now where is that gum i was chewing last night?

Caption 1 :

How the hell did the bloody crazies stick a note on me there?!

Caption 2 :
Bloody hell, a patch of hair is missing. Why did someone put the idea of DNA cloning into the fangirls heads?

CAPTION: Wonder if that bite from that lunatic fan is clearing up...

Don't know what she means. It's plenty big.

Slyyyyyyyy :D

Did anyone but me notice that he is also holding like a pen or somether metal thing in the same hand that he is holding the Coke? Or am i imagining things?

Yea, it is a pen. I actually used it in my caption, but it was so far down, I bet no one even read it. haha

Caption: Woh, that is so cool I spilt my coke and it made my leg sparkle in the sun.

Rob: "Oh man! If I get any tanner, I won't be pale enough in Eclipse! Maybe I should get out the sunscreen...."

Caption:
Havn't you heard? Coke is the new Windex! It'll fix anything!!

YES! My Big Fat Greek Wedding! Haha Gus.

Caption:

"Is this an I.L.M. sparkle mark?"
*sighs*
"Nope, just a mole. And here I was, thinking I was on Isle Esme."

Caption:
"So this is what it's like to sit on a beach, drinking a Coke and just relaxing. The extra security are worth every penny."

Caption: (looking down at Rob&Kristen 4ver tattoo) Man do I wish Kristen was here kissing me, It's not the same kissing Emili ,she is so BLONDE! Kristen is brunnette and i love her blood!Emili's blood tasted like BABY FORMULA! "that yucky stuff even for humans"
Fans: "did Rob just use the line from Breaking Dawn?"
Other fans:"yeah i think so!awww isn't him romantic!(starts to write "Rob I love how you use lines from the Twilight Saga it's so romantic! and then sticks in Rob's car window"

why is that guy in the back looking at me?
do i have something in my leg?

Ok I know I was wasted last night but who the hell tattooed ***Real Men Sparkle**** on my leg????

Wow I am still sparkling... When will this be over?

God I miss kristen... at least I have you COKE!! Ahh that vampire bite my leg!!

You practically copied what I said. That's not fair.

If I copied what you said it wasn't my intention. I apologize. I scanned through the entries at the moment, and didn't see what I had planned to put. Had I see something similar I would have thought of something else. Certainly wasn't my intention to copy like I said.

Eh, no big deal I guess. If it were a matter of winning or losing I might have been mad. Oh well.

If it were a matter of winning or losing I would give it to you. If I could edit it I would do that also and just have my second caption. Like I said though I didn't mean to. My stuff has been copied on here before too so I understand. :)

Indestructible skin my ass, these mosquitoes are eating me alive!

hee hee hee.... you said ass.....

CAPTION:
(coke commercial)
buy coke and you'll see rob pattinson trying to look at his crotch more often!
(girls everywhere start buying coke)

Kstew_luvr love your picture!!!i want it!!(LOL)

Caption 1:
rob's thoughts: Just keep looking at your inner thigh and the man in the background won't recognize you..

Caption 2:
okay, i swear i was bigger than this..
it must be cold
that's it, yes, it's the cold

Coke: 1 dollar Glasses: 12 dollars Hair Gel: 6 dollars Herpes From Kristen: Pricless

He is wearing Ray Ban sunglasses...most certainly not 12 dollars! lol

sorry typo

why is there lipstick on the side of my leg?!

Rob: Holy crap, I think I really am starting to glitter.

Caption: the photographers are burrowing through the sand to get to me now

Caption : "Darn Mosquitos!! They are such Blood Suckers!!!"

"OH..... MY..... GOD! WHEN DID I GET A TATTOO!!?!??!?!?"

you know what?
I think I actually like my knees better than my ankles.

CAPTION: "DAMN! My leg looks good but i can't bite it"

Camption : ''(To ant) Omg I know you are a humangirl Stay away from me I'm tired of you crazy fans. where are u thinking you are going ? hey stop ''

Caption; What?! a woodtick.!.. I thought I had gotten away from all the bloodsuckers.

