im probably gonna b hated after this comment, but doesn't neone else see that rob is jst NOT edward? edward is meant to b a greek god, rob is okay in the looks department but chk out the chest! no muscle at all, he culd hav buffed up like taylor did (not a jacob fan btw, hes okay but usually jst sh*ts me, smug b*stard). n kristen is no bella, hello shes a hopeless ball of emotions, i mean she doesn't even cry in the 1st twilight, i hope they shove an onion in her eye for the nxt movie, the trailer looks a lot better than i was expecting tho, so thats a plus.

i'm not a twilight hater, i am twilight book obsessed. if u compare the movie to the book aren't u disappointed? im currently readin twilight for the umpteenth time.
the books rock!!!! oooh 1 more thing i need to complain about mike dexter (peter facinilli aka mike dexter from 'can't hardly wait') as carlisle? wat the hell? he acts it well but the hair? bleached blonde? common carlisle doesn't have bleeched blonde hair!! its natural and its a golden brown colour same as rosalie hers is meant to b natural blonde not bleached. gggrrrrr
k im done venting thnx :)

This is definitely the best place to come for support for your Twilight Saga addiction! I have all of the audio books burned to my hard drive at work and listen to them DAILY...OVER AND OVER!

UGLY - doesn't even look like him. Since when does Edward have mohawk?

ZOMG I CAN'T WAAAAIT :3

http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/6710/20... More pics of Rob!

thank you. Good to get some news on a slow day so far =P
And Rob is looking good!!

http://www.eonline.com/videos/v24316069001_dako... Here's a clip fromE! News

OMG I have missed soooo much new news in the last few days! (spent the last few days neglecting everyone to read about badass edward and weird, random emotional breakdown prone bella, damn she needs to write the next instaulments! lol)

I'm soooo glad to finally see some pics and videos of filming, cant believe they are nearly finished!! im counting down the days til the MTV movie awards, possibly that clip will be the highlight of my year so far =]

hey you guys!

I love this site, I've been on it way too much recently ( I should be studying since my exams are coming up - law student)

But I keep wondering - could anyone tell me where to find te story of bada$$ edward?!

I've been scouting fanfiction, but can't find it! (found two other good ones already, but I REALLY want the bada$$ one moehaha)

please help me?

If you don't mind posting your email address I can send you the link. :)

kim_inghels@hotmail.com

Thank youuuuu

You're very welcome!

sighs... no new news ....

I cant wait till november either!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we all gonna love New moon guys!!!!!!!!!! It will be way better than twilight! and i hope to see the romance at last!!!!

.....The One song that reminds me of Robert Pattinson is.....SEX ON FIRE....Kings Of Leon

Everytime I hear it........Damn I Lose my concentration in Whatever I'm doing at the time....!!!!

Stupid Radio.....Bloody Tv........Freakin' Shuffled Ipod.........

But Doesnt it just....just.....Remind you of him!!!! ......
His Smouldering eyes.....Aggresive smile....and Everything else thats glorious about him!!!

Oh Gez........I Love Him!!! Hmmmmm

i cant wait until November either..no f...way!!!!!!!!!!!!! New moon will be great!!!! i think we all gonna love it!

New Moon is gonna be great!!!

Freaking out till November....

You guys aren't jokin'! This IS addicting--my eyes are bleeding! LOL! JK, just feels like it cuz I'm so tired, but still, here I am. Sheesh!

I am thinking about making a petition to get some awesome actors into the twilight saga, in particular Johnny Depp as Benjamin (or one of the Egypt Vampires) in Breaking Dawn! I've had a group of friends who are thinking of helping me with this campaign, I was wondering if anyone had any helpful thoughts!? Just think about it, how cool would it be to see Johnny Depp, George Clooney (as Alastair or Eleazar), Angelina Jolie (as Carmen or Zafrina), and other A-Listers alongside Robert Pattinson?!!!

I will help with Johnny Depp, Lol although rumors are going around that he is doing his own vampire flick Dark Shadows. and some of those on the list are too pricey for the project. I have nothing against known actors if you have the talent and the passions for these books like Dakota Fanning but we need them to disappear into the characters and not just be George Clooney as Alastair and still talk like George Clooney.

Oh god my favorite book is coming to visual life.....I think I may have a panic attack.
Now do THE REUNION SCENE right please. no making out. you HAVE to make clear that Bella has no idea Edward wants her until they are back in Forks, and even then it takes a lot of convincing. Please, please PLEASE don't make them get back together and have everything be okay right when she saves him. That would take so much away from the story. I am counting on you.....this matters, and is essential.

Hmm I think I like this change, yes in someway Bella thought Edward didn't want her, but I still a part of me wish they had kissed something more emotional. And remember the book is longer the movie not, So she can still think he kissed her because he got carried away.

Yes, I'll hope so, too.
I'm so curious...

man if could time warp November 20th.....damn!

I'll go get the Doc, Marti and the Delorean and we can go back to the future :)

man this songs always come to my head everytime I see Edward and Jacob lol. I actually love some of stephanie meyers songs in the playlist I hope they actually put them in the official NM playlist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAl985Qnkhc&feat...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73YjnOPM324

YAY 5 MORE DAYS UNTIL THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS!!!!! Can I get a WOOOOP WOOOOP???

OME OME Rob is sexxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Twilighters in Italy are sooooo lucky! And the thing is, I think we will get more raw footage and pictures of them filming since they can really secure Montepulciano as well as they did in Vancouver, since it's a big set :)
I have a feeling these next 3 days are going to be much more informing than in Vancouver ;)
And I hope with all my love for Edward that they will allow MTV to go onto the Eclipse set so we can get Twilight Tuesdays again! To me, those were some of the best twilight days, when they were making Twilight.

as my user name IS
I CAN'T WAIT TILL NOVEMBER 20.
five months and 24 days until it comes out so excited. = 178 days

Hey look its a chicken *bahk bababa bahk*
http://www.radaronline.com/node/12877

sorry i love rob............... but i saw this and couldn't help but laugh............ GO TEAM WOLVES!

*gasping and hiperventilating* Seriously cant resist more of this pictures! I really really really need new moon to be released so i can buy it on dvd and get a new dosis of this boys everyday! my twilight dvd needs some rest!

I've never commented before, but I've been following you lovable twilight lovers on this site for quite some time as I'm one myself (and really who *couldn't* love us??) Anyways, slightly off topic, but I just wanted to let you all know in case you don't know already; "New Moon Movie" is number 3 on yahoo!'s most searched items today... AWESOME!!! It's seriously going to be number 1 every day very soon, I don't care if I have to do it all myself lol. SO PUMPED FOR NOVEMBER!!!!!

Oh yea! I saw that today! I was so excited :D
I was like "OME OME OME Twilight world domination continuing!" hahaha
I can't wait any longer! I can't bear the wait....

F*CK
im so excited!
:D

Me too!! And even though we will have a little break before they start shooting Eclipse, once they start that, we will be getting even closer to actually seeing New Moon. I know I will be freaking out...and I'm WAY too old to be doing that over a movie, lol. I already requested Nov. 20th off from work. Can't WAIT!!!

And I realized that we will have double the news August-November because of Eclipse filming and New Moon post-production! :)
It won't be that bad waiting as it was for Twilight because this time we will have Eclipse too :)
omg I can't waittttt

Agh! Being away for so long makes me feel so . . . left out! I get back and here's a bajillion new posts... *sigh*
That's what you get for going out to survey the new church campsite! With NO electricity!
How am I going to survive when we actually go there???

Oh Spunk That sounds like US ALL!! Love it, that can be our Team Edwards theme song! LMAO!

I just stumbled across this and couldnt have said it better myself:

Dirty English Boy
By Suzanne

I see you in the movies
I see you on the Telly
I see you on my PC
and you turn me into jelly
You should be illegal, you rock me
You dirty English boy

When I see your bedroom eyes
I turn into a puddle
When I see your bedroom lips
Don't care about the stubble
You make me insane, you rock me
You dirty English boy

I want to be that cigarette
You hold between your lips
I want to be those worn jeans
That wrap around your hips
You set me on fire, you rock me
You dirty English boy

I don't understand this
I feel I'm on fire
You've created a monster
And I'm flaming with desire
I want you yesterday, you rock me
You dirty English boy

OME where did you find that? That poem couldn't have hit the spot any more....every single word in it supports Rob and my feeling for him...
And I was on babynames.com and I looked up the name "Robert" and guess what the meaning of it is? BRIGHT FAME! Rob's means "bright fame"! What a coincidence :D

Oh dear lord. This just made me realize how much I love those dirty English boy. :)

wow. that's it right there. couldn't have said it better myself. it makes me smile. :)

Nice...
Yep that about sums it up for me too.
Now its time to take that dirty English boy into the shower and clean him up.
;)

Ummm I believe I could help you with that. And then when we are done we will have to make sure he just gets really dirty again. ;)

Rob take off your shirtt.

gahhh! hahaha! :]

Here's some pictures of lovely Kristen and Robert:

http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/6706/20...

