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by Will on May 23, 2009 · Comments

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200905230943.jpg Time for another caption contest! Think up something funny to say about this picture, and the winner will win a Limited Edition Twilight Trading Card Set that includes an autograph of Peter Facinelli from only 5000 sets made!

To play, leave a comment below in the form of–

CAPTION: “Your Caption Here”

If you see a caption you like, press “Like” under the comment. The person with the most “Likes” in the comments by tomorrow at Midnight EST will win the prize. You’re welcome to participate from anywhere (and as many times as you like….within reason ;) ), but I can only ship to the US. Sorry!

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  • Its mating season in the wilds of LA and here we can see how in the presence of the young Hollywood heartthrob robert pattinson, the young LA females loose control and surrender themselves to their animal instincts by performing a strange and aggressive mating ritual.
  • CAPTION: "could you be more careful where you walk, you're not Bella, so I have no urge to protect your drunk asses"
  • ohTwilight
    CAPTION: Who can fart the loudest?
    Rob: Hey girls, I think its coming
    Girl in brown: I cant watch...
    Girl in purple: You gotta do the squatting technique to really make it a good fart....
    Girl on ground: Oh rob i love you so much can you fart in my face
    Rob: um..no I think these plants deserve it more
  • Queenie
    Girl in black dress: Robert, your smile is goofy, you swagger when you walk, and your breath smells like alcohol.
    Robert: What am I? SAY IT!
    Girl: Drunk.
    Robert: Are you turned on?
    Girl: Yes.
  • TwilightREhab
    IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN

    Girl in dress: Your smile is goofy, you swagger when you walk, and your breath smells like alcohol.
    Robert: What Am I? SAY IT!!
    Girl: Drunk
    Robert: So then ask me what do I eat?
    Girl: (falls to ground scared....)
    Robert: TACO BELL......find your keys LETS GO!!
  • Kiwi_sparkle
    "Cheeseburgers..." :)
  • Casizzle
    That’s what I was thinking lol "Cheeseburgers"
  • Nessi15
    I thought of something dirty when you said "ask me what I eat" tehehe haha omg mind is totally in the gutter
  • Robert: so then ask me what to I eat?
    Girl: (falls to ground scared...)
    Robert: Cream Pies!... find your keys lets go!!

    LOL sorry i had to sink to that level, couldnt resist! ;-)
  • Nessi15
    AHAHAHA that's nasty hahahah
    but yes sinking to that level is perfectly healthy :D
    when I read cream pies i totally thought of putting a "funky" infront hahah i know I took it to another level XD
  • anita_du_beck
    HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    thats hilarious! weall sink to that level sometimes =]
  • twilover112
    so ask me what do i eat?
    GARDEN BURGERS _____ GRAB YA KEYS LET'S GO!
  • TwilightREhab
    lol....my mind was there too. I almost wanted to say drunk LA girls but ya....
    Im glad im not the only one with the head in the gutter
  • Nessi15
    the more minds in the gutter the more the merrier :D
  • hehe visiting the gutter can fun sometimes =]
  • TwilightREhab
    Caption: (rob) Come ladies, the twilight Rehab building is right around the corner. I dont have time for your drunken antics, its 6 am and the sun and the school girls are about to come out
  • yuka
    CAPTION:
    whoever finds bella gets kiss! 3.. 2.. 1.. go!
  • Courtney
    Wow, what happend to class? One has no shoes on and is showing the world her ass. The other is sitting on the ground at robs feet, basically showing him whats really up her skirt. Hmmm... and he's not even looking at them....not a good sign.
  • Bedoobadoo
    CAPTION:
    GIRL 1: Rob! Rob! Check out my legs!
    GIRL 2: Shut up! He's a butt man, I know it. I'll show you what I'm workin' with Rob!
    GIRL 3: ...Wow, you guys...
    ROB: *That girl has my jacket. God I love that jacket...*
  • Larissa
    CAPTION:

    ROB - Yea, you girls looks sloppy drunk enough, lets go back to my room so you can messy up my hair!
  • Kiwi_sparkle
    Hahahaha! Love it! And why does he get hassled for his jacket? I love it... vintage! :)
  • HA lol thats funny =] god could u imagine if that were true! i think we'd all go mad
  • Hill-hill
    thats cute
  • Anna
    that is freaking hilarious....my abs hurt, and i am still laughing.....

    P.S. I read it ten mintues ago, and the first seven i had to try and slow down the crazy laughing cuz i almost pissed myself, and the other three i fell out of my chair and was trobbing in laughing pains on the ground....
  • lol this one really made me laugh!
  • jessicaburtoncullen
    hahahaha this is brilliant!!!

    caption: no girls i dont care if you get to your knees and beg, im not going to end your life for you!
  • lol thank you and i love yours too!!
  • team_swiss
    wow this one is really good!

    "ok girls this game has gone too far, i know you said you would do what ever I wanted for a chance to sleep with me but i said "act like animals" as a joke!"
  • Thank you!

    and

    HAHA i really like urs aswelll
  • LuckyMaddams, now that is original,lmao!!! Loved it best!!

    I'd like to see that show on the discovery channel or Animal Planet!!
  • venomandspice
    caption: "did you see that!?! Taylor just ran past hear and knocked that girl down! (sigh) Here, i'll help you up...this is the reason you should like Edward better then Jacob!"


    looks like rob is getting alittle jealous of the attention Taylors getting, lmao!!!! joking love them both!
  • hehe robert pattinson and mating rituals would go perfectly together on any channel! thank you! xoxo
  • Kiwi_sparkle
    LOL took me a while to read the sentence past the words

    ROBERT PATTINSON + MATING RITUALS

    HAHAHAHA
    *Hears Effing faint*
  • DamselNotNDistress
    Caption: Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?
  • lucyluteamcullen
    wow this one really tickled me! way better than mine, you've obvs got a way with words LuckyMaddams!
  • hehe i'm glad thank you!
  • MCdancefloor
    haha I wanna watch that TV show ;-D
  • Me too ;-)

    hmmm maybe we should suggest it to Summit??
    =]
  • anita_du_beck
    me too!
  • ahhh, i hate those girls, able to speak to my lovely & beautiful Rob, all flirting showing their legs to him & someone showing him how she peeps in public & the other beind dazzled by his present.. i cant stand them [jealously is a terrible thing]
  • jealousy is a terrible thing, so i cure it with my little sordid fantisies =] hehe
  • SagaLover
    i love it :) u found my cure!!! lol. i am no longer helpless :D
  • anita_du_beck
    So do I ;-) hehe
  • sparkliemom7201
    I love it I think it's great. ♥♥♥♥
  • thank you! xoxo
  • anita_du_beck
    hehe this ones funny well done :-)
  • twihard_fan
    BRILLIANT!
  • mitch_loves_twilight
    amazing! well done! i cant enter but i hope you win, you have my vote!
  • thank you!
  • lives_for_saga
    "come on girls this is just silly, im not reall edward so i cant catch you all when you fall!"
  • HarleySprint
    lmao!! this is the best one, some good contenders but yours is hilarious
  • thanks so much =] xoxo
  • Whitneee (aka Charlie's Angel)
    very nice...got my laugh for the day!!! :)
  • Thank you! xoxo
  • Marti (Just Team Kristen. <3)
    hahaha LuckyMaddams that was hilarious! great idea, hope you win! x
  • Thank You!!! =]
  • girl in purple: hey rob you dropped your gay card
  • shannon
    hahahah
    that just made my day.
  • katie_team_edwad
    hehe this ones brill, plus anything that puts robert pattinson and mating in the same sentence is good in my book and deserves to win!
  • hehe i no right, and thank you!
  • harry_the_great
    I dont usually comment on here, i just check on updates but if felt this needed a special effort, made me laugh for ages, brilliant luckymaddams!
  • wow thank you!
  • teamedwardandjacob
    heheheheh
    tis is soo funny veryclever, well done
    X
  • Thank you xoxo
  • mitchiecullen
    BRILLIANT!
    I cant enter, but i hope you win!
  • Thank you! and hmm you could if u knew someone in the US maybe xoxo
  • laura_RPattz
    Really hope you win, you defo have the best caption, there is some strong competition but this one is the best caption! =]
  • Thank you! me too =]
  • hannah_pattinson
    totally amazing, so creative, god wish mine was as good, hope you win xoxo
  • thank you! mee tooo!
  • ChrissieWolfPack
    oh this one is brill! god there are some tallented people at NMM summit should use us!
  • dazzlemepattinson
    they really should, i mean have you seen some of the artwork, and i bet most people would work for free, or for a chance to meet the cast, god knows i would!
  • Kiwi_sparkle
    Hell yeah! Imagine the money someone could make from writing movies or songs from bloggers, etc, on the net... woooo... *money making scheme comes to mind* "penny for your thoughts???" :D
  • Your sooo right! they could have what ever i made if i could meet RP!! lol

    and kiwi_sparkle- hehe a film from bloggers would be brill! oh i can see it now =]
  • Its_twilight_mania
    haha this is so cute and clever!
  • lol thank you ITM!
  • cherylcullen
    WOW this one is BRILLIANT!
    well done lucky! hopeyou win! :)
    xxx
  • thank you me too =]
  • I_Heart_RPATTZZ
    THIS IS SOOO FUNNY! I laughed for ages, its really ike one of those wild life programmes!
  • hehe yeah like someone else said, i'd love to see that on tv =]
  • mitchlove
    perfect, brilliant caption! i like this one the best :-)
  • Thank you! xoxo
  • kateJcullen
    LMAO! hilarious!
    Hope you win.
  • thanks =]
  • SagaLover
    I cant enter, but LuckyMaddams i LOVE your caption :) but i can only click 'like' once :(
    hope you win!!

    Good Luck :)
  • Hay thank you!! =] xoxo
  • rainisingh
    It's great, but would be better if you fixed the spelling and grammar. (For example, IT'S and LOSE - 'loose - means something entirely different.)
  • Whitneee (aka Charlie's Angel)
    rainisingh - this is a blog site, not an English class.
  • Kiwi_sparkle
    Maybe it was intended... "lose control" vs. "loose control"
    (If you don't get it, think from my level - the gutter ;) )
  • HAHAHAHA

    ok well, problem sorted! both work brilliantly, thanks Kiwi_sparkle!!

    wow that really did make me laugh!
  • Kiwi_sparkle
    You're very welcome! :)
    Unfortunately for some people, there's a lot more where that comes from! Hehe
  • ahhh damn it i just saw that, well thanks for the heads up, but the times run out to "edit" now =/
    it is supposed to be "lose"
    I guess i was just typing in a hurry before the words left my head =]
    xoxo
  • rainisingh
    (Just ignore my poor typing in my own post!)
  • dazzlemepattinson
    this is brill!
  • dazzlemepattinson
    I've read some more, and this is defo the best! come on people VOTE!! :)
    really hope you win, you deserve it
  • Thank you, thats soo kind xoxo
  • TaniaJoLuvsEclipse(nmobsessed)
    Absolutely fabulous caption!!!! I think you're gonna win this one!! 8 D
  • OH i hope so, thank you!
  • teamWOLF
    WHEYYYY! i was the 100th like! hehe this is really good, you defo deserve to win, you must have thought about this quite alot!
  • OMG wow thank you!
  • Roxie
    This is my favorite! I was thinking the same exact thing when I first saw it. LOL
    WTG Lucky!
  • Great minds think alike!! thank you!
  • princesscullen
    OH MY GOD! this ones fab!
  • Thank you!
  • mrs_cullen1234
    DAMN i can only vote once! I LOVE this one, should definately win!
    xxx
  • thank you!
  • Guy_twilight_obsessive
    this one should win, its the funniest and its original
    =]
  • thank you! =]
  • mcr_and_twilight_lover
    hahahahaha

    fantastic!

    strange and aggressive mating ritual- you got that right :)
  • hehe I'd take part in the strange and aggressive mating ritual...if it worked on Rob! =]
  • lala_twilighter
    OMG dam i wish i'd thought of that, its so funny and whitty! well done, your defo gonna win!
  • Thank you I hope so!
  • HanHanPattinson
    ok this ones my fave,and i have read loads!! :)
  • wow thank you!
  • B_cullen
    hehe wow this ones great and hmmmm the thought of rob and mating....

    :)
  • thank you! and i know, rob....mating *swoons*
  • Shauna Cullen
    CAPTION: I can't sign autographs without my contacts. .
    If one of you lovely ladies can find my contacts I'm sure I could find a way to reward you. . .

    Driver, we're outta here!
  • jesse
    After looking at this picture...I don't think any of these are women. All of their bodies are kind of manly, all the hair looks like wigs, and you can't see any of their faces...hmmm.......
  • Kathy
    No "butts" about you ---- we're really falling for you
  • MeganLovesTwilight
    someone copied and pasted this down there VVVV trying to get the credit for it since yours has the most votes, i think their name was ILuvEdward
  • aww thats not nice of them, well hopefully people will see mine has been here the longest, thanks for letting me know =] xoxo
  • spunkRANSOM92
    I absolutely adore this take on the picture. I can so see it!
  • beth
    Hey guys. I just crapped out that piece of paper. See who the next Triwizard Champion is!
  • artsncraftsgirl
    CAPTION:
    Losing your shoes - $120
    Losing your cigs - $7.00
    Losing your balance -$0

    Knowing you make girlies lose their cool
    PRICELESS

    There are some things money can't buy
    for everything else there's Twihard.
  • Jenni
    CAPTION:

    Rob: All I asked was if anyone had a light..damn...
  • ashley_cullen
    hahahaha!!!
  • Lali [T. Jacksper in Uniform!]
    Good!! LMAO
  • Marisel2011
    CAPTION:
    girl bending over: Hey i think i dropped my carmex
    girl in brown jacket: what the hell is my ring doing in the bushes?? O and i found ur shoes
    girl on floor: i like the floor better its cold
    Rob: i got a car
  • Crys
    CAPTION:
    YESSS! three chicks, take that team jacob!
  • cutesweetiezzz
    LOL. I like it. :)

    CAPTION: These girls are intoxicated by my very presence. *roll eyes*
  • Avital
    Brilliant!!
  • Chelly5
    Dirty Whores?
    Clean them up with Robert.
  • neev
    i love it LOL
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    YOURS IS MY FAV :) TOTALLY PRICELSS :) LMAO
  • TeamRotation (Meg1)
    That *was* too funny, but I'll give it a whirl:

    CAPTION: Do you ladies have ANY idea what the fanpires on NMM.org are going to say about this?!?
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Nice one Meg :)

    Shame your so late in the game or you could have been in with a shot :) lol
  • TeamRotation (Meg1)
    Thanks! Yeah, I know... look what happens when I finally dare to venture outside and get some work done! Story of my life. ::sigh:: LoL.

    I never manage to hit these right when they come up.. and when I do, I don't have anything exceptionally great to say. Damn, I should've saved this one! ::goes off to sulk:: lol
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Don't worry :)

    I only got first comment for the first time yesterday :) (that sounded less confusing in my head)

    lol
  • TeamRotation (Meg1)
    Yeah, that was a little confusing... lol.

    Now I'm off to relax my stupid-gardening-made-everything-hurt body and watch a movie (not twilight) and then finish twilight AFTER since I didn't watch all of it last night. heh.
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Just think....gardening is good for you :) And balances out all that time slouched over a PC to look at this site :) lol
  • TeamRotation (Meg1)
    Yet here am.. just woke up like 15 min. ago, and I'm at it already! haha. My back hurts. ;p
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Oh if your back hurts i would advise a day of rest in front of the internet :) lol
  • TwilightREhab
    love this one.....
  • TwiAddict
    AMAZING CAPTION
    hope u win hahahahah
  • mozzerfan
    Too Dam* funny... Love this one!
  • carter04~TeamLegHitch~*MC-VG*
    omg i laughed soo hard when i read this!!!!! i hope you so win girl :)
  • morgannnn
    LMAO!!! awesome caption, you deserve to win :) wish i could 'like' it more than once!
  • artsncraftsgirl
    Thank you! Long time reader, first time comment so I really appreciate the replies and votes!! xo
  • cclore ~ Team CW for BD
    LOL. That's cute!
  • JTSTeam Swiss
    LMAO

    brilliant. hope u win!
  • nunupb
    CAPTON:
    Rob- *Shows a pic of him and bella on esme's island* Told you guys it would blow you away , didn't you know i was perfect ; )
  • JAYY
    HOW DID MY CIGARETTES GET DOWN HERE.
    HMM I DON'T KNOW.
    THIS FLOOR FEELS COMFTY.
    ROB: LETS GO TO MY CAR IT'S BERY MORE COMFORTABLE THAN THIS ACTUALY.
  • Chelly5
    Dirty Whores?
    Clean them up with Robert
  • tracib
    Oh, s#*t, girls, the lighter's right here in my pocket!
  • artsncraftsgirl
    OmGosh this is soo exciting! Thanks for all of the replies :o) xo
  • lmao :D
  • taiu92
    This is really fits pic. Good job!
  • artsncraftsgirl
    Thank you! :D
    I'd love to know what really went on in that pic! His look is "priceless"
    xo
  • Lisa
    Caption: Robert Pattinson may be hazardous to your health. May cause dizziness, lack of balance, and visions of falling in love with a vampire. Just say no.
  • SagaLover
    Hahhaa i love it :D its great. good luck!!!
    made me laugh loads!
  • nicknickcole13
    CAPTION:
    ROB: LADIES RUB URSELF UP AGAINST THINGS TO CONFUSE THE TRACKER...THEN, WE GO BACK TO MY PLACE!
    LADIES: (DRUNKINGLY) OOKKKAYYY.
  • aussie_twi_lover
    hahahahaha oh im laughing so hard
  • Majnona (H.N)
    LMAO *likes*
  • ladymags
    this is fantastic!!
  • mayaish (TeamEd/Jazz)
    ROFL
  • TeamJB
    LMAO!!!!
  • neev
    LOL
    Good one!!
  • Twilight_Obsessed
    lmao! haha
  • shannon
    hahahah genius.
  • runs_withvampires
    Crap ive lost my sparkle, help me find it!!
  • Tina
    Caption:
    Girl on the floor: Quick, rumage through his pockets and find his sparkles!
    Girl with purple shirt: I got it! I got it!
    Robert: Damn, I shoulda brought Emment. [runs away]
  • briannacullen
    Rob:why is she bent over like that , do you have to pee ?
    girl in the brown: maybe its in there
    girl in purple :ooo i found it ! i found his sparkle!
    girl in black: oh my god you just dazzled me
  • briannacullen
    girl bent over: i found it ! its mine
    girl in brown : give me that i saw it first!
    girl on the ground :its under your foot dummy ,now move its my sparkle
    rob: wow dont they know that its just body glitter
  • Theresa
    Caption:

    (Rob) Having fun ladies?? Well then im just gonna be right back... (to hinself) Run while you still can!
  • Majnona (H.N)
    Act busy girls ! don't get ur faces recognized you don't want to be seen with me I swear..they have tazers lol
  • SagaLover
    i love it :) cool caption Sophi
    made me laugh loads :D
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    CAPTION: "Aw, crap!! Here comes Bella! Ladies, pick up your panties and run!!""
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LOL!
    I like it...
    You don't perform well under pressure?!
    LMAO
    hehehehe
    good one :)
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Very good :)

    *wink* LMAO
  • bookobsessed
    Nice one Effing... LMAO
  • Isle_Esme
    Love it!
  • nIKKI
    CAPTION: (announcer) INTRODUCING NEW...FAN REPELLENT! ARE YOU A FAMOUS CELEBRITY WHO HATES WHEN CRAZY FANS GET A LITTLE CLOSE FOR COMFORT? NOW WITH ONE SPRAY OF THIS NEW PRODUCT, FANS WILL GETS FAINTLY DIZZY, WILL FALL TO THE FLOOR, AND WILL RUN AWAY. NOW AVAILABLE AT LOCAL STORES!
    (ROB) IT WORKS LIKE A CHARM!!
  • carlisles_catch
    bugger, now what the bloody hell am i supposed to tell the agency about these three...oh i was just interviewing them to be stunt devils..bollocks maybe i should just sparkle my eyes, trousle my hair, and play the innocent card. yes that will work!
  • aby0101
    this one is hilarious!!! i can sooo ttly hear him saying that in his amazing accent! :)
  • peterlover67
    ha ha ha lmao! i know this one is crazy funny more than likeable........loveable! <3
  • peterlover67
    VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!VOTE!!!
  • lmao this is so the best. i can totally hear him saying it lol i really hope u win. VOTE PEOPLE VOTE!!!!!
  • carlisles_catch
    thanks caitlin! i can just imagine him saying it i saw that pic and thought it was hilarious!! thanks for ur vote =)
  • mayaish (TeamEd/Jazz)
    Brilliant!
  • carlisles_catch
    thanks aby, peterlover, and mayaish!! i apriciate the votes!
  • KellansONLYGirl
    My bloody mad wanna-be British lingo rubbing off on you?!?! haha
    VOTE CARLISLES_CATCH!!
    WOOP WOOP!
  • you still trying to get all brit on us....you're not gonna bloody succeed you tw*t!! LOL

    I missed you KOG!! :D
  • KellansONLYGirl
    You're barmy! I will succeed! I'm cracking and you know it! =D So, Bob's your uncle!

    haha, I dont know where you people get this stuff! haha =(
  • LMAO

    Thats not quite how you use 'Bobs your uncle' but I will let you off...you're trying do I gotta give you some credit! ;-)
  • mayuri
    love this one! most fitting one so far! brilliant!
  • JoUK
    Caption: NO! I can not recreate the car crash scene frm Twilight with you.
  • this one is perfect!!!!!! ahahahhahah
  • Brandi
    CAPTION: Maybe I should have been more specific when I said I like a girl who makes me laugh.
  • The Popper
    this is a good 1...it takes a lil time 2 read through all of these....lol...good luck..
  • Nikinabox
    CAPTION: "Ladies, I'd really love to stay and dazzle you until you drop more belongings and continue to fall to the ground, but I have to use the little boys room"
  • TeamJBTL
    CAPTION: "Come NEWBORNS! Lets go to my place and hide out under my blankets! Its only a matter of time before Demetri will track us down! You guys can fight over me later!"
  • TeamJBTL
    CAPTION: "Ladies Ladies! No need for pushing eachother around! There is plenty more Vampire here for all of you! We have all the time of forever to share!"
  • TwilightREhab
    Caption: (rob) I think I dropped my sparkle somewhere over there....
    (girl in bush) Another 4 hours till the sun is out....we will never find it
    (girl on ground) Look here comes the van, save me rob, save me!!
  • TwilightREhab
    I just came back by to see how bad i was losing....lol
  • TeamJBTL
    haha well its more than mine! :)

    oh here's one!

