One of Rob's biggest fears. Shame on her pathetic display....and good job making his worst nightmare come true....dumbass.

My thoughts exactly...geez, WTF are the body guards doing...just looking? And poor Rob...just trying to be polite to his fans and look where it gets him....


This really bothers me....ALOT.

Show some respect...not just for yourselves....but for Rob!

Ditto! I feel sorry for Rob.. Those kind of people have zero respect for themselves or RPattz. No wonder people think Twilight fan girls are crazy. :/

Damm and fans wonder why stars dont come out often... Pepole should not react like this not even for Rob hes a normal person just trying to get throught the day and crazy B***hs like this ruin it for all of us. This makes me sad to think that fans just can't act cool arounf him.. they should at least try instead of making us twilight fans look all syco.... Poor Rob =(

i was looking at the photos and when he is walking away (looking sexy as always) he is SMILING! and its a beautiful smile at that. :D those psycho ruin it for the rest of us.

OXOX4 you cuz i love that they had to moderate you comment... but what ever you said...Ditto!!!
I just might have to use that as a tecnic in the future!!
Its my Bad A$$ WA coming out lol

hahaha :D i hate how people take things WAY TO FAR. like i mean at least have respect for his personal space. we ALL want to go and touch him but us woman AND men have to control ourselves ;D. it just makes me mad sometimes and plus I'm secretly jealous of her ;D

these girls don't have respect at all.

She was crazy! and what the hell were the bodyguards doing! The safety of Rob is very important to us!
Love what lainey had to say though about the fan--- 'Did she think he would say – oh thank you for trying to strangle me. Let’s make love now'
Hahahaha

You are so hilarious i was thinking the same thing...they are so stupid!!!! LMAO

Im with you EDWARDPANDA....look what he get for just being polite and friendly...with does dumb fans...I'm soo sorry for him..!!!

How does Rob keep his composure without yelling at the top of his lungs,

I'M NOT EDWARD -

GET THE F@CK AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRAZY, SCANKY, B*TCHES - I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU TO

F-ING TOUCH ME --------- EVER!

Did you watch the video? It's truly horrendous.

I'm utterly speechless, I just watched it....my stomach is in a knot ( ha ha knot, no pun intended ) It's SO much more disturbing when you see it like that. You can see how badly Rob is bothered by it.....they are relentless! I can't even consider these people Twilight or RPatz fans....because we all may love him...but we would NEVER do that!
It truly saddens me that the rest of us get lumped in with these crazy nutjobs. :-((

ok so im new and just joined or whatever not like a random wierdo commenting lol i go on this website everyday but when i saw this i just knew i had to comment.....and i completely agree like i saw this asnd was like ok not that i might ever meet him but i was just like that lessened my chances even more ....i mean you have these crazy b****es screaming and you would think that ...oh i dont know maybe if they stopped screaming for like 10 sec maybe celebs would actuallly sign autgraphs and take more pics with fans...its soo frustrating

So true Dama, so true. All it takes is a few nutcases to ruin it for the rest of us.
BTW....welcome to the disfunctional NMM.org family!

Yeh I mean the last thing I would want from someone I admire is for them to see me like I'm a parasite. I mean what fun did she get out of grabbing him? He only hated her guts in that second, so she is now hated by the guy she admires? Where's the fun in that?

"knot"

**sigh**

I <3 that goddamn knot

.....and the Golden Knot Award goes to....

Yeah, I was disturbed by that. What makes ANY of these girls think he'd like that? They're utter morons - all of them. Show a little dignity and respect for yourself and for him. Should've been more bodyguards - keep some around him and others should be pushing those bimbo's away. Did see one push one of the girls away when she touched him.

It's really upsetting to watch...

That crazy blonde bi*ch should have her @ss slammed in jail for a night....

I wonder if she's here *looking around*

I know Nic, I just watched the vid, it's really upsetting and disturbing, I really don't understand why they would do it, so wrong!!

NIX!!! I am literally being dragged out of my house at this very moment buy my hair but I have a lot of questions for you like what is Eddie doing in that pic lol is he wearing a purse????lol talk to you soonnnnnnnnnn

LOL

He turned jedi!!!! I was that angry LOL

Just watched it, Iv posted a link further down too!
Poor Rob

OMG the video is aweful....I feel so sorry for him. And then that girls like jumps him!!

Poor guy, I won't be surprised if after the few movies he's signed on for her just disappears and takes a break.

like do a 2Pac and disappear out of thin air and wont come back for 10 yrs? lol.

Made me cry a little... seriously!! I cry when I get that pissed off *sighs* These crazies will never understand... and now, they ruined my chances =[

Me too, Ceci, Me too...

I know =[

Me too :( I had to stop watching it, it was making me so angry and upset! *sniffles*

You can see he's really overwhelmed and upset by the way he's going with his hand through his hair... :(

:(

That video is truly horrible. I couldn't watch...it was heartbreaking!

That girl is probably the MOST HATED person in the world right now!

where's the video?? is it on youtube?

It's really f***ing ugly.....

Those people should be f***ing ashamed........and if they were touching him without his consent they should be charged with assualt.......

I can't just walk up to some random guy in the street and start pawing him....he a f***ing human being for god sake....

I'm not sure what percentage of me is angry/disgusted and what percentage is creeped out/ashamed

*shudders*

Yeah, it just bothers me that so many people are like that. They need to get a damn clue. I'm with you on the angry/disgusted and creeped out/ashamed.

I think you should set your ninja vampire squirrel on to them!

KAY!!!!!

I went with Jedi lightening :)

I'm way madder than ninja after watching that!!!!

LOL

I bow to your wisdom, Obi Won Squirrelobi.
May the force be with you.

Go get her Jedi Squirrel!

I agree, that totally is assault in my book. If Rob walked up to some random girl and started pawing on her like that he would have been arrested for assault. Well, any girl except maybe you, me, and some of the others on here (lol). I feel so bad for him that he has to deal with that on a daily basis, and now he probably doesn't want to be around ANY of his fans, even the ones who are respectful like us! Ugh! I would like to punch that blond curly haired girl right in the face!

