Why is it every time I see a picture of this man my brain starts questioning, "Why can't he just be mine???" I just want to take him home and keep him there, FOREVER! Sorry, had to spill that this morning!

it's the same for me...and I think it's totally insane :D
and I hate everyone who can share something directly with him. am I crazy? probably yes. I'm trying to convince myself that he's just a beutiful guy, just one of many...but I can't...I think it's because I'm totally addicted to Edward's character...even though Rob isn't Edward, by now, when I think about Edward I see Rob's face. is it insane? yes, it is.

anyway, I'm wondering why Rob always wears sunglasses. I like him with sunglasses, he's soooo fashion! but I love his eyes too! and I can't see it... :(

I feel you abou tthe insane part! I'm different though, I could care less who he played in a movie...Edward Schmedward...I just want Rob.

*starts getting pelted by stones*

I understand...Rob is so lovely...so sexy.........and I know it doesn't matter the role he plays in a film, but currently the two things are the same in my mind. I can't help it. I'm in love with both of them :D and it's soooooo insane.

I'm wondering if I can go in Montepulciano (I'm italian) to have the opportunity to meet someone of the cast. It would be funny! and Rob? what will I do if I meet Rob? I can't think about it! probably I'll be unable to speak something consistent...first of all because I have already a lot of problem to write in correct english...so, in front of Rob, I think I'll be very unable to hit a normal speech...anyway, I hope to go in Montepulciano! I can't waste this opportunity!

My brain has the same reaction...and then some! LOL

You dont even want to know how my body reacts! LOL

Ahem, I can't share how my body reacts here...LOL

LMAO! Me neither. :)

LMAO :)

I'm sure we can all guess ;)

Poor guy, he never stops.

lol got to love the guy

I feel your pain! lol

LOL - sorry, not funny.... life is so unfair sometimes.... sigh.

well I understand you perfect xD

its ok we understand!!!!! hehe
and...he cant be yours when his MINE woman.....How many times do I have to remind you? BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

LMAO

why can't you Rob girls share like us Wolf girls....you're so possessive!!

It's just the way she is. I don't worry TSH, I know who he really belongs to...himself, and I wish it were me, but I know it's not. *pouts* I hate Mondays! But Rob makes them so much better!

HEHE HI KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

*****happy dance******

awww Kim....keep the dream alive...he belongs to you!!

Yes I had me some Taylor to make my Monday more appeasing!

No, it's a bad day...reality check kicked in...*sobs harder*

aww Kim don't cry...

here's some new Rob pics I found yesterday they might help you smile :-)

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/05/photo...

Thanks for the pics TSH, they're a nice pick me up *grins*

oh I new you would like!! ;-)

lov your new pic........
Does that mean I can grab the old one and run off with it? ;-P

keep your mitts off my stuff woman! :D

Yes Rob def makes mondays much much much better!!! LOL

I think the entire twi guys just make life better LOL

Dont feel bad!!! I feel the exact same way!!!!! It's painful sometimes!!!! But I can't help feeling the way I do about him!!!!!

it is only one guy tho i love him to and we cant all have him and he isent fit like taylor i love rob did u know he reads these he hears everything we say we should all be scared what he is thinking

I dont care that he isnt as fit as Taylor, that's fine with me!! I still think he's beautiful!!!

If he does read this.....then I would like for him to know that I love him!!!! I think he an extremely talented actor and musician!!! And I would love to love him!!!

But somehow, I dont think he really reads these comments....i dont think he would have the time!!!

Kimber... I was saying the same thing to myself..you are not alone

Thanks...nice to know I'm not the only crazy person screaming in her mind!

LOL no questions in my brain... just r-rated exclamations :D

ha ha same here...then I think OME it's another Lainey picture...poor Rob... I wonder if she's going to Italy to stalk him there too.

I hope so!!! Ok, well...only a little!!!

You're not alone.

He makes my heart do the funniest things ever!

Holy hotness! Could he be any more perfect?? *drools and falls off chair onto the floor*

Hey...*poke *poke *poke... are you ok? Oh you have a big smile on your face... you must be doing fine..Have fun!

She's still not moving... but I'm sure her Robert induced coma is better than anything else going on today. :)

LMAO!!

Well.............................he could be naked in this shot.......

but maybe i'm just being greedy LMAO

Rob... naked... !!

Two words I should never hear at work! *runs out of office*

Sorry lol

For me those 2 works belong together - always :) LMAO

It's like hot chocolate and marshmallows - great on their own...so much better together :) lol

aww, now I want chocolate and marshmallows...AND Rob naked!

3 things that belong together now :)

Cold winter night.....and only some hot rob, choc and melted marshmallows to keep you warm :) lol

Well that and the log fire in the isolated cabin LMAO

Just give me Rob's marshmallows.......LOL!!!!

Mmmmm...Rob's marshmallows!

Exactly!!!! I bet they taste yummy!!!!

OMG Rob's Marshmallows!!! *Faints*

*stops breathing* Marshmallows...ROB? OMG!!!!

they give you that warm tingly feeling!!!

ROFLMAO

I can just imagine want you want to do to Rob's marshmallows!

LMAO

Very specific marshmallows - partially melted after floating in creamy hot chocolate :) That way they stick to the skin when you're throwing them around :) *wink*

Well i've never been able to seperate food and sexual thought LOL

LOL, you ladies sure know how to get a girl worked up over marshmallows!! I will never be able to look at them the same again!!

