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Caption This: Robert Pattinson in Vancouver

by Will on April 7, 2009 · Comments

in Robert Pattinson

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Found this picture of Robert Pattinson in Vancouver that I haven’t seen yet–I love the expression on his face! Anyone think they can come up with a better caption than mine? Leave a comment in the form of–

CAPTION: “Oh look! A mirror!”

If you see a caption you like, press “Like” under the comment. The person with the most “Likes” in the comments by tomorrow at Midnight EST will win their choice of either the Cullen Crest Keyring/Bagclip or the Lion & Lamb Keychain/Bagclip. You’re welcome to participate from anywhere (and as many times as you like….within reason ;) ), but I can only ship to the US. Sorry!

[Image from RobertPattinsonSource.org .]

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    DUDE BACK IT UP IM NOT GAY!!
  • Perla
    Caption: CAARRRRRRLLIIIISLE!
  • Katie
    Caption: OMG bella did ur water just break?!
  • la tua cantante
    Caption: you did WHAT to my VOLVO?!?!?!
  • mocha_love
    CAPTION: I do NOT look like a penguin! have you seen my face?! look! just because it's cold and snowy....
  • Katie
    Caption: Are you serious bella? You have to go into labor now?
  • Perla
    Caption: Perez Hilton, I am NOT a DIRTY BOY! I just don't shower daily!
  • TWILIGHTGURL808
    CAPTION:What do you mean im not renesmee's real father?!?!?! It's Jacob isnt iT!!!!
  • Brittany
    Caption: "Look Everyone... Hair grows back. What's the big deal?"
  • Perla
    Caption: Did that car just offer me cash for an unforgetable night?!
  • tWiLiGHTGiRL808
    LOL
  • RealTwilightFan
    Stop stealing other sites' features and learn to be original
  • What? huh? Whose original feature? I can name at least 20 magazines
    and websites that have a "Caption This" contest, going back 10+
    years. Stop visitng my site, and stay where you enjoy the view, ok?
  • tWiLiGHTGiRL808
    :)
  • JacobLuvr
    CAPTION: "You got me so hipnotized the way your sparkles glitter in the sun. That face is so hot and you make me want to drool. Oh. Thats just my reflection. . . . . .no wonder people are so ROBsessed!"
  • Perla
    Caption: Oops! I Stepped into the wrong bar (it's a gay bar) !
  • Paulina
    Caption: Oopsy! I had a poopsy!
  • xxwillfollowuanywherexx
    HEY GIRL HEY!!!!
  • S
    Caption: But I was told I look hot when I pose with my mouth open.
  • meriberi
    CAPTION: I have to do what in Little Ashes?!
  • megkensmi
    CAPTION: Ouch! Well I guess you can't stop every van.
  • Perla
    Caption: Hey old woman, I know what you're thinking, and it's never gonna happen. Bloody Hell!
  • blondijen
    oh snapple! i hope that fart wasn't as loud as i think it was! whoops! hey even sexy vampires pass gas...
  • Sparkles1110
    Caption: "Oh no you didn't just rag on my beanie!"
  • Sparkles1110
    Caption: *thinking to himself* "What the bloody H3LL is hanging out of Taylor's pants??"
  • JacobLuvr
    CAPTION: "You said your car is better than mine? It's on, Jacob!"
  • pie
    CAPTION: OMG! DID SHE JUST TAKE HER TOP OFF?!
  • iheartrobpattz
    caption: Whaaaat?!?! I'm not a ReAl VaMpIrE?!?!
  • Perla
    Caption: Oh my, Camilla Belle is still with the Jonas Brother!
  • Twi Cullen Black
    Caption: robert pattinson? WHERE?!!!
  • JamieCullen85
    LOL That's Hilarious... you know the paparatizzi's yelling "Robert, Rob, Pattinson, Robbie"" I can so see him looking and saying that!
  • Mrs. Cullen
    LOL Love it!
  • Perla
    Caption: OMG! Is that Nikki going into the hotel with Taylor Lautner?!
  • Sparkles1110
    Caption: "You could do "WHAT?" to me for HOW LONG?!?!?!? Is that even possible??!"

    Sorry if this reposts a zillion times...I'm new here! :)
  • abbie
    CAPTION: Is that voldemort? run! no wait! its the volturi! double run!
  • morgannnn
    CAPTION: Mike Newton did NOT just key my f***ing volvo!
  • Lisa
    "oh no you DIDN'T just say Harry Potter is better than Twilight!"
  • ZTATwilighter
    CAPTION: "Yes.. "it's" Tucked"
  • TeamEmmett
    *cough MY idea Cough*
    srsly.
    xD
  • sarah
    CAPTION: oh no he din't! i told taylor not to come near me in public! people will know we actually like each other.
  • Morgan
    WHAT?! You're pregnant?...Who the hell are you?
  • Sparkles1110
    Caption: "You didn't just say Harry Potter was hotter than me??!"
  • thetwiguy
    Caption: OMG, I know, I can't believe I shaved my unibrow either!
  • CAPTION: After being herded into a corner by a bunch of TwiStalkers, jumping into a cab with Lester the Molester suddenly seems like a very appealing idea.
  • ketzchexmex
    Caption: What the hell? Is..is that my bite mark on that DVD????
  • Thania Mejia
    CAPTION: OMG! Is that a tattoo of my face on her butt?
  • lynsrob
    Kristen Love, we've been caught.
  • ede
    ok ok i didn't get to read all of them (there's like a million of them) but i doubt i saw anyone say this:

    (rob isn't saying anything in this picture....we pass each other on the street/sidewalk/whatever and he smiles)

    (i walk by and notice him but just smile and keep on my merry way)

    this is the look i get! only because i didn't attack him like most people would have! he is just a regular guy just tryin to make a dollar and happend to get lucky with a character that people love! besides i don't just walk up to people on the streets and make random conversation, doesn't matter who you are (famous or not). however i do always smile at people i pass if i make eye contact.

