A trusted source from a major men’s magazine that has tipped us off in the past with credible information has leaked this full-page advertisement set to run in the May issue of the magazine he works for. The ad is for a new fragrance called “Pattison”, which is Robert Pattinson’s foray into the crowded market of celebrity fragrances. Celebrity fragrances are all the rage nowadays, with perfumes and colognes on the market from stars such as Antonio Banderas (“Diavolo”), Hillary Duff (“With Love….”), Ewan McGregor (“Davidoff Adventure”) and David Beckham (“Instinct”).

Capitalizing on Robert Pattinson’s heartthrob status, his cologne will be one of the few celebrity fragrance bottles that actually features an etched likeness of himself, making it a wonderful collectors’ item for his female fans that may not necessarily wear it. My source also reveals that the fragrance’s release has been coordinated with his PR team, and is meant to help snuff out the ongoing rumors of Robert Pattinson’s reportedly bad stench. Instead of body odor, Pattinson’s smell will instead become synonymous with the seductive earthy scent of cedwardwood mixed with zest of orange and a hint of ginger.

What do you guys think? Will you guys buy it if it’s reasonably priced?

Check here for a copy of the full-resolution version of the ad. Read on for more details.

Yeah, it’s a joke.  Thanks to WolfandBird allowing me to use his awesome sketch in the product mockup–be sure to check out his amzing art on his Etsy store!