okay, now i still think that when the bald guy goes
"NO!, see it's a triangle!"
is the best part in the whole thing! he even starts to stand up and everything!
hegets so into it!
LOVE HIM!!

haha i thought it was funny
and i know it was incorrect info but hey
not everyone loves twilight as much as we do :) so
it was just for the show lol
my mom saw this and had to show me so
i watched and thought it was so fn' hilarious.
im pretty young (like i was born in the mid nineties :P)
so i heard of The Lost Boys like once
and when i heard chelsea talk about it i was like i should watch it and
it was bad ass. lol but yeah corey haim has gone a little...
well, you know but movie was good!
and GO BALD DUDE!

That is B-S! Why they got to hate on Rob ?!?! Specially that fat man ! He doesn't even really know anything about twilight. i mean seriously Taylor Lautner the Indian vampire ?!?!?!?!? Rob is hot ! people ain't know what there talking about !!!!!!

good god this lady is sooooooooo not funny when will they fire her i tried but i mean seriously to watch the show to see if she is funny like they say she is but i rather jump in front of a bus then to hear her :(

oh pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaseee, I can take that amount of hair

This show totally SUCK ASS, i hope she will get canned soon!
That bad gay guy is so funny ....

The Bald guy is so freak'n funny!

OK.....
LMAO!

"Taylor Lautner, the Indian Vampire" .... !!!! WTF~!! That guy was killing me.

And Chewey, who answers Chesley as to what people see in Rob... "People like to suck"..... ummmmmmm. YES WE DO!

flplmtree!!!!

where have you been??!!! youve been neglecting us crazy people here!!!!! you havent been living in the Real World have you??

LOL

Spankie!!!! Alas, yes, yesterday was family day. ;) I kept looking at the computer - it was calling my name - and then I'd tell myself "just step away, you'll get sucked in if you look, don't look!!!".... :)

Trying to play catch up today but you know how fun THAT is!! Looks like there were some fun little conversations though!!!! I'm LMAO.

oh that wasnt the computer calling you*dramatic pause* It was me!!! My skills of persuasion almost worked!!

hmm, i had a conversation with 4TW...I don't hink she likes me if her sarcastic comments are anything to go by!! :)

ADVICE TO EVERYONE: DO NOT face 4tw on your own-she's LETHAL!!
**points to dent on forehead caused by flying shoe**

OOOOOooooooh!! Freaky scary girl!! The electromagnetic pull was unbelievable!!!!

*looks at Spankie's head*

DANG girl, you should ALWAYS carry a spare picture of Taylor, or any of the wolves for that matter, when dealing with 4TW, when she backs you into a corner, you... TOSS the picture and she is so distracted, you have plenty of time to run for your life! :) LOL! Sorry, I should have warned you.

*cracks a beer open*

Is it too early for beer? Want one?

YES PLEASE!!!!!!
*takes the beer*
Thanks for the advice...
**to-do list*
1. Stalk out NNM.org
2. Avoid 4tw
3. Incase #2 is impossible, must find Hot pik of Taylor
4. Finish this beer befor it gets warm
5. Stalk out Twtitter
6. Stalk out facebook


hmm, i can see a pattern is developing!!! not good, not good at all...i need brain food
*goes off to get cookies*

LMAO!
Story of my life, Spankie... story. of. my. life.

*sees cookies Spankie is getting into*

Hey, don't forget to SHARE!

*hides cookies behind back*
what? share what? I havent got any cookies!!!

*screams as flplmtree attcks me*
no!!! my COOKIES!!!!

*GASPS*

Oh no you di-ent just hide those cookies from me!

*jumps with vampiric speed and height to pounce on Spankie*

GIVE ME THOSE COOKIES!!!

hmmm....the conversation seems to be going back on itself...i am so confused!!!

*takes a unicorn cookie*
*tastes like unicrons...and Rob!!*
NICE!!!!

A cookie fight was inevitable...but i promise next time to share!!!

*yeah right!*
:p

**cartoon fight cloud**
**manages to escape the grips of flplmtree**
**stares in shock-horror at crushed cookies**

my cookies...*sniff* they were double chocolate flavour too...
*stares at flplmtree*
my cookies are dead!! you crushed them with your vampiric super-abilities!!!! NOOOO!!!

lol =D

LMAO!

*looks at crumbled cookies with regret*

Fine, here, have some of my unicorn cookies, they are fresh and still
warm. :D

*eating a cookie*

Y'know, if you'd just SHARED, this wouldn't have happened.