    i can't really think of anything just gut busting to say for a caption so i thought of this one. then again he screaming and running from a flock of gay team edward fans! lol i don't know...i got nothin'!
  • Carnie97
    Holy Shit are those things real!! (Looking at KStew as she flashes him)
  • RachaelLamb
    CAPTION: Zomgz, they are chasing me with buckets of water and soap! Run, run, RUN!
  • Lacey
    OMG! 400 girls are about to chase me down! RUN!
  • Amanda
    CAPTION: Lainey, I thought I told you to stop stalking me. Mr Winky isn't interested. And your website is shit.
  • Cassandra Cobb
    CAPTION: Oooooh! Shiny Volvo!! MINE?
  • Perla
    Caption: Woah! Bella just beat Emmet in arm wrestling!
  • Sparkles1110
    Caption: "You could do "WHAT?" to me for HOW LONG?!?!?!? Is that even possible??!"
  • Sparkles1110
    Caption: "You could do "WHAT?" to me for HOW LONG?!?!?!? Is that even possible??!"
  • Lmak19
    Caption: that's right kellan I am hotter than you, no matter what seacrest says.
  • Andrea
    omg! a mob of teen girls all with camaras and pens! get me out of here
  • Perla
    Caption: That middle-aged man is holding a poster saying "I Love Robert"!
  • punker
    CAPTION: "OH NO!!!! another picture act like you don't see them"
  • Arlene
    CAPTION: Did she just say she wants to bathe me??
  • RachaelLamb
    CAPTION: ZOMGZ! THEY ARE CHASING ME WITH BUCKETS OF WATER AND SOAP AGAIN; RUN, RUN, RUN!
  • Meg
    Carlisle?! I just bit someone!
  • Emily
    "When I take a bite out of a cheeseburger, I do it like this. OM NOM NOM!"
  • Morgan
    The Twi-Moms are back! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • cara g.s.
    CAPTION:

    ... you have sculpted eyebrows too?!
  • chelsea
    CAPTION: OHHH YEAHHH... mmm... oh.. uh.. yes.. that's the spot







    ..where i ate last night.
  • Caption:
    1. Jacob did WHAT to Nessie!?
    2. Who the HELL just touched my BUTT!?
    3. FANGIRLS! RUN!
  • Destiny
    FANGIRLS: Hey robert do your sexy look!
    CAPTION: I thought I was doing my sexy look!!!!??
  • Lmak19
    CAPTION: Bella just did what with Jacob!!!!
  • Meg
    Another female fan just flashed me?!
  • CAPPTION: (to the Volturi) Like hell your getting my wolf pack!
  • VancouverVamp
    Blimey, did I just trip over my ego???!!!
  • Jord
    Caption: Oh no! It's Ryan Reynolds! Quick hide me!
  • TWERD4LIFE 623
    CAPTION:
    OH MY GOD!!! CRAZY FAN GIRLS!! RUN! RUN! RUN!!!!!!!!
  • Mandi
    Oh yeah! My butt is way cuter than Taylor's.
  • MsOrange78
    I gotta have more cowbell!
  • someone
    oh i will cut you. SUHCURITY! SUH-CUR-I-TY (Bon Qui Qui Madtv accent.)
  • kokopoko
    CAPTION: Whoa, nice tits!
  • kokopoko
    CAPTION: It's Stephanie Meyer, RUN
  • Kaitlyn
    OH DAMN LOOK AT THAT I AM SO DAZZALING, HEY KRISTEN COME HERE....AM I DAZZLING YOU YET?
  • Josie
    Put down those tweezers!!!
  • CAPTION: WOW!! I didn't know they could get THAT big... mines not anyway...
  • noranne ruslan
    CAPTION: i say whaattt!
  • Kim
    CAPTION: Jacob kissed MY Bella?!
  • Guest
    caption: "oh no you didn't, my body is wayy better then kellan!"
  • Olivia Chapman
    OMG! I ran over Jacob!!! oh well, I win anyway...
  • Damn im hot no wonder all these girls love me!
  • Tjbads
    Caption "Be careful, I bite!"
  • Christine
    CAPTION: Is Kristen's boyfriend dressing like me AGAIN?
  • Allison
    IS that my reflection? Hot Damn!!!!
  • Christine
    CAPTION: Do those fans really have shampoo bottles?
  • Christine
    CAPTION: OMG Becky, look at her butt!
  • SpunkRansom
    tahahahahah
  • JoAnna
    CAPTION: Whoopsie-Daisy - I can't believe they have no marmalade for my crumpets.
  • caption "damn i look good,no wonder the ladies love me"
  • Christine
    CAPTION: I tawt I taw a puddy tat!
  • Olivia Chapman
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A Possum!!!!!!!!!!
  • futuremrspattinson
    CAPTION: I'm not a big fan of Miley Cyrus; people dont like Miley they like HANNAH MONTANA!


    bauhauahahah:)
  • JamieCullen85
    LOL That's great...
  • voila
    lol!!!!
  • Christine
    CAPTION: Are those Hello Kitty panties?
  • futuremrspattinson
    CAPTION: I DO NOT SMELL!
  • Jessi
    Does this hat make my butt look big?
  • Skadoosh!
  • Christine
    CAPTION: OMG is that a Hot Pocket?
  • Amanda
    CAPTION: I really need to work on the mean face, this isn't quite scaring them off yet!
  • Emily
    CAPTION: "That's right Kristen, you punch Mike in the face! Ooh...that looked like it hurt!"
  • bobotheclown
    CAPTION: "OOOH, behave!!!"
  • ally
    caption: is my stylist blind.... where is alice when i need her
  • alisha
    oh crap (fans sworming in) I do need a bodyguard!!!!!
  • Twilight555666
    jljfaljfuhgja\m
  • tessa
    CAPTION: OMFG I MISSED THE HILLS ...........
  • andy
    CAPTION: '' I know i'am freaking hawt, I sparkle in sunlight*.* damnit!, does Taylor gets do that ... heeeeeeeell nooo!" (he stops walking and takes out a mirror from his pocket) " damn i'am hotter than I thought! o.O" ...........
    in his cute british accent
  • MsOrange78
    CAPTION: "Hannah Montana said WHAt? Oh. No. She. Didn't."
  • tessa
    CAPTION: TEAM JACOB LOVER SAY WAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!
  • team_switzerland
    CAPTION: "Ohhh..... it's on girlfriend!!!"
  • Victoria7
    CAPTION: OMG someone just crash into my shiny silver volvo!
  • Caption: Oh No! Godzilla and the Volturi have ganged up against us!
  • CAPTION: Bloody Hell did I just fart in public??
  • TwiMomMN
    You want me to do what to the the neighbors dog for how many cookies?
  • MereSquared
    Caption : Seriously the misspelled one is winning?
  • Caption: Mom please stop it i can take a shower by myself.....the smelling bad thing is just a lie (pinkie swear)
  • Dandoosha
    50 % off Eyebrow waxing?!? NO WAYYYY
  • Katie Buchanan
    Oh my god, a GARDEN BURGER?!?!?!
    *shudders*
  • Brie2404
    Caption: Sex....Money....Sex.....CAT?!!!!!
  • twifan4
    To the paparazzi:

