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by Will on April 3, 2009 · Comments

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Robert Pattinson Bite Machine Twilight UK DVD

In what may be one of the most bizarre marketing experiments to date, the UK DVD release of Twilight is promising a very unique treat for people who want Robert Pattinson’s “autograph.” And by autograph, we mean fake teeth marks on a DVD case.

Well, after months of fans like YOU screaming for a nibble from Rob, your dreams have come true. When the Twilight DVD comes out on Monday (April 6) in England, people might notice a big chunk missing from their DVD case. That’s because it comes with the very first autobite!

They took a plaster of Rob’s mouth (whoever they are – lucky!) and made a steel copy of his teeth, which they used to “bite” out chunks of every DVD case! It’s got his exact teeth marks and everything – which means that if you press it against your neck, it’s like Rob bit you (well, without the deadly good looks and British charm, of course)!

Read more at 4TNZ and the UK Sun. [thanks, Jordan]

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  • =O Lucky!!! LOL That's awesome!
  • mickey_lamb
    really really obsessive... but im not saying i wouldnt want that...
  • Carrie
    That has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever seen. You really think they got a copy of his teeth for that?!!
  • emmett_lover
    i couldnt agree more with you...this is so stupid...even if it is a copy of his teeth...still its stupid...
  • beeba1795
    i deffinately agree. that is soooo stupid! I don't care if it IS a replica of rob's teeth, i wouldn't want my coby ruined like that!
  • emmett_lover
    yes i mean how and why did they came up with this....lame...
  • UK marketing for it is weird, like the vampire contacts that said twilight and the models approaching girls on the street. 0.o
  • emmett_lover
    yes that one was weird aswell....
  • loveacloudyday
    why would he agree to this!!! Creepy!!!!
  • Lainaaa
    I agree... I don't even know what to say to this... wow, thats dumb.
  • <3 Mari
    I very much agree with you, not only is this really the stupidest thing I have ever heard its also kinda weird... this is a little over the top if they really did get a copy of his teeth...
  • Maryann Bjordal
    I seriously find this the creepiest or the most stupid marketing ever, IF this is true. I have a hard time to believe that this is indeed true. Wonder how they got Rob to let them plaster his teeth? LOL
  • Katie
    Rob had molds of his teeth made when he signed on for twilight.
    The powers that be thought his teeth needed to be straighten, so
    they got him invisalign (clear braces/retainers) to wear. The Dentist/
    ortho always keeps a mold of your teeth for adjustments later or if you
    lose your invisaligns.
  • Irishgirl
    Interesting. I'd heard they asked him to 'fix his teeth,' and he refused. Not to say that they didn't go so far as to do the molds, and yes I think it's an odd marketing ploy. But, think about it. How many women have walked up to him asking him to bite them. He says it happens all the time. I can see where they got the idea.
  • Katie
    I agree, It is an odd marketing ploy and personally find it creepy.
    But he did get the invisaligns, but he just wouldn't wear them. I've
    had them myself and they do hurt at first, but you have to wear them
    awhile to get used to them. I can see him not having the patience for it.
  • mickey_lamb
    i love his teeth the invisalign worked
  • Sophy
    What?! I don't want my DVD case to have bite marks in it! That's just creepy!
  • WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
    Ummmm....ok.....I live in the UK and I think it is one off the stupidest things Ive ever heard!

    If I get my copy I will be raging! Because that means that ther will be a great big hole in the side off the case where dust and dirt can get into and scratch my dvd. I will not be amused!!!
  • Sophy
    I'm with you on that one. I'm hoping its just some stupid marketing ploy to get people talking about the DVD... If not... Let's just say I won't be impressed.
  • WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
    If it is true, I'm going to hunt down the stupid person who came up with this idea, and bite a chunk out off them to see how they like it.

