Even though it's not real.....I'm gonna have to shut my eyes and put my fingers in my ears and say lalalalalala.....untill i get that picture out of my mind :) LMAO

Soooo wrong....but soooo good :) Is it worth the jail time...........*thinking it over* lol

How could you post this NMM, do you want us all locked up?? Who'll surf your site then?? LMAO

Oh dear me, I believe I have just violated my computer!

Oh i know.
It feels very wrong looking at this pic as he's what 16? But OMG!?!?!?!
The hotness of Him is like hell. lol
Almost makes me want to switch to team jacob.

I am team jacob! =]
I feel extremly lucky right now. Although I would have never been team Jacob if it wasn't for him.
But WOW! this is just like "WOW" I'm really not sure what to say about this because I am just at a loss for words right now haha

lol ur luck i just keep have those spaz moments ALL the time i couldnt breath then trying to talk then when i did speak i kept screaming and random dancing he makes me sooooo crazy omj im bugin over here i cant wait to see the real thing

ik ik! If this is only the Fanmade then the real one is going to like make
me pass out! My mouth like dropped when I saw this. no spaz moments today
for me, because i was to stunned to even move lol

lol soo lucky. ive never spazed like THAT b4

Haha like you just did now?
Well it's okay at least you don't have 20,000 people there to watch you spaz
haha.
My luck when I finally do spaz again all my friends will be like in my room
to watch haha

lol true my friends would think i was just doin some crazy twilight thing but i realy wouldnt care or notice for that matter id be to consentrated on him oh and my dad was in the room when i saw it i stared at it for a bit then back at my dad then i had to leave the room for one i couldnt breath and i also had to spaz out. i gotta say i'll be happy for weeks=D

hahaha same here! That image is like glued to my brain now its weird haha
but its totaly fine with me!

oooooohhhhhhhh

ye would....a few times over ;)
oh aye :P

lucky im his age :D
YAY!!

aaah, the privilieges of being young ;D

and hes legal in scotland if hes 17 ;]
oooooh *melts*

taylor, come to scotland, please? XD

i think this should be the official poster. no edward, no bella. just jacob ;P

&& you know now why you should :D we have hunks that look like THAT :D

He is 17 and i'm 16 ; )

he is so hot! team jacob us the best!!

lol he 17 now lol almost legal! but my god that man is gorgeous! what a body!

is it his body?i thought they hadn't released any shirtless pics of him yet. maybe its fake?i hope not! man he's delicious!

it's not fake!!!! It's his body! I saw a video where he showed his body to the cam and OMG, he is so gorgeous!!!

It's even a fake
This is not his body.
the posterbody got a 6pack
Taylor got an 8pack :P
But you can also see the different skincolours where they put his head on

He's 17 and yes please jump over...the water's warm 108.9

AHHHH BUT HIS BODY!!!
the temptation is driving me insane I JUST LOVE HIM!!!
no he turned 17

He is 17. Still young, but in some states(US) he is legal age to consent. lol

oooh hes only a year older than me then ;)




oooft!!!!!

Well you not alone :)

We should hang our heads in shame :) But that'll obscure the view....

So i'm gonna settle for drooling with my nose against the screen in shame :)

me too, OMG, he's so HOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! I can't wait 4 NM, he'll be shirts off.

"obscure the view" LOL....you totally crack me up. Keep a bottle of windex handy.

Windex burns a bit when you lick the screen tho....so i tend to just use baby wipes :)

LOL!!!! You don't like it when it burns? I guess the wolves are already hot enough. Yay for baby wipes... yet another use. Maybe Huggies should come out with a line of screen-safe twi-wipes for all the twi-fans who can't control their tongues.

Yes yes :) good plan.....

Can we have them in Pattz / jackson / taylor / Kellan / Peter flavous :) with a shirtless pic of eash on the front ofcourse :)

LOL! nicnix, at first glance, the marketing plan for Twi-Wipes is fantastic!!! Flavors (YUMMY) , eye candy, it doesn't get much more attractive than that

BUT.... I fear that instead of using the wipes to clean the screen, I would start eating them, pretty much rendering the whole point of the wipes completely useless.

Haha!! You and me both, elsewhere, you and me both. Good lord, I need to hop back into the shower after having seen this! lolol

lol i think i need the artic ocean that cold showers not helpin any lol oh and i have to say his being half-naked absolutly does not in no way at all bother me trust me im sooooooo lovin it=)))

*sign* This is hopeless. I just finished cleaning it off!! Then you all provoke me 2 return to my moment of weakness/ extreme pleasure! Shame, Shame... on all of you, shame, a damn dirty shame, very dirty....very..........

I feel like violating the guy guy in the screen of my computer....OOOOhh nO I can believe I juSt said that!! Sorry but thats what Taylor prOvokes in me!!

its ok he does that to all of us.hes just tooo hot!=)))

hahahha lmao! dude that was hilarious! :)

I agree though, he's um....is there even a word to describe him?

tell me about it, when i met him he was like 12!

You?

You met him? Hey 12? Wasn't that how old he was when he was in "Sharkboy and Lavagirl"?

ya. I met him at a martial arts convention like 5 years ago. He was doing XMA preformances (that kid can rip it with a bow staff) and he and two of the other kids were signing autographs. it was before sharkboy and lava girl had been advertised. We got autographs from all of them and Taylor's was on a Shark Boy and Lava Girl print. We got hugs and pictures. They were so cute and excited to sign autographs ;) I think i remember a conversation with one of the girls i was with about how he was going to be a hottie when he grew up, ironic.

Really?

Well LUCKY you! :)

I think that was the best kids movie, shark boy and lavagirl!<3
&& yes he can. Isn't he like ranked 2 in the world with Martial Arts?

OMFG HE IS SOOOO SEXY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OMG HIS BODY AND FACE IS PERFECT AND THEY WANTED TO GET RID OF HIM IM ACTUALLY IN LOVE(l)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

YES i think thats what they are tryin to do is get us locked up...LMAO....could they make his pants any lower....oh hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ONLY answer to that question is YES YES they could make his pants lower :)

DO IT, DO IT fan art people :) Your country need you :) lol

lol! and fan art techies can you also make it move at the hips, abs or chest like the Rob pic that NMMorg put up a while ago, lol

Now that's an amazing idea LOL

nicnix is going to disappear for a week now whilst she photo shops Rob onto nekkid pictures!! lol

Yup :) That's right :) Gotta try all different combinations :)

Could take longer.....then Robs gotta come by and tell me ( i mean show me) if i got a good likeness :)

Ok i'm done being good - you happy now??? lol

YES!! Where's TWP!? Team Man-V is in full effect! *drools, cries & dies in a puddle of naughty thoughts*

Yeah, remember what I said about magoes? & then I bought 5...well, I ate the JB one :( I should totally be ashamed, but I'm too busy wanting to devour the 2nd one...LOL

LMAO! Team Man-V FTW!! I really am making that shirt. Or just
Team Wolf Pack
Cause we get the V
bwahaha.

Now I want a mango.

We get together to see NM in our swanky, sexy Team Man-V garb & oh what mangoes I shall bring you! LOL!! I will pick the sassiest, ripest mango & name it Alex Merango! roflmao

LOL! I shall devour, slowly, the juicy little forbidden mango.

I will be in line to get that t-shirt first!!!

LOL

Ohhhhh the promise that holds in those low rise!!!!!!

I am still having flashes!!!!! And my heart is racing & I am sweating & I think I need a cold shower...

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!

For making my day!!!!!

They say women use chocolate as a substitue when they can't have s*x with someone :)

Well i'm gonna buy myself a family size bar RIGHT NOW :) Maybe even 2 of them one for each hand lol

i say go eat a hot dog instead!!!

LMAO! I had hot dogs yesterday! I couldn't wait! Yummy!

yep I can never actually eat a hot dog any more with something else coming to mind lmao

I had a hot dog yesterday too and I had the biggest grin on face whilst I ate it the my friend thought I was a bit mad!!

LMAO!!! Yeah, I ended up getting 3 packages in different sizes, yep there's more than just one in the pack you know? lmao

there's, jum....oh forget it...I'll take this thought to our hiding place lol

hahaha!!! we need to start bouncing the teens out the hiding place. I say the dirty coven only!!!

lol! we need bouncers now? RobRocks seems to be the badest, toughest nmm groupie, can we assign her bouncer duty?lol

Bwahahaha! Dirty minds DO think alike. ; )

I feel the same way with bananas...:XXX

*goes back to sitting in naughty corner*

Naughty naughty ;)

Is early in the day for that lol :) be nice and restrained like me LMAO

ok I'll settle for a flake 99 then....with 2 flakes though!! lmao

LOL now your talkin :)

and a little bit of sauce on top :)

HOT FUDGE!!!!

damn why do u have to say that now all i can see is rob and hot fudge....thanks alot

creme eggs!!!! I wish it was easter all year round!!! lol

ok now another bad thought.......you have REALLY gotta stop!!!!!

LMAO

I just went to the gym to burn all this off LOL

I refuse to get myself in a lather again LOL Hot fudge and creme eggs!!!!

*eyes shut, fingers in ears and singing lalalalalalaalala not listening *

creme eggs....yum!!

Last few still about in shops...grab them while you can!!! lmao

*alalalalalalalalalalalal*

Nicky is being good :)

YUMMY!

creme eggs and hot fudge...whipped cream, cherries....

lalalalalllala

I am a reformed person. I care not for hot men or fudge sauce or cherries :)

I have seen the error of my ways :) Ye shall not temp me !!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO

i'm only talking about food....sugary food at that....
creme eggs and hot fudge...whipped cream, cherries....sprinkles....ah what the heck throw in a flake too!! lol

I want that all in a great big bowl......a huge bowl..... 10 creme eggs, a bottle of fudge sauce... wait 15 creme eggs...2 bottles of fudge sauce :)

AND I WANT IT NOW :)

And i don't plan to eat alone ;)

oh and cherries lots of cherries :) i wonder if he ever saw twin peaks..........hmmmmmm

twin peaks!!! hahaha

don't forget the finale of whipped cream!! lol

:XXX

ROFL

I am soooo not going there. I can't. I've already doused myself in holy water. Shucks. :X.

lol....dirty minds think alike!!

Not sure thats gonna work Honey-bee :)

You might be beyond all redemption LOL

Oooh, hot dogs are wonderful! (Chili and cheese please???)

stop making me hungry. I missed lunch too...the NMM diet is working wonders!! lol

hahaha, I think I've must of lost a couple of lb's/kilos this last week 'cause I don't want to depart from my lifeline>my computer> my jacob>shirtless>V

Also haven't cooked a honest to good homecooked meal, and the take out and delivery people are loving me right now,lol

hahah the Twi-diet plan!!! I have lost some kgs too!!!

lol! BODY BY "JAKE"!!!
He's a helluva lot better than any plastic surgeon too, I went out for drinks this past weekend and I GOT CARDED!!
Waiter couldn't tell I was over 21!!Yay!! Thank you Jakey pooh, luv ya

i'm stuck at home going through my guest stash of crsips(chips) and biscuits! I think its after a week of eating soup I've now turned tables!!

Thats and I bought the last 6 creme eggs from the supermarket so not good!! lol

I keep think of jake and then resorting to eating something sugary...its all that hot fudge talk!! lmao

lmao...i know this was working wonders...though I have resorting to eating alot of cr*p instead like biscuits etc to keep the blood sugar up!!

I keep drinking water to stop the rumbling in my stomach... that too has its problems!!!

LOL

Oh Nic!!!!!
I have kept family sized bars right at my desk now.... (I am at work) so when the boss walks in he is gonna see chocolate wrappers all around me and I would be still licking one of the bars...

