i agree that these chicks should be chasing after Rob, not just sitting there. i also think that they look like twilight mums. no offense. i also think that Kristen should chose Rob over Michael. he is just sooooooooooooo handsome and dreamy and handsome and dreamy...sorry, i sometimes get a bit carried away. where was i? oh, right, i remember. Rob is so nice and funny too. plus his muscles. *drool* eww, i got it on my shirt. yuk. i also hate, absolutely hate how most of them smoke. it's gross and one day when they are like the biggest stars in the world(even bigger than they are now)(also how would that happen because they would have yukky teeth and all that) they are gunna die. u probably think i'm overreacting, but, ah well. i'm just trying to make a piont.

TwiLite

By Steve Jenner


PREFACE


I’M QUITE CERTAIN that I am going to die today. If I were a betting man, I’d let it all ride on red—blood red—that I’ll get ripped limb from limb in just a few minutes.
But let’s face it—I’ve been dying a slow death living in this godforsaken hellhole of a town these past several months. I gave up Phoenix with its eternal sunshine, palm trees, and strip malls for this? Do I have regrets? Hell, yeah!
For a brief shining moment, I have to stop and think of how my life has changed by coming to Sporks. How my hopes and dreams have been fulfilled beyond anything I could possibly have imagined. How, you ask? Well, I just saved a bunch of money on my truck insurance by switching to Geico. I kid, I kid.
Back to what’s happening here. Standing before me is a
particularly disturbing guy with long, pointy fangs who invited me over
for lunch, and I’m the main course. I sure hope he fills up on
appetizers.



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By Steve Jenner


PREFACE


I’M QUITE CERTAIN that I am going to die today. If I were a betting man, I’d let it all ride on red—blood red—that I’ll get ripped limb from limb in just a few minutes.
But let’s face it—I’ve been dying a slow death living in this godforsaken hellhole of a town these past several months. I gave up Phoenix with its eternal sunshine, palm trees, and strip malls for this? Do I have regrets? Hell, yeah!
For a brief shining moment, I have to stop and think of how my life has changed by coming to Sporks. How my hopes and dreams have been fulfilled beyond anything I could possibly have imagined. How, you ask? Well, I just saved a bunch of money on my truck insurance by switching to Geico. I kid, I kid.
Back to what’s happening here. Standing before me is a
particularly disturbing guy with long, pointy fangs who invited me over
for lunch, and I’m the main course. I sure hope he fills up on
appetizers.




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wow.. those signs are like hanging out at the water cooler drinking all the water waiting for the hot office guy to change out the jug and then you have to pee so when you leave to pee he comes and changes it while your gone...
you know in my mind that sounded funnier then in words lol...
but hey it makes sense rofl...

When is the REAL newmoon tailer coming out??

And plus how can you judeg someone like Vanessa Hudgens if they want to branch out then let them (All the power to them to be quite honest) I mean we all make mistakes as long as whoever they pick does their best to make it a convincing preformance I am fine with it............................

Plus Leah is suppose to be a whiney and appear like she is all that but really she is nice and stuff so if Vaness can cry when needed and be all sweet twoards taylor on screen then everything is all good

You guys aren't very nice to Disney girls everyone has their place were they satrt out and if you were in their spot why woudl you want to be criticized and plus Disney is good especially all the cartoons you guys need to STFU just because a lot of tehse girls are considered trashy doesn't mean you need to treat them that way they still need respect and I for one wouldn't mind VH as Leah cause I kinda picture her liek taht anyways plus anyone too native looking would be a stretch for the saga liek Taylor isn't completely native just cause he is 1/3 they only kept him cause he slls with you little girls/old chicks..........................

What does the 'NO _____ ______ in Eclipse' say?

And is anyone else getting some wierd Q&A page on the right hand?

if you look ^^^^ it explains the name thing

And i have that wierd Q&A box on mine too, but when i click on it it comes up saying 404 error.

Anyone else?

I think there is a difference between Disney Pictures and Disney Channel. I agree onces upon a time, Disney had talented people and they still do, Lucas Grabeel who played Ryan started along Sean Penn in MILK. They do ignore the talented onces for their walking merchandise, but we all have to start some where. I remember the beef Rob got when he was cast as Edward. They kept calling him "The Harry Potter kid" same with Taylor, until the movie premiered they called him "Sharkboy". I think we can allow someone to prove themselves, Jackson also worked for Disney both Justin Chon aka Eric and Christian Serrato aka Angela onces worked for Nickoldean.

I think it is best to start small and raise to the top.

That does not mean I want VH anywhere near the Twilight World.