    CAPTION:
    The ladies:"Paul??! Where are you?? Paul!!!"
    Rob:"Ladies! No need to look for Paul in the bushes! Ughh! Don't I still dazzle any of you?"
  • Tere Gray
    Caption: Look... You arent Bella, and Im not going to catch you if you fall again!
  • nevaeh87
    CAPTION: "If anyone asks you ladies, you were with Clive Handjob tonight"
  • EdWaRdS~LaMb
    Ha ha ha I remember him saying that was his fake name at the hotel somewhere. LOL good one!
  • neev
    LMAO
  • CAPTION: This is a public service announcement. FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS STALK ROBERT PATTINSON WHILE DRUNK. Please, look at for your friends while stalking RP, his presence is intoxicating enough.
  • denise
    what was i thinking going with these three? they can't even find their room key let alone stand up for any length of time.
  • constantnorthernstar
    Girl on ground: Good thing I got that bikini wax, Rob might think I was smuggling werewolves.
  • I_will_be_yours
    thats so wrong.....but so funny!
    x
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    caption:"Dang...where did we stash the vibrating Edward??"
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LMAO!!!! Nice!!

    ...and here I thought that somebody snapped a pic of our failed attempt to depants him the other day!!! LOL ;)
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LOL
    No silly...If we ever had the chance to depants him we would not have given up until we succeeded! The picture would have been much more enjoyable ;)
  • The Popper
    meant 2 tell u, ur in my caption 2...
  • The Popper
    thought of you all 4 my caption...barely did it...not that great...just fyi..
  • Holly
    Caption: The first girl to find her dignity wins!
  • Als
    Um...girls, I know your fans, but I just took a leak in those bushes you may want to step back. What??? No please don't scoop up the mulch and sell my urine on ebay.
  • Alice
    CAPTION:
    Rob: No no ladies your doing it all wrong the song goes, "You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out and you shake it all about!" not "You put your a** in you put your a** out and you shake it all about!"
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Caption: First it was girls scratching their neck now they are falling at my feet.

    What next? Shrine in my honor?
  • 4thewolf
    Cute, Howly. LOL
    *Big Hug*
    Is this photo a glimpse of TSH's bad*ss Edward??
    LOL
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL!!! I probably should be!!

    But he should say "F*ck* " a lot! A LOT!!

    BTW *big bone crushing hug to you too*
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    *sigh* you make me miss bad ass edward when you say f**k :)

    off to read some more bad ass :)
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    alright!! I cannot take it anymore....what is this "badass Edward" everyone is talking about??

    **pouting**
    I hate being out of the loop....

    lol
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    :) truely brill bit of fan fiction :)

    I was out of the loop till 3 days ago....and since i was given the link i no longer sleep :) and think about cookies and s*x all day :)

    Do you want the link?? You must be over 18 though LMAO
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    "Do I want the link?" ...do you even have to ask?! LOL

    Of course I do! I have never been so grateful to be over 18 before in my life!! lol

    You want my email? I think i seen where TSH said you can get banned for putting it up on this site. Let me know...
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    do you have facebook that be best?? or just give me your email :)
  • laura8
    I want the link too...u guys crack me up
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    I just created e-mail for you to send it to. It is just my name on here without the underscores...

    itsroberteffingpattinson@yahoo.com

    Thanks Nic!!
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    LMAO :) will send you the link in a min :( just gonna cycle home from work :)

    I either feel really special that you set this up for me :)
    Or really insulted that you think i'll cyper stalk your real email :)

    ROTF
  • mreyna
    I need to know what this is all about. Could you please send me the link and yes i am over 18! Please and thank you! mreyna_04@yahoo.com
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LOL. Don't feel insulted.

    **looking over shoulder and whispering** I just don't want to give my REAL address out cause the haters have been coming at me alot lately. LOL
    I dont think I want any hate mail coming at me, I am far too sensitive. LOL ;)
  • Kiwi_sparkle
    Ok... I've succumbed to the intrigue of Bada$$ Edward and would like, no NEED the link... LOL
    button_and_bug@hotmail.com
    Please please please and thank you :)
  • laura8
    i am getting in on this too..lalibare@hotmail.com

    please...thanks
  • mayaish (TeamEd/Jazz)
    Oooh i want the link too, pretty pls :)
    themismay@gmail.com
    feel free to add
  • irresistible_lost_cause
    i want the link too.

    forevernoriega73@aol.com

    {im not 18, but im almost 17 & i think i would
    be able to handle whatever badass edward has in it.
  • Jenn
    Can I please get in on this?
    jenn516n@aol.com

    Thank you!
  • Forever_Team Jacob<3
    i wanna get to know ..what Bad a*s Edward is....
    can you pls send it to me too...

    edwards always too proper..lets get to know bad a*s edward...cant wait..

    send it to me... pls.. Karen.twilight@gmail.com
  • Alise
    I want the link to bad @ss edward too!! Someone pleasesend it to me too lisielou831@aol.com
  • S.
    i want badass edward too!!!
  • lolalove
    can i have that link too?? I over 18.. and im just kinda wondering now.. my email is puglove2519@yahoo.com
  • steph
    i want the link too!!

    dcs.gurl37@gmail.com

    im intrigued!! and 19.
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LMAO

    You thought you had a trash mouth before...just wait til you read this!

    TSH emailed it to me Thursday and I got about 4 hrs sleep since then...
    I'll never look at cookies the same way.
    You'll see ;)
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    I was up until 5am reading Bad Ass Edward...I read 26 chapters and still not done...it's freak'n addictive!!
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    It's too good :)

    But is's really messing with my appetite and my sleep patterns LOL

    Can't think much past cookies right now LOL
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    It is very addictive isn't it?...I don't care to sleep anymore and I always needed lots of sleep.

    It's "like a drug to me"

    LMAO
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    What is BaD a** Edward?
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LOL, I shall be careful then. Thanks for heads up. lol
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    I have sent it to you :)

    You have my email address now - so no hating :) LMAO
  • Ciggy_
    WTH!! I want it too!!! Send me the link..tolb@sbcglobal.net
  • abbieviaengland
    Someone send it to me, please :)
    abbie.suthers@hotmail.com
    thankssss
    xx
  • CAssie
    Can you send me BadA$$Edward plz! i am eighteen... my e-mail is cassiebabe36@live.com
  • bookobsessed
    Be very careful Effing, the story has bad side effects.......and does interfere with daily activities....LOL.....Buy extra panties first....
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    LMAO :)

    Well i could say many things but............

    *maintains dignified silence to avoid being banned*

    LOL
  • bookobsessed
    "dignified silence"?! Thats a first for you isn't it? ...
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    *stomps foot*

    It has been know to happen from time to time!! lol

    These little episodes are brief though, thank god ;)

    LMAO
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LMAO

    And probably best not to read it in bed...

    On second thought maybe that is a GOOD idea ;)
  • bookobsessed
    LMAO...tried it, got another "why and I married to you look"...if I disappear from this site for more than 2 days please come spring me from looney bin significant is considering....LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **sigh of relief** THERE YOU ARE!!

    Geeze! Sparkly, Spunk Ransom, lovethemcullenboys and myself had to frolick in the field without you last night. You missed the Pattinson love-fest. A good time was had by all. Not to mention that I gave out some glittery stickers. LMAO ;)
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LMAO

    Putting glittery sticker in my stickerbook as we speak
  • bookobsessed
    Damn it to hell!! Missed the fun again.....I would love to say I was the blond twinkie all over Rob in Cannes so I couldn't post but alas I was tending to family...*grumble, grumble*
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LOL

    Don't worry... we will all come looking for you. My husband thinks I'm insane as well.

    I think that f***ing goes for all of us...we should just get all our husbands and kids together so they will leave us the f*** alone!

    See what bada$$ Edward is doing to me??
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    At 4:30 my husband rolled over and said WTH are you reading....I said shut the F up I'm reading about F'ing cookies!!!
    Bad Edward has that effect on me!! gah!!!
  • dk0726
    could someone send me the link too. danibanany_77@yahoo.com
    i cant wait to start reading all of this.
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    LOL :)

    whatever he's doing to you i think he's doing too me :) LMAO
  • Heather
    Yes we should! My husband too is wondering WTF is wrong with me! I would like to scream at him, YOU, you are no Edward! I want to be adored, worshiped, romanced,............ I could go on.
    LOL
    I'm glad I'm not the only one.
  • GrettaMonster
    please send me the link to bada$$ edward my email address is gretta.burnette@gmail.com
  • nicoLe2
    forgot to give my e-mail
    hotpink_uhs@live.com
    thanks!
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    Here it is...hope you enjoy it. The beginning is a little slow but it gets better if you can hang in there. Once you open chapter one, you can click on the next chapter at the bottom.

    Don't stay up too late readsing it...a bunch of us were very sleep deprived for a few days!
  • hey sparkly you're not supposed to put the link up onto twiporn here!!! There are teens here! Stop corrupting the innocent minds...if someone asks for it then email it to them....the mods were deleting all reference to it yesterday...you'll get busted!!! Be careful :D
  • Jennifer
    I don't understand what this bad ass Edward thing is all about, but I think I want to read it, can someone send it to me please? Thank you!

    jlouie27@gmail.com

    p.s. I'm well over 18.
  • Heather
    I have read it all & can't wait for the next chapters...... and you were right about extra panties! ;-)
    XOXOXOX Heather
  • Fanfilili
    Can i ask for the link too?

    I'm looking for new fanfic.

    Over 18

    sory if the english is bad, i'm portuguese.

    fanfilili@gmail.com
  • stephanie
    can i please get it too!!! im over 18!!
    dannie08@live.com
  • bourstep
    Hi you got me curious, could you e-mail me that link?
  • bourstep
    forgot to give you my e-mail... it's: stephy_in_paris@hotmail.com
  • bourstep
    and yes I am over 18...
  • rcwallace
    Can you give me the link too? Dying to know what this is about.
  • Frosta
    can you give me the link... mclowman@gmail.com
    WOW, thanks for sending it to me and my husband thanks you as well. I have already read the entire thing and rereading ummm certain chapters lmao
  • Jennifer
    I'm curious now can i have the link my email is borley_j@yahoo.com
  • OK i want the link too!!

    sherimatthews34@yahoo.co.uk

    please send it me!
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    How old are you???
  • Kensey
    ooh ooh link for a bad a** Edward!! please send it to me too!! koolchick2233@yahoo.com
  • Heather
    "Please" can I have the bad a** link too! "please" I really need to think about cookies and s*x all day. "Please"........
    thehulls@mtaonline.net
    I'm over 18, way over 18.
  • Hilary
    Hey I am 21, can I get the link to this site? Or book? Or Article?

    Stacysonlychild@aol.com
  • slburks
    I feel left out, I want some cookies and s*x. I'm waaay over 18. slburks@gmail.com
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    ok :) x
  • coleman101
    i want the link too! please send it to me. im over 18
    coleman_cactus@yahoo.com
  • TeamJBTL
    Lmao this is late

    But i would LOVE the link! :)

    azianbangbang@yahoo.com

    lmao thanks! :)
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LMAO
    Yeah...makes me want cookies too ;)
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    ME WANT COOOKIES :) LMAO
  • I want in on Bad A$$ Edward too! And all this talk about cookies..... now you all have me craving them. Please, please, please e-mail me the link? almam1231@aol.com. Thanks a mil! :)
  • Okay, you have my attention..please, please, please send me the link for bada$$ Edward too!!!! redravendew@yahoo.com
  • Alma
    Can someone please send my the link... I have to read it now... ourlove4ever00@yahoo.com
    Thanks Alma
  • Zoei Fanpiree
    :o... i need to read this !!

    i am exactly 18 ;]

    someone/anyone send it to me please !!

    fanpiree@yahoo.com
  • mayuri
    please please send me the link!!!! maybeme.karl@gmail.com
    thanks :))
  • X.Snow.White.X
    Can someone send me a link please?
    I'm over 18, and it sounds good!
    xx.only.love.xx@gmail.com
  • vanessa_thp
    ermm im confused..
    someone send me this stuff!
    burnetteBabe_15@yahoo.com

    yes i know its misspelled its an inside joke
    lol, people give me crap about that all the time


    hahaha
    i want to read whatever everyone is reading!
  • Frosta
    mmmm love those cookies :)
  • V_Jacobs_Girl
    ok are you kidding me??? What am I missing out on, someone hook me up! I want to read bad @ss Eddy. Is there a bad @ss Jake out there too? I'm over 18 vera.sweets@yahoo.com
  • 4thewolf
    Ooh, that IS bad, Howl!! But considering the picture, I'd say Edward's been hiding a lot.

    Big hug back!!

    Can't wait to get on more permanently!

    Just got back from Red Rocks. Someone was playing guitar and it echoed so beautifully off the rocks it almost made me cry. It was awesome!!!

    Behave, girl! No hanging out with b*ass Edward- he's a very bad influence!
    LOL

    (Then again, with your wolf activities, you may be a bad influence on him)

    LOL
  • RED ROCKS!!!!! Holy crap 4thewolf, you're in CO.? lol
    I love going there to the night time concerts!!
  • 4thewolf
    OOh, Hey TWP!!

    NO, I don't live in CO, although it's very very very beautiful!!! I love it!! My big bro is getting married here b/c his fiance' is from this area. Also I've visited Greeley with an old roommate (always smells like rain- a good thing, not an insult)



    Going back to hike Red Rocks tomorrow again. Although, seriously, my nephew almost fell to his death poking his head out the little holes in the back gate of the welcome center?

    Who makes funky little holes every few feet at a child's eye level, where if they crawl through it easily, will drop hundreds of feet below. We grabbed his ankle, but GEEZ!



    Denver has the best tap-water EVER.



    Don't you hate it when you travel to a different state and you have to get used to the water? (EEk!! At least city water always tastes consistently somewhat refreshing and bleachy, but Denver water- no taste at all- just wateringly refreshing!)

    LOL



    Sorry, um... this has nothing to do with the above conversation. So..how 'bout them drunk girls?



    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    I'm so sorry, TRP, I just put a W in the middle, and I know it's you, not Team Wolf Pack

    I just danced to bluegrass for 4 hours, can yoo forgive me and believe that I still think you're important??

    I"ll edit later, if I can get on.

    LOL
  • aww, lol, no prob, your breakdown of your time in Co. read like a review in a brochure, and I'm happy you are enjoying it here, you keep dancing away and drinking that water, it's happy water!!! We miss ya, and watch out tornado warning in Denver today,yikes! Stay safe, be careful, you & your fam :D

    ....drunk girls where..oh yeah, nothing new there everytime a pic comes out with rob and a girl they always look 3 sheets to the wind.
  • 4thewolf
    Thanks, TRP.

    I missed the tornado but went to Loveland Continental Divide and got snowed on and blown off the little path.

    So, although I'm now missing half my toes due to frost bite, I can say I didn't wimp out.

    Where was Jake when you needed him? I could have SERIOUSLY used a space heater.

    LOL
  • oops yeah did no one warn you we can get all 4 seasons in one day here. Dang 4TW, you're having quite the adventure!

    oops again *blushes&hides behind Jake*, go ahead Jake go and warm up 4TW. Checked it last night 4TW and the space heater is working perfectly :D *slaps the space heater on the..err.. as it runs off to mile high area*

    LOL!
  • 4thewolf
    I am, TRP, because I'm all about adventure. LOL

    Oooh, THAT's where the space heater went.

    Thank you for the timely return.

    LOL
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Yes!!! Bad*ss Eddy can learn some tricks from us Wolf girls!!!

    Come back soon! :-)
  • Ihaveatwilightaddiction
    can you please send me the link?????? Hazel0711@yahoo.com THANK YOU!!!!!!
  • memcv
    oh please, would you send it to me too? Thanks a lot !
    memcv75@laposte.net
  • twilightloverrrrr
    CAPTION:
    Bella: (talking to Edward/Rob) " I leave you alone for two minutes and the drunk stalkers descend.'
  • Rob " Dammit, I asked for a blonde, a brunette and a redhead!
    Last time I give my groupie order list to that bl**dy scriptwriter...she changes everything!"
  • AnonymousTroll
    CAPTION: "Wow, that probably would have been hot.....You know, if I was into chicks."
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Wow, that was wrong on so many levels - - but FUNNY!! LOL Nice!
  • bookobsessed
    Rob, If that's you please forgive us for the site pantzing this week....It was all in good fun....oh and by the way I hope you used your raincoat with that blond chicklet in Cannes *shivers*....:)
  • Karen D
    Rob: Bella!? Wait up!! I'm just going to have a midnight snack and I'll catch up
    with you!
  • fab5mom
    Caption- "Sometimes I'm not the most dangerous thing out there, sometimes it's alcohol and four inch heels"
  • fab5mom
    like
  • SagaLover
    love it :) well good

    good luck fab5mom
  • debby_cullen
    Come on ladies I know i'm irrasistable but theres no need to inform the surrounding objects...
  • TheStupidLamb
    Caption: While Twilights Rob Pattinson was on his way back to his hotel, he dropped his hotel key card out of his back pocket. The 3 ladies who were stalking behind him noticed and raced to be the 1st to grab it. The blonde obviously won. Rob appeared to be pleased with the outcome.
  • twilightluver216
    Dude that totaly works with the pic!!!!
  • TheStupidLamb
    Thanks!! Im glad you liked it!
  • Laura
    CAPTION: "Just great! Got caught playing twister without the game board again!"
  • TheStupidLamb
    or Caption: Robert Pattonson appearance highly intoxicating?
  • CAPTION: “I CAN SAVE YOU TIME LADIES, I'M RIGHT HERE”

    (because they appear to be looking for something)
  • Things NOT to do if you want to impress Robert Pattinson.
  • LaPushbabyLaPush
    Good one...
  • thanks...I put it on here before I registered..sorry!
  • Caption: "All of this chicks failed the spidermonkey test...they are too imbecile that they even fetched my pack of cigarrettes damit"
  • Sparklingchica
    Caption: ahhh crap..what happens in vegas, stays in Vegas right?
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    I can't enter :) but i just want to say :)

    These 3 women have just shown us that you don't need class or style or dignity to spend some quality time with Rob :) You don't even need shoes :) Just carry smokes for him :)

    *does little happy dance* Yeayyy
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LMAO

    Apparently Rob likes his women barefoot and drunk! YAY! I can do that!!
    **Throwing away all my shoes**
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    My god i graduated in that :)

    Hurray :) A man who can appreciate a real womans talents LMAO
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LOL
    Yeah, real women like us have many "talents" that he would surely appreciate! I would LOVE to show him all of them! ;)
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Not all your talents at once sparkly :) ease him in gently :)

    We don't want to scare the boy bloody rigid :) LOL

    *damn it it's all gone to hell... i just used the words rigid and rob in the same sentence* lol
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LMAO

    **putting shirt back on**
    Uh...right, nic...not all at once...I don't want to scare him away

    thanks

    **realizing just now the words rigid and Rob were used together...getting visual**

    **THUD**
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    LOL

    How do you think i feel :) I'm reading bad ass edward smutty stuff and i just said those 2 words togther ;) And i'm at work :)

    work productivity - down 89%
    Smutty thoughts - up 1045%
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Sweet!! Now I really have a chance with him!!

    **throwing away "How to be Classy" book and buying carton of cigarettes**

    and I never had style or dignity in the first place soo..... HOORAY for me!!

    Aw, thanks for making me feel better Nic!!!!
    LOL ;)
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Okay :) my caption would be -

    *Let's throw these smokes in the bushes....and if he falls for it...we jump him from behind :)*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LOL. Love it!!!
    I left one down below, but I don't think it is that good. I don't perform well under pressure. ;) LOL But, I just couldn't walk away from that cool prize!

    Sucks you aren't in US! Dang...How about you post, and if you win, um, I will take care of the prize for you?? I would do that for you, what are friends for?? LOL ;)
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    oh i just replied mine to you since i cant enter :) damn maybe if i'd posted sooner LOL

    Gonna just go look for yours lol
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Hooray :)

    The only thing that book would be any good for is spanking him with when things get a bit kinky :)

    All those hollywood classy chicks are getting it all wrong :) LMAO

    Filthy minded drunken poorly dressed chicks with smokes rule :) *pumps first in air*
  • Shelley513
    Nicnix,

    Remember its only kinky the first time.
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    There are plenty of other inanimate objects i can substitute with when that gets old :)
  • Kiwi_sparkle
    *fist in air* and "wooohoooo" echoes from NZ around the world...
    LOL
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    LMAO :)

    Can always count on the kiwi chicks lol :) x
  • Kiwi_sparkle
    Hell yeah! Due for my next smoke, still a bit pissed from last night and unlike Rob I don't lose my car, I lose it sideways ;)
    LOL
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Whenever i've gone out drinking with people from NZ, i always put my affairs in order first :) just in case i die from alcohol poisoning :)

    Rob should take a trip down under *cough cough* if you know what i mean :)
  • Kiwi_sparkle
    HAHAHAHA!!! That sounds about right! We certainly have a thing for our drinking and can handle it too!

    Dunno if Rob could handle the drinking... or the down under... *wink + schoolgirl giggle* LMAO!!!
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Yeah lol we're the same in Scotland :)

    It must be the rain :) LOL

    Am pretty sure he can handle most things :) LMAO
  • Kiwi_sparkle
    Yeah... the rain... *innocent sheepish look* that's it! LOL

    I'm sure too, after all, he is who he is and I think all females (and some males) would let him handle... um... yeah... it's not R18 here eh? LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *sneaks through window*
    Got Ya!
    LOL
    Miss ya, stalker,
    LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    GAH!!!!

    Oh! 4thewolf...I thought you were busy....

    **hiding stalking notes of twifan89&lovethemcullenboys**

    Wow, it is so great to see you! Gee, you really should have called first though!! LOL

    Glad to see you made the flight okay, and didn't get arrested for assaulting people with your lip gloss!! LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *eyes narrow*

    I've got my eye on all your evil doings, stalker...

    LOL

    No, I'm too quick for security to catch me. I just started screaming. "The wolves...the wolves are coming" and shot out of there like a wolf outta the woods.

    People tend to back away rather quickly at things like that.

    Then I ran screaming down the terminal, my hair flying in the wind, and yelling, "Jacob, PHASE!! I need backup!!"

    LOL


    Still keeping lip gloss handy.



    See ya! (But you don't know when, do you?)

    LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Ya know, IF - and I do say "IF" - I didn't know better, I would think that you were stalking me as well....Hmmm... Good thing I know better.

