ohhh...hi from Romania ...if you know....one kiss to you Robert P.

lol I sooo want to see rob's face when she fainted XDDD

Hello My name is Lady Vampire and I am addicted to Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen!!! It has been 2 minutes since I last gazed upon a picture of him!!!!

I hope he doesn't changed and stay the way he is... No attitude wat so ever very humble and down to earth... Not like many movie stars.....That's why his fans likes him...

Rob is just getting better and better if that is possible, he knows how to work that camera that is for sure, the poor girl didn't have a chance!

O.o the things some people do for some guy...he's not even hot(I like Jackson Rathbone better)

These pics all these comments its enough to make anyone hot and bothered I think I may need a cold shower

he needs his own health warning:

"Warning, Robert Pattinson will be entering the area/room in 1 minute...... he does contain an extremely high level of sexiness that may be harmful to those who suffer from hotguy-sensitive fainting spells - we recommend you leave immediately or you may get stepped-on"

lol hahah good one...i would need a few of those so i can fully enjoy the comming view :D

if i saw him i would faint as well. but then again even looking at his pictures on my screen gets my heart racing.

...That's...kind of sad. o.O

I hate to say this but this movie publicity crap from 1930s. Give an effen break this is bloody nuts and humiliating shoot. Come on guys this is snotty.

Oh Rob *sigh* please. never change.

Someone needs to just slap her......I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You go Rob, making women faint! I heard from twitter that Rob is really getting the cash for Remember Me and New Moon, way to go, Summit should be happy. I love this site, I got to go have fun ladies.

wow talk about hotness overload lol :D

Oh My Edward... that's SO not a shocker... hehe... I think something similar is going to happen to me WHEN I meet him for the first time... lol... He can make ANY woman faint... jeez... a true Edward... lol... making the Bella's faint... hehe!! Oh he looks freaken gorgeous in that picture... my goodness... it should be illegal to be that smockin' hot!! Wow...

Can't blame the girl for fainting...I am worried that IF I ever get to see Rob in person I might HUMAN COMBUST right in front of him!!! This man has powers and he doesn't even know it!!!

well that's nothing NEW!! i know ALL of the girls who are in robessed would do the same.... I mean COME ON, the ROB IS so FREAKING HOT! nope actually he is more than HOT! there's something charming about him! I guess its the fact that he is so FAMOUS yet not as conceided as other actors & the way he gets embarassed quickly & shy all at once... we, girls, love a guy who has ALL of his QUALITY!! + LOOKS! after all he is BRITISH, TALL, BEAUTIFUL SMILE, CRAZY & SEXY HAIR... and the list goes on and on and on...........

Wow! I dont think I would faint but if I did, hopefully he would catch me in his arms. I'd just be all all speechless and blushing if i ever saw him though.

So we need to get some votes in for Rob at Hello Magazine. They are having a poll for the most attractive man and he is losing to Orlando Bloom. Here is the website:

http://www.hellomagazine.com/vote/mostattractiv...

Don’t forget to keep up on the MTV voting as well! The awards are only 10 days away!

Just went to the site and now he is 3rd place!!! Behind Orlando and get this Keifer Sutherland. I guess there is no accounting for taste.

Running to the site right now!!!
This is blasphemy at it's worst!

SERIOUSLY ORLANDO BLOOM???! HOW THE HALE COULD ROB LOSE TO HIM?! GONNA GO VOTE NOW :)

Funny Story:

Knowing full well that Mr. Robert Pattinson is in France.......I was at the grocery store yesterday and I looked up and glanced down an isle......The guy I saw LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE ROBERT!!!!! My knees went weak and I PROMISE YOU I ALMOST PASSED OUT and ran into the stand holding the tortillas!!!!! I had to quickly pull my thoughts together and remember that Rob was half way around the world..........and even IF he was here....I doubt he'd be at the local King Soopers (supermarket)......................LMAO!!

LMFAO! When I start seeing Pattz in the supermarket someone please slap me!
Effing where are you!?!

FLMAO!! I haven't actually gone as far as "seeing" him like that! But I do find myself looking for him in places - then I have to snap out of it and go yeah, like he'd be HERE... uh huh... LOL!

Good story!

ahahahah. that is too funny!

She sounds like me XD.

