Whats with that creepy lady trying to get in the shot in 2nd picture ! And its not a coincidence cause she is like smiling right into the camera......but maybe shes the photographer and just wants to be in the picture !!!!!Oh well

SO SO HOT!

haha kay so i jus kinda noticed that him and i kinda look a like !!
people have ben telling me all year long since Twilight appeares, but i didn't thought about it.
but i kinda see a resemblance. LOL.

THIS IS FREAKY ME AND TAYLOR KINDA LOOK A LIKE, I'M 17 TOO BTW. SCARYY
ANND LAST NAMES START WITH THE L TOO HAHA

oh man...
he is HOT.
i love that suit, he is looking FINE...
back off people... taylor is MY chocolate candybar...
hmm... well if im feeling generous i might share, but u guys are only getting very tiny, microscopic pieces....
MINE!!!!!!!!!!

okay ummmm, i sound very greedy dont i?
and kind of obsessed...
XD

wow he is sooo hot :D i just love me some taylor lol :D

WOLF MAN at the pack's service!!! Taylor is looking so GOOD in that suit... wooo Tay!!! I can see all the pack girls swooning and drooling over your cute butt and I might agree w/ them... you're looking mighty HOT every day that passes you by!! So cute and so HOT at the same time... you sexy WOLF MAN ;-)

Great pictures!

Taylor looks very handsome in his suit.

He is hotter than hot, Taylor, way to go!!!!!!!....you are so beautiful!!!!!!!

Yeahh! I love his eyes! i had never realized that he had such a great skin!

WOW I mean, she's sooo lucky
I wish I could know him I am sure he's the cutest guy in earth I will be freakin out! OMG she's the luckiest girl in the world!
He is so C - U - T - E
also Hot!
But he's too young ): I mean, not for me...he's oldier than me but he's too young for being that Hot!
Yumii I like it!

You gotta love those eyes!
And that perfect skin.
*sighs*

My good God he's delicious!

*yawns* wheres the good looking one?

*pours cup of coffee*

ah, the wolf girls must be in a frenzy today. good for them, someone ought to have a good start to the day, and they deserve it.

Taylor is cute- but I can't fully check him out without feeling like a pervert. a) He is the age of my little sister b) and my sister's name is Taylor (darn those unisex names

Love the suit though. Maybe once Taylor is in his early to mid twenties, I won't feel like such a perv and can appreciate all that is Taylor Lautner. LOL

Thank goodness for Rob... and Jackson...and Kellan...and Peter..

Yep, I think I'll be okay

he looks so adorkable!
i can't wait to see what other movies he'll do! :O

oh my gosh...has anyone seen these pics of taylor from the 17th!!
He looks exhausted!! Get just arrived in New York for some reason...dunno why!!
Heres the link:
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...
TEAM JACOB!!

Dear NMM,

You KNEW that my internet had screw up yesterday, didn't you??

You KNEW that I am on the EAST COAST, didn't you??

You KNEW that I am going to be the LAST Wolf Girl to comment, didn't you??

YOU KNEW that I am going to be happy as well as sad to see that there are nearly 400 comments before I come online, didn't you??

Thanks for letting me know how much you HATE me...

*sniffles*
Yours truly,
Howling Girl

*Nelson's (fat bully from The Simpson's) voice:
HAHA!!!!

lmao!!

If you HA HA once more I am going to do what you have suggested in your name... and I dont mean the "AndCallMe_MrsPattinson" part....

hmpf...

whoa! gitl, that's pretty dramatic.. hehe.. =)

I take the crown of being the drama queen, thank you...

*still sulking*

aww.. now-now.. *pats IHowl2's back*

OMFG!!!!!!
*tries to hide shock at the HOTNESS of Jacob*
DAAAAAAAAYYYMM he's FIIIIIIIINE!!!!!
*fails miserbaly*

N.B I can date Taylor WITHOUT getting arrested!!!!

LMAO!!!

If you take him in the back alley, you can!

I always have to smile when I see your name LOL.

oh believe me if i could then i would....if i could past all those VERY OLD Taylor fans!!! (Yeah, you know who you are!!!)
Its time for desperate measures!!!
*goes in search of a water hose*

Very old Taylor fans, haha. Yourself not included of course...

Hmm, Taylor is cute, but too much of a kid for me...

That's me in those pics. I took them. I wish it was RPatz but I was sooo excited to see Jacob. It was actually quite a surprise, no one knew he was going. Then everyone heard "OMG ITS THE GUY FROM TWILIGHT!!!!" So I asumed automatically it was Rob, then I heard everyone yelling, "Taylor, Taylor, over here!!"
I am a Team Edward fan alll the way. But of course I freaked out when I saw Jacob. And yeah for a good five minutes I was Team Jacob : )

Haha! Behold the power that is Jacob hotness! :p its a dangerous but delicious force to be reckoned with lol. Thanks sooo much for the pics Jackie! They came out perfectly! :) Made my work day MUCH MUCH better! <3

Oh Wow!!
Look at that mouth....
repeats over and over
*jailbait, jailbait, jailbait*
oh what the hale that is only if you get caught...lol!!

love the third and last picture of taylor! he's so cute!

W-O-W!!!! he is soo cute!!!! ahhh.....and back up vampires its the Werewolves turn to run!!!!!! woot woot!!!!!!!

TEAM JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!!XD

(i still love the vampires but i love the wolves more!!!!)

**Patting hand on mouth, yawning**

Rob? Rob? Where are you?

He's all so yummy... At least he said any girl has a chance... I'd better get in line ;)

wow lovin the close up pics gosh he such a stud hey i hear he hits on alot of his
fans which kinda makes him a player still love him though hes young boys will be boys LOL

I never really noticed but he really is kinda beautiful!

Gotta love a man in a suit!!

edit* gotta love a man *of age* in a suit!!

**wolf whistles**

I know he's still not quite 18 but...DAMN! He still looks good! Plus I have a thing for guys wearing a suit and tie!

JESUS! it seems like everyone gets to see hot Taylor in the flesh =(

He is a cuttie...but I just see a kid. He even looks a lot like my friends kid..he is 4 haha. He has some facial expressions that are spot on.
I don't know his face is still childlike...but that's normal, he's still young.

His team is really pushing him hard and knows how to sell himself well.:)

Rob beats Taylor in a suit anyday ;]
i mean Taylor's hot but Rob i mean come on .. he is the defination of gorgeous perfection!!!
Team Rob<33
(sorry taylor/jacob fans)

Nah, you can have him. Personally I think TL rocks the suit better than anyone else I've seen from the cast. But to each their own :)

hell yeah! his hips fit perfectly in it. /sigh,melts, swoon

HOT.....I'm always reminded when I see his pics

5. He's too young (my brother is his age)
4. My brothers name is Jacob
3. My best friend name is Taylor
2. I will ALWAYS be Team Edward
1. I heart Robert Pattinson :)




but I can still look, right???

Haha! No hope for you, you`re screwed! LOL

I know right! lol

huh...my list sounded like Chandler Bings......

"The meaning of the box is three fold..."