    I apologise to every other country in the world, not all Brits are morons! LOL
  • emma
    hahaha why are the british getting crap stuff
  • WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
    EXACTLY! You get midnight parties and 3 disc special additions, we get a bog standard dvd with a chunk out off the case...idiotic is not the word!
  • what does the 3disc version have?
  • lindy
    Dude that's just weird. I don't think anyone would want their movie to have a chuck taken out of the dvd case.
  • 1_Katie_0
    What the hell?
    That's idiotic.
  • beeee2222
    oh man.. thats weird
  • TwilightFanatic
    how come they get to have his bitemarks!!!!
    D:
    i want one too...
  • RustyHalo
    Omg...are they serious??? That's one of the most ridiculous things I've heard yet! I can't imagine Rob letting anyone plaster his teeth!!??? WTF
  • rach101
    I don't want my DVD to have a bite out of it :( thankfully mine is pre-ordered from amazon so it will be just fine. I totally agree, this is the weirdest marketing i've seen in a while.
  • PiaCullen
    I know! Its ridiculous! Luckily I have pre-ordered mine too! I won't want a big chunk out of my DVD case, even if it is a copy of Rob's bite...Its just weird!
  • WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
    I'm still in shock off this ridiculous stupid idea.....Thats it I'm packing my bags and moving to the States! Lol
  • i love rob
    You'll love it here!!!!!! I live in Miami.....it's sunny here pretty much year round! We don't get the cold weather much either here!!!!

    BTW.....i love the pic you chose!!!
  • WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
    I finally figured out how to load the pic...It took me long enough.

    I would love to have it sunny all year round, the weather here is crap, it was 17 degrees today and that is warm for us, thats our average temp in summer and the past 2 years in the summer it rained so bad we had floods.

    I'd love to live in the states, wonder if I could meet a rich man and get him to pack up and go! Lol
  • i love rob
    Oh my Lord!!!! 17 degrees is warm......is that in celsius??? I don't want you to think I'm rubbing this in, but its currently 89 degrees faherneit here and sunny!!!

    Our rainy season is the summer! But the summer is also our hurricane season! But, I can live with that!!!!

    If you're ever in Miami, we should get together and talk Twilight!!!! :)
  • WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
    Lol yes thats Celsius, Im so jealous by the way 89!!! God I never be off a sun lounger LMAO

    When I was younger we went to Florida, when it rained it would be like really warm bath water hitting you, we found it so strange. When it rains here it's freezing!

    I've a holiday planned to LA in 2 years, it costs heaps for us to fly to the states so it will take me that long to save up.
  • i love rob
    Thank God that's celsius! I kinda freaked out by the whole 17 degrees thing!

    LA!!! That is awesome! Maybe you'll meet Rob while you're there!!! One could only hope!!! :)
  • WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
    OOH I would only stand and drool or fall over Lol.

    I wouldn't go anywhere near him though, He gets enough hassle and I would respect his privacy too much. I wish I could, though I'd probably just stutter and trip over my bottom Lip Lol
  • i love rob
    Yeah....I'm all talk!!! I probably couldn't approach him either!!!! Hee hee!
  • i love rob
    LMAO!!!! Well.....that's bizarre!!!!!
  • MereSquared
    ok - thats taking things a bit too far - I mean I understand what they are trying to do but seriously do they think people are going to be so excited they carry the package out in their mouth to see if their teeth are a close match...wth?
  • Zoe
    In Australia all we get is a t-shirt and a 3 disk copy on twilight... boring!!
  • Walking_Disaster
    W O W.......Uh, aside from being possibly the LAMEST marketing ploy ever, WTF??? Who thought this up? And what marketing Exec. gave this idea the green light? *Headesk headesk* BAM BAM BAM!
  • agreed! the next thing will be get a copy of Edward with your dvd!
  • Claire Danvers_Morganville
    Are we sure this story didn't first appear on the 1st April, it's gotta be a joke. For those from the UK the story originated in 'The Sun' and we all know you can't believe anything in that rag.