Wow! They are great pics! Both of them actually look really happy and relaxed!

Damn!! Did you see his bicep on the close up pic when he is getting out of the car!! **Passes out**

http://www.chatzy.com/666105271665 Chatting about all things new moon...come if you like to talk live about your faves.

Remember Me poster..... though there's not much on it yet.


http://www.spunk-ransom.com/2009/05/26/remember...

I still just hoping they don't mangle the book too badly this time. The only scenes that need to be kept sacred and true to the book are the "Vote" and Edward's marriage proposal to Bella. If the power-that-be keep those two parts intact I'll see New Moon every day for the rest of my life.

I cant waitttttttttttt
November November!!!
November November!!!

i live on long island, and i am definitly going to the city when he is there. i dont know exactly where he will be, but i know he will be there in august and a lot of the celbs go to columbus circle to like chill and stuff maybe if we are lucky we might spot him there. eeeeeeekkkkkkkk. i hope so.

I think he starts filiming in NYC sometime next month and it will shoot for 8 weeks. He is due back in Vancouver towards the end of August to start filiming Eclipse.

Just incase anyone did not know... The Voting for all the categories for the MTV Movie Awards ends tomorrow EXCEPT for Best Movie. We can vote for that right up until the show!! So Please remember to VOTE FOR ROB and continue to vote for Twilight until the show! :)

WHOO-HOO can't wait for NEW MOON!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder what they are doing with that statue thinger.. is that from the book? Because I don't remember that.. lol. I can't wait for more pictures and stuff! I know they will keep coming.. and then we will have a BUNCH LOAD from the MTV awards on sunday! XD

It is St. Marcus and that is why the statue. They did mention it in the book, that is the festival they are celelbrating in the Piazza (town square). St. Marcus supposedly drove away all of the Vampires in Voulterra.

Ummm....Rob, where do you think you are going? Get back here right now and get the shirt off!! Pronto!!

Awesome pics... now I'm even more excited about the movie... if that's even possible!!!

The fountain looks great, like it's been there for decades, awesome.

Thanks Italian fans you've made my day, keep up the great work.

Okay, I'm sorry for going off topic, but I'm so annoyed right now I needed to vent....

Has anyone else noticed how many times Entertainment Tonight claims they have news about Twilight/Gossip, but then they never show or say a thing????????

Is that really the only way they can get ratings? I'm so annoyed I could break something.....GRRRRR

ahh all of this jux looks soooo pretty.....
i wanted to see robbie

This might be REALLY random but, STEPHANIE WILL PUBLISH MIDNIGHT SUN!!! If you go to her Midnight sun post, and scroll to the Comment below that, Her publisher wrote:

June 2008 Update: In response to the outrageous number of emails that I have received with questions concerning Midnight Sun, I talked to Stephenie this weekend and she asked me to let everyone know that Midnight Sun is her next project. She has not yet finished writing it (and there is no timeline set up, so we all need to put a lot of effort into being patient for a while longer), but she is definitely still planning on having it published. And, after Breaking Dawn comes out, Stephenie will have much more time to focus on writing Midnight Sun.

Sorry but she changed her mind after that.

She's not confirming anything now, and says she might not do it :(

I was hoping new pics would get posted today. What a great bday present! :D I can't wait.

Can i just run up behind him and grab him round the waist and give him a hug at least......... :( Would that be crossing the line? :)

I promise not to try to nibble his ear lobe........ as much as i'll want to LMAO

Wow I've missed all the good stuff!! Can't wait for this movie!!!
Love all the pics of the cast in Italy!!!
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD.

Yup........that sums it up :)

I'd like to personally thank GOD for making this man :) It's the first thing i'm going to mention at the pearly gates lol

Oh my effin EDWARD!!! Agggg... this is so exciting... OME those lucky stalkers... hehe... THANKS so much for this... oh my... the rear view of my Rob is just... um... WOW!!! He looks dazzling with that shirt and that smile... *drools a bit* I wish I could be there so bad... I love the swarm of REDS... hehe... my fav. color!!!

I can't wait, I can't WAIT!!!!

LMAO :) "drools a bit" Who are you trying to kid :) I bet you have the drool bucket handy and it's nearly full :)

LOL

*Hangs head in shame* Damn it... you caught me!!! LOL... it's funny how us Twilighters know each other so darn well... damn it... LMAO!!!

Aww theres Rob and all his sexiness

OMGGGG
LOOK AT THIS PIC SEEN WITH ROBERT AND SOME RANDOM GIRL!!

http://twilightforever.tumblr.com/post/11251655...

That is some skank he met at Cannes. Emile Hirsch introdueced them and the tabloids claim he was making out with her, but reliable sources say they were just talking and nothing happened. They are wondering if the chick posted the pictures or sold them to get herself exposure. Poor Rob.

SO EXCITING!!!

*********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************ATTENTION:PPL THIS IS THE LAST NIGHT OF VOTING ON THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS LIST, SO YOU SHOULD SPEND A GREAT AMOUNT OF TIME VOTING TO SECURE OUR GROUPS WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TNXS, HAVE A LOVELY VOTING EVENING*****************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************

Holy Shoot!!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH DAMN YOU NEW ZEALAND!!!!!

...*hyperventilating*.......Just researched when MTV MOVIE Awards are gonna show.....Was expecting It to show.....You kno'......ON THE 31ST!!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!!

This is what I found out......!!!! *Shaking*......Frack frack frack!!!!!
............................................................................
MTV Movie Awards 2009
Channel: MTV
Genre: Music Video
Description: Get set for the biggest event of the year - the MTV Movie Awards 2009! Andy Samberg hosts this year's show which features awards for Best Kiss, Best Villain and Best Fight... don't miss a minute!
Show Time: Mon 1 Jun20:00
Wed 3 Jun13:30
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ARRRRGGGHHHH Gonna Be the Day after.......Freakin' Time zones!!!!!!

Why Why Why......Now Have To cancel Long ago planned plans!!!!....

....I so0o0o dont care.......I'm Watching this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I misread your text. I thought it said "This is the last night of vomiting". I'm glad it is voting, not vomiting. Perhaps I should get some sleep.

Im loving all these pics of the filming in Italy.

Really loving the pics of Rob looking very hot, especially the one showing his very fine a**

this is all so awesome!!! man i really want to see the Voultori cast in full costume!!!

I am loving the attention they are putting in, the fountain looks exactly as I pictured.

Now someone please let me know what this 'bad a** Edward' thing is about, please

Hay
badass edward is a character in a fanfiction story

all the characters from twilight r in it but there are no vampires, everyone human, and everyones different, like there are stull characteristic traits like edward is still protective over bella, but hes a badass haha its brilliant, but strictly 18+ because of its adult content. the story is very different, but there are elements from the books everywhere like the medow and edward leaving belle etc... i recomend reaing it but i cant post on here cuz u can get banned from the site for posting links to something like that. leave ur email and i can send it u, but a warning i just spent the last 48 hrs completely consumed by it lol

@luckymaddams.... pleaseeee please can u email me the link...everyone been talking about it and i really want to read it pleaseeee.....pretty please with cherry on top..i need bad azz edward.. iasis19@yahoo.com is my email

Hey!! Ok, I just have to let ALL of those who are talking about the "Badass Edward" story to PLEASE stop commenting about it here b/c of the teens!!! Also, please do NOT send this to anyone younger than 18, yes I'm aware that's your decision, but PLEASE don't talk about it here freely... use codes if you must... you can email these people to let them know if you'd like... all I'm asking is that you are considerate of the teens ok? Thanks =]

thanks..i am 26 and my email is iasis19@yahoo.com..can u please email me the link..please..and i got your instructions which really makes sense

Thanks for this, I promise you I am so far over 40 I don't wanna think about it ha ha!

poppychester122@yahoo.co.uk

Sounds interesting I can't wait, a few of my fellor obsessives at work will be interested too.