He's so so cute. Team Jake, lol :))

ugh.....pleeease get an avatar pic

wow he has great skin. * floored *

love him!!
<3

hes so adorable

Thank you Jackie!!!

Sideways shot...too....much....can't....take the lack of oxygen to lungs. The jawline...cheekbones....lips...drawn...in.

UGH!

*THUD*

(Back off vamp girls! Stick to your side of the fence! Wolfgirls saw him first! :P )

i know, right??? gawd he's soo hot!!!! even on snap shots!!! *drooling*

whoa whoa whoa. which vamp girls are trying to hop the wolf fence?

if I had fangs, I would glare them at the vamp girls.

until then, I'll just make a really stupid face, pretending to have fangs

LMAO

I still have my bazooka. Freshly polished and ready for some vamp-butt-kicking-action ;)
Awwww, man! I totally should have made this interview with him!! That fashion event would have given me excellent excuse to stare him up and down...pretending I'm analyzing his outfit while I really take in that beauty.
Look at him. Just...look at him. What a sight.

Called dibs!!!!

Oh man! &*#* I get up and go to office in a very chirpy mood - wondering abt the chirpy mood...

It was the universe telling me that "GO check out NMM... Your Tay is there"

*shaking fists at NMM*

YOU REALLY HATE ME DON'T YOU!!!!!

o i wanted to text you last night but didn't know if you had already gone to bed :(

i'm telling you! its the bacon scented spray!!!
i think the short shorts and tight tank tops did it too, we got the alpha this time! we must remember this for future trips.

but seriously! look at his lips!! that bottom one just needs a good biting!

*breathing deeply*

Yes!!! Bacon scented!! LOL!

Bottom lip? Jaw? those cheeks??/ I can think of so many places that needs biting and nipping!!

Yes...and you could touch his tux wanting to analyze the fabric even more! Maybe check what underwear he wears too! LOL

Underwear shmunderwear! He should just roll commando...LOL! *Dies*

In defense of all the vamp girls, the first time we saw taylor was a year ago when he still looked like a boy scout and didn't have much to offer in the hotness department. Twilight and another year has done that boy some gooood!

yes but he had potential even then! he's come a LOOOOONNNNNNG way from Shark Boy! lol

plus, we still prefer Charlie... don't we Whit? DON'T WE?? ;)

DUH JO!!!! yes of course :)

*crosses fingers behind back* ;)

bad Whit, baaaad! :)
however, I understand you! young ladies like us have a temper and unlimited energy ;)

Charlie is my token popsickle of choice...Not even Rob can steal my attention away from him, that says a lot lol!

See all that proves though is wolf girls always have better taste. We can always see potential.

;-)

lol. I feel like we need a truce with with vamp and wolf girls.

you have better taste and def a better chance to end up in prison! ;)
(yeah, I'm just jealous ;))

very true jo!!! one of these days, i'm gonna see one of the wolf pack girls on that "to catch a predator" show for oogling over a 17-year old boy (or i might see myself on it for the same reason) LOL

Haha, I'm legal!!!! Fifteen, baby!

Nah, I'm not usually a patient woman, but in this case I deserve the Pulitzer LOL! I'm very contently waiting until Feb. when he's legal :D I think I speak for most of my Pack mates when I say, it will be OH so worth the wait!

hell yeah! :D even though i came late. :(

hell yeah! *fist bump, hi 5, secret handshake*

*fist bump, hi 5, secret handshake back*

Hopefully I don't have to bring out the Paul in me LOL! Vamp girls need to know their place. :-)

this vamp girl knows her place, and it is NOT with Jacob.

Uh, hey TWP, they really really don't, so if you could bring out the claws please.. McNutters is being all friendly-like up there.
LOL

Uh oh *brings out the claws* Time to go Paulish on their rears! Even if they do sparkle like a 5 year old's art project.

True.. the more sophisticated ones are like Hallmark cards, though.. like those.. "My dear friend.. after all these years together..." It's just hallmark cards usually don't bite or say things like, "shove (choose an object)up your butt.

These vamp girls crack me up..

lOL

would ya look at that we got the alpha! i'm telling you the bacon spray works! althought i think the tanks and shorts is what bagged the alpha. we should remember this for our next outing!

*beams* YOu are such a good luck charm.. Our record is 2 for 2 with you around and the bacon spray. Do you think the too-tight-tank-top had anything to do with it, also? LOL

Hurrah for us... if we get desperate I'll look you up again.

LOL

the tank tops most def played a huge part in this latest victory! we didnt have them last time, and didnt get the alpha! but we did this time!!!
*doing happy dance**stops doing happy dance, and turns green* ugh, i had a few too many mojitos last night....

lmao! "oh no! its been DAYS and no wolf posts! what are we gonna do!!
"why call Venomandspice of course! you local expert in hunting, finding, and tracking werewolves!"

i need a slogen and super hero cape!!!

JUst checking in.. but I'll be sending one your way soon. LOL

LMAO
yeah im no good at fighting so i leave the best for last for you two. ;)

you are so lucky! :) i wish i was there!

I never notice how cute he is he has grown so much

k, so they say a dog is a mans best friend, but i mean, jacob wolf can come be my best friend anyday! come to mama sugar taylor.....

That girl in the pics has the look of being A Rob Pattinson style fan girl tackler.
Run Tay run!!!! lol

I agree, lol. It was nice of her to share the pictures with everyone but did she need to share the last one? It's a little creepy! lol

The last thing she shared before she went off the deep end.lol

JUST GORGEOUS!

WHY MUST HE BE ONLY 17!!!!!!!!! :( Oh Well. As others say, we can look, but no touchy touchy. :D

hahaha that's true at least she wasn't trying to jump on him. CUTE PIXS !

You know I am all about the Robster but
WOW
That boy is one fine lookin lad...
Take it easy wolf girls...
I'm just looking!
No touchy touchy.
*second thoughts*
Well maybe just a little rub...
and a kiss...lick...nibble...
LOL

i guess i am standing in the same line as you sparkly. my vamp is with the other angels tonight so uh i could use a nibble of taylor to hold me over! LOL

*patiently waiting for the wrath of ih2 and tsh*

he was with me and that was the reason why I wasn't tty yesterday! ha! ;) *massages achy parts of her body* ;)

Oh me too Sparkly...

Love Rob!!!

But OMG!! Taylor is looking good!!!

LOL
If he wasn't just barely young enought to be my son I amy actually be attracted to him!

too bad he's a minor!

Yeah too Bad he is a minor...Dang it!!

**whispers**
is this post safe??
The other one scared the sh*t outta me!

*smacks Sparkly with umbrella*
snap out of it.. there are plenty of Rob posts to the right if your mouth feels the need to be moving..
*glares, arms folded*

*stands next to Howly*
*gives Niki's death glare*
*takes 4tws umbrella and throws it over shoulder*

I think it's time for heavier armor.

*hands 4tw a bat*

I suggest we both do what we can do best.
You smack, I'll do the stare.

