BuddyTV gives a play-by-play blogging of their thoughts while watching the Twilight DVD. Some of this is HILARIOUS! The whole thing is worth reading, but here are some of the comments towards the beginning of the movie:

KW: Native Americans! Really, really bad wig on Taylor Lautner.

MC: She and Jacob have the same haircut.

OD: “Eww…look at the new girl”

KW: The GAYSIAN!

DC: OMG, I love gaysians.

MC: Why is he wearing a tie??

OD: We know she’s suffering on the inside because she said, “I’m suffering on the inside.”

KW: Is this a Diablo Cody film: “Chilax”?

DC: Um, because he’s gaysian.

MC: This is an absurdly diverse small town high school.

KW: Mike has pretty blue eyes. My favorite character is Jessica.

MC: This girl is on coke, right?

DC: Jessica sounds like she is mildly impaired.

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DC: What’s with this dialogue?

KW: She’s so abrupt with him.

MC: “You were gone.”

KW: Why is it weird to ask someone about the weather?

MC: This is like conversations I have on the bus with homeless guys.

DC: Cold, wet thing,

MC: HES COLD.

DC: ! And she’s wet!

MC: Like the rain.

Check out the rest at BuddyTV! [warning: some crude language]