another cute marlow!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZht--MW2D0

aaaawwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! so cute the little doggy!!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhh ashley is stunning

Ashley is so super pretty! I don't like that dress but because Ashley's wearing it, it looks awesome. And Marlow is so cute! Ashley loves him a lot, I can tell. Lucky dog.

Kim.. this is for you.. I have just recieved word from a very reliable source about what really went down and why Niki never made it to Italy.. nor Kellan.. nor Jackson..
But it's good to see Ashley back and Marlowe safe and sound.. one moment. and my column will resume.

The last time we had updated this column, Nikki Reed was on her way to Italy along with Kellan, who was going to be dog nanny to Marlowe, since he loves dogs (note frequent pictures of Kellan walking dogs in L.A.) and Ashley was pining away for Dmitri and would not have time to look after Marlowe. Rob was investigating the possibility that Chris Weitz might be his long-lost father and was struggling to deal with this possible news as well as the constant Paparazzi.
Found in a dumpster was a tear-stained confession by Jackson that he was so angry about the fact that Ashley chose Kellan to watch the puppy, rather than him, therefore he is ALSO planning on flying to Italy to room with Nikki, (since Rob won't have room, as Kellan is sharing HIS room) and while there, he will make it his sole purpose to glare daggers at Kellan and try to prove to Ashley that he is by far the better dog caregiver.
Jackson and Kellan were spotted bloodied and limping along an alleyway. Taylor and Alex were also seen nearby, looking hyped and concerned.
Apparently what happened is that Jackson, in a jealous rage, finally confronted Kellan over his possessiveness with Ashley's new puppy and wanted to know why Kellan couldn't just back off and leave well enough alone.
Kellan's dimples quickly faded and he went to hurl Jackson AND his guitar against a wall, but Alex and Taylor, hearing it and fearing for Jackson's face, since filming is not yet done, leaped into the alleywally, rocketing over garbage cans, and drop-kicking Kellan to the floor.
With Alex holding back Kellan, Taylor leaped to Jackson, defending him with a lead pipe he had found.
Taylor's dad emerged on the scene, furious that Taylor, being only 17 was fighting with lead pipes in alleyways.
Jackson was adamant that he should fly to Italy. Taylor and Alex, fearful for the friendship, ALSO considered going to keep the peace. And, of course if Taylor goes, Daddy Lautner must come also, b/c... underage.
Selena was online trying to figure out if any Disney movies will be filming in Italy at this time.

LOL
that last line = epic! lol

Ok, now that we have reviewed the question everyone wants to know is WHY Nikki and Kellan never made it to Italy? Or Were they there and we just didn't know it? '
Well, Ashley, Kristen, Marlowe, and Dakota were having a lovely girls-only party over in Italy, and Kellan decided to stay behind for a few days, so Marlow would not be overwhelmed by the sights and jump in the fountain, then yip and yap and run after Kristen as she was supposed to be having the dramatic scene chasing Rob. "Here you are, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"
Jackson however, still enraged by Ashley's lack of faith in his skills decided to hack into the American Airlines database and reroute Kellan's flight to Norway momentarily, so he could look like the responsible one and have sole care of Marlowe for those days.
Taylor and Alex were slightly supsicious of Jackson's behavior, so immediately booked a flight for Italy as well..

I love how Jasper is trying to prove his love to Ashley!!

See 4TW!! You write this story for me and now you have gained more admirers!! :D

Make sure to let me know when more is posted, I don't want to miss it!!

lol

More.. honey.. look down.

bravo bravo..........awesome more please

Wow... thanks for letting us know. Ashley has GOT to love Jackson.

