ive discovered im on the school bus when the trailer airs on the mtv site :'(.
And i cant view due to copyright!!!

So count me out on the extra comment thread .
Damn the UK :L

maybe we help him up and go clean him up...nah i like u dirty lol

............ that looks awkward as hell. Hot, but painful.

One word......WOW!!!!

Kellan you are a beautifully perfect specimen of a gorgeous man! And there you have it!

This photoshoot was purchased by someone and taken by KLO and credited as their own. Not cool.

Hottest homeless in the world... I have a place he can stay.

DAMN that teddy bear!!! Yummy is such an understatement... woaaaa... he's gorgeous... my GOODNESS... I need Daddy Carlisle haha... !!
Love Kellan... he's amazing!!

Kellan fans dont hate me but he looks hecka awkward in this photo.. hehehehhe..

more like hecka hot!!!!!!

Kellan Is CRAZY HOT here

Okay, I love Kellan, he is one hot piece of man-meat. But, I have to ask....in that picture up there, why does it look like he is lifting his leg to fart??

I feel like I should spray air freshener just looking at it...

**grabs can of Glade, sparys into air**
ah, that's better....

Still, I have never seen a man make a farting pose look so sexy in my life!

...My husband looks nothing like that when he takes that position, and I usually end up hitting him with the can of air freshener instead of sparying it, but that is beside the point....

lol

LMAO... oh woman you crack me up... LOL

ROFLMAO!! Geeze, I think our husbands have the same fart pose! They probably make the same face too!

LOL, and I am sure they all smell like roses!

LMAO!

Um...*snickering* Hello Leader (see RPattz&KStew airport post)

LOL ...Yea husbands in general are disgusting creatures.

They make the wolves smell delicious in comparison!

LMAO

Alright!! I have to keep you guys separated!!

Happy dances? Wine? Goofy grins? Bursting into song??

WHERE WAS I???

Geeze, you guys should wait for your "leader".... LOL

What? You were tardy...again! And one thing led to another...

Anyways...what do you have a life or something? If you're going to be a leader you really should be more dedicated.

And we saved you some wine...um...well mostly backwash...

But it's the thought that counts.

LMAO

**whispering**
no, I don't have a life....reading more fanfic!!

**wink wink**

**thinking of fanfic, takes huge swish from backwashed wine**

Wow, I needed that....even if it was disgusting, do you have a cigarette? I don't smoke, but feel like I need one!!! LOL

**shocked look**

Leader?? WTF???

**clicking over to airport post**

I will be right back....

*handing over bottle of wine*

Don't worry, it's just a title. You don't have any real power.
LTCB and I won't let you make a fool of yourself.

*winking at LTCB*

*small voice*

permission to worship at Pattinson and Taylor Shrines?
Please?

LOL

Ahem, Sparkly.
You were a tad too loud there!
What about liking 'em SPARKLY, huh?
Last time I checked wolves didn't sparkle, unless you were attempting to run your hands over them.
*eyebrow raised*
Dont' make me pick apart my mermaid costume and start throwing sea shells at you...
Rob is THAT way.
Kellan is also nearby looking somewhat hot in all his dirty glory.
They sparkle, No touchy Taylor.
lol

*thinking about Rob eating energy bar and Kellan's fart pose*
*considers Taylor jumping over hydrant and the many 6 packs of the wolves*

Hmmm...maybe I should switch teams...

*Waiting for Effing to smack me with BD and Eclipse*

lol

Where are you Sparkly??? We're starting to plan our trip to the set of

Eclipse... We need your help... by the way Effing looking for you with BD

in her hand... you have been warned so be prepared...she knows I

smacked you already... LOL!!! no more crazy talk about leaving Rob...

We are running out of reply boxes..for this important mission, we need to start a new comment thread.. LOL I get too confused tyring to find reply boxes when we get too close to the right side of the board like this.... LOL

**taking Sparkly and LTCB by the hand**
Now, I know that we have been apart the last few days, but we are together now and need to focus. Let's put all the smacking, arguing and ***looks at Sparkly*** Drinking *clears throat* behind us...