People like that make me sick to my stomach....Urgh

We all joke on here and have fun saying stuff..

But some people can't tell the difference between fantasy and real life....

I hope she's seen the reaction around the world and is ashamed of herself...

ROTFLMAO OMG Nic! You Avatar....

On first glance I thought your squirrel was humping a My Little Pony unicorn....I about effing passed out!

LMAO

I am just seriously at a loss for words.  I HONESTLY just can't believe someone would really act that way. I hope she is the laughing stock of her family, school, work, or insane asylum...she sure deserves to be for that disgusting display.  Ugh...poor Rob.  And he even managed to keep a smile during it all.  I don't know how, cuz I would have drop kicked her right there on the street just to get her the hale away from me!

I 120% agree, Nic. Our jokes on NMM are harmless. We know we'd never act on it. We're sane!

I feel physically ill after watching the video. These so called "fans" should be ashamed of themselves. I hope those b*tches can't even stand to look at themselves in the mirror right now. Even the people running behind him (screaming as if they were in the freakin' looney bin) should be ashamed. What do they want from him? What do they think he will do when you catch up to him? Fall in love with you? Go tree-hopping with you? I don't understand what is going through their little pea brains.

I feel so guilty right now. :( I thought it would be cool to see a filming location some time and respectfully melt from afar, but I will never even dare go after this crap. I respect Pattz way too much. If I want to gawk and admire the man, I will do so on NMM.org. That's enough for me!

Your new av rocks, btw. Make sure lil' Eddie kicks their behinds!!!

People these days just need to learn a bit about something called self respect and respect for others. This is just completely ridiculous. I wouldn't be surprised if a restraining order appears in her mail box tomorrow. She deserves it. Not only did she embarrass herself, but she also embarrassed THIS fandom. Now, we'll be considered the 'Twilight Psychos". Not all of us are like that. Some of us can actually control ourselves. This is soooo frustrating!

I don't think we can be ashamed because you have to own a part of something to be ashamed and that behaviour is so far away from who we all are that it is nothing to do with us.

We are just creeped out that any woman could be so vulgar and molest some poor guy while he does his job, based on how good looking he is.

Isn't that the type of behaviour we ask men not to do? Hasn't sexual harrassment been outlawed?

Good lord the mods are out in force tonight LOL

LMAO..... wow.... lots of moderation today....

Well said OE!!!!!

Sad to see u were edited.....wish i could have seen the rest of what u wrote!!!

LMAO!

i agreeeeeeeeee! i totally feel sooo bad for him. hes just trying to do his damn job and hes being attacked by maniacs

http://i44.tinypic.com/1zvu3o6.jpg

hilariously stupid and horrible fans... gosh poor rob!
i started laughing out loud when i saw that chick taking a picture with her twilight bag and stuff... it's just kind of funny.

it's just really f**d up for him... they should leave him alone

I'm having a chris crocker moment (:

See, a Dutch girl is getting moderated! Love your name LOL

did anyone else notice that crazystalkergroperchick has on the EXACT same damn sunglasses as Rob?! *chuckles*

Here's a vid clip of what happened to Rob!
http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/06/rp...
My heart really goes out to Rob.

Oh my Lord.... those girls need to be B@tch slapped!

That clip was just heart wrenching..... poor guy! those girls, ladies need to take a chill pill. They sure do ruin it for the rest of his fans who don't act like that around him. I know for sure i'd never meet him but it looks scary as hell and i'm only looking thru a monitor at it. Just imagine how his feeling! Oh hang on i can't even start to imagine this. I would never know

Come to NZ Rob we are more chilled out here:)

LOL..so much for NY being more discreet for him. and those pics of his trailer!! It had better have been a diversion trailer or else there would not have been much movie making happening with him cornered into his trailer!

LOL Exactly.... that wouldn't help at ALL!

yer! if we want him to live past 25, leave him alone girlies
tone it down, yer?
he's been thru loads - going from a basic virtually unknown british actor to edward cullen in a blink of an eye
i bet he still cant bilive it!
man, we dont want him to go wacko and commit suicide, ok?
u guys take for granted tht he is in control of himself!
he's not in control of the paps and screaming fangirlies like tht crazy frizzy blonde gal!
ok? chillax on him girlies!
x love him - hang in there rob - we sane ones love u too - x

SUMMIT new/more/better Bodyguards are needed for Rob NOW or there wont be anymore Twilight films!

Hell Id probably do a better job, Id have no problem slapping some crazy ass psycho fan down!

totally agree Iam a plus size weightlifter. I totally would bum rush those skinny b*cths!!!!!!

I'll bet he's thinking, what do I do if this happens when I don't have a bodyguard... ughhhh.

this kind of display of "psycho" behavior is y some actors have nightmares..... soon he'll be flincing at anyone who approches him. poor rob having to deal with such crazy people. and what is up with her? would she go and just hug up on some stranger on the street? i think not have some respect for the poor guy... has noone ever heard of personal space.
:(

agreeed, i don't know how on earth he does it! and my lord, these people look like animals! poor kiddo<3



most likely if i passed him on the street, i'd probably go into shock and never be able to actually say hi and how amazing of an actor he is. or maybe when i went into shock and started having a seziure or something, he'd call 911 (or maybe he knows some crazy first aid tricks up his sleeve) and be my hero<3. ahahaa, i think too much( : but seriously, how amazing would that be?!

i know :(

on a side note, did y'all here the "back off!" from the bodyguard lol and the pic on Lainey where he's pulling the skin of the curly haired girl's arm?! ouch! but she had it coming. and then a funny pic of the bodyguard telling someone off pointing his finger. lol

but on a serious note, poor rob. the mob and the ppl walking looks like a bomb went off! i rather take a pic with him or get his autograph one on one at a convention or something.

