OMG ROB!! Cant you see what your doing .. You are torturing us!!
When I saw that one pic .. my breathing got faster and faster and then ... it stop all together for like 5 min!! Rob is too HOT for this world!! And look at that adorable smile!! Who can resiste that! Dont worry I'll bake planty of cookies and CHEESE BURGERS for you Rob.. !! LMAO 8)

OMG its Rob.... and his shirt is half open... *drools*

<see the picture> => <mouth wide open> => <speechless> => <faint> lol

everyone will get to see his whole body soon enough

rob is cute and all but..i'd much rather see kellan with his shirt half open or better yet completely off! that boy is absolutely gorgeous! btw i know a guy that looks just like rob-i almost went out with him just cuz he looks so much like him! and he's also from the uk

Oh my, I think I just switched to Team Edwa--


No, sorry. But it's a nice try, Rob!! <3

hey did anyone seen the "trivia" part of kristen&Robert's profile in Imdb? it says-

for kristen:
s very close friends with her Twilight (2008/I) co-star Robert Pattinson.

She was in a relationship with actor Michael Angarano for two years.

Mother is Jules Mann-Stewart, a script supervisor who is directing her first film K-11 (2009), which stars Kristen.

Has met her boyfriend Robert Pattinson on the set of their movie, Twilight (2008/I).


and for robert:
Has met his girlfriend Kristen Stewarton the set of Twilight (2008/I).

Whats with that? is it true? or am i just late on the updates???

O.M.G !!! I'm speechless !

He looks so HOT...
BITE ME PLEASE, ROB !! ahhayy... ;DD

Thanks !! for all update.

I love Twilight Series very much and I waiting for New Moon movie :P

Thanks!! for all update. I love Twilight Series very much and I am waiting for New Moon movie :P

(do do doo) I'm sorry the person you are trying to contact right now is not available. She is currently pinching her laptop in an attempt to undo buttons on a picture. Please call back and leave a message after the beep.

BEEP

all i can say is:
HOT

Oh Sweet Mother of ALL that is HOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone help me; I'm about to "code".............Holy shizzel!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone remember Thumper off of Bambi....and the "foot thing" he did???.....Oh my lord!!

(shaking my head with hand to mouth)..........Dear God: BLESS THE WOMAN THAT ENDS UP WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey, thumpers pretty cute but not as much as rob!

hmmm ... this is, I think the first time in modern history, that one man can easily make so many women happy ....we love you baby...YOU MAKE MY DAY EVERY TIME :D

http://www.chatzy.com/666105271665 a lot of us are chatting here and we have a blast talking about all tihngs New Moon.

He did it again...so freaking hot...i can't take it anymore...he is so damn gorgeous.

LOL...I swear I come here half the time to read the funny comments...You guys are hilarious!!..Thanks for making my day(s)...(Of course, the other half is to get my fix until that darn movie comes out :)

ohmygosh. Takke that shirt off, please :]
he is killing me, Rob is so Hot

I can't stop coming back to this page!! Help!! Rob just gets more beautiful the more I look at the picture! Have to stop....going to miss pilates class otherwise.....trying....trying!!

*having naughty thoughts of macadamia unicorn cookies and vanilla pudding topped with loads of whipped cream.....it's all gooooood!!*

I'd just like to say........... what the HELLLLL-O does he think he is doing!?! Is he intentionaly walking around like that, trying get rid of all his screaming fans by ...mass unconsciousness due to rapid heart rate & dizziness, possible complete incapacitation!

Geez, that boy needs to come with his own health warning!

He is the sexiest man alive!!!!!!!!

Okay seriously people. He may be cute but he is not a real life character and there is nothing we (or you) can do to make him fall in love with you so move on! please!
And i am am an obsessed 13 year old! come on!

HUMINA.. HUMINA.... HUMINA...

*drools*

I'm addicted!

Holy bare chests!!!!!!!! from all the super hot chests in the world u're the one i've been waiting the most to meet.......whooaaa, feeling dizzy right now @.@, can't breath, heart rate about to collapse O.o..................CPR, CPR!!!!!!!!! why he do this to me lol, did i do something unforgivable in my past life!!!!!!!!!! gosh he's my heaven and i can just see it w/o reaching it :o........baby u're so damn fine :D

Is it wrong of me to constantly think about Rob? This guy must have some sort of mystical power over women's minds. I can't get enough of him.

*Majorly Hyperventilating*
Woa MOMMA!!! I have literally chills down my spine... LOL... I can't believe it... umm wow... yes Robbie... I DONT mind the unbuttoned shirt AT all!!! He is so gorgeous... so damn HOT... so ROB!!! Aggg I hope they include this in the movie OR even better... shirtless... ooohhh *drools*

check your email!! There is a nice surprise waiting for you...and I hope your exams are over because you won't get much sleep reading this! LOL

I had to come back and take another look at those photos.
Hot, hot and hot! Oh those sexy eyes!
p-e-r-f-e-c-t-i-o-n <3

It just better be off! in that dam scene!!..(giggles to herself)..*sigh*

Heaven. I'm in Heaven!!

Enough said.

hearts went tumbling and fluttering even with just a glimpse of rob's chest !!!
that's what you call superstar appeal :))

as always, effortless gorgeousness from his royal hotness !

omg.... sexy bayaby!!!! man he is so hot!!! especially with the half open shirt!!!!! i have been waiting for his shirt buttons 2 open!!!!!

He looks soooo amazing! he looks really happy. :) God I wish I was there.

*tongue dropping to floor* yummmm!

Robert is gorgous as always. i love him. i love him. i love him etc. i fink it is his hair that is different; shorter maybe differently styled don't think he looks chubbier but he def. look different oh well he still smokin hot as usal.
I love him.

Now thats the best thing to look at before going to bed. I am going to have some very nice dreams indeed tonight.

Very sexy Rob very sexy indeed

S...W...O...O...N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here is the final voting for popsugar celebrity:
http://www.popsugar.com/2999655
i think I've already decided, u? xD

Good Lord. It should be illegal to look that hot. Seriously. *Sigh*

ome!!!!! He looks hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kristen is sooooooooo lucky!!

hottness LOL

very hot is all i can say lol :D

oh edward .... *sigh* Looks like he's dashing off to set :-) YEAH !!!!!
Oh my god I can not WAIT for this movie to come out! November can't come soon enough!!!!!

Big deal! wanna c him almost completely naked?... watch The Haunted Airman there's a scene withj him in a bath tub in the buff (no u still can't c his package) but u get to c everything else., there's also another scene that he does completely shirtless. wanna impress me show me the goods

There is no words to descripe my feelings right now LOL
HE IS SOOOOOOOOO SEXY!
I may have a heart attack!
or at least arrhythmias! please someone help me..

*drool*

I love Rob, he is just amazing!

OMG hes SO hot! and does anyone notice his wrist?? *points to wrist* oh what could it be? THE CULLEN CREST? is he more Edward than anyone knew? lolz LUV YA ROB!

ooo la la!!
Can't wait to see his sexy body on the cinema screen! woo!

ok, so now he totally dazzled me....:D

seriously, how does he do that???does he even know the effect he has on women??


i'm gonna faint while wathcing the movie :D

Now....I like this picture! Very hot, I must say! I can't wait for New Moon!

going home to make some "Heavenly ChestNut Squares"...

repeating myself... see I can't even think straight now... my day is completely shot.

going home to make some "Heavenly ChestNut Squares"...

Looks like he's been working out!!! Bring it on! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQFlu7cYXYE&feat...

i love this song :)

Oh me.....Robert Pattinson has a new achievement to add to his CV "can make women faint when appearing in an un-buttoned shirt"

OH MY ......... now i can die ....

Haha, it looks like that other guy is staring straight at his chest.
lol, Rob is so hott...

Haha, it looks like that other guy is staring straight at his chest.
lol, Rob is so hott...

omg omg omg what can i say ladies he is SEX ON LEGS !!! im just saying that i would hahaha he is lovely

god i think im gona faint *falls over from the power of the dazzling rob*

hey does anybody if kristen was there too karen

O.o!!!!!!!! hello chest!

holy crap hes hot.... im hyperventilating here..ahhh.. I WANT ROB :O

never too much missing buttons, rob! come on, do it for us, we can handle it ;)

Oh my goodness! Rob looks GREAT as always. I'm so excited they're shooting in Italy. Can't wait to see this part of the movie. Man why is November so far away?

I think i may have died and gone to Heaven

lucky Kristen Stewart how i envy her right now

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much NMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLLY MOLLY.....I would lick those chest hairs and ....crap....yes yes yes he is so mine......read my words....ROB PATTINSON IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, ok..I have Edward here. what are you gonna do about it? xD

COWABUNGA !!!!!!!Can we stand much more. This is mouth watering manliness. They probably need to pass out hand held fans with water bottles attached at the opening of this movie. My gosh. YUM YUMM YUM

Aw Rob!!!! My day is complete.... Counting down til Sunday...