Please send it to me - I am way over 18. jenna.marian@yahoo.com Thanks!

Ok Jenna14 sent it, enjoy =]

It's really well written too. The writer must know a lot about troubled souls and sleep deprivation!!! I'm highly impressed... and addicted!
*listening to the printer churn out the next 50 pages in the weeeeee hours*

I would love to read it!!! :-)

Nat07@hotmail.de

Sent it, enjoy =]

Thank you so much!! :-)

Hey can you send it to me please?
I have been debating wether or not to read it, so to hell with it :)
my.hopeless.romance@hotmail.co.uk

I turned 18 last month so heheh.
Thanks!

ok its sent =] enjoy!

Thanks! :D

I'm at work right now so I won't be reading it until I get home.

Unless I want to get fired LOL

i know!!! everyone keeps saying stuff about it, and im sooooo confused....
someone please explain...

It will be a dissapointment if Rob has done the shirtless seen ALREADY, and none of the Twihards have gotten a photo of that.

Twihards TWIHARDER!
Please =)

i agree.... it would be a very very sad day :(

man why is everyone obsessed about Rob i mean have you sean taylor...yum....he is so sexy and rob is just cute....

to be fair i think we're all spoilt for choice with this film, theres plenty of eye candy to go around! xD

i wonder if anyone will get any shots of the alleyway scene? that would be interesting seeing as we haven't seen the volturi in make up yet, plus the chance to see a shirtless rob. come on boys don't be shy smile for the camera! ;p

I've never posted before either but I love reading the comments on here.... I'm also super curious about this bada** edward - please let me know too!

it's a fanfic - with the characters from twilight - all of them as humans...strictly over 18 fan fic though.

I am (embarrassingly) well over 18 - could you let me know how to find it? or email it to me - jenna.marian@yahoo.com. Work has been dead and something new to read would be great!

I'll send the link to your email - however DO NOT read it at work!!!!

Unless you want to nget very funny looks from your colleagues!

Sax...are you pulling more people to the dark side :)

*wags finger*

Moi?
**flutters eyelashes shyly**
.
.
.
.
.
The dark side is the best - deep down we all want to be baaaad!

*hangs head*

Yes..........we really do :) LOL

send them all to the cookie monster...(effing) she can't control herself! I'm not sending it to anyone else.

Speaking of effing where the hale is she?!

Probably tucked away eating cookies? Damn that bada$$ Edward! I get the munchies reading it and get cravings for cookies! Bad bad bad! LOL

I'm really excited. Its all coming together.

Come on Everybody.... All together....

New Moon!!

New Moon!!

Rob's Hot!!

Rob's Hot!!

Rob take off your Shirt!!

Rob take off your Shirt!!

Oh......now run away from Security!!! LOL!!

On March 30th A Fire Was Lit Inside Me.....(News Of New Moon Movie Official)

Everyday It Gets Bigger......Brighter......and Hotter......(The countdown to Release)

But....Since April 30th......That Fire Is Suddenly Getting Stronger and Stronger.........(Filming Started)

And Now...........Its Scorching....And Blazing My Insides.....(Last Days Filming)

I Dont Know How Long I Can Last, Holding Myself Together Is Getting Difficult......(May 31st approaching)

But Somehow I'm Surviving....Living........Expectant!!!.......(November 20th).......

.........But This Feeling Is Addictive.....I Dont Want To Let Go.....Ive Been Holding On To The Flame For So Long......

Could I Cope Without My Warmth Once It Cools???? .........

im with you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Moon!!

New Moon!!

HAHAHAHAHAH

Rob take off your shirt already, you're going to have to do that sooner or later. And we prefer sooner!

that's awesome!!!!! i can't wait!!!

I cant wait for NM!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and sorry If I'm being repetative, but I honestly can't wait any longer.........................

OMG i almost started hypervenilating when i saw the pic with rob!!!!!!!!! IM SO EXCITED

BAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
OMG I can't wait. New Moon is gonna rock.

Robert is NOT sexy at all thats my opinion and nobody can change it!
Sorry
But he is a good actor

No worries :)

It's not mandatory to find him hot :) lol

Isn't it.
Even me (a Charlies Angel) finds Rob a we bit hot!

Well.......it's unusual granted :) But we don't send people to the firing squad for it i was trying to reassure her/him :) lol

LMAO

Cant wait for this.
I never get tired at looking at this man - Hot. = )

Wishing I was there and wearing a Red Cloak to blend in... The set crew would have to tell me... Ma'am please

step away from Mr. Pattinson... I would be like...(whistling) What, who, me??? LOL!!!

And then you can do the whole..."What's that over there?!?!?!?!" and point behind him and runaway towards Rob lol.

Yes!! Good plan!

LOL..true
that's what we all wish, I guess :)

Oh, yeah, my email is BKoorstad37@msn.com. Thanks in advance. I'm old enough, like rpattzgirl, I have a son Rob's age (slightly embarrassing, but I DID start young LOL)!

O wow! I have wanted to post for, like, the past 4 months, but have been too chicken! I check in here every single day...well, more like 10 times a day. You guys crack me up! I love RPattz so much, it's unnatural, kinda like Edward Cullen (amazing). So glad this site is here...um...would it be presumptuous for me to ask how I can find Bad**ss Edward? The curiosity is killing me! Thanks you guys!

Welcome to NMM :) There's no going back now lol

nicnix xx

Nic - check your F/B before to log off - sent some cheap flight datails for Comic Con.
And this time i really am going to bed!

Ok Sax ;) am looking am looking ;)

woooo were going to com con......and Peter butt is going to be so bruised by the time we've all had a pinch LOL

So fun that we're meeting up :) NMM connecting people lol

*sobs* :*(

I wish I could swim across the pond and meet you all..:*(....(and go to Com Con, of course). LOL

:) Lol

It is really something to have a man who can cook like Jamie Oliver :) My hubby is an amazing cook :) So add it to your list :)

I was M.I.A because my hubby decided to be even more perfect by allowing me to go off for an afternnon at the gym while he had the kids :) lol But damn it made me late to the Pattz party lOL

next year NY here we come! LOL

You should all come to NYC for the Eclipse premiere! ;) We can watch it multiple times...:X Taylor Lautner asked fans (in an interview- a few months ago) to see New Moon one more viewing than Twilight. We're just doing our part..;D

Already planning it!
See yo next June
WooHoo

WOOHOOO, Sax!!! :D I can't wait to meet you!

We are coming Honey-bee ;) it's all getting arranged soon :)

When your over in the coven we can give you the details lol

HURRAY!!!!! ;)

*waves pom-poms in air*

*does a triple back flip*

*ends with a split*

Whew. lol

Woooooooooo

Poor poor New York :) But i hear they are supposed to be quite tough :) So they may survive us LOL

LOL

I'll say! Native New Yorkers are pretty tough. We can handle anything and anyone. BRING IT ON! lol

Yay NY. Yay Eclipse! Yay coven!

I'm already getting excited about it :)

yeay :) i can't wait :) i might make the trip a bit longer than i was going to coz i'm dying to see New York :)

*cries*

I wish you could come :( We all have to meet next year though in NY :) That will be great :)

You really should come to the UK for a holiday (oops sorry vacation lol)

OOh! I would love to take a holiday:) and visit the UK, however, I'd be afraid I'd never leave. Do all men from UK have legs for miles, lovely long bony fingers, crooked smiles, belly hair AND s*x hair? Or is it all just a myth? *pouts* ;)

Um.......sorry to pop the bubble...but no they don't LMAO

However....if you like the little lost posh boy thing, and messy hair that Rob has going on....well we get a lot of those types in the bars i go to (big uni crowd and they all have that same accent). I used to specialise in those types *sigh* Those were the days LOL

Now i just look....and then chain myself to my seat so i can't do anything silly :) lol

omg Nic!
now I wonder what excites me more... seeing NM or going to the bar packed with hot men with The Accent :D

oh come sweet November! ;)

I really must come for a visit. I was at a party at Cambridge last summer and the girl at our table thought I was 25! Then my very drunk host spilled wine all over me and I smelled like I was 25! I love university towns..........................

