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Alex Meraz Horseback Riding in the Forest

by Will on June 24, 2009 · Comments

in Alex Meraz

Alex Meraz Horseback Riding

New Moon wolfman Alex Meraz takes some time horseback riding out in nature in these new pics from AlexMerazFan.

Alex will be playing badboy shapeshifter Paul in New Moon along with the rest of the shirtless hunks. Saddle up!

UPDATE: You’ll be able to go rollerstaking with Alex Meraz live in person at a “Skating with the Stars” fundraiser in Glendale, CA this Sunday, June 28th! Proceeds go to the great cause of the Southern California Indian Center Food Bank.

[thanks, LMCullen and TeamWolfPack!]

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  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    think the wolf girls would appreciate this,
    i think our puppy is Team Jacob.....she HOWLS!! full on howls!
    LOL
  • diamondslady812
    good morning everyone.........in my opinion alex looks to sweet to be paul.....in the book paul is a hot head.......bruiser type......dont hate on me.....alex is cute.........btw (random comment) ran into ms.mary king last night......it was interesting conversation........
  • found it! (I think).

    oh, so you had an actual conversation with someone about 'you-know-who'? You can't tease us with this "it was interesting conversation".. spill! e-mail if you must. LMAO
  • I'd like to have a ride with Alex...

    Or maybe rather to ride Alex... Yeeehaaa! ;-)

    LOL
  • Nina
    LOL!
  • WOW he looks REALLY CUTE!!!!
  • Susie
    I never wanted to be a horse so bad in my life. I am all about Team Edward but damn he's hot.
  • The5thCullen
    Oh now this one doesn't remind me of a pup. I like!
  • Woow! A hot guy on a horse?? Can it get any better?! :D
  • kristine8
    Friggin' lucky horse.
  • Destined
    He just looks delicious! Lol! Gotta love those sexified mountain men as Kristen would say. Lol! Yumm Yumm!
  • may
    why is it always alex meraz going out to these events? where's the rest of the pack???
  • He is smokin! But he kinda looks awkward riding that horse. Perhaps a wolfgirl can help him? ;)
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Me me me!!!

    *dragging the other wolfgirls with her*

    We are gonna take turns...

    *evil glint in eyes*
    *grin*
  • Oh good, y'all are on the way! lol
    I was worried he might not know how to ride the horse, but with the wolfgirls help and plenty of practice, I'm sure he'll do just fine. ;)
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL yes!

    We will be here and always at the service of our wolf boys!!

    LOL!
  • Nina
    Alex is looking gooooood... but would have been better shirtless! =P
  • suitejuju
    *howl*
    Wolf news?
    Wahooooooo!
  • Xgirl
    I'm howlinnnnnnnngggggggggggg:)))lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    OMFG How could I miss this??????

    Oh wait I was dreaming of Alex/Sam/Jake riding!!

    *blushing beet red*
    *fanning self*
  • Jeez lady!! your riding alex intuition was right on!!! how in the world did you do that!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *giggles*

    Alex? Riding?

    Sounds good together doesn't it???!
  • sounds super fine... what else sounds good is...
    Sam+riding+ ___ into the sunset
    and Taycob+riding+____ into the sunset
  • 4thewolf
    Look, TRP, I think they're riding into the sunset to hunt dragons. Apparently they're rather fierce around here today.
    *glares at PIMSY*
    LOL
  • 4tw, ever since you gave that short skirt to pimsy she's been playing that damsel in distress and looking for those dragons!!

    *calls to pimsy "wait" pulls out red mini skirt* just supporting my wolfpack, we never ride alone..lol! 4tw now that you have that new body, you wanna come and ride into the sunset too *winks* I have extra mini skirts in your fav color and low enough to show off that tatt,lol
  • 4thewolf
    I know, TRP. Seriously.. I've considered confiscating the skirt, but.. she's just so.. *sees Pimsy running around jumping and laughing and bouncing, while Mr. Darcy tries to politely help her regain her sense* .. so.. happy!!! I can't do that to her. We'll just have to help try to disguise her um.. forwardness a tad bit.



    *grins at TRP* Sure, sure, twist my arm. I'll take the skirt, but if e're gonna go hunting, it will be a bit tricky to move in. I may want to stick to some low-rise jeans and boots for now. *eyes gleam* However, if you want, you can give me a temporary wolf tattoo tramp stamp, and I'll save the miniskirt for dancing later.

    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Filling in the blanks:

    PIMSY

    Patience

    YAY!!!!!

    Do I get a star or a cookie for that?
  • 4thewolf
    *runs out, beaming and hands PIMSY a star cookie*
    There's my smart smart girl.
    And apparently lucky too. !!!
    lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Yay!!!!! Cookies!

    LOL

    (I missed u sis! Quit having a life!)
  • 4thewolf
    PIMSY!! I have been all over this place.. You have just been having WAY too much fun with that skirt too even notice,honey! And tonight, I have to fly back to Italy and find out if Kellan beats the tar out of Jackson. You can come with me!! We can play in the fountain in our mermaid costumes and sing happy songs. It wil be so much fun!! SQUEEEEEE!!!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL!! No you wont!

    Think of how Mr. W will feel of you throw yourself at all the other wolves??

    Tsk tsk....

    *evil grin*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *rolls eyes*

    Mr Who? LOL

    Slap me again Ihowl! I'm losing it today!

    *giggles*

    Sorry...
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    You have officially lost it now!

    LOL!!
  • lol, apparently all you have is "cookies" on your mind pimsy! ;)
  • big bad wolf girl <bbwg>
    don't say that TRP! I'm already hungry! quite literally!! i could eat an entire vampire!! which maybe not such a bad idea...
    *evil smirk*
  • LOL
    *brings very big, large glass of very cold icy milk* here BBWG... do you want to drink it with your cookies, or would you rather pour it all your entire vampire, or would you like to pour it over you to cool off ;)
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!

    I'm sorry, Alpha!

    *strikes off name*

    *fills in: Ihowl and WolfPack*

    lol
  • Lol

    Thatagirl..sam i am...alex is a wam bam thank you ma'am man..cookies for the rookies, and leave the glidin and ridin to the alphas sis
  • 4thewolf
    You're amazing, TRP.. you're your own personal poetry slam.
    LOL
  • *bows* thank you:) oh dang! forgot, short red skirt...
  • 4thewolf
    Um.. no problem.. I just had a near-death experience and am now heading somewhere that I'm QUITE sure will not require a skirt..

    Thank you.. uh.. bye!!

    lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Thatagirl!

    LOL

    *sigh*
    *shaking head and drinking cold water*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    IHOWL!!!!!

    Slap me! I'm flirting uncontrollably with Mr. Darcy (here and doll post)! It's all these damn pics and fanfics!


    HELP!

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    I'm so sorry, Howly, I don't think you hit her quite hard enough!
    Bringout Collected Works of Jane Austen plus Commentary and
    *WHAM!!!*
    Get ahold of yourself, girl!!
    if Mr. Darcy goes vamp tomorrow, I Blame you!!
    They already want him!!! Did you not see them on the treaty line begging for an introduction?????
    Go ride Alex!!
    lol

    OOps. I meant. with ....0h, never mind.
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL! But I think he wasnt offended...he even got me out of th naughty corner... *giggles*

    Vamp girls begging for introduction!?? Damn it! *claws out*

    Why can't they stay on their side of the fence?

    Darcy is a wolf!
  • 4thewolf
    Pimsy.. really, why do you wait until I leave to decide to come out in public! Didn't we discuss this? Ok, so he got you out of the naughty corner.. he is absolutely sweet and honorable and all things good. However, you may want to assault the wolves FIRST next time and work out your uh. issues on them so by the time you're a tad calmed down, you can speak to Mr. Darcy without him being afraid you're going to jump him.

    *hugs PIMSY*

    But I love you. *SMACK* Now go.. find Quil..

    lol
  • Mr_Darcy
    It seems I know longer know the meaning of the word personal space...and still I stay.

    Must be off now

    I bid you good evening
  • 4thewolf
    *grins*
    Wow, that was formal.
    Yes, I expect the inner you is happy to not have to be so formal and who better to spend your time with than the personal-space-invading mad Brazilian puppy?
    LOL
    I bid you good evening also..
    *smirk, rolls eyes*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
  • 4thewolf
    *grins* I thought I described you rather well.
    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LMAO

    *hugs*

    Ouch!!!

    *jumping around*

    Oh Quiiil !!!!!
  • Mr_Darcy
    You never cease to make me smile.

    Until tommorrow.

    *tips hat and rides off*
  • Mr_Darcy
    And speaking of that, semi-embarrassing moment from the weekend.

    Watching 2 Weeks Notice with my wife, Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant go to a hotdog stand

    Bullock: How can you eat that meat popsicle!

    Needless to say I laughed way harder than that joke originally called for.
  • Mr_Darcy
    If someone was thinking about coating me with glitter they've got another thing coming

    !!!!!!!!

    Oy!!!!


    WHAT WAS THAT?!