JUICY!!!! I'm so glad your'e here. McNutters was all just like, handing out flowers and peace signs with glitter and and..
*grabs bat*
Ok, you stare and I'll start smacking and ancha there will growl if she can stop cracking me up with her Y"All threats over there.
LOL '
*crack* One down, Juicy, but the ship-jumpers are crawling out of the woodwork. Can you perhaps design him some clothing that doesn't make him look so attractive? *whack* This *whack* could *whack* continue *bifff* if he keeps *crack* wearing Calvin Klein.
*looks around* Do we got 'em all?

and i didnt even need to use violence. heheheh

hey i knocked off 2 or 3 people and one is already respecting me. look below..

*fist bump*

we're training you well, McNutty. LOL

LOL yes you have. im still a total noob *giggles at the word noob rhymes with boob like man boobs...ok enuff*
and im still a prepubescent wolf so i gots lots to learn.

Sorry hon, but I don't think I could design anything ugly enough to make him look worse. See, that's the problem right there: he looks great in whatever he wears.
I guess we have to come up with something else.
*swings bat*
Well, I don't think we have another option...
and they say violence is no solution...ha.

Great. why does the yummie tay post come up when I have to leave??
Life is a b**ch.
You take care of the situation, leah my love, ok?
I rely on you. Give em hell.

Of course, Juicy, love, *crack* *whack* *bam* I have it totally covered..

LOL

OWW!
*falls forward, hits chin on floor*
dammit! you made me bite my tongue!
LOL
Hmmm...yes, a nice cold popsicle would make my tongue feel better!
*goes off to watch faster kill pussycat video again*
*grabbing extra panties (I'm gonna need them)*

What can I say... Taylor is hot!! And he looks hotter in suit!
But when I look him with desire eyes I feel a kind of guilty!

He's too young! >.<

Then I look him and it's like: ooh he's a cutie! ^^

It's always of the both ways!

yeah i too used to feel guilty but then one day i just said f^&k it and gave in to the sexiness that he is!!! besides, according to my sources, he is legal in the UK!

Now, i have NO shame! bring on the delicious taylor pics!

You have a really good point there, Whitneee!! I'll do some research... maybe I can feel not guilty after all xD

**don't worry Jackson, you're number one!**

*uses emplyee discount at petsmart to order MORE shamwow*
*melts, sighs*

Holy crap major photo bomb! We did the same with Will Smith at the Seven Pounds premiere for Z1077 haha

i agree with vanessa_thp :)
i still think Robert is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
moree GORGEOUS!!!!
sorryyyy but its the truth :P

tay tay is hot

didn't you just say something about wolves being stinky or filthy about 20 minutes ago..
my my how a nice little pic of the boy in the suit makes a person change their mind so quickly..
*glares at diamondslady*
LOL

its late everything looks better at closing time ask mickey gilley. like apeive of art nice to look at but dont to hang in my den

LOL..."apeive of art" ...LOL you HAVE had a lot to drink.

*runs serpentine*

Please don't shoot me.

Oh sh*t!!!

Evasive action, Scarlet...EVASIVE ACTION!!!

LMAO!!!

On a side note, Effing, you're one of the most hysterical people I've met...

*adding you to my friends list*

Aw...add me and I will add you...LOL

your "hard on" comment up there to 4tW had me LMAO!!!!

Uh, just trying to find a reply box.. what you can tell Scarlet is that I prefer ppl who fight with me all day long, buy me gifts. and THEN have the decency to tell me goodnight rather than just wandering off..
*glares, completely offendend*
And takes this back you..you... you... ugh!!!!
*throws Miss You Melon at Effing_ and stalks off muttering angrily*
lol

**sees 4tW walking away**
 
**picks up lip gloss and rocks**
 
**wields them at 4tW's head, hitting her**
 
**shouts**
 
THAT WAS A GIFT, keeo it!! and you can add the rocks to your collection!!
 
I will be sure to tell her!!
 
**blows kisses**
 
GOOD NIGHT, 4tW!!!!
 
;)

*snatches rocks/lip gloss before they fall*

I hate you too.

Have a lousy night, Stalker!*

*grins and crawls into bed, putting new lip gloss tubes next to Effing's avatar and Taylor's picture under pillow*

lol

nevermind...apparently I already did.

oh...did I add you???

*goes to check disqus profile*

nope...

**adds Scarlet to Follow list**
okay...we are friends...

**opens arms wide**
BIIIIIIIG HUG!!!

LOL

*squeezes Effing*

Ok..now help me convince 4tW that she just denying her true feelings... and that she REALLY loves me!

hmm...that is tricky...she is not as permiscious as I am....Have you tried giving her gifts? She really like that sort of thing....she is kina old fashioned that way. LOL

I'm singing to her right now....maybe that will work.

probably not...
 
she prefers somebody that can carry a tune. LOL

I'm trying...I'm trying....but it 's like she's got teleporting abilites...I can't get away.

HEEELLLP!

here, throw these at her...
 
**gives Scarlet Disney stickers**
 
it seemed to distract her before!!
 
lol

*catches Disney stickers*

Thanks!

*Starts throwing stickers like ninja stars at her*

TAKE THAT!

*double lay-out flip*

i would see 2 of you anyway andy took my only bullet away

ROTFL... well, if that's your excuse..

*turns diamondslady around and points her to Ashley post*

Ashley's new boyfriend is mighty fine looking and he's over that way.. I think you'll find him absolutely dreamy in fact..

enjoy now!!!

No need to look at wolves anymore. LOL

ok at least people get me on twitarded and understand my sense of humor btw u ever seen the movie mean girls

Yes, I've seen mean girls. LOL .why's that?

i feel like the victim your guy is cute taylor but i cant say who i like the best every last one is hot in twil;ight

Hi diamondslady! Nice to meet you!

I think you have a lot to say but I find it hard to follow you when you don't use punctuation..... I'm just saying.

I'll try to keep up.

will try to improve. thanks

it appears you already have

True, true.. if I were you though..l I would stick to Rob..he's extra special..

lOL

*flings arms around Taylor protectively*

just reading the menu not ordering (hollering help)

*hugs diamondslady*

Menu reading I can handle, honey..

*grins*

So... when you get hungry..I'd still suggest something a bit light and sparkly..

lol

hmmm...maybe it's just me buuut i don't really see him as a "tay-tay"

this is a really great way to end my day....... ahh Robbie is gonna get mad, i think Tay Tay is gonna take HIS spot in my dreams tonight....
what's up with that lady???

goodnight ferni,
goodnight, hope you have nice dreams
bye
bii
wow im really tired LOL

goodnight, have nice dreams!

cousin! LOL

Bye Ferni! =)

LOL i say im gonna go to sleep.... and yet here i am
dnt know if i should say hello or biii, cousin
***thinks of how tired she is***
nope i think biii LOL

hahaha I know what you mean, I do the same xD

Bye then!! LOL

LOL ok this time for real
BYE!!!!!!!
hope you have sweet dreams

hahaha byeeee!!!

sweet dreams to you too!

OMG lol im still here.......this time for rea.........Biiiii, sheesh ur a bad influence on me LOL

LMAO!!

