good lord....i leave the site unattented for 5 minutes and i come back to 5 new robert stories!!!!!!! i can't trust it now, i'm gonna be planted in my seat infront of my laptop for the rest of the night *browses through all pictures and saves every single one to desktop"
rob is looking particularly edible in that suit!!! especially working the whole broody "i just threw on any old suit" look.
and who's this talking about "rob overload"?!!!!! excuse me... there is no such thing!!! lol
i'm happy to gaze at his flawless face until kingdom come!! although, i do wish he would stop stopping my heart. i swear, i'm gonna need a permanant doctor's appointment scheduled every day around the time that the rob-news-feed comes in lol
oh and robert, you're looking a bit tired of all the photographers and constant events you have to attend....i can think of another place for you to grace your presence with...it's called my bedroom!

I KNOW!!! I wake up in the morning and go straight to my PC....New moon page is already up!! And WHAM!!!! Robert Pattinson flooding the screen!! Absolutly love waking up to that.
the night before, im ALWAYS thinking about whats gona be on when i wake up....oh and what addictive dreams i have!! ....I love this life at the moment!!!!
TOTAL BLISS....with only giving my self 30min to get ready for college, and 25min used up on NMM, oh crap....looking like a wooly mammoth once i get to school!! BUT SO WORTH IT!! It gets me through the day, or, until i have computer access again!!!!

Happy frame of mind for the rest of the day!!! Perfect!!!

Love you ROB!!!!

Okay now between this picture and the one of him with wet hair really makes me anxious for Breaking Dawn...how he will look in the wedding and then during the midnight swims! It will be sad when Cannes is over because it made for the best Rob postings but then again bring on Italy !!!

Brad Pitt takes off sexiest man alive crown.......

Gets down on bended knee........

Passes it to Robert Pattinson..........

LMAO

People Magazine better step it up this year and put the REAL winner on the cover!!! My vote is always for you Rob!

Yeay :)

Can you imagine the outcry if he's not number 1???? We'll all go on a rampage :)Our street will burn LMAO

LOL
Is it strage that I can imagine Rob refusing it, then Brad going:

"Take it Rob! I no longer deserve it, you sexy beast. TAKE ITTTTT!!"

LMAO!
Rob finally accepts crown...puts it on his head...entire crowd gets down on one knee.

And ALL women in the land lived happily ever after..........

Men clutch at each other and sob :) LMAO

LMAO

I wonder how it feels to be upstaged by another man at your own movie?! lol Yep, it's time... the crown needs to be passed down!

You know, I've never found Brad Pitt to be sexy, and now that he walks around with that goofy statche' all the time, I find him even less attractive.

Rob's always had the sexy crown, he's a MAN, a fine fine man.

Ditto!

I've never liked Pitt either :)

But like him or no....he always comes top in sexiset man alive.........but NO MORE

LMAO

ROFLMAO

brad pitt lost his title awhile ago.

Possibly the very first time Pattz put on Black jeans and shades LMAO

ahhhhahaha! ...but maybe Mr. Pitt should crawl a little? tug on Rob's pants' cuff?
(i do love Pitt, but i mean REALLY, Rob's all that and a bag o' chips)

Can't deny it. The kid is G O R G E O U S!!!!!! Too gorgeous if I may add. It's just that we were born in different times.
*continously fantasizing while drooling over these damn pictures!*
Kristen is lucky girl if all these talks about them being together and how rob is crazy about her is true. He's a fabulous musician, a gifted actor, and the face/physique. Alright... HE IS A TRIPLE THREAT!!

Lawd..he's beautiful, he's gorgeous in the spring, winter, fall, summer, shyt all year round..dayum, I wish I was that suit..lol....he is so talented, and just a kool guy..I made my anti twilight friend watch the movie last night, and even she now is a fan of robs...anyone can see it that he is fineeeee and gifted....now I am going back to listen to LET ME SIGN, why rob pic dazzles me

never...thought...i...would...say...this....but...it's like rob overload on here lately and it's overwhelming....*flat-lines*

*** GRABS THE PADDLES......CLEAR! ***

***speechless**** biting lip******

Dang this boy is "HOT!!!!"

