Gee, it would have been a real shame if he would have fallen in the water and had to walk around all wet and dripping. Then he would have had to take his wet clothes off with all the cameras around....yea, REAL shame....

**planning trip to Cannes to push Pattinson in the water**

Can he swim?....We may have to jump in to save him...dibs on mouth-to-mouth!!!! LOL

Okay. I will just massage his body to keep his blood flowing... Wouldn't want him to be uncomfortable while you are stuck to his face. LOL

Unless any of you guys are medically trained .....then i get the dibs on that job lol :)

LMAO

*disgruntled frown* I'm not an MD but have enough training for this. You'll just have to share Nic....

Okay........you can take ove when i get tired :) lol

*wink* I wont :)

****packing tazer to use on nic when I get tired of waiting for her to move ***

LOL

Crap!!!!!! ....my hobbit butt will never get a chance at Rob with you 2.....,......Damn my parents tiny genes to hell....*mope*..........Even if I was in Cannes, Rob would probably trip ove me into the water and then everyone will run me over to go get him....*sigh*.....this is why they tuck me in the cube for work....:(

If my lips are locked to Pattz and we're all wet, then you be tazering him too :)

I guess to a perv like you it wont matter if he's conscious or not though :) LMAO

Like thats ever going to happen.....I'll just yell "Sheen" and sneak in when you look.....Muhahahah

Good plan, I will bring the cardboard cut-out for good measure....We can tie it to a dingy in the water or something to distract her. LOL

Ok thats one down......how are you getting rid of Robcakesss?!?!? LMAO

I dont know!! I am out of tazers!! Dang, I didn't wanna have to do this, but.....

**going upstairs to pack tranquilizer gun**

LOL

RTFLMAO.....Now I'm really SOL....I've got no chance unless you're a bad
shot..

Sorry, ran out of boxes.

Actually the tranquilizer gun was for Robcakesss. Hello? I said you could come along, I don't go back on my word. While you are freaking out about your size and getting shot at, I am trying to get rid of Nic and the Cakes girl. Geeze, I am seriously rethinking this partnership. LOL ;)

........................did someone say Sheen .........................where????

*sigh*

*mumbles i love you Sheen under breath :) lol

No Nic! It's a trick, don't do it!

SSshhhhhhhh!!!!!
Geeze!!

"Now, hold still RobCakesss"
***taking aim with my tranquilizer gun***

"Hey bookobsessed, get out of the shot!!!"

LOL

"a little higher, just a little higher"...."argh!!!!*

Hi,to user RobCakness The picture becide your where can I find that picture please post.karen

don't get distracted by the sheen...concentrate woman!!

God did someone just say Sheen again..............

*wanders off in search of him*

p.s its not officically my pc night.....but hubbys gotta take a bathroom break sometime. so i sneaked on LMAO

I can't believe you take turns!! Can't you both spend 2 hours each day or something?!!

He's making sure i know he's entitled :) I'm letting him win for now :) You've got to give them a little bit of extra leash sometimes :)

Don't worry :) It's very temporary LMAO

I'll be back in about 30 mins if anyone is still around LOL

i will be!1

lol You're good! I wouldn't of thought of that move! Ofcorse if I had my mouth planted on Robs I wouldn't be hearing you say anything.... so maybe that wouldn't work too well on Nic.

MAYBE. lol

I'll get the warm fluffy towels!

ahahahahha!

PS: I hate the body guard!!! I hate him!

PSS: Robert is soooooooooo sexy

Not with that body guard holding on to him the way he was! Or else they'd BOTH go in! ;)

Good Point....Thanks for the heads up..

**packing tazer gun for bodyguard**
LOL

LOL! It's all about momentum too, I think you could definitely take him if you get a good running start. :)

*scoffing* PLEASE!! I have madd ninja skillz!!
LOL

I'll come too :)

He's looking more buff thse days :) might take 2 of us :) lol

lol did you see the ET video....its got a grown man screaming 'robert have you been working out?!' I nearly wet myself with laughing so much!

LMAO :) Just proves no one can resist his charms :)

I mean look at the bloody body guard for god sake :) If he gets any closer he'll need to put on some protection :)

LMAO

I rarely say this but.... OMG! I just caught this post and that is just wrong! lol So totally true tho... he's man-handling him just a lil' much. Dang, I wish I could get paid to do that to him!

