There are even more Twilight dolls entering the fray with two new Barbie brand dolls from Mattel.
This joins the crowded market of expensive Tonner dolls, as well as cheaper action figures for Edward and Bella and upcoming action figures for Jacob Black and Alice Cullen.
The Twilight Barbie Dolls are priced at around $35 each and should be released in late October.
[thanks Emma, Nicole, Kelly, others!]






Official Eclipse Illustrated Companion
New Book by Stephenie Meyer
Buy New Moon on DVD!

Twilight Journals
New Moon "Team Jacob" Book Edition with Poster
New MoonMovie Edition Paperback
New Moon Soundtrack
{ 293 comments… read them below or add one }
wow second dolls, but with no jacob
ohhhh no i rather have the real edward cullen
yeah and the real taylor ahhhhh i really love him
Make an Emmett doll….id prefer the real thing though.
They should make an Alice one.
HAHA….lovin the pale skin on the Edward doll…kinda looks like a sick Ken
since when did bella wear pinstripe pants?
When are they going to make the life size blow up dolls of Edward? LOL!!!
Don't they already have these?
Oh no they have action figures.
*Shutter*
Dolls scare the crap of me for some reson.lol
yeah…and makeup?? lmao
ahha!!
i think the are suppose to be regular jeans they are just to cheap.. which for 35.00 dollars they shouldnt be
Nooooo!! Please tell me this isn't so. Am I having a nightmare?
Who's idea was this? Summits?
**Bows head in shame, completely embarrassed to be a Twilight fan now**
Isn't the whole point of Twilight to not be cookie cutter and popular and conform to societal norms?
so true
Look it's Skipper and a look alike Freddie Munster. LOL!
They look okay. This brings me back to the 90210 barbie dolls. I proudly bought Brenda and Dylan.
Where's Jacob though?
Shouldnt “Barbie Dolls” be of barbie??
These are just twilight dolls…and a cheap way of making money at that. if your young enough to play with dolls then you are too young to watch/read twilight.
That is so creepy! hahahah!
But I bet if they made the wolf pack dolls I would buy them all !!!
Would that be weird? A grown woman with dolls?
Nope, not at all! Thats a great idea!
Wow, I can't wait now!
lol
*goes to Ebay/Amazon & starts searching*
LOL
Plastic ain't got nothing on the 'real' Edward! (:
Barbie, Twilight… Twarbie? No,… I wouldnt mind so much, but Twarbie! No. Twilight &+ barbie are in two completly different leagues of hier own! No, just no! :L
LOL and I'm sure Rob will just love his doll's pea coat!!
I luv how they have dun Edwards skin. Its much more like the character than uthas I have seen. I know I am 21 but I will probs still end up getting 1 lol. Anything with Robs face I can't resist and besides if I keep it in the packing it will b worth something one day. Not that I would eva sell it. I still have the Cedric one from 4 years ago lol
http://www.twitter.com/rpattzpoint
for $35 I hope it talks and turns into the real Edward… then it would be worth it!
Yes!!!! Now there is an idea worth cashing in on. Complete with finger porn and draw string for British accent.
**Bella, you are my life now, ….now let's get it on***
*searching for credit card*
I'm ready to preorder!!!
Ugh!!
They had to make these for the 7-9 year old fans to have something to play with when they are with their friends or on a playdate!!
Next thing you know they will be selling “Bella's House” like a Barbie house so you can get the complete set and Edward and Bella can play house.
The Nessie doll will be next!!
LOL
wow first the 2 new moon book, now these “aren't” action figures there barbies? Ok I haven't bought a Barbie for myself in what 25 years?
I think I know what im getting my daughter for her birthday in July though lol Ill just play with them when shes not looking.
so true bout dat. it does look like a sick ken
lmao…
Edward looks kinda creepy…
LOL, who wouldn't!!!
any doll is just a little bit creepy but im gonna say it right now, these dolls are a little bit extra creepy because theyre like the Stepford Version of the characters. freaky.
i dont know but to me they dont look like edward and bella
I'm sure those will be on the way soon enough, though you will pardon me if I don't indulge in them personally
OH the fingers!!! LOL!! Draw string! Love it. See why doesn't Summit ask us for ideas.
if someone actually made those they would make a fortune!
hmmmmm
WOULD TOTALLY TAKE THE BLOW UP EDWARD LOL!
Just imaginge the possibilities of a blow up Edward doll. Tell me if you find one, I'll whip out my credit card too!!!
I bet it would be suppper precious
so true bout that
LOL …Twarbie.
