now where is that gum i was chewing last night?

Caption 1 :

How the hell did the bloody crazies stick a note on me there?!

Caption 2 :
Bloody hell, a patch of hair is missing. Why did someone put the idea of DNA cloning into the fangirls heads?

CAPTION: Wonder if that bite from that lunatic fan is clearing up...

Don't know what she means. It's plenty big.

Slyyyyyyyy :D

Did anyone but me notice that he is also holding like a pen or somether metal thing in the same hand that he is holding the Coke? Or am i imagining things?

Yea, it is a pen. I actually used it in my caption, but it was so far down, I bet no one even read it. haha

Caption: Woh, that is so cool I spilt my coke and it made my leg sparkle in the sun.

Rob: "Oh man! If I get any tanner, I won't be pale enough in Eclipse! Maybe I should get out the sunscreen...."

Caption:
Havn't you heard? Coke is the new Windex! It'll fix anything!!

YES! My Big Fat Greek Wedding! Haha Gus.

Caption:

"Is this an I.L.M. sparkle mark?"
*sighs*
"Nope, just a mole. And here I was, thinking I was on Isle Esme."

Caption:
"So this is what it's like to sit on a beach, drinking a Coke and just relaxing. The extra security are worth every penny."

Caption: (looking down at Rob&Kristen 4ver tattoo) Man do I wish Kristen was here kissing me, It's not the same kissing Emili ,she is so BLONDE! Kristen is brunnette and i love her blood!Emili's blood tasted like BABY FORMULA! "that yucky stuff even for humans"
Fans: "did Rob just use the line from Breaking Dawn?"
Other fans:"yeah i think so!awww isn't him romantic!(starts to write "Rob I love how you use lines from the Twilight Saga it's so romantic! and then sticks in Rob's car window"

why is that guy in the back looking at me?
do i have something in my leg?

Ok I know I was wasted last night but who the hell tattooed ***Real Men Sparkle**** on my leg????

Wow I am still sparkling... When will this be over?

God I miss kristen... at least I have you COKE!! Ahh that vampire bite my leg!!

You practically copied what I said. That's not fair.

If I copied what you said it wasn't my intention. I apologize. I scanned through the entries at the moment, and didn't see what I had planned to put. Had I see something similar I would have thought of something else. Certainly wasn't my intention to copy like I said.

Eh, no big deal I guess. If it were a matter of winning or losing I might have been mad. Oh well.

If it were a matter of winning or losing I would give it to you. If I could edit it I would do that also and just have my second caption. Like I said though I didn't mean to. My stuff has been copied on here before too so I understand. :)

Indestructible skin my ass, these mosquitoes are eating me alive!

hee hee hee.... you said ass.....

CAPTION:
(coke commercial)
buy coke and you'll see rob pattinson trying to look at his crotch more often!
(girls everywhere start buying coke)

Kstew_luvr love your picture!!!i want it!!(LOL)

Caption 1:
rob's thoughts: Just keep looking at your inner thigh and the man in the background won't recognize you..

Caption 2:
okay, i swear i was bigger than this..
it must be cold
that's it, yes, it's the cold

Coke: 1 dollar Glasses: 12 dollars Hair Gel: 6 dollars Herpes From Kristen: Pricless

He is wearing Ray Ban sunglasses...most certainly not 12 dollars! lol

sorry typo

why is there lipstick on the side of my leg?!

Rob: Holy crap, I think I really am starting to glitter.

Caption: the photographers are burrowing through the sand to get to me now

Caption : "Darn Mosquitos!! They are such Blood Suckers!!!"

"OH..... MY..... GOD! WHEN DID I GET A TATTOO!!?!??!?!?"

you know what?
I think I actually like my knees better than my ankles.

CAPTION: "DAMN! My leg looks good but i can't bite it"

Camption : ''(To ant) Omg I know you are a humangirl Stay away from me I'm tired of you crazy fans. where are u thinking you are going ? hey stop ''

Caption; What?! a woodtick.!.. I thought I had gotten away from all the bloodsuckers.

CAPTION When Dr carlisle said I had crabs I thought something completely different

what the hell...
i knew jasper err jackson was trouble but seriously bitting me to get to bella err kristen... jeez now thats a new one...
will anyone tell him he isnt a darn vampire already!!!

Awesome, another week and my leg hairs will be long enough to braid..

Caption: What the hell?! Those make up artists need to stop bleaching my skin I'm starting to look like a bloody vampire!

Geez this thing hasnt been the same since that night I spent with Nikki Reed. I cant show it to Kristen like this!

Ughh is that swine flu!!!??!?!?? ohh no just some sand oops.

Wow, my shadow is shaped just like Switzerland....

Those bloody mosquitos.

CAPTION:


"Frack I'm either chaffing... or Paris Hilton walked by me"

Caption: This is what 104 years of virginity does to you...

Aw man, I really need to cut my toe nails.. "Anyone got a cliper"

Damn, the one part I did not want those fan girls getting a hold of.
lol

Caption: What the hell?! Those make up artists need to stop bleaching my skin i'm starting to look like a bloody vampire!

caption:

oh i got an ingrown hair..
good thing i have tweezer.. and coke

i love this one :)

I knew i shoulda used my double for that stunt. Now im small

l

I hope I didn't catch that from Kristen!!

This mole looks Kristen. And that one, and that one . . .

Thi one is good, but you gotta check out one further down by RedPawn3592 and cast your vote!

CAPTION: "Wow, I don't remember that ever being there...."

Ohh, damn them sand lice. I need to put some pants on before they get up any further. I's have a hell of a time explaining that one!

so im thinking how or what that mole is doing here or is that .... nope a mole

Caption: does my thighs look big in this shorts?

O.o I didn't know I sparkled down THERE.

Damn mosquitoes, I"m supposed to be the bloodsucker here!

Caption:
"Where's a Carlisle when you need one?!
I need him to fix this bruise the taxi cab gave me!
That's what I get for running in New York streets!
It's not like this in London!"
(redid this)

Damn those vampire bites, they itch...

Caption: Dam, it's time to shave my legs.

*removed by moderator*


**MOD** this is the 2nd time I have removed this comment. Post it again, and you'll be blocked

haha.
wonder what your comment was?! :O

LMAO... I love that one.... I'm speechless... haha!!

Eh... wasn't gonna give it a try but ehhh I'll just do it for fun =)

Caption: Hmm... it seems like I DO have sexier, firmer, paler legs than that Emilie... Hmm... nice to know! Now, what's that up there?? Uh oh!!!

Hmm...I wouldn't be a bit surprised if I get hit by a cab later today.

So thats what sand crabs look like!!

Absence makes the heart grows fonder!!! KRISTEN

Rob: Is that a pimple?! Vampires don't get pimples!

XD This is epic

<3 this caption

LOL

saucy ;) I like it!

nice.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!
Mutters to self:
*the Mods must've had a field day here!!*

LMAO!!

what will kristen say when she see the photos of me and emille... ouch, that will hurt.. :S

jeez!! what did all of u say!!!

maybe something about kris and rob, apparently you can't talk about that here.

this is commical! :P

Haha...that is perfect.

I was going to post something similar but you beat me to it. Well I really hope you win you got my vote!

CAPTION: "What does that say? (arrow & writing pointing up his leg toward his crotch) 'Use it or it will fall off.' DAMN IT EMMETT!"

omg!!!!

that is hilarious!!!
soooo something emmett would say/do
haha

HAHAHA!!! that is sooo hilarious :)

hokay...this is definitely my fave one.

Okay this is my favourtie..i can soo imaging him doing/saying this. haha i hope you win!!

hahahaha oh my gosh by far the best caption i have read yet!!!!!!

absolutely gut-busting!
i hope you win!!!!

good one.

LMAO!
this one is my favorite..
can't stop laughing.

LMAO!!!!

This is by far the best caption! I hope you win

That's freaking hilarious but so annoying because it's better than the one at the top, but it's all the way down here. *growl*

Maybe we should justs top voting for the first one so we could actually get a good caption game going here...

I know! Everyone keeps voting for the one on the top...its so annoying. :(

But, thanks for the support! I hope I win too! lol :)

The reason they're voting at the top is because that's the one they see first. Unfortunately yours is down here.

haha this is awsome i love it =)

lol I love it and Emmett would so do somthing like that! :-)

I really hope you win that so hilarious.

this is my favorite one i had to vote for this

lol love it such a emmett thing 2 say!

redpawn u rock lol !! love it!! emmett is one of my fav characters hee hee that would be so like him to do that! def hope u win!! goodluck

Too funny...Hope you win =)

CAPTION:

Bloody Hell. Someone's phone number is on my leg!

Caption: I think I just peed a little.

Thats my favorite thing to say lately. LOLOL I don't know why

YES! When I saw this picture it was the first thing that popped in my head. Great minds think alike! ;) LOL!

roflmao. XD you need to win, or at least get 1st runner up.

LOL! You are awesome! It would be cool to win, but knowing my silly little comment made people laugh is just as good if not better. :)

CAPTION: Just checking... yep, it's still there..! There is NO WAY those crazy fangirls are getting THAT hit by a taxi! Phew... :)

CAPTION: She promised me it wouldn't spread .. that the cream would work. Dammit.

i love yours :D

CAPTION: Damn you Jacob for kicking me! The Treaty is OVER!! You imprint on MY daughter so I think I can come to La Push now you know! Effin dogs.

LOL thanks! I just went w/ the first hing that came to mind! hahahaha

same as me but mine isnt that great but whatver i thought it was pretty funny :D

Hey! I like yours! I just "liked" it! hehehe

lol thank you :D

you are brilliant.
and naughty.
in a brilliant way.