    I clicked something and a twichickas hotdog and popsicle appreciation society (or something like that) popped up (again with the awful puns, that one wasnt intentional though)

    Bad thing for at work......yeesh
  • LOL,
    ooops Mr. Darcy.... Someone should have mentioned to you the risks when associating with anything having to do with wolf girls...one should always know that when at work and peaking on the shenanigans on nmmorg you must always have an emergency tab to the bulls & bears market site handy in case a certain authority figure should walk by desk.

    All the fine hardworking wolf girls also learned the hard way and now have an arsenal of cover up implementations when at work. you must ask them to give you a list of them,lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *SLAPPPPP*

    a resounding one that too!!

    You will scare away Mr. Darcy!! back away from him

    *looks around for Liz Bennet*

    She is a feisty on PIMSY - she will throw dialogues at you that you cant even comprehend!!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *lowers head in shame*

    Thanks! I needed that!

    I shall resist!

    lol
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    PIMSY - Enjoy it!!!!

    there are worst people to flirt outragiously with. Mr Darcy is suave, classy, hot, sexy and well mannered and misterious.

    lol of course if it is a woman behind the avatar what a waste!! lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *glares*

    Darcy is a wolf! Back off leech-licker...*claws out*

    Second thought...Yes! Darcy is a woman! It's me actually! LOL

    Funny isn't it?

    LOL
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    LMAO

    Hysterical!!!!!!
  • Mr_Darcy
    I beg your pardon?!

    Oy, again with this "Is he a she?" business

    What's it going to take to convince some people

    .......

    Hey, hey don't even go there

    .....

    Good heavens
  • twilover112
    ome look @ dat avatar!

    *wipes yet even more drool away from the keyboard*

    seriously, my stone cold masochistic heart can not take anymore hotness
    it may just melt loll
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *singing voice*

    Mr. Darcy!

    O Mr. Darcy, Mr. Darcy! wherefore art thou Mr. Darcy?
    Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
    Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
    And I'll no longer be a PIMSY.


    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *appears before PIMSY shaking and enraged*!!
    You are talking SHAKESPEARE!! and YOU CONJURED MR. DARCY??? THAT'S MY JOB YOU TREACHEROUS LEECH!!!!
    *launches herself at PIMSY*
    I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!! How could you do that to me? One minute we're happily running in circles and the next you're sneaking off and conjuring Mr. DARCY without me?????? AND USING SHAKESPEARE.
    *shakes with anger and cries tears of rage*
    HOw could you POSSIBLY EVER call me your friend?
    *draws SWORD*
    I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU PIMSY.. YOU BETRAYER!!!
    *screams* I AM FORTUNES FOOL!!!!
  • did i miss some sort of escapade here??

    and I see we have a new friend? Wickham?

    damn these time zone differences!! I miss all the good stuff!
  • diamondslady812
    i would be weary of that Wickham fella.....i had most eyeopening,draw dropping conversation about him with a lady named Ms. Mary King....indeed i did..........he maybe worse than any frizzy hair lunatic yet.....be forwarned my friend.......
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *clears throat*

    ummm...sis...could you please release SpankMe! It would just be wrong...I mean look at her...*glances at SpankMe* It would be too easy to kill her...

    Lets save it for another day, shall we?

    *hopeful smile*
  • 4thewolf
    Yes, yes.. true.. I have to run.. back in a few hours.. with my sword and the other Montagues.. *glares*

    lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *stocked*
    *kneels down*
    *hugs 4tw's hips*

    No! No! Please, forgive me! I'm a wolf! What did you expect? That I would be nice and courteous with Mr Darcy, without attempting to seduce him? I'm sorry!!!! Please you’re my adventure buddy, my lets-stalk-vamps-and-harass them buddy, my lets-run-around-in-the-morning buddy…. my lets-share-Jake buddy! *sobbing*

    *shaking head*


    I would be nothing without you! Nothing…

    *low voice*
    I- I- love you!

    LOL
  • diamondslady812
    i hate to impose on you dear..i have only your virtue as my motivating factor....I had a conversation with a Ms.Mary King last night,all i ask of you please proceed with extreme caution with Wickham fiend....I only do this as i see 4TW is so particularily fond of you....Please do not think this is forward of me.....only thinking of your virtue.......
  • 4thewolf
    *rolls eyes*

    PIMSY, please, girl. Stand up. YOu're embarrassing me.. JUst.. hit me back or something ok.. OMG!

    Really, it's ok, PIMS.. I LOve you too. YOu're ruining my moment. I was really hoping to kill someone. Now I'm going to have to find someone else to be mad at.

    *whispers*

    Ok, look to save face, here, can you at least just call me a dog of the house of Montague?"

    PLease? And then I can slip into the forest and you can meet me there and we'll go get a coffee? OK? I have to leave soon, so quickly!!

    *waits and pretends is still angry*

    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Damn it, Sis!

    Don't you Ever, eva, eva scare me like that again! I thought I had lost you!



    *Slap!*



    There, now leave! *points towards the trees*



    *winks*



    *whispering*



    Meet me at the coffee shop! The French vamps and Wickham are waiting for us there! I'll take Mr. Darcy!



    *giggles*
  • 4thewolf
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!! French!!!

    *slaps PIMSY with handle of SWORD!*

    AND LET THAT THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU!!!!

    *whispers*

    I'm late, but I'll come check it out anyway.
  • Mr_Darcy
    Let me not to the marriage of true minds
    Admit impediments. Love is not love
    Which alters when it alteration finds,
    Or bends with the remover to remove:
    O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
    That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
    It is the star to every wandering bark,
    Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.


    Good morning PIMSY

    Slept well I trust?
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    HILARIOUS!!

    Two men on this forum and all the women are jumping on them.. HILARIOUS as i said!

    Well you carry on Mr. D - I don't want to interrupt this exchange of yours!
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    I beg you pardon, I just saw your comment, I hope you were referring to wolves women, I do not jump on men.

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    *points sword at Mr. Darcy*, uncontrollably furious
    AND YOU!!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!
    HOw could you just come when she calls LIKE THAT!! SHe already.. she already jumped in a lake with you. WASN'T THAT ENOUGH??? WASN"T IT???
    AND NOW YOU'RE GIVING HER THE CONJURING THING TOOO??'
    I hate you. I HATE YOU.........
    the hate I bear thee can afford
    No better term than this,--thou art a villain...............
    *glares daggers at Mr. Darcy and spits contemptuously near his feet*
  • Mr_Darcy
    *catches 4tW about the waist*

    *gently lowers sword from her hand*

    *stares down into her eyes, anguish welling up in his own*

    Dearest 4tW how could I ever cause you pain.

    Actually that is not conjuring, she replied to my comment from yesterday, which sends a pop-up to my computer screen. To conjure me by the mere mention of my name is a power that rests in your hands alone.

    But that is no justification. I beg your forgiveness. To be a villian in your eyes is more repugnant to me than the loss of my own life, that would be a blessing in comparison.
  • 4thewolf
    *continues glaring daggers at Mr. Darcy*

    I will make wormsmeat of-

    *suddenly realizes Mr. Darcy is holding her*

    *completely loses focus*

    jumps back, claws out, defensively.

    Oh, my gosh!! Why did you have to go and do that?

    That was totally unfair. YOu could have just.. you could have just drawn your sword or something!

    GEEZ!!!!

    *blushes furiously and stomps off*

    WHAT IS WRONG with people today!!!!!!

    *turns around to glare at Mr. DArcy again*

    *when out of sight, leans against tree and catches breath- I HATE that when I get thrown off*

    lol
  • Mr_Darcy
    If my presence is still unwelcome I shall depart until such time as you
    desire my company.

    Just speak the name and I will hear it.

    Think better of me upon my return, dear 4tW


    *vanishes*

    *listening intently*
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    *walks into post*
    *notcies heavy tension*
    Umm...yes, i think i might avoid the violence today...toodles!!!
    *sprints towards exit*
  • 4thewolf
    *shaking with rage, grabs SpankME and pulls her in a death grip and holds sword to her throat.

    *yells out*

    CONJURE HIM UP AGAIN PIMSY AND I WILL KILL HER

    and then either THOU, or I or BOTH MUST GO WITH HER!!!!
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    *feels dizzy after being shaken and violently pushed around*

    HEY HEY HEY STOP WITH THE VIOLENCE!!!! And why am i suddenly in the middle of a random crossfire which i'm sure has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with me??!!

    *4tw's threat suddenly sinks in*

    Pimsy?? PIMSY??!!!! GET YOUR FURRY ASS HERE NOW!!! I WILL NOT DIE BEFORE NEW MOON COMES OUT!!!
  • 4thewolf
    YOu can live. FOR NOW!!!

    *shoves SpankME away and panics as sees Pimsy and Mr. Darcy not fighting back*

    Oh, no.. not love.. Geez, ya know??? I'm trying to kill someone here.

    *sighs*

    OK, SpankME.. .

    *looks around*

    SpankME???

    *rolls eyes*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *sighs*
    *stares at Mr. Darcy for a long period*

    Huh?

    Oh!

    Morning Mr. Darcy!!! *jumps on Mr Darcy and hugs, tightly taking a sniff of his cologne*

    Yes! I slept very well *smiles*

    4tw and I are heading towards LaPush for a cup of coffee! Care to join?
  • Mr_Darcy
    I would be delighted
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    You really don't want me to say.........................