Love him in a suit..... well love him in anything actually!!!!

and nothing at all....hehehahah!!!

OMG all this rob news is like pure bliss!!!!! he looks soooo good, that perfect face of his, he just smoulders!!! what would i do without this site, *eternal thankyous* lol

yum yum yum

Carliiiiiisle!! We have another flatliner over here!

yes! yes! i neeeeed carlisle!!!

**slaps you in the face and shakes your sholders**

What are you saying??? Bite your tongue!!! it is never Rob overload, there is never enough of Pattinson and all his sexiness!!!!

LOL
Geeze, you are the 2nd person I have had to do that to today...what is going on with people today?!!?

***goes off looking for more ridiculous comments***

lol

LMAO!!! another one!!!

See what you started yesterday?? I hold you responsible. This disease is spreading!!! LOL

**puts face mask on to talk to you cause I dont wanna get infected**

Hey!!! I'm cured.... It takes a day or a good slap in the face... which ever comes first... they

haven't seen the light yet....

I don't need a mask... I'm immuned... LOL!

I'm not taking any chances!! LOL the cost is too high....

**proceeds to get HAZMAT suit out of closet**

Oh well that's attractive... LOL!!!

Picturing people staring and pointing at Effing in Hazmat suit...

People commenting... WTF is up with her???

Why is that different from any other day I go outdoors - minus the suit?!? People have been wondering that about me for years!!! lmao. They have yet to figure it out....I like to be a mystery... hahahhaha!!!

Oh Effing....

Not to worry... Hazmat suit or not... I got you back....

Even though you wearing a mask to talk to me... Geez!! Never gonna be

forgiven for that one... LOL!!

It is a good thing you're on call today - keep these people in check.... sheesh. LOL! :)

I know, can you believe the vile filth that people are spewing lately?!?!?
LOL
;)

LMAO!

looking good in a tux

LOL, "Inglorious Basterds"... aka... the papperazzi.

LMAO!!!! NIce!
hahahaha!!

lol.... Oh... that's funny.

Inglorious:
1 : shameful, ignominious
2 : not glorious : lacking fame or honor

Yep... That's about right! Good Call!

lmao. good one there.

LOLLOLLOLOLOL too right!!!

ok....prrrrprrrrprrrprrrprrrprrrr....heheh--(cougar happy place)

rob can be insanely hot just wearing his usual nike/black shirt/black pants
at the same time takes our breath away donning a suit.....

such effortless gorgeousness :))

OMG.......can't breathe......*THUD*

*passes out*

I'm with you! When I saw this AND the wet hair...my breathing stopped!

PS. Love the new pic!

I know....today has been overwhelming (in a good way!!!)

Thanks...i like the pic too!!! :)

Love the new pic! :)

Yummy, isn't he???? :)

hehehehe. Yummy indeed! Might I also add delicious?! Trust me, he is...hmmm *licking lips* LOL

P E R F E C T I O N <3

OMG!!!
Rob is wearing the hell out of that suite!!! *hyperventilating*

I NEED A PAPER BAG...QUICK!!!!

*hands IndiesR a paper bag*

Just breath slowly. Count with me.....One Rob, Two Rob, Three Rob... oops, that's probably not helping! lol

Thank you!!! You saved a life today! LOL

Actually...counting Rob helps in more ways than one. *wink* hahaha

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
CUTE
LOVE U ROB!!!!!

I <3 him! so hot!!

he looks tired or bored here even though in other pics he looks happy.

*British accent* "Just marvelous, Mr. Pattinson. Marvelous!"

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!! *thud*

Oh, come on now...I am going to end up in the ER if this keeps up

oh my god.. 1st wet hair now a suit.............I can't do it anymore.....Can I be there the next time he has to change outfits ... what is that 3 in a day

Yes, when he goes night timing! OOOH we could hide under his bed...no, that scared him last time.