    "Could you PLEASE stop taking pictures of me, I'm having another panic attack!"

    or

    He's thinking:

    "OMG! Everyone is looking at me!.....Why are they looking at me?......Did I even shower?.....Ya I did......a week ago"
  • CAPTION: DAMN ......would u look at me in that car window i am hot !!!!
  • ames
    can i has cheezburger pls!?
  • Renee
    (after seeing his profile in a storefront window) Damb!! I think all those squats are paying off afterall. Check out my buns of steel!! I bet Jacob's buns dont look this good.
  • Katie Buchanan
    *glances into mirror*
    Dammit. I knew I shouldn't trust a man who plucks his eyebrows!
  • Dianaaa
    If that werewolf looks at my daughter ONE MORE TIME im going to rip him apart!!!!!!
  • Selena
    CAPTION: Oh God! I seriously need a bodyguard!
  • TeamCarlisle
    Oh no she din't!
  • Amanda.!
    CAPTION: "How did they get that naked picture of me?"[imagine that in the british accent]

    CAPTION: "You dream about me doing what to you?!"

    CAPTION: "Your underwear have my face on them!!"
  • JamieCullen85
    LOL CAPTION: "Your underwear have my face on them!!" Hilarious!
  • Daniel
    CAPTION: NO! I will not take another shower!
  • steph
    " OH MY EDWARD! Bella! you are lookin damn fine as a vampire!"
  • twifan4
    "UURRGG!! Jacob, What Did You Do To My Baby!......She was only a few years old!......How could you do that to my Aston Martin Vanquish?!"


    (You were thinking about Renesmee.......Admit it!)

    lolz
  • Brie2404
    Wow! I dazzle myself!
  • graceless
    CAPTION:"OMG a microwave!"

    Explanation(if you don't get it..):in an interview,he said he never had a microwave before twilight and bought all this stuff to cook in it...i don't know,i just loved that. =]
  • TeamEmmett
    CAPTION: NO, I DO NOT SMELL AS BAD AS I LOOK.....I DID shower, last week......

