The look on Rob's face is too funny! Wonder what he's thinking?
I'm really lovin Rachelle's fierce hair color,very pretty.
Taylor just looks like he's chillaxin in his plaid shoes =)

Okay, not sure if anyone cares, but yeah lol. I have been telling my friend and co-workers all day that I recognized Sage (The Dills). I showed the pictures at work, and my roommate. I couldn't figure out who she was but I knew her face. Then it hit me. More like my roommate throwing a dvd case at me.

Sage is a Native actress as well. She was in the movie Dreamkeeper as well as Into The West.

Just thought I would pass that along lol.

Hi guys I'm Yvette and this is me in the picture with Rob. Just to clarify things I politely asked him for a picture and he said"of course". As for the JEALOUS ones after this picture he pulled me into a hug so I guess I smelled ok and he actually liked my hair because he said so. You can check the hugging pictures on other websites. He seemed very comfortable because he stayed out with me for at least 15 minutes just chatting and plus he said hi to my friend over the phone. Soo cool down and just let me be the happiest girl alive!!!!!

Hi guys. I'm Yvette and this is me on that picture with Rob. Just to clarify things I politely asked him for a picture and he said "of course". For those who couldn't be more jealous after this picture he pulled me into a hug so I guess I smelled ok and he actually liked my hair because he said so. Plus he was perfectly comfortable because he actually stayed out and chatted with me for like 15 minutes and said hello to my friend over the phone !! SOO dont be jealous and making bull shitty comments about me cause i bet when u take pics with him ur gonna get mean comments like that so imagine how i feel right now THANKSS !!! but u guys still cant take away my happiness cause he was sooo sexy and soo nice and whatever you guys say im still the happiest girl in the world right now!!!

I am glad your happy and i agree you were really lucky to meet him i just think people in general mob him to much the question is how much of the smile is a front and how much does he really enjoy having his picture taken might me something to ask him next time you bump into him. Quick question what was he looking at in the top photo?

OH GOSH!!!! Im so in love with Taylor. Im from Puerto Rico, and i want to go there to met with them. I will get crazy if I saw them. lol

I would probably attack Rob if I saw him *Blush*
I can't help it.
It's too late. My disease is too serious for any doctor.

i totally agree. i want to get seranated so bad, that would be so romantic!

Taylor i love your shoes
they are super cute
just like u

Poor rob! He looks really uncomfortable...
Oh, and I like Taylor's shoes!!

great pics

i was just looking at some old posts on stephenie meyer's website...what she thot would be a good cast for twilight and i thot it was hilarious cuz she wanted the guy who is playing harry in new moon to be billy in twilight! and i knew that some people said on here that he would have been a great billy....she also thot jackson rathbone would have been a good edward..and i think this was all b4 the cast was chosen =) idk i thot it was funny

I saw that too! It was back just before the movie began filming when I saw it. I was lmao about the Jackson as Edward. I firmly believe he coul dhave pulled it off. However with Rob in the role as Edward I can't imagine anyone else (other than Henry Cavill) playing Edward.

haha i think he could have pulled it off too but now i cant picture him as anyone else as jasper...and ive never been able to picture henry cavill as edward! idk why i just never saw it lol

The funny thing about Henry, before I saw he was Steph's original, he is who I pictured lol. I've been a fan since Count of Monte Cristo.

But yeah I can only picture Jackson as Jasper as well. I wouldn't change anyone from the cast now. :)

Go on Taylor with your wolfy self being serenaded!! Sage is gorgeous by the way!

Poor Rob looks so uncomfortable.

I can only speak for myself in this. After reading some of the recent fan encounters I feel horrible for the entire cast. Congrats to those who have met the cast members. I am over the moon for them. However if it were me I could never interrupt something a cast member was doing just for a pic and autograph. That's just me. I am not judging but just saying.

I agree with a lot of the comments posted, Rob really can't go out anymore..without being asked for an autograph or to let them take a pic with him..but he's so down to earth and such a mellow guy...

hmm...Rob looks like he wants to run away... Hes soo hot!! :D
lol

I love these kinds of pics, these are by far my favorite when they are just hanging out off work and getting to hang out in the community. They like the bar scenes and friendly atmospheres. People need to lighten up they are out having a good time, who cares if they are old enough or not they are celebrites and eveyone accomidates them. Thats the life they are acustom to.