Lmao IHowl2 your desk must be a danger zone by now with chocolate wrappers on floor, tissue paper on floor, and ice buckets melting. lol

Shoot! you described it to the tee.... How did you know????

LMAO woman i think you need to go home sick today!!!!!

Hmmmm yeah I need to find a disease which involves
1. Uncontrollable drooling
2. being starry eyed
3. Plastering a grin on face all day
4. Shaky hands
5. 180/min heartbeat
6. Stopping in mid sentence and sighing
7. Hot flashes.....

HELP PLEASE FIND SUCH DISEASE!!! Oh how about Jaketities????

Oh it's definitely a syndrome. I have the same exact symptoms as you IHowl2!!! AND the only cure is Jake!

As long as we don't furslpode. I think I can take it,lol

Oh we all have it TRP.... it is just that I have discovered it... slowly it will start showing up in every 24 chromosomal girl

(touches Ihowl2's fourhead..) uhoh, looks like you have the advanced stages of it too! your temp seems to be around 108....your done for...

vemonandspice -- Noooo I am just a wolf girl not a WOLF!!! I don't wanna be menopausal already!

All I have is 24 chromosome nothing else!!! LOL

Yup...it sounds serious :)

The only treatment i've heard of is highly experimental....

It involves lots of bed rest with a certain wolf :) Worth a shot wouldn't you say :) LMAO

Oh Yessssss! absolutely worth a shot... It sound so relaxing/adventurous...

Nic? can you be my doctor??? LOL

All I know is that I definitely need a shot of something, wether that be a sedative or 99.9% proof

nicnix can you prescribe me a taylor shot and a jacob pill..you know take 2 and call me in the morning kind off thing, lol

Well i am a health care professional LOL

Will a nurse do :) I'm authorised to precribe wolf and all related products LMAO

Oh yeah!!! I am all here for you... prescribe me anything which involves Wolf/Lupine medicines!!

Lol, I agree....Vampire fan and all, that's just too darn gorgeous to say no!!! Lol......

Don't worry about your boss :)

Tell him it's a terrible disease :) you have no control over it :) would he keep a diabetic from getting their medication :) No way :) LMAO

Wolf Flu....

LMAO! Yep looks like a pandemic for the NMMorg groupies

Hey Eryn :)

Do you have a case as well??? LOL

:) Ummmm....*looks down shamefully and whispers* Yes.

Don't be ashamed :)

It's not your fault :) It's Will's, he runs the site :) Your just having a natural reaction LOL

ROFL!!!!!

I think I need a giant chocolate bar! :X

http://www.sojourn-in-italy.com/albums_guest/07...

LMAO

Now that might just cover it :) gimme lol

No! I'm not sharing. :p

Here, you can have your own:
http://image22.webshots.com/23/5/51/95/20215519...

The funny things you come across when you google: GIANT CHOCOLATE BAR. Sheesh. lol

I think some higher power has their eye on me and my dirty thoughts :) When i tried to open that link it came up with an error message....

Forbidden lol :) The internet never spoke truer words LMAO

rofl

It's definitely an omen. Even the web is onto us!!!

=O

*sits in naughty corner*

Thank the lord i actually put my PC in the corner :) I am more than happy to sit in this naughty corner :)

It's not gonna be a minute for every year of age either LMAO

..

..

OK, Wolf Pack girls, breath slowly and try to regulate your heart beats....if need be, cover your floor around you with towels to soke up the drool! yowza!!!!! that is just beautiful!!!!

Believe me we have tried that are slowly recovering (only to go back the original state as soon as we refresh the page!)

BTW my floor is covered with tissues!

rsn out of boxes up top...no you dont turn into a wolf...the fever is from the tayloritus, the later stages make you run a high fever...there is no cure now!

Oh I so know what you mean... hmmm so that might be why my hands are hot and so is my forehead...

yea refreshing the page does nost help!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EA you should see my computer.... i think it is out to get me... whenever i refresh I stops at the place where the title of the film is written!!!

Gosh *blushing* imagine my boss walked in and poor guy just raised hiis eyebrow and did an about turn!!!

hot much

Actually they probably could LMAO

=O

You're going straight to HELL for that one, missy.
(I like the way you think, by the way:X)

QUICK! Start repenting!!

Im quite happy in hell if I'm with Jake....I like it hot....bring on the burn!!!! lmao

Oh don't forget the spicy along with Hot!!!
LOL

chili can kill if it gets too spicy and I don't want to die just yet! I just want to enjoy!

Just a right amount TSH Just the right amount... it brings out the tingling sensations!!!

LMAO

OH>MY>LAWDY>LAWDY, Jakey pooh is here in all his glory!!!

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching ooooooon.

......:x

hahaha! Amen sista...Ima jumping, hands in the air and what not

Adoramus te Jakey,Gratias agimus tibi propter magnam gloriam tuam Tay

sooo going to the depths of hades for this...

LOL!!! TRP I was looking for you....

Welcome to the glorious Tuesday!!!

I feel like singing Hallelujah or something!

Whoa... You have really taken to the Amen thing!!!

Yeah me too we will have our room next to each other in Hades TRP...

hahaha! roomies! well at least there we can put up our Taylor/Jacob posters

lol, why do you think i'm called VENOMandSPICE!!!! lol

LOL! Yes spice... ummmummm!!

test comment

I seriously think I am going to jail.

No need to worry about jail time over here in Europe...hihi:)
And definitely no need of shutting my eyes... like I could:)

I know :) So so glad i'm in the UK :) LMAO

LOL I'm hanging my head in shame and holding my hands out for the cuffs right now.

Hell, I don't give a damn. I'll put the handcuffs on myself, cuz this is totally worth it! lol

Oh cuffs :) even better :) why didn't i think of that :)

I'll just add that to the little scene i had playing in my head LMAO

yes forget the handcuff on yourself...I can think of something else and a blind fold too!!

looking not touching looking not touching looking not touching looking not touching looking not touching *mumbles to herself*
God it's hard to be friends with you, wolf girls! So much self sacrifice!!! LOL

Yeah, I tried that and by the time I said it the second time my hand was tracing stuff on my screen!

LOL! no strong will at all! (I was molesting the screen just after I wrote that comment, but don't tell TSH! ;))

Mwhwhhahhahah I am here to keep an eye on you!!!

lol

hahaha ooops, I'd better go back to Rob... don't want to be beaten up by a wolf girl with a quick temper! LOL

Awwww!! I don't hv such a quick temper as the Vamp girls!!!

As I mentioned above we have a policy of Ogling Allowed (i think!!)

I wonder who's more scary: you or the moderators ;)

hahaha Ogling Allowed policy! sounds like a treaty! LOL

Oh I know... Mods are pretty scary too!!

Yeah I am all for live and let live... We can keep the treaty all right! I am worried abt when the OFFICIAL poster will be released by Summit!!

we are gonna see some serious action then!!

haha I'm 99% sure that on the official poster everyone will be fully clothed ;)
still, can't wait to see it too!! I hope it'll be as good as the fan-made posters are! :)

lmao....yep no defecting!!

I will have to give my minor defection to Carlisle once I go back to work next week. I won't be sick anymore so feel I have to move fully back to pack then! lol

I'm not defecting... NOW. but I swear, a few more pics like that... I don't have a gift of unshakeable self control! LOL

lol...I'll send Carlisle your way!! He'll help patch you up in more ways than one! lo

Oh Good golly almighty please forgive us, we know not what we do. But the thoughts are gonna be so worth the punishment

Cuff me too, it's illegal to think the things I am thinking right now, LOL

Yeah maybe if we're all locked up then they won't have to keep deleting all the steamy comments LOL

ROFL

Morning, Nicky. :)

It's too late for me. I am too far gone. *facepalm* I think I hear the police sirens in the distance now. :X

Hell there's time for a quickie then LMAO

forget that make it last!!! Get arrested...it'll add to the thrill!! lmao

Do you need more of a thrill :)

Good lord girl.......is that not enough for you LMAO

if you add the whole nekkid pack....now THATS a thrill!!! lol

I'll take my laptop in my cell or ...I`ll wait till next February ( Tay's 18th birthday) when I will be able to express my REEEAL opinion about this photo or the upcoming shirtless ones.

I don't think i can wait :) i've decided :)

It's the jail time and smuggling in a laptop for me :)

Hey what am i saying i live in the UK :) He IS perfectly legal here :) Here boy....

*whistles*

LMAO...."Here boy....*whistles*"

I'm laughing so hard now!!! Oh crap! You have me crying...and my stomach hurts!!!

LMAO! I sooo wanna see him do tricks. Roll over for a scooby snack baby! That's a good boy!

Oh yeah baby!!!!

*nodding furiously*

LMAO ok, now I'm in tears! You are way too funny... but one lucky lady since you can get all crazy legally lol.

hmmmm....i still have that little geography problem...he's over there.......

Do they plan to have him over here for any twi-conventions????

*rubs hands together...wicked gleam in eyes*

hey he's mine sista! BACK OFF *in the voice of ROBROCKS* lmao

TSH he is NOT entirely yours... TWP and I too have a claim on him... I am thinking 3 girls and a guy.... WOW

Well don't forget about me :( is there space there for me or maybe I should wait for 1 on 1 time!

Oh I can't wait to see how many of us get deleted, we should make a game of it and see who comes out the winner of most deleted,lol

ran out of reply boxes!!

PLEASE STOP DOING THAT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO

hehe, ok I'll stop. Since I see we are making our way back up to the "V" again lmao

HA HA HA that doesn't help me either!!!!!!!!!!lmao

It's inevitable! It's like a damn arrow pointing towards forbidden zones!!

Never knew i would love a letter so much as i am loving V
I could stare at it till my eyes fall off!!!

Lawd I need help!! I truly do!!

LOL I know... and the non existing trail... and the expression on the face...
I still have 101 things to go on and on!!!

Forbidden fruit is the best. I prefer the tropical kind ; ) mangoes, bananas,kiwi's kumquats...
and yes I also have 'bout a 101+ "caption this" thoughts of his facial expressions.

ok, I need a break now, be back later =D

Forbidden is right!!!!! But hey so worth it...lmao

You guys are cracking me up and it is soooo not funny!!!

I have my boss coming out of his office every 5 minutes giving a very curious look at my monitor... I bet he is wondering why the hell am i looking so happy answering my emails...

Oh I just cant stop looking at the V... *fanning my self*

that V .....hmmmmmmmmm......is all i will say.....

yeah I saw the chat discussions... it made me all more ... worse... so had to scoot!!!

Gaaaaaaaah this work!!! Interrupting my Jake time!!!!

OH its still worse...lol

yes that letter is very very nice :) and I too need help ...lol...especially when i see rob half naked...OMG!!!

No worries! I will be fanning you when you faint away!

We (at least I) will be all right so you can depend on us!!

oh thank you !!!

Yea cause lord knows i won't be alright i will have died and gone to hell or heaven which ever one he's in...lol

Carlisle is right EA, there is heaven... you will know that when you see Eddy's pics!!

LOL

P.S. this becoming a support group more than anything!!!

yes there is a heaven and as soon as i get my pics i'll be better off...lol

LOL.

The V. I showed this picture to people at work and we were trying to figure out what the V really is...

Does anyone know, ummm, what it's for? ;)

Taunting.

lol...I know I already said we were having problems with the rota and now we have vamp girls defecting teams!! lmao

Oh you need not worry abt Vamp girls... they are here only till they get their popsicles...

We are here to STAY!!!!

IHowl2

Yes i am only here till i get my popsicle!!!!!
AND IT BETTER BE SOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vamp Girl

LOL You two (EA & Kim)!!!!