    :D haha I'm sorry if anyone hates this i just had to.
    xD
  • Lidia
    CAPTION: Alice!!! I told you to keep your thoughts to yourself!!!!!
  • noemi
    CAPTION: NO MILEY I WILL NOT SIGN UR BOOBS!!!!!!!!
  • CAPTION: your telling me i had to go threw all that crap with Jacob loving Bella when all alone he was really in love with Bella's fetus!!!!?????
  • amandacullen
    they said what about my hair!
  • twifan4
    You did NOT just do that to MY guitar!
  • OMG! Nikki is running at me naked.....RUN ROB RUN!
  • twifan4
    Get out of my room Nikki!!
  • Becky
    Oh no you DIDN'T!!!
  • cait22
    I do NOT run like that!
  • amandacullen
    *snikcering* cheesburgers!*laughing histerically
  • Lia
    What The Heck! Stop freakin taking pictures of me, You ugly paparazzi!
  • LadyTalon
    Yes, I took a shower, AS IF THAT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS! Talon
  • SLomenick
    Caption:
    Insert neck here
  • JD1317
    CAPTION: Justin's got nothing on me cuz "I'm bring sparkly baaaaaaaaaack, and you know those werewolves won't know how to aaaaaaaaact..."
  • Alicia
    LMFAO!!!!!!
  • Jayme
    "Someone get that girl an ambulance!! I think she's strained herself!!"
  • hottie2436
    Caption- Who's the vampire ? ME !? :O
  • Reemo
    OMG I DID NOT JUST LOSE MY SHOE IN THAT HUGE CROWD OF GIRLS AND THEIR MOTHERS!
  • Holly
    You put my guitar where?
  • LaPush_Wolf
    Caption: Bella you smell like Wolf.....AGAIN!
  • Irishgirl
    CAPTION - "Did she just ask me to tuck my junk like Buffalo Bill??"
  • amandacullen
    OMG Cedirc did what to Edward! What Edward bit Cedirc! Oh no, my alternate personalities are showing again. I'll just cover it up with more sparkaling and shiny volovo driving
  • smwannabe
    Oh, crap! I shouldn't have given my body guard the night off!
  • Nik_Twi_Fan
    Caption: Do you smell that?
  • ambereyes
    Kristen I told you stop pinching my butt!
  • Blythe
    Canadians. Lovely!
  • morgannnn
    Yes, we are... =D
  • CAPTION: Who let Michael Angarano raid my wardrobe the other day and, oh by the way, can someone tell him it's not working -- he'll NEVER rock the linty beanie like I can.
  • Diana1235
    [British Accent] Do these jeans make my butt look big?
  • Sara
    Oh HALE no!
  • Jennie
    CAPTION: WOW, I really have turned into Edward!
  • TwilightFan
    caption:
    "OH GOD, NOT ANOTHER FANGIRL!"
  • Luisa
    CAPTION: Hey! Stop checkin' out my ass!
  • =) =) =)
    Caption:
    You checking this out?
  • TARAEAC
    Caption: KELLAN AND TAYLOR DID WHAT!!??
  • Monica
    Caption: Oh no you did NOT try to steal my Claire De Lune CD...
  • noemi
    CAPTION: OH NO IT'S MILEY CYRUS !!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!
  • ruldolph35
    ....
  • ohcatherine
    Taylor : Does my being half-naked bother you ?
    Rob : YEAH ! they are suppose to stare at me not YOU !
  • Perla Calderon
    Caption: Crap! The wolf pack cast really are werewolves!
  • elizabethlizzybennett
    Did that guy just try to grab my......? Hey dude I'm not really like that I just play one in a movie.(Little Ashes)
  • Ashley
    Hommie say what?!?!?
  • twilight_is_love
    CAPTION: Damn Taylor Launtner is buff ....o crap here he comes
  • kcullen
    oh my gosh kristin, look at her butt. it is SO big.
  • Jill
    Hey girl heyyyyyyy!!
  • Dahrenda
    "you can put WHAT in the microwave?!?!?" (cause he LOVES to put random stuff in the micro)
  • DeeDee
    Kirsten Broke Up With Mike?!
    so i get to go out with her now??
  • Perla Calderon
    Caption: Woah! A flock of ten year old girls chasing me!
  • Evelyn
    CAPTION: Ah snap!
  • JamieCullen85
    ** How you doin'??**
  • KIm
    CAPTION: OH CRAP!!! I JUST STOOD IN DOG POOOH!
  • morgan
    caption: um, i didnt do that.
  • Ashley
    You want me to bite what!!!???
  • JamieCullen85
    "" You want me to bite what? I think that's Illegal! """
  • Kelly P
    Caption: Oh no! Voldemort!
  • Phishy-Chan
    Absoltley. Effing. Great. Lmao. Renna's is good, too, but the Harry Potter one's deserve a freaking medal :] Brilliant
  • KatieBlack
    no way!! LMAO!!!!
  • TheGeneral
    This one made me laugh...I now feel like you should do a Harry Potter/Twilight spoof.
  • Guest
    LMAO!!
  • sisterhoodfan
    CAPTION: You want me to marry you huh? Sure.
  • rjb121395
    OMG!! thts a 5-year-old fan!!! OMG wat is wrong with parents these days! Letting their kids watch a PG-13 movie at age 5! *Screaming to girl* HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME!?
  • elizabethlizzybennett
    COMMENT: OMG !! Did those girls just completely IGNORE ME? Is that even possible? Should I be WORRIED? Ummm yeah, NO I"M STILL HOT!!!
  • Nonie27
    Caption:::: This is my "Dazzled" face. (Dazzle me!!!) lol
  • Ashley
    Taylor put some clothes on!! Not everybody wants to see you half naked!!
  • Ashley
    Oh look! A shiny Volvo!!
  • Kristin
    OMG THEY DID NOT JUST SAY I SMELL xo
  • Alvina LHH
    OR this one right here is funny...


    AHH I just farted!!
    OR
    AHH Jacob just mooned me!!
  • JamieCullen85
    *farts* "yeah that was me, I do stink" LOL
  • Balel
    Caption: *Ghasp!* Something shiny!
  • dreaz637
    CAPTION:
    " DAYYAMM
    SHE BE LOOKIN'
    FINE!!!

    OH WAIT!
    THATS TAYLOR LAUTNER....."
  • Dandoosha
    I smell a WEREWOLLLLLLLF
  • MAHREEN
    "WHAT!!!! I'm fired for looking this good?" (cute british accent)
  • ruldolph35
    You cant get fired.... NOOOO!

    lol
  • aqsa54
    Nice matches his expression perfectly
  • Alvina LHH
    You want me to show my WHAT!!!
  • Ashley
    omg is that my action figure?!?!?!
  • "You can't Google THIS, baby!"
  • yuka
    hahaha
    um actucally..
  • TwinkleStar
    And then I .... JIZZED in my pants.....
  • KatieBlack
    OMG! so funny!!
  • Joanne
    "Bell walked by and the breeze caught her hair and ... I ... jizzed... in my pants"
  • TeamEdwardfosho
    thats a funny song
  • rjb121395
    CAPTON: Dakota Fanning has a crush on me too! Oh Hell NO! When will this ever end!!
  • Team Twilight
    CAPTION: Nice hat efron! Where'd ya get it? Same place that Hannah Cyrus or whatever the crap her name is buys her clothing?!?! *snicker* To think I was like that until kristen introduced me to beanies *sigh*
  • shant
    Caption: " Oh my goodness I think I may have jizzed myself!"
  • Chrissie
    For God's sake, Stephanie, finish Midnight Sun already!
  • TwinkleStar
    Hey! Stop playing monkey in the middle with my Volvo keys guys!
  • ohcatherine
    CAPTION : SHHHHHHHHHHH ! You'll make Taylor jealous .
  • Caption: "DON'T LOOK AT MY CHEST PUBES!"
  • TaraBarracuda
    caption: Edward was a virgin for HOW long?!
  • zaragozation
    lol i like this one
  • Dianaaaaa
    KELLAN SAID WHAT ABOUT MY RUNNING?!?
  • Jaycee7
    Maybe they shouldn't have casted me as someone who died in Harry Potter.
  • Jenny
    Caption: "Oh my God! Becky, look at her butt. It is so big"
  • falala
    "Oh-My-God Carlisle, look at her butt! It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends."
  • Jenny
    hahahwe must've posted at the same time...
  • Jaycee7
    DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
  • ohcatherine
    CAPTION: Wha ? I get to screw Kristen in Breaking Dawn !
    Maybe after she'll see i am better than mike !
    :O
  • Tiffany
    CAPTION:
    Did you just grab my ass????
  • missy
    Caption: "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
  • mrspattinson1
    Caption: OW! I AM HOT!
  • JennaHeartsJacob
    Taylor "i met this really sexy guy lasst night, his name was bob...i was driving next to him and oo id tap that ooh my goodness...oww!!"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f9sUYm6maY