Bye Ferni!! Have sweet dreams...at any time that you go to sleep! LOL

She's the awesome one that sent in the pics!

ahh thats so KOOL...
hmm wonder why she didn't take at least one pick with him....

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!


JAW DROP TO FLOOR

*picking jaw up off floor*
*rolling tongue back into mouth*
LOL
*handing Leydylaura shamwow*
Just doing a little damage control.
Tay made quite an impact here.

lol yes he did, omg, he looks HOT! damn, shame on me....

(repeating silently to myself)
IM A ROBERT PATTIONS GIRL, I belong to him, i wont look at Tay pic, no i wont, noooo, i can do this!

*peeking at the pic *
DAMN, jaw drop to floor again

The close-up is hilarioussssssssss omg

he is hott ;D
but still looks like a little boy :P
haha he will be better looking when he grows up
haha :D
but ilovee him.
hate jacob but love taylor
:)
P.S.
TEAM EDWARD<33

wow
i have never realized how perfect his skin complexion is
wow...
and those full lips..yumm
:P
hahahha

I STILL THINK ROB IS MORE GORGEOUS!!!!
lol

yay! loving that Taylor's getting more exposed now...


uhm, wow that just sounds dirty

oh well, you all know what i mean, right?

mmmm exposed.... *mind wanders* of course I know what you mean! *wink wink*

why i don't know what you mean...i wrote that comment with a perfectly straight face...
MMMMMM Taylor and his buff bod

*slaps myself again*

*need to remember to keep chanting "Taylor's jailbait, Taylor is jailbait"

tay tay looks SOOOOOO KUTE..... omg love him.......

Taylor looks older and really sexy in the 3rd picture. I wonder how much hotter he'll get in the next few years!?!

OMG don't remind me cos i'll melt lol.

Lol!

Taylor's so cute.... Love the last picture.. = P

same love that scowl going on in the third! I missed you on twitter :( You suddenly disappeared

Sorry I was following Effing and her new friend... The stuff was too Creepy!

LMAO well thats a good excuse Ill take it!
Omg I know. Did you get a headache from trying to keep up? It was all over the place

**walks into new thread making sure nobody has a gun**

oh...this is a wolf-related post, it should be safe here...

**clears thraot**

Man, I tell ya what!! Taylor looks f*cking HOT in a suit!! YUMMY!!! He probably has one of the sexiest necks EVER. LOL

Yes, I;m sure he does.. why don't you back far away from him so you can get a nice overview..
*glaring*
don't make me use the umbrella on you... we were so cozy before.
lol

Geeze, I bring you in here to safety, and you won't even let me get a lick in??!? You are ungrateful....and look, she must have followed the scent of your lip gloss cause she followed us in here!!

Good job,4tW!!!

**glares at 4tW, cursing her and her smelly lipgloss**

lol

I believe this lip gloss came from you.. Geez you give me a present then you yell at me for using it..
*glowers*
And I didn't bring her in here.. apparently she suddenly doesn't think wolves are so smelly and filthy anymore.. funny how that works..
*smirk*

well, just because I gave it to you doesn't mean that I have to like the smell, now do i?!??!!?

And, yes she did say wolves are smelly...why don't you go straighten her out...just watch out for her piece, i think she still has it.

here..

**gives 4tW umbrella**
...don't forget this...

lol

*I have already straightened her out.. I don't mess around when it comes to my boys..I'm slightly more concerned about you at this point
*reads Effing's above coments and glares menacingly*
Perhaps you'd like some "Get Lost Lemon" or "Go dig your own Grave Grape" lipgloss from me?
lol

ooooh...Okay!!
 
Um...Can I have both?!?
 
and here, I got you a "Not-so-scary Nectarine"...hope you like it!!
 
 
 
LOL

*rakes claws over Effing's face* and laughs nastily..

NO..please keep your "not-so-scary-nectarine" for flpltmree.. Her fish makes me laugh..

as do you...

*turns away frostily*

**giggles as 4tW's claws "rake over" my face**
 
dammit, that tickled!!
 
**sees 4tW going away**
 
HEY!! What about the lipgloss you promised me?!?
 
lol

*throws lip gloss over shoulder,not bothering to see it land*

Enjoy...not that it will attract anyone or anything..but seeing as how you usually just attack ppl anyway..I guess it won't matter.

lol

Lol, I've been gone now like almost two weeks and you guys are still passing out lip gloss. I just used up the last of mine on my husband, I will be needing some more, he only has two more weeks left before he has to leave again. :(

Oh, I am sorry he is leaving again...you better get some more lip gloss and make the most of your time together before he leaves!!

if that girl stalks you in this post you should send her to the wolves! This is almost wolf property LOL

sheeees

baaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Run, Kay, Run!!

lol

WTF!! Wait for me!!!!

It's long, isn't it? Lovely. You just want to rest your head in it.

Oh wait what are we talking about?

well, i am not sure what YOU are talking about...but it is long, and I dont want to rest my head in it...I wanna lick it and nibble a bit with my teeth. LOL

ROFLMAO!!!

I want to smell it.

LMFAO!!!!
*wiping tears from laughter*

Aloha I didnt even recognize you!
Sorry to disturb your smelling but I just wanted to tell you I love your avatar and would like a smell of it

WTF?!??!?!?

um...err...sniff away, there, aloha...

LMFAO!!!

His neck, right.

I was going to write lick it, but I thought I'd get in trouble.

**looks around nervously**
oh...right....err, um....his neck...that is what I was talking about...

uh...

you figured me out!!

lol

LMAO!

And he has nice teeth! Never noticed!

ahem.................. excuse me.

*raises hand in greeting* Aloha!
His canines are pointy, too. I think it's really really cute...
See? Ok, enough looking now.. move along..move along.
lol

Losing it.
Making random idiot comments.
Cracking myself up.
Should go to bed but it's only 6:30p.
Go find diamondslady and talk to her.
Make myself feel sane.

Yes, please find her.. I believe she went to a Jackson post.. he might have nice teeth, too. Why don't you go check it out.. that's a good girl..that's right.. move slowly away from this area...

LOL

Aloha...I like you when you are tired...

I appreciate the randomness of your comments...

You are cracking me up, woman!! LOL

LMAO! Aloha you are making us all crack up. You just keep on rollin

LMAO!!!

Aloha...you are cracking me up tonight!!!

**still laughing**

LOL Random!!

yes he does! but i beat you to it! lol the biting and licking i mean. ;)
your lucky im the hippie one of the pack cos ones the others show up, its gonna get ugly.
*stands to the side to watch in amusement*

Well, hey nutters.. fancy meeting you here.. and ON TIME, too.
I almost fell over in shock...
Please don't stand aside, they're putting thier sparkly loving fingers on our boy...
BITE THEM or something..
geez.. your as bad as PIMSY..
LOL

yeah well im the baby one remember. im still pre-pubescent in wolf yrs and my claws haven't grown out fully yet. im not so good at this so i leave the best for last, for you all. ;-)
besides, they forgot their anti-delusional pills today. tay's been with me all this time.
its like jack sparrow in POTC3 when he pulls the ships and sees million of crabs? he doesn't know if its real or not. well the same is happening to this lot. heheheh

not surprising...I was late because we were trying to dodge  a gun-wielding avatar in the other post. LMAO

i did the biting neck thing a month ago or more! i first noticed his juicy neck then. times like these wish i was a vamp lol.