My daughter said she better NOT find me kissing her Edward Barbie doll!! she knows me to well.
I dont like it
bella is not a barbie!!!!
he looks gross actually. Like almost kinda fat in the face.
It's little personalized pea coat! I'm sure he'll hate it, LOL!
bahahaha loves it… will there be a full set including charlie, the cullens, the wolfpack, and hales?
They actually don't look half bad… I wouldn't mind getting the Edward even though I am team Jacob
Check out this new moon/eclipse parody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTvmLUaaxtM&feat...
Check out 8.12 there is major funniness with dolls (the whole thing is pretty funny actually)
bahahaha loves it… will there be a full set including charlie, the cullens, the wolfpack, and hales?
They actually don't look half bad… I wouldn't mind getting the Edward even though I am team Jacob
Check out this new moon/eclipse parody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTvmLUaaxtM&feat...
Check out 8.12 there is major funniness with dolls (the whole thing is pretty funny actually)
I have to say it's like lookin at Rob's mini me
I don't think this doll looks remotely like Rob at all! Neither does the doll version of Kristen!
I think I will passs on getting this.
Oh all things holy, how come my brain is telling me to buy these? I'm 24 years old! I don't need any stinkin' barbies…
But I really really really want them!
I know right! an Alice one that ACTUALLY captures alice cuteness though..not some weird grandma looking figure..and yes I'm talking about that already released Alice action figure. It was horrible!
They could make so much money off of us if they would just listen. '
The barbie dolls, not so much.
“Daddy, mommy won't let me play with my dolls!”
“Why? You didn't brush your teeth or something?”
“I did see” *points at teeth*
“Mommy won't let me play cuz SHE wants to paly with them now”
*Daddy calls psychiatrist*
“Hello, Dr. Gomez, she is doing it again…”
lol
i think i want the Breaking Dawn edition edward blow-up doll!
and jaypat–notice the finger porn on my new avatar? i thought you'd approve.
they don't even look like them
for 35 dollars or whatevr theyre in, i would expect a lot more, other than looking like a washed out ken doll.
LOL!
Do you think the husband would mind if we purchased that? Wait! We can deflate him when the husbands are there!!
*looks at purchasing electric air pump*
LMAO!!
OK. Have 4 year old daughter……..am slightly freaked out now……….thanks Spunkie………
Oh course they were gonna come out with these dolls… They see $$$$ signs on all that is
Twilight…..more Twi-dolls will come out the cars, houses, clothes….Wait and see… It's all about
the cash flow….
*jumping up and down*
Mr. Darcy! You are back! *hugs, a little too tightly*
It's ok. You don't have to play with them. You can watch me play! *wow!*
I'm just kidding!
*slaps hand*
Bad PIMSY! Bad!
is it wrong i actually went on ebay to search *whistles*
Ok lets be real, do people who read/ watch twilight actually buy dolls? I mean aren't they a bit old for that. I mean i get that people want merch and stuff, but dolls…. really? I just think that its taking it too far with the dolls, sorry if people disagree but twilight is aimed at an older audience than 7 year olds who buy barbies…
Oh my gosh she SOOO did look like a Grandma. It was seriously sick!
These dolls give me the creeps!!
Bella looks like she's a relation to the Hilton sisters and the Edward doll looks like a transvestite Rob Lowe…. just weird!!
Ok, this is where I draw the line on merchandise I buy! (but they are cute)
umm…your welcome? LOL
Just don't buy her Bella's Dream house if she ask for it! LOL
Oh yes I did!! Love it!! I didn't see that pic!
This man's hands are just insane. *sighs* I would settle for a hand replica if they can't make the blow up doll. Bendable fingers and all! LOL!!
Yup thats why the 2nd NM book yestuday to! Money Money Money there milking us!
Do they come with a Volvo?
yeah pretty soon these dolls will be on the shelf right next to the HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL and HANNAH MONTANA dolls
*ugh…shutters*
HAHA LMOA!
ONE question:
Do they vibrate????
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*imagines next birthday*
'Mummy, Mummy, I want to be a vampire when I am five !!!! '
*Mummy faints*
LMAO!
that is funny!!!!
i think these are actually cute! those tonner dolls were freakin' scary!
LOL…and to price them at $35 dollars each….cash cow!
Maxine A…
*Gullpp*
Partially guilty….
*Bows head in shame*
They would absolutely need to be anatomically correct though….
*wiggles eyebrows*
What I want to know is when they're going to release a pocket Jacob Black.