    Rob "taylor has one tight bootayy.why bob....why not rob???"
  • C.ann
    OMG! i love that video!
  • fairyfroggie
    No shit! I really sparkle?
  • Renna
    a rabid dog!
  • twilightsisters
    Jacob said WHAT to you Bella?
  • jen
    jacob said what to bella!?
    oh hells no!!
  • MelissaIsATwilightLover
    CAPTION:
    Yes, hat sale!
  • Jacob said WHAT to you Bella?
  • addisonrae
    I told all of you, I do not bite people, especially psycho 7-year-olds!!
  • Drew
    Caption: "I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT. TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, SO SEXY IT HURTS!"
  • jen
    bella went where?
  • SwitzerlandHappens
    CAPTION: "Now listen guys! Come guys...let's all...come on...let's be simple about this."

    Haha from the commentary.
  • cait22
    Spider Monkey!
  • JustCallMeFif
    Oh Buggar, Here comes Catherine with those Damn Tweezers Again!!
  • iluv_Edwardcullen4
    CAPTION: Oh my Gawd. You did NOT just say Taylor is hawter than me. Uh uh. (in a gay voice)
  • Heidi
    For the LAST time!... I only LOOK dirty!!
  • Wendy
    caption: bella did what with jake in the woods! oh hell no! hes a dead wolf!
  • MelissaIsATwilightLover
    CAPTION:
    *sniffs shoulder* I do not stink!
  • hay
    CAPTION: "AAHHHCHOOO! excuse me."
  • sheep
    "I swear that guy has been following me since the restaurant! is he looking?"
  • iheartedward12
    Caption: Give. me. my. Lip gloss. NoW!
  • Lauren
    You want me to bite WHAT?!?
  • You wanna do WHAT to my eyebrows???
  • TeamCarlisle
    WHAT did she say about my hair?
  • lisajsien
    "I swear to GOD if you come after me with that eyebrowwax again I'll get Clay Aiken to replace me as Edward!!"
  • Dani
    CAPTION: OH ma LAWD its Jack Nicholson! I LOVE YOUUUU PLZCANIHAFYOURAUTOGRAFF
  • Jembean
    CAPTION: What!?! You guys were shooting when I was looking at myself in the mirror on the set of Little Ashes?!? I thought I was in my trailer!!
  • KJ
    There's my lint brush!!
  • Jembean
    CAPTION: Oh no Miley Di'int!!!
  • Jenn33
    CAPTION :"WTF...Look at that!!???"
  • Lizzaaay
    CAPTION: (in suprised voice) "heeello beautiful" (thinkinking: u can be my bella)
  • JamieCullen85
    I like Joey voice better...."how you doin?"
  • belinda Boit
    oh my god! was that just the queen chasing after me?
  • fairyfroggie
    MOM! You're Team Jacob?!?!?
  • ClassyCullen
    Caption: "Oooooooh, NAUGHTY!!"
  • ClassyCullen
    Caption: "Oh my GAWD, would you look at this line? People, please! Form an orderly line behind the cardboard cutout! I can only bite one neck a time! One neck at a time people!"
  • clearwaterdaughter
    I never thought I'd be on Team Jacob, but nice abs, Taylor!
  • They want me to shave WHAT?
  • fairyfroggie
    We're filming WHERE?!?!?!
  • CAPTION: Miley Cyrus said WHAT about me?
  • Guest
    Oh, No!! some 13 year old did not just grab my butt (a_s)
  • Jen
    Hey!! I do Shower!
  • Sommer
    Caption: "No Catherine! I'm not just a puppet! I'm a real boy! I'm a real boy!"


    lol, I loved the commentary :)
  • Team Twilight
    CAPTION: I EAT Kristen's uterus in Breaking Dawn??? Is there a way we could start filming now?!?!
  • JamieCullen85
    Wow, um, yeah, I don't know what to say to that?!?!?!?!????
  • Mrs. Cullen
    WOW That's um, I don't know what to say.....
  • newmoon_897
    haha, ewwiees,, but very funny i mustt admit :)
  • KINALuvzWolves
    That is extremely sick. And funny.
  • kcullen
    I totally agree with you.....
  • marie
    i have no words
  • CJ
    CAPTION: "I'm - too sexy for my jacket..."
  • iheartedward12
    Caption: (in a gay voice) Oh. My God. Did you seriously just say that Taylor is hawter?
  • butterflysm14
    YO ADRIAN!!!
  • C.ann
    omg, adrian a. is that you?
  • butterflysm14
    Naw lol. From the movie Rocky ;p
  • jkeffer06
    CAPTION: Why are those girls all over Taylor and not ME?!?!
  • Britt
    "I do not smell!!!!!"
  • CAPTION : "Why is the wolf pack gathering around that fire hydrant?"
  • One more from me.

    CAPTION : What do you mean Kristen is Team Jacob!!
  • Zdz
    "oh no, they are following me!"
  • Nese
    NO I WONT WAX MY CHEST!!!!
  • Jennifer
    We named our kid what?!
  • BAM6AM88 -- Kristen is love :)
    "Chooow helllooo new bella ;]"
  • missy
    Caption: "garden burger?!"


    or

    Caption: "What's a garden burger?!"
  • Kimberly
    Caption: "OMG! It's NICK JONAS! Someone get me his autograph!!!"
  • butterflysm14
    Oh yeah, BITE ON THIS!!!
  • Jaycee7
    CAPTION: "Everybody needs to calm the f*** down. This is how I always look!"
  • KINALuvzWolves
    "Hey, guys. Hey. Now, let's be simple about this."
  • Maddie
    HAHAHAHA i love that interview
  • Maddie
    CAPTION: oh HEYYYY GIRLLL you stalkin me too?? i love itttt
  • Nikki_Twi_Fan
    Caption: BITE ME!
  • CJ
    CAPTION: (cue music) "I always feel like - somebody's watchin' me..."
  • sarah
    CAPTION: OHMIEDWARD! It's Adam Lmabert!!!