Effing she HERE!!! she followed your A@@!!!!

...and on that note...

**logs out of disqus to avoid bullet-hole in my avatar**

lol

OMFG what did I miss....damn the hour I spent sleeping!!!!

um...**cough**...check out the peter/acess hollywood post...


that is all i am gonna say...and on that note, I REALLY am going to bed. LOL

Nite-Nite TSH!!

;)

DAMN!!!!!!!

A little warning next time! What the f*ck was that!

and of course it all started with a stupid grey face, I'm officially terrified of them!

We need the wolf girls help Effing!!

I'd be more eager to help if you would keep your lips far far away from my boy.. but right now..
*shudders at Effing's comments below*
I'm having trouble deciding who to use my claws on..
*grrwllllllll*

Here....I'll even show you a pledge of good faith..

*goes to add wolfy to my friends list*

ROTFL....

Uh..ok.. so I'm now your "friend"..

until what time tomorrow.. ?

words, words, words, Scarlet...

I'm very very high-maintenance.. ask Effing_ I don't just give my affections away to anyone who adds my avatar to their page... You may want to save yourself the trouble.. really.. I get jealous easily and I'm moody.. and I like presents. and it bothers me when ppl forget to say goodbye, and hello, or touch my wolves.. or insult me.. or not insult me.. LOL

Helloooo...TEXT book high-maintenance stand right here.

*points to self*

Ummm..

*senses that hostility is going to start crumbling*

Um.. *fidgets foot*

Really.. *looks worried*

You may want to speak to Effing_first. Lots of other ppl already like you..

AND you cursed at MR.DARCY..

did you apologize, because you know that next to Taylor, no one MESSES with Mr. Darcy in my affections.. hmm...*glowers* That's MR. Darcy right there..

Ok...IN my defense....I've only been here since last Friday...I didn't know
Mr. Darcy...PIMSY baited me...AND...shhhhh...don't tell anybody this...but
in "real" life, I'm not a curser AT ALL...it's just fun on here.

*Turns to Mr. Darcy*

Please accept my deepest and sincerest apologies

I barely know him either..

ok..

I am almost completely pacified.. hopefully he will see your apology from afar and forgive you... He does have a very very uncanny way of showing up when you say his name quietly..

Did you see that today? LOL.. try it tomorrow.. Just insert his name in some kind of post and see if he finds you..

LOL

Actually maybe not.. I would be so disappointed if it didn't work..

Ok.. Scarlet.. I think we can be.. um.. *cannot bring self to say it*

what you are wanting.. however.. it is not realy in my nature to be um... what you said-ly.. so we'll just leave it at that..

Happy?

Attempts smile,but it comes out as a smirk.. don't worry, I'll practice.. it took me months with Effing_ and frankly.. she still fluctuates on and off my radar... she's too loose with her affections..

Except I'm happy with her today. '

LOL

So are you gonna "friend" me?

*big eyes*

We can have a love/hate relationship...it can work for us... ;0)

Uh, yes. *takes big breath* I can totally do love/hate.

Um. do you need me to press the "insert word that cannot be spoken here"button to prove it, or can you trust me until I get to that point, since I don't love half the world as Effing does.. I mean I totally am half-crazy for Mr. Darcy and I certainly don't follow him yet...

let me know.. LOL

Yes...press the "word that will remain unspoken" and we'll keep it a
secret.

*Big toothy grin*

I promise that I will do it but if you truly love/hate me.. then you're gonna have to let me when I'm ready to ok? It will be soon I promise. LOL

Ohh...alright...

Now I have to go to bed before my head slams into my laptop.

*runs covertly over to 4tW and give her a BIG hug*

I promise I'll hate you tomorrow.

*throws 4tW the towel I picked up on the set of NM that Taylor used to dry
himself off with*

Merry Christmas!

*goes all melty*

*eyes tear up*

Did you.. did you just get me a present..

*lower lip quivers*

*whispers*

Taylor's towel, too?

*blushes and gives Scarlet the smallest glimmer of a smile*

Ok.. um.. yah..

*composes self*

Well, I guess I might as well keep it, since you hate wolves anyway.

G'night.. I gotta go also..

*runs off grinning and adds towel to lip gloss stash under bed*
LOL

OMG!!! First I get SHOT at and NOW I'm gonna get STABBED!

*hangs head*

Maybe prison and Luwanda is safer.

4tW, would big words help?????

*looks eagerly*

ROTFL!

Wow! What happend here while I was sleeping? You got shot Scarlet?

It's a very...

very...

LONG drawn out story that culminates with the fact that I’m a !@#$* that needs to keep her mouth shut.

I’m a little self-effacing today.

LOL

We all get attacked her...Vamps and Wolves can't coexist in the same webpage without blood being spilled.

Was it 4tw that shot u?

NO!! It was a new vamp...but 4tw DID attempt to stab me!

New V-A-M-P!? WoW! LOL



I need to go back and read the argument....The things I miss when I go to sleep!

yeah...I deserved it though.

hit me with your big words, Scarlet..

I don't love just anyone, but you can certainly try..

lol

Oh come on!

Those were good!

*rolls eyes*

I'll give you the first one but everyone uses antidisestablishmentarianism... you could just use funny phrases too, like "frittering away' or hick Nebraskan phrases that ppl make fun of me for using like, "bigger than all get-out"

(do they say that in Texas, b/c I swear ppl here look at me like I"m making it up.. and we used to say ... than all get-out all the time.. I think it's classy)

lol

LOL...actually..our version is "big as all get-out"...but wait a
clock-tick...other people don't say that?

I have lived in 3 of the largest cities in North America and apparently, no sophisticated educated person EVER EVER says such drivel.. I set a roomful of ppl into hysteric laughter the first time I used it.. now I only whisper it if I know someone really realy well.

It's stupider than all get-out, but hey.. when in Rome...

LOL

People always stare at me when I say “colder than a well-digger’s butt in
the middle of the Klondike “ among many, many other dumb things that I say.

YOu, say something dumb??? I'm totally astonished...

really.

let me sit down and work that one through..

LOL

NO wonder you keep a handy-dandy list of vocab words.

Ok, see I've insulted you.. that means are relationship is going somewhere..if slowly..

lol

Hey...you know...and I know...that I've insulted you PLENTY...don't
worry...they'll be more to come.

Come one..."friend" me...Do it...do it...do it.

On another side note, you and PIMSY are REALLY entertaining.

Hmmmm...think I'm gonna add her too.

*goes to add PIMSY*

PIMSY.. what is PIMSY to you??

*glowers and starts drawing out dagger*

Oh sure.. see you tell me you want to be friends but apparently you're just collecting ppl.

*growls and brings out claws*

*sees Scarlet's expression and immediately snaps into control*

I'm.. I'm..sorry..

I told you I was like this..