You guys put images in my head for so many foods now that I can't look or ever have, hot dogs, popsicles, creme eggs and not marshmallows without some lewd thought coming through my mind!

Whatever will it be next!

You don't have a vibrating edward in your purse do you? LMAO!!!

OOOOOOO.... NOM NOM NOM NOM....

Rob Pattinson...naked ... and ... sweaty
*FAINTS* (again)

Sweaty??!! Who said sweaty..Naked..sweaty..naked..swe.._________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Um are you okay? Just breath deep and think CLEAN thoughts...

I think she flatlined...GET THE CRASH CART!!!

Cause of death: Rob Pattinson Overdose

hey maybe Carlisle can still save her ;)

LOL

Maybe it would just be better to move your PC onto the floor :) You'll be safe from Rob related fainting accidents then :)

Rob......naked................i think i just pulled a muscle in my brain LOL

Yes, moving PC to floor right now! Much shorter distance to fall. Thank You!

I cant put mine on the floor they would all be looking at me funny at the office..not they arent already since I keep falling over..LOL!!

LOL... My kids don't recognize me anymore unless I am in front of the PC on the nmm site...how sad (sad for them...HAPPY for me!) :)

Just do what i do :)

Stick a picture of yourself to the fridge :) That way they find food too and are pretty much self sufficient LMAO

Tell them it's a legal requirement to accomodate staff with disabilities :)

And we ALL have one big one :) lol

Hey Nic you know what will be your ultimate fantasy? one side a naked Rob the other, a naked Sheen. I'm bad I know.

*nicky raises hand*

Please may i have a whole naked Rob AND a whole naked Sheen :) LOL

I've been a good girl ;) I deserve it :)

lol yes and I think now you have replaced creme eggs with marshmallows! You have a way of linking lewd thought to food! You know I'm not going to be able to enjoy my hot chocolate and marshmallows without something else coming to mind now!! Though I want Taylors marshmallows! LOL

lol, I just pulled a muscle somewhere else!! LMAO

Ouch ;) I hate it when you pull that one LMAO

I'll send Rob right over to rub that pulled muscle...
*looks over shoulder for RobRocks again*
I really am asking for it today ;)

*nicky mumbles her response into her key board instead of typing it....beacuse she doesn't want banned from NMM*

But it invloved a lot of detailed suggestions for him on the best way to relieve pulled muscle LMAO

Yeah Rob rocks is going to give you a wuppin :) lol

Rob naked?? OK WHAT DID I MISS? :D

um.......... i let my perveted thoughts loose again *ashamed*

But i just wanted to point out that any picture of Rob fully clothed....is in fact not perfect :) But it could be *wink*

You finished your book then?

LMAO

YAY to perverted thoughts then! ;D
I have a perfect pic of Rob in my r-rated mind... ;)

yeah, book's finished and I'm back and naughty! :D

Totally greedy...he's actually outside in sunlight Nic...no need to wish for more *heavy sigh*

I've thought it over :)

No i definately want more ;) LMAO

Now you've done it!!! Putting together Rob and Naked!!! OMG!!! There are going to be a lot of us in coma's now!!! LMAO!!

very great =)). And Where 's Kris,now? I''m very very happy when they 're together =)). Beautifulllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

Caught me. :) I did inform him we, or he was going to start having "edward hair". Just rolled his eyes. I must say, he is a pretty good sport about the whole thing. :)

Damn it Rob....you sexy beast!!!!! The things you do to me!!!! More like the things I want you to do to me!!!! Love you!!!!!

Oh I was trying to avoid those thoughts today (of what I really want to do to him) and just focus on my sorrow, but you're making that quite difficult!

LOL!!! When it comes to Rob....those are the only thoughts I have *WINK*

I suppose me too, most days! Today is just crap though, but I'll go look at the pics again and start to melt!

Here...our man made it to France!!!

http://twicrackaddict.blogspot.com/2009/05/robe...

LOL...I just sent that to Will about 10 mins ago!

He looks good...but I have one questions...where is Peter??!! LOL

Ask and you shall receive!!!!

http://www.lionandlamblove.org/gallery/displayi...

LOL...I have to get Jenny out the picture somehow!! That should be me goddamit ME!!!

LMAO!!! We can fix that....nothing photoshop can't take care of!!!!!!!!!

LOL

I don't want just photoshop I want the man...nothing good ever happens to me!!

*sits in the corner and weeps*

Awwwww! Don't cry!!! He IS yours!!!!

Yay, I'm so happy he landed safely!!

those thoughts cannot be avoided! ;)

LMAO!!! I was tryin to keep clean thoughts, well you just ruined that!!! ROFLMAO!!!

Clean is boring!!!! :) I like it dirty...just like Rob!!! LMAO!

exactly boring is out the picture he is much more nice dirty

The security at the airport should just arrest this man, looking that good should be illegal.
Well just wait for news from Cannes, and Rob in a tux, Put warning labels just in case.

LOL :-) I totally agree! I wonder if he is going to see some movies when he's in Cannes or if he's only there to promote Summit's movies.... They could not have better PR than him there in the flesh - the buyers will be swarming Summit! Especially if they are LADY buyers... poor Rob.

*taking huge breathe*
aahhh, having fresh pics of him in the morning wakes up parts of my body that coffee never could. LOL

Man....he is just.......wow. lol

yes, can't think of a better way to start off my week!