I presume they want to get him out of there with as little hassle as possible. Mob mentality can be dangerous and usually bodyguards will mimic fan behaviour, ie if the fans aren't touching, they won't touch etc because if they get physical it could turn into a full on mob attack, like what used to happen to the Beatles and the Monkees where they'd have their clothes ripped off.

please come on , i would so do that to. she was meeting someone she loved. ur not a reAL FAN IF U WOULD JUST STAND THERE. C'MON. you go girl for doing that! more power to you. they re just jelouse that u got to meet him

WHAT THE HECK WERE THEY THINKING?!?! Oh I KNOW! OF ONLY THEMSELVES. HOW WOULD THEY LIKE IT IF A SWARM OF PEOPLE CAME UP AND WERE GRABBING AT YOU, YELLING, AND TRYING TO TAKE PICTURES? I DON'T THINK THEY WOULD LIKE IT. SO WHY DO IT TO SOMEONE YOU ARE A FAN OF? THAT'S EVEN WORSE!! DOING THAT TO SOMEONE YOU ADORE WILL NOT MAKE THEM LIKE YOU...EVERYONE KNOWS THAT...THESE PEOPLE MUST HAVE THICK SKULLS OR SOMETHING. IDIOTS.

You know that scared him sh*tless...

Thanks for making us all look bad ya big haired FREAK!

My god crazy fan, show some restraint Rob deserves to be able to walk down the street without being attacked, you give true fans a bad name everyone needs their personal space.

No kidding!
I'm not a violent person, but I really want to punch her in the face.

Not violent here either....but I might just make an exception this time. She sucks!

None of us TRUE fans would have treated him this way....if she was a fan she would have known this was a FEAR of his!

*sits here...seething*

Now he's going to be more paranoid than he normally is. That's just great. She just ruined him for the rest of us. Now he will probably be afraid everytime a fan approaches him for an autograph or picture. Ugh, I am so disgusted.

Thats insane!!! That video of them just hounding him! No wonder he doesnt come out to meet fans generally...look how the insane ones behave!!

"ya big haired FREAK!" LMAO

no shiznit.

Rob sleeping tossing and turning, dreaming.....

*Frizzy, bleached bottled, roots showing, crazy fan with generic sunglasses grabs my neck while trying to film a movie*
tries to wake up from the nightmare....

Agh!! It wasn't a nightmare. It's real!!!

I just saw she also has on a black and green checkered shirt like he has.

Can we say CRAZY?!!! *rolling finger in circles next to head*

Dang it girl, you are giving the real Rob fans a bad name.

Seriously! You can tell how freakin terrified he is but hes trying to keep it cool.

Oh man the shirt just kills me. Trying to dress like him so he will notice her yet she attacks him the second she gets the chance? hmm....yup she definitely got noticed. I dunno I wouldnt want to be in his nightmares.

I bet he'll never wear that shirt or Raybans again because of the crazy frizzy bleach blonde hair girl.
*sniffs*
She's ruining everything!

seriously way for her to ruin it for all of us! And he seemed to have been enjoying himself walking around freely in NY til the loonies were let out. ugggggh she will pay for this!

Did you see the video of it? It makes me sick.
It's not just crazy frizzy bleach blonde either. There were tons of crazies!
Poor Rob. I just can't imagine how he handled that. No wonders he's paranoid.

yea I talked about the video somewhere on this post.
How about how they were screaming at him and begging him omg I needed my puke bucket.

I feel bad for him. I understand the paps pictures and his every move being watched but being assaulted? That B*tch is gunna pay for this. Way for her to make us all look bad.

The screams were awful! Just pathetic! What did they expect him to do? Stop and hug them or run off with them. It's just insane.

Well at least she can't go out on the streets with those sunglasses and open hair anymore. Every Fanpire in the world is going to recognize her and then WE WILL HUNT HER DOWN!

LOL!
She won't be able to go anywhere!!

*still seething*

She still freakin' sucks doing that to him!

Poor Rob....you probably bang on the money as well......

He'll be having vivid nightmares tonight :(

Nic! Where have you been?

I'm trying to figure out what 'bang on the money' means. ???

LOL...argghh the typo i made didn't help...

but i said you're bang on the money...meaning right on target...or SO right or something LOL

I'm tired lol :) I slipped into non-international internet friendly phrases LOL

*slaps head*

LOL! It's okay. I thought it was just me.
Get some rest!

Ha that made me laugh...

I said something similar online once... I think it was 'havin a canary'

NOT well received...

LOL!

No kidding. I don't get the psycho fan phase. I mean...I may be a crazy fan, but I don't get the mobbing scene. If I were to see any actor, regardless of how obsessed I am, I would be like, "cool..look who it is." but I would let them pass, cuz that is the nice thing to do. I sometimes feel really bad for famous peeps.

You know, I bet some people would think this was funny, but imagine it was Kristen and it was some strange guy trying to put her in a headlock?

That bodyguard needs to be shown the door.

HALE YEAH the bodyguards were hopeless! They need to get much tougher security in future.

Grrr makes me so mad and sick at the same time, poor Rob :(

SO true...He will disappear and become a monk in Tibet or something.

Crazy girls get a life and pick up self-respect you lost on the street there ...

What would they think if some guy just jumped at theme and attacked them like they did to Rob???

This is bugging the hell out of me now...

Couldnt have said it better myself. This is one of the things he fears the most and why he is sooo paranoid when it comes to his fans.. He should have tucked and rolled lol

Yeap, that display is pretty pathetic.

Hey Thats a very intresting picture of yours... i like how "Rob" looks all muscular XD but yeah no this crazy girl fan attcks NEED to stop!!!

Hey! Wasn't that Effing??

I'm kinda worried. She hasn't responded yet.