Yes... you can stay here... with the policy of that they use in museums... LOOK BUT DON'T TOUCH!!!

lmao

OH trust me the only thing i WILL be touching is my popsicle.... damn I just had to retype i can't think straight .....Ok you got your shirtless pics I NEED MINE OF EDWARD ....ok BAD THOUGHTS NOW

LMAO :)

i know, who says you can't jump teams for a quick thrill and then back again :)

We just need a shirtless Rob now :) Come on NMM people :) Make it happen lol

BACK OFF....or wait as IHowl2 said you can look but DON'T TOUCH.....LOL

I know! I wanna see Rob in ALL HIS GLORY next! *wishing I was a Photoshop wiz* Someone do it! Please! I'll commission you! lol

Did i hear someone say popsicles, yummy LMAO

YES U DID...and very YUMMY i will add ...oh naughty land here i come....LMAO

What kind? The fudge with the ice 'cream inside?

LMAO!! chocolate covered bana..... yeah, another thought that needs to go spewed at hiding place

I don't care what flavor as long as I GET HIM AND HIS.....OOPS gotta stop damn it stop making me do this!!!!!!

LOL You so can't pull that one off :) LMAO

It's ok :) we can share him over here :) Just you and me :) He's not legal for the Americans :) SO all the more for us LMAO

haha...very good argument counselor!!

lets strap him down and tie him up over here so he never leaves!!!

I was only gonna take his passport away from him....

But your way sounds better :) lol

lmao we're gonna have sooooo much fun!!!

very good argument indeed... No will just need to find my passport and head to the UK *digs in the tote*

Yeahh everyone come to the UK, we'll have a little "keeping Taylor hostage" party :)

Ooooooh! for how long? Is it a BYOH (handcuffs)

Poor guy, if they get ther eyes on this thread they are definitely going to add more bodyguards,lol:(

Oh Yeah! THE WOLVES on rotation duty!!!

"Taylor d Playor" would tell us "Sure, sure line up and take a number," lol. the line will be long enough up until his 18 b-day
and
you know how they say... men hit their peak at 18 and women at 30? watch out!

If he was able to break his alpha's orders he can sure as hell tell his bodyguard to back the hell up, we're his wolf girls :)

Ha Jake would know better... do you think his body guards can stand us wolf girls???

Ah yes.. the sweet image of lining up... Huh!? Who told we have to line up? Well the whole Pack would be there - the more the merrier!!!

that would be one fun filled tiring night!!!

Are you guys planning to kill me??? Don't give me hope!!! *looking at you hopefully*

No no, you don't need to worry about that. We'll be too busy making sure Taylor doesn't escape to plan anything...

hey hey hey...learn to share...I want a piece ,too. Don`t be selfish you two. I've spilled the hot tea all over me when I saw the pic and I was like : " Oh..ah..mother of...what the...I...oh...yeah...ah...woo hoo...oh momma"till I realized it was a photo manip. I deserve at least a finger ..or a toe..something...for God sake...in fact MY sake.

Hhahah! Wolf girls always share.. but you need to join the pack early enough.. there are already 4 members here... drooling all over the kepyboard and the monitors.
I have no idea how many more we/they could take!!!

Sorry girls, just woke up and had the morning of my lifetime- I'm definitely NOT backing off my share.

see told ya we share... as long as you are in the pack fully and wholly!!

ha!

Oooh. Thanks for sharing. I'm totally in the pack. Sparkles are pretty... on cards. I'm not planning on moving out of LaPush territory anytime soon.

WTF??????? I couldn't type my name properly...!!!

I think we all deserve a little something you're right.......you have your finger or toe or whatever...

I'm gonna hold out for a different part LMAO

LOL That`s nasty. You know ...we can switch the "goods" after you`re getting bored with it. I`m always here with a hand pending.

thats it!!!! i'm moving to surrey!

Haha! You sure didn't waste any time putting that pic up as your profile pic! lol

lol....I know its not real but it will SO do! The hotness on that boy is just beyond words I am for once just speechless...but I'm gonna go state at those pecks one more time....

LOL your the first person i though of when i saw this :) lol

Thought you might appreciate the artistic merit :) LMAO

hale I just woke up and this is the best thing to wake up to that now I just want to go back to sleep and have a dirty dream about this!!

You a bad girl...... :)

You know you wont go back to bed, just in case they put out another picture LMAO

a little dream will do....it'll keep me entertained for a bit!! lmao

Jail bait for sure. He is so hot vary hot.

how come it isn't real? how do you see it? coz it's really a good job...i can't see where it's photoshopped

Just below the poster it says fan art :)

No worries tho - we'll get to the real one soon *prays on knees*

No wonder there seemed to be a missing 2 pack to the 6 pack lol

yeah yeah i knew it was fan made but i was wondering how she did it coz it's really good and i don't see where it's photoshopped....still don't know! lol

You should be ashamed drooling over jail bate, even I have my limits LMAO

Sure you do LMAO *rolls eyes*

I will try to be as clean and upstanding as you Deedee :) lol

In any case....he's perfectly legal in this country lol

I know he is but still, wait til pictures off Felix turn up, I might have to ban myself!!! LMAO

You'll just have to sit on your hands until your under control LMAO

What Nicnix said is true Deedee... sitting on hands kinda works for me ... i think. But you will have to lock yourself up somewhere if you are anything like me!!!

Ta Da - it's the one you've all been waiting for. I went to be at 1:30am - it's 7:45am and there are 329 comments. Fantastic!

LOL :) It's fan art so i think it not real..........BUT SO WHAT

Never look a gift horse in the six pack :) LOL

OE!! Don't you Ta da me!!! I am still breathing very slowly and gasping occasionally!

I had difficulty typing my own name and the spellings are all screwed up!!!

Only 50 more minutes and I can go home to fully enjoy this picture in all its gloriousness haha.
In fact I might not even make it home before melting.

uumm... YEAH. So when does he turn 18 cause...WOW. Altho Nicnix is so right... I was seriously concidering jail time too!!

This is why i fall on my knees and say praise the lord, that i'm living in the UK :)

He is perfectly legal here, and has been for a year :) LMAO

..

haha...yes...i think you all might just have to 'take a seat over there'!

Providing that by a seat 'over there' you mean Taylors lap :)

Hell yeah :) lol

er...what would Chris Hansen say though?

srsly...we should make a new show...'how to catch a twi-predator'

i think we would need the whole of europe for those seats!

He's a year over legal in the UK ;)

So not my issue :)

ahah...i like your way of thinking.

I guess we wont need anymore seats then, give them back to quil and jacob...go on!

OMFG! I cannot believe what I'm seeing! Thank you God for sending us this amazing boy! Hahahaha I totally agree with everyone.... I think jail time is worthy! Love love love love this poster!

Don't worry about jail time - I'm pretty sure the body is over-age, even if the head isn't! LOL

I'll only kiss from the neck down then LOL

way down..... lol

er....................

if i must *sigh*

LMAO

WOW.
MUS-CU-LARRR!!

WOW!!!!!!...Does it both anyone else that someone can look like that at the age of 17...Can we say Jailbate...lol...

just think thats not even his real body he looks even better than that i guess we'll have to wait for THAT pic but omj SEXXXI BEAST=D lol

That Body is tooo good looking for a minor... I'm pretty sure if I wrote down what I wanted to do to him not only will I be kicked off the sight, and locked up, I would also be given money from a porn producer to publish my dirty dirty thoughts regarding his sexiness

i know its like they are trying to torture the crap out of us.lol.jk.
i appreciate every post and this is fan made?
damn it is good...but taylors 8 pack is much more defined now so they should have used a different pic.lol.

okay ture/funny story when i first saw this post i was in the middle of class and i was of course sitting by my twi crazed frend:)
lol. and as i scroll down my jaw drops i tap my frends shoulder and she goes OMG!
and screams in the middle of class...mite i add we had a sub and everyonhe looked at us like we were carzy as we squeled and turned beat red.hahahaha

haha!!!! who could blame you!!! i think edwards rating just went way way WAY down!!! haha this boy is just to d*** fine!!!

Cougar says GRRRR! How old is this boy! Until I saw this pic - I didn't think he'd be able to compete with Robert Pattinson, but damn!

OH EM GEE
PENIS POINTERRRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im in love

OMJ. *block bad thoughts, block bad thoughts* OOOH my goodness that's a hawt pic... One of the best, I fear.

haha om my d*** i do believe i just switched to team jacob!!! what the h*** is wrong wit this girl?! has she not seen jacob!!! haha!!! so her loss!!!

LOL, I was thinking the same thing. My O' My, Good Lord that young man is down right YUMMY!

HOLY TOLEDO!!! *getting down on my knees to pray* God please forgive me for having such impure thoughts about this boy I know he is only 17 and please, please, PLEASE forgive me for wishing those jeans were just a little bit lower AMEN

Hysterical!!! totally right there with you...

LMAO i was thinking the same thing. i'm going nuts!!!!!!!

Lol... you took the words out of my mouth and thank you!!!
and yes, they need to go a little bit lower...
Damn, he is so hot and gorgeous lol
his body is just TOO beautiful and just speechless right now cuz i keep scrolling up to see him lol...

God can't blame yOU fOr having impure tHoughts abOut this guy....cOme on with a picture like this who cOUld ever blame yOU!!! Proobably nOt having impure thOughts with my TaylOr should be a sin!!! LOL

LMAO!!

I don't know if I'm gonna be able to follow the movie with all those wolf boys!

Dear NMM.org,

TWP is currently out at the moment. Brain connection to lungs has been disrupted. Please call 911. Tell the EMS peeps the foaming at the mouth, incoherant speech, and convulsions are normal.

Thanks,

TWP (yes I know it's fake)

Omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWP!!!!!!!

I am so out of this world right now..... My brain is disconnected and I too am foaming at the mouth... Common Wolf Girl Syndrome!!

SHooot!!! There goes my day!!!!

I....Can't...stop....looking....at V and pants lines...without imagination running.

Oh the glorious "V" my favorite part and all other 2000 parts

they are just torchuring us and yes i said US I will admit it as much as i LOVE my EDWARD i can't help it so there I SAID IT!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhh! I'm telling Edward! LOL. I do agree though. They are torchuring us.

LOL..... he will be fine with he knows im just looking and that i only want HIM!!!!!!!!!!

LOL! Oh well crap. There went my moment of fun. Hmph lol.

Ya know this picture invokes feelings of highness I haven't felt since I was a teen!

Same here, but after an hour, it's wearing off now after "fan poster" started sinking in. Need the real one now! I've been loosing so much sleep over that one DANG IT! I've been on patrol for it since they announced it!

See TRP? You have to look for the silver lining...
If this is a fan made poster..... then *screaming* WE WILL STILL BE HAVING ANOTHER POSTER OF JAKE!!!

OMG I NEED to go to the restroom!!!

roflmao! watch out IHowl don't get banned @ work from bathroom for overexcessive use!
Ah yes, the silver lining on cloud 9 thinking about the real deal, and as soon as that comes out I'm sure I'll trip and fall all the way down to hades yet again. That time i'm sure even there they'll put me in the verrrry n@ughty corner.

OMG anOther Jake Poster ....Ooh gOd that's great, well mOre than great, I just can think that my cOmputer could juSt resist anOther Jake piC!!
OOOOOO gOOOOOd thankyou....thankyou thankyOU!!

Oh yeah... I know I am not getting banned coz i need to vent out my feelings here!! Buhbye miss goody two shoes!! LOL

I think I will have a direct train to Hades when the pic pops up!!

