I believe that body guard is "taking advantage" of his position.... ;)
Wonder if he's grabbed his butt and blamed it on some fan yet, Joanna86!

lol! He's being "manhandled"!! I like how hisbodyguard is all smiles too.
I'm gonna give credit were credit is due and say Rob looks great in the sunshine! I'm glad his getting some sun,and no beanies and plaid shirts to hide him.

Sshhhhhhhh! Don't telll my wolf girls I was here,lol.

Don't worry, your secret is safe...Can't say I blame you - he is sextastic!

LOL!!! Yeah he is getting "manhandled." Rob does look great in the sunlight....He sparkles.. Doesn't he??

**sigh** He looks really HAPPY.... LOVE IT!

*** I won't say anything to the wolf girls *** Promise... : D

Lol yeah I saw the sunshine sparkles!

LTCB & I_like_em_sparkly
hahaha, I got caught! But I'm touched by you vamp girls who tried to keep this lil' secret, you all do have a soft side. To be honest I was cringing when I wrote that comment almost expecting you guys to tell me to go back to wherever my hott wolf is.

TRP... there are many good Vamp girls.. they do support us and back us up when ever some baddies show up!!!

Loveing Edward Cullen and Edward Addicted are some of the Vamp girls who have my back

You hear that LovingEdwardCullen, EdwardAddicted, & I_like_em_sparkly & Lovethemcullenboys, we got you're back and next time you come visit us at the next wolf baddies sighting.. the hott dogs are on us! We're also well stocked up with fudgy brownies, moos-track icecream adn all the whip cream you can handle, LOL

NICE!!!!! Its good to know I have permission to cross the border... Sounds like one

hell of a bomb fire to me!!!! Can't speak for the Nomads out there though... But us

Cullen vamps will keep with the treaty..

( can't keep a straight face!!! whip cream... naughty! )

LMAO!!!!

Haha, yep the whip cream, hunky wolves, hunky veggie vamps and treaties always seem to work out between the cullen girls and the wolf girls, lol!

YeahTRP.... The good Dr. Cullen taught us vamp girl to show "Compassion" to all who are loyal.

We show compassion to all... even to our hunky "Wolf Pack." down in La Push....


LOL!!!!

Lol..us vamp girls were indeed taught to show compassion for others....and I have to admit, eventhough you guys at la push smell awful and we smell awful to u too, I kinda have a little weak spot for the la push pack...ehehe..

How about, we all go hunting one of these days...lol

lol, ..ah hunting we will go,ah hunting we will go....I'll bring those lil' tree car freshners and it sounds good to me as long as we stay away from the 'you smell' jokes!

I'm immune to the smell... TRP... (no smell jokes here).. We made a pack

remember?

ah, the good ol' doc, I knew TSH was on to something there!

"Well, well, well, TRP" (circling)
Look where I find you... stepping over to the cold side are we?
Dazzled by a pretty smile in the sunshine?

Perhaps I shall let this slide and not inform the others...this time.

You are a sparkly stain on the dark tanness that are the wolves. And now I shall leave you...

*heads up to click on extra Rob photos*
LOL

LOL! And what are you doing here 4the wolf!?! Looks like I wasn't the only one stealing cookies from the cookie jar, hahaha

No, no TRP

I was merely.... tracking my personal stalker and just happened to notice your not so subtle...indescrepency..shall I say. LOL

I was ONLY viewing Rob pictures in order to scoff and sneer.

*chews fingernails*

Uh-huh! I saw the trail of sparkly cookie crumbs all the way pack to La Push land,lol

Next time I'm patrolling in the early morning on here, one of my wolf girls better be here so I won't stray off the treaty lines! lmao

*sigh*

So high-maintenance, aren't we, TRP...

I don't know. If all it takes is sparkly crumbs to lure you away from such raging hotness, I'm wondering if you're on the wrong stomping grounds. Hmmm...

Well et tu Brutus???

*bursts in to sob* I thought I had you on my side!!!

You *sniffles* traitor!!!!

aagghhhh! who bumped me up here!?! I thought that I would be way down there hiding by now, haha.

Don't worry my wolf girls, this was a one time drive-by swooning!
I had to return the favor for the times the vamp girls swooned over our Taylor and Alex.

No!!!! *nervous laugh* Are you losing your mind? I believe you misread my comment...



1. I was on this site SIMPLY trying to figure out where my personal stalker had gone so I could return the cardboard vamp cutouts from last nights, um... LaPush raid and I knew I would find her pathetic behind here, skulking after Rob



2. While looking for aforementioned stalker, I came upon this wolfgirl with the ROVING EYES!!!



3. I decided to meander back up to extra pictures to SCOFF (not look) at his sparkly whiteness, paying no attention whatsoever to his exquisite jawline and long eyelashes, which in NO way compare to the wolves' toasty skin and gorgeous shoulders.