Yeah with chest pains cuz that man is so fine and not mine..................*sobs*

Mine is stomach pain...anxiety maybe that he'll find someone else!! *sobs with you*

OMG Kimberlina my friend were have you been?
*sobs*
Yeah lets just you and I head to a pub to cry and sing.....
LLorar y llorar y llorar
*spanish mexican song must only be sang if your wasted and depress*
:-P

LOL! I'm there with you at the pub, had a rough weekend, sorry. Having a rough Monday too but at least I can escape for an occasionaly 15 minutes to NMM.org

LOL....
So what do you do to put them back to sleep? View pics of wolf pack?

No, I just let them be. It is best if those parts are not awake at all times, nothing but trouble ensues when they are brought out of slumber by such sexiness. LOL

It amazing.....he looks almost the same in every single shot lately :) Right down to the clothes :)

And we never never get bored of looking at the pictures :) LOL

The man has a gift :) i wonder how sales of black jeans are doing :) lol

Yeah, I going to buy my husband some black jeans this week! LOL

I'm looking into that and a nice black and white checked shirt for my husband :) Hmmmm what to do about the hair now????? LMAO

Yeah, I don't think my husband will consent to wearing a Rob Pattinson wig. Black jeans maybe but the wig is a dealbreaker!

Damn it :)

What ever happen to love, honour and obey :) lol

LOL
it go's out the freaken window every time I get a glimps of Rob thats what happens!

LMAO!

I know right!!!! LOL!

Significant has black jeans but *sigh* not the same.......He needs longer legs :)

hmmmm....

Well as long as you keep him lying down it wont spoil the image too much LOL

* goes into bedroom to look*...*sigh*...no, still not doing it......hmmmm he kinda looks like he belongs in the pack though...........*smile* be back later...:)

Have fun :)

Ain't nothin wrong with a man of the pack :) lol

Trust me, my husband has long legs but even so still not even close :(

I really wouldn't change a single thing in him,he's as close to perfection as a guy can be.

Awwwww waking up to Rob in the morning....can it get any better than that....*smile*...hmmm I suppose waking up next to Rob in the morning would be better but this will do for now....*kissing screen once again*

Rob, I hope you have a great time in Cannes and that Summit lightens up a bit on the schedule so you can go home and mom can do your laundry and restock your suitcase.....*muhwah*

I hope they don't work him too hard :) They seem to want their pound of flesh from him don't they :)

Yes Rob in the morning (or afternoon here) LOL Hey, any old time of day works for me :) lol

I travel for work so I know that look he's wearing. That is definitely "drained pale traveller look". He probably doesn't need the vampire make-up anymore......Still to work this hard and still look that good says alot for the gene pool there. Mrs Pattinson should have had more sons. ;)

Yes, Mrs. Pattinson definitely should have had more sons...or
*whispering* maybe Rob and I could give her some grandsons!
*Looks over shoulder for RobRocks*

RR is going to hunt you for that comment. LMAO

I know, I know...*hiding in the corner*

I think that even with the same parents :) That gene combination would never never happen again :)

And poor poor brothers....if you looked like crap and your brother was the hottest man in the universe :) LMAO

There you go with more words that should not be used along with Robs name.. "work him hard".."flesh"...

Yeah, a very long list is in the works! Remotely sexually explicit words and Robs name tend to generally be a dangerous idea! :)

We don't have the book yet. LOL

I know :)

I read my comment and then had to tip my bottle of water over my head...


Rob......flesh.......naked .........chocolate ........working him hard .......LMAO

Damn the dicionary :) my mission today is to find a word that does not lead to sexual thoughts about Rob :) lol

already tried...there aren't any (for me anyways)

ROTF i just did a little experiment to see if i could find something that would not give me a sexual image of Rob - i shut my eyes, opened the book i'm reading right now to a random page and picked a random sentence :) The sentence was -

'I stood in the room beside him and watched him sleep' LMAO

I have to go and make myself a coffee LOL Someone up there is telling me i have a problem :) lol

I think we all have a "problem"
Hi my name is i_like_em_sparkly and I'm a Robaholic

LOL :)

When you say my name is i_like_em_sparkly.............i think they'll guess what you are :) LOL

Brilliant name by the way :)

thanks...they say the first step is admitting you have a problem ;)

I like to think of the first step as 'enjoying having the problem' LOL

Then you admit it later lol :) lol

hahah
Sounds like a great idea. We all should try it when having a Rob over load
I'm reading a book of a sadistic little monster 'tick tock'
Sure I wont find any sexyness here.
Hmmm? Makes me wonder what yor reading?
Sounds yummy :-P

I was reading the lovely bones :) since its about death i though i'd be safe............... lol

Crap - even the title is enough though..........

hmmmmmm..........Robs lovely Bone.............em i mean bones.......

LMAO

Ok I actually layed my head on
the desk just to lmao
nothing gets past you does it?
Is there a line in that book that says
"He turned and ran for his life"
cuz I just read it in mine lol
page 103

LOL i cant see that on page 103 - but i just checked 103 and this is what i found -

"she pouted, she kissed, she smiled wide as if she too had had a cocktail, she looked down and pretended to pray like a good girl, but cocked one eye up to see how she looked being good"

YEAH BABY LMAO :)

Stop already woman!!

I cant :) It's a sickness :) Like a fever.........the kind you have to sweat out :)

LMAO

Excuseme IWANTTOBESPARKLY2
Hi how are you doing...lol
can you do me a favor lol can you please send this message to Nicky cuz she ran out of Reply boxes lmao
WTHALE r you reading girl???
OMG I could totally see my self changing the names of the characters and putting Rob and Brunie in there place.
hahaha sounds awsome I want to read it!!!