Looks like Operation Shirtless is almost complete.
Moving on to Operation Nekkid-a$$!
:)

I know right... Dang it! We just gotta go do it ourselves..

Operation Shirtless almost complete... LOL!!

I am a teamless wanderer and damn proud of it. Chills just thinking about the possibilities...

Rob Rob Rob honey I'll be on the next flight to help you figure out how to button and unbotton your clothes ;)

Still waiting on the link to bad a** edward too. No one likes me enough to send it to me :(
acute_one@hotmail.com

I know I guess nobody likes me either.....=(. Maybe somebody will notice us and send it! *crosses fingers*

He is killing me with his unbuttoned shirts man! I just wanna tear the thing off, lol. Now if only he could leave his pants undone too. :P

Does anybody know where I can get this infamous fanfiction?? I asked on another topic but I think nobody saw me.....I'm a regular on here but I never post....I'm 23 and I need more stuff to read NOW! lol.

Here is my email address if somebody could mail it to me?? Thanks alot!!
melissa.windsor86@yahoo.com

btw....this picture is beautiful......

it's called and thety atre call human in it

Is this the one you want ??? ^^

does it say who wrote this? and is this the bad@$$ Edward everyone's been talking about? LOL- i was expecting a picture

This isn't the Bad *ss Edward fanfic. But I did read this one and it is good.

Do you know how I can get my hands on this so called BAdA$$ fanfic?? I'm begging here.....lol. Does this one I'm reading end good?

I liked it. When it ended I wanted there to be more.

I just sent you the link to your email.

I don't know if it is or not....but I'm reading it anyway..I thought somebody said it was longer than this one is but I dunno for sure......if its not it....then I stil need bada@@ edward....PLEASE.....pretty please?? Anybody?

ok melissa- if either of us finds it- let the other one know! :0)

Give me your email addresss. I've got it. =)

ah, you rock.

lil_cutey04@hotmail.com

Sounds like a deal.....=)

Is this bada$$ edward story? IF SO.....you're my new best friend.

bad a$$ Edward is in a fanfic ( and unfinished) so yiu'll know when you fine it

Has anyone seen pictures of Kellan or Nikki? They are supposed to be in Italy now too.....they must be hiding really well!!!! I would have thought that they would all be eating dinner together.....it is weird!!!

they aren't there

Aren't there shirtless ( and more!!) pics of Rob, taken as stills off Little Ashes on YouTube? Could've sworn I saw some!! I guess a shirtless Rob as Edward is totally different tho'!

Edward shirtledd is way more sexy!

I need a cold shower stat!

now i know i definately have robtitis; and i cannot be cure..i prefer to suffer alone by myself..naw i aint suffering; becuz i know when i look at this man; i just sink deeper and deeper....i thought a cold shower could help; but nothing can cure me..its alright; besides; who needs to be cure anyway

and then the water spill all over the place, cus face it wolf girls, Edward/Rob is sooooo much hotter then Jacob/Tylor

My cheeks hurt from smiling! Is it just me or does Rob just get better and better? The pics in the tux from Cannes about did me in, but this one........oh yum!

FINALLY!

Rob, honey, you're almost there...just a few more buttons and everything will be PERFECT! Now on to the pants...
:)

yeah, good idea!

wooooo how hot is he!! oh yeah! rob is mouth watering!!

Lesly,I tried that too. But Edward soon turned me over. Just take team Edward. It's the most awsome anyway. And with the coooooooolest girls ^^

lmao @cece..yeah us vamp girls are nice....and we are immortals..come on; and we have the beauty; perfection; i mean look at rob...heeheh; o dont forget the power, wealth and sex..o la la...

We are SOOOO wrecking the bed xD
And we are WAY awsome..GO VAMP SISTERS ^^

OMFG,OMFG he is sooo good!!!

he's not like guys i liked before, he is not perfect, but then he is absolutely perfect in his unperfectioness!!!lol
he doesn't need 6-pack s he is so much better the way he is(and so much better than taylor,sorry)

go team rob/edward!!!!

I’m disappointed to see that the wardrobe did not seem to improve.
i think he's brought too much of his personal style to the character.

You have to remember that Edward has gone to ask the Volturi to kill him and he is supposed look not so much like himself. He is mourning after all and the last thing he would be thinking of is his clothes, lol. Just saying.

Edward is Rob, and Rob is Edward..and I lov'em both ^^ <3

i agreed... the wardrobe ppl should really work ... don't they have bigger budget...get some freebie designer wears for god's sake .. lol... in the books, edward has style ... due to alice? or his own taste ...
but i must say rob is looking good, go vampire!

agree about the wardrobe; but its rob people; he looks good in in newspaper; better yet..how bout him naked.....droolssssss

nakedd..and if that's imposibble, in boxer's *drooooool!*

hell yeah! off with it..ore else. I swear to GOD I will tear it off.. I'm closer to italy then USA, so it will go faster. Then ofc, o will take a million pics or so, an give them to ALL the Vamp girls ^^. butI will keep Rob to myself

i find it very funny that no one told him his shirt was buttoned wrong, but if hes going to be showing his chest he can button his shirt wrong anytime. it will be so hard when new moon comes out with all these hot vampires and werewolves being half naked to keep up with what team i like. ill just be team switzerland from now on

OMG! just take it off Rob!!!!!!!

yeah! drooling viruses...ok, can someone PLEASE tear that shirt off. If not, I will!

somone call 911 (113..norway xD) I'm dying here! so is my computer xD

oh no, your computer too? is Rob unleashing viruses!!!!?

YUM

Laura, did you say YOU'RE man?..That is SOOOOOO off the truth. Cus he's like, ehm, MINE!

MMMM...Yummmy!!!! Lol. He is so yummy..Im having a heart attack..!!! Luv him to death!

hell yeah, I think jesus heard my pray!
He is looking very VERY good! I hope they just filmed the clock tower scene without his shirt :)
When I just read the title of this, my heart definetely raised up to 100 beats per minute!
Now it's just waiting to see a shirtless pic of Taylor!

I am not worry at all because I am sure I will see a shirtless Rob during this summer.... Actually, we all have seen a milion of near naked actor's pictures on Poeple magazine, US magazine, Closer........So I am sure he will spend a few days on the beach elsewhere on the planet and paps won't miss that for the world...:).. We will see him near naked ;)

HOLY MOTHER !!! IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK! MY MAN IS SOO FREAKIN HOT!!! OMG HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UMMMMM YUMMILIOUS!!! GOSH I NEED AIR!!

hahaha!..Me and Edward in the blue room = no more bed xD!
YUMMY! He's so mine. all you girlsback out.
I alredy claimed him ^^

GO TEAM EDWARD. CUS JACOB DOSN'T SPARKLE!
go team jacon, cus real men dosn't sparkle. BULLSHIT!
and btw, Edward is no man, he is a GOD!

Can someone PLEASE send me the link to Bad A$$ Edward??? I'm over 21 I swear! redravendew@yahoo.com

yeah, what is this?

What are you talking about???

OMG!!! There it is!! Worth the wait!

do yall see his smile when he's getting in the carrrrr......>drooling..that man is gorgeous..thats it....i swear.....robs sex appeal is so different..he doesnt look like every other guy out there and i love it..most times; i cant get pass his face, those eyesss; the jaw line; face structure; hair..o gosh...and i dont care if he got a 6-pack or not; i like him like he is..he looks like a sexy azz model.......

I could not agree more!!!

HELL YEAH! better then a guy that explodes into a wolf xD

He almost looks like he is sparkling, or he should be! lol. His skin is so bright

Now Rob, as I've persistently suggested before, I can gladly button the rest of you shirt up....that is after ripping it off........

I think there's a line crooked smile LOL ... I'm going to nonchalantly move up front. LOL

If we are wet puddles now with just a glimpse of his chest, I can only imagine what we will be like by the time they shoot the Isle Esme scenes!!! The thoughts of him naked in the water (thud, just fainted). Aahhhhhhhhhhhh

you can see that in little ashes too lol

We have SO LONG TO WAIT FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why would even put those thoughts in our heads now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my! HELLO!!!

