Caption from the gutter:

Rob looking up:"Before I go any further...I just want to make sure you're ok with this?"

Spunkie looking down: "yes, honey...I'm fine with it...go ahead"

**UNICORN, UNICORN, UNICORN**

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

ROB: *pulls out ring* Kristen? I promise to love you forever---every single day of forever. Will you marry me?
KRISTEN:Did you just ask me to marry you using the same words from the Eclipse script?
ROB: *still on knee looks up at Kristen with a guilty expression* Did it work?

"oh my snaps i saw a sparkling vampire"
some bi-stander: "sure u did rob, its going to be ok"

Caption: Rob: kristen is it really necessaryto jump out a window to escape the paparazzi?
Kristen: uhm yes rob it really is! I could use a little help here! They're coming in the door! Hurry Rob! Oh OW! (kristen falls out window) nevermind I've got it covered!

Rob Pattinson Looks Up at the NYC Skyscrapers

Rob: Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I asked Kristen on another date? Maybe she might actually say yes. I can see us together now... *smiles* I mean, I sparkle, and I am a sexy vampire. Who is Micheal anyway! The millionth time's the charm! :) Hey Kristin! Wait up! WAIT! I LOVE YOU! Man, you sure run fast! *Chases after her*

well that won't be the first time he proposed to her, at least this time would be more convincing.

LMFAO thats so cute.
if she says no to that. SHE MUST BE CRAZY!
*hyperventilates*

congrats i guess you won, they removed our comments and i don't even know what i said., i don't think i was wrong thou. oh well, enjoy your gift

oh thanks! i don't know why they took off out comments... i just looked at my email cuz they send me whenever someone replies and its really annoying cuz i'll have like 10 replies but anywhay you said something along the lines of us hoping kristen would enjoy rob saying that cuz he's more like edward now. i dunno why it's gone

that is weird, but if that annoyed you you can't take that out, you know and in that case you won't know who replied to you.

like...groovy locks crusin' out my melon...like.....

Caption summary: "And so I was like DUH of COURSE Santa visits vampires"

2)"That kite looks exactly like a rabid marmoset"

3)"Pssshtt...math. Who needs MATH? I'm friggin famous"

4)Renesmee: "Daddy how do slugs mate?"
Ed:"I, uh......I can't answer without throwing up in my mouth"

5)"Where will YOU be when your diarrhea comes back?
ROB: "gotta make it gotta make it" *pinches cheeks* "Please God help me make it"

YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!! *hi five*
Also, I have to tell you my little girl's middle name is Abigail.
Congrats!

oh thanks! *high five back* I'm so excited i won!
That's so cute her middle name is Abigail. I don't normally go by that i just go with abby but when people do use my full name it generally is slapped together with my middle name june hence Abigail June =]

Thanks again!!!!

Congrats! You're the winner! I'll email you to claim your prize. Woo-hoo!

Caption: I think I can...no...wait...maybe...Yes! I can see my hair!!"

Rob: No really i just woke up this moring and this is what my hair looked like.

Oh no the sky is falling Wait....... Nope just my hair (tousles hair)

"yup there goes my life "
*looking up at a billboard of Him and taylor as edward and jacob shirtless*

LMAO :D

Rob : Uh-Oh, I think I left Bella up a tree!

CAPTION: "Another movie that insists upon me having more sculpted eyebrows!!"

LMAO! thats hilarious! did you read the caption that kellanismyedward wrote!?!? its soooo funny hahahaha

dios mios! as much as we all like to joke about wat we want to do the rob, i would like to think that none of us would ACTUALLY do this (w/o his permission of course)....
http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_at...

Caption "God, Why did you make me so desirable?"

caption: woah what is that up in the sky? no omg its a blimp with my name on it!

AHAAHHA...i like this one too....not very edwardly to leave bella up in the tree.. aww *signs* dorkward..lmaooo

Caption:" Jacob did what to Bella?!

CAPTION: "It's a bird, it's a plane, oh no wait.. it's just the papz flying overhead to try and get more shots."

Rob looking up: "ummmm is it just me or do i see Obama trying to get a picture of me up there for his kids?"
Obama: "ROBERT THOMAS PATTINSON, I'm here to say that you are sentenced to marry my daughter or will be punished and will have to move back to London"
hahahah :D

Take the option to move back to London! The Obama's.... yuck, I will go with him!

racist

Being rude to people who don't like Obama, because he's black is racist.

wow just because ppl dont like obama, doesn't mean they dont like him cuz he's black. there are a lot of reasons not to like obama and for me, its not because he's black so stop jumping to conclusions

I'm not a fan of Obama. I guess that makes me a racist too then?

Rob: Who is that amazingly sexy person on that billboard? Oh, It's me!

caption: Man..I should have used the hair gel cameron diaz used in there' something about mary

"Uh, mam? You dropped your skir- OH! I mean, um.... uh.... Phone! thats what i meant to say..."

This was me... sorry guys if its confusing... i subscribed afterwards...

"Damn, I hope that crazy BI#@! didn't mess up my hair!" (Referring to the fan that tackled him on the street...LOL)

Caption: "What are does black dots up in the sky?.
Oh oh...incoming fans with parachutes!!!!
dam they all want to be part of the spidermonkey club!.
Thanks a lot Catherine"

caption: "i have noticed that clouds look so fluffy"

OH NO, PIGEONS!!

*Oh My Gawd! I can toatlly see my eyebrows!!*

The moment we ALL knew would happen... God asking Robert to become one of his angels!

well my caption is...

is that kristen sterwart up there?!?!?!?

def. unicorn, pleaseeeeeeeee ROB we want some unicorns!

i love your comments guys, and i usually understand your "codes"
but whats with the unicorn?
:S

It's an "action" that is mentioned in a fan fic story we all have read.

I just finnish reading it like an hour ago...
Please tell me she is going to do chapter 50.
Someone... any one!!!
I was not what I expected. not by a long shot.
It was sooooooooo much better!!!
And Please can some one tell me that their hands could'nt stop trembling either as they read from the middle to the very end of the fanfic, or am I just that weak???
And my god... was I the only one to put down the book... (cuz I printed the damn thing) at the part when he said mommy?
Resumed it the next day.
I wont go into details cuz of who hasn't read it yet but let me just say this..... It is not what you'd think it is.
But I loved it as much as Twilight. Equally. or maybe more and thats a mouth full.
Nic Nix was right... I will never be the same...WOW.
thanx Nix

We all have our fingers crossed for a chapter 50!!!!!!!

Yes it was VERY good...I read it in one weekend..non stop and that was a month ago.

Welcome to Bad A$$ Edward world!!!!

LOL

Bad Ass indeed but in the most sweetest bad ass way...

Never thought I'd love to hear some one swear so much

Im in love<3

LOL

Me either!!

It has to be in the story now or it won't sound right!

LOL

LMAO

Did your mouth get a bit filthier last few days then?? or did you reign it in :) lol

Could you please email me a link to the fanfic story that everyone is talking about? I am over 18. Thanks!

What's your email?

can you send me the link too?

Link please :)

its puppyjax21@yahoo.com

I am 18.
can you send me the link as well?
my email is dabum_91@hotmail.com
THANKS!

Can you send me the link too please?
snorlax210@hotmail.com

Thanks!!

can you send me the link too?
my email is poomankiki@aol.com
thanks!

Can I please please please get this link?!? caressad12@yahoo.com Thanks a billion! My curiosity is killlllling me.

Sorry to ask..could I have the link? OVer 18? Yeah--by 24. Thanks! email is carlyd96@hotmail.com

Ooh ooh me too please. amethyst-rayne@hotmail.com

well, one more .. :D
link pleaseeeeee
ralie_rosalie@twilighters.org
thanks, spunkie *hug* :)))

Can I have the link as well?
My email is twilighter_2005@yahoo.com

can you please send me the link?
Over 18. mookies_star9@hotmail.co.uk.
Thank you!

Could you send me the link too please?
kath_m9@hotmail.com
Thanks

Can you send me the link please!
Thanks
sofygurl_98@hotmail.com

Can you please share what the name is of the fan fic and where we can find it... I'm dying to read!!!!

yea no joke. really people share the info in the fan fic stuff.

Have to be over 18 to read it....

just checking...

Honestly I think it would make a great movie.
Um.. *ahem*clears throat
Well don’t know how they’d do some parts but I still think its worthy of it.

*raises hand*

I know how they can do it!!!!

Me me I'll do it LOL

Er.......will Rob play Edward *crosses fingers*

Sup!

LMAO

**grabs hoodie**

I wanna be Bella!!!

LMAO!!!

LOL

do it? so you wanna be the creative director :P

lol

you know we r just driving every one crazy that hasn't read it yet!

what book is it every one is talking about, it sounds good??? :)

Could i please also have the link hehe Im 19 yr old, dying to read!! jade.lesley@hotmail.com , thankyou thankyou !! :)

I WANNNA BE BELLA!!!!! LOL

Oh well

You can be Bella and still remain creative lol

**thinking**

ok...we'll switch off..like a stunt double!!

LOL

You take one unicorn scene and I'll take the other!!

Hooray :)

Ok...i don't even care if mine end up on the cutting room floor....

I'll just be warm up girl even LOL

*Runs in front of Nix jumping up and down*
NO I WANNA BE BELLA!!!
LOL

LOL

Clearly.....this can only end violently LMAO

Nah it's ok peeps....i'll just film it....watching will be enough....i hate cameras anyway :)

LMAO!!

OK..deal

Hmmmmm.... is it really that bad? (bad as in not appropriate).... i'll admit... i'm kinda turned off by "Twilight-pron", so if it's anything like that, please let me know so i don't read it.... (even tho i am 21 yrs old).... i'm just not into that stuff.

There are scenes with some adult content in them...

*puts on s*x education teachers glasses*

However...they are within the context of a loving relationship...and they are way way on in the book...

Probably best described as breaking dawn without the fade to black when thing heat up......

There endith my lecture LOL

Do you want it? if so it's nicnixs@hotmail.com

Oui oui!

daniellestewart89@hotmail.co.uk

...cant wait!!!

can you please send me the link also vegasambrca@aol.com thank you

Can you send it to me too please??? jlgordon5@hotmail.com Thanks in advance!!

can you send it to me also please?
thank you

can you send it to me please I am over 18 thank you. fletcherapril@sbcglobal.net

Could you please send me it??!
I am really excited to start reading it

send it to
stephculllen22@hotmail.com

I would like the link too please, jvierck@msn.com,

Hi could you please send me the link!
Thanks
its sofygurl_98@hotmail.com
Over 18

I WISH I was still 18, then i wouldn't feel like a predator thinking that Rob is so delicious. Please shoot the link or the info to rac5@mac.com ... great many thanks

Can I have the link?
I'm 19.
Ashlerose.marie@gmail.com

Could I please get the link to this fanfic story you are talking about? I am very curious! I'm 24, email is vandermolenk@yahoo.com
Thanks!

Hello :) LOL

Told ya....i told ya *skipping about*

*looks around nmm carefully*

*shrugs* Oh to hell with it...

*shouting at top of voice* I love it better than twilight so SUE me people :) LMAO

You are so lucky you dont live near me cuz I would be slobbering you right now with kisses
you r my new CYBER BFF
THANKYOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!
I could hug the sh*t out of you right now!
Um they are going to have to SUE us both!!!
you r my new

cyber Friend
haha
see I wrote it twice!!!
LMAO

LMAO :)

Yeah i love the crap out of that story....

WIll settle for a cyper hug then :) lol

*hugs ilm hard enough to crack a rib* LMAO

OK OK I can't stand it anymore!!! I WANT THE LINK TOOOOO!!!!!! meidchic@yahoo.com

I am too weak from all this temptation!! Thanks

Especially if it will get me in the gutter with Spunk

Can I have the link too please jadriant@yahoo.com I'm 23.

ok sent!
might I say that my email box is full of peoples email addy wanting this story.