WTHALE r you reading girl???

OMG I could totally see my self changing the names of the characters and putting Rob and Brunie in there place.

hahaha sounds awsome I want to read it!!!
Message from:ilovemasochists

IGot your message LOL

I told you :) I can't get away from Rob related sexual thoughts lol :) the book i'm reading is supposed to be quite depressing as it's about someone who died........but on any page in any book...there will be a line that takes you right back to Rob :) LMAO

oh rob! just... just perfect! so perfect! period!

And his cousin is funny. It would have been great if 2 hours later, someone would have carried in a life-size cardboard cut-out of Rob and she'd say, "He's here" and pretended to hold a conversation with it. They probably would have killed her at that point though.
LOL

HA!! That would have been GREAT!

I would totally have done something like that, if I weren't afraid for my life of near-crazy fans ripping me to shreds from the disappointment. But then again, I could use the cardboard Rob as a shield.

LOL

So what could one do with a full size cardboard cut-out of Rob at home???!!!

One thing NOT to do - do NOT tie a battery around it and take it to signings and think it's really cool and that the cast is going to think you're really neat.... that's for sure...

I doubt I would leave the house if I had one of those much less take it anywhere! LOL!!

LOL! Picturing a dark room, you, sitting quiety, mouth open, staring at the card board cut out.... saying something like, so, what do YOU wanna do? ;) LOL

LMAO! Yes, and when he doesn't answer she will asume that silence means he wants to do the same thing she wants to do. At that point she jumps on him, breaking his fragile body in half and rushes him to the hospital screaming "FIX HIM, FIX HIM NOW!!!!!". LOL

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

AHHH... actually I was thinking about having a set of Rob sheets made instead of the cardboard cutout..see that way he wouldnt get broken..LOL!!

yes, but then you would fart on him in your sleep and he deserves better than that!! LMAO!!

LOL, He probably did smile about it but I wonder if it would smell worse to him with his keen sense of smell.! hahahaha.

...Wow, I cannot believe I started a conversation about farts on here!! Leave it to me!! LMAO

Well what would the day be without a good fart convo eh Effing_.. ROTFFLMFAO!!!

LMAO!!

LOL!! Am I the only one that thought that when Edward was always watching Bella sleep? Like what did he think when she tooted in her sleep? Did he crack up or what? I know I am twisted!! Thanks Effing_ fot bringing up the fart during sleep comment..

SPARKLY - too friggin funny!!!! I'm sure he laughed.... his silent crooked smile laugh, but he's too much of a gentleman to ever mention it. LOL!

ROTFLMAO!!!! ***Bella's asleep..."Edward, oh Edward... *toooot* ....*toooooooot*........ LMAO... oh the romance..... as Edward is hanging his head out the windown gasping for fresh air and laughing his head off............ oh the romance! LMAO

LOL, that picture in my mind is fabulous! Being seductive to a Rob cardboard cut out! LMAO!!!

Anything one wanted, I suppose, but it might not be comfortable.

Or... use him to scare your parents...

Mom, dad, I just want to introduce you to my new boyfriend, Rob. He's kind of quiet.

LOL

Um, glue it to the ceiling above the bed? (Not that I have one or anything) :)

Super idea!! I wonder if that mighty putty stuff really works that good.. *runs out to the store for adhesive*

agonize

Or cut out the lips and tell you husband to talk through it and give him a list;
"Okay honey read this"
1.Hay baby whats for dinner
2.Damn you look fine tonight
3.Gonna hit the sac wanna accompany me
etc. etc.
lmao

LOL...You forgot he has to say it in the sexy accent

OMG I completely forgot that
and my hubby doesn't even speak good english so it just might work lol
Poor hubby I love him so ;P

Now that is funny!, that probably would've started a riot LOL

You could have come with me, carrying a cardboad cut-out of Kristen. LOL
Then I would have had back-up, and we could have started more rumors about Rob and Kristen being seen together. LOL

Oh yeah that would have been hilarious and probably made every network news and gossip channel and websites ...all over the world!

*blushes, shuts her mouth and hides her cardboard Rob under her bed*

lmao Jo!!

It's ok, jo86, *pulls out cardboard Jacob, then holds up finger- wait*

*pulls out cardboard Alex*

*pulls out cardboard Bronson*

*pulls out cardboard .....keeps listing*

The pack is all over- should we take them out to dinner and a movie?

LOL

wow! you managed to fit them all under your bed? I bet it's huge!!!... oh wait... it HAS to be! ;) (did I just wink again? :P)

LOL

*wink* *wink* Yes, it is rather sturdy and has had to be replaced several times. At this point, the floor is a more stable option and gets a bit more use.

talk about a mix-n-match wardrobe-- this guy probably owns one pair of pants, two jackets, and maybe three shirts. the great thing about it is he wears it well and with confidence. go him. :)

Yeah that bag he is carrying is probably really his suitcase holding his other jacket and 2 shirts and skivvies.

Oh I just wanna kiss his cute little face !

What a life this guy has ..traveling..rich..sexy as hell!

OMG...sexy as hell!!!

Definately "sexy as hell!" Love him!!!

Sexy Beast!!!!!!!

First? Yes!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, now my complete agony over the practically non-existent news has been taken down 1/8th of a notch!!!
Yaaaaay!