LMAO....Im sure you will get some other moment of fun...lol

Oh i know how you feel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow i read your guys' whole conversation and i agree with every word your wrote! haaha i was laughing so hard. i love it!

I couldn't reply ran out of boxes :)

How about i just promise not to touch you Edward with my hands :) How would that fly?? LMAO

don't touch him at all and it will fly very well...LMAO

I knowwwwwww girl what do you think I am staring at....???

I never knew I had such hyper active imagination...

Oh my I think Moderators are going to have a busy busy day today!!

YES they are....lol...but what do they expect putting a poster like that up????????

I simply can't stop staring at the non-existing trail and the face....

fan made poster is making me nuts what will happen to me when I see the real deal???

I will have to make sure 911 is there so you don't have a heartattack or if they do they can be ready to restart you!!!

LMAO

Yeah I need a defibrillator at hand just so that there are no casualties in the theater...

I am going fully armed though (not taking any chances) tissue boxes for tears, 911 on speed dial, a paper bag to breath into, cold water bottles... the list is still expanding!

the tatoo has me by the throat!!!! thats my weakness! i love that they added that to the movie! kind of like the cullen crest. oh i cant wait to see the summit poster!!!

F**KEN HORNYNESS THAT WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM HOWLING RIGHT NOW GIRL anD IN A GOOD WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL! But...but....we can't be blamed for what we say. Look at the pic! And the straight line leading to yonder imaginations of nekkid hineys and...textures.

LOL TWP!!! Hineys...!!!

Actually what you have said is true I can blame all the day's mistake on this poster!

LMAO me to....is that bad?! lol

We wolf girls have very dirty minds....*oh the image just popped into my head again*....I'm going back to bed to dream...and stuff! lol!!!!

You dream girl... you dream....! I have to take the torture of sitting in the office and sighing the whole day!!!

SHARE YOUR DREAM WITH US!!!!

lol...I would be SOOOOO banned if I share my dream or given you little snippets! Put its this way Jake and I are NOT sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G....but we are...*mind drifts... the filthyness infiltrates and I just...* you get the picture right! lmao

I have a feeling tsh that they may include hot dogs lmao!!!!

KIM OMG....whatever made you think of that!! lmao

*little voice....soooooo right though!*

Yeah I knew yours would include those but mine would include more spice... LOL

- as I said the more spice the more tingly sensations - to your tongue DUH!!

OMG!! You have sooooo fallen off the wagon sista!! lol

dude what wagon are you talking about??

I wasn't riding any wagon!!! I am still true to my spicy hots dogs!!!

lol

lmao....careful now!!!

hotdogs? Im thinking f**ken HOT LINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIG
HOT
AND MAKE YOU WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***licking the screen***** OMG TSH I think ive fallen off the wagon and into a gutter.......**those abs, butt cheeks, wanna lick nipples.....OMG I HAVE LOST IT................

Yipes almighty. We'll discuss this in the safe zone. I just woke up to this!

Ahem, I sure hope you ladies have taken this to a better place! Tonight...tonight we CORRUPT!!!

Oh girlll I feel your pain, what time is it where you're at?
I've only got 2 and a half hours left at work.

Oh the day has ust begun for me!!!!! it is 9:30 AM!!!!

Oh the torture!!!

Right, the torture, Howl2. You're loving the pain right now!! I was laughing as soon as I saw this because I knew you were going to be all over this one. Poor you.

mwwhhahhahahh you guys know me so well!!!

I couldn't type for the first 5 minutes of seeing this. I had to calm down my heart which was beating like a rabbit's heart and take deep breath and then wait till i see some more comment AND THEN was my 1st comment!!!

lol

Watch it, Howl2, I can tell your brain is toasting right now. You just compared yourself to a rabbit... Wolves eat rabbits and you know how rabbits multiply too. Chocolate, someone, PLEASE. This girl needs chocolate!!

Do you really think I care I Tay/Jake eats me??? I would cover myself with Rabbit fur and hop along if that is all it takes for him to come to me!!!

My brain is scrambled!!

Hahahahaha! I KNOW you don't care. I was just getting worried by your little analogies. I'm trying to save you so you don't end up in the hospital. I'm seeing smoke in the distance right now and I know it's rolling off your brain. You'd better stop hopping.

yeah the smoke that you see with a dozen fire engines standing around is coming both from me and the screen that I just slobbered on!

SO you are right on mark!

LOL!!! The firemen are probably wondering what the heck just happened. At least your monitor blew, to hide the evidence. Just tell them it was a forest fire.

Forest fire?? Awww... you reminded me of the reservation!!! I need to go the the Happy Land again.. see you in a bit!

LOL

lol! its 2:30 am in the UK and I'm loving the fact I still have this week signed off sick so I can have my dirty dreams all day long!!

Yay someone else from the UK! Where abouts?
I am so jealous btw hahah, wish I was at home dreaming about all these sexy guys.

lol I meant 2:30pm but that pic of jake has played havoc with my mind that I don't know what time of day it is!!!

I'm just outside of birmingham...you?

Middlesbrough, near Newcastle if you haven't heard of it haha :)
I am so going to be banned from the internet at work, for looking at "inapropriate images" :( boooo

lol...I don't think they can ban you for this..its not real...but close to the real thing!

I got a warning at my old job for looking at figleaves and buying some bra's because they thought that that was inappropriate to do do during my lunch hour!! lol

Yep I know newcastle...have a friend in Darras Hall in Ponteland

In my old job we didn't even have the internet! NMM.org is like my little heaven at work, I don't know what I'd do if it got blocked or something.

RobCakesss - Don't even say such things!!!

*shudders* I will be in a catatonic state the whole 8 hours of my work hour!!!

LOL! Dream on girl! Just share. No it isn't bad. Wait...I think the men in white jackets are back for us.

you girls are so trying to throw me off the wagon....I think IHowl2 fell off it but I'm trying so darn hard to not join her!!!

Stay strong!!! LMAO

i'm gripping onto it with my teeth and nails!!! I'll be good I promise!!!! lmao

i saw this pic and thought of you and TSH lmao ;-)

lmao...I woke into a dreamyland!! This pic has made my week...I'll on a high all week now!! lo

hahhaa, just wait till movie rolls around. im guessing most pack girls will be drooling long after its over LOL. hahaha

LOL...I better learn to swim then!!

Amen sister! Amen! I think I stopped breathing for a second. *fanning my self*

LOL! Me too girl, me too! In response to a different post. The Spears brothers are all most too much for me to handle. They invoke instant swooning, and drooling. I don't think I have seen Black Cloud yet. I'll have to check it out.

Awe the Spears brothers *reminding my self to breathe*...
I literally screech whenever I rent a Native movie and find them in it.
The other day the hubbie and I rented Skins and I screamed when I found Michael Spears was playing one of the young bad boys on the reservation.
Definitely check out Black Cloud.
It's Eddie Spears playing the role of a boxer.
Half naked and beautiful the entire time.
*swoon*

Oh yeah!! I remember Black Cloud now! I had heard about it but wasn't able to find it. I saw the pics....wooo buddy!

Here's a link: http://www.blackcloudthemovie.com/

I told you we'd need defribulators...

Defribrulators...heart monitors...brain wave monitors....oxygen masks...lol!

Oh hell just bring a whole hospital!
And make sure the good doctor is inside ; )

LOL yeah you can have the doc!

I seriously already have a headache. I really do. That rush of blood from my heart nearly jumping out must of done it!

I 100% agree! Man, this is pure hotness! Now if they don't stop killing me already and just come out with the real deal. Jeez! This is driving me mad, but my day just got a whole lot better! Team Blackwater baby!

OMJOMJOMJOMJOMJOMJOM,OJDHG sorry i ....omjomjomj i canbrji cant breath breath sorry said that 2wice omj i kno how ya feel omj my dads in this flippin room i would be screaming if he was not here errr curse him for my random outburst omjomjomjoomj sorry agian i ohholymotherof idk just daymm even though this is not his real pic im sill dyin over here i keep tryin to calm down but its not happenin i cant its not possible i cant stop shackin my head omjomjomj ahhhhhhhhhhh omj my eyes are like bugin ahhhhh soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HOT! wtf i have never cursed so much in my life in the past idk 10 min. lol just ahhhhhhhhhh i cant even type rit eomjomjomjoklmmj i just remembered that thats not even his real body im sooo gonna faint and i proli mite this time lol but is body is better omj cant breath again

Ooh, maybe I AM Team Jacob...

...
....

Nah, still Team Edward -- would you understand me if I said I'm only human? >;)

LOL I understand you completly

Now THAT is a fan poster! That is very well spent time.

This poster is so obviously fake but i have to admit those are some pretty impressive pecks, i think it's a pretty awesome poster actually, but i have just one thing to say to the fans who make these posters, where the heck is the half naked edward ones huh, get it together people LMAO

hey Kim ......I won't lie this is just HOT!!!!! BUT yes i want my EDWARD ones in Volterra.....please please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me too!!! OMG, shirtless Rob!

YES....Rob ....shirtless....omg.....i can't think straight anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EA Kimmie and the gang.... I can soooo see you guys going cross eyed over shirtless Rob!!!

May that day come soon!!! (That is for having my back even though I am Wolf Girl!!)

OH im gonna have something crossed alright...lol

and yes please please come soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh sure, wolf girl or vamp girl, there's a difference between right and wrong and I can't let someone talk to you like that! Any time you need backing up, I'm here!

I think I might pass out soon with all this hotness!

Whaaaaat? What did I say now? I prayed for the shirtless Rob pics to come soon for you guys :-(

I'm going to jail - whose coming with me?! The limits of being a Twi-mom darn it. I was Switz but now I am alllll Team Jacob!!!! This is the hottest poster I've ever seen and 'm betting the real ones won't be anywhere as cool as the ones I've seen on this site!!!

Holla!! I'm going with you!!

Pull the pants up just a little fella....When you're older you can do that....right now age appropriate still applies for the boys. But you've got great potential!

he has an 8 pack that looks like a 6 pack.
that is so not Taylor, i would recognize his ads anywhere and those are not his, he is 110% more sexier than that.

Oh My Taylor. I thought it was the official one. That`s how wicked it is. Incredible...and I`m sooo drooling all over the floor.

If only his face matched that body....he's too boyish looking in his face (although I think he is very attractive) . I'm too old to be attracted to a 17 year old....but damn....that body is something else!

I totally agree...he always looked too young especially for me but I wouldn't mind a chance to touch those abs...

haha good poster, but that body doesn't have his 8-pack!!!

I was thinking the same thing. I'm gonna need some kind of advance warning so I can make myself a little sign for my monitor *DO NOT LICK COMPUTER SCREEN*

Yeh but he's still a kid with a kid brain. Not much use in reality unless you are into stuff you would be arrested for...he's a cute kid...RP is a beauty and a man...no contest.

No waxing required!

lol ^^

Even if this movie sucks (which it BETTER not) it will be worth it to watch just for the eye candy!! Kind of like that older movie, The Covenant - crappy movie but holy crap were those dudes fine in their little swim knickers!!!

This is true. If it turns out bad the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th time I go see it in the movie theater I'll just take my Zune with me and listen to some music and be content to watch Taylor run around shirtless.

A shirtless wolf pack is definitely worth countless trips to the theater. Kind of makes me wish the Cullens had that shirtless thing going on. Kellan definitely could - he's just delicious.

That's right.. Kellan is super sexy...

mmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmm. u got that rite! not as hot as taylor though! sry but its true!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah! Moments when you really appreciate little knickers! lol

Well hello chum I haven't seen you on in a while!