I think I would rather have a 'Real doll' that looked like Edward
You got it down pat Patience! shhh dont tell everyone though! I want to play with my Barbies in peace. lol I can make them do interesting things.
HMmmm you think they well make a Vampire Bella..like a before and after doll
It's good to see you too.
I missed some good stuff today…..hazards of having a
career…..arse-numbingly dull meetings that pull me away from reality (yes,
this is a much better reality as far as I'm concerned)
Oh they will dont worry lol
money
money
Lots and Lots of money to be made!
ha ha Bella looks like more “barbie” like barbie is dressing up to be bella for halloween or something..lol. And Edward..hmmm idk the skin looks creppish..idk
hey there may be a Breaking Dawn version of Renesmee as a Cabbage Patch..maybe…ha ha
I dont know why but I suddenly had the image of accidentally leaving it out and seeing my daughter floating in the pool holding onto my naked edward cullen blow up
*searching the house for the perfect hideaway*
eh let me know the pricing of an electric air pump
So sad, what do they think we are? Made of money?
*crashes piggy bank to go buy Edward doll*
Haha! LMAO
LOL!
*hands on mouth*
Ops, sorry….*giggles*
I won't tell a soul!
LOL
weird……thoughts of what some people may do with their freaky glittery Edward is going to keep me up at night…..
I rather have the real TAYLOR! Which I will get in a few days
LMAO!!! I cannot stop laughing!!! That sh!t was funny!! Girl, you are killing me.
Finger Porn huh? I'm sooo glad my avatar qualifies..wouldnt want to change CiggyRob!
These dolls look nothing like the characters/actors.!! =(
The only thing Mattel got right was the skin color on Edward & Bella
Yes it is a better reality! *sly smile*
Career? I won't be surprised if I get fired one of these days…I'm so distracted with this site.
Yeah and I'm meeting Rob like in 5 minutes so I gotta get going…
LOL!!! I know… gonna go take my collection of change to Coinstar for cash…
I gotta buy me my own Edward doll..
lol!
Your right. The sad thing is how much of mine they'll get.
PS
I'm a 32yearoldtwilightfan
Same here, I used to be a productive worker……
Used to be …..
Eh, this is better anyway.
By the way, did you really think that I could be Wickham?????
LMAO!!!
What would the neighbors think? lol
Is is just me..or does Edward's face look shiny?? you think he glitters?
They should so make one that glitters in the sunlight..lmao..
Did u see the new Jackson interview? I left it on the candy thread, worth reading
Yeah they are… and we are falling for it..
i love you avatar!!!
That's what I'm hoping for!!!!
“High Five”
*giggles*
Yes, I did! I'm sorry if that offended you…
is it just me, or does edward look blue, ?
haha(:
Absolutely agree with you.
that's funny!
That is prime perfect finger porn there!!!
I've never seen anyone hold a cigarette, pop can, microphone, pen like that!! It's so sexual the way he does it, and he knows it!!!
Thanks!
that and the entire film
that's what i want with my new moon dvd instead of this “bite mark on the box” crap. a replica of the hands! yay!
have you seen this one?
http://twitpic.com/86qwf
August I think actually. You can pre-order it on play.com lol
loooool. they should ! then i would get one.
but i think Bella looks too Barbie and Edward like a metrosexual ( even though i love metrosexual guys. hehe ) but still…. Mattel world noooo !.
The sad part is Id jump in to save Edward and yell at my daughter “that is not what he is used for!! you might have popped him!!!” as my husband looks at me with huge eyes in total shock and says “uh I think I know what he is used for and clearly if hes still intact after that that thing in indestructible” lol
yup definitely worth it…let me know you u find one
Edwards should and Bella with her beat-up orange truck..
LOL!
Mine would never be deflated unless I abused it and it got a whole in it!
LOL
OMFG I HOPE NOT!
Edward's face look sort of……greenish……….
(maybe its my imagination going wild!?)
Couldn't they at least make it look like them & not like Barbie & Ken?
ROTFLMAFAO!!!!
I think I woke up my kids laughing so hard!!
If they don't vibrate – How good can they be?
Hahahahahaha
I wonder what would happen if they did vibrate and you tied them together, would that be vamp sex? And would you be a perv if you watched it? Just curious!
Damn… I'm only away for a little while and this comes up… lol!!
Ooohh that Edward Cullen doll is looking mighty FINE if you ask me… chiaooo!! I'd much rather Rob, but that doll will do at the moment…
Haha! so agree!
ur welcome!!!!
*gulp*
Oh my!! What large hands you have Rob. I knew they were large, but WOW!!
wondering how many females will replay isle esme with these barbies…
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eh, no worries.