Phew, I thought I was the only one. Seriously, if I logged on here one more time and had to see Rachelles screaming face one more time I was going to scream.

LOL. Agreed, although no offense to Rachelle- she is beautiful!!!

Unfortunately, my reaction to having a news day made me realize how wasted I am over this site. I thought I was going to grab a baseball bat and smash in my computer screen.... I think my love for this site has gotten a bit far beyond... a harmless little side entertainment.

"Yes, yes, I know it's my mother's birthday, but I will call her tomorrow- I'm reading an article right now..."

LOL

Woo hoo...congrats on getting first :) Even if it is on a story of a "vampire" instead of your beloved wolves

Thanks, B, !!! That's ok. Effing_ has been turning me to the umm.. dark side... at moments with her propaganda for vamps, but after yesterday's complete torture (I was ready to throw myself out the window at one point) I wouldn't have cared if the article was about Rob's microwave and what he was cooking.

But yes, wolves would have been my preference. *eyes glaze over....*

Awwwww :)

YAY! And it was the beautiful Rob who got the first news!!!

LOL-

Yes, I know.. a bittersweet victory.. Finally first, but on a vamp thing. Yay for Rob!!! *cough, cough* LOL

But yes, I'll grant you that his jawline is very very beautiful. And that's as far as I'm going to go!

Fine, I'll take it...and then I'll go declare my love for him at the bottom of the post!

LOL!

OOH, what will you say?

LOL! Go read it!! It's not too far down!!

NMM.org really knows how to get a girl's day started right!!! :)

Yes they do!!!! Thanks Will! Rob gets my heart started <3...and other parts of me too!!! LMAO!

I love the fact that you were first on a Pattinson post.... I am not even gonna go into the fact that I think you were just way too excited to see his glorious face to even realize what you were doing. I will just let you enjoy your victory of being first. LOL

OOOH, it's my personal stalker! I downright cried over missing you yesterday! *runs hand over tearstained face!*

LOL

Ooh, I was first because I thought it said, Rob Pattinson leaves Vancouver in a CAN and I thought maybe that meant he was out and the wolves were going to get more time.

Ummm. I was not looking at his face at all. His long, lush, beautiful lashes over his very soulful eyes hold nothing for me at all.

Period.

and dont forget about those long legs....that disheveld hair, nothing like bed-head to get you going in the morning, and those arms...and that a$$....and his mouth...Okay, I have to stop now, for personal reasons. LOL

Effing_One would think that bedhead and long legs wouldn't get you going in the morning. I would be calling in sick with "fever". (Does being sick with lust count as an illness?)

LOL

yes, it is an illness that I would love to have... The only cure is some hott studly Pattinson sex(iness) *wink* - even then the relief is only temporary, so I suggest asking for refills on the prescription first chance you get! LOL

I believe I have already contracted this illness and it is hopefully not terminal. Perhaps the cure differs depending on each patient, as I have taken the um...medication you have listed below, and still find that only an evening of wolfiness can keep it from completely overtaking my senses.

second

third LOL

Anybody knows when he's suppose to land in Nice? I'm gonna wait in the airport for him, and maybe follow him around in Cannes. Send you the pics if I see him.

Just dont scare him please!!!! Poor Rob already is paranoid!!!! But if you can get pics from a distance, those would be great to see!!!

Good luck!

no idea... they said his management wouldn't say.... if you find him, just don't scare him! ;) Hope you get to meet him!

LOL. Don't worry. I'm not some kind of crazy fans. I just though I could do some investigation for people who are not able to come all the way to Cannes. :)

Would LOVE an update if you do! ;)

Well, I don't really know how to reach you, but yeah, no problems, I have a blog that translated Midnight Sun in French, I'll probably post photos and videos there if I do see him. But I'll probably come here to give you the link or directly give you guys everything.
This is kind of a Robert Pattinson globalisation ah ah.

LOL!!! "just don't scare him." I love that we consider his feelings!!!

LMAO!! Yes, we're all about the Robster's feelings!

yea, I definately took "self-inflicted wounds are the way to his heart" off of my "101 Ways to Swoon Pattinson" list....who knew that he would be so repulsed by the idea of bleeding scabbed over fans. What is wrong with him?? LOL

Things to do before meeting Pattinson:
1. Wait until self inflicted wounds heal
2. Have tatoo of his signature removed
3. Throw away vibrating Edward doll

I agree with the first two, but don't throw the Edward doll away, he can keep you company before you meet him and you will probably really need some sort of vibrating device AFTER you meet him!! Uh, you know to relax your muscles from jumping up and down so much.....that is all i meant. Really. lmao

Note to self:
DO NOT EVER EVER THROW AWAY VIBRATING EDWARD!! EVER!

At least don't ever admit you have it!

Huh? What vibrating Edward doll? I don't know what you're talking about. ;) *hiding doll behind her back*

LOL, you have one too huh? *wink, wink*

I was trying to find one on the net and can't...I think its myth!!

...should I have admitted that out loud?!! *winks* LOL

doesn't everyone??

You'll thank me later. LOL

Ok..Effing_ its staring to scare me how we are thinking so much alike...

Well, you know what they say about great minds....except in our case it should be "sick, twisted Robert-craved minds think alike" lol

You don't have to throw away the Edviber just hide it somewhere...You may need it after meeting him after all...

I'd hold on to No.3 just in case he leaves you!