*hands Howl a kleenex*



It's ok, Ceasar, it's ok.

ROFLMAO! oh, you are good 4thewolf!!!
Just remember THE TRUTH... is out there, you maybe able to talk yourself outta anything with the vamp girls who can't read minds but when we phase, hehe, we will see exactly what you were doing along that jawline. But don't worry I can handle the truth.

Ahh WTH! We all stray sometime right. Even vamps, KS & NR have been out with our Jakey who knows how many times, sneaking him in to nightclubs, so a lil' innocent window shopping not buying is warranted as payback to KS & NR ,lol

Jawline? What is this that you're speaking of? You will see, upon phasing, that my mind holds absolutely no memories of any..slip-ups, as you would suggest.

*happily tosses MEMORY-B-GONE vitamin bottle into garbage*



Hmmm sneaking Jake out to clubs, are the vamps?? As long as there is no touching involved, they can keep their fingers.

LOL

Absolutely!
Sunshine definitely makes you happier, and it looks gooooood on him!

ohhhhh your in for it now TRP!!!! you won't be coming back from where your goin wen the wolf girls get on ur tail!!! hahhaa lol ;op
Lizzie

I'll have to agree with you. He looks amazing in the sunshine. It's something different than what we've been accustomed to seeing, and it looks good on him, we're so used to seeing him in dark or dull lit movies, or with his dark and brooding edward character.
Get some well deserved fun in the sun Rob!

Well well well look who we have here...???

What did you think - I won't find you??? Be careful or I am gonna whip every wolf girl's a** here... LOL!!!

Grrrr am I the only wolf girl not clicking on any vamp news???

awww IHowl, <3. It was just a little peek, no touching, no imagination gone wild, promise. We didn't get spoiled like we did yesterday with our Jakey, and I had to look somewhere.

Humpf.. *frowning* don't do that again!!!

hahhah I saw that you didnt get spoiled here!!!
sqeeeeeeeeee *clearing throat* sorry still haven't got over the poster,... LOL

You think I have to see Rev TWP to be forgiven for this tresspass? lol.
I won't do it again, I promise, I'll be a good little wolf girl * bats eyes and hands clasped together in prayer*

Awww..look at him, just smiling in the sunlight with his sexy self.. go ahead rob, don't be afraid of the sunlight, it won't burn u babe, u r just gonna sparkle and then dazzle all of us on here.....heehehe...

P.s. I like your name @ teamrenegadepack

Thnx, It's what Leah called their pack or Jacob's pack when he left Sam's pack. But you probably already know that seeing that all of us here are pretty much obsessed, haha
Leah in BD: "It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it? I’m joining your crappy little renegade pack."

dam look at the way the bodyguard is grabbing him... he sure looks like he's enjoying it! IM SO JEALOUS OF THE DAM BODYGUARD!!!! Keep your hands of ROB!!!!!! *smacks his hands*

I think so too :)

He looks really smug about it too :) His face says - nana na na na, you all wish you were here :)

LMAO

Now I'm getting angry....I could have been in cannes this week!!
My friends folks have a beautiful place there, have been there before and she invited me this year too for this BH weekend but I signed up for that charity run and had to decline....boooo!

I could have stalked him!!!

thanks alot TSH!!!!!! you know Rob and New Moon are more important than any charity! Just kidding =) LOL

lol

well her dad knows a few people and has managed to get her on the guest list for a couple of parties so now I am really p'd off!! If the tickets were not a silly price I would have flown out for the night and come back on Sunday morning for the run!!

breast cancer research better appreciate what I am giving up!! ;-)

LOL

Just think you're saving your stalking for the pack :) lol

oh god how much i wish i was there!!!!!!!!!!! in robs room mabee i can stalk him like he does bella mabee he'll like it then we could... (OME!!! day dreams much hehe) ;op lol
Lzzie

LMAO

Get back to your studies young lady :) See today i'm being sensible with my advice lol

oh no no no no u cant take it back now nicnix i'm way to absorbed!!! *day dreams* u really dont wanna no ma thought atm!!! ;op
Lizzie

LMAO

good advice finally!!

I'm having a rare sensible day :) lol

I've been to gym, cleaned house adn everything LMAO

Sensible day? Don't know the meaning of it. I have 1 final tomorrow and need to study. Where am I? Looking at pictures, posters, and commenting. Duh!

Well.......when i comes to study....and NMM....NMM always wins :)

Hence the reason i had to work on my last essay till 5 a.m on the day it was due, when i'd had a month to do it :) lol

Good luck :) lol

LOL that's what I thought, he looks like he's trying really hard not to laugh

I wonder if the bodyguard is thinking about all the points he just scored with his wife tonight lol :)

Honey you had your arm around rob today?? *drags husband off to bedroom* LMAO

if he wasn't big, strong and properly trained to kick people butts, I'd so hit him in his smug face! LOL

Maybe if we gang up on him we can take him down together :)

That guy has the winning entry for best job in the world i think :) Unless of course he goes up against Rob's Masseuse :)

LMAO

I'm IN!
Let's take him DOWN!

