caption: oh HALE no rosalie (:

cute >w<..!!

Kristen! Put your top back on! We don't do that seen until "Breaking Dawn"!

how about "Oh God girls.....get me out of here.

CAPTION: IIII'm afraid to ask for directions. [I'll end up at a 12 year old's house...]

Caption:"OH NO YOU DI'INT!You did NOT just touch my cheese burger!I eat you now!!!OM NOM NOM!!!"

Caption:"OH MY GOSH!RYAN SECREST?!?Can I bite you???"

"CHEESEBURGER!!!!!"

There cutting my salary by what for this movie?

Caption: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Dakota fanning...NOT HER AGAIN...RUNNNNN!!!!

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DONT FORGET TO PASS IT ON WITH ALL THE TWILIGHT FANS BASE ,IT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ROLSUCCESS

SO LET SEE HOW FAR YOUR VOICE CAN GO ! P.S. THIS WEBSITE IS AWESOME!

OMG....It's the cookieeeeeee monster....

Rob: I'm a vampire, but I just jizzed in my pants.
;)

Rob: I just jizzed in my pants. ;)

It looks like someone flashed him boobs...He can see mine anyday.....

"omg you think im handsome.... so do i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Caption: Ewe...A GARDENBURGER? No thanks!

I'll bite u if u try to touch my a** one more time, grandma!!!

CAPTION: WOAH!!!!! Just read Nessie's mind of what she wants to do with Jacob. Not what a father wants to hear.

CAPTION: GET THAT BAR OF SOAP AWAY FROM ME!!!

CAPTION: WHAAT??!!! I thought you loved me since we did that secret shirtless photo shoot and now I'm HORRIBLE?!! ...Then why are you wearing that "I Heart E.C." shirt , Taylor?Hmmm? I mean come here and look in the mirror. You are covered in sparkles for bloody sake! You little tyke... .Oh. You want to do another photo shoot? With the werewolves too? You don't have to ask me twice! You know, you rocked that little beanie in the movie. I was just like "ooooooooo... I want a piece of that". I mean we both know though that I wear it better.........

Hahaaa I know this is dumb I just made it up really quick but Renna, yours is so FUNNY!

HEY! Can you PLEASE control your thoughts?!?!

DON'T make me dazzle you!

I do too SPARKLE!!!

Caption: Kellan said WHAT ABOUT MY RUNNING?!?

for those of you who dont know what im talking about watch this HILARIOUS video and u will know what i mean =) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-TNKVk5atc

CAPTION: I smell blood, Did you get a papercut again Bella? oh..oh I see...that time of the month...

Caption: Vampires aren't real?!?! Since when?

CAPTION: Edward Cullen?? Where??!

Caption: Hey, look kid, im the sh*t so get the hell out of my toilet

=P

CAPTION:
" DAYYAMM
SHE BE LOOKIN'
FINE!!!

OH WAIT!
THATS TAYLOR LAUTNER IN HIS JACOB WIG....."

OMG Sale at Target!

CAPTION 1 : GAWD WOMAN! PUT ON SOME PANTS!
CAPTION 2: I can haz cheezburgr? =D
CAPTION 3: Robert Pattinson?! Hell no! I'm ...SPUNK! Yeah. Spunk Ransom!

Caption: OMG!!! Is that joe jonas with CAMILLA!!!!

Michael Angarano got nothing on me!

CAPTION: I never knew penguin actually tasted good!

Alice, I told you not to bite Bella!

''You want Jawporn...ill give you Jawporn!!''

OMJ!!!! It's Taylor Launter, all time cutie of the set!!

Caption: ''What cigerettes, where are they!'

Caption:''For the last time, I will not bite you Kristen''

CAPTION: OMG! They are going to pluck my eyebrows again aren't they???

CAPTION: Oh look it is me, M I look good....

CAPTION: Aaagghh more stalkers!! Where's Taylor when you need him?!?!

CAPTION: Ahhh!!!!A mob of angry fan girls!!!!wait a second.........WHAT???!

"Oh my goodness here come the screaming girls!"

CAPTION: "Why is everyone taking my picture? Oh thats right, I'm pretty!!"

Say Wut! No I Won't Pluck My Eyebrows AGAIN!

CAPTION: run away! it's fanvamps who want a bite of me!

Ugh! She bit my butt! It just doesn't work that way!!!

Cheeseburgers!

Umm.. I don't want any girl scout cookies. I mentioned in the movie commentary how I feel about cookies.

Type your comment here CAPTION : O my god a shower. I dont think I smell.

your crying, im not friends with you no more.

♪ I don’t see nuthin wrong…♫

I only get how many minutes in New Moon?!?!?!

"Oh My Gawd, Shoes."

*Sniff, sniff* Hmm, I don't know what they're talking about, I smell good.

See, vampires do like garlic!

AHH! VAMPIRE! :O

OMG IT IS A MIRROR......sexy man beast

Caption: OMFG! Its Adrienne Ferguson!

*gasp*Did taylor just say he wants to be Edward?

Caption: Did Taylor Just Ask Kristen out? She Is Mine! Mine you hear me!

ahhhhhhhh! a ghost ! oh wait thats just my smelly aura following me!

:)

chip chip cheerio !!!!
hehe

CAPTION: "WOW I look good in Little Ashes everyone check out that hot bod"

TAYLOR LAUNTHER THINKS I;M A SEX GOD ?!?!?!

caption: "WHAT??? NO CIGARETTES???"

CAPTION: "WHAT?!?! You were going to name our child after a DOG?!?!"

CAPTION: "What did you say?! WHAT did Jacob teach Nessie???"

CAPTION: "WHAT?!?! You wanted to name our child after a DOG?!?!"

OMG Bella!!! Why are you covered in FEATHERS???!!!??

CAPTION:
Seriously ladies . . . I cannot bite your pillows or break your headboards like Edward. And NO, I won't quit smoking and drinking to prolong my mortal life. Gah . . . TwilightMOMS!

OMG Bella!!! WWhy are you covered in FEATHERS!???!!

CAPTION: "Rosalie the most beautiful person on EARTH? PLEEEAAASE!"

Caption: OMG Bella!!! Why are you covered in FEATHERS???!!!?!

Caption: "Miley who? She said what? Well I am not a huge Miley Cyrus fan, people aren't really in love with Miley; they are in love with Hannah Montana".

Caption: OMG Bella!!! Why are you covered in FEATHERS??!!!?!

CAPTION:"OMFG did you see that?Taylor...with....body glitter??WEREWOLVES DO NOT SPARKLE! ONLY I CAN DO THAT!"

Miley who? She said what? Well I am not a huge Miley Cyrus fan, people aren't really in love with Miley; they are in love with Hannah Montana".

caption: Did you just say we're engaged? I don't even know you!

CAPTION: "Who just pulled out one of my chest hairs???!!!!!"

"That guy is NOT wearing the same hat as me! OMG he SO is!"

CAPTION: What she really jumps, i thought stephenie was just playing a joke on me!!!?!!!?