    Apologies I am just stiring, you are kind of enigmatic and misterious (no bad thing) I'm just trying to unravel your mystery.................. when I am not unraveling Rob's clothes one thread at a time

    LMAO - I have managed to rumple Mr Darcy

    Muahahahaha *ghosting to Pimsy's comment
  • Mr_Darcy
    No worries, but good luck with that unraveling, there's a lot there.

    Until tomorrow then

    Bonne Chance
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Merci Beaucoup Monsier

    Bonne Nuit, a demain
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Sushhhh Mr Darcy!

    Let her think you're a woman!
    *cough*

    It's uummm...for your safety! You don't want a bunch of vamps harassing you, do you?

    lol
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Catch me if you can baby.

    I'm not a man but if it turns you on I can talk to you in French ..... Ma Belle Pimsy!

    You can always have your way with my avatar he speaks French better than I do *wink wink*
  • Sparks
    Damn reply boxes....

    Nice one!

    Wait...Is that a wolf I see humping your leg?? Ha!
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Morning Damned boxes what is up with limited numbers

    Oh god now I have to get the trousers professionally cleaned all this fur stuck to them....... lol
  • Sparks
    **glances at Phoenix's french comment above**

    **does double take**

    "..skimming my nose....your jaw...throat..kiss..the heat..."

    sweet jesus! Is it me or is it getting hot in here....!
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    .... well good job well done I say Sparks. I have succeeded in turning the heat up for Pimsy, and I am a vamp girl! lmao

    Imagine what a guy could do?

    I need to imrpove my french though, that took me too long..... great fun though
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    wow my french is not as bad as I though it was. High five
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LMAO!!!

    OMG Phoenix! What a terrible thing to say to a wolf in heat!

    Now I can't stop fantasizing about the sexy (yes you will be sexy) French vamp guy that keeps calling me beautiful on NMM!

    lol
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    lol

    Au revoir mon petit choux xxx

    Bonne Nuit

    Ton Amour
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    ok mhere is the english version (my french is a little rusty so I may have got a couple of things wrong Pardonez moi)
    Imagine me skimming my nose along your jaw, down your throat and across your collarbone placing little light kisses............

    uuuuhhhh the heat xxx lol
  • 4thewolf
    *4tW sees Phoenix speaking French and PIMSY going nuts *
    Oh, NO!!
    *Calls to Phoenix*, No FRENCH!!! Stop encouraging her. We're going to be able to roast marshmallows over her in LaPush tonight if someone doesn't calm the hormones down." Thank God Mr. Darcy left for the evening!!
    *checks wildly that no other nice-looking men or women-playing-men are approaching PIMSY*
    Uh, Pimsy.. let's go for a swim shall we?
    lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    ROFTL!!!



    *PIMSY feeling body temperature rising exponentially, runs, yanking clothes off and jumps into the cold lake*



    Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! Much better...Perhaps we should go swimming towards LaPush? I'll need it to help me cool off completely.



    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    No, PIMS.. I believe that swimming there would just heat you up again.. let's head towards Forks instead. LOL
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Ma Belle Pimsy

    Tu peut m'imaginer écrémant mon nez de ton mâchoire en bas à ta gorge et à travers ta clavicule, en plaçant peu de baisers clairs entièrement ..........

    uuuuhhhh la chaleur xxx
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Oh yes you better!!!

    You will drive away poor Mr. D with your, um, suggestive remarks!

    Or wait - you can work your charms on Mr.Wickham

    I think he might be here tomorrow - he was eyeing your skirt anyway!

    *wink*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Wichkam????? *ponders about it for a moment*

    *evil grin*

    Maybe...

    *lowers head in shame again*

    I'm sorry. I was...ummm...needy...and Mr. Darcy was...there...

    I'll go sit in the naughty corner.

    *drags feet toward the naughty corner*
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *handing PIMSY a hat*

    Here wear that - it is the I AM NAUGHTY GIRL hat

    and face the wall!

    LOL!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *Wearing OhEdward's t-shirt.

    LOGO: Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go to Amsterdam*
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    My T-shirt will read -

    Good girls go to heaven, bad girls become WolfGirls!

    LOL!
  • NicoleTeamWolf
    Helloooo handsome!

    He? Is beautiful.

    Every time I see pics of the Wolf pack boys I get more and more excited for New Moon to come out. The Wolf boys are gonna rock it!
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    where's TWP???? =)
  • ALEX!! Oh my beloved Alex! How I have missed you! Now get back in the bed!

    *breaks out into song*

    Save a horse, ride a werewolf!!!

    *puts on riding chaps and cowgirl hat*
  • LOL :D
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *sun shinning bright*

    *skipping towards NMM*

    *daydreaming about dorky-looking-horn-dog Quil, covered in oil*

    *singing*

    You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
    Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
    You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
    Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Bonjour ma belle Pimsy

    Comment êt-tu aujourd'hui, a tu rêvé de moi hier soir, je te manqué ? J'étais si seul sans tu ............

    *baise pimsy derrière son oreille* mmmhhh délicieux muaaaa x
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    ROTFLMFAO!!!
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    oooooppppppsss

    I guess I've started something! lol
  • i stalked your comments and read that you almost died in one of these threads!

    WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?

    *gets ninja gear out*

    everything ok now?
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Relax RIMR...it's all under control now...4tw just had a moment and Spank me was a poor bystander!


    LOL
  • *raises eyebrow in suspicion*

    well.. if you say everything's ok now..

    LMAO
  • Wickham
    Bonjour, Mademoiselle PhoenixMP3

    I overheard your harsh appraisal of me yesterday. So you don't find me charming. I never said I was.

    If you cannot think me charming, it will not stop me from finding you intriguing. Phoenix, a name that embodies both death and rebirth! How bilingual! I wonder if it is the face of death I stand before this very minute. How alive it feels!

    If you let me draw breath, I offer you my hand, not in courtship, but in friendship. What do you say?

    Shall we go for a bite?
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Mr Wickham

    How kind of you to offer your friendship, you rise above my insolent nature. I am impressed by your knowledge of mythology. Indeed as a vamp, I can give both eternal life and death. As you so kindly offered your frindship today, I will not be death.

    As for your lack of charm, it is only my personal opinion I am positive that many people on this site will find you extremely charming and goodlooking. Who knows maybe one day I will change my opinion of you, only time will tell.

    In the meantime I assume that your offer of a bite refers to human food not vamp. In which case I will be happy to acompany you but I will not be eating, as you know I am on a 'special diet'. Be careful what you wish for......

    A bien tot
    PMP3
  • Wickham
    Yes, it would gratify me to earn your trust, be it ever so slowly. How shall I do it? Shall I tell a secret? Is it too soon? Êtes-vous un bon ami?
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Monsieur Wickham

    Je peux être un extrêmement bon ami, loyal c'est dans ma nature de Phoenix.

    As for earning my trust, it may come, with time. Like my friendship, do not rush with your secrets, they do not interest me at present and you might not think me worthy after all.

    PMP3
  • Wickham
    Very right, indeed. May I compliment you on your French? It is much better than mine. I believe, "une bonne amie" would have been the correct gender for me to use.

    Would you be so kind as to deliver a message to the wolf girls?
    (may peace rule among you all one day):
    Tell Patience her parents chose her name her poorly, and the skirt that gives me most pleasure is the color that matches her eyes.
    Tell 4TheWolf I shall be coming for tea, and make it hot.
    Tell Howl, "She is most beautiful who believes herself so."
  • 4thewolf
    *peers down at Wickham from tree*
    Excuse Me, good sir? I believe you called for tea?
    Extra Hot?
    *smirk, eyebrow raised*
    *Pours it on Wickham's head, scalding him*
    *drops cup at his feet*
    Enjoy!!!
    *snicker*
    Oh.. and since wer'e leaving messages:

    Tell Wickham to look UP something other than a skirt once in while. It will save him from getting burned. *smirk*
    *jumps down from tea and leaves*
    *calls* I can have Phoenix say that in French for you if it would make it more pleasant.
    *walks off laughing*
    lol
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    I know you are a trouble maker

    I just like to see how far I can take it .......

    lol
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    **gets up close to 4TW taking the sword away from her*

    You know you can't kill me love.... not with a dagger. Holds her beautiful (even distressed) face kisses her softly

    I'm so sorry I didn't mean to upset you.
  • 4thewolf
    *whispers*

    Pheonix, you know I adore you right?? *looks pleadingly* I just itch to cause trouble.. don't take it personally, ok, love? *wink wink*

    off to take a very cold shower, back later.
  • 4thewolf
    *brain goes blank*
  • Mr_Darcy
    Good morning 4tW.

    I am very thankful for your concern, but it would be a tragedy for me not to join you today simply because of some moronic driver yesterday.
  • 4thewolf
    *shaking and holding a dagger*

    Good God Man, it is NOT a good morning. It is the worst morning in the world!!!

    *wildly backing away from where strange Italian guy came in*

    Make him go away, Mr. Darcy!! Make him go awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
    *sees Mr. Darcy's face*

    I mean..not that it affected me at all. REally.