Waheyyy I just show up and theres talks of taking down Rob's bodyguard?!

I'M IN!

Yeah well he touched Rob and didn't even have the decency to look sheepish or apologetic about it :)LOL

This man just pee'd in the wrong paddling pool LMAO

I love his cheeky grin though.
*brief thoughts about Team Rob's Bodyguard*

Umm yeah... peeing in the wrong paddling pool... let's get him!
Now Rob in a paddling pool would be good ;)

LMAO

My god you really can't say a word on this site without it turning into a kinky rob based scenario :) LOL

But yeah...i'm wanting to be in that paddling pool on a hot summer day :) LOL

No you can't. Theres just something about Rob that makes us think these things all the time. Its not our fault.

With a water balloon fight :)
Nothing better than a water balloon fight on a hot day, with Rob in underwear of course.
LOL

OMG

Water balloon fight with Rob in his underwear...............

*Nicky adds to useful dirty thoughts catalogue for dull days* LMAO

Good!!!!!!

We'll succeed or die in the attempt :) lol

HOW DARE HE TOUCH ROB :) LMAO

Battle cry: "FOR FORKS!"

YES !!! :) lol

I mean For Forks Sake....he crossed a line :) lol

im in 2!!! ok i work tha blue prints haha ;op
Lizzie

We will make him sorry he ever made that smug smirk on camera!

Damn right!!!!! :ogrrr lol
Lizzie

ok, I hold Rob while you all take the bodyguard down ;)
you think he's got his own masseuse?? *looks at the pics hopefully, drools, and starts preparing a CV* ;)

If he doesn't have his own masseuse then he should have!!!! :) lol

*applying to masseuse school or whatever the hell it's called* lol

ok I'm applying too... we can work in shifts ;)

It's probably best :) I need time for Michael too lol :)

I think he needs someone just to towel him off when he gets out of the shower. I call DIBS on that job!
Crap...there goes my mind again...

MAN! OK, then I call personal dresser...er... I get to put his clothes on, and take them off for bed!

god i call DIBS on goin in the shower with him hahhaha *wnk wink* lol ;op oh jeez dont i get maself worked up haha
Lizzie

Damn it....that was the job i wanted :(

Okay dibs on the job that comes after that....the rubbing him all over with coco butter to keep his skin baby soft :) LOL

So that means I get to be his personal trainer and make him sweat ;)

Dang, can this man not do anything for himself? Okay, I will (GLADLY) hold his uknowwhat for him when he has to go...What? SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT!

Okay....You guys can have all those other jobs, I will just take the position of LOVER that is vacant, yes I will take it and like it....**wink** LOL
Gee, I can't believe nobody called that one yet, you guys must be slipping. "Tsk, tsk" lol

Yeah, Can't think straight...pics of Rob do strange things to my brain...AND body...
Oh well, at least I have a Rob-job :(

I call a Foul.....

You can't have that one as it's NOT a job ;) lol

LMAO

Oh, there are plenty of jobs involved. Such very hard work too, but I think I will manage...

but you ladies have fun toweling him off and rubbing him down with lotions. I really do appreciate you getting him all ready for me!! ;)
LOL

WE never at any point said we wouldn't be taking advantage while we were working...........honestly when we hand him to you there will be nothing left for you to do but watch him sleep LMAO

Good point....

*making mental note to slip some caffeine pills in Pattinsons drink*

HAHAHHA! nothing like drugging him so I can have my way with him as well!! LMAO

um......i can assure you that by the time i'm finished with him.......caffeine will have no effect LMAO

....Oh, look over there. Is that the Sheen machine just getting out of the hot shower? My oh my, look at that water on his naked body. Oh and what a shame, it looks like his towel has been misplaced, and he is complaining of dry skin but needs help putting the lotion on - perhaps you should go over and help him with that before the others see... Don't worry, I will take care of Pattinson over here while you are gone. Take your time!!
LOL

STOP IT !!!!!!

