Caption from the gutter:

Rob looking up:"Before I go any further...I just want to make sure you're ok with this?"

Spunkie looking down: "yes, honey...I'm fine with it...go ahead"

**UNICORN, UNICORN, UNICORN**

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

ROB: *pulls out ring* Kristen? I promise to love you forever---every single day of forever. Will you marry me?
KRISTEN:Did you just ask me to marry you using the same words from the Eclipse script?
ROB: *still on knee looks up at Kristen with a guilty expression* Did it work?

"oh my snaps i saw a sparkling vampire"
some bi-stander: "sure u did rob, its going to be ok"

Caption: Rob: kristen is it really necessaryto jump out a window to escape the paparazzi?
Kristen: uhm yes rob it really is! I could use a little help here! They're coming in the door! Hurry Rob! Oh OW! (kristen falls out window) nevermind I've got it covered!

Rob Pattinson Looks Up at the NYC Skyscrapers

Rob: Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I asked Kristen on another date? Maybe she might actually say yes. I can see us together now... *smiles* I mean, I sparkle, and I am a sexy vampire. Who is Micheal anyway! The millionth time's the charm! :) Hey Kristin! Wait up! WAIT! I LOVE YOU! Man, you sure run fast! *Chases after her*

well that won't be the first time he proposed to her, at least this time would be more convincing.

LMFAO thats so cute.
if she says no to that. SHE MUST BE CRAZY!
*hyperventilates*

congrats i guess you won, they removed our comments and i don't even know what i said., i don't think i was wrong thou. oh well, enjoy your gift

oh thanks! i don't know why they took off out comments... i just looked at my email cuz they send me whenever someone replies and its really annoying cuz i'll have like 10 replies but anywhay you said something along the lines of us hoping kristen would enjoy rob saying that cuz he's more like edward now. i dunno why it's gone

that is weird, but if that annoyed you you can't take that out, you know and in that case you won't know who replied to you.

like...groovy locks crusin' out my melon...like.....

Caption summary: "And so I was like DUH of COURSE Santa visits vampires"

2)"That kite looks exactly like a rabid marmoset"

3)"Pssshtt...math. Who needs MATH? I'm friggin famous"

4)Renesmee: "Daddy how do slugs mate?"
Ed:"I, uh......I can't answer without throwing up in my mouth"

5)"Where will YOU be when your diarrhea comes back?
ROB: "gotta make it gotta make it" *pinches cheeks* "Please God help me make it"

YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!! *hi five*
Also, I have to tell you my little girl's middle name is Abigail.
Congrats!

oh thanks! *high five back* I'm so excited i won!
That's so cute her middle name is Abigail. I don't normally go by that i just go with abby but when people do use my full name it generally is slapped together with my middle name june hence Abigail June =]

Thanks again!!!!

Congrats! You're the winner! I'll email you to claim your prize. Woo-hoo!

Caption: I think I can...no...wait...maybe...Yes! I can see my hair!!"

Rob: No really i just woke up this moring and this is what my hair looked like.

Oh no the sky is falling Wait....... Nope just my hair (tousles hair)

"yup there goes my life "
*looking up at a billboard of Him and taylor as edward and jacob shirtless*

LMAO :D

Rob : Uh-Oh, I think I left Bella up a tree!

CAPTION: "Another movie that insists upon me having more sculpted eyebrows!!"

LMAO! thats hilarious! did you read the caption that kellanismyedward wrote!?!? its soooo funny hahahaha

dios mios! as much as we all like to joke about wat we want to do the rob, i would like to think that none of us would ACTUALLY do this (w/o his permission of course)....
http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_at...

Caption "God, Why did you make me so desirable?"

caption: woah what is that up in the sky? no omg its a blimp with my name on it!

AHAAHHA...i like this one too....not very edwardly to leave bella up in the tree.. aww *signs* dorkward..lmaooo

Caption:" Jacob did what to Bella?!

CAPTION: "It's a bird, it's a plane, oh no wait.. it's just the papz flying overhead to try and get more shots."