Caption: Bella did what with Jac..ahhh look how sexy i look in the mirror...

Caption: Wait what?? im confused bella is kristen not nikki Sh**.

Caption: (bella stuck under the fan) you missed it this really hot girl just walk by

"ahh...Get that bar of soap away from me!!!!"

CAPTION: Oh My God, Kella! You . . . You're a girl???

OMG, Kellan!! You...You're a grirl??

caption ----> oh u touch my tra la la
hahahha lol i love that song its sooo funny lol

CAPTION: "I know, I know... I AM pretty."

CAPTION: "OMG, everyone has seen my buck naked photo from Little Ashes??? F**k!!"

OMG she really jumps, i thought stephenie was playing a joke on me!! :O

Rob: America sucks! London Rules....Ha HA..wait...what..this is Canada?

Is that a hot pocket...FROM THE MICROWAVE???? NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!

Caption: No, seriously.... I do a really good impression of a fangirl......(((((screams like girl)))))))

Caption: I really can out burp Kellan, watch ((((((BUUUUURP)))))

Caption: "OMG is that Ryan Reynolds"?

Caption: "OMG is that Ryan Reynolds"?

OMG! -covers his eyes- Im sure your parent wont like what youre doing girl! -uncovers his eyes- Oh! Is that one of my thongs! Great!

CAPTION: I did what now?!?!?!?!?!, lol

Caption:F'N Bloggers tryn 2 guess what im thinkn.

Caption: " OMG did that Twimom just flash me!!!"

CAPTION:
For the love of all that's holy . . . can I get a moment of privacy in this blasted country?

CAPTION:
Seriously ladies . . . I cannot bite your pillows or break your headboards like Edward. And NO, I won't quit smoking and drinking to prolong my mortal life. Gah . . . TwilightMOMS!

CAPTION: F'N Bloggers tryn 2 guess what im thinking.

OUCH!! it's my neck, people, not my butt!!! Do not bite the butt!

Ahahaha. Like the expression too! :)

CAPTION: "I have to do WHAT in Little Ashes?"

CAPTION: Sorry girls, but IT'S STILL A FELONY!!!

Caption: OMG...I SPARKLE!!!

Caption: Sorry girls, ITS STILL A FELONY!

“Chris Weitz wants me to WAX for New Moon!?!?”

CAPTION: Lalala...LAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!

Caption: What?! They are making me shower?! NOO!

CAPTION: it's rosalie naked! aahhhhhhhhhh - not what her newly married vampire brother wants to see!
Emmett!!!! save me!!!!

CAPTION: "Wait!!! You have to get my good side."

That guy wants me to bite him where??

OH Yeaaaa, I want to bite the f*ck out of THAT!!

BLOODY HELL! someone just pinched my as*

CAPTION: Lainey said I got who pregnant?!

Kellan, you make one more reference to baseball sex and I swear to God-

Caption " How you doin'??"

My WHAT sparkles?

CAPTION: Ruh-Nez-May. Haha. That's a good one. What kind of a fuckwit- oh. Right.

Caption : 'Hell Taylor you think you need life insurance from fangirls? You wanna look over here girlfriend, you might have the pecks but look whos got sparkle power. Ha.' [Said in gay voice]

CAPTION: (In a slightly whining voice) Catherine, where's my fake six-pack?!?! I thought you were going to make me look glittery AND BUFF.

I don't know where I'm going? Anyone know?

Caption : You think I can sing?

CAPTION: Come on Kristen, I can't smell THAT bad. I just showered 3 weeks ago!

CAPTION:

OMG THEY KILLED KENNY!

CAPTION: "Oh WOW, I am that pretty."

CAPTION: HEEEYYYYY.....That's MYYY hair spray!!!

CAPTION: "Hey, let go of my butt!"

Caption: "Look Dog! I Will break your jaw for her. "

Caption: "you've got what tattooed where?"

Look Dog I will break your jaw for her.

*Farts* Yeah Baby, I do smell!

COMMENT: GEEZ, O.k.... again for the record I can't Bite you there little girl; My Name is Robert Not Edward and I am not a real vampire. (rob thinking in a baby voice..." I am a real boy,I am a real boy)

Caption: "God Dammit People, Im Trying To Sparkle Here!"

Caption : "What?!!!.......i get to be Beyonce in the biopic????!!!!!"

CAPTION: "I'm a REAL boy!"

CAPTION:"you don't want me?"

Jasper: What do you want to do today Edward?

Edward: Same thing we do everyday Jasper. Try and take over the world.

:)

CAPTION : "it must be moouse"


From the hilarious interview with Access Hollywood when the presenter was asking him about his hair. LMFAO - and he was repeating what the public was saying btw.

CAPTION:
Holy Crap!!! Is that a flying potato??!!!??

CAPTION: Bella does what with Jacob in the third book?!

Caption: OMG, that Stupid Shiny Volvo owner just cut me off!!!

CAPTION: wait did i lock my keys in the car ?

Bite you? Again?

LOL

"Yeah, that was me... did it stink?."

CAPTION :

"Stop with the stalking or I'll BITE you!"

OMG Did she just take off her panties to throw at me?

"What Taylor thinks he's going to be main man in New Moon" I dont think soooooooooooo !

omfg, he's georgeus0

WHAT ABOUT THE CAPTION YOU'VE BEEN PUNKD AND HE GOES ILIKE WHATTTTTTTTT
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

CAPTION: "NO WAY, Kristen can NOT be doing this to me...she can't be having sex with that slut Michael!!!"

CAPTION: "WTF, Kristen can not be doing this to me...she can't be having sex with that slut Michael!!!"

CAPTION: :O I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS BELLA

CAPTION: Ohh did Taylor Lautner just pinch my bum!?

CAPTION: No way i'm featured on newmoonmovie.org? Thats amazing i must be like famous?

CAPTION: WOW Miley like wants to go on a date with me? Thats the best news i heard ever!

Baahaa

Nessie and Jacob did WHAAAT?!

"Seriously, Lainey (Gossip), I know you're ROBsessed, but I'm really NOT interested!"

CAPTION: Holy! I just poop in my pants! And it smells just like werewolves!

CAN CEDRIC DIGGORY COME BACK AS A VAMPIRE FOR THE NEXT HARRY POTTER FILM?

Oh, hell...Taylor Lautner DOES look hot without a shirt!

eh. as if!

Seriously your obsessive cullen disorder (OCD) is starting to freak me out!!

That girl just bit that other girl where?!..........wow.

CAPTION: "No Miley... I'm not going to do a duet with you!"

CAPTION: "No Miley, you're in love with Edward remember, not me... STOP FOLLOWING ME!"

CAPTION:That do you like?? Quickly before the fog rolls in, tell me...that do you like???

.......*whispers hoarsely* Yeaaaaahh

CAPTION: Did she...?! What exactly did you ask me to bite?!?

CAPTION: I wonder if anyone would notice if I ate this horrible leather lacket.