IM WITH YOU!!! VH as leah YUCK!
I think Eliza Dushku would be the perfect Leah.
You know the girl that played Faith in Buffy or the show Tru Calling or the movie wrong turn. SHES THE ULTIMATE LEAH! hehe

I like that Michael sign too. The man has to swallow a lot these days. I mean with all the photos of Rob and Kristen big reunion/kiss scene, you have to be really tough or not be jealous at all... but I mean come on... I think that Rob can make jealous any man:))

i just can NOT belive that the ffilming for new moon is NOW finished! r any of u lot watching the sneak peak on the MTV movie awards? TWILIGHT is up 4 nine awards! including best kiss! yeah...well it has my vote LOL
OTD SUFFERER!
obsessive twilight dissorder!
team rob...just done a drawing of u!
p.s u italy "FANS" must be fakers....I would NOT be sitting around like that/.......i bet the director HIRED those fans! LOL
(no effence..just joking:) )

Newmoon is DONE?? No way!!

"No Noemi in Eclipse"

LOL! and i agree with her...

That Michael sign is funny, but I don't get the point.
And that woman at the end with "I'm you're true blood Rob" looks like she's in her fifties xD

Woman of all ages love Twilight!

Oh there's no doubt about that. Of course they do, and I'm glad because I'm a little sick of everyone thinking that only teens like Twlight.
But it was just so funny to me because she has that sign. xD

ok, so Noemi Letizia is a person?! and she is a really hot italian model...
but in Eclipse the only new rolls with any importance are Riley and Bree correct?

and Seth and Leah.

Why are these ladies sitting on a wall wasting their time? It looks like the effort they put into the little protest are the posters. They could have been doing something better like taking care of their families or something other than setting on the wall? What's up with the Mike board too? This guy is in LA getting his liplock on with a new girl and he's being dragged into their wothless protest. WHAT A JOKE! I hope they don't think that their little prostest is going to stop the Twilight Sage Movies. If they do, they need to think twice and get a grip. It's all about the money. Read ClaireDeLune08, twetts about Mike in LA. By the way R and K are dating.

Huh.

The whole picture's kinda sad.

The one on the right looks like she just got herself off in the nearest alley.

You chicks crack me up no lie................ and I am a poor dude on here LOLing................ o.0

ome!!! a unicorn ^^^^^ LOOK

I want to fall in love with a unicorn :(
my bf is jealous of Twilight lol

awww...welcome poor dude. glad to have u. *puts arm around poor dude*

About the no disney people on the movie..
well i DONT want Vannessa in it at all..
BUT you cant stereotype EVERYONE in Disney.
Taylor Lautner was in Disney "Sharkboy & Lavagirl"
so there might be excepcions :D
although i would totally protest about
Miley, Demi, Vannessa..
but also Lucy Hale sounded like a good option at a point..
of course not as Alice as she originally wanted..

who the fudge is noemi letizia?

she's an Italian 18-year-old model who is supposed to have an affair with the Italian prime minister LoL

(well to be honest i am not sure whether she's a model - she's just...someone :P)

love the pic :D

WHAT THE *** IT'S THAT .·%%%DRFDN GIRL DOING WITH A SIGN ABOUT MICHAEL ANGARANO?


PLEASE, I MEAN, COME ON.. DID YOU GET THERE JUST TO WRITE THAT?

MAYBE SHE SHOULD GO TO HIS APARTMENT AND LEAVE HIM A MESSAGE, CUZ MAYBE HE'S BEEN DOING NOTHINNNNNGG


JUST GET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE, BUT THAT'S IT, MAYBE THAT GIRL WOULD GAVE HIM SOME REASON TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT..


USH I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS..


I'M GOING TO MC DONALDS BUT I WANT TO EAT FRIED FIISHH.. -.-


DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH..

THOSE GIRLS ABSOLUTELY DOESN'T KNOW HOW MANY GIRLS WISH THEY COULD BE THERE, PURSUITING ROB & KRISTEN AND THEY'RE ALL THINKING BOUT' ANTS & FLIES...



USHH..


FROM VENEZUELA, VERY UPSET

I'M OUT!

Maria Fernanda Rangel

"""THEY'RE ALL THINKING BOUT' ANTS & FLIES"""

hahahaha I lol'd so bad at that!!

Thank you Maria!!

Um some of those signs don't makes sense...and why don't those girls look the least bit excited???!

for real, i was only skimming through and didnt read the title and i swear i thought they were protesters!!! lol!!!

LOL... what are those girls doing just sitting there? My Edward... ROB's in ITALY and they're there just sitting? OK, they are lucky enough to be there.... OME if I was there... I wouldn't waste time sitting... hehe.... but the signs are kinda, sorta funny ;-)

I dont think Kellan "lied" I think Summit said no to them going.

Ah, I see, Rob and Kristen did have a very busy shooting Schedule. No time to party.We didn't see much of Ashley filming wise I mean. I hope they show Alice & Bella's friendship more than they did in Twilight.

Did Nikki and Kellan ever make it to Italy ? I didn't see any pics. Kellan was supposed to stay with Rob and Nikki with Kristen. Has anyone heard about them being there?

no they didn't make it to Italy,not the first time Kellan lied. he's an actor,they all do it I guess.

I think he really planned to go, but I guess plans changed. It was really a circus in Italy, maybe both Nikki and Kellan didn't wan't to bother them and they realised that the cast will have to have every spare time to prepare before the filming.
I'm glad they didn't go, at least we were free from all the rumours and all reports were about the actual filming! That's why I enjoyed it so much :)

Um, I know I am not too old to understand that yes, Rob looks like a model, and I prefer his accent (not his english) but all this gushing and awwing and luv u's rob stuff is sooo over the top.

