I debated whether or not to post this, but the truth is, this is going to be plastered like gum underneath a school desk all over the web before the day’s up, and I’ll get a bazillion emails asking why I didn’t put it up, so let’s go ahead and get it out of the way. If you want to see a purported screenshot of the tip of the iceberg of Robert Pattinson’s manjunk from his new film Little Ashes, click here. [warning: partial nudity, it's an R-rated movie, this disturbed me sort of like the tuck and duck from Silence of the Lambs, YMMV.]
UPDATE: For those of you who are too young to take a look, don’t want to look, or need a chaser to brighten things up after you’ve taken a look–here’s an early edition of Wolf Cub Friday to take your mind off things:














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