CAPTION: WOAH, you're gonna catch your death ladies! Put your clothes back on!!

Its Spunk Ransom damnit not Rump Spanksom, so stop hitting my butt!!!

Its not Rump Spanksom damn it! Its Spunk Ransom!

haha thats mahh user =)

..

Caption: Jacob just said what about my butt?

CAPTION: WOW, is that Harry??Potter??Well he looks kinda hot...

CAPTION: oh my GAWD i love those team robert panties

Bella & Jacob are more than friends in NEW MOON? What??

CAPTION:How did they find out I went to Hogwarts and staged my own death so I could go to Forks???????!!!!!!!!!!!

CAPTION: Aagghh more stalkers!!!! Where's Taylor when you need him!?!?

OMG! It's Zac Efron!

CAPTION: "OMG Becky look at her butt...... it is so big! Shes like one of those rap guys girlfriend"


CAPTION: "Girls got back!"

Rob: Cheezburgers.

"Wait, what? Who the hell is Miley Cyrus? Never heard of her."

CAPTION:VAN MORRISON?!?!?!?!?
CAPTION: I want to suck your blood!!!
CAPTION: FEATHERS?!?!?!?

Caption: Cheeseburgers! Wait! Where?!

Caption: "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE". Gasp!

See yah Jacob! Wouldn't wanna be yaah. Your stuck with clumsy Bella now..wahaha.

Aaaaaahhhh scalp disease!!!!

OMG IT'S THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!!

CAPTION: Oh HALE no Rosalie did not just break my bowl!!!

CAPTION:
That crazy grandma fan wants me to do WHAT.. and WHERE???

Caption : I see dead people.!!

OMG IT'S THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!

CAPTION: Who just touched me there?!?.....I like it...

Oh No She Didnt Just Think That!

CAPTION: There's a Vampire.......RUN

"Not now, I'm late for a f***-fest with (your name here)"

Yes my teeth are real!

Caption: A vampire.....RUN!!!!!!

These are the actual teeth I use to bight Bella with.

Caption::: This is my "Dazzled" face. (Dazzle me!!) lol

You want me to bite WHAT?!?!?!

CAPTION: OMG NO WAY! ITS JOE JONAS! I FREAKING LOVE YOU MAN! PLEASE BITE ME!

Caption: OH HELP! It's MILEY CYRUS! PLEASE BE A BOGGART! PLEASE BE A BOGGART!

CAPTION: WHAT IS THIS?!? Jacob and Bella together behind my back!! OH NO HE DIDNT!!

CAPTION: "Oh Roselie's always busting my balls" LOL
(from the audio commentary)

CAPTION: "OMG did Taylor jus lick his...He's wayyy to into this role"

on the commentary Rob says "Oh Rosalie, always busting my BOWLS."

LOL ooooooh it's funnier the way I heard it!

CAPTION: Omg!!! Some girl just grabed my butt!

"Who grabbed my ass?! .. Ryan Reynolds is that you again?!"

Caption: "Ahhh . . . probably . . . "

CAPTION:

hoi pawparazzi guy.. hehehe

oh hey gawls aw am jawst asdjfhauewfhiauvjdoe thaw clawb

and aiuetyuhfkeokd drinks.

Derisfksginsksl pictures. naw-oo thanks.

Pawty-in to-noit uljbdvalid the aiosdfjaklvnjsi in sjdfgie tamarow.

hehe hahaha urtjvndurseibdfj.

Caption: Will you marry me?

CAPTION: Omg!!! Some girl just grabed my ass!

Caption: You want me to do what?!?!

DAMN! It's those old ladies who wants me to sign their thongs again! How long have they been following me?!?!

Caption: "Yea, I really did bite Tyra Banks!!"

Omg!!! Some girl just grabed my ass!

Caption: "Oh I look GOOOOOOD! Check out my butt!"

caption: Miley, are you serious? atleast i know that i play a fake character...youre confused girl!

CAPTION:

knock knock..

who's there

AH..

AH WHO [AHWHOOOOO]

Jacob what are you doing at my house?

I won't change you into a vampire Bella! Did you just snap your fingers at me!? ME!? Edward CULLEN!?!? You did NOT just go there girlfriend!

Miley ILL ruin YOU!!!!!

Caption: "I'd better hide before letting them pluck my eyebrows again..."

Umm.. could you not stand that close to me Nikki. Ow!! Did you just...!?

CAPTION: OMG is that madonna naked?

CAPTION:




PRIVACY.

google it.

holy crap! Did you just run over my cat? I'm going to bur you!

CAPTION: NO! The bouffant will not be making a comeback in New Moon.

CAPTION: Alice saw WHAT happening to my eyebrows!?

"OMG, Is that blood?!?!"

WHAT?! The jones brothers want to play their music in new moon?!

CAPTION: Oh my God I just saw a vampire biting that lady! Now I'm really hungry!

CAPTION: (Its in my contract...) I will NOT be plucking my eyebrows for New Moon!

Thats my bra you're wearing!

CAPTION:

MICHEAL JACKSON!
HE! HE!

Caption: "Don't make me go all Volturi on your ass!"

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOT THE TWEEZER!




AHH! MY EYEBROWS ARE FINE!

CAPTION:

Bella! i thought i left you back in Forks!

HAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA.
seriosuly, that is funnny

CAPTION:


Rob: "Daniel Radcliff! Hey!!"


Daniel: "Cedric! you're alive?!?!?!"

Pssssh girl.......OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!! (snaps fingers in a Z form)

Caption: OMG! Even Michael Jackson wants me to take a bite out of him!

CAPTION: OHHH YEAHHH... mmm... oh.. uh.. yes.. that's the spot







..where i ate last night.

CAPTION: OMG IT'S THE VOLTURI RUN!

I'm bringing sexy back

Pssh girl.....OH NO YOU DIDN'T! (Snaps fingers is a Z form)

DUDE BACK IT UP IM NOT GAY!!

Caption: CAARRRRRRLLIIIISLE!

Caption: OMG bella did ur water just break?!

Caption: you did WHAT to my VOLVO?!?!?!

CAPTION: I do NOT look like a penguin! have you seen my face?! look! just because it's cold and snowy....

Caption: Are you serious bella? You have to go into labor now?

Caption: Perez Hilton, I am NOT a DIRTY BOY! I just don't shower daily!

CAPTION:What do you mean im not renesmee's real father?!?!?! It's Jacob isnt iT!!!!

Caption: "Look Everyone... Hair grows back. What's the big deal?"

Caption: Did that car just offer me cash for an unforgetable night?!

LOL

Stop stealing other sites' features and learn to be original

What? huh? Whose original feature? I can name at least 20 magazines
and websites that have a "Caption This" contest, going back 10+
years. Stop visitng my site, and stay where you enjoy the view, ok?

:)

CAPTION: "You got me so hipnotized the way your sparkles glitter in the sun. That face is so hot and you make me want to drool. Oh. Thats just my reflection. . . . . .no wonder people are so ROBsessed!"