    But seriously I got excited yesterday when play.com sent an email to say my DVD had been shipped, if it's got a hole in the case I will not be amused! The most stupid idea ever. The US gets parties and visits from the cast and we get a hole.
  • PiaCullen
    LOL! Thats true, You can't really believe what 'The Sun' says. MY DVD has been shipped tooooo! :D...and I agree with you completely...if there is a chunk missing from my DVD, i will NOT be happy! lol!...
  • Mrs. Cullen
    LOL.....
  • Soraya
    NEVER believe anything you read in The SUn
  • Juju
    I think it's creative.
    I would have loved something like that when I was a teen.
  • Hahaha I think this is a funny idea. I mean they didnt have to go as far as actually getting a cast of Rob's teeth, but its a cute idea to have the bite marks on the DVD case :]
  • That is just weird.
  • WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
    Oh it makes sense now it's from The Sun Newspaper! Thats the biggest SHIZ rag there is in the UK, I hate that paper. My copy is pre-ordered from Amazon, so it better not have a bloody whole in. Its just going to look like I took it into the garden with my dog to play fetch!
  • HeatherEl
    I agree with everything you have sad (espiecally about The Sun-take everything they say with a pinch of salt~!) I live in the UK, and i am SO not going to that, it would just look messy! I pre-ordered mine on Amazon as soon as i could, and i am SURE they wont have bites out of them, at least i hope not!

    And i also agree with you about the States getting everything good...you'd think with Rob being British and all we would get SOMETHING other the 'bite-marks'...maybe we could start a petition!
  • twilight :)
    inoo rob is freakin british n we dint even get a bloody visit from him !! i mean its ridiculous.. wers our midnight release partys??? and the actors cumin to the partys??

    omg life is soo unfair... the US get all these amazing things n we get jack all .. i mean a bite mark :S

    i so wish twilight was that popular in the uk.. it would be pure heaven!! n i soo agree we should start a petition..

    but anyways i am mega excited cz i am goin Los angeles and las vegas at the very end of october with ma best mate.. we are both huge twilight fans!! and New Moon will be coming out in like 20 days wen we go so ther will be posters n trailers n evrithing...

    and we can go to hot topic for some half decent merchandise!!

    i wanaa move to america :'(


    love you alll :) xoxoxox
  • OCDJenni
    That's an interesting marketing idea...and little creepy! lol
  • Britt
    Ummmmm that's creepy....... I'm sppechless,I dnt even know wht to say bout that.
  • erica
    wow pretty stupid
  • donew/twilightimseeninnewmoon
    how lame -.-
  • helen
    if its from the sun then it proably aint true
  • ClareB
    I'll take the midnight realease parties over this cr@p any day, us brits get all the shite.
  • Leanneduh
    being a brit & dedicated Twilighter myself i have my copy of Twilight on pre-order for monday & will be really ANNOYED if my copy has teeth marks in it...
    robs teeth or no robs teeth...i want a immaculate copy of the DVD :D x
  • jay fer <3
    estooopidddd people..thats ao0o lammee :]
  • nikki_23
    ok..now that is insane! haha!
  • Noel
    I have ordered it from Amazon, so is his teeth mark also in that? Or is it only if i buy it in a store?
  • mesofunny
    Well if anyone wonders why RPatz is trying so hard to fly under the radar and not be noticed now you know! Poor guy.....his freaking dental records are a matter of public exploit. I bet he would really just like the be able to drink a damn beer in public without someone flipping out. I dont envy him at all. Nothing is sacred and this is CREEPY! EEEEWWW! Seriously!
  • Graciela
    ya es el colmo de la locura (jaja)
  • KINALuvzWolves
    hola Graciela! De donde eres?
  • KINALuvzWolves
    what the efff? Poor Rob. The things they make him do (if this is even true)...
  • natalie in MO
    WTF!! this has to be the stupidest thing i have heard yet. I say yet cause before you know they we be takin plasters of this lips so u can kiss him everyday..lmfao...that would be funny to see how would buy those..WOW..i don't they have ever went this far with a vampire movie..Hey i wonder if this year will have Edward costumes..lol..hehehehe
  • bisforxbeauty
    Hahah, as disgusting as that sounds, I'd actually buy it.
  • Laura
    That is just creepy!! And really, really weird and a little over obsesive!!
  • dangerouspredatorxx
    Random much? I'm so glad I already have my dvd with no bite marks.
    Its an interesting marketing ploy but its very odd and weird.
    I'm so glad I don't live in England (sorry Brits) I love England but thats just weird.
  • WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
    No offence taken...its one off the stupidest things I have ever heard off in my life, who ever came up with that idea needs to get the boot and fast!! LOL
  • lilmizzpattinson
    LOL! okai WTF?
    thank god i pre ordered mine from amazon, its the special 2 disk edition, and if i find they have huge HOLESSSSSSSSSSS in them i will scream!!
    its not like its only one bite mark either.
    i mean come on, why would people be that pathetic enough to make fake teeth marks, its not even his real teeth, but still thats just....sick? its worst than stalking him!
    i pity the people who actually WILL buy it because of this.
  • that seems cool? lol just kidding it does seem cool though
  • Paige
    wow thats retarded
  • I don't know if I find this incredibly hilarious or down right stupified. Hell I'll go with both. Seriously? What the hell lol.