I got the sookie sackhouse novels today, a boxset off 7! Got them imported from America, you had me wanting them from your recommendations and I had to get them LOL

DUDE! I miss all of you believe me. Things in Christen World have been crazy! One of the assistants walked out last week (I could choke the bytch!!) so I've been super busy at work and I don't have time to comment and filter through the mile-long threads. I do try to keep up with the posts at least!

I’m soooo glad you got the Sookie books!! Book 9 came out here today and I’m going to the book store at lunch so I can start it right when I get home today. GAH I’m so excited I couldn’t even wait for Amazon!!! You must, must, must tell me what you think, even if you hate them (but I don’t think you will). It has similar themes to Twilight but a lot of it is much darker. I’ve been having some crazy dreams about Eric the Viking vampire!!

Welcome back, Chris. :)

I pre-orded the True Blood dvds from Amazon. It comes out 5/19, I believe. Still haven't picked up the books yet, but I am planning to one of these days.

Happy reading. :)

Thanks. I'm actually scheming on how to get this book open under my desk without anyone seeing me!

First.

Oh man i was soo close! lol

OMGGG hes sooo hot!!!!!!!!!!!!


wohoo first!

oh.my. gosh. wow love the poster!!!

Wow...I think THAT picture will definitely help me get through the day! :)

amen!

Wow he really has the best body ever!

It's fantastic poster. Fantastic Taylor.!

Oh sweet Jesus......Taylor is stunning! WOW.....!!!

Now thats what I'm talking about! Wow, is it hot in here...?
I think the Wolf Pack fans might fursplode when they see this LMAO!

I agree with you!!!! I can't believe there not here yet...lmao

I'm almost certain the site might crash haha!
Oh no, I can't concentrate on my work now...

Yes i think it might crash too...lol....especially when the wolf girls get here!!!!

WHERE ARE ALL THE WOLF GIRLS AT??????

HERE!!!!! now i'm definitely a wolf girl!

I AM NOW TOO.

Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Don't tell Edward...(or Demetri). :X

hey girl stick to the vamps!! I have share the pack already I don't want to sharing it with more now!! lmao

Nooo. lmao. That's not fair! You can't keep all of those hot guys to yourself. Besides, sharing is caring. :D

I want to see more shirtless NM posters. Keep 'em coming, NMM! Who's up next?! Paul???? *fans self* :X

*runsfromTeamSpaceHeaters*

yea u better run from TSH as far as u can....LMAO

LMAO....yeah keep running and not in the direction of Paul either because then you'll feel the wrath of TeamWolfPack!!!

Us pack girls stick together and the hotness stays within a strict perimeter that we cant release it into the coldness of the the vamps!! You;ll be cooling us down so be off with you and leave the steamy HOT guys to the girls that can handle the hotness!! lmao

You are so right in that...TSH

Honey_bee?? We are Territorial!!

LOL

Fine then! *kicks dirt in defeat* I'll just have to settle for drooling & lusting & drooling again from afar. *sticksouttongue* Siiiiigh.

:)

Hhahhah you have to run from TSH, from me, from TWP and some other wolf girls LOL

But we do have another policy of Look But Don't Touch.. prolly that would work for you!!

LMAO!!

YAAAAAY I WIN!! LOL

Go check you site for my 2 discussions!

Replied to you deedee!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I am here!!!!!!!!!

OH. MY. GOD.

*Thud*

HEY its about time you got here where are the others...lol...are u still breathing???? LMAO

DON'T DIE ON ME NOW....LMAO

I a-a-a-am t-t-t-trying t--to b-b-b-breathe...
*gasp* but can't...

Oh Holy Lord!!!!!! I think I am going to close my eyes and thank the heavens for not forgetting us!!!

Taking the prayer beads to bed helped!!!


TWP!!!!!!!!!! Where are you?????????

LMAO here come the wolves!!! ihowl where have u been!!

I just came to my office and I opened this page..... I am going to have this silly grin the whole day...

P.S. I am already in my Happy Land!!!! aaaaaaah!!!

I am at work trying to act like I am not surfing the internet when I should be working *whistles innocently*
Damn you NMM.org, you've foiled my plan!

Yeah I have got my blessed 30 minutes of alone time everyday... hoping for such kind of poster.

But i know bosses will come to the office to find me soaking wet and shivering in cold... Damn! I have to go and stand in the rain storm which is expected today!!!

lol...Im still in bed and I think I'm going to go back to bed and dream about Jake!!

It may just be a fan poster but it'll do!! I get my toppless taylor fix so I'm happy!! lol

TSH!

I am a happy girl today!

Howling Girl

I think we're gonna need some defribulators up in this place... Anyone trained in CPR?!!

I immediately thought of you and TeamWolfPack as soon as I saw this poster (since you guys had lots to say about Jacob pics yesterday).

LOL... and here we are giving our declarations of undying love and devotion till your ears hurt!!!
lmao

There might be some hyperventalating (sp??) going on...I even had to catch my breath

OMJ!!!OMJ!!! i think ima faint *drops to floor and starts hyperventilating* wowza this totally made my day :D..cant wait to see the real one.....DEFINATELY A WOLF PACK GIRL....RAAAWR...GO TEAM JACOB!!!!

Brak mi słów...ehhhh....

Hes so SEXY!!!

omg he's got the tattoo..it's strange, isn't it??



HOT :)

holy crap i thought it was real! she did great with adding the tatt.

Oh no .. JAIL BAIT! .. i'm going STRAIGHT to hell for this one .... but hot damn! LOL

LMAO! Thats hilarious.
But I think God will forgive us for this, it can't be helped!

Yes! I think if we start repenting now, we'll be alright. ; )

lmao

So am I, LM. *hangsheadinshame* I promised myself I would never think of Taylor in that way, but this is just too much to handle! What a way to start the day!
Who needs coffee? I. AM. WIDE. AWAKE. :X

lol

I need to do some hail marys or something. Even though I'm not Catholic .. I need to do whatever I can!!

Shameful ... oh sooo shameful

ROFL

Yes! Ten Hail Marys and some holy water, and we'll be just fine. *crossesfingers*

NO HOLY WATER!! That Sh*t burns!! LOL come on Honey_bee .. you know it will burn us!! LMAO

Dear Father

Please forgive me for I have sinned.
But damn that Jacob Black is hot!

Amen.

LOL

AMEN & AMEN!

; )

LMAO

It only burns for a minute...or two. *sticksouttongue*

Burn?? You go up in flames!!! LMAO

LMAO!!!

I'm picturing alot of women sitting in confessional talking about this underaged Jacob Black and the dirty thoughts they are confessing.........

When he's 18 it's okay, right??

He'll no longer be a minor at 18 but I still couldn't think off him with improper thoughts! He's 11yrs younger than me LMAO

LOL....he's 14 years younger than me but that isn't stopping me!!! lmao *legal in the UK* is all I think!! lol

Young blokes are good...still have the the stamina to keep going! lmao

LMAO! You go girl! ; )

9 years for me. :x

It's time to do the...*walkofshame*.

*spits coffee all over the place* that comment made me laugh soooo hard!! you can also teach young ones... always a bonus!! (not that i have done that, i'm still a little young myself, but definitely older than taylor...)

gottobekidding, I see you registered finally. :)

LMAO couldn't reply above...

I'll do the walk of shame....but I'll rename it to the walk of pride if I land Taylor!! ;-)

burn/flames .. whatever. hummm .. maybe the Winchester brothers will save me .... ummmm .. Dean .. totally off topic .. sorry . haha

noooo.... Dean??? you are so in the topic LMCullen so in the topic!!!

My brain can take only so much quota of the Hot guys...

You'll have company, because I'm so going with you!!!

oh wow this is really good!!! HOT i might add!!! I still love my edward though

Holy mama, that`s one good looking boy! very good job, thumbs up!

*swoon*
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I can't wait.

I'd put this as my wallpaper on my computer but I honestly don't think I could handle it.

oh i DID!! i have a split screen on taylor on one side and rob on the other... both of the fan made posters... *sighs* i'm going to hell, but it's worth it!!!

hey I couldn't reply to you other post as we ran out of replies....

I hope you mopped your computer up!! Yep teach the young while they are still young...make them much better men!! And I'll teach him things that he's only dreamed off!!! lol

hahahahaha!!! i love it!! i changed my AV, i hope it comes up right though, it's still showing just rob... it's a picture of my split screen desktop photo.. omg!!! I'm gonna be glued to this thing now!

i had to mop up the floor beside me, i was quick enough to turn my head, THANK GOD!! i have to remind myself to not drink anything while reading comments on here, they're cracking me up!!

we aim to please!!! lol

im.... just.... speech.... less.... *mouth hanging wide open*

will somebody turn up the AC please?! its getting hot in here! phew!

now THAT's what im looking forward to in New Moon! Lots of half naked Taylor Lautner scenes! Woohoo! =)

OH MY JACOB! How can I do my job now??? I'll be thinking of THIS

I can understand Kimmie.... AT the moment I am sitting on my hands and trying very hard not to reach to the screen or do anything else...

Hope people don't notice that I am dreamy and giggling for no reason at all!!!

go back to rob!!!!!!!

Leave him for the wolf girls!!! We're all ready having trouble with the rota we dont want to start getting people defecting from their team now!! lmoa

IM still with rob so don't worry about me even though Im givin credit where it is due!!!!!

that fine...no messing up the rota otherwise you'll have to re-plan the Rob rota if you add Jake to the mix!! lmoa

Oh trust me im not gonna mix him in....just givin credit....lol....like i told twp....he knows i only want him and knows im just looking....lol

LMAO!!

I understand your're just waiting for those nekkid rob pics!! A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do! lol

YES YES YES....im glad u understand!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

There's nothing wrong with complimenting a beautiful body...and Taylor most certainly has a beautiful body. Although, i don't think this poster is really Taylor's body...looks more like Alex's body (which is also yummy, I might add!)

No worries......I would never defect from Rob...he is the ultimate for me!!!!

yeah I know its not real but its given me my nekkid taylor fix!! Real or not...I can now dream....!!

Think there'll be an increase in members in the Wolf's Den? lol

yes...I will bounce them out though....there's enough of us already I don't want more!! LMAO

GirlS girlS but I still want a part haha!!! OMG lOve LOve Love Love taylOr haha
yes it is nOt really his bOdy...I had seen his 8paCk lOts and lOts of times I cOuld recOgnize it everywhere LOL

My heart is still with Rob, honest! But this??? This will stop any girl's heart! When they post the REAL shirtless Rob pic I'm going to have to call in sick!

I imagine that your face looks like your avtar of rob when you saw that picture!!

LOL! You know it! I've been practicing this face!!

lmao...it'll be worse when the nekkid Rob picture appears!

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! OH MYYYYY GGOOOOOOODDDDDDDD! HE'S SO HOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I just had a heart attack........twilight rehab emergency!!!!!!! 911 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lol

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exactly! i just passed away and i'm in heaven

Well while ur up there can you ask God to move the release date of New Moon up a couple months. Thanks so much!!

he just granted me that wish...i'm watching the movie right now! lol oh noooooooo..........I just saw Rob in his first scene and it brought me back to life! crap

NOOO...well we're gonna have to see what we can do to get you back up there with a video cam. And this time wait til the credits start rollin before you come back and bring me a bootleg copy. That should hold me over til November or well in my case December.

Why you all say it is unreal? you think his muscles are photoshopped???

apparently it's fanmade. we don't know what's really tay and what's not. that's how good it is!

DAMNNN!!! Taylor is hottt! That body is making me melt!! Gosh...so damn hot!! DAMN!! So falling for Taylor right now!!....