I enjoyed the movie but i feel about it the same way I feel about the Harry Potter Movies.. It should have been A. Longer B. Have more scenes from the book C. Should have been animated cause they can act but never so close that it wouldnt have been better in animation!!

I just hope the NEW MOON MOVIE has more detail and less "director" - actual stuff from book = boring movie .. enough said..

Please respond.. I love rebuffing people

Angela,

You said that Twilight should have, "[had] more scenes from the book", yet you end your post with opining that (including more) actual stuff from book equals a boring movie.... Can you explain?

Angela, I suppose everyone is titled to their own opinion. I guess this site is exactly for us fans that want to awww and gush over Rob and the rest of the cast. I think it's mostly because we aren't lucky enough to express our awe to them in person. I honestly don't think any of us are the psycho types that would try to scare any of the cast with screaming... it would just totally be an honour for any of us to meet one of them.

I think that us fans are very passionate about these books and most of us feel a sort of connection with the story or at least a hope that true love exists. I think that we all wish the movie could have been longer and have more scenes from the book but as they were working on a tight budget for the movie, and there was a possibility of the movie not being a success at all, I think that's maybe why it wasn't better.

I enjoyed the cast that was picked for this Saga and like I said, everyone has their own opinions, so people's taste will differ and I don't think they could please every single fan of the book with their perfect "Edward" or "Bella"... that would be quite difficult. But the fans that didn't enjoy the cast learn to adapt and enjoy the cast in the end becos, after all, they are passionate about the story.

Don't worry, I'm sure New Moon will be a huge improvement and success as they have a bigger budget, AND they learned from the previous mistakes in Twilight!
Have faith!

Hey Avital, Don't fall for it the grey faces only post these things to ruffle feathers or fur as it pertains to this site....She doesn't have to love Rob there are pleny of us who are more than willing to take those duties on....And if she feels that way after seeing shirtless ROb photos then there is no hope for the poor creature....Just walk away love....just walk away....:)

I absolutely think that the MA sign is made on purpose AS to A JOKE. Lol not going to lie but it was halarious.

that woman with the michael sign is crazy,how could that loser be anyone's hero? lol

Well Kristen didn't think he was a loser over thae last few years...so he must have some redeeming qualities!
give the guy a break - its not his fault his girlfriend/ex girlfriend is being paid to kiss one of the hottest guys in the movie world!

"how could that loser be anyone's hero?"

Probably because he keeps Kristen away from Robert???

I think she is calling him a hero because he is Kristins boyfriend so she couldnt date Rob because she is with him

Yeah, like what has he done to be qualified or to be so-called a "HERO". Hello?!!? Get outta here you 8kkkxlsllflslahhajsjdjak *mad at woman with Michael Arangano sign*

lol she must be insane to not love Robsten

Ok again I don't understand!!!.....If your in Italy, and Rob is in Italy....What the hell are you doing sitting on a walll with a sign and smoking!?!?!?!??.........My god!!!....These fans look like rejects from a deadhead concert (crap!!! dated myself again)........Jeez does no one in Italy know how to properly stalk an entertainer!!!

At least smoke outside Rob's hotel and see if he bums one off you.....

we need to organized meeting:
everyday 24/7: twiaholic meetings
mondays and wednesdays: teach how to stalk a celebrity(espec. a member of the twilight cast)
everyday 24/7: teach rob the kisses and "other things" scenes so he could be prepare for bd

Lol. YOU ARE SOOO RIGHT!! What the heck are they doing??? Shouldn't they be chasing Rob???? ROFL!!!

LOLLLL.

These fans need to get around more. Rob's not going to come to you. You have to go to Rob. Understand?

bookobsessed... you have a great sense of humour! ROFL! I totally agree with you! It's so sad that us NNM fans are not there to show what REAL fans should be doing... *sighs* oh how I wish we could be there...

LMAO!! tell me about it!

In Vancouver, TEENAGER GIRLS stayed up sooo late just to say hi to them knowing they had school that day...

they should be ashame...

SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE IN ITALY

YAH ONLY US AMERICANS KNOW HOW TO STALK A FAMOUS PERSON RIGHT!!!
LOL!!! XD

GOT THAT RIGHT!! :D lol

we are bunch of STALKERS! lol OBSESSIVE STALKERS

Hey Leydy, Have't seen you in awhile. *muhwah*

awww

*blowing kisses to bookobsessed**

oh talking about havent seen... lol im reading Dark Side of the Moon, Edward's POV of New Moon && i very simple poster wanna see it?? lol

His HEAVEN

http://i39.tinypic.com/1sjy2f.jpg

&& yes i did made his eyes black, the way they SHOULD BE!! lol

*squeals* this is a good one. Love it.....Dark Side of the Moon? Is that the one with the cookies and unicorns? Am I missing a fanbook?...please share...