Jackson checked in Marlowe hidden in his guitar case, with some ventilation, of course, so that Taylor, Alex, and Mr. Lautner would not find out. Kellan stood in line at the incorrect gate, not having bothered to notice that his ticket was a different gate than the others.. He joked and laughed with fans as the boarding call was made and the other 4 disappeared onto the plane.
"Right this way," Mr. Lutz, said an unnamed stewardess who recognized the sexy hunk and was trying to be acccomodating. Since you're my monkey man, you have a special spot in first class. Just as they were stepping onto the plane, Selena came flying in. Kellan, Kellan. WAIT!! THERE IS A Disney movie filming in Italy- take me with you guys. She hurled herself past security, handing her credit card to them, begging. This is for TRUE LOVE, please Let me on the plane!!!
Seconds before take-off she made it onto the plane, sat next to Kellan and as the engine revved up and she had just stowed her bags, she said, Kellan, where are Taylor and the others?
Kellan said, "oh..probably back there somewhere.." just as the stewardess said, "Thank you for flying with our American Airlines Partner: Air Norway. I hope you enjoy your flight.

LOL poor selena and kellan.

It's 4.23am, but I can't sleep, I don't want to miss anything!!

I will finish the rest for you tomorrow.. It's too emotional right now. LOL

Get some sleep and check on it in the a.m.

Meanwhile, back in American Airlines sister company.. Air Italy.. Alex and Taylor stopped smacking each other and comparing muscles long enough to hear Mr. Lautner ask, "Where is Kellan?"
"It was a horrible sinking moment," Alex told reporters later. How had we not noticed before?
Both men stared at Jackson. "Do you know anything about this?"
Hours and Hours later Kellan and Selena landed in Norway. "My dreams are ruined," Selena sobbed as Kellan carried her in his arms to a nearby fishing village. It's ok, girl. I've got it covered. I look Norweigan and I will get us a flight to Italy. Your dreams will happen and I WILL REPAY. FOR LOVE!! FOR MARLOWE!!!
That night, Kellan and Selena dined upon Salmon and took a romantic boat ride.. Their dimples flashed as they spoke to each other about many things and planned their revenge.

Alex and Taylor glared at Jackson..
This is about the dog, isn't it? Isn't it? asked Alex menacingly.
Not cool, buddy,said Taylor. That's so wrong. Our cast is supposed to be like family and you've lied, stolen things, and ruined any level of trust.. Why. man.. just tell us WHY you did it?
It... it was for Ashley. I mean if she can't trust me with a small dog, how can she trust me with her heart? Her life??/ I mean Kellan? Kellan?? So... So..he owns dogs and I never did, but it doesn't mean I can't be the man she needs. I just need to prove to her that I can do this. That I will take care of her heart like I will care for this dog!
Where is the dog, Jackson? asked Mr. Lautner..
"In my guitar," whispered Jackson.. where everything I love is...
You're gonna keep Ashley's heart like keeping a dog in a guitar case? asked Taylor.. Am I missing some love secret here?
I'ts ventilated, protested Jackson and Kellan will find his way back to Italy..he's just going to Norway first..
Was that so wrong??

LOL aww poor jackson.

Ashley, Dakota, and Kristen, meanwhile amused themselves with having races through the fountain to see who could slam into Rob first and hardest, to get that look of authentic desperation. Rob was getting tougher by the minute and the constant abuse took his mind off the constant wondering about why Chris Weitz would not tell him that he was his long-lost father.. And the paparazzi nightmares he had.
Back in Norway, Selena and Kellan sang Disney songs together and bought matching Viking hats as they waited for their flight to Italy.
'This has been fun," Selena was said to have remarked. "You're no Taylor, but I'm really enjoying myself"
"And it's fun that you're so light, I can lift you and carry you everywhere if you're not moving fast enoughk, said Kellan. I can't do that with many people and since I didn't pack my weights, it's a real advantage. They grinned at each other chummily and gave fist bumps, as they boarded the plane.

LMAO!!

Nikki Reed meanwhile was back at the airport completely frustrated and giving the airline representatives a piece of her mind about the fact that they had overbooked the flight and she was unable to support the cast who was filming the next day. She was put on a flight that would arrive late in the evening.

I feel jealous that everyone else is vying for your stories!

*eye's start to tear*

You still write them for me, don't you 4TW?

*looks at ground, kicks dirt*

lmao

*Throws arms around and sqeezes 4TW back*

Really? *wipes tears*

No I didn't, you inspired me, plus I haven't written a poem like you, that was pretty genius!

*huge smile lights up face*

No I'm not frightened, I feel the same

*blushes*

I love Seth also, he's so nice, plus he's bffs with Edward, so it's a win win situation for me, no hostility!