    *gets angry*

    I just.. I just.. had a bad experience with fettucine alfredo as a child and the word Italian just sent me over the edge!!!

    *shakes out of it, and grabs dagger angrily*

    And I wasn't in the least concerned. At all!!! *glares* I just wanted you to heal so I could threaten your life more..

    Oh God. not more Italian... *backs away, and claps hands over ears*
  • Mr_Darcy
    *stands between 4tW and Italian man*

    *to Italian man*

    Fermare parlare in italiano per favore. It bothers her.

    *turns to 4tW*

    Everything will be ok

    I'll make it stop.
  • 4thewolf
    *hears Mr. Darcy take control of the situation and hears 'I'll make it stop"

    *heart goes wild for one second*

    *growls* You're almost as bad as HE is!!!

    *sees Italian guy leave*

    *relaxes hand that is holding dagger to self*

    *turns to Mr. Darcy, shaking*

    Thank you so much.. I..I won't soon forget this. You have helped me immensely and I will remember that always.. well, ok. let's be truthful. I'll conveniently forget it when I need to,, but I'll act upon the information for a full 10 minutes.

    *smirk, that turns into a wide grin*
  • Mr_Darcy
    *bows deeply*

    At your service

    Apart from encroachment by a foreign tongue how has your morning been?
  • 4thewolf
    Oh.. uh.. *thrown by the fact that someone actually pretends to care*

    *shrugs*

    Marvelous I guess.. I mean, distinctly lacking in bloodlust at this point, but I can easily fix that later.. I was hoping Pimsy would start some trouble for me while I was out on business *checks today's assassination list*

    so that I could jump in later..And I do have a bone to pick with Scarlet. *slow, slow, smile*

    *cheerily* Yes, this day is ripe with possibility.

    Well, I'm off to take a very cold shower and torture young minds.

    *flashes wicked grin*

    Will you be around later if my cousin has not found you among the Capulets and killed you by then?

    lol
  • Mr_Darcy
    I will most certainly be around. Though I will probably not be here between
    the hours of (looks at international clock) Noon and 1 US Eastern Time.

    Have a good day!
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    *ghosting close to where 4TW is running in circles - encircles her waist tight from behing*

    Ciao Bellissima, sei sempre cosi profumata e soffice, ti posso baciare, dimmi di no se non vuoi mmmmm

    *moves 4TW neck, still holding her tight against his body, and traces light, wet kises from behind her ear all the way down to her shoulder, slipping her top off it*

    Thank you for the info on Darcy, I'll be on Rob's post to speak to him. Come and find me there is you want to know what your Italian lover just said.

    PS I don't have Jasper's abilities but I believe you like me a little better because I can do things to your body by speaking another language. lol
    xxx
  • 4thewolf
    *drops dagger and stare at Phoenix, terrified*

    Damn. You're as dangerous as they come.

    *backs up against tree, pleading*

    Go away. Go away. Quit messing with my head.

    *gets desperate*

    Don't make me kill you... I really like it.. I mean YOU! I mean.. RUN Pheonix before I'm forced to stab either you or myself here. I'm completely losing it!!!!

    *wild, eyed, holds out sword, trembling*
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Hello 4TW

    I apologise I did not see this yesterday or I would have replied then.

    I hope you are well and Wickahm is not bothering too much.

    Do you know where Mr. Darcy or his stewart are? I would like to reply to his message from yesterday, I didn't mean to be rude, but I cannot find them.

    Thank you x
  • 4thewolf
    Good Morning, Love! I have not seen them this morning. I'm sure Wickham is avoiding me and switching from tea to colder drinks. Mr. Darcy, I suspect, has been hanging out with the Capulets, so if you go to their local hangouts, you may find him there, bashing the Montagues, as usual.. or attending to his Steward whose life I spared yesterday..

    *lights shimmer over 4TW, noble deed music arises from background*

    I believe Mr. Darcy was wounded yesterday by a montrosity he is calling a "motorized box", therefore I will not be conjuring him so early in the morning, if at all today.

    Look for him in Robs' Celebrity hairstyles if you want to click on a reply, love. (Love, why am I always' so nice to you, yet so cruel to everyone else....*eyes narrow* are you pulling a Jasper on me? Hm.... wierd)

    What I want to know is where the heck my mysterious Italian lover disappeared to. One minute his voice is appearing out of the woods, and the next, I'm dumped on my butt in the forest..

    *brightens*

    BUT!! I could always start running in circles again. That's always fun! And healthful!

    yayayayayayyayay

    *starts running in circles, laughing*

    lol
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Mr Wickham

    Thank you for your praise, alas I believe it to be alittle misplaced, my French abilities have been vastly overrated by yourself.... I am a little rusty as I have little cause to use my foreing languages these days, but I thank you none the less.

    I believe you are partially right, althought grammatically correct, two vowels cannot be placed next to each other for pronounciation reasons, so I think in writen word it would be Une Bon Amie, but I may be wrong.

    I trust that your messages will reach their intended targets without me relaying them for you.
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Wow! That made me sound vain! :-)

    But thanks anyways!
    :-D
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    *raises hand*

    My i ask a question Wickham???
  • Wickham
    You may...ask.
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *growls*
    Phoenix! I loved that reply! LOL
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    ah Pimsy
    alas we better stop for now..... the air is crackling with unmet expectations like a thunderstorm is about to hit.

    We will continue another time on another post when least expected!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Yes!! *sly smile*

    Sorry to our audience...you will have to wait for the next show!

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    OMG!!! PIMS!!!
    *stops in front of PIMSy, shocked, hot, and bothered*
    Dang, girl.. I just NOW saw what you were talking about yesterday as I was trying to answer Phoenix.
    Geez!!
    What the heck am I doing with an Italian when you're getting THAT from the French?
    *raises hand, looks pleadingly*
    Um.. waiter, I'll have whatever it is they're having?

    ROTFL....
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *giggles*

    *whispering*
    Go to the Victoria post! There are more reply boxes!!!
  • 4thewolf
    I, I dont' know where you are or where I am at or the meanign of life. Some Italian guy just.. just..

    *crumples to the ground*

    Um.. look, can you just pop me a quick note from there? I can't find you.. but if Phoenix is over there, I refuse to come.. What if someone should see me like this, it would be my complete undoing.

    *gets off ground* and grabs sword. I think the Italian lover might have to die today..

    *you go on ahead.. Let me just get my hormones in check*

    Dang.!! DAng, dang, dang, dang. !

    I Hate this!! Ok, walk it off. walk it off.

    lol
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    *bows respectfully to all those around*

    *clapping hands towards Pimsy for her excellent acting skills*
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    lol

    I think Mr Darcy is rubbing on me (in a non-sexual way so far..... but you never know!) ;-0
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *claws out*

    What????? *nostrils flare*

    Do you mean Wickham?

    *long pause*

    Choose your words wisely, my French lover (lol- I'll never let it go now!)
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    *Patience growls, her breathing slower and deeper. Her body is responding very well to her lover's hands and lips*
    __________________________________________________
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    it might................
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    this is great................

    we just keep going, see how far we go before we get moderated...............................

    *Phoenix puts hand behind Pimsy's knee and pull her leg up by his hip increasing contact - Pimsy purrrss in response*
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    No need to apologise, mon Cherie

    I do not feel like a lesbian at all and this is soooo much fun.....

    I think the males in this conversation (if they truly are so) are getting a little hot themselves lmao

    *stroking Pimsy's cheek seductively, fingers run to her collarbone and across to her shoulder pushing t-shirt aside* mmmmmmm

    *places wet kiss in the delicate space between neck and shoulder - Pimsy shivers*
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Baby please don't be angry with me..........
  • Wickham
    Think it over, Phoenix. Je serai un bon ami.

    ?

    A demain, then.

    -WCKM
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Good morning Mr. W

    I see you have an avatar now! Awesome!!

    :-)
  • Wickham
    Good morning, Howl.
    Forgive me if I seem distracted just now. I am currently engaged in a very delicate negotiation with a vamp.

    (If anyone is wondering whether I am a man, I submit my inability to hold more than one conversation at a time as your evidence)
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL! I can understand that inability Mr. W - I have seen it in many of my male family members and friends! You are genetically excused!

    Delicate discussion? I never though Vamp girls are capable of that! I thought only Wolf girls are capable of that!

    Anyway the day you joined this forum is a very lucky day for you - just look around! Too many girls interested in talking to you!

    So I must make myself scarce so that you can enjoy your company!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    BTW, you said you were sick....is it bad? :(
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    I am burnt out PIMSY...

    but i am online - if you can be!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Ihowl! Could you please call Mr. Darcy over here? 4tw scared him away, and now she is gone and he is waiting for an invitation and I don't want to sound needy again...

    Thank you dear!

    LOL
  • Mr_Darcy's Steward
    Dear PIMSY, IHowl, and Phoenix

    I beg you pardon the regrettable circumstances of this morning.

    PIMSY,
    Had I known that my arrival would have caused such a rift between yourself and your sister I dare say that I would have fancied myself too ill to enter the conversation today. I would never seek to corrupt the bond between the two of you. That said, I wish the two of you reconcile without my interference before I cause any additional damage.