OME! EVERY ROB Picture keeps getting hotter and HOTTER!!! Can't take it anymore *collapses on floor*

HOLY Flippin' Gosh uhhhhhhh

yes yes yesssssssssssssssss

a man in a suit is my WEAKNESS, I'm in heaven...wait, *heart takes on a new rhythm*

This man his glorious....but body can't take it anymore...ughhh

***FAINTS****

he's sooo.. uhmm.. what's the word again.. uhm... *faints* hahahhaha

I will say it again...that boy cleans up NICE!!!

What do ya mean 'cleans up' nice, heck he looks pretty nice all grungy too! lol

Nah... I know what ya mean, he looks absolutly..... I can't even find a word for it. lol

LOL...What I meant to say is I would like to clean him up nicely...with some nice soapy bubbles and my hands all over him :)

LMAO. OH!

jaja...ER... my goshh..im alredy dying..
he loks sad when doesnt smille.. his eyes are like very tiny... hahaha lol..

Oh Holy God!!!!! He looks HOTT IN THAT SUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAH!!!!!

**proceeds to have more fantasies then slips into Pattinson-induced coma**

Wake up! There are people to slap, pictures to see.... get a hold of yourself woman!

LMAO! I'm with IR_E_P- but we can't fantasize yet or we will miss another story!

Good point. They are throwing them at us left and right today. I can take as much Pattinson as they wanna throw....BRING IT ON BABY!!!
**waiting with arm wide open**
lmao

Oh, that's right! I temporarily forgot about them....

**picks self up off floor and continues to look for people to slap sense into**

Thanks so much flplmtree95.
lol

Anytime EFFING! :)

Wow... you starting recruiting....

We're on a mission or what?

Well at least SHE was there when I needed her!!!

*hmph*

where were you at??? lusting over the wet pic of Pattinson no doubt. LOL Geeze, nice to know you are there for me when I need you!!!!

:)
lmao

ROTFL!!

I was looking the pictures of Rob with his wet hair... BUSTED!!!!!

He's wearing blue jeans... I've never seen him in blue jeans...

Ok...ok.... back to work...

It's okay, at least you abandoned me for a good cause. Can't say I wouldn't do the same to you!! LOL

OMG!!!

I'm like dying here!!! my last words... *spechless*.... *dies*...

Now that i have said that i can think straigth... well, i'll try i guess...


The first 2 days he looked like having fun and stuff... here he looks like "i'm tired of this sh... wanna get out of here"


Poor Rob <3.

LOL! The committments they must have him bound to....
I'm sure we wants to get on over to Italy and finish filming with the Volturi!!!!
Come ON November!!!!

They are sure keeping up with Rob! He is looking good & doing what Summit wanted him to do. LOL
You Go Rob!

ummmmmm

i dnt fink my bf gna lik dat im bout to leave him for another man!!! hahahaha

words cannot describe how amazingly HOT rob looks in dat suit!!!

lol.look at those starveling paparazzi .

Ummmm....whats my name? Blinded by this beautiful dangerous creature!!

Exceptionnel !!

I Love Him so much <3 !

En plus c'est des photos de The-Meadox quooooi !!!

Gorgeous

Wow, I really can't speak-he is amazing-how am I supposed to work the rest of the day???

That pout......enough said :)

Oh Holy God, I think I just died and gone to heaven, He looks way to HOTTTT, I mean look at him, it's a sin to look so cute..hehe my husband is throung stem out his nose..hehe he's so funny...hehe

Wow... That boy.... he is stunning. Although it's nice to see him all dressed up... really really nice.... he does look abit stiff..... and not in the way us girls like. ;)

**Picturing Robert fresh out of shower**
stiff
why do I even bother coming out of the gutter in the first place??

oops... sorry... didn't mean to encourage such thoughts but hey, I needed company here in my gutter! lol

Mr Pattinson scrubs up verrrry well in indeed. :)

Yes he does!!! I want to give him a good scrub....*WINK,WINK*

Hahaha. I bet you do....naughty!!! LOL

OMG, these pics of ROB! i can't keep the silly grin off my face...work is going to hell...
AHHHHH keep it up NMM.org!