    Guess it's just another way for Eddiekinz to take a bite out of dvd sales.
  • Lainaaa
    This is just weird.... like really. Who thought of this and believed we'd actually like it?
  • Jacob&Nessie Forever
    I think its kinda a fun idea but really who wants bite marks in their DVD case I mean its cool how they are actually just like Roberts teeth but we want our copies of Twilight to be perfect and We dont want a scratched up disc. They shoud rethink this idea and maybe just put Roberts teeth marks look like their on the disc or just make a little indent but a whole bite through the case thats just akward for the fans and Robert I mean do you think he wants girls having bite marks from him on their DVD cases? Its a cool idea but it should of stayed that a cool idea not really something to put in action
  • Katie87
    wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow



    that's all i have to say.... *shakes head*
  • Majnona (H.N)
    Hmmm I must b the only one to think that's original .. i dunno I liked the idea
  • Angy
    Hahahah!
    You must be a seriously scewed up "fan" if you want that...
  • Woofie
    Wow.

    Well I guess you know you've "made it" in the world of the famous when you get replicas of your teeth made and attached to some stapler device.

    Heh...makes you wonder what the marketing device will be for "Little Ashes" DVD when it comes out.
  • WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
    Hahahahaha....Little Ashes will probably come with a Jack in the Box Willy LMAO

    I got an email from Amazon today to tel me mine has been shipped, if it has a bite out off it I will be well pissed!
  • Rachaael
    LOL okay i live in the UK and i've ordered the dvd but if mine comes with bite marks then amazon can have it back!
  • edward ily
    aww they are SO LUCKY wish they would have done it here
    i dunno about u guys but i would def would have gotten it if they did that here


    once again
    THEY ARE SO LUCKY

    WONDERING..........WHY WOULD SOMEBODY WANT TO RETURN IT??????
  • sophie
    SUMMIT HAS TAKEN THIS TOO FAR. trying to exploite people for money. this has become very pathetic and sad. why????
  • lol it is pretty silly but i got to say id get anything that has to do with rob pattinson even if it was his teeth marks on a case, and up to sophie people are always trying to exploite people for money if they want it they by it there are exploiting themselves by doing it they dont have to but they do so the people that buy it is as much to blame as summit.