You cant just keep throwing the Sheen machine in there every time you want rid of me :)

Oh Fork it...........have Rob....i'm off to help Mr Sheen with that dry skin :) *grins*

it's sooooo unfair!!!! I want to be a Rob's bodyguard too!

anyway, Rob looks perfect, obviously :)

LMAO

haha! from what we're seeing here, it seems that he's not going to blame anyone! shameless dude! :D

LOL! Definitely looks like he's going "you stay away from my Rob.... MY ROB!"

and "his Rob" seems to enjoy this A LOT (I bet he pretends that it's ME groping ;))

LMAO!!! So THAT's what he's saying there - "ahhhh, Joanna, where are you?"

hahaha yeah! you're so good at reading people's faces! :D
*applauds*

When I looked at that pic of course, I immediately went to Rob and slowly worked my way down :) As SOON as I got to those extra hands I was like WAIIIIT A MINUTE! Is he in danger or something? Doesn't really look like it...Do they hire female bodyguards LOL

Oooh, how I wish I were his body guard! Not like I'd be able to guard anything...but...

ohhh, i think there is one thing you can guard ;-) LMAO

LOL kim!! hell swoon is completely the right word, i think we could totally protect him from everyone, from ourselves now that may be a little more difficult!!! i think yours, jo,s and my plan would also work just aswell, we need to finish the details on that one LMAO!!!

LOL, was this the one where we cornered and locked him in a room...suddenly my mind is fuzzy...*steals a glance at the Rob pics*

LOL, no this is the one with the dark alley and the hay bales LMAO!!!!

Oh how could I have forgotten the haystack!!!

I'm glad he has a bodyguard he needed one but the bodyguard looks REALLY happy with his job.. I HATE THE BODYGUARD!!

Mmmmmmmmmmmm!

*throws iced coffee in garbage*

I. AM. WIDE. AWAKE.

Hey Honey :)

Me too :) lol

That 2 hour work out in the gym this morning is nothing compared to the heart rate i have now :) LMAO

LMAO!!!

Hey Nic!! :)

I completely understand! The official poster induced rapid panting and palpitations. Wow. AND I'm at work in a tiny lil' office, not good.
*breathes into paper bag*

I love your new name, btw. :D

I wanted to make sure everyone knew i'm SO team Sheen :) lol

I hate it when that happens at work :) People give you really odd looks :) lol

OMG!! I know!!! EVERY part of me is awake now!!!!!

TOO MUCH INFO ALERT :)

LMAO :) you just go get yourself in that cold shower!!!! lol

Already did...but it didnt help!!! LMAO!

and you mean ~EVERY~ part hehe ;op
Lizzie

Lizzie :) You a naughty girl.....your posts are SHOCKING :)

You put women on this site twice your age to shame :) LMAO

hahaahhaa u no u love me nicnix mwahahahaha so evil :op i no im to good to be true lol
Lizzie
p.s. thanx for the compliment haha

THANK GOD HE DOESN'T SPARKLE. He's gorgeous and Edward Cullen has NOTHING on him. He's radiant and just stunning. His smile is prettier than the sunshine...

Love his shirt! Suits him a lot. He's looking goooooooooodddd!

Good Morning, It's a good thing they finally got Rob a bodyguard, well I honestly wouldn't mind guarding that body, I do it for free my friends. Now I heard Paris Hilton I hope Mr Guard does not allow Miss Hilton to give Rob any drinks, she may just slip something in there....

God we got to keep Paris fr Rob, lol
He belongs to us, fans ..
to kristen .. *robsten!* ...
to his family and friends,
to himself...
to the girl he's going out with ..

OMG!! he's finally got new nice looking shoes!!
the fans at cannes must've been very wild cause the bodyguard looks like he's ready to pick him up tuck him under his arm and run for the hills. LOL

Hot Damn, my day is now complete!!

whatta cutie!

mmmmmmmm yummeeeeeeeee i agree!!! god *drool* god he is H-O-T!!!! sizzlin hot!! this has just ruined any concentration for ma exams *mmmm day dreams while drooling* ily rob!!! hehe ;op
Lizzie

I know Lizzie i am meant to be studying for my finals too but now my concentration is officially ruined!!! i was in cannes two summers ago and would love to be there again right now, what a beautiful man!!

lol i sero think rob is my country haha well at least i wish!!! who's up for robert pattinson country ( i no im 110% there hehe)!!??!?!! *day dreams* wat i could get up to there!!! *wink wink* *nudge nudge* wat i would do if i was rob's body guard... oh god i think ill stop there tho i have a bilogy exam in 2 days so... hahaha ;op
Lizzie

Mmmmm He's so yummy!!!

Y - U - M - M - Y !!!!

delicious!!!!!!

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

here's more pics:

http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2009/05/photoc...

wow those r alot of cameras!
he looks a bit nerves i think

i'd say he was hating it!!!! poor robby :(

LOVE 'em! Thanks! He looks so cute and shy taking pics... but at least he looks happy! :)

umm whats with the guy holding onto him!! obviously he cannot resist.. cant blame him.. god his bloody gorgeous

maybe he was a lil drunk?

Maybe he was a little high too!!!

drrrooolll......lol....his bodyguard!!

H-E-L-L-O NURSE! i mean Rob!

he`s tooo cute !!! =D

OH! Thank you for this beautiful start to my day!
Yummy!