Come on that guy with the bald head had no idea what he was talking about "Indian Vampire" hellllooooo??????
And what the hell is thats chiks problem with vampire THEY ARE NOT REAL and who does not like cartoons - Obviously she has no idea about The Twilight Saga maybe she should have done some research before maing some comments like that - The bald guy included still scoffing about the "Indian Vampire" comment - They have no idea and come on too much hair - Rob Pattinson DOES NOT HAVE TOO MUCH HAIR -

All I can say is I hope if Rob and Kristen want to be together I hope they go for it. I hope they are strong enough to do what they want to do. I hope they don't let the suits, the fans ,the tabloids or other people with their own agenda's dictate their lives. Good luck to both of them, a lot of people meet at work, they just don't have everybody trying to tell them what to do, and it doesn't play out all over the internet and tabloids. Good luck guys.

I was just wondering when was the last time someone saw Kristen this happy in this video below. I have not seen her that way since. What is going on with her and Robert. They used have a ball and I have never seen two people look at each other the way that they did. It is amazing. Never ever seen anything like it. What is going on with her and Micheal, what is going on with her and Nikki Reed. She used to smile a lot more and now nothing.
Really pay attention to the way they look at each other in this video(Amazing). I have never seen anything like it, even when it was a real hollywood couple. (Really a wonderful video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyotQ5tLycQ&feat...

LOL

That was hilarious. I loved the ending where the bald dude was like, "That's too much hair for one women!" I was like, "What?!" I had to replay it and I was laughing soo hard.

hahahaha i watch her show almost every night. when this came on, it got me really excited haha. a little saddened she doesn't think he's attractive lol i thought 'men' were her type. and the guy saying he has a phony british accent? lol Rob's couldn't get more real than that. i love chuy!!! "they like to suck" hahahha i died with laughter.

you know she secretly likes him
she just said that for the show

I wanna see Rob or Kristen on Chelsea Lately

that would be amazing!

she is to f**ken rude..
yeah somethings are funny but some are too rude..
like when peter went she was kinda rude...
guess what chelsea im not going to see your show nomore..i hope your ratings go down...
Patt you are hott!!

haha it was a joke ppl chill out!
thats how chelsea is,makes funny of celebs.just playing around,
sooo chill people :)
i<3robert

That's too much hair for one woman" -bald dude
hahahahahahahaha this video was hialrious! :D
hahahahahahahahahahhaha i cant stop laughing
;p
Robert Pattinson<3333 i lovee you wit yur accent.(vampiree accent from transavalina" hahahaha
P.S. his accent is not phony its sexxyyy :D
the bAld dude is hilariousss.......
omg funnyyy stuff
"People like to SUCK"-mini dude hahahahha

LMAO... OME... I can't stop laughing!! Hahaha... oh wow, tears are coming out... wow!! I would so date that bald guy if he wasn't on the other side of the fence!! Oh God, he had me rolling w/ laughter!!

"That's too much hair for one woman" -bald dude
"People like to SUCK"-mini dude (forgot his name... he cracks me up too)
"Indian vampire" LMAO.... oh my GOD... lol I can't stop laughing... ooohh thx SO much for this... oooohh I needed a good laugh!!


Oh Chelsea... I love that woman, so effin hilarious and I won't hold it against her that she doesn't think MY Rob is cute because, well, that means MORE Rob for ME... hehe ;-)

LOLLL, i saw this when it was on TV i almost died laughing !
that bald guy is sooo friken funny ! omg, his summary of twilight amazing and heart felt<3
tho i wasnt to fond of him calling my jake a stinky vampire ! lollll
guys get a sense of humor, their not being serious, if your that uptight about twilight jokes you might wanna step away from your books xD.

.....ok thats fine chelsey, just so we're clear then, if its just you and me, and robert walks into a room, there will be NO competition then right? I GET HIM!.....so you made it clear, you don't want him! I'm just sayin........

lol man i have seen this show many times, they get stuff wrong all the time so... lol

For a guy who is supposed to know so much about Twilight and the actors in the movie, he thinks Taylor is an Indian Vampire and Rob and Kristen are in a triangle with Rob and his girlfriend and Kristen. I think he is confused with Kristen, MA and Rob, or is is just completely misinformed.

Chlesea is an idiot if she does not find Rob at all attractive. Her loss.

lmaooooo, hahahaha.

the bald guy = pure awesome.

chelsea gets really annoying though, how could somebody NOT like rob?! lol.

OME! that was SO funny, but insulting to me (a mega Twilight fan ) i mean, to much hair for one woman!? NO WAY! THAT HAIR IS YUMMY!

if anyone is on here please comment back

this is edward cullen and i think that [CHELSEA] went a little over bored she likes me.

Hmmm...how can anybody NOT be familiar with Twilight? You have to be living with your head under a rock to have never heard of it. Every time I wear my Twilight t-shirt anywhere I get a dozen comments from complete strangers asking if I'm a fan.

haha and the little man was like " people like to suck" hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

LOL
That bald guy was a frickin riot...but what is up with the chick saying vampires aren't real??
Um...Hello...vampires ARE real!!
*chanting to self*

vampires are real
vampires are real
vampires are real
vampires are real

Twilight is not just a story

There...now I feel better!