CAPTION When Dr carlisle said I had crabs I thought something completely different

what the hell...
i knew jasper err jackson was trouble but seriously bitting me to get to bella err kristen... jeez now thats a new one...
will anyone tell him he isnt a darn vampire already!!!

Awesome, another week and my leg hairs will be long enough to braid..

Caption: What the hell?! Those make up artists need to stop bleaching my skin I'm starting to look like a bloody vampire!

Geez this thing hasnt been the same since that night I spent with Nikki Reed. I cant show it to Kristen like this!

Ughh is that swine flu!!!??!?!?? ohh no just some sand oops.

Wow, my shadow is shaped just like Switzerland....

Those bloody mosquitos.

CAPTION:


"Frack I'm either chaffing... or Paris Hilton walked by me"

Caption: This is what 104 years of virginity does to you...

Aw man, I really need to cut my toe nails.. "Anyone got a cliper"

Damn, the one part I did not want those fan girls getting a hold of.
lol

Caption: What the hell?! Those make up artists need to stop bleaching my skin i'm starting to look like a bloody vampire!

caption:

oh i got an ingrown hair..
good thing i have tweezer.. and coke

i love this one :)

I knew i shoulda used my double for that stunt. Now im small

l

I hope I didn't catch that from Kristen!!

This mole looks Kristen. And that one, and that one . . .

Thi one is good, but you gotta check out one further down by RedPawn3592 and cast your vote!

CAPTION: "Wow, I don't remember that ever being there...."

Ohh, damn them sand lice. I need to put some pants on before they get up any further. I's have a hell of a time explaining that one!

so im thinking how or what that mole is doing here or is that .... nope a mole

Caption: does my thighs look big in this shorts?

O.o I didn't know I sparkled down THERE.

Damn mosquitoes, I"m supposed to be the bloodsucker here!

Caption:
"Where's a Carlisle when you need one?!
I need him to fix this bruise the taxi cab gave me!
That's what I get for running in New York streets!
It's not like this in London!"
(redid this)

Caption: Dam, it's time to shave my legs.

*removed by moderator*


**MOD** this is the 2nd time I have removed this comment. Post it again, and you'll be blocked

haha.
wonder what your comment was?! :O

Damn those vampire bites, they itch...

LMAO... I love that one.... I'm speechless... haha!!

Eh... wasn't gonna give it a try but ehhh I'll just do it for fun =)

Caption: Hmm... it seems like I DO have sexier, firmer, paler legs than that Emilie... Hmm... nice to know! Now, what's that up there?? Uh oh!!!

Hmm...I wouldn't be a bit surprised if I get hit by a cab later today.

So thats what sand crabs look like!!

Absence makes the heart grows fonder!!! KRISTEN

Rob: Is that a pimple?! Vampires don't get pimples!

XD This is epic

<3 this caption

LOL

saucy ;) I like it!

nice.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!
Mutters to self:
*the Mods must've had a field day here!!*

LMAO!!

what will kristen say when she see the photos of me and emille... ouch, that will hurt.. :S

jeez!! what did all of u say!!!

maybe something about kris and rob, apparently you can't talk about that here.

this is commical! :P

Haha...that is perfect.

I was going to post something similar but you beat me to it. Well I really hope you win you got my vote!

CAPTION: "What does that say? (arrow & writing pointing up his leg toward his crotch) 'Use it or it will fall off.' DAMN IT EMMETT!"

omg!!!!

that is hilarious!!!
soooo something emmett would say/do
haha

HAHAHA!!! that is sooo hilarious :)

hokay...this is definitely my fave one.

Okay this is my favourtie..i can soo imaging him doing/saying this. haha i hope you win!!

hahahaha oh my gosh by far the best caption i have read yet!!!!!!

absolutely gut-busting!
i hope you win!!!!

good one.

LMAO!
this one is my favorite..
can't stop laughing.

LMAO!!!!