Aww Rob!!! He looks so amazing I just want to scream.
It makes my heart melt <3

Rob overload! :)
and jeez. can he get any more gorgeous? rob. in a tux. wow.

I'm so glad I'm not at work right now...

OMFG!! PICS 4 & 5!!AAAHHH PICS 4 & 5!!!!! **CRASH** **SMACK**THUD**...*Falls out of chair hits head on back of desk collapses on floor*________________

this is a great picture of him! so stylish on the red carpet!

Darn it he is handome!!!...i can't breath he i so gorgeous i love him. love u rob...u made may day.

Delicious!!!! Put him between 2 peices of bread for me!!!

OMFG is right! Geez Rob, can I at least get ONE thing accomplished today. You're a very difficult guy to be in love with...so much monopolizing of my time. Plus I can't even think straight when I AM working on something. **takes deep breath and shivers all over**

I know right?! It's bad enough when he's not even doing anything to draw attention to himself, now he's intentionaly doing it! I can't get away from my computer.... I have stuff to do!!!!!!!!! The studio better put a slow down to this publicity!! I mean, I know they think it's a good thing.... but we're all gonna kill over & what are they gonna do then!! HUH! UGH!

Yeah, where's that "fall out of love" potion huh? Ugh, and I go to college soon...how am I gonna sit through lectures with images of gorgeousness running through my head! He's everywhere baby everywhereeee

Try sitting through work, it's SO painful knowing I could be staring at this gorgeous face at home, but NO I'm trapped here with 5 minutes to occasionally lust after him...awful me!

hey go edit the other post!! I don't want my real name to mentioned on here woman!!!

Sorry I can't find it...report me. Sorry...I slip!

ATTENTION ROB LOVERS. We have officially crashed their website trying to view these pics! Hilarious. Well, hilarious, but they better hurry up and get back up again!

Its so nice to come home from work to like 6 threads on ROB. OMG the one with his hair all WET! Lord Help Me Please!!

And I thought Brad Pitt was good looking. This guy just took the spotlight from Brad. Damn, he's fine in a suit!!

i read your comment too fast and read "he's a fine slut" instead of "he's fine in a suit" LMFAO =)

LMAO... that is one of the best misreads I've seen!

hahah thanks lol! but you should have read the on ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson did. on the article title "Filming hole in Bella's House" she thought it said "Filming Bella's Hole" LMFAO !!!!!!

Ohh... wow.... lol. See, that's what happens when we get on here all dazzed & confussed! lol

Brad who?

yeah brad who.

Exactly.... Brad is boring.... His glory days are over; he's too busy changing diapers and heating bottles.

LMAO... thats so funny and true!!

He wears a suit well!! He is gorgeous!!

Wow...he looks...hmmm, need better words. He does, however, look like he is "over it" as far as the publicity and Cannes. Does anyone know how long he is in Cannes?

Hm I think he's there till the end of this week. I think he's just not in to wearing suits and getting all dressed up to strike poses for the camera. I bet he just wants to be on his own, roaming through Cannes and checking out the movies he wants to see, wearing his flannel..

I agree, I've given up trying to describe how good he looks. *shrugs*

WOW! He looks gooooooooooooooood =)

i love rob he is sooo gorgeous lol :D

FLAWLESS like seriously how can this beautiful being be single unless he just wanna have fun and they aint nothing wrong with that =) You go fierce one so sexy OMG HE IS SO HOT!!! DONT HATE BITCHES =)

Okay my top 5 favorite colors on Rob so far are
5. Gray
4. Black
3. White
2. Blue
1. Flesh (my personal favorite)

I think our boy Rob here should come with a warning label attached to his torso, reading: !!!WARNING: MAY CAUSE DIZZINESS, FAINTING, SLURRED SPEECH, BLURRY VISION AND IN SOME CASES IF LOOKED AT TOO LONG, MAY CAUSE TOTAL AND INSTANT HEART FAILURE!!!!!!! Seriously, he is too good looking and perfect for his own good!! God bless MR&Mrs Pattinson for geetting it on and giving the world this perfect specimen of a man!!! Thank you!!