LMAO!!!

The cullens are real
the cullens are real
the cullens are real
the cullens are real
the cullens are real
edward cullen shall come into my room and take me away...

:)

i say that to myself literally everyday

lmao!! You should record that and listen to it on your iPod when you sleep.

and hey, if ppl are being sarcastic with twilight, it doesnt matter. The point is that its being talked about!!
I loved how they cracked fun of it in andys opening number at the mtv awards!! i dont know how many times i have seen that clip!

lol i watched the mtvma too!! hilarious-a bit random of taylor swift to be there, cos like isnt she a southerner?? anyways, yes, Rob looked so HOT that night (and so did taylor lautner)

That's a good video

haha, pretty funny but don't like the blonde.

btw, i just found this video, i thought it was amazing and captured Bella's emotions so well in New Moon. Here's the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQk0xN0gNxM

wow this clip is amazing!!! and jacob looked so HOT!!

**clamps hand over mouth**
**talks to self**
i didnt just say that, i didnt just say that...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!


**whispers**
I actually prefer J-14 mag!!

lol

I READ THAT TOO!!!!! AND IM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY SO!!
**holds a copy of J-14 in the air**

they have AWESOME posters!!!

:)

Yes! thank you!

now what are your feelings on tiger beat?? LOL

i didn't think that was funny at all. I thought that was sooooo dumb.

i agree they are dumb, they can all go suck a nut!! they are making a mockery of twilight and of my rob i personally found it insulting, i hate it when people have negative things to say on subjects that they are not familiar with, i officially hate Chelsey such a cute name for such a beeoch! and rob is cute she needs to get her eyes checked!

Yeah they did insult twilight. They don't know what they're talking about.




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I stopped watching Chelsea Lately when she had Candy Spelling on the show. Tori is awesome! It's very confusing on one side chelsea is extremely nice to Peter Facinelli, but on the other side she cancels that good out with the evil of Candy Spelling. So I'm still undecided.

That bald guy is NOT true fan. I can't believe he said Taylor was the 'Indian Vampire' excuse me? Since when was Taylor pale and sparkly? hahaa. And what about this normal girl Robs supposed to be dating? Why haven't I heard about her?? And ALSO his fake British accent so he can fake he's better than us? He's obviously never been to London then cause the accents up there are HOT. Shame I don't live in Barnes :)

hehe. that was funny.
it was cool that she didn't actually dis anyone and that *my new idol* the bald guy is totally awe-maze-ing!
but by's seriously, it's just a comedic show, she wasn't doing it to poke at him or bring him down. she did for entertainment purposes. maybe she seen how much people liked him and decided that it would be funny to kind of roast him.
she's a camedian. it's her job to make jokes. leave it be.

I love Chelsea I saw this when it was on like two weeks ago? Peter was on there again too i think the same week. Theshow is so funny. If you haven't watched her before you should check it out sometime :)
It is all in good fun , strictly to entertain people so don't take anything to seriously LOL! Simmer down~ :P

I ridiculously want to slap Chelsey in the face. I love the girl, but I can't stand hearing people put down Rob......Seriously I think my obsession is overboard.....I would have been more upset then the bald guy!

i love that bald guy he is my new hero for life ......i love him ...LMAO ........he is sooo right that hair is too much for one girl ..... LMAO :D

that was hilarious. i am laughing my a** off right now!! the bald guy was sooooo into it like he follows all the gossip and books and stuff. got chelsea is hilarious.

ALl I can say is WOW....

def funny, I laughed, that ws great, but just WOW lol

bahahahah, that's too much hair for one woman!


i love it XD

Oh wow did you all see these cute pics of Rob with his slippers on LOL there from a while ago, but dam hes cute !

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/06/rober...

he works the blue very well. :D

oh my gosh!
i actually love those slippers!
they have them here at dollarama! :O

lmao dollarama! he should stick to the nikes

haha. but have to admit, dollarama is pretty sick.
they have the awesome rob/kstew sunglasses for only $1.13! :O
and they have a load of awesome sparkles that stick to you! :P
it's like my fav store ever!

I'm liking the pictures the man has a body to die for, no sense of style though, Love him anyway.

I would love to take him shopping for clothes, I use to work in menswear in a past life....

Cool, thanks for sharing! What's with the slippers though? It's like:

- sexy, just-got-out-of-bed hair: check
- figure-hugging v-neck tee: check
- tight black jeans: check
- old man's slippers: **record scratches** WHAT THE HALE?!

roflmao!
I love Chelsea :D
and Guy! ahh I remember when he used to be on X-Pplay. ^^

.... -_-
*sunshine
*X-Play

.....

ok...funny yes...

but something about that woman irritates me!

She's totally funy...but I think it's something about her mouth...I have to close my eyes and listen.

people like to suck.
Period.

who was that dude? I have never seen this show but I wish I had a tv now. That was friggin awesome.