Rob looking up: "ummmm is it just me or do i see Obama trying to get a picture of me up there for his kids?"
Obama: "ROBERT THOMAS PATTINSON, I'm here to say that you are sentenced to marry my daughter or will be punished and will have to move back to London"
hahahah :D

Take the option to move back to London! The Obama's.... yuck, I will go with him!

racist

Being rude to people who don't like Obama, because he's black is racist.

wow just because ppl dont like obama, doesn't mean they dont like him cuz he's black. there are a lot of reasons not to like obama and for me, its not because he's black so stop jumping to conclusions

I'm not a fan of Obama. I guess that makes me a racist too then?

Rob: Who is that amazingly sexy person on that billboard? Oh, It's me!

caption: Man..I should have used the hair gel cameron diaz used in there' something about mary

"Damn, I hope that crazy BI#@! didn't mess up my hair!" (Referring to the fan that tackled him on the street...LOL)

"Uh, mam? You dropped your skir- OH! I mean, um.... uh.... Phone! thats what i meant to say..."

This was me... sorry guys if its confusing... i subscribed afterwards...

Caption: "What are does black dots up in the sky?.
Oh oh...incoming fans with parachutes!!!!
dam they all want to be part of the spidermonkey club!.
Thanks a lot Catherine"

caption: "i have noticed that clouds look so fluffy"

OH NO, PIGEONS!!

*Oh My Gawd! I can toatlly see my eyebrows!!*

The moment we ALL knew would happen... God asking Robert to become one of his angels!

well my caption is...

is that kristen sterwart up there?!?!?!?

def. unicorn, pleaseeeeeeeee ROB we want some unicorns!

i love your comments guys, and i usually understand your "codes"
but whats with the unicorn?
:S

It's an "action" that is mentioned in a fan fic story we all have read.

Oh God there gonna have to pluck my eyebrows again.....grrr

I just finnish reading it like an hour ago...
Please tell me she is going to do chapter 50.
Someone... any one!!!
I was not what I expected. not by a long shot.
It was sooooooooo much better!!!
And Please can some one tell me that their hands could'nt stop trembling either as they read from the middle to the very end of the fanfic, or am I just that weak???
And my god... was I the only one to put down the book... (cuz I printed the damn thing) at the part when he said mommy?
Resumed it the next day.
I wont go into details cuz of who hasn't read it yet but let me just say this..... It is not what you'd think it is.
But I loved it as much as Twilight. Equally. or maybe more and thats a mouth full.
Nic Nix was right... I will never be the same...WOW.
thanx Nix

We all have our fingers crossed for a chapter 50!!!!!!!

Yes it was VERY good...I read it in one weekend..non stop and that was a month ago.

Welcome to Bad A$$ Edward world!!!!

LOL

Bad Ass indeed but in the most sweetest bad ass way...

Never thought I'd love to hear some one swear so much

Im in love<3

LOL

Me either!!

It has to be in the story now or it won't sound right!

LOL

LMAO

Did your mouth get a bit filthier last few days then?? or did you reign it in :) lol

Could you please email me a link to the fanfic story that everyone is talking about? I am over 18. Thanks!

What's your email?

can you send me the link too?

Link please :)

its puppyjax21@yahoo.com

I am 18.
can you send me the link as well?
my email is dabum_91@hotmail.com
THANKS!

Can you send me the link too please?
snorlax210@hotmail.com

Thanks!!

can you send me the link too?
my email is poomankiki@aol.com
thanks!

Can I please please please get this link?!? caressad12@yahoo.com Thanks a billion! My curiosity is killlllling me.

Sorry to ask..could I have the link? OVer 18? Yeah--by 24. Thanks! email is carlyd96@hotmail.com

Ooh ooh me too please. amethyst-rayne@hotmail.com

well, one more .. :D
link pleaseeeeee
ralie_rosalie@twilighters.org
thanks, spunkie *hug* :)))

Can I have the link as well?
My email is twilighter_2005@yahoo.com

can you please send me the link?
Over 18. mookies_star9@hotmail.co.uk.
Thank you!

Could you send me the link too please?
kath_m9@hotmail.com
Thanks

Can you send me the link please!
Thanks
sofygurl_98@hotmail.com

Can you please share what the name is of the fan fic and where we can find it... I'm dying to read!!!!

yea no joke. really people share the info in the fan fic stuff.

Have to be over 18 to read it....

just checking...

Honestly I think it would make a great movie.
Um.. *ahem*clears throat
Well don’t know how they’d do some parts but I still think its worthy of it.