(Robert reading) Kirsten... stewart.. was here....? WHoA!!! Where was I??!!

Caption: Taylor may be big,cute, and muscular...but I got something else thats big..

Ooops! Little Pattz is peeking out!
Wardrobe i need longer shorts, stat!

Caption: "Damn, I told her she had nothing to worry about, it's just a job."
Seen on the inside of Rob's thigh: Property of KSTEW---------->
TOUCH IT AND DIE EMILLE!!!!!

good one! Tell it to the older hag ..lol

i like your avatar, weeding

"OK,the coke is here. now.. where the mushroom ravioli?"

haha, good one!

TROGDOR!!!! LMAO!

"Uh oh is that Kristen's lipstick mark? I knew I should have showered today!"

(two rumors in one lol)

actually i baught a magazine today about rob and kris, and it says they are actually involved!! it also talks about how they are always texting and have hours long phone calls, and rob gave kris three months to choose between him and kris's boyfriend... :D

WHAT MAGAZINE WAS IT!!!!!!!" PLESAE DON'T SAY IT IS AMERICAN!

yeahhh it is, it is call OK! Weekly magazine...

I'd personally like to know how they find all these personal things out. What are they hacking into their cell phones. I mean come on this is getting rediculous!

me too, but they have quotes in the mag from rob and kris' friends that say all that stuff...

really?? omg i wanna read it lol.. Scan it to the computer and post it here lol

my scanner is broken but ill try to take a pic and post it instead...

CAPTION: "Well at least my Team Jacob Tattoo is healing nicely!"

LOLOL You're my favorite

lol thanx

(Thinking)- This glitter don't play!...I look Like i could hold a disco in my pants!

CAPTION: "La Push, baby. It's La Push."

Oh HELL yes! (WIN!!!)

Caption: "OMG I leave the CUTEST buttprints EVER! Look it's all perky and round and firm................."

Caption:
Sayy it!
Out loud!
Sayy it!
FLEES!

Caption: "I really hope that duct tape holds him there while I have these shorts on."

LOL...Nice!

"CAPTION: "What does that say? (arrow & writing pointing up his leg toward his crotch) 'Use it or it will fall off.' DAMN IT EMMETT!""

This was the first one that made me really laugh ;) Love it!

OK Your name made me remember my dream last night. Weirdest dream ever too.
There was a female playing the 'amazon woman' from breaking dawn (apparently we were actors in BD) that was ruthlessly flirting with my husband. I eventually beat her up, but it was THE weirdest dream.
I woke up and seriously wondered what the crap is wrong with me!? lol then I shared it with the world via internet..... sorry you had to hear it.

LOL, glad I could help you remember you dream ;) I would love to be one of the amazons in the 4th movie ;) I'm about 6'tall and i think i could totally pull it off!

Oh lucky! I always wanted to be 5'10", but never quite broke 5'7" lol
It would rock my socks to be one of the vamps for the final showdown. I say you should go for it!
And thanks for listening to the ramble of the dream.....lol

You've got be kidding me...there's a fan hiding in the sand!

Caption: Psss..Kristen? You okay down there?

wow! thats funny :D

LOLOLOL "like" I think this one could quite possibly be the best one ever

Caption 1: I think i'll make a REALLY hard pose so that them twilighters will NEVER be able to think of an awesome caption. Muhaha!

CAPTION:*drawing in the sand* K+R R+K *heart heart heart* R&K 4EVA I heart K

I knew he still loves her!
LOL

:) He's GOTTA!

"I should've been a pornstar."

CAPTION: Is that a hickey I see? How did it get down there?

CAPTION: damn it I spilled some Soda on my leg..... well no ones looking might as well lick it off. I hope people wont start thinking im giving myself a blo....no no they wont.

CAPTION : "Hey there little fella!You like sucking blood ,too?...What?Who sent you?Jake?And that mutt assured me he doesn't have fleas!What a mongrel!"

Oh man not again! . . . make up crew, my leg is sparkling i need some cover up on this!!!

caption: God thank you for my awesome hair even my legs look hot cover with it!!!

I tought only vampires suked blood.
stupid bug.. my blood dusent even taste good !

Salary for Remember Me... $2,000,000.00

Advertising for Coke... Free

Wishing I had applied that sunscreen a little better... Priceless

(Only because for everyone else, I remain Edward Cullen...)

I hope his salary is more for this role! After all he got $12 M for NM...LOL!

He got $12 M for new moon!???

Yep, that's what I heard...he and Kristen both got that each. Quite a pay raise huh?

WOW!! apparently KStew got $2M for the first one...

This will be like the Potter kids who's pay just goes up and up with each movie!

Yeah....
2 Million for Twilight....
12 million for New Moon...
hope it's not only 2 million for Remember Me...
What a pay cut....and for the hottest guy on the planet right now? It HAS to be more than that!

what does one need to do to get that kind of money in the regular world?
Ahhh poop My daughter just shoved a matchbox car into the VCR

he got that for new moon !!! wow thats nice !!

He should be a spokesperson for coke. They would make millions off of him

OMG I WOULD BUY COKE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
ALL HE WOULD HAVE TO DO IS TAKE A SIP AND I'D BE ALLLL SET!
LOL!!!!

Coke is disgusting.... Pepsi all the way :D

i REALLY cant taste the difference...i think one is fizzier than the
other.....
But the point is, Nasty or Not.....
That man advertises a Coca Cola commercial, and i buy myself a lifetime
supply XD
LOL

Haha two great things Rpatz and coke!

Caption: Whoops! Let's just tuck "that" away before the fan girls see it and faint...

CAPTION: WHAT THE HALE IS THAT !!!!

Caption:

Rob's inner thoughts: "hmmm what is that on my leg??!!"
*scratches the thing and watches it fall to the ground and dissappear*
Rob: " Ohhh bloddy hell, there goes my last sparkle.."

i LOVE this one!!
way too go team jacob girl :))
p.s. everyone should click the 'like' button!!!!!!!!

thanks twilighter11 ;)

Stupid bug!! Don't you know who I am??

Caption: Oh man Im getting horny..
Where are the Twilight fans when I need them?

"You put your elbow in, you put your elbow out, you put your elbow in and shake it all about..."

caption:

"OH CRAP I GOT SAND ON LITTLE ROB!''

hahahaha thats soooo funny!
im totaly choosing this onee :D

Where's the sparkle?!? Why am I not sparkling?!?!?!?!?

Caption:

Rob's thoughs: "Hmmmmmm what is this liquid dripping down my leg??
"Ohhh bullocks! lil robpatzzy snuck out again. Bloddy hell he peed on my leg!"
Rob: "I though i taught you to wait till we were at home or with a lady to come out lil robpatzzy?! Im soo dissapointed in you, but ohhh you do look mighty big today!!!"
*Rob looks up with a satisfied smile on his face*

CAPTION : Hmmm ... I am pale as a chicken ... I look so out of place on this sunny beach, wish Kristen was here, two pale persons are better than just one! That emilie girl is a typical sunny blonde girl, I don't think the kissing scene went very well, I bet I look like I was trying to get her off me instead of actually enjoying it! Damn, I am a professional, what the hell is wrong with me! I kept thinking and feeling that I am cheating on bella/ kristen .. the beach just reminds me of the upcoming twilight movie (breaking dawn) we are going to do straight after Eclipse, all this just made me lose interest in doing this scene today ... (day dreaming of kristen's pearly white skin .... )

lmaooo...i love yours too teamedward76...very edwardly i might add....ahahaha

hihi vampire vixen :) ty :)
*dreaming of breaking dawn movie already....*

hey..i m glad we are laughing again/...all love here.. do u read fanfic?...u should

i do read some fanfic ... will read more when i have time ...
no one tips me on the badass edward or more exciting fanfic...lol

OMG!! bad ass edward is soooo HOT!!!

Good Edward is nice and all but the bad one is just soo.....BAD :D

i so want to read it!! show me the badass edward! :P
is it possible to link it or must it be emailed? (aune@badtzmail.com) :) pretty pls :D

are you over 18 for starters...?

if so i can probably email you the link...but a not eof warning...make sure you start it on a weekend or else you will not get ANYTHING done...very very hard to stop reading!!

I swear someone keeps spamming my caption. Here it is again!


Caption:

Another note?!

Note: Dear rob, I absolutely, positively love love LOVE YOU! -- Love always and forever, Matt.

Rob: Now THAT'S a little bit saucy!

" I wonder if Kristen would mind if I got a tatoo of her face between my legs"

(staring between legs) "so THIS is what all those fangirls are after"

Caption: OME Im feeling a breeze! I knew I should have worn underwear! OPPS..I hope a Twilight fan didnt hear me... they are everywhere! Ill close my legs..
*double checks*
Ohh shoot! Where they go?

CAPTION: "Aw hell I got crabs at the beach."

CAPTION: "No, he's my little buddy. He comes with me everywhere. Say hi little bud....Buddy? Budyy!?" *buddy is being strangled by leg hair*

OMGI LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!!

Oh Man....that cab did leave a mark!!!

"Looks like neither of us are getting any tonight, pal..."

Ouch! What's that...a dart? Oh crap! The fangirls have drugged me! Where's securi.....zzzzz

Caption: "S**t who knew I had legs under those black jeans, I feel so soft and I sparkle"..... Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's maybelline!!

lmao

lmaooooooooooooooo..omg..i love it..u'r so funtastic Kim1524; and u'r also fantastic..lol..i had to distinguised b/w the two so people didn't think i don't know how to spell fantastic..lmao...