I'm trying hard to get it to everybody.
thanks!!

can i get the story too? I am over 18, twenty seven actually. sarahechambers@verizon.net

i am pretty interested.. i am a vampire novelist myself. :)

oh, and if anyone would like to read my novel, it is already copy-writed so it can't be stolen, but it is a sort of a fan-fiction, but not of edward and bella. kind of a vampire with a renessmee type character.

please send me the link to im 18 and im dying to read it xoludyxo470@aol.com

im 19 please send it to meeeee ! ANBODY PLEASE
MY E-MAIL bannana-x3@hotmail.com
thnk youuuuu

Wow, I am so glad I looked at the comments here because I had just finished the story and your words are exactly what I would say...I said the same thing out loud, not what I had expected so much better. Sad, funny, beautifully written and I would also say the same I loved it as much as any of the Twilight sagas. It was absolutely amazing. I was confused why she never posted chapter 50 either after this long but still hopeful and hope she keeps writing I would buy any book she wrote!

i cannot wait for chapter 50.... hell i don't want it to end..i really like darward man..i have been reading so much fan fic that i havent had time to do anything...i havent even been on this site for three days...gosh i need to back away from the fan fics..lol

what book is it that every one is going on about ??? thats reaklly good?

Today she post on FB that the chapter 50 will be online before de Comic Con

can some one pleazzzzzzz send me the link jade.lesley@hotmail.com ,,,,, i want to read what everyone is talking about pleazzzz asap :)

what is this fan fic story everyone is talking about? can you send me the link to it?

jooliaaxgooliaax3@yahoo.com

ohhh i obviously havent got that far!
im reading the fanfic (assuming its the same one but obviously cant name names) but had to stop to revise :(
im sure it will all become clear when ive finished it
thanks
:)

The initials to the story are W.A.

yeah! thats the one!!
hahah i'll let you know when i finally understand your caption as its obviously pretty popular!!!
:)

OMG I read the entire thing this weekend!! I laughed and cried ... it was SOOO good ... you know if she is gonn keep going with it??

We are all waiting on chapter 50..she is supposed to keep going.

*fingers crossed*

*fingers, toes, arms, legs, eyes crossed*

shes stopped!!! she best carry on!

Please name of fan fic and location... I feel an all night read coming on

dude i want to read this :D

wait.. what is this fan fic youre talking about? can you send it to me? pleaseee

Can you give another hint? I want to read it but can't find WC. thanks

whats your email?

Are ya'll talking about WA

yup you will get there! then you will understand the whole UNICORN code :D

Can someone please share which fan fic ya'll are referring to and where I can read it, pretty please!!!!

yes i would like to know the same thing please.

send me an email to leydylaura@gmail.com ill forward you the link

Ok so where do I go to read this fan fic thing ?

yes where do i read this fan fic stuff?

i agree! i want to read this thing too

send me an email to leydylaura@gmail.com sorry i took long to answer i went out...

but i can also forward you other EXCITING fanfic lol

cant wait :)

Can you please send it to me too? My e-mail address is AlyssaTLW@yahoo.com

Thank you =D

hey could you e-mail me a link to the story you all are talking about i'm old enough i'm 23 my e-mail is lilrister1230@msn.com

sure will, give me a second. okay?

please send me the link too. i'll email you

sent

send me watever links: babbytiger1990@yahoo.com (yes that is spelled wrong on purpose:D)

sent

I just sent you an email asking if you can send me the link as well.... i've heard about this stuff for quite a while now, but never found it online (or the good one that everyones talking about anyway).

leydy you are my favorite nnm.org informer, thanks for that story i am still reading it but i am right in the unicorn chapter, now i understand everything. a question is bad a$$ edward w. a.or are they different stories?

aww, thanks here this is my fanfic link you can view all the stories ive read so far

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1926490/leydylaura

Would you send me a link too please. My e-mail is amanda_phillip3@yahoo.com

whats the link that every one is talking about??? could i please have it .

Can you send it to me..please????

karlanaisrivera@yahoo.com

link plz :P

Why cant you just tell us the story? :(

Caption: Yup. I definitely need to grow more hair up there.

After reading these comments, I started reading some of the fan stories people have recommended and I must say these are a bit sexual aren't they? hahaa Not sure if I can ever watch Twilight in the same way again :P

That's what i was afraid of.... sexual stuff.... i've looked at maybe 4 fanfics online and i stopped after the 4th one... it was way way too much for me...(and i'm 21 yrs old) ... i can't handle the stuff... i'm hoping that this "Unicorn Fanfic" is not too sexual.... i'd enjoy stories that extend on twilight and it's characters, but not sexually... you know?

It's a little randy, but if you only read one other fanfic it HAS to be WA. It's amazing, on par with the Twilight books. Schedule it for the weekend though, you'll be addicted.

The one I'm reading is filed under Twilight but the author might as well just change the names because the characters are hardly the same or anything. Bella and Rosalie best friends? Edward being an arsehole? I don't think so

oh really what story cuz i dont get it at all sorry

Can you give me a link or something?

only if you are over 18 and I need your email addy.

hey can i have the link as well.
i am over 18
chica_trevino2003@msn.com

may I have the link aswell please? im 23...
obleena500@hotmail.com

jamielea85@yahoo.com, way over 18, thanks!

I love WA, but I don't get why the link shouldn't be posted, only emailed? I'm guessing there's some kinda net protocol thing that I don't know. Has it got to do with the 18+ rating?

It's bcuz they are ppl on here that are under 18 and we want to try and keep them clean! LOL

Hey! Can I get the link? Way over 18! lol

clemtigers611@yahoo.com

HEYYY! Can i get the link PLEASE :)

I'm 19 :)

r_dhadli26@hotmail.com

can u please tell me where to find this fan fic you are talking about. I would love to read it and find out what the unicorn is about. It sounds VERRRRRY interesting.

Caption: " O gosh, just look at my perfectly sculpted eyebrows. Don't they look yummie? "

caption - 'Huh? What? Woah, they dont make them that big in england...'

Spunkie, that's the best!!
I can't even think of one after that!

That was the first thing that popped in my head when I seen that pic!!

**peaks out from gutter**

to bright out here!!

**goes back to the gutter**

LOL

**chains Spunkie to the pipes in the gutter**

WTF woman?? quit popping your head out there, you might like it too much and leave me!!

**crying**..I don't wanna be by myself down here!!

**eye twitching**..you can never leave me!!!

LOL
;)

**pulls on chains**

**hugs Effing**

NO way in hale I will ever leave you in the gutter by yourself!!

I've got my own cubicle down here and I'm surrounded by friends and posters of the almighty Rob and I have 24/7 access to fan fic....

**crying**

OMG I love the gutter!!!!

*slaps Effing & Spunkie across the face with frozen fish*

SNAP OUT OF IT GIRLS!

*walks away shaking head*

Crying.. for crying out loud.... pshah!

**throws pocket Edward at back of flplmtree's head**

And WHERE are you going??

You better back away from that exit or you are gonna get tackled and chained up with Spunkie!!

LOL

"OW!"

That's gonna leave a mark.

Are you having an emotional day today? You're crying an awful lot I've noticed.

Well. if you must know...I am a little emotional..the fanfic I am readin is boring the hell out of me, but I HAVE to finish it to know how the hell it ends!!  ;)   LOL

I started reading one you sent me yesterday and I must say...
You have to read it!!! OMG!!
I would not stop for nothing.
It starts with the letter A..just look at the email you sent me.

Oh. Okay...I will check it out..Thanks! I am gonna need a good one after the snoozer I am reading now. LOL

Let me know if you can't find it...it's worth reading...I'll email it back to you..

Let's just say it involves 3 (some) characters!

OMG!!! I know which one you are talking about now!! I was going to start that one next.. now I cannot wait!! LOL

Well, at least that makes sense. You're excused. ;)

As you were.

You will need to change you underwear just reading the FIRST chapter...no freak'n lie!!

that story freak'n rocks and she's not done with it either..I added it to story alert.

I read the whole thing yesterday in 2 hours!

omg. THAT..... was.freakin.brilliant.

*golf claps for Spunkie*

I forsee no way anything could top that...... unless Effing is just determined to do so perhaps LOL

Fine!

**unlocks chains to release Spunkie**

but, if I see you popping your head out the top like a weasel again, I am gonna slap the smut out of you and take away your fanfic for a week!!!

LOL

**rubs wrists**

**hangs head in shame**

I will try not to peak my head out of the gutter again. I promise to be a good "gutter girl" from now on.

**stomps feet**
Don't threaten with the fan fic...I'll fight for that sh!t !!! LOL

**points at Spankie**
 
You just keep your pretty little Pattinson avatar down here where it belongs, and we won't have to "fight" about anything!!
 
LOL

LMAO!!! OMG...I just seen that I called you Spankie in that comment...HA!!

I was gonna edit it, but decided to leave it go...LOL

I noticed that but I thot it was cute so I let it be...

**thinks**

Wait...only Rob can call me "Spankie"
it's our little game..

LMAO!!!

**keeps pretty little Pattison avatar in the gutter with my girls**

*ran out of reply boxes*

I just finished the ABC's and now waiting on the next chapter.

It is good.

ahhh ihave a good little fanfic for ya full of lemonly goodness i promise

its called alphabet weekends its 20 chapters of pure bliss
its on fanfiction.net

*remembering the one on the dinning room table*sighs
*also the librarian one ummmmmmm*

LMAO! Thats was awesome! He def looks like hes coming out of the gutter!

bravo!

That is exactly what I thought when I saw the picture. I'm just to shy and embarrassed to comment on such a thing.
Way to go, that was AWEsome. :)

I feel you, haha! I`m waaaaaaay to shy to say those thing out loud!

I know, it's like I'm living with one foot in the gutter, I'm too scared to jump all the way in. haha :)

I couldn`t have said it better my self! =P
I guess we are still in the closet.. It will take som time before we dare to come out.. LOL

I don't know, I'm hanging on the edge. The pics of Rob with the straw...I'm done for

You can do it, just jump!
I wont hold you back!

do it! ;)

LOL, you can come too. I've heard good things from the gutter. :)

LOL!
You know you want to jump in.......

I don't know. I've heard once you go in, there's no coming back! haha

I just have to drag you up if it gets to tough!
I`ll keep watch out for you.. =) no worries!

OKay, okay...but don't forget about me.

cjean Ill hold your hand we can jump in together!

AWEsome, that's all I needed, just another gutter-girl to go with me. hehe

Let's go!!

Wait for me!!!

*grabs glow worm, snacks, beer and straw sticks*

Okay I'm ready!

Yes, 1 official day in the gutter. I just had to realize where I really belonged, lol

I just got one unicorn, I need more of course. Good that cjean is making more, we need loads.. LOL

And I got the song yes... I tried to smile as best as I could, thank you for the heads up. Glad to be in such great company =P

hey,,,that`s not a bad way to live.. I can do that =P

*looks around for another cookie*

dont worry, I wont forget. And If you really love it -come and get me!!

I think I already love it.
Jump, jump!!!
...c'mon, everybody's doing it. lol

Well thats what gutter buddies are for!

My diet pretty much consists of unicorn cookies and more unicorn cookies. I cant complain.

What the h*...I sort of in the gutter anyways, lol

*jumping down to cjean*

hey.. it`s a far way down!

*thud* Ouch! My butt!

Hey..Can I have a unicorn cookie too?

Yeahhh!! I'll let Spunkie give you the official welcome. hehe

and here
**gives away cookie**

They are quite delicious.

Hi Nina! First day "officially" in the gutter too?

Cjean is making another batch of unicorn cookies with sprinkles and icing!

Oh and if Spunkie starts singing the welcome song to you just smile and pretend her voice isnt hurting your ears. We dont want to make anyone angry on our first day!

**grabs Nina**

**hands her a cookie**

**starts singing**

Welcome to the gutter...we got what you need.....never mind...LOL

Ok...here's a glow stick..it gets dark down here but we prefer it that way.

Over here we have fan fic along with life size posters of Rob..