*raises hand*

I know how they can do it!!!!

Me me I'll do it LOL

Er.......will Rob play Edward *crosses fingers*

Sup!

LMAO

**grabs hoodie**

I wanna be Bella!!!

LMAO!!!

LOL

do it? so you wanna be the creative director :P

lol

you know we r just driving every one crazy that hasn't read it yet!

what book is it every one is talking about, it sounds good??? :)

Could i please also have the link hehe Im 19 yr old, dying to read!! jade.lesley@hotmail.com , thankyou thankyou !! :)

I WANNNA BE BELLA!!!!! LOL

Oh well

You can be Bella and still remain creative lol

**thinking**

ok...we'll switch off..like a stunt double!!

LOL

You take one unicorn scene and I'll take the other!!

Hooray :)

Ok...i don't even care if mine end up on the cutting room floor....

I'll just be warm up girl even LOL

*Runs in front of Nix jumping up and down*
NO I WANNA BE BELLA!!!
LOL

LOL

Clearly.....this can only end violently LMAO

Nah it's ok peeps....i'll just film it....watching will be enough....i hate cameras anyway :)

LMAO!!

OK..deal

Hmmmmm.... is it really that bad? (bad as in not appropriate).... i'll admit... i'm kinda turned off by "Twilight-pron", so if it's anything like that, please let me know so i don't read it.... (even tho i am 21 yrs old).... i'm just not into that stuff.

There are scenes with some adult content in them...

*puts on s*x education teachers glasses*

However...they are within the context of a loving relationship...and they are way way on in the book...

Probably best described as breaking dawn without the fade to black when thing heat up......

There endith my lecture LOL

Do you want it? if so it's nicnixs@hotmail.com

Oui oui!

daniellestewart89@hotmail.co.uk

...cant wait!!!

can you please send me the link also vegasambrca@aol.com thank you

Can you send it to me too please??? jlgordon5@hotmail.com Thanks in advance!!

can you send it to me also please?
thank you

can you send it to me please I am over 18 thank you. fletcherapril@sbcglobal.net

Could you please send me it??!
I am really excited to start reading it

send it to
stephculllen22@hotmail.com

I would like the link too please, jvierck@msn.com,

Hi could you please send me the link!
Thanks
its sofygurl_98@hotmail.com
Over 18

I WISH I was still 18, then i wouldn't feel like a predator thinking that Rob is so delicious. Please shoot the link or the info to rac5@mac.com ... great many thanks

Can I have the link?
I'm 19.
Ashlerose.marie@gmail.com

Could I please get the link to this fanfic story you are talking about? I am very curious! I'm 24, email is vandermolenk@yahoo.com
Thanks!

Hello :) LOL

Told ya....i told ya *skipping about*

*looks around nmm carefully*

*shrugs* Oh to hell with it...

*shouting at top of voice* I love it better than twilight so SUE me people :) LMAO

You are so lucky you dont live near me cuz I would be slobbering you right now with kisses
you r my new CYBER BFF
THANKYOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!
I could hug the sh*t out of you right now!
Um they are going to have to SUE us both!!!
you r my new

cyber Friend
haha
see I wrote it twice!!!
LMAO

LMAO :)

Yeah i love the crap out of that story....

WIll settle for a cyper hug then :) lol

*hugs ilm hard enough to crack a rib* LMAO

OK OK I can't stand it anymore!!! I WANT THE LINK TOOOOO!!!!!! meidchic@yahoo.com

I am too weak from all this temptation!! Thanks

Especially if it will get me in the gutter with Spunk

Can I have the link too please jadriant@yahoo.com I'm 23.

ok sent!
might I say that my email box is full of peoples email addy wanting this story.