LOL

Thanks *blushes*

I saw a maybelline advert on tv and I just had to use it! :D

you are welcome Kim

Caption: Aww man I knew I shouldnt of bitten Tyra Banks she said shell leave a mark too..*sight* and here it is...

hahaha...that interview was awesome! he must have REALLY liked Tyra cos shes the only person he would actually bite at request

"Why cant i sparkle like edward?"
"Just sparkle alreadyy dammit!"

Caption:
Rob thinking: "I wonder what i should eat for lunch? I wonder if kristens free.."

"Damn!, Jacob! Dog slobber on my leg again? What the hell where u thinking!

Caption: (After seen a few scratch marks on his leg) Oh, for crying out loud. Did that chick have to get so exited, it was only a kissing seen.

"Astonishing! That birthmark looks exactly like a bat!" -Chuckles to himself- "How ironic."

[relating to his comment at the MTV movie awards....]

"i think i just jizzed a little......"

Caption:
NO ONE CAN MULTITASK LIKE ME! I can smoke a cigarette, enjoy a nice&tasty Coca-Cola **wink wink**, check for herpies, model my new Ray-Ban 2140 Wayfarer Sunglasses(sold at your local Wal Mart!), AND get a tan on the beach while filming my new hit movie Remember Me, which will be hitting theaters near you on February 12, 2010 ;D

I wonder If I shaved off this small patch of hair what I could get for it on Ebay?

Damn! My first wrinkle....not bad for 108 years old...Happy birthday to me!

Caption from director: Umm... Mr. Pattinson, your diamonds are showing, can you please try tucking them away?

CAPTION: What the HELL even the bugs won't leave me alone!!

.

truly creative! :P

Caption 2:
I wonder what those loyal fans on NMM.org say about this pose. Right arm on knee, lean torso to the right, cock head, left hand to left knee... Good luck, HA!

CAPTION: Not only are they leaving crazy notes in my car door, they've also hidden them in the damn beach!

Caption: "I wonder how many Caption Contests there are going to be on this picture alone..."

Caption: Wow, it does sparkle!

Caption: "Wow... it really is true what they say... you do end up with sand in all the weirdest places...."

Caption: Is that a phone number? What does that say?

Call me. -The Taxi Driver

What the ****?! When did he get time to put that there?!

Damn!
There's even paparazi down there!

CAPTION: Im too sexxy for my shirt....
Hmmm I wonder if Im even SEXXYer without my shorts...Let me check..
Oh yes they will freak!

Caption:
"Hey buddy, are you all right there?
Now, stay down ok?
Emile is coming!"

CAPTION : Good thing this pair of shorts is long enough to cover that bitemark Kristen gave me before I left LA, it's still not disappearing ... chuckling slowly, my little vampire!

good one teamedward76

"I know my gumdrops are in here somewhere..."

Even though I live outside the U.S., I can still put my two cents in :)

Caption:
Aw, Kristen... How did she get all the way down there? I am the one who should be biting her... not the other way around!

CAPTION: *SMACK* Was that a flea? Just another reason I CAN'T stand that dog!

CAPTION:
"I swear to God--I fall asleep for 2 minutes and end up with a freakin' marriage proposal scrawled on my thigh?"

Caption #1: Ugh! I thought vampires were invincible! Then why does my knee hurt?! CARLISLE!!!

Caption #2: 'Team Jacob'?! EMMETT!!!!

pleeeeeasssee vote for this one! :]

Caption: I knew it was a mistake to get Kristen's name tattooed there. Where are my sparkles when I need them? No wait...let me brush some leg hair over it and no one will ever know.

Well, I'll be damned.... my legs don't sparkle.

Rob: when did this tatoo of "Jacob rules" get here??

That's hilarious. haha Nice one!

haa thanks :)

Caption: I wish Taylor would realize that it's called "acting" and that he's not really a wolf. I can't handle him biting me anymore off-set. This one's definitely going to leave a mark.

Rob:
People use sunscreen to block sunburn
Vampires, like me, use coke to block our sparkles from the sun!
Try some coke sparkle blocker today
P.S: you can also apply it where the sun DONT shine!

Caption: Hmm...doesn't look like a unicorn...maybe from a different angle......OH NOW I see it!

Caption: What were my lines again? I know I wrote them down here somewhere....

Camption : ''(To ant) Omg I know you are a humangirl Stay away from me I'm tired of you crazy fans. where are u thinking you are going ? hey stop ''

Is that a phone number? Snap, I'm just getting cooler every day!

kristen ... you can come out now no one's looking

Did something just bit me?

Did Renesmee bite me? I guess i have to tell her thats what Jacob is for!!

CAPTION: "I guess spray tanning is a good idea after all"

Thanks a lot Neutrogena, I definitely have some pasty-ass legs. Wow, I really have this vampire thing down. Too bad Edward never wears shorts...

CAPTION: "I wonder if they can CGI Kellan's legs into mine for this scene"

CAPTION: "gah, i TOLD those true blood vamps to leave me alone! we're not made the same way!"

you watch true blood???!! awesome! me 2.

Caption: "I can't believe that frizz b*tch psycho bit my thigh.... I wonder if I should go get a rabies shot?"

damn how did her lipstick get down there....oh wait i remember how!

Rob: Ah, a little longer and I will be able to tousle this hair beautifully!

CAPTION : Damn it....I told Bella not to bite me there anymore........then again, it was well worth it. < evil grin >

CAPTION:Oh my god, Kristen!!! I told you that we're not together. Why do you keep spying on me?!

CAPTION:
Damn. I still have one of those sparkle dots left from the Volterra scene. It won't come off!!

ROB: Crap, Bella's bite mark is still there from the other night!


hahaha =]

Hmm...a bald spot...

Caption: aww man i forgot to shave again

"Is that a bite mark on my leg? I faintly remember that James bit Bella and not me...."

"Poison Ivyy!! Ahhh"

Well I signed my leg...I wander how much this will go for on ebay?

CAPTION: 2 months later...and I'm STILL finding FEATHERS!!!

Caption:
*rob looking at inner thigh* "I swear when the plucked my eyebrows, the fallen hairs went on my leg!"

Damn t.v. really does make things look bigger.

"You want a sip of coke, bro?" (To Ray, the conjoined twin hanging from his inner thigh)

Rob fans say: "My...what nice legs you have!"
Rob says: "Better to tease you with my dear fans!"

CAPTION : "Darn Mosquitos!! They are such BloodSuckers!!"

Caption: I have a MOLE?!

Rob: Hey you, go back down. It's ok...She's not Bella.

Oh Bloody hell-that girl actually bit me!

"Oh would you look at that!!!!!!!!"

ok thats an odd place for a hicky!!!

Thank God! after getting clipped by that cab I had to make sure it was still there!

Caption: What is this? (Looks down at a bite mark) Oh yeah Kristen bit me before I left LA. Chuckles slowly, my little vampire then smiles

Well, since Bella's a newborn, I suppose I'LL be the one with all the mystery bruises now... ; )

"Darn ,those sand crabs are sneaky little critters!"

CAPTION: 'is that a fanpire bite?!'

CAPTION:
NO ONE CAN MULTITASK LIKE I CAN! I can smoke a cigarette, enjoy a nice&tasty Coca-Cola **wink wink**, check myself for herpes, model my Ray-Ban 2140 Wayfarer Sunglasses(sold at your local Wal-Mart...where the prices are low...always), AND get a tan while filming my new hit movie Remember Me starring: Me, Emilie de Ravin, and directed by Allen Coulter and coming to theaters near you on February 12th, 2009 ;D

Dang... will fans never leave me alone??!!! How did you get down there?

oh! bella bit me there again

Can of Coke...99 cents
Trip to the beach...$20
Being the one to walk a cold one over to Rob....PRICELESS

Rob: Good, My balls are still there after that crazy incident with the taxi.

Oh crap... Emille bites me. How can I explain this to Kristen? Damn it!

Now where is that can opener?...Well i guess i can use this...

caption..
bloody hell, shorts!! do they know how pale i am?? ..

" OH CRAP I GOT SAND ON MY WEINER!"

Caption: " Oh bloody hell charlie bit me again."

Uhhhgggg! The lady from the movie set put the stuff that makes me sparkle up there too?!?!

caption....rob looks down his pants and says, *Sparky no sparkling!*

My legs are soooo soft.

Caption: "Bloody hell! How pissed was I when I got this tattoo?"


On a side note.....un caption related.....what is that in his hand? Not the Coke, but the grey stick. Is that a pen? Smoke stick? Grey ciggie??

I believe it's a pen...it was easier to tell in some of the other pics.

Caption 2: God dammit! I have hairy legs. Oh wait! Sparkles!!!

CAPTION: "Hmm...maybe I shouldn't have held this Coke between my legs. The cold stung and now my leg is all red! Oh well, I'll lie and say Nikki hit me...yep! Sounds like something she might do..."

Like it??? I love it! It's awesome. VOTE FOR ME!

Caption:
"Damn i knew i shouldnt have hung out with taylor..Stupidd dog! Now i flee bites!"

Damn Kristen, I thought I was the one who was the bitter. Thats the last time we role play, and you being on top.

CAPTION:"*sigh.* I hate making out with this damn blonde."

I wish!!!

Is it?
No.....
Hmmmmmmmm....
Oh Crap...
Makeup!!!!
I'm sparkling again...

CAPTION: I just keep getting the feeling that something is crawling on me. Maybe that's why no one else is sitting in the TALL GRASS!

Oh no. Is that a crab?!

Rob: Do i need to shave my legs?

CAPTION: Auchh...I think Kristen bite me...!!!What a night!!!