noo, the cookies/unicors are from WA,

you havent read it?? send me an email leydylaura@gmail.com && ill forward you the link

i also found this other good story... very good, i promoted it yesterday, i got TONS of email requesting it. & replies about oh I CANT STOP READING IT... lol ill forward you that one too

but Dark Side of the Moon is a version of Edward point of view of New Moon.... like Midnight Sun being his view of Twilight... && yes it is written by a fan, but its good !

i got another one, its a continuation of the Twilight Saga, also a good one, JACOB is FINALLY HAPPY! well almost happy lol... of course with Renesmee but it has a twist.. very good !! lol

leydylaura, i sent you an email as ralie_rosalie@twilighters.org. i hope you send me those books to me, too. i'll grateful forever :)))

sent!

please send them to me! my email is mmkashley@gmail.com!

sent

Thank you sooooo much!!!!

eternally grateful ;)

I don't know how i haven't heard about those fanmade books! But now that i know i have to read them...

I can't find them anywhere. Can you please send me the links?

I've sent you an email as mafalda.martins.barbosa@gmail.com

check your email.... sent :D enjoy!

Done thank you. *big hug*.

the Dark Side of Moon is KILLING ME GOSH IM SUCH A BABY

:D

hope you are enjoying the stories :D

*blowing kisses & giving a big hug to bookobsessed*

Thanks Leydy, I feel soooo loved.

I guess it's nice that they're being respectful of the actors and all..... but I do like seeing some extra pics of the actors in full costume and make up, like those pics we saw right before the bday scene.

your comment made me laugh so hard!!

They are complete amateurs!!!!

True NMM coven girls would have tracked down the vamps and be sitting in a hot tub with them discussing the books.....or other things....*wink*....signs?!?!?...*roles eyes*.... I wouldn't waste Rob's time with a sign...

I would love to give KRISTEN some ideas TO HOW TO BE kiss EDWARD LIKE THE BOOK AS DESCRIBED AND REALLY I DO NOT mind ME IF THAT TOOK ME a whole day

You are sooooo right!! We would definitely be hanging in the hot tub....Or preferably the "other things" part. *wink**wink* Not sure if I would be discussing the books with Rob though. Maybe eventually after other things I would get to that, but not the first thing that would cross my mind if I was in a hot tub with Rob...lmao

Discussing the books with Rob?, I would prefer practice some things with Rob about the book, like the honey moon for example = )

i love that comment thats awsome. me to

I was actually thinking about b@d@ass Edward book but to each her own....LOL...I was thinking I wouldn't mind the valentine's day presents...*blush*....Now the mind filter is really off....

Oh yeah practicing the honey moon scene with him. And the night that she wakes up from her transformation and they "break in" their cottage. It would of course be of great help to Rob. He needs to practice ALOT to get these scenes just right.

lol! what i would do to see robs reaction after reading all these comments! could u just imagine it!?!omg i can just picture his face! priceless!!!! someones got to show him this website!

I'm sure he already knows....;)

Maybe thats the reason why he doesn't like to go out too much

lol....He would be Flattered, confused, scared, turned on, laughing his @ss off, scared again....

Ahahaha. I'll lead the practice!

Yea sure!!, we only want to help him to practice for the movies, sure, we are a very good helpers, SURE!!!! = D

YAH id TOTALLY be the backup Bella!!! (EVEN THO I LOOK N=nothing LIKE HER!!! ID be the stunt double and practice all of those dangerous kissing scenes*winkwink* with him over and over and over....)
LOL! XD

Yea, totally agree, all of us just want to help, just want to be sure that Rob learn very well those scenes, we just want to cooperate, (yea right) : ) and avoid that Kristen suffer an injury of course.

and made him gain good critics, that ppl who see those parts would say that he did an amazing job(where he learn them), the funny part is that the movie would be pg-13.* but shhhh he doesn't have to know*

the Michael sign is hilarious :D

Oh msChicklet that's the online "rumor" some people even have KS and RP engaged.

That would totally ROCK Robsten's fans world .. lol...

It's a rumor that KS and MA have broken up? I guess tabloids have run out of material.....

The other pic are beautiful.

What is it with these crazies with the signs....have they ABSOLUTELY nothing to do but carry crayon signs that says kid stuff stupid?

Don't guys get how silly this is? At least they got a pic out of it.

What's with the Michael poster? Isn't Kristen and him broken up?? I don't understand...

Where did you hear they broke up? They've been together for like 2 years..... they're still happy last time I checked.

Kristen, IMDB profile says that she is not w/ Michael...but her new boyfriend is Rob.

aww, how we wished that would happen. :P

but it's not true. why would michael be in the set if kristen broke up with her already? haha, i hope so, though. :))

it also says in Nikki Reed's bio that she's dating Angarano lmao

I saw pictures of Nikki and Michael having lunch together but I think their just friends... I also

read that Catherine wanted to cast Michael for the Mike Newton role... Can you imagine that...

Bella picking Edward instead of Mike Newton... Real life drama there.... LOL!!!!