Aagghhhh she fainted. Slightly embarassing, but I'm not so sure I wouldn't do the same. Not too worried about his smoking, I give him maybe five years and he'll stop. He's looking oh so delicious in these pics. *sigh*

Yeah most of them smoke though i think in new moon :/ I don't smoke and never will!

Eh...well I must say the whole chain smoking part is not attractive. Everything else is majorly attractive about him but the smoking would be enough to make me say ew. Not a fan of that.

I would faint too, but hopefully into his arms.

Well thats something to think about other than studying British History for AS level 1783-1850 And well mouth to mouth from the robert well i'm sorry history I can't think now :P

erm..this is insane
like beyond insane
he is beyond gorgeous but..really now, fainting?
she was a bit too overexcited

I know right? And it wasn't even IN PERSON. It was on a screen. lol. I would have so embarrassed.

Not Surprised. At All. That boy damn near makes me faint everytime I come on this website! lol

All I can say is wow!

Just. Simply. Gorgeous.
'Nuff said.

Oh good grief.

lmao!

I think i'd pass out just so he would rush over and give me mouth to mouth

I don't know if I would faint...but I would probably go into shock...be speechless...and appear completely mental!

yeah, I think that would be the same for me. but not fainting :D
besides, in a few years we all forget about such kind of obsession :D it comes and fades away :) sooo :)

I'm sorry this girl who fainted is ridiculous.

dude, it sounds like she didnt faint but got on her knees to worship him. its official now girls! he is a god!

LOL - or as Scooby would say.... Ridikerous!

haa funny .that wmight bem e or at I'd be startsturkc but in lvoe with him at teh same tiem which I am

Please tell me your typing on your phone and this is not the result of public school? LOL

no but it could be someone that is dyslexic and is getting some of their letters mixed up so be nice!! :D

Sorry Patty *stands in corner* That did come off as mean.

I mean this in the nicest way possible....WHAT!?!

Wow Patty...and I thought I was dyslexic ;)

She is mult-talented, you big meanie!! I bet she's studying for an exam, eating a quick lunch, on the cell with her boyfriend AND typing at least well enough that we can still read it.

TOP THAT!
LOL

*ashamed* I don't think I can top dat! Go Patty! LOL

See, now that's more like it, Patience- THAT is support and team spirit, you daft idiot!!
(LOL- get it? support/team spirit and I just called you a name...alright, just wanna make sure we're still speaking after this)

CURSE YOU 4THEWOLF! How dare you call me a daft idiot!!!!???? Sure, I still luv you! In a wolf pack sister kinda way! Your like the sister I already have!

Thank you!!!
And you are like the sister I never had.. and never wanted.
LOL
(Sorry, I couldn't resist saying that) :-)

LMAO....!!! I was thinking that earlier but didn't write anything b/c I thought it would be construed as mean... I'm glad you wrote it first! :)

I was thinking, she could not have written it like that on purpose, that would take WAY too much time! Right?

too funny....i think i say (on a daily basis) on this site that even though i would like t o chase him like all the other crazies (haha) i would never be able to bcuz i would probably pass out if i saw him. I can barely look at pics w/o needing to brown bag it so ican't imagine what i would do in person. Gosh, i think we are getting more Rob fr/ overseas than we were getting in the US. Maybe he should stay there???????????? NOT!!!!!

I just read the whole article and it was HILARIOUS!!

"They were at the table next to us and Laura, fortunately, had the best view. Fortunately because it’s becoming a problem for her. Like when he walked in she almost lost her sh -t. I told her to drink some more rose and chill the f -ck out."

"..ordered more $40 cocktails. You pay for your view with alcohol."
hahaha, the perils of sitting next to Rob! You could loose your $h-t and it gets expensive!

and the stuff she said about eating too much cheese,lmao!

Did it ever occur to this moron of a girl that rob is a mouth breather?? I mean when your nervous and your adrenaline starts pumping we all normally breath through our mouths because it is a less deep breathing technique. So he's not gaping... he's probably breathing nervously trying to get abit of a handle on the situation. In time he'll probably get more comfortable with all this craziness and it won't make him as nervous. LOL can you imagine standing in front of a million photographers, screaming at you and pointing camera lenses at you like a firing squad??? Most of us would need abit of a reality check at that point too...
Ok just my two cents... and probably very over analyzed but i felt the need to share. LOL

I suppose he "Dazzled" her.lol Girls are crazy...