    **jumping up and down like 4-year old at the possibility**

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *Slips into your view*

    Hmmm. maybe I AM stalking you. NMM is blocked from this computer, so can't comment, but you never know where I'm gonna be,hmmm?

    Stay out of trouble.

    *snort* *smirk*

    Hhahahahah

    That was funny.
  • ♥apple♥
    LOL "No mum, these cigarettes aren't mine, just holding on to them for Rob"
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    LMAO :)

    Any mother would be down there like a shot to help hold them :)
  • joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel
    haha true! I bet swearing's ok too! :D
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Oh swearing is essential :) Rob loves a chick with a pack of smokes and a filthy mouth :)

    We can ALL achieve this without too much effort :) yeay

    Who's with me lol
  • joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel
    I f***ing am!!! :D
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    LMAO :)

    You go without saying Jo :) you filthy minx LOL
  • joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel
    yay!!! :D
  • Kiwi_sparkle
    LMFAO!!! You rock! Haha
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    And open his beers of course, must need a lady...I mean, girl to do that (clearly ladies aren't always called for).
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    NO ladies here :) *phew*

    ;) lmao
  • Franchesca
    CAPTION: "HELP! I've Fallen and I can't get Pattison!!!"
  • CAPTION: I was sure Alice said she saw some Beer here. Keep looking, ladies...
  • Forever_Team Jacob<3
    Caption: These are 3 girls - This is robert pattinson - this is what happens to girls around robert pattinson. ....... Any Questions?
  • tet_d
    CAPTION: Forget $20,000 for a kiss. I need a light (for my cigarette) now! Whoever gets it can have me... hahaha go!
  • Rawr! xD
    Caption: (Rob to Bella) "Bella, I know what this looks like. Just don't freak out!"
  • Araceli Vest
    Nice Shoes: $100
    Great party clothes: $120
    Cigarettes: $5.46

    Meeting Robert Pattison and falling on your butt: Priceless
    Foe everything else there's Master card.
  • CAPTION: Who took the Twister mat away??
  • AdorebleKid
    girl: if I jump from a cliff wold you save me?
    rob thinking Probably not, but it woul be fun to see it.
    Rob: Of course
    all the girls try to jump
    girls: we thought you would catch us.
    Rob: Oh, right. Didn´t I told you that the dog would save you?
    Girls: NO!?? look I broke my leg!
    Rob: Oops, my bad.
    Then he runs away...
  • amanda p
    CAPTION:


    girls: MARCO?
    rob: POLO!
    girls: EDWARD?
    rob: CULLEN!
  • alice_cullen_love
    this is harlious! totally truee!
  • britwilove
    haha absolutley brilliant love!
  • pauu
    hahaha love it!!
  • MidnightSun
    Rob: Hey girls!
    at that second all the girls got dizzy and stop to breathe.
    Rob in shock: Girls? can you hear me? did you get heart attack?or are you just too drunk? the hospital is just in the corner... please answer me!!
    Girl #1(breathing again): No you are just so beautiful...
    Girl#2: Do you want to kiss me?
    Girl#3 thinking(how can anyone be so heartbreaking beautiful?) : You want some cig?
    Rob: No thanks, I´m in cookie diet.
    thinking( god they really need some cookies) and walk away
  • Jennifer
    Caption:

    Rob: NO MEAN NO GIRLS! MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL LISTEN AND I WON'T HAVE TO GO ALL VOLTURI ON YOUR DRUNKEN ASSES!
  • SweetCandy
    CAPTION:

    Rob: Girls... what are you doing?
    The girls in one voice: Damn you just dazzled us.
    Rob:(sighed) Oh god, don´t be such of Bella ffs! And beside I´m not a Edward now. Now I´m just a british Cedric so I can´t dazzle you guys... please go and visit a optician.
  • CAPTION: Sorry, forgot to turn off the DAZZLE!!!! Call for help!! They're dropping like flies!!
  • Jess09
    Caption: Honestly girls I am not thirsty. I appreciate the offer but your blood does not sing to me.
  • Caption:

    OME, I cant tell if it is alcohol or his intoxicating scent making me feel this way!
  • Bre
    CAPTION:
    Rob: "GIRLS! Get out of here, not matter how much you smoke that will not allure me to kiss you!, and KRISTEN, get out of the bushes there is NOT any marijuana or weed in there!"
  • pswope33
    CAPTION- "Where is Taylor and Kellan? If these three turn on me I am going to need some back up!"
  • TheStupidLamb
    Caption: It appears that our Twilight heartthrob, Robert Pattinson, continues to dazzle the ladies with his vampire charm and intoxicating aroma even off the movie set.
  • Caption: Oh that's how I can get away from crazy fan girls...throw my ID..*fart* AW what was that? RUN!
  • ciara
    Robert Pattinson walks passed a group of girls. He is so unbelievable beautiful that it hurts to look at him
  • ohmyjacob
    Caption: Look Rob were drunk! Want to clean our blood out by sucking the Alcohol out?!?!
  • Paula
    CAPTION: "Hey werewolve ladies, I don't smell THAT bad! Don't fell down, oh crap, you just did. Please, don't go! You can't hide from me forever!(smile)"
  • Siret
    (Y) nice one
  • Sally
    Hahahahaha, winner!
  • twilight_is_love
    Caption: (as rob) im so beautyfull i make all the girls faint..and even that one guy.....
  • MCJesus
    CAPTION: Drunken girl - "Is it just me or does it feel like we're falling sideways?"
  • CAPTION: "I thought my dazzling was only in Twilight"
  • the.other.girl.
    "Thaaaaats it ladies, just keep looking for that lighter..." says heartthrob Robert Pattinson, while he slowly tiptoes away.
  • Lauren
    Rob:okay ladies whoever finds my hidden vodka bottle wins a date and a kiss.
    Girl 1: Really?!*faints to ground*
    Rob: Yeah! Ready...set...go!
  • Stef
    CAPTION: In order from right to left and then center. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
  • carter04~TeamLegHitch~*MC-VG*
    hahaha! i love that saying... and it goes quite well :)
  • lisa
    OMG ROBERT PATTISON threw his cigarette on the ground !!! GET IT

    -xoxo
  • jessica
    As three prostitutes pick up dimes off the sidewalk, one stumbled to the ground and stayed there. Robert, when asked what he was doing in this situation replied, "These three girls were so drunk, and I was so bored, I decided to watch them and see if they do anything stupid really"
  • CAPTION: Eventually everyone falls for RPattz.
  • dotty4700
    From "Midnight Sun" to a little "Midnight Fun"
  • carter04~TeamLegHitch~*MC-VG*
    OOOOMMMMGGGG!!!!!! i absolutely love it! its short and simple, but has LOTS of meaning :) good job.
  • jesyka_haha
    Want to hear a good joke!
    Three drunk girls and Rob Pattinson walk into a bar. Oh wait, they walk out of a bar. No...who cares, it's RPattz. (Hopefully I'm one of those drunk girls.)
  • hannah_pattinson
    look you can play at being clumsy all you want but i know you're not bella!
  • Nessa_Cullen
    CAPTION: "Nobody move.....I've lost a contact!!!"
  • Pri Murray
    Robert: Leaveme alone!!!!!
    Girl in the floor: Please bitme!!
    Robert: I tell you, I`m not Edward!!!!
  • ILUVEDWARD
    Its mating season in the wilds of LA and here we can see how in the presence of the young Hollywood heartthrob robert pattinson, the young LA females loose control and surrender themselves to their animal instincts by performing a strange and aggressive mating ritual
  • rlovely
    caption: "Robert's sense of class; a genuine display."
  • Katie Jansen
    CAPTION: Blend in with the surroundings. Much like T-Rex, if you don't move, Pattinson will not see you. This will infinitely increase your chances of standing within a 2 mile radius of this beautiful, beautiful man.
  • CAPTION: Rob: Look, I've already told you, I'm not Edward, I'm not a vampire, and I don't sparkle....STOP THROWING GLITTER ON ME and acting like Bella to get my attention!
  • Kasi
    Thought i'd give it a go.

    Caption: Look girls, i don't need your drungs. I have my own brand of heroine.
  • carter04~TeamLegHitch~*MC-VG*
    ooommg! i love it! :)
  • RHammill
    CAPTION: "I bet Alice saw this coming"
  • =)
    Girl in black: Oh Rob!! I fell...help me!
    Rob: Well what if I'm not the superhero? What if....I'm the bad guy?"
    Girl in black: You stupid, shiny volvo owner!
  • Jordan
    CAPTION: "Cedric! HE'S AAALIIVEEE!" - Girls
  • Maud
    CAPTION: " Blond girl : Look! It's a ladybug!
    Girl with hat : OOH! where? lemme see!
    Girl on the ground: Oh boy, this could take a while, might as well take a
    little nap...
    Rob: They stopped looking! RUN legs! RUUUUN! "
  • SagaLover
    I love it Maud!!!
    soooo good :) made me laugh, i can just imagine them saying that hahaaa
  • GuysCanLikeTwilight
    CAPTION: “After misreading his part in the script, Robert Pattinson walks up to three drunk girls for a scene in New Moon.”
  • kikibabe156
    "Look Robert spit his gum out!!! EBAY!! EBAY!! EBAY!!"
  • edwardissexy1901
    CAPTION:
    Crap here comes Bella! Bury the rest of jacobs head and run away so i can still look hot and mysterious!
  • CAPTION:

    (Girl #1 in brown) *hyperventilates* "Tee hee, maybe if I look away I won't look too obsessed!"
    (Girl #2 in purple) "OMG! Rob spit on that patch of dirt! ...Will he notice if I pick it up???" *drools*
    (Girl #3 in black) "Okay, I've never smoked before, but I heard Rob used to be a chain smoker. He'll be impressed... Am I holding this right?"

    (Rob) "I think I almost know how the Beatles feel right now." *Rolls eyes*
  • lostandloveit
    Haha, I'm a huge beatles fan... SO TRUE!!!
  • Alexis
    If you're going to be my Bella then you're going to have to beg and work hard for it!
  • stephigo
    CAPTION: "Hey Ladies, Robert Pattinson is OVER HERE"
  • DMT
    CAPTION: "Hey Rob!" "I think I found your condoms." Rob responds, "Not mine.", "Everyone knows that vampires don't wear condoms, we're dead and we shoot blanks!"
  • Bre
    CAPTION:
    Rob: "GIRLS! Get out of here, not matter how much you smoke that will not allure me to kiss you!, and KRISTEN, get out of the bushes there is NOT any marijuana or weed in there!"

    :):):)
  • TwilightRobGirl
    With kisses going for $55,000.00 (US), desperate fans sell their shoes, scrounge for change and hope Pattinson will take a little off the price in exchange for a pack of smokes.
  • iLoveEdwardMore
    CAPTION: Girl Bending over “Wheres My camera!
    Girl in Black Dress"I don't know but he is getting a good look at you a**! Hey Rob wanna see mine?"
    Girl in Brown Jacket:Here i'll turn around to give him a good look of my a**.
    Girl Bending over: "Wait who took my shoes!?"
    (Rob laughs and takes his hand and puts it through his hair.)
    Rob: "Wheres my god d**** manger when I need him!?"
  • TheStupidLamb
    Caption: Robert Pattinson should come with a warning label:

    Caution: While in my presence I tend to cause dizziness, rapid heart rate, lack of concentration, and confusion.

    Rob: "I tried to warn you ladies. Where are your shoes sweetheart?"
  • Vanessa
    Oh crap, I slipped on his sparkle!
  • stephanie
    VAMPIRE ON THE LOOSE!
  • twilight_is_love
    Caption: YES i got there cigarettes, in my back pocket, there all on the floor, RUN!
  • edwards*hot
    caption: UMMMMMMMM i DONT KNOW THEM
  • Cazza
    Crap, I can't take my sisters or mother anywhere these days.....
  • Caption: so we had a little to drink, but the view I see is darn nice :)

    It busts looks like he's looking at the girl in purple
  • tay.tay
    CAPTION: "Oh crap, it's the cops! act normal!"
  • MMT20
    Caption:
    "Edward why aren't you with Bella?"
    Rob: Oh it's Jacob's turn. It's my day-off.

    *so this is what happens when Edward is on a day off*
  • BellaMuerte
    Faced with a decision, Spunk Ransom sacrifices his only shiny object to distract them: his lighter
  • BellaMuerte
    Priorities of middle age drunken Twihards:

    1. A Lighter
    2. Robert Pattison
    1000000000. Rehab
  • Renee
    Caption:
    WARNING: DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE PATTINSON.
    DOING SO MAY CAUSE
    CONFUSION, DIZZINESS AND IN RARE CASES
    EVEN BLINDNESS!
  • Edward loving blonde
    Caption:
    Rob: Okay girls here's the plan if we sneak around the back the paparazzi will never find us and therefore never know we're drunk! More importantly never find out I'm drunk!
    Girl in black: Let me have a cigarette. (dunkenly falls to ground) Whoa! When did the ground get there!
    Girl in purple: Ohhh! I want a cigarette too. OH MY GOD! I found my I.D. (bends to pick it up) Now if only I could find my shoes.
    Girl in brown jacket: Jack asses won't even notice I stole their purse.
  • PrincessChodie
    Hi,

    Can someone please send me the bad@ss Edward Link?
    I'm 18yrs.

    jelley_been@hotmail.com

    Thanks
  • Cindy
    Type your comment here.CAPTION: Three Rob Pattinson fans searching for lost dignity.
  • Linda
    We're not here. They can't see us.
  • SagaLover
    hahaa love it :)
    simple but so cool
  • Katie
    Caption: Rob: When I wanted them to leave, I told them I was a vampire and wanted to eat them. They asked if that would get blood on their shoes.
  • MeganLovesTwilight
    CAPTION:
    Rob: "Why is everyone intoxicated by my very presence? Good thing vampires don't get drunk." :)
  • MeganLovesTwilight
    CAPTION:
    Rob: " Welll, since you're all searching the ground with your butts in the air, i guess that means you don't have an extra cigarette? (thinking to himself) "Oookay I think I should go now."
  • mrs_R_cullen
    hehehheh brilliant!

    "when they relised rob's kisses were going for 55 grand each, the girls started frantically searching the surrounding areas for any spare change"
  • Laura
    CAPTION:

    "Come on now ladies quit fainting, i wasn't even trying hard, i can Dazzle better then that"
  • debra cuaresma
    CAPTION: "TWI-HARD down! i repeat, TWI-HARD down!"
  • team JACOB!! ; )
    Caption:

    "It does appear that these three women are suffering from a widely spread illness..
    OCECD (Obsessive Coplusive Edward Cullen Dissorder)"

    WARNING WARNING-
    After a long study of OCECD we have concluded that rare interactions with or sightings of Edward Cullen can trigger your body to do strange things; the crippling need to fall over on you a$$, the inability to hold onto reality (or your credit card), and the overwhelming sensation to go into forested areas (or a nearby bush) and search for him...
  • team JACOB!! ; )
    you know yall like this,
    soo click the LIKE button please and thank you :D
    lol
  • TEAM PAUL :-D
    caption: AND ALL I ASK FOR WAS A LIGHT!!!???
  • D.Momma
    Caption: "Sweetie, if you wanna play leap frog, you gotta be FACING the camera..."
  • CAPTION: Not funny Jasper! I never said to make them feel like drunken idiots! What do I do with them now? Drop them off with the Volturi?
  • poolexie
    CAPTION:

    Movie Poster for....."How NOT to be" when meeting Robert Pattinson - staring 3 young drunks
  • snowcrocus
    Rob: "Uh... I'm pretty sure this isn't how you play twister." With frightened trepidation.

    ...and who invited Michael Jackson?!?
  • Bianca A. Gonzalez
    Caption: *Rob, **girl on the floor, *** girl in brown jacket, ****Girl in purple blouse
    *Are you ladies doing ok?
    **Oh just trying to get on my feet.
    ****Yeah and I’m looking for my engagement ring. I think I threw it in here earlier. Thought “My fiancé is going to be so pissed.”
    ***AH...I can’t get up. Thought “Where did I leave my shoes?”
    *thought “Ok this is hilarious.” Alright girls have fun, I gotta go.
  • Kayla
    Caption : " I guess he can bedazzle three ladies at once. Sometimes love knocks you down."
  • Rob thinks it's finally time for a little menage w/Kristen, Dakota, and Nikki . . .
  • Deanna
    Caption:
    "Attraction Contest: The girl with the best way to attract RPattz will win a date with him!

    Here are our contestants:

    Contestant #1: (Girl bending over) What guy doesnt like a girl bending over & showing some ASSests??

    Contestant #2: (Girl looking away) UGH! i hate not knowing what to do! *confused face*

    Contestant #3: (Girl on the floor) Ohh?? Robert Pattinson? i thought Jesus came & i started praying!

    Its ok RPattz, girls simply dont know what to do when you come around. Hahahaha!
  • Allison
    Rob screams out, "Look, there's Edward!"
    "What!?" Screams the two on the left as they get ready to run. The third tripped and couldn't get up on those heels.
  • Camille Cullen
    CAPTION: "And at this exhibit, you will find the average super hot vampire preying on 3 wild girls, appearing to be digging for the greatest treasure of all, the very first published copyl of Twilight"
  • Rae
    Caption: (Robert thinking) "Where'd the fourth girl run to? And what's with the playing cards? Man, the girls I attract keep getting stranger and stranger!
  • ChrissieWolfPack
    erm, ok, well this is arquard, i'm sorry, i dont really have control over my dazzling, do you want help?

    oh no sorry i can see that makes it worse
  • Its_twilight_mania
    "yep, still got it"
  • Morgan
    lol
    Caption
    Girl in purple: What is that?
    Girl in Brown : ewwwwwww
    Girl in black: I am NOT drunk!
    Rob: ...maybe now i can make my escape!

    =D
  • Elaine
    WARNING YOU MAY HAVE CONSUMED TOO MUCH ROBERT PATTINSON
    Girl on ground: OMG I cant feel my legs!
    Girl in hat: OMG Is that plant talking to me?
    Girl without shoes: OMG There you are My Precious!
    Rob: I think my butt is still here. Were ok!
  • Twilight_Fanpire1901
    CAPTION:
    Fun after a night of heavy drinking....
    Girl bent over: Oh no! I dropped my smokes!!
    Standing girl: HA! There your personal heroin! ha, thats funny....
    Girl in black *screams*: I KNOW WHAT I AM!
    Standing girl: Say it OUT LOUD...
    Girl in black: DRUNK!!! haha *falls over*
    Rob: Let me just take you guys home, let me just grab my keys...
    Girl bent over: No! rob lost his keys?! lets find them...
    Standing girl: maybe they are in the bushes...
    Rob: oh forget it...
  • TeamVampWolf
    Caption: Rob: Oh hey Cam, whos video is better now??
  • twifans217
    Rob:..... "okay, I'm sending you all on a scanvenger's hunt........"
  • Halanna
    CAPTION:

    That's right ladies, I AM a force of nature.
  • Lilly Cook
    CAPTION: Crazy white drunk women! I wonder if Edward Cullen had to put up with this?
  • bec
    BREAKING NEWS!
    News Reporter- This just in! A local elderly resident has alerted the police about " a herd of wild animals " stampeding through the street. The woman described the situation as terrifying yet she couldnt look away.The zoo eventually was called out to capture the animals and discovered that it was just in fact another robert pattinson dazzling victim. When the zoo keeper tried to calm the ladies down he was impaled by one of the womans stillettos. After that Robert pattinson fled the from the scene screaming like a woman. The zoo keeper was hospitalized however his insurance doesnt cover " high heel impalement". The woman was put in a mental facility.
  • Shereen
    It WILL make you fall to the ground.......
    It WILL make you walk on the streets with no shoes.........
    It WILL make you search through the bushes for nothing.....
    It is.....THE ROB EFFECT
    Use it with caution it can be hazardous.
  • The Popper
    CAPTION- Rob: ...um...excuse me....uhh...i don't really know...eh...this is just 2 effing weird...*smirks & shakes head*

    SIDE NOTE: WILL u three (itsREP, ilikeemsparkly, and robrocks) please get ur sorry a**es up and stop embarrassing us @ nmm.org! Geesh, we can never take you all anywhere!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LMAO!! Nice..

    What do you mean "embarrassing" - - You were the one who took the picture! You were supposed to wait until we ripped his clothes off, but NOOOO you just got too excited and had to snap the picture...And why didn't you turn the flash off? That is what scared him off.....Geeze. Talk about not being able to take people anywhere, we could have had a nekkid Pattinson picture....

    **shaking head**
    LOL
    :)
  • The Popper
    WTH....I didn't know you all were going to be so d*mned uncoordinated!! I still don't know wth u were doing on the ground!!!.......way to go......i definetly don't see how ripping his clothes off had 2 do w/ you all's a** in the air...!

    ....AND don't try 2 act like u don't know y there's no more pictures.....if they only knew....if they only knew......
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **waving hands in the air**

    SSSHHHH!! Geeze, don't say too much on here.....Too many eyes....

    LOL
    :)
  • mayaish (TeamEd/Jazz)
    LOL
  • The Popper
    *pointing @ u disapprovingly*

    ......I told u not 2 take that vibrating doll......
    ..................& now everybodies got something 2 say about my tatoo!!......

    *pointing @ wrist*
  • Kiwi_sparkle
    *sprints across the forum*

    "nekkid...*pant*... pattinson... *pant*... what??? where"

    *collapses*
    LOL
  • irunwithvampires
    CAPTION: (Rob) Hahaha, this is fun, it's like playing with a werewolf. (throws cigarettes) Fetch ladies... hahaha.
  • Girl 1 : I found Narnia!
    Girl 2 : Where?!
    Girl 3 : I lost my lighter
    Rob : Oh thank God, I thought they found Hogwarts.

    So not good but I tried!
  • Rob : GO TEAM PAUL!!
    Girl 1 : *squats down to catch breath*
    Girl 2 : *sits down to catch her breath*
    Girl 3 : *falls down* What?!