She is ashamed with all this hate comments...LOL

lol

Umm... I am starting to wonder if Effing jumped on a flight to NY to hunt down the frizzy haired blonde

LMAO wouldnt surprise me...she is pretty much our first response unit for this site...the number of kits she has to deal with ppl like this....its scary lol

I agree LovesJasper I hate it when people get mobbed it just makes the stars (in this case Rob) more nervous and weary to head out... by the way I work at a day care and the number one rule is lets keep our bodies in our own space until we have asked the other person
come one crazy frizzy woman get a hold of yourself he's a PERSON not some piece of man meat (thought that would be nice) but its just not the case!
ps crappy job there body guard

This is really distrubing...poor Rob.

Disturbing! ugh, so distraught.... I couldn't spell disturbing correctly! :-)

WHERE THE HELL IS EFFING??

*Talkint to EFFING*

i get the gun you get the knife, that biatch is going to pay for harrasing our robert!

*punch in the gir's face*
biatch dont you ever put a finger in his beautiful body/face,

*placing the gun in her temple* *LOL)
next time ill kill you

LMAO

**grabs tazer**

I'm with ya leydylaura!!!

**waits for Effing for road trip to NY for operation "protect Rob"**

LMAO!!!

operation under way...see my post below. LOL

I am already planning a trip to NYC to take that crack-head down...see my post waaayyy at the bottom. LOL

*whispers*

the next chapter of Beautiful Bast@rd was posted today!!!!

Can't wait to read it...they go back to work now!!!

**squeals in excitement**
 
SWEET!!!
 
Thanks for telling me, Spunkie!!
 
**blows kisses and throws flowers at Spunkie's feet**
 
lol

HAHA... I hadn't gotten far enough down to see your posts.... I thought you had already jumped on a flight to the states.....LMAO.....
At least when you get here you'll have a whole posse behind you to hunt that chick down...LOL

ugh... one of MY biggest fears too concerning him. If you like him, talk politely to him and be respectful, don't violate him!!!!!!!!!!

more exclamation points for emphasis.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is a video of the whole shamefest. =(

http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/

That is truly disturbing. He's totally freaked out by that. I'm freaked out by that!

Just watched video. Ughh. He was totally rattled. You can see it. He looks as if he's trying to laugh it off, but you can see he's upset. And those women would not stop chasing him. How difficult it must be for him to concentrate on acting when this psycho-crap is going down.

Completely rattled. They could not get the hint! Leave him alone! You see him, take your picture and go! Those girls need help. That just isn't right.
I'm surprise how they even could film the movie with all that nonsense.

Oh my GOD. That was horrible. I feel like I might cry. Poor Rob. He's scared out of his mind. I want to punch all those crazy girls in the face! They need to show some respect for the man they supposedly "love". Yea right, if you loved him, you'd respect his space and not make him feel like he so obviously felt. Scared. Horrible. Terrified. Need I say more?

seriously... like leave him aloneeee.. let him do his job or we'll never get to see him anywhere! its so rediculous the way ppl are.. like i wont lie i loveee rob but i wouldnt attack him or scream into hysterics.. geez!

This Pisses me off so bad i want to cry for him... seems like he was going to cry to when he put his hands in his face =( Beaches like this ruin it for the rest of us...

I wanted to cry too.
For him, and because I feel ashamed for that. That's why they think all we fans are crazy f-ing stalkers!

i know and he cant go anywhere cause they stalk him like at least the paparazzi werent on top of him the fangirls were jumping on him trying to take pictures with him .. ughh.. and they ruin it for the rest of us who appreciate his workk and stuff and yeaa we think hes hott and would jump at the chance to be with him lol but we wouldnt attack him while hes trying to live his life

did anyone else notice that crazystalkergroperchick has on the EXACT same damn sunglasses as Rob?! *chuckles*

EDIT: duplicate comment... sorrrrrry.

you're right... dumb*sses.
these people dont understand that rob is human too.
he is just like everyone else, but much much hotter. ;]
give him a break! adore him on the screeen! not in public!

geesh, peeople these days.

That was HORRIBLE. Poor guy. I wouldn't blame him if he never did another movie again. I hope he is a billionare after all of this!!!

Well, something like this happened in Italy, too.. (surprise, surprise !)
Every time the cast went to eat they had to close the street where the restaurant was, but this wasn't effective enough: one fan scratched someone of the cast (probably Rob..)

I feel really bad for him ;|

He could be stabbed!!!

That's what he's afraid of. And after this sh*t, he's fears aren't a nonsense at all.

I know...poor poor Robbie-kins. He can come stay with me and I won't hurt him...

i so agree that is just giving other twilight fans a bad name ....... man that girl had to be some kind of stupid to do that when rob fears that ..............WOW i am sorry i am usually not this mean its just to do that to poor rob makes me angry :(

I totally agree bella425....I just can't believe it. I didn't want this for him. It's really crappy when some psycho can make your worst nightmare come true! I feel so bad for him....GAH!!!!

i agree ....it is just soo crappy ...i mean not all of us twilight fans act like that and i know for sure i dont act like that :(

If they keep this up he will go into hiding and never come out!
i feel so sorry for him!
i has i thing for personal space and the women going please rod please! WTF is that?

one thing i would say is there was a man in the video who clearly didn't have a clue what was going on! LMAO

i love Rob but come on!

he will never come out, he would become a real vampire!
i am sorry Rob. we apologise for those freaks i promise we're not all like that i promise!
xox

Yall should check out the video on tmz.com its even worse! I'm not sure how he can handle it.

Oh I couldn't watch it after she was shouting "we love you so much Rob"

*head in hands*

what the feck do they expect him to say back to that?

Wow woman back off *pretends to be his bodyguard*

Please, let Rob work. I agree his biggest fear is coming true. We all luv him but lets be cool!

ditto.

I just came home from work, I was there this affertnoon, and let me tell you.............IT WAS SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! poor ROB. Things are getting out of control. One of these days he is going to snap or somenthing, and the picture loocks like he was smiling but he was fricking out!!!!!!!!!!.
People please control your selfs, take pictures is ok, sing books is fine he does that, but jump on him like that was out of line. He almost pull his hair off that is how nerves he was.
Bad bad bad

LOL.