Unless Rob has been secretly putting in gym-time that the paps have failed to pick up on I guess Chris can "add-in" the 6-pack in post production!! Actually, I like Rob just the way he is.....I'll just oggle them wolves for 'muscular gratification'!! Yay TeamSwitzerland!!

he doesn't need a sixpack to be irresistibly hot,still looks way better than many of those waxed chest waxed everything Hollywood gym freaks ehem

he looks skinnier to me these days, maybe it's just me..of course skinny does not equal muscle, but who knows...personally I think he's stunning anyway, It's not like he's got loads of flab hanging off his abs...lol.

omg OFFTTT :P
its a crosss between edward and rob :D
what a man :)
hehe x

OKAY THAT'S IT I LOST !!!!!!

Im calling a divorce lawyer.......
Taking the Red Eye to Italy......
and need 55,000 for my own "Meet and Greet" with Rob

@cindy; i will just tell your hubby that you got robtitis and u cant be cure; and u are in italy or somewhere with the CDC and he cannot see u yet; or never once u have that meet and greet..i got your back

thank you..... at least someone has my back... my coven girls havent yet!!!!!!!!!!

Do we know if he was going to the set or leaving the set? Well depending on what time that was taken, it is what 6:00PM in Italy at the moment, so it had to be earlier today.
I bet once he was done with his scenes, he buttoned his shirt and misse one or two.

Love him!

I've been quiet here for too long and can't stand it any longer... figured I should finally say hello... in between enjoying these impure thoughts in my head and the goofy grin on my face. What a lovely start to my day. =)

It's nice to "meet" everyone and finally join in the fun. Also, Effing, do you mind if I email you for the bada$$ edward link? I'm dying to read it!

Welcome :0)

What is this edward link you speak of? Effing, why wasn't I in on that?? LOL

Thanks! =)

I've been reading about the bada$$ edward link and I'm just sure it's something I must read. I need to know about these unicorns!

Hey! Welcome!!! Another casualty of the smutty talk!
:-)

Appreciate the welcome. My fiance thinks I'm nuts, but I think he's starting to realize this could be a good thing for him, too... after all, he doesn't have to know I'm picturing Rob in my head, right? LOL!

LOL!!! I know exactly what you mean.. Even if you are Team Ed and I am Team Pack/Jake...

My hubby just closes his eyes when ever he walks in & I have the laptop!!!

Yeah, whats going on with this link? Ive been wondering the same thing!

Me too, not sure what this link is people keep mentioning and i don't like not knowing something.

Oh my... can't make complete thoughts... must make sense... Seriously though, poor teamjacob fans... he hardly compares to the beauty that is ROB

we shall seeee about that,baby!!! don't underestimate our Jake!

he hardly gets as much attention as Rob does...and I'll be the first to admit that. I'm a Rob fan, but my favorite book is New Moon and I'm "team Jacob"...trust me, Taylor will get the love after just 2 seconds of him shirtless in New moon, plus I think the boy will show his acting chops too...

personally, I might be team jacob but I'm team switzerland as far as taking pleasure in Rob/Taylor is concerned, they're both beautiful..I just feel weird drooling over Tay cuz he's younger than me (Im 20)..

We have all seen Taylor shirtless. Rob still does it for me. I think everyone has saw pictures & video by now. This is the age of the Internet & cell phones. Go Rob!

How old is Taylor? Is he 17? He looks older than that, well his body is soooo tight and hard! Iam 19 though, I wouldnt go for anyone younger than me, but I will oogle ;)

For some reason this pic makes me think of feathers lol

haha!! Rob shirtless will have many of us girls "biting pillows" hence the feathers!! LOL

*wink wink*

.thinking to myself.."awww..now if only he could grab me up with non-human speed and carry me to the blue room...its gonna be some headboard breaking tonight"...hhehe..just a thought..oops; i forgot u all hear my thoughts...

That's okay, that's exactly the line of thought most of us have right now ;-)

LOL, that made me laugh so loud. Me too!

oooh wow! rob is so hot!

HOLY CROW, He looks HOT!!

I'm having really dirty thoughts right now...I'm not even embarrassed to say so. I want that shirt OFF, and those pants too, they already look too loose on him...and that SMIRK, sweet Gosh! He's destroying the female population of the world...hahaha

dirty thoughts here>...i am thinking isle esme; ..once. twice..again..man what the heck; rob can get it 24-7...lol...

Isle Esme was a tease, Meyer could've made it so much sexier..she didnt; have to be graphic, it could have been sexier...my god, the meadow scene in Twilight was sexier than Isle Esme, besides...just when it got tolerable the Loch Ness monster ruined it...stupid demon baby.

totally,I'm usually not big on any major changes to the book made in the movies,but in this one case I'd wouldn't really mind if they cut Nessie out and changed the plotline a bit in the BD movie. impossible though seeing as the whole plot revolves around that Rosemary's baby but one can dream.

totally agreee...meyer writes sometimes like she's afraid to go deeper...but it's also a turn on to me because it lets us use our imagination if u know what i mean...lol...i just hope for the movie they go far..we are not kids; and even the teens know what sex is..and dont lie about it

Haha. The last sentence made my day. lmao. Thank you.

I'm from rome and probably tomorrow i'm gonna visit montepulciano :)
And Rob you have to put off your shirt, ok??? ahaha

hey please get pictures of rob and kris.post karen (sugarone37@aol.com)

this pic made my day! xD why does rob have to be soo hot? he has unbuttoned shirt and awaits us not to faint? how unfair and impossible!!! like anyone culd stay normal after seeing this pic! gosh... HE IS HOT!!! xD

Joseph, Mary, Baby Jesus, and the Shepherds. I love me some Rob.

mmmmmmm..... Mamma Mia!!! Looks like we are getting shirtless Rob/Edward after all!!! CANNOT WAIT for November!!

UGh!!! he is so lovely! just that...no lust...just lovely and adorable and amazingly beautiful!!! :-)

NICE!!! =D ... ; )

oh hot damn............he is so teasing every team edward gal out there. Look at that smirk!! God, I wish i was an extra...............so unfair!!

Hahaha.. I was just thinking that! He is a tease! Look at his face! He must be thinking.." Just a peak ladies" hahaha" Its actually kind of evil of him..sly dog..If I was there the shirt would be in shreds! MUHUHAHAHAHAH!!!

UGh!!! he is so lovely! just that...no lust...just lovely and adorable and amazingly beautiful!!! :-)

sorry....while he is adorable and seems to be just as bu-ti-ful on the inside as the outside there is a whole lot of lust going on there for me..............the best of both worlds. Adorable, smart, humble, and he makes you want to jump his bones too???? It's a win win!!

hahaha, honesty.... good for your karma... and anything less would be a blasphemous lie!

he does seem pretty down to earth, and he giggles and blushes and runs his fingers through his hair and has panic attacks at Twilight premiers, ahhh! He's real...he's no Edward and I'm so glad. He a load of loveliness...

this picture made my day!!!!mmmmmm.................

I'm from Rome and maybe tomorrow i'm going to montepulciano :D
I hope tomorrow he's gonna put off that damned shirt ahahaha

He is soooo sexy!!! Now, I must add to my list of things to bring opening night: ear plugs for the screaming, snacks and a portable toilet because I won't be leaving during the movie, and a towel for all the drooling!!! :)

off topic : I made a Jacob-Bella poster ,using a high resolution picture from the theater scene:

http://hazeena20.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-and-B...

I don't think I'm gonna send it again by email to nwm.org cause the last time I did... people wanted to rip my head off because of that "shirtless" Edward Cullen. lol..

( I also have there in the gallery some Bella posters with her "reckless adventures")

OMG!! that's awesome! the best one i seen so far.
Thanks for sharing.

Niiiiiiiice!!! What else would you expect me to say!!!?

hey wait... did I see your comment down there saying you wanted Rob's shirt opened a bit more????????? SO that makes you a Vamp Girl now...

lol.not really...I'm 70 % Team Jacob ...30 % Team Edward.

I'm not a vamp girl...but I would like to see some Rob chest 8)
and hey....you know....I'm still stalking for that spot in the pack!

oohh you don't want to walk down that road girl, na-ah, none of that only-a-bit-team-jacob allowed in the pack.
You want all of Jake?then you have to give up on all of Ed.

Oh! See? Right there.. you dug a hole for yourself!!! Team Edwards have no place in the pack. I think you have to be content like Effing -be a teamless wanderer...

LMAO!

:| that would make some girls go cut their veins. thank God I'm not emo.LOL

well..I can't give up at Eddy..He will always have a little part of my heart.
so..if the deal is to give up at him...than I restrain myself from getting in a "gang"
I'm happy with my every-night dreams and fantasies. thank you. LOL

i really like that poster it looked really good

Rob looks fine no matter whatever he wears........ Looking good Rob

SOMONE TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF!

I agree with Hazeena :P Unbutton it a little more please? :)

This must have been just before he bit me and turned me into a Cullen ;)

(see my avatar pic for me with my new golden eyes ;) Love it!)