Over there we have 24/7 access to NMM.org

ok..I'll let you finish your tour..let me know if you have any questions!!

LOL

yay!

*takes cookie from cjean and start to nibble on it"

yummy! no one says no to a unicorn!! LOL

**crying**

No...no chapter 50 yet...
We are all still waiting and it's been since April!!

**stomps feet**

I'm emailing her a$$ and telling her to hurry up with chapter 50!!

LOL

jaypat sweet youre making the jump too!
"youve brought a snack" sorry had too!
mmm glow worms!
Yipee! The more to make the jump the better! Ive heard its a far way down

**taps RMG on the shoulder**

Uh...hmm.... Rob happens to think I have a beautiful voice..we are thinking about singing a duet here in the gutter!!

**crosses arms**
not now tho....I change my mind!!

LMAO!!!!

Oh you overheard that. I was just uh jealous yea thats it jealous over the fact that Rob would think to ask you and not me. I was just marveling about how your voice can be so painful..ly wonderful to listen to!

*grabs another unicorn cookie from cjean*

Here have a unicorn cookie!

lol

Yay! A glow stick! I`m going to need that. Thanks! *gives Spunkie a hug*

...and you have a *cough* lovely voice... =)

*looks around*

hmmm

where`s chapter 50, I thought you guys had it?? I want more unicorns! LOL

Okay, were waiting for ya Jaypat. And thanks for the beer, the more the merrier. :)

**jumps up and downs*

YAY...jaypat's in the gutter with us!!!!

hmm...thanks for the straws

**gets tapes**

**tapes straw to mouth of life size Rob cut out*

much better!!!!

LMAO!!!

**slides over to make room for cjean**

come on in....we don't bite and it's nice down here!!!

Once you fully join the "gutter girls"...you never wanna leave!

LMAO!!!

Okay, okay!!!
**slides into space next to Spunkie**
wow, it really is nice in here. The fanfic, the posters...LMAO

**hugs cjean**

See it's not so bad...

*hands cjean a glow stick*

Sometimes it gets dark down here...

Hey..you didn't bring any snacks with you did ya?

LMAO

**hugs Spunkie**
thanks for the glow stick

All I brought are some unicorn cookies, hope that's okay. ;)

*Takes hands off ears to shake Spunkie's hand and take unicorn cookie and glow stick*

Thanks for the eh warm welcome. Youre voice is eh lovely. Have you been taking lessons?

*innocently smiles at Spunkie*

Its much darker down here then I thought...

I love the feathers!
*Picks up feathers and throws them at cjean*

I wonder why there is lip gloss all over the walls. Maybe thats where more posters were

Hey!!
**Looking for something to throw back at RMG**

**Throws lip gloss tube at RMG**

you'll probably want this. lol

**shakes hand with RMG**

*starts singing*

Welcome to gutter...we got what you need...

*clears throat*

never mind..

**throw RMG a glow stick and a unicorn cookie**

ouch!
*rubs head*
I wasnt prepared for a lip gloss tube! At least I throw soft things at you! yeesh!

but thanks...It will come in handy!

Now can I have a unicorn cookie? Ive been waiting all day!

"I'm sorry, but I don't think I have any to spare"

Just joking, of course you can have one!!

**proceeds to give RMG a delicious unicorn cookie**
lol

Yes, I made it back on my own!!

**looks over shoulders for security that may have followed me back**

I'm clear!

LOL

**takes cookies**

yummy...unicorn...MY FAVORITE!!!!

Hi Spunkie!
*waves enthusiastically*
I believe last time we talked you were being chased down the beach for assaulting rob look a likes. Glad to see you back here in one piece

LOL

Happy to be of service...now move over, so I can get a closer look at the Rob poster. :)

WHAT!

*Grabs plate of unicorn cookies while she is distracted starring at shirtless rob and runs*

You better go make more! That was not a very nice joke cjean! hmph!

Okay, okay

ANd this time I'll make'em with sprinkles and icing.
;)

Oh cjean you know how to spoil us!

I just finished reading it last week. I would have gone mad if I had to wait as long as you guys have -hell I am going mad waiting now!

Send her that email! She needs to hurry up!

Jaypat, you changed you're avatar and now we're not twins. :(

But I like it, it's a nice view, angle.
Just a needs too be little lower, and he'll need to move his hands...hehe

I know, I'm sorry.
*hangs head down*
I kept getting our posts confused! Plus all the pictures with Rob's fingers made me want to change it. His fingers are driving me insane!!

LOL, I guess I still have "Estonian something" to be twins with. :)

And, my god, yes...his hands are amazing!

I dont need it....i dont need it....i dont need it

LMFAO!!!

That was friggin awesome!!

**still laughing**

You rock, Spunkie!!
**blows kisses**

**Smiles & catches kisses**

Yep - you know me and my mind!!!!

It was my first thot....what can I say????

LMAO!!!

You can't say anything more...that original post says it all..

**eyes tearing up**
i'm so proud...

LOL

Omg I had a gray face tell me she didnt get it!!!!

LMAO!!

That's probably a good thing!! The caption is rated M for MATURE!!!!

Uh Spunkie...you should get a spanking for that! For calling your Master honey! *shakes head*

I loved the caption! LOL

Sorry...it was a moment of weakness...
I can't function right with Rob on his knees in front of me!!!

LOL

Well, sometimes the grey-faces are not the brightest...LOL

Definately need a "parental warning" on that one, that is why i LOVED it! LOL

LMAO!!

I f*cking love that we talk about the "grey faces" like they are some kind of alien creature.... It's crackin' me UP.

they probably are aliens!!

**picturing grey faces with scales, acid for blood and 30 foot-long tentacles with 12 eyes**

LOL

LMAO!!

I think we could make a movie of it, call it the stepford avatars....

And they'll talk to us like this "Well hello effing, my senses tell me you have logged in too many times today, that is unexceptable"

LOL

I just snorted diet coke...thats not good!

ooooh, that's gotta hurt.

yep especially as I just had my septum fixed and I still have stitches!!

I don't know what else to call them?? LMAO

No namers that can't take the time to register, pick out a name and a pic?????

LOL

Registration is FREE people! Get with the program!

Good One Spunkie!!

Effing will be so proud of you!!!

= P

Thank you!! :-)

She has already blowed me kisses!!

I think I did her proud! LOL

LMAO :D

i dont get ittt? :/

helppp i wna get it! lol

ROFLMAOOOOOO

haha.. loved that one.

Now I want one =P LOL

Ummm.. Rob is looking up in this pic so
what is he looking at.
Well id say hes thinking
my caption
"Yes Im him, for the Last Time I am that Edward Cullen Guy, Oh wait Hi How are You Today??

look like you won this spunky.....Im still ROFL

I hope she wins...I am seriously loving that caption..but the one about santa claus was really random and made me laugh..but not has much as Spunkie's comment.. LOVE HER! LOL

**** BOWS DOWN TO SPUNKIE ***

By far, the best....I can't stop laffing...

**blushes**

Thank you!!

what in the bloody hale did they do to my hair this time?

hahaaa LOVE IT spunkie :)

hope u win!!!

good luck :D

lol!!! love the new avitar BTW!!!!

CAPTION:
"are you serious? those crazy women on NMM.org actually WANTED to be my red stirring straw??? hmm, i wonder what else i could put in my mouth to drive them crazy???"


....the answer to that question would be..me...

caption:
rob: "you really not gonna eat this??"
smb else (e.g. kstew): "nope, go ahead"
rob (happy): "ok, cool"
;)))
LMAO !!!!! :D

Caption: Oh yea Bellas blood!

OH MY GOSH, YOU GUYS SHOULD CHECK OUT THE PICTURES OF ROBERT GETTING MOBBED BY WOMEN (I MEAN LIKE MOBBED MOBBED) AT NEW YORK TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really need to stop drinking things when I go on nmm.org, I'm running out of paper towels :)

LMAO! Me too, I think I've managed to lose most of my cup of coffee so far, and it hurts coming out my nose too I can tell ya haha
So many creative ppl *round of applause to you all*.

Caption:

That bird better not do what I think it's gonna do. Thank god I've got these gorgeous locks insured!

Hey Rob! Look at that dead bird!
Rob: Where?!?

(btw i love rob and this is not making fun of him!)

I DONT NEED IT, I DONT NEED IT!!!
(looks up at the sunshine and checks for Volturi)
I NEED ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
haha sorry I cant get that vid outta my head rofl

CAPTION: "Uh, mam? You dropped your uh, skirt- OH! I mean umm.... uh.... PHONE! Thats's what I meant to say..."

Look at the size of THAT apple!!

l

please don't sparkle please don't sparkle

OMG....Spunkie...what's that smell coming from you guys in the gutter....


It smells like...

Smells like...

Sex and candy.

**looks around**

**sniffs the air**

yep...that's exactly what that smell is!!

Hey it's the gutter...what can I say!

LOL

Oh oh... Team Edward fans running towards me... very funny god!

Director: "Okay Rob this is the big love scene bewteen Edward and Bella. Now once Kristen gets really into it you're going to stop her."
Rob: "Oh Dear God help me now."

Nice Job Spunk!
*STANDING OVATION*
You have earned a permanent spot in the gutter!
LOL

well my caption iss...

IS THAT KRISTEN STEWART UP THERE?!?!?!?

hope u had a laff

caption:
rob: do you think the papz are treading to get air photos?

Caption: "Ooohhhh..... Woooowwww... Is that really a plane bulling a banner that says 'I Love You Rob!'?"

"Damn - did that bat just buzz my hair?

lmaoooooooooo @spunk ranson...awww NAUGHTYYYYYY....AHAHAHA

OH MY GOSH YOU ALL, CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO OF ROBERT GETTING MOBBED BY ALL OF THESE GIRLS AT NEW YORK TODAY... IT'S A NEW VIDEO... LOOK AT ALL THOSE GIRLS... SERIOUSLY CRAZY GIRLS, LEAVE ROBERT ALONE... LOOK AT HIM... DO YOU THINK HE LIKES THAT? POOR BABY... LET HIM BREATHE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE...

HERE'S THE LINK: http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/

ROBERT SHOWS SOO MUCH RESPECT, SO RESPECT HIM IN RETURN!

"I really must get my eyebrows waxed before the next shot!"

Caption: That's one cool werewolf!

look at those sexy sculpted eyebrows. lautner has nothin on me. ;)

WA reference got my vote.

ROB: hey!!! is my hair awsome or what!!!

ROB: wait! there's something very interesting up there??!!
people: what?! where?! omg!!
ROB: oh ... it's just my HAIR!!

Rob: What About Your Bedpost Peter?
Peter: You Ripped It To Shreds!!
Rob: I Suppose I AM Like Edward In More Ways Than One...

Umm, Hello up there...Down Boy, DOWN!!

caption: Rob: You see this up here. This is what gets them all in!....I call it ¨the money maker¨ All you have to do is not colmb it, rarely wash it, and you have to accompany it with a magnificent smile...although you might have a hard time with that (wink by rob)

wth...i'll try it..this is for you spunkie....

Caption: How the hell am I suppose to sparkle with THAT in my face!?!

............sorry, couldn't help myself!...............
I wrote this yesterday, but i couldn't let you miss it....*small chuckle*...

"Jacob! When did you get so big and buff? How am I supposed to compete with THAT?!"

uhh...Groovy locks crusin' out my melon.....like.....

okay i am absolutely DYING to read this fanfic!!!! i read below you have to be 18 and seeing as how i'm 19 i think i'm eligible! haha could you send a link to this email please and thank you!

mollymcmuffin.thompson11@gmail.com

Uhhhh I think he's thinking....

"Uhhh please don't poop on me!"

Being in NY your never safe from bird crap...

Rob:"OMFG. Now the fans are making air attacks as well?!?"

LMAO!!! I know this is like 4 days late, but after reading all the unicorn comments I started reading W.A and I've just reached the unicorn bit :) Had to come back and look at the picture and I must say I laughed like a loon for about 10 minutes.