    Bwahahaha!
  • What Obsession?
    CAPTION: Crap our husbands are coming! Act like you dropped something!
  • MS.Hale
    CAPTION: rob : oops i dropped a penny. all girls: its mine!
  • RPattz
    caption:

    rob: god i cant take you new born .... " children" anywhere!... gosh!
    girl on the ground: *thinks* "i need a drink .. wheres bella? "
    rob: DONT YOU START THIS AGAIN! YOU JUST HAD THE 3 GUYS BACK THERE! NO MORE! DONT MAKE ME CALL YOUR MOTHER!
    girl with he butt showing: shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your bootay bootay shake your bootay! yeah!
    girl in the bush: why are you talking about bootay, he's a wearwolf, he has a tail, duh!
    rob: YOU DONT SAY THAT!
  • aree
    Caption: Geez not them again. maybe i can sneak away..but that girl who is bare foot looks like she can run pretty fast..now i wish i had Edwards super speed...
  • Brittany and Kari
    Caption:
    Edward: "oo i lost my cigarettes"
    Purple fan: "ill get it" (bending over)
    Bella: (about to shove girl in purple) "get away from my man"
    Black fan:they smell so good
    Bella: "retards there just breath mints"
    Edward:"lets go Bella before you hurt yourself"
  • Heather
    Rob: Ladies, what are you doing?!
    Girl: We are trying to morph into super ugly girls before jacob black sees us
    Girl in black: YEAH! You know he will tell bella you were with super hot chicks, just so she will dump you for him
    Rob: morph into ugly girls? *sounds confused* well your transformation is complete *nervous laugh*
  • Ashley
    before twilight:
    girls "eww get away from us CREEP"
    Robert "but i thought it would be nice if i could get a date for once"
    black "keep dreamin"
    brown "im just going to go into the plants and think this through"
    purple: (hickups, dropping her ciggs) "oops, i did it again, dropped my cigarretes, got lost in the dark, oo baby baby"
    Robert "wow....im just going to leave now" (gets up laughing)
  • Stacy
    CAPTION: All women have fallen for you and they can't get up!
  • twilightfankate
    CAPTION: Alright ladies, I think this is as close to a public loo as we're going to get
  • jESI
    "I'VE GOT A PROBLEM! I DREAM ABOUT IT EVERY DAY. i HAVE TO READ FROM IT EVERYDAY. i CHECK THIS SITE EVERYDAY. I TRIED TO DRINK BLOOD AND MORE THEN ONE OCCASION. i COVERD MYSELF IN DAZZLING SPRAY. i TRIED TO JUMP OUT OF A TWO STORY AND HOPED TO END UP ON THE FAR BRANCH WITH A CAT ON MY BACK. i HAVE A PROBLEM. IM IN TOO MUCH LUV WITH THE TWILIGHT SAGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PS... aLL OF THESE ABOVE ARE TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ohtobeMel
    CAPTION "(rob) Hey blondie... Nice hiney, but where did you put your shoes again?"
  • Aprylle
    Caption: "Oops! I just farted. Please excuse me. Let me help you find your shoes. Did not mean to blow them off and knock you down. See, I am just a regular guy!"
  • twilightroxmysox2442
    Everyone hurry and stumble into the bushes before anyone sees us! Oh too late the pop found up now were on film might of well just lye down on the floor and go to sleep.
  • Maggie
    CAPTION: Rob- Let's go new MOONING girls.
    Girl on Ground- O.K. Edward!!!
    Rob- Last one to show there arse to the camera looses!!
    Girl in Purple- I'm gonna win!!
    Rob- Bloody hell!!
  • iamsoteamjacob
    We all need to run and hide James, Victoria, and Laurent are coming!!! That doesn't mean to stumble around and lye on the ground!
  • Arsenault5
    Caption:
    Rob: Quick, I think they've seen us!!!
    Girl in purple: I'm just playing along.... you know... pretending I've dropped something. (giggles)
    Rob: Oh, you've dropped something alright. Where are your shoes??
    Girl in black: Something *hick* smells funny, *giggles*
    Girl in brown: Told you I didn't want to do this.
    Girl in black: I like *hick* playing *hick* ding dong ditch. *hick*
    Rob: That went well
  • EddysGal
    CAPTION: "Oh for the love of all that's holy - I can just see the headline now - 'RPattz's charm and good looks makes the ladies swoon'. Ah well, at least they won't say I smell any longer, that one on the ground is gonna have bruise though - ouch." RPattz shakes his head and walks away.
  • Evan
    girl on floor:smerrrrrrrrrrrrr

    girl in purple: there is gum on the wall!, i want it!

    girl in brown jacket : can i have some?

    Rob : what the hell am i doing here!
  • EdwardsPanda
    COMMENT!!!!!
    Robert: *gotta find way to escape crazy fan girls gotta find way to escape. THINK THINK!!!!! Oh i know* Throws pack of cigaretts in bush* "Whoops girls i think i've accidently droped my cigarrets!!! *fakes a =(*
    Girls: "where over here?"
    Rob: "no little more over there" *begins to run away*
    Girls: Oh okkkay we'll go get them
    Rob: yeah you do that
  • Ciggy_
    CAPTION: Hey ladies did you see the flame on that lighted fart?? Blimey that was a GOOD one! Uh...ladies?
  • YouAreMyLifeNow
    Caption: "Jill, Kelly and Sabrina, is it? So do you always drink this much on the job"?
  • AshleyAnne5
    Yeah that's right.... I just dazzled three ladies at once!
  • NYCstartobe247
    Caption: No girls, Bella isn't here... we're fine!
  • jasperfan#1
    CAPTION: What?!?! I'm not what you're looking for??? Dang these TEAM JACOB lunatics. I sparkle damnit!
  • Stacy
    No, I will not make out with you.
  • twilightlover23
    caption:nothin like some drunk girls with some cigarrets........i wonder if theyll let me have some?
  • hollycenations
    Caption:
    After Robert Pattinson mistakenly dropped his box of cigarettes, a swarm of females pounced on the opportunity to give them back to him.
  • J-BAG(Team Dirty Tay)
    CAPTION: "I am sorry girls. Your minds were blank, so I could not read it. I thought one of you was bella."
  • lauraseclipse
    Caption:(Rob thinks and smiles wickedly) "Well at least they didn't scream at me."
  • ♥Luvsthacoldnhotguys♥
    Caption: Rob: "Friends don't let friends walk intoxicated."
    Girls: "What? We're not intoxicated."
    Rob: "You're intoxicated by my very presence."
    lol
  • Berlygrl
    CAPTION: See, if you sit on the ground like this, bend over with no shoes on or wear a manly hat, You too can have Rob Pattinson looking for his security team!
  • Jonica
    Hide your face and maybe they won't know your human.
  • meghn_kelixo816
    Caption: Yess!!! I've perfected my dazzle look so well that i can sweep women off their feet and cause them to lose their stuff in just one glance!!! Just in time for New Moon!! I bet Chris and the cast will be soo proud of me!!
  • briannacullen
    caption :

    today on daily news about Robert pattinson we can see that these girls are really trying out for eclipse early! with their vampire signature moves . wow women have really let themselves go with this one .
  • Ivy
    CAPTION: There can only be one Bella Swan. All other clumsy brunettes don't qualify, take a seat with Jessica.
  • wilson5
    Caption:
    "Crazed fans try to lure Edward 'Robert Pattinson' by posing as Denali Clan"
  • "Ummmmmm Ladies i think we all had a wee bit to much to drink to night i we can't even stand up straight."
  • Cazza
    The Vanity Fair shoot was not going according to plan this time around....
  • Brianna
    (just ding-dong ditched)
    CAPTION: GIRLS: " Do u think they know it's us?"
    ROB: "No we have a really good hiding spot."
  • Monica
    Caption: Rob we have your room key, I swear It's in the bushes... no, it's on the ground.. it's in my dress... I swear Rob don't go.

    R: Actually I have it.
  • ohmyjacob
    Caption:
    girl on the ground- Look you guys look its Edward! I told you he was real!
    Girl bent over- What? where? on the ground? Wheres my Tiny Edward!?!
    Girl next to the girl bent over- Really? I'm not sure I will help you look though!
    Girl on the ground- No, no, right in front of me!
    Girl on the ground- Pretty please help me up edward!
    Rob- I'm out of here you guys are crazy!
  • proudtobeatwilightfan2442
    "Ummmmmm Ladies i think we all had a wee bit too much Rum to drink to night we can't even stand up straight."
  • alexaacullen
    caption: ladies please, i'm takin....well bella doesnt have to no, right? lets have ourselves a smoke shall we?(bella walks in) oh shoot bellas comin!! lay on the floor and look dead..ok..good...BE CAREFULL....
    Bella: ahh edward, whats goin on?
    edward: well i was hungry. PLEASE DONT TELL CARLISLE!!!
  • Sara
    CAPTION: Breaking news these girls think they can get RPatz with their cleaning skills, more story after Robert goes and throws up.
  • constantnorthernstar
    Caption: I'm sorry miss, I told you I don't want to play ring around the rosie... I'd rather stare at that blonde girls butt.
  • jessica
    Ok there’s the plan: we’ll put this pack of cigarettes on the ground and when goes to reach for them we’ll pounce on him and drag him somewhere nobody will every find him. ROBERT PATTINSON GOION TO BE OURS!!!!

    Girls shouldn’t you have set the trap before I walked up and formed a plan somewhere I couldn’t hear you!

    Dam he knows QUICK PLAY DEAD!!
  • LisaM0014
    I don't even know what to say but WTH? It looks like there should be a funny story behind that photo.
  • LisaM0014
    woohooo. first post!
  • SagaLover
    lol congratulations!! :)
  • locheneilien
    Holy Heck they fursploded! Where did Jacob run off too?
  • TheStupidLamb
    Caption: Rob stumbles across 3 obviously impaired females.
  • stephanie
    caption: VAMPIRE ON THE LOOSE!
  • Anaïs
    Maybe they goes out from a pub or from a club, they have probably drink a bit to much and one of the girls or Rob loos one lenses of contact and they are all searching for that, and Rop can't breaf beacause he laugh to much!
  • ohmyjacob
    Caption: Really Rob were NOT Drunkkk.... what makes youuu think that???
  • It looks like all 3 have wings on..maybe that's Kristen, Ashley, and Nikki
  • citka
    comment: what happens in vegas stays in vegas, right?
  • Caption: Tell me again,WHAT THE HELL am i doing here.
  • Rob : " Other chicks stalking me...but they're drunk. I can make it..If I run this way..."
    The blonde girl : " Oh Rooooob...where are you? I could've swear I saw you somewhere in this bush"
    The girl with the hat: " Yeah..you're right..I saw him,too.He must have hide somewhere.Search more,Search more!"
    Rob: " They're even drunker than I am!"
    The Girl from the floor:" You two are so stupid!Here he is...I have to take a shot of thaaat.."
    Rob:"I gotta run for my life,but first .....ahh...something itchy in my pants..okay..there you go...that's so much better...where was I? Ohh..yeah..the part where I have to run!"
  • rava
    CAption: Why hello there.
  • rava
    Caption: Whyyyyy helooooo theree(hicup)eeeeee
  • MCJesus
    CAPTION: You know you're drunk when you have to hold onto something, even when laying down, because everything is spinning.
  • nicknickcole13
    CAPTION:
    ALL(SLURRING VOICES): "WE'RE NOT DRUNK, THE SIDEWALK IS JUST SLANTED AND UH YEAH...NOT DRUNK AT ALL."
  • pixy0116
    Caption: Wow i thought bowling for chicks would have been more fun than this. Man that hurt my bum.
  • Caption: Rob: "Girls, I think I can walk myself back to my car. You should find a cab." In his head: Stupid fangirls...even drunk they're odd.
  • Caption: "Goldilocks (Robert) and the three bears (the ladies)" a story with a TWIST!..a really big TWIST!
  • morgannnn
    Edilocks and the three drunken ladies...lol
  • KP
    CAPTION: "Looking for Edward, he's an appartion after a couple drinks"!
  • Carol_Evans_Pattinson
    Caption First one to find my keys wins a prize.....

    Unfortunatley I found them here with me so Rob I"m still waiting on my prize
  • J.Cat
    Rob:"Does anyone have a light?"
    Girl on the ground:"Ohhh, I do! Stupid blonde just tripped me!"
    Blonde:"Holy crow! R.Pattz just asked me for a light? Tim to flash some of the goods!"
    Girl in the Jacket:"Oh Hale NO! She just flashed him...time to look away OR should I ask him to bite me?"
  • renee
    Caption: (ROB) My butt is so hotter than hers!
  • mary
    That was long ago
  • Agaga
    Is this a recent picture? Haven't seen it before. Lucky girls.
  • giggsy_girl
    no,it's a very old pic.
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    Yeah...really old pic, but still SO funny!
  • ♥apple♥
    Had a little bit too much to drink, ladies?
  • Ems
    Caption: I seemed to have lost a pen...ahha the things fans will do ;)
  • IveMB
    thats is a very old picture in London!!
  • yuriinsane
    CAPTiON: They keep fallin for him but theyre OVERBOARD?
  • IHeartRP
    lucky ladies
  • joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel
    hahaha poor Rob looks like he ran into a Drunk Stalkers Camp :D
    dammit!
    NMM ladies, that should be us!!!
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    There not looking... nows my chance to RUN!
  • Carol_Evans_Pattinson
    Caption: First one to find my find my keys gets a prize.......

    Unfortunately I found his keys here with me so Rob I'm still waiting on my prize
  • taylorlautner♥
    thats so not fair.
    i live in the uk :'(
  • RpattzLover
    yummy
  • i_love_edward
    CAPTION: oooooo, someone's been working out!
  • lostelf76
    Three girls who run into Robert desperately search for something he can autograph:
    girl bent over: you can sign this piece of paper I found!
  • TourDaCullen
    Caption: Oh crap I dropped it...I got it...*whinning* I fallen and I can't reach my edward..Rob: that ok ladies you don't have to fight I am out of here.
  • con
    Good God while these drunken ladies are looking for a pen i will make my exit,QUICKLY!
  • Nikkie
    COMMENT: STOP! i'm stronger then i thought...

    lol sorry i thought it was funny :]
  • jadedspirit
    Rob:.."is that my ride?
    Girl in jacket: :"
    i'm so ashamed!!"
    Blonde:.."ooohhhh a quarter"
    Girl on ground: "shit!..my nail!"

    having one too many....PRICELESS
  • Christine
    CAPTION:
    The girl in the black seems to want to show Rob her boobs, the girl in the purple her butt, but Rob only seems to want to look at the girl showing him his back. Is that an English thing?
  • Jesica Quintian
    CAPTION: AND HERE I WAS THINKING THAT BELLA WAS THE ONLY CLUMSY ONE, MUST BE THE WATER IN FORKS!
  • Emily
    CAPTION: "Hey! Purple shirt, I told you... no more monkey impersonations! You are NOT a monkey!
  • wakabaiashi
    Caption:
    As our four friends fall over drunk walking home from the nearest pub, rob realizes he should have brought emmett and sneakily begins to slink away backwards.
  • wakabaiashi
    Caption:
    Rob only seems interested in the girl showing him her back... British thing maybe?
  • CAPTION: "Hey aren't you the waitress from Twilight? Have you been falling for me? I mean following me!?"
  • Rocky
    Okay, I've lost my indie, low-key out-of-papz/fan-girl-radar-regular-person status, GO FIND IT!
    OR
    I've seem to have lost my cigarette carton, can you girls please find it. If you do I'll give you a dollar. Who can resist a dollar? You know you want it.
  • TheStupidLamb
    Caption: Robert Pattinson out and about with 3 female companions who have obviously inhaled too much of that intoxicating "Edward" aroma.
  • Tere Gray
    Um, I could really care less if you think you are having a "Bella" moment.
  • Vikki
    CAPTION: I told you girls that I only want one type of Heroine, and thats Bellas.. Sorry ladies please be on your way...
  • Frenchy_Lea
    So sad I don't live in the US !!! :(

    I would write somthing like :
    Caption : (makes his crooked smile)
    " ok, NOW I can sit with you and watch the real effect I have on girls" (lights a cigarette)
    -ROB-
  • carlisle's_catch
    bugger, now what the bloody hell am i supposed to tell the agency about these three...oh i was just interviewing them to be stunt devils..bollocks maybe i should just sparkle my eyes, trousle my hair, and play the innocent card. yes that will work!
  • Tina
    Here let me get that for you.
  • Nicci Granacher
    Caption: haha Robert. I wonder if any magazine asked if anyone of these girls is his girlfriend. Probably Robert cant even go out with a girl and if he does they assume its his girlfriend. Poor guy! Thats why i kind of want to be spotted in public with him because i would be honored to be call Robert Pattinson "Girlfriend". LOL
  • UrHoldIsPermanentNUnbreakable
    CAPTION : Kelly ! , kim ! quick get the taser I'll block his way so he can't escape mohahah !!!
  • twilight2dawn
    CAPTION: “I could've sworn you had a cut on your finger. I was only trying to knock you out of Jasper's way.”
  • carlisles_catch
    bugger, now what the bloody hell am i supposed to tell the agency about these three...oh i was just interviewing them to be stunt devils..bollocks maybe i should just sparkle my eyes, trousle my hair, and play the innocent card. yes that will work!
  • nelluc
    Caption: "Its just a quarter ladies......we'll find another one."
  • ruelyn
    ... and who's the bitches? robert really sucks, I don't like him anymore... such a PLAYBOY!!!!!!!!!!
  • Lovetwilightx
    haha
  • robeyboy
    wow nice pic
  • Kirsty Cullen-ane
    ooohh i like this font btw. (that wasn't my caption)
    CAPTION: "Maybe if we crouch down really small he won't notice us, i get my tips off all the best stalkers ;)"
  • XenaB
    Caption:- "What The"
  • rosstwilight
    OK girls we're here to talk about how not to fall down with a cigarret on hand like your friend down there.... well al least they don't make me run for my life like other fans
  • BiANCA I
    Girl in black: "I've had a little bit too much....oh oh ohhhh I think I got Edward Cullen to blushh...oh oh ohhhh"

    Girl in purple: (Booty poppin to girl in black's song)

    Girl in brown jacket (to herself): "Wow...lilac honey and sun? This is definitely not Edward, cuz this boy's breath is kickin!"

    Rob: "Would anyone fancy another brandy?"
  • Kristin
    Caption: Just another photo to show the amazing effect that Rob's sparkle has on the ladies... Intoxicating...
  • laurenrocks
    Caption: look i fell, help me rob!?!?!?!
  • Meghan
    CAPTION: Yesss!!! I've perfected my dazzle look so well that I can sweep women off their feet and make them lose their belongings with just one glance!! Just in time for New Moon!!
  • RobismySL_ TeamPatzz&Stewy
    Caption: Rob: " Oh my God, Check out that a**
    Girl on ground. "How the hell did i get on the ground, I dont remember a thing." Holy Crap...It's Rob"
  • B.C
    There Intoxicated on Sparkles so I am Driving .
  • lovlesswhat
    rob is f**king hott!!
  • megan
    CAPTION: Okay Ladies, how much do i owe you for the buy two get one free?
  • Lee Anne Wilson
    Caption:
    Crazed fans try to entice Robert Pattinson by acting as Denali Clan
  • Marybeth
    Caption: DAZZLED!
  • Laurence
    Caption: Rob say: Hey girls i write my phone number in a piece of papeer and it felt down, can one of you find it and give me a call?" It's a good way to scape them! - Rob Think.

    As if not enogh being follow for papz now he have to deal with crazy fan.... even drunk ones.
  • Berlygrl
    Caption: Thankfully, I can run blindingly fast. Now, which direction?
  • R*
    CAPTION: "Er.....guys, if you lookin for me.....im right here????"
  • jessica pattinson forever
    caption: the women in purple is sticking her but out second the girl in black is crazy for trying to show off and the girl in brown seems like she wants nothing to do with rob.
  • Hannah
    "Quick get up before the Paparazzi finds us..Crap to late!"
  • Tammy
    Caption:(Robert)Sorry ladies, I've got gas, I didn't mean to blow you down. Watch those cigarettes!!!
  • MNtwiFan
    caption: 1 2 3 4 get your woman on the floor......Ladies a little help here?!?!
  • imadude05
    caption: run she is down
  • cheri
    Caption: small earthquake jolts the town.
  • sunshinesparkle
    the US is sooo lucky i cant enter lol
  • SagaLover
    me neither :( so not fair....
  • Brianna
    (just ding dong ditched)
    CAPTION: GIRLS: "do u think they know it's us?!?!"
    "ROB: " no we have a good hiding spot."
  • badtwilightboy
    wow
  • the girl in the black looks drunk as hell the girl with the purple shirt looks like shes trying to pee on a paper and the girl with the hat looks like shes about to get on the girl with the purple shirt for a piggy back ride and robert is just watching laughing at the three girls like i am right now!!lol .lmao
  • Caitlyn
    Oh sorry girls I didnt take a bath again! Am I really that stinky that you drop your belongings and you have to barf in a bush? Cmon ladies im rob freakin pattinson! deal with it im hot!
  • SUSAN WARD
    One down..two to go :))
  • vanfan
    "TWISTER ANYONE?" Right hand on BLUE, Left foot on GREEN.... who's turn is it to spin?
  • Olivia
    Caption:
    girl on floor: rob im drunk as hell and well u come help me get up?
    purple shirt girl: dont jump on me hat girl im trying to pee on this paper.
    hat girl: i want a piggy back ride purple shirt girl and ur in the position so here i go ready.
    robert: u girls r hilarious but i gotta go film so bye have fun wit ur issues
  • Gabi
    Caption: Females fall into position by the mere presences of RPattz.
  • xxxAvaxxx
    Rob: Come on woman, time for sex.
  • Jessice
    Ok there’s the plan: we’ll put this pack of cigarettes on the ground and when goes to reach for them we’ll pounce on him and drag him somewhere nobody will every find him. ROBERT PATTINSON GOION TO BE OURS!!!!

    Girls shouldn’t you have set the trap before I walked up and formed a plan somewhere I couldn’t hear you!

    Dam he knows QUICK PLAY DEAD!!
  • Twilightoholic
    CAPTION: probably all the girls were drunk... rob was passing them, when the ( sitting on the floor) maybe fell because she tried to pick up her zigarrett... the blond one saw rob and droped her zigarrette box and the other one is trying to get away from the cameras.. Rob was just trying 2 be a gentleman!!! lol ;)
  • Brandi C
    CAPTION: (Rob) I only surround myself with high class girls.
  • iamsoteamjacob
    i just LOVE this website
  • Jordan Wood
    CAPTION: " Blimey, I guess these girls do want a good sucking"
  • Evan
    girl in black: smerrrrrrrrrrrr
    girl in purple: there is gum on the wall!!, i want it

    girl in brown jacket: can i have some?