I totally agree with sam. Actually seeing pictures/videos that fans have taken(a good number without his consent)makes me pity him. Ok he's got the world at his feet at the moment and he could have any woman(or man) he wants, but at what cost. In alot of pictures you can see how visibly uncomfortable he is with this relentless attention. I've got to admire him though, he deals with it with such class.Not sure I could.

Wooooooo... that gorgeous man of mine... lol... most of you are saying that he looks uncomfortable, maybe he is but maybe he was doing or saying something at the moment they took the pic b/c he wasn't even looking at the camera... so be nice about the girl please!! Rachelle, beautiful as always!! Oh God I love Taylor's shoes... lol... do you think he would share? haha... love how supportive they all are =]

sorry that Sage girl can't sing nothing special about her voice you need more than famous friends to make it hun

hmmm yea I watched the video of her--not my cup of tea.

What on earth are you talking about?

Oh I pressed on the "serenaded onstage at Metropole" link that took me to Vancity Allie site & there's a video there of the show they attended for Nikki's singer-friend Sage. I guess they were just supporting
but (being real here) she's not a good singer

Hmmm. . . .I'll have to check it out.



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I kinda feel bad for them! They can't go anywhere without someone wanting a picture or a hug or something! But I know I wouldn't be able to stop myself if I saw Rob so I understand why everyone does it! hehe ...But I still feel bad!

Poor Rob.. :(
He can't go anywhere,almost.Cuz all Twilight fans would shout,scream and do so many stupid and crazy things to the Twilight actors.Especially Rob.
I feel so sorry for him o.o

the fan girl is young and hot...she looks perfect with Robward.

Robert and his colleagues spend their time at concerts and restaurants.. And everybody likes them...I think the acting job is fantastic only if you're famous...

Love him!!!! Love Rachelle!!!

Hate that other stupid chick!!!! (I'm just very jealous - I admit it!!!)

I am super jealous too, but I sure hope if I was taking the picture with him that he wouldn't be giving that look!! In fact, I know what look he'd be giving...the sexy stare!!!

Awesome!!! As usual..lol..Haha.They look amzing!! I dont think its possible for any of them to look bad in a pic!! Well, I hope they get some rest..They look tired.. :)

Maybe he looks like that because she is grabbing his butt! Poor guy!

Oh Rob so beautiful.brunie oxox

what's this? TayTay staying up late? tsk tsk kiddo,you need your beauty sleep lolz
both Rob and Rachelle look great.

well this is the job he signed up 4 all the interest just shows hes damned good at hes job lol
&if i seen him i wouldnt go aww poor guy needs a break id be like i neeed a pic hahaxx

I hope Rob can get some rest soon when he goes back to London.

So do I. I'm sure he needs it right about now.

Jacob - yum - 'nough said.

poor Rob, I can only imagine how hard it is for him...I'd like to give him a hug though :)

Rob look uninterested lol can't blame him...jus another fan pic to him... Taylor looks so hot

Yes he does! And that chick really does seem into him doesn't she? Singing to him and then constantly hanging onto him, ummm. She better back off! Lol!

i want his shoes....
rob looks like the woman kinda just grabbed him and forced him to take a picture
bless him :)
taylor is..umm....WOW

WOW indeed. WOW as usual. And WOW as always. :D

lol POOR GUY, he can't get a seconds peace can he :)

I bet he spends a lot of time just drinking in his hotel room, under the covers with the lights out :)

and still keeps the hat on lol

LMAO...hilarious, and probably true. LOL

ROTFL!
I bet he does! :D but even the hotel room isn't safe for him, not with Maggie ferreting around... LOL

Yikes

Thats where the old 'chair up against the back of the hotel door' routine comes in handy LOL

hahaha he probably has the chair, the table, the bed & the minibar blocking the door right now. LOL
poor Rob... I bet he forgot about the windows...

if he got engaged in a horror movie now, he'd probably end up with an oscar! ROTFL

LMAO

I'm not sure he'd even have to act at all lol

I can totally picture him sitting there next to the mini bar, whiskey in hand and that terrified expresion on his face :) lol

ROTFL! we should totally become his agents! :D
move over, boring British managers - here we come! LOL

LOL yeah we'll totally get him an oscar :) We'll pick the roles for him :)

Maybe - There will be stalkers , or No country for young hot men LOL

LMAO! You and joanna are a riot!