LMAO!!!

I love Chelsea!!

I hadn't seen this episode, so gald I have now, hilarious :D

lol that was so funny

**puts on "I heart Chelsea" t-shirt and foam "Chelsea is #1" finger**

HAHAHA!!

Friggin LOVE her...She is awesome...people take stuff way too seriously...

She cracks me up!! When Chuey was all "People like to suck" HAAHAHA!!

**shouts to room**
GO CHELSEA!! WOO-HOO!!!


lol

I'm with you she's great fun!

heck yes she is!! I love her interviews...she just says what is on her mind, and I love her for it!

I agree! She's really funny too! And when she says stuff about people that aren't exactly nice, she doesn't really mean to hurt anyone's feelings, that is a good thing.

Agreed. Would much rather watch her do an interview than those ass-kissing bimbos on ET, etc.

Exactly!

Exactly. I loved her interview with Peter, she really made him laugh, real belly laugh, with the italian comment.

She absolutely rocks no ass kissing etc. We need more show hosts like her!

I literally laughed so hard while watching this!
I was a little upset that he called jacob a "indian vampire"
but the people who matter know hes only the best werewolf ever.
so i can forgive him.
really funny though :) lol

Hey GuyZzZz...What's Up??? :D
u know i'm just have a Q ....Where is Rob??? is he dead or s.th in NY ......!!!!!! honestly what is he doing w/this emilie?????????

ha ha ha chewy is hysterical 'People like to suck'

Hellllooooooo what a statement hell you when Rob is involved of course people like to suck - yo don't look so shocked you all want to you're just to prude to say it or I'm too pervy - anyway that's sooo not the point.

I actually wanted to know about Keanu Reeves canadian children what's that all about? Damn it Chelsey, that's my husband your talking about!!!

uh oh *avatar looking pist off*............

*looking back at avatar from under eyelashes* oh Baby I .... I was.... just kidding... I'm just curious about the gossip .... you know

*avatar walks feline style towards Phoenix* Stop talking tell me

*backing away slowly never taking eyes off avatar* hum .... tell you what?

.... you know what..... *looking at Phoenix like he owns her*

aaahhh yes Master I am only yours, no one elses. Sorry

*hangs head low pinned to the wall behind her - nowhere to run awaits punishment with trepidation*

*looking up at last messages*

oh Dang it! I need new medication. This has got to stop

I neeeeeed iiiiiiitttttttt! LMAO

LMAO Phoenix! You remind me of Gollum!

(in the nicest possible way)

(and with a MUCH hotter avatar)

;)

yeah he gives a whole new meaning to the frase 'knickers in a twist'

LMAO

ROTFLMAO

I feel like him some days!
Rob is My Preaciousssssss (i'd love to be his)

*stroking avatar possessively*

I swear since I've changed my avatar I've become even crazier than I was before

LMAO

That's cos it's a magic, sexy avatar!

Ok
#1. He's from Britian.
So, his accemt isn't phony.
#2 That suck comment was very inapproiate.
#3 Kristen Stewart has a boyfriend.
Rob has no girlfriend.
It is a love triangle yes.
Between Kristen Stewart. Michael Angarano, and Rob Pattinson.
Did she even read those magazines.
If you're going to talk about something on a talk show.
Get your damned facts straight.

okay, i'm gonna come right out and say it.

it - was - for - laughs .
she was only joking around. they do this stuff to a lot of people.
no one takes her seriously.

Chelsea lately is my favorite show because she is hilarious. And the fact that she didn't really make fun of rob is a pretty good compliment because she makes fun of everyone!

ROFLMAO!!! I love Chelsea Lately. And the gay guy. Good Lord. Freaking hilarious. "That is too much hair for one girl." Hahaha.

That was Hilarious. People need to not take things so seriously. They are comedians, they are not trying to give accurate news. The point is to laugh.

Uh I didnt find it that funny. Im actually really annoyed with that chelsea chik. I didnt like her before now uggggh add her to the hit list. She better watch herself

Cracking up - that is extrememly funny.

See there is enought to go around, Rob has too much hair for just one woman!

We can take turns!

rob with the phoney accent? excuse me? how come? lol.
the indian vampire cracked me up though,

Isnt this like a repeat?? I swear this was posted a while ago. I could be wrong though. That guy thinks Rob has a fake Brittish accent, lol, thats funny! Theres no way Rob could be faking it and sound that f-ing hot!! And I love how the other guy called Taylor an Indian vampire, LOL!! When they get their facts wrong it just makes it so much more funny!

there joking! It's kinda the point!! Why is everyone taking this so seriously?!

We know they are joking, but that's why we are mad.

i know i am

They got everything wrong! I am insulted by that. Who's with me?

respect is also good. it's not nice to make fun of people just to get people to watch ur show. it's wrong and very unsensitive

Very Very True carla!