You may have to wait a little longer for Seth, but I'm sure he'll be worth it ;)

LOL

Throws arms around Kim, ignoring her sparkly stinkiness, and squeezes rib-crackingly.

Kim, my love, only you have impressed me with your Shakespeare-line throwing, and..

*averts eyes* I hate to admit this, but you used them more intelligently than I did.

No one will ever replace you in my affections that way. EVER.

"Did my heart ever love till now?" R&J

I meant that in a purely sisterly way, mind you..

*checks that Kim isn't frightened*

I'm saving my heart for Jake or .. better yet *blushes* old-enough-Seth

LOL

hey......i fell asleep at computer last night......sorry what does nikki do next? Does selena and kellan hook up.........

I will continue it this afternon, diamondsgirl.. don't worry. LOL

keep it going...its funny.......what does selena do.....

YES!!! LMAO!!

THANKYOU!!

I need to know what happens next!!

You haven't let me down 4TW!!!

*smiles with tears in eye's*

Brilliant!! :D

She always dresses so well

What a cute little dog! Aww.. Ashley is gorgeous, as always! :]

That dress looks like a rug that I have!

Awww....... Marlow's adorable....... And I COMPLETELY LOVE ASHLEY'S DRESS! She's absolutely gorgeous.

HOW CUTE!!!!!!!!!

the puppy, i mean

there are no words for Ashley

she's GORGEOUS!

She looks great as usual... i would have to say that in the books she is one of my fav characters....
I just love her!!!

i love ashley :) she always looks so nice!

OMG that dog is just soooooo adorable little creature! I wan't one, too! So badly!
And I wish I could wear dresses like that, but full length doesn't really flatter me..makes me look shorter than I am.. LMAO

i am:
1. feeling very jealous of that dress
2. thinking that the puppy looks very uncomfortable which makes it EVEN MORE ADORABLE
3. really wanting that puppy :D

She needs to let the poor dog down or at least learn how to carry it properly!

Now, I can see who's the cutie pie, and it's not Taylor this time. It's Ashley.

OMG! I love Ashley's dress! I'm not a big fan of dresses though. But Ashley can pull off anything.

And her dog! I have one just like it! Haha! Too Cute!

aww cute!

love that girl!

4tw was right.....*sighs* much calmer............wait .......what if i miss something.................*confused* 4tw was playing a trick on me................hey all......i am chasing butterflies today......they are everywhere in everypost *stops looks around**.....wow there is a wolf puppy.......off to chase it and the butterflies...........oh Mr. Darcy....I believe we have not had the pleasure of consevation yet......wait mr.darcy.......dont run.......

That dog looks scared sh*tless!! LOL

But, Ashley looks cute - as always...

**green with envy**

lol

It looks like he's struggling to get loose and attack. Ashley should set him loose on the paps.. I hear tiny dogs are small but never shut up and don't let go..
Can you just see Edward with miss thing around his neck and then out runs this little dog, grabs her pant leg, biting and snarling and refusing to let go.. She'd have to run away screaming as it shredded her clothing and growled and refused to let go.
Now that would have been a taste of her own medicine.
Sic 'im Marlow!

lol

Pretty sure that the crazy fan would have just took the dog, killed it and had it stuffed in Pattinson's honor or something...Chick was seriously crazy..As psycho as little dogs are, she has 'em beat in that department...

No, we need a bigger dog to take care of her...Rottweiler perhaps? Or Doberman?? Something with bigger teeth and more jaw pressure.

LOL

One moment..this may benefit both of us...

Um. Jake, we need a canine friend and quickly..

*points to problem on sidewalk*

Yes, sorry to insult you, but we did not have a big enough dog in the vicinity and needed something with serious teeth. I will not degrade you again after this.

Fursplode, quickly please. I promise I won't look.

*crosses fingers behind back and grins*

Great idea...however as big as Jake may be, I still worry for his own safety around her...He is one hot man as well...You don't think she will rip out too much of his hair while he attacks her, do you??

OMG! What if she tackles his a$$, knocks him out and drags him off to her trophy room?!