He does have the intriguing habit of showing up wherever we happen to be,
and shortly after myself…which I find all the more confusing because he's
not following my comments on Disqus.
I wonder if that should bother me?
And I saw that he's been turning on the charm, which inflames me bitterly.
I hope it doesn't come to this but I will fursplode on his hide if he
provokes me. Or maybe I won't fursplode, maybe I'll just box him into the
ground…….
*mind wanders*
me too. but I think it's not a big suprise. lol.
come on… TwiBarbie?!
what's next.. Blow up dolls?
Oh Edward that comment has my mind going in to many bad bad thoughts….. nope I'm not going to feed into the bad thoughts nope…
I know seriously here comes the tears! I just heard my daughter say “mom's laughing at the computer again she never tells us whats so funny”
Oh god sorry honey but you will never know haha
and so perfectly sculpted….sigh…
might as well get the privacy fence around the pool now before police get involved hahah
I just thought of something else the drawstring blow up Edward doll could say….
“I'm just a tool, a big hard tool.”
LMAO!!!1
They had to give him the stupid peacoat too yet. Man I hate that thing!! Whatever I'm sure this is one doll that will be unclothed at all times..at least thats what I do.. I mean what I would do…not that I have one or anything…ummm…yeah…stupid peacoat..
here is two barbies they could be twilight barbies if they gave them new costumes http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i245/scream_h...
I put that on my phone the other day so when I'm out and about I can just play it randomly and laugh….
Sorry for butting in on your conversation but I just have to say that I was laughing so hard at the image of a naked Edward blow up doll floating around in your pool that a couldn't breathe for a sec! Damn you are 2 funny for your own good
YES! YES! Mr. Darcy…
*mind wanders…Mr Darcy and Wickham wrestling, muddy…OMG*
*shakes head*
*tries to act uninterested*
Hmm…well if you must, I don’t blame you. Just this morning he was staring at my skirt! The nerve *giggles*
Free your mind 30YOTF. Bad thoughts can't hurt you!
And really, it's kind of an interesting concept – don't you think?
That is by far my favorite thing he has said in an interview.
LOL!
Thats's hilarious!
Well, while I'm here, if any of you guys are into handmade jewelry, I'd like to give a shout out to Forever and a Day at http://www.foreverandaday.etsy.com.
It's a shop my mom and I run on Etsy. We sell Twilight inspired jewelry and we take custom orders
You can also browse through our sold items (we have Hundreds of Happy customers) and get ideas for a custom item if you don't see something you like. We get our orders out fast!
Thank you and please stop by! (:
I haven't wrestled since high school; I've been doing MMA matches lately
*lightbulb*
Ahh that's just what I need to make up for all this Twilight Barbie horses
business.
*straps on gloves and heads for nearest cage*
Regarding Rob's fingers in your avatar……
I wonder if he watches Hi Majide
(How I survived a Japanese Gameshow) it looks similar to their gesture.
In case you're wondering – it's on tonight on ABC.
Hilarious, in case you haven't seen it!
haha glad you had a good laugh*takes a bow* and that you are breathing again! phew I swear this site is going to be the death of us!
*pours cold water on head*
*watches Mr. Darcy's blank stare*
*giggles*
umm…Maybe we should change subject Mr Darcy. Unless you want me to dry hump your leg and start howling like a mad woman!
*Mr. Darcy stares in shock at PIMSY*
Don't worry, I won't.
LOL
*dragging PIMSY away from Mr. D*
*shouting to Mr. D*
Sorry Mr. D!!! Our girl here needs a bit of cooling off!
No! Stop with the dolls already they're creeping me out.
Have sales of Barbie Dolls really plummeted that low…
**At Barbie Warehouse**
*Manager looks around at all the unsold products…what can I do to shift these…I know I'll dye the Barbie's blonde hair to make them brunettes and start calling them Bella, and I'll dip the Ken dolls in bleach and pass them off as Edward…all my problems will be solved!*
DAMN YOU MONET GRABBERS – CASHING IN ON TWILIGHT!
**Singing**
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie woooorld…
**Ahem, clears throat**
These are cute, they'd be great for some scene reenactments…if ya know what I mean. lmao
store clerk: “Hello, ma'am, will these two dolls be it for you?”
RIMR: “Yes, thank you. They're not for me though, they're for my *stutters* erm… little sister. She loves this crap
store clerk: “I'm sure she does. What a nice sibling you are then, for purchasing ALL THIS TWILIGHT stuff for her”
RIMR: “… nice? yes. very nice.”