Oh great, now he'll never leave his trailer. :(
That lady needs to get some common sense.
Why the hell would she do that?
Doesn't she now how afraid of fan girls he is? Especially the type like her?
Urgghhh!!!!
You should be happy to even see him in real life!

P.S. She better not have hurt Rob or she'll have a to pay a big price!

WTF!!! omfg if i was tehre i would have body slammed those girls and been like "have some goddam respect for yourselves!! you look and are acting like effing wild animals!" and i would promptly go out and buy leashes for those garden tools. as for rob, this is EXACTLY why he is paranoid. poor guy, he will never again be able to walk fearlessly through the streets of NYC. i am embarrassed by this display, as i am an american. woww....

exactly i mean what the hell u can just ask for a damn autograph why the hell u have to scare poor robert he doesnt need this sh***it ugh some poeple just get on my damn nervs

ugh why is it so damn hard asking for a autograph or a picture instead she gotta jump on him like some dumbass and making all of us fans look bad!! not all of us wana jump on him like crazy psychos and trust me we are not that deseprate!!

OH MY GOSH YOU ALL, CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO OF ROBERT GETTING MOBBED BY ALL OF THESE GIRLS AT NEW YORK TODAY... IT'S A NEW VIDEO... LOOK AT ALL THOSE GIRLS... SERIOUSLY CRAZY GIRLS, LEAVE ROBERT ALONE... LOOK AT HIM... DO YOU THINK HE LIKES THAT? POOR BABY... LET HIM BREATHE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE...

HERE'S THE LINK: http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/

ROBERT SHOWS SOO MUCH RESPECT, SO RESPECT HIM IN RETURN!

Here I have been saying that our Rob needs body guard protection all the time and look at this! Body guard=FAIL!

OMG you are so right LovesJasper....this is his worst nightmare....and it came freakin' true. I am so pissed.

SHE IS NOT A TRUE FAN!!!! She should be arrested for assault!

Poor Rob, I feel heart broken for him.

i agree and what's painful is that; he was about to go do a scene...geeze idiots; can't the man do his job..i swear; it's people like this who makes some celebs act like divas by hiring an entourage and body guards and stuff..what a shame...rob worst fear for real coming through..i can't wait till he's done with this whole saga so he can catch a break and his true fans like some of us stay while all these teens and other psycho fans go away. can't wait for this madness to go away...he's gonna think someone wants to kill him. he said it before and it's so sad hearing him being afraid of crowds and now this...ughhhh

and wtf are the body gurads doing?..i mean it seem like they are enjoying this as much as the crazies..i don't see them trying so hard to protect him...if they can't deal with that little crowd; think about a bigger crowd..this is pitiful; down right disgusting

F**kin Whackjobs!!!

ditto.

woah that vid was sad (i wanna say pitiful). all those girls pleading... but, me, i dunno how i'd act in the presence of a star i admire.

that's way too much! stupid girls, leave him alone, he's just a person too you know and he should be respected. not treated like a piece of meat!

I completely agree with you Lovesjasper. Rob is freaked out by his sudden popularity and you have some FREAK fans approach him this way. People like this ruin things for everyone else

Couldn't have said it better. Seriously? What was she thinking? Rob is absolutely terrified of being attacked by fan girls, and what does she do? ATTACKS HIM! God. That really bothers me as well. I feel so bad for him. But he takes it in stride and doesn't lose his cool. People just need to show some respect. I understand that we all love Rob, but if I ever saw him, I wouldn't run up and mob him! GOD! I'm extremely angered by this.

It is so nice to see that so many people feel like she was out of her mind!!! Good God! He already practically has to live in seclusion to stay away from completely star-struck/lovestruck fans; why can't people just admire from afar? Who would want to live that way? I just hope all this instant fame doesn't end up making him so completely paranoid that he ends up becoming a recluse. God knows I wouldn't blame him one bit if he decided to become a hermit. So, thanks to all the disrespectful, creep-ville fans that make the rest of us look bad and may push Rob right over the edge.

Maybe we should use our group effort to send Summit a strong message- get Rob some security. I work in Manhattan and usually you can't get on the block with filming. This is ridiculous and utterly scary. Summit will make millions on Twilight Series, they can't spend some $$$ to protect their assets. A retired NY cop with instincts could easliy control this, the guys in the photos are laughing and obviously don't take the job seriously. SUMMIT ENT GET A CLUE!

His so called security should be fired, imagine if she'd had a weapon and meant to do him harm!

Yeah...Worst nightmare coming true. Aren't you guys afraid that one day he'll just get sick and tired of all this and quit this freaking showbiz?And then you'll eat your hearts out!!!!

**trying to calm the anger rising**

ALRIGHT!

WTF is wrong with that chick?? Judas priest...are you kidding me with that... Why would you go screaming up to somebody and wrap your arms around him and start throwing your frizzy-a$$ hair around in his face?!?!? Um, hello? When is that normal behavior??

And what the hell bald dude...f*cking wack her with your powerful walkie-talkie....Geeze, you are supposed to be helping him! Give that woman a slap to the head! And why the hell are people just watching that? If I was there, I would have given that chick the royal beat down into the sewers of NY....

I feel sorry for Pattinson...that chick is crazy...Did she have a tattoo on her wrist?? It is dumba$$es like her that would cause him to stop shaving and showering then start demanding that people call him "Stanley" or some sh*t...

That frizzy-haired b*tch is going down!!! She just made it to the top of my sh*t list and I will take care of her immediately...

**plans trip to NYC with photo of Frizz-b*tch in hand**

Effing!
The moderator has been very busy on this post.

This crazy frizzy haired b!tch needs to go in hiding! Beware crazy frizzy haired
b!tch! Beware!

Couldn't any of those crazy b!tches see how uncomfortable he is and he DOESN'T want to talk to them!!!(I'm not calling them fans because I don't want to be in the same category with them)

Gah, this may send him over the edge

LMAO
you go git'er Effing! give her the ol' what for! and then tell her in your most evil voice, growling "you dont mess with him cos its Robert Effing Pattinson!"

i wish i could give him a hug. :(
but since your on ur way to NYC, give him one for me. ;)

LOL "frizzy-a$$ hair"...I once used told someone they had frizzy-a$$ hair...LOL!!!