    Rob: what the hell am i doing here !!! fml.
  • Caption: "Sorry ladies I thought you knew, I'm not really a vampire in real life. I can't change you over....sorry.
  • Caitlin
    I don't get this in London.
  • utopia76
    Caption

    Girl in brown jacket" Look Robs throwing some Limited Edition Twilight Trading Card for us fans grab em"
    Girl in black dress" Oh no one went up my dress, have to get it. oh no cant control my balance"
    Girl in printed top" oh i got it. yippyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Rob can i get a kiss now"
    Rob " wait, only after i stop staring at your Ass"
  • twigal1
    CAPTION:
    ROB: i dazzle you dont i ladies?
    ROB TO HIMSELF: i could get used to this having girls throw themselves at my feet
    GIRL IN BROWN: nope nope im looking for my friends shoe
    GIRL IN BLACK FALLS OVER:nope *hick* who are you *giggles* and why do you have pink rabbits dancing at your feet?
    GIRL IN PURPLE: argh im gonna be sick!
    ROB:uh uh no way i will not allow you to be sick anywhere me or my sparkles
    GIRL IN BROWN: time to get you two home your both pissed as farts
  • Jrm
    Oh Crap! I just farted and I think that the girl in black fell down on the ground because of the smell and the blond one wants to vomit and the girl in the leather jacket wants to hide in the bushes. But who cares I'm a vampire, my farts smell like Dolce & Gabbana parfume!
  • CAPTION '" and who said the french don't have fun"
  • Vlenain
    Whoopsie-Doodle!!!
  • Stephanie
    Caption: VAMPIRE ON THE LOSE!!!!!
  • karen37
    does anybody know the person in the brown jacket is that kristen post
  • ♥KristenFreakingGorgeous76♥
    i was thinking maybe it could be her, the hair color and the frame fits her .. but does kristen like that sort of handbag? ..
  • Cry-Light
    Caption: Red light...Green Light...STOP! You guys are so good, you make my butt ich.
  • Stephanie
    Caption: VAMPIRE ON THE LOSE!!!!!!!
  • CAPTION :
    Brown-jacket girl: Hmmm, maybe his sparkle "materials" are hiding behind the plants.
    Purple: Maybe the sparkle would come to me when I show my credit card and say I'm rich.
    Black-dressed: LOSERS! Don't look for the sparkles, wait for it to go to you! I should look gorgeous-- like Rob, so that I would sparkle too. Let me pose here. :D

    Robert: *weird people. they would only sparkle if there's SUN. :|*
  • I guess second hand smoke really does kill!
  • MNtwiFan
    Caption:
    It's like the Wilds of the jungle out here in the Streets of L.A. , Young women willing to do anything to get their unsuspecting prey,ready to pounce at any second, while the prey (Young Hollywood star Robert Pattinson) Looks on wondering when his time will come, as the girl on the ground sturggles to get up to try her pounce again :)
  • mayaish (TeamEd/Jazz)
    Caption- rob: "im not even suppose to be here today!!!"
  • ♥KristenFreakingGorgeous76♥
    the girls with cigs on their hands are fans, the black dress girl is the fan that always tried to get her hands on rob .. lol...
    the leather jacket girl could be kristen ..together with rob...on a date... ;:D
  • jacksonrgirl
    Rob: Have you girls seen my sparkle, i dropped it
    girl in black: I'll shift into a mongrel then i;ll have a better view
    two other girls: i think i found it, never mind its just body glitter
    hope you like it xD
  • tlaut66
    CAPTION Rob " Shake that @ss girl!"
  • DMCWolf
    CAPTION:These girls start falling and vomiting every time I pass by...I don't smell that bad do I?
  • Alex's mom
    CAPTION: CAUTION!! It has just been discovered that smoking either around or with Rob Pattinson can cause the same intoxicating affects as alcohol. Please USE him with responsibility.
  • alicecullen13
    Caption
    Rob- Well my work here is done. Ladies, you hvae officialy been dazzled!
  • Destiney
    Girl in black dress: Help rob ive fallen and i cant get up.
    Rob: she is totally flashin me her bush
    other girls :OMG!!!
  • DMCWolf
    Caption: Every time I walk by these girls either faint or start vomiting. I guess It really is time I took a shower.
  • JennaHeartsJacob
    "Ladies...wait! I can change into a wolf too!....Damn it Jacob!"
  • Chelsie
    CAPTION: (girl on the ground) "Rob, stop staring at Rosalie's ass... Alice knows what's going on.."
    (girl in bush) "If Emmett finds out he is going to tear you apart.. and quite possibly burn the pieces!"
  • twilover112
    CAPTION: can't you girls be more...i don't know, animal like? we're supposed to be on a hunting mission right now!
    girl on the floor: hello, mr cullen
    girl in the purple: aaah, where the hell are my shoes? edward help me! edward?
    other girl: look at me, i'm hunting right? this is the hunting position after all
    edward: , unfortunately i can not help you find your shoes - as my hunting activities have caused something of a mess for me as i am not edward cullen thank you very much
    he walks off and girls cry hysterically LOL
    what the hell are they doing, may i ask?
    what ARE they actually doing?
  • CAPTION: the polite Robert Pattinson was helping three helpless women to find their way home, but one of the ladies is fallen down because of the heels. so, Rob has held her in arms, but she was too heavy and he has involuntarily left the hold. now, Rob is suffering for a backache. fans in trouble.

    PS: I'm italian...I hope I guessed the verbs :D
  • luvnlife
    Caption:
    Girl on ground: Hey look girls! It's rob from Twilight!
    Girl with no shoes: no way!
    Girl on ground: come on act like were not drunk!
    Girl with hat:( not paying attention to girl on ground): Hey lets go find those cigarettes we found on the ground! Maybe if we get lucky he will like us for it( starts staggaring around the bushes)
    Girl on ground: I found a cigarette! Hey he's coming this way!
    ( girl with no shoes and a hat not paying any attention)
    Rob: wow you ladies are wasted.
    girl on ground: hey rob I'll give you this cigarette for an autograph and if you help me up!
    Rob: well its just a cigarette( checks his pocket for his pack of cigs.) aww man! all my cigarettes are gone! Alright who do I make this autograph out to?

    I don't want to be a part of the competition cause I'm not aloud to but I wanted to write something for it! I hope you guys like it even though it really isn't that good
  • Jennie
    CAPTION: Oh Lord, what have I gotten my self into now?
  • Sanchaaaa
    CAPTION: stop, we have you surrounded ! put your hands in the air and dont move !
    xD
  • AnnaCullen4ever
    *Damn these girls are losing things easily!* No wait I lost my cigaretts! purple fan: Ill gettem boo!
    *yeah u do that! EWWWWW im throwin those away later.* Black fan: Rob help me up?? Rob: Oh Hell no! Get away! Brown fan talking to purple fan: get up fat butt!! Rob: Girls lose things fast where are my cigarettes!?
  • Agnes
    CAPTION: (Rob) I didn't know that when they talked about falling for someone it actually could happen
  • ~shadai's eb~
    (Dark haired woman on the ground, slightly intoxicated)
    " I'll take a picture of Rob that no one has ever seen before, angled up just slightly,,,, does IT sparkle" *giggle, giggle* *hiccup*

    (Brown haired woman and Rob)
    "Wait.... did you hear that"
    "Oh no, someones coming, prepare to run"

    (Blonde woman)
    "Sorry, it slipped, I didn't mean to pass gas.......... Well not to fart that LOUD anyways"
    *tThinking* "Drop something and act like your picking it up" *giggles*
  • slburks
    Caption:
    "Sorry ladies, I don't dig chicks who can't smoke and walk at the same time."
  • Brandi
    CAPTION: You girls give a new meaning to Love Drunk!
  • iLoveEdwardMore
    CAPTION: Girl Bending over “Wheres My camera!
    Girl in Black Dress"I don't know but he is getting a good look at you a**! Hey Rob wanna see mine?"
    Girl in Brown Jacket:Here i'll turn around to give him a good look of my a**.
    Girl Bending over: "Wait who took my shoes!?"
    (Rob laughs and takes his hand and puts it through his hair.)
    Rob: "Wheres my god d**** manger when I need him!?"
  • twilover112
    haha - rob: what the hell am i doing, drunk out of my mind, with not 1, not 2, but 3 girls in a foreign place! i need to get on a plane or shoot some extremely intense edward/bella scene at 6 oclock tomorrow morning!
    girl in purple and girl bending over: help! help, where's my camera
    girl in black, smug: LOL guys, i am totally getting hot as HELL pics here! just the right angle, a little to the left, Perfect!
  • twilover112
    R pattz - where is the exit?
    girls all together: EDWARD!
    girl in purple: i found him! my dream edward
    girl next to her: No, dearest he is next to me ----
    edward??????
    Rpattz, halfway away from them: girls, for the last time, I AM NOT EDWARD CULLEN!
    girls cry: but you told us to hunt!
    Rpattz: and keep Looking! until you are far away from me and my fellow cullen actorians!
  • twilightfreak
    Girl with brown jacket: OhMyGod! Is this the meadow!!!! EDWARD! Hey- my name is Bella!

    Girl in purple shirt: Whats up my name is Rosalie and look at my a**!!!! Aww Sh** i dropped my crack....I hope emmett didnt see that.

    Girl in Black dress: See, look Rob, im totally clumsy, and i just happened to fall on my face with you here. Does that remind you of anyone??

    Rob: What the hell-I should just change my name to Edward.
  • twilover112
    LOL! that last bit cracked me up! LOL
  • miriam
    rob: hi there, you seem a little waisted. need a hand?
    girl on the floor: no baby, i'm down here for you, come join me, you SEXY BEAST!!!
    rob: Security!!!!!!!
  • Jasmin
    Sorry, No Dazzling In This Area...
  • twilightluv
    (just dingg-dong ditched)
    CAPTION: GIRLS: "Do you think they know it's us?"
    ROB: "Naww, we have a good hiding spot."
  • Jasmin
    CAPTION:
    Sorry, No Dazzling In This Area...
  • karla128
    a girl getting high in front of rob
  • ari
    There are some things that just can not be un-seen, unfortunately this is one of them! (People Literally FALLING all over Robert Patterson, I mean obsessed much!)
  • XHELLOKITTY99X_Miami Coven
    Robert:

    'WOW...I should have brushed my teeth this morning!
  • Annette Jones
    (Rob) I wish I was really Edward tonight so I could run away faster from these drunk chick. I hope they don't chase after me !!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ari
    i frogot to put COMMENT on mine! woops
  • Dawn
    CAPTION:

    All i did was ask for a bloody light...and down they went!
  • carmelina
    Rob: you girls can help me get kristen right???

    girls: ya let us just get twihigh first
  • aj
    rob:uh oh not again girls we already went through this no more drinking or here comes rehab
  • "Where is that DAMN lighter?!?!?!?!?!"
  • TheStupidLamb
    Caption: These ladies take the saying "Once bitten, twice shy" to the max!
  • YouAreMyLifeNow
    Quote: OMG, did I really drink that much?
  • Cynergy
    "Left hand blue... Thats it now right butt cheek green... I love playing sidewalk Twister....
  • stephie_bear
    CAPTION: "Wow they MUST be drunk, they're not all over me.... today is a good day! Maybe I should help her..."
  • YouAreMyLifeNow
    "I swear, officer, I never touched them They did this all on their own."
  • Madison
    CAPTION: Rob says, "Nice Night, ladies", "May I ask where your shoes are?" (to blonde in purple shirt" ; Girl in Brown jacket, "She (pointing at girl on ground) fell and took down her (pointing at girl in purple) with her. Her shies went flying into this bush,and we can't get them back!" ; Girl on ground, "Holy Cow, you're Rob Pattinson! What are youdoing here?"; Girl in puple while picking up her driving license turns around , and drops it once more! Girl in Brown jacket had not heard this comment and was still looking for the shoes while girl in purple shirt picks up license once more. While Rob starts to laugh quietly to himself while watching girl in brown look for shoes!
  • jtwilight
    Caption: rob-"Ladies, no need to find a match, I sparkle.*crooked smile*"
    girls on the ground-*contented sigh*
  • twikisses
    CAPTION "OMG OMG OMG OMG ITS ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!!!!!! AND HE JUST PEED IN THE BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST HAVE IT, i MUST COLECT THE PEE!I MUST HAVE IT, i MUST COLECT THE PEE!I MUST HAVE IT, i MUST COLECT THE PEE!I MUST HAVE IT, i MUST COLECT THE PEE!I MUST HAVE IT, i MUST COLECT THE PEE!I MUST HAVE IT, i MUST COLECT THE PEE!I MUST HAVE IT, i MUST COLECT THE PEE!I MUST HAVE IT, i MUST COLECT THE PEE!I MUST HAVE IT, i MUST COLECT THE PEE!I MUST HAVE IT, i MUST COLECT THE PEE!I MUST HAVE IT, i MUST COLECT THE PEE!I MUST HAVE IT, i MUST COLECT THE PEE!I MUST HAVE IT, i MUST COLECT THE PEE!I MUST HAVE IT, i MUST COLECT THE PEE! I GOT IT!!! (HOLDS UP A CUP FULL OF...) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
  • Mrs. Robsessed
    Caption-girl in black dress, "EDWARD, i MEAN ROB, HELP ME i'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP." i HAVEN'T READ EVERYONE'S SO i AM SORRY IF I STOLE SOMETHING TO THIS EFFECT. nOT INTENTIONAL. i JUST DON'T HAVE TIME TO READ THOUSANDS OF POSTS. how the hell has this pic never surfaced b4?? maybe it has but i have never seen it. I wonder what Summitt is thinking right now. Pehaps it's an old pic. I still ♥ u Rob but I hope this isn't the typical company u keep-drunk, bumbling idiot girls who can't hold their alcohol-ha ha!
  • EdwardCrazy1197
    Lady in black: Hey Rob, I fell flat on my A**, doesnt it bring back memories?
    Lady in purple: If she fell on her a** , why dont you look at mine? * bend over*. S**t i droped my pot, that was my last one too.
    Lady in brown: Ummm Rob, i'm in a green bush. Do you know what i'm thinking?
    Rob: UMMM, Security, Security, Some chick want my body!!! And i haven't showered yet!!!
  • Team Edward
    As you all can see, the vampire has gotten about three human girls,and might try a different type of mating ritual that no one has ever heard of.Edward better hope that Bella doesn't find out!!!!!!!
  • Love_At_First_Bite
    Rob : ''Whoever finds the key to Edward's Volvo gets a ride..''
    Girl standing up * oubviously drunk * : ''where is it..''
    Blonde girl : ''I'll find it for you Rob.. I like your pretty socks''
    Girl on the floor : ''I give up.. but from down here I got a nice view of your..''
  • Bopeep
    Hey, where is the next party?
  • mcdazzle
    CAPTION: “I could have swore I just saw a werewolf!”
  • Green_Twilight
    Rob - "Hmm nice butt on that one"
  • Green_Twilight
    This was me, gonna be using this name from now :)
  • mcdazzle
    CAPTION: “Stupid Werewolf look where you're going!!!"
  • Lexi_Latouche
    CAPTION;As you all can see the vampire has gotten about three human girls for a new type of mating ritual, at that is getting them drunk and pretending like you have no idea what your doing.He better hope that Bella doesn't find out because if she does then he's going to have to use this lame excuse when she asks who are those girls and why are they under u? And all he'll say is I don't know!
  • Jessica
    Caption: "Girls, I don't just stop and help any clumsy ass that crosses my path."
  • KKHolt
    Robert (Thinking) Oh crap I guess their drunker that I thought. Grabbing for his phone. I need to call Jasper and have him come down work on these ladies moods. I think that they forgot I was here. Ah yea I'll call Emmet and have him come and carry the one that has fallen and can't get up.
  • Antara
    "Lets' pretend that THEY don't see us!"
  • Vala1181
    CAPTION: ( Man why does this always happen to me.)
  • jessica
    CAPTION: wait do u girls have boyfriends , cause i only go out with girls with boyfriends ...havent any of u girls seen me with camlia belle.....duh
  • Yolande
    Pattinson has struck again-dazzling the ladies-they just cant walk.
  • Vampire Mum
    Be careful Robert, who knows what they are up to
  • Kim
    CAPTION: Robert Pattinson observes the natural habitat of the wild fan girls
  • Vampire Mum
    Holly crap, we can't believe who we see,
  • Maggie
    Ladies, where are you doing? My room is this way!
  • twilightsagalvr
    CAPTION: Rob-Bloody Hell! All this just for a damn smoke break! What the hell am i suppose to tell Kristen now!
  • rcwallace
    Can someone email me the link for this Bad A** Edward story I;m reading about. I'm over 18 so I'm old enough lol. email is rcwallace_1@yahoo.com
  • Erin
    CAPTION : Hey Rob will you bite my butt?
  • TwiRachael
    Girl One: I can't find my underwear anywhere!
    Girl Two: Is this position good?
    Girl Three: I can sit down!


    Rob: KRISTEN? WHERE!??!!
  • Erin
    CAPTION : HEY ROB, WILL YOU BITE MY BUTT ?
  • Vala1181
    CAPTION: ( Man why does this always happen to me.)
  • Tere Gray
    Caption: "No rob we arent Drunk.. its an inner ear thing.."
  • MRS. CULLEN
    CAPTION: "BLAME IT ON THE VODKA, BLAME IT ON THE HENNY, BLAME IT ON MY SCENT GOTCHA FEELIN DIZZY..."
  • Brendan
    Caption:
    Girl in purple: Hey whats this?
    Girl in Brown: Thats mine!
    Girl in Purple: I found it first!!!!!
    They keep arguing.
    Girl in black: How ya like my legs Rob?
    Robert: Umm...
    Girl in black: Want my cigerrate?
    Robert: No thanks....
    He runs away lol
  • nicola
    Caption:-Rob: Whats everyone looking for?
  • Jina Dunaway
    Caption- Quick Everybody act sober...... wait for it ...wait for it....damnit EPIC FAIL !!
  • that~stupid~lamb
    Caption:

    Girl in purple: hey *hicup* look at this pre-*hicup*-ety room card on the *hicup* ground... won-*hicup*-der who's it is?
    Girl in black: oh dang i just fell and hurt my ankle... help me up robby?
    rob: *darn it where is that bloody room card* hun? were you talking to me
    Girl in purple:*shaking her butt trying to get a better view of the bushes* uh..*hicup*.. Wha-*hicup*-t the heck is... is that in the bush-*hicup*-es!!
    Rob:*sees kstew in the bushes & dies laughing @ the butt shaker*..... Kristen Jaymes Stewart what in this bloody world are you doing hiding in a bush!?!?!?!
    kstew [girl in brown]: bush what bush * drat he found me... now what am i suppose to tell him*
    girl in purple: i think *hicup* i told her *hicup* to... to.... to.. hide *hicup* there.
    kstew: * listen to the drunk girl* yeah that's it... HIDE-AND-SEEK..
    girl in black: HELP ME UP DANG IT!
  • LautnerLover11
    caption: (Rob) OK nice job trying to be a warewolf *yay* *squeal* ..now, lets try a more graceful approach shall we?... strike a pose as a..VAMPIRE!!
  • Keyla Larriu
    Caption:
    Rob: "Hey Girls I can't Bite YOU ! I Only Bite BELLA !
    Girls: "WHY ? !"
  • Mallory
    Caption:
    Rob: Have you found him?
    Girls: nope, still can't find Waldo
  • Jess09
    Honestly girls, I am not thirsty. I appreciate the offer but your blood doesn't sing to me.
  • vampirelover
    Caption: Rob: damn i lost my hair gel, who ever finds it first will get a free ride in my volvo.
  • michelichi
    caption: sparkle you fool sparkle......where out of here you cant sparkle we are going to go and find Jacob
  • Kris
    CAPTION: We should have had a V8!!!
  • Angela
    CAPTION: Apparently, it’s not just Bella, Edward makes all the girls feel a little clumsy.
  • What Obsession?
    CAPTION: Have I dazzled you?
  • Liz L.
    Caption: "Girl on the ground: I'm not moving until you turn Team Jacob.
    Girl holding Card: I'll pay for your conversion! I think there is an ATM right around here somewhere.
    Girl with brown jacket: Yea bend down right there it is you've almost got it!
    Rob: Ladies, I think you've had a little to much to drink. But I admire you're enthusiasm. Let me get a pen out of my pocket here....autographs anyone?"
  • Sarahsitas
    CAPTION: "Rob, we're a little tipsy and we can't leave anything behind for the Twi-hards to find or TMZ to boast about on eBay. I've got your cigarette butt. It's right there. No, stay there -- we've so got this. Rachel, cover that lighter on the ground before this pesky photographer pap snabs it. Alex, can you try and find that lock of hair that fell off in the bushes? I think we might have to dig in the dirt here, ladies. Assemble!"
  • candymania97 (carys)
    CAPTION: Rob, will you help us find Michael's nose?
  • Corinne
    Rob thinking while he puts his hands into his pants and digs at his butt...."Good thing i hired these sluts to distract everyone.*sigh* I really need to get some cream."
  • MS.Hale
    CAPTION : NO WAY! BECKY,JENNY,LUCY GRAB THEM! ITS RAINING CIGARETTES!
  • ejaz
    I can't post but am so curious..who are these 3 girls and how did they get so close to Rob?!! Rather embarrassing situation for them to be photographed in!!
  • Avital
    I can't enter but I just wana say I LOVE this site and I wana THANK ALL YOU LADIES (and occasional guys) for just supporting The Twilight Saga and Rob! Reading all your comments always puts me in high spirits and inspires me a lot!
    THANK YOU ALL SUPPORTERS, LOVERS, AND BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!
    XOXO
  • Michelle
    Caption: Did I somehow wander onto the set of Celebrity Rehab?
  • candymania97 (carys)
    CAPTION: Rob, can you help us find Michael's nose?
  • Twilightfangirl
    Hey a guys are are you sure your alright. (GIRLS) Yah yah were alright Sparkel, hey can we call you sparkel. (ROBERT) Sure you can but we half to go into my hotel room or sompthing kids are going to start going to school and waking up. (GIRLS) Oh how cute he is making up reasons to go inside so we wont see him sparkel. (ROBERT)(Thinking to him self) What is it with dumm ass LA girl. (Robert) I dont sparkel in the sun. (Girls) Yah you do I saw it in Twilight Edward Cullen. (Robert) Im not Edward Cullen im Robert Pattinson, and its just body glitter that I were.(GIRLS) Quit liying Sparkel, why are you liying to us.(Robert) Im not liying to you.(GIRLS) Yes you are I saw you on the big screen, in the books.(Robert)Securety,Securety,Securety,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Help!!! or your fierd!!!!!!!