Caption: Oops! I Stepped into the wrong bar (it's a gay bar) !

Caption: Oopsy! I had a poopsy!

HEY GIRL HEY!!!!

Caption: But I was told I look hot when I pose with my mouth open.

CAPTION: I have to do what in Little Ashes?!

CAPTION: Ouch! Well I guess you can't stop every van.

Caption: Hey old woman, I know what you're thinking, and it's never gonna happen. Bloody Hell!

oh snapple! i hope that fart wasn't as loud as i think it was! whoops! hey even sexy vampires pass gas...

Caption: "Oh no you didn't just rag on my beanie!"

Caption: *thinking to himself* "What the bloody H3LL is hanging out of Taylor's pants??"

CAPTION: "You said your car is better than mine? It's on, Jacob!"

CAPTION: OMG! DID SHE JUST TAKE HER TOP OFF?!

caption: Whaaaat?!?! I'm not a ReAl VaMpIrE?!?!

Caption: Oh my, Camilla Belle is still with the Jonas Brother!

Caption: robert pattinson? WHERE?!!!

LOL That's Hilarious... you know the paparatizzi's yelling "Robert, Rob, Pattinson, Robbie"" I can so see him looking and saying that!

LOL Love it!

Caption: OMG! Is that Nikki going into the hotel with Taylor Lautner?!

Caption: "You could do "WHAT?" to me for HOW LONG?!?!?!? Is that even possible??!"

Sorry if this reposts a zillion times...I'm new here! :)

CAPTION: Is that voldemort? run! no wait! its the volturi! double run!

CAPTION: Mike Newton did NOT just key my f***ing volvo!

"oh no you DIDN'T just say Harry Potter is better than Twilight!"

CAPTION: "Yes.. "it's" Tucked"

*cough MY idea Cough*
srsly.
xD

CAPTION: oh no he din't! i told taylor not to come near me in public! people will know we actually like each other.

WHAT?! You're pregnant?...Who the hell are you?

Caption: "You didn't just say Harry Potter was hotter than me??!"

Caption: OMG, I know, I can't believe I shaved my unibrow either!

CAPTION: After being herded into a corner by a bunch of TwiStalkers, jumping into a cab with Lester the Molester suddenly seems like a very appealing idea.

Caption: What the hell? Is..is that my bite mark on that DVD????

CAPTION: OMG! Is that a tattoo of my face on her butt?

Kristen Love, we've been caught.

ok ok i didn't get to read all of them (there's like a million of them) but i doubt i saw anyone say this:

(rob isn't saying anything in this picture....we pass each other on the street/sidewalk/whatever and he smiles)

(i walk by and notice him but just smile and keep on my merry way)

this is the look i get! only because i didn't attack him like most people would have! he is just a regular guy just tryin to make a dollar and happend to get lucky with a character that people love! besides i don't just walk up to people on the streets and make random conversation, doesn't matter who you are (famous or not). however i do always smile at people i pass if i make eye contact.

i can't really think of anything just gut busting to say for a caption so i thought of this one. then again he screaming and running from a flock of gay team edward fans! lol i don't know...i got nothin'!

Holy Shit are those things real!! (Looking at KStew as she flashes him)

CAPTION: Zomgz, they are chasing me with buckets of water and soap! Run, run, RUN!

OMG! 400 girls are about to chase me down! RUN!

CAPTION: Lainey, I thought I told you to stop stalking me. Mr Winky isn't interested. And your website is shit.

CAPTION: Oooooh! Shiny Volvo!! MINE?

Caption: Woah! Bella just beat Emmet in arm wrestling!

Caption: "You could do "WHAT?" to me for HOW LONG?!?!?!? Is that even possible??!"

Caption: "You could do "WHAT?" to me for HOW LONG?!?!?!? Is that even possible??!"

Caption: that's right kellan I am hotter than you, no matter what seacrest says.

omg! a mob of teen girls all with camaras and pens! get me out of here

Caption: That middle-aged man is holding a poster saying "I Love Robert"!

CAPTION: "OH NO!!!! another picture act like you don't see them"

CAPTION: Did she just say she wants to bathe me??

CAPTION: ZOMGZ! THEY ARE CHASING ME WITH BUCKETS OF WATER AND SOAP AGAIN; RUN, RUN, RUN!

Carlisle?! I just bit someone!

"When I take a bite out of a cheeseburger, I do it like this. OM NOM NOM!"

The Twi-Moms are back! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

CAPTION:

... you have sculpted eyebrows too?!

CAPTION: OHHH YEAHHH... mmm... oh.. uh.. yes.. that's the spot







..where i ate last night.

Caption:
1. Jacob did WHAT to Nessie!?
2. Who the HELL just touched my BUTT!?
3. FANGIRLS! RUN!

FANGIRLS: Hey robert do your sexy look!
CAPTION: I thought I was doing my sexy look!!!!??

CAPTION: Bella just did what with Jacob!!!!

Another female fan just flashed me?!

CAPPTION: (to the Volturi) Like hell your getting my wolf pack!

Blimey, did I just trip over my ego???!!!

Caption: Oh no! It's Ryan Reynolds! Quick hide me!

CAPTION:
OH MY GOD!!! CRAZY FAN GIRLS!! RUN! RUN! RUN!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah! My butt is way cuter than Taylor's.

I gotta have more cowbell!

oh i will cut you. SUHCURITY! SUH-CUR-I-TY (Bon Qui Qui Madtv accent.)

CAPTION: Whoa, nice tits!

CAPTION: It's Stephanie Meyer, RUN

OH DAMN LOOK AT THAT I AM SO DAZZALING, HEY KRISTEN COME HERE....AM I DAZZLING YOU YET?

Put down those tweezers!!!

CAPTION: WOW!! I didn't know they could get THAT big... mines not anyway...

CAPTION: i say whaattt!

CAPTION: Jacob kissed MY Bella?!

caption: "oh no you didn't, my body is wayy better then kellan!"

OMG! I ran over Jacob!!! oh well, I win anyway...

Damn im hot no wonder all these girls love me!

Caption "Be careful, I bite!"

CAPTION: Is Kristen's boyfriend dressing like me AGAIN?

IS that my reflection? Hot Damn!!!!

CAPTION: Do those fans really have shampoo bottles?

CAPTION: OMG Becky, look at her butt!

tahahahahah

CAPTION: Whoopsie-Daisy - I can't believe they have no marmalade for my crumpets.

caption "damn i look good,no wonder the ladies love me"

CAPTION: I tawt I taw a puddy tat!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A Possum!!!!!!!!!!

CAPTION: I'm not a big fan of Miley Cyrus; people dont like Miley they like HANNAH MONTANA!


bauhauahahah:)

LOL That's great...

lol!!!!

CAPTION: Are those Hello Kitty panties?

CAPTION: I DO NOT SMELL!

Does this hat make my butt look big?

Skadoosh!

CAPTION: OMG is that a Hot Pocket?