Here, to start things off right...

**hands LTCB and Sparkly gold star stickers**

I have been handing glittery ones out left and right lately, they are starting to lose their status, I gotta be more careful with them. LOL

LMAO

Thanks for the warning!

*looks around warily for Effing*

I'm in for the Eclipse stalking expedidion! When do we leave??

Don't worry...I won't be considering crossing the fence again. I can't wait to see that Pattinson eye candy tonight all clean and dressed up. Mmmmmm

*whispering*
And I'm afraid Effing would beat me to the ground.

Also the wolves are easy on the eyes but they kind of smell bad.
LOL

:)

**smacks LTCB on side of head**

WHat are you doing?? You don't warn people! I like to sneak up on them!!

Geeze.... **rolls eyes, shakes head** What am I gonna do with you?? LOL

**smacks Sparkly with copy of BD**

I know it is late, but you deserved it. LOL

Now, FOCUS!! What does that fart pose have on a shirtless Pattinson??? NOTHING!!

**throws Twilight DVD at you for good measure**

...nobody is safe from my smacks, and since I am giving it to you 12 hours later, it is more of a shock!! LOL

Yes we do need a new thread... LOL!! I have a feeling with the

awards tonight this site is going to be out of control!!! Ok

let's do this... Hum? What are we doing?? LMAO!!!

*ducking, sheilding self from flying DVD*

LMAO

Geeze. One little lapse in judgement and I get the living sh*t beat out of me!

Don't worry LTCB already smacked sense back into me. And I had a little WELCOME HOME party for Rob in the pool last night.

*dreamy look in eyes*

Yes what a night we had. If he looks a little tired tonight at the awards now you know why.

LOL

Sorry Effing... Just trying to give Sparkly a head start... LOL!!

(Sparkly I hope you know I just took a smack for you!)

I smacked Sparkly with my BD she was talking Crazy!!!! LOL!!

Dude! What the heck?!? I get on here and nobody is around....I leave and everyone wonders where I am!!

We really need to coordinate our schedules better....

**shaking head**
..we need better organization...

lol

LMAO Dude!

What was that like 2AM?

Well I went to bed at the much more reasonable hour of 1AM.

I wanted to be rested and focused so I could enjoy the mtv awards tonight.

Yes we must coordinate our schedules better. I will be arriving in the mtv movie awards room in plenty of time for the show. Oh, and I'll be the one with the Edward tattoo on my a$$.

I'll bring a bottle of wine and snacks for the coven ;)

See ya Later!

Ok I know it's hard to stay focus because of our Hot Wolf Pack next door..

you must be strong and not forget all that is Pattinson.. Yes you are

lucky our LEADER did not find you first... she carries a tazer... LOL!!!

LOL, Thanks! Glad you kept her in line while I wasn't here. I knew I could count on you... LOL

but, I am still gonna hit her with mine just cause she was expecting it, I don't wanna disappoint. LOL

No I will!... (grabbing books now)

Come back Sparkly!!!!

Ow!

*remembering shirtlessRoband the way he lifted Bella off the ground and kissed her*

Ah yes, shirtless Rob. Mmmm.

Yea, I am quite happy with my sparkly men. Um...excuse my moment of weakness please.

I can't be a teamless wanderer like Effing. Its only the sparkly men for me.

Thanks LTCB...I needed that :)

*doing happy dance that Effing missed an opportunity to smack me*

WHAT!!! Now I'm going to slap you with the Breaking Dawn book!!

Did you forget Shirtless Rob already!! This is an outrage!!! LOL!!

Sparkly, love, I believe that your mind is under great duress.

Either that, or you've drained most of the bottle

LOL

I think the vamps have so much to offer.. offer you, that is. I'll stick to my wolves, although Kellan is rather tempting.