    P.S. They were all fierd
  • Steffi
    OK, if you can find that damn lighter and stay on your feet for 30 seconds you can come inside for a 5-minute quickie dazzle!
  • Diane
    ...thats awkward.......
  • Steffi
    Ok, if anyone can find the damn lighter and stay on her feet for 30 seconds, you can come in for a 5-minute quickie dazzle!
  • dee
    Ashes, ashes, we all fall down!
  • MS.Hale
    CAPTION: rob : oops i dropped a penny. all girls: its mine!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LMAO... oh my... I'm not even gonna enter... I enjoy reading all these captions... lol... good ones guys =]

    But um... those "girls?" Hmm... not very ladylike are they? Makes me feel better about getting a chance to spend some time w/ Rob... ahh I'll just bring some cigs for my sweetie pie lol!!
  • Ape
    CAPTION:
    Rob- omg. i cannot keep picking up drunken prostitues.
    i cant get away with it if they fall all over the place.
  • CAPTION:
    Rob: Ooh, a pap. Good. I've been hanging out with these ridiculous girls all night, just waiting for the snap of a picture. It'll be all over the internet in no time. I can only hope that Kristen will be jealous... Or maybe Angarano will be jealous... Either way, I can only do what I can in hopes of a nasty break-up. And then, who will Kristen have to turn to? Her Edward? Hehe... me.
  • bookobsessed
    Caption: "oooo, I thought I got away from these days!!!! *shiver*"
  • Danielle Munro
    Caption: Edward cullen isnt the only one with special powers, Rob Pattinson is able to turn girls into real life Bella Swans in which they often fall when he is around!
  • karen37
    hey whoever lives in Italy or is going to Italy you got pictures of Robert and Kristen.and please post them or e-mail me (sugarone37@aol.com)
  • Selina
    Rob Pattinson ready to fall in love, when others stop falling....
  • BronteFan
    CAPTION:

    "You're intoxicated by my very presence"
  • PrincessAngelSky
    *ROB* Excuse Me, By Chance Do One Of You Ladies Have a Cigarette and a Light?

    **DRUNKIN, STAGGERING**

    *GIRLS* OMG OMG YES!!! WE CHAIN SMOKE CUZ OF YOU!
    OHH EMM GEE (Girl Just Standing Stunned)
    I GOT IT!!! You want the PACK? OOOPS! (Girl Squating)
    NO, NO I GOT IT, I HAVE A MATCH TOO!!!!!(Girl on ground)
    *Rob* Err, I Umm I Think the Girl on The Ground Got It .... Cheers...(Runs AWAY)
  • Claire Danvers_Morganville
    I'm not going to enter, but had to comment. This has got to be the most random picture of Rob. I'd rather have the story behind it than read any comments. When was it taken? And who are those girls? This could be any Saturday night out in any city in Britain, bet Rob feels right at home with these drunken girlies, it must remind him of being back in UK.
  • Laura Burroughs
    Caption:
    Girl 1: Rob does my bum look big in this?
    Rob: Mhmm i would say so, but i can't really tell from here!
    Girl 2: I'll take a closer look for yah!
    Girl 3: Where am i? :/ confused.
  • desiree
    Caption: Hurry Girls! If a peck on the cheek from me could raise $20,000, imagine how much a strand of my hair would be worth on ebay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • BronteFan
    CAPTION:

    "You're intoxicated by my very presence"
  • Angela Cook
    CAPTION: Rob "Now.....They're all so drunk..I just have to make sure I remember which one I slipped the roofies to...haha, like it would matter!!"
  • BronteFan
    CAPTION:

    "You're intoxicated by my very presence"
  • BronteFan
    sorry double posted - pc going wonky
  • ILUVEDWARDANDBELLA
    caption: GIRL IN BLACK: OMG! OMG! OMG! its rob pattinson maybe if i hold this cigarette right he'll look at me! ooooo noo i need my vibrating edward doll
    GIRL IN BROWN: maybe if i hide my face he wont now that im not bella! and save me from james!
    GIRL IN PURPLE: i saw him drop his room key maybe this is it! omg hes looking this way i should bend down and show my butt while picking up his room key!
  • BronteFan
    CAPTION:

    "You're intoxicated by my very presence"
  • emilee_80
    Caption: Attack of the drunken spider monkeys!!
  • DTHOM90210
    AS BELLA COMES AROUND THE CORNER SHE YELLS WHO ARE ALL YOU GIRLS AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY EDWARD. THE GIRL IN BLACK FALLS DOWN, THE GIRL WITH NO SHOES DROPS HER CARD AND GOES TO PICK IT UP, THE GIRL IN THE BROWN COAT JUST STARES AT BELLA AS EDWARD SMILES AT BELLA FOR COMING TO PROTECT HIM.
  • emilee_80
    Caption: Attack of the drunken spider monkeys!
  • Kenyon
    Caption: Rob: "I think I dropped a contact..."
    Bewildered Girls: scramble...."I found it, No I found it...Umm what were we searching for again, hmm can i get a light." :D
    Rob: Time to make a getaway...I dont even have contacts....mmmuuuaaaahhhh"
  • muff
    While your down there....
  • spunkkmeyer3
    Rob: Let me spot you 20 spot and you guys can get off my lawn!!!
    i mean my mom's gunna here any minute .. and if she sees you guys out here she's gunna take my guitar away for another week!
    And I JUST GOT IT BACKK!
  • bebe94
    Robert Pattinson and the 3 drunk girls.
  • desiree
    Caption: Oooops he did it again! Another marriage proposal gone wrong.
  • Amy K
    Can't win anyway, i'm from Ireland, but just for the laugh....

    CAPTION: "Robert Pattinson's dazzling skills at work..."
  • desiree
    Caption: Will you marry me?
  • Liz
    CAPTION:

    *Girls flock to Rob and swoon, where shortly after they fall to the floor drunk*

    "Robert Pattinson...
    Probably the best lager in the world."
  • T. Sawyer
    Girls: OMG there's ROB!!!! (girls: scream, swoon and fall)
    Rob: Blimey, everywhere I turn women are falling at my feet. Literally! I...what...oh... whoa...I....I don't know who to help first?!? Bloody hell, there goes another one.
  • EmmettzGurl242
    CAPTION:
    Girls: "Look, Rob! We can be clumsy just like Bella! Come save us!"
    Rob: Blank stare. "I do NOT get paid enough to deal with this."
  • DebH
    Caption: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...Or had a great fall...But definitely couldn't be put back together again.
  • desiree
    Kristen shmishten
  • CAPTION: Gah! This is the third time this week! Why can't normal women be attracted to me?! Damn you Stephenie!
  • CAPTION: Rob: Hey! Aren't you some of those rabid fans from newmoonmovie.com? Girl#1: He doesn't sparkle! *falls on ground* Girl#2: We're protecting you from Paris Hilton! *searching in bushes for annoying heiresses* Girl#3: Yeah, we're fans of newmoonmovie.com, but I'm more of a Wolf girl. *looking for Wolf boys*
  • Mrs.Lutz
    Caption:(girls) Hey you dont sparkle
  • Buffe333
    Let's all pose our sexiest vampire positions. Be still or we'll bite!
  • Mrs.EmCullen
    Caption: Wow, they must be drunk, they arnt crawling all over me
  • Rob: I lost my lighter, can you help me?
    Girls: We'll look for it! *begins scrambling to find lighter* Is it sparkly??
    Rob: Hello, police? *begins sneaking away as fast as possible*
  • *Rob watching drunk girls* I wonder if I'll get hazard pay for this??
  • Caption: Where's Jasper when you need him?
  • kimz
    CAPTION: "Which one of you birds flinched my wallet?"
  • Tiffani
    (the girl bending down): DAMN IT.... how many times am i gonna drop this card...

    (the picture comes into play): HEY ROB! can you hold me like this?


    ROB LOOKS OVER AND SMIRKS WHILE THE OTHER GIRLS STARE AT THE GIRL BENDING DOWN.

    an i'm not trying to be gross or sexaul...i'm making fun of when that girl in vancouver asked rob to hold her a certain way.
  • KatieCullen
    Caption : Awww come on.. i ain’t sparkling yet ,and you’ve already fallen for me. Too easy!
  • Rose
    Quote from Twilight that should be the caption...
    "Rob- Friend's don't let friend's drive drunk.
    Girl- Drunk?
    Rob-You're intoxicated by my very presence"
  • Kristy
    I'm getting very distracted, what the hell are you girls doing?
  • Kasi
    Opps. It's meant to be drugs, not drungs. My bad.
  • Twilight_Nerd14
    i cnt come up with a caption but everyone's is great theyre hilarious
    =]
  • Great contest NewMoonMovie, very enjoyable :-)
  • RHammill
    CAPTION: "I bet Alice saw this coming"
  • CAPTION: Alice said I parked the Volvo around here somewhere....
  • ryh1
    caption: "Watch out girls, I told you it was going to STINK" , he is a man what do you expect. ; )
  • RHammill
    CAPTION: "I do dazzle them ALL"
  • ImprintedVampire
    caption: huh...this feels like deja vu to me...
  • Marilyn
    CAPTION:

    Newspaper headline: Mr. Pattinson once again manages to blow his fans away!
  • CAPTION: Rob: No, really, we're playing Hide-and-Go-Seek. Jake's hiding in that bush!
    Girl#1 Can't decide between sparkly or furry! *falls on ground*
    Girl#2 He's mine!!!!!!!!*tries to dive in bushes*
    Girl#3 Hey, you look like that guy from Harry Potter! Wait, did someone say Jake? *turns to look in bushes*
    Rob: *rolls his eyes* Great.... at least they're not throwing glitter at me.
  • Josie
    CAPTION: Robert Pattinson's verision of an A.A. meeting
  • Nicola Cullen
    Caption: Rob: Taxi for pattinson!


    (god that must be really enbarrasing for him he looks like he wants to run)
  • crystal
    ring around the drunkies laugh and burf on rob,check him out once,twice,three times and wtf your drunk!lol
  • Jessica
    Where's Waldo?????
  • Marilyn
    CAPTION:

    All girls saying, "Too beautiful....Must resist the power."
  • Kacie
    Caption:
    Girl in purple shirt: "Hey this looks like a Robert Pattinson trading card!! It's almost like actually seeing him!"
    Girl in brown: "Hey I think I see one up in the dirt...hey you guy over there could you dig it out for me?
    Robert Pattinson: "Uhh..I guess I could, don't you notice anything familiar about me though?"
    Girl on the ground: "Ohh I know!!! You're that Tom Cruise guy. OMG!!! (faints)"
    Robert Pattinson: "The power of alcohol, good thing I drink blood."
  • Leslie Muniz
    Yeah girls ... I can see your intoxicated by my presence
  • rpatzsux
    wow, the ugly butt face meets the three sluts, what a loser.
  • MeganLovesTwilight
    if you hate Rob, why the hell do you go on this site?
  • MissLautner
    CAPTION:
    Rob: Hey girls I just noticed we're in front of a motel.
  • TwilightIsLove
    CAPTION: One blind mice.. two blind mice... THREE BLIND MICE!
  • Shereen
    Girl in purple dances while Rob sings "I like big butts and I cannot lie."
    Girl in bushes: Wheres Jacob Black? WHERE IS HE?!"
    Girl in black dress: Sweetie, calm down, hes a fictional character. SAVE ME ROB!
    Rob: How many times do I have to tell you, there isnt a van heading your way?! *rolls eyes*
  • Rob thinking: Maybe I should pick up chicks at the bar more often...
  • Rob: Hey, do any of you know where I parked my car?
  • Rob: Ok, maybe I should pick up chicks at the bar more often...
  • Ok ive tried to post my comment twice but its not letting me...wth?
  • EdwardsCandy
    It kind of looks like they were knocked to the ground.
    CAPTION: " I told you to run. That Wolf Pack girl was vicious!"
  • Taylor
    Caption: Rob "Why does every girl lose it when they see me?"
  • Rob thinking: Maybe I should pick up chicks at the bar more often...
  • unicorn13
    CAPTION "Now thats what i call a cheep night out, one dazzle from Rob and we are all drunk"
  • lauraseclipse
    Caption:(Rob thinks with a somewhat sense of relief, then smiles a bit wickedly) "Well, at least they didn't scream at me. I think I prefer silently falling down in my presence."
  • obsessivecullendisorder
    Caption: "3 drunken Girls give Rob a wedgie then pass out in a bush"
  • Amanda
    CAPTION:
    Rob: Ladies, I told you to wait til we get up to the room to start stripping!
    My Twifans are gonna get jealous.
  • Caption: I wonder what they would do if I bit them...
  • martinnaaa
    A diversion! Now I can make my getaway!
  • brebuggy1
    Caption: In the jungle, the mighty jungle the girls hunt Rob tonight.
  • justine
    CAPTION: Got drunk off Pattinson!
  • George
    Caption: "no time to be playing around girls, you know im paying you by the hour!"
  • Caroline
    Caption:

    Even Rpattz friends are turning CRAZY while in the presence of his:
    1.Gorgeous EVERYTHING
    2. Smitten Smile
    3. AWESOME personality
    4. Cute back beanie
    5. And AMAZINGLY FAINTING WORTHY HOTNESSSSSSS!!! :)
  • iLOVESXYTAYLORNROB
    CAPTION:on e! news they said that 28,000 is wat ppl were paying for to get a kiss from rob.they also said thats wat HE should be payng THEM to get at girls.well judgng by the picture i think that he'll save bout that much money cause they're all over them.he just needs to pay for their numbers though.hahaha.
  • Becca
    Pattison *ahem* charm causes yet more twihards to collapse. Perhaps now we know why he was cast - his *cough cough* dazzle

    I'm not in the US so don't choose me - not that you would cause it's rubbish - but I just couldn't resist
  • The Popper
    elsewhere
  • Lauren
    Caption: "Ouch! What's wrong with you? Why did you just knock us over?"
    "What!? I just looked at you!"
    :D
  • bai
    Claudia, where did that lighter go?
  • Jessica
    Caption: Rob - "Does anyone have a lighter?"
    -Girls falling all over themselves to be the one to give him a light.
  • Jokes...
    wtf was actually going on?!?!?!
  • xoBellaCullenxo
    CAPTION: "So THAT'S what Americans do when they're drunk. Oh ya, I could totally get into that."
  • NewMoon
    CAPTION:
    Is that really Rob or are we just way too drunk?
  • Avital
    Aww, I can't enter but I would like to thank all you ladies (and occasional men) for going on to this site! You're all absolutely brilliant and you always make my day! Thanks for being suck GREAT Twilight Saga and Rob fans! You are all my inspiration!
    XOXO
  • iluvrpatz
    Caption: "Oh, GOD! A strand of Robert's hair fell out! Where did it go? I MUST find it!"
  • stephanie
    CAPTION:
    rob: Ok ladies all together now like we practiced POP, LOCK, N DROP IT!
  • ketzchexmex
    caption: Robert: yes! who knew i could master vampire mind control to make crazy drunk fan girls to leave me alone!
  • Edwardlover89
    Haha, I love reading these. They're really funny.
  • Viola
    Caption: After earning 40,000 a piece for a single kiss, Robert Pattinson decided to drop out of acting and open his own Pimp House. He now makes 300,000 dollars a night selling his body. Many people saw this coming.
  • Rachel
    CAPTION:

    Losing Your Shoes: $20
    Losing Your Cigerattes: $5.75
    Knowing Your Backside Is In A Photo Of Robert Pattinson: Priceless!
  • ♥KristenFreakingGorgeous76♥
    smoking and being drunk is not a good combo to find a mate ... lol ..
    that black dress girl on the floor ... kinda disgust me ... *not to be rude or anything*
  • Marisel2011
    CAPTION:
    girl bending over: hey i cant find my carmex. can i borrow ur shoes?
    girl on floor: i like the floor better its cold. no way get ur own shoes
    girl in brown jacket: what the hell is my ring doing in the bushes?? O i found ur shoes.
    Rob: I got a car. I like ur jacket by the way
  • Nerdz
    I think the Gnome stole the shoes!
  • Jets
    Three things not to do in front a heartthrob like RP

    Squat in the street.
    Be the girl paying more attention to the squatter.
    Thirdly sitting and saying ‘I fallen and can’t get up!’

    LOL
  • lesley
    These girls must be wasted! Besides the dropping things, tripping over your own feet, and falling on the ground, none of them seem to be paying attention to Rob
  • \"/(^o^)\"/rockin out
    CAPTION: story of my life
  • nelluc
    CAPTION:

    "......boy having 'vampiric super speed' would be really nice right about now......"
  • Gaby B.
    Caption: Wow ladies does it smell that bad??
  • rachaeldotcom
    PLEASE!
    I WANT THE LINK TOO! HERE IS MY ADDRESS!!

    rachaeldotcom@yahoo.com

    THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
  • mary
    Rob: I hope that can continue after that saying that no one wants me lol .........
    may say that good for my teeth
  • Anonymous
    Caption: (Rob) Quick! I dropped my hair gel!
  • Camila
    CAPTION:
    after realizing that Robert is there
    Blond girl: I am seeking my breathing that fell near here
    Girl on the ground: I have to be seating to seek mine
    Girl in brown jacket: where is Rob Patz?
    Rob: futile girls, I'm going wash my hair
  • ♥KristenFreakingGorgeous76♥
    http://laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_sold_o...

    that news of robert and that blonde haired girl ...
  • meriley
    CAPTION: Hmmmm me thinks the blonde one is first........
  • meriley
    CAPTION: Hmmmmm, me thinks the blonde one is first.......
  • AliceCullenrox3
    Caption:"Guys, uncoordination is reserved for Bella."
  • cherylcullen
    omg im soo jeaous of those girls!
  • Livvy_Kate
    CAPTION: (the one in purple) "Here Rob, this is my good side."
  • CAPTION: Girl picking up something: "Rob, OMFG, I think it is Kstews cell number!
    Girl sitting down: Who's Kstew? Im wasted!
    Girl in Brown Jacket: Shut up you idiot! I want him to go home with me! Your ruining it!
    Rob. Wow, you have a big butt!
  • I_Heart_RPATTZZ
    wow i love this site!
  • no_way
    caption-
    Rob- "Bitches, stop following me!!!"
  • Caption- Rob- "Bitches; stop following me!"
  • mitchlove
    wow i'm new to this site, but its sooo cool i'm kinda obsessed with twilight lol
  • kateJcullen
    woah who is he with?? is this recent??
  • mj wolfe
    caption
    rob: crap hear comes tayler. hay you, drunk ladies pick up your stuff and get over hear.
  • teamedwardandjacob
    god some of these are brill well done everyone!
  • haha
    Caption: Rob: I wonder how far I get before they noticed I was gone?
  • twilightsagalvr
    CAPTION: Rob-Bloody Hell! All this for a damn smoke break! What the hell am I going to tell Kristen now!!
  • mitchiecullen
    what hapens in vegas satys in vegas?
  • jessicaburtoncullen
    No girls, i dont care how much you fall to your knees and beg, im not going to end your life for you!
  • laura_RPattz
    you can beg all you want im not gonna have sex with you!
  • stupidlambxoxo
    And the next stop on the Twilight tour, Kristen Stewart's house. Ahh, Robert Pattinson, the heart throb rob, seems to be at it again. Now let me be the first to say, that Robert, here stops at this house 7 times a day, whenever possible to "check" on Kristen. As you can see, Robert has asked the ladies to do the Robert dance they made up in order to impress Kristen. And you can see that Rob seems to be making sure that Kristen sees them. They were paid a 3 second kiss *swoon*, well, i hope it works out Rob. Moving on....
  • Carly Cyrus
    CAPTIAN: Are any of you sober?
  • ROB'S MA KINDA MAN!
    Is it midnight yet??? Im wondering who won....i'm obviously not in the US so i don't know what the time is over there, lol..... I think everyone did great!! Too bad not everyone can walk away with the prize, but i think the greatest prize of all is the strive and committment shown by YOU twi-fans to participate in this Caption contest. 646 comments....thats crazy!!

    "ONE 4 ALL, AND ALL FOR ROB":)
  • Nessa_Cullen
    CAPTION: "...And so the lion fell in love with the lamb........Yeah, it that affect on Kristen too!!!"
  • lucyluteamcullen
    GOD they're not just rummors he really doesnt wash
    No but he's still sexy *swoon!*
  • dazzlemepattinson
    "girls honestly, im not trying to dazzle you, i jut cant help it!"
  • MAHREEN
    Caption: Girl's- Look Edward i can be a vampire too
    Girl in the black dress-i have the speed... (trips)
    Girl in the purple shirt-I can touch my toes (how does that have anything to do with vampires?)
    Girl in brown jacket- I can be beautiful
    Robert-umm thats okay girls all i want is that cigarette
  • jussie
    CAPTION: Where is that taxie already??????
  • Sunni
    I told you guys I was Fast! What did you guys expect....It to be romatic?? Sorry ladies I don't work that way! Only with Bella! ha
  • TeamEdward(THE_BIG_DAY!<3)
    CAPTION:

    "Well, i bet that Paris didn't have this much trouble picking which girl to give the golden apple to!But since this is modern times i'll have to decide which lady deserves my cigarette lighter."
  • crisnaserenacullen
    CAPTION:
    ROB:THIS WAS FUNNY BUT I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW GIVE ME MY WALLET BACK
    GIRLS: OK JUST DON'T FORGET ABOUT US
  • Nessi15
    girl in brown:"take me here take me now"
    girl in purple: "no!!! take me here take me now"
    girl in black: "forget that!! take me here take me now"
    Rob: Okay....NOT ahahah *run Rob run!*
  • TeamEdward(THE_BIG_DAY!<3)
    CAPTION:

    Well, i bet that Paris didn't have this much trouble figuring out which girl to give the golden apple to! But since this is modern times, and these girls obviously need it, i need to decide which girl deserves my cigarette lighter.
  • teamWOLF
    caption: look girls, none of you are bella so i really dont feel the need to save your drunken asses from hitting the ground!
  • CAPTION: Rob: *laughing* It's too easy to get drunk fans to do stupid things when I smile.
  • KW
    Rob: ummm Ladies? Help me find my contact lens!
  • Caption:
    ROB: Hmm. Maybe there is something to the body odor rumors?