*pays for dolls*
**within earshot of store clerk**
PHEW. I can't wait to go home and play with my dolls! *squeals*
______________________
I am pretty sure that is how THIS purchase is going down. LOL
I can already see myself filling the sink up with water, pretending it is Isle Esme.
lol i know! ok this is extremes though! i mean action figures are one thing but BARBIES thts for LITTLE kids, twilight would scare them! …. finger porn lol…
combat, you always crack me up..
*being dragged away to the naughty corner*
*looks back at Mr. Darcy apologetically*
*low voice*
I'm sorry…
*Ihowl pulls on tighter*
Ouch!
candy thread?
ROTFLMAO
Excellent question! Did you get an answer yet?
lol
LMAO! Did you find anything promising?!?!
if it has all the right bits in the right place *wink* I'll have one! lol
Now what did I do with my credit card????
just a large supply of cardboard cut outs, and something else but i can't remember what it was
it was something interesting tooooooo
*walks back in, bruised cheekbone, slightly split lower lip*
*sits down, takes off gloves, knuckles red*
Much better
*sees bucket of water*
May I?
*dumps bucket over head*
Ahhhh…..yes much better
Not yet, but I faith the answer will come to me. LOL
*sitting from the naughty corner watches as Mr. Darcy enters bruised*
*head low*
*low voice*
Hey Mr Darcy…had fun?
*not making eye contact*
Ha Ha priceless!!!! Or building Volterra out of sand!
Mr Darcy
good evening (well in the UK at least)
I wouldn't concern yourself with Mr Wickham. He hasn't got a patch on you. He's not that charming, definitely not as classy as you.
If you'd like I could keep an eye out and ghost near him just to scare him a little, I won't bite.
*flashing wide toothy sparkly smile*
LMAO!!
That sounds perfect. You could also get a little island house with a big white canopy bed too! lol
Vibrating posable fingers rofl… hahaha Sorry.. My mind instantly went there rofl.. hahaha
PIMSY?
What are you doing over there?
And yes, I rather did……you ok?
*concerned look*
Let me know when you know, please. I found my credit card.lol
Evening Phoenix
I am flattered, thank you.
I don't perceive a need for biting at the present time, but if he decides to turn into a git and you do please make sure you finish the job….
I shudder at the the thought of that man as an immortal with all of his attraction skill enhanced tenfold
i am positive I have a wicket (star wars) action figure, he can make up the Volturi in barbie playland!
this looks studip
I have a GI Joe, he can play Emmett. LOL
*avoiding eye contact*
I…I've behaved badly…
I'm sorry if I crossed the line…
*lowers head in shame*
hahaha i am down for one of those! haha
these are super cute. i love how she is wearing a headband and the BB Dakota jacket. sweet!
Oh Hello
No problem I don't intend to make him immortal, I am pretty thorough A scoundrel like him should not be given more ammunition for his arsenal, I agree.
I haven't seen much of Wickham, we'll see what happens.
I beg you pardon I must leave you, my occupation kept me away from this site and I have a fair bit of catching up to do.
I will surely be seeing you on another post.
Farewell for now.
LMAO
Poor Rob….this must be one of the things that makes him wake up sweating and screaming at night….
They're going to sell me alongside Barbie….NOoooooooo LMAO
The poor guy is looking for credibility
And people keep making it harder for him…Sorry Rob…..LOL
Sounds perfect!! And you could get the Kelli doll to be little Jane. And a snobby BRATZ doll to be Rosalie. lol
LOL I was just going to say if they're coming out with Alice and Jacob (and eventually the rest), you can play out your own version of the Twilight saga. hehe.
*picks up PIMSY*
Well I'm sure you have more than served your time.
Now I think Paul and his horse are getting lonely without you.
RISMR!! That's so great that you're buying those for your little sister.
When the Jacob Black and Wolf Pack Barbie dolls come out, I will buy them for MY little sister and maybe our …sisters can have a playdate!!
Yay!!! Of course we'll have to go along to make sure Jacob and Edward Barbie don't hurt each other, right? Right.
LOL
genius!
the inner child in me is dying to play Twilight! LOL. I can't wait to accessorize the Cullen's up the wazoo.
And remember the dinosaur toys from jurassic park? where one dinosaur could 'bite' another one, and bite marks would fall out? I'd incorporate that into the wolf pack.
Why, 4TW, I am sure our 'little sisters' would just LOVE a play date!!
I really hope..*coughs*..umm, I mean.. my LITTLE SISTER really hopes they DO make Jacob and Wolf Pack Barbie's… that would be too much fun.