Ran out of boxes LOL

But moons over miami :) like it LOL

Ummmm, I like butt crack! It was so funny I laughed out loud. If he was in Florida we could say "Moons over Miami"

You've got to love uni towns lol And posh uni boys with Rob accents even better :) lol

How did you enjoy the butt crack LMAO

haha! I'm taking handcuffs!!

Oh Sh%t! rofl

BAD TSH, BAAAAAD!!!!

Go sit in the naughty corner! ;D

lol

and on that note I'm going to sleep and go dream about the doc and his mighty injection....also dream of cookies and plenty of unicorns!!!!

SWEET http://www.pinkcakebox.com/images/cookie-platte... DREAMS ;)

LOL Honey-bee

Fantastic :) I'm asking my hubby to bake those next :) Last night he made me a pink cake and put marshmallows on top :) We've not thought of a kinky name yet though lol :)

Am gonna put it on facebook lol

Oooh, lucky gal! ;) I want a husband that bakes! I am putting that on my 'husband requirement' list pronto. Seriously! 8)

Where are you today, Nicky?? You're M.I.A. *pouts*

Stop being responsible and forget about your non virtual life...LOL

omg!!! unicorn cookies!!! :D
*keeps the image in her mind & runs to bed*

JO *naughty naughty*

That is too much information for this time in the morning lol :) Save that for when you get to bed tonight LMAO

LMAO :)

Am sure we can end up arrested before the end of com con :) They probably post it here on NMM ;) LMAO

Breaking News - NMM fan chicks arrested for abduction LOL

Oh yes -that would mean more hand cuffs!

LOL

I'm taking some duct tape too!!

The funniest thing is ...I'm planning all of this and then I'll get there and see Peter and get all dumbstruck and giggly and be all ...'hey peter'....*giggle*....'how are you'....*giggle* 'I love you!' *giggle*!

LOL

hahaha...and you'll be taking the pictures whilst I get carted away kicking and screaming 'CARLISLE....I NEED THAT INJECTION!!!'

LMAO

LOL

You can bet i'll have them sent to Will straight away :)

In fact i'll film it and youtube it too :) lMAO

Well welcome!

I was the same i would check on here daily and then after about a month or so i decided to post my first comment. And now im even more addicted to the site lol.

Once you start... it's hard to stop.... you've been warned...

Now... WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!!

Yay! Glad you finally plucked up the courage to post. Warning: it is VERY addictive! ;)

New pic Bean - interesting choice!

Define 'interesting' Saxon. I dare you! LOL

"interesting" as in to make one look again!
lmao

oh god :) I can't wait to see her answer and your reaction LOL

Bean.......i love the new pic :)

I've not been posting much for a while and everyone is changing pics on me ;)

But am back now!!!!!!! LOL

Welcome back Nic! Glad you like my new pic. Jackson is so speccsy! lol

Bean..............those specs are really working for me!!!! I love a geeky look :) It whips me into a frenzy :)

I could just do unspeakable things to that man on an office desk right now :) LOL

*nicky's off to the gym with a little spring in her step*

sleep deprived and walking round like a zombie after bada$$ edward....but she is back to her filthy self again now! Yay!

LOL

*passes out party hats & Gingerbread Zombies*

Welcome back, Eddie & Nicnixs! ;D

Yes honey-bee :) put it on the coven :)

How do you explain yourself girl?????? You are never there chatting!!!!

Bad edward would say - you are absent entirely too f**king much :) lol

Oops. *red faced* I never know when to come in! Do you ladies chat on a regular basis? *feels left out of the party* LOL

Just pop in any old time and see who's there :) lol

I will be around probably :)

Woooooo

I missed you guys :) *blows kisses*

Honey-bee that other Rob post keeps crashing my PC coz there are so many comments - so am gonna reply to you here on the post :) lol

Yes - that boy knows just what he's doing now. He's much more confident and sure of his own sexiness. I Though that might annoy me....but i'm actually even keener to lock him in a hotel room :) It's all the naughty reading lately LOL

And butt crack pic - i've not seen it - but i'll die if i don't :) My email is
nicnixs@hotmail.com :)

what butt crack pic?! Put it up on the coven!!!

I just uploaded the crack into the coven! Tee hee. ;)

Im at work - I cant get to the Coven from work!
**sulking*
how dare you lot discuss butt cracks after I've gone to try and get some sleep last night

*grumbles*

Sax....you're at work.... :)

And still abusing your internet privileges i see LMAO

*clapping*

Hey Im allowed a lunch break!
Home now... and cant quite believe what im seeing

(dancing f*cking unicorns in my head!)

cool :)

*nicky runs like the f***ing wind to the coven page :)

butt crack?????? Brb

i just want to slap his a**. or punch.

I have no where else to share this information, so I'm hoping you'll forgive the personal comment. I can not be myself in and around my family because they do not approve of, or understand my love (obsession) for Rob. Keep in mind I am a grown woman with grown children, not married, work a full time job and support myself. My obsession is this:
I have his pictures/posters all over my room.
I watch at least one of his movies daily (and I own all that are on dvd, so far) and just saw Little Ashes which may be the fav so far...
I must read some parts of one of the twilight books each day
I plan to make a trip to Vancouver in the fall to see if I can get a glimpse of Eclipse being filmed, (not stalk him) since I missed Twilight and New Moon.
My daughters have cornered me, told me that I am weird and that they do not approve.
They feel there is something wrong with me, and encourage me to seek medical help.
They refuse to even let me talk about it, share what I think of his films, and refuse to watch anything with him in it.
These fan sites are the only place where I can be me.
I am thankful for all the fan sites I can find and I read as many as I can
Thanks for listening.

I totally get what you're saying... Many of my friends actually think I'm weird... :-)

It's ok rpattzgirl! :) My mom said that I was literally cursed because of my obsession.
When I was in New York on vacation, instead of going out and sight-seeing and stuff, I stayed inside all day just to read New Moon. I have read Twilight 4 times, New Moon 2 times, Eclipse 4 times, and Breaking Dawn 4 times. I know literally every detail of the plot and order of events in the series. I know the names of every single chapter in all 4 books. And that's just the half of it. My cousins call me obsessed and sometimes when I start talking about Twilight, they just walk away because they don't want to hear anything else. I have converted 5 people into Twilight fans by my addiction. I think I seriously have an addiction because if I don't check the internet for Twilight news, I feel weird and I feel as if I haven't accomplished everything for the day. I know every single thing each of the Cullen actors and Taylor have started in, movies and shows. My whole summer last year was centered around Twilight; my whole internet usage is centered around Twilight. There is more I can say. But all that I've typed is like a HUGE venting moment for me, to express my love for Twilight. I can totally see where you are coming from. And you are most definitely not alone. The Twilight fanbase is like one huge Twilight family, because we are related in one way: We LOVE Twilight. And I am so happy that you've expressed how much you are obsessed, because I can understand the what a relief it is to be able to explain this at least somewhere. Because I would be too scared to say this in front of my family, lol. I know I have an addiciton, but I don't care. With all the things I've said, I just want you to know that you aren't alone and that there are a lot of people that can relate to you and we can share this wonderful thing togetherrrrr and be crazyyyy :) hahaha

hi everyone, this is a first writing, but ive checked out this site several times everyday for the last couple of months and love it you all make me lol with all your comments and make me feel normal to be addicted to everything twilight related. my hubby too thinks im nuts for being so obsessed as a read all the books and watch everything with rob in over and over again and they get better each time!! so looking forward to seeing new moon come in nov, lucky for me a do have a few friends that also like the twilight saga and trying to get others involved with it too. im sorry rpattzgirl that your not getting much support as once seen twilight theres no going back.. but you'll have all the support from all the fans on here!!

Well this is the right place for you then.

Im lucky in that a couple of my uni mates are just as obsessed with Twilight and Rob as i am. But im still grateful for this site as without it i would have to curb my Rob obsession and that just wouldnt be fun lol.

Ignore the family and share your thoughts on here, there will always be someone willing to discuss, Rob, Twilight, Rob, The Twilight Saga, Rob, Kristen, Rob, The Cullens and did I mention Rob?

My family are much the same so I find it easier to just not mention it, although have to admit no posters in my room but have as screensaver on my computer and phone. I spread the good word at work though, they all started to roll their eyes at first when I kept talking about at lunch, but I am now on my 5th convert, so maybe the chinese water torture method works!