IMDB can be edited by anyone, even fans. It's not maintained by the actor or their management, etc. Ditto w/ Wikipedia

I read he asked her to marry him and she said she wasn't ready to get married.. That's why we haven't

seen them together in a very long time. They were together for 3 years. Here's the story..

http://www.celebrity-mania.com/news/view/000087...

3 years is a long time. I doubt they broke up.

yeah me too,
well even if he asked her to marry him - isn't she a bit young for that?? i'm not surprised she said she wasn't ready...

Yeah.. who knows..

Well if I were Kristen I would do them both. Rob whenever he's around and Michael for when Rob travels...*damn brain filter is off again....need to find that switch*

Forget that!! No Michael for me. I would be traveling right along side of Rob taking on the paparazzi and crazy @ss screaming fans that get all up in his face so he can barely move.. lmao

Are you kidding me Michael over Rob... Heck no!!! Sorry Michael but you don't

come close to Rob....Rob is my life now.. LOL!!!

*Smacks forehead* That's not what I meant at all!!! I would neve take Michael over Rob....OMG... I was just saying since she's got them both anyway....

You know if you can't order the steak you settle for pizza for one evening........and imagine the steak....

OK now I have my foot in my mouth.

lol... I was just copying your motion. You smacked yourself so I was just helping you out. :)

*smacks bookobsessed*
Just leave your foot in your mouth. You can take it out when you realize the steak is all there is...lmao

No way!! He is?? Rob is my life now too!! lol
No one comes close to Rob at all. The world should revolve around all that is Pattinson!!

You know you can be really cranky after fighting with Leydy over Rob....There is no need for smacking little books side the head for a small foot in the mouth episode....*pout* You should be ashamed of yourself...I'm so damn defenseless here......

hehehehehe silly ppl........
hahahaha i would do the same if i was that close to the set

donde estaban? me quede esperando anoche...

hay deberas, perdon pero yo ya tenia muchisisisisismo sueño....... esta semana ha sido muy larga......
y bueno ke pensaste del nevo trailer........
por mi parte estoy facinadisima con el......... estuvo genial me encanto...... aunke nada mas fueron 15 segundos

esos 15 segundos nos tienen a todas muriendonos de ansiedad, estaba pensando si es la parte en donde ella narra que ese beso le recordo al que le dio cuando ella se va con Alice y Jasper, cuando Edward penso que no la veria mas, como sea, este o no en lo correcto YA NO AGUANTOOOOOOOO

si asi estoy yo.......
y si..... estas en lo correcto.....
ese beso es cuando bella dice..... ya loke tu dijiste anteriormente...... ahhhhhh en ese pokito tiempo pude distinguir la tristesa en los ojos de Eddie...... pobresito...... culpandose de esa manera

con gusto lo puedo consolar, y le puedo enseñar que un clavo saca otro clavo ; ) no crees?

jijijijiji sii......... bueno hay nos vidrios.....
ahora si te aviso.........
me tengo ke ir....
chau

Que sueñes con un angelito que tu ya sabes

jajaja claro ke si...... con gusto........
y ahora si.......... ADIOS.......
hasta mañana, rosy
:p:p:p

I'm wondering what the italian part with Eclipse in it says.... No......Eclipse?

Noemi Letizia is an 18 year old actress/model/dancer from Italy who is or was having an affair with a very-much-older Italian politician. But supposedly the affair started when she was a minor therefore the politician should be in jail....

but these fans don't want the 18 year old to be in Eclipse because she is a "homewrecker" etc.

That's what they're saying in that sign. They do want Eclipse. They just don't want HER to be in Eclipse.

I don't see why she would be in Eclipse anyways...

hmm....me too!

Thanks so much mschicklet! I had no idea who that was LOL

no offence, but i really don't get it....
o.O

Why is Michael her hero?????
Can somebody please explain this to me, hah!
I mean, yeah him and Kristen are adorable ^___^ but I'd much prefer Rob to be my hero ;)

i know rightt. same here. ahah

It could mean that because of Mike, Kristen isn't single, therefore Rob IS single.

As long as Rob stays single, I'm happy. x)
That's sounds so selfish...

Am I the only one that wants to see pictures of every girl Robs ever dated? I want to KNOW what his "type" is. And how come we havent had any exes come forward with juicy tales???

very,and immature too,him being lonely and unhappy makes you happy,great

IF he is single it doesn't mean he's unhappy

Chillax babe

he'll eventually want a gf,maybe even now,no one wants to stay single for long, so then all those obsessed fangirls will have to just accept it. I for one would love him to be in a relationship. that said I wonder who's the girl/s he's screwing now,cause there surely has to be someone,a fling of some sort,a friend with benefits,whatever, guys can't go without it for long can they now? KStew maybe? hehe dunno but it'd be sad if he wasn't getting some,such a waste that'd be.

Quite
i dont believe for two seconds that he's alone...whether he has a g/f or
not....who cares ...as long as he plays Edward really well and we'll all be
happy!