KS: Is my skirt too short?
RP: Mmm.. maybe a little. I can see all the way to france!

KS: Is my skirt too short?
RP: No, not at all.

Looks up to see the GoodYear blimp flying by.
Reading the blimp: I heart you Rob... Your number one fan?

CAPTION: "So I was like DUH! Of COURSE Santa visits vampires"

LOL - That was really random, and I love it. LOL

thnx lol

I love it!!! You go girl!!! I hope you win!!

omg i absoltuely LOVE this caption i like crapped my pants as soon as i read it, i hope u win XD

this is genius, just so you know.
hope you win!

Haha that was so left field.. totally cracked me up haha well done!

"Maybe if I hide under this they wo--....the fangirls are right above me, aren't they?"

lolol How bad would it suck if they were like..hanging from cables with pens and scissors waiting to drop on the guy. lolol 'LIKE!'

Look... up in the sky...

its a bird...

its a plane...

O sh*t its my eyebrows. lol

this one is making me LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAPTION: "Watch this, my hair can do tricks... did you see those girls faint over there?"

Hahahahaa!!

Nice....

LOL

Caption:
Rob: "God! Please let the New Moon movie be a huge hit!"
God: "Oh My Edward! Oh My Edward! Angels come check this out! Robert Pattinson is talking to me!"

(I love you rob!)

i love it!! i hope u win!!

I(L)RP!!

Caption: "You want to do what with me?"

...oh, I think he knows.. LOL

I wonder if the heavens can see me sparkle?????

Caption 1:
TWP - Get it together Rob I need a good one!
Rob - Good one for what?
TWP - Fart In a Jar. Now work with me here.
Rob - *looks up at me like I am crazy*
TWP - What?
Rob - .............

FART IN A JAR!?!?!?! I almost shot my cell phone out my nose! *wipes tears from eyes*

Love it......lol

lmao that is a nice on TWP!!! :-)

Fart in a Jar.. *giggles*

*hands you glitter to decorate the damn stinky jar*
*FIST BUMP*

LOL!! Good one wolf girl...you get a 'like' from me!!

OMG Im still laughing. Why in a jar??!?!?! LOLOLOLOLOLOL I wish I could like this like a few more times.... Friggin LOLOL

"My little bouffant is looking exceptionally sauuucy today." - Rob

CAPTION: Whaddya mean my hair makes me look like a unicorn?

Caption: Oh god I could use another cookie right now

lmao!

Heck yes!! Cookies are the best!!

**clicking "like" for flplmtree**

lol

LOL! Effing where's your's, i havent' seen one yet!

I don't do the captions...I just like reading them... LOL

It just moved, I swear to God it JUST moved.

hahahahahahahaahahahahaahaha!!!!!!
lmfaooo
that was great. im reading all these crappy ones (no offense anyone else) and then all of a sudden BAM. amazing caption. good job!

"Wait a minute, I'm trying to hear God's thoughts."

CAPTION : I am glad no one can read my mind now like Edward Cullen ... hehehe .. as I am singing so loudly in my head ... yes yes yes ... Kristen is visiting me soon .... I can't wait to see her .... god it has been hellish without her ... but it did help to see pictures of her online, my silly lamb, my sweet girl, missing me ... our secret code to each other, that she'll tie up her tshirt when she is missing me .. apparently she is missing me a whole lot, almost daily ... lol ... we can't always chat on the phone due to our busy work ... sighs ... LALALALALALA (back to the singing...)

hahaa i love it :)

Okay...this is going to be dumb.

Caption: "Uh, duh. Of course the NMM women are the very best part of being famous."

CAPTION :*in a British voice* Oh look, I'm Kristen F**king Stewart .. look at my eyes .. LOOK at my eyesss!! hahaha

no not kris! lol

LMAO .. haha that was the first thing I thought of when I seen that picture!! Crossed-eyed Kristen! He's taking acting lessons ya know.. lmao

lol, he can impress US but not HER! lol
im a jealous person

haha well maybe he is making fun then LOL

LMFAO!

HEHE .. no one 'gets' my other one .. just put your mind in the gutter...

**Put your mind IN the gutter for this one**

CAPTION: Oh wait ... yes .. no .. just a bit to the left .. yep .. ok .. right .. ok. .. there .. nice..

OMFG LMCullen!!! You're bad.... you are VERY.... BAD!!!!
LOVE IT!

lmfao .. I had to put it. I know, I'm such a horrible person. But honestly .. I just couldn't help myself .. i mean the look on his face .. OME

LMAO!!
Nice!!

ROFL!! Brilliant!

CAPTION: "Did you seriously just ask me if I'm Rob Pattinson?"

Caption: "Whoa! Taylor you did get big."

CAPTION: ( in robs british accent)
" Is it just me or is that bird about to poop on my perfectly messy hair?"

Rob? Rob? Come on its only the entrance to Disneyland lets go in.

"No Taylor, that is not where babies come from *Rolls Eyes*"

i think its the rolling of the eyes that made my lmao! at this one!!!

I really have to climb that tree? Couldn't Bella and Edward go for a nice walk instead?

Are you there God? It's me Rob. Thanks for all the work (and awesome hair), but did you have to throw in the screaming, hormonal women? Please give Tay-tay some of the heat with New Moon. Peace and hair grease!

I can't enter but I thought this would be pretty funny:
CAPTION
A kiss from Robert Pattinson: $ 25 000

Hiring Robert Pattinson: $ 1 000 000

Capturing Robert Pattinson in this moment: Priceless

For everything else there's newmoonmovie.org

PRICLESS : )

Haha... thanks! Well at least someone thought it was funny!

Oh shnap !
I think the Edward Cullen hairdo is receeding !
*busts out a measuring tape outta nowhere*
Hm....
Oh my queen of england !
It's gone back 4 centimeters due North.
Hm, I guess my non-plucked eyebrows is scaring it off.
I knew I should've plucked them like mad like I had to for Twilight !
Darn....

Caption: "Will you marry me?"

Caption: You want me to bite you there?

CAPTION:
I can dazzle my hair and eyebrows too, you see?

(it's the first thing I thought xD)

"Someone help! She's trying to take my virtue!"

caption:

metting rpatz: 10 hours waiting in line
autograph by rpatz: 15 hours waiting in line
capturing this moment: timeless

wow............*thinking* my eyebrows are really big........huh

oh please god pray for me............ i just did something horribly wrong...........stephenie meyer doesnt say this in the book but........ IM NOT A VIRGIN!!!!!! I HAD SEX WITH BELLA IN THE MIDDLE OF TWILIGHT!!! OK!!!! *sniffles* will you forgive me............

Yep....hair gel is STILL holding.

Seriously, I hear thunder.....baseball anyone?

LMAO!!

"My little bouffant is looking exceptionally sauuucy today." - Rob

caption: first girls follow me. then the paparazzi. now angels? when will the agony stop?

CAPTION:

Rob {Thinking to himself}: **Wow, I really do have gorgeous hair. Maybe that's why Taylor is jealous of me...... Yeah, but he definitely has the body; though I definitely have better hair than he does... he is lucky, though. At least girls don't mob him for a lock of his hair... but they always want to see his body... I wonder what his body looks like...**
{Looks up} "Oh, hey Taylor."

Robert Pattinson: Uhmm I didn't think it would go that high.
Kristen Stewart: Of course it goes high, it's a balloon!
Robert Pattinson: *looks smug* Well you know I dont enjoy little children.
Child: MOM, EDWARD CULLEN LOST MY BALLOON!

love it!!!

caption:

rob looks up and sees a bilboard of taylor lautner...
rob: "Damnnn that kid stole all my sparkle"

OMG i love this one!!
everyone should click the LIKE button :)

i agree pay!! evry1 SHOULD 'like' this caption

Caption: *praying*
God bless Mom and Dad
God bless Stephenie Meyer
God bless Kristen
And please let that crazy chick with the frizzy hair that attacked me go to prison.
AMEN.

I like it sparkly! Ill hit like so you can get away from all the gray faces. They are swarming you

LOL
Thanks. I'm drowning in gray here!!

looks like your head is above water now. pheww I got worried about you down there!

btw we r twitter stalkers! woot woot

"Really Kristen...you proved to us that award can brake is it really necessary to drop it from up there?"

"OMG THERES JESUS....Oh never mind its kristin with her new haircut"

this one is funny!

God, why Jackson is hotter than me??

(haha Rob, haha!)

f**k! my bouffant made it into this movie too...
at least i can only see a litttttllle bit of it

CAPTION: Oh my gawd!! this sun is going to ruin my skin!! I can't get tan! it'll ruin my vampire status!!

I can totally see up that lady's skirt....oh wait....that's NO LADY!!!!!

"...IS this too much hair for one woman? ....Nah."

lmao!!!

"I would look Smashing on that billboard"

"Wow. My hair is like magic! It just....stays. Bet Taylor can't pull that off."

"Wow.....She's not wearing any underwear!"

hahahahahhaha. this one is funny.

Caption: Wait! What?!?!?!?! What do you mean you don't know who I am?!?!?!?!?

I'm hard. I sparkle. And I live forever.
NO!!! I will not take a sobriety test!!!

Rob to Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) : "Hey Harry, can I borrow some of that love potion to slip into Kristen's drink?"
Harry responds: " Sure Rob, but I should warn you, it's very strong!"

Rob smiles and says "GREAT, maybe she will start to play with my hair so I dont have to do it myself!"

Caption "Please God watch over me and protect me from these crazy lunatic, Kristen Stewart wannabe lookalike, Twilight toting, Edward wearing, scary stalking, UFC choking, assaulting, groping, sexually harassing, fugly looking psychotic "so called" fangirls! AMEN!!"

"So that's what a spider monkey looks like!"

CAPTION........................
"Which movie is this? Remember me? I am trying to Remember...."
"Boy these buildings in New York are tall!"

.
.

Rob to Kristen: It's my birthday, can I ask for something? Kiss me?
Kristen to Rob: It sounds better when I say it.

" Can you repeat that? I get to do what with Kristen in BD?"

Caption: "Man if kristen looks this good half naked, i can't wait to film Breaking Dawn! "
-Robert

Caption: "Man if kristen looks this good half naked, i can't wait to film Breaking Dawn! "
-Robert

Its a bird... no its a plane... no... Its SUPERMAN!! :)

God?!

Love it :) so simple.... so hilarious! :D

hope u win.

Caption: Wow, I could have sworn my hair was bigger than that.

"Did I leave Kristen a key for the handcuffs? Oh well, she'll be fine till I get home later, I hope."

Caption 1: "holy crap that Effing really is one tall lady....come here Effing lets have a shag and I'll make sure I give you the best unicorn ever!"

Caption 2: Is it a bird...is it a plane....no its Effing about to go all dominatrix!!

Crap! My hair is deflating... I wonder if Bella will notice...

Caption: Damn you Twilight! I'll never be able to shake this hairdo now!

"Bird??? NO. Plane??? NO. Oh my what the....it's EDWARD CULLEN! WTF..but I'M Edward Cullen..what in the world??!!???"

Caption: "Look everyone...It's raining cheeseburgers!"

*Proceeds to escape the millions of crazed fans and stalkerazzi*

LOL... I'm gonna give it a try just for the heck of it ;-)

Caption: Wait, what? You want me to give you a Unicorn? Hmm... what, like the horse with that stick coming out of his head? What, do you think I am Santa Claus? "GO AWAY......"

"Oh look it's Harry Potter flying by"

"Oh Lord, it's been almost two weeks, please let her fall from the sky, I'll catch her and I'll never let her go".....

I think you all know who I mean :)))

Me!

"And i jizzed in my pants!"
lol

"If I run, I'll just look like a cheese string! Maybe if I stand still everyone will think I am a statue...I mean my hair IS perfectly sculpted."

Ah... if that girl thinks I am gonna catch her when she jumps, she's off her rocker!

Caption: "Are you there God it's me Rob, I know I want to be famous but this may be a little much. Today I had 17 stackers send me their underware, 26 husban threaten me for stealing their wives just by look their way, and 34 different women asking me to bite them and most not on the neck. It is so hard to be me."