Man, what a great time this is for him... Gorgeous, shy, talented and FINALLY getting the recognized for what he can offer any franchise... This was a good week for him!!

yeah...fame is an interesting thing. it always comes to an end :( and I'm angry with the people who try to libel the people who r in their heights. For example there is said that Rob doesn't shower and smells bad.(I really know that's not true) WHat's the point in this? trying to say that we shouldn't like him???? someone envy him and tell nonsenses. I hate this.
I hope Rob will never loose himself and no one will ruin his life.
True fans will love him forever for the way he is. :) talented and charismatic ROB :D and cute and shy and... and.... and :D:D:D:D

Lainey wrote something good about Rob! ... HA... that's a starter. She just couldn't deny the fact that he looked GORGEOUS. "A boy on top of the world!" Well he IS!!! That photo whit him on those stairs it's just killing me. He is just too good to be true:))

I was thinking the same thing that she actually wrote something good about Rob. I received a twitter note from her saying the same thing, I told her don't look. LOL The guy is looking better and better every time I see him.

Poor girl I bet she needed resuscitation after that, and he was not touching his hair! oww

go ROB!!!

Oooh, Spanish Rob *drools* How I love you and Javier together...

*blushes*

Oh dear! I didn't want anyone to know!

*looks down at shoes in embarrassment*

LOL Honey Bee! The things you do to get Rob's attention...!

WOW! Lainey passed Rob some kudos!

"When a young star can follow instruction, show improvement, it’s a very good sign. He looked great. Very, very handsome. And there appears to be a new pout that is replacing the gaping. Excellent."

LOL... He always looks great!!

is Lainey anti-Rob?

It definitely seems like she tries really hard to come across that way most of the time, it's very rare she says something nice like this about him. I try to believe it's all in fun though.... plus she always has great pics, so I keep going there.

I don't mind the anti-Rob fans/photogs/bloggers really- just means more Rob for us! :0)

Got THAT right!
They only blog negatively to get us all riled up anyway.

Good thing we're better than that! She can say the most outrageous things about him- just keep the pics coming.

How bad is it when I read where you wrote, "Got THAT right!"- I imagined Sam Uley from Twilight saying it- when they are all at La Push? Gosh, I'm so glad they re-cast that guy.

ROFL, I thought the same thing when I read it. How indoctrinated are we. Hilarious

"It's cuz Cullen's a freak" -- bad, bad mike newton! lol

LOL!!!! YES!

I kinda was glad too, he seemed so old to be Sam in the first one... was I imagining that?
He was only supposed to be 19 right? That guy looked 29 or 30 to me.

i dont know, this new sam looks alot older than what sam's age is in the books. but thats just me. the original sam seemed perfect to me. but oh well.

I may or may not have watched Twilight just last night- LOL

Apart from the original Sam looking a lot older- he was hideous. The poor guy could never fit in with the outrageously good looking cast. Plus- I imagined Sam to look like an alpha male- original sam was weird looking to me.

Right... totally agree...

LOL - may or may not have watched Twilight last night! :) Losing track?

I really loved watching it with Rob's commentary on... he was cracking.... me UP!

Perhaps. I don't have cable yet in my new apt., so that is just on a constant repeat play. I loved the commentary, too! Everytime I watch it with the commentary, I like to think Rob is right next to me, watching it with me! haha.

I get annoyed with CH though. It should be all Rob- but I'm a little biased :0)

This is an EXCELLENT picture of him!

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

LMAO

I'm sure this isn't the first time it's happened...

Exactly... I mean we have people tattooing his name on their limbs for crying out loud. Doesn't surprise me

lol oh yeah. I almost forgot about that. I hope he doesn't start getting those really weird stalkers. You know the ones that swear he loves her and they're gonna get married and follows him everywhere he goes.

Oh I am sure they already exist. HA!!

those are the scary psycho kind. UGH i'd be so creeped out if someone would follow me around like that. Didn't some celebrity just get stalked by some guy with rope and tape in the trunk of his car because he claimed they were getting married or something like that. SCARY, i'd would be a horrible celeb.

oh me too!! I would be totally freaked out with people following me. I have a concealed handgun license and I keep my hand on my hip every time I pump gas... .I can't imagine people following me everywhere i went! That little gymnastics girl (Shawn Johnson) had someone stalking her and he had a bag full of weird stuff like that. Creepy!!!!