"Where are the damned crazy fans now when I need them?"

If I didn't know any better I swear Emilie bit me

Rob: Damn! Why am I not sparkling?!?! I wanted to show Emille that I really am a vampire!!!

CAPTION CONTEST : Am I really a man? Let me check.

Now I fully understand the saying 'chicken Legs'.

Seriously, you guys need to wait to vote! You should definitely click on newest first and then read the captions. I really liked the 'little bit saucy' caption. Priceless.


And Rob even said that's a little bit saucy on the commentary.

Caption: Why am I missing a patch of hair?........Ughh.......Thats the last time I"m going to sleep before Kristen.

great, i got sand in my pants again...hmm why is there choclate in there?

Talking about Mosquitoes “Damn Bloodsuckers!!!”

"I feel like going for a swim...you better hold your breath, spider monkey." (spoken to Ray, the conjoined twin on his thigh)

"I wonder if they're going to make me shave my pubes for Breaking Dawn, as I'm sure it'll be R-rated".

"OH NO! now the mosqitos loves me too.."

Caption:

*Rob thinking to himself* I can't believe it! Even my own bodyguard wants a piece of me. He bit me, and I can't even do anything about it.....

*Bodyguard thinking* Wow, those fangirls are right! He DOES taste good!

An exotic creature crawling on my leg.

What kind of bug is crawling on my leg?

Fans... why did I have to be good looking...

or

fans... why can't I walk down a street like a nobody anymore...

I didn't know I sparkled there...

Caption # 1: I guess it does pay to be the hottest vampire in the world...I get more free cokes then bella would in a life time!!

CAption # 2 : Why the heck am i sparkleing there?!

Caption# 3: Eclipse hasn't even started yet and im already starting to sparkle!


Srry so many good ones come to mind!!

CAPTION: "You bit... me?"

Caption:

"I wonder if EVERY part of me sparkles..."

Huh, more feathers....

caption "Damnit I spilled coke on my pants it looks like I peed and these ants are crawling up my leg! Arrgh"

Caption: UGH! My legs are so white I really am starting to look like a vampire!

even the bugs are harrassing me! I just can't get any peace.

Well I'll be damned, my legs don't sparkle!

where did the sparkle go

OMG! Which way did that sand flea jump?!!!

I hope I didn't catch that from Kristen!!

caption: so thIS is how u get crabs

Is this what a sand flea looks like?

CAPTION: "So this is the way down to the gutter? Hmmm... you guys want some company down there?"

Caption 2: "...so thats what a bedazzler is for..."

"what is that? is that...is that a sparkle,why in the world do i have a sparkle!"

Caption: Damn....I told that chick not to wax that far down!!!

"I knew I couldn't be away from Kristen too long! Look, now I'm breaking out!! And on my inner thigh no-less!!!"

"Oh, great.. Another tattoo.. I was wondering what she was talking about last night.."

don't worry, only two more movies until the honey moon night

Mmm I really like my new unicorn tatoo...

Oh my God!!!!!Why is my skin so itchy...Isn't that a flea?!!I knew I shouldn't have kissed that woman...what was her name....oh yes..Emilie

Umm, It's sunny... WHERE'S THE DAMN SPARKLES??? Special Effects!

Bella was here a minute ago! Now she is leaving me hanging! Man, she is so fast now!!

CAPTION: "I think that if i concentrate really hard by looking at my legs, my next kissing scene with Emilie will be more realistic... "

Caption: Mabe I'll find some bruises so I can sue that frizzy-haired b*tch.

i got to tell Kristen we cant do anything now that found crabs

Caption 4: D'you think this coke'll work the same way shaving cream does?

Caption 3: If my legs get any paler i won't need make up to play Edward Cullen

Robs Thinking: Mmm maybe I should start shaving, don't wanna get too hairy. I mean, I'm not a werewolf.

CAPTION: "They're gonna have to use A LOT of makeup on me for Eclipse with this tan..."

CAPTION: "God! First the fans want me to bite them and now they are biting me!"

"What the heck is that? lets see, i was at a bar last night....a nice girl bought me a drink...hmm i can't seem to remember what happened from there....but now i have a phone number tattooed on my leg!"

CAPTION: Crazy twilight fans think I'm actually Edward **laughs**. Whats that? **gasps** I'm sparkling, dammit! I blame the frizzy haired girl! Ive been tainted by her touch.

Lol, that was totally random. I'm so bad at this but i figured no harm in trying :).

haha, you made me laugh! Thanks! I like your comment ;)

caption:holy crap !how did those girls get at note on my leg

note: i love you rob and your hairy legs

rob: i swear New York is a deadly place and these notes are everywhere!!!

Ooh god!
What is THAT and
why is that down THERE?
Ugh.
Thanks, Kristen.
=P

wow I have some sexy legs right here

Why do I feel such a big itch on my leg... let me check this out and scratch it

CAPTION:Is that a bite mark? Carlisle! Did you bite me again??
*im Danielle <3 i just wasnt logged in*

CAPTION: Wow...first I had Kristen's eyebrows when I was Edward, and now these shorts make my legs look like hers. Great.

CAPTION: "O bloody hell i thought i felt something on my leg! They glued the bloody note to my leg!" Dammit This hurts! just don't show the pain." He rips it off the notices that his skin is no longer hairy in this spot! "I guess it wouldn't hurt to wax a little."

"OH CRAP I GOT SAND ON LITTLE ROB!''

CAPTION:

"Hmmm... I wonder how much my leg hair would go for on E-Bay"

Robert: Now lets see if i wrote everything that i have to do................ 1-Call Kristen!
2-Go see her tonight!
3-Try to get her to fall in love with me instead of that micheal kid!!

I know the contest is over just had to add mine anyway....

"Oh bloody hell....so thats what Emilie meant when she said she was going to give me crabs on the beach."

caption:

(in reference to the cigarette in his hands)

"So THAT"S what cancer looks like!.... fml"

thats a pen actually...tho he usually is holding a cig

caption" oh i have coke on my leg!would it be wrong to lick myself,yeah ill save it for later"


lol

"People seem to be going on about my hair...

They haven't seen what's down there yet!"

Hope no one noticed this is spiked coke.

I guess my head isn't the hairiest place on my body.

"Oh, a bug trying to get under my shorts...
Go on then buddy"
*bug comes out after a minute and Rob smacks it*
"There you go, now you can die happy!"

I can't believe some of these "most popular" comments people are voting for! There are way better ones!

ROB:where is the on and off switch button so i can sparkle

"Would my fans still love me if they knew about you Ray?" (conjoined twin hanging off of thigh)

Just checking to see if little rob is still there, yes he is.

And so the lion fell in love with the crab

or.....

what a sadistic lamb

Caption: "Great, another vampire bite. Maybe pouring some
coke on it will help the sting! Or...maybe I'll just smoke the pain away." :)

"When will those lunatic girls realize that biting me won't really turn me into a vampire?"

Hmm...Was that Emile I was with or Tess? Did that Alien from Roswell mindwarp me into doing something I would later regret? Did she pull some freaky alien crap on my body? Aww man!!!

Caption # 2 (;
I just shaved yesterday! at this rate i'll be a gorilla in a week!(:

Caption: "Man! where did my privacy and personal space go? I can't seem to find them anywhere these days."

coke cured me

wow i look just as good in here as do in my face wow gotta check myself out more often

"Astonishing! That birthmark does look like a bat!" -Chuckles- "How ironic."

CAPTION: Oh no! My sparkles have vanished?!

But the twilighters said only REAL men sparkle!

robs thought: so i wonder how long it will take the paparazzi to make something out of this pic....

awwwwwwww bloody hell i spilled my bloody coke (again)


cap 2 ::
*hmmmphhh!!* i surley do miss kristen for some stange reson this birth mark on my left thigh makes me think how far away she is i should call her later.................

Dude , Another Bite Mark?

sex on the beach

what in the world is that, ??
that blond thing left a mark on my leg....
lysol!!!!!

Bloodly hell jaspe! I told you to calm yourself,
you go it on me!

NO ONE CAN MULTITASK LIKE ME! I can smoke a cigarette, enjoy a nice&tasty Coca-Cola **wink wink**, check for herpes, model my new Ray-Ban 2140 Wayfarer Sunglasses(sold at your local Wal-Mart! where the prices are low...always!), AND get a nice tan on the beach while filming my new hit movie: Remember Me, which will be coming to theaters near you on February 12, 2010 ;D

Caption: "ZZZzzzz (yawn) I'd do anything (yawn) for just a little (yawn) nap.....(clunk)....zzzZZZZ."

CAPTION: Hmmmm...I am hairy indeed. I wonder if I wax or if I shave.

Caption: " Bloody Blood Suckers there Every Where!!!"

Maybe if I look like I'm really interested in this one leg hair, then the guy behind me will leave me alone... I can only hope. He looks serious.

caption-First i was digging for gold but now i see that gum from 2 weeks ago that i lost....

Coke: The choice of the vampire generation!

British accent "damn,Charlie bit me and it really hurt"

Drat, I really need to stop smoking - burned my beautiful leg with that ciggy.

Caption:
( Coke advertisment )
Ladies just love Robert, so why not by more coke and see him spread his legs more often.

Krisiten what did i tell you about surprising me with STD's! At least tell me before hand:-))))

"what in the world is that,is that...is that a bug on my leg!!!"

Caption: Man, my crotch sparkles are bright. Good thing I've got my shades on.

CAPTION: Scruff? Check. Ray-Bans? Check. Sparkling peen? Check. OK, time to start exploding ovaries all over the world!