    **not that I believe them but hey maybe the stench knocked them down hahaha* sorry I'll stop now lol
  • TeamEdward(THE_BIG_DAY!<3)
    Caption:

    "Well, i bet Paris didn't have this much trouble figuring out which girl to give the golden apple to! But this is modern times, i have to decide which girl deserves my cigarette lighter, and they obviously need it."
  • roxygal_1712
    Can someone send me the Badass Edward link i really wanna read this! roxygal_1712@yahoo.com please please please send it!!!
  • Melissa
    Three girls, drunk on more than just the mere presence of Rob Patterson, stumbled, bumbled and made all out fools of themselves on Friday night. Looks like The "Sten" of RobSten might want to keep her Rob a little closer to home.
  • wakabaiashi
    CAPTION:
    Black haired girl: Oooo pretty.
    Blonde haired girl: I know i just love ladybugs!!!
    Rob: you two are high.
    Brunette: I agree with rob. I think i'll just sit down now
  • wakabaiashi
    CAPTION:
    Rob's thoughts: I'll just go run away now with blondie's shoes. :)
  • team jasper!!! lov u!!
    This is what might happen if your drunk with Robert Pattinson!
  • mmt
    lol funny

    Caption:
    *person who took the photo*
    Kids, this is why crack is whack.
  • kjislovee
    Caption: Rob says "It seems that I've lost my keys."
  • team jasper!!! lov u!!
    caption:
    UHOH! Here come the paparazzi!!!!!
  • Lionzrabbit
    Caption: Just keep looking ladies...I'm telling you, Taylor Lautner IS hiding in those bushes...just keep looking while I make my escape.
  • Paola
    Caption

    "You're intoxicated by my very presence"
  • Brianna
    Caption:
    Rob: I knew fans were insane but being as clumsy as her? That's just lame.
  • Dejah
    Since when did he work on the corner?
  • Chad Litten
    CAPTION: Primates make the best friends!
  • purple1478♥edward!
    CAPTION: rob: not them again. just let me sneak away....
    all girls: hes getting away!!! after him!!!
  • jsoph
    Caption: Robs checking out the "Smokin" hot chicks.
  • Dejah
    Caption - Since when did he work on the corner? And we thought it was the economy we lost our money to.
  • BB
    Still interested to know what the REAL story behind this pic is - but love all the captions!
  • mowmow love!!
    caption:
    rob (thinking): God!!! Its hard enough saving Bella all the time! But three of them at once!!! Its nearly in possible!!!
  • Lindy C
    Keep looking ... I know I dropped that damn silver bullet somewhere!
  • twilighter
    CAPTION: I GOT IT!
  • Jen
    CAPTION:
    Drunk Fan Girl: Is that Robert Pattinson over there?
    Robert: *looks* Yeah actually, I think so! Why don't you go over to him before he leaves? *runs away*
  • Twilight_Fanpire1901
    Girl bending over: Rob, help..i lost my own personal brand of heroin ((smokes!!))
    Rob:No
    Girl: why?
    Rob: Because, what if im not the hero...what if im the bad guy?
    Girl: your not, i see what your trying to put off, and its just a mask...
    Rob: oh really...*pushes over girl in black*
    Girl in black: hey!?!
    Other girl: *thinks* just walk away and maybe he wont kill me...
  • that_stupid_lamb
    OH Crap it all!!! it didn't leave my caption and i lost it!!!!!!!!!!!!1 urrrgh!!!!!! well im gonna give it another shot

    Caption:

    GIRL IN BLACK *good thing we came up with this plan to meet Rob* oh ouch it hurts... my ankle.... my ankle... that's what i get for wearing these shoes
    ROB *walking by* Are you alright?
    GIRL IN BLACK No i hurt my ankle.. *pouts*
    ROB LET ME LOOK AT IT
    GIRL IN PURPLE Ahaha I got it... I got his room key
    GIRL IN BROWN She told us to stay in the bushes
    ROB who told you
    GIRL IN BLACK *Jumps up* no one told them anything... Now look @ my freaking ankle!!! *i wonder if he'll take me to his hotel to get medical help*
    GIRL IN PURPLE *he could look at my butt, i mean i HAVE had it up there longer than needed for a reason*
    GIRL IN BROWN * How bad is it when you've known to drunks so long that you can read their minds 'look at my butt' 'take me to his hotel for medical help' ha... quick look away... they are way to drunk*
    ROB * looks away... God! if they want to meet me they don't need to go to... hello look at that jacket... it's mighty... wow... look at who is IN that jacket...what was i thinking...* Ummm.. Uhh... Errr.. well it... i must be going... can i have that room key?
    GIRL IN PURPLE & IN BLACK Only if Im coming with you!!! ...... Hey *start fighting over rob...
    ROB *picks up room key* that's ok ladies... but If you * looks at girl in jacket* want to come with me.?.?.?
    BROWN JACKET GIRL: Yes Yes Yes!!!!!


    sorry taht took so long... =p
  • Whitneee (aka Charlie's Angel)
    captions aside, i wanna know who the hell these girls really are and why they are being so friendly with our rob LOL
  • maddy5
    CAPTION: "WHATS THAT OVER THERE!!" Robert Pattison throws a pack of cigarettes into a trio of crazed female friends to make a run for it!
  • Gioia
    Everything was going just fine until the fans caught Rob's scent and were dazzled...
  • his.favorite.girl
    CAPTION: drop it like its hot!
  • Iris
    CAPTION: "I'd tap that"
  • MMT20
    Caption:
    Rob:If you were smart enough, you would stay away from me.

    *girl in brown jacket walks away*

    *other two are left*
  • stupidlambxoxo
    blonde girl: OMC! it's Rob's room key!!! OMCOMC!! Thank God i took off my shoes so that i could run! HAHA i beat ya to it huns!

    girl # 2: NO! i wanted to sneak into his room. omc, how could you do this to me. (begins to cry)

    girl # 3: Fine, whatevs. Rob spit in the dirt, i wonder how much that would sell on ebay

    rob: bloody hell, my room key! er, can i have it back?
  • team JACOB!! ; )
    caption:

    narator-
    "About three things we are absolutely positive...
    Wait does anyone know what IS going??
    Ohh right just another day in the life of a dazzling beautiful Cullen."
  • Cynthia Guerra
    Girl on floor: I've been dazzled and I cant get up.
    Girl squatting: HE SPIT OUT HIS GUM !! GET IT!!! DO U KNOW HOW MUCH WE CAN GET FOR THAT ON EBAY?
    Girl Turned away: YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY BLOWING IT!
    Rob: Help? Emmett? Jasper? Beam me up Scottie?
  • heather whitlock
    Caption: "falling down, with bootie all around!"
  • TEAM PAUL :-D
    caption: SO THIS IS THE EFFECT THAT BRAD PITT AND GEORGE CLONNEY GET
  • Olia
    prior to this very sad looking photo being taken, Rob was actually running away from these girls chasing him. all it took was some mass confusion when he yelled "look, there's a monkey in the bush" concentration on the matter at hand, the hot actor, was lost after this...drunks still looking for monkey/Rob getting a kick out of the whole thing.
  • SamanthaCullen8
    Caption: Rob- Jackpot!
  • Destiney
    (Rob to girls) : look its a photo op. lets look stupid
    you ass shot
    you look in bushes
    you sit on the ground in a shirk
    ill just look away with a crooked smile!
    were gonna make head lines with this one !
  • Kennedy
    CAPTION: "Its seems my florescence does have a huge affect on you's"
  • Ana
    Caption: TWILIGHT star RPatz releases a monstrous fart in order to INCAPACITATE innocent women who came bearing shower gel.
  • V_Jacobs_Girl
    CAPTION: Look at my butt... Look at my butt... Look at my errrr.... (crotch shot)
  • V_Jacobs_Girl
    CAPTION: Last night Rob Pattison was mobed by 2 women and a she/he (gender of the purse wearing manly woman in leather coat still unknown) who tricked him into an impromptu game of street twister. "I don't know what happend suddenly there they were bending over and calling out, left hand on right street crack, I tried to escape but was mobed" Rob told one of our reporters.
  • Rosemary
    CAPTION: not really! but I tried

    "Rooobbb...I just wanted a light...babyyy", girl on floor unable to keep her balance from a series of leechie Martini drinks she devoured during the hour before. " and your autograph...", she mumbled as well, as she tooks a puff of her cigarette. eyes closed, hair all over the place and swaying on the ground. She might as well have been stoned. She lost balance and fell with a thud onto the pavement obviously involuntarily.

    "Chris! you are such a loser! We can't take you anywhere! We won't freakin' get an autograph now or anything else! Real cool Chris real cool...", Senna said, semi wasted shoeless in public, bending over picking up her Camels in a clumsy manner. Only an inhibited person with alcohol consumption could behave so unfashionable, so unlady like in front of a famed gentleman of all times. She was out of control, unable to coordinate her movements, and no recollection of where her shoes were left. Simply picking up her Camel pack was an effort.

    " You guys are soooooo embarassing! Rob we are not normally like this please...we just want autographs and to hang out with you! We will behave promise! I won't puke again promise!", Laura, the one with most self controlled of the three girls pleaded.

    "Ummm, sorry ladies I have to goooo, yeah big shoot early morning tomorrow. Sorry...", and Rob scoots away, rolls eyes and arches his brows, and just in time hails a cab, gets in and the cab leaves. His facial expression was nothing short of panic stricken and disgust. He could not help but notice the fallen girl on the pavement turning onto her knees, hair fallen over her head, uncoordinated shakily trying to get up but losing balance yet again.

    "Is this what its come down to? I can't go out alone anymore that's it! There's a weirder crazy every night...no more!", Rob thought to himself as the cab drove away. He continued starring out the dark tinted window in disbelief, knowing that he no longer was free... and he was going to prison for a very long time to come. Personal prison.
  • twifan32
    Hey Rob, you dropped a sparkle. No wait, it's just Taylor Lautner.
  • V_Jacobs_Girl
    hey I love your icon, where did you get that great picture if you don't mind me asking? I would love to see it larger.
  • twifan32
    Not really sure. Just stumbled across it. I'm glad you like it.
  • madseason40
    CAPTION: Eventually everyone falls for RPattz.
  • madseason40
    CAPTION: Eventually everyone falls for RPattz.
  • Wolf baby
    Caption:

    Their Thoughts:

    Rob- Can't believe this is happening to me ....... I thought these weirdos were gonna be cool......man was i wrong!!! ............This is Now or Never!..... I better escape from these weird psycho B@@@@Ches while who knows what the hell their doing get away as quietly as I can!


    Purple- Oh I got my card..........Oh No! (she just farted ) (getting red) hopefully that wasn't loud......Ah!...... throw up.............man shouldn't have had too many drinks....Ahhhhhhhhh! more vomit.

    black dress- Oh s@@@@t she did not just frat ..................jeez what a awful smell.........I need to get up...Oh no i can't..I'm too heavy must be all those donuts i ate.


    Brown- whats that awful smell! Oh know she didn't !..... What a H@g she vomit in my new heels!!!!!!!!!
  • Wolf baby
    Caption:

    Their Thoughts:

    Rob- Can't believe this is happening to me ....... I thought these weirdos were gonna be cool......man was i wrong!!! ............This is Now or Never!..... I better escape from these weird psycho B@@@@Ches while who knows what the hell their doing get away as quietly as I can!


    Purple- Oh I got my card..........Oh No! (she just farted ) (getting red) hopefully that wasn't loud......Ah!...... throw up.............man shouldn't have had too many drinks....Ahhhhhhhhh! more vomit.

    black dress- Oh s@@@@t she did not just frat ..................jeez what a awful smell.........I need to get up...Oh no i can't..I'm too heavy must be all those donuts i ate.


    Brown- whats that awful smell! Oh know she didn't !..... What a H@g she vomit in my new heels!!!!!!!!!
  • WolfGirlforever
    Caption:

    Their Thoughts:

    Rob- Can't believe this is happening to me ....... I thought these weirdos were gonna be cool......man was i wrong!!! ............This is Now or Never!..... I better escape from these weird psycho B@@@@Ches while who knows what the hell their doing get away as quietly as I can!


    Purple- Oh I got my card..........Oh No! (she just farted ) (getting red) hopefully that wasn't loud......Ah!...... throw up.............man shouldn't have had too many drinks....Ahhhhhhhhh! more vomit.

    black dress- Oh s@@@@t she did not just frat ..................jeez what a awful smell.........I need to get up...Oh no i can't..I'm too heavy must be all those donuts i ate.


    Brown- whats that awful smell! Oh know she didn't !..... What a H@g she vomit in my new heels!!!!!!!!!
  • WolfGirlforever
    Caption:

    Their Thoughts:

    Rob- Can't believe this is happening to me ....... I thought these weirdos were gonna be cool......man was i wrong!!! ............This is Now or Never!..... I better escape from these weird psycho B@@@@Ches while who knows what the hell their doing get away as quietly as I can!


    Purple- Oh I got my card..........Oh No! (she just farted ) (getting red) hopefully that wasn't loud......Ah!...... throw up.............man shouldn't have had too many drinks....Ahhhhhhhhh! more vomit.

    black dress- Oh s@@@@t she did not just frat ..................jeez what a awful smell.........I need to get up...Oh no i can't..I'm too heavy must be all those donuts i ate.


    Brown- whats that awful smell! Oh know she didn't !..... What a H@g she vomit in my new heels!!!!!!!!!
  • breebaby619
    CAPTION: “Rob:Yes girls, find my lighter and I'll give you....a hug (Rob thinks to himsel)Haha, its such fun being Edward Cullen *pulls lighter out of back pocket*”
  • Domo
    CAPTION: I said hold on tight spider monkey! Dammit
  • CAPTION:
    Rob : Oh man, I think I drop my cigar somewhere.
    Girl in brown leather jacket : I think I see it around the bushes.
    Blond girl : Let me take off my shoes first. I'm NOT going to let my Jimmy Choos get dirty, even for Rob's sake! Oh Jeez, I stepped on a dog poo!
    A few minutes later...
    Blond girl : I'm getting pretty tired... *pulls out her own cigar* Is this your cigar, Rob?
    Girl in black dress : *trips on something* I think I tripped on something. Hey, I tripped on a cigar! Hey, is this your cigar, Rob?
    Rob : I think it is. But you have tripped on it. Oh well, 'guess I'll get a new one. *walks away*
    Blond girl & girl in brown leather jacket : So we spend the last hour for nothing?
    Girl in black dress : I guess you are. Goodnight! *walks away*
  • CAPTION: Um...Er...Girls??.....Edwards not lost......I'm right here??!!!!
  • Alicia W
    Caption:

    "Oh God, what is that smell?"
    Robert Pattinson "he he he"
    "Wow, he may not be dead like Edward, but his butt sure smells like it"
  • Alice4Jasper4eva
    DON'T tell Nikki....or Kristen or any other chick I'm dating!!!!!
  • Caption:
    Rob decides to slyly walk away before they realise that he isnt actually Edward so he will be incapable of giving them a fast track piggy back ride to hospital :P

    Its not very good, but i love all the ones before, so i thought id give it a shot :P
  • courttttt
    time_falls_away@hotmail.com
    could someone please, please send me the link for bad a** edward?
    i need new reading material, but ive read all there is to read about twilight.
    but i cant leave edward.
    and im over 18. so no worries there.

    thank you!!
  • Twi-hard ;]
    Caption: I know Edward can make Bella faint, but even he doesn't have this kind of affect on the ladies...... You all look dazzled
  • luisa minaya
    rob:what the f***, thats nasty i saw homeless man peeing there yesterday.
    you know what? i bet Taylor doesn't have to put up with this rubbish!!! thats the last time i hire people base on how hot they are, i might as well have hire monkeys.
  • Ke
    Caption: Rob says, "Excuse me, Ladies. You wouldn't happen to have a lighter on you?" The purple printed shirt girl says, "Oh please we don't think lighters when we are looking at you Rob. Here's my card, if I can get down far enough to pick it up without tipping over like she has already (motioning to the girl on the ground)." Rob says, "Seriously I have to get home fairly soon but I am in awful need of a smoke." "Girl on the ground says, "Hey aren't you the guy from Twilight? Oh I heard you chain smoked pretty awesome. Let me lay here and be sexy for you with cigarette." Girl standing over plants, "You women make me sick! I wanted all this time with Rob. Go get lost, so I can give him the light of his life."
  • Jon
    LOL !!! This is hillarious!:)
  • jess
    Rob- finally a group of girls that arn't chasing me down the streets.... well maybe if they were sober they would be???(pulls scared face)
  • Candice
    Dont know if this is still open for the contest.But!
    Im gonna give it a go.

    Caption: Damn, I really do dazzle girls. At least they didn't ask me to bite them.Filthy whores!!


    I gave it a shot..
    Not so good.But i lost my idea when i clicked the comment thing! Damn brain fart!=(
  • pavlinka
    CAPTION:
    When Rob appears...girls are fainting one after another:)
  • CAPTION:

    Rob: WTF. Wicked. *smirk*
  • danielle
    Rob: Do I dazzle you?

    Girls: (passs out ; swwwwoooooooon ; OMG!!!! )
  • DarkLee
    lolllllllllllllllll
  • MrsACULLEM
    CAPTION: tell me girls, do i dazzle you ?
  • TeamEmmett
    CAPTION:" The next time you won't laugh at me!"
  • lmao i LOVE Queenie's
  • Lillian
    I know this picture is hilarious, and all. But can someone tell me WHERE this picture was from? And what was actually happening? By the way, I totally love the wild mating season one. That should so TOTALLY win. You rock!
  • Penny
    Caption " Wait don't go I know I have that camera somewhere"
  • TWILIGHT LOVERRR
    ROB: HELLO LADYS IM A VAMPIRE AND IM A BIT THIRSTY TONIGHT, BUT YOU SEE I PEFER GIRLS THAT SMOKE :]
    GIRL IN BROWN: IM JUST GONNA WALK AWAY NOW AND I NEVER SAW ANYTHING :]
    GIRL BENDING OVER: OMG I THINK IM GONNA BE SICK :]
    ROB: EW
    GIRL IN BLACK: OMG PLEASE BITE ME NOW, THIS IS PERFECT, YOU SEE IM WRITING A BOOK CALLED "TWILIGHT" AND ITS ABOUT VAMPIRES AND NOW THIS COMES ALONG I CAN WRITE MY SECOND ONE OMG I CAN SEE IT NOW I THINK IM GONNA CALL IT "NEW MOON" :]
    ROB: YES ITS PERFECT, NOW LAY DOWN :]


    HAHA IT WAS WORTH A TRY :]
  • Jibbrish
    :)
  • Knina Bina
    it should be
    ROB- EXCUSE ME LADIES I HAVE SEEMED TO HAVE LOST MY DAZZLES CAN YOU HELP ME FIND IT?
    Black dress- O M G EDWARD CULLEN HAS LOST HIS DAZZLE HIRRY GIRLS DROP TO THE FLOOR WE MUST FIND IT
  • just_another_mortal
    CAPTION: "Uhh...Security, where did those guys go? Help?....Security umm...Kellan? Jackson?..Taylor?...Peter? A little help...anybody?"
  • Skorpia
    caption is:
    Rob checks Rock of Love rejects and decides he's rather be-Edward cause he'd rather be suckin on doe-a-deer -a- female- deer.
    someone please send me the bada$$ edward link-muchas gracias
    scarlett_25leo@yahoo.com
  • apdawn
    Caption: "Ladies, I didn't want that gum anymore! If you really need some, we can get some at the store around the corner!"
  • SAHMof2
    CAPTION:
    Robert: Girls please, don't, leave. I know $28,000 is a lot of money, but I feel very, protective...of my lips.
  • KamilaCullen
    These are so funny!
  • only_ever_true_love
    CRAP! i think Bella's coming! look busy maybe she won't notice you, she is quite unobservant...
  • AngelicVampire1234
    Robert: I Have too many Bellas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • rmg
    CAPTION:
    Rob: (Time to ditch these girls!)
    OOOPS! I dropped my cigarettes.
    Rob starts to run away....
    Girl in Purple: I got them!
    Girl in Brown: Drop them! I saw them first!
    Girl in Black: OH ROB! I've fallen and I can't get up!