Lol...you made my day xDDD

Rob: "OMG, you're joking right!?!!? Kristen FINALLY left her boyfriend for me!!!"

Caption #1:
"OH OH, looks like another Jake storm's about to hit... OH Bugga!"

Caption #2:
"I really wish they would post more Taylor news, my eyes are getting blinded by all the sparkles"

ROB P: Come on Peter, come on! Just a few more followers!!!!!! a few more followers till u win!
(Giant twitter board held in the sky shows the number of peter facinelli's followers rising)
ROB D: NO! NO! NO! DAMN COUNTER THING DIDNT WORK!
Peter F: (Humming SIngle Ladies)
Rob P; YES!!! 500,000!!!!!!! Come on Rob D! Rock that bikini!!!!!!!!!
Rob D: groans

**Rob looks around**... "uhh why no... I am NOT that guy from Twilight, he's over there" **points to the left**

"What do you mean I have lice?!"

hahahahhahaha in the eyebrows, no less

Caption: "I know what your thinking God and Jacob will never win."

"IT's a brid, It's a Plane, NO! IT A TAXI, RUN!!!"

CAPTION: **checking out taylor** HOLY sh*t are those are real(abs)....
WERE's mymake up artist!!!

"Exuse me Taylor?
Did you just say I stink?"

Wow jacob .. you really ARE big!

"DAY-UMMM, my hair DOES look good!"

Caption= okay seriously! wrinkles? im NOT supposed to age!!

hee hee I thought of another one:

CAPTION:

Rob: Oh wow......I think I dazzled myself!

Chris (director): "Rob, how many times do I have to explain this to you? Bella jumps off a cliff; thinking she's dead, you try to kill yourself. She comes and rescues you."
Rob: "Yes yes, but wouldn't it be more manly for me to jump off a building, so that I am the one to rescue Kristen."
Chris:" Stick to the script"
Rob: (mumbles) Rubbish, why does Taylor Lautner get to do all the ravishing stunt work while I look like a damn pussy? Oh well at least i have my charming good looks and my hair :]"
Chris: "ACTION!"

Caption: "You want me to sign where" (looking up at the girl from his knees)

Out of nowhere, Rob hears a voice which appears to be coming from above with a strong, british dialect. Rob looks up but no one's there.

Rob --- "Hello? Who's there?"

Rob's hair --- "Hello Robby, it is I, your.....hair! I have a bone to pick with you. I'm demanding that you split your Edward Cullen earnings with me! Afterall, I am the 'mane' attraction these days. I'm like Disney World!

Rob still looking up, puzzled, eye balls stretched --- "Bloody Hell, I hope the eyebrows don't want a percentage too."

Robert pattinson is thinking... haha while this female fan thinks im just signing her shoe, im really looking up her skirt...thong... my kinda girl... maybe i should get her number?

Rob: Oh my gosh....that's the biggest blimp I've ever seen. And there's a message...

**ATTENTION TWILIGHT FANS**--- Robert Pattinson is currently in New York City!!!!

Rob: UH OH....I'M IN TROUBLE!!!

caption: HAHAH MY HAIR IS A SEXY BEAST!

'Hmm . . . I wonder how high I can style my hair?"

caption: "Are you there god? It's me Rob!"

Rob: Look theres something in my eye right there. Can you see it?.......Stop looking at my hair......Dude check the eye, that's what's hurting!

Holy crap, it's RAINING fans now!!

CAPTION. "Now listen, beautiful bouffant. I love you, ok. Just stay in place and we will get through this madness together."

Robert: "CheeseBurgers"

caption "omg teenage girl alert...do not make eye contact...(looks up and starts singing) I'm henry the eighth I am Henry the eighth I am I am"

"guuuuys. lets be simple about this."

Caption: *Thinks*... Is.. that.. a giant balloon.. of.. me.. riding.. a.. UNICORN?..."Oh. My. God. And it sparkles in the sunlight! I bet the NMM girls are behind this."

Please Lord, don't let any of these freaking Twilight fans kill me!

I don't have any " clean " captions...so I'll be shutting up now

*** laughs devilishly ***

Exactly, I don't have any comment remotely clean. With the way, he is looking up...

Oh I think Spunkie did a good job....

UNICORN! UNICORN! UNICORN!!


OMG I'M IN TEARS! LMFAOOOOOOOO

LMAO!!!
She better win, gutter or no gutter!

Caption: So that's what it looks like under Kristen's shirt.

"Hey! It's the guy from UP!!!"
That the first thing I thought of....

CAPTION: Dammit Im a Dapper Dan Man!

Now I'm going to have to go watch that one again!! Love it!

CAPTION:

*thinking* Uh i can't see if my beautiful hair is in place or not! Oh! look a pigeon! wait a sec...*covers hair* "NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!"

"My little bouffant is looking exceptionally sauuucy today." - Rob

Caption: Thank you God for Stephenie Meyer!!

"You want me to go up there and do WHAT..."

Yes, I am safe, my hair will protect me from North Korea..

Caption: "Now...Where's that big apple?"

Caption : ( In his in british accent )
" Are you serious ? I have a boner ? I don't belive you... (he smirks)

caption- well, i guess i'll take the diet mountain lion, SHE said i was getting bigger.... can you believe it"

"Oh look it's Harry Potter flying by"

"OMG. There are a group of girls parachuting from a helicopter up there and it looks like they're trying to land on me. I can't escape!!!!"

"If my eyebrows weren't in the way, I would actually be able to see my hair!"

caption - 'Huh? What? Woah, they dont make them that big in england...'

"So this is how Kristen feels when she has to look up into my eyes. Maybe I should always sit down when talking to her."

PERVed:
"So are we or aren't we doing it behind the dumpster?"

caption:* it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Victoria!"

Caption: "My eyebrows are really that big?"

Caption: You want me to give you a what?
...A UNICORN!
OK, at least your not asking me to bite you!

hmm..

looks like im going to have to fix my hair again, those few strands of hair are in my view

oh no...bird poop.

CAPTION:What The Bloody Hell? The Fan Girls Have Climbed The Empire State Building Just To Confess There Love For Me!

Caption: Wow Jacob you Have Gotten Tall And Very Muscular

"Jacob? When did you get so big and buff? And I'm supposed to compete with THAT?!"

God.... why did you make me so irresistable and sexy?

Finally-Something I'd like to bite!!!

hey you dropped your.....well helloooo :)

to kristen
i know that you have a boyfriend, but i'm going to just some out and say it, Will you marry me?

Rob: Taylor how did you muscles get so big?
Taylor: Well I've been work..Hey how can you even see my muscles?
Rob:Well Edward Cullen can read minds and Robert Pattison has X-ray vision!
Taylor:.....

Watch it Birdie this hair is worth millions!

"Seriously though....do you SEE this hair?!

CAPTION: "Did a bird just crap in my hair?"

hahahah thats a good one! hahaha

What's up there? Say it, out loud, say it!

damn...
y are buildings SO big here?

CAPTION: No mommy, I haven't been asking everygirl to marry me today.. I've been a good boy even if I look a bit retard on my pic...

CAPTION

"Cant even go to starbucks for a cup of coffee......what have i gotten myself into?"



Poor fellow is constanly under the eyes of papparazi and his fans,but i guess he deserves it cos he is soooo handsome :-)

Captions:

Rob: Wait for it wait for it .... coming to me coming to me .....

God Damn it i still can't read her mind!!!

"Oh no, my hair just popped my ego!" :p

Kristen Will you Marry Me!?.....

Come On im Down on one knee.....

come on come on God Just Say YES!

Please God watch over me and protect me from these crazy lunatic, Kristen Stewart wannabe lookalike, Twilight toting, Edward wearing, scary stalking, UFC choking, assaulting, groping, sexually harassing, fugly looking psychotic "so called" fangirls! AMEN!!

Ok im putting this up again...

"You want me to bite you where???!!!"

Rob: Oh God, look at those eyebrows. I haven't plucked them in weeks. Oh, there's a little birdy up in my hair! Hello, birdy! How's your day been?
*Birdy poops in hair then flies away*
Rob: Well then, someone woke up on the wrong side of the gelled hair nest!

You see birds, you cannot poop on me, because i am a vampire. Edward Cullen ring any bells? That's me. Incredibly fast and strong.shame.Poop avoided. Now, you can go get Kristen, because she is not yet a vampire.Adios!

Another one...

*Rob drops his hair gel and looks up*
Rob: Oh my, they're back! Kristen, the fan girls are back!
Random Fangirl: Get him, ladies!
*...*

caption: uhhh.....you want me to bite you there?

Rob: "Oh man, that one hair is out of place again!"

Kristen: How do you deal with all these fangirls falling out of the sky and invading you so much?
Rob: Well, us Brits learn to rough it out through the hard times. How do you think some of us still made it through the black plague?

Caption: Oh no, it looks like the sun's coming out!

Chris (director): "Rob, how many times do I have to explain this to you? Bella jumps off a cliff; thinking she's dead, you try to kill yourself. She comes and rescues you."
Rob: "Yes yes, but wouldn't it be more manly for me to jump off a building, so that I am the one to rescue Kristen."
Chris:" Stick to the script"
Rob: (mumbles) Rubbish, why does Taylor Lautner get to do all the ravishing stunt work while I look like a damn pussy? Oh well at least i have my charming good looks and my hair :]"
Chris: "ACTION!"

Hey guys look! Its the one man that sparkles more than I do...Jesus Christ!

Rob: "How in the hell are these damn teenage girls raining down from the sky? And how will my umbrella protect my hair?!"

Caption:
Well, you know what they say about the size of a man's bouffant!

" Is that that guy from the movie Bruno?"
" Oh my... He's not wearing pants!!! His ass is hanging out :O"
"No..No.. They wouldn't do that to me... would they?"
" Phew, he's heading for Eminem"
" Well at least having crazy fan girls is good for something" (imagines an angry mob of girls wit torches and other torture equipment beating up the mtv movie awards staff.. giggles)

Caption: "OMG! Kristen Shut Up!"

rob: TAYLOR get off that we arnt filming you dont have to be a show off

taylor: man rob i was in character and everything

"BLOODY HELL...I THINK THAT GIRL RIPPED BOTH MY EYE BROWS OFF! OH..NOPE...THEY'RE STILL THERE".

Caption-

Rob-

"JACOB DROPPED WHAT IN MY HAIR?"

This caption comes to mind but I didn't create it, I found it on flair on facebook lol: "AND I WAS LIKE B*TCH PLEASE, AS IF YOU COULD OUTRUN ME!!!"

ppl around him *shhh~~~!!* [to eachother]

rob *looks up slowley from tieing his shoe* [whispers] oh eff...fan girls...they're everywhere[whisper exclamation]!! ...dont move...they can sense movement, and fear....frick! >attacked<


LOLz

Kristen: Rob do these jeans make me look fat? Rob: Of corse not!..oh wait. Yeah they actually do.

Thank you God for blesing me with such fabulous sex hair. Now if only you could help me with the crazy fan girls, I'd be set!

Caption: Bella, cliffdiving was one thing but skydiving? No Way!

OMG!
They found me!
Idk how but they found me
Run for lives ppl!

Rob ---- "Oh Bollocks!..... I left my pocket mirror in my trailer!" Looks up "If I just look up high enough, maybe I can see how my hair's keepin' up.....Who am I kidding, I'm gonna run my fingers through it before you can say Rubbish!"

Rob ---- "Oh Bollocks!..... I left my pocket mirror in my trailer!" Looks up "If I just look up high enough, maybe I can see how my hair's keepin' up.....Who am I kidding, I'm gonna run my fingers through it before you can say Rubbish!"

"Maybe if i just keep looking up they will think I'm crazy and go away"....."Nope not working!"

Thank God I had a nice break from the all the crazy fans. I start to work, and they have found me again. They are everywhere, one has even grabbed me. Caption: You don't think they will find a way to drop out of the sky do you?