    Haha sorry I was watching American Idol xD
  • annie
    CAPTION: Is that Paris Hilton following me??? o.O
  • Krystal
    Hey! I had to bite some girl's neck for that cab! Get your own!
  • wolf boy
    'omfg!! its britney!!'
  • Team Twilight
    CAPTION: I do WHAT to Kristen in Breaking Dawn?!
  • la tua cantante
    holy crow thats funny!!!
  • Maddie
    hahahaha this is GREAT
  • Caroline
    CAPTION: "I like WAFFLES."
  • Danielle
    Caption: Oh Nikki I only did that in Little Ashes!
  • Karla_Cullen1
    hahahhaha
  • butterflysm14
    YO ADRIAN!!!
  • lizzie
    Caption: "(whisper, nudging taylor standing on tha right) Hey taylor" "CHECK OUT THE RACK ON THAT GIRL!!!"
  • Team Twilight
    CAPTION: OMG!!! It's Zefron!!!!!!!
  • dangerouspredatorxx
    Caption: " Damn, I didn't think people were this obsessed..." (on all the crazy Twilight fan girls out there!) =]
  • AQUA
    What was that ???their taking me a picture
  • Iris
    "This is my good side"
  • CAPTION: 'You want me to bite you where?!'
  • Karla_Cullen1
    this has to be IT!!! lol
  • Maggie
    CAPTION: "Oh Gosh! Look at the fanpires!"
  • diane
    enough with the screaming already! i'm effin' deaf!!!
  • Britt
    (in gay voice)"now listen guysssss"
  • newmoon_897
    hahahahaha! that was in the audio version of twilight rightt? with catherine hardwick, rob patz, and kristen stewartt?
  • Maddie
    HAHAHA that part was hilarious
  • moe
    did she just show me her winking eye!
  • Renna
    Where the hell did this Team Paul crap come from..I sparkle damnit!
  • mickey_lamb
    wait so who ended up winning this contest??? i thought it ended last night...
  • love_at_first_bite
    this is good ^

    hehe im just bored so im goin for one..... ^_^ =====

    CAPTION:" OME! Did she just really call me Spunk Ransom!? ME LIKEY!! =]"
    sorry this is really random!
  • EmmettLover
    CAPTION: Alice, why the *#$& did u just bite Bella?!
  • EdwardIsTotallyHotFan101!
    I won't change you into a vampire Bella! Did you just snap your fingers at me!? ME!? Edward CULLEN!?!? You did NOT just go there girlfriend!
  • This is my favorite so far too! Hilarious! Hope you win!!
  • Renna
    Thank you!
  • mocha_love
    CAPTION: I do NOT look like a penguin! have you seen my face?! look! just because it's cold and snowy....
  • bean_Bad 2 the RathBone[Mar09]
    Definitely my favourite caption!

    Please do more caption competitions, I haven't laughed this much in ages. XD
  • Renna
    This is so great to hear, because I've always seen the caption contest things but could never think of a good one..I've just recently become a Paul fan though and the face that Rob is making was the the face that I made when I first saw the wolf pack pictures on this website.
  • bean_Bad 2 the RathBone[Mar09]
    LOL! You should join Twicrack's 'Shameles NPC' (Naked Paul Campaign):

    "Dear Summit,

    I heard that you're filming the Wolfpack at Jacob's House now. Can you please include some shirtless Paul scenes in New Moon?

    A lot of them.

    Thank you,

    TwiCrack Addict (a.k.a. Old enough to be Taylor's Teenage Mom)"
  • KINALuvzWolves
    Seriously he doesn't even need lines. He can just be shirtless in the background of every scene. Thanks.
  • Renna
    agreed.
  • Renna
    That's AWESOME!!! Can we be friends??? haha.
  • TwiAddict
    I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE!!!!
    This is me casting my vote btw, for Renna and her Team Paul Caption.

    Hahaha very funny, very creative!
  • Renna
    Thanks!! I don't know about you but I can't wait for more Alex Meraz pictures..topless prefered...haha
  • TwiAddict
    u know, at first i couldn't understand waht all the hype was about, because i am a firm believer in robism, and i pretty much think he's the hottest guy in the world, but i won't deny that the wolf pack in new moon is going to be pretty much the guy pinups of our time.... like i will have a collage of them in my locker when the posters come out they are the hottest people EVERR! like twilight/new moon = hot guy recruiting
  • HokeRes
    If I had a locker they would be in it...haha
  • KINALuvzWolves
    Can we declare this person the winner already?!?!?!? This is by far my fave :D
  • Renna
    Thank you so much for the support.. we still have a couple more hours to go.. :)
  • KINALuvzWolves
    HAHA no problem! I voted for you! TEAM PAUL yum
  • Nikki
    Caption:WHOA WHOA WHOA, slow your roll! i am not gonna bite you, CREEPER
  • RustyHalo
    Team Paul...yesssss!
    LOL love it!
  • Mira
    Question: What is Team Paul?
  • RustyHalo
    CAPTION: OMG Bella!!! Why are you covered in FEATHERS??!!??!!
  • Natalie
    CAPTION: "Oh no! I forgot my purse!"
  • SpunkRansom
    (not a response to this comment but....)
    What happened to the : "insert here" one?
    i think that oness hilariouss and PERFECTT
  • Bri
    CAPTION: you want me to touch you where?
  • XsAbRiNaX
    CAPTION: ohhhhh myyyyy gawwwd!
  • mickey_lamb
    and since i was talking about older people in the above caption, i thought of this../
    CAPTION: "no grandma, i am not signing your dentures."
  • mickey_lamb
    CAPTION: "his butts firm... but not as firm as mine"
  • mickey_lamb
    CAPTION: "OMG! Gucci Sunglasses!"
  • mickey_lamb
    CAPTION: "that guy has super strength, what a freak"
  • mickey_lamb
    i thought of another...
    CAPTION: "Prada is soooo five minutes ago"
  • mickey_lamb
    CAPTION"did i just see a shirt that said 'bite me E.C.'???"
  • taylah
    CAPTION: omg! a mountain lion....... i want to eat it. (*drool*)
  • Ashley
    CAPTION: WOW! Did that 13 year old just try to grab my....?!
  • edwardismylife
    funny. u should've said like 6 year old or like 65 .. old lady grabbing rpatz's butt.. funny image. hehe
  • mickey_lamb
    i have a remix on yours tiffany...
    CAPTION: (to group of middle-aged men) "no i do NOT want to bite you"
  • EdwardIsTotallyHotFan101!
    I won't change you into a vampire Bella! Did you just snap your fingers at me!? ME!? Edward CULLEN!?!? You did NOT just go there girlfriend!
  • Wow 520+ comments, damn everyone must want that key chain badly LMAO