Look, darling, perhaps you just need a little boost of excitement to reignite the love.

*calling*

Oh, Effing____ can we perhaps throw together a mermaid costume??? I believe we should have a watery welcome-back party for Rob with Sparkly in the pool.

Wet is always fun.
LOL

Uh...*hiccup* I did drink alot of wine. But no worries... LTCB smacked some sparkly sense into me.

Since Effing is MIA.

*rolling eyes*

Some leader!

Anyhoo, you can keep your wolves and their hot furry bodies. I like my men cold, hard and sparkly.

*jumping into pool to wait for Rob's return*

Oh, and the mermaid costume won't be necessary. *winking*

LMAO

Ahh, good to see you're back on track, sparkly.

LOL

Ooh, but you're so mistake one one thing, love, the wolves are hot, but they're only furry when they've phased- we get them strong, hot, and smooth. That's about as good as it gets.

But, hey, to each her own.

Enjoy the pool.

*wicked grin*

**taking bottle**
Well, If I have no power, then I don't want the job. You or LTCB and have it...You both are just as worthy... I much prefer to be a teamless wanderer... LOL

**looking at pleading in Sparkly's eyes**

**sighs**

Fine, go worship if you must - but don't break anything!!

LOL

LOL!!! I warned her you would tazer her or something.... Yeah she almost

crossed over to the wolf pack... that's nonsense!! Forgetting about Shirtless

Rob is unheard of... Geez!!

**raises eyebrows**
She almost WHAT??!?!?!

I may be teamless, but I would NEVER abandon Pattinson!

That is just stupid!! I am obviously going to have to keep a better eye on her. LOL

OMG!!! LMAO!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!

Hey there LTCB!! I haven't talked to you all day.... **thinking** did I talk to you yesterday? No, I don't think I did...

**hugging LTCB** I missed you!!

lol

Aw!!! Hugging Effing!!! Our Leader... LOL!!! ask Sparkly...

he is so hot
its crazy!!!

O MY GOD his is so sexy

I'll get dirty with him ant time and any were, how about tonight in my room?

hahahahahahahahahahaha!

he looks AHHHHH-MAZING, soooooo cute..... and i sure do like my men a little dirty...... gives me a reason to take him a shower.......
ohh and by the way...... i dont know why but the title of this post reminded me of chamillionares ridin dirty......... i dont know why.......
agg teddy weddy looks puper cute...... i jux wanna get him and cuddle him......

KOG is temporarily unavailable due to heart attack.
Please limit your comments to G until she can get back and fight for HER MAN!
Thank you!
haha

Oh sweet Jesus! I must have done something good to deserve this!!! I think I could die happy now!!!! =D
MMMM!!!!!!

u love kellan too, come and chat http://www.chatzy.com/534828979462

mmm he look naughty! ;)

*holds paddles ready to shock KOG should she go into V tach*

haha I think I'm gunna need more than paddles!! =D

Um....what about i get the OR on stanby and look into heart transplant if all else fails LOL

God you don't get enough Kellan posts :) you must be HAPPY :) i feel for you coz MIchael Sheen posts are like snow balls in the desert :)

ok, that might be best! They better have the helicopters ready! lol

I AM HAPPY!! Yeah we need to turn on the AC or something, we need mroe snowballs in this desert! lol.
You poor Sheen fans! I never see him! =( You deserve a trophie for waiting! lol

I just watch rise of the Lycans a lot and drink lots of coffee :)

LMAO

lmao! oh well that must help then! =D
I'm sure theres a website for him that you can drool over too! That's what I do! Bookmarked that website! haha

Glad to see you made it here in praise of your main man. He's looking mighty tough, like he might need a spanking. You are just the girl to give it to him.