...just semi-opened? ohhh c'mooon.....we wanna see more!

LOL @HAZEENA...boy o boy...ok...wait..ok; umm..i think what i am trying to say is; ..cant find the words...ok here it comes..."Robert sexy Pattinson; could u please leave your whole shirt unbuttoned..rather yet; take it offfff!!!!"..hahahaa

GOOD MORNING! Whew! Dazzling...:)

SWEET LORD HAVE MERCY!

he looks so tempting in that pic that it should be illegal, he should be fined..

The things he does to us..

If I remember correctly, doesn't he drop a white shirt when he is about to step into the sunlight? I expect the shirt to be ironed with startch for my vision of Edward BUT......he has been in Volterra for a few days and has been stressed out and desperate so a starched shirt wouldn't exactly fit his desperation......I think the make up this time is excellent. It has always bothered me that the make up artist forgot to do Rob's ears and Esme's hairline in Twilight. I pick it out EVERY TIME I see the movie.......

well Hello Mr. Pattinson!!! WOW he is looking luscious :)

HOOOT!! damn he's just toooo perfect!!

what a sexy sexy man!

literally, perfection.

OMFG, the man is beautiful! Love the Cullen bracelet and he is definitely in costume and makeup. I am so excitied!

Hello everybody my name is Fotini i am 24 years old and i am from Greece!Since December i have i big problem....I AM IN LOVE with Robert Pattinson! I saw the movie first and then read the books,which i fell in love with them.We have May and i can't stop thinking of him i don't know what to do it's very hard to think a man 24hours a day for how months???6 MONTHS, and you at least have the possibilite to see him i can't so easily i am tooooooo FAR but i hope to go to London premiere just to see him maybe this will help(i hope).Thanks for listening a crazy fan

WELCOME FOTINI!

We are all crazy on here! lol Welcome to the forum :)

OMG thats soooo hot! *faints* Now breath in, breath out, breeeeeaath iin... ain't workin, can maybe Rob help me...? lol

:)

Oh Rob! I think you missed a few... come on Rob show us that sexy chest PLEASSSE! :-)


I hope we get more than that for the scene with him about to walk in to the sun! PLEASSSE SUMMIT... :-)

Hahahaha - yeah I would love to see more too

O MY GOD he is killing me!

That is the way it is in the book. He has his shirt unbuttoned like that. So perfect. I love how closely they are sticking to the book this time around. I can not wait for Noevember..this has to be the first time i am begging for Fall to come!!! But we all have a little "snack" till then...the MTV Movie Awards with appearances and a clip of New Moon COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS!!!

WOOHOO MTV AWARDS!! 6 DAYS.....12 HOURS.....14 MINUTES......36 SECONDS....

does anyone know how to clean drool from a keyboard?? Rob as Edward is way too sexy for my office. and he's way too sexy for his shirt, too sexy for his shirt, too sexy it hurts....

LOL!!

lmaoooooooooooooooo @robismyromeo...aahahahaahahaha o gosh...i am wit u on that.....does anyone know how to make someone blink and close their mouth after its been open for how long?...>counting; 1. 2, 3....lol

rob u r doing it again...its so good that us vamp girls are immortals..or else;

lol- i can't stop staring at the pic and singing that song to myself!! His pipe? is that slang for something? dang it, I'm out of the loop again!

damn. where is effing and vampgirl when u need them..vampgirl was talking about robs pipe earlier..lol..and i think its a pretty fine pipe..ahaaha

*dies* lol!
If anyones intrested here are some pics of Dakota, Ashley and Kristen in Italy having lunch =] http://www.dakotafanning.nl/galerij/displayimag...

This sure has brightened up my day!

you guys are so funny,but right about his chest cuz omg he is smoken hot,i love robbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

There Vamp Lovers... you got a preview of what you're gonna expect in Volterra!!!
LOL!

LOL
I'm not sure I will be able to watch new moon in the theater...
I may embarrass myself!!

I"m hoping all the others will be screaming too loud to notice me passed out on the floor.

:)

Nope you don't worry abt it at all... the Vamps girls AND the Wolf girls (due to the shirtless glory of the Pack) will be with you lying on the floor passed out... You may find me there amongst you...

Some spattering of guys who worked up enough nerves to come to the theater will be seen running away from this world wide embarrassing scene...!!

LOL!!

Really any guy who goes to see it must be really confident in his own looks, or into self inflicted torture.

I wonder what the view will be like from the theater floor. I'll save you some room. (I'll be the one with the pattinson tattoo on my wrist)

LMAO

Hahah! The guys would have been curious and innocent enough to see what is keeping their girlfriends/wives away from them... Poor chaps they won't know what hit them!!

Oh BTW I will be the one with the Wolf Pack tattoo on her shoulder!!

OMG! that's beautiful

yummy

Take it off!!

omg he knows we want him to

He is teasing us ;)

He can tease me anytime lol

ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, iM open 24/7 just for him :D

LOL, he loves to tease us, lately he's been walking around with his shirt half undone. I swear he does it on purpose, it's like he can hear us gasp!

gotta say im loving every second of it! :D

i agree...w/ that sly smile on his face..he knows...he knows...

...i should spank him for being so bad...shame, shame....

LOL! We should all spank him...get in line behind Elsewhere!!

HEY DONT SPANK MY MAN!!! HOW DARE YOU???!! lol

*slapping Elsewhere*

you gotta appreciate that he does this for US!!! :D even when he's shy!

**a lil amused **

YES, I will spank him b/c he is a dirty boy...!!!

Then i'm going to take him a bath and make sure EVERY inch of him is clean....& YOU can't stop me!!!

B/c he likes it....

***Running away w/ rob****.....will return asap....

LOL loving the runaway part!

HE's AN ANGEL! HE JUST A NAUGHTY ANGEL WHO LOVES TO PLEASE US :D

soo no spanky allow! & nooo YOU CANNOT TOUCH HIM WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!! LOL

*joining in spanking Rob*

He has been a bad boy.

LOL

*slapping ILES*

how dare you spank him??? how dare you join her crazyness??? dont make me come & get you now!

you gotta appreciate it!! he is doing this because he knows WE love it!!!

*sigh* (talking to myself) gosh this girls dont know how to appreciate the beauty of his art!

***holding sign that says "Appreciate the beauty of Rob!"****

LMAO...the harder i spank him the more he laughs...

...cheeky bugger...i knew he would..he's so bad!

***RATHER PLEASED W/ SELF****

So excited to see the Volterra scene when Edward reunites with Bella. Also excited to see the "Vote" scene and, hopefully, the part when Edward asks Bella to marry him and he'll change her himself. Those parts will make this movie for me.

i don't think i will EVER see a better picture in my life *giggles*

i'm guessing there was some serious extras fainting today on set :) 'cause it looks like he was in a hurry to button his shirt..

I'm guessing all the extras fainted. At least all the female extras. LOL :)

OH MY GOSH...OH MY GOSH...OH MY GOSH!!! HYPERVENTILATING NOW...NEED OXYGEN MASK! FINALLY I get to see Rob semi-shirtless!!!! Maybe someone close to him can do me a favor and rip his shirt off so we can see full pectoral exposure :)

there is a picture of rob shirtless but in edward form

wow your not like that at your work. . . . . BUT I FREAKN AGREE WITH YOU

umm I think we both know why I am not like this at work ;)

r u at work now

i know omg its funny to c every1 freak out

dude my cousin is a yr youngeer and she is screaming right now

*crosses fingers* yes, please! to the full pectoral exposure!!

Shoot...I am crossing my fingers and toes hoping not just for a full pectoral exposure...but dare I say frontal as well ;)

uh-oh- someone used real names on here! if we can't have full upper body exposure- someone dump a bucket of water on him- i'm totally up for a rob pattinson wet t-shirt contest!

yes...I am all for Rob in a wet t-shirt! bring on the buckets!

hahahaha wow look what I've been turned into. . . . owell I'm gonna enjoy it

ya me too

wow youre creeping me out. . . . erika

Tess...you're not supposed to use names on here...woops ;)

o well r u at work

im so obsessed with this I havnt even eatn anything today I am only hungry to c rob take his shirt off

yeah...check your e-mail ;)

OMFG, this is a great way to start the day! Love him! Who cares about the buttons, it is coming off soon anyway, lol.

Hi Twilight Fans! This is my first post here, but i've been visiting this site for months!

You're so hillarious, people!

And congratulations NMM.org. This site is fabulous! thank you for making my days so much happier =)

I've read all the books, don't even remeber how many times each. I'm so obsessed about the twilight saga, about Edward and about Robert *dreaming*

I don't know if i'm copying someone's avatar, if I am, please warn me.