But Edward said he would never leave me again...he only left in the first place because he wanted me to have a chance at a normal happy life...
*confused expression on face*

fine disinfect the doll with bleach and send it my way!! LOL

Dang girl!! LMAO!!

*winks*

don't tell me you weren't thinking the same thing!

hehehe!

SHHHHHHH!!!! LMAO!!!

LMFAO...disinfecting it with bleach right now...hope you don't mind it's a little banged up...
See, us Rob girls CAN share! :)
Oh yeah, and don't send it back with any fleas TSH!

RFLMAO

I do shower you know!!

It is kind of a myth TSH, someone bought the Edward doll and attached a battery pack themselves...so they're not actually sold that way! But I'm really crafty!

Oh can you make me one!! LOL

:D

LMAO!!!!!

Have another bandaid, Effing_. I've got more when you need them.
LOL

He just landed apparently!

lol so was she lying, name dropping? i dont get it?

Is they're related and she has anything of Rob's quirky humor, she was probably just trying to be funny.

i love how his lifting up his one eyebrow in the top pic..hehe..i notice every detail...obsessed much haha..still wouldnt get his signature tatted on me though like that one girl..he would think that person was psycho..lol

This boy is absolutely gorgeous, but we have to find him a butt ladies! lol!

Finally some news about our God!!!!I wish i were his sister , so lucky to "have" him for life LOL....he always looks perfect there´s no point in saying that.....i wish i lived in cannes but i´m a bit far here in Brazil...Luv u Robbbbb

I think they could easily post the same picture everytime he arrives or leaves an airport, looks all the same to me. Not that I mind seeing him, but I don't think anyone could tell the difference lol, would safe the paps a lot of time and poor Rob a lot of nerves.

LOL re the dig about Angelina Jolie... I hope he has more sense...

what dig?

"Anyway, he’s here at the same time as the Brange. Can’t wait for the next bullsh-t Life & Style headline:

Angelina leaves Brad Pitt for young Twilight hunk!"


God help him! ;)

OMG! Stay away from her! I wouldnt blame her for dumping Brad though...

Agree ;) I can just see her now :)

Brad would get a boot in the backside as he was leaving :) NEXT :) lol

he's so sexy...yum. He looks hella pale...I didn't just notice this did i? I mean he's always been pale but he looks even more so...anywhoooo

Awe...mah boo looks so much like a vampire!! Love you my little spunk!

Ugh i love Him well like a millions others girls i'm going depressssssed ;/

he looks gorgeous! beautifulll.... <3

Mr P looks so sad,sad he has to leave Kristen behind for a few days. It’s sweet that even though he finished shooting on Friday he still stayed till Sunday to leave,after having spent some quality time with Kristen I bet.(no sighting of both Rob and Kristen on Saturday and sunday only Rob at the airport leaving to Frankfurt first.)

on another note, lainey makes it seem like reporting about Twilight ,Rob and anything twilight-related is a punishment or smth yet she can't stop doing it,it gives her site hits,you won't fool us lainey, you love it.

I concur, I think she likes it too.... she just makes her quirky comments about him to get everyone all riled up. ;)

Ah you are right he does look a little down, it could be because he's sad about leaving his "close friend" Kristen, or perhaps leaving the Vancouver set for good, or heck maybe he's just tired. LOL the poor guy probably needs to just rest up some more.

Thank the Lord, we finally have some Robert Pattinson!
A reason to take a break from working :) yay

Hey I like your name.....I want some ROB CAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

Thanks! I am totally thinking of getting a photo of Rob on my 18th birthday cake... hmm... *daydreams of the possibilities*

get a pictures of his butt on you cake and then you can eat his cheeks! LOL

OMG butt cake!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMM wait does it have two sides? front and back? I CALL dibs on the front!!!!!! and if anyone thinks different im warning you ahead....BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

GREEDY!!

LOL

LMAO you know me too well...lol I miss talking to you!!! :(

LOL...that's okay I'll settle for the cheeks!

LMAO!!! just don't bite too hard! :D

hi,robcakess the pic you have besde your name where can i found that pic e-mail me sugarone37@aol.com or please post where karen

like you were working the first place!!

looks like K didn't even bother going to her supposed bff Nikki's b-day party (or at least visit her at the weekend) even though she wasn't filming anything and it's just a short flight from V to LA,not sure they're as close as the media make them out to be.

And how do you know this?......I wish they would hurry up and finish filming already....I NEED MY NM TRAILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

just assuming for now,if she was there there'd be pics and there was a kind of a wrap party on sunday in Vancity and lainey reports K was there.

Haven't seen anything on a wrap party sunday. Have a link?

OMG HIS SO DAMN HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ******booking tickets to france***** LMAO

LOL!

That he is!!!!!! And he just keeps getting hotter and hotter!!!!

rob is gorgeous and hot as always :D

never heard or read of lainey before,
she should thank rob and the rest of the new moon cast

cute rob is holding on to his security hoodie !! love it ;)

Security hoodie! LMFAO How sweet...

You know what Cannes means.....Rob in a tux!!!!!!!!!.......is it warm in here?!?!?!.....

"Hey Rob, don't shave for the red carpet. I'll like you better scruffy and in the tux."........Damn it...now its really warm in here...where's my ice coffee?

I think he should hit the red carpet in his black jeans and t-shirt :) Why dress up :) Every other guy is just going to look crap next to him anyway :)

And Brad....nah....he's never done anything for me :) LOL

*big smile* So true!!!....