Ew...Swooning over Rob? *pukes* No offense to anyone who likes him though LOL

excuse moi!!!! that's a federal crime.. lol just joking, but if you fail to see why our breath is taken away by a mere picture of robert, then you should visit your local cinema on 20th of november.....

None taken :)

I'm sure you're completely gorgeous yourself :)

LOL that's ok... less competition for us Rob girls :D

Thats right.....leave Rob to us!!!

**slamming fists on table**
BLASPHEMY!!!

...okay, that is the third time I have had to leave that comment in regards to Pattinson and it is really starting to p!ss me off!!! LOL :)

Wow, Effing_ YOu have all KINDS of imaginary "friends"
Now, who is this Pattinson that you speak of? A "friend" of this Rob or Edward?

*Looks around, casually*
(you distract her, I'll call the funny farm)
LOL

I like the imaginary ones, they aren't nearly as annoying as the real ones. At least when they irritate me, I can just banish them in a puff of smoke, but the real ones...I just have to put up with them. *rolls eyes* so annoying. LOL

Call the funny farm, I dont care!!
"screaming while waving fist in the air" THEY WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! HAHAHAHA *eyes twitching with crazed look**

HE IS SUCH A RIDE!!!!!

A ride indeed!!! *drool* haha lol ;op
Lizzie

I personally thought Rob was adorable since I first saw him in Goblet of Fire, so I have no complaints seeing more of him lol

Ditto!

swoon...sigh...faint

Good Morning Girls! There were so many comments on the poster post that I decided to leave my comment here. LOL. Yes! I don't make sense. Ok so what do I think of the NM poster? I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! Even though we can’t see Jacob shirtless the poster as a whole came out really good! Very artistic! I love it!

i like it a lot too! it's now my desktop background =)

HOT HOT HOT :)))

Yes Rob is beautiful...but Taylor is the one that takes my breath away!!!!

Taylor IS hot, but i do not think Rob is beautiful... 8D

finnaly he got a bodygaurd,but i think the guy is taking his job quite litrelly lol ,but who can blame him i would do the same luckey guy he gets to garb rob and get paid for it too .

So Sexy!!

I hope he doesn't come back with a Tan! We still have Italy scenes Rob!!

Also I read last night that Rob was scene talking with Paris Hilton at a boat party last night. Oh if its true I hope he had "protection" LOL

Did Rob go alone to Cainnes? No KS or Taylor?

they're still filming..rob's all alone...that's how we like it lol

Actually there's no reason for Kristen and Taylor to be there. Rob is there to promote and find investors for "Remember me" and not because of New Moon. It seems they are really trying to advertise that movie. I was hoping though his leading lady will be there with him...but it seems they didn't cast her yet.

Noooooo he's got a bodyguard... now he's going to turn into the rest of the mindless celebrities... joyous...

Um......that's a bit harsh.....i think he needs one!!!!!

Have you not seen the bleeding tattooed screaming nut jobs????

Would you not want protection, or would you just leave your nuts out there for everyone to grab??

lol

Rob...nuts....grab......mind starts wandering again!!!!! LMAO!

Hahaha...iloverob...great minds think alike ;)

LMAO!!!!!!! Dirty minds think alike. :D

They absolutely do!!!! I love it!!! :)

thats a good "nut" analogy lol

LMAO

Me n my little vampire squirrel eddie here are sensitive about nuts :)

Apparently so is Rob.....LOL

Well he should be LOL

For all we know he carrying the means of producing a new race of super hot and talented human beings :) LOL

LMAO! bleeding tattooed screaming nut jobs.... EXCELLENT!! Exactly why he needs one. It's not like he just walks around with him for the heck of it... if people weren't chasing him 24/7 he's still be waltzing about like he used to, enjoying his privacy, chillaxin with the homies.... but nooooooooooooooooooo.....

LMAO

God i just realised i mentioned nuts twice in that post :) lol

The good kind and the bad LMAO

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

haha lol the only thing he need protection from is me!!!! not that he wants to be protected from me... hehe ;op
Lizzie

Grab...Rob's...nuts....*THUD*

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

*smacks forehead*

Ooops i did it again lol

You can't say anything around here :) lol

my god he's looking more edible than ever!!! and i aboslutly LOVE the crooked smile he's sporting in the airport photos.
Now Rob, as I've said before if you get tired of all the stalker fans/paparazzi (tsk tsk) you can always come back to my place, we'll lie in a hamock, drink margarihtas and bring edward and bella's honeymoon to life....just sayin'..... ;)

i love when people put "swoon"! cracks me up! i picture everyone holding there hands to their chest and gazing at Rob...lol. you guys are great =)

That's exactly what i'm doing :) He's tempted me away from team Sheen for one day :)

*swoon* LMAO

haha! it's ok to leave sheen for one day ;-)

It's just a little Rob fling tho :) I miss my Sheen Machine LOL

*sigh*

oh god we do way way more then just *swoon* haha ;op
Lizzie

**hiding in tree watching you, making a note in my "twifan89" notebook: she likes when people "swoon"**

I will stalk you again later to see if I can get anymore vital information out of your posts. lmao

LMFAO...you found me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

of course...What kind of stalker would I be if I couldn't? Good thing I have mad ninja skillz to make me a better stalker. You never seen me coming!!!