Omg that would be such a typical reaction at least in my eyes because I know that there is no way in hell that I can ever meet Robert Pattinson and its not because I would go crazy on him like others fans its because I think ill cry too much and wont get one word out or maybe faint. Robert Pattinson is so hot and such an AMAZING actor my god how can people hate such a WONDERFUL individual. I think that everything he wishes should be granted because he deserves it baby. Robbie is numero uno baby ALWAYS =)

oh wow. tweenies.. you've GOT to handle yourself better? How can you enjoy all that is Robert Pattinson if you are passing out???

Lol RobismyRomeo. LMAO! You are all so funny. I've never laughed so hard. :)

Whew! Hahaha~You gave me an image!
I don't think I can share it: It's kinda, well... awful! LMAO!

So, I'll share this one, it's much tamer ;-)
~While everyone's passing out, I'll save the day and rush Rob to the depot and ride the *glory train* all the way to victory lane~;-) :)

Ok, affairs of the mind aside....ugh. I do have something kinda serious going through my head (lol). Ok:
I wonder if Rob ever dreamed he would have this fawkin' effect on women the world over? Bless him. You remember when he said in an interview that a year before Twilight he couldn't get a date~dear gracious!

Hmmm..not a problem now Robert. Or, does it make it more difficult I wonder? Never the less, I want to see him fall in love~and not with someone who thinks to high of herself , like a lot of the women in Hollywood~or, ya know someone who would just play him up to use him ( Not that its none of my business. This seriously baffles and worries me that I care. What??? Lol) Sry. Just being honest. He's too good for that~he deserves a woman who is just as humble as he is and also beautiful. Love him like he deserves, like a man deserves.

Well...too bad that leaves me out! LMAO. Laughing, but not at my thoughts up there cause that's how I really feel~just at how my thoughts seem to be so random and unexplainable at times to myself. Hmm..Peach a paradox? Lol.


Oh, but I need to ask you all something:
Does anyone else have this happen to them (please for hte love of all things wonderful, tell me I'm not alone! Blushes)
Does anyone else's ovaries jump around when they see this man? I mean, srsly! My start bouncing around like they are trying to jump out of me! It's so unnerving!

Well, I've made the eternal dumbarse out of myself. Moving on! I'm usually so much more literate and in control! Lol.
Cheers
Peach :)

I think you just described the conversation I have in my head every day...okay...several times a day....I worry about Rob's probs more than my own....and consider all his options; dating, movies, ways to get around paps....OMG I think I have utterly lost my mother effing mind now that I see this in print lol! and then I think....how does he even get to 'sleep' w/ anyone without having to worry about the chic taking pics of him while he's sleeping and sending them to Lainey??? No wonder he's paranoid...he's the hottest guy on earth and I'd be willing to bet he isn't taking any of the #ss the chics are throwing his way!!!
Yeah the ovary thing....that's our bodies telling us "Look---perfection--you MUST breed w/ that and create a master race of pure hotness, itelligence, creativity and all of Robs other fabulous qualities" LOL

lol, well if we want to get graphic- my ovaries do the splits, and they say, "I want THOSE genes!!"

Glad we could make you laugh- I have an off sense of humor, and if I'm taken literally it comes off as quite lame and condescending. I mean very well though!

I think his dating life is going to be a pain in the a**!!

He'll never know if anyone's using him for fame, money, solely his looks, etc. Not to mention if he manages to *find* a normal woman - she's going to have to deal with a LOT of crap!

Wouldn't surprise me if somewhere down the line (or now even depending on rumors) he dates Kristen. I think in general people would be more accepting of that relationship and she would understand the absolute absurdity.. since she deals with it, too!

Wow that's actually a really good description ,"Ovaries trying to jump around"... LOL!
Like they are reaching out for him! :)
No, I think it's safe to say, you're not alone, although, I'm thinking others will have more interesting ways to say it! LOL

LMAO!!!

Bwaha ha ha ha Well said.... Get a grip on yourselves... or if need be on the person standing next to you. LMAO

I'm not surprised that he caused a girl to collapse. It's Rob, get use to it.

oh lainey, still trying to beat around the bush instead of admitting that she secretly has the hots for rob :p

Dang it! I collapse once and the media has to make a big deal out of it!