LOL...I still would like to see him in a tux...that boy cleans up NICE! But well said, every other guy would look like crap next to him no matter what he wears!

Yeah :) He looks amazing in a tux :) But not comfy though :) It's much harder to get him out of too :) But not impossible LMAO

great thing about rob, he can swing things around without any effort...casual in his uniform black attire and formal in tux just like in the oscars and he is soooo swoonworthy.

rob always manages to look hot and yummy even without shedding his shirt... ahhh, that's effortless sexy to the highest level :D

i love how in every picture he is in he looks awesome! makes me sick sometimes :)

Blessed be thou day my eyes layed a pond such beauty

Lord I just ask of you one thing

That when I die

an angel identical to Rob will be waiting for me at the

pearly gate of heaven to attend to my every need and desire.

*mind off to fabricant list of desires and needs*

Ah yes, these pics make it a great day. drool. I love these comments. Agree
wholeheartedly. I just wish he could be cloned. ha.

I think Rob is the first guy who i actually prefer in his normal clothes than in a suit. Is that weird? He's messy indie style is just insanely HOTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Heck Rob would look good in anything, I prefer him without a suit as well....actually it doesn't matter what he wears, he still makes me melt when I see any pic of him! LOL

I think the only suit he should be wearing is his birthday suit, and wrapped up warm in my bed! HELLO! Insanely hot man, i just wanna straddle him. hehe.

I think my husband is going to have a fit once I order the Rob/Edward life-size cardboard cut-out. I guess he inspires me, though I'm 10 years older than him LOL

What I wouldn't give to sit next to him on a long flight. He seems like he could use a friend who doesn't want anything from him. Laugh, talk, have a few drinks and when the plane lands....nice meeting you Rob! Keep in touch when you can!

Does this mean they are almost done with Vancouver? Wow...I feel like they are getting real close to being done shooting the movie.

He is just always hot, I don't know how he does it! It really amazes me. Even in some pics when some say he does not look that hot there, I just want to fall to the floor over his hotness. I guess he just radiates sexiness and confidence in himself.... ah!

it's good that he's back here in Europe,it's where he belongs.

i am going to cry......he's leaving on a jet plane, don't know when he'll be back again. ;o( As much as i want them to wrap in italy since that will bring us that much clsoer to the trailer I am really having a panic attack over him going into hiding. Anyone have any idea when we can start cyber stalking him in NY-haha!! I know memoirs starts this summer but this past week was brutal. No new Robby stuff............how does he look undeniably sexy in every pic he takes???? I guess it's the shyness that just personifies sex!!

Oh Rob! always looking like that... you should be arrested for being so HOT!

Guess who is gonna see Rob tomorrow in CANNES ??? ... ==> MEEE !!!
It's only fair to have an advantage to live on The French Riviera at least ... (apart from the sun the beach and the all-year-summer time ) LMAO
I'm gonna take like 1000 pics for all the other twilighters that couldn't come here !!!
Just Can't Wait to see HIM for real !!!

hey please get pic's

I WILL !!!

Excellent!

*sigh* why do I have to live in the center of the United States where nothing fun EVER happens lol

I feel your pain there... ;( They will never be shooting any scenese in Florida.

het does anybody now when are they going to start filming in italy.post karen

supposedly "the last week in May"... so next week?

Gorgeous as always. Love ya Rob!!

so great to come to work and there be a new pic of Rob....he is so Good looking :)

Oak Lea Please send newmoon.org some pics if you see him! Oh and just don't be all nutty and faint if you run into rob either LOL

Don't worry I will send them ASAP !!!
And I will have to focus really hard on the non-fainting thing because I can already feel butterflies in my stomach ... I let you imagine LMAO
No I will certainly scream and maybe cry but I WILL take pics !! I swear !!

I love seeing him in is "daily uniform". For me, the grungier, the better. I love the slightly defined "pecs" in the top photo.

Someone had mentioned the black jeans. I've been hunting high and low for a pair of them for my hubby for weeks. CANNOT find them, finally settled on something similar from J. Crew, which honestly, is exactly how Rob dresses. :) Oh well. These pics were a beautiful beginning to the week. Weren't we supposed to get an official poster this weekend, of the Volturi maybe?

LMAO!! michno03! Does Hubby know your looking to buy him the same jeans as rob? Next you'll have him grow his hair and wear flannels! LOL

LOL! Right, and playing with his hair so it's very lopsided, and then suggesting maybe he get it dyed - ;0) Then you'll be secretly putting faint white make up on him in his sleep....

I want to know when Robs going to be in NY!


Im not going to stalk..nope not me. Im to old for that. LOL

I *think* NY is June & July - since they are supposed to start Eclipse filming in August... Busy busy boy... still trying to find a good reason to be in NY some time this summer! ;)

okay..so is anybody here from NY..who could give us details once his there...and ooh yah Im hoping to go to Vancouver when they start filming Eclipse is there anybody who wants to go, like a group thing please let me know. It will be nice to go with ppl with same interest ((*;*)*ROB* ).

OH, how I would love to go with you!!! It'd be very fun to meet some people on this site! But my life does not allow for trips of leisure these days! :( 2 kids in elementary school and a hubby that works absolutely crazy hours ... not to mention, no family to leave the kids with if I wanted to run off to see Robert! :( NO FAIR. ;)

Yeah I'm in the same boat...no fair - why can't he film somewhere near me? Anywhere in New England would be great. I would so be there!