*stands forlornly looking over shoulder, shaking leg*

still wanna go through with it..

uh huh! LOOK at me wolfy....I'm a masochist...I love vampires for cying out
loud!


lol

Ok..but when you hate me later and I'm insulting you and going all crazy jealous just remember you asked for it.

LOL

(and don't you ever EVER curse at me.. I don't like it.. It will result in immediate removal of button after button is pushed, when that moment comes.. )

*hugs Scarlet*

ACKKK. Did I just hug you??? What is wrong with me????..

*scans the area quickly*

Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I stink now..

lol

Ok...Here goes...

sesquicentennial

or maybe

antidisestablishmentarianism

*looks at wolfy with sad puppy eyes*

*thawing a little*

hm.. not bad..

*bites lip to keep from smiling*

I... I ... might perhaps feel a small glimmer of something like affection for you..

I'll think it over.

lol

You may want to read my previous warning, though.. I'm high maintenance.. lol

It's not just her.

It's a little hard to keep the lips to myself when it comes to the suit....MMMM...delicious.

*rips suit off Taylor*

* wraps arms protectively around Taylor's waist and hands suit to Scarlet*

Here's the suit since you like it so much.

Enjoy.

And leave my boy alone.

Thank you..

*buries head in Taylor's chest and glares at Scarlet..

lol

LMAO
hey, i thought i had dibs on his butt...

SERIOUSLY...get the BOY a DRINK...stop enunciating so FRIGGIN much...It's annoying!

He can't drink.. he's not 21..

And speaking of annoying...

*glares at Scarlet pointedly*

lol

*pooches lip out*

Oh COME ON wolfy...you KNOW you secretly love me.

If I do, it's buried deep down inside..

lol

Come on...Come on....say you love me =)

*looks around*

Nobody's watching!

Don't make me sing.

*grins widely*

Please. I love singing.

*puts feet up on desk, leans back in chair and waits, grinning lazily*

lol

Ok...you asked for it...

*clears throat*

*closes eyes*

*as loud as possible*

"I love you...you love me....we're a happy family....with a great big
hug..."

*peeks at 4tW*

*draws dagger out form thigh band*

*speaks between clenched teeth*

I really really hate purple singing dinosuars.. talk about losing a psychological. umm..

You didn't need to do that...All you needed to do was let him talk...

Then my psychological hard-on would have fallen.


*winks to effing*

Oh, yes, yes..that's right.. I forgot all about your mean little comment about the uh.. hotness roller coaster the other day.. Well, honey.. let him talk and we will jump on the blow up bouncy castle of fun and excitement which Rob is too tall for...

*rolls eyes and puts "talk to the hand" palm out*

lol

LMAO....OMG ...I haven't had some one give me the "talk to the hand" since
junior high! LOL

*stares at Scarlet unamused*

So glad I could make your evening...

lol

**sees Taylor in his underwear**

oooh.....

**sees 4tW is distracted with Scarlet**

**goes up to Taylor and proceeds to grope his a$$ and lick his shoulders**

**motioning for Scarlet to keep 4tW distracted**

lol

*drops suit and grab's Effing_ 's fingers and twists them*

Oh NO you did NOT just lick his shoulders. YOU KNOW his shoulders are mine.. If you must grab something, fine!! you can attempt to grab his butt without getting your fingers bitten off. but if I see you so much as eye his shoulders again.....

*flash claws up and they glint under lights*

NO touch shoulders. Ok? NO.. no.. no..

*holds up sign with Tay's shoulders in red circle with slash*

Am I making myself abundantly clear?

I hope so because it's really hard to draw while trying to block his body from your groping fingers. lol

**holds 4tW's hand in return as she holds mine**
 
**listens to her angry reply**
 
**looks back and forth between sign and Taylors shoulders**
 
hmm....so, what you are saying is that I should stay away from his shoulders??
 
um, how about this?
 
**pulls hand away from 4tW and massages and licks Taylors back**
 
....is this okay?!
 
lol

No, it's really not ok.. but thank you so much for asking.. I see that your manners are improving somewhat.. I'm so very impressed.

*shoves Effing away*

Now.. why don't you go learn to set a table properly, salad forks included and fold the napkin in a swan shape, please.. I think Rob really goes for stuff like that..

lol

No...I dont wanna set tables and make napkin-swans....
 
hmmm....
 
**thinking of compromise**
 
how about this....since you like his shoulders, you take the back...and I will take the front???
 
**smiles proudly**
....everybody wins!!
 
lol

*hmmm*

I have a better compromise.. since you're taller, why don't you take his hair, since I don't reach the top of his head.. and I get the rest of him..

LOL

maybe if we change our avatar, it will throw her off. LOL

*tossing disguises to Effng and LTCB*
Here, put these on...she won't recognize us.
LOL

Whoa...whoa...whoa

Effing, we've already been through this changing your avatar thing.

How about we do this....I'll go kick her @$$... and you can keep your avatar.

ALL THE GQ AVATARS NEED TO STAY PEOPLE!!

NO MORE TALK OF CHANGIES!

i know...you are right...i'm sorry...got freaked out for a second. LOL

Hey I'm good at that..

Did you check nobody followed you Effing?

no..she doesn't like wolves, remember? I think we are safe now... LOL

Had to finish the nite back on here hahaha...but everyones gone?

So im guessing you left ol diamonds back in the other post? bet you were greatful there was one more new post to escape to before bed LOL...what a day!

okay so she may not like wolves but she definitely likes you!
you should be very, very aware

She's here!! She followed Effing's scent... LMAO!!

**sniffs arm pits**

Hey!! I don't smell....

oh...
wait...

**thinks about it**

nope, had a shower today...definately don't smell

lol

Effing I think its your shoe...

Did you step in dog crap on ur way over? It reeks!

hmmm...

**looks at bottom of shoe**

eww..that is what I get for tromping around a wolf-post!!

**wipes shoe in the grass**

Thanks for the heads-up RMG! LOL

LMAO
thats what you get for tramping around a wolf post and getting your hands on tay. it was all my doing see ;-).
since you like edward so much, why do u bother coming over here and get your shoes dirty for no good reason? *tsk, tsk* hope you learned your lesson. if not, i still got some cow manure left over from kellan's barn. and next time i won't be afraid to get a paintball gun and shoot the crap at you. muhahaha

Ive got your back effing!

Watch where you step around these wolf posts they tend to leave piles to try to get the vamp smell out.

*wiping sweat off forehead*

Thank goodness!! Now I can admire Taylor in peace... Aw Taylor... = P

Yeah but it'll never be the same here. We'll always be looking over our shoulders.
LOL

yeah you better be looking over you shoulders sparkly because it'll be me attacking!!!

From who the wolf girls or the chic stalking Effing cuz SHE'S BACK!!!

Stalker of course.
LOL
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf girls?
Not us!

*slams Sparkly with umbrella* then rakes claws over back.*
I'm so sorry to have had to do that, Sparkly after all we've been through together, but that really wasn't something you should have said out loud.. ever..
lol

We have to put the wrath of the pack into these crazy sparkly girls!