:-D Welcome to the insanely obsessed, fanatical, & dysfunctional NMM.org family, Covered in feathers......and Effing is right....it DOES gets worse hehehe

WELCOME.......to our addicition!!!!

Me too don't think that it is anyone's avtar!

But welcome aboard!!! I can assure you that from now on your thoughts will be dirtier and naughtier!!
:-)

They are already, because i've read many of your comments around here, and that's pretty exactly as I feel, only that i think my thoughts are a little naughtier!!

I bet they acually are

Awww... That is awesome compliment anyone has given me!!!

ha! You keep your naughtier thoughts to the Vamps and I will do so with my Wolves!! :-)

yes, well....IHowl2's comments has that affect on people, corrupting where ever she goes....Don't let her take you too far into the gutter!
;)
LOL

Um... Vamps don't need to worry abt me... Only just watch out for me when Wolf posts turn up!

Also I am here to whoop my Pack sisters' a** back into the Pack - I don't wanna catch them drooling!!!

LOL!

Whenever the subject is Robert, i don't mind being taken way too far ;)

Ditto for me in case of wolves hunny!!
:-D

No, I don't think anybody has that avatar, I haven't seen it....But don't worry I dont think people will be looking at your avatar with Pattinson's chest hanging out up there. LOL

Oh, and welcome to your new addiction - it only gets worse. LOL

I know, i'm just getting more and more compulsive!

Robert is so damn hot! He's showing more skin than usualy, but he could/should show much more! OH GOD

And thank you for the welcoming ^^

This is a good post to start on *wink*

he could show a hole lot more but he wants to make us go crazy. . . . oops we already are

Hellloooooo, Rob's chest. It's a pleasure to meet you. 8)

lol isnt that Jasper's quote LOL

OMG!!!!! I almost started hypervenitlating when i saw this pic!!!! IM SO EXCITED

I HOPE WE GET TO SEE THE WHOLE CHEST IN NEW MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD LORD HELP US!!!!!!!!!!!THIS MAN IS KILLING US....I MUST TOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah... pleasure too meet his chest... *pang of sadness* I wish... *sigh* I wish it was Charlie's... ;)

holy crap hes SOOO hot :P *licks lips* I WANT HIM!!! i will fight everyone in the world if thats what it takes. i honestly think i might pass out if i look at this any longer !!!
*faints*

Watch yourself girly.....I stole the nurses computer to put you scanks in place...BACK OFF MY FRICKEN ROB

I can help you fight the scanks off, I need more muscles to keep up with Charlie's athletic lifestyle! ;)

UH-OH...

*cowers in corner*

LOLLL! That made me laugh a lot! haha too funny!
Rob, btw, is perfection!:))

lol let that body show it's sparkle :)

how about he take his shirt off! & then he can also take his pants & underwear :D omg nooo never mind thats something he need to do in private with me lol

LOL
why hello there Rob's bare chest, long time no see.
I can literally hear the *gasp* as girls worldwide read the title of this story lol i almost fell off my chair when i read the article and then i scrolled down to see the photo and i ACTUALLY fell off my chair! this is what we've been waiting for!! THERE IS A GOD!! lol
my heart is beating so damn fast right now and i haven't even browsed the rest of the pics....all i know is that after seeing rob shirtless, there's no hope for me anymore :( lol
oh my god i have so many feelings running through my mind right now!! like first off, why are his buttons not aligned properly....why does he have that mighty cute smile on his face....and are they shooting the scene where edward is half naked under the clock tower?!!! eeeep!!! *squeals uncontrolably* this has made my year! i'll probably write another 10 comments on this post!!

i just wanna melt all over him. HE IS GOD. end of story. and yes i bet he WAS doing the reunion scene *squeals* which *squeal again* is the BEST PART EVERRR!!!! aghhh!!! soooooo excited!!!!

I noticed his face after about 10 mins of staring at his chest!!! he has the cutest smile that melts your heart!

so very true!!!!! I had calmed down from his exposed chest then I lost it all over again after looking at his face!!!!

*licks Rob's chest* YUMMY!!!!

Oooh, I just feel the need to run my hands all over him!!!

i will bite your fricken hands off and feed em to the wolves lmao

Keep your hands to yourself!!! Your day isn't till Thursday!!! LMAO!!! I know my day isnt' until Wednesday, but that's tomorrow!! HA HA HA!!!

Fine fine, it'll be better on Thursday anyway, I'll have all this pent up excitement!!

Yes!!!! you know what they say, great (and filthy) minds think alike LOL!!!!!

Kiiiiim.... guess who's my second best! :D

honey-bee! OMG finally a REAL pic with Robs REAL chest!! Im so Excited.. probably more than I should be LOL

I know!!! Who needs Photoshop at a time like this? lol *throws program out the window* The man upstairs has answered our prayers. ;x

LMAO honey bee, yes he has, i'm glad i wasn't the only one praying :)

*wonders how hard do I have to pray for a few more buttons to pop off*

;x

LOL!!! i don't know but i'll give it a go, i'd try anything if it would work LMAO!!! :)

OMG!!! HOLY CRAP!!! look at him, yes just look at him!!! *heart aches* he's STUNNING!!! and yes he's got his buttons alligned wrong, does this mean that he's quickly done them up after his shirtless scene *kneels and starts to pray* he's absolutely beautiful!!

i am feeling just as faint as you are, kim1524!!! talk about the GOD OF GODS!!! rob, thank you. just for that. just for that little sneak peak of what we will get an eyeful of (and hopefully a poster of too) in the movie; your naked bare smooth sexy chest. wheww i am panting just thinking about it.... mmmmmmm...... he is TOO good looking. it should be banned; like to prevent people from absolutely dying rob must keep at least a shirt and pants on; otherwise people might start "spontaneously combusting" near him LMAO

It will be undone from when hes about to walk into the sun. The more skin he shows the more skin he thinks is gonna sparkle were he walks out.

Btw i REALLY hope they do the bit were Bella SLAMS into Edward :)

o...m...g i LOVE that puppy on your avatar. he's sooooo cute. :) lol

i know he is stunning! gosh look at those dreamy eyes, that beautiful smile, that hot body ready to expose his sexiness to the world. gosh, he's killin us all here, slowly & tortoring us... not that im complaing LOL

OK, here is what really happened - we got busted behind the wall! He had to get dressed really quickly and then the buttons got all messed up. What????? We were in a hurry. It's very difficult to get dressed when you are laughing and kissing and stuf.................... you know........................?

You need a paper bag, breath......in..........out.........in.....out.....and repeat!!!!!!

It is ok, I needed one too when I saw this picture!!!!

YES YES YES! That was my assumption too! That he had the shirt all undone and hastily put himself back together. I can hardly contain my pants! OMG!

I hope they come off while your at work...serves you right

LOL RR, I don't think my coworkers would appreciate it much!!!

ROFLMFAO!!! You have me in tears over here. Sheesh! xD

I can hardly contain myself either...LOL

You better keep containing yourself !!!!!!!!!!! lmao...I know where you live

Look Skank!!! I know where you live to!!! So don't even try to play that sh*t with me!!! LMAO!!

Kim, is that Robert? He looks different, like he gainned weight. He looks cute with that smile too. I bet it's his double! LOL Eat it up leechlovers! hahahah! (Just kidding!)

who cares what he's done. he has his chest out in public. HOLY CRAP!!! and loll i am PROUD To be a leechlover, cuz look who i'm loving!!! rob looks amazing, and that is THE cutest smile i have ever seen on god's face (yes rob=god). taylor got chunky too for this movie. but i like em chunky ;-)

hahaha I agree
Rob is soo not the person I want to see with that unbuttoned shirt.... KELLAN WHERE ARE YOU :'(
ps GO TEAM JACOB haha

Agree but not just kellan have u seen taylor?

Taylor is a year younger than my youngest brother so I feel kind of creepy checking him out... not to say I don't see his attractiveness

Yes its Rob. Look at his hands. No one can fake those beauties.

Can this guy get anymore adorable. He buttons wrong just to tease us.

I'm dazzled yet again.

ugh! i know he's so adorable! i just wanna kiss him and hug him. :)

careful u are a golf girl remember?

LMAO yes im a "golf" girl! LOL

i meant it in a non-sexual way. and i meant a kiss on the cheek. but jesus, dont you people know sharing is caring?

*starts making plans of creating a legion of vamps and wolf girls to share in harmony/ a legion where its all sunshine and rainbows!* LOL now thats change you can believe in ;)

OMG NO PATIENCE!!!!! of course it's rob, that perfection cannot be re created, his double is still in that car of his just wishing, he looks more than cute, he's effing HOT!!!!!