Hmmmm.....he just doesn't do anything for me :) I think he's just a bit big and blonde for my taste :)

But he seem like an awesome guy in interviews and so much fun :)

I'd really really love a brother like him :)

WTH......clean thought only *nicky goes off to take her temperature*

Well I'm glad that he doesn't do anything for you!
I wouldn't want him to have to come in between our friendship! haha =D

*raises hands in apology*

Not that he isn't great :) But just in a really sweet cuddly way for me :)

You wont have to fight me to get you hand on his ass :) I'd like a hug though :) lol

haha I guess I can allow a hug!
I will be watching your hands the whole time!
There is no way you'll be able to resist his PERFECT body! haha

I promise i'll be good *wink*

I knew there was a reason I liked you! haha
But when you're giving him a hug, make sure you slip my number into his pocket! =D
Make sure its his shirt pocket, I don't want you to closer to his lower half! lol

Good lord...you think of everything when it comes to protecting your mans virtue LOL

lmao! I sure do! can't have people coming in and messing with my man! I gotta cover all levels! lol

LMAO! Yeah dude...what's up with the "plain and simple" comment???...lol! ;-)

I don't know....but i'm scared there's something wrong with me.....

I know i know....*goes to look at shirtless Rob*

It's ok...i still had to change my underwaer after that so i'm fine *phew*

No, I still think there's something wrong with you! haha =P

well......your not the first to say it...... so there is probably some truth there :)

LMAO

lmao! I dunno if Id shout that to the world! lol =D
There's nothing too terribly wrong with you. You just can't see straight! That's common in most people! haha

Ouch!
He's so yummy it hurts.
LOL

Yeah it hurts because you know I'm coming for you!
That WILLL be painful!!!!
haha =D

*big, big grin*

Well, look who just pops right out of the woodwork. What do you have, Kellan radar???

LOL

I can handle being hurt, KOG, why do you think I run with wolves.

LOL

I'm not too afraid.

Oh, look at that. I think Kellan has a major stain on his shirt from being on the floor.

Let me just go get that for him.

*Um... exuse me.. I have a washing machine handy, let me just quick wash your shirt for you.."

LOL

Actually I do have Kellan radar! Thank you! Kellan tells me when to look out for posts! =D

Wolves are nothing compared to me! You just wait! *evil grin*

Stain from the floor? Oh no that's from me! =D We like it dirty! =D
We already spent some time in the laundry room! *wink wink* So I don't think you'll be much help! Sorry! haha

Well that's so interesting. HE must have it on group "send" because he also sends me those updates directly

(and you thought you were special, huh? So sorry)

LOL

Oh, please, KOG, bring it on. I'll try to shiver a bit, if it makes you feel scarier.

*smirk*

Still having to resort to the laundry room for fun, huh? That's ok.

Well look at that, you missed the tank underneath the shirt. What a shame.

Nope, I got it covered, thanks so very much.

(:

Sorry, but we all know that I'm WAYYYY better than you! No doubt about that! I don't have fleas and ticks on me to take away from my perfection! haha And sorry, but Kellan doesnt really like dogs! sorry! =D

You better shiver! Because you'll be running like a fat kid runs from celery! haha

Oh he LOVES the laundry room! And the shower! Getting clean is even more fun than getting dirty! lmao! =D

ROTFL- chalk one up for KOG- the celery line WAS funny.

*dead silent*

ANd now I'm not laughing anymore.

*Double-checks*

Um..nope, no fleas and ticks, love, wolf tongues run fairly rough, so they usually don't stay on there. And the shower afterward helps too.



KOG, love, people who are better than others don't have to expend the effort to point it out. lol



Oh, he likes the shower. Well that explains a LOT of what he was trying to tell me yesterday. *wicked grin*

*Um, Kellan, about that coconut-scented shampoo. I'm interested in checking it out now.

*smirk*

Thank you, thank you *bows*

Um I just like to point it out. I don't have to, because it's like common knowledge! But I just like rubbing it in your face a little! =D

Coconuts? Oh he doesn't like coconut scented stuff! You must have been hanging out with the homeless man again! You really need to stop with that! It's ok though *pats on the back*
Plus Kellan is always with me! So you couldnt even have had a chance to take a shower with him!