CAPTION: I really need to work on the mean face, this isn't quite scaring them off yet!

CAPTION: "That's right Kristen, you punch Mike in the face! Ooh...that looked like it hurt!"

CAPTION: "OOOH, behave!!!"

caption: is my stylist blind.... where is alice when i need her

oh crap (fans sworming in) I do need a bodyguard!!!!!

jljfaljfuhgja\m

CAPTION: OMFG I MISSED THE HILLS ...........

CAPTION: '' I know i'am freaking hawt, I sparkle in sunlight*.* damnit!, does Taylor gets do that ... heeeeeeeell nooo!" (he stops walking and takes out a mirror from his pocket) " damn i'am hotter than I thought! o.O" ...........
in his cute british accent

CAPTION: "Hannah Montana said WHAt? Oh. No. She. Didn't."

CAPTION: TEAM JACOB LOVER SAY WAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!

CAPTION: "Ohhh..... it's on girlfriend!!!"

CAPTION: OMG someone just crash into my shiny silver volvo!

Caption: Oh No! Godzilla and the Volturi have ganged up against us!

CAPTION: Bloody Hell did I just fart in public??

You want me to do what to the the neighbors dog for how many cookies?

Caption : Seriously the misspelled one is winning?

Caption: Mom please stop it i can take a shower by myself.....the smelling bad thing is just a lie (pinkie swear)

50 % off Eyebrow waxing?!? NO WAYYYY

Oh my god, a GARDEN BURGER?!?!?!
*shudders*

Caption: Sex....Money....Sex.....CAT?!!!!!

To the paparazzi:

"Could you PLEASE stop taking pictures of me, I'm having another panic attack!"

or

He's thinking:

"OMG! Everyone is looking at me!.....Why are they looking at me?......Did I even shower?.....Ya I did......a week ago"

CAPTION: DAMN ......would u look at me in that car window i am hot !!!!

can i has cheezburger pls!?

(after seeing his profile in a storefront window) Damb!! I think all those squats are paying off afterall. Check out my buns of steel!! I bet Jacob's buns dont look this good.

*glances into mirror*
Dammit. I knew I shouldn't trust a man who plucks his eyebrows!

If that werewolf looks at my daughter ONE MORE TIME im going to rip him apart!!!!!!

CAPTION: Oh God! I seriously need a bodyguard!

Oh no she din't!

CAPTION: "How did they get that naked picture of me?"[imagine that in the british accent]

CAPTION: "You dream about me doing what to you?!"

CAPTION: "Your underwear have my face on them!!"

LOL CAPTION: "Your underwear have my face on them!!" Hilarious!

CAPTION: NO! I will not take another shower!

" OH MY EDWARD! Bella! you are lookin damn fine as a vampire!"

"UURRGG!! Jacob, What Did You Do To My Baby!......She was only a few years old!......How could you do that to my Aston Martin Vanquish?!"


(You were thinking about Renesmee.......Admit it!)

lolz

Wow! I dazzle myself!

CAPTION:"OMG a microwave!"

Explanation(if you don't get it..):in an interview,he said he never had a microwave before twilight and bought all this stuff to cook in it...i don't know,i just loved that. =]

CAPTION: NO, I DO NOT SMELL AS BAD AS I LOOK.....I DID shower, last week......

:D haha I'm sorry if anyone hates this i just had to.
xD

CAPTION: Alice!!! I told you to keep your thoughts to yourself!!!!!

CAPTION: NO MILEY I WILL NOT SIGN UR BOOBS!!!!!!!!

CAPTION: your telling me i had to go threw all that crap with Jacob loving Bella when all alone he was really in love with Bella's fetus!!!!?????

they said what about my hair!

You did NOT just do that to MY guitar!

OMG! Nikki is running at me naked.....RUN ROB RUN!

Get out of my room Nikki!!

Oh no you DIDN'T!!!

I do NOT run like that!

*snikcering* cheesburgers!*laughing histerically

What The Heck! Stop freakin taking pictures of me, You ugly paparazzi!

Yes, I took a shower, AS IF THAT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS! Talon

Caption:
Insert neck here

CAPTION: Justin's got nothing on me cuz "I'm bring sparkly baaaaaaaaaack, and you know those werewolves won't know how to aaaaaaaaact..."

LMFAO!!!!!!

"Someone get that girl an ambulance!! I think she's strained herself!!"

Caption- Who's the vampire ? ME !? :O

OMG I DID NOT JUST LOSE MY SHOE IN THAT HUGE CROWD OF GIRLS AND THEIR MOTHERS!

You put my guitar where?

Caption: Bella you smell like Wolf.....AGAIN!

CAPTION - "Did she just ask me to tuck my junk like Buffalo Bill??"

OMG Cedirc did what to Edward! What Edward bit Cedirc! Oh no, my alternate personalities are showing again. I'll just cover it up with more sparkaling and shiny volovo driving

Oh, crap! I shouldn't have given my body guard the night off!

Caption: Do you smell that?

Kristen I told you stop pinching my butt!

Canadians. Lovely!

Yes, we are... =D

CAPTION: Who let Michael Angarano raid my wardrobe the other day and, oh by the way, can someone tell him it's not working -- he'll NEVER rock the linty beanie like I can.

[British Accent] Do these jeans make my butt look big?

Oh HALE no!

CAPTION: WOW, I really have turned into Edward!

caption:
"OH GOD, NOT ANOTHER FANGIRL!"

CAPTION: Hey! Stop checkin' out my ass!

Caption:
You checking this out?

Caption: KELLAN AND TAYLOR DID WHAT!!??

Caption: Oh no you did NOT try to steal my Claire De Lune CD...

CAPTION: OH NO IT'S MILEY CYRUS !!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!

....

Taylor : Does my being half-naked bother you ?
Rob : YEAH ! they are suppose to stare at me not YOU !

Caption: Crap! The wolf pack cast really are werewolves!

Did that guy just try to grab my......? Hey dude I'm not really like that I just play one in a movie.(Little Ashes)

Hommie say what?!?!?

CAPTION: Damn Taylor Launtner is buff ....o crap here he comes

oh my gosh kristin, look at her butt. it is SO big.

Hey girl heyyyyyyy!!

"you can put WHAT in the microwave?!?!?" (cause he LOVES to put random stuff in the micro)

Kirsten Broke Up With Mike?!
so i get to go out with her now??

Caption: Woah! A flock of ten year old girls chasing me!

CAPTION: Ah snap!

** How you doin'??**

CAPTION: OH CRAP!!! I JUST STOOD IN DOG POOOH!

caption: um, i didnt do that.

You want me to bite what!!!???

"" You want me to bite what? I think that's Illegal! """

Caption: Oh no! Voldemort!

Absoltley. Effing. Great. Lmao. Renna's is good, too, but the Harry Potter one's deserve a freaking medal :] Brilliant

no way!! LMAO!!!!

This one made me laugh...I now feel like you should do a Harry Potter/Twilight spoof.

LMAO!!

CAPTION: You want me to marry you huh? Sure.