Ditto! Except, Orlando, FL :) LOL.

Rob if u really wanna hide u should leave those raybans.

and I thought today was going to suck... Thank You NMM for this wonderful picture of Rob to brighten my day!

Holy Crow this man is looking hotter in every pic, wounder who they are going to link him with at the cannes...poor Rob....If he talks to anyone down there they are going to start saying he's dating her...or sleeping with her...I hope he gets to enjoy his trip!!

Is it just me or does Rob's upper half look really buff under that shirt. He looks like he's filling out that tshirt pretty good. Nice work!!! I love seeing pics of him. It makes my day to know that he really exists and he's walking around somewhere on the other side of the country, too far away from me, unfortunately. I love when one pic can make an otherwise uneventful and trying day change my mood for the better. Thanks RP.

oh gosh he stays at Paris Hilton's hotel

http://twitter.com/RobPattzNews

Could this man be any hotter...God...he is just ultra-super sexy...**sighs**...to be honest...i never thought of looking at anyone 10 years younger than me...but, ohhhh, he is just sexy, no matter what age he is!!

Has anyone read the comments supposedly made by Miley Cyrus about Rob? RUDE TO THE MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean cmon it's Hannah Montana! What a joke! She thinks she's all cool and cute but I bet ya girls like her and Megan Fox who has nothing better to say about Rob, are actually pining for the guy. It's just their stupid "I don't like him!" remarks that they do to get the attention. Don't get me started on Megan "angelina jolie wannabe" Fox - she's full of $$@%$#! I'm sure she's so happy and satisfied w/ that guy from the original 90210 show - what the heck's his name again? Oh yeah... I don't know because I was still a toddler that time!!!

Bye Bye Rob

aahh again...keep the pics. coming...can't wait...anyways there is also another good site that debates alot about R/K maybe you'd like to check out it's all quiet interesting it's eonline..ted's lie and awful truth...they are some much details regarding the night with Rob's "rents". and again please don't forget to vote for them at MTV.com

I wanna go to Cannes right now, is that bad?

OMG he's in MY country and I can't go to Cannes because of work...
I wanna scream, is that normal ?

photos of rob's arrival in cannes

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...

hyperventalating again...juggling to site..you guys should really read the some of the comments posted on eonline...ted's awful truth...ooh my gosh so much stuff is going on read the "i know..." ooh my too much info so addictive there's like 1561 comments on "nikki skipping out on italy" omg it will take me days to read all but so worth it...there is some commentator there that seems to be insider.

Don't forget to vote again on MTV.com

Summit are really working Rob, bless you'd think they'd let him have a few days before he goes to Italy. He will probably have to go to Italy straight from France then he has to be in LA for the movie awards. Let him come home to the UK for a bit of rest, I've got a very nice spare room Rob, of course the bed in my room is much more comfortable I'll let you try it, I promise to keep your location secret so you can relax and unwind - mainly because I won't let you out of the house

So sad! I live in France, and I could go to Cannes. But I'm about to pass exams. It would have been the only way to see him one day. Life is so unfair.
Well, nevermind, it actually doesn't change anything. Photos or not, I won't never reach to him xD!

Justine, good for you that you are not skipping out on your exams to go catch a glimpse of Rob...there are other commenters on this site (and you know who you are...lol) that would just skip exams to go see Rob. But the good news is, he is SO talented that I bet he will be back to Cannes next year, and the year after that, and the year after that, etc.....this guy's gonna be around for awhile. So who knows, maybe you WILL get the chance to meet him. And maybe then he will be not as busy, and will have a few moments to spare to talk to a lovely French girl. I'm actually a little jealous! The idea of meeting him is already great, but the idea of meeting him in FRANCE!!! Wow, I could come up with some fantasies with that scenario! ; )

Hum, believe it or not, I didn't see the answer! xD
Yeah, I can hardly concentrate with the New Moon trailer etc but I'm working on it xD! Still, exams are more important so i'm not crazy enough to put my works off just for him ^^'! But I can't believe girls could do that.. I mean.. would you have gone to see him if you knew you had exams soon? ^^'

I'm sure you're right.. he'll be back in France.. I heard he would play in Bel Ami, so if it's shot in Paris, who knows? xD "A girl can dream" ah ah!

You like France? I mean, I don't know where you live, but if you'd meet him there, you would be glad, wouldn't you? ^^ .. Well, otherwise, you just have to come to France next year or the year after and try to meet him there =)

Tell me something Rob, why must you be sooo sexy?!!
And I dunno if its just me or what, but I swear hes got a little six pack there on the top picture.

Rob you've been working out, we CAN tell!!! Enjoy Cannes!!

Damn he looks good... *sigh*

coool pics :D

oooh he looks so cute as always!

ps. wow i didn't visit nmm.org whole day and when i finally did there was 1+ pages new news!! I like it!! ...after so many slow news day..

H.O.T ... my oh my he never fails to look good does he?

Looks like he's got some sort of bodyguard... one guy seems to b in practically all the photos at the airport... and he was there when he got out of the car... I hope he hasnt got a bodyguard, cos that would jst make him like other celebs... and not really like a kinda normal person haha.

*SIGHS* Oh my sweet, sweet Edward... will my Rob ever know what a simple picture of him does to me? Haha... My God, he's so gorgeous... words can't even begin to describe him... jeez I just wanna eat him with tonz of kisses *sighs* I LOVE him =]

nice shades rob! whoa!!!! lol