Thank you!!! I so love that we're in this together!

oh, honey. you are definitely not alone. My friends (we are in a early 20's) tease me, but they've learned to accept it. Share your twilight obsession away- that's what this is for!

Again, thanks to NewMoonMovie.org--> a place for us all to be collectively crazy together!

Welcome home rpattzgirl...welcome home **sheds a tear**

My husband gets upset cuz I watch Twilight or read one of the books or find something to do with Rob (snickers) all the time - he just doesnt understand! It's nice to come to a site where you realize you are not the only one!

You have come to the right place...I pretty do almost all those things you just listed :)

You aren't alone, you should find friends and safety from this site. We are all somewhat obsessed, if not totally with all things Twilight. Maybe just cool the talking about it with your family and talk about it here instead. Maybe they will get on board some day and understand.

Thanks, I appreciate that. And I don't talk to them about it at all-but do have to listen to thier nasty comments when they come into my room. It's nice to know we all have the same love for the same man!

yaY! omg look at MY MAN! hes sooo hot!

three letters: 0...M...G!!!!!!!!!!!!

coool pics
;D

I want to see pictures of the scene right after Bella saves Edward, where Felix, Demetri, Jane and Alice are all with them. I am growing more and more impatient as time goes on. I thought I could wait it out and be good, but I have officially gone crazy!!!!! I can't wait!

Thank you guys!! It's awesome! I'm following them on twitter, and it's crazy all the stuff they see!

Can't wait to see the movie!!

They're showing us a lot of hot pictures today :) , I wasn't in a good mood when I woke up today, but now, at the ending of the day (about 10:30PM) I'm in an excellent mood :)
I'm getting super excited for the movie!

Yay!!! Filming is almoet complete!!! That means a complete trailer coming soon!!!!! I'm so exicted for the MTV thingy, but it's going to be just a clip...so a complete trailer in just a few months!!!! So excited!

snapshot of robs rear......mmhmm........

yay!!!!! I can't wait to see the movie!!! so excited!!!!!!!! <3 Twilight

Hip Hip Hooray!! A fan willing to take one for the Team!!!!!...

Now please get MORE!!!! LOL!!!

Aw Rob....MUAH!!!

LTCB!!!! Where have you been? seems like I haven't seen you on here....
You could have called me so I wasn't waiting around for you all day!! LOL ;)

There, now that my tyrant-like complaining is done...

"Hi!"

LOL

I know Effing!! I miss one day and OMG all this information.... Geez.. I tell you juggling life, kids, husband,

family, Rob and NMM.org is not easy...LMAO!!!

But I'm HERE!!!!!

LOL
Its time to give up on one of those commitments.
Oh well, your husband will probably miss you but it is for the best.

LMAO!!!!

Just keepin it real. We all know where our priorities lie:

1. Rob/Edward/Bada$$ Edward
2. New Moon Movie
3. Kids (for those of us who have them)
4. Wine
5. Rob/Edward/Bada$$ Edward again
6. New Moon Movie again
7. More Wine
8. Sleep
9. Eating
10. Husband

LMAO

Sh*t! No wonder hubby is pissed at me - my #10 is watch Twilight again. I left him off the list! Oh well...

LOL

I love how you have the husband at the end. Obviously Rob and Edward are the top priorities. What would our lives be without them?

Love the list Sparkly... Come and help Effing, 4thewolf and me... Mission Mermaid

has begun...

Awww i wanna be there! i really cant wait to see how this turns out...


p.s. rob is sexy ;)

Hope Rob would still be there on Saturday! These pics are torturing me, beacuse I'll be there first on Saturday.. ://

that's so amazing! I want to go to Italy so bad! I should just hop on a plane now... :)

oh Rob I love pictures of your backside.... Pics of ur messed up button ... we just need a picture of something else ;o)

these pics are making me so excited! I can hardly wait....woo hoo!

Thank you, thank you thank you!!! These are great. More, more!!

aww how awesome. I wish I was there!

Rob looks like he has his makeup on still! Pale ! and Sexy!

...which means he probably went back to his hotel and took a shower to wash it all of.....oooh...Pattinson in the shower

***swooning.........faints***

I really need to stop thinking of that. LOL

Let's petition Melissa to put a shower scene in Eclipse! ;)

Forget Melissa, Bean. I'm all over this screenplay. I've already got the shirt-ripping scenes worked in. Let me get back to you about the shower. It'll be no problem.
LOL

that would cause all kinds of health issues in the theater... but i'd be worth it!

great idea! sign me up!!!

do vampires take shower?????????

I hope these do... LOL!!

me too.....lol !!!!

They do now LOL!!!!!

LOL - my thought exactly!!

Gotta keep the sparkle on! Shiny and clean!

Where do I sign?? ; )

What I was thinking I wont say Effing... LOL

Just the words ROB and SHOWER get bad thoughts in my mind.

I was thinking polishing cloth after shower to help buff up the sparkle... :P

OMG!! I'm dyeing to be there, Thank you so much for all the great pic, and I agree keep them coming =D

YAY! I'm so glad the stalkers live outside of Canada!!!

With the super advanced phones we're fortunate to have nowadays anyone can be a stalker-razzi!

LOL. that's not true, i live in Jersey. hahaha

LOL!!! me too kim!!! and he's wearing that shirt YUM, i think this is the shirtless day that we've all been waiting for, so stalkers carry on the good work and get us the money shot LMAO!!!!!

hahaha i definitely agree!
:]

off topic...just realized...is he really going to wear that shirt in the movie...not happy...he needs 2 take it off, give it 2 me and put on a better one...just making a suggestion, it is all for the sake of the movie...i swear....

** halo slowly catching fire**

Look how much better the vamp make up is this time. Even in the direct sunlight, he doesn't look all freaky like in some of the Twilight scenes. They got it right - they actually got it right!!!!!!!!!!

I know OE!!! he looks peerrrfffeeecccttttt!!!! and when looking at rob i'd totally purr if i could, but i can't :( LMAO!!!

Puuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! LOL

Bean, your new pic is killing me. Hilarious! That is devotion!

I can't resist a hot guy in dorky glasses! ;D

I can't resist a hot guy in dorky glasses! ;D

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U guys are here but not there talking.... sad face....I thought that he was not going shirtless for the movie... just open shirt?????

I know, i HOPE it will be shirtless but from the looks of it, it doesn't seem like it's going to happen :(((( I WILL PRAY!!!

Sorry cindy i'll be back over soon :) i know but i'm still praying or in denial, either way i'm willing it to happen LMAO!!!

Chaos, complete and utter chaos in Italy and my thumping heart! How on earth can they film with all the craziness going on there?

It's all so exciting! What are we gonna do when filming ends?!

cry and start counting until november 20th...

Eclipse!!!!!!!!!!! That's what we're gonna do!

LOL I'll buy a new camera, attend a stalking course and start following Charlie :D
and I'm gonna do that till he notices me and falls in love with me!! ;)

Nice plan... Maybe I'll try that one on Rob?? ; )

do it! we could go on a double date! ;)

I know... what are we gonna do... crawl under a rock and hope Eclipse starts up

soon.... LOL!!!

eclipse starts in august. so MAJOR hyperventilating and stalkers going on for both movies at the same time. 0.o

haha I told cindy to attack you! Sorry! lol =D
I'd be there but I shouldn't even be on here! And I'll never leave if I go to the chat! haha
Have a good day girls!

Ok - - I want to know how people find these celebs! I will be in New York when Rob is filming Remember Me and I'd love to know how I go about finding the filming locations!! Help Me!!

I will be in NY too! And I was thinking the exact thing. Does someone have like a ROB GPS or something?!

If I find out Ill post it, I want to go also.

LUCKY FANSSSS!!!!

I love seeing pics of Rob, keep 'em coming, people!!

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eekkkkkkkkkkkk i'm the 3rd 2 comment

Finally some dedicated fans working their way thru the crowd to snap some pics of Rob!!

yes, I still have faith in them....but be ready with your "accessories" - just in case! LOL

You know the "accessories" are always packed and ready to be unleased on your cue!!
LOL

** OUCH **
sorry - got happy thinking about it and tazed myself a little!!! LOL

I got the cookies!!! :D

first!!!
can you imagine standing that close to him???

um, no. Second! LOL

;) Sorry just had to say it!

dang i guess i wanst first...