OMG!! thts a 5-year-old fan!!! OMG wat is wrong with parents these days! Letting their kids watch a PG-13 movie at age 5! *Screaming to girl* HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME!?

COMMENT: OMG !! Did those girls just completely IGNORE ME? Is that even possible? Should I be WORRIED? Ummm yeah, NO I"M STILL HOT!!!

Caption:::: This is my "Dazzled" face. (Dazzle me!!!) lol

Taylor put some clothes on!! Not everybody wants to see you half naked!!

Oh look! A shiny Volvo!!

OMG THEY DID NOT JUST SAY I SMELL xo

OR this one right here is funny...


AHH I just farted!!
OR
AHH Jacob just mooned me!!

*farts* "yeah that was me, I do stink" LOL

Caption: *Ghasp!* Something shiny!

CAPTION:
" DAYYAMM
SHE BE LOOKIN'
FINE!!!

OH WAIT!
THATS TAYLOR LAUTNER....."

I smell a WEREWOLLLLLLLF

"WHAT!!!! I'm fired for looking this good?" (cute british accent)

You cant get fired.... NOOOO!

lol

Nice matches his expression perfectly

You want me to show my WHAT!!!

omg is that my action figure?!?!?!

"You can't Google THIS, baby!"

hahaha
um actucally..

And then I .... JIZZED in my pants.....

OMG! so funny!!

"Bell walked by and the breeze caught her hair and ... I ... jizzed... in my pants"

thats a funny song

CAPTON: Dakota Fanning has a crush on me too! Oh Hell NO! When will this ever end!!

CAPTION: Nice hat efron! Where'd ya get it? Same place that Hannah Cyrus or whatever the crap her name is buys her clothing?!?! *snicker* To think I was like that until kristen introduced me to beanies *sigh*

Caption: " Oh my goodness I think I may have jizzed myself!"

For God's sake, Stephanie, finish Midnight Sun already!

Hey! Stop playing monkey in the middle with my Volvo keys guys!

CAPTION : SHHHHHHHHHHH ! You'll make Taylor jealous .

Caption: "DON'T LOOK AT MY CHEST PUBES!"

caption: Edward was a virgin for HOW long?!

lol i like this one

KELLAN SAID WHAT ABOUT MY RUNNING?!?

Maybe they shouldn't have casted me as someone who died in Harry Potter.

Caption: "Oh my God! Becky, look at her butt. It is so big"

"Oh-My-God Carlisle, look at her butt! It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends."

hahahwe must've posted at the same time...

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

CAPTION: Wha ? I get to screw Kristen in Breaking Dawn !
Maybe after she'll see i am better than mike !
:O

CAPTION:
Did you just grab my ass????

Caption: "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

Caption: OW! I AM HOT!

Taylor "i met this really sexy guy lasst night, his name was bob...i was driving next to him and oo id tap that ooh my goodness...oww!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f9sUYm6maY

Rob "taylor has one tight bootayy.why bob....why not rob???"

OMG! i love that video!

No shit! I really sparkle?

a rabid dog!

Jacob said WHAT to you Bella?

jacob said what to bella!?
oh hells no!!

CAPTION:
Yes, hat sale!

Jacob said WHAT to you Bella?

I told all of you, I do not bite people, especially psycho 7-year-olds!!

Caption: "I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT. TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, SO SEXY IT HURTS!"

bella went where?

CAPTION: "Now listen guys! Come guys...let's all...come on...let's be simple about this."

Haha from the commentary.

Spider Monkey!

Oh Buggar, Here comes Catherine with those Damn Tweezers Again!!

CAPTION: Oh my Gawd. You did NOT just say Taylor is hawter than me. Uh uh. (in a gay voice)

For the LAST time!... I only LOOK dirty!!

caption: bella did what with jake in the woods! oh hell no! hes a dead wolf!

CAPTION:
*sniffs shoulder* I do not stink!

CAPTION: "AAHHHCHOOO! excuse me."

"I swear that guy has been following me since the restaurant! is he looking?"

Caption: Give. me. my. Lip gloss. NoW!

You want me to bite WHAT?!?

You wanna do WHAT to my eyebrows???

WHAT did she say about my hair?

"I swear to GOD if you come after me with that eyebrowwax again I'll get Clay Aiken to replace me as Edward!!"

CAPTION: OH ma LAWD its Jack Nicholson! I LOVE YOUUUU PLZCANIHAFYOURAUTOGRAFF

CAPTION: What!?! You guys were shooting when I was looking at myself in the mirror on the set of Little Ashes?!? I thought I was in my trailer!!

There's my lint brush!!

CAPTION: Oh no Miley Di'int!!!

CAPTION :"WTF...Look at that!!???"

CAPTION: (in suprised voice) "heeello beautiful" (thinkinking: u can be my bella)

I like Joey voice better...."how you doin?"

oh my god! was that just the queen chasing after me?

MOM! You're Team Jacob?!?!?

Caption: "Oooooooh, NAUGHTY!!"

Caption: "Oh my GAWD, would you look at this line? People, please! Form an orderly line behind the cardboard cutout! I can only bite one neck a time! One neck at a time people!"

I never thought I'd be on Team Jacob, but nice abs, Taylor!

They want me to shave WHAT?

We're filming WHERE?!?!?!

CAPTION: Miley Cyrus said WHAT about me?

Oh, No!! some 13 year old did not just grab my butt (a_s)

Hey!! I do Shower!

Caption: "No Catherine! I'm not just a puppet! I'm a real boy! I'm a real boy!"


lol, I loved the commentary :)

CAPTION: I EAT Kristen's uterus in Breaking Dawn??? Is there a way we could start filming now?!?!

Wow, um, yeah, I don't know what to say to that?!?!?!?!????

WOW That's um, I don't know what to say.....

haha, ewwiees,, but very funny i mustt admit :)

That is extremely sick. And funny.

I totally agree with you.....

i have no words

CAPTION: "I'm - too sexy for my jacket..."

Caption: (in a gay voice) Oh. My God. Did you seriously just say that Taylor is hawter?

YO ADRIAN!!!

omg, adrian a. is that you?

Naw lol. From the movie Rocky ;p

CAPTION: Why are those girls all over Taylor and not ME?!?!

"I do not smell!!!!!"

CAPTION : "Why is the wolf pack gathering around that fire hydrant?"

One more from me.

CAPTION : What do you mean Kristen is Team Jacob!!

"oh no, they are following me!"

NO I WONT WAX MY CHEST!!!!

We named our kid what?!

"Chooow helllooo new bella ;]"

Caption: "garden burger?!"


or

Caption: "What's a garden burger?!"

Caption: "OMG! It's NICK JONAS! Someone get me his autograph!!!"

Oh yeah, BITE ON THIS!!!

CAPTION: "Everybody needs to calm the f*** down. This is how I always look!"

"Hey, guys. Hey. Now, let's be simple about this."