    Very good Renna, I voted for you hope you win!
  • Renna
    Thank you so much!
  • rjb121395
    pretty funny but the jacob did to renesmee is funnier! haha sry not to be mean, just dont give ur hopes up.
  • jayme
    love it!!!
  • chloe25
    I know this ones amazing! I really did laugh out loud
  • marie
    good one
  • XHELLOKITTY99X Miami Coven
    I should know I am Team Paul... Like Rob is Rob but ever since the wolfs came in I'm a wolf girl!!!
  • XHELLOKITTY99X Miami Coven
    This is by far my favorite i hope this one wins!!!!
  • Renna
    Thank you so much..the first time I saw Paul that's the face I made...haha. It's to bad he's married.
  • Britt
    "oh roaslie what are u doing??? Were brother and sister.....ooooooo that's a bit saucey"
  • individual
    CAPTION: "OH GOD, FAN GIRLS"
  • KAT
    ITS JOE JONAS, MAYBE WE CAN HOOK UP AGAIN!
  • kcullen
    not nice!
  • karen
    My Cigarettes are missing. I need to smoke.
  • twilightlily
    Caption: "Um... excuse me, did you just touch my bum?"
  • Alec
    CAPTION: Oh God! The elves want their ears back!
  • TwilightsVenom
    Caption.. Its not halloween??? Crap, what am i going to do with my hobo costume??
  • Miss College Grad
    WHAAAATTT Did she really just show me her boobs?!
  • TwilightsVenom
    Caption... They noticed me in my Hobo Costume... dang
  • Lani Lynne
    CAPTION: Is that 7 year old girl flashing me?!
  • Britt
    "I'm famous! :o oh god crazy fan girls and paprazzi"
  • I3ella
    Caption: Jacob get away they'll say i smell....
  • TwilightsVenom
    Caption: Kristen accepted my marrige propossal...say what?!?
  • Diana
    Oh no, I'm being chased by my own action figure. Pocket Edward is on the loose!!
  • i love rob
    BTW....here are the rest of the pics. They were on robsessed

    http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/04/celeb...

    Rob is soooo hot!!!
  • lily
    Caption: Oh look paparazzi! Le me give them my sexy over the shoulder look.
  • MariRpoH
    CAPTION: I SOOOOOO dont smell bad! You can ask ....... SHIT got me !

    I really dont think he smells bad.... even if he did he is hot enough to have BO problems and still be gorgeous!
  • rjb121395
    CAPTION: I get to play SpiderMan!!!??? YESSSS!! MORE SUPERPOWERS!!!! Suck on tht Tobey McGuire!!
  • Jessica
    Holy Crow..What was that!!!!
  • CAPTION : What ??? Taylor is gay and in love with me ???
  • yewkn0w
    CAPTION: ouch nikki, that hurt!
  • mickey_lamb
    CAPTION: "Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z formation!"
  • SpunkRansom
    Hahhah this is funny
  • CAPTION:Ah?! say what Bella? You want a pet dog? Fine!


    *Enter Bella holding a Leash connected to Jacob*

    TOINK!
  • MelissaIsATwilightLover
    CAPTION:
    1)Woah, is that dude sparkling?
    2)You want to do what, what, in my butt?
  • KatieBlack
    Your second one is HILARIOUS!!!!
  • MelissaIsATwilightLover
    CAPTION: 3) Where's that bitch, Miley?
  • AQUA
    ANOTHER ONE IM GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE TO DINNER...

    for those of you that didnt know he found a stalker outside his house amd he took her to dinner luky her hahhaha but i think that the quote is funny XD
  • mickey_lamb
    CAPTION: "OMG! Gucci Sunglasses!"
  • mickey_lamb
    CAPTION: "that guy has super strength, what a freak"
  • mickey_lamb
    CAPTION: "oh my God it's the Naked Brothers Band! Must get autograph!"
  • Ah?! say what Bella? You want a pet dog? Fine!


    *Enter Bella holding a Leash connected to Jacob*

    TOINK!
  • this is funny
  • i love rob
    Caption...Yes, I'm wearing my beannie and brown bomber again!!!


    I'm not making fun of him....i really don't care if he wears the same things over and over again. He's hot no matter what he wears (or doesn't wear *wink*)
  • AQUA
    OH NO ANOTHER STALKER!!!!
  • JamieCullen85
    " Oh No, another stalker, (turns with the half smile) would you want to go to dinner?"
  • rjb121395
    CAPTION:Kristen broke up with Michael!!! YESS!!!
  • C.ann
    OMG! ahahahaahaha!
    awe-some!
  • Selena
    hahahahhahaaaa this is perfectttt
  • Pocket Edward
    HAHA this is the best caption so far!!!!!!
  • kris wonderland
    LMAOOOOOO

    yeah i bet
  • edwardandbellalover1414
    Oh My God! I'm Gorgeous!
  • CAPTION: "WTF?! THEY HAVE BEEF & CHEDDER PANINI HOT POCKETS NOW!!! I.AM.DIED!!"
  • MariRpoH
    CAPTION: OMG! No Way! They are following me AGAIN!
  • Brooke
    CAPTION: H-h-how Do you Spell HearthROB?
  • Cinthya
    Caption: OMG fan girls have gotten hold of my address! Must RUN!
  • Z03 CUll3N
    OH MY GOD! SHOES!
  • Brooke
    CAPTION: Schwing!
  • JamieCullen85
    Absolutely love this one!!
  • sarah
    CAPTION: "Oh no! She did NOT just say vampires suck!"
  • mickey_lamb
    CAPTION: "oh no you didn't!"