Oooh, 4thewolf, We will blend in perfectly with that fountain!! No worries!! LOL

*pops up head out of fountain wearing goggles, snorkle and flippers*
Blending? Dammit! Didn't think about that!
LOL

YEs, girl, yes we will!
I am just waiting for sundown, and then we will get into specifics. I think perhaps we may have to wear red cloaks over our fountain attire, just to get in, and then we will work from there.
*packs extra 3 tubes of fruity lip gloss*
Just in case.. may be a whole lotta lonely extras in that alley, EFFing__ I'm counting on you to keep me organizing everything.
LOL

*can't stop laughing**

3 Extra tubes of fruity lip gloss...LMAO!!!

Life can't always be just about fountains and faux mermaids, LTCB, we must aim for higher things as well.

It is my personal mission to look for lonely souls wandering dark alleyways and kiss them into happiness, then disappear into the night.

I am affirming their kissability and value.

And it also tides me over until Jake nights on Fridays.

LOL

**nudging LTCB** Um, you really shouldn't encourage her about her slutty liip gloss-stranger-in-the-alley fetish...She really gets out of control once she gets going. LOL

I think you're jealous that you merely stalk people while I am affirming thier value and kissability then sending them on their merry way.

And I'm NOT out of control! *tosses head.. oooh, hold on, I um... believe I dropped something in the alley...um...no. really.. "
*whips out lip gloss*

btw im stalking you cuz i haven't talked to you in so long wolf girl!!!! *jumping out of your car* BOO, how are ya! haven't gotten your fix of the pack lately huh?

Ooh, twifan89.

How ya doing ARizona??

*shoves her onto train*

Quick we're going to Italy.

Operation Mermaid.

YOu are wearing a seaweed-strewn bikini whether or not you like it.

Let's go!

LOL

haha yes! the plan unfolds and the planets align while we make our way to the set!!! we are going to make it!! LOL

We are here!! Help me finish arranging the marble steps for me to stand upon, and here

*hands twifan89 a mermaid costume*

It's rather skimpy, but my hope is that the wolves will show up tonight due to the large amounts of Volturi, and then heating will not be a problem.

LOL

this is very skimpy! thank goodness it covers my va-hoo-hoo! LOL ok these marble steps are heavy! stand on my shoulders!

No, no, twifan89...

*rolls eyes heavenward*

(and I thought I was blonde)

WE don't CARRY the marble steps. WE STEP on them... see? "STEPS" we step on them.

Ok, let's arrange them around the fountain now and find a nice loungey position.

Do you understand that when we freeze tomorrow we mean "not move" not "shiver" ?

LOL

And YOU twifan89!! Stalking other people?????

Nice! Well, i guess what we had wasn't special after all...And to think that I was going to hide behind your dresser and really scare the crap out of you later!!

**turning head and pouting***

I hate to say this, Effing_ but NOW you know how it feels.
* haughty look*
I'm back from the alley now. I believe I am.. um.. finished.

awwww, i'm sorry. our stalking will always be special! *doing a jig* CHEER UP =) i just haven't talked to my wolf girl in a while! i am in no way neglecting my dear stalker friend effing! =)

I would love to give it to you, but I cannot post the link on here cause of the "not so kid-friendly" content.....

**hint hint** **cough** email address **cough**
lol

im good =) i hope you have been liking your random pics of your tay tay! lol!

Twifan89... I knowwwww girl!! How have you been???

You REALLY have been very very busy it seems!!

:-D

awww IHowl2 i haven't talked to ya in forever! =) miss ya howling girl! how have you been! i have neglected my pack friends =(

Um... I heard my name being spoken loud... OUT LOUD... (LOL Had to say that for ya!!)

*rubbing hands and cracking knuckles* so what is the deal...

*cough* bbutterfly *cough*3534 *cough* @yahoo.com

***eyes narrowing***
FINE!! I never could resist a good dancer....

**making plans to jump out of kitchen cupboard instead of dresser**

Now, if you will excuse me, I have to get limbered up to fit in a tiny space that you need to know nothing about!
LOL

hey miss efffin *batting my pretty little eyes* i heard you know where there is a piece of fan fiction that is not so kid friendly lol. may i have the link for it?! puhlease *planning to follow you to work tomorrow in order to scare you*

**glaring at 4thewolf**

What's this?? **pointing to twifan89**

Another stalker?? Really?? Well, that is just.....just.....fantastic!

**stomping away**
hmph!

lol

**grabbing 4tW's shoulders**

GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME WOMAN!!

Geeze, did you already go thru the guys I brought to the train?? Man, your appetite is insatiable....

***seeing desperate need in you eyes***
FINE!! But be quick about it, we have a schedule to keep!!

LOL

*gasping* Sorry, this is why I have you.

*holds side, trying to catch breath* This is really difficult for me..

uMm yes.. this might have gone beyond just a wish..

*looks around desperately and slides on lip gloss*

Ok, back in a moment.

Drag me out of the alley if I'm taking too long. Some ppl have really nice warm lips...

*whimper*

Now I know why she need so much lip gloss.... Yes... we have a schedule to keep....

Let's keep moving..

Well, here, take these leather strings that I had in my bag and put the tape on the shells and see if you can get the shells and seaweed to stick to 4thewolf's costume...Without this, our plan will not work!

Where is she anyways?? Apparently in an alleyway somewhere.... *tsk tsk*
LOL

I am here, Effing_ my computer is excrutianingly slow. I could probably take down another 5 people in an alleyway by the time this comment appears, but back to the matter at hand.
let's go...

4thewolf is M.I.A...

**shakes head** We really should have made sure the alleys were clear of any bystanders before we attempted to fulfill our destiny, LOL!

ahahaha...destiny! That is funny. LOL

...okay, I am done now.
**serious face**

LMAO!!!

oh, good thinking about getting past security. Hmm...the only problem is we may look conspicuous ripping our cloaks off and revealing our wonderful bodies in those mermaid costumes. The last thing we need is a bunch of people begging for our picture.
Hmm. We need a distraction...perhaps LTCB can yell a false Pattinson spotting do distract people. Once she yells "Look, its ROB!" we will take the cloaks off and jump in the fountain and assume our positions. Then to avoid further attention, LTCB can say really loud "Oh, look at those beautiful mermaids that have been in that fountain the entire time and have not just randomly appeared"

...Flawless!!

**re-reading my comment**
err, perhaps I am not the best one to be in charge of organization.

LOL

Effing_, the train is leaving. Where are you, stalker!! Out seducing other stalkees behind my back.
*glares evily*
YEs, perhaps organization is not your strong point. It is also not mine, but I'm a fantastic actress so shall cover for any flaws in the plan as we go.
"Why am I carrying a marble fish and wearing a seaweed-covered bikini? Simply because it's Buy-1-Get-1 Free at Sal's Seafood Mart today around the corner and I'd advertising our New Moon seafood special"

Also, please do me a favor and look for sad passersby in alleyways. Wouldn't want to let go of my superhuman duties and my lips are ready!
LOL

No, I was not out stalking other people!! What a silly accusation! *scoffing*

Now, I am here for the train departure and look! I found these 3 people in an alley. I used my tazer on them to bring them for you - I didn't want you to get bored on the train or anything. LOL

Yeah you were!!! 4thewolf is taped up, glued up, glossed up and marble fish in hand..

she is good to go... Sparkly and me are ready... you ready??

*barely shuffling*
Dang. *rips tail even further(
Ok, I have now completed 2 purposes. I can run again, if we get in trouble, and I'm showing a whole lotta thigh for Jake.
Perhaps we should forget the mermaid
*looking sadly at costume*
Shall I say "water maiden now?*

Don't worry about the guard coming to check out power tool noises...I got him covered...

**moving into position with tazer**

***While he comes around the corner, he sees 4tW reconstructing fountain but he has no time to ask questions because I jump out from behind banner, shouting my battlecry "Its Robert Effing Pattinson!!" and tazer him in the back. Once he falls, I pull him into some bushes to hide him after I tape his mouth shut.***

Now, continue with the fountain...I will keep lookout for anyone else!!

Good work with the tazer Effing.

*taking out videocamera*

I am gonna get this on tape for 4thewolf. The pack will be quite pleased with her familiarity with Power Tools. (sorry, had to say it) And in a skimpy water maiden outfit! Beautiful!