God yes....there are worse jobs LMAO

Well...every other job is worse lol

Us girls would totally do that job just as well as Mr. Baldy! And.... we'd volenteer. It's totally a win win for Mr. Rob! :)

Plus he won't have to go out in public to get sexually assaulted. He can get it all from the comfort of his own home. LOL

LOL...I'm sure he will be very grateful...nothing like sexual assualt in the comfort of your own home...
*going to fill out application*

I know, then he can just let loose with all of the frustration he doesnt have to hide it for the cameras.....hmm, Pattinson letting loose his frustration...

**racing to beat I_like_em_sparkly to the application line**

lol

lol OH... so we provide bodyguarding services and body..uuumm...assulting sevices?! Hhmm... I don't see how he could turn that down!

Exactly. Then, he can be the hermit he wants to be and still have the fans. LOL

Dam those girls were planning to get in the car lol if it wasn't for the people that got them out of the way haha

As much as I love anything new on Robert, Kristen or any of the folks from the film, I end up feeling sorry for them when I watch these types of clips to a point that their lives are in a fishbowl. Fame is a double edge sword and there is a fine line really for celebs who make it big. This being said, I guess I am contributing to that lifestyle for them by constantly checking this site and a few more getting updates on his every move. I would hope that I wouldn't carry on screaming like some of them do - I haven't walked in their shoes (the fans up close and personal) so I am not judging but then with my age (over 40) that would be embarrasing if I acted like that. LOL He looks good though and as always, he wa polite and smiling at the camera. I just love Rob and think he is just a like bloke. :)

Normally I'd agree with you about the crazy paparazzi stalkers but this is Cannes........it's one great big photo op and he knew that before he went so no guilt over new pics for the next week.....bliss

me 2, as much as i luv 2 know everything thats goin on........ i dont like how they are followed everywhere and everythink they do is recorded and then broadcasted !!! must e hard for them, after all they are human beings doing a job like every1 else, its just a different kind of job what they do is in the sportlight and they get recognised for it!! anyway they love what they do obviously because they still do it, so its realli up to them !!! They are all gud sports i think and admire and respect them for it !!! al with me now HUZAR HUZAR HUZAR !!!!:)

i agree totally rob is gorgeous and all the girls pretty much want him n he cnt even leave his apt. with out being follow its kinda sad but ur right they choose this career. but rob is such a cutie!

Thats kinda the whole point, Summit have sent him there to create this sort of reaction. They know they have one of the biggest stars currently and they're gonna take full advantage. The poor love is gonna be made to go to everything, I hope he's getting a big bonus for this. I'm sure Rob will be happy with the partying and scantily clad ladies though.

I truly feel ya...i love to see them but i also feel bad that this life may be so rough on them. they all seem to take everything in stride though, which only makes me like them more.

Yummy!! I loved the slow-motion shot too. Very, very good!!

Haha He comes in on his little inflatable boat!! .... That girl screaming is so annoying

Agreed

first?

UNF! Simply gorgeous!!

here is our RO-BERE as the call him in cannes LOL...ok and who are those 2 girls at the back??? :O

xD It's not only in Cannes that French are calling him Ro-bere, it's in all France. I do. I can't speak English all the time, can I ? =D But Rob-ere is cute, well, I think

For Forks sake.....so close :(

LOL at the girl who says : "You know what ? He touched my hand with his shoulder." LMAO
And the girl at the end, on the phone : "It's crazy thing, you don't believe it"
Rob's groupies always make me smile lol

She seems confused........if it's your hand and someone elses shoulder................you did the touching honey....not Pattinson :)

LMAO

*eyes rolling* Whatever, he totally walked into her hand. LOL

Oh silly me :)

Really i bet he was totally stalking her....he maybe even asked summit to send him there just for that purpose LMAO

Probably, and then when he got into the car you know he screamed like a girl and called his mom and was like "Mom, I totally just walked into that girls hand, can you believe it? I am never gonna wash this shirt again" **sniffs shirt sleeve and kisses it**
lmao

ROTF

I missed this post earlier coz either the sites screwed or my pc is, or both :)

But you just made me spit my coffee all over the keyboard LOL

I am pretty sure it was the site. It was doing funny things for me all day today. Eventually I just gave up on it and lowered myself to do some housework till it got all better. LOL

I gave up too :) It was amazing the things i found out when i switched off my pc.........there are these mini humans living in my house....i'm not sure but i think they're called children :) That was a shock :) LMAO

The birthing of said children is something I am sure you would remember whether on this site or not, so perhaps it is time you had a talk with your husband!! ;) lmao

I'm not sure :) My life before twilight is all very vague LMAO

I seem to remember it involved a lot more of that thing....oh crap....what's it called again???? oh yeah...outdoors :) LMAO

No she says "It's crazy, that's the guy we don't like"

Awh why can't people just leave Ro-bere [Lol] alone? he's probably tired from all the fans and always going back and forth at the airport!.