    IHowl,
    I regret also that I did not even get the opportunity to bid you good morning. If you will now accept my apologies and fondest wishes, I would be honored.

    Phoenix,
    I bear you the same regrets as IHowl, and I do hope that we may get to converse before the day is through. In the meantime, have fun with PIMSY.


    I see as well that Wickham rejoined us today, and with a face, fancy that. I shall hopefully get to dialogue with him tomorrow, should he return.

    I wish to assure you that I am hardly gone for good. While urgent business is calling me away. I shall return to you all when the pack is again at peace. Until that time, know that I am always around, semi-omniscient as I am, and will not abandon you in your hour of need should an emergency arise. Please accept my best wishes until all is again well.

    Yours most sincerely,
    Mr. Darcy
  • Mr_Darcy's Steward
    Excuse me, Mr. Darcy has instructed me to give this letter to you.

    *offers letter*
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    No Honey!

    It is all in good fun! I am sure Mr. D has life unlike us :-)

    he will be back for sure!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    PIMSY - Mr. Darcy doesn't come when I call - I had replied to him and he hadnt replied back to me.

    Also I think he has given the liberty only to 4tw :-(

    *sob*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *singing voice*
    Morning!!!!

    Wow! It's not even noon and so much has happend already! *notices Ihowl's eyes wondering around post*

    No! No! Look at me! Nothing much happened really...

    Look at the pretty avatar! *point at Wickham*

    lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL!! What happened? You dry humped Mr. W too??

    ROFLMAO!

    I am home - sick day today :-(
  • Sparks
    C'est trop tôt dans le jour embrasser des loups, non ?

    ( Bit too early in the day to be kissing wolves, no?.....)

    I think you like working them up......Ha!
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    I LOVE IT! makes my working day so much more interesting.
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Yes you do like it, dont you my French boy, who pretends to be a girl !?
    Yes! I know you are a MAN! A big and built, and bad man! (LOL)

    I bet you look a lot like Gilles Marini , don't you?

    LOL
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    I actaully don't know who Gilles Marini is

    *goes to check him out......* uuuuhhhh I approve girl

    Unfortunately I am female, but I am happy to keep turning you on every so often............ hone my linguistick skills *wink wink*

    Ma Belle Pimsy xxx
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *Slaps Phoenix*



    *Yelling*



    Don't you ever say you are a female again!



    *lower lip trembling*



    I thought what we had was beautiful...and then you throw the "I'm a female" card at me!



    *hands on face, sobbing*



    (HAHAH...sorry)
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    speak later hon x
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Alas I must depart, work do to attend will be back on here later on maybe, if I am not too drunk......

    now back to work lovely
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    LMAO

    I will speak to you in french again soon

    Mon Cherie!

    Muaaaaaaaa

    *big wet hot kiss - wherever you would like your french lover to deliver it* lol
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    er .... if your french lover is a vamp you're screwed..... if not ....... let me continue .......

    *turned on by Pimsy's moans her french lover pushes her hard agaist a tree, rips her top off to get greater access Pimsy deepens the kiss*

    alternative script

    *turned on by Pimsy's moans her french lover pushes her hard agaist a tree, tree falls over Pimsy goes with it and is left shocked sprawled across it*

    alternative script no 2

    *turned on by Pimsy's moans her french lover pushes her hard agaist a tree, squirrel falls on Pimsy's head killing the passion* co-written with Rob's Love Doc.
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    *snakes arms around Pimsy holding her tight every inch of their bodies make contact - Pimsy shivers uncontrolably in ecstasy*

    *Pimsy purrrrrssss*
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Oh Pimsy *french accent*

    Je suis tres desole' *holds Pimsy tight murmuring in her ear*

    Je t'aim! Je t'aim! Je t'aim! Je t'aim! Je t'aim! Je t'aim! Je t'aim! Je t'aim! Je t'aim! Je t'aim! Je t'aim!
  • Sparks
    LMAO!

    Such a tease...

    Between fending off admirers & seducing wolves I don't believe you will be getting much work done today........
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *turns attention toward Sparks*

    Naught Sparky, you! *winks*

    You speak French as well?

    *watches as Sparks steps back terrified*
  • Sparks
    * Hides behind tree*

    Errm......me?.....umm....no no, I didn't say anything....must be someone else...

    *whispers from behind tree*
    "...Je t'aime"
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    I can see that you are getting a taste of what it's like to whip a wolf into a frenzy......lol
  • Sparks
    Ha! I think you've found the vamps secret weapon!

    P.S. I have no idea if what i'm saying is right, but does it really matter?......LOL!
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    yes he would it's in his nature.

    Don't warry about a lookalike I am aiming straight at the real deal. I fancy a young man eager to learn how to please me........ puuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrsss

    lol
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    mmmmhhhh yes I'm liking your gig more and more. Me thinks I will have to win the lottery and be a lady of leasure so i can talk to you all the time.

    Unfortunately I fear Mr Wickham will be after me even more due to my fortune Damn the rascal!!!!! lmao
  • Sparks
    Ha, he would be sure to stalk you for life then......

    Perhaps I could could keep an eye out for an extremely rich Pattinson lookalike for you.......

    ...but don't hold your breath, Lol!
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Hey did you change your avatar? I like

    Ah well what has a girl to do if not be a tease sometime, it is quite entertaining

    As for fending off admirers I am rather cynical.... I believe Mr Wickham may not be all he portrais himself to be. It will take some time for me to trust his motives and behavious.

    Frankly work is a tad boring!!! lmao

    I rather pass my time chatting to you
  • Sparks
    Yes, I found this picture & thought, well, it would be rude not to....

    Hmm....alas, I too am of a cynical nature, probably due to experience.
    I suppose we shall see.....

    Thank god you prefer chatting than working or I would have been bored!

    I don't know what I would do if I had to get a real job....Lol!
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Oh Sparks

    everything you say is correct!

    I think you are on to something who needs to get their hands dirty when we can talk 'em into jello and then ............... rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    ROTFL!!!!!!!

    *Hears I love you in French and blood pressure rises*

    Damn vamps and their French speaking skills! They get me all worked up!

    *tries to shake it off*

    *looks with pleading eyes at 4tw*

    Help me! Let’s go get our coffee!

    *grabs 4tw's hands and runs*

    Lol
  • Sparks
    LMAO!

    *considers making bet with Phoenix as to what time PIMSY will be back for her next hit*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *meanwhile PIMSY is a few comments below begging for 4tw not to kill SpankMe and Mr. Darcy*

    LOL
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    *spots Pimsy*
    Hey!!!! Get your furry ass down here now!!! MY LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!
  • Sparks
    * glances down*

    *!!!*

    Repeat after me: "Abaisser votre arme mon ami et nous continuerons sur dans la paix".

    ( Lower your weapon my friend and we shall continue on in peace.)

    If that doesn't work:"Claquer de lui ou je donnerai un coup de pied votre âne".

    (snap out of it or I will kick your ass!)

    *wonders if threats in french also turn PIMSY on.....*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *PIMSY’s breath hitches*

    *immediately stops running, causing 4tw to fall on the floor*

    *turns and sees….a woman?*

    *walks slowly toward Phoenix*

    *places a paper bag over Phoenix's head*

    *purrs*

    Speak to me, my French lover!

    lol

    -------------------------------------------------------
    Hehe, Morning! I have nooooooo idea what you just said! But I love it!
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    well afternoon by now really at least here in the uk

    I did ask how you are, if you dreamed about me and you missed me. I was sooo lonly without you...........

    then I kissed you behind your ear and left you purring I see

    xxx
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    OMG Phoenix! That is so HOT!!!!! Damn it!

    *closes eyes*

    You are a man! You are man! You are a man!

    LOL
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    I am so sorry Pimsy to disappoint you but I am not! lol
  • 4thewolf
    *sees PIMSY in the distance and runs to say hi*
    PIMSY, PIMSY..
    *sees PIMSY looks scarily happy.. like. like. the Personal Space-Invading BRAZILIAN PUPPY................................*
    *stops and considers how embarrassed 4TW can handle being today.. cringes at thought of pulling PIMSy off more legs today*
    *turns around and tries to back out of forest quietly*
    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *notices 4tw in the distance*
    *runs*
    *waving hand*

    HEY GIRL FRIEND!!!!!

    4tw? Where are you going??!! Wait!
  • 4thewolf
    *should I pretend to not see her? Nah, that's my little adventure buddy. Takes deep breath*

    YO,YO PIMS!! WHAT UP GIRL? *thumps chest once, bumps knuckles, makes gun symbol,locks fingers and then.. makes LOSER Sign.*

    HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH

    and you thought I was going all GANGSTA on you. LOSER!!!!!!

    *runs in circles, laughing and screaming*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *laughs*
    *gets caught up in the excitement and runs in circles too*

    *stops and hugs 4tw tightly*

    Morning sister!!!

    *scans the area*
    Looks like we are the only ones here...
    Wanna go grab a cup of coffee?
  • 4thewolf
    *sees PIMSY running in circles, too*

    YaY!!! THis is so FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! And I'm sure, healthy, too!!