LOL

That chick is seriously off her rocker...

**considers taking frizz-ease to put in her hair to torutre her furter**

lol

I don[t know if one bottle of frizz ease can handle that disaster!

Ha! Tell me about it...perhaps we should just shave it to make it easier... Geeze, we could be working on that mess for a long while... LOL

*adds scissors and electric shaver to supply bag*

Ooh...to really get to her, she can shave her own head...Britney style. LOL

should WE then beat her with an umbrella???

LMAO

We could beat her with an fugly-stick...

Oh...wait...looks like someone already beat us to it.

oh yeah...they used that fugly stick well!

Great Idea!!

Then, she can even get carted off strapped to a geurney in an ambulance after we are done!!

lol

I have a hotglue gun from the depths of Hell that I've had since the 90s...

the burns don't ever go away.

LOL Listen to us!

Abu Ghraib had NOTHING on us!

Ran out of reply boxes :) LOL

I felt like giving her a jedi wuppin lol:) LOL

ok nic, we need brain scans.

I used a jedi reference earlier today.

Was I talking to you???

Things have gotten quite fuzzy since I joined this site.

LOL Nope that wasn't me :)

We did have a spock moment though lol

dang it....who in the world did I jedi-knight???

Hmmmm....

It could be anyone i guess.....

LOL

I'm feeling very star warsy tonight....i'm actually gonna go off and play it on the xbox in 2 mins lol

soo...you're a gamer.

I never really used our xbox...

I love our Wii though.

Scarlet :)

I never replied yesterday as NMM went a bit crazy for me and i couldn't get on :)

I like my games :) But not a gamer anymore lol I never get time :) Although i do have an x box, a PS3 a Wii and a PSP LMAO

I like to cover all the bases :)

Please believe me when I tell you that not all curly haired women are that insane.
It goes much deeper than the hair.

LOL

I know....I am starting to wonder if she doesn't have a perm? Perhaps the chemicals seeped into that obviously fragile skull of hers. LOL

OMG! What the f*ck was she thinking!!!!


**points to car**

I just got gas.......room for one more!

LOL

She was obviously thinking "Hey, if I jump on him and break his back, then he will let me take care of him FOREVER"... f*cking psycho...

**gets in JB' car**
ROAD TRIP!!

Woo-hoo...

Operation: Frizz-B*tch is going down, is now in effect. LOL

don't forget the frizz-ease!!!

LOL

Well. yea, of course...but I am pretty sure we are going to have to buy out a few stores to get rats nest under control. LOl

DAmn...**shouts to crazy frizz-b*tch** IT'S CALLED A BRUSH...TRY IT!!

LOL

I think i figured it out.......Shes a harry potter fan!!!!

Shes wants to look like Hermoine for Cedric!
thats probably her fugly costume!


LOL

They ought to throw her a$$ in jail. That is technically assault and battery because it is unwanted touching. Cops, beat her a$$, take her to jail, put her in a cell with Bubba and Gertrude, and let her rot. Problem solved.

Forget the frizz-ease. We need to shave her head as an example to all!!!!

Dude, I have a Tahoe. I can at least fit 8 people in the damn thing. Let's go. I am so fired up right now.

**Grabbing my bag of goodies**

Screw going to the beach this weekend. My family will just have to get over it. Rob comes first.

your family will definitely understand!!

lol

Rob's life is hanging in the balance, that takes precedence. I am paid to serve and protect anyway.

**Sneaking beach money from the dresser drawer**

Ok I got enough to last a few days, who's with me?

**raises hand**

ooh me, me!!!

I'll bring the music!

lol

**Jogging in place mimicking Rocky**

I'm ready let's go!! Joan Jett and Van Morrison music is a must.

AND Roberts!!

Heck yes...Tahoe...SWEET!!

Um, as usuall....SHOTGUN!!!

LOL

I'm in.... I have a truck that can fit 6 more peeps and I got some duct tape and a tazer in the center console....

I hope you drive a bus.

*Looks around*

We're gonna need a trailer for the amo though.

well...after everyones supplies,
we might need 2 or 3 trailers!!

No no...one trailer should be enough...i trust effing has the top of the range stuff where its the whole 'knock two birds down with one stone'...lol

althought that psycho had a fair bit of frizz so maybe extra amo should be brought along?

Ok...better late then never.

I'm in...I have an Expedition...that's 7 more seats....or 4 and we can load even MORE amo in the back.

I'm bringin' the Aqua Net and a blow torch!

*evil retribution seeps out of control*

ooohh...i like the idea of the blow torch! Its quicker then shaving the frizz off. and less hand contact LOL!

Shotgun keeping Rob in a safe place whilst you all unleash your fury on frizzy :)

Yeah, I don't actually want to get close enough to touch her.....

*gag*

but I think the Aqua Net and the blow torch might just do the TRICK!!!

*stocks up on lighters*





________________________________

Hahaha...

heres some lighter fluid to add to the pack incase the blow torch fails...
Should always have manual amo on hand...see Effing and her stash of rocks LOL

*throws lighter fluid into the pack*

*looks at Effings stash*

Wow...now that's an impressive stash!

*takes notes*

Everybody in....

Its ok Effing. I say we hunt the girl down and show her how it feels! We need a bus and lots of peeps that wants to see the girl burn! So Effing it will be ok there are people that will find out her identay and she cant hide forever!!!!!

Heck no...she is on the radar of all Pattinson fans now...she is so going down!! LOL

lol I can just the see the NM.O headline tomorrw.

"Frizzy-Haired A$$ Clown Gets B*tch Slap By Mob of Irate Fans"

My sentiments exactly. Stupid a$$es like this are what makes Twilight fans look bad. What makes her think that she is any better than anybody else. Stupid sh&t like this is going to cause him to go into hiding.