The bald guy was hilarious I thought. Not sure I liked the way Rob was being picked on though and especially about his hair and accent they r sum of his best features. Big up the London boy lol

i think its ridiculous that people are going to say they don't like Chelsea because a) shes not in love with Rob, and/or b) she doesnt know a lot about twilight.

i LOVE chelsea, and although im a huge twilight fan, i can still appreciate the humor. its ok for people to not be into twiliight - its good to have other interests people!!!

Yeah Chelsey "whatever" her name is, better not dis my Rob again LOL I don't get her show here on the east coast but she needs to be nice to my Rob!

Dont get on the bad side of Rob Fans ! LOL


I know she was joking, well I hope she was at least.

i mean nerve lol.

that chelsea gets on my never. i so didn't find that hilarious. it's a scripted scene. no seriously like what about jacob the indian vampire? or robert's "fake" british accent. i mean this all fabricated just for attention. and the bold guy...seriously?

i didn't like it!!!and yes Rob is cute and perfect and gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!i don't think anyone besides her has any doubt for that!!!

Does anyone else wanna do that quiz in Twist magazine?! LOL

*frantically searching for the quiz online*

*falls down to knees and prays....*

'Please lord just send me a sign that Taylor will be mine someday!'

I checked Twist magazine's webste (***hangs head in shame**) but couldn't find it. :(

I did, however, find another quiz, which said that JACOB was my ideal Twi-guy!

Please don't kill me TSH and please don't tell Jasper! LOL

Bean???

Jasper already knows he can sense it.

LOL

Noooooooooo!!

I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER I LOVE JASPER

Nice looks like he's kissing a pair of panties.....
are they yours???

LOL

Yes! LOL ;)

(Nah, it's just his tie... unfortunately!)

Dang it! I had high hopes for you there ;-0

It's OK, he just does THAT in the privacy of his own home. LOL

oh just look him straight in the eye and tell him he's a foolish overprotective southern gentlemen but you love him anyway!
Jackson/Jasper will understand.....big sloppy kiss wouldn't go amiss either......

LOL

Sounds like a plan Phoenix (particularly the big sloppy kiss part!)

ROFL!!

Oh and what about Jason....

.....you have a thing for people who's name begin with J....dont tell me you love Jack Bauer too!

Yes! LOVE Jack Bauer! Also, Jack from Lost, Justin Timberlake, Jack Black, Josh Holloway.... and now apparently Jacob Black, too!

haha

You forgot Johnny Depp!

Must remember to find a bloke who's name begins with J because by the looks of things they are all HAWT!

Of course! How could I?
 
My bf's middle name is Jude - does that count?

yes it does....

*gets on match.com and start seeking out all the J's*

HAHAHA!

I won't kill you... I just find it darn funny that you never even got another vamp but that you moved into the wolf territory!!

*welcomes Bean with a giant bear hug*

Me!

uh uh uh MEEEE

Yes actually lol

Haha, funny...stupid...all at the same time! Ok, onto the next thread...

"Indian Vampire"? Someone seriously has no clue about Twilight.

OK, that was hilarious. Chelsea cracks me up all the time, I'm so glad she has picked up on the Twilight trend...

**laughing**

No matter how scathing it gets, I hope she keeps Rob, Kristen, Twilight et al on her radar. It is good to laugh at yourself:)

taylor lautner the vampire werewolf???? lol!

"They like to suck" Ok that was sooooo NOT appropriate haha

That was hysterical. x]

I must admit that indian vampire part cracks me the most haha.

"he's a vampire who loves a girl but can't have sex with her because he would kill her so he jux has to sit by her bed all night long.... and his skin sparkles in the sun with diamonds"...... interesting
lol....... phony british accent..... uh huh...... i think somebody is ohh i dnt know.... JEALOUS...... and really who WOULDN'T be....
you gotta admit it was still funny lol

Anyone else think "well he definately hasn't read Breaking Dawn, if indeed any of the Twilight saga?"

lol i do........ ALL OF THEM...... but that chubby guy is the worst.....
lol guess what dude....... he can do it...

hahaha funny love the big guy

I'm sorry, but was that whole segment a scripted thing? None of them seemed to be in touch with reality( really, who fantasizes about Corey Haim?).

Even the bald guy running on and on like he was a serious fan thought Jacob was an Indian vampire. And since when does Rob have a fake Britush accent?

That was seriously lame.

The whole point of the Round Table on Chelsea Lately is to crack jokes. They all know the stories that will be discussed that night, and then they write jokes.

Guy Branum (the bald guy) is actually a pretty big Twilight fan. On other shows he talkes about it much more seriously. Guy's really funny, but he's kind of known for acting like a silly screaming tween as part of his shtick.