Where is LTCB...we should be creating a distraction!

LOL

LMAO
I am laughing so loud I'm gonna wake my kids up.

Quick...take the costume off. You will have to be a naked goddess instead. Forget the mermaid crap- we are switching to Plan B.

Oh, no! I'm not exactly a supermodel! Some seashells please and a whole lotta seaweed? ?

This plan is falling apart!!! We need more reply boxes so we know what is going on!!!

Darn nmm.org and their limited availability of reply boxes so that our flawless plan can come together...
**scowling at nmm.org pic in the top corner of computer**
lol

True. Quick, I have almost reconstructed fountain sides.

*sweating profusely*

Dang, I'm going to have to reapply makeup!

When I'm done, I"m going to sleep on the fountain until the crew appears to set up for filming.

Have you forged note to set director regarding fountain changes?

*Getting sleepy(

Hey, do you think you could do me a favor and pretend a lot of vampires are coming so Jake would show up tonight?

Italy, dark, fountain, me in mostly just shells???

Please please please??

Here, just use my extra mermaid costume. I made the seashells a little small to please Pattinson, but I am sure Jake will appreciate the gesture as well!

Try not to rip this one, I don't have anymore double-sided tape and I used the last of the glue to make the crew passes....

*tossing seaweed and seashells*

Don't worry, noone will even notice you if Rob is nearby.

Ok, sparkly, umm. thanks I think???

*Begins applying body paint and seaweed*

Alright, done.

Now,

*takes out power saw*

Get me the extra lumber and let's increase this fountain so we can fit.

Uh-oh,

someone heard the noise.

Here!! I have some pasties from my bag so that we can keep with the pg-13 theme of the movie!!

Lovely
*rolls eyes*
I'm going to be reconstructing the fountain perimeters in a skimpy water maiden costume, and using power tools.
Someone shoud videotape this and send it to LaPush, Maybe I'd get an extra hour.
LOL
Uh-OH.
I believe someone just came by to check out the power tools.
ID? Alibi??

Well okay I just made up plan B...I just can't resist messing with a wolf girl's head...did you see her face when I said Naked Goddess? Priceless!
And now she smells like a dog who jumped into a bucket of dead fish. HAHAHA

*straightens up*

Okay this is no time for games. We must keep our eye on the prize.

LMAO!!!! Naked goddess.. WTH?? Was this plan B.. I was not

informed... Who's got the 411 on Bella...I have Pattinson in my

site...

Yes, I have my ninja outfit on to take out security with my tazer, and I have my mermaid costume and cloak in my bag to change into later. All ready!!

WAit!!!

**runs to get brown wig**
Okay!! **pumps fist in the air** Lets do this!! LOL

LEt's go!
Where did Howl disappear to?
*eyes narrow*
Ok, girls, I believe our stop is the next stop.
Anyone speak Italian, so we can find directions to this place, or am I going to have to pull another flirting stunt to get some help?
*sigh*
GREAT!!! *dripping with sarcasm*
Rips mermaid "skirt" up even more.
The things i do for Jake, are ridiculously shameless.
*Excuse me kind sir... Montepulco. REd banners?? "
*I, I know it's a secure site, but um...* hikes up shredded skirt slightly.. it's a very important task for my good friend Chris Weitz"
( Who has the fake ID and Chris Weitz letter?"

I got it.....and here, I made these crew passes as well...I am really trying to avoid the tazer route. lol

Put your lip gloss on in case he sees that the badges are fake.... We have to be ready for anything...

Excellent.
*flashes ID and waits nervously*
*guard checks ID over, looking slightly unconvinced*
*mermaids smile and guard looks for water seal in "Chris Weitz permission to be on set letter*
*"Umm. excuse me, sir. Let me show you the seal"
* 4tW slides arm over guard's shoulder and speaks gently in his ear.*
Right here, you beautiful man. Guarding must be a difficult job. All those crazy people always trying to get in and mess up the set... "
Brushes fruity lips on guy's cheek. Oh.. excuse me, I ... slipped.
What? YOu'll let us through. Thank you, Mr. Weitz will reward you well.
*kisses firmly on lips*
My undying thanks!
*Guard is confused*
" So cute and perky, but that girl smells like wet dog/fish*

WE'RE IN!!!!!

Places everybody... 4thewolf try to keep still... Sparkly let's go blend in... Effing

scout the area... Look out for Bella... careful she doesn't bump into you...Our

cover will be blown...

*panicked*
Where are the dang fake ID"S
I'm working my tail off here (pardon the expression) to get security to let us onsite!
Work with me!! '
LOok official.
YEs, I know I look like a freak, but try to make it look like we're supposed to be here.!
YEs..my Chris Weitz document. and CREW ID.. I know it's here somewhere...

**whispering** I already shoved them in the back of your fin.....GEt yourself together woman....

**trying to appear completely innocent in my ninja outfit while getting tazer ready in bag for guard**

I am in the fountain with 4thewolf, I can't scout anything, but perhaps i should run the path to where Pattinson will be a few times just to familiarize myself...

**waddling away in mermaid fin** Whistle if you see somebody coming!!

Yes they haven't yelled ACTION yet... hold your postions...

No,no!!! Where are you going, Effing_ your desire for the sparkly boy is driving you insane. We have to wait until filming begins...and I reconstruct fountain.!!

Of course you are right...I am sorry, I just got carried away!
 
**waddling back to fountain**
 
Now, how much bigger are we making this fountain?? I have the bag with the power tools and crowbar....and I still have my tazer in case the guard gets supsicous about all the hammering and drilling noises...
 
Nice job with the guard, BTW..Very slick... That fruity lip gloss works wonders! I will never doubt it again! LOL

Ok, we're extending the fountain 2 feet on each side.

DAng. TAzer please.

Thank you..

Oh, no problem with the guard, I'm quite friendly and I try to use that if it helps.

LOL

Alright, I'm ready to camp out in the fountain for the night. Let me just finish putting up these marble platforms for me to stand on, and we should be good to go.

I need a shower. Where's a good wolf lick when you need one.

LOL

Wait for Me!
*Sprinting alongside train, grabbing handrail and jumping on*

I brought vampire fangs for LTCB and myself...it will help us blend in.

*Spraying fish scent on 4thewolf*

I hope this covers up the wolf stench...if the Volturi get a whiff of her we are finished.

True, true.
You know though, I try not to shower from Friday to Thursday cuz Friday is wolf night and it's my only one. I try to keep the memory lingering as long as possible.
But, if it must be done, spray the fish spray.
*sigh*
LOL

**smacking my forehead**
Of course!! Sparkly, you are so smart...We would have never thought of the fish spray...

Good thing you caught the train, otherwise there would have been a pretty interesting fan you-tube video of the 3 of us getting hauled off the set..it would show me yelling "Pattinson, I am your NEW life now", and 4thewolf smacking the crap out of security with her fish, and also trying to kiss them with her glossy lips at the same time and LTCB would just be pointing at me screaming "It was all her idea" - I know how she can be under pressure.

Thanks for saving me from that embarassment.. LOL

Yeah Effing...Good thing for me!

Your intentions are good but your organizational skillz are not quite up to par.

It's okay though because your brute strength and experience with the tazer more than compensate for it.

You are the muscle of the mission...I am the brains.

LMAO

LOL!!! Nice save on the comment there Sparkly and 4thewolf... heheha!!

I love to see him smile!!!

So what the heck am I... **silence** shuffling my feet... Geez!

LMAO!
*Winking at your avatar*

You are the Looks.
Yes,,,together the 3 of us are the perfect package!

You are the beauty.
Feel better now??
Ok, so let's get this show on the road.
Pack power tools to adjust fountain size. We will also need crowbar to wrench open door and change blueprints.

**my side hurts from laughing so much** Hey but that Youtube clip would be

a hit!!!!

Great work Sparkly!!!! Yes we must spray 4thewolf can't have her scent give us

away... Thanks for the fangs.. good thinking... I do have a red cloak for you.. ; )

*putting cloak on*

I think 4thewolf went off to make out with the people Effing found for her. They should keep her busy for the train ride. She's aleady used up 2 tubes of the fruity lip gloss.

*grins excitedly*

So what's the plan?

Waiting on Effing.... I think she's giving out Bad A** Edward...

**scoffing** No, I wasn't!!! LOL Geeze....

Anyways, I was waiting for 4thewolf, seems that I am not the only one the server is slow for this evening.