LOL! oh yes we are! Rob should be scared... or thankful, not entirely sure :D

Oh, I'm gonna go with scared!!! LMAO

LMAO :)

this site is just too addictive :) might have to delete my user ID lol

hahaha good ones! LMAO!
I'd also go with "Friday the 20th" and "The Phantom of Vancouver"

we rock! LOL!

LMAO

yeah we should set up a business LOL

there's just too many possible titles for him- harry pattinson and the half-crazed princesses

ROTFLMAO!!! that would definitely be our first movie!!! :D

You both have me LMAO

I love Rachelle's hair! :)

To be honest I feel quite sad for Rob I mean he cant go to bar or club anymore without getting mobbed let alone walk down the street to get a packet of ciggies without and armed escort and I think its really tragic because he plays Edward so well and I am just concerned that if people dont chill out and leave him alone he might give up on Twilight. I mean for goodness sake how much uproar would there be if he was actually dating someone he would never be able to walk down the road holding her hand as she would be on most teenage girls hit list after that, forget most wanted she would have a price on her head vitrually. Anyway whoever she is she is proberbly going to have to be tough as nails to put up with what he puts up with. But we love him so i guess until Twilight is over he is public property which I think is awful to say. I wander how long its been since someone asked him something about himself rather than Edward Cullen we have to remember Rob is a normal guy playing a fantastic character but he is allowed to be himself no wonder he looked shocked in the picture.

i agree

i also agree with you, but the thing is if u saw him walkin down the street what would u do? would u leave him be or would this be a chance of a lifetime? b/c if i did c him i would be so happy but pissed if i let him walk away before my eyes. so i guess it depends on how much respect and sincerity u have for him.....idk what i would do if i was a celeb

Yep i agree with i would not like to let him pass me by without introducing myself but i would want to know him as Rob Pattinson and not Edward Cullen. I think a mistake that a lot of people make is to confuse the two. I am going to be watching some of his early stuff The Haunted Airman and The Bad Mothers Handbook as if i was ever fortunate enough to meet him i would love to be able to hold a two way conversation rather than to just throw out star struck dribble which i am not exactly prone to anyway. Although i dont think its likely i will ever get to meet him although it might happen i do live in the UK and work in London.

That is what I'm sayint too. People do need to give him his privacy. I'm am sending him pics to have autographed, and a fan letter, but other than that, I ain't butting into his life. I did put in the fan letter that I hope he does find that special someone someday and that he does deserve the best happiness, just like the rest of us. I'd be totally happy for him and whoever he's with. Just hope it's not Paris Hilton :P

I agree with you people need to leave him alone. Even if this movie was his success doesn't give everyone the right to mob him. I feel sorry for him that his normal life is over as you said he pretty much can't go anywhere without all these teenage girls tracking him down.

agree with you all

Well said :)

People need to give the guy some space :)

well, i don't think i would put his girlfriend on my hit list. i would be happy for her :) jealousy is not a good thing =\ anyway other than that i pretty much agree with you. but it's not only him. it's all celebrities. this is just the one we are focusing right now

o rob your so hot...

Please dont misunderstand me i am not saying people would hunt her down and try and kill her but what i am suggesting is that whoever Rob chooses will need to be protected from the spotlight and media screutiny so that they can at least try. Otherwise it will be completely impossible. So in that respect he is completely trapped by Twilight, which is heartbreaking.

Very well said. I wouldn't do that either.

Recap. Rob is a normal homo sapien who happened to get the job to act as the most desired vampire by fan girls.

I think you`re right. I would have gone mad with all that attention. He has to cope with a lot of insane and weird things, poor Rob...

I totally agree with you. I think I can imagine the uproar if he actually dated someone. O.o Horrifying. Fanatic fan girls will go screaming and rioting that day... *shudders* Their dreams just shattered into a million pieces that day...

Yeah really. The only person he could probably get away with dating without causing a teenage earthquake would be Kristen. Anyone else.. they better have good self-esteem and a good bodyguard.