CAPTION : Damn, go down go down, emilie is walking towards me .. I can't let her see or feel this ... she'll get the wrong idea! She has been hinting and flirting with me since the day we met, I just don't have the heart to tell it to her straight up, she's just not my type in the first place and I am bloody in love with Kristen. Kristen, my sweet angel, who just called me a moment ago, sighs, just thinking and talking to her, hearing her sweet sexy voice makes me go back to all the love making and time we shared together. I am getting all excited again!!! DOWN boy down!

... no comment

Then why bother to even write ::LOL
that took you at least some mins of your life...

CAPTION:
"THat's one sure thing a non-bloodsucker would suck !
[Talking to his..] Aren't you all cute and strong Renesme !"

My entry"
- "Crap, I have sand in my crotch."
- "Crap, why am I not sparkling? "
- "I shouldn't have worn shorts today."

oooo I didn't know that was down there??

LOL

Caption: Kristen, babe, You know I love you...but I just don't think I can tie THIS into a knot.

WTF?...Damn crotch crickets!

Caption : Damn, I thought I washed that hookers lipstick off!

Ouch, that taxi really nailed me yesterday! Where were my inhuman-car-stopping super powers when I needed them?!

Caption: You okay down there?

CAPTION: I wonder what kristen would think if i sparkled down here..hmmm.

WHOAH I'M ASHY!!!!!!! **sigh** i guess i need another trip to the gas station... only diesel can work on THESE legs......

Damn! Jasper bit me AGAIN! He just can't keep his hands off me!

Where'd my sparkle go?

DUDE! KRISTEN!!!!! Check this OUT! My leg is SHINNNYYYY

-looks down to see fan notes down there-
rob: how in the world are these fan girls putting them down THERE????
- reads one that is from someone names frank-
rob: I guess not all my fan girls....are girls

"Bloody hell! How'd THAT get there!"

caption:
Maybe when i look up all the crazy fangirls will have disappeared.

I Wondered Where my Golden Conact Had Gone...

:)

My boom boom pow isn't here, i must have left it at the hotel.

CAPTION: "and i jizzed in my pants... again"

Caption: "Oh My God... How the Hell did I get bagel crumbs THERE?!"

Hmm, well.. If I just move my leg a little bit, and then pull the hair away I might see what's down there..

CAPTION: "If I shove my mouth full of Coke AND dirt, will Orbitz STILL clean it up?"

CAPTION: *singing* "Oh I wish I were an oscar Mayer weiner...THat Is what I'd trully love to beeee for if I were an oscar Mayer Weinerrr I could cover myself in mustard and eat myself........dang Im tasty"

Hmm...I wonder who's thighs are thinner mine or kristen stewarts? Ugh im so fat! I need to stop drinking this soda and smoke more cigarettes!!

or
CAPTION: WOW! I never realized how long my leg hair was. I wonder what it would look like braided....

Holy $H!t that dude over there put a damn tracking
device on my leg. Wait...is...is that a group of girls?!

EDITED BY MODERATOR: PLEASE WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!

CAPTION:Damn it. I ALMOST got freakin' Sun burned trying to look like Jacob. Damn You Jacob Black.Damn You........

NO WAY!!!
They really used my caption idea?!?!?!?!?

**does happy dance**

am too happy to think of a caption!
and there is waaay too many grey faces here, gotta go....

i wash my legs in coke. because i'm worth it. oops, wrong product. erm, yeah wrong body part too.

CAPTION: "Oooo, whats *yawn* that. Ahhhhhh, stupid *yaaaawwwwnn* fans leaving their *yawn* phone numbers all over my body. *yawn* must stay awake to erase them. stay awake, stay awake, stay awake, stay awake, stay awake, STAY AWAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Caption:

Interesting, I'm a boy!

Someone got on mine,
this isn't my real comment.

Caption: Oh whats this? *Reads* Dear Rob, your so hot... can i have your number? If so Sign here Love your NO.1 Fan xxxxxxxxxx
P.S. Shave your legs dude, your playing a vampire for crying out loud!!!

Caption:
Rob: Hey littel ant u to wanna get in there.. Its been quiet a popular spot laetly.. :)
Ant: Dude vampires are not supposed to have hairy legs!!
Rob: Did u just talk to me... o_0

Caption: Damn! Another Note!

Note: I love you Rob! You're gorgeous! -- Love, Matt.

Rob: Now THAT'S a little bit saucy!

Oh C'mon! I'm sparkling there too???

Caption:
I wonder if my sparkles are permanent??? I think i'm getting my whole vampire? Edward Cullen thing down.
Pale??(check). Sparkles??(check).

ahaahaaha..i love it Danielle...

WTF i've been bitten
grrrr God damn james .... Again

CAPTION: "Oh no! Jacob was right, I do need to shave my legs as much as him. . .does this Coke come with a built in razor blade?

Caption: "Is this what you Americans call Sand Fleas?"

CAPTION: "Hmm...maybe I shouldn't have held this Coke between my legs. The cold stung and now my leg is all red! Oh well, I'll lie and say Nikki hit me...yep! Sounds like something she might do..."

Like it??? I love it! It's awesome. Like my comment plzz xD
*the first one of these i posted i wasn't logged in...*

CAPTION: Holy crap, what is that?! ... urghhh they jump on me, push me in front of cars, leave freaky letters on my car and now they're graffiting on my body.... AHHHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

Caption: Where the hell is the sparkle? MAKEUP CREW I'M NOT SPARKLING!!

Caption: That tickles Teeheehee

Bloody H*ll-is that a note buried in the sand?

WTF!?What the hell is that!?

"There, there leg. I know you've never been exposed in public but it's really going to be ok."

whoa... how did sand get down there??? I mean, i'm not even on the.... oh

Caption: I just drank a coke, and I jizz in my pants

lmaooooooooooooooooooooo..i am speechless on this one...

Is that a bug on my leg? ewwww!

Umm...I cant think of anything clean. ill just look at the picture.

haha same...i'll think of something anyway...lol

" Crap another mosquito bite "

Oh Great if I get to many More Freckles. I'll Never be able to Play Edward.

beauty is pain - and that sun screen is a killer!

CAPTION: i cant tell if thats sand on my leg or am i sparkling

i didnt mean to put the blood on me, now i'm gonna have to eat it!

"Why do the girls keep biting me?"

Damn it! I get hit by a cab and the rabid fan still bit me!

"Are you bloody kidding me a bug bite really, Edward Cullen doesn't get bug bites"

CAPTION:"BLOODY HELL! is that a scab...dammit im supposed to be immortal"

Man its cold out here!

First?

CAPTION: "Aw hell I got crabs at the beach."

CAPTION: "No, he's my little buddy. He comes with me everywhere. Say hi little bud....Buddy? Budyy!?" *buddy is being strangled by leg hair*

CAPTION:
How the heck did I get this mole on my leg? It wasn't there before! Maybe it was from drinking all of this soda...

CAPTION:
"I look good...I mean really good. HEY EVERYONE! COME AND SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!"

Congratulations!!!

Caption:
"Oh, I love how little Eddie looks when he sparkles...."

2nd!.. I wish I was on the beach right now!

lol

Is that a bite mark? Carlisle! Did you bite me again??

oh man! What is this now????

look at my toes,i dont believe it i asked for sunset sand and theyre given me sandy sunset(just for fun in uk)

Geez, I didn't think this beach had sand fleas.

"Stupid leeches! Bit me again!"

CAPTION: "Oops... another tick down. Do they not realize that I'm made of stone?"

Caption:
Edward Thinking: Bella needs to stop going around those damn wolves. Vampires arent the only ones who like to suck blood. Stupid Fleees!

WHAT??!? I thought I left all the sparkle in Vancouver!! wtf??

Caption: " I can't wait to get back to Forks. This sun and sand sucks. I wonder what Bella is doing?"

Rob: First they try to strangle me, then try to get me hit by a cab, and now they're biting me! I'm seriously gonna need to invest in more body guards if this keeps up....

Excuse me?!! Why am i not sparkling?? Can i get a makeup crew over hear please!

"Is that a tick? Hmm.."

What the.......hmm, I guess I smell good to mosquitos too!

Caption "Now how the hell did i get Bella pregnant if it feels like stone?"

..

Hmm... I knew that I should of gone with Pepsi not Coke. I wish Alice had seen this coming.

A Coke, my crooked smile...just missing my reason for existing, where is Bella?

Oh no! It can't be! My skin is turning cold... I must be turning into a vampire! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

LEG CRAP!!! I am sure my fans would stand in line to run it out

Crap, I knew I should have gotten that thigh master!

dammit!the make-up crew for "Twilight" said this glitter would come off in a few months!do they lie to me because im too beautiful!?hmph.

" Thank GOD it's still there. "

"Dont worry coke Im just admiring these toned thighs of myne, it'll only take a couple second more"

Damn bugs....ughh, I cannot wait to get back to Vancouver for Eclipse.

Caption: Damn I didn't think CGI wolves had fleas too!

Wait what i thought i did exercise i still have chicken legs

caption
Who's Becky?

CAPTION: "Oooh, shiny"

Caption: Is that a bug bite or an ingrown hair?

Caption: "Ballocks! I really need to quit smoking...I keep getting ash burns!"

Damn blood suckers!

Bloody Hell What just bit me!!!

Isle Esme better have less bugs and no damn jelly fish!

*says to guy in the background* "Hey, you got any leaves back there? I think I just took a crap...."

CAPTION: "Nice im sparklin.. wait its just the sand.. oh how i wish i was edward cullen for real so i can get away from my fans"

CAPTION: "oh man! that girl was crazy! I think she took some of my leg hair when she bit me thinking I was gonna get mad and taste her....Oo! That just made me hungry...."