I wonder if they will be like the power ranger toys, and morph into wolves, LOL
Am I the only one who thinks the Alice doll most resembles the character?
oh my gosh, that would be perfect!!
And you could use the little kelli barbie doll as Jane. An I'm sure you could find some Lord of the Rings action figures for the Volturi. lol
is there a deer sold separately for Edward?!?!
LOL
power ranger morph toys:
http://i8.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/36/fd/8e76_1.JPG
it could be the same for the wolves- sure the head wouldn't match the body, but it would still be fun!
ps- i definitely had the yellow ranger toy. loved trini. LOL
LOL don't forget about skipper.
and read my comment below- i casted my star wars action figures as the Volturi!
I might turn my 'my little pony tails' into the wolf pack.. *snickers*
lol seriously?
oh my edward!
what next?!
the companies are really beggining to make this a cheesy/creepy FAD!
god! no more crapy, money making mechandise related to twilight!
it already makes enough money without soaking everyone for their last pennies.
and really, who would want to be a barbie? that would be horrifying!
it's game over for him once they make a 'dazzle-me-rob' window cleaner. then he'd REALLY be a household name!
*smiles warmly*
Thank you Mr Darcy!
*twirls and jumps toward Alex post*
LMAO!! HA! The little ponies would be perfect.
And as long as we're on that note, you could ditch the Ken doll as Edward and use a unicorn instead. lol
window cleaner?? ill take three!
LOL
I agree with what you've said, especially about the crappy, money making merchandise!
But if it's a legitimate 'Mattel' barbie brand- they make a lot of people into barbie's as a sign of being a legend. there are “I love Lucy” dolls, “Wizard of Oz” dolls, etc.
I don't like them being made into a Barbie this soon, because it IS to sell money. But usually something like this boosts stars up to an iconic level- and it's supposed to be flattering.
All too soon though.
*blushes*
cjean- I like where your head's at!
OOh! They might give them little wolf clothing that slips on velcros shut and then rips off quickly. Cool!! I mean. for my little sister. it would be cool. I bet she'll want long-haired Jake too. I'd braid it!! I mean..because she doesn't know how.
LOL
Is there some bad lighting for these dolls? Because the Edward doll doesn't look pale, it looks grey. Maybe it's just my old eyes. LOL!
And I'm confused, are they making Barbie and Tonner dolls for Jacob and Alice as well, or just the action figures?
Thanks! lol
So I just had the picture in my head of a grown adult sitting in her bedroom with Barbie dolls, GI Joes, Star Wars action figures, my little ponies, and a unicorn. WTF?!!?!
LMAO!
*blushes*
all I can think about are unicorns
*giggles*
LMAO
I can see it now….
I bet he never goes near another fanchise as long as he lives
lol
same here… LMAO!!! now I will have dreamsabout it!!
*needs to find her Wolfpack picture soon*
*oh there it is*
Oh Hale.. I am still thinking of a naked Edward blow up doll
ROTFLMAO
Priceless!
she may one day in the distant future…..
I bet Rob threw up in his mouth when he saw this….
And then made himself a triple Jack daniels
lol
already had fourth graders coming into my classroom with BD in their hands
*teacher faints*
Yeah.. scary really scary
oh no! rob is mine shes not going anywhere near this!
I would replace the pea coat with a black leather jacket….Voila! Bad A$$ Edward…..
lol it looks somewhat better than the vibrating doll haha
oh dear
I thought peeps here were good at sharing. Obviously not lol
My mistake, apologies LMAO
Try not to rip any vital parts of the doll ROTFL
Sorry ….. sorry …………. you painted a great picture
hahaha. Twifans. You can't live without us!
I wish they would make a life size Jacob Black! Yummmm…. ;9
Hey you guys can change to be somewhat swingers with Edward Cullen
They don't even look like the real Bella And Edward….So why is it $35 does it talk…?
I kinda agree with you..
They are beautiful but they look nothing like Bella and Edward..
Too…. Barbie.
can u spell?
lmao! i do what I can
nah the doll im not too worried about ive gotten backups just in case my daughter decides to go for a swim with blow up edward again…you know just had to be prepared
LMAO you're awesome!
they look sortof creepy …… the edward one looks way too white/grey. isnt it a little early for them to make twilight barbies?
i've never seen it, but you have piqued my interest now. lol
do i get a cookie or something?! lol
Bella and Edward dolls is all there is need for. Oh my, the things I would do with that Edward doll!
Eew. Seriously, that is SO messed up. Oh my gosh…. wow just…. oh MY GOSH. UGH.