**triumphant laugh** HAHAHAHAHA!!!

lmao

He is absolutely gorgeous as always.. question though... What is with the necklace that he has on? There a story there and I want to know LOL~

I know.... he does need one... but he shouldnt have to need one... I wish all the crazy fans would jst leave him alone... I mean if i saw him in the street i wouldnt even go up to him, cos I would want him to be able to live his life without ppl bothering him all the time... and the thing is.... with the fans bothering him and chasing him... they are just being stupid because that has driven him to get a bodyguard so now they definitely have no chance of getting near him! stupid, psycho fans haha...

But, no i know he needs one... I just feel that once celebs get bodyguards, they kinda lose all normality... now he's not so 'normal' to me if you get me, even tho I mean hey he's hardly normal in any sense :) lol

I get you.
It is sad... :(

such a cutie!

OMG WHAT IS HE DOING.??????......he really wants to kill us....well mission acomplished *S-W-O-O-N*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you look more gorgeous than eva baby *dies*

OMG! I bow down for hottness!

I'm on my knees!!!!!!! *WINK*

oh god too funny but im right there with u hun *wink wink* and a little *nudge nudge* mwahahahha so evil lol ;op
Lizzie

LOL!!!

seriously, this man is so sexy! I think he looks like a younger, hotter, sexier Hugh Grant in one of these pics.

His bodyguard is also becoming quite famous!

OMG!!! What an awesome way to start the morning!!!!

I can't tell you what Rob does to me........my heart just melts!!! I don't think I can breathe!!!! Rob, I need mouth to mouth baby!!!!

I love him sooooo freaking much!!!

Actually, his mouth on any part of me........

BACK OFF SCANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O no you didnt ....go give mouth to mouth to your boss and back off my Rob.....Damn woman he just got to paris.....and he needs his rest after what We did on the plane...two words...mouth full !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

LOL...there you are RobRocks...a Rob post just isn't the same without you around...we were all getting worried about you...how was the flight to Cannes?

Lets just say the plane almost crashed.....The pilot thought they were being attacked...but it was Us the whole time......IT ROCKED LMAO

LOL...Sounds like Mr. Pattinson is now an official member of the mile high club thanks to you ;)
You should be ashamed for corrupting him like that!

O Im not ashamed and neither is he........ The plane was Rocking girl.........LMAO

Oh... is that why he has a big grin on his face? Okay, nevermind ashamed ... you make us PROUD!

She's not ashamed for corrupting him...LOL!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

Oh yes I did!!!! All over the place....before he left for Cannes!!!! And I got more than a mouthful...if you know what i mean!!! LMAO!

Ahh...looking incredible as always...Good morning Mr. Pattinson :)

YOU'RE TOO HOT FOR THIS WORLD, ROB. *-*
<333

effortless gorgeous...rob looking hot as always !!

Is it just me or is he looking really pretty god damn buff in the pictures where he only has the T-shirt on :)

I think someone has been working out LOL :) Yummy

mmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and nicnix ur team sheen now u traitor get the hell away from rob!!!!! im about to get ma robdog on you!!!!! *woof woof* ;op
Lizzie

It's ok Libby........

If i ever meet Rob i'm gonna say please please please give me Sheen's phone number and put in a good word for me :) lol

My heart belongs to Sheen.....my body to Rob only as long as it takes to get another Sheen post up :) lol

he dresses up NICELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (but I'll take him however they serve him up, dirty, clean, messy,straighlaced, sruffy......ahhhh)

oh my gosh! what a smile! wow! rob's smile really made my day! i love it!

I am really going to miss you people this weekend!!!! Taking a trip to Scottsdale AZ with friends - hoping to "run into" Stephenie Meyer! ;) LOL...
This site cracks me up - you people kill me!

I know I couldnt be his bodyguard, it would never work out, but.....to be the hands of his bodyguard, hmmmmm..wishful thinking *swoon*

I love you Rob!!!!! :)

*giggle, giggle, swoon.........thud*

god indies dont get us started hahaha lol ;op
Lizzie

hahaha!

Sorry, I'm only human, sometimes I just cant help myself. LOL

ok then ill let u go hehe :op
Lizzie

Hmm......ermm........wow........ugh........oh my........ahh

Ok its official this guy leaves me speechless!