I'M SO IMPRINTED ON TAYLOR RIGHT NOW!! DAMNNNNN! I CAN'T STOP LOOKING!!! SO HOT!

I KNOW ME2........

Sorry for Offtopic... But: Got somebody already the Bluray which is coming out today?

lol random...haha

I've been searching online constantly .. trying to find someone who has put the trailer on. I've even read some reviews of the Blue Ray edition, and no mention of the trailer...

I'm also searching constantly... I still got a little hope... :-(

I'm tryin'! I can see Summit saying that will be on the DVD and not doing it. They KNOW ppl will FREAK out!

Hopefully someone posts something soon!

Yeah, you're right...

Hmm...

It makes me go crazy not to know if there's something or not.
I still don't wanna believe that there's nothing! haha

Woww. Unbelievably gorgeous. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! But one things for sure - Taylor Lautner has better abs (an 8-pack)!

UGH, I AM SOOOO GOING TO JAIL FOR THE THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW LOL HE NEEDS TO HURRY UP AND TURN 18 SO I DONT FEEL BAD IM ONLY 22 MBUT STILL I FEEL REEEEEAAAALLLLY BAD LOL WOW

Dang that is one fine male body.....wonder whose it really is!! Girls, don't get too caught up, Taylor might not be THAT pumped but we can hope!! I know he's not legal in the USA but he sure is in many other parts of the world!! LOL!

omg... OMJ !!!
sorry, can't comment, my hands are shaking :D

omggggggggggggg he has the best body evaa woww SO SEXY I THINK MY EYES FEEL OUTTA MY FACE AHH haha i know jailtime this is crime staring at this sexyness wow *note to self his pantssssss are reaaaaaaaaaaaaally down low* :} hahaa ! taylors my mann can his pants get any lower r0fll his way to sexy XD

i can see how bella wanted to kiss jake now WOW..............HE IS HOT!!!

Sin .Sin.Sin.Sin.Sin.Sin.Sin.Sin.That's all I'm thinking right now.

OMG
Team Jacob hauhaa.

Handsome so muchhhh

kisses girls
From brazil.

HUBA HUBA ..Oh God please help me. I`m having a Felix-Deedee moment O.O

Those moments are the best ENJOY!!!! LMAO

Taylors abs are way better than this! Does anyone else think this is the guy thats playing Paul with Taylors head photoshopped on? Cant wait for the real thing! When are we getting a shirtless Edward?

When he'll have at least a 6th pack and a good waxing on his chest.

hmmm...you might be right... Alex Meraz does have a HOT bod in the Wolf pack pic....could be his torso we're oogling!!

thank the lord i am not old enough to get in trouble for thinking some things...

isn't that the tattoo alex meraz has? so is that his body? it looks better with taylor's gorgeous face!!!

OMG!!! WOW!!! Jacob is lookin' pretty good!! Now, the vampires have no choice but to get all buff and take their shirts off!! =P Well, Since this movie is more about Bella and Jacob...and...Edward is not really all that much in the movie... I guess the Wolf Pack Boys will distract me until Edward comes back in the end!! =]

awesome! i'm in love with this photo!
respect from ukraine)

OME, is this real...?? O.O

Anyway.... NICE!!

Not Bad!!

Jeez I feel like a dirty old woman (of 25) I keep scrolling up and staring. I need some RPatz news to get my mind off this. I don't care what it is as long as its LEGAL!

hmm.. not bad..

HOLY CRAP, I thought it was real for a moment, with the tatoo and everything! But we know Taylor has more muscles, he's even showed some of them. lol Anyway, WOW!!! This poster is GREAT!!!!

f******g hell HOT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love him even more now :D

All I got to say is "MY OH MY!!"^^
Even if it's photoshopped (but really authentic), I'm sure Taylor has got such a HOT body :P

LOL I already commented on this on deviantART- way to be ahead of the curve! *high fives self*

I did not realize how magical this will be up until I saw that poster.

oh my god. and the real one is gonna be even better !!! <3 team jacob !

it's amazing...but it looks like it's not his body =S but it's greaat

Yeah it looks like his head on Paul body, but his body will be just as hot in the movie...

and I'm Team Taylor (in the real world) and Team Edward( in the movie and books) LoL

WOAH.
im team edward.. but dang... i dont know anymore. :P

Holy mother of pearl!!!!!!! He's gorgeous! I'd leave my guy in a sec for him Jacob lmao! (wiping the sweat off my head) Wooo!!! Is it hot in here or it just me??

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wake up and the f**ken wolves decend....HOT ONE AT THAT>>>>>

WOOP WOOP..come see momma baby....i'll stroke that hot bod....


HOT damn I get a 8 pack of hot coco

bahahaha i love that quote you used!!! LOL

HEY I WANT MY NEW MOON SHIRTLESS PIC OF ROB RIGHT NOW NMM.org

RIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

err...you need to edit the above comment...you're cursing hunny....at least *** it out!!!

LOL! I will be careful! Thanks for the warning :-)

lol....RR is going to get reported!!

I'm all for you getting you nekkid rob pic....we've got vamp girls thinking of defecting teams and its going to mess up our pack rota!! Although I'm sure you'll be happy...more rob days for you! lmao

there you are =) i come back from a final and this is what i see LMAO. the first thing i thought of was TSH and Howling girl are going to be going crazy over this pic hehe

OOOOOOOOh yea... we have been going bonkers on this... The proof?? Our comments above!!!!

LOL

hahhaha!!! you TWP and TSH are making me laugh =) what will it be like during the movie?....UTTER CHAOS LMAO ;-)

Utter and complete chaos.... prolly you Team Cullens and Team Swiss have to take care of us!!!

Oh and occasionally we might have to stop the movie to Howl away... Don't forget to bring your ear plugs!!!

hahah..howling =) ... defribulators in place at each aisle in the movie theater for the pack and the robsessed! haha this movie could quite possible produce mass fainting it seems! haha

Holy.Good.God.

Oh My God! this movie is going to be great!

the second i saw this i put it as my desktop background!! LMAO! so hot....*drools*

OH MY SWEET LORD!!!!
hes so ..... I'm deffenetly changing teams this year!!!

mmmmmhmphmmm..well now taylor lautnerrr haha.
I dont blame one soul for liking this;)
but im at the right age to like it! Victory is mine haha.

O.....M.....G!!!!! CANT.....STOP.....DROOLING.....CANT.....LOOK.......AWAY.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought I was Team Edward but now idk...lol WOW!

Sweet Jesus! My mind is filthy right now.

Gosh, I feel like I belong in Law and Order:SVU!

Damn!!!!
Im all for Team Edward but
Damn!!!!

Jacob lOOks HOTT!!!!!!!

Screw Edward! I want him!!!!

With a body like that *drools*........ I'll join the wolf pack thank you!

uuh, I'd bet his skin is really HOT

Huuum, sexy +.+

omg omg omg omg..can somebody help me breath cause i tottaly lost my breath..
well i'll be fine even if i don't get to breath anymore..i've seen him..now i can die....wooow

UGH it should be a sin to look soo yummy!! =DDDD

ddddd

My computer froze! HOLY MOTHER! are you sure it's not Summit who is making these posters? it's too professional looking for it to be fan made. Ya know I'm Team Edward, and Team Paul but goodness me. Jake, you have Grown.

I do believe I just came.

holy crap. I'm at work, and i click on NMM.org and THIS pops up! *covers screen with both hands* aaah! everyone leave the office!, so i can oggle in peace. XD Being Team Jacob is defenitely rewarding.

Hummada! Hummada! Oh my! um, Wow!

oh my jesus.

OMG...................Just got to work and checked NMM.......................I need my paper bag!!!! where the heck is my paper bag!!!.................(head between knees.....again)....................... soooo not legal, soooo not legal................whoever made this please post shirtless Rob, please, please, please...............

great pstoer and aylor does look godo in this poster but Im' tem edward/ tema rob. rob is hotf or vobiso reasn ao so e si edad. well oaky so is talyor but and jacob' cool and I liek thim but I lvoe Edward. so some people are team edward/tema rob wihle otheres are tem jacob/ talyor or team edward/ but tema yaltro or vice versia. Im'sort on tem atalyro but I team edward/ so I guesI sort fo tem swizterland.

::covers eyes::

illegal. ILLegal. ilLEGal. illegAL. ILLEGAL!

OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS HOLY!! i would have LOVED to be the person to that toke this PICTURE!!!

OMJB

ahhh tha sexyest thing on this planet
my heart stopped.

OM*G !!!!

I've never been happier to be 17 ... ... LMAO

I even think that real-tay is hotter !!! (just remember the vid !!!!)

I'm just feeling weird right now because of that pic

OMJ Im going to Jail!!!!....and I'll go gladly if I got him LOL...this isn't even the real one and it's sooooooooooo good. This jus made my day!!!

wow.. im still trying to pick my mouth up off the floor. My 9 year old just told me that she wants to marry Jacob for real this time haha.
All I will say is.. WOW OMG! no thats not what I wanted to say.. what I wanted to say is. Can I get one of those for my Birthday next week? HOLY CROW!!!!
I think Ima start batting for TEAM JACOB! haha

Oooh my God Jake!!!!!

wow! It's photoshop but still...wow!

Team Jacob!

Wow! OMG! This is not fair! I'm absolutely in love with Jacob so why does Taylor have to be underage? This is just cruel; I can’t fully enjoy this damn it! It’s not fair! :(

Oh for the love of all that's holy!! If that's fake, I can't imagine what the real one is gonna look like. Oh wait, yes I can :)

bimey thats sexy

OKAY --- WHAT THE HECK IS ALL THIS TALK I'M HEARING (calming down) that the New Moon movie script has been leaked to the internet??????? Who is trying to sabotage this?????

holy crap. I am at work, I click on NMM.org and this pops up! *frantically covers computer screen with both hands* Everyone leave the office now! So I can ogle in peace. XD Being team Jacob is defenitely rewarding.

argh

I might not be on team jacob but now i am thinking about it

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!

This is definitely mind blowing!!!!!!

My headache suddenly disappeared like magic!

MORE!!!!!! =D

i don' think this is Taylor's bod.......he actually has an eight pack (saw it the other day) and this poster isn't showing an eight pack. Doesn't do his bas justice. My ♥ stil lbelongs to Spunk....sorry ladies I know I am saying that on the wrong page-haha!

musnt.think.bad.thoughts.hes.only.seventeen.


oh my GOD...be 18 already.

im still a team Robward but...yeah just look at that poster..

saying that im not sure that is his body i think its that Alex Meraz with TayTays head on it....nicely done though!

i don't think this pic does his abs justice.....is this even his body. I saw his abs the other day in a video (5 best abs) and he had an 8 pack. There is no 8 pack in this poster. My heart still belongs to Spunk. Sorry ladies, I know i am on the wrong page-haha!

OMG !!! I thought I was dreaming when I see it !! I almost have an heart attack

Even if it's a fanmade, I'm sure Tay's body is delicious too lol
Can't wait to see the official picture !

actually Jacob's bod is way better than this...he has an 8 pack for real. But my heart still belongs to Spunk.....has to he's at least legal for this 30 somethign Twi fan-haha!

OMG why are his pants so low? lol TEAM JACOBBB

anddd hes so fit its unbearable....

oh my dear god... (repeating in my head) "he's a child, he's a child, he's a child" ... oh but what a child he is... gggrrrrrrr the cougar in me has been unleashed

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck?!?!?!? WOWZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am FLOORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone's not a little boy anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Eyes wide open)!!!!!!

Hahahaha. Good morning to you.. Glad to see you had quite the shock that the rest of us had. You may want to close those eyes, so you can start breathing again.