LOL!!! :)

That's okay, I appreciated it. Your limp body was a good stool for me to stand on to get a better look at him. LOL

You're lucky I was unconscious! Otherwise I would have werewolved your a**! LOL

lol. What?? I wiped off the shoe marks off your shirt when I was done. lol

Oh how considerate of you! Here I was thinking you were taking advantage of my weakness and yet you surprised me with your kind gesture of wiping my shirt. Now I need to find the person who wrote LOSER on my forehead while I was still unconscious :P

***tucking tiny bookobsessed in my bag and pointing to 4thewolf***

Gee, I think it was that woman over there.....she looks kind of suspicious!! LMAO

I HEARD THAT !!!

Poor bookobsessed. I'm sure she's quite uncomfortable trying to find room among your secret shame that is the pocket wolves. Maybe if you keep giving her gold stars, she won't tell Rob that he's not quite enough for you. LOL

OOH, and the reason I'm looking suspicious has nothing to do with my graffitting skills, I just wrote a fantastic letter to Rob congratulating him on his ACCESS HOLLYWOOD top 5 win, but that you were astonished by the fact he even made it past #80 and that the only reason you would be fainting is from the bad vibe he gives you.
Then I signed your name.

*smirk*

LOL

Thanks 4thewolf! I am astonished he made past #80! I wouldn't have fainted because of his gorgeous smile or his wacky, stunning hair, no! I'm a wolf woman, none of that glitter stuff around me please! LOL

Neither would I Patience, I am all about wolfiness- I have given NOT a single thought to the lusciousness that are Kellan's lips and rock-hard body, nor the beauty of Rob's eyes.
Such things never cross my mind at all..
LOL

LMAO!! hahahha. I leave my shame at the door when I log onto this website, so i am sure bookobsessed has plenty of room in there.

is there some reason why you are turning on me? I a after all throwing you a "bone" known as Cam. Geeze, you don't let people in your good graces for long, do you?!?!? LOL

*stamps little feet* I'm not a pocket wolf!!!!! I'm a fully mature coven member who fits in pockets. Jeez!!!! I need to change my avatar.

OK, I just read that again and got it....*goes back to corner*

I am not turning on you at all. (*takes Effing_ off immediate hit list)
So, you're openly admitting to the pocket wolves?
LOL

heck yes. I openly admit it...the pocket wolves are there with my pocket edward. I have the whole Twilight set....Err. I gave pocket Bella and the other ladies to my husband. LMAO

4thewolf! I should have known!

*smirk*
Sorry, my hands can't control themselves sometimes. Besides, Effing_ made me do it.

LOL

I love this site.

I love this site too! It brings me a warm, fuzzy feeling LOL

Except when Effing is smacking people around... then I'm scared.... :D

*tip toes behind Effing*

LMAO.
I'd like to hope that one day when I finally meet him I don't faint. Actually, thinking now, it's gonna be hard not to. Maybe she hoped she'd seem like a damsel in distress.

weird.

WHAT?!??! He caused a girl to faint?!? WHAT A SHOCKER!!! LOL

He causes me to faint all the time. Although I would like to think that if I fainted in front of him I would at least grab his pants and take them with me, making it all worth while. LMAO

LMAO! and everybody would be like "how the hale did she manage to faint with her eyes wide open?!?" :D

Hahaha nice!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson~You just made me Roll My Arse On The Fawkin' Floor Laughing It Off! Now, that's award worthy!
I Sqeeee ya. Muah! :)

I will say this: Robert Pattinson has a very, very sensual allure about him. Humble, gracious, blazing with charisma and uncharted talent, not to mention born to kill and deliver sexiness that could melt an iceberg in the Antartic...
I could go on and on and on..
I love this man. How, when I don't even know him is an utter mystery in which I admit goes against all natural tendancies of who I am as a person. Lol.

Cheers
Peach ;-)

Nice image

Yeah Effing....

Picturing it now... you and him falling...

ugh...ouch...bang...oh...woah...Rob would say, "Did you just touch my a**?"

Classic....

and I would swoon, act faint and say "oh....my...dont know what came over me. Just feeling a little faint...." while I move my other hand down the front of his pants and run my tongue down his neck. LOL

Holy crap chick!!! You are too funny! :-D

Woah now!!!

LMAO!!

Yea, sorry about that, I just got a little carried away.... LOL

Haha! Perfectly understandable. Its Robert EFFIN Pattinson we're talking about! lol

LOL, exactly!!!

*squeals of delight* I'll get the camera so we can post it for the girls...post title "boxers or briefs?" hehehehe

LOL, don't forget the smelling salts for me and Sparkly up there. We are counting on you!!