CAPTION: "Poof !!!"

CAPTION: " I wonder how much I can sell it for on eBay !? "

Damn i have come sexy legs..

Kellan was right, Coke DOES help growing!

"Damn it, I told Tom not to bite me!!"

hmm i need a tan...Isle Esme here i come

bloody hell. we were shooting a movie. cant that girl get it through her head that it is not twilight and she cant bite me. huh. i need a band-aid.

CAPTION : Damn I am getting sand all over ... even in my underpants!

Caption: I spent two hours a day working out for the role of Edward Cullen and i STILL have chicken legs. Damn you taylor lautner for being all hot and muscley. DAMN YOU!

A Pimple? That is seriously disgusting.

Caption 1: "wow....uhhh...i wonder what the fans would think of this bedazzler..."

Hot damn! Carressing my leg is such a turnon...i think i was carved by angels..Mhmmmmm

Caption: I wish these chicks would get it into their twilight obsessed heads! I AM NOT REALLY A VAMPIRE AND THEY CANNOT BITE ME!!

Wow, I didn't know that my fang marks went in that deep. No wonder it shows up!

Caption: 'Oh, dude, am I actually starting to sparkle? *checks*'

Rob, the smoking and the stubble I can handle.
But I'm a Pepsi girl.
We're over.

Just checking to make sure my registration goes through....

CAPTION: "Man, Emilie! Look at this rash I got rolling around in the sand with you!"

********CAPTION*******ONE...TWO....YUP BOTH STILL THERE!

That skank Fox has given me a rash!

CAPTION:
Okay, what the hell? The salesman said this was strictly SPF 5,000. Do you WANT me to get even paler than I already am?!
How bout if I burn up? Bet those fan girls would LOVE that!


==
Yeah, random. ;)
And sorry, wasn't logged in before.

Oh, and here's another:

Caption: Wolves make me drool, vamps make me...Wait, vampires pee their pants? Come on!

Random again, but funny, ne?

Oh crap... now it looks like I peed my self. Great, stupid soda.

Damn it! Indies bit me...again. :)

what the hell is that doing there

CAPTION:
1.Rob (thinking): I can't remember whom I was with last nite, but I got hickie from that person. Damn you person!

2. Rob (thinking): Am I getting tanned? shoot! I can't. Vampires aren't tanned.

3. Rob (thinking): A mosquito bite? gosh! I thought i was the only one who could bite!

4. Is that a mole? gosh, now kristen won't recognize me if I die....

5. Damned fans! this is what happens when u chase me!

do u think if i pour my coke on this cig it will and light it i would make a new flavor

Caption: "Hum... I guess I just sparkle when shooting New Moon..."

caption:FRICK !! another love bite of a fan! how did it get there i dont remember that

Oh my God!!!!!Why is my skin so itchy...Isn't that a flea?!!I knew I shouldn't have kissed that woman...what was her name....oh yes..Emilie

Awe crap, I spilled my Coke all over myself... and my leg itches like you wouldn't believe!

Oh my God!!!!!Why is my skin so itchy...Isn't that a flea?!!I knew I shouldn't have kissed that woman...what was her name....oh yes..Emilie

Oh my God!!!!!Why is my skin so itchy...Isn't that a flea?!!I knew I shouldn't have kissed that woman...what was her name....oh yes..Emilie

CAPTION:: oopsie. i'm sparkling down here.
make up artist please. ;)

ahg, crabs!

CAPTION: Well if I put that there... and move this over here... then, OH THANK HEAVENS!! I thought I broke it!

CAPTION: I don't remember getting that bite mark.

look at Rob, checking out something on his inner thigh, oh what could be there? Hmm...

CAPTION (in a thought bubble):
"The girls used to ask ME to bite THEM."

Man, I need to get toned like that stupid mongrol!

Bella love, I really do wish you wouldn't bite down there.

Damn! The fan girls bit me again.

I told Bella the not to bite THAT hard, Damn venom left a mark!

"Those damn true blood vampires, biting on the thighs hurt!"

I was so thinking the same thing and posted it, and then looked up and saw yours :)

Those vampires from True Blood are right, the vein in the leg IS a good one to bite!

Dammit! I really wish I wouldn't have told Jacob to bite me! Now I have a bite mark AND fleas.

IT SPREAD HERE!!

Man, that's where the cab got me? Freaking crazy fans. Thanks alot.

Caption:
"Where's a Carlisle when you need one?!
I need him to fix this bruise the taxi cab gave me!
That's what I get for running in New York streets!
It's not like this in London!"

Caption: "Damn I got a sunburn...on that"

caption: " damn it! another bug bite. This is suppose to be a fun shoot day , on the beach with emilie doing our kissing scene. And instead it's hot, humid and i'm getting bite up by the bugs. this sucks."

Well now would you look at that - they were right about that thumb and finger measurement all along! Nice!

Damn it. Sparkle already!

rob: am i wearing any underwear on today?
crap

Arghh. I'm just not a real vampire. Damn acting, it makes things seem so real.

Caption: Dang it...did I forget to shave there?

I wonder if this sand counts as an exfoliant. No one can whine about me not being clean now!

"OH! I still have one small speck of sparkle at least. Maybe I can use it to dazzle Emilie"

Now, when the hell did I get a tattoo?

Rob: What's that? Is that a bug? He's cute. It looks like Kristen Stewart. I bet it kisses like her, too.

Caption: Damn ants always biting there!

Does anyone have a square you can spare?

My skinny legs are the best crazy fangirl repellant, I just knew it! Cheers for the best ammunition I just discovered!

Caption: Damn ants are always biting me there!

Caption: Does anyone have a square you can spare?

CAPTION:
Me: So what do I get if I win this contest?
Rob: *Reaches down between his legs*
Me: *THUD*
Rob: Wow! I was just gonna show her the NM Companion book I'm hiding between my legs!

Caption: I should really get up cuz I think the grass has been growing around me.

CAPTION: SAND FLEAS!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CAPTION: Not again!!!
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CAPTION: Oh!! *claps hands* I'm sparkling!!!!!

"Dang! Were is that bloody razor? I shaved yesterday, I wonder is that a flea bite, ohh Jacobs dead I told him don't come over unless he had his flea bath." :)

These #@%* mosquitoes are NOT vegetarians!

Talking to self "Not to shabby Rob =)"

Pasty? My legs aren't pasty. I am a Vampire God and everyone wants to be me.........or do me............but my legs are not pasty!

Maybe the Cullens should try the beach. I could get used to this.

Caption: Damn sand flies!

Caption: umm what does that say? "property of abby"(arrow pointing toward crotch )

"Dang! Were is my bloody razor, whoa whoa is that a flea bite? Uhhg I told Jacob not to come over unless he just took a flea bath."

I better get some ointment for that!

what the heck is that a bite mark did victoria come back for me after all?
that little b*tch

Huh. I wonder if I don't have this removed if people will stop chasing me into cabs...

yay i like caption contest they are so funny to read

I wonder if I don't have this removed if they'll stop chasing me...

Caption: You okay down there?

Caption: You okay down there?

Hmm... No one told me the sparkling was going to be itchy.

Caption: "Bloody hell, I have a tan line already...vampire de-sparkle lotion does not work against UV rays...so much for the great vacation!"

How the hell did that get there? Not only r the crazy girls writing messages on my car but now on my knee's aswell, oh bugger when will it ever end?"

"Oops... I think I missed a spot"

"Hmmm, my legs are quite white...
Maybe I should use some spray tan...

Oh, no.. maybe not.
Don't wanna be like Efron!"
Lol

Hmmm...I wonder if I should get this knee insured. I mean it the knee of 'the robert pattinson' and as limbs go it is down right sexy

Oh my...where did my sparkles go!?!!

WTF did these crazy fangirls do now. ohh great a bite mark.......

Hmm...I wouldn't be a bit surprised if I get hit by a cab later today

CAPTION: wow I guess I haven't shaved for a long time but there is no need to cause kristen and the fans still love me like this.

oh wow i really am that pale...wait was that just a sparkle?! what the ..........

"Well, there goes my last tan splotch. Look at this, I'm at the beach and my tan goes away!"

caption:

Am i really THAT white?

Oh those bloody sand fleas, they're almost as bad as the crazy fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My goodness is that another note?? How do they keep finding me... uh oh, that note is moving!!

caption: Did I get bit by a vampier or did I ust rely get into the sexy character of edward?

Caption: DAMMIT!!! I told her not to be so rough! That scratch Kristen left me the night after the MTV movie awards is still there!!! Dangit, I thought it would've gone away by now.

better not be what i think it is....nope just a little blood stain no problem

CAPTION:
"ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz"

CAPTION:"Seems i did get a bruise from that bloody cab...thats not very attractive"

Caption: Thats odd, I dont remember being bit by a vampire right there...

A coke & a smoke...just what a man needs afterward. Wait, is that???

captin 2: Man I should relly try not to make Taylor made again that kid cacn bite extremly hard thats the last time I make fun of his mom.

"Oh wow. I think Emilie just gave me a rash."

caption this:

Bulogs! that damm glitter is not rubbing off!

CAPTION: I think its time to shave my legs...

Caption:

I hope the penicillin clears that up before anyone else notices it.

capton:
Damn Taylor Can relly bite (thats the last time i make fun of his mom)

THAT CAB HITTING ME DID LEAVE A MARK!!

that cab really did leave a mark

caption: When did i get that? That's new...

Drat! I like playing vamps better...

"You okay down there, spider monkey?" (You can read this in any number of ways -- with or without innuendo!)