And as for the picture of the woman posing with him and a couple comments I saw in regards to fans smooshing themselves against the actors.. I think it's an invasion of their personal bubble unless the actor initiates it and the fan responds in kind. If I were a celeb, I wouldn't want people assuming they can touch on me. I think it's awesome that they're all so nice to the fans, and it's cool that they're willing to hug you, but that should be up to the actor if they want to offer, otherwise the fan should just stand next to them. Or ask if they can hug them or whatever. Though maybe Rob was cool with this woman doing that, I really don't know.

I love Taylor's sneakers! What a cutie. :}

Yes he is! Heart him for real!

hey, taylor looks hot with short hair. Ummm seriously thinking of going to team jacob but damn rob is hot too. Life is so hard...lol

TEAM JACOB!!! but i do love rob too..

im thinking of buying this shirt! it describes this situation perfectly!

http://www.cafepress.com/epiclove.329774506
(make sure to look at the back)

Luv IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks, i feel better now

good! im glad!

im guessing you have one already?

not yet, i just found it the other day so im still trying to decide whether i want to just buy it or ask for it on my b-day.

Yes life his hard, it's down right unfair, really! Why all these hawt guys in one movie? The choice cannot be made, they all appeal to me! I'll have to bring all my meds to the movies when NM comes out to make it thru.

LOL I just hope that I wont have to go to the bathroom. and that people will shut the hell up while the movie plays, else wise there will be fighting LOL

I was just thinking that... The casting director should definitely get a raise!!!

Yes! Defiantely, it's well deserved! Thank you, from the bottom of my heart to the casting director.

OMG . . . I'm laughing myself out of my chair! Love it . . . mass medication for all the views of NM!

I know, it should be a mandatory requirement, you cannot view without them along with a doctors note clearing you for entry. LOL

Freaking hilarious . . . . a doctor's note . . . .hmmmm . . . . Carlisle can be my doctor anytime! I bet requiring clearance from a doctor would lessen the crowds! LMAO



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Now there's an idea, Carlisle being the doctor.

But we dont want to lessen the crowd, we need to make more money for Eclipse and BD. LOL
We just want to make sure everyone seeing it will be able surview all the hawtness on screen, we dont want any casualties. LOL

True, true! Hadn't thought of it that way. I was just thinking less of the screen to share w/ others! :)

OMG. thats funny. Im going to have to not drink anything for the whole day of so i dont have to go to the bathroom during the movie. and i swear if i get stuck by some dum ass who cant shut up, im going to knock them upside their head and put my foot up their ass. Sorry, just wanted to pre-warn.

Life IS hard. What problems to have, eh? LOL ;}

This is a serous problem, and should not be taken lightly...they are just too hawt, all of them! :)

problems indeed LOL

Life is unfair! period!! :)

First there was that girl from last time who totally had him in head lock, professional wrestle style. It looked like she was trying to nuzzle his head in her bosom haha......and now everyone is gluing themselves to him. It's so funny, and kinda awkward.
But to be fair who knows what was the situation here.

I must say I feel sorry for them, wherever they go they are mobbed.
Just imagine how frustrating it is, you have to plan a simle night out.

Yeah, I know. I always wonder to myself how I would act if I ever met Rob. I know I'd be totally excited, but I think I would try to be as calm as possible so that we doesn't feel intruded upon. Who knows, maybe someday *wishful*

Lol. You're right!

We've gor a 'sticky' situation going on here...

Everyone is trying to glue themselves to Rob.

This is why he didn't go to the gig the other time, lay off girlies LOL

So true! He looks exhausted! I just want to cradle him in my arms and sooth him. :)

I'm trying very hard not to say anything naughty to that LMAO....Its so hard, its like Chandler from friends being stripped off his funny sarcastic wit! LOL

LOL....I know what you're thinking, you dont have to put it in words. LOL

I think I'm going to have to do an Edward and turn into a pillow biter! LMAO

LMAO ladies! I can always count on you all to brighten the day!

It's just too damn hard, I think I'm doing well! Eh apart from a comment on the Fan in counter story, but all addicts fall off the wagon now and again LOL

LMAO . . . . we'll allow you to "slip" every now and then. At least you aren't cursing about how someone looks or saying some of the other things I've read on here.



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LMAO!

You might not say it but oh man can I think it!!!

Yeah, that's what Lainey had said, that he didn't want to take the spotlight away from the actual band. It's pretty sad that he can't even go and enjoy a friend's gig without being mauled.

deedee, the reason he didn't go the last time was because we weren't there!!!! LOL!!! I wish!!!