Common knowledge?

How much did you have to pay people (I'll give you a dollar if you say I'm really cool) ??

LOL

Yah, he actually does like coconut-scented stuff. He just gets REALLY really turned on by it, so he only saves it for when he's willing to totally lose his mind.

Kellan is always with you? *ptfhgh* Um..KOG, darling, we're not talking pocket Kellan's here.





lol

OMG, I KNOW KELLANONLYGIRL WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN SHE SEES THIS PIC.... LIKE I DID WHEN I SAW MY BABY SHIRTLESS... AWWW ROBERT PATTINSON IS HOTTT

I think the heart attack is over now!
I'm typing from heaven! lol
So did you enjoy your shirtless Rob the other day? I was working that night! I couldn't even be here to laugh at you all! lol =D

sexy as always my man Kellan !!!

swoonage!!

come chat, its only for people who love kellan http://www.chatzy.com/534828979462

Love the guy, but everytime I see his name spelled out it reminds me of "Klutz" LOL

Kellan is hotness.
I alwayes wondered why don't we get to see other vamps apart from Edward sparkling under the sun..I would LOVE to see sparkling shirtless Emmet *starts drooling over the idea*.. what a view it would be!

He's attending MTV MA by the way! along with Ashley..they will sit next to Sandra Bullock!!

i wouldnt let him get back up (if u get the picture, eh!!!)

he is mine

kellan has it all sexy body, sexy looks,

where as rob has the good looks (sometimes lol) and not the body

go sexy kellan lutz

he is so hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tream emmett/kellan

I love Rob too but Kellan is HOTTTTTTT

.....mrow! kellan! hello!

MAN KELLAN!

YOU

ARE

SMOKING

HOT

=)

i agree MeMyselfandTwilight they are SMOKING!!

KELLAN IS FINE!! He is so HOT!! Him and Peter are SMOKING! Jackson and Rob are of course hot to... just not as sexy!

They are all exceedingly gorgeous... Although I personally think Jackson and Rob are sexier... but that may just be my preference for musicians talking...

if you had a preference for hotties you'd be on team kellan! lmao! jk! jk!
Or a preference for HOT SEXY BODIES!!! mmm!!! haha =D

His bod is pretty rockin! There is no denying that! :)

No there isn't!!! mmmm!!!!!

finally someone with taste......... go kellan sexy lutz

go team emmett/kellan

I look at him and think, "Man oh man. He is so gorgeous." But I have to wonder... Would I still feel the same way if I actually knew him?

he looks so much hotter in his natural haircolor. Dying it black for the movie almost seems like blasphemy.

I agree.

oh my....

See, his hotness has just made me comment as a guest!!! I lose all common sense just by looking at him!!

oh snap. yummmmmm :)

He is hotness dripping with chocolate.....

COME HITHER.......... okay

Move out of the way.....Kellan has fallen..... Let's pick him up... LOL!!

Um, he can stay where he is...I'll join him on the floor!

What? Well I wouldn't want him to get lonely down there!

LMAO

*laughing* Sparkly, I was just going to say the same thing.
Why get up if he's exactly where we want him?
LOL LOL

Big Brother Cullen is looking mighty Hot!!!

oh and he is all dirty too! we should halp him with that.....

I don't know for what i have in mind lying down is better then again the wall is there.

Hot Damn that is a hot pic! I cant even type right! Kellan is bringing on the hotness! go nmm.org! Three posts in like 5 minutes!! :)

wow this is a hot photoshoot lol

Wish I could have been at that photoshoot!
Oh dirty, I mean, happy thoughts!

3rd., I'm totally Robsessed I only have eyes for him.

ohhhhhh i wish i was his pants...

holy crap! steamy mcdreamy

it should be illegal that he is this hot!

I second that!
I think he should have to serve time in my bedroom! haha =D

first? this is hotttt :)