I've still got the smelling salts... sorry! AND my gold star!

I know hu or his shoes lol lets make it pants and boxers together :)

...And I will do the same for you. I'll try and get a hold of the boxers as well ;)

darn it...i missed all this b/c i had 2 go 2 lunch....ahhhhhhh..darn it and my weak human body....*faints* ..............lol........

haa thats sounds a like such a plan! gosh is he amazinggg

I'll be ready with the video cam ;-]

LOL, sounds like a plan. Now we just need somebody to be there with the smelling salts to wake us up to enjoy the view....where is bookobsessed when you need her??? LOL

Got it !!!!!*puts down camera*

I'll get the smelling salts Bookobsessed, you keep your camera!

NO!! Dont put the camera down! Geeze, put it on a tripod or something....dont ever remove the camera from his exposed body. LOL

*smacks forehead* OMG!!! What was I thinking! *throws smelling salts to flplmtree95*...........Yippee!!! My height is finally an advantage I don't have to bend for the shot.....say cheese!!!!!

Um, no I didn't forget you...the fact that I am hauling you around in a bag on my back should be congrats enough....Geeze, ungrateful.....

fine!

**puts gold star beside bookobsess, the rethinks due to her selfishness and puts silver star in its place**
LOL

*hangs head in shame* Your right I should be grateful you saved my sorry @ss from Patience......and KOG (she didn't like the light up stilletos)...again sorry Effing I will try to be worthy of your greatness.....

ummm are you going to post said pics or just brag about them...lmao u ladies are hysterical

hahahaha! I love it when a good plan comes together!! LOL

LMAO! Watching RPatz walk down the stairs, while extending hand out with lightning reaction, and catches smelling salts firmly in fist.... "GOT IT!"

**Gazing at digital photos drool dripping down chin**
LOL! I must say that plan came together quite nicely INDEED!
See, Effing, we Rob girls CAN all work together! My Team Player skills are improving! YAY :)

yes, I am quite proud....
**putting gold star beside Sparkly's name on "Teamwork" chart**

....they grow up so fast... LOL

*disgruntled frown* Did you forget me in your bag? ....Thats OK, I have the pics of Rob's glory don't need the star....muhwah

I am an excellent team player also... just give me a Rob job!

*sighs* okay....I will give you a gold star today as well....

**putting gold star bigger than Sparkly's next to flplmtree95's name on "Teamwork" chart**

lol

LOL...thank you for that visual :)

Get a hold of your self Woman!!!

In the presents of this man you have to stay FOCUS!!!

LMAO!!

Aw so he mostly touches his hair when he's uncomfortable.... how cute :)

That's too funny! I'm sure she's so embarrased now! :)

lol that is funny...I would've soo collapsed probably fainted if I saw him in real life lol....

Yes this time I'm FIRST NOT BLOODY SBEAM3!!!

I think I would pass out if I saw any of the pack or the peter...but only because I would want mouth to mouth from them!

let's go take acting skills so it would be believable of course we won't faint but we will disimulate it too well so they won't notice.

LOL...I can hear Taylor now...Hey was that that your tongue i just felt in my mouth!?! I thought you were unconscious!
**Note to self**
"Do not slip Rob the tongue when I am pretending to be passed out"

ROFLMAO

not only tongue I'd be groping him too and then act all innocent and pretend like I had not idea the actions of my hand or tongue!

LOL. Don't take this personal...I think I officially have a crush on your avatar
*wink*

Hey Sparky, don't mention the avatar for awhile...some other chica is using the same one and TSH is pretty upset about it

LOL! Sorry, I have been crushing on the avatar for a couple days now...Yeah I know I gave her sh*t on Kellan's post too...Don't worry, I only have a crush on TSH's avatar, not sbeam3. There's only enough room in my heart for one 8-pack :)
And if that other chick doesn't find a new avatar soon I will gladly join in the virtual butt-kicking.

I think we scared her away!! Yay!!

She better have run away!!!

Maybe, just maybe, she can come back if she changes her avatar!!! These newbies don't know who they are f*n with!!!

They have to realize we are a united front!!!! We will protect each other!!!!

yes us coven girls stick together and scare the cr*p out of everyone!! LOL

Damn straight!!!!

LMAO!!!!

