When Bella does a Google search for Quieleute legends in Twilight, one of the book results is Legends of the Slappy Beaver. This is one of the many hilarious things we learn from the commentary bits on the Twilight DVD. Here are a couple more–
39:35: Edwards pulls up to save Bella from the bad humans.
Pattinson: [In prissy voice] “Now listen, guuuyyysss!”
Stewart: See, I knew you were gonna start saying something about this, but I think you look very scary.
Pattinson: “Come on guys. Let’s all, come on, let’s be simple about this.”
Hardwicke: I like the way the car roars in. Obviously, that wasn’t your driving, or those people would all be dead.
1:14:18 Finally, the kissing scene. Hardwicke says, “I have heard from, um, people of all ages, that this scene kinda gets ‘em goin’.” It certainly works on 33-year-olds. Or so I have, um, heard.
Pattinson: This is quite difficult ’cause I have a really flat head, and so it’s quite difficult to get a correct angle,” Pattinson says. “And you can’t go up from down below as well, ’cause I’ve got, like, rock solid gelled hair. And so, like, it was odd. I don’t know, sometimes I feel like my head is being, like, turned inside out. Like that episode of Ren & Stimpy when he’s inside his own belly button. [Stewart laughs] I don’t know.
Check out the rest over at EW!