Bless him, I bet he didn't realise what he was getting himself into!
Heres ya go, very cute.
http://en.twilightpoison.com/movies/jackson_rat...
I really don't think he did
Poor Rob
And i don't think he asked for it…he thought it was gonna be a small movie lol
Bella's not too bad, but Edward looks kinda creepy!!
Hahaha….oh thats so wrong when i know my 6yrold niece loves barbie…..
and finally barbie is looking like a normal person LOL… but twilight must be big if barbie has jumped onto the twilight bandwagon! Ken who? LOL
For the kind of dolls you are all wanting..im pretty sure you can only get those at the adult shops and no need to be embarassed buying from there!
I agree, so far what I have read you all have wonderful ideas! I would definitely buy a life sized blow up doll of Edward! LOL!
I bet you would have a lot of people jumping in your pool uninvited!!! LOL!
well i am not too keen on the idea of the action figure or dolls but at least these look better than the last ones.
um i really wouldn't buy THIS….haha
How cute! I would love to buy them for my niece, but she does not think that Rob is cute (can you imagine). She keeps telliig me “he is not good looking” and that Zac Efron is so much better. Oh well, hoping to live vicariously through her.
could you imagine all the barbie doll porn,that we pose them in…..omg….even better life size blow up ones..wow wow wow……btw did you finish the story from last night? if you did which post may i find it………….thanks
whatever you do- don't try to cut the barbie's hair yourself. i learned the hard way that you cannot put hair in a pony tail and just snip away. :0(
lol. Rob and Kristen have to be the two most non-commercial actors doing a franchise.
but hey, it work for Al Pacino in the Godfather, and Johnny Depp with Pirates.
I'd sure like to be there when Rob took the triple shot, though! :0)
Yes, I tried not to stay too long in that post, my love.. Too much fodder for bad thoughts. LOL. I am currently working on rest of story as we speak and will let you know when I've posted.. either in 1/2 hour or so, or tomorrow. LOL
Why do all barbie dolls have the same face my friend collects them and all that ever changes is what they wear
Never. I'm a fan of beautiful long hair on guys, it just makes me want to.. I mean, my sister. . really likes it.. I'm just styling it really..
LOL
LOL So funny!
See if you can get these thigs marketed, okay.
No, on the contrary I think you'd have the whole female population of your neighborhood clamoring for invites to your pool!
You might have to hire big, burly security guards. (No, I guess not, this would be way too distracting…)
And don't dye the Bella Babie's hair black and cut it into an uneven shag…oh, sorry Kristen, didn't see you there. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yes, I heard it was for a movie…nice job…
As I slink off and try to disappear off the post…
No, I think he just looks like anemic Ken.
Had to become a vampire because he couldn't keep his hemoglobin up!
No, I'll just keep my little pocket Edward doll. He is Fine.
That would be somthing to see!
Mattel has a whole line of Barbie's dressed as different movie characters. Some are collectibles. I've seen Scarlett and Rhett from Gone with the Wind, Christine and the phantom from the Phantom of the Opera, etc.
I must say, these aren't the best likeness they could have done…
LMAO ok that was great this topic just keeps getting better! You are so right tho as soon word gets out I have a naked blow up edward floating in my pool im gunna have to think about charging admission fees. oh man to think how much women would pay to see that! Brilliant breesmom you just made me a fortune!
Would u like an Edward blow up? I feel I owe yah one
Sure, that would be great. I don't have a pool but I think I could find uses for it!
Just like pocket Edward…I could take it to work…would put a whole different spin on breaktime and lunch. Would have to make a schedule…hummmm
Of course! Long tapered fingers, large feet, the jawline, the V…very long checklist for this one. The'll need good inspector to make sure they get it right. Any volunteers?
Barbies aren't that flexible…now pocket Edward and Bella, on the other hand…
*images women every where carrying blow up edwards to work, school, sitting at the dinner table, on the bed of course, in the shower, in the closet..*
man this is gunna get out of control the schedule thing is a good idea. A day of edward with some work squeezed in
Yey, dollies!
Gosh, I need to save $35 now!!!
ohhhh yes!!!!! I wwnt a Jacob 2!!!
ROFLMAO!! I'm so sorry I missed this conversation yesterday. I'm pissing my pants here…
And now I'm at work and I'm laughing so hard at my computer that I get all these annoyed 'looks' (you probably know those looks…)
God, I've got to find me some tissues… that was priceless!
LOL!!! I'm IN!
Isobel! I read your warning in the other post too late!!
All my colleagues witnessed me cracking up…
You were right, this was totally worth reading!!