Is anyone else downloading the pics? some of the are HQs(poster size) :O.....you know it... one of my rooms is gonna be a shrine LOL...luckily hubby is traveling for a week...will have to take em down when he gets home...i hope his trips get delayed until after may 31st LMAO!!!

Definitely downoaded a ton of them already.
Eventually we will have so much Rob paraphenalia in our houses we will be having conversations with our husbands & children somewhat like this "look, I've gone over and over the numbers, and we just don't have room for all of us, one of you has to go, I'll let you discuss it amongst yourselves to decide"

LMAO! I know...so true!

LOL LOL LOL LOL...I am SO having that conversation soon as Its getting harder and harder for me to have "alone time with Rob" aka stalking Rob 24/7 on the internet LMAO ...oh well hubby can go to the neighbors to use the net..and hubby NOT allowed to take the laptop either LOL......

LMAO!!!

Yes, hubby gave me a list of things to do today...think he was trying to hint at Robstalking taking too much time...I got so mad at him I'm not doing any of them! HA! How dare he take me away from Rob! LOL

Ok, don't forget to breathe!! OMG, I just started hyperventilating looking at those pics, can the man look any more gorgeous???? I think NOT!! Holy crap he is just too darn beautiful!!!!

GOSH!... i'm like dying here... you should be illegal boy...

Rob's looking as hot as ever..

Wow! So yummy and so far away!!! :(

He is far away, but the way he gets me going I am pretty sure my tongue can reach even from the US. LOL

Speaking of tongues...

OK so the poster left me.....ahh........less than satified....but these pics are doing it........again thanks Rob for saving what would have been a very boring day in cubicle hell!!! *muhwah*.....if it weren't for those delicious eyes, hair, body.................uhm...........where was I going with this?!?!?!....oh ya......thanks Rob!!! *kisses screen while no one is looking*

Just as well your in a cubicle LMAO

At work i sit with everyone facing me lol It gets me in trouble a lot LOL

OMG! I would have been fired by now or at the very least forced to sit through "sexual harrassment" training again........like there's anyone here worth harassing. Rob definitely has refined my tastes in men.....*big grin*

Taking Rob as a benchmark means almost no other man is worth harassing LOL

The man has runied our lives really :) But in a very enjoyable way :) LOL

I can honestly say I've crossed the sanity line here. I have stared at
stories and pics of this guy all day!!! I was 10min late to a meeting due to
it....really either this site has to space these out a bit or I need
intervention......*hysterical laugh*

Well lets do anything rash (like interventions) here :) Just let the site space the news out LMAO

a short video of rob's photocall in cannes is posted in twicrack addict :)

http://twicrackaddict.blogspot.com/

Thanks! I love that website...the video of Edward & Bella gets me going every time...gotta go take cold shower.

Rob is currently/just been interviewed by the British journalist, she is twittering about him (emmaincannes) , and an interview should be on the GMTV site tomorrow. She had lunch near him and 'loads of screaming girls'. Poor guy.

I wish those screaming girls mothers would reign them in! I don't know who can reign in the screaming mothers though... ;)

NO one can controls us not even our hubbys....shhhhhhhhhh lol

Uh oh, let's hope Paris hilton can keep her hands off him this time.

O...M...G!! I can't even go there!!!!!

I swear if she so much as touches him with her skanky boney hand i'll strangle her with one of her 50,000 headbands!

Clare damn *shivers*...Paris stay away!!!!

Maybe that's way he has a bodyguard now, to keep her as far away from him as possible

Seriously though, I am glad to see he finally has a bodyguard with him...I was getting a little worried about him. Wouldn't want any part of him to get hurt :)

Hey, where's Robrocks? Shouldn't she be beating us off of Rob by now? Especially with all the ahhh..... "nut" references.....hmmmm....sleeping in again. :)

Yeah, I was wondering that myself...let's just enjoy the freedom of speech while it lasts LOL

hmmmmm do you think it was finally too much and she's on the floor in a little ball drooling...........we should have given her a life alert necklace......what kind of friends are we really!!! LOL

She's probably still licking her screen. Should be done in a few hours...LOL

O-M-GGGGGGGGGOSHHHH!!!!!! Looking at his NEW pics.. JUST GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH... He IS absolutely GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D

Good God almighty, Pattinson has supersized his sexiness in that pic on the left....OMG, the pants - they are slightly clinging in all the right places!!! lol

aaahhhh....Pattinson, you are making me CRAZY!!

***panting then faints from lack on oxygen**

Join the club we are ALL going INSANE...yeap he's determined to give us heart attacks....geez wait until I have breakfast at least lol....

Oh my goodness! Wow, he is hotter than HOT!!! He is so sexy - look at all those reporters tripping over themselves....! LOL

Look at the picture with all the photographers in it!! I would be terrified if that was me. He looks so lonely. :o(
Mentally gives Rob a warm hug.