Oh, Kim don't be so naive. (LOL) You can't believe what you see anymore! It's called photoshop and bad @$$ computer skillsss. That man is NOT effing Pattinson. It's some better looking double, who I want to bake macadamia unicorn cookies with! LOL! :P

HELL NO PATIENCE LOL!!! photoshop is only needed for the dogs!!! theres no such person!!! rob is one of a kind, forget baking the macadamia unicorns with him i'd rather make them ;), hands off!!! bad a** edward is mine LMAO!!!!!

i agree. you just CANT photoshop that perfection. plus, his double is NOT good looking. i am actually shocked they hired that dude cuz its kinda pointless even attempting to find someone who looks as remotely GORGEOUS and SINFULLY DELICIOUS as rob lol

RAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well I guess we'll have to see who can bake them faster!!!!! I'll pull your @$$ down while you try to climb the lattice. hahahah!

LOL

LOL!! i'll win when it comes to bad a** edward, nothing will stop me, as laurent would say "and the woman, don't under estimate her" yeah so bring it patience LMAO!!!

*blinking eyes in disbelief*

ARE YOU INSANE!?!

Or has the sleep deprivation from reading Bada$$ Edward finally gotten to you? First you bring up "life outside nmm" now you are talking trash about a better looking Pattinson double?

Watch out, Effing is gonna kick your butt, after she tazers you and hits you over the head with BD (I know...it happened to me earlier)!

Besides if I was baking cookies for Pattinson they'd definitely be Valentine Pineapple Pairs. Mmmmmmmmm.
LMAO ;)

ooohhh, patience you bad girl...muhahaha
*evil grin*
yeah, I thought the same... he sort of looks a bit softer around the edges...lol

LOL! I can't help myself. I love getting the vamp girls all worked up. In a loving and joking way, PEOPLE! I hope no one takes it seriously.

He does look softer, right? Something is different! I can't put my finger on it. Hm... maybe he has more of a baby face look going on in that picture?

Maybe this is the after glow of Making love and none of us were included in on this, I personally think I should have been considered for a few positions ; ) I would have made sure his buttons were taken care as well as anything else :)

lol true. i think he looks adorable. i think he has gained weight since twilight. i noticed it in an old interview.
but man that pic should've been jacob! now where is THAT one?! ugh its not fair the leech lovers get everything and we get pieces of scraps.

I love getting you wolfies worked up too, it's FUN!!!!! no i don't take it seriously, he looks delicious!!! i'd like to put my fingers on him LMAO!!!!!

I know, its fun right? hahaha

I'll place you in my "people who won't kill me when I joke" list. Effing and Sparky are there too!

Ok good lol, me and my partner in crime KOG have already been banned once for play fighting with wolfes, people take it too seriously so i'm glad there's some of you guys to have fun with without them going all crazy LMAO!!! :)

Banned from the site? Really? Hm...I should make a note to be more careful then.

Yes, have fun insulting my taste in wolf men :P I can take it. LOL

someone who can't take a little teasing are clearly wrong here, god, what happened to people's sense of humor??

Yeah people complained, losers LMAO!!! oh i will :)

Yeah...I know. It's hard to define it....mhhh, maybe he should call taylor for some personal training sessions...clearly Rob over here is doing something wrong...lol
*ahhm, Rob my dear, you're supposed to LIFT the weights, not just look at them*
LOL;P

Call taylor, i don't think so, rob doesn't need to call anyone apart from the vet to rid taylor of his flea problems!!! oh how i love to wind you lot up LMAO!!!!!

oh that's so thoughtful of Rob but we don't want poor skinny rob overstrain his sad non-existant bicep by lifting the telephone receiver...and don't worry, Taylor doesn't have fleas, I checked. THOROUGHLY. LOL

LMAO

LMAO! "lifting telephone receiver" hahaha

Poor Rob...so weak and awkward, and girly! hahaha

OMG NO!!! robs a real man, doesn't have to go get a six pack of plastic to look like one, he's HOT!! and not in a sick sweaty way like those wolves LMAO!!!

LMAO
I know, it's painful to watch how that shrimpy worm drags his feet after his limp body...I feel the need to hand that poor boy some crutches...or maybe one of those nice walking frames??haha
I can even spray some glitter on it...LOL
God, this is priceless:P

OMG NOT YOU TOO, WAR WOLFIES WAR!!!!! rob is a god!!!!! taylor should bow at his feet LMAO!!!!!

umm no, rob should bow to taylor's feet!

what???????!!!! NOW LISTEN! he is NOT GAINNING WEIGHT HE IS GAINING MUSCLES!!! now dont get me started wolflover.... ughh disgusting smelling dog! LMAO

*grawls*
Wolf, not dog, halfdead! Plus that smell to me is lovely! hahahah LOL !
I meant gainned weight in a good way! He was too skinny before.


LOL

more like the undead. :P

ewww how can that disgusting smell, smells good to you? gosh i hope you dont smell the same LOL... that dumb dog needs a shower! you need to bathe him & NOW! with shampoo & conditioner & i top of that put some cologne ! i hope that helps him a bit, which i doubt greatly

LOL

Oh yes!!!!!!!!!!! I'll scrub that dirty wolf real GOOD!!!!!!! hahahahaha

THANK YOU! probably he'll smell decent LOL
still doubt it thoug, im sure you will do your best !

I've been looking forward to this meeting for a LONG time :) lol

So. have. I. ;D

*pops open bottle of champagne*

*gets a couple of glasses and the twilight DVD*

I can't even imagine how much worse my dreams can get......but am sure i'll find out tonight :) damn you pattz......as if i wasn't having enough problems with my bad ass edward dreams :)

a quick question where u find bad ass edward? cause i found something like that:

Um.....no that's not it....it's a huge long story.

How old ae you??? Coz it's over 18 only :)

oh god sorry i respond 2 days later, now is when i checked u respond this i am 19 my e-mail is ciara_marie14@hotmail.com, could u send it to me please.

"God freaking bless unicorns"

Yes bless them :) they are magical after all :) *wink*

LMAO

i love how we're all going crazy w/it.....and it's not even his whole chest!.........dear lord help us......can't wait for new moon do ya think he's going to wear the VOLTURI ROPE???!!??...i sure do hope so...then we get the whole chest!!!!!!!!
YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!

Well i hope we get more than the whole damn chest......What about his Shoulders..and Back.....I'm sure he's got shape back there too!!!!....

hahaha ooh yeap... i'm going to be biting my nails until BD comes out, cause then we'll be getting more muaahahahah............. hope rosenberg wont crash my happiness w/ her "brilliant" screenplay thing lol

We better get the whole damn chest :) That's what i'm paying for :) lMAO

It is so entirely logical, that MY people would be the first on this post. Go-getters - that's what I'm talking about. Able to drop anything at any moment for a glimpse of our beloved Rob showing us a little love.

Can't help it :)

Shirtless Rob is like a great shining beacon :) calling all of us away from silly unimportant details like....family, food, friends, sleep, jobs :) lol

I dropped everything.....still in a state of shock :) lol

I went without my lunch break today....8)
Food is not important at a time like this...8)

*throws invoices in air while spinning around in chair*

He totally knows what he's doing now LOL

He may not have believed how hot he was before....but i think he's come around :) lol

Now we just have to spank him and send him to the naughty step if he gets too cocky and big headed lol

He is a huge tease!!! Have you seen the butt crack pic yet? ;x

*prays to God a belt never finds its way into Pattz' wardrobe*

Not sure if I should post the link here. I don't want to get banned now.

*halo falls to one side*

*starightens Halo on Honey_Bee*.......

Don't worry....if nicnixs destroys all belts....we will All be seeing that sight pretty soon!! :P

*makes mental note to destroy every belt in the entire world* LOL

You may not need your lunch HoneyBee but this shot has made me hungry for some cookies, for some reason! LOL ;)

Macadamia Unicorns!!! :x

*fantasizes riding off into sunset with Rob on unicorn*

HONEY BEE :) yeay *grabs honey-bee for support*

It's nice to see a familiar face :) I've not posted much in the last 2 weeks :) and i feel like i know hardly anyone LOL

LOL He is looking quite naughty isn't he LOL

Yo, Nicky! lol :)

I ran out of room on your other post! Do you have WA and cookies to blame for your absence? I have a sudden urge to take up a pastry class. ;D

Just look at that little smirk! He's fully aware of the effect his bare chest has on us! BadAssRob, baaaaad!!! 8)

Blimey, all this fuss- you would think it was Charlie that had his shirt open!