That's just how the show is. I watch it almost every day. I think it's hilarious because there is always a rotation of comedians (and special guests) with different styles.

lol...I loved Corey Haim when I was 12....don't judge me!! The Lost Boys was cool then....

damn I'm really showing my age now!

Hey, if it makes you feel better I'll admit I used to fantasize about Luke Duke.
Now if that doesn't show my age I don't know what would.

;)

Luke?? nooo it was Bo all the waaayy baby!! LMAO!! Maybe it was just the General Lee that made them too cool??? :-)

Hehe. Yeah, and damn but those jeans were tight!

LOL

From the Dukes of Hazzard? Used to love watching that as a kid!

who the hell is that....

*goes onto google and types Luke Duke*

Yeah that was way before my time...I was about 5 then...if I had thing for him at the age of 5 I think there would be a serious problem!!

Oh my god, you never watched the Dukes of Hazard??

I guess I am old. Yeah, Luke was the dark haired one, my sister always thought Bo was so hot but I never had a thing for blondes.

**shuffles away with walker**

hahah sorry no....

but i did watch The Waltons and Little House on the Prairie and Blossom....do you remember Blossom?!!!

Yeah, I watched her show too. It's funny, I saw an article on Mayim Bialik the other day that she had been nominated to be on a new episode of What Not to Wear.She still looked the same in the photo, just a little frumpier.

LOVED the Waltons and Little House on the Prairie, Bionic Woman, Six Million Dollar Man, Magnum PI....ahh the oldies but goodies.
**sits down in rocking chair and reminisces**

Did you know Posh Spice went out with Corey Haim briefly before she got together with David Beckham? Strange but true!

Corey Haim got into drugs very very bad. I dont even know if hes still clean or not, I dont think he is.

oh thats ruins my image now...watching Lost Boys will never be the same again

I did read that somewhere before but wasn't sure if it was bull....that is scary....and Corey Haim looks quite scary now....I don't know what I was thinking...

*hangs head in shame* I upgraded to Johnny Depp though so the taste in men improved! LOL

I liked corey haim until the day he tried to sell one of his teeth on ebay..for some reason, that just turned me off...

LOL

Oh man did you see corey haim and corey feldman's reality show last year? "The 2 Coreys"wow corey haim changed a lot, and not for the good. I use to have such a crush on him when I was younger.

Oh, I know...time has definately not been kind to him... And he seems to be a tad bit psychotic as well. LOL

LMAO.
I wonder how many grams of crack a tooth will get you these days.

The economy is making everyone suffer...

ROFLMFAO!!

seriously?!!! OMG!

I liked him in The Lost Boys and License to Drive and I watched 21 Jump Street and replaced him with Johnny Depp...oh that was the best series ever...I wonder if you can get it on DVD....that'll take me back to the 80's!

you know, I never seen 21 jump street. I think it is on DVD..I LOVE me some johnny depp...**shivers**...he is gorgeous! I should watch it, from what i hear, it was a very good series..

**goes to amazon.com to see if they have it on DVD**

lol

omg I can't believe you never saw it! We never go it in the UK so I used to have to get my uncle to get it for me via some secret method he wasn't allowed to disclose...I never asked as long as he go it for me!

I always used to dream of being given a body search from Officer Tom Hanson (Depps charcter)....

*wonders into dream land*

Ooh...good idea, your uncle is a genius!!

**asks hubby to download 21 jump street in a totally innocent way over the internet**

LOL

I used to love watching that... though I barely remember anything. lol. I was mainly into it because of Johnny Depp (of course). My brother used to make fun of me so bad. haha.

And I just checked our library online.. they actually have Season 1 & 2 available to rent on DVD! Hmm.. tempting. heh.

LOL

But you forget that in the 80's we had not internet and it was all on VHS! I still have no idea how he got it but I had this image of him with some make shift satellite picking up all the US tv channels that we never got over here!

CALM down! that was Chelsea LAtely!
its a late nite talk show
and no its not scripted!

Agreed.

Yeah, it was a little funny, but I didn't like how they got all the facts wrong.

1. Taylor is a wolf, not a vampire.
2. Kristen is the one with the boyfriend, not Rob with a girlfriend.
3. Fake British accent??

Come on people! Get with the program! Lol....

<3 <3 <3

I got the impression they were just messing around.. not necessarily that clueless. I made a rather loud, odd-sounding snort/laugh that scared my cat when that random guy said something like "They like to suck." lol

That was pretty frickin' funny... bald guy cracked me up. She was pretty funny, too.

hahahahahah

Not only that, but Robert and Kristen have NOT done anything with each other! They can't help that they are portraying boyfriend and girlfriend in a world-wide hit! I mean they can't help it if Robert is the best actor and Kristen is the best actress and they are brought together to make the best movie known to man. Unlike you I don't think it's all that funny. I know it was clearly a joke, but I am mad at them for making fun of Robert even if it wasn't intentionally mean.

my name- it's chelsea handler...her show is the definition of sarcasm. it's okay -- you can laugh!