No wonder he is always so scared - he was mobbed!! I would freak out if I were him!

Whoever kept yelling his name....wow they have an annoying voice, lol. They sounded like they wanted to kill him.

He's so gorgeous..simple guy...He deserve more. More bLessings ROb...WE Love yOu!

wow his so cute! lols i feel bad for him tho i love him but p eople are soo.. anoyying somtimes and paparatzii i mean camara in your face everywere u go ugh i bet he cant even pee @#$%^ without some guy in the bathroom " can i have you autograph for my daughter " lols its so anoyying im sorry rob ):<33 lols id be like ! wowww ur rob patt! his like are u not a fan why arnt u yelling me : " oh i can yell i love u that much but i dont wanna anoyy u or freak u out u know can i yell know " rob: sure ahaha me : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i love uuU! my sexy boii! r0fllmfa0

OMG!! Mental picture of Rob in the mens room...funny how taking a pee is now sexy because you said Rob in the same sentence!!!

OMG!!! I want to put my arm around him and guide him......right to my room!!!!

Holy crap! I'm so happy he's in Cannes!!! We are going to be on Rob overload!!!! Oh, happiness!!! :)

Rob, you are so.......Aarrggh!!! There are no words to describe your hotness!!!!

Why can't people stop screaming and sounding like idiots when they are near him??? Surely if you only gonna meet him once in your life.....that's not the memory you want to leave him with :)

LMAO

gaah , pooor guy , hes surrounded where ever he goes, and needs men to pull him through crazy girl fans , he must feeel like hes not in control of his own life now, !!

I wish I knew French so I know what the girl was saying at the end on her phone.

She said : "It's a crazy stuff. You can't believe it or You don't believe it".

She's saying "It's a crazy stuff, I can't believe it". In French it's "c'est un truc de fou, t'y crois même pas quoi", but in English you'll traduct this way =D

I never said thank you for the translation ladies! Thank you! The French language is so beautiful!

GORGEOUS as always...wish I was that bodyguard...his probably hyperventalating...lol

*squeals of delight*..ooops....everyone looking over cubes to see who's making noise.....

At least you can see it at work...My work blocks videos..I have to wait till i get home tonight ..sighs

The Saxon23 household at 18.30 hrs(UK time)
Mum rushes in front door
Shouts !bye" to baby sitter
**pushes kids off the compuer**
"You can do your homework later - mummy NEEDS to see something"
Kids raid sweetie tin while mum distracted

Oh dear , i really need to get a real life!

LOL

my work does the same!! booo!

LOL LOL LOL LOL OMG you sound like me.....yes sweetie(talking to my 4 year old) mummy will give you the computer in just a little while...the Disney site is under maintenance at the moment LOL...in the mean time mummy needs to do some research AKA newmoonmovie.org LMAO *shakes head in disgust* lol

If I keep squealing and moaning at this screen I'm definitely going to be blocked soon. LOL

LOL - now that is funny!

oh and you're not missing much except shouts of

*french accent* 'ro-bare, ro-bare!'

LMAO!! like the girl on the video...yelling his name.... she sounded scary... No wonder Rob has his bodyguard manhandle him alot... : D

Body guard to RoB, " Don't worry Mr Pattinson, if things get crazy I'll have Scottie beam us up to the mother ship."

Rob to Bodyguard in his accent, "You serious?" Oh God?? LOL!

ROFLMAO

beam me up scotty!

Too funny. ;)

I found a you tube clip from ET http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8sdOoCWFps

there is no crazy woman yelling this this but there is someone yelling out 'robert have you been working out!!!' that cracked me up!

poor guy.....

It won't play for me :(

yeah it's not playing for me either.. boo..

Just wait a little while after you hit play. It took forever for it to start playing. I was getting sooo frustrated. Then it would pause. Drove me nuts, but it finally played.