Y'all stay on your side of the line, before we prove to you who you should be afraid of!
Grrrr...

ROTFL...

that would have been brilliant, Chili Peppa but you kind of killed it with the ya'll. That was way too down-home friendly.Now try it again and lose the y'all.

lol

*sits down from laughing so hard*

*hugs chili* You're the best.. lol

*falls forward, hits nose on ground*
OWW
Sh*t! Now my nose is bleeding!
Dammit gimme that umbrella!
*grabs umbrella, shoves it up 4thewolf's a$$ and opens it up*

There...how does that feel BIG SCARY WOLF GIRL!??
LMAO

*watches amused as Sparkly daydreams this scene*

Wow.. you must have really hit your nose hard.. I'm so sorry.

Perhaps you could find Rob, put it against his chest and ice it down a bit..

*muses thoughtfully*

I find it funny that Edward is just so proper and yet vampgirls always start bringing out the shoving stuff up people's *sses when threatened.. kinda vulgar really..

LOL

one moment...

*marches Rob over and paints circle on his chest* There stick your nose right there, stop having a potty mouth, and don't say I never did anything nice for you.

*sweet smile*

lol

LOL

Yeah...I was dreaming.

Hey  it's late.

OOOH, is that edible body paint you used on his chest?

*takes a lick*

Mmmmm...strawberry!

Seee... I can be nice... it is strawberry.. Now enjoy.. *quickly paints more designs on Rob*

Now..just make sure he's totally clean.. no need to be looking at umm. person that will not be mentioned wearing suit.. He is of no interest to you any longer.

In fact, you take the paint.. have fun.. be artistic.

lol

BITE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO......HALF BREED.......

Well, since Pattinson is MIA...

OKAY!!!

**proceeds to bite and lick Taylors sexy neck**

lol

I'm sure we'll find out which bar he's at soon...we've got Cindy'sOCD out watching for us!

Effing I will be biting you on the a$$ if you continue to maul my man....back off with the bed hoping and go finish the course of vampisil and wolfisil for your VAMP and Wolf STD...you'll be contaminating all off NMM if you don't stop!!

*smacks Effing with the hand held flip open fan*

Control yourself woman! Don't make me bring out the claws. I'll do more than scratch your back.

;-) :P

LMAO!!

Dammit!! You get here right when I am getting ready to leave!!

**eyes narrow**
...you planned it that way, didn't you?!?!?

LOL

LOL!!

*smug grin* It was all part of the master plan!

1. Put vamp girls in their place
2. Twitter about putting vamp girls in their place
3. Really get started putting vamp girls in their place just before effing leaves.

Yep! Master plan!

LOL!
 
Well...I am glad your plan is coming together perfectly!!
 
Perhaps tomorrow, you will grace me with your presence sooner??
 
I look forward to it...if not, I can always twitter-stalk and twitter-annoy you!!
 
**evil laughter**
buaahahahahaha!!
 
LOL
 
Nite, TWP!! Talk to ya later!

You better watch out for those wolf girls! I'm sure they won't be happy with you. They will come out with their claws out!!! LMAO!

I know...I hope the get here soon, I have a itch on my back I cannot reach, and their claws really hit the spot!!

LOL

Well since being attacked by wolf girls seems to turn you on more than getting a bite of Tay, I'll do you the favor.

*shoves Effing out of Tay's reach*
*smacks Effing with her own copy of BD*

Thank you, but his neck is exclusive wolf property.
Along with the rest of him.

You're welcome effing. Whenever that "itch" bothers you again, I'll be there to smack the heck out of you. See how much I care about you?
LOL

*claws effing on the back*

*digging in deeper till there is blood*

*effing whimpers and runs of into a corner and see's the pool of blood forming*

serves you frigging right!!

i'm turning to the dog side... OH NO'Z!

nooooooooooooo!
taylor's just too cute! but rob is way cuter! AHHH WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO!?!?!

stick to your original team. the pack is big enough as it is.

=/ how about the fence? the view is so good from the fence!

yes, u can look but no touch. ;)

*bows head in respect* yes ma'am!

thank you. :) much obliged.

HA!!!! IM FIRST ON A DAMN WOLF POST BEFORE THE PACK SCANKS.....rotflmao....LOVIN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

ROFLMAO!!! Girl you are to much...LOL

and why the f^&k does she shout in every post?!?!

oh RR you know i love u :)

LMFAO!!

i didn't think she knew how to talk at a normal sound!!

*sorry RR...you know I love you too!*

LOL, yeah I expected her to scream at me over the phone...how anticlimatic! :-) Love you RR!!

LMAO me too...I'm just giving her time...I'm sure she'll reach that high point soon!!

LOL, TSH, you can be online where you are? And I thought you were leaving us completely for 2 days! YAY!

Kim I am in the office ....working apparently!! LOL

Because she's a d@mn fool! LMAO!! You know her, always having to shout at people!!! LMAO!!

yes but it's crazy because she sounds so sweet and innocent in real life!!! LOL

13th again@
hah!

ummm what's up with that girl? yeah she's excited but come on!! :(

*saving pictures to crop her*

Okay now..Taylor looks really really cute and all grown up

I was thinking that! Who is she? Shes blocking the view!

Hey, she was nice enough to share the pics--be nice. =)

*goes to hide in the corner of shame*

sorry nmm.org youre right I should be appreciative

LOL

yeah wait till I send in pictures of Peter and Alex at Comic Con...all you will seem is butt shots, crotch shots and the odd one of the face with me standing there with a cheesy grin whilst I try to cop a feel!!!

Bad Wolfgirl! You need to be a better role model for the wolfgirl pups!
We ALL know that we wolfgirls only love our wolves for their wonderful minds and hearts, not because they are physically gorgeous, beautiful, hawt guys with awesome biceps and abs!
We would never look at them as just eye candy...
(but oh Lord, I need strength so that I do not go into eye candy overload! I wonder if one can get diabetes just from eyecandy? Cause if they can, we are all in serious trouble...)
lol

ROFLM

I do set a good example...I get them to release their inner filth. You see often people try to hide and pretend like they're all innocent....I help them get the smut out. So far its worked on the vamps...Whitneee blames me and IH2 for the perv that is leaking out of her now! I am so proud!!! :D

No one should hold their inner perv inside....let it out...go cop a feel....just remember to not go crazy like the frizzy chick else we'll all come after you!!

P.S. you know if you were at comic con you would be all over the shop in trying to pounce them!

Yes, we should thank her for the pictures.

Thank you!

hey dont be a hater..shes the one sending this awesome pics!!!
i like these pics!! <3

He really is adorable. And so composed for only 16! (17?)
I can't wait to see if he uses his awesome karate moves in New Moon!

1st pic: looks too young.
2nd pic: getting cuter...
3rd pic: COME TO MY BED TAYLOR!

...charlie won't mind for one night ;)

hey hey hey sister!!

BACK OFF!!! I might have been having my 1 hour power nap and missed this post coming out but that doesn't mean you start making moves on my man!!

If you're going to do that then.....