Caption- "My hair!!!. It's deflated!!!. CARLLLISLLEEEE!!! We need some hair gel... STAT!!"

" Thankyou God for my amazing hair, and face. But I could do without all these crazy girls, who feel the need to attack me."



P.S. My email is a UK email, but I live in the U.S.

Actor has to be able to act everything and everyone. hmm, so maybe Kristen. First of all - open your mouth xD

Caption: "hey you Bodyguard!!! Need you down here with me, not scaling the walls for a peek!!"

"Oh-My-God! my HAIR! is beautiful!!!"

Robert looks up:

" is it safe to come out yet?"

Caption Contest: "Mr. Fredrickson, put away that video camera. Isn't your floating house supposed to be headed toward South America? What? You want an autograph first? Oh, you and the rest of New York."

Rob: Dude, you look really tall......wait! I'm sat on the floor.

LOOK!

It's a bird...

It's a plane...

NO! It's Spider-monkey!!

Bloody Hell!!! I'M TOO SEXY FOR THIS HAIR!

Caption: Hey Look! I'm Wolverine! Raaaaaa!!!!

Caption:

Rob: Did you seriously just ask me to bite your "garden burger"?

caption

looks like i need a bit of sculpting in the eyebrow department

RP: Man, I wish I could stop getting attacked by fan girls. It stresses me out and makes my eyebrow hair stick up and then I have to waste my new hair gel on it to get them to look this good!
KS: Your worried about having to buy hair gel when our daughter is changing clothing sizes every day? YOUR SELFISH!

"What is so fascinating about my hair?"

Hey Rob! Look at that dead bird!
Rob: Where?!

(btw i love rob pattinson and this is not making fun of him!)

'Just when I thought they couldn't bring out any more Twilight merchandise...someone decides to invent 'Edward' parachutes. Who knew teenage girls would actually use them'.

Caption: "Thank you Lord for not letting those psycho fans rip me apart and burn the pieces!" (Then he thinks for a minute) "Well for at least not letting them rip me apart, they probably would have kept the pieces." LOL!

"Oh dear my hair is going a little flat... note to self order 10 tonnes of hair gel and 5 tones of hair wax"
XD

caption: yeah your right from this angle i do look like an ordinary human.

"Hey Brad and Angie, got any advice in how to get away from these screaming females?"

"Oh, so it's a race. You may be bigger and stronger than me Emmett, but I can out run you!"

"Hey Sookie and Bill, Bella and I are coming with you!"

"Now, listen to me beautiful bouffant. I love you, ok. Just stay in place and we will get through this madness together."

'Just when i thought they couldn't bring out any more Twilight merchandise...
someone decides to invent Edward parachutes. Who knew teenage girls would acctually use them'


Haha
:D

"You may be taller Jacob but Bella's with me"

CAPTION:

I can see up her skirt down here!

"hey guys!! look, it's a spider monkey!!"

"Hey, pigs really do fly! WOW"

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's just my hair!

Caption: "Man if kristen looks this good half naked, i can't wait to film Breaking Dawn! "
-Robert

Maybe Chelsey is right...Do I have too much hair?

" Who cut my hair? I miss my bouffant!"

Are you there god, it's me robert

Awsome!!!!! bella 192 .

Rob: "oh my, what big boobies you have"
Me: "you wanna taste"
lmao

Caption:
Tour guide- And you see there, that is Robert Pattinson in front of that really large sky scraper. He has been standing there for a few hours now. I'm not sure yet whether he just really likes that building for no apparent reason, or just happens to like looking at the clouds at random points in the day.

Robert:Holy flying Space Cows Batman!
To the Batmobile!

Batman: Ha your funny.

"Oh GOD ... What's happened to my life ... Am I in Heaven or Hell?"

also: "Hey, c'mon down here...I don't bite!"

Caption: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Robert Pattinson's eyebrows!

CAPTION: huh, I can see my eyebrows from here

Rob: "Please god, make kristen and michael break up. I dont know how much more of this crazy eye sex I can take! mmmm I love me some kstew"

caption: "Bloody hell, did a bird just dribble on my hair?"

Caption: God, if your there and listening to me, please send me down a eyebrow waxing kit. thank you.

caption:holy cow someone is asking me to marry them

"I wonder if I can coax that crowd of twelve year old girls, to jump off that balcony, for me?"

A sphincter says what?

ok i dont have a caption other than "did you seriously just ask me who i am?!?!" but DAYMME LOOK AT HIS LIPS!!!! *procceeds to do homer simpson drool with sound* LOOK AT HIS MOUTH OH MY GOD MY MIND JUST CANT GET OUT OF THIS DELICIOUSLY FILTHY GUTTER :(

Damn I'm dazzling, these plucked eyebrows and my brilliant bouffant...Is that Kristen's plane coming in?

haha i don't have a caption, but this is such a cute picture, haha :)

caption : Ohh!SON! Time to sparkle sparkle!

Umm, why yes, I am the sexiest vampire that ever lived.

Caption 1 : OH a pink elephant!

or

Caption 2 : God please don't let him jump !

Caption 3: Don't tell me it's going to rain!

mmmmmm they are not good at all..but i was too mesmerized by this picture to find something more original... O M F G

Caption-' AHHH birds plz go away...... dnt plz dont drop ur package here"
ugh to late

caption- well, i guess i'll take the diet mountain lion, SHE said i was getting bigger.... can you believe it"

CAPTION-"what today is elizabeth's b-day, i completely 4got...... welll why doesn't anybody tells me this things... sheesh"

i'm sorry! i didnt even read your caption!!!! i'm laughing to hard at your avitar!!!

holy paper cut batman!!!!LMFAO!!!!!

lol yeah this pix tends to do that to ppl..... like i said before.... they're my heroes

my hair is finally long enough to be mega sexy again!

OMG OMG its the Jonas Brothers.
[eyes rolling into the back of his head because he saw Joe.]

caption- as EDDIE-...... i guess bella was right.heaven does exist for me.....alleluyah alleluyah

Dude that was totally what I was thinking! :)

lol yeah

*is that bird admiring my good looking messy hair or is it just about to poop on it?

lol

"Daniel Radcliffe, who?"

"i can see my bushy eyebrows"

"Oh jesus, okay. If I can't see them, they can't see me. Be the wall, Robert. You ARE the wall."

Caption: "Uhhhhhhhhh"

Awww your avatar is so so CUTE! lol

"It's a bird..... it's a plane..... NO it's my hair!"

Kristen, is that you? I told you not to come here! Oh well, just set your broom down over there...

caption- ***rolling eyes*** no i dnt wanna go out with you...... i already have kristen... but plz shhh..... dnt tell"

Rob climbing up a leather: "Ohh..Kristen...wearing the red thong again?"

Caption: Who in the HE!! is Miley Cyrus and WHY should i care???

Caption: Well hellloooo Mrs. Cullen!!!

Caption: Did a bird just land in my hair? She can't nest there!!!

There's an owl nesting in there? are you sure it's been there since Harry Potter???

CAPTION:
''If i stay really still and dont make eye contact, they may not notice me..''

OH! OMG!!!! My hair really IS HOT!

Caption;

"oh my gosh they are everywhere....how in the...look the fans are even up there!!!"

Oops. I Jizzed.

"What these?? - No they aren't caterpillars, those are my eyebrows !"

"OH Yummy for my Tummy; Is that a Mountain Lion I see in this big cement Jungle? "

caption: Oh great.... now the paparazzi are scaling the walls... hey wait, emmett! get down from there!

caption

Robert riots! Robert sees stars after run in with star chasers

http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_at...

Caption:"Robert Pattinson needs you help.Please, make a donation and help your favourite actor to make an operation on eyes.Poor, but he was too curious."

"Is this where the mutant vampire baby comes in?"

dreaming of the perfect woman "...and she has to be a 30-ish stay-at-home-mom"

Thinking subconsciencely, "Taylor could crush me with his pinkie finger, I'd better be a good little vampire.. As Taylor approaches him, Rob smiles and says "Hey Taylor, have you been working out? Your arms are huge!!"

Rob smiles nervously... Taylor rolls his eyes and walks away.

CAPTION: This is your Brain on TWICrack.....

Caption: "Thank goodness, I can play a human in this movie and finally be rid of that bouffant! Hopefully they won't expect me to wear lipstick and do circus acts too..."

Are you there God? It's me Rob. Thanks for all the recent work (and kick ass hair), but did it have to come with screaming, hormonal women? Maybe Tay-tay can take some of the heat with New Moon? Peace and hair grease!

Opps, I posted twice. I was looking for my comment under the wrong name and thought it wasn't here!

Who put superglue on my contacts????

Rofl...that's good XD

huh...those are nice....

"What?..you'll really marry me Kristen!!?? sweet!"

"Uh oh watch out Kristin dropped her MTV movie award... again..."

BOOBS!!!

Thank god I blend in here!

Rob: Well look at that. I didn't know fan girls could FLY now!

first?

Hooray for 1st! Damn, I wonder when I'm gona get first again... Oh well I can't enter but I thought this would be pretty funny:
CAPTION
A kiss from Robert Pattinson: $ 25 000

Hiring Robert Pattinson: $ 1 000 000

Capturing Robert Pattinson in this moment: Priceless

For everything else there's newmoonmovie.org

Congrats

:-D thanks

lol nice name haha

* Winks *

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM PERV!

CURSE YOU TEAM PERV!

Sticks her tongue out @ flp

** nahh nahh nahh nahh nahh **

Oh no you....

*starts after Team Perv*

COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A WOMAN!

starts running...looking over her shoulder...

*** C'MON! you know I wuv ya!! ***

WAIT.... < PERK > Does this punishment involve Rob's unicorn??

WHERE DO I SIGN!!!

yes.... AND a riding crop!!!

OMG @ Spunkie's caption.....I can't stop laffing


for the rest of the day now, I'm gonna be thinking....

UNICORN! UNICORN UNICORN!

Poor flplmtree

I guess it's not your day today **hugs**

Hello?

Look who is back!

Hey Patience, its only for a short time though, I'm training a new employee so I've only got a few minutes. Anything interesting been happening today?

second?

okay, i'm gonna try to attemp at one of these...

"oh my god, did that airplane just spell out 'i love rob"? and did that fan just JUMP out of the plane?"

^^^ haha it sucks. oh well :)

CAPTION: "Hey God, how you doin'?"

*** does the happy dance ***

CAPTION: Experience the awe...the wonder...experience POMADE

OMFG I LOVE THIS PICTURE OF HIM! GOSH I LOVE ROB!! lmao : P

Caption: Does my hair look good enough for kristen

Kristen is coming.. :P lol

Caption: Omg! Is that an angel I see?

Oh man im not good at the caption stuff lol

I love NMM caption comps! :D

Rob- " Aww man not another hair out of place."

How much do you guys bet now that Effing is going to win this? Go Effing go!

Um, I don't see Effing's post yet.... or are you having a sudden, sight into the future moment? ;) LOL

Just foreseeing the future, because you know she is going to win.

LOL!

Caption:"I cant see my hair!!!"

CAPTION: "SEAGULL! SEAGULL! SEAGULL! please don't crap. pleaseee don't craap!"

CAPTION: See, I can wrinkle my forehead!

Caption:Yep, it's a sniper paprazzi on the roof of that building!

Caption:Omg! My hair isnt messy enough i cant let Bella see me like this

Imagine British accent..CAPTION: "You want me to kiss you where???!!!"

See!? I knew you could do it! ;)

LOL!

it's a bird... it's a plane... it's spider monkey!

Caption:
in his accent..

What? they said I did what? with you? Oh that Saucy!

I must of enjoy it... I don't remember a thing... oh does Kristen know?

Caption: "Please tell me that is NOT Nikki"

I think this is the widest Rob's eyes have ever been open in a photograph.
Very pretty.

caption [oh god thanks for making me this sexy, i promise to always look this good for my fans]

Caption: Yep....hair gel is STILL holding.

Uhhhhh SHYEAH I am RPattz!