I'm trying hard to get it to everybody.
thanks!!

can i get the story too? I am over 18, twenty seven actually. sarahechambers@verizon.net

i am pretty interested.. i am a vampire novelist myself. :)

oh, and if anyone would like to read my novel, it is already copy-writed so it can't be stolen, but it is a sort of a fan-fiction, but not of edward and bella. kind of a vampire with a renessmee type character.

please send me the link to im 18 and im dying to read it xoludyxo470@aol.com

im 19 please send it to meeeee ! ANBODY PLEASE
MY E-MAIL bannana-x3@hotmail.com
thnk youuuuu

Wow, I am so glad I looked at the comments here because I had just finished the story and your words are exactly what I would say...I said the same thing out loud, not what I had expected so much better. Sad, funny, beautifully written and I would also say the same I loved it as much as any of the Twilight sagas. It was absolutely amazing. I was confused why she never posted chapter 50 either after this long but still hopeful and hope she keeps writing I would buy any book she wrote!

i cannot wait for chapter 50.... hell i don't want it to end..i really like darward man..i have been reading so much fan fic that i havent had time to do anything...i havent even been on this site for three days...gosh i need to back away from the fan fics..lol

what book is it that every one is going on about ??? thats reaklly good?

Today she post on FB that the chapter 50 will be online before de Comic Con

can some one pleazzzzzzz send me the link jade.lesley@hotmail.com ,,,,, i want to read what everyone is talking about pleazzzz asap :)

what is this fan fic story everyone is talking about? can you send me the link to it?

jooliaaxgooliaax3@yahoo.com

ohhh i obviously havent got that far!
im reading the fanfic (assuming its the same one but obviously cant name names) but had to stop to revise :(
im sure it will all become clear when ive finished it
thanks
:)

The initials to the story are W.A.

yeah! thats the one!!
hahah i'll let you know when i finally understand your caption as its obviously pretty popular!!!
:)

OMG I read the entire thing this weekend!! I laughed and cried ... it was SOOO good ... you know if she is gonn keep going with it??

We are all waiting on chapter 50..she is supposed to keep going.

*fingers crossed*

*fingers, toes, arms, legs, eyes crossed*

shes stopped!!! she best carry on!

Please name of fan fic and location... I feel an all night read coming on

dude i want to read this :D

wait.. what is this fan fic youre talking about? can you send it to me? pleaseee

Can you give another hint? I want to read it but can't find WC. thanks

whats your email?

Are ya'll talking about WA

yup you will get there! then you will understand the whole UNICORN code :D

Can someone please share which fan fic ya'll are referring to and where I can read it, pretty please!!!!

yes i would like to know the same thing please.

send me an email to leydylaura@gmail.com ill forward you the link

Ok so where do I go to read this fan fic thing ?

yes where do i read this fan fic stuff?

i agree! i want to read this thing too

send me an email to leydylaura@gmail.com sorry i took long to answer i went out...

but i can also forward you other EXCITING fanfic lol

cant wait :)

Can you please send it to me too? My e-mail address is AlyssaTLW@yahoo.com

Thank you =D

hey could you e-mail me a link to the story you all are talking about i'm old enough i'm 23 my e-mail is lilrister1230@msn.com

sure will, give me a second. okay?

please send me the link too. i'll email you

sent

send me watever links: babbytiger1990@yahoo.com (yes that is spelled wrong on purpose:D)

sent

I just sent you an email asking if you can send me the link as well.... i've heard about this stuff for quite a while now, but never found it online (or the good one that everyones talking about anyway).

leydy you are my favorite nnm.org informer, thanks for that story i am still reading it but i am right in the unicorn chapter, now i understand everything. a question is bad a$$ edward w. a.or are they different stories?

aww, thanks here this is my fanfic link you can view all the stories ive read so far

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1926490/leydylaura

Would you send me a link too please. My e-mail is amanda_phillip3@yahoo.com

whats the link that every one is talking about??? could i please have it .

Can you send it to me..please????

karlanaisrivera@yahoo.com

link plz :P

Why cant you just tell us the story? :(

Caption: Yup. I definitely need to grow more hair up there.

After reading these comments, I started reading some of the fan stories people have recommended and I must say these are a bit sexual aren't they? hahaa Not sure if I can ever watch Twilight in the same way again :P

That's what i was afraid of.... sexual stuff.... i've looked at maybe 4 fanfics online and i stopped after the 4th one... it was way way too much for me...(and i'm 21 yrs old) ... i can't handle the stuff... i'm hoping that this "Unicorn Fanfic" is not too sexual.... i'd enjoy stories that extend on twilight and it's characters, but not sexually... you know?

It's a little randy, but if you only read one other fanfic it HAS to be WA. It's amazing, on par with the Twilight books. Schedule it for the weekend though, you'll be addicted.