Caption: Damn ... i really need to get my legs shaved again.

LMAO! :D

well look at that! i AM sparkling!

I should quit smoking, I just burned myslef on the leg, again!

well look at that! i AM sparkling!!!

oh god emilie gave me a rash.... how in the hell am i going to explain that to kristen???

Im not a real vampire and Taylor Lautner is not a real werewolf so there was no need to go and bite me!

edward thinking: Damn Twilight and all those crotch chafing stunts I had to do! My scars STILL haven't healed!

CAPTION:
oh this is just great! nobody is going to beleive i spilled effing coke on my pants!!

(made a new one)

THESE MOSQUITOES ARE NOT VEGETARIANS!!!!!!!!!!!

Caption: "Sex on the beach. Two in one."


(the drink in the coke can, and of course... rob on the beach)

where did this rash come from...? should i call a doctor?

Caption: So tired...must sleep...is that what i think it is?

Caption: WOAH!!! What is that??!!

CAPTION: "DAAAAMN...YUP, IT'S DEFT TIME FOR MY MONTHLY WAXING, GOTTA CALL UP KRISTEN AND SET UP A DATE...

yep i knew it was a good idea to get the cullen crest tatooed down there!

*sniff* "wat...wat the hell is THAT????" *sniff* "Oh god...wat did i eat!?!"

Really, I have to pee on this cut on my leg? Coke won't disinfect it?

Caption:
**Rob thinking about what he said in a past interview**
When I hear all the screaming fans I feel such pressure... like I have to please them all in some way but I don't know what they all want. I hope I measure up to their expectations.
**Rob looks down**
What the hell am I worried about, lol... I measure up.

Caption: "Hey there buddy. How's it hangin'?"

>Sorry...that was bad I know, but I couldn't resist...lol<

"OOOO I know millions of girls right now want to be looking where I'm looking right now...Yaay I'm making them jealous"
*Snickering*

"Nope...no sparkles here..."

Caption: When did I get a tattoo of a unicorn on my leg?

i dont remember THAT carpet burn, hmppph.

This was a brilliant idea now i will never forget my lines I just hope all this hair doesn't make me sweat.

What the bloody hell is that little sucker?

Is that a pimple on my leg?

Wow. Emilie de Ravin bites hard. That actually hurt my sexy impenatrable legs

"oh my god! I can't believe she bloody scratched me there. How am I going to hide this from kristen?!?!"

"freaking jeezus...you'd think i could wear shorts for one day JUST ONE DAY without the screamers attacking me with stupid ninja star paper love notes. I can't believe I have a paper cut on my groin"

"If you can't beat the heat, snuggle with a vampire."

1.77245.....Where have I seen that before?

Caption: OMG!! Is that what i think it is? It is...POISON IVY!

CAPTION:
Rob : Cigar Coke. I think that will be a vamptastic new flavor for Coca Cola. I wonder what color of pee will it be when I drink Cigar Coke.

now where is that gum i was chewing last night..

.. I never thought I'd feel THIS human!

ROB: "Hmm. That feels nice."

Caption: Bloody hell! Damn fangirls took my testicles!

caption... "Crap!!! I told Emilie not to give me a hickey! I hope Kristen don't notice!"

CAPTION:
Hope no one notices my can of true blood, or these fang marks on my leg...

If any of these fans rush me, I am going to stab them with this pen!

Caption: I really wish that Jackson would realize that this is JUST a movie. I get a freaking paper cut, and he suddenly thinks it's okay to bite me. I mean, fangirls biting me are one thing, but now my own freaking cast. Can I ever get a break?

is that a mole????
oppps it kristen gum tee hee hee!

please vote for me!

Man I need to shave.

Caption: When I met Kristen at her house for our nightly role-play, I told her that she could be Edward this time. But I didn't think she'd go so far as to actually bite me.

*How am I supposed to relax with bodyguards staring at me again?*

Caption: I'm going to sit here and look at my prized possession while that paparazzi takes a picture, because I can't wait to see this picture put up as a caption contest on newmoonmovie.org. I wonder what the fans will come up with this time....

caption: where the heck did that come from..... well i guess victoria did come back for me after all.....

wow

I have a MOLE?!

Caption: These shorts are really cramping my Hardy Boys. It's no mystery.

For those of you lovely people who haven't seen the movie Out Cold... See it now! It is hilar!

CAPTION: Why did Kristen have to leave that way to obvious hickey right there

I'm not letting those True Blood freaks do bad things with me anymore!

"Stupid wet shave, it's really not permanent! Should have been waxing..."

Mayb if i look like im doin something they weill all go away

"F*ck! Kristen said that rash wasn't catching! I knew I never should have let her to that thing...on second thought, maybe she could do it again....."

"A wrinkle? I thought vampires didn't age!
Not too bad for someone whose been living for over a century, though.
I wonder if Carlisle has any..."

I just dazzled my knee. Now it can't move

caption:"oh my god I thought i sparkled in the sun, where has all my sparkle gone?"

Caption: "Hmm, maybe i should get done that thing Marilyn Manson got done so i can give myself Unicorns!"

"OH.... MY.... GOD.... WHEN DID I GET A TATTOO!?!?!??"

caption:

woahh.. what is..what is that.. is that.. a sparkle??!!!

Caption: (singing) Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.

"What's this? Dear Rob... I really need to step up my security!"

"Dang! I need to shave AGAIN! Whoa is that a flea bite, I told the werewolfs not to come over unless they had a flea bath."

Caption: DAMN! Kristin really left a mark this time.

Caption: EEWWW, Emilie is contagious!

Damn it....I knew that taxi would leave a mark!

caption: omg!!! i didnt know carlisle bit me there!!!!

Caption:

What is that?! Oh yeah...probably another fan-bite...

Caption: "What The Hell Is That On Me? A Fan Actually Bit Me There! How And When?"

Caption: "HA! Got Ya! Burrying yourself in the sand where I am sitting wont work... Crazy Fans."

Just checking to see if little rob is still there.....and he is, wow you've grown!

Caption: OMG! Where did THAT come from? My mum is not going to be happy.

Caption: is that blood? Oh. No, it's just the coke I spilled...I guess Bella's rubbing off on me...

"what?! Where?! My sparkles!! Where are they? They were here yesterday!!"

Damn, I guess Nair really doesn't work...

Rob: Wait, I thought vampires were invincible, why does my knee hurt??!!

Rob looks down and reads "Robfan1st was here" and smiles fondly to himself "she's good, she's really really good......."

What the heck bit me? Sitting in the sand isn't all it's cracked up to be.

What the heck bit me? Sitting in the sand isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Hey, where'd it go?

Damn Mesquitos!!! Filthy Bloodsuckers!!!!

is that a sparkle?

"Finally, I found something that isn't perfect about me!"

Caption:

"So now I see why Bella was attracted to me."

Cue song: I always feel like, somebody's watchin' me...

Robert: I wonder how many girls are keeping count of my freckles? Well, here's another to add to the list...

Funny, I don't remember Bella biting me there last night

"Hmm, I thought I was supposed to sparkle? !"

hell why am i only sparkling here?!?!

Caption: How much do you want to bet that I can just sit here and randomly look at my leg and Twihards will want to make some kind of a contest of the picture taken?

CAPTION:
Hard...cold...is that a little sparkle there? Oh no...

CAPTION: Hmmmmm....How did that note get there?

I don't live in the US i just wanted to add.

I'm feelin sexy! Wanna hear ya say my name boy!!

Caption: Hey how come im not sparkling! Sparkle damnit!

caption 1) bella bit a little to hard. now its all red.

caption 2) where did this tattoo come from? ahh crap.. i was drunk last night.. what did i do?!

hahaha! #2 made me crack up!!

CAPTION: Man, these ants are eating me alive it's making me hungry. A cheeseburger would be good right about now.

Caption: "God, did Kristen have to leave a mark so visible?"

Is that a GPS system! Now the fans have gone to far.....

caption: wow I do sparkle let's see if I can aim my sparkle and have it bounce off this can of soda and hit somebody if I could only get the aiming right that would be great !

rob thinking: why is there make up down there?
*maybe he's born with it...maybe its maybeline!*

Caption: Today's Headline :Vampire Countess needs to drink the blood of a virgin in order to keep her eternal beauty....

Rob: There's no way I wouldn't remember..... I'm no virgin!

Why am I not sparkling?

Umm, I can't find my caption so I'm going to re-post it.

Caption:

Damn! Another note!

Note: Omg! I love love LOVE you Rob Pattinson! -- Love always and forever, Matt.

Rob: Now THAT'S a little bit saucy.

Why am i missing a patch of hair?.......Ughh......thats the last time im goin to sleep before kristen.

I may not be human, but I am a man!!

CAPTION: "whooo boy... those rug burns are gonna leave a mark"

"Whoooo boy..." LMFARO!!!!

Damn crabs!!

Still growing those natural leg-warmers.. (:

What is this I have a bump maybe if i scratch is it will go away no something came out is that a tracking device that explains how these crazy fans keep finding I wonder what I can do with it to get them off my trail.

CRABS?!?!?!

" Are you serious!! I am starting to sparkle"

" are you serious!!! I am starting to sparkle"

I thought I just saw a sparkle! Wow, I really am Edward!

Bloody Hell, I just got bit by a sand crab! Mean little suckers.

yup.. its coming to me now, i have so many fans, but why the hell not , even my legs are pretty damn hot!!!

I knew I should have bath this morning

1st i almost get ranover by a taxi now stupid bugs are biting me whats next .fans biting me or what..

wow i didnt know emili was a vampire to byby kresten hello emili

Hey, my skin does look like diamonds!