Dude, he's not lonely or unhappy.
Rob himself has stated that he isn't willing to be in a relationship right now. And that he'd rather spend his time at a bar with friends than hanging out with a girlfriend.
He's not unhappy.
Yes, unhappy that he's been chased around by fangirls, but not unhappy that he's single. If he was, he'd probably have stated it because we all know that Rob is pretty honest with those kinds of things.

It was a joke anyways. I think you took it too serioulsy. Lighten up.

Haha! I laughed at the "Stephanie Meyer: Next Mormon Prophet"
It's only funny because I'm mormon and all I'm thinking is, "good luck with that." x)

I also loved the "Michael Angarano is my hero"
I love that guy. And I love him and Kristen together. x)

I was just lol when I read about Stephenie being the next Mormon Prophet. How would you respond to that? *eyes so wide*

hahahah...Im a mormon too thats why I laughed so hard when I saw that..

MA is my Hero! OMG PLEASE! get a life people LMAO

Please translate someone! LOL

this is kinda creepy

MTE
I don't think I'd ever do something like this. It's just weird.

they're really funny in weir way thou

Ill take 5th....haha

what the heck.
are those signs against twilight or for it? to me it looks against but i don't know the translation.

One sign says Free Hugs for Kristen so I think they are for Twilight!

Plus, what translations? The only Italian words are a name. =)

(the name of a 18 year old in the news right now for possibly having an affair with a very old Italian politician)

actually it's their prime-minister LoL

That sign with the 18 yr old girl's name is just weird to me! Its like one of those games of which one of these doesn't belong! :)

She's an actress and model from what I read, so I guess they assumed she'd audition for a role in the sequels.... and they don't want that.

Haha yea I was Googling her name to figure it out! I still think its random... well compared to the other signs!

Well they do still need some newborns to kill off huh? OMG the cast is going to be ridiculous in BD!

I still don't agree w/ Rosenberg about Channing Tatum as Riley. He's a good actor but not at all how I pictured Riley.

Channing would be a better Garrett... don't you think?? but not Riley...

I imagined someone older for Garrett though...I don't know, I guess thats why I am not a casting director! haha!

I've been happy w/ all the Twilight series casting so far, so I guess we just have to have "faith" in Summit that they know what they're doing.... And if they screw up....daggers!! :)

Yea possibly. I just hope Melissa Rosenberg doesn't have any control over casting bc I just don't think Channing is a good choice for Riley.... Although, out of the whole series, the person I"m most interested in seeing is who they get for Seth!

Yeah... I was thinking the same thing... Who could be Seth? He's gotta

be young looking like Jacob in Twilight.

Yea young and innocent looking... I want to know who Leah will be! and Kate and Irina...

yeah totally. recast him. comee onn summit! please!

He's cute though! I imagined someone kinda like James' build for Riley I guess...

I can't wait who they pick for Seth and Leah... that's going to be interesting...

I picked Garrett for Channing because I heard he was suppose to be Riley and

he is no Riley LOL!!! Who knows that's a tough call....

Yea but Channing Tatum is much more buff than Cam. I'd love someone like Cam for Riley but obviously Cam is already used up for the Twilight series ;)

oh hahaah. i read them so quickly that they didn't look english to me. hahahah. sorry

TALKING TO MOM at the RIGHT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM HIS TRUE BLOOD!!

BACK OFF!!!

I am his drug of choice...I am his own personal brand of heroin....lmao!!!!

OKAY, you can be EDWARD's drug of choice, his brand of heroin....

but ROB IS MINE!!! ONLY MINE

:D

Nooooo.... I in no way meant that about Edward... I was talking Rob. All Rob.
ROB IS MINE!! :D

OH DONT MAKE ME START A WAR WITH YOU!!

YOU WILL SURELY LOOSE!! LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS FOUGHT WITH ME!! lol

ROB IS MINE !! MINE!!! Im HIS GIRL! ALL HIS, HE IS ALL MINE !!! && I DONT SHARE!!

lmao

Bring on the war!!!!
I will fight to the death "of course not my death" for my man!!
ROB IS SOOO ALL MINE!!!! Mine Mine Mine!!!!
Ok that's it. Enough said. Nothing left to say. No negotiating. I will not budge.
End of story. Oh yeah and did I say ROB IS MINE!!

lmao

** FURIOUS **

LOOK & PAY CLOSE ATTENTION, I WILL NOT REPEAT MYSELF TO YOU...

you can fight with me, but i have nothing to worry, because i know he belongs to me.... HE IS MINE, LEYDY's PROPERTY!! no one else....

we are perfect for each other! PERFECT & NO ONE can break our PERFECTION!!

HIS BODY BELONGS TO ME, HIS KISSES, THOSE SEXY HANDS, THOSE DREAMY EYES... ALLL MINE!!!

&& i can go on and on... but its inappropriate to mention the rest of his body that belongs to ME!!! && ONLY TO MEE!!!

NOW BACK OFF!!!!

lmao

Oh sure you could go on and on, but it wouldn't change the fact that he and I both know we belong to each other.

lol

lol

ME ??? MAD??

why would I be???

i told you.... I DONT NEED TO WORRY, he is MINE....