The one I'm reading is filed under Twilight but the author might as well just change the names because the characters are hardly the same or anything. Bella and Rosalie best friends? Edward being an arsehole? I don't think so

oh really what story cuz i dont get it at all sorry

Can you give me a link or something?

only if you are over 18 and I need your email addy.

hey can i have the link as well.
i am over 18
chica_trevino2003@msn.com

may I have the link aswell please? im 23...
obleena500@hotmail.com

jamielea85@yahoo.com, way over 18, thanks!

I love WA, but I don't get why the link shouldn't be posted, only emailed? I'm guessing there's some kinda net protocol thing that I don't know. Has it got to do with the 18+ rating?

It's bcuz they are ppl on here that are under 18 and we want to try and keep them clean! LOL

Hey! Can I get the link? Way over 18! lol

clemtigers611@yahoo.com

HEYYY! Can i get the link PLEASE :)

I'm 19 :)

r_dhadli26@hotmail.com

Can yo u please send me link? I'm way over 18. 27 actually. Thanks email is lily89991@yahoo.com.

can u please tell me where to find this fan fic you are talking about. I would love to read it and find out what the unicorn is about. It sounds VERRRRRY interesting.

Caption: " O gosh, just look at my perfectly sculpted eyebrows. Don't they look yummie? "

caption - 'Huh? What? Woah, they dont make them that big in england...'

Spunkie, that's the best!!
I can't even think of one after that!

That was the first thing that popped in my head when I seen that pic!!

**peaks out from gutter**

to bright out here!!

**goes back to the gutter**

LOL

**chains Spunkie to the pipes in the gutter**

WTF woman?? quit popping your head out there, you might like it too much and leave me!!

**crying**..I don't wanna be by myself down here!!

**eye twitching**..you can never leave me!!!

LOL
;)

**pulls on chains**

**hugs Effing**

NO way in hale I will ever leave you in the gutter by yourself!!

I've got my own cubicle down here and I'm surrounded by friends and posters of the almighty Rob and I have 24/7 access to fan fic....

**crying**

OMG I love the gutter!!!!

*slaps Effing & Spunkie across the face with frozen fish*

SNAP OUT OF IT GIRLS!

*walks away shaking head*

Crying.. for crying out loud.... pshah!

**throws pocket Edward at back of flplmtree's head**

And WHERE are you going??

You better back away from that exit or you are gonna get tackled and chained up with Spunkie!!

LOL

"OW!"

That's gonna leave a mark.

Are you having an emotional day today? You're crying an awful lot I've noticed.

Well. if you must know...I am a little emotional..the fanfic I am readin is boring the hell out of me, but I HAVE to finish it to know how the hell it ends!!  ;)   LOL

I started reading one you sent me yesterday and I must say...
You have to read it!!! OMG!!
I would not stop for nothing.
It starts with the letter A..just look at the email you sent me.

Oh. Okay...I will check it out..Thanks! I am gonna need a good one after the snoozer I am reading now. LOL

Let me know if you can't find it...it's worth reading...I'll email it back to you..

Let's just say it involves 3 (some) characters!

OMG!!! I know which one you are talking about now!! I was going to start that one next.. now I cannot wait!! LOL

Well, at least that makes sense. You're excused. ;)

As you were.

You will need to change you underwear just reading the FIRST chapter...no freak'n lie!!

that story freak'n rocks and she's not done with it either..I added it to story alert.

I read the whole thing yesterday in 2 hours!

omg. THAT..... was.freakin.brilliant.

*golf claps for Spunkie*

I forsee no way anything could top that...... unless Effing is just determined to do so perhaps LOL

Fine!

**unlocks chains to release Spunkie**

but, if I see you popping your head out the top like a weasel again, I am gonna slap the smut out of you and take away your fanfic for a week!!!

LOL

**rubs wrists**

**hangs head in shame**

I will try not to peak my head out of the gutter again. I promise to be a good "gutter girl" from now on.

**stomps feet**
Don't threaten with the fan fic...I'll fight for that sh!t !!! LOL

**points at Spankie**
 
You just keep your pretty little Pattinson avatar down here where it belongs, and we won't have to "fight" about anything!!
 