SERIOUSLY its like CHRISTMAS today!!!! Thank you NMM.org =)

he's too skinny..

*SLAP* sorry instant knee jerk reaction...

oops.. I guess I interrupted this universal swooning frenzy :) he's fabulous of course.. but still a bit too skinny.. slap me all you want LOL

*slap slap* lol, natural reaction. He's been working out, too. You can really tell it more in the polo shirt shots. Seems like when he works out he loses weight, so what do we want ladies, buff Rob or big Rob? **leans back in chair staring at ceiling, slowly spinning in circles**

exactly! my dilemma too.. LOL I'll be sure to let you know when I figure it out :)

Hehehe ROTFL...That boy is PERFECT!

Finally we've gone from the Rob drought to the Rob flood!
Keep em coming!

"HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS" I wake up bright and early this morning and what do i see???? Mr Pattinson all over the show on this site.....Damn!!!! This is exactly how i wanted to wake up feeling, overly excited and overwhelmed. This is great, this is definitely like christmas here.....
Oh Rob you blow me away dude, so handsome and adoreable its breathe-taking. You rock my world:)
*Holds torso together* and so the pain begins......lol good pain

Holy Sh*t!!! So much Rob news in the past two days!!! I think I'm going to.......................

*flatlines*

OMG Look at that FACE! I can't get past it to look at the rest of his body...he's just...stunning!!

he looks amazing! (as usual)

p-e-r-f-e-c-t <3
yummy yummyyy
love that suit <3 kisses!

New close up very high quality photos of Rob in suit @ www.hitfix.com or try this link http://bit.lyfjlhr. title is gratuitous Robert Pattinson crashes Inglourious Basterds @ Cannes. Beautiful!

He just knows how to wear a suit, maybe he could give my man some lessons, I'm still working on getting him to grow his hair longer, its not going too well. I'm not asking for much, I let him off Sparkling and learning to play the piano for gods sake! :o)

The Himalays just caught fire. This man is hot,

Hey GIRLS !!
I just came back from Cannes wheree I saw HIM !!!! On the red carpet AND at Le Grand Journal !!
I have pics (of course there are not VeryHQ but it's still pics !!) I was like 5metres away from himm !! He was just amazing and even more STUNNING PERFECT FLAWLESS ... than we can see on the pics (yes yes it's possible)
Just say me if you want me to send some of them somewhere ...
It's was the best 2 days of my life !!! ( and I even saw Brangelina !! lol)

You are so lucky, I would love to see that beauty so close. Glad you got to experience and thanks for sharing too!

I forgot to tell you that when Rob arrived on the red carpet and they said his name :

_1st FU***** poeple yelled at him and it was like totally unfriendly (we yelled back things like SH** Your FU***** mouth and lots of others very bad words !! DON'T attack TWILIGHT you crazy POEPLE )

_2nd they announced that ROB was also here to introduce the FIRSTTT MINUTES OF NEW MOOOON !!!!!!

does that mean what I understood ? That WE are going to have THE 1st REAL images of NM ????

I swear it's not a false information I heard it clearly and in my home language ( actually FRENCH lmao )

Damn girl you are so lucky to see him that close up, i can only imagine how crazy it would have been out there for him. And good for you for sticking up for our boy like that, damn media they get up close and personal with him more than an average fan would and there stil ungrateful.

hope your experience was absolute bliss....:)

Wow...He looks mighty fine in that suit..I'm about to faint...Love him...You rock my world Rob!

Ooooh hermosooooo! ok why does he looks so damn sexy in suit, that's to much for my eyes and heart!!!! I think He doesn't even realize the disaster he causes all around the world just by wearing a suit *sigh* of course he looks hot in everything, he could even wear a garbage bag and still look sexy.... Rob you're gonna be the cause of many (MILLIONS TO BE EXACT) deaths all around the globe bby.

red carpet in cannes video http://festival-cannes.canalplus.fr/video/monte...