Anyways, All I know is that you and Sparkly are going to be in the crowd, you will create a diversion then make a run for the getaway car; me and 4thewolf are in the fountain and waiting to take out Bella and get to the shirtless Pattinson....Did I leave anything out?? Oh yeah, the tazer for security. And is fthewolfs costume ready yet??

Thank you, stalker. I appreciate it, although I will allow them to awaken before I kiss them. I always like to see their faces when they know how much I appreciate their kissability.

And right, you weren't out stalking. Enough of the lies. We will sort out our issues later; Right now we have a mission to accomplish and not much time.
LOL

*smiling proudly*
I see the mermaid costume I sent fit you perfectly.
*ripping Disney tag off*
yep, I think this just might work!

Perfect, now let's just adjust.
*rips to show a whole lotta leg*
I think Howl's coming and I gotta do something. she has gorgeous hair, but I have very nice legs.
*All the better to wrap around Jake, my dear*
LOL

WTH Effing!! and leave me behind...

I would NEVER leave you behind LTCB, I was merely giving you a stronger role in the plan. Obviously after you are done creating the diversion, I thought we were both going to get Pattinson into the car. Geeze, I thought you knew that...

**shaking head** ....leave you behind, of all the ridiculous things...

Ok ok good plan... Now help me with 4thewolf's mermaid costume...

**sighs** Geeze, she really should have had these ready already. She has had a few days now. If she would have had this costume already, we wouldn't have to do this. What if the glue doesn't dry on her top?? I am not sure, but I think this movie is only pg-13...we can't have any nip-slips on set. LOL

***thinking of other ways to get top to stick together***

Oh yeah.. we don't want a repeat of Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake...

we don't want that kind of attention... It will screw up our plan.. IDEA!!

double sided tape... LMAO!!!!

*handing you vampire fangs*
Here, put these in...it will help us blend in.
Did you bring my cloak?

Handing you your cloak.... Where is 4thewolf??

Brilliant! And look, I happen to have some in my bag, I always carry a roll with me..... Err, don't ask...

LOL! I won't ask.... Now what?

OK, LTCB, somehow the server is slow, Howl and Effing_ are nowhere in sight, so it looks as though tonight, Operation Mermaid part 1 is you and me... (and my emails which will reach you in 1 hour) *sigh*
Get in the car, clutzy or not ,you're all I have.
*throws LTCB a faux shell and hair combs*
glue these for me, please?
LOL

Ok... *opening the glue** Don't move.. Where's the marble fish... You need that to knock

Bella out... (grabbing red cloaks for later) How in the hell are we getting you to that

fountain with out anyone noticing?? EFFING!!!!

Alright, I know we didn't wanna go this route, but...

**pulling out tazer**

This should give us plenty of time to set up while the are lying on the ground writhing in pain. LOL

WHATEVER!! Do you really think that I would miss this crucial mission?? You really have no faith in me at all, do you??

LOL

No, I don't have any faith in you at all. That's why I was waiting for Howl, also.
However, you will do quite nicely and you're somewhat insane enough that I marvel at your seeming stupidity which somehow turns out brilliant in the end.
Thank you.
Now that we've cleared this trust issue (or lack of it)
Can we move forward with our mission?
LOL

Come on you guys... Truce.... Let's leave the bad blood behind... (LOL.. blood)

We got work to do... 4thewolf you can trust us...

yeah, trust us..but don't get too rude..I know I can be so myself, but I am NOT pleased with rude wolfs..(And yes, I said wolfs and not dogs)

We're watching you..and Kellan is much hotter then any wolf, so you're the jelous one!

**eyes rolling** yeah, yeah....i'm stupid and you dont like me....
Now, can we please put our differences aside for this mission? Seems to me that we both have something to gain here and teamwork will work best....
Now, do you have your fish??

LOL

Fish secured in bag.
*tosses out pocket Kellan to make room*
Will be back in 15 minutes to update you on plan.
LOL

What are you talking about?!?!

*smirk*
YEs, KOG, Pocket KEllan.
Can't fnd a reply box, but I wrote you a nice little comment that should get here in a while.
LOL

pocket Kellan?!?!
You wish you had Kellan in your pocket!
Then you'd know what real fun is! not what those dogs try and show you!
Will you ever leave my Kellan alone?! You dont see me going after your dogs! haha

Oops. Where did you drop out of???? GEEZ! Planning on getting some action at the fountain, too?

Umm.. I was just holding the pocket Kellan for a friend.

I prefer the real thing- YUM! *melting, melting, melting*

Um.. I'm sorry, momentarily distracted.

Sweetheart, you have never had a taste of real fun, which is why you mock the dogs. I know jealousy bites and makes one sort of frustrated and angry

YOu know what they say, "hurt people, hurt people"

I'll try to leave Kellan alone.. (or was that "get him alone" hm... maybe it was the second phrase"

Yes, I know you leave the "dogs" alone. So sexy they scare you??

LOL

Aww you're sweet getting a pocket Kellan for me! Too bad I don't need it! Kellans right here next to me! Having the real thing and prefering the real thing are very different! Too bad you can only prefer! =D

Jealousy? Hmm let me think why would I be jealous? 1) Because they smell 2) Because they can't even go all night? 3) Because they can't even control their emotions enough to not kill me? 4) Because they're fleas and bad hygene will rub off on me? I could keep going if you'd like, but I think you get the picture! haha

Hmm I don't think jealousy is the issue! Maybe its just the truth! lol

ROTFL...

KOG, sweetheart, I was just trying to add the pocket Kellan to the collection of pocket wolves you hide in your closet, hoping no one sees.

REasons to be jealous:



1. Free heating and exercise!! No need for a gym. LOL



2. Can't go all night?? Have you seen Howl the day after?? She can hardly stay awake! The only reason they couldn't is when they have actual responsibilities like running perimeter checks to ensure safety, but trust me, they very much make that up with intensity when they ARE available.



3. They can control emotions quite well with a little practice and they put it to good use. But scary can be fairly sexy- if you're not a wimp. Nothing like a little danger to keep you on your toes.


I could keep going, but since you won't read past the first sentence, I won't bother



LOL

Whoa.... Back up... what fountain and what the heck is Jake doing in the fountain???

Unless it is Friday he shouldn't have any business being near you...!!! If Jake is there then count me in... no mermaid for me, though. I will be the sexy secretary... LOL!

YOU were the one who said Jake would be appearing! I believe that since vamps are there, it is his simple mission to protect. And while there, I will force an apology from Bella to him.

Then I will do other things.. in which Italy is the perfect romantic setting.

Sure, HOwly, you be the secretary! I believe the Volturi have a reception area.

LOL

Cant' find a reply box, HOwly, so hope you see this, And my computer is slow enough to warrant throwing out window.

YOu're not joining us??????
Does this mean I get wet fountain Jake all to my lonesome?
*shrieks jumping up and down.*
Let me make my mermaid costume that much skimpier.
LOL

Huh... Pocket Kellan, eh??

Well enjoy Volterra... while I "laze" around in the reservation..

*sighing dreamily & packing bags* See ya girls!!

Noooo, come with us Howly!! For Jake! For sisterhood!

To save me from Effing_ when she goes nuts.

LOL

Don't forget the marble fish Effing....LOL!!

**sigh** The marble fish is 4tW's responsibility. She is going to be waving it and beating bella with it...My hands will be otherwise occupied with Pattinson and his sexy body. LOL

Geeze, get the plan straight or you and your red cloak are gonna ruin everything!!

LOL
;)

ok, what are you corrupting people with???? i HAVE TO HAVE IT!!!! venomandspice@yahoo.com

rocking back and forth*** i gotta read it i gotta read it!!!!

Well I have to wear a Red Cloak to blend in you and 4thewolf already have the mermaid costume...

We don't want to stand out...Geez...

Oh maybe I'll go wait in the car instead...

im so jealous. wishing i was italian atm!

hes so perfect!

please check my new video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbeLPzmBXsM

Yay - Effing's first and perfect post to be first too!!!

*** looking at SR trying to contain myself ****

.....GAH!!

ROB IS SEXY!!
**whew* There, I said it. LOL ...Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest..I have been holding it in for days!!

You have to let it go - you can NOT contain it or you will explode!!!

Nice back shot too - thankful for that!!!!