LOL

LMAO!!! OMG...I just seen that I called you Spankie in that comment...HA!!

I was gonna edit it, but decided to leave it go...LOL

I noticed that but I thot it was cute so I let it be...

**thinks**

Wait...only Rob can call me "Spankie"
it's our little game..

LMAO!!!

**keeps pretty little Pattison avatar in the gutter with my girls**

*ran out of reply boxes*

I just finished the ABC's and now waiting on the next chapter.

It is good.

ahhh ihave a good little fanfic for ya full of lemonly goodness i promise

its called alphabet weekends its 20 chapters of pure bliss
its on fanfiction.net

*remembering the one on the dinning room table*sighs
*also the librarian one ummmmmmm*

LMAO! Thats was awesome! He def looks like hes coming out of the gutter!

bravo!

That is exactly what I thought when I saw the picture. I'm just to shy and embarrassed to comment on such a thing.
Way to go, that was AWEsome. :)

I feel you, haha! I`m waaaaaaay to shy to say those thing out loud!

I know, it's like I'm living with one foot in the gutter, I'm too scared to jump all the way in. haha :)

I couldn`t have said it better my self! =P
I guess we are still in the closet.. It will take som time before we dare to come out.. LOL

I don't know, I'm hanging on the edge. The pics of Rob with the straw...I'm done for

You can do it, just jump!
I wont hold you back!

do it! ;)

LOL, you can come too. I've heard good things from the gutter. :)

LOL!
You know you want to jump in.......

I don't know. I've heard once you go in, there's no coming back! haha

I just have to drag you up if it gets to tough!
I`ll keep watch out for you.. =) no worries!

OKay, okay...but don't forget about me.

cjean Ill hold your hand we can jump in together!

AWEsome, that's all I needed, just another gutter-girl to go with me. hehe

Let's go!!

Wait for me!!!

*grabs glow worm, snacks, beer and straw sticks*

Okay I'm ready!

Yes, 1 official day in the gutter. I just had to realize where I really belonged, lol

I just got one unicorn, I need more of course. Good that cjean is making more, we need loads.. LOL

And I got the song yes... I tried to smile as best as I could, thank you for the heads up. Glad to be in such great company =P

hey,,,that`s not a bad way to live.. I can do that =P

*looks around for another cookie*

dont worry, I wont forget. And If you really love it -come and get me!!

I think I already love it.
Jump, jump!!!
...c'mon, everybody's doing it. lol

Well thats what gutter buddies are for!

My diet pretty much consists of unicorn cookies and more unicorn cookies. I cant complain.

What the h*...I sort of in the gutter anyways, lol

*jumping down to cjean*

hey.. it`s a far way down!

*thud* Ouch! My butt!

Hey..Can I have a unicorn cookie too?

Yeahhh!! I'll let Spunkie give you the official welcome. hehe

and here
**gives away cookie**

They are quite delicious.

Hi Nina! First day "officially" in the gutter too?

Cjean is making another batch of unicorn cookies with sprinkles and icing!

Oh and if Spunkie starts singing the welcome song to you just smile and pretend her voice isnt hurting your ears. We dont want to make anyone angry on our first day!

**grabs Nina**

**hands her a cookie**

**starts singing**

Welcome to the gutter...we got what you need.....never mind...LOL

Ok...here's a glow stick..it gets dark down here but we prefer it that way.

Over here we have fan fic along with life size posters of Rob..

Over there we have 24/7 access to NMM.org

ok..I'll let you finish your tour..let me know if you have any questions!!

LOL

yay!

*takes cookie from cjean and start to nibble on it"

yummy! no one says no to a unicorn!! LOL

**crying**

No...no chapter 50 yet...
We are all still waiting and it's been since April!!

**stomps feet**

I'm emailing her a$$ and telling her to hurry up with chapter 50!!

LOL

jaypat sweet youre making the jump too!
"youve brought a snack" sorry had too!
mmm glow worms!
Yipee! The more to make the jump the better! Ive heard its a far way down

**taps RMG on the shoulder**

Uh...hmm.... Rob happens to think I have a beautiful voice..we are thinking about singing a duet here in the gutter!!

**crosses arms**
not now tho....I change my mind!!

LMAO!!!!