LOL...she''d have to change her name too. She has caused quite an uproar here. Yes a bond like the one we all share can only be cultivated properly over a matter of ..eh..weeks...in a twilight chat room... :)
I would f*cking die for all of you guys
Virtually I mean
**wiping tear away **

VICTORY IS OURS!!!!

**proceeds to do victory dance all over sbeam3's a$$**
LMAO

yay!!

Yeah..I can see myself falling in front of Rob too!!! Falling to my knees, that is!!!

*WINK,WINK*

LAMO!

*GASPS* That pic i love rob....OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I'm seriously thinking about tossing Oscar Rob away...OMG

I know....right???? There is just something about Rob's hand going thorough his hair!!!! I seem to picture him grabbing my hair....*WINK*

I love this pic too!!! Awwww hell.....I just love Rob!!! I don't really know if love is a strong enough word!!!!

falling to your knees unzipping his pants...

oh no I have been reading too much badass edward....at least thats what I can blame for my smut talk for a while!

WHOA! TSH, I see that you read THAT chapter!! LOL!!

hale yeah!!

I missed lunch and now it 10pm and I'm about to have dinner...I've lived on 2 slices of toast since 8am and am frikkin starving!!

I am now going to vanish for 2 hours and not stare at the laptop and eat some food because I'm sure staring at the screen has given me a headache!

LOL! So funny, I didn't eat hardly anything while reading it either!!

I wasn't really hungry...I should have been after reading about all those cookies!!! *wink*

i want some Luscious Sugar Licks!!!!

LOL!!! I'll play it safe and go with the Strawberry Standstills...while my brain is chanting something about Unicorns...

Can't tell you how many all nighters I spent reading that, can't wait for the final chapter. Talk about hot and bothered.

Me either, i hope she finishes it soon!!

You got that right......Mmmmm, imaging that right now *licking lips*

LMAO!!! Just started reading it!!! Haven't gotten to those good parts yet!!! Cant wait to get home to read some more!!!

*wiping my mouth* LOL!!!

Ohhh theres lots more to come, some of my particular favourite chapters are 32 part 2, 36 part 2, 41 smuttake, and the incredibleness of 43 part 2, is it bad i know every chapter in it?? *please say no* LMAO!!!

No...I dont think its bad at all!!!! As a matter of fact...you're my hero!!! I can't wait to get to your favorite parts!!!! LOL!

I've read up through chapter 22.....cant wait to read more!

LOL!!! good, i'm so addicted to it, think my favourite parts will soon become your favourite parts lmao!!!

ahhh the juicy stuff is still to come!!

You'll be pulling 4am reading sessions like Nicnix once you start getting to that stuff!

I look forward to it!!!! I can't do 4am...not during the week anyway...I have to up by 4:45am to get ready for work!!!

I was up last nite til 12:15!!! So I only got 4 1/2 hours of sleep!!!! And the nite before 5 1/2!

I wish I could read at work, but the f*kin site is blocked!!!! And tonite, I'm going to f*kin dinner with my f*kin husband!!!!! Doesnt he realize I'd rather be home with bada** Edward?????

I'm having withdrawls already!!!

right I've sent 23, 24 and 25 so let me know if you need any more! LOL

Its friday after all!!

LOL!!!

U are the F*KIN BEST!!!!!

yeah I have it yahoo one right?

On its way now...!!

Yes i do!!!!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

Have I mentioned I LOVE YOU?????

i can see bada$$edward's vocab is rubbing of on you too!!

I can't believe the site is blocked at work...if you really want I will cut & paste some chapters into an email for you and then you can look really productive at work!

TSH.....I would love you forever!!!! And not in a weird way!!! LOL!!!!

If ur serious....can u start at chapter 23....do you have my email????

*sending you a big hug and kiss*

holy f**k how many times did your read this!!!

I don;t know the smut chapters of the top my head but I know they prevented me from sleeping last night because I just wanted to read more!!

So happy I am done now...I might have to go re-read some bits though!!

The re reading is just as good ;) lmao!!!

we all dirty hoes...and you turned me into one KIM!!!!! I was 'normal' before!! LOL

LMAO!!! but arn't you glad i did, nothings worth missing out on that filth!!! LOL

yes my momma would be so proud of me right now!! LOL

ok Kim, tell us exactly HOW MANY TIMES did you read this? :D

uummmmm only once or twice ;) LMAO!!!

47 times and counting right!

It's bad that you know all the naughty ones!