And he's got to sparkle of course!!
Why oh why can I not find a guy like Jackson…….he says ALL the right
things!! Thanks soo much for the link!!!!!!
I've never heard of “candy thread”. Is that a new term for link to
something cool?
LMAO no silly I was talking about the thread with Ashley at the Candy store. lol
I am STILL laughing from this conversation. Real Men Glitter just floored me with that comment.
Sorry no room o the other thread but i sent you that fan fic chapter for breaking dawn
I don't, they look kind of ridiculous. $35? That's about 30 euro I think.. 30 euro which wouldn't be well spent. Then again I hate Barbie and what not. I think they look silly. Bella looks too much like Barbie, Edward looks too much like Ken….
…Yup.
LMAO oh man i felt like a terrible mother I couldnt even look at my daughter after that comment without cracking up
and yes of course I know those looks! haha
Okay, wow. I don't know why I flashed back to the time when we had the movie 'Toy Soldier' or something? Only this is 'Toy vampire' Imagine having a toy bite you.
O.M.F.G
The Barbie company scerws EVERYTHING!!!
Haha told you so
Btw what kind of work do you do if you don't mind me asking
is it just me or does the edward doll look like a girl in mans clothes LOL
Thats the most horrible doll (edwards one) i have ever seen!
No, of course you can ask me! I work as a kind of mediator between two departments. One department develops courses for construction workers and the other department has to organize the courses. I sort of have to gather information from one unit and transfer it to the other, it requires a lot of communication skills. You might not expect it, but I like my job!
I read in one of your comments that you're still studying, in Leiden, right? What are you studying?
I got it! Thanx a lot! Wonder if this chapter will be satisfying enough LOL
LOL
I'm just back….was it a good insert for the breaking dawn chapter then?? lol
The things I would do to the Edward doll…………..
I WOULD PUT IT IN A CASE AND PUT IT ON A SHELF FOR DISPLAY!
What were you thinking…perverts! just kidding!
Well, they are better than the ones they sell at hot topic.
All though, they could tone down the skin color on Edward…
Sounds like an important job! What kind of study did you do? I study psychology at the university of Leiden. I just passed all my exams and re-exams and in September I'm starting my third year. I think I'm going to do a master in Clinical Psychology after I get my bachelor. So I still got a long way ahead of me.. but first it's vacation!!
Pfff you can say that again! That was exactly what was missing in the book.
Don't get me wrong, I think Stephenie Meyer is a wonderful author, but she seems to be just a little prude. She easily could have written something like this chapter (I thought it was still quite decent). I would've told her: See, that wasn't so bad? LOL
wat a great caple
waoooooooooooo wat a great caple
hi…from almost 6 months later.
can you belive what a goober i was?? asking your approval of my avatar! haha! oh wait..that's when finger porn was in your name, right? so i thought you'd like it!
I love it!! Gah, you're such a goober!!! LOL!
I completely remember this conversation and this post!!! It's one of my all time favorites!
RMG and I had the best laugh on this post too. She talked about her Edward blow up doll! HA!
I can't believe you found it!!
hi…from almost 6 months later.
can you belive what a goober i was?? asking your approval of my avatar! haha! oh wait..that's when finger porn was in your name, right? so i thought you'd like it!
I love it!! Gah, you're such a goober!!! LOL!
I completely remember this conversation and this post!!! It's one of my all time favorites!
RMG and I had the best laugh on this post too. She talked about her Edward blow up doll! HA!
I can't believe you found it!!
you guys are so good in new moon.
I Reckon The Edward Doll Lokes Like Angel Buffys Boyfriend And Bella Looks Like Barbie With Brown Hair
Hey whts up listen i have both of those dolls but i LOVE Jacob wayyyy better then Edward because i vote Jake's pac a 1,000,000,000,000 and more then tht?? hoow much do you vote??????
hey guyz its taylor just wanted to say thanks for all your support! i mean you guys are the best we love our fans of course! thanks you guys so much we love you and cant wait for you guys to see “Eclipse” we hope you like it it was really fun actually filming in vancouver with the cast again.. i was som excited to come bck and show off my werewolf moves to the fan thanks ya guys!!!!!
i love u twlight!!!
bella and edward r a cute copuil!!
twilight
new moon
eclipse
breaking dawn
stephenie meyer u r a good athor!!!!
lol what the heck man yall r so good!!!
team jacob or team edward
i choose team edward
because i love vampires!!
kool me too!!
so how r u today?
nm bored
u?
do u know how much the dolls cost?
yes they r 28.98