Well, hellou there...:) good job. Although you can't see the edge between what is really Taylor and what is lord knows who, you still can tell it's not him;
a, Jacob never wears underwear (too inconvenient), so that little white corner on the left side are wasted pixel that should rather show more skin, and
b, Taylor has an eight-pack, thank you very much:)

So I was scrolling, scrolling, scrolling down and then *screeching brakes* I had to do a double take, LOVE your avatar! Where did you get that fan-pic or did you make it?

Oh well, that's actually me with Taylor...:) Nah it's not *wish*
Yep, did it myself with a little help from my good friend Photoshop:)
that's the kind of thing I start to do instead of working... ah well.
It surprises me you saw it at all, it's so teeny tiny...

so hoooottt

Wow... I might be changing sides; Team Jacob anyone?

Too bad he's jailbait, because SERIOUSLY... The things I am thinking right now... Could land me in jail. *drooling*

OMG!!!!!!! I can't believe it. too much beautiful to be real.

all i have to say --> :O

--> :O

I can't believe this is photo-shopped

i might be for edward. but jacob is hot in this photo. i just can't have him. i am five years older then he is and is my sisters age.

if the official is anything like that i'llbe happy. this pic is now my screen saver. how are we supposed to wait 205 days till new moon! all these guys!
*drool*

Wow! That's a great poster!

all i can say is O!M!G!!!!!!!!!!

I'm trying to answer emergency calls, and just keep saying "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. I just love a well built shirtless man/boy.. *growls sweats hmmmmmmmmmmmm

so, first of all, i love how far i had to scroll to leave a comment. I'm with all of you. that jus shouldn't be legal. well, actually, it isn't, but day-um, where can i get one like that? he would be worth every second of the jail time!!

Maybe I'm just ungrateful but this poster does not do him justice. I can't count the 8 pack on there! Oh well beggars can't be choosers. I guess this will have to do until Summit decides to release the real deal and kill us (or lock us all up) once and for all. Pardon me, I believe the cops are at my door.

o crap lol *faints*

omg! i think this poster has officially converted me from team edward to team jacob!!!

oh my.. this isn't clearing things up! now i'm becoming more and more teamless! haha..
i wish rob was a werewolf too so we could see him half naked. haha. then i can decide. hahaha. :)

i thought this was the official one then
well done!

I know that's not the real deal, but it only gets better from here. Not that this one isn't every girls dream. Bring on the next!

Mmmm.... My love looks so yummy in this picture!! My sexy wolf posing for me, Yayyyyy!!

Quick, some throw cold water on me i think i'm about to faint!!!! lol

wow I´m not Team Jacob but WOW

lol see what Bella is missing out on

oh my god, i had an heart attack!
still recovering...
*drool*

Selena Gomez is having fun! LOL
I love my Vamps.

All I can say is WOW!!!
*Drools over computer*

Bella is not missing out on anything.

wow, thats sexy!!

i think i just went into temporary shock. SUMMIT NEEDS TO RELEASE HIS SHIRTLESS WOLF PACK PICTURE!

O.O

I can't like jacob as a man, he could be my son, if I got pregnant at 16..:)

i can't wait till the REAL pic of him comes out. summit, release it already!!!!

Hahaha!
This kinda reminds me of that one guy on those old work out commercials where his head looks pasted to the body [which in this case it actually is].
He just doesn't...look right.
I think it's just because Taylor has such boyish features that having a great body just doesn't really suit him.
That's just me though.

One word...........................SMOKIN!

Holy crow! that is HOT!!

wow i'm team edward all the way but WOW

All i can say is WOW! cool poster tho.. XD

oh my god! his body is amazing! I love him and his perfect body! haahahahah
esta terriblee!! jajaj lo amoo! pr mas q a Robb imposible! ♥♥♥ besos!

So what is the record number of comments NMM has received on a post? We're over 500 now and the day is far from over. I was just wondering.......

I am so glad that I am on team Switzerland. All I can say is WOW.

urgh,this so freaking creeps me out.(it's like seeing Selena Gome-whatever poster of her in a bikini/underwear only) I feel like a pedo now after seeing this,thank you very much nmm.org

umm but anyways,putting those horrible thoughts aside,I'm disappointed,does he really look like this now? if yes then he's not THAT buffed at all. I mean people were overrating him. yes OVERRATED.

No its fan made, I am sure he is alot more buff! Although I am Team Edward an would love to see a 22yr old Rob body more, There is something disturbing about looking at a 17yr old like this!

OMFG! im team edward but this makes me wanna change........................................jokes but he is still fitt!

damn hella hot hes all mine

I would go to the movie just to see that! Lol. I so should not be looking at this picture!
Lord forgive me! Lol :)

My jaw dropped, he is sooo sexy.

These fan posters are sooooo impressive!! <3

I love it. Even though that's not really taylors' body, I'll still drool over it.
xD

I think all of our jaws dropped. I've been starring at the computer for 15 minutes and still can't look away! Lol.

Holy crap!!!! And people wonder how I'm Team Jacob.

Oh to hell with my "he's only 17" chant....I'm flying to Vancouver right now to make this boy into a MAN!!!!! Who's with me?!

You're asking for company, Brooke? There's barely anything left of this boy to go around, what with all the sharing. They better put the Rob picture out soon, what with all the vamp girls suddenly being ok with the wolf smell. LOL

Psssssh...have you SEEN the body on that guy? I'm certain he can handle a fair share of girls *slaps own wrist with a rulers* gotta get my mind outta the gutter. but dammit it's so haaaarrrrdd....

You're killing me, Brooke (: Watch your choice of words at the end there!

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Glad to see my minds not the only one in the gutter!!!!!! This is the effect the wolves have on people hahahaha

Sorry. Trying to keep it clean, but those wolves...ugh. Mention the very word "LaPush" and I break into a sweat. I think they focused on all the vamps today to give me a bit of a break. Yesterday I was dead useless.

hell yea!!!!

i can't even decided anymore who i like more,
i think i mite fanit!! damn taylor ;)

All I can say is D---!! When I was seventeen none of the guys I knew looked like that. Hell none of the guys I know now look like that. Unpure thougts, need to go get on my knees and pray, lol.

That's HOT!!

Oh crap. I literally cried when i saw it. Thats how beyond hot he is.

and this is why I am team switzerland!
so HOTTTTTTT! yum

This is a very dangerous picture, i feel very wrong looking at him like this. God bless the UK for having a legal age of 16, he's MINE.... hehe

hahaha. my friend Jessica is from England and she told me that boys can have sex once they turn 14 and girls 16. She thinks its funny that in America you can start whenever you want. maybe you should come here for a while!

finally we see him shirtless....he looks sooooo FINE! he is so drool worthy!

I CAN'T BREATHE!! OMG he's smoking. Every time I see him he just keeps getting hotter and hotter. Sorry Selean but he is so mine. I CAN'T KEEP MY MOUTH FROM WATERING. He's so sexy. I still will always love Taylor for what a great person he is and not just his body. Still so sexy

Holy crow!

God please forgive me. I know he's a year older than me but I can't help it. I can help it for having these impure thought. OMFG is he sexy. I know you're gorgeous Taylor, but wait until you're older to pose like that. Don't get yourself into bad and dirty things. Stay your sweet innocent self & don't date until you're 28 (like your dad said). He's still so gorgeous!

WWOOOWWW!!! is all i can say lol.....rob next please lol

So effing sexy. Wow. that is literally what I said when I saw it. Oh god. =)

oh.my.edward..... well in this case.. oh.my.effin.jacob! HOLY CRAP!!! this is amazing. I've never been into jacob much.. maybe that wig threw me off.. but HELLO! lol wow.

ohh my...... O_O *swoon* sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy! lol i nearly fainted when i saw this.... he's soo yummy<3 ahhh! damnn.. im thinkinqq very naughty things...i better go turn myself in to the cops before something happens...LOL! :D

OH.....MY.....GOD.....!!!!! this is going to be my screen saver and background for my computer, i'm already team jacob and they're provoking me more *tears* i wish i could have him *crying and drooling at the same time*

Rob better look just as good ... i could even turn team jake... scary cuz i'm 100% team edward...

omg he looks hott. i gotta admit. although i am team edward... taylor has got it goin' on!

Um wow is all I have to say of this picture! Can't wait to see the "official" one!

Oh Mercy Me, Im still on Team Edward. But Jacob looks totally HOT>>> OOOOh LA LA

OH MY GOD UP IN HEAVEN!!!!! *squee/faint*

OMG..........IF THAT'S THE WAY.........

Hes pretty darn HOT

he's so hot!
too bad he's under age lol

I'm with Brooke_Black!
but WOW!!
Totally fine.! I wanna see more of this in NM.!
For real though, guys, i'm seriously thinkin BAD things.
and i'm drooling! ((ew!))

OK...im 26 and he is under age...Its very bad that i am having dirty thoughts about this boy!!!!!!!

what a fantastic poster it looks wonderful and jake look niceeeeee lol :D

agree 100%

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can't handle this!!!!!!!! he is sooooooooooooooooooooooo hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why does he have to be soooooooooooo hot!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! i looooooove him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i'm in loooooove
he is SO HOT, he makes me feel so....
wait...
WHAT I WAS THINKING!?
he only has 17!
:(

i'm in loooooove ahahahaha

Don't laugh of my ¬¬
XD

me*

*stares in shock* *GASP* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
O-o-o M-m-m G-g-g

im speechless
like i just came home and saw this and was like drooling
well at least i know im not alone :)
man why am I so young????
grrrr.
Taylor, you're just too much to handle looking at but thank your parents for giving birth to you lol
but really thank you Grodansnagel!

ohh how i love being 17 and able to think lovely thoughts of this (now) man ;)

lol ikr

oh.my.goshness. I hav seen the light and it is beautiful!!!!

*falls off chair* O MAN I just drooled on my key board*flips cell phone out and takes picture to send to friends* I’m a Vampire girl but I,I,I, can’t resist this picture. I feel very sinful for just looking at him lol *drool* woops I went to the top of the page again. Team Taylor and Edward and Alice :-)

OMG
*dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*
november
november
november
november
november
november!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Emm Gee! It's like I died and went to heaven :P
The sexiest picture I've ever since in my life :O ;)
He makes me speechless &+ that body is HOTTT wooo ;)<3

ahhhhhh; v-cutts :D
how can this be fake? he has the quileute tribe tattoo thingy in the picture lol
(thats like this movies cullen crest)
this must be the official poster unless she got it before anyone else haha

Yah....so I am the 635 comment and I can see why! That is glorious and you know the real poster is going to be even hotter because Taylor has an 8 pack....that's right ladies - an 8 pack!!! I'm very excited to see real posters of Taylor for 'New Moon'!

OMG. I OFFICIALLY CLAIM THIS AS THE NUMBER 1 WEBSITE EVER!

SWEET BABY JESUS, I LOVE THIS BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there are now words.....when i saw that pic OMG i think i almost fell off my chair and couldn't breathe WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW OH WOW! i feel just wrong right now.... he's only like 17 right? oh boy... not good!

omg i ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT....... GOOD JOB AND THNX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO... OH my sweet Edward!! There like 600 comments on this post... LOL... I knew it!!! Dang Taylor is one HOT pup... wow... I'm like... um... speechless... yea it's fanmade but DEAR EDWARD... just, WOW!!!

omg, seriously could he get any sexier? Taylor is sooooooo gorgeous, n jus the rite age 4 me ;] i cant stop looking at it....i keep stopping mid-typing n scrolling back up LOL i repeat, SEXY!

WOW OH WOW! I feel so wrong right now... isn't he like 17? Geeze... not good, i'm falling for someone 4 years yonger than myself... woah boy!