    ... lol thats dumb but i can't think of anything else...
    i'm just posting a bunch lol i bet they'll be dumb but whatever!
  • Stephanie
    Oh my God, It's the Jonas Brothers!!
  • CAPTION: "You want me to sign what?!?"
  • mickey_lamb
    CAPTION: .................................
    i can't think of one lol...
    hmmm... i have to think! hold on!... i'll think of one later lol
  • Tiffany
    CAPTION: (to a group of pre-teen fans) "No, I do NOT want to bite you."
  • mickey_lamb
    i have a remix on yours tiffany...
    CAPTION: (to group of middle-aged men) "no i do NOT want to bite you"
  • mickey_lamb
    and since i was talking about older people in the above caption, i thought of this../
    CAPTION: "no grandma, i am not signing your dentures."
  • Regan
    CAPTION: Jacob did wat to Renesmee???!!!
  • Meg
    Caption: On no, it's the wolf pack! I should sparkle and blind them!
  • lulu
    CAPTION: more crazy psycho stalker fans!!!
  • alina
    OMG! Im hotttt.
  • rjb121395
    lmao!!!
    haha
  • TwilighterCass
    By far, my favorite caption
  • rjb121395
    awesome!!! i laughed for about 2 minutes1
  • Nikki
    Caption:(music) "who's that pretty girl in that mirror there!". Oh it's just me, hey everyone come see how good I look!
  • punker
    CAPTION: OH NO Bella fell again!!
  • Karla_Cullen1
    lollll!!!
  • Pocket Edward
    CAPTION: Kristen broke up with her boyfriend? YESSS =)
  • faithgirl2299
    Bella, You know I can't hear your thoughts! I can't stand being surprised!"
  • josey
    last one from me

    CAPTION Rob singing: ♪♫
    ♪♫ I'm to sexy for my hat, ♪♫ too sexy for hat,♪♫ I'm too sexy for my jacket ♪♫ too sexy for my jacket, ♪♫ I'm too sexy for my shirt ♪♫ too sexy for my shirt ♪♫ Sooo sexy it hurts♪♫
  • Nikki
    Caption: OMG, is that a hat world over there? I think we should go in!
  • Rae
    I'm not really sure that's what a father who just got that news would look like...haha. I'm thinking rage..and boy would I love to see RPatz mad ;)
  • josey
    Uhhhh, Who needs the Volturri when I got crazed girls following me everywhere
  • josey
    Caption: Girls,girls pleeeaaassse! And Edward says "Like I said, it’s not as easy for me as it is for a human."
  • steph9191
    Jacob was thinking what about Nessie AND Bella?!?!?!
  • josey
    Caption: Ahhh, I sooooo do not smell. Go ahead sniff me.
  • Yazz
    CAPTION:
    Rob:
    "WTF! Ooohhh No. CRAP! It's that Adaline chick again...pretend you didn't see her...pretend you didn't see her...Walking faster...walk at vampire speed..."

    Adaline:
    "Rob! Wait! I don’t need a picture of you! You’re just a normal person! You’re just like me! Rob! Wait! It's me Adaline! Hey, I had an idea, Lets' make beautiful music together”
  • Yeah
    o.m.e; are you making fun of that lady that said she met him? haha;
    classic.
  • BAM6AM88 -- Kristen is love :)
    HAHAHAHAHA good one!
  • Lizzaaay
    ahhhaa lol absoutely hilarious lol
    Lizzie
  • Warrenff5 TwiGuy
    I lik this one, its hilarious!
  • sara
    OMG Taylor! You did not just sign that Twilight mom's thong!
  • TeamJB
    LOL Good One!!!
  • Sommer
    Caption: "Yes, I'm pretty sure 'obsessed' has a R in front of it!"
  • happilyeverafter7
    Haha. That was one was awesome. :) I think all my ideas were pretty much exhausted so I'm giving up on posting a caption. Hehe.
  • sarah
    CAPTION: OHMIGOD! He is NOT wearing the same shirt as me!

    Or
    CAPTION: OHMIGOD! He is NOT wearing my shirt!
  • x-stine
    CAPTION: wow wow wow!!! why are all these girls comming towards me with thier thongs?!?!?!
  • sarah
    CAPTION: Girl PLEASE!

    ???
    Haha
  • sarah
    CAPTION: OMG! She did NOT just say Jacob is hotter!
  • Selena
    CAPTION: WAIT?!? Did you just say I get to f*ck Kristen in breaking dawn =D
  • CAPTION: *gasps* did Ryan Seacrest just say kellan was hotter than me!?!?!?

    thats not what his sister said ;D
  • Lucy_Twerd
    ahaha!
    i love that one!
    :)
  • Elloo
    CAPTION: Oh lordie... what did Rosalie do THIS TIME?
  • Alice
    CAPTION: CALM THE F*CK DOWN EVERYONE! i look like this everyday!
  • JennaHeartsJacob
    Taylor "i met this really sexy guy lasst night, his name was bob...i was driving next to him and oo id tap that ooh my goodness...oww!!"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f9sUYm6maY

    Rob "taylor has one tight bootayy.why bob....why not rob???"
  • Bri
    CAPTION: WTF? Now they got tampons with my face on them?

    (scared for life)
  • nbaker22576
    that tampon one is too funny!!!!
  • JamieCullen85
    That's crazy do they really?? If so I need to see a picture!
  • Natalie
    Ok. That is reeeeally scary.
  • Natalie
    Ok. That it reeeeally scary.
  • Bri
    and yes in reality they have tampons with edwards face on them
  • Elloo
    Caption: AH! Someone just zapped my buttox!
  • Brooke
    Schwing!
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