HAHAHAHA i love that interview

CAPTION: oh HEYYYY GIRLLL you stalkin me too?? i love itttt

Caption: BITE ME!

CAPTION: (cue music) "I always feel like - somebody's watchin' me..."

CAPTION: OHMIEDWARD! It's Adam Lmabert!!!

Haha sorry I was watching American Idol xD

CAPTION: Is that Paris Hilton following me??? o.O

Hey! I had to bite some girl's neck for that cab! Get your own!

'omfg!! its britney!!'

CAPTION: I do WHAT to Kristen in Breaking Dawn?!

holy crow thats funny!!!

hahahaha this is GREAT

CAPTION: "I like WAFFLES."

Caption: Oh Nikki I only did that in Little Ashes!

hahahhaha

YO ADRIAN!!!

Caption: "(whisper, nudging taylor standing on tha right) Hey taylor" "CHECK OUT THE RACK ON THAT GIRL!!!"

CAPTION: OMG!!! It's Zefron!!!!!!!

Caption: " Damn, I didn't think people were this obsessed..." (on all the crazy Twilight fan girls out there!) =]

What was that ???their taking me a picture

"This is my good side"

CAPTION: 'You want me to bite you where?!'

this has to be IT!!! lol

CAPTION: "Oh Gosh! Look at the fanpires!"

enough with the screaming already! i'm effin' deaf!!!

(in gay voice)"now listen guysssss"

hahahahaha! that was in the audio version of twilight rightt? with catherine hardwick, rob patz, and kristen stewartt?

HAHAHA that part was hilarious

did she just show me her winking eye!

Where the hell did this Team Paul crap come from..I sparkle damnit!

wait so who ended up winning this contest??? i thought it ended last night...

this is good ^

hehe im just bored so im goin for one..... ^_^ =====

CAPTION:" OME! Did she just really call me Spunk Ransom!? ME LIKEY!! =]"
sorry this is really random!

CAPTION: Alice, why the *#$& did u just bite Bella?!

I won't change you into a vampire Bella! Did you just snap your fingers at me!? ME!? Edward CULLEN!?!? You did NOT just go there girlfriend!

This is my favorite so far too! Hilarious! Hope you win!!

Thank you!

CAPTION: I do NOT look like a penguin! have you seen my face?! look! just because it's cold and snowy....

Definitely my favourite caption!

Please do more caption competitions, I haven't laughed this much in ages. XD

This is so great to hear, because I've always seen the caption contest things but could never think of a good one..I've just recently become a Paul fan though and the face that Rob is making was the the face that I made when I first saw the wolf pack pictures on this website.

LOL! You should join Twicrack's 'Shameles NPC' (Naked Paul Campaign):

"Dear Summit,

I heard that you're filming the Wolfpack at Jacob's House now. Can you please include some shirtless Paul scenes in New Moon?

A lot of them.

Thank you,

TwiCrack Addict (a.k.a. Old enough to be Taylor's Teenage Mom)"

Seriously he doesn't even need lines. He can just be shirtless in the background of every scene. Thanks.

agreed.

That's AWESOME!!! Can we be friends??? haha.

I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE!!!!
This is me casting my vote btw, for Renna and her Team Paul Caption.

Hahaha very funny, very creative!

Thanks!! I don't know about you but I can't wait for more Alex Meraz pictures..topless prefered...haha

u know, at first i couldn't understand waht all the hype was about, because i am a firm believer in robism, and i pretty much think he's the hottest guy in the world, but i won't deny that the wolf pack in new moon is going to be pretty much the guy pinups of our time.... like i will have a collage of them in my locker when the posters come out they are the hottest people EVERR! like twilight/new moon = hot guy recruiting

If I had a locker they would be in it...haha

Can we declare this person the winner already?!?!?!? This is by far my fave :D

Thank you so much for the support.. we still have a couple more hours to go.. :)

HAHA no problem! I voted for you! TEAM PAUL yum

Caption:WHOA WHOA WHOA, slow your roll! i am not gonna bite you, CREEPER

Team Paul...yesssss!
LOL love it!

Question: What is Team Paul?

CAPTION: OMG Bella!!! Why are you covered in FEATHERS??!!??!!

CAPTION: "Oh no! I forgot my purse!"

(not a response to this comment but....)
What happened to the : "insert here" one?
i think that oness hilariouss and PERFECTT

CAPTION: you want me to touch you where?

CAPTION: ohhhhh myyyyy gawwwd!

and since i was talking about older people in the above caption, i thought of this../
CAPTION: "no grandma, i am not signing your dentures."

CAPTION: "his butts firm... but not as firm as mine"

CAPTION: "OMG! Gucci Sunglasses!"

CAPTION: "that guy has super strength, what a freak"

i thought of another...
CAPTION: "Prada is soooo five minutes ago"

CAPTION"did i just see a shirt that said 'bite me E.C.'???"

CAPTION: omg! a mountain lion....... i want to eat it. (*drool*)

CAPTION: WOW! Did that 13 year old just try to grab my....?!

funny. u should've said like 6 year old or like 65 .. old lady grabbing rpatz's butt.. funny image. hehe

i have a remix on yours tiffany...
CAPTION: (to group of middle-aged men) "no i do NOT want to bite you"

I won't change you into a vampire Bella! Did you just snap your fingers at me!? ME!? Edward CULLEN!?!? You did NOT just go there girlfriend!

Wow 520+ comments, damn everyone must want that key chain badly LMAO

Very good Renna, I voted for you hope you win!

Thank you so much!

pretty funny but the jacob did to renesmee is funnier! haha sry not to be mean, just dont give ur hopes up.

love it!!!

I know this ones amazing! I really did laugh out loud

good one

I should know I am Team Paul... Like Rob is Rob but ever since the wolfs came in I'm a wolf girl!!!

This is by far my favorite i hope this one wins!!!!

Thank you so much..the first time I saw Paul that's the face I made...haha. It's to bad he's married.

"oh roaslie what are u doing??? Were brother and sister.....ooooooo that's a bit saucey"

CAPTION: "OH GOD, FAN GIRLS"

ITS JOE JONAS, MAYBE WE CAN HOOK UP AGAIN!

not nice!

My Cigarettes are missing. I need to smoke.

Caption: "Um... excuse me, did you just touch my bum?"

CAPTION: Oh God! The elves want their ears back!

Caption.. Its not halloween??? Crap, what am i going to do with my hobo costume??

WHAAAATTT Did she really just show me her boobs?!

Caption... They noticed me in my Hobo Costume... dang

CAPTION: Is that 7 year old girl flashing me?!

"I'm famous! :o oh god crazy fan girls and paprazzi"

Caption: Jacob get away they'll say i smell....

Caption: Kristen accepted my marrige propossal...say what?!?

Oh no, I'm being chased by my own action figure. Pocket Edward is on the loose!!

BTW....here are the rest of the pics. They were on robsessed

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/04/celeb...

Rob is soooo hot!!!

Caption: Oh look paparazzi! Le me give them my sexy over the shoulder look.