There are some pictures of him in Cannes on a french website. A photoshoot in front of the sea ^^.
The photos are great !! ^^

poor, poor guy!
he looks so uncomfortable and confused, i really feel bad for him...
but he IS incrediably hot! ;)

Not to change the subject... but who was looking for the t-shirt the other day.... they wanted "Pengins. Lovely".... well here it is!
http://shop.cafepress.com/design/28486664
I'm so totally purchasing one of these!

haha i'm getting one, too!!

Oh, for the love of all thats holy !!!! as if i carnt even see the video !!! it wont even let me !!! that just plain ol' sucks rocks !!!!!!! :(:(:(:(

wahhhhhhhhh its ok dudes, totalli got it under control now !!!! woop woop how close how close !!!! awesome totalli fanmatically awesome !!!! :):):) my day can not get any better now ! :)

yes Its_Effing_Robert_Pattinson, a real shame...........

Damn he's handsome, I mean really....

There is no way anyone can prepare for crazy crowds that he has to endure.. But I must say.... He is still very cute through it all!!

OK, Good to Know that Robert haven't fall in to the sea, and Taylor is with Selene, but anybody have hear some of Kristen? where is she? where had she bean?

wow the screaming!! Why cant fans act somewhat normal when they see Rob?


He does look like hes enjoying himself there though.

ha ha that's cause its not freezing cold and the sun is shining on his poor pallid skin. LOL

I bet Summit are making him wear total sun block, if he gets a tan they'll have to ship a load of makeup out to Italy to pale him down.

ha ha ha wouldn't that be funny if he got like total farmer's tan from his days there. hey i will go over and be his personal pallid creator :-)

ROB will be on "Le Grand Journal" today at 7pm.
I hope he'll talk about New Moon and will do the "Boite a Questions" as he did when he was with Kristen. ;)

hee hee rob really is just content to have people put their hands on him and move him where they want him. LOL Ok... does it make you sexier to scream Robert with a french accent?? HA HA
Oh my god this boy needs a VACATION... go back to the hood man and hang with your friends!

I'm so jealous of the bodyguard!! LOL!

Robert Pattinson est si tres tres bien!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/8057703.stm

Nice pic from the BBC website...if only he had taken a few steps backwards..and gotten wet!!!

its not a wet t-shirt contest!!

Oh Please please please.
I knew one of the Dirty Coven would get what i meant!
It had to be you TSH

Lovin' it!

poor baby, everyone wants a piece of him... they can't leave him alone! i feel soo bad for him, but then again i can't blame the fans, HE'S TOOOO FREAKING HOT! & omg i lovee it when he touches his amazing hair :D

Who's that fella with his arm around him? I'm jealous. New headlines "Robert Pattinson admits to man love after being turned off by all the girlies screaming at him" lol

That body guard has got to be one happy camper.. First he gets to grab Rob anytime and anywhere (well pretty much) and second hes probably got so many women now trying to get to Rob thru him!! I wonder how many "favors" you have to give this guy to get to Rob? hmm.. hes not a bad looking guy for a bodyguard..*wink*

Fans scare me. Not normal fans like myself but the obsessed ones, like the one you can hear shouting his name at the car.

... Yeah ... I wouldn't do that .... at all!

it's so sad. He's one of the best actors and the people should just thank him, not go crazy like animals. He looks very good but tired. I can see why the acting was he's 2nd choice. Good luck Rob! I hope you can take some time off soon and rest your nerves.

I love this video.
Hes so polite.
Hes like walking and hes like "how ya doing"
and it's like he wants to have a little conversation..
but he gets shoved along.

great video :D

Oh wow... I loved the slow motion part of the video... hehe... slow motion for ME... damn that Rob-waist-grabbing body guard... I think I hate him just cause he CAN grab him like that and not be considered a weirdo fan... =[
Oohh the visual of a wet Robert is a um... very GOOD one... hehe!!

And he gets paid to grab Rob.... he totaly sucks. *totaly envying the bodyguard*

(I use the word grab loosly, cause he's practicly feeling him up.)

LOL... I know damn lucky body guard... he has his arms all up on his waist and chest while having this big a** smile on his face... LUCKY!!!

:)

The bodyguard rocks, If you had been there you would understand he was just guiding him in the right direction. Robert is new to all this and the bodyguard will know that. If you look at other photos you can see that Rob is completely at ease with this BG and he should be applauded for that.

Would you rather a bodyguard who stands 6 feet away whilst rob is in a stampede?????