He needs a better bodyguard!! WTF is the bald guy doing? He is just standing there. I would have tackled the skank and tazed her.

I say we all go to NYC and become his personal bodyguards b/c we could do a way better professional job then those morons.

**Throwing hands up in frustration**

But I have to give my man Rob props for not getting angry and smiling through the whole thing. I love you, man.

Well, yea he didn't get angry...The first thing the tell you when being attacked my rabid fans is "Play dead"...kind of like a bear attack...just with more hairspray and body odor...

His survival instincts kicked in. LOL

Chr*st, god knows what she would have done to him if he'd played dead.

*shudder*

How dare she defoul such pure hotness.

Blasphemy.

i agree with kristine...if he played dead on the sidewalk...who knows who would have taken advantage of THAT situaltion. Rob not putting up a fight, Rob letting psychos take him away and have their way with him. If i was him i would have slipped a taser to the bodyguards!

*packs dart-gun, nunchucks, baseball bat...*
Hmmm, what else?
*puts gas in car*

I'm back from Girl Scouts! Anyone take my name?
LOL

LOL...nope, The Sparkly name is still sacred. LOL

Good job Effing!
Ya know Pattinson will probably be pretty grateful when we take that chick down!
Maybe we should pack "other things" too...
Hmmm...
LOL

Silly Sparkly...of course we take those with us...This is a Pattinson mission, isn't it?? The Pattinson-pleasing supplies ALWAYS go with us... LOL

well.....since the frizz b*tch got him all stressed,
I guess the "pleasing" part will have to take a little longer than necessary for our man.........

**packs more pleasing supplies**

LOL

Does she not know us by now???

LOL

It's always....take the "beat down" bag and the "goody bag"

A good soldier always has to be prepared!!

LMAO!!

LOL...Exactly...but I think her train of thouht was disrupted by anger towards frizzy up there. LOL

I say we prolong this road trip. First, we go pick up Kristen in California. Then we take her to Rob in NYC. While Kristen is making him feel all better, we beat down frizzy. Anyone cool with this?

NO!!!!!!

I'll make Rob feel better!

Dudes, I'm sorry. We will forget Kristen for the moment.

But dammit, I'm going to get her after we handle business.

Go Robsten!!

**Ducking for cover**

And I am using the really emotional concerned face right now.

Not the Kristen playing Bella face in Twilight.

LOL

fine....the "emotional concerned face" got you out of more flicking, though I cant speak for Effing!

Just promise to give us a few DAYS with Rob before you bring Kristen!

LOL

Um...no.
 
Why would I go get Kristen to make him feel better, when we can do a much better job??
 
Hello??  **flicks CullenFanatic911 in forehead**   What is wrong with you?! LOL

ROTFLMAO!!!!

OMG! You just flicked her!

**still laughing**

**Rubbing forehead wondering what just happened**

I live in reality, Effing. No one is going to make him happier than Kristen right now. You and I and everyone else knows this.

**Placing fists on hips, no understanding why I was just flicked**

Why is everyone laughing at me?

**taps Sparkly**

yes....I'd like a box of thin mints for the road plz!!!

LMAO!!!

BTW...you better go vote for my caption or I'll steal your name..I still have time!!

LOL

OOhhh Thin mints are my favorite!
I could eat a whole sleeve of those in like three minutes!
*goes to get box of thin mints for Spunk*
Okay got em!

I voted for Ya! That was a kicka$$ caption. I hope you win.
I only have 3 hours left then I can change my name back!
LOL

ooh...bring some samoas too!!!

LOL

well we can't deny that this is a God walking the streets of NYC and anyone would jump into him..but..she crossed the line and I am MAD that she jumped to the man we all love and praise.

Oh and that bodyguard..he actually doesn't look like one..he looks like a man that spends most of his time in a Liquor store ..i mean look at that stomach. Robert deserves much more.

So as from now I am appointed to be his Personal Bodyguard so that when another crazy freak like her gets into him she will be down in her knees praying for her life before she touches him

Effing bring your tazers. You are too his bodyguard.

ok...I'm here...
ready for my mission commander!!

LMAO!!!

OK I'm in that chick is toast!!!!!

LOL, I was thinking the same thing. One of those guards needed to back hand each of them.

YES!! EFFING I FREAKIN LOVE U!!!!! u say everything i forgot to say in my post. LOL i seriously would have round-housed her to the face if she even tried to attempt to do that to rob if i was around. DUDE!! his body guards SUCK. they should hire us. WE would get the job done. but watching that vid made me wanna cry for rob. i feel SOO SOO SOO bad for him. if i ever saw him i wouldn't go up and ask for his autograph even thoguh i would REALY REALLY want one; just cuz i wouldn't want his life to suck more than it already does.... :'(

my point exactly; and u couldn't have said it better @Effin....i really wish this whole saga was over so all thie hype can die down..of course it's rob and i know it won't...but at least he can rest and live to enjoy himself man..this is sad....

*slams fists on table; and calling the FBI* yup; rob needs the FBI and not those dumb for nothing so-call body guards

Whoa, those trailer pics are just scary. I can just imagine poor Rob cowering in the corner of his trailer, hugging his knees and rocking. "Just make them all go away!" :(

I agree! Poor guy is going to end up with nightmares and become scared of the outside! If they ruin him and he cant do Eclipse or Breaking Dawn ill freak! LOL

*laughing*
he just needs a little love from someone who aint effin crazy....

haha


FIRST FIRST FIRST SUCKERS!!!

*jumping up and down and breaking the sofa*

OK back to the pic... Terrible!! GET YOUR HANDS OF THAT MAN AND LET HIM DO HIS JOB!!!

OMG EFFING???????????????? you got caught?! and i thought you were so SLY!!!! LOL j/k

seriously though.... it really must suck when you can't even WALK. could you imagine being a "clustraphobic celebrity" ??? ha.

HaHa, poor Effing, wonder if that why she's not on tonight...to busy cloning Rob from the DNA she stole from his hair!!!

