Bobby Long: Robert Pattinson Gets “Molested Right and Left”

Bobby Long Robert Pattinson EW has a fun look at musician Bobby Long, who worked with friend Robert Pattinson on a track on the Twilight soundtrack. He’s currently on a International tour that’ll see him hitting the states in NYC, Nashville and LA–

On a visit today to EW’s offices, the lanky, swoopy-haired Brit talked to us about his upcoming American tour dates, and the hazards of ancillary — if still white-hot — fame. “Rob gets it 99 million percent more,” Long admits, “but it’s still mad. He and I went to the premiere in London together, and he was just getting molested right and left. For me, it’s clearly not as extreme, but it’s still amazing to watch. And you know,” he adds with a laugh, “there was free booze everywhere, so we got quite drunk and I just kept bothering the guy from Superbad, McLovin’. He was very nice about it.”

[thanks, Lindsay!]

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Elloo
Hhaha that's hilarious.

WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
As much as I would like to molest him myself, I do feel sorry for him, the guy can't get a break, no wonder he goes into hiding! Come to Belfast Rob, I'll protect you Lol

IndiesR
Agreed! I do feel sorry for him...my spunk definately need me for protection.

Chris10
Me too I feel so bad for him. I can't stand people in my personal space. I don't know how he does it!!

tweter76 . . . vamplover
I've been saying this for a while now. I mean, people wonder why he heads back to the UK after he's done filming . . . it's also why I could see him becoming reclusive after the Twilight Saga films are finished. He just doesn't dig it.

FranCullen
yeah... poor rob... I remember that interview were he says he leaves his brain at the door and just lets everybody grab him, lol!

i love rob
Me too!!! He can come to my house!!! It's sunny here, pretty much year round! We don't get much cold weather! I'll protect him!

Although, I must admit, I'll probably end up molesting him!!!!

i love rob
Enjoy these outtakes!!! I know I did!

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/04/cosmo...

WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
HOLY *BLEEP* Dear sweet Lord off all things sexy! I think I just had a tiny orgasm!

On a side note...how much has Taylor grown since then?? He is like a little kid in these pictures, and now well he is a man! technically still a kid but somebody definitely put that boy in a stretching device!

i love rob
LMFAO!!!! Oh Deedee! I always look forward to your comments!!!! They just make me laugh so hard!!! A tiny orgasm......LOL!!!! But I get it....sometimes I feel the same way!

And yes....Taylor is definitely grown up in the past year!!!! It's amazing!!!

Andiicullen
cool first comment!! and poor rob

edwardluva
i wouldnt have the courage to "molest" rob, but boy would i love too. ;)

joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel
wouldn't you? :D in the presence of such a hottie you don't think, you ACT! LOL

MrsSpunkRansom
Poor Rob :( He gets "molested" and screaming fans everywhere he goes. Not saying that I wouldn't want to... lol but I do feel bad for him...

Ravinnnx
HAHAHA!!
he kept bothering mclovin!!!

socialromance
That's brutal. As much as I love Rob, I love him enough to respect that that's terrible.
Bobby Long seems hilarious, I'd love to meet him. His, and Robs music, along with Marcus Foster is amazing. I have trouble downloading a few of them - so I listen from their Myspace's it's definitely worth the listen. I hope I can buy an album soon.

kuchikiuri
MCLOVING! that's so funny! xDDDDDD

IndiesR
I dont think I would even approach him if I ever get lucky enough to be close to him. And while I feel bad that he gets molested and want him to be protected, i have to admit...I'd molest evey inch of him if he ever gives me the chance and unlike his little "screaming fan girls" encounter, he'd enjoy every minute of it, I swear, he would. :)

WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
LMAO

As much as I like to mouth off about him. if I actually see him I wouldn't have the gonads to approach him...I would be a stuttering wreck and he'd probably think I was mental. But if I did meet him I would have respect for him...I'd just have to mop up the drool I leave as I walk away from him! LMAO

IndiesR
I'd pass out, my body wouldnt be consious of anything, not even drooling...it would just shut down from shock. LOL

WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
I just downloaded Bobby Longs song on itunes, its fantastic!

Chris10
Cool I'll have to check it out! I'm always looking for new music.

socialromance
Dead and Done = Amazing.
All of them are great. He's got the same sound as Rob.

Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
Hahaha, you ladies are hilarious! I hate to picture myself if I ever randomly run into him... I see myself stopping in the middle of the street, mouth dropped open and cars honking at me to move! But oh how I wish I'd be given the chance to molest him myself...I am no 13 year old, I would do it right!

IndiesR
That's exactly what I mean, I'm no little teenager/ tween. I'd molest him the right way. LOL

30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
I believe you Indies!! lol

IndiesR
Hahahaha. He'd be licking his lips alot more in public for sure! LOL

Chris10
I would only approach him here in NOLA. It's pretty laid back down here so I'd ask to buy him a beer and if he wanted to go hide in a dark bar in the Quarter in a nice secluded corner :) Is it shameful if my plan is to get him drunk and take advantage of him??

IndiesR
Sounds like you have it all planned out! LMAO
U go girl!

Chris10
Yea. It works out well in my daydream!

i love rob
I know....me too!! I'm all talk, but if it came right down to it....I wouldn't be able to approach him!

But all at the same time, if ever given the chance, I would too molest him! Don't forget our schedule, Indies!! ;)

IndiesR
LMAO. I havent forgotten, how could I?! LOL

RedPawn3592
I would love to meet any of the cast, and no lie, I would drool and stare, but I would not have the balls to like, walk up to them and ask for a pic, let alone grope them! lol I just think its an invasion of privacy, and I wouldn't want anyone to do that to me. poor rob :(

Taylor Q
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arose801
He can come to Salt Lake. I have a place he could hide, and my friends and I would keep him safe, and keep our hands to ourselves. lol

i love rob
Liar.....you know you wouldn't be able to keep your hands off!!!! LMAO!!!

arose801
Okay... Shhh, we just wont tell him that part. :o)

i love rob
No worries! My lips are sealed......LMAO!

Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
I'm sure if he's completely drunk he won't care!! Be sure to stock your liquor cabinet, he probably has a high tolerance!

TrulyDazzled
I feel bad for Rob..
& omg I love Mclovin ;D Hes so freakin amazing. (:

i love rob
Damn.........I love your picture!!!!!! I licked my screen again!!!! That Alex is soooo freakin HOT!!

TrulyDazzled
haha thanks, I like urs too. ;)
& i know! Alex is so dam hot. :D I hope hes shirtless for the whole movie.

i love rob
That would definitely be a plus!!!! Just the thought.......YUMMY!!

joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel
let me sum up all the comments:
"oh I feel sooo bad for Rob with all those stalking psychofans, paparazzi & stuff.... ah whatever, I WANT to molest him!!" ROTFL

Jo
ROTFLMAO! Exactly! We are sad.

Claudia
Poor Rob...but at least he had a good time with Bob...

TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
Yea I feel bad for my Rob and I don't think I would have the courage to harass him if I were lucky to meet him, but jeez the emotions that would run through me would be insane... love that adorable creature =]
I'll protect you Rob, I swear you won't suffer w/ me =]

kpaige4
I had the opportunity to see him and I just couldn't say anything to him. As much as I wanted to, I knew if I said anything to him he would think I am just another of the million other fans who want him. We made eye contact and that was enough. Better he remember me as that one girl with the bad bangs (they were really horrible that day, it rained) who respected him than oh no another stalker girl.

TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
haha... yea that would probably be me only i would say something nice... i think =]

Leanneduh
part and parcel of being a celeb...
molesation comes with the job :)

ahbeeLautner
rob can hide with me =] and so can taylor

bella425edward4445
same hahaahhaha

mlj (Team Pea Coat)
Could I "molest" him nicely?????

Michelle
Rob....hang in there kid....keep yourself surrounded by old good friends! When in doubt drink up! lol

i love rob
You know....that Bobby Long is mighty fine too.....

bella425edward4445
ya bobby long is cute as well ....and .....poor rob ......and rob is hot too lol hahah

TwilightFan
lol
rob gets molested:)
i wonder from who? OH YEAH, AT LEAST THE WHOLE WORLD...including me?....

twilover112
i love him but i am sad for him :(

Anne Kessler
Hi Bobby, love urs and Rob's music defintely will be seein u at the Whisky tomm nite. Yea Rob iam sure its hard havin girls woman wanting to tear ur clothes off, lol But it comes with the territory! lol Iam a big fan of Rob's work but honestly he is so gorgeous and he makes me laugh! I personally dont no wat if would do if if saw im, proberly keep myself together so he wouldnt run off, But OMG i would be thinkin otherwise! Anyways, U both r awesome, again see ya tomm Bobby