Oh you overheard that. I was just uh jealous yea thats it jealous over the fact that Rob would think to ask you and not me. I was just marveling about how your voice can be so painful..ly wonderful to listen to!

*grabs another unicorn cookie from cjean*

Here have a unicorn cookie!

lol

Yay! A glow stick! I`m going to need that. Thanks! *gives Spunkie a hug*

...and you have a *cough* lovely voice... =)

*looks around*

hmmm

where`s chapter 50, I thought you guys had it?? I want more unicorns! LOL

Okay, were waiting for ya Jaypat. And thanks for the beer, the more the merrier. :)

**jumps up and downs*

YAY...jaypat's in the gutter with us!!!!

hmm...thanks for the straws

**gets tapes**

**tapes straw to mouth of life size Rob cut out*

much better!!!!

LMAO!!!

**slides over to make room for cjean**

come on in....we don't bite and it's nice down here!!!

Once you fully join the "gutter girls"...you never wanna leave!

LMAO!!!

Okay, okay!!!
**slides into space next to Spunkie**
wow, it really is nice in here. The fanfic, the posters...LMAO

**hugs cjean**

See it's not so bad...

*hands cjean a glow stick*

Sometimes it gets dark down here...

Hey..you didn't bring any snacks with you did ya?

LMAO

**hugs Spunkie**
thanks for the glow stick

All I brought are some unicorn cookies, hope that's okay. ;)

*Takes hands off ears to shake Spunkie's hand and take unicorn cookie and glow stick*

Thanks for the eh warm welcome. Youre voice is eh lovely. Have you been taking lessons?

*innocently smiles at Spunkie*

Its much darker down here then I thought...

I love the feathers!
*Picks up feathers and throws them at cjean*

I wonder why there is lip gloss all over the walls. Maybe thats where more posters were

Hey!!
**Looking for something to throw back at RMG**

**Throws lip gloss tube at RMG**

you'll probably want this. lol

**shakes hand with RMG**

*starts singing*

Welcome to gutter...we got what you need...

*clears throat*

never mind..

**throw RMG a glow stick and a unicorn cookie**

ouch!
*rubs head*
I wasnt prepared for a lip gloss tube! At least I throw soft things at you! yeesh!

but thanks...It will come in handy!

Now can I have a unicorn cookie? Ive been waiting all day!

"I'm sorry, but I don't think I have any to spare"

Just joking, of course you can have one!!

**proceeds to give RMG a delicious unicorn cookie**
lol

Yes, I made it back on my own!!

**looks over shoulders for security that may have followed me back**

I'm clear!

LOL

**takes cookies**

yummy...unicorn...MY FAVORITE!!!!

Hi Spunkie!
*waves enthusiastically*
I believe last time we talked you were being chased down the beach for assaulting rob look a likes. Glad to see you back here in one piece

LOL

Happy to be of service...now move over, so I can get a closer look at the Rob poster. :)

WHAT!

*Grabs plate of unicorn cookies while she is distracted starring at shirtless rob and runs*

You better go make more! That was not a very nice joke cjean! hmph!

Okay, okay

ANd this time I'll make'em with sprinkles and icing.
;)

Oh cjean you know how to spoil us!

I just finished reading it last week. I would have gone mad if I had to wait as long as you guys have -hell I am going mad waiting now!

Send her that email! She needs to hurry up!

Jaypat, you changed you're avatar and now we're not twins. :(

But I like it, it's a nice view, angle.
Just a needs too be little lower, and he'll need to move his hands...hehe

I know, I'm sorry.
*hangs head down*
I kept getting our posts confused! Plus all the pictures with Rob's fingers made me want to change it. His fingers are driving me insane!!

LOL, I guess I still have "Estonian something" to be twins with. :)

And, my god, yes...his hands are amazing!

I dont need it....i dont need it....i dont need it

LMFAO!!!

That was friggin awesome!!

**still laughing**

You rock, Spunkie!!
**blows kisses**

**Smiles & catches kisses**

Yep - you know me and my mind!!!!

It was my first thot....what can I say????

LMAO!!!

You can't say anything more...that original post says it all..

**eyes tearing up**
i'm so proud...

LOL

Omg I had a gray face tell me she didnt get it!!!!

LMAO!!

That's probably a good thing!! The caption is rated M for MATURE!!!!