LMAO

LOL............ I bet Effing could be AWESOME Rob "security" theres no way that crazy girl would of made it past HER ROFL....

Holy Mother...... look at that freakin crowd....... i'd never make it as a celebrity.

If Effing was security Rob would vanish and never to be found again...

Oh. you are most likely right......... LOL

he would probably be locked up in a dungeon in lederhosen with holes around the genitals due to the easy acces when feeling for playing whenever however...

ooopssss... maybe thats my fantasy I just spilled there...

*Rob stop pulling those lederhosen off damn it*

HTC that is Effing? She got in this morning!!!! i should have known something was up with her
*NOO!!!!*

Um, yea....she wouldn't have been able to look at Pattinson with getting a black eye if I was there. LOL

LOL, she could make it into polyjuice potion and BE Rob for an hour...oh the things I'd do to myself if I turned into him!

ROTFL!
So effing laughing at that.

Yeah I've suddenly transformed into an HP dork...this just stinks!!! LOL

I am confused? Why should I be sly?

LOL sorry....... the comment wasn't direct AT you Lolla.

AAAAAA ok..:) Sorry I got confused but you meant that for Effing.. Sorry I am a little bit slow:)

LMAO!! At first I thought you mistook Lolla for Effing.. then I re-read it and I got it.... laughed my A$$ off..... does this crazed woman resemble Effing??

LOL FLP... physically? I have no idea..... but that wasn't really the point lol

f*ck no she doesn't look like me!!

I am way better looking and I don't consider sticking my finger in a light socket to get my desired hair style. LOL

What a sad cow that girl is! Jesus I'd love to slap her face! No wonder he is scared of Twilight fans...

He really is a beatle. Poor Rob.

Effing - I knew it wasn't you, sure weren't we over at Robs stealing his underwear? LOL!

Effing!!! You lied about going to do the dishes...(mumbling using husband as an excuse to log off

NMM.org and Twitter) Yup tall blonde girl... THAT'S EFFING!!! What happen to including the

coven in missions Effing....Geez! Well you succeeded? Now SHARE!!!!!!!

LMAO!! = P

No...it wasn't me...this time. LOL

We will catch him on the Eclipse shoot, don't worry. LOL

HA HA!

*Sings*

You broke your couch, ha ha ha ha ha!

*thinks to self DAMN that Lolla for getting first!!!!*

Next time flplmtree 95.. next time..have patientes....untill that

I AM FIRST!!!! SO LONG SUCKERS:P

I am going to find those girls and jump on theme every day when they are out walking... retards...

At least he now has a body guard!!!

Who cares if you're first?

Oh, this sounds like the jealousy that can only come from someone that has never been first...

I'm not trying to be b*tchy, but seriously, what is the big deal about being first?

Yes, you're trying to invalidate someone's happiness. Being first is fun and exciting... We're all for everyone winning here, except those who don't understand

**tut** Greyfaces! They just don't get it...

Mmmk.

You R new here arent you?

Learn the rules of our family.. we have traditions and traditions are not too be broken...

CAPICHE!!!!

Nah, I'm not new here, I just don't get it.


Sorry if that somehow upsets the delicate balance here. I'm not looking for someone to block my IP anything like that, I clearly just don't see the appeal of celebrating being first.

I'm not new, but I guess this comment wasn't directed at me...I hope!

Being first is a great feeling... You should try it!

You know I will actually keep that in mind. Thanks. :)

;-)

This is a very strange world...

Can't beat em... Join em?

HERE"S TO HAPPYDORK BEING FIRST ON THE NEXT POST!!

Thank you Kimberlina for standing up for La Familia and our traditions... Godfather is grateful for this:)

I was asleep so I missed this intruder...

LOL, my pleasure! I just hope it didn't hurt your feelings...keep striving for 1st!!

OMG POOR Rob. This is just taking it too far. It's one thing if you ask for a picture with the guy or a hug...but just accosting him? Thats out of line.

Ok girls, time to round up the Dirty Coven Rob Protection Society. Are you with me?

**stocks up on creme eggs and cookies to pelt at crazy fan girls**

Hell yeah!! Let's just go destroy those...
Those...
ROB touchers!!

how dare they touch Rob! they have no idea what they started!!

I'm with ya!!

*** Grabs some cookies & wales it thru the crowd ***

*** TAKE THAT YOU LUNICTICS! ***

LMAO!

I'll bake more! STAY PUT!

HURRY UP!!!!

I can't hold off these skanks much longer.....

*shoves another 3 dozen at Team Perv breathlessly*

Here you go, running back for the next batch, I'm putting RAZOR BLADES in them! We can throw them like Chinese stars!

LMFAO @ Chinese stars!

Ohhhh you are a ruthless b@#$% ......I LOVE IT!!!

*** double-hands the cookies and throws them non-stop***

*out of breath completely*

OK ..... here's the chinese star unicorn cookies!! WE NEED MORE BAKERS!!! The front line is CRASHING!

*runs off to bake more*

GRABS FLP BY HER SHIRT....GET SOMEONE ELSE TO BAKE & START THROWING!!!

*** hands a bunch of cookies to flp & points her in the right direction ***

*Startled*

OK! WILL DO!

BEAN! Get your A$$ back to the oven and BAKE THOSE COOKIES!

*starts under handing chinese star unicorn cookies at crowd, nailing crazy big haired freak right in the eye ball*

**baking frantically**

OK, here's some extra hard gingerbread zombies and some Wrathful Walnut Fudge with added wrath.

Crap, just burnt my finger! :(

NICE SHOT!!!

Make some more of the Macadamia Unicorns - they do the most damage! Quick sharp!

ON IT!

Reporting for duty ma'am!

*brings out supply of mustard bottle, whipped cream cans, and bags of nuts* Ready!

Round up the pack Lieutenant TWP - we're gonna need to join vamp & wolf forces to beat down these crazies!

LOL! TWP!
I'm afraid to ask...