**PLEASE CHARLIE - sun bathe by the pool**

yes please oh please!!! i mean, rob is hot and all but charlie is HOOOTTTT...what have I been doing with my life until he came into it?!?! LOL

Love your new name Whitneee! LOL

haha thank you bean :) i love it too!! saxon came up with it though, so I can't take credit for it LOL

or maybe someone could spill a glass of water on him and then offer to dry him off!

can i just say your icon is hot to a point that it actually hurts..i mean i throught mine was cute but...i can NOT wait until Jacob goes shirtless.

thank you chica!

I'll lick it off...LMAO

OK, here is what really happened - we got busted behind the wall! He had to get dressed really quickly and then the buttons got all messed up. What????? We were in a hurry. It's very difficult to get dressed when you are laughing and kissing and stuf.................... you know........................?

LMAO!!!

oh that sounds even better....especially when I take his pants off!! LOL

No you didn't just say that you were going to take his pants off!!! Don't make me hurt you TSH!!! ROFLMAO!!!

his pants, his shirt...everything!! He's nekkid and I'm getting the whipped cream! LOL

I wasn't talking about Charlie...LMAO!!! I was talking about Rob!!! OE is after me trying to chase me away on behalf of RobRocks...LMAO!!!

Just wait scank...yours is coming and sooner than you think.....LMAO Just because ive been gone for a few days doesnt mean you can imprint on my man....im BACK and ready to kick some scank;s A** LMAO

LMFAO!

Oh well I was talking about Charlie but I must go hide now before Charlie's Angels come pummel my a$$!

RobRocks has sent me to get you all off her man. She will be here later, but as her representative - you've all been asked to leave the Rob chest premises! LMAO

Thank you...you can now have LEC wed's nights.....LMAO

LOL

I'm glad I came on for a quick peak before going to bed! I missed you!

Back off Skank!!! Your not taking my Wednesday's from me!!!

we're talking about charlie!

You better be!!! LMAO!!

Sorry Not gonna happen!!! ROFLMAO!!!

LOL!! ;)
I will gladly finish the buttons for him.
This picture made my day!

Maybe it would be easier if we just ripped the shirt off and let the buttons fly!!!!!!

yeah lol then he wouldnt beable to do them back up lol x

I will gladly unbutton them the rest of the way...LMAO!!!

gosh...can somebody teach me how to breath ? I think I'v forgotten it because of this pic ^^ *wants more of this kind of pics*

AAAAHHHHHH!!! Finally some skin showing on Pattinson.....
***trying to push off fantasies***

Man, those italian fans must have heard me clear over here!! But they are not safe from me and my tazer yet, geeze, can't somebody just rip the shirt off him the rest of the way...you know, "accidentally".
***fantasies fighting back.....faints***

lol

see? the italians came out for ya! :D ever heard of gratitude?

he need to show more! gosh he needs to take that freaking shirt off, in top of that he need to take his pants & underwear off... :D gosh i need him LMAO oh nooo here come the fantasies!! nooooooooooo lol gotta gooo... lol fantacies are overwhelming me...

btw, when i was reading the Badas$ story omg i cant believe how NAUTY Mr. Pattz can be LMAO, well actually i did in my dreams

oh gosh, im publishing my fantancies... gotta goo

Somebody put that bird back in the cage. Lol.

i hate jacob even if he is hot. . . . but i dont pass out looking at him i only do that for rob

2nd Amen for that!

AMEN.

no kiddn

**glaring**

Um, take yourself back over to one of the hairier posts....

LOL
;)

Rob is killing me!!. . . . Im gonna pass out XD

Don't hate cause our men our ripped, I owed you for getting me in trouble.

What?? How did I get you in trouble?? You are the one that offered to help me with that one plan....it is not my fault that IHowl2 was watching you. LOL

Geeze.

And I dont hate cause your men are ripped - I love that they are ripped, it makes the eye candy that much sweeter!! LOL

hey Effing, need help here? I see A LOT of Jacob avatars surrounding you! :D

Oh, please, girl. Keep your eyes to yourself. and stick with your candy. (what is it with you and food today, candy, sandwiches..)
LOL

Ya, but you had to drag out my pain after I got caught! They are the best eye candy around. But as we say, look but no touch.

Yeah by now all the Wolf Girls should know that I will be watching them if they slip up!!!

*glaring at O4TJ*

you're like the mother hen!!

I think us pack girls have to band together on how to deal with you...you won't even lets us look at the dark side!

LOL!!! You go ahead and look BUT DON'T TOUCH!!

But TSH.. ppl here are mailing the WA thingy left and right... x-/

And I think there are young 'uns here... (can make out by the way they talk!!!)

you haven't finished it yet!! I finished it a week ago and desperate for chapter 50!

LOL... I am gonna start it once more.. but the sad part drains my entire energy out of me.. so feeling bad to continue...

BTW... Look at what VAS has written!! This is how it got out of hand!!! LOL!

I'm feeling weird too...guilty actually because I keep thinking of all these 13 year olds reading this and its not good. We should have all kept quiet and kept it in the coven and not mentioned it here...too late now though.

Yes, I finished it last night.... now I am bummed that I have to wait for the rest :(
It makes me very sad.
But I think I am going start reading it again.....
I have a new fortitude for not sleeping so what better a story to read.

LOL.... Twiporn! That is too funny!
I didn't pass out today yet.... but I think I idrank 4 pots of coffee throughout the day. Now I am all wired and ready to finish the last 4 chapters of WA.

so did you finish the twiporn?!!

I am so glad you didn't keep quiet though!!!! I would have never found out about WA if you all hadn't started talking about it.
LOL, i stayed up till 1am last night reading.... now I am exhausted and afraid I might pass out at work today! Maybe I should forward it to my boss so she'll understand. lol

LOL

No problem...I think most folks on NMM have about WA but I'm just concerned about the teens. Its bad enough they read out smutty comments and now we're promoting twiporn!

Glad you enjoyed it though...not sure about sending it on to the boss though! I took me a week to get my sleeping back to normal, I was walking around like a freak for a few day and constantly having to nap for a hour!

dude, 12 and 13 is when the hormones are really RAGING and some already have sex by then. weird but true.
i know my hormones were raging and i hadnt read smut then. but i agree, i wouldnt pass it on to them.

It's our job to corrupt TSH! The Dirty Coven lives on!!!

i'm 26, i dont need corrupting, i'm already a bad seed! what the heck are yall talking about?????/

I know I have noticed how it being passed around I'm a little shocked too as I noticed that some of the people are saying they are old enough but when you read their other posts you can tell that they are no where near 18.

I only sent it on to 3 people at the beginning of last week but Effing seems to have gone on some frenzy passing it out like cookies! I blame Effing as the evil corrupter of minors!!

Its kind of out of our hands...the people passing it should have enough sense to look into other posts of the people they are sending it on to before just take the word for it. Either that or they just need to stop passing it out. I think they forget that all though the majority of us are 18+ there are A LOT of teen on here.

Ok, I was passed on the passing, and would like to get passed to. I passed 18 along time ago. Will that pass?

LMAO
Passing it out like cookies!
Would that be the granola grievances or the strawberry stand stills!

I know...a bunch of people have asked me for it, saying they're "old enough" but I was pretty sure from their posts they are teens.

Wouldn't want my kids to get a hold of that smut...It's really good smut though.

I don't feel right sharing it with ANYONE because there's no way to know how old they really are.

I know I only passed it onto you, bookobsessed and someone else but I had seen you all talking about your kids or husbands/boyfs so i figured it was fine. Anyone else who has asked me since I ignored no matter how many 'pleases' I got because one I can't be sure about the age and two I might not have kids but if I did there is no way I would want them reading this!

So on another note have you finished it yet and did you get much sleep?!

Naaah.. It is not your fault don't feel abd about it... we never knew it would be blown out of proportion so much!!!

(I haven't even continued it yet! Kim's gonna kill me!!)

I think they are not even close to eighteen!!!... By the way they sound by their comments it seems that they might be early teens...

Yeah as you said it might be out of our hands... but still feels a bit weird when ppl keep asking abt WA...!
*sigh*

That's for sure, I'm still so ashamed, *hangs head*.

OMG what did you do...

I decide to work for once and miss the fun! LOL

Oh, nothing today, I was talking about the other day, today I was just picking at Effing about Rob's bird chest.

bird chest? lol

*rolling eyes*

Gosh! Do I have to keep an eye out for EVERYONE??

*hands on hips*

Behave girls!!! I am prowling the Vamp posts just to catch you girls in the "act" of drooling & the whoop your a** back to our posts!!

LOL!

NIce try Howly.. *rolls eyes*
LOL

Thanks Ihowl2!! We REALLY appreciate you sticking up for our vamps!!

LOL! Anytime Kimmie...

*sigh* Some of the new pack girls are getting ansty (and TSH) too coz I want to keep them true to the Pack...