Is my hair okay? is it? its NOT!? FIX IT THEN!

while looking up he's thinking..."wait a second...do I have a hair out of place? ...nope! whew...false alarm!!

caption: "Kristen is that you?"

OR... hold on.
"OMG! It's Harry Potter!"

I can't win, but i wanted to join in :)
Caption: oh that's right, we can shoot when its sunny on this movie

he looks soo darn hot!

robert looking up:"thanks god im perfect, wait what about my hair"

::::CAPTION 1::::ohhh i can't see my eyebrowns... i feel like a retarded aaaaaaa....
::::CAPTION 2::: oh my god i'm seeing a flying pig!!!
::::CAPTION 3::: are you talking to me? damn you're tall....
BTW he looks cute even though he has a silly-retarded face in this pic.... hahaha....

"This is what plucking your eyebrows does for you!! Women flaunting themselves after you!!"

rob: o my god look at my hair its like a total 10!

It's a bird... No it's a plane... Oh wait... It's just my hair.

Rob: is, is is that an angel? nope just my reflection......

option 2

Rob: like my dazzled look?

Option 3

rob: if i just strain my eyes a little bit more maybe l can finally see the colour of my hair.....

"God?!"

"DUH of course I'm the image of perfection, now stop drooling... oh stop asking for unicorns..."

^ caption

Caption: "*sigh* Life goes on

"woah i can see my hair!"

ROB: OH GOD NOT THE SUNLIGHT PLEASE!

:]

"Wow! Are those caterpillars on my face, oh wait those are just my eyebrows."

Yes, I am safe, my hair will protect me from North Korea...

No, honestly, I DEFINITELY washed it this time.

Seriously....you want me to do WHAT? With WHO? SUUURRRRRREEEEEE. I'll bite.

Oh great... They found me again... Where am I going to hide now.

Pigeons and Birds and Wind.... Oh my

okay this is my first time doing this here a i go:

Rob: omg some one fetch me an umberella .. FAST!!! it looks like its going to rain damit my hair .. my beautiful hair is going to get wet..HEY you!! YES YOU!! NO NOT U THE GIRL BEHIND YOU with the i love robert shirt .. YES YOU .. can u go fetch me an uberella !! FAST .. please ...

lol i love rob and i love his hair okay lol i love u rob !!!

Uh... Duh! thats because I AM Edward Cullen afterall!

"Oh man, it looks like its going to rain....i guess i dont need to shower. FRICK YES"

" Lppk its a spider monkey"

"is that a bug on my hair?"

Ummmmm, does my hair still look sexy?

oh no the sky is falling......i think i should be edward cullen right now!!!!

Rob: ohh i can see my eyelashes! that XXX volume mascara worked! thats a first!


Rob: is that a wolf? hmm well am still the hottest vamp!

Caption: That's the 1oooth neck I've bitten when will they realise I'm Rob not Edward!

OR "Like every girl I paint my eyelashes with wide open eyes and mouth!Just look..."

CAPTION: "You want me to kiss you where?!"

I am Telling you Me and Kristen do have the same eyebrows .

Caption: Rob to director: I will have to do what in Breaking Dawn?!!


:) Giddie chills thinking of the possibilities!! :)

*looks up*
"Ooooh whos tha- Kristen? I didn't know you were taking flying lessons? Wait up, i wanna go!"

Caption: Wait. What? No paparazzi?

Caption: "Uhh...it is still there right?" totally referring to his hair of course. Not too creative but it's what came to my mind as soon as I saw the pic. lol

Rob: Kristen! You went all the way up into the sky for me? I love you baby!

Caption -- "OMG. Kristen's here?!?!"

CAPTION : Hmmm ... should i call Kristen now that I am having a little break, or later ... I did promise her (my love) to call at least three times per day :D

Caption:
"its a bird, its a plane...NO! its a vampire. *purrs*

CAPTION : Damn finally this production (movie) has started ... I love NYC, but without Kristen, it's like a ghost town to me ... so looking forward to go back to the Twilight set ... at least then I have a excuse to be near her. No one can say (/bit*h) anything about it.

oh my chicken little the sky is falling!!

*British accent*
Caption: My gosh! Is that a bird??? That is one very large bird. Don't you agree?

Caption: (walking around New York) Wow, that billboard of David Beckham in his underwear is hot! I wish I looked that good in underwear.....oh wait, I do...I ought to take that up with Calvin Klein.

" oh is that me nd kristen? rnt we making it a little obvious , uhh wait no thats not us"

Caption:
Oh God Please! Make sure the Twi-fans don't follow me to NYC! I can't take anymore people asking me to bite them!

Now I know why Emmett and Rosalie are always going at it

CAPTION: "So I was like DUH! OF COURSE Santa visits vampires"

CAPTION - "Yep, they're right, my hair is frickin sexy!"

"Is my hair really that hot? I mean, when I cut it, I was CNN Headline News. Then why doesn't Kristen ever say anything about it. I wonder what it looks like to other people?"

caption: Man..I should have used that hair gel cameron diaz used in there' something about mary

*looks up* OMGGGG!!! The sky is falling and I didn't get a time to sparkle!!! But it looks cool!!!

CAPTION: "Oh My God, Kristen Shut Up"

is kristen in his head now? LOL

haha

Rob: Wow my hair looks freakishly good today. Wouldnt you say so Mackie?!
Mackie(being hair): I feel AND smell delicious!!!

"Wow! I've never seen one of THOSE before..."

caption:
"you really not gonna eat this?? can i eat it?"
"yep, go ahead"
"ok, cool" :)))

Caption: "OMG IS THAT A PIMPLE."

Caption:
Rob- *Looks around seeing what the weather is like*
Rob- I'm sorry it's much to sunny for me. Get back to me when some clouds are around, thanks!

....in his sext British accent....I don't be--liEve it! Those damn paparatzzi are even on the flamin' rooftops!

is that emmett hanging in the tree up there or am i seeing things

thinks to self: "oh no, a hairs out of place..."

Uhhhhhh, Taylor, maybe it's time to stop working out, Dog!

Hey Girl, I can see up yo skirt.

"I see the light my bad its the sun"

Caption:
Rob- Would I still be a heart throb if I looked like this?
Crazy fans- OH MY GOSH!!!! YESSS!
Rob- Darn it!

Rob: Well look at that. Fan girls can FLY now? And I thought telling everyone that i don't have good hygiene would make everyone leave me alone!

Oh God! Are they gone? When will it end?

What the hell is coming from that bird! Hmmm uh oh!

"HOLD UP. WAIT. LOOK UP IN THE SKY..ITS A BIRD..ITS A PLANE..NO ITS ME CUZ IM FLYYY..IM FLY IM FLY IM FLY" ;]

Rob: Since when did fangirls become ninjas?!

There are moooore spider monkeys!

uhh...did a bird just poop on my head

caption: I really need to use the restroom and I'm on set right now, well...... oh crap my craps on my pants! what am i going to do?

bloody ell.. look at all those pigeons!

Caption; Ha! I knew it! Vampires eyebrows can grow back!!

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........."

Caption:
Robert thinking- Maybe if i just stand here looking at the sky, the paparazzi will get sick of me along with the fans and think I'm a statue!

Somewhere over the rainbow
Robert's high

bloody ell.. look at all those pigeons!

"Ya Caught Me!!!!"

WOW! another twilight billboard , hmmm does my bum look big in those pants?

OMG, now I can see my hair for real without a mirror, what was I thinking!!??!!??

Caption " Like Duh I Know I'm The Sexiest Person Alive On The Planet"

Caption:" OOhh wow I can see under the statue of liberty's dress ...oh bleeding hell shes not wearing any under wear.

oh. look at my sculpted eyebrows and my little bouffant. they look amazing. ahhh!!! those girls think so too! *rob runs away* ahhhhhh twilighters attack! :)

"Oooh! A birdie!"

"Damn, I fell of my pedastool again"

"And you want me to do what with your toes????"

Caption: " Why are there angles around? I'm supose to be the ONLY angel?

caption: "Back off, she's my spider monkey."

Rob thinking - " Oh no....she didn't just.....OMG! She did!"

Help I have a hair out of place

Seriously, guys... did you see the size of these buildings?!?!?

"I can haz cheezburger?"

...That IS a Big Apple..

(hence being in the Big Apple)

Caption: "Hold on tight spider monkey???!! Are you for real Catherine??!!"

**sorry to all haters of that line (well that would include me too)**
**wink**

caption "Another biography? They do know I'm only 23, right?"

"Um... you want me to what? Motorboat those babies!? Um... Yeah ok, why not, they look delicious!" :/

"Look, I can do it too... oo ee oo aa aa ting tang walla walla bing bang!"

Hmm... floppy *I'm not trying* hair? Check!!

Why did Kristen Steward cut her hair and dye it black!

Caption - "I still don't see what's the big deal with my hair"...

Caption: Please God, don't let the mob see me, just this one time, please!

"How on earth did those girls get up there?"

wow who let all the gray faces out of the cages? Is it just me or r they everywhere today!

They just cant be trusted...Im a little afraid

LMAO!!!

I was noticing the same thing!

**runs away screaming from the gray faces**

wait Im running with yah! Its terrifying down here! Theyre coming after me from all angles!

*scrolls up ASAP to get away from the gray faces*

Im never going back down there again! Phew that was a close one

I'm glad I'm not the only one feeling surrounded right now lol. It's like we've been invaded or something haha.

caption..."i cant see me eyebrowes!"

But they said that this new hair gel would make it so that I would never have to touch my hair again. Guess its true because it hasn't moved an inch

Um so you are sure I look like the guy for that Twilight movie??? I truely have never heard that before

I swear to you, I think someone slipped me a roofie.

Caption: What do they mean my eyebrows arent like Kristen, of course there my eyebrows are sexyer

CAPTION: Are you there god? its me Robert....

Pigs really do fly!

wth...i'll try it..this is for you spunky....

Caption: How the hell am I suppose to sparkle with THAT in my face!?!

............sorry, couldn't help myself...............!
(i had to change it, less vulgar)

"You want me to bite you where?"

Rob: woah wait look up in the sky! it's a bird, no it's a plane, no wait! it's edward cullen ZOMG get him!

Up there??? Seriously?!?!?!

Caption: "Look at that Sexy Hair" (lol)

Wow I didn't know the buildings in New York were soo tall.

CAPTION : (thinking of what i read last nite online ... ) Darn, so kristen is getting so much hate and jealousy hurling at her ... what are we going to do now, if they know about our secret marriage ... ahhh ... I hope my little lamb is taking good care of herself, while I am away ... I know she's feeling awkward in her new JJ look, though she still look as lovely to me ... edgy sexiness ... damn, i want to be a badass rock star too! :D

CAPTION: "wow, thats a great rack. . . o.0"

xD

"'It rubs the lotion on it's skin...' are you serious?!"

i need this so badly cuz i have never won nothing so plz 'like mine'

Are they really hatching already?

Really? It just *keeps growing*??

Caption: "Hey look, I can see my hair from here....SWEET!"

Im going to NY to kick some BUTT! how dare these girls scare Rob like this!


http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_at...

holy mother! they ATTACKED the guy!

that is HORRIBLE! they're going to have to have closed sets where fans can't be within 20 feet of him!

ROB: I wonder what kristen's sex scenes are going to be like in her new movie?

"OMG...please don't let those pigeons poop on me. My hair will never be the same"

My bouffant looks a little flat. Where are the twilight hair dressers when I need them!?!

Robert: "Man their everywhere!!" he looks up to see the paparazzi sitting on the ledge of a building snapping photos of him.

OH MY GOSH HE'S SPARKLING!

Caption: You seriously think if I fart in a jar that anyone is going to want it?

caption:
"Carlisle was right your alive Bella"

OMG The Sky Is Falling! :o

Director: Its several meters high
Rob: errmm..I'm sure i can cilmb that high with the aid of ropes
Director: No! I'm on about your hair!
Rob: hhhmm..I dont think itsthat bad

"I wonder if I can coax that group of twelve year old girls, to jump off that balcony, for me?"