If i was YOU, i wouldnt DARE to do such thing. to ME.. ROBERT is VERY PROTECTIVE OF MEEE... VERY, like I said HE LOVES ME ")

HE IS ALL MINE, I AM ALL HIS

THE END

HA! you think Effing will lend you her taser and some duct tape to do such thing to ME???

ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS??? IM HER FAV PERSON IN THIS SITE :)~

HA! NEXT.....

dont you get it?? PEOPLE LOVEE MEEE, JUST LIKE ROBERT LOVES ME, & NO ONE ELSE... JUST ME

I'm HIS LADY, JUST LIKE MY NAME LEYDY

ROBERT'S LEYDY

:D

*scrunches up nose and eyebrows* I will get my own taser and duct tape them.
*crosses arms across chest* hmph
Not giving up.

you aren't seriously getting mad right?
just wanna check cause some people would be.

**slap Robaholic**

**shaking her shoulder **

STOP LUSTING MY MAN, HE IS MINE, HIS LOVE BELONGS TO ME!!

Damn my avatar is sexy. I wish they were bigger so I could see your sexy avatar better.....I am like totally in awe of these avatars right now. lol I think I may have been dazzled.

All right where the heck is Effing?? I need to borrow her taser and some duct tape.

**throws huge bucket of ice water on leydylaura**
Snap out of it woman. You are delusional...... mine....

WHY ARE YOU CALLING MY MAN FUNNY???

*slaping Robaholic*
HOW DARE YOU!?!!!!

i can fix his color tone, im a perfectionist, like i said WE ARE PERFECT .. but i KNOW he looks HOT/SEXY in any form of tone

no need to change him, HE IS HOT & MINE

DONT MAKE ME SLAP YOU AGAIN!!!
DONT YOU EVER CALL HIM FUNNY!! you can only call him funny ONLY when he makes jokes !

I wasn't calling him funny. **Slaps leydylaura back**

I thought it was funny that I was thinking about that and looking back and forth from your avatar to mine *while drooling*and seeing the difference.

I would never try to change my man. He is perfect just the way he is and always will be.

**yawn**

you are boring me...

ROBERT PATTINSON IS ALLL BUT ALLLLLLL MINE!!

CASE CLOSE!

lol

ME ??? MAD??

why would I be???

i told you.... I DONT NEED TO WORRY, he is MINE....

If i was YOU, i wouldnt DARE to do such thing. to ME.. ROBERT is VERY PROTECTIVE OF MEEE... VERY, like I said HE LOVES ME ")

HE IS ALL MINE, I AM ALL HIS

THE END

Random thing I thought was funny. Look at the difference in the skin tone of our avatars...lmao
Even though I know he has make up on in yours to make him paler I still found it kinda funny.

lmao....I couldn't resist.

MINE!!

LOL

Out come the claws now.

LOL !!! >.<

omg someone that finds my sense of humor... unlike someone, which im not going to say no s.n. DAMN always telling me wtf is wrong w/ me... lol i dont think she likes me...

DONT CARE!!

ROB IS MINE!!

0:D

hahaahawwww3rdor4th:Dx

2ND!

Nice sign, but a bit odd.

they forgot one

"NO DISNEY CHARACTERS FOR ECLIPSE" **cough - Vanessa Hudges**

*praying*

pleaseee God, dont let them ruin the Saga with bunch of Kidos

lol or "I'm your spider monkey Rob"

Hey I will be Robs Spider Monkey anyday!!

I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh please ditch Vanessa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

I hope God listens to that prayer!

pretty please God!

lol

We'll try to be good girls.

I second that. Dakota is a rare exception that I'm okay with.

Vanessa Hudgens is quite possibly the worst actress I've ever seen.

Dakota never been a Disney characters, i lovee her movies, she's great!!

She's in one of my favorite movie I AM SAM... loveee her! lol

taylor is a disney character(shark boy and lava girl) that is another exception.

he was ?

but he is NOT A GIRL.... lol

as a matter of fact he's a cutie pie...

no he was shark boy and there was another girl who was lava girl, u can google it and watch pictures he was way too young.
wait i found a pic: http://www.themadhousewife.com/wp-content/uploa...

ummm i not saying he wasnt...

i just didnt know he was disney character..

but i also said, HE IS A GUY, not a GIRL...

so to make my comment clear

NO FREAKING DISNEY GIRL CHARACTERS PLEASEEE lol

& i said he is a cutie pie....

I know she's never done Disney but she is still a kid and we were talking about no youngsters for the series. But Dakota is a good exception because she's a good actress.

Also, there was a rumor that Hilary Duff was interested in possibly playing Tanya and that might not annoy me too much. But I'm 100000% against Vanessa Hudgens for any role in the series.

why no youngsters?

sorry, just curious...

oh okay lol

NOOO, PLEASE NO DISNEY CHARACTERS !! NONE, AT ALL!!
I heard Miley wants to be in it tooo

uggh it sucks that what's her name.... ummm.... demi?? wants to be in the soundtrack of New Moon...