**takes note to skip straight to those**

you dirty hoe! LOL

I can't believe you've been on chapter 6 forever!!! Read more woman!!

LOL they come highy recommended, the filth in them is excellent LMAO!!

OMG you'll be hooked especially when you start picturing Rob!!

Already picture him!!! And me as Bella, of course!!!! LMAO!

And I am totally hooked already!!! I'm freaking dying to get home!!! I can't read it at work...the site is blocked!!!

*using badass Edwards favorite word*

LMAO! I think we're all using badass Edward's favourite word a lot more lately... ;)

LMAO!!! I've always tended to use it....but now it just seems like I use it A LOT more!!!

I know I need wash my mouth out constantly!!

I use that word too much anyway, obviously not infront of strangers or anything, i wouldn't want to be rude LOL!!

Okay I have heard more than enough...where can I get a hold of this badass Edward stuff?

lol what your email...and I will email the link.

I don't want to paste it on here as its for adults only...and you better be over 18 and if you lie and I find out I will hunt you down!!

Me to! Me to! kwithey5@gmail.com (ps way over 21)

its on it way... enjoy!!

while your passing it out...send it this way bear27405@yahoo.com...will enjoy tonight when the kids go to bed ...sending them early like...6??...is that too early??

on its way to you too!!

6 is great and plenty of time to get reading so yo dont get 3 hours of sleep like me and few of the others!

OMG TSH, be careful NMM doesn't get overrun by tween fangirls while all us R-rated fans are busy wih Dark Edward! lol

Busy with bad ass edward, now thats a good way to spend an evening LOL!!

Lol

But they will all come back and be badass like edward!!

LMAO...never too early to send the kids to bed so you can read a good smut novel! Weren't you paying attention in parenting class or were you absent that day? Don't worry I took notes for you!

Thank you!!!
I only took notes during the section "Must drink wine on a daily basis in order to put up with the constant whining and begging"...oh wait..was that parenting class or wife class???hmmm...will have to reflect back on my notes.

LMAO...Yeah the 2 classes were very similar weren't they?

ROFLMAO

I'm so glad i'm not married!

Haha...I'm 36 and have 3 kids so I think I'm old enough. Probably too old (oh crap hope it doesn't give me a heart attack)
You can mail it to penguins_lovely@comcast.net
THANKS
*winking at your avatar again*
(sorry can't help it)

its on its way to you!!!

Enjoy!!

"what you talking about willis?"
are u talking about a fanfic?

I'm 41 and I visit this page every day, just to get information and news on the movie as well as from Robert Pattinson. I' m living in Austria/Germany and news are rare here, so I'm glad that this page exists - I couldn't go on without it .... believe me - and I wouldn't have expected something like that would happen to me again - I'm happily married and have two wonderful kids - but still I'm somehow dreaming of this young talented actor .... I really enjoy and share all of your comments every day - so at least I know I'm not the only one getting slowly but surely crazy!!!! Lots of greetings and thanks for this wonderful page!!

Thank you...
I am sure I will enjoy it thoroughly.
and don't worry sbeams avatar has nothing on you.
Your 8 pack is the only one for me. I can tell the difference from a mile away :)
Hope it's not too wierd for you - -I'm straight I swear, it's just the avatar LOL

LMAO

not a problem lick the screen away...at least it will keep it clean!

I somehow missed this whole conversation!
Can ya send it to me too?
jrrichardson777@yahoo.com?

What am I missing????

Ur never too old!!! I'm 38 and love everything Twilight! And especially love everything Rob!!!!

haha...receiving CPR from Taylor..that would be something

oh yes...mouth to mouth...his hand on my chest....

*drifts into a dream....*

oh god, now you got me dreaming!

YEY TSH!! hell what a guy!!!! oh to view that perfection in person *sigh* LOL

I was wondering if the girl was you Kim! LOL!!!

LMAO KIM!!! knowing my luck if i was there i so would have!!! LOL

LOL you'd be on the floor just hoping he would catch you!

ahahahahhaha!! You want mouth to mouth from "Peter"?!??! LMAO. Wow, quite a visual there....and whose "peter" would you like to get mouth to mouth from?? *wink*

i just want peters injection and he'd have to give me something to come round!!

The Pack...I'd need there warmth which is always better with the clothes off...'survival one oh one'!

LMAO!!!

Kudos on first TS-----wait. *checking name next to avatar*

okay....

KUDOS ON FIRST TSH!!!

LOL

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