    This is why I love you, PIMSERS!! Who else would go running with me in the wood so early in the morning, in circles, laughing! I LOVE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING IN IT!!!

    YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! *skips delightedly and double back flips, then keeps running*

    PImsy.. do you get the feeling we're always running and running and never getting anywhere??

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAH. Yay yay.

    Yes, perhaps we should get some coffee.d

    *stops and looks seriously at PIMSY* But we should probably not run with it, right? That would hurt if we splashed it on ourselves.*

    Say... *excited* you think they're up in LaPush???? Let's go get coffee there!!!

    Pleasy please pleasE!!!! *grabs Pimsy's hand and starts running* Yay yay yay.

    I LOVE MY LIFE !!!!!!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LMAO!

    Yayyyyyyy!!
    *hoping around*
    Of course it’s healthy!!! I read it in Wolf Girl Magazine :P

    *stops and ponders for a moment*

    I can’t think of a reason why NOT to run around in circles so early in the morning, laughing!

    *proceeds to hop around, does Vanilla Ice back walk dance*

    *4tw grabs PIMSY’s hand and starts running towards LaPush*


    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *stops, confused*

    I'm ..I'm sorry PIMSY.. I thought I just heard a really attractive male voice saying something to me in Italian..

    *looks around forest confused*

    I'm.. I"m so lost.. what is he saying? where is he? Do wolves speak Italian?

    OH, wolves. Right. Right. Coffee.

    *breaks into cold sweat*

    Come on PImsy.. PIMSY? PIMSY????????
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!

    I- I- I.... *blushes*

    Sorry...My French fantasy was talking dirty to me again! *giggles*
  • 4thewolf
    *blush* Um. yes.. I believe we're hearing things, PIMSY.. (this might be the work of tricksy faires) Ok.. let's continue working our way to the coffee.. PIMSY.. *looks worried* I think we're in trouble. We're getting distracted really really easily and for all we know our French/Italian lovers could be saying things like, "I"m going to go bite your wolves and kill them, and here we are agreeing and getting all hot and bothered."

    Perhaps we should google a translation?

    LOL
  • Destined
    Girl I was just thinking abut Alex the other day with his sexy self! Who knew he could even look hot on a horse? More wolves please!
  • V_Jacobs_Girl
    Auwwww look Paul, TWP is finally giving you a riding lesson ;)
  • 4thewolf
    OMGt it really you!!!! Is that what it takes to get you out of the woodwork? LOL
  • 4tw, now you know how V's mind works...she heard riding alex and poof....she's here....

    ....oh look who behind that tree...is it Seth!!! lol


    Did it work, did you scroll up before you finished reading ;)
  • 4thewolf
    SETH!!! WHERE???? IS HE SHIRTLESS??? OMG!! Do I smell good?

    *stomps back from tree area*

    That WASN'T Funny!! Now you owe me one!!

    *glowers*

    lol
  • *hangs head in shame* I was mean to my blood sister, ok may I offer you a nice stong muscle-y shoulder or 2 to cry on... take your pick, seth, jake, sam, paul, jared, quil
  • 4thewolf
    You had me at "shoulders"..
    You know me so well, honey. Surprise me.. Jake or Seth..
    *closes eyes, smiling and waits for surprise*
    LOL
  • "Jake..stand right here and take that shirt off!"

    "Seth.. stand right there...no one ever need to aks you twice to take that shirt of huh?"

    *calls 4tw* ok blood sister, and don't ever say I don't do anything for you..

    *positions 4tw in between seth and jake*

    "there, there 4tw...jake's left shoulder and Seth's right shoulder" *winks*
  • 4thewolf
    *dies*

    *dragons appear in flames of light in near-death tunnel*

    LOL
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    *takes the sword from 4TW*

    En Guard *strikes a pose*

    ha ha see I can be manly if I want to but sweetnes, wit, charm and flirting (even with women) gets me a lot further lmao
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Hi hon *big grin*

    do you still have wobbly legs? I just said that I was very sorry you were tired but that you still looked beautiful. x

    I've been told before that if I loose my voice I sound like a sex-phone person, and that's in english no idea what I would sound in any other language ha ha ha

    So Mr Darcy is male hah, interesting what about Wickham I see he's replied to me I still have to read his comment though.....
    *ROTFL* Honey, Mr. Darcy is a guy, and while the gesture was generous, I don't think he runs that direction. I'll save him for Howl. LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *grabs Phoenix and forces her to hold a sword!!*

    Here come the Capulets!!!!

    *whispers* For crying out loud, Pheonix, point it at someone and look vicious!!

    GEEz!
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Buongiorno 4TW *imagine sexy italian male voice* mi dispiace tanto che sei stanca. Sei sempre molto bella!

    Se ti avvicini ti faccio un massaggio cosi ti rilassi e magari dormi un po e sogni me.

    How's that for a start, no need to be quiet with me. It may be better if you give the 3rd Jake to Mr Darcy she may be upset otherwise, vamps and wolves don't mix well.... lol

    I'm just going to say hi to my beloved Pimsy *switching to french lover mode* lmao
  • 4thewolf
    *sinking slowly onto floor, breathing heavily*

    OMG.. That is ..that is really really sexy.

    *fans self*

    Ok.. now I have no idea what you just said.. but.. excuse me one moment.

    *finds water magically lying on forest floor in a pitcher and pours over head*

    DANG, girl!! YOu could make a business of of this.. it's scary!!

    LOL

    *ROTFL* Honey, Mr. Darcy is a guy, and while the gesture was generous, I don't think he runs that direction. I'll save him for Howl. LOL
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Morning thanks for the goodnight wish between that and the french smut translation I had a really steamy dream. I hope your having some sweet dreams yourself.........

    I wanted to cry when I woke up and realise I was alone Damn it!!!!

    I think I may revise a little more french and keep testing it on Pimsy.

    Anyone cares for italian or spanish I can try those as well
    Lol xxx
  • 4thewolf
    *grins*

    Good morning, Phoenix. I'm so tired I can barely see straight, but 3 Jakes gotta be better than one. One for Pimsy, one for you, and one for me..

    Nope, no sweaty dreams last night, but maybe if I hang out on your and Pimsy's convo today, I can change that.. I was too tired to conjure up anything. I was trying to finish my Italian Saga, but every time I thought of fountain=water=wet==dripping wet old-enough Seth or Jake=fun activity that shall not be mentioned at this moment. and then I'd jolt out of it and try to get back to Italy.. Useless. later today though. And I'm rambling. And that's never good. Because then I say stuff ppl can blackmail me with later. So now I'm upshutting. LOL

    Yes, PLEASE!!! Talk in any languages that you would like that sound pretty. Just try to sound like a guy. for Pimsy's sake. She's thoroughly excited about having a new French lover. Just stand 50 feet back unless you want to be dry humped online today.

    LOL.. ok.. upshutting, right? *tries desperately to be quiet*

    lol
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    oh cool I think I'll take that as a compliment!!!! Merci Baucoup Mademoiselle 4TW, tu tres jolie et tres belle.

    I could go on but I need to get some zzzzzzzzzzzzz it's half midnight here in the uk - Sparks is good with French. Don't worry the above is tame, I can crank up the heat with Pimsy.........
  • 4thewolf
    LOL. G'night sweetheart! Sweaty Dreams!!

    LOL
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    sorry couldn't reply to the right comment box

    I'll stop hitting on patience now! Don't want to cause trouble with you wolf girls.

    lol it was funny though
  • 4thewolf
    Actually Phoenix, I wish you would keep goign, because it's hilarious to watch you make PIMSY go nuts.. More French and say sexy things in English too so I can understand. Dang that you're not a guy. LOL

    Sorry, we like you the way you are. LOL LOL
  • Well, well, well, TWP, now we know he know how to ride... he's got the riding down but was there ever any doubt about that..... nope!!!! yeeeeehaaaaw!!!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    OMG pack mentality!!!

    I posted the YeeeeeHaawwwwww too!!!

    Ok now Alex, howl away to call your fellow packmates....
  • Calling the fellow packmates??? for a ride in nature??? That calls for another YeeeHaaawwwww again....saddle up or should we go bareback... you know save the hazzle of saddles!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Bareback wins vote hands down!!!

    *singing randomly*

    We going straight to the Wild Wild West
    We going straight to the Wild Wild West
  • big bad wolf girl <bbwg>
    lol!!! if you want real country come down to the true south AKA tennessee!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Oh really??

    WOW!!

    *dragging the cowgirl gear with her*
  • big bad wolf girl <bbwg>
    you're coming??? I'll fire up the barbeque!!
    *makes a beeline for the stakes*
  • oooooh yay! do i bring my lasso, and my camera for all the nature shots?
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Heck yes!

    Lasso, leather boots, whip, cow girl hat, plaid shirt (wait this only for traveling!) plus the oil!!

    LOL!
  • Yes ;) gotta have that oil, *winks* for that kerosene lamp, case *winks* nature calls and we need privacy to have to go deep into the woods. Damn I keep winking, wind must of blown dust in my eye!!,lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Oh damn that wind!