    Rob: (How do these women find me!?)
  • Sammi ( Mrs.Cullen)
    CAPTION: " Bella dumped me for Jacob, but all these girls blood doesnt sing to me! Come back Bella, im soooo sorry i ever left you"
  • Shugabox76
    CAPTION: " And they say a Vampire never drops anything"
  • I_heart_Cullenz
    Caption : To become a TRUE vampire, you must be able to stop women in their tracks, even while wearing a stocking hat!
  • Lily
    Caption for the photo

    Girl with the purple/flowery top: Oh damn, I have dropped my Fake ID! Hope Rob hasn't noticed.
    Girl with brown jacket on: I mustn't look into his eyes because then he may want to kill me with his powers. I must look away, but he all so gorgeous. Oh well better luck next time.
    Girl on the floor: Rob, you know you said that stunt you did with Kristen when she is about to get crushed by the car, I didn't think it was you cos look where I am know :|
    Rob: Ohfff that was painful
  • Shugabox76
    CAPTION: “Come On Ladies the first to find my plane ticket can get a kiss on the cheek half price $10, 000”
  • Carol
    Caption: Hey Sue, I got his smokes!
    Well, I have a button off his shirt!
  • TeamEdward(THE_BIG_DAY!<3)
    CAPTION:

    (ROB) "Well, I bet Paris didn't have this much trouble figuring out which girl should have the golden apple! But this is modern days I need to decide which girl deserves my cigarette lighter, and these girls obviously need it!"
  • TaylorandSpunk<3
    Wtf? Aww Wheres kristen at? i love her not you guys. *walks away*
  • Jill Stencel
    CAPTION: Now that they are fully satisfied...I might be able to escape.
  • Kim
    CAPTION: "(Rob) Um, I sure hope no papparazzi are behind us taking pictures of this".....
  • obsessivecullendisorder
    i tried to post before but i dont know if it worked?
    i cant enter cause i'm not from the US,
    but i'd put: Caption: "3 Screaming girls give Rob a wedgie then pass out in a bush"
  • Linda
    CAPTION: They can't see us. We're not here. Don't look.
  • aliceswonderland112
    Ohhhhh... so rob goes for the drunk prostitutes. I get it now.
  • Vixgirlxxx
    L.A girls drunk–hyper–horny.
    Drunk girl number 1 looks at Rob then "accidently" drops something on the floor.." hahah cant believe where that came from...(tries a British laugh that ends up making her gurgle as she bends down to retrieve the object, making her dribble..)
    Drunk girl number 2 who was just laughing :"ewwww"
    Drunk girl number 3 is thinking god cant believe shes bending down right NEXT to him...i got to do something.. She then suddenly drops down and lets out a giggle
    Robert Pattinson is thinking WThell is happening here ....how am i suppose to get these crazy girls to go HOME...they cant even stay up straight..hahha funny but really problematic... to that his smile goes down as he presses his lips together– meditating on the matter.
  • TwilightFanatic17
    caption:
    Edward/Rob: wow...even my sparkle from a flsahlight causes these girls to go blind...oh well. *shrugs shoulders and walks away*
  • Annette
    CAPTION:
    Rob: (to the girl in the hat)"Rosalie look! I found our dinner..."
    Girl on floor: "WTF Rob?"
    Girl with hat on: (to herself) "I can't believe he just called me Rosalie..."
    Girl bending over: "I can't see it! Where is it?"
  • joanna
    what does Robert Pattinson get when he's not in his coffin?
    3 drunks and i think he be taking a cab home
    somebody make them go to rehab right now now now
    they are having a Lindsey and Brittney moment.
  • joanna
    what does Rob get when he walks down the street
    say it
    out loud
    DRUNKS!
    Are you Afraid ?
    no were only afraid of throwing up on you
  • joanna
    ok if we get stopped by the police
    tell me rob does it look like i'm walking a straight line????

    i'm only 15
  • ohmy_feathers
    Caption: Girls looking for a lighter, girl trying really hard to get up off the floor, and Rob looking around like dang these drunken chicks are crazy don't they know the papz are following me?!
  • Liliane_Cullen
    The girls look SLUTYYY.... poor rob... has to hang out with drunks
  • Nicole
    ok, i cant hold out any longer! someone please send me the bada$$ edward thing too!! PLEASE!!!!!!!
    nicole50@hotmail.com
  • lovejacobblack
    purple shirt: lets have a farting contest!
    black dress girl: o god! you sent me to the ground!! that stinks!
    brown jacket: i can even smell it from over here and im behind you- must be a breeze!
    black dress:o rob! help me up- my heels are to big!!
    Rob: No prob- i might fart though!
    black dress: i don't care- thats sexy!
  • Runs with Wolves
    Caption: So I hope Bella doesn't find out what I'm doing while I'm, er, tracking Victoria.
  • stephanie
    oooh can someone please send me bada** edward?! please please!! dannie08@live.com!!
  • Laura
    Caption "Sometimes I'm not the most dangerous thing out there, sometimes it's alcohol and four inch heels"!
  • Katherine
    CAPTION: Come on ladies, I'm not THAT dazzling!
  • Sammi
    Girl in pinkish shirt: *BARFFF* wow its pretty....it has so many colors....
    Rob: Oh thats sexy...
    Girl on the floor: I think im gonna sing..lalalalalala
    Girl in brown jacket: *wonder wat that tastes like?*
  • Liz
    Caption: " Alright girls I can't take all of you out on a date but I am a really big fan of America's Next Top Model, so who can ever strike the best pose wins the date."
  • annieluvsedward
    Caption: Rob and the drunkies
  • fab5mom
    Caption "Sometimes I'm not the most dangerous thing out there, sometimes it's alcohol and four inch heels"!
  • Utahna
    CAPTION... "TOP THIS"
  • xxMsCullenxx
    Caption:
    Ladies: Awww Mr Robert Pattionson Would you kindly sign my new moon book
    Rob: Oookayy
    Ladie: Yay Wait A Minnute Where MY pEN Come On Girls Lets Find My Pen
    Rob THINKING TO HIMSELF: these girls are drunked better get out
  • taylor
    Could i please also get the link for Badass Edward from someone?

    johna02003@hotmail.com

    thank you
  • Caption: Rob: Hey guys...I think I lost my fang?!
  • MeganLovesTwilight
    CAPTION:
    Bella: (talking to Edward/Rob) " I leave you alone for two minutes and the drunk stalkers descend.'
  • MoonGoddess
    Does ANYONE know what the story is behind this picture?? If you know the link, please post, that would be great :) THANKS
  • Ambar
    Somebody might aswell send me it tooo... =)

    Thanks x
  • DooDle
    Was that the purple people eater that ran by??
  • nancy
    rob-lets all act like apes
    girl in purple-ooh ooh aah ahh
    girl in brown-lol!!!
    girl in black-rotfl literally!!!
  • cara
    "When they said the girls throw themselves at you, I never expected it would be more like drunkenly stumble..."
  • bianca
    CAPTION: its robbie's angels!!! *cough cough* whores *cough cough* ;)
  • Jordan
    CAPTION" GREAT THEIR NOT LOOKING RUNNNNNN!''
  • Cassandrala
    "Your Caption Here"

    Rob: Alright, girls...first one to find my missing contact gets a bite on the neck...
  • Alyse B
    Robert: I'd like to take a bit out of that! (looking at girl's butt who is bending over)
  • Alyse B
    Robert: I'd like to take a bite out of that! (looking at the girl's butt who is bending over)
  • mersades
    NEWS REPORTER: this just in robert pattinson was photographed leaving one of the former sluts giving robert patinson a lapdance from four people. he addmitted to his actions and is apollogizing to the sluts for being such a horrible tipper... and he also apollogizes to his fans for being such a dumb ass... now for the weather report will it be sunny to keep robert pattinson inside his house from the crazed fans so give us the report im mersades and im signing off to you ted.
  • Alyse B
    CAPTION: Robert " I'd like to take a bite out of that! (looking at girl who is bending over)
  • cara
    CAPTION::

    "When they said the girls throw themselves at you, I never expected it would be more like drunkenly stumble..."
  • Chelsea
    Robert: I know my face causes girls to fall over once in a while but I never thought it could drive them to smoke!
    or
    Robert: Woah, ladies. No need to go and literally "fall" for me.
  • Opaque Frost
    Rob: No No, sorry girls I think I dropped Bella's ring back that way. Damn Kristen is so going to MURDER me!
  • Opaque Frost
    CAPTION: Now if I were a wedding ring where would I hide?
    Rob: No No, sorry girls I think I dropped Bella's ring back that way. Damn Kristen is so going to MURDER me!

    Forgot the caption thing redid it.
  • Becky
    CAPTION: OH, Ladies do you think you could help me find my contact...I seem to have lost it..and I need it for my next shoot.
  • Becky
    OH, ladies do you think you could help me find my contact....I need it for my next scene.
  • LaLa
    Can someone send me the link to badA$$ edward. Much appreciated. I am over 18. Thanks :)
  • Cheerchikk11
    Girl # 1 : Oh my gawwd it's Robert Pattinson,crap where'r my the camera

    Giel # 2: uh i think you drop it somewhere over here

    Girl # 3(on ground): Um geez you guys are so lame,i'm gonna sit here and smoke as i wait for Taylor Lautner..

    Rob: Um girls,maybe i can just sign something to save you the trouble.
  • Me
    CAPTION:
    girl in purple shirt: Holy crap! It's Robert Pattinson...OMG quick give me something to write on.
    girl on the ground: WAIT. See if he wants to have a smoke with us. I think he likes damsels in distress.
    Rob: What are you ladies doing? Have you been watching Twilight? I'm not in the mood for theatrical tyrants. I got enough to deal with Bella being so damn reckless.
    girl standing by plants: I was trying to hide my face because I seen Aro walked by before you. Truthfully, I was hoping he would read my mind and steal me from my drunk friends. Why you're here. Do you mind telling what heck your doing here in the middle of the night? The streets of LA are covered with newborns who fled from the Volturi.
  • Keisha
    CAPTION:
    girl in purple shirt: Holy crap! It's Robert Pattinson...OMG quick give me something to write on.
    girl on the ground: WAIT. See if he wants to have a smoke with us. I think he likes damsels in distress.
    Rob: What are you ladies doing? Have you been watching Twilight? I'm not in the mood for theatrical tyrants. I got enough to deal with Bella being so damn reckless.
    girl standing by plants: I was trying to hide my face because I seen Aro walked by before you. Truthfully, I was hoping he would read my mind and steal me from my drunk friends. Why you're here. Do you mind telling what heck your doing here in the middle of the night? The streets of LA are covered with newborns who fled from the Volturi.
  • tReBoR
    ... who's the bitches? the three sucks!!!
  • Keisha
    CAPTION:

    girl on the ground: Excuse me. Where the hell do you think you're going?
    Rob: Do you mind if I borrow your cigarette? I got a lighter here somewhere. Do you ladies live here?
    girl picking up card: No. We got dumped out here because the guys thought we were easy.
    Rob: You could have fooled me but you ladies look high and acting rather provocative.
    girl in brown jacket: See I told you that he wouldn't think we were strippers.
  • Laura Dacy
    It's true ladies - Vampires CAN move the earth.....
  • Keisha
    CAPTION:

    Precious Pattinson caught in the web of lustrous fanmates who are ready to become his next victims.
  • Keisha
    CAPTION:

    Desperate Twilight fans alerted Robert Pattinson and sought to gain autograph for auction on Ebay.
  • Lisha
    Rob: "Daaaang girls...the back of yo head is RIDICULOUS!!"
  • Bella Cullen
    CaPtIoN:

    Rob: So, uh, girl on the ground, you smoke too? And girl picking up the paper, is that a ticket to the Twicon? And, you, the last one, what ARE you doing??
  • Bella Cullen
    cApTiOn:

    Rob: excuse me ladies, but is that the door for the Gullible Club?
    girl in the hat: Uh, yeah i think it is.
    Rob: HA
  • meg_dc
    CAPTION: The Volturi's are comin', girls, you gotta go now and hide!!!! They won't like it that you know am a vampire! (Twifan in a hurry stumbles on her feet) Uh-oh don't pull off a Bella because I can't help you with that now! (Searching his pockets) Let me get my key, maybe my Volvo can get you all out of here!
  • Cullenized4life
    CAPTION: Where's my car? It was just here....Ladies, If i dazzle you til you are intoxicated with my presence will you help me find my car?
  • Alicia
    Rob: Oh come on girls, she's fallen on her ass and can't get up. Quit laughing..no really..quit laughing, your making this hard for me to help her back up. She's 3 sheets to the wind.
  • Angela
    CAPTION: FRAGILE LITTLE HUMANS!
  • becca
    damn! Wheres emmett when you need him to make innapropriate jokes?
  • Donna
    and you all wonder why they didnt cast you lot as bella...
  • robertpattinsonismine
    sorry. i just farted.
  • Alina Vasquez
    Caption: Let's be wolves!"

    Blonde Girl: Whats the New Movie going to be like? Hey, we'll be the wolves and Robert you be Jacob? Okay, Ashley get on the ground, Kristen, you hid in that bush.....ohhhh look a free pack of cigarrettes!!!!
    Robert: Umm, Kristen can go now, your friends are really creeping me out.
  • Caption:

    Girl #1: OMG guys I saw him spit out his gum somewhere by these bushes...I NEED to find it OMGGGG im gonna be sooooo rich on EBAY

    Girl#2: Umm, you do realizes that Robert is still standing here right? You do know that an autograph will make us more money on ebay than a piece of gum.

    Girl# 3: Ok guys im like really drunk but i think i can find a pen and he can autograph my bra or something....OK i got it, oh no wait, its just a cigarette.
  • GissyCulen
    Caption:

    Girl #1: OMG guys I swear i saw him spit out his gum over by these bushes...I am gonna be sooooo rich on EBAY.

    Girl #2: Ummm, you do realize that Robert is standing right next to us, and an autograph will probably make us more money than a piece of gum right?

    Girl #3: OMG shes so right, im like sooo drunk but I think I can find a pen in my purse and he can sign my bra or something...Ok i found one...oh no wait, thats just a cigarrette.
  • GissyCulen
    Caption:

    Girl #1: OMG guys I swear i saw him spit out his gum over by these bushes...I am gonna be sooooo rich on EBAY.

    Girl #2: Ummm, you do realize that Robert is standing right next to us, and an autograph will probably make us more money than a piece of gum right?

    Girl #3: OMG shes so right, im like sooo drunk but I think I can find a pen in my purse and he can sign my bra or something...Ok i found one...oh no wait, thats just a cigarrette.
  • Shelby
    This is a serious case of Twi-addiction. These girls are displaying the serious case many Twihards have. Robert Pattinson is so appealing to them that they have literally fainted on the floor at his presence!
  • chriistineexox
    keep searching Bella's engagment ring has to be around here somewhere....maybe if u put ur cigarettes down we could find it faster
  • Edward's Brunette
    What a shame, Robert is so attactive and smart, and he hangs out with girls that cannot handle their alcohol and make fools of themselves in public. He deserves better company. No girl is cute falling down on the ground. It's one thing to be drunk and happy and another to be totally embarrassing. Someone should have cut those girls off. If I were in Rob's company for the evening I'd stay sober from the alcohol and drunk off him. LOL! I wouldn't want to waste what time I had and not be able to remember it in the morning.

    What a shame. He does look totally freakin awesome in that pic though! **Swoon**
  • caption this:
    Rob: i see 3 girls......where is bella?
    [pushes girl down]
    Rob again: WHERE IS BELLA? She is suppose to party with ME. Ugh I HATE YOU THREE!!!
  • bfrick6
    "Do you think if we act like this it will get us a part in new eclipse?"
  • Emily Galbraith
    Robert: Okay, girls, i'm in a fun mood, lets all play a game. You'll know the game, Musical Statues! But um, seen as we are you know outside, without music lets just be statues and see who can freeze the longest. Whoever wins gets a drink bought by the three other losers.
    Girls: Yeah, lets do it.
    Robert: On my count then. One. Two. Three (Everyone gets into there freeze stance)...FREEZE!
    *Rob chooses the primate stance, whilst the girls go with the typical clumsy drunken posture*
    The girl in the floral top seems to have chosen wrong and her posture begins to wobble, this doesn't go un-noticed.
    Robert: You're out!
    Oh tense, three left.
    ...After 5 more minutes Robert and the girl in the leather jacket begins to wobble.
    Girl in black: HAH! I won. I like champagne, by the way...

    So the moral of this story is if ever you choose to enter the game of determination, balance and rediculousness; Musical Statues. Always go for the sitting down frozen position.
  • skittles
    Has any one seen Robert Pattison?
  • magic_at_twilight
    GIRL IN BLACK: why isnt he saving me? ive been sitting here for ages??
    GIRL IN JACKET: he thinks hes so superior now, he even has girls falling at his feet! stupid sparkling diamond boy.
    GIRL BENDING OVER: finally he looks! i was getting bored of bending over! i bet he likes the view..i wonder what hes thinking about now?
    ROB: oh jackson rathbone! i wish you had a butt like that...ahh..,
  • lynsey
    caption: ladies, one more time before my offer goes to the girl on the floor, no?, okay normally i dont go for the girls who fall at my feet, but hey ...
  • Scotty_Bitch
    Can I Get That Link Please.. babeecaitlin@hotmail.co.uk
  • hashala2694
    Caption: Edward sweeps them off their feet!
  • RPattz
    CAPTION:
    Rob: look ... when i said "hold on tight spider monkey" i meant it! now look at you!
  • Your not really drunk if you can lay on the ground without holding on!
  • johannaC14
    Can I please have the link too!!! nicnixs - aka team Sheen
    send it to nidialainez@hotmail.com
    THANK YOU
  • ElleReith
    Can someone please send me the link please.?. an yes am over 18
    michdf_10@hotmail.com

    Thank you.
  • bai
    CAPTION: Claudia, where did that lights go.
  • OnceBitten
    NEED...LINK...NOW...PLEEAASSEE!! (yes--over 18...heck, I'm over 25!)
  • LadyCav22
    Caption : “It only takes a split second to make a move… Here is Robert Pattinson about to make his escape, after he assessed the situation: the girl on the ground with a twisted ankle, incapaciated; checked!, the other girl bending to reach for some card he probably dropped on purpose and the third one hitting on her friend’s behind, both not looking; checked!… Time to take off!!”
  • Jennifer
    "Caption: ROBERT: Kellan, Taylor come here and see what a little bit of alcohol and my unbeleiveable sexyness did to these girls..."
  • I_heart_Cullenz
    Ok - I have searched all i can on my own trying desperately to find this " bad azz Edward" everyone keeps talking about!
    I just had my 32nd b-day .... SOMEONE HOOK ME UP!!! PLEASE!!!!
    jojitsoo28@yahoo.com
  • Diane
    Caption: Robert Pattinson perfects his dazzle-them-drunk escape method in order to flee from rob-obsessed fans.
  • randi
    caption: egging house
    pattinson: lets egg this house guys* turns around*
    girl in black: im going to lay down so i dont get caught
    girl in brown: i think they arent home...
    girl in purple: im going to get some eggs
  • michaela...
    he's honestly not that good looking without his make up!
  • bad a$% edward and cookies...could only be one story. lol you have to be 18...and it is not finished..still needs chapter 50 and an epilogue...but is a really great fanfic.
  • mrscullenwentz
    caption: rob jumps out from no where

    rob: Girls i need your help!
    Girls: anything you need us to do!
    rob: i need you to..
    Girls: yesss.......
    rob: find my car keys. i lost them and i cant not drive my silver volvo what will all the fans think?
    girls: ohhh. :( ok we will help you
    rob: yay!
    girl in black dress: *oh rob droped his smoke. i want it. aghhh (falls to the ground) oh no this is embarrising ummm. just look cool oh yea thats it!*
    girl in purple: maybe there on the ground... (RIPPPP) *wait was that my pants oh god no this is so embarrising. oh my god what do i do??*
    girl in jacket: thay might be in the bush.. hmmmmm lets have a little look...
    rob: *maybe its not here.. wait whats that in my pocket.. ome! its my keys oh well they can just get a photo with me* umm girls? i found them.. but smile!
    l8rz kristen is in the car waiting for me!! *happy happy joy joy* bye!!!!
    Girls: omg.... um bye??? *OMG we just meet rob ome ome ome ome ome!!

    by davina :]
  • vanessa_thp
    send me this badass edward thing!
    burnetteBabe_15@yahoo.com
    [[yes, its misspelled, its an inside joke
    lol]]

    im extremely curious now..everyone is talking about this
    im almost 18 btw
  • vanessa_thp
    sorry if i keep posting stuff
    >.<
    i cant see what i post so im freaking out about not being able to read whatever it is people are reading
  • Ang
    Now I need the link to Bad A$$ Edward..PLease? racingirl6@yahoo.ca, and Sadley I am over 18
  • can someone send me the "bad ass edward" link pleaseeeeee...thanks xoxo....send it to kristen.m1030@yahoo.com
  • CamilleN.
    CAPTION:
    Lady in the Purple:Oops,i dropped my card..(stands up..puts on a flirting voice and says)here..call me!!
    Rob:No thanks i have a girlfriend.(he wispers really queit:I joke im single)
    Lady in the black:your lieing.
    Rob:Nope..shes right over there(points to a random girl and laughs)
    Lady in the black:gasp..shes pretty(faints)

    THE END
    haha..hope you like it=]
  • CamilleN.
    CAPTION:
    Lady in the Purple:Oops,i dropped my card..(stands up..puts on a flirting voice and says)here..call me!!
    Rob:No thanks i have a girlfriend.(he wispers really queit:I joke im single)
    Lady in the black:your lieing.
    Rob:Nope..shes right over there(points to a random girl and laughs)
    Lady in the black:gasp..shes pretty(faints)

    THE END
    haha..hope you like it=]
  • CAPTION: "Where the HELL is that DAMN lighter?!?!"
  • sydneycullen
    Caption: Robert "Anyone have a smoke?"
  • Just Another Unnamed Loser
    Paparazzi! HIDE!
  • Just Another Unnamed Loser
    CAPTION: Where the hell did those girls go? They stole my cigarettes!!!
  • jen
    I want the link too!

    jandjandm@embarqmail.com

    thanks
    Jen
  • Twilight luvin mom
    Caption: Just say NO to alcohol
  • Twilight luvin mom
    Caption: Yup We all smell it!
  • kassianne
    "Now come on, lets be simple about this...." (Rob)
  • Claire
    talk about nightlife. robert pattinson was spotted one evening with three girls, each ditzier than the next. we couldn't hear them so well, so our experts put together their probably conversation as the foursome just hung around...

    Girl in Blouse: i found the black jack card!!!
    Rob: Where's my taxi? i need to get away from these chicks.
    Girl in Black: rob's sooooo hot... he makes this ciggie seem like a popsicle compared to his face...
    Girl in Leather Jacket: i wonder where that other card is that blondie dropped... maybe rob's checkin me out... i did wear my push-up today...
  • Ashlee
    A new epidemic has hit the world, walk by dazzling. This unidentified “man” seems to be the culprit. Scientist have concluded the effects of dazzling are confusion, falling down, the urge to smoke and acting out of character. Please take this picture as a warning to young women everywhere, dazzling isn’t all its cracked up to be! Just look at the sad state of these young ladies in this picture above.
  • diana
    I get his cigarette butt!
  • diana
    I get his cigarette butt!
  • I get his cigarette butt!
  • Anna
    CAPTION: Blonde Girl: " Hey did anyone see where i dropped my lighter?"
    Rob: No, but keep looking for it, it's not a bad veiw.
    Girl on the ground: yeah if i don't get my fix i will never be able to get off the ground!
  • Kathy
    No "Butts" about it ---- We're really falling for you!!!!!!!!!!!!111
  • Kathy
    No "Butts" about it --- We're really falling for you!!!!
  • ADLL
    Rob is seems to be lost in the Valley of the Dolls
  • Kyle
    I don't know if the contest is still going on but whatever.

    Girl sitting on the ground: Hey Rob look at me.
    Girl Bending over: NO Look at me with my fine butt
    Girl with brown jacket: Oh I'm lookin alright
    Rob: Hey look!... A squirrel
  • steph
    CAPTION:
    rob:she gotta DONK
  • unbitten_apple
    "This is going to be HOW MUCH!?!"
  • Jordan Baehr
    CAPTION: Get on my back, im gonna give you a vampire ride!
  • MAria
    Caption This: "I'll better have some fun with Charlie's Angles... since i'm going to hell"
  • beth
    Hey guys. I just crapped out that piece of paper. See who the next Triwizard Champion is.
  • Jackie
    CAPTION: Sit, Stand, Bend, oh and Robert Pattinson...
  • edward and the three some gess its true vampires do get dates FASTER than humans
  • edward got three dates i gess that vampires really do go faster than humans
  • caption:
    EDWARD:sorry lady i just hate that song
    lady what hit me baby one more time?
    yeah when any body sings it i just gotta hit them baby one more time
  • keke
    CAPTION: i knew those hats started on someone sexy ;)
  • Zeynep
    Could someone please send me Badass Edward as well??
    You guys really got me curious now :P haha, and yes I aaaam 18, so no worries.
    my email address is ThinkPositiveStayNegative@hotmail.com

    don't laugh please :P
  • Christine
    CAPTION : Robert - It's ok ladies i've seen the 'set your fart alight with a cigarette before'
  • Samantha-lee
    CAPTION:

    I don't know what happened? i walked by them and they all got dizzy and fell over
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