This is by far the best caption! I hope you win

That's freaking hilarious but so annoying because it's better than the one at the top, but it's all the way down here. *growl*

Maybe we should justs top voting for the first one so we could actually get a good caption game going here...

I know! Everyone keeps voting for the one on the top...its so annoying. :(

But, thanks for the support! I hope I win too! lol :)

The reason they're voting at the top is because that's the one they see first. Unfortunately yours is down here.

haha this is awsome i love it =)

lol I love it and Emmett would so do somthing like that! :-)

I really hope you win that so hilarious.

this is my favorite one i had to vote for this

lol love it such a emmett thing 2 say!

redpawn u rock lol !! love it!! emmett is one of my fav characters hee hee that would be so like him to do that! def hope u win!! goodluck

Too funny...Hope you win =)

CAPTION:

Bloody Hell. Someone's phone number is on my leg!

Caption: I think I just peed a little.

Thats my favorite thing to say lately. LOLOL I don't know why

YES! When I saw this picture it was the first thing that popped in my head. Great minds think alike! ;) LOL!

roflmao. XD you need to win, or at least get 1st runner up.

LOL! You are awesome! It would be cool to win, but knowing my silly little comment made people laugh is just as good if not better. :)

CAPTION: Just checking... yep, it's still there..! There is NO WAY those crazy fangirls are getting THAT hit by a taxi! Phew... :)

CAPTION: She promised me it wouldn't spread .. that the cream would work. Dammit.

i love yours :D

CAPTION: Damn you Jacob for kicking me! The Treaty is OVER!! You imprint on MY daughter so I think I can come to La Push now you know! Effin dogs.

LOL thanks! I just went w/ the first hing that came to mind! hahahaha

same as me but mine isnt that great but whatver i thought it was pretty funny :D

Hey! I like yours! I just "liked" it! hehehe

lol thank you :D

you are brilliant.
and naughty.
in a brilliant way.

(Robert reading) Kirsten... stewart.. was here....? WHoA!!! Where was I??!!

Caption: Taylor may be big,cute, and muscular...but I got something else thats big..

Ooops! Little Pattz is peeking out!
Wardrobe i need longer shorts, stat!

Caption: "Damn, I told her she had nothing to worry about, it's just a job."
Seen on the inside of Rob's thigh: Property of KSTEW---------->
TOUCH IT AND DIE EMILLE!!!!!

good one! Tell it to the older hag ..lol

i like your avatar, weeding

"OK,the coke is here. now.. where the mushroom ravioli?"

haha, good one!

TROGDOR!!!! LMAO!

"Uh oh is that Kristen's lipstick mark? I knew I should have showered today!"

(two rumors in one lol)

actually i baught a magazine today about rob and kris, and it says they are actually involved!! it also talks about how they are always texting and have hours long phone calls, and rob gave kris three months to choose between him and kris's boyfriend... :D

WHAT MAGAZINE WAS IT!!!!!!!" PLESAE DON'T SAY IT IS AMERICAN!

yeahhh it is, it is call OK! Weekly magazine...

I'd personally like to know how they find all these personal things out. What are they hacking into their cell phones. I mean come on this is getting rediculous!

me too, but they have quotes in the mag from rob and kris' friends that say all that stuff...

really?? omg i wanna read it lol.. Scan it to the computer and post it here lol

my scanner is broken but ill try to take a pic and post it instead...

CAPTION: "Well at least my Team Jacob Tattoo is healing nicely!"

LOLOL You're my favorite

lol thanx

(Thinking)- This glitter don't play!...I look Like i could hold a disco in my pants!

CAPTION: "La Push, baby. It's La Push."

Oh HELL yes! (WIN!!!)

Caption: "OMG I leave the CUTEST buttprints EVER! Look it's all perky and round and firm................."

Caption:
Sayy it!
Out loud!
Sayy it!
FLEES!

Caption: "I really hope that duct tape holds him there while I have these shorts on."

LOL...Nice!

"CAPTION: "What does that say? (arrow & writing pointing up his leg toward his crotch) 'Use it or it will fall off.' DAMN IT EMMETT!""