Thanks for this link, ok I can't understand anything they're saying but still enjoyed. I did hear Rob reply to the question how is New Moon, he said he thinks it is much better than Twilight and he hopes people enjoy it, I'm sure we will Rob.

Ok, I like Rob and his scruffy look but damn he is soooooo hot in a suit, I'm gonna have a bruise on my chin from where it hit the floor! It reminds me of the prom scene, he looked so good in that suit on the big screen.

Your so right the prom scene look, lol....and it reminds me of his first apperance at the Oscars too. No doubt he rocks in a tux

LOL. he is amazingly hot in a suit. i'm about to faint.

this man is so beautiful, is there anything he can't wear or do that leaves us wanting more

Ele ta lindo, e muito FOFO!
*-*

Oi pra todo mundo
ele ta mutio LINDO!

he looked very good...well dressed ...
that angle shot he looks like that star trek main lead....they looked slightly similar.,.but of course rob is much more hottttttttttt

He looks sooooooo perfect in anything. I luv him soooooooo much no matter what he wears, does or says I will always luv him :)

don't forget to vote for this GORGEOUS man for best breakthrough male!!

ooo brad pitt. i think he was soo hott in the curious case of benjemin button movie. i was just waiting for him to get younger till he was looking young. very hott on his motorcycle. :))

o edward looks good. (hott) hmmm but hes looking much thinner. have u noticed that? in the twilight he looks well not fat but rounder ansd now in the new moon poster he looks thin. still think he looks fine though.

At first, I thought the headline said that Rob was an inglorious bastard. I was like, "What?! No!" Haha, thank goodness I read it again. Rob is never an inglorious bastard. He's the charming angel. He looks phenomenal in a suit. Maybe he should wear one more often.

http://www.chatzy.com/666105271665 Want to chat about Edward or anything NewMoon, come chat. We have fun.

i love all rob news coming so good for a good time i had not heard enough if him i adore him and amzingly hot like usual

Ahhh...what a glorious week....
Rob in a polo
Rob at a photo shoot (lots of nice pics)
Rob on the beach doing an interview
Rob with wet sexy hair and blue jeans
and now Rob in a suit
I am loving this week!!!!!!!!!!!

BLAH GIRLS TWILGHT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0gxN6-jr9U&feat...

This might sound random but I found more pix of him...
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/05/rob-t...

wow. he is soooo gorgeous!

He looks so much gorgeous when he is in Europe.

GORGEOUS in Armani! The Boy is Just Beautiful

OMG ! ! ! could he get any better looking!?!!??!? HOT ! HOT ! HOT! oh dearest rob......I bow to you.....oh lord pattinson............ahhhhhhhh

Yummy!

He needs a date....all these girls want him and he's still single I wonder why???

#1- He's shy #2- for some reason, he seems to mostly meet the raving lunatic fans

he might already have one though it's suppsed to be a secret. and if he doesn't he's too busy for a girlfriend hunt right now cause for the next 2 years he's gonna be all over the world filming different movies,besides he's so famous now it's hard to know who to trust,and he's picky,not gonna fall for the first girl that throws herself at him.

Inglorius Bastards has been filmed here in Poland in Zgorzelec/Gorlitz. had to say that:)
Good siute, But,yes there is a but, Rob sholders look very narrow.
But f... it, look at his face!

The pic where Rob's smiling is so adorable! He looks good in everything...from scruffy jeans & hoodies/beanies to sharp designer suits. He could do with a little more weight on him though!

Yeah, with you on that one

face 10/10
body - could do better
Real women need something to hold onto Rob! Lay of the cardio at the gym!

HeeHee

can you say 'future James Bond'?

We got from Cannes the most amazing tob's weeks..He looks happy and cool there

I meant Rob's week :)

love you rob. we will never get tired of you...

Poor boy looks kind of uncomfortable in a suit.

OME what a SEXY "BASTARD" my Rob is!! Jesus... lol... my Rob will NEVER look horrible in anything... EVER!! Oohh I love me a man in a suit... especially if it's Rob... haha!!

Gorgeous!!