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How People Find Twilight Sites: Google Search Terms

by Will on March 23, 2009 · Comments

in NewMoonMovie.org

Taylor Lautner Dad One of my favorite Twilight sites, Letters to Twilight, started a fantastic feature last month where they look through their visitor logs and check out how people found the site. It’s a truly hilarious insight into some of the interesting things people are searching for in the Twilight universe–here are some examples from the article:

  • filet-o-fish fan site – uh no, not us but this sounds like the perfect name for our new LetterstoTaylorsDad fan site. We LOVE you Taylor’s Dad! [I love huggy bear too! I wonder if Taylor will look like his dad in 25 years? -NMM]
  • robert pattinson buttcrack – Oh HALE nah, who does Rob think he is? Our lover Buttcrack Santa. NEVER!
  • kristen stewart looking like sh*t – so uh you’re looking for just ANY picture of Kristen, huh. Is there any other way she looks? [ouch! -NMM]
  • Robert pattinson win a date contest 2009 – Brought to you by a Nigerian Prince and the UK Lottery (which you’ve won!). Just ask these girls
  • does rob pattinson brush his teeth – this is still up for debate

Inspired, I decided to take a look for some interesting search terms that people used to find this site as well. Ours aren’t quite as fanciful, but I still got a giggle out of these:

  • extremely buff werewolves pics [that one is easy]
  • is there is a sexy love scene in the new moon [just what do you consider "sexy"?]
  • robert pattinson chest hair
  • taylor lautner twilight armpit hair [sadly, no one has yet asked for "Peter Facinelli nose hair"]
  • ways the twilight movie differs from the wood [well, for one you can turn wood into paper. The Twilight movie turned paper into trash.]
  • will you cry during new moon the movie
  • will most people cry when edward leaves bella in new moon [I am going to start a poll, just for you.]
  • new moon will have butter effects? [if it involves greasing up the wolf pack, I'm all for it]

See also...

  • IndiesR
    LMAO at some of this stuff.
  • Chelabelle
    If it is done right, I will cry. If they gloss over it and just have him disappear after the party, I'll be pissed.
  • hahaha! 'new moon will have butter effect' amazing!
    Thanks so much for posting ours! we laugh SO hard everytime we see something so random that brings ppl to our site!
  • IndiesR
    LMAO at some of this stuff.
  • Elloo
    HAHAHA This post totally cracked me up. Made my day, NMM.ORG! :D
  • Emmes
    Woohoo...I'm all for greasing up the wolves too!!


    MOON and UC...your famous!!!
  • Mishaluvspatz
    Butter Effects!!! Pepsi just came out my nose....LOL
  • Chelabelle
    If it is done right, I will cry. If they gloss over it and just have him disappear after the party, I'll be pissed.
  • Emmes
    Woohoo...I'm all for greasing up the wolves too!!

    MOON and UC...your famous!!!
  • LOL - "ways the twilight movie differs from the wood"! that's great!
  • Mishaluvspatz
    Butter Effects!!! Pepsi just came out my nose....LOL
  • Twilight Fan
    ummm, hi. yea i kinda know who search the butt crack.
  • Denise
    I agree with Nicole , if its like the book I will be bawling. Thank god I know the ending!
  • Elloo
    HAHAHA This post totally cracked me up. Made my day, NMM.ORG! :D
  • LOL - "ways the twilight movie differs from the wood"! that's great!
  • Twilight Fan
    ummm, hi. yea i kinda know who search the butt crack.
  • Denise
    I agree with Nicole , if its like the book I will be bawling. Thank god I know the ending!
  • this was a great and funny post lol thanks NMM.org this was a awesome post thanks again
  • TheLionFellInLuvWithCeci
    LMAO... those are hilarious.... the butter effects... lol... geez ppl... haha!!
    Oh gosh you have no idea how ppl react when I tell them that everytime I read NM I ball my eyes out like a baby so I know that if they do a good job in the movie, I will surely ball my eyes out like a baby... hehe.... but thank God my lil heart knows the ending *cheers up*
  • this was a great and funny post lol thanks NMM.org this was a awesome post thanks again
  • mrazle
    About the crying thing...
    It all depends on how well Kristen is able to portray the feeling she's going through. It has to be good to make people cry.
  • harumiblack
    i will cry =(
    that great
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LMAO... those are hilarious.... the butter effects... lol... geez ppl... haha!!
    Oh gosh you have no idea how ppl react when I tell them that everytime I read NM I ball my eyes out like a baby so I know that if they do a good job in the movie, I will surely ball my eyes out like a baby... hehe.... but thank God my lil heart knows the ending *cheers up*
  • Charli
    Lol these are so funny!
    And I will definititely not cry when Edward leaves, no matter how well it's done.
  • nomesters
    Wish there was a option for "I hope I cry"
  • harumiblack
    i will cry =(
    that great
  • Charli
    Lol these are so funny!
    And I will definititely not cry when Edward leaves, no matter how well it's done.
  • nomesters
    Wish there was a option for "I hope I cry"
  • ViktóriafromHungary
    I will cry! That's sure. I cried so much when I read it ... I had a headache... And I cried at the first movie too when Bella left Charlie =(
  • butter?! hilarious!!
  • I own a blog and you should see what people search on Google =))
    the most recent is "toilet paper with robert pattinson's face"
  • LuvRob
    I love this site!

    I have a blog that I just started, it's dedicated to Rob and I would love for you girls to check it out!

    http://LetsDish.today.com

    Thanks!!
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