This was the first one that made me really laugh ;) Love it!

OK Your name made me remember my dream last night. Weirdest dream ever too.
There was a female playing the 'amazon woman' from breaking dawn (apparently we were actors in BD) that was ruthlessly flirting with my husband. I eventually beat her up, but it was THE weirdest dream.
I woke up and seriously wondered what the crap is wrong with me!? lol then I shared it with the world via internet..... sorry you had to hear it.

LOL, glad I could help you remember you dream ;) I would love to be one of the amazons in the 4th movie ;) I'm about 6'tall and i think i could totally pull it off!

Oh lucky! I always wanted to be 5'10", but never quite broke 5'7" lol
It would rock my socks to be one of the vamps for the final showdown. I say you should go for it!
And thanks for listening to the ramble of the dream.....lol

You've got be kidding me...there's a fan hiding in the sand!

Caption: Psss..Kristen? You okay down there?

wow! thats funny :D

LOLOLOL "like" I think this one could quite possibly be the best one ever

Caption 1: I think i'll make a REALLY hard pose so that them twilighters will NEVER be able to think of an awesome caption. Muhaha!

CAPTION:*drawing in the sand* K+R R+K *heart heart heart* R&K 4EVA I heart K

I knew he still loves her!
LOL

:) He's GOTTA!

"I should've been a pornstar."

CAPTION: Is that a hickey I see? How did it get down there?

CAPTION: damn it I spilled some Soda on my leg..... well no ones looking might as well lick it off. I hope people wont start thinking im giving myself a blo....no no they wont.

CAPTION : "Hey there little fella!You like sucking blood ,too?...What?Who sent you?Jake?And that mutt assured me he doesn't have fleas!What a mongrel!"

Oh man not again! . . . make up crew, my leg is sparkling i need some cover up on this!!!

caption: God thank you for my awesome hair even my legs look hot cover with it!!!

I tought only vampires suked blood.
stupid bug.. my blood dusent even taste good !

CAPTION: WHAT THE HALE IS THAT !!!!

Salary for Remember Me... $2,000,000.00

Advertising for Coke... Free

Wishing I had applied that sunscreen a little better... Priceless

(Only because for everyone else, I remain Edward Cullen...)

I hope his salary is more for this role! After all he got $12 M for NM...LOL!

He got $12 M for new moon!???

Yep, that's what I heard...he and Kristen both got that each. Quite a pay raise huh?

WOW!! apparently KStew got $2M for the first one...

This will be like the Potter kids who's pay just goes up and up with each movie!

Yeah....
2 Million for Twilight....
12 million for New Moon...
hope it's not only 2 million for Remember Me...
What a pay cut....and for the hottest guy on the planet right now? It HAS to be more than that!

what does one need to do to get that kind of money in the regular world?
Ahhh poop My daughter just shoved a matchbox car into the VCR

he got that for new moon !!! wow thats nice !!

He should be a spokesperson for coke. They would make millions off of him

OMG I WOULD BUY COKE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
ALL HE WOULD HAVE TO DO IS TAKE A SIP AND I'D BE ALLLL SET!
LOL!!!!

Coke is disgusting.... Pepsi all the way :D

i REALLY cant taste the difference...i think one is fizzier than the
other.....
But the point is, Nasty or Not.....
That man advertises a Coca Cola commercial, and i buy myself a lifetime
supply XD
LOL

Haha two great things Rpatz and coke!

Caption: Whoops! Let's just tuck "that" away before the fan girls see it and faint...

Caption:

Rob's inner thoughts: "hmmm what is that on my leg??!!"
*scratches the thing and watches it fall to the ground and dissappear*
Rob: " Ohhh bloddy hell, there goes my last sparkle.."

i LOVE this one!!
way too go team jacob girl :))
p.s. everyone should click the 'like' button!!!!!!!!

thanks twilighter11 ;)

Stupid bug!! Don't you know who I am??

Caption: Oh man Im getting horny..
Where are the Twilight fans when I need them?