    Blowing dust everywhere!

    Will it be too hot TRP?? I think boys might need to, um, get a little air

    *whispering*
    Pssst steal the cutoffs when they phase!
  • *winks back howly* Dang that wind just blew the cutoffs away *winks* still with that dust in eye!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL TRP!

    No doubt at all! Like TWP said: "save the horse, ride the werewolf"!!!!

    *howling*
  • Yes Pimsy!! We wolf girls are always the nature lovers....save the environment type...save the horse save the olympic wolf, repopulate the wolf....lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!

    You heard about the Plan Repopulate that 4tw came up with? She bought me this short skirt to put the plan into action. So far I only got Wickham to stare at it...
  • Wolf men sweetie is what you need to get you noticed for the plan... how about if you dip the skirt in bacon?? lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *standing next to TWP*

    *cracking a whip*

    Yeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwww

    Now where is my werewolf to ride?????
  • LOL!!

    *calls over Sam* Howly need a ride.

    OMG that sounds bad lmao!
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    hey TWP, apparently Paul is not just into horseback riding but on skating as well.. =)

    retweet
    You can rollerskate with Alex Meraz (Paul in New Moon) this Sunday for $10 in Glendale, CA--for reals!

    http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=b...
  • MidnightSun!!!!
    yay! I go to school and work in Glendale! I'm going...who is else is?
  • I saw that earlier lol. I'm already packing my flame red rollerskates and black tu-tu.

    Seriously though...if anyone is in the area please go. Take some stuff with you to donate. It's for a really great cause and the food bank is really, really low. If I weren't clear across the country I would be there myself donating. Please, please, PLEASE go!

    If I hear of anyone from here that goes, I will go on a one week strike of wolf pics. Maybe even go team Vamp for a week. *shivers and feels soul burning* Maybe even throw on a Rob avatar for a week. *feels soul incenerate*

    It's for a good cause. It's for a good cause. *repeats to self, tries not to cry about my deal with the devil.*
  • The talented Mr. Meraz *Gasp* wolves on ice!!!!

    TWP will love that, when she comes back and sees this :)
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    i know, right??? she should definitely not miss this.. =)
  • TWP, I think you just gave Howly some more ideas for her story,lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL no!!!! It sounds SWEET!!!

    Hop on TWP... there is place for two on here!!

    OMG LOL!!!
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    *handing a cowgirl hat and a plaid shirt to howly and TWP*

    owkei im sooo ready...

    *repeating what howly said*

    where's my werewolf to ride?? LOL!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL!!! You seem to have all the essentials ready JMJ!

    *hiding the oil bottle behind back*

    LOL!
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    but of course!! im always ready..

    *clearing throat*
    *ahem ahem*
    *practicing vocal cords*

    yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaw!!!! =)

    er.. what's the oil bottle for howly??? LOL!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    OMG Crud! What is your age JMJ?
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    LMAO!! i know that of course howly!! im just playin' =)

    im already old enough to know what's goin' thru the pack's mind.. LOL!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Phew thank god!!

    You scared me there for a bit!
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    LOL!

    *handing a cold drink to howly*

    now, calm down sistah.. we should be ready when Paul starts to call his fellow packmates.. =)

    *whispering*

    maybe you should share your bottle of oil.. LMAO!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *guzzling the drink in one go*

    *eyes bright*

    *craning neck for a black/ russer colored wolf*

    Are they here yet? Are they here yet? Are they here yet?
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    oh there you are!! i was just actually looking for you.. hehehe.. =)
  • lol I saw! Thanks for looking for me. ;)

    Had I known someone else said save a horse ride a werewolf I would've put something different lmao. I feel bad now.

    Save a horse, ride a shapeshifter maybe.
  • mlj (Team Pea Coat)
    As soon as I saw this post, I had to check out what the Wolf Girls were saying....I am not disappointed! Luv you guys more than you know!!!!!!
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    oh no prob about that.. you are a genuine wolf girl so you have all the right to say "save a horse ride a werewolf " than the other one who first said it.. LOL!
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    he looks a little scared its kinda funny [wolves aren't supposed to be scared of horses..lol]
  • NicoleTeamWolf
    Your avatar!!!

    How?!


    *insanely jealous*
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    lol sorry i saw the pick and i had to have it
  • twilightfanatic
    He looks sooo adorable!!!!!

    yum yum!!!
  • Team banana <3 June
    i guess he is alright looking but nothing like taylor im NOT being disloyal you guys but i have the right to look :)
  • Rob_is_my_Kryptonite
    He looks so adorable saluting while on a cute horse!
  • 30yearoldtwifan
    Beautiful Horse Beautiful man!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LMAO... oh man he looks extra HAWT on the horse.... well, what do ya know? A wolf riding a HORSE... buahaha... pack girls enjoying the view... pshh haha!!
  • the_nina
    Who doesn't love pretty boys on horses? It's a timeless photoshoot opportunity.
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Nice!!!! *drool*

    I didn't look at him much before....but any guy who's good in the saddle goes way up in my book :) lol

    Why is he not doing his Martial arts moves on there though...i wanna see him doing a handtand on that horse.......shirtless.........now!! :)

    LMAO
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    now I have to ask did you mean good in the sadle or in the sack, easy mistake to make..... lmao

    Ok don't fish slap me (sorry flp - I loved that) I'll get back in the gutter just came out to catch with all the postings

    *skips back towards the gutter*
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Either is fine with me :)

    Both is better :) LOL
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    ha ha ha ha I should have known
    ROTFLMAO
    x
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I'd like to add......i can teach a man to be good at either...

    So as long as he looks this good...experience is not required for this position LMAO
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Yes, teaching is fun!!!! Results can be amazing....
    lol
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LMAO ;)

    They can be :) And if not you just had them an F on their card and kick them out of school LMAO
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Ah yes! and if they are younger it's even better they are just so eager to learn how to please, sweet really..... open to anything LMAO ;-0
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LOL

    I always make sure they are younger, :) My husband is only a few years younger ....but he passed the weekend trial with flying colours...so i kept him :) LMAO
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    I have to say I wasn't that lucky to find a keeper in the younger ones. Maybe I should aim for RPatz??? Yea I know I can dream though right????
  • h3ll0kimberwy
    shirtless<3
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Well for me......completely naked would be best....but on this site shirtless will have to do :) LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    ...and wet, please!

    lol
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Oh yes...that would make it even better :)

    *runs off and gets hose*

    Hell lets lose the jeans too huh :) lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Wet jeans are uncomfortable? Aww, Alex!

    Let me help you with that... *Control yourself PIMSY!*

    lol
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    It would really be cruel to leave them on :)

    I bet his thighs are a bit sore from all that riding....you might want to put some muscle rub on there :) lol
  • TeamSwitzcob (TRotation/Meg)
    It's usually the inner thighs that get sore, too. You could let your fingers slip if you choose. ;)~
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I always let them slip LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Yes! With some oil....

    *Damn*

    Might as well rub all over him...*sly smile*

    lol
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Well i'm sure other things got a little bruised...and might need extra attention :) lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    OMG nicnixs!

    LOL

    You're going to make me lose my mind here!

    *pours cold water over head*
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LMAO :)

    I don't think even turning the hose on you would cool you down :) LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Hoooooooooowwwwwl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I have so many "bad" thoughts crossing my mind now! Damn...*looks around for moderators*

    Shoot!

    I’ll just howl instead… hoooooooowwwwwwwwlllll!


    lol
  • Mr_Darcy
    If there's ever been an excuse for the phrase save a horse.....
    WHAT?!
    Did I just say that?!
    Gah! This site is getting to me.
    Must go do something masculine.
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL

    *reads 'must go do something masculine'*
    *gets too excited*
    *tries to compose self*
    *doesn't work*

    Mr Darcy....well you could...pick me up....and...*bites lip*

    *BAD PIMSY, BAD*

    *coughs*

    *blushing*

    Never mind...
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    Wh.... wait, what now?

    PIMSY is at a loss for words????

    *takes diary out, dates the page and makes note of this monumentus experience*

    LOL! :) Gotta love ya girl!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LMAO

    I already paid for speaking my mind TOO much today. I had to sit at the naughty corner for awhile...but
    then Mr Darcy picked me up and got me out of there...

    *sly smile*
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    LMAO!!

    That Mr. Darcy, always the gentleman.
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LMAO

    You're going to just leap up there and go for it on the horse aren't you LMAO
  • cara
    As the saying goes: Save a horse, ride a werewolf. :D
  • lmao
  • h3ll0kimberwy
    lol, that's gooood.
  • Haha!

    <3 <3 <3
  • bettingonalicexo
    haaaaaaaaaale yeah :)
  • Becki
    I agree with ForksShinyNewToy, I am Team Edward (and Team Jasper) but the wolf pack are just going to be SOO hot in the film!!
    Hehee, that new moon book with jake on the front, I showed it to my friend and she fell off her chair xD She's team jacob all the way
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    I think for a wolf.... he's definitely hot.....

    For a wolf anyway. ;)
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    First may I just say - Your avatar is smokin' HOT!!! Phwaaarrrr!!!! Drool

    *ghosting closer to avatar to take a better look - scaring the pants of flplmtree95* Er sorry just got caught in the moment ..... for a moment.