Now If I get really PO then I am gonna go and imprint on Demitr or someone!!! LOL!!!

...lol......

......I'm looking & I'm gonna touch EVERYTHING!!......

************EVIL LAUGH*********

OH WAIT I THOUGHT WE COULD look but couldnt touch........ohhhh man, this is gonna be difficult!

looking at paul's picture, i will be ok...

uh oh.. i think i should be more carefull now.. LOL! that's right O4TJ, *look but no touch* hahaha

Oh, did you think I meant look at a vamp, heck no, no interest there at all, I meant Effing could look at the pack all she wanted but NO touch.

Did I say that wrong?

You'd never catch me drooling over a vamp, I was making fun and getting back at Effing.

I thoth I thaw a Putty That!!

LOL!!

LMAO!!! Nice!

Why, thank you!

omg, i'd die laughing if some fan mobbed their way over and actually had the balls to do that...

Effing would trust me!!! Don't push her!!! LOL

I'm sitting patiently waiting for her to give the cue to grab my bag of "goodies" to help her at any time....

Trust me.....If I was over there, and he was that close with his chest hanging out, I would have found a pair!! Those buttons and security guards would be no match for me and my hormones!!!! And the jail time would have been worth it.
LMAO!!

RobRocks has sent me to get you all off her man. She will be here later, but as her representative - you've all been asked to leave the Rob chest premises! LMAO

Awww...and I was starting to think she didn't care anymore! LOL
Geeze, I leave for a few hours and miss all the RR fun....Dang!

**sighs** Oh, well guess I will have to go back to a poor undefended Pattinson! LOL

LMAO

Tell RobRocks we are all just keeping him warm for her til she gets here!

;)

no kiddn he is freakn hot

Operation Shirtless is working already!!! (fanning self with Twilight dvd cover)

About time someone snapped this photo!! Still waiting on full shirtless but for now I'll let my imagination take over.....hmmmmm

LOL i just noticed...the buttons don't seem to be aligned properly...
*wondering if he did that on purpose*

I'll willingly offer my time to volunteer and show you how to properly button your shirt again...(of course, after un-doing the buttons first...)

My dream is that ALL of them were unbuttoned at some point and he just scrambled to put it back on...*drools*

hahaha the buttons were skewed come on robert do you need kristen to help u clothing or shes the one who help u uncloth hmmmmmmm love it

hhhmmm...makes me wonder if he needs help buttoning his pants....

****....faints again...****

lol

yaya..there u are @effing...i was like earlier; where is effing and vampgirl when u need them..lol..this picture here..i am lost for words..thats alll

buttoning them????? Oh hale no!!! I want to unbutton them!!!!! *licks lips*

Looool
i only come onto the full story to see your comments
you actually make me laugh so much :)
You and your diirrrtyyy thoughts ;) x

seriously, he'd have hordes of volunteers lined up for THAT

i'll be 2nd after you...
*willing to take sloppy seconds*

LOL I think it from the clock tower scene so he must have buttoned them up quickly...or maybe bella buttons them whilst trying to explain she's there and misses a few buttons....

LOL BELLA CAN SOD OFF!!! if that girl has any sense she'd leave the buttons the hell alone LMAO!!!

LMAO MEOooW! That's it, Kim!! Knock some sense into Bella. ;)

ooo touchy touchy!

*Bella pushes her hands against his bare chest to jolt him that she really is there, caresses his 1 pack and slowly buttons the shirt all the while looking into his eyes and ...then she goes in for the kiss....*

...I could make this so much more dirtier after bada$$ ed but I don't want to get banned!

LOL

LOL TSH NO!!!! it goes more like kim pushes her hands against edwards bare chest, she rips the final few buttons off his shirt and starts to slowly push it down his arms and back making edward tingle with desire *cough cough* i think i better stop LMAO!!!!!

*the shirt falls to the floor and Kim then pushes herself against him. He wraps his arms around her and scoops her up and then carries her to the bed....the rest of the clothes go flying....* You can picture the rest yourself! LOL

OMG YES!!! i like how this story is going LMAO!!!!!

*after an hour of 'fun' they start round 2!* LOL

wow ladies, I miss all the fun when I'm at work! *pouts*

LOL i'm always ready for round 2!!! LMAO

Darn! Go on! I'm all ears.. or should I say eyes? lol
Um,...have you ever considered writing fanfic? ;D

*licks his lip and then kisses him. Moves her hands to this hair, before slowly moving then down neck and then down his back stopping at his waist. Pulls him closer to her and....*

Right that as far as I can go keeping it PG13 before I my knuckles wrapped!

LMAO!!!! pg13 can stuff it, don't go all rosenberg on us LMAO!!!

I know I don't think I have read a post since middle of last week that doesn't mention bada$$ edward!!

Effing was the cookie monster...I'm laying the corruption blame with her! LOL

OME.. ok, I wanna know what's the "Bada** Edward" lol... I have NO idea what's going on... fill me in woman ;-)

TSH we need you over at the coven!!! we have a dilemma :)

LOL

Since i sent the link to Effing i feel a bit reponsible lol :)

At least we are all on the same page :) Code words were never easier LMAO

ROFL

There are teens here...but considering the way bada$$ edward is being passed around here I'm sure they will have read it and this will seem like nothing but I don't want to get busted. I know the folks passing it out may not be thinking about the teens but I still have to put my hand up and be responsible!

LOL!!! i think we've all corrupted this site with bad a** edward, it can't get any worse LMAO!!!!!

TSH...what do you mean by 1 pack? Please, Rob's worked really hard to umm...well, nevermind. Sounds great, bump up the rating to an R and I'd say we'd have a winner!

maybe I should right my own fan fic!! LOL

DO IT!!! if it's written by one of us coven girls it would be pure filth LMAO!!!

LMAO!! I agree!!

OMG I would only help him button his pants after I helped him unbutton them!!

OMG OMG .. *drool*

Um......nice picture. LOL

thanx =]

OMG!!! That is so sad but hilarious...
*goes hunting to see if any one has Howling Girl's avatar*

**shrugging**
Well, I didn't know what else to say...I couldn't just ignore her, that would be rude. LOL

change my avatar .. sorry bout that

LOL, that's okay...No worries. Lucky for you I am in a good mood today..... LMAO!!!
j/k

You could have kept it, I wouldn't have minded because it is one FINE pic!! LOL

LOL .. YES IT IS !! =]

room tilting......*thud*

you know a perfect song for new moon..its by secondhand serenade- fix you
the lyrics match it to the tee =]]

there's a coldplay song that's called fix you. Is that the one you are talking about??? If that's the one your talking about it's already planned for the s-track. I wanted them to use You found Me by the Fray but they are using over my head fr/ them instead.

well ive heard the coldplay one but there diff lol
and really there using that fray song?? yayyyy lol
nah but i really do love that secondhand serenade song

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHh - scream of a fan! lol! :-D
his chest isn´t waxed - lol! :-D
..I wonder, why is he smiling:-D (maybe after the reunion kiss with kristen?:-D) lol. this made my day:-D

ahhhhh he still makes me melt!! (:

::sits back to watch the insanity::

He sure is white, though.. makes for a good vampire. heh.

woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

shirt open......


well this will def. make everyone's day go by better! =)

here you go rob fans!!! us demetri and felix fans had our day yesterday LOL

hey here some more pics of of charlie from yesterday...some are the same as what you seen but there are a few more of just charlie....

http://www.twifans.com/profiles/blogs/charlie-a...

thank you again for feeding my charlie addiction (second day in a row) LOL :)

Alright!! What is with the avatar thieves?? They are coming out in droans!! LOL

Geeze....now somebody has the same as mine...!!
**eyes rolling**

mmmmm... move over edward, and make some room for Demetri!!!!

Effing... You scary people?? LOL!!

I changed mine back to this one too... I saw someone else had the other one...

Oh no!

Change your background color so that yours stays unique!!

Nah, she changed it. LOL

you're just mean and scary! She probably thought you were gonna get out with the tazer! LOL

yeah, now it's definitely Rob's day on NMM.org. lol.

WOW

I bet evey Edward fan on here is screaming with joy right now!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! I wish I wasn't at work so I could drop to my knees and SCREAM!

********screaming & jumping 4 joy!!**********

"Hey, don't look at me like that!".........lol.........

I am screaming on the inside ;), co-workers may look at me funny...

I am @ home so, I screamed, giggled, and then gave my computer screen a round of aplause :)

*raises hand too* =) yum!

*screaming at the top of my lungs!!!!*

*raises hand*

I am :) just made my day lol

This pic made my day too!!!! LOL This is great, asoweme.................. speechless. lol

AAAAHHHHHHHH________________-*thud*

you are not the only one

I know I am!!!!!!!