"You put your elbow in, you put your elbow out, you put your elbow in and shake it all about..."

Caption: Speedo padding on the swim team? THIS is Olympic sized!

caption:

"OH CRAP I GOT SAND ON LITTLE ROB!''

hahahaha thats soooo funny!
im totaly choosing this onee :D

Where's the sparkle?!? Why am I not sparkling?!?!?!?!?

Caption:

Rob's thoughs: "Hmmmmmm what is this liquid dripping down my leg??
"Ohhh bullocks! lil robpatzzy snuck out again. Bloddy hell he peed on my leg!"
Rob: "I though i taught you to wait till we were at home or with a lady to come out lil robpatzzy?! Im soo dissapointed in you, but ohhh you do look mighty big today!!!"
*Rob looks up with a satisfied smile on his face*

CAPTION : Hmmm ... I am pale as a chicken ... I look so out of place on this sunny beach, wish Kristen was here, two pale persons are better than just one! That emilie girl is a typical sunny blonde girl, I don't think the kissing scene went very well, I bet I look like I was trying to get her off me instead of actually enjoying it! Damn, I am a professional, what the hell is wrong with me! I kept thinking and feeling that I am cheating on bella/ kristen .. the beach just reminds me of the upcoming twilight movie (breaking dawn) we are going to do straight after Eclipse, all this just made me lose interest in doing this scene today ... (day dreaming of kristen's pearly white skin .... )

lmaooo...i love yours too teamedward76...very edwardly i might add....ahahaha

hihi vampire vixen :) ty :)
*dreaming of breaking dawn movie already....*

hey..i m glad we are laughing again/...all love here.. do u read fanfic?...u should

i do read some fanfic ... will read more when i have time ...
no one tips me on the badass edward or more exciting fanfic...lol

OMG!! bad ass edward is soooo HOT!!!

Good Edward is nice and all but the bad one is just soo.....BAD :D

i so want to read it!! show me the badass edward! :P
is it possible to link it or must it be emailed? (aune@badtzmail.com) :) pretty pls :D

are you over 18 for starters...?

if so i can probably email you the link...but a not eof warning...make sure you start it on a weekend or else you will not get ANYTHING done...very very hard to stop reading!!

I swear someone keeps spamming my caption. Here it is again!


Caption:

Another note?!

Note: Dear rob, I absolutely, positively love love LOVE YOU! -- Love always and forever, Matt.

Rob: Now THAT'S a little bit saucy!

(staring between legs) "so THIS is what all those fangirls are after"

" I wonder if Kristen would mind if I got a tatoo of her face between my legs"

Caption: OME Im feeling a breeze! I knew I should have worn underwear! OPPS..I hope a Twilight fan didnt hear me... they are everywhere! Ill close my legs..
*double checks*
Ohh shoot! Where they go?

Oh Man....that cab did leave a mark!!!

CAPTION: "Aw hell I got crabs at the beach."

CAPTION: "No, he's my little buddy. He comes with me everywhere. Say hi little bud....Buddy? Budyy!?" *buddy is being strangled by leg hair*

OMGI LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!!

"Looks like neither of us are getting any tonight, pal..."

Ouch! What's that...a dart? Oh crap! The fangirls have drugged me! Where's securi.....zzzzz

Caption: "S**t who knew I had legs under those black jeans, I feel so soft and I sparkle"..... Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's maybelline!!

lmao

lmaooooooooooooooo..omg..i love it..u'r so funtastic Kim1524; and u'r also fantastic..lol..i had to distinguised b/w the two so people didn't think i don't know how to spell fantastic..lmao...

LOL

Thanks *blushes*

I saw a maybelline advert on tv and I just had to use it! :D

you are welcome Kim

Caption: Aww man I knew I shouldnt of bitten Tyra Banks she said shell leave a mark too..*sight* and here it is...

hahaha...that interview was awesome! he must have REALLY liked Tyra cos shes the only person he would actually bite at request

Caption: (After seen a few scratch marks on his leg) Oh, for crying out loud. Did that chick have to get so exited, it was only a kissing seen.