*** as edward*** Wait everyone!!! I think i just heard god thinking!
Oh no wait, nevermind it was only me ....

OH MY GOSH, YOU GUYS SHOULD CHECK OUT THE PICTURES OF ROBERT GETTING MOBBED BY WOMEN (I MEAN LIKE MOBBED MOBBED) AT NEW YORK TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the link? or is that for the caption?

Yes that is the link... Go to that site and scroll down and you will see it...you can't miss it...




________________________________

Caption: "That's a little bit saucy"

RPattz: Oh wow... my hair really i big... :/ awkward.

OK....That's my limit.....Will u PLEASE PLEASE tell me the whole unicorn thing? Just give me a link where I can't read the freaking fanfic...it's driving me crazy....PLEASE.....have mercy....I'm old enough:)).......
UPDATE:
I found it. Now before me lyes the long journey of 50 chapters. Can t waiiiiiiiit. I already bookmarked the page.

"Wait a minute, I'm trying to hear God's thoughts.."

OMG The Sky Is Falling!! :o

"is that a spider monkey?"

Rob riot! did you see my body guard pinch that girl?!

the photo before this is http://www.laineygossip.com/pics/pattinson%20mo...

*chuckles* "My eyebrows look like caterpillars."

CAPTION CONTEST :
"OMG, what are those screams coming from? Oh no! it's raining girls!"

OMG I think i'm about to loose my mind, get that girls phone number, will ya

Caption: "Damn, Jacob IS really tall."

Caption:

*runs out of crowd of fans* "Phew i made it! *looks up at hair* "Yep still as perfect as ever!

Is It A Bird, Is It A Plane No Its Taylor Lautner On A Billboard Half Naked
Hey That Should Of Been Me!

"OH MY GOD IS THAT RAIN!!! MY HAIR!"

"What am I doing on the floor?... I sort of hurt my knee when I fell for you."

I wonder if I write my own lullabye if I could catch up on some sleep. HMMMMM

RoB: "Uhhh...yes....I enjoyed it immensely...but come on...I didn't even agree to have a monkey on my back in the first movie....(you know...the "hold on tight spider money" reference).....now you are telling me I have to deal with a monkey and a dog....am I the ONLY normal one here or am I living in a zoo!! Unbelieveable!!

"Perfect....Perfect...whoa! Hair out of place!!!!"

"OMG! Kristen is proposing!"
*fangirls*

Rob: "I thing there's a little bit getting out of my pants right now...upss..Emilie..!!!"

LUV the eyebrow wax.

THE #1 CAPTION: "Oh no! My hair is going flat!"

"Can Vampires really jump that high?"

I can totally here him saying something like that in his British accent...=)

or "Do I really have to go all the way up there?"

CAPTION: "Kristen did what???? You are kidding me?!?!?"

CAPTION:

Rob: "Ohh donuts!" (like Homer simpsons)

XD

Is my hair gel still working? I can't see above my eyebrows.

hmm....i can see my hair....

Caption : "Oh wait! My Bouffant is slightly off center. ... no wait... all is well... it was just a shadow."

"I bet my stunt double Paul could climb that skyscraper." LOL

a la janice....."ooohhh mmmyyy gggoooddd"

CAPTION:
"Bella will not believe this...Angela Weber...on an effing broom stick!"

(haha 'and if angela's a witch she can join the party too..')

1. Oh look, .................. she can fly.

2. That plane looks like it land on top of me .................. ouch

3. Jacob Black has a tail.

Caption: Holy Shit! The girls are literally hanging from the balcony!

Caption: Oh no!! It's an attack of the grey faces!

I don’t know how many more of these hostile invaders I can stand, because I think there’s a little bit coming out of my pants right now.

"looks to me like im going to have to get a hair cut soon. I can start to see the dead ends"

oohhh geez. its raining out and my hair is so good looking!
what ever will i do?!

'why did i pick Twilight to crawl out from my whole?'
OR
'damn, my life is offically over'

"i hope my eyebrows look as good as my hair does"

I can see the light, coming from above! I'll go to the lightttt!

"I bet my stunt double Paul could climb that skyscraper!"

"Up, up and away!"

"My God, is that Pegasus...no, my mistake it's a flying unicorn!
Feck, its wearing a silver collar with a diamond and its got a bag of cookies round its neck!"

WOW ! Jacob Black is BIGGER then I thought !

caption..

a durrrrrrrrrr

caption : i know i cant believe it eaither!!!!!! my hair looks totally better in real life then a billboard!!!!

Caption: "OMG... what dandruff??!" lol

Caption: "Thank you Lord for not letting those psycho fans rip me apart and burn the pieces!" (Then he thinks for a minute) "Well for at least not letting them rip me apart, they probably would have kept the pieces." LOL!

" Oh. My. God. I FINALLY got my hair PREFECT!"
Lol

Caption:

Rob-"WHAT DID JACOB DROP IN MY HAIR NOW?!"

Um..Yup.... I think I can see my eyebrows. Yes, yes I can

"Did that girl mess up my hair?"

Caption: "OMG... What Dandruff??!!"

Oh look! its God!!!!!
o... o wait.... thats just me!

"Wow, they do exist."

It's a bird, It's a plane, Oh it's just more screaming fans

Fans point at Robert and shriek: "Oh my gosh! It's Edward!"
Robert P looks up: "Oh! Where?!" ::looks around::

caption: "oh ladies please. perfect hair like mine just doesn't happen over night."

(:

Caption: "OMG... What dandruff??!!"

caption: "oh ladies please. perfect hair like mine doesn't happen over night."

Caption: Kristen... are you up there??... I've been wondering where you went !!

Caption: Bloody hell! That girl just screamed something about Edward and jumped out that window!

"Good Gawd will somebody pleassse get the old broad off my back????!"

CAPTION: "Uh, I have to ask Jacob to do what with Bella in Breaking Dawn?"

CHEEZ!!!!!! AND I LEFT FORKS FOR THIS!

caption: Rob "yeah your right from this angle i do look like an ordinary human"

airplane message
"robert pattinson marry me"
rob-holy cow this girl juz asked me to marry her

DANG! No matter what I do. My hair always looks this good. Thank you Faux hawk!!!

Caption:

I think I just felt something move...

Oh my spider monkey, what mess have you got into this time?

"That CRAZY FRIZZY HAIR BLONDE attacked me and now hair #583 is out of place!!!"

"Death, that hath sucked the honey of thy breath, hath has no power yet upon thy beauty" Im not saying THAT!

CHEEZ!!!!!!!!!! AND I LEFT FORKS FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!

CAPTION: "No, no, I can't smell your blood, I don't want to taste it, lick you or bite you!!"

rob /thinks/ oh please not now *farts* /thinks/ stare at the sky and pretend i didnt even notice it

CAPTION "No, hair is off limits, sorry"
or
"Please don't touch my bloody hair"

Caption contest: Rob says

"I can't tell from here... Does my hair still look OK after that fangirl attacked me??"

Hey look, it's GOD!

Damn Pigeons!!!!

Oh My God, I didn't know he could do that!!!

CHEEZ!!!!!!!!!!! AND I LEFT FORKS FOR THIS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caption - "Who is that sexy beast in the reflection?! Oh right!! Daaaammnnnn!!! I am looking FINE!! No wonder the crazy twilight chicks are all over me! i could just stand here all day and gaze at my handsomeness...no...wait......yep, that's definetely my good side. OOOOOOHHHH YEAAAAHHH!!! ....that is totally my best angle..jacob black stands no chance against this sexy animal...i really need to put a mirror on my ceiling.....(continues gazing).......And this is why taylor lautner could never replace me..... (content sigh)"

Caption: Oh my god, I can't believe I overheard that! That's enough to make a man blush and roll his eyes. Are you listening hair? And yes, my hair IS alive.

"Great, first I'm attacked by some Frizzy haired blonde and now hair #583 is out of place!!"

OMG! They're descending from the side of the buildings now!

Hey I didn't know fans could fly now. Now it's going to be twice as hard to hide (sigh)

Damn Pigeons!!!!!

Nothing better than polka dot knickers. I should look up women's skirts all the time.

what is it about this hair?

who is THAT sexy beast in the reflection??!!!! ooooh right!!! DAAAAMMMNNNN!!!! I look GOOOD! no wonder all those crazy twilight chicks are all over me! i would be all over me too....wait.....yeah....that is defenitaly my good side....jacob stands no chance against THIS.....this it totally my best angle....i really need to put a mirror on my ceiling.....my face is a dream, carrying me swiftly away, away, away............(continues gazing)...and THIS is why taylor lautner could never replace me....(content sigh)

WHOA!! That really is the tallest statue of Edward Cullen i have ever seen! Wait that means it's me. It's made out of CHEESE! Oh crap, it's melting. Don't touch my hair don't touch my hair don't touch my hair.
Wow, i really did get my hair perfect today. It's just the way i like it. What did you say? How do i get it to look like this? It's an ancient vampire trick that i had to learn from my hair dresser. It's one of those if i tell you i'll have to kill you kind of things, sorry.
Hey i could have sworn i put my halo up there this morning. You didn't know i was an angel in a past life did you? I bet thats why those girls attacked me. At least my face is still perfect. HAHA seriously it does look good doesn't it.
OH MY FLIPPIN' GOODNESS GRACIOUS! I just saw spiderman and superman fighting in space. You didn't know i had such good vision did you? Well i do. I'm just amazing aren't i??!
I've spent a lot of time looking up today. There's a banana in the sky!!! I swear there was. It winked at me!! MAN TODAY IS COOL!!!!!
(all of this is spoken in his beautiful, smooth, heart-melting english accent)

Caption... Hairdresser!! I think my hairdo needs more height!

I have no comment......
my brain doesn't function properly when I look at this man!!

**continues to stare at pic**

uh-oh... another fangirl about to attack me from above

uhh?

what was that!

Caption: "Is that a bird? A plane? No, i think it's harry potter on his firebolt! What's he doing in New York?"

caption: God why did you make me so GORGEOUS look at all the woman that are trying to strangle me in NY city

Caption: YESSS!!!!! I FINALLY GOT MY HAIR THE WAY I WANT IT!!!!!!!!! :D

'ok, god, i think the paps have gone now! damn - is that a fan girlie flying?'
damn
i love him :-)

Well Bella i didn't know you could do that!

CAPTION:"WTF? Those crazy fan girls have climbed the Empire State building for ME!!

sings 'so why'd ya wanna go and put stars in my eyez...god, i'm a piece of art!'

CAPTION: are my eyebrows really that BIG?!?

damn that pigeon is gonna crap on my perfect hair

"Did My Hair Go Flat???"

CAPTION!
"ah..security..do I REALLY have to go greet all those Bella-wannabes? Don't they realize I am Rob, not Edward. Ladies...repeat after me...ROB..NOT....EDWARD.....""

oh crap that pigeon is gonna crap in my perfect hair

I didn't know that playing a vampire would piss off the vampire Gods!!!!

rob:"Hey dude is my hair ok?"
some other dude:"Yeah"
rob:"Ok good i wanna look sexy for kristen when she see's me."

CAPTION: "Am I sparkling yet?"

Rob: See I can look like a normal person....What, my eyes are a little wide?....And my hairs too sexy looking?......Well, how can I look normal then?....What I can't look normal, well screw it all to hell then.

CAPTION: "There's a fairy on my head.....doing the can-can........in a pretty pink tu-tu......wwwooooowwww!"

Hmmm... I wounder if i can jump to the moon and get away from these crazzyy teenaged girls?!?!?!?!?!

Caption: "Uh duh of course I want whipping cream on my frappuccino. Sheesh."

"Please god, don't let any of those crazy catapulting fans land on me. I'm too pretty to be smooshed."

"THERE IS A JEEBUS!"

HOLY CRAP! WHAT IS THAT? A VAMPIRE? A WEREWOLF? AN AMAZONIAN? Oh, no. It's just a bird.