Totally agree with you :)
I didn't like all the sarcasm they used in that program ¬¬

yeah, at least if you're gonna slate something, do a bit of research first! LOL

I agree =:o)

You R taking this too seriously... Watch it one more time and enjoy a little sarcasm... After all we know who Rob is and why they R talking about him.. CUZ HE IS JUST WONDERFUL..:)))

ah, wonderful he is.

Watched it a second time, and see what you mean about the sarcasm. But I guess I like my irony a little more clever.
That Chelsea woman rubs me the wrong way, like an annoying person who thinks they're a riot but are really just being annoying.

Yeah I know what you mean, ZERO knowledge about Twilight..

And I also agree on that blond chick... so pretentious!

But the bold guy was just so stupidly funny…

Hmm sometimes I think it's hard for us Brits to get American humour...

I am American... I love good humor... sorry I just didn't get it. They came off as clueless and uneducated about the topic. And I didn't think it was sarcasm. Just not very funny. JMO.

If she really does know Peter, then she knows all about Twilight and the sensation it is... the jokes could have been way better. Making comments about tidbits that aren't true isn't funny. It's BS. (Jacob an Indian Vampire... Rob Patterson.. umm... Pattinson... fake accent..) seriously??? Even if they do KNOW and are joking... IT's NOT FUNNY. What's funny is making jokes about the "truth" ... Do your research people.

Maybe I'm taking it too seriously... fine. Still.. not funny.

Would love to see Dave Letterman do a "bit" on Twilight and Rob Patterson umm... Pattinson. Now THAT would be funny!!!! JMO people.

HAHAH I think opposite.. You guys have the best dark and sarcastic humour I love it.. I have had situations with Americans that just did not get our European humour (I am from Sweden).. We (or maybe I) can be so brutal that it just scares theme I think:)

Lol, I think the baldy guy was so excited in his sarcasm that to me it was hard to tell if he actually believed what he was saying or not. Our sarcasm tends to be a bit more ...dry, we tend to make it very very obvious when we are being sarcastic =:o)

I think he was trying to make a joke out of it but is probably secretly a fan - like a double bluff. We know you love it really, Baldy! You can't fool us! It takes an obsessive Twi-hard to know one!

Love your av pic, BTW :D

Haha
Thanks =:o)

The Indian vampire comment made me cringe, I agree he seemed like a serious fan until that point. After that he obviously had no idea what he was talking about.

Or he just mispoke because the show is shot in one continuous event... and if he had stopped to correct himself then the momentum would have been lost.

I think you guys need to lighten up about the world. Not everyone is an obsessive fan memorizing every detail of every moment in the books and pitching fits about how the movie (and even the teaser trailer) didn't perfectly match the movie. Not that you are... I've just noticed that some people are getting WAY too bent out of shape over all this. The world will not end over these things. Don't let it get your knickers in a twist.

***laughing my a$$ off****

That was freak'n hilirious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want that bald guy on here talking with us - he would be funny!!! He was into it.

too much hair?? - I don't think so honey - I could my fingers thru every single hair on that sexy head of his!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I actually saw this on tv.
Bald guy is awesome.

THATS TOO MUCH HAIR FOR ONE WOMAN! Amen!!!

lmao that was hilarious. Baldy was funny guy, and yea he did make a mistake Indian vampire? lol. Those two women must be beyond blind because even a blind person can see Rob's hotness and see why most girls love him and are all hypnotized. I know I am... :)

they got A LOT of facts wrong here

His name is Guy.

Yeah, the bald guy is a legend! That was soooo funny.

Slightly annoyed that Chelsea was pretending she didn't know anything at all about the whole Twilight phenonmenon - she is friends with Peter Facinelli, after all!

Oh I'm POSITIVE that she know's EXACTLY who the hale Rob is......
She can't tell me that her mind isn't in the gutter with the rest of us when it comes to knowing the sexy Rob Pattinson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL she prolly jus tpulled the ol "is it patterson or pattinson" line to try and fool us.

But if shes not into him...that one less woman to fight off ;)

Yes, Chelsea strikes us as someone who likes hot men - how could she resist Rob?

No way she could!!!
she's just like us! LOL

I'm sure she secretly has a poster of him hanging up in her bedroom!

LMAO!!!

i know i do... :P

Oh Chelsea just likes to wind us all up :) LOL

I bet she gets Peter over to her house dressed as Carlisle to re-enact key scenes :) LOL

Exactly what I would do - and what with Twilight and now Nurse Jackie, he must have a fair amount of spare doctor's coats! ;)

Yeah the bald guy is strangely passionate about all of this...

bald guy=my new hero

besides the fact that he called Taylor an indian vampire

lol i almost yelled at the computer "HES A WEREWOLF IDIOT"

whatever hes still my hero

i know that indian vampire thing kinda got me pissed...