"Why cant i sparkle like edward?"
"Just sparkle alreadyy dammit!"

Caption:
Rob thinking: "I wonder what i should eat for lunch? I wonder if kristens free.."

"Damn!, Jacob! Dog slobber on my leg again? What the hell where u thinking!

"Astonishing! That birthmark looks exactly like a bat!" -Chuckles to himself- "How ironic."

[relating to his comment at the MTV movie awards....]

"i think i just jizzed a little......"

Caption:
NO ONE CAN MULTITASK LIKE ME! I can smoke a cigarette, enjoy a nice&tasty Coca-Cola **wink wink**, check for herpies, model my new Ray-Ban 2140 Wayfarer Sunglasses(sold at your local Wal Mart!), AND get a tan on the beach while filming my new hit movie Remember Me, which will be hitting theaters near you on February 12, 2010 ;D

I wonder If I shaved off this small patch of hair what I could get for it on Ebay?

Damn! My first wrinkle....not bad for 108 years old...Happy birthday to me!

Caption from director: Umm... Mr. Pattinson, your diamonds are showing, can you please try tucking them away?

CAPTION: What the HELL even the bugs won't leave me alone!!

.

truly creative! :P

CAPTION: Not only are they leaving crazy notes in my car door, they've also hidden them in the damn beach!

Caption 2:
I wonder what those loyal fans on NMM.org say about this pose. Right arm on knee, lean torso to the right, cock head, left hand to left knee... Good luck, HA!

Caption: "I wonder how many Caption Contests there are going to be on this picture alone..."

Caption: Wow, it does sparkle!

Caption: "Wow... it really is true what they say... you do end up with sand in all the weirdest places...."

Caption: Is that a phone number? What does that say?

Call me. -The Taxi Driver

What the ****?! When did he get time to put that there?!

Damn!
There's even paparazi down there!

CAPTION: Im too sexxy for my shirt....
Hmmm I wonder if Im even SEXXYer without my shorts...Let me check..
Oh yes they will freak!

Caption:
"Hey buddy, are you all right there?
Now, stay down ok?
Emile is coming!"

CAPTION : Good thing this pair of shorts is long enough to cover that bitemark Kristen gave me before I left LA, it's still not disappearing ... chuckling slowly, my little vampire!

good one teamedward76

Even though I live outside the U.S., I can still put my two cents in :)

Caption:
Aw, Kristen... How did she get all the way down there? I am the one who should be biting her... not the other way around!

"I know my gumdrops are in here somewhere..."

CAPTION: *SMACK* Was that a flea? Just another reason I CAN'T stand that dog!

CAPTION:
"I swear to God--I fall asleep for 2 minutes and end up with a freakin' marriage proposal scrawled on my thigh?"

Caption #1: Ugh! I thought vampires were invincible! Then why does my knee hurt?! CARLISLE!!!

Caption #2: 'Team Jacob'?! EMMETT!!!!

pleeeeeasssee vote for this one! :]

Caption: I knew it was a mistake to get Kristen's name tattooed there. Where are my sparkles when I need them? No wait...let me brush some leg hair over it and no one will ever know.

Well, I'll be damned.... my legs don't sparkle.

Rob: when did this tatoo of "Jacob rules" get here??

That's hilarious. haha Nice one!

haa thanks :)

Caption: I wish Taylor would realize that it's called "acting" and that he's not really a wolf. I can't handle him biting me anymore off-set. This one's definitely going to leave a mark.

Rob:
People use sunscreen to block sunburn
Vampires, like me, use coke to block our sparkles from the sun!
Try some coke sparkle blocker today
P.S: you can also apply it where the sun DONT shine!

Caption: Hmm...doesn't look like a unicorn...maybe from a different angle......OH NOW I see it!

Caption: What were my lines again? I know I wrote them down here somewhere....