Yeah I'd just about put money on that being the reason he missed Jackon's other show. I wonder if he regrets signing on to Twilight. He obviously had no idea it would be like this for him.

I agree completely. :) He has said he never expected it and that he doesn't like the attention. We love him but I have a feeling he doesn't love us!

He's terrified and I don't blame him one bit! I definitely would be too - especially after reading some of that weird hate mail that Lainey gets from certain Twilight fans. I'm scared FOR him!!

Exactly! I mean, I like him and all . . . but good grief. Some of these girls go a bit overboard with it.



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LOL sometimes i feel so sorry for him. i would be happy just to be in the same room as him.

Amen to that!!! I would love to buy him a drink!!!

me too....he looks so uncomfortable poor rob he just wants to be able to go out and not have people follow him....by the way guys...

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FOR TWILIGHT TO BE NOMINATED

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Twilight has already gotten my vote.

VOTE TWILIGHT!

I have voted like 10 times a day seriously.....im glade you can vote more than once

you can vote more than once? CRAP!!!!!!!! well i least i have something to do for the rest of the day lol

yea i was surprised too ....i hope everyone else figured it out cuz then twilight should be nominated for everything they can be nominated for

yes the poor man needs some down time where he can just be him without all the crazed fans... :)

True...

Yes he need to go to London there is more quiet

Could've been. It'd be totally understandable if he's getting burnt out with all the fans. It must be exhausting to him.

Yeah, gimme your sneakers, Taylor. Lol. Rob looks downright uncomfortable. :D I wonder what was playing in his mind when the pic was taken...

I know! LOL! you just gotta wonder what was going through his mind when he has an expression like that. So funny. I know he doesn't always like his pic being put up, so maybe that's what he was thinking.

Hmmm... My guess is that his fans are probably terrifying him by now. The fanatics go stalking him.

My imagination gone wild-
Rob: 'GASP' Caannn'ttt bbrreeatthe... Neeeeddd aaiirr... *Lol excuse me once again for my wild imagination...

LOL! That's hilarious! He just may have. Your funny :)

Why thank you. :)

Your welcome :)

She is a way lucky girl! Rob does look a bit uncomfortable, as well as distracted. Maybe somebody made him laugh :P He does look like he was ready to get away though.
Rachelle looks gorgeous as always.

Insanely jealous!
What I wouldn't give to be her right then...
But your right, he does look uncomfortable.
Or distracted...

Nice sneakers Lautner has

They look like some Vans I saw this weekend...hmmm...

He definately looks uncomfortable. And what was with his face?? He looked completely uninterested!! Thank God!!!

you know i remember some where reading or watching an interview... probably reading... that everyone comments on what he is doing or not doing with his face... well facial expresssions... i guess it's true... hahaha

awww lucky fans!!

Rob looks distracted lol man I wish I was her!

and I wish I was whoever distracted him ;)

Sorry, but that would be ME!!! LOL

fine. I'd probably be busy with Kellan & the naughty books at that time anyway! ROTFL

LMAO.
I'm sure you'll be busy. LOL

What did I tell you about fending off other fan girls! LMAO . . . looks like you are holding your own though.

That's right! I'm willing to fight for him. LOL

LOL!! The ones he hasn't seen right??

that's right! :D the ones he hasn't seen but I bet he'd like to... with me! LOL

I'd like to distract him.....

He was distracted. He was wishing I was there. LOL

LMAO. Sure he was lol

LOL. That's what I believe and I'm sticking to it. LMAO

LOL Ok ill let you win this time

Hehehehe. Got 'em, he's all mine!! LOL

LOL your cracking me up.

LUCKY LUCKY GIRL!!

Tempting. :D

so many lucky fans get pictures... maybe i should travel to italy... hahaha

Her hair? Lol. Maybe. I think it's the way she leans on him. Too close for comfort. :P

personal space... i'm a big fan of it!

hahaha me too...
but Rob can come into my personal space whenever he wants...! lol XD

LOL! No kidding! Can you say SWOOON!

SWOOON! Lol. But for now, I don't think Rob wants to come into anyone else's personal space. He doesn't even has his own personal space!

No doubt about that. He probably does need some personal time right now. Who doesn't with all that chaos. He's even admitted that he doesn't know how to relax, but I bet he needs to.

yes I saw that interview we can teach him some relax techniques i have a couple on my head already lol

LOL! I bet you do!