    On another not ENGLAD already has robert most of the time you think that maybe we could get a peice of rob in canada which we hopefully will seeing as they are doing the rest of the movies i believe in vancouver canada. Maybe we will get a book tour or dvd tour with the cast this time.
  • sasstwi
    Does anyone else feel that this is actually quite creepy?
  • freya
    I would pretty much put money on this being an april fools joke!! Saying that, i pre-ordered mine of play.com and if it arrive with chunks out of it, I will be pretty angry and "you wouldn't like me when i am angry"!!
  • twilight_fanpire123
    thats kinda weird .... lol
  • nikki
    omg thats fuuny what if they accidently bit a piece of the dvd off thts soo funny
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LMAO this is just plain hilarious.... haha... omg I don't believe it's true guys... lol
  • JessssicaLovesRooobert!
    Zoome i want one and i live in New Zealand!!
    That is such a frigging amazing idea!!
    Baahah Booyaah!
    (:
  • TaylorLautnerLover
    ROFLNESS!
  • Skye
    That's just weird.
  • we all want the real edward cullen to bite it. who am i talking about? ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Lynn
    Well, my copy comes Monday, so I'll let you know!! It maybe another April fools doing it's rounds from Monday........but I wouldn't mind. Would be quite funny!
  • this is ridiculous
  • lydiaa halee
    couldn't they just like print bite marks on it? instead of ruining the case? if --and if being the main word-- i were to make a DVD with bite marks i would make fake bite marks instead of having the case damaged and what-not
  • becci
    LOL! imagining the riots outside Tesco dvd counter to get one of those. lol.
  • Claire Danvers_Morganville
    SOOOOOO excited my DVD just arrived! A whole two days before the official UK release date, yay. Guess I know what I'll be doing this weekend.

    And I'm pleased to say no stupid bite marks. I've got 4 cards with my version that are supposed to be exclusive to play.com where I got mine from. If I can ever figure out how to do it I'll try to upload. Although I think I have seen them before in some of the pics of versions from the US. Theres Edward and Bella at prom, Edward and Bella in the meadow and Edward and Bella taken from the scene where they were by the water. And a pic of James, Victoria and Laurent.

    I'm off to start watching now! although I really need to go shopping and do some housework, but what the hell!
  • Rosie
    What>? I wouldn't want my dvd ruined like that :/
    if rob actually bit it with is own real teeth , then I would
    probably consider it LOL
  • sissi
    I totally agree :)
  • shannon
    i want one!
  • Nessa_Cullen
    I think tjhis is hilarious!!! It's a good gimmick..... Although, I would prefer the real bite!!!
  • R
    okay thats just weird!! are they gonna doit 2 every copy??? if i get get mine this teeth marks in it i'm gonna throw a fit!!!
  • sharon
    Its only HMV in london that is gonna be selling it for the release day, no where else. It was summit's idea aswell
  • RedPawn3592
    holy crap. really? idk if i would want a bite taken out of my DVD. then again, i kind of want it just to say i have it. lmao
  • kerrie
    i wanted for for the sake of it but i went to asda this mroning got the dvd for 9quid lmao
  • ellie
    don't get me wrong, i would love his bite marks,
    just not in my dvd. i mean, who wants a dvd with a big bite mark innit so the dvd will get ruined?
  • Hannah
    HAHA!! That is crazy but what a great idea.
    Kind of wish they were doing that here in Australia as well. =P
  • bina
    lol this story is way to funny and i loved reading all the comments! lol but i would be coo if they had a collectors edition with nicely done bite MARKS(that you can feel) not a whole chunck taken out :)..... oh and the whole getting a mold of his mouth, LOL so dumb!
  • myu
    I just received mine from UK, no Rob/Edward's bite :(
  • Maxii
    My ordered one didn't arrive on time so i went too the shops too buy one.
    No bite on any of them :(
  • Holly
    Weird, but super fun.
  • mich_mich
    I just wanted to say that I'm in the UK and pre-ordered my Twilight DVD through HMV and Amazon (a mistake I didn't see), but neither had Rob's bite marks on it. It might be if you ended up buying it on the day it came out on April 6th that has the bite marks on it, just to clear up the news though, it's not true with preorders as far as I know
  • Saritha
    Wow... a lot of negativereactions, I thik it's pretty cool! I wouldn't mind havng one, though I think it's al about the marketing, Twilight has become ver commercial! :(
  • Katie
    hmmm this is a little odd isnt it...but to be honest is this true as i have never heard or seen any twilight dvd box's with teeth marks in them!!!

    totally love twilight movie and books and characters lol and everything twilight but couldnt see myself holding a dvd box to myself thinking oh now edwards bitten me haha!!!
  • yuuki
    that is rediculus, anyone who wants to buy a dvd case with a bite out of it, is a complete syco it's creepy and random!!!!!!!!
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