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

OMG Miley!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

NO NO NO !!!

NOO NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


pleaseeeeeeeeeee NO! lol

agreed, noooo camp rock on my new moon soundtrack.

no selena gomez or vanessa hudgens or brenda song for leah either. who, btw, i cant waiiit to see them cast.

It's funny that the Leah rumors so far have consisted of pretty much every brunette actress alive. I can't wait til they finish casting Eclipse (or start, for that matter) so that the rumors can be put to rest. I mean Brenda Song??? Vanessa Hudgens?? WTF?!?!

she has to be good! she has to play that biatch & tough cookie good

she will ruin LEAH reputation if she doesnt

gosh, im not a fan of the dogs, but i really dont want them to ruin the freaking awesome saga

&&& OMG if they choose the WRONG SETH!! THEY WILL HEAR IT FROM ME!!

SETH IS FAMILY TO THE VAMPS!
so if they dont want me to suck all their blood out they better WATCH IT!

lol

Love Seth! :)

Who agrees that Paramore and Muse should get a permanet spot on all the soundtracks? I think Jacks Mannequin would be great on New Moons soundtrack Stephenie directed their video for The Resolution. I Love J M

thank you!! yay for MUSE & PARAMORE! LOVE THEM!!

&& EVANESCENE! omg i love them i hope one of their song end up bein in the soundtrack

THANK YOU !!!

GOSH PLEASEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!

THEY BETTER NOT RUIN THE SAGA!!! INCLUDING THE SOUNDTRACK!!

Demi's a pretty decent musician, better than most of the other disney kids. But I will never stop screaming if Miley gets a role in a Twilight movie. OMG I cringe just thinking about it.

It's one thing to cater to the teen market, it's another to cater to the teen market by USING a million C-list teen actors.

but isnt she a pop singer??

Twilight Saga musics should be more into the rock edgy....

even S.M.'s playlist are filled with Rock/Metal soundtracks

i hope they will listen to her!!

She's sort of edgy. it depends on the song. Some of her stuff reminds me of Paramore.

Speaking of the soundtrack, I REALLY hope Summit doesn't go w/ Justin Guarini for New Moon. That song made me gag.

she's to poppy for this saga. it's about a forbiden love that changes the face of reality for two very different people. it's not a stupid "i'm happy so i'm going to dance around and sing 'if your happy and you know'." crap. seriously people NO HUDGENS FOR THE SAGA! you can feed her to Victoria. That's how you can incorperate her into the movie! have her as chow. :)
*laughs evily*
her stupid acny commersial was just on.
*sticks spoon in throut and gags*

i cant imagine her playing the character of Leah,

Leah is a biatch... lol, she's cute!! she's tough cookie! i dont think vanessa could play her...

omg again praying to God

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOD!!!! NO DISNEY CHARACTERS

hahah

dear lord,
please save the world,
from Vanessa Hudgens
playing in the Twilight Saga New Moon.
You will be greatly appreciated (bit that you aren't now! but more!)

Amen

LOL I hope the casting people that Summit hires look at this thread and get the "anti-Vanessa Hudgens" message ;)

oh buddy! me too!
we should get a petition against her! :O

Finally I'm the first YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ahhhhh i dont like u anymore! lol
when will it be my turn! lol

Pero represento el poder latino y chapino tambien paisana ya se te olvido?

ohh yeah se me olvido!
lol
yeah pero siempre trato de ser 1st. lol
guatemala for life!

felicitaciones rosy!!!! latinas al poder!

no puedo creerlo, me voy todo el dia y esto es lo q me hacen? fotos, video _(video!!!!), decidido, clausurada mi vida social mientras existan las peliculas de twilight

enjoy the club, we can't have social life ever, i spend 1 day without coming and there are like 10 new posts, no social life, work or studies

I know!!! from now on, just nmm.org,no work, forgot about friends, call off my family, and will just wait starving next to my computer for actualizations!!! LOL

Quedarnos de fodongas todo el dia frente a la compu,(riendonos solas que es peor) esperando noticias nuevas y muriendonos por fotos de uno que otro vampiro, solo nos faltan un monton de gatos... Oh por Dios que futuro nos espera con esta obsesion compulsiva, declarado todas tenemos OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder)

no i would call mine : otd(obsessive twilight disorder) cause i just don't love the cullens but also the wolves even the humans(in the books of course).
but yeah that would make everything worse, b/c what would happen is that my family and friends would call for a lokero, where they could give me therapy, that would make everything worse(besides, that would give a bad exp. b/c i am the 1st one who"insult" the crazies girls w/ the tattoos)

yo se!! bueno no tengo los gatos pero si 3 perros y una OCD que ya no es curable!, y aunq lo fuera en realidad no esta en mis planes curarme pronto ;-)

Buenos dias RC

congrats! lol

Thanks, did somebody chek the beautiful pics, OH I wish I was there with my Rob, OMG, in that paradise and with that angel!!!!!!

yes i did! who ever toke those pics KNOW what they're doing ... loveeed it, the clock tower pics are Amazing