Haha. :D But then again I totally envy the girl. Luck is on her side. I wonder what is on Rob's mind?
My imagination of Rob's mind: OH NO! SCARY HAIR. Lol. Excuse my lame joke.

I was thinking about it too, I live in Europe, so maybe.. lol.

oh you are soooo lucky!!

Lucky you! You just may get your wish sometime. I'd love to visit Europe.

Yeah i also live in Europe, but it's still about 1600 km. away... so I don't know if I can :'D but just the idea...... however, i ám going to london next week, maybe i'll spot them over there o________o :D

OMG. You´re the first Dutch girl I see on here!! And you have the same name xD.

yeah, I live about 1200 km <or something like this> away.. but I'm trying to go there, if not during the filming NM, maybe one day to Volterra, just for holidays ;>
London is also a cool idea.:D

I now, i live in England and i am trying to conjure up some excuse to go up their for the weekend when rob is there! I wish he was going to be there on May 15th!

Though i dont know what i would say to hime if i met him, i would be too embarrased to look like some crazy fan-girl who was stalking him...(which i knid of would be!)

lol, may 15th is my birthday :'D but YEAH i think im really gonna embarasse myself :'D but i would HATE myself if i wóuldn't meet him - when he's sooo nearby.. its just a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Well, for me at least. Cuz i dont think he is ever gonna come over here in Holland :'D

Oh, I envy you! London would probably indeed be the place other than the movie sets to spot Rob. Best of luck to you. I hope you get to see him.

rob looks uncomfortable. lol

hmm to me he looks more like he saw his reflection & became totally absorbed with admiring his own beauty ;D
(caption: "damn I'm hot!") ... and no one would dare to disagree! LOL

LMAO

i absolutely would not dare LOL

Or ...

My imagination gone wild-

Rob: *Sniff* Urgh. This girl needs a hair wash... I NNEEEDD AIRRR! AIIRRR! Lol. *i meant no offense. excuse me for my wild imagination. blame spongebob.*

LMAO!!!

Correction. Terrified. :D

maybe he was afraid of her hair... hahaha

LOL!

LOL. maybe she smelled bad.

LMAO...you are probably more right than you think. LOL

what happened to my comment? what is edited by a moderator

I have no idea. What did you say?? I cannot remember.

However, if it was not "PG-13" so to speak, it will get edited or removed. NMM.org wants us to be mindful of the younger fans as well.

it just said she might smell bad. how is that bad? someone was on her talking about their tits and that stays.

It was me! Sorry . . . truly didn't mean to EDIT you. Was jacking around on my phone to post a post to it (cause it's freaking hilarious after all of the Rob talk) and ended up erasing and couldn't get it back. GAH! I hate my flippin blackberry! I'm at my computer now and fixed it. Sorry :(

its okay...sryy if i cross the line with some words. i forget about minors.

That comment was actually really funny! I intended to say something funny in response but my phone isn't cooperating!

I don't think NMM or the mods mind the verbage so much, as long as it's in a content that isn't derogatory or too terribly insulting (keeping in mind that there are younger people who post on here)! :)

how did you get to my comment? Its okay. I was fricking out. I was asking everyone because i saw it as a joke but thanks for telling me!!

I'm a mod and went into the wrong screen on my phone. Sorry again!

Personally, I dont see anything wrong with that comment. There has been post about Rob smelling, so thats nothing. Maybe it was done by mistake. You could also ask NMM.org directly to be sure.

Well, I hate to be mean, but I don't like her hair and I doubt he does too!

LOL. Well from the looks of his face, he doesnt like something, it might be the hair. LOL

I like your comment..... :)

Thanks

that was my other thought... hahahaha... personal space is what i thought... this is mine and this *pointing way over there* is your's... hahaha

but really... wouldn't any picture with Rob be worth it! :)

Lmao, that looks exactly like what he's probably thinking. You can tell that that smile isn't genuine at all. He's more or less, probably thinking to himself. "NTS - maybe if i DID smell bad, this wouldn't be happening!"
He looks like he's going to mad dash to the door to get out of there ASAP, as soon as the picture gets taken.
" Where's the door, where's the door, where's the door!? "
Poor guy.

Haha, I'd be uncomfortable too if some girl was laying her body on me...