Yeah, the 'Indian Vampire' part was absurdly ignorant but it was hilarious all the same.

LOL indian vampire! can you imagine it. i can-hilarious.

Yeah he did stand up for all of us Rob/Twilight fans!

Hell yeah!
I love that dude right there!

i thought he was just pretending.

yeah but he said tha tJacob was "the indian vampire"! what's with that?? lol

lol yeah he is! i love chelsea lately and the bald guy is one of the funniest on there!

I'm sure he is somewhere on here "hiding"....he's prob a grey face!!! LOL

Well, Effing is the queen of grey faces, we could get her to do a strip search of them!

**shivers**

Bald guy and strip search????

I'll pass!!

LMAO!!!

He's probably on here already!

*** scans down comments for possible bald guy ***

Anyone wanna 'fess up to being him?

LOL, he's probably too embarassed over his "Indian Vampire" phrase, he's probably figured out that he's wrong!

LOL hope he has!

OMG!!!! I SAW THIS VIDEO LIIKE 2 OR 3 NIGHTS AGO!!! I WAS TALKING TO THIS TO FERNI!!! BUT I DIDN'T HAVE THE LINK!!! :( BOOOO

FINEE!! ITS ME! That was me on Chelsea Lately, im sorry! Me and taylor are in love, stop being so judgmental!

ROFL!! I think you and Taylor would make an adorable couple. ;)

Hey Baldy!!!

LMAO!!!

HAHAHA

that guy is very funny =))
but i really hate the blonde girl
dont really care who she is...of course she knew who is rob pattison, she just done it for publicity patizen? please

Um, it's Robert PattINson not Robert PattISon.

of course
srry i wrote fast and i didn't checked

The bald guy is very funny.
I used to like that blonde chick Chlease but after her extreme lack of knowledge on Twilight(she should have done her research if she choose to talk about it), then dissing it and Robert I don't care for her that much for her :|

"They like to suck" hahahah

LOL, that was really funny!

This is kinda old, but funny as hell.

I love how Twilight is everywhere. It's so AWEsome!

fake british accent? he's from england you dumbass lol

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8th comment)
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg! I was drinking some milk while watching this and I choked!!! You should have a warning telling people not to drink anything while watching this!!!!!! hhahahahahah I love the bald dude,hes hilarious......I love that Taylor Lautner poster he was holding =)
OMG!!!!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing seriously,I'm laughing while typing this!!!!

LOVE that guy on the end!

i know i was laughing like crazy and the magazine of twist i have that one with that poster and im like is that guy im like he like robpattz and taylor im like wow

I love watching Chelsea Lately, Chelsea's hilarious.

hahahahahaha
hilarious but its kind of true

Fifth :) This vid was really really funny! The bald guy was adorable and hilarious.

hahaha yeah! I agree
Could be really funny talk with him about Rob :B lol

LOL That would be cool, yeah! I bet he would get super hyper again :D

that would be funny, or we could convince him to post here, haha that would be good too :P
and who doesn't get like that when one is talking about Rob? <3. I know who, a men not gay LOL

Whoaa good idea! :P
Yeah I mean I would be surprised if anyone doesn't get like that talking about Rob LOL

fourth!!! yay I made it to the top 5!!

Me thinks there will be screams of 'burn her!!!!' when everyone see's this! It really cracked me up though...sorry all you Rob fans! I love Chelsea!

FIRST!!....hmm,,,,next time:)))

i think i'm on a roll today!

first???

phoney british accent!?!?! EXCUUUUUSE ME?! i talk the same way as him and it's not because we're from 'transylvania where vampires are from,' it's because we're from BRITAIN!

but aww i love the bald guy he's adorable...

I no. There is nuthin rong with our british accent. It is not 'phoney' so people will like us more it is just the way we talk lol

Yeh the bald guy was great, did talk rubbish though haha

the bald guy is hilarious! except jacob is NOT a vampire...duh!!! get with it!


...i have to say i used to like chelsea until now! how in the world can you not think rob is AMAZING!???!

true say true say...
and who was the 'girl rob has supposedly been dating'???
i don't actually know who this chelsea person is... don't think she's on in england. but i know i don't like her now! haha, way to lose potential fans...

I think she was intentionally getting facts wrong. That's why you don't know who Rob was "supposedly dating" because he isn't. I personally don't think it was funny.

let's call it a tie. lol. or maybe i'll give it to you since i've already had 2 today, haha.

wow you really are on a roll! well it basically was a tie, give or take a milisecond, so we can share it :) haha

awww, that's too sweet! lol. thanks whereismyedward!

your welcome robsessed, anytime :)
and you may be setting a new record (2.5 firsts in 1 day!) so keep it up!!! loll

ohhhh, you got a picture! now i can recognize you more easily, lol.

I still can't even get one first :(. I don't care that much though so that's OK.