Here is another video of Ro-bare as the call him i n cannes lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rjYe4heInw

OMG watch the video of him in Cannes that was posted above... blogspot or something website... that bodyguard just CANNOT keep his hands off him ;)

can't get enough of yummyliscious rob ?

more photos...http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/robert-pattinson-cannes-stud-213569/#blog

Hey has anyone else noticed that he has a leather pendant / necklace on in both pics? A birthday present from Kristen perhaps? A bit Aragorn + Eowyn = Evenstar???.

Has anyone else noticed the necklace / pendent around his neck in both pics? A birthday gift from Kristen? If so it is very Aragorn + Eowyn = Evenstar. Ahhh Young Love :)

Of course Rob looks gorgeous, how could you expect anything less?

One question: What the heck does the bodyguard thinks he doing?! He's clearly taking advantage of Rob and Rob is enjoying it way too much!

is it just me or is he getting hotter and hotter? lol look and the guard!

Oh it is definatly not just you! lol

My day is now complete!! Rob is looking HOTTTER then ever, ummmm that gaurd is like holding him so tight, hehe

My day is complete, Rob is looking HOTTER then ever, ummm buyt yea that guard is holdiing on rob for his life..hehe

My beautiful Rob...what can I say? You are too gorgeous for human words! Please come back to the U.S. soon!

Rob... is gorgeous, I love his smile, and his eyes... OMG... hi's perfect... I love everything about him... this pics make my day perfect, I was needed this.

He is absolute PERFECTION!!!! This has made my day :)

Robert is growing on me, but i must not lust .... lol ...

I'm just loving his hair now, it's starting to get to that length that is just sooo sex on him!! Too bad they're almost done shooting New Moon (exept for the Italy scenes) because I feel this is the length his hair should be in order for it to look like it did in Twilight (the perfect Edward hair)

Btw, vistit www.popsugar.com/3168990 There's a video from the photo shoot in Cannes and Rob's smiles just makes you melt!! =)

I wouldn't normally post links with videos of him beeing hounded by the pappz, but I feel it's ok to watch something like this, because this is actually him doing his job, but I don't like the videos with him beeing chased in airports and things like that.

Holy molly!!! I need help now-can't get through the rest of my day at work....

He's lookin' good! Its nice to see him outside his normal dingies. And that guard.... I've never wanted to trade places with a man for a day so badly.... well, actually.... *thinking of little ashes*, yeah... I have. Rob must bring it out in me! lol Seriously tho, he looks good, not so glumy or stressed. That's nice.

Rob in a suit and with decent shoes on for once, be still my beating heart, yum, yum

He looks to be wearing some new clothes and is looking a bit tidier than his usual scruffiness, even though I like it. Bet his Mum had a go at him when she was over last week about looking scruffy. Although can you imagine if he's staying in hotels and sends clothes to the laundry they probably mysteriously disappear.

lmao I never looked at it in that point of view. I bet it would be abit hard to have clothes done. He's must travel light since it looks like he only keeps like 1 pair of pants, 3 shirts, 1 hoodie, and acouple of button ups with him. hhmm... wonder what the undie situation is..... boxer, briefs, or....hhmmm

Finally I get to see him in something other than a tshirt..not that I mind. He rocks that polo shirt for sure and it looks sexy as hell on him!! That smile...*swoon*...that hair...*swoon*...that body...*more than swoon*!!!!! The things I could do to this man!

Swoon is an understatement! My God! He is just so darn handsome!

Why is taht guy holdin his waist? anyway, he looks georgeous!!

O.M.G............ok now that i've just restarted my heart i have to say he's so damn gorgeous, astonishing, mesmerizing, dazzling, tempting, impossibly beautiful @.@.. i'm running out of adjectives and the ones i use don't make him the slightest justice!!!!...i don't know if it's just me, but i've just discovered that every time i see pictures of him (which is very often *wink* wink*) i tend to lean my head to a side... that would xplain the torticollis i think hahahhah

great pics :D

... And yet another Rob-waist-grabbing body guard picture!! Arggg... that smiley body guard... I wish I could take his place but then again I wouldn't do that great of a job due to my inability to keep my hands to myself in his presence and *sighs* damn it... lucky man!!
My sparkly vampire is GORGEOUS... nobody can grab their hair like my sweetie pie and make it look just as sexy as he ONLY can... NOBODY... hehe...

I love you ROB!!!

rob is the sexiest man in the world.
I LOVE YOU ROB!!!

sheeesh, Rob! can you tone it down with your HOTNESS?! (LOL JK!) i didn't get ANY WORK done today bc of you...
*whew* finally @ home so i can enjoy these gorgeous pics...

hey does anyone know-- what is Rob's necklace? i see he wears it all the time. just wondering what it is?