Normal Mormon Husbands has a hilarious article up about how they think should replace the Twilight actors in New Moon:
Michelin Man to Play Carlisle:It took 6 1/2 hours to apply all of the white face makeup to get the actor in character to play Carlisle. The total cost of makeup application was $16.3 million, so Summit is just going straight to the always-pale Michelin Man. He even looks dashing in a scarf, which is a requirement for playing Carlisle.
Feather Duster to Play Alice: There were three criteria for the Alice replacement:
1) Rail-thin physique 2) Perky black hair 3) No dialogue required
A feather duster costs $4.99 at Home Depot and is non-union. Why not?
Mannequin with Squirrel on Head to Play Edward: Casting a new Edward was a fairly simple process. Summit Entertainment went out looking for an actor with washboard abs, pale skin, unchanging dramatic facial expression and really poofy hair. Fortunately for the casting department, the Summit lot shares a dumpster with a Macy’s department store that had just discarded a bunch of old mannequins. Or maybe they were retired employees. Oh well, that’s beside the point. A squirrel and perched itself atop one of the mannequin heads and – BOOM! – the search for Edward ended.
hahahaha this is funny stuff lol poor alice! dont send this to summit or they might replace everyone!!
nicolitaz
lol way funny but of cours i gotta defend my man rob!
nicolitaz
lol way funny but of cours i gotta defend my man rob!
roary
You guys are jerks
Carlisle, Alice and Edward work to hard for that, the person who posted this : you look like a dirty old dishrag and need to get a life. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!?!?
Claysh
I totally agree with roary... this is totally dumb... How can you people do that? I mean it makes you people laughm but do you think rob peter and ashley like it? You might want to check up on that...
Michelin Man to Play Carlisle:It took 6 1/2 hours to apply all of the white face makeup to get the actor in character to play Carlisle. The total cost of makeup application was $16.3 million, so Summit is just going straight to the always-pale Michelin Man. He even looks dashing in a scarf, which is a requirement for playing Carlisle.
Feather Duster to Play Alice: There were three criteria for the Alice replacement:
Mannequin with Squirrel on Head to Play Edward: Casting a new Edward was a fairly simple process. Summit Entertainment went out looking for an actor with washboard abs, pale skin, unchanging dramatic facial expression and really poofy hair. Fortunately for the casting department, the Summit lot shares a dumpster with a Macy’s department store that had just discarded a bunch of old mannequins. Or maybe they were retired employees. Oh well, that’s beside the point. A squirrel and perched itself atop one of the mannequin heads and – BOOM! – the search for Edward ended.
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