    Anyway, Second I agree apart from Taylor I think Alex is probably the best looking wolf in the pack - bonus prize he is actually legal. lol
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    Definitely.... double bonus, he's got some experience! ;) LOL!

    Thanks for the avatar props..... he is my bad ass edward unicorn buddy.
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    mmmhhh yes experience is always a good thing *wink*

    Oh how I miss Bad A$$ Edward and the Beautiful Ba$tard, cookies unicorns, lifts, desks, stairs, unicorns, unicorns, unicorns, more more more. LMAO
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    *gets tranquiliser gun all set up for Phoenix*

    It's just in case you lose it again...i don't want you to hurt yourself :)
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    *ghosting behind nicnixs* BOOO!!!!

    *nicnixs jumps high and looses tranquiliser gun*

    er aren't you forgetting something???? Marble skin tranq gun won't work. lol
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    This one is special :) *evil chuckle*

    The needle is made from werewolf tooth :) LOL
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    mmhhh ok *backing away slowly*

    er Nics I really don't need it I am perfectly calm and rational........

    *even if she catches me the tranquilizer won't work venom kills/cures anything*

    lol
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I saw it :) LOL

    Fantastic :) LMAO
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    it's still going on

    I have Wickham now as well

    LMAO - I've done very little work today oh well.......
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LMAO :)

    I totally love it when i here British phrases on here :)

    Mustn't grumble :) LOL

    Oh never mind about being obsessive :) I think we mostly all come here for that chat now anyway :) So we're being sociable and networking...none of those weird obsessives here!!!! LMAO

    *hides team jacob t shirt* LOL
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    lol. I'm too much of a Brit these days been here far to long........

    I'm not obsessed at all.

    *hides all altars and Saga merchandise under the desk* lmao

    if you want a laugh scroll up a bit and watch how Pimsy and 4TW react to my latest comments half french/italian I can't wait to see their replies lmao
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    He does freak me out lol :) But i love him :)

    I can't walk up stairs in the dark tho, or leave my foot hanging over the bed when i sleep :) LMAO

    You know you've got a problem when you have a night out...and you think...damn i won't be able to log on to nmm :) I have that same problem LOL
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    lol

    I know I am becoming a bit obsessive about Twilight but I'va had a couple of really shitty years .... and this place really makes me laugh, I haven't laughed so much and so hard in a long time so I kind of feel a bit put out when life gets in the way, is not like going out with friends this is work stuff yeah all expense paid but that really doesn't do it for me..... musn't grumble gift horse and all that....... lol
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I just couldn't sleep lol :)

    Yeah smutty fan fiction never helps you sleep :) But it does give you nice dreams :)

    Last night i had a dream that i was attacking zombies with a spade, that's what happens when you skip your fan fic :)

    I was kinda chatting a little on here and reading a Stephen King book...lol Hence the dream i think :)

    Are you working today??
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    OMG my insomnia may be catching! I left this at 12.30 last night I could have stayed longer but I don't sleep much already and I am trying to break the pattern.

    Yep I am at work unfortunately - I find this place sooo boring. I check my home e-mail every so often to see what's going on..... we have a work do tonight which might prevent me from loggin on Damn it I need my fix!!!

    Wow you read SK I could do during the day don't think I would at night it would freak the bejeasus out of me lol. What are you up to today did you get to visit the server room at the weekend *wink wink*
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LOL :)

    How are you this morning ;)

    i feel like i've had about 3 hours sleep...which is about right LMAO
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Morning :-)

    Like you I've had little sleep I think between reading smut, rob finger porn pic and turning the heat up for Pimsy I got myself into a state that prompted a really, really sexy dream with Rob in it. I wanted to cry when I woke up about 3am found myself alone. Damn it! At 6 I had to get up and run and it took ages to get back to sleep ..... You've been reading late then I take it. Same stuff you sent or something different?
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I'm glad you still love me....i will never never do anything like that again :)

    Your right...i'm just practicing for my poor patients :) lol
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    It's ok you can practice anything else on me but no needles with unknown substances you never know what kind of reaction I'm going to get ........ lol x
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    *looks at Phoenix in horror*

    *looks at dart....WTF is in this thing*

    Nothing...nothing on this planet should be able to make that guy look like Rob....

    *sends dart away for urgent scientific analysis*

    I'm so so sorry Phoenix...don't hate me when you sober up and see what you said :(
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    *still seeing things I should NOT under any circumstance see*

    Holy croiw girl what did you put in that thing? Please quit sticking me with needles, I prefer to try fish slapping or something else I have bad images in my head now of guy in other post.

    I think I'm going back to Rob finger porn post I'll feel better then

    *slowly gets up with avatar help to move to different post, stops leaves avatar and walks unsteady back to nics* * hugs nics tight*

    I still love you girl nothing ... nothing on this planet will change that. x

    Now I'm going to have fun with my avatar I think I deserve it wow he still has it.lol
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    *sigh*

    Well i guess we'll find out :) LMAO
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Oy stop it you!

    What is this fixation with sticking me with needles???

    Do you need to practice before you go back to work???

    Get someone else to practice on damn it!

    *looking at nics trembling bottom lip*

    I'm such a sucker - ok I'll stand still you can stick the needle in.

    *nics approaches smiling - sticks needle in*

    don't feel too bad

    *ghosts off and suddenly finds herself on the ground looking up at the sky* damn what was in that tranq??? The guy in the other post is starting to look quite a bit like Rob in a wavy sort of way

    *calls to guy in other post*

    Oh hey there yu huu????
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    He is hot :)

    And to ride a horse you need good strong thigh muscles and stamina!!!

    Oh yes :) lol
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    LMAO!

    Hope he doesn't get chapped where it counts.... ;)
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    *looks innocently at fl*

    And where does it count???? ROTF
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    *smiles*

    No worries, I'm sure he wouldn't mind you helping him to moisturize
    afterwards. >:D
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    hmmm...

    What would you do if i stole that Avatar and used it as well???

    I'm thinking about it you know lol
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    Nicky, don't make me fish slap you! ;)
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    What with this fish slapping?? lol

    Who started it....right i'm bringin gin my own slapping material....

    *slaps Fl with a sea cucumber* LMAO
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    LMAO!!! I like it.

    No, it started quite by accident, I was talking to Effing one day about
    slamming my FIST down on a table... and I typo'd and wrote that I
    slammed my FISH down on the table.... the rest is history. People just
    don't let sh*t like that go.
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    FANTASTIC :)

    There are so many little back stories i don't know about :) I'm going to try to find them all out tonight..

    LIke WTF is Effing and WTW lip gloss thing all about????

    *goes to ask*
  • Ciggy_
    Wow!! The avatar!!....Please dont fu*kin say it!!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    *shaking head at IW2BS*

    The filth on this site.......the constant references to unicorns and bad edward..it's disgusting!!!! That's what it is....

    Now i wont be online much tonight because i'm reading the D and the S all over again LMAO
  • Ciggy_
    Just finished B & B. You gotta read it. Its not really smutty but so dam cute! Full of anticipation. LOL! I was actually yelling "Do it already!" 'Its shoes are you freaking insane!" LOL!! I mentioned it the other day on Twitter.
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I will read it :) I saved it to my list of to do fan fic :)

    I'm loving all fan fic types now...a bit of smutt...a bit of dark....a bit of cute :) Bring it on i say!!!! :) lol
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    God I love that line....

    That and "I was still her total fucking lunatic and she was still my girl. My unreasonable, confusing, nosy, porn-hating girl."

    Among others. :D
  • bettingonalicexo
    aha bless him he looks too sweet to be a wolf :)
  • othersescape
    4th
  • ForksShinyNewToy
    Third?? Sweet this is as close as I've ever gotten...too bad its only a wolf pack post!
  • ForksShinyNewToy
    Ah! I can't wait to see the wolf pack..I'm team edward all the way but they are gonna be SO hot in the movie!
  • h3ll0kimberwy
    ahh, i know!
    each of them have like a special something, of course alex is the hottest, but they're all so buffff and good looking, ( :
  • I'm dying to see the wolf pack too. Other than the shirtless poster that was released a while ago, we haven't seen too much footage of the wolves on the set. Just pictures of them out and about town.

    Mmmm.... all those tall dark wolf boys burning at a hot 108 degrees. ::SHIVERS::

    <3 <3 <3
  • Ciggy_
    First?
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    sorry my fellow "hand porn avatar" friend! oops. lol ;)
  • Ciggy_
    S'okay... as long as its a comrade in Robs arms thats first I'm good...
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    what a wolf!
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    first again?! YEOWZAAA!!!!
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Good Heavens!

    I hope he doesn't phase while on horseback!

    Now, that would be some big mess!

    Be careful Lucky - if he starts to phase - run, VERY FAST!
  • Ciggy_
    Damn so close..oh well..look at that what a sexy Wolf I think I can actually hear 4thwolf and Ihowl screaming right now!! Hey Wolfgirls look at all the Vamps here on a Alex post! Where are you guys? Oh well I still have my own Vamp scent remover so...
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