Camption : ''(To ant) Omg I know you are a humangirl Stay away from me I'm tired of you crazy fans. where are u thinking you are going ? hey stop ''

Is that a phone number? Snap, I'm just getting cooler every day!

kristen ... you can come out now no one's looking

Did something just bit me?

Did Renesmee bite me? I guess i have to tell her thats what Jacob is for!!

Caption: aww man i forgot to shave again

"Is that a bite mark on my leg? I faintly remember that James bit Bella and not me...."

"Poison Ivyy!! Ahhh"

CAPTION: "I guess spray tanning is a good idea after all"

Thanks a lot Neutrogena, I definitely have some pasty-ass legs. Wow, I really have this vampire thing down. Too bad Edward never wears shorts...

CAPTION: "I wonder if they can CGI Kellan's legs into mine for this scene"

CAPTION: "gah, i TOLD those true blood vamps to leave me alone! we're not made the same way!"

you watch true blood???!! awesome! me 2.

Caption: "I can't believe that frizz b*tch psycho bit my thigh.... I wonder if I should go get a rabies shot?"

damn how did her lipstick get down there....oh wait i remember how!

Rob: Ah, a little longer and I will be able to tousle this hair beautifully!

CAPTION : Damn it....I told Bella not to bite me there anymore........then again, it was well worth it. < evil grin >

CAPTION:Oh my god, Kristen!!! I told you that we're not together. Why do you keep spying on me?!

CAPTION:
Damn. I still have one of those sparkle dots left from the Volterra scene. It won't come off!!

ROB: Crap, Bella's bite mark is still there from the other night!


hahaha =]

Shoot, I spilled Coke all over my leg.. ¬¬

Hmm...a bald spot...

Well I signed my leg...I wander how much this will go for on ebay?

CAPTION: 2 months later...and I'm STILL finding FEATHERS!!!

Caption:
*rob looking at inner thigh* "I swear when the plucked my eyebrows, the fallen hairs went on my leg!"

Damn t.v. really does make things look bigger.

"You want a sip of coke, bro?" (To Ray, the conjoined twin hanging from his inner thigh)

Rob fans say: "My...what nice legs you have!"
Rob says: "Better to tease you with my dear fans!"

ok thats an odd place for a hicky!!!

Caption: What is this? (Looks down at a bite mark) Oh yeah Kristen bit me before I left LA. Chuckles slowly, my little vampire then smiles

CAPTION : "Darn Mosquitos!! They are such BloodSuckers!!"

Caption: I have a MOLE?!

Rob: Hey you, go back down. It's ok...She's not Bella.

Oh Bloody hell-that girl actually bit me!

"Oh would you look at that!!!!!!!!"

Thank God! after getting clipped by that cab I had to make sure it was still there!

Well, since Bella's a newborn, I suppose I'LL be the one with all the mystery bruises now... ; )

"Darn ,those sand crabs are sneaky little critters!"

CAPTION: 'is that a fanpire bite?!'

CAPTION:
NO ONE CAN MULTITASK LIKE I CAN! I can smoke a cigarette, enjoy a nice&tasty Coca-Cola **wink wink**, check myself for herpes, model my Ray-Ban 2140 Wayfarer Sunglasses(sold at your local Wal-Mart...where the prices are low...always), AND get a tan while filming my new hit movie Remember Me starring: Me, Emilie de Ravin, and directed by Allen Coulter and coming to theaters near you on February 12th, 2009 ;D

Dang... will fans never leave me alone??!!! How did you get down there?

oh! bella bit me there again

Can of Coke...99 cents
Trip to the beach...$20
Being the one to walk a cold one over to Rob....PRICELESS

Rob: Good, My balls are still there after that crazy incident with the taxi.

(Flashback) carlisle(peter facinelli) "Rob you're so sexy"
-(present) Rob "That explains it"

Oh crap... Emille bites me. How can I explain this to Kristen? Damn it!

Now where is that can opener?...Well i guess i can use this...

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bloody hell, shorts!! do they know how pale i am?? ..

" OH CRAP I GOT SAND ON MY WEINER!"