CAPTION: I SOOOOOO dont smell bad! You can ask ....... SHIT got me !

I really dont think he smells bad.... even if he did he is hot enough to have BO problems and still be gorgeous!

CAPTION: I get to play SpiderMan!!!??? YESSSS!! MORE SUPERPOWERS!!!! Suck on tht Tobey McGuire!!

Holy Crow..What was that!!!!

CAPTION : What ??? Taylor is gay and in love with me ???

CAPTION: ouch nikki, that hurt!

CAPTION: "Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z formation!"

Hahhah this is funny

CAPTION:Ah?! say what Bella? You want a pet dog? Fine!


*Enter Bella holding a Leash connected to Jacob*

TOINK!

CAPTION:
1)Woah, is that dude sparkling?
2)You want to do what, what, in my butt?

Your second one is HILARIOUS!!!!

CAPTION: 3) Where's that bitch, Miley?

ANOTHER ONE IM GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE TO DINNER...

for those of you that didnt know he found a stalker outside his house amd he took her to dinner luky her hahhaha but i think that the quote is funny XD

CAPTION: "OMG! Gucci Sunglasses!"

CAPTION: "that guy has super strength, what a freak"

CAPTION: "oh my God it's the Naked Brothers Band! Must get autograph!"

Ah?! say what Bella? You want a pet dog? Fine!


*Enter Bella holding a Leash connected to Jacob*

TOINK!

this is funny

Caption...Yes, I'm wearing my beannie and brown bomber again!!!


I'm not making fun of him....i really don't care if he wears the same things over and over again. He's hot no matter what he wears (or doesn't wear *wink*)

OH NO ANOTHER STALKER!!!!

" Oh No, another stalker, (turns with the half smile) would you want to go to dinner?"

CAPTION:Kristen broke up with Michael!!! YESS!!!

OMG! ahahahaahaha!
awe-some!

hahahahhahaaaa this is perfectttt

HAHA this is the best caption so far!!!!!!

LMAOOOOOO

yeah i bet

Oh My God! I'm Gorgeous!

CAPTION: "WTF?! THEY HAVE BEEF & CHEDDER PANINI HOT POCKETS NOW!!! I.AM.DIED!!"

CAPTION: OMG! No Way! They are following me AGAIN!

CAPTION: H-h-how Do you Spell HearthROB?

Caption: OMG fan girls have gotten hold of my address! Must RUN!

OH MY GOD! SHOES!

CAPTION: Schwing!

Absolutely love this one!!

CAPTION: "Oh no! She did NOT just say vampires suck!"

CAPTION: "oh no you didn't!"



... lol thats dumb but i can't think of anything else...
i'm just posting a bunch lol i bet they'll be dumb but whatever!

Oh my God, It's the Jonas Brothers!!

CAPTION: "You want me to sign what?!?"

CAPTION: .................................
i can't think of one lol...
hmmm... i have to think! hold on!... i'll think of one later lol

CAPTION: (to a group of pre-teen fans) "No, I do NOT want to bite you."

i have a remix on yours tiffany...
CAPTION: (to group of middle-aged men) "no i do NOT want to bite you"

and since i was talking about older people in the above caption, i thought of this../
CAPTION: "no grandma, i am not signing your dentures."

CAPTION: Jacob did wat to Renesmee???!!!

Caption: On no, it's the wolf pack! I should sparkle and blind them!

CAPTION: more crazy psycho stalker fans!!!

OMG! Im hotttt.

lmao!!!
haha

By far, my favorite caption

awesome!!! i laughed for about 2 minutes1

Caption:(music) "who's that pretty girl in that mirror there!". Oh it's just me, hey everyone come see how good I look!

CAPTION: OH NO Bella fell again!!

lollll!!!

CAPTION: Kristen broke up with her boyfriend? YESSS =)

Bella, You know I can't hear your thoughts! I can't stand being surprised!"

last one from me

CAPTION Rob singing: ♪♫
♪♫ I'm to sexy for my hat, ♪♫ too sexy for hat,♪♫ I'm too sexy for my jacket ♪♫ too sexy for my jacket, ♪♫ I'm too sexy for my shirt ♪♫ too sexy for my shirt ♪♫ Sooo sexy it hurts♪♫

Caption: OMG, is that a hat world over there? I think we should go in!

I'm not really sure that's what a father who just got that news would look like...haha. I'm thinking rage..and boy would I love to see RPatz mad ;)

Uhhhh, Who needs the Volturri when I got crazed girls following me everywhere

Caption: Girls,girls pleeeaaassse! And Edward says "Like I said, it’s not as easy for me as it is for a human."

Jacob was thinking what about Nessie AND Bella?!?!?!

Caption: Ahhh, I sooooo do not smell. Go ahead sniff me.

CAPTION:
Rob:
"WTF! Ooohhh No. CRAP! It's that Adaline chick again...pretend you didn't see her...pretend you didn't see her...Walking faster...walk at vampire speed..."

Adaline:
"Rob! Wait! I don’t need a picture of you! You’re just a normal person! You’re just like me! Rob! Wait! It's me Adaline! Hey, I had an idea, Lets' make beautiful music together”

o.m.e; are you making fun of that lady that said she met him? haha;
classic.

HAHAHAHAHA good one!

ahhhaa lol absoutely hilarious lol
Lizzie

I lik this one, its hilarious!

OMG Taylor! You did not just sign that Twilight mom's thong!

LOL Good One!!!

Caption: "Yes, I'm pretty sure 'obsessed' has a R in front of it!"

Haha. That was one was awesome. :) I think all my ideas were pretty much exhausted so I'm giving up on posting a caption. Hehe.

CAPTION: OHMIGOD! He is NOT wearing the same shirt as me!

Or
CAPTION: OHMIGOD! He is NOT wearing my shirt!

CAPTION: wow wow wow!!! why are all these girls comming towards me with thier thongs?!?!?!

CAPTION: Girl PLEASE!

???
Haha

CAPTION: OMG! She did NOT just say Jacob is hotter!

CAPTION: WAIT?!? Did you just say I get to f*ck Kristen in breaking dawn =D

CAPTION: *gasps* did Ryan Seacrest just say kellan was hotter than me!?!?!?

thats not what his sister said ;D

ahaha!
i love that one!
:)

CAPTION: Oh lordie... what did Rosalie do THIS TIME?

CAPTION: CALM THE F*CK DOWN EVERYONE! i look like this everyday!

Taylor "i met this really sexy guy lasst night, his name was bob...i was driving next to him and oo id tap that ooh my goodness...oww!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f9sUYm6maY

Rob "taylor has one tight bootayy.why bob....why not rob???"

CAPTION: WTF? Now they got tampons with my face on them?

(scared for life)

that tampon one is too funny!!!!

That's crazy do they really?? If so I need to see a picture!

Ok. That is reeeeally scary.

Ok. That it reeeeally scary.

and yes in reality they have tampons with edwards face on them

Caption: AH! Someone just zapped my buttox!

Schwing!