I am not sure Jake can handle this chick...she may have a weapon of mass destruciton hidden in that hair....

lol

True.. *runs eyes over Jake appreciatively* He IS very nice to look at..

This could be a problem. I mean SpankMe just killed him by venom, and I killed myself with dagger ala Juliet and you know how long THAT took to work off. It ain't easy being dead,you know!!

Hmmm.
*light bulb goes on* *turns to smile conspiritorially at Effing_ * Effing,love___ you wouldn't happen to be carrying around that extra extra strength Where the BLOODY h*ll Have You Been Jalapeno lip gloss would you? Perhaps our boys could handle the burn for a few minutes and offer her a little kiss?

*smiles wickedly* If that doesn't do the trick, I can't imagine what would.

lol

awwwwwwwwwww her puppy is soooooooo cute :D and i love the dress she is wearing
:D

I love Ashley! She always looks great, a perfect Alice. And I love the dress, it's so cute.

No Marlow, that is not Robert!
Don't get too excited there, lol.

Ashley looks beautiful as always.
I love her style.

That dress is cute! So boho chic! I kinda want one!

Ash!! My fav-fake-sis-in-law!!! She's looking mighty gorgeous as always!! Aww I'm loving the dress and the PUPPY... awww... such a cutie... love that chick...

Her Marlow is so freaking adorable!!! Ashley and her puppy make a cute pair :)

she looks SOOOO CUTE....aww and her puppy, pretty
WOW that dress is really pretty...i LOOOVE it!!!!

Ashley rocks old Hollywood beauty....just lovely! The pooch is pretty cute too!

red rocket, marlow, red rocket!

oh wait.. it's a girl.

nevermind!

LOL

oh my gash!
marlow is one of the cutest dogs i've seen! (can't say the cutest cause i have 4 dogs and they'll get the green moster!)
i love her dress.
she looks gorg!

love ashley. period end.

Such a beautiful girl and very sweet.

Aw!! Marlow is soooo cute!!

Love ya Ashley!!!

omg I love the dress! and the dog! :)
and Ashley looks awesome :)

im pretty sure thats Christian Serratos beside her holding the blackberry

Great as always :D

awww, her dog is so cuteeee! i like her dress...though its a little long for me...ya think it would fit a girl who's 5'5? ...yeah i didnt think so either...

LOL

Better than a 5'2 though... lol I would be wearing a sack. A printed sack... :D

She looks great as always and what a cute lil pup!

Ashley is so pretty!
I want a puppy like Marlow! ;)

I think I know this dress - http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jjr/2009/03/greene... lol

Awe...that's a cute puppy, Ashley too. :)

She looks amazing, and I love the dress...the puppy is precious, just look at him aww.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE IS NEW THINGS ON THE WEB!!!
I AM SOOO HAPPY:)
THIS SERIOUSLY JUST MADE MY DAY!!:)

yeah she looks great again :)

Same name! and your dutch too right?
oh, her dog looks so cute :)

haha yes indeed :) its a small world (country for sure) afterall :)
and yessss though i gotta admit im not thát fond of chihuahua's but she is indeed a cutie ;D

i'll visit the netherlands in july!!

ur so cool :) i hope you have a lot of fun :)
i cant think of anything.. special here though. its just so boring out here. (i think)
i bet ur going to amsterdam? :) (don't believe all the rumours though, not éveryone uses pot or something haha)

yeah i'm going to vistit amsterdam but probably only for short. I'll spend most of the time in chroningen.
i'm sure it's not that boring in the netherlands!

Ashley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've missed you :) x

How much more adorable could she be?? lol

bless lol Ashley has just become cuter ha

awww Mr. Buddy is cuter! lol

such a cutie dog!

Awwww, I love chihuahuas. But they can be mean little buggers!!

1st...wohooo

Aww I want a MArlow too

congrats on 1st!! wow she´s soo cute!!

thanx!! my first time to be first :D
ashley looks really great in that dress (even though i don't really like these long summer dresses much)... but i think she would look great in any outfit.
and her dog is a cutie too :D

You're welcome! XD
I totally agree, Ashley can wear anything and make it look good. Yeah her dog is really cute too :)