Uh Spunkie...you should get a spanking for that! For calling your Master honey! *shakes head*

I loved the caption! LOL

Sorry...it was a moment of weakness...
I can't function right with Rob on his knees in front of me!!!

LOL

Well, sometimes the grey-faces are not the brightest...LOL

Definately need a "parental warning" on that one, that is why i LOVED it! LOL

LMAO!!

I f*cking love that we talk about the "grey faces" like they are some kind of alien creature.... It's crackin' me UP.

they probably are aliens!!

**picturing grey faces with scales, acid for blood and 30 foot-long tentacles with 12 eyes**

LOL

LMAO!!

I think we could make a movie of it, call it the stepford avatars....

And they'll talk to us like this "Well hello effing, my senses tell me you have logged in too many times today, that is unexceptable"

LOL

I just snorted diet coke...thats not good!

ooooh, that's gotta hurt.

yep especially as I just had my septum fixed and I still have stitches!!

I don't know what else to call them?? LMAO

No namers that can't take the time to register, pick out a name and a pic?????

LOL

Registration is FREE people! Get with the program!

Good One Spunkie!!

Effing will be so proud of you!!!

= P

Thank you!! :-)

She has already blowed me kisses!!

I think I did her proud! LOL

LMAO :D

i dont get ittt? :/

helppp i wna get it! lol

ROFLMAOOOOOO

haha.. loved that one.

Now I want one =P LOL

Ummm.. Rob is looking up in this pic so
what is he looking at.
Well id say hes thinking
my caption
"Yes Im him, for the Last Time I am that Edward Cullen Guy, Oh wait Hi How are You Today??

look like you won this spunky.....Im still ROFL

I hope she wins...I am seriously loving that caption..but the one about santa claus was really random and made me laugh..but not has much as Spunkie's comment.. LOVE HER! LOL

**** BOWS DOWN TO SPUNKIE ***

By far, the best....I can't stop laffing...

**blushes**

Thank you!!

what in the bloody hale did they do to my hair this time?

hahaaa LOVE IT spunkie :)

hope u win!!!

good luck :D

lol!!! love the new avitar BTW!!!!

CAPTION:
"are you serious? those crazy women on NMM.org actually WANTED to be my red stirring straw??? hmm, i wonder what else i could put in my mouth to drive them crazy???"


....the answer to that question would be..me...

caption:
rob: "you really not gonna eat this??"
smb else (e.g. kstew): "nope, go ahead"
rob (happy): "ok, cool"
;)))
LMAO !!!!! :D

Caption: Oh yea Bellas blood!

OH MY GOSH, YOU GUYS SHOULD CHECK OUT THE PICTURES OF ROBERT GETTING MOBBED BY WOMEN (I MEAN LIKE MOBBED MOBBED) AT NEW YORK TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really need to stop drinking things when I go on nmm.org, I'm running out of paper towels :)

LMAO! Me too, I think I've managed to lose most of my cup of coffee so far, and it hurts coming out my nose too I can tell ya haha
So many creative ppl *round of applause to you all*.

Caption:

That bird better not do what I think it's gonna do. Thank god I've got these gorgeous locks insured!

Hey Rob! Look at that dead bird!
Rob: Where?!?

(btw i love rob and this is not making fun of him!)

I DONT NEED IT, I DONT NEED IT!!!
(looks up at the sunshine and checks for Volturi)
I NEED ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
haha sorry I cant get that vid outta my head rofl

CAPTION: "Uh, mam? You dropped your uh, skirt- OH! I mean umm.... uh.... PHONE! Thats's what I meant to say..."

Look at the size of THAT apple!!

l

please don't sparkle please don't sparkle

OMG....Spunkie...what's that smell coming from you guys in the gutter....


It smells like...

Smells like...

Sex and candy.

**looks around**

**sniffs the air**

yep...that's exactly what that smell is!!

Hey it's the gutter...what can I say!

LOL

Oh oh... Team Edward fans running towards me... very funny god!

Director: "Okay Rob this is the big love scene bewteen Edward and Bella. Now once Kristen gets really into it you're going to stop her."
Rob: "Oh Dear God help me now."

Nice Job Spunk!
*STANDING OVATION*
You have earned a permanent spot in the gutter!
LOL