MTV has an update to the article we mentioned the other day about the best fake New Moon rumors–this time, ones collected by fans–among the doozies are:

You’ve probably heard that Drew Barrymore is rumored to be one of the candidates for director of “Eclipse,” but she’s also going to star in “Breaking Dawn”! She’s going to recruit Lucy Liu and Cameron Diaz for the film, and they’ll play the Amazonian coven, Zafrina, Senna, and Kachiri.

Among the ones we heard here at NewMoonMovie.org were–Sam sez–

how about miley as bella, zac as edward, the jbros as the volturi, and vanessa as tanya. vanessa and miley have a cat fight over zac then zac starts singing “bet on it” when miley leaves him for jacob who will be played by judge judy. : ) and in breaking dawn they replace miley with jamie lynn spears : ) renesmee is played by a hairless cat.

and lovevampolves sez–

American Idol Judges will be in NM. Paula Abdul will be Leah, Simon Cowell will be Aro, Randy Jackson will be the new Sam, and kara says she wants her “perfect voice” in the soundtrack.

and lisaaa goes totally crazy and sez–

jackson rathbone to replace kristen stewart as bella…. edward falls in love with jasper, bella is edwards sister…. its a gay but hilariously funny vampire romance…

Check out more of what the MTV fans said as well!