Damn...these shorts will never make through all those acceptance speeches at the Teen Choice Awards, not even a little bit could come out in these.

Hmmmmmm I wonder how the cullen crest would look tatooed here

I can't believe she bit me there!`

Caption: Bloody Hell, i told Kristen to shave that part also, looks like i have to shave again tonight

What just bit me?

CAPTION: I Think I'm dazzling myself.

(but it can't be only I dazzle Bella not myself).
^^
*thinks to himself*

Oh my God. Is that a freaking tick?! It is. I have a freaking tick. Ugh.

spray on abs check, diamond like skin check and most importantly check everythings in place!

"well hello mr. ant! you want a sip of my soda?"

Thats right little rob It's just you and me today....I'f those fangirls get excited over me..I can't imagine how excited they would get over you

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN NOT TO LET THAT ANKLE BITER BITE MY LEG. IT WILL MESS UP MY SPARKLE.

Caption:

"Oh, I love how little buddy looks when he sparkles...."

"I don't see all these bloody sparkles that everyone keeps talking about."

why aren't i sparkling damnit!

Caption contest: ohhh OH I think I just jizzed in my pants!!

Caption 1: Huh! Who knew Coke could get rid of my sparkle! And all this time, I could've been tan!

Caption 2: I hope Kristen likes my new tattoo: "PICK ME. . . PLEASE!"

Caption 3: Oh bloody hell am I getting a tan? They won't pay me as much if I'm not pale! What could I do?? . . . I know. . . COKE!!!

Huh? I wonder how that got there?
says- I am watching you.- Kristen
CRAP!

"I'd sure like to check you for ticks"

Dang man, they put glitter there too? Isn't that a bit much?

rob:oh no!i think i lost another strand of hair frm my leg

So THIS is what my legs look like.. let me check it out some more..wow am I sparkling?? Nope just suntan lotion false alarm..

A cigarrete a coke and the sand forever bettwen my toes. ahhhh. New York the new England.

mosquitoes! stupid blood suckers!

Caption: Rob is singing a Beach Boys song called "I get around". Then he notices something moving down his leg. Now he's given a whole new definition to term "Sand Crabs"

Rob's Caption: *Reads Breaking Dawn* "Uh..." *Peers into crotch* "Nope. Still there."

Oh God, that was horrible-- I know.

Caption: "Is that dog crap or a snickers bar?"
Inner thoughts: Please let it be a snickers bar...

So that's where I wrote down that girl's number...

O my god i am ashy.

caption: "Just checkin on my money maker. Cause if all else fails after 'Twilight' i'm turning to 'Adult Entertainment'. OOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAHHHH BABY!"

CAption: I REALLY need to shower, hope no one notices( is that jelly on my leg?)

OUCH!!! Damned Coke can attack!! Bloody hell EVERYONE wants a piece of me!!!

Damn chaffing! thats what happens when you make out on the beach!

Damn chaffing! Thats what you get for making out on the beach!

Woah... Borat flash back.

Caption: 'Oh God! Is this the reservation?! I can tell by the sand, Let me check the sand,' *Fiddles with the sand* 'Oh thank god it's not the Reservation! Oh I'm getting a little too excited...'
...

So thats where my car keys went...Wait how did they get there?

hey, now that i am all famous and everybody wants me i guess size doesnt matter too much....

wow it really does look bigger!

Rob: i wonder how many people take pictures of me and get people to caption it...hmmm....what would i call this

Will you look at that????
Sand stuck to my leg!
How would "Edward" handle this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro2IgN4WQvI

Oh, crap...this can't be happening!! (spilt coke on shorts) Please God, tell me I'm having a Daniel Gale flashback and not actually being photographed by 500 paparazzi?!?!

Bloody hell! As if the fangirls weren't bad enough, I just got bit by a bug!

Do Vampires get crabs?

I wonder what Kristin is doing right now...

caption: why is this beach so damn grass----hold up---- how the bloody hell did i get a f***** hicky THERE?!?!?!?!

btw, i dont cuss that much at all, but i no he does

Sorry if someone else may have captioned on this, I didn't see but didn't read them all also.

Rpattz: Wow that, I LOVE WEREWOLVES temporary tatoo disn't come off this morning in the shower.....I wonder....shoot ITS REAL! This is really going to mess up Eclipse and what will Bella think when I tell her I really hate them. UGH!

Holy s*** how the hell did Kris get that there, it's like she has magical migrating hickeys.

'Kristen bit me? I thourght i was the vampire here. Talk about going 'low-key' with this relationship. Nice one Kristen'

"Damn!
There is a flee with frizzy blond hair trying to bite me!"

Even though i dont live in the US. I just want to have a go but anyways yer anyone can take this if they want, it aint that good like :P
CAPTION: "Psst Kristen, Whose is bigger mine or michaels?" :P

The fan girls were right.... I do have sexy legs! :)

ha i look just as perfect down here as i do up there

*scratch *scratch *scratch* DANG IT ANOTHER DOG BITE. I SHOULD REALLY STAY AWAY FROM DOGS CAUSE FOR SOME ODD REASON THEY SEEM TO HATE ME AND EVERYTIME A DOG SEES ME IT BITES AND ATTACKS LIKE IT IS ITS NATURAL INSTINCT!!!

WHOA! STAY IN THERE! If these crazed Twilighters catch a glimpse of how YOU react in sunlight, we'll NEVER get any bloody rest!! ;)

caption: bloody hell, is that a zit down there...would kristen notice if i poppped it???

caption: OMG!!!! WHERE'S THE MAKEUP ARTIST? I NEED TO COVER UP THIS HICKEY FROM THAT STUPID FAN!!!! I CAN'T HAVE KRISTEN THINKING I'M SEEING SOMEONE ELSE!!!

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY SPARKLES?!!!

Caption:

"So now i see why Bella was attracted to me."

where are the freaking sparkles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I really am developing sparkles!"

caption 1 :
when did i get that...? hold on...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?

caption 2:
I wish i really could sparkle...am i...no, it's just some sweat :(

caption 3:
i love playing edward but god, i need to get a tan or i am never going to be cast as anything else but a vampire GRRRR

I sure hope that they make a salve to cure that....

Caption:

okay i know that it was tiny before but now it looks like a shrivvled up old mans.

I seem to have somthing sticky running down my leg....

damnit! aren't i supposed to be sparkling? oops! wrong movie

Those darn Werewolves gave me fleas!

holy crap ive got sand in my pants

Have enough air down there?

Is that Blood? How did that get from my coke can to my leg? Maybe I drool, I should ask Kristen!!!

I WANT TO RUN MY HANDS UP HIS LEGS...YUM

CAPTION:

"Hmmm... I wonder how much my leg hair would go for on E-Bay..."

"Aw sh*t, i knew i shouldnt have slept with that girl. Now i have some kinda of herpes rash"

Oh no is that sand lice? I need to put some pants on. I'd have a hell of a time explaining that one!

Wolf Bite?

It looks like he's taking a peak at a little somethin somethin...

OH! and my caption is...

"dang, I cant get rid of this rash!"

"Hmm...I wonder where the bug bite came from..."

CAPITION 1: EDWARD ON THE BEACH STARTING TO GET ALL SPARKLEY!!!


vote for me plz!!!!

I can't believe how bloody white I am..Maybe I need to start filming in the south..

Rob: Damn it! They said this stuff would make me sparkle!

Guy in black shirt: Dude, that is the drug "Coke", not the beverage coca-cola!

Rob: Hmmm...what if I bathe in it?

Guy in black shirt: *sighs* I give up!

man!! there glitter everywere!!!!jeesh!

"hmmmm I think I am going to have to shave tonight..."

There no one will know that i love her if i put her name there and make it really small!

"Okay this movie is so bloody boring.....When do we start fimling for Eclipse?"

Okay this movie is so bloody boring......when do we start filming Eclipse?

1) Oh! ... My! ... God! ....

..... Sparkles! :3

"..nope, guess i don't sparkle down here either..."

CAPTION:
i think there's an ant crawling up my leg.............
HAHA even insects adore me

Caption: "Holy crap, is that a tracking device? How did that get there? Crazed little girls are scary!"

CAPTION: Well at least I'm not the only thing that sucks blood around here..... stupid tick!

Where is that lucky bug?

Where is that lucky bug?

"Hmm, when did I get a tattoo of a picture of some random girl and the words 'I heart Kelly' up here? Must've been drunker than I thought."

I'd switch roles with Kristen any day. I'd love to have "vamp" Kristen "bite" me again. Rather than these disgusting bugs. Unfortunately they’ll both have to heal before "Eclipse."

See when Kristen “bites” Rob. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqOTg1SIYf8

At least I don't need to be pale in this movie, I can finally work on my tan!!!!!

those darn chiggers

Hmmm more hair? I thought i shaved!

caption darn thos chiggers

Caption: Bloody Hell, im starting to sparkle!

uhh... i dont remember that being there...

bloody hell! is that a scab? and if it is, why wont it come off when im picking at it?! oh...wait...that is just fake blood from the movie set...

"I hope this chicks autograph comes off before Kristen sees it..."

or..."Nobody will ever see my "I heart Kristen" tattoo here...it'll be my little secret..." (I know that's simular to some of yours, sorry! I'm not trying to copy!)

Or "I can still feel her beautiful lips on my thigh, right there...someday she'll be mine. Someday. *whispers* I love you kristen.."

"i wonder how the fan girls will react to seeing me in shorts... it's a first since those modeling pictures."

oh there's that cheerio!!

Damn, she bit me!!