*spits* I'd rather see Rob topless.

:D
I <3 Taylor, but not enough to drool over this.

well close your eyes and don't look or you'll get the wolf girls all spitting back at you that'll you will no choice but to swim for cover!! lmao

Holy Underaged Half Naked Hottie Batman!

lol y batman??? lol

no words....------------------------- just sighs and drooling, specially drooling O.o

HHOLYYYYYYY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeeezz.
Very nice poster.
I didn't pass out, but I couldn't believe my eyes either...
Wow, that's a very nice one...

When I first looked at this picture I counldn't breath. He looks so good. And mind you Jacob Black is my favorite chracter, before I even knew if taylor was playing jacob. OMG, he is so good looking.

where's this pic's original?

No amount of words could describe how ridiculously hottt!! taylor is in this picture.

anyone have a towel cuz i think im wet...

HOLY $#$#@#

ahh and he only 17 im turning 17 in 3 months! :) he is so sexy ahh wat i would do to him lol ily!

oh my oh my oh my i can't believe this is just a fan poster! its so good and so is i love this pic so much and i hope in the real pics they can do even better!!! and i can legally date him, so he won't have to date selena anymore

0MG! OMG! OMG! I'M ABOUT TO CRY BECAUES HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F-ING HOT!

give me some of that! LOL!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Taylor!!!!

Thats all I have to say to this picture.

I'm gonna go faint now.

Why cant rpatz have that body? lol

GOD THANK YOU FOR GIVING US THIS HOT CREATURE!
OMG I'M STILL CRYING!

mmm too porno...I don't like it....I mean...Jacob is more than a hot body soooo much more....I hope this movie could show the character's intelect instead of his goodlooking

pshhh i want both

GOODDDD!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL! Oh well crap.


hottiiieeee


.I'm gonna have to shut my eyes and put my fingers in my ears

That is damn sexy. Time to take a cold shower.

OH.MY.GOD. I THINK IM IN HEAVEN! SOMEONE PULL MY HAIR OUT AND TELL IF ITS A DREAM OR NOT.

Sexy but thats not his body right still i dont care that is a badass poster id hang it on my wall i ahve to like pull my self away from that pic its sooo sexy and it looks perfect i wanna see someone make a better one cause that ones perfect im in heaven looking at that pic

is that the alex guy that plays pauls body thats whos body it looks like

my dear LORD

I've never seen such an amazing BOY... well edw.. but OMG!! Taylor is SO HOT!!!

You all are hilarious. Though Taylor has turned out to be a very righteous Jacob Black.

You all are hilarious. Though Taylor has turned out to be a very righteous Jacob Black.

OMG!!!!!!!!!! yay babe!!!! this is a good one..........nice fan made poster!!

hahahahahahahahahaha my mom thought i was on a ...lets just say bad website hehehehehehehe. then she started getting worried when i couldnt move from the computer gosh im really glad that me and him are the same age it makes me feel a bit more ok with my feeling's of this pic hehehehe

oh.. my.. JACOB! *fans self*

It looks so real!

Taylor's hot!

I hope the real thing will look like that too. :):)

OH MY FUCKIN GOSH!!! HE IS SOO HOT!!! LLUUVV HIMM!! ♥

I think Taylor's body is much HOTTER than that fake poster. The body part is too skinny for how beefy Taylor is now. And I highly doubt his uh, "V" thing is that defined... I mean, I'm sure it's defined but not like THAT. hahahah Plus, I think Taylor is too much of good boy, he wouldn't wear his pants like that! hahahahahhahahahah Though, I would not mind if he did. :P

WOW!
SEXYYYY!!!!!
No other words can ddescribe this picture

OMG!!!! SO GREAT!!!!! <3

xD

All i can say is that its totally wrong... but.... DAMMMM....
I will need extra Robert Pattinson to take that out of my mind....LOL

Oh My Lord .......i just have to say where were all the boys like this when i was 16 !

Agree Agree and agreed.... wow.

Well at least I know I won't be in jail alone! LMAO

i think ive just died and risen to heaven! omg im not a big jacob fan
but OMG he loooks way hot here!!!!!!
far out.... omg lol

Thank you Baby Jesus for Taylor Lautner Shirtless. Thank you for making him so perfect!!

I am going to jail for looking at this one...sooo hott...but tooo young...aghhh the torment..who did this and why? lol I cannot wait for nov 20...and if it isnt his body I am now dying to see it. ughhhh

He is very very nice! I think werewolves in New Moon are very sexy!

I think I just died. XP Selena Gomez should take a look at this pic. :D

*sob* i thought it was the real one..

i feel so dirty now..

OMG!!!!he's so hot!!!
I cant get that picture of my mind xD
*Team Jacob*

OMFG This can't real? My heart skipped two, no three or was it four beats just then! I think it is trying to restart....ok I got my breath back.... Let me just say....Oh. My. Gosh!
I'm just going along with the idea that this IS real! ,,,,,,,,,,,,AND,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Oh man I need a smoke now! LMAO

Well, that's just... :o

...

wow.

:o

I had to cover that pic with my hand so I could breathe for a while. This site is literally killing me.

Does anyone know where i can find the original picture without the graphics???

I LOVE TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIM & SELENA R AWESOME 2GETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey
não me levem a mau mas esse corpo ai é de um brasileiro

é do modelo Edson Nacimento do clipe de Ashley Tisdale
fake
que pena não é?
link http://capricho.abril.com.br/blogs/uau/

NAO É O CORPO DO TEY NAO É DO EDSON NASCIMENTO
CONFIRA O LINK
http://capricho.abril.com.br/blogs/uau/

Err. No. I Didn't see that MASSIVE poster on my computer. Oh. NO. That's Sick, Sick. Ewww Ewwww Ewww Ewwww. My computer will need to be clensed and me. Therapy

all i can say is HE IS
SO FINE

OMG OMG WWWWWWWWOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! I DON'T THINKS THERE ARE WORDS FOR HOW HOTT HE IS HAHA (just wish he was older) now all we need is a picture of edward (robert) like that :) i mean i am TEAM EDWARD ALL THE WAY!!!!!! not that i don't like looking at jacob (taylor)

speechless x_x

HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....... I DIED AND MII HEART STOPPED AND WOULDNT START AGAIN.......... OMFG I LUVE HIM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH I WISH HE COULD BE MINE AND NO ONE ELSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH IT SENT SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE I AM SUCH A STALKER I HAVE BOOKED FLIGHTS TO VALENCIA SO I CAN FIND HIM!!!

ummm, how sure are we that this is fan made?? cus thats going to burst my fantasy bubble lol *cant tear eyes away from poster, drooling on keyboard*

is it November yet???????????

Thats just wrong on so many diff levels. but so right!!! we will all go to jail!!!!!!!!! Worth it

damn h3 luks ssssssss000000000000 s3xii!!!!!!!!!! i just want 2 t0uch dat!!!! i waz lik dddddddddddaaaaaammmmmnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!! i waz ab0ut 2 scr3am

OH. Im so a team-jacob after this one. Lookin forward to a shirtless robert pattinson though, rawr!

Oh my GOSH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BREATH !!!!!!
THANK U LORD FOR MAKING TAYLOR LAUTNER !!!!!!!!

* HITES MY HEAD ON THE TABLE *

I NEED TO GET THIS THOUTES OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

* STARTS CRYING *
HIS SOOO AMAZING LOOKING ..... OH NO MY HEART STOPED BEATING AGAIN ...

I CAN'T BTEATHE EITHER ! PLEASE, CALM ME DOWN !

I'm usually not bothered about wolfy things, but this .. Wow !

I'm team Jacob!! I LOVe Taylor Lautner he is sooo SEXY i luv is body!!!

omg i can't breathe this boy is papasote

OMG HOW DO THEY MAKE THAT? ANYWAYS TAYLOR IS SOO HAWT!

Edward is kinda not on my mind anymore!! LETS GO TEAM JACOB !!!! even tho i know (SPOILERS).. Even tho at the end, Bella ends up with the other most georgous male on the planet .......Edward Cullen :P:P

wowza. thats sweet. imma gonna go to sleep. zzzzzzzz! rofl!

this shouldnt be legal
it just too hot.....
ahhh

he's 17. i'm 17.
coincidence? i think not!

That's not Taylor's body. His head has been put on an older guy's body with Photoshop. I can't believe the way so many fangirls get excited about a fake picture like this. I guess it's Stephenie's fault for writing about a 16 year old who's supposed to look like they're 25, but it's kind of disgusting in reality to see so many women drooling over a fake picture of this underage guy. Have some dignity.

oh goody.......you just made my day
him like that ........yum =)

omg i have one word and otherwise im wordles. HOT!!!

damnn. haa i'm 16 so he's no jailbait for me :P
what a babe. he looks amazing. i can't wait for the movie.
i live for those books :D
TEAM SWITZERLAND ;) cuz i love em both.

It's all good 'til he opens his mouth and the immaturity just oozes out.

:-O wooww! thaats hot!

Ew. jacob.
Yuuuuuummm TAYLOR.
thats just soooooooooooooooooooooo O.O wow... Remember to breath
(as bella would say)
The competition between edward and jacob wont be the same on screen..kinda ruins it
DAMN TAYLOR AND YOUR HOTTNESS!!!

Oh my Jessus he is sooooo HOT!!! I think i have lived and loved Again! I thank god for making such a HOT guy like Taylor no le falta nada he has everything a girl wishes for! I have no words to describe him, just Hotness. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

By looking at this sometimes i realize that just being a team edward fan is hard...let me control my self....


HOLY CROW HE IS SMOKIN!!!!!!!!!!!

He's so handsome!
I love him!
This poster is perfect!

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CANT WAIT FOR NEW MOON!!!!!!
IS THAT HIS REAL BODY?!?!?!? IT BETTER BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
call 000 i just fainted...

OH My Gawd! That is so hot! Total heart attack on the way! Oh my gosh can't breathe. HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG I AM SO HOWLING OVER THAT PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DROOLS ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN* omg i cant wait 4 the summit poster!!!!!!!!!!!! omygawd wer is a paper bag when i need 1?!?!?!?!?!!!!

I just got goosebumps. :D

HOT!!!!!!!!

i love jacob black hes hotttyr then edward cullen lol:)
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I think my heart stopped beating or tottaly sped up to the fastest it can go and then stopped. I love taylor.

K I hate Jacob, but he is HAWT!!!!! My mouth is watering.... He has the number one abs in America!!! He's a seventeen year old with an eight-pack!!! HAWTIE ALERT!!!!!! I can't show this to my friend..... She'd faint.... She's a Renesmee......

I think we should contact the proper persons at Summit Entertainment and, HAVE THIS POSTER SOLD TO THE MASSES!

I would like the second copy the person who made it can have the first thats cool

lol

OMG i cant belive i only just found this!!!!!
.......WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg hes soooo hot!!!!!! ive been on team edward the whole time but i gotta admit when i saw that pic i spazed out. i 4got who taylor launter was wen i was on this biorhythm compatibility site ( btw i match him 95%!!!) so i lookd him up. hes SMOKIN!!!

OMG HOT
cant breath wow, just amazing!!

1. hope it's not fake
2. hope they're gonna print it full poster size coz i want it for my bedroom
3. haha it's legal in the uk =p

wow ang macho ni jacob nakakapaglaway eh!whoa,grabeh ai!!so hot!

I love new moon.
I love jacob black.

How, oh how do I buy this poster? This page is being really slow for me so if someone already said I can't read it... but... if someone knows, please e-mail me. NO spam.
your_friend_ashlee@hotmail.com
thanks!!