*runs off to feel charlies guns!*

*mmmmmm niiiiiiiiice*

LMAO... *pulls TSH out of stupor*
Sheezz... chilax dork... breathe in and out... in and out... lol

lol

I am feeling much better today!! :-))

Amazing what alcohol and sleep can do...now I am on a different high..hehehe!

LMAO... alcohol and sleep? Hmm? *narrows eyes at TSH* What EXACTLY were you doing last night? Makes me wonder....

Hehe ;-)

TSH!!! I am gone for ONE NIGHT and you're already plotting with my girlfriend and stealing my man?! :D
*grabs Taylor and runs*

it wasn't me!!!

Whit started it....apparently in a drunken stoopper I agreed to a swap!!!

LOL men swapping? TSH I see that you've watched too many weird American tv shows! ;)
In Europe we don't swap! Hear that Whit? :D

I'm happy with that....like I said...maybe I was just drunk!!

I don't like Charlie anyway!!!!

I have some Charlie news by the way...I sent it on to Will....do you want it first...?

I always want it first!!! :) unless it's sth really bad??

I emailed it to you...enjoy!!!
:D

wooohooo! thanks!! :D

LOL! We know all about sharing! We share amongst the Pack constantly...Hell, I share w/Joanna willingly! I have no qualms sharing w/those that share in return...Fair Trade is a wonderful thing :p

*reluctantly gives Taylor back* yeah... it's not that the Volturi girls don't have conscience... ;)

Uh-huh...yeah that's right...you run off and go feel his guns! Enjoy them! I can share with my friends, unlike you wolf pack girls ;)

Maybe we can work something out?? :D

oh us pack girls always share! we just don't share with the vamp lovers!

pffft...whatev...i will remember that you said that when november rolls around and you catch a glimpse of sexy-bad-volturi-charlie!! you will want a piece and i will conveniently have no more of him to give. you just wait and see ;)

*tries to stand up to tsh but caves and starts giggling like a school girl* LOL

when November rolls I will have plenty of my pack to keep me busy I don't need to be checking out the vamps!

IM SO TELLING.....*****TEXTING TSH AND IH2.....LMAO RUN WHIT RUN....LMAO

we all have an agreement...they can borrow charlie for an evening every once in a while if they desire and i can have tay in the meantime :)

i will probably get scolded though for it...o well, i can take my chances cuz that boy gets hotter by the day!

besides, they are the ones who turned me into a perv in the first place! i was so innocent before i met them...LOL

Whit! are you plotting behind my back!? ;) I hope that you gave up YOUR time with Charlie, not mine or Saxon's!! ;)

what agreement?!!!

*places hand on whits forehead* ....looks normal....

*sniffs*

Are you ok...cause I'm smelling bullsh*t!

And for turning you into a perv....LOL!

There is a perv hiding in us all I just helped you release it!!

*starts talking nervously and twitching randomly*

um you know, the um...er...agreement that I'm sure we made during one of our DC times.

Wait, what do ya mean "what agreement"?!?!

If I'm not mistaken missy, there are a few vamps that you would shed your dress for so don't give me that!!!

*grinning sheepishly at tsh*

I'm only a doc girl everyone knows that whit!!

I don't want any other vamp...but if your offering up charlie I won't say no but I IH2 will never go for vamp so good luck to ya!

I know your a doc girl, but that still doesn't mean you wouldn't shed some clothes for the RPattz!!! LOL I mean...who wouldn't?

Obviously that's a rhetorical question!! *wink*

Sorry but Tay is actually tO buSsy with me*!
but you can stay with charlie if yOu want, but you can also give him to me!!
I'm sure we could have sO much fu together!!

Whitnee!!

*starts moving in on Charlie while Whitnee is with Taylor*

back off! *angry Angel face* :D wanna see him? make an appointment!!! :D

btw, is this Rob on your avatar?? :) hot!

he's booked up for a while amongst the angels :)

speaking of...jo, when will you be done with him? the weekend is almost here which means it's MY TURN to hide with him in my apt for a few days. hopefully he is still in one piece after you and saxon have had your turns ;)

*sighs with regret* ok... I'll send him to you tomorrow. He might need some coffee though ;) oh, and he discovered that he loves Polish vodka!! :D

You Charlie girls are so greedy and never share Charlie.
*crosses arm over chest*
HMPH!

LOL!

Yes, I love his bendy fingers in my avatar.

It's because we see so little of him ;) there are thousands of Rob posts and only a few of Charlie *pouts*

mmm bendy fingers *mind wanders for the 100th time today*

Honestly, who can I speak to about trading in some of the overwhelming amount of Rob posts, for a few Charlie ones? *Groans* This is a grossly Demetri Free zone! :( *pouts & seeks comfort in the arms of Charlie <3 on Facebook*

Mmm...it does look like Rob's hands...*imagination going wild* How will I get through work today?

He has the most erotic hands and fingers!! When holds a pen, microphone or a can of pepsi!

Swoons........

Oooh, or water bottles...yum!!!

you'll spend your working hours daydreaming and drooling ;) time passes faster when you do that! :D

oh my dearest jaypat,

you fail to realize that i can handle them both at the SAME time so my charlie won't be going anywhere ;)

LMAO

LMAO!
*pulling Charlie back* NOOOO!
Charlie come back!!!

charlie knows who he goes home to...he's got his hand full with the 3 angels as it is!

the last one is so cute is like he's looking right to the camera!

He is actually looking at the camera in the last pic! So weird haha.

probably cos he knows someone is lurking in the shadows to take a secret pic of him. lol

Get out of the way of Taylor!!!

mmm

Well at least she wasn't tryin to maul him!
Tay Tay is just too cute for his own good...
*sigh, goes back to drooling over pics*

Edit: OMG!! I'm in the top 5, woohoo *breaks into happy dance* =D

yes he is! /sighs and drools with you!
congrats lol

Thanks :)

Being in Australia I'm usually about 6 hours behind on all the goss lol, so this was a cool surprise lol.

i'm like 6 hours forward, so the same here... it's rare we outsiders get the chance to be first :( *sigh*

That doesn't stop us from trying though lol. You never know when we might get lucky! *crosses fingers*

Hey ozzie!

You must be so frustrated when you check nmm and have to catch up!

LOL Very frustrated :) It takes me ages to catch up, especially if everyone is on a roll haha.

I'm in the states and have to catch up frequently.... look i'm already hours behind... this final is killing me!! 1 more hour to go... and i'm out of beer... what am i going to do... lol

LOL, I'm 5 hours behind...and I have to go to work. So when I get home it takes me hours...it's crazy. Yeah and I disregarded your last message!!

LOL

well I'm at work so I haver to play between quite time and not so quite time...like last week I couldn't check at all. I was super deprived and had smut storing up in me that it fursploded out of me over the weekend!

Awww!

SO CUTE!!!!!!

AHHHHHH!!!! They're everywhere!

"I'm ready to tell you my secret now...I see grey-face people."

LMAO....grey faces strike!!

But at least they're newbies and don't have clue that they should be going 'FIRST!'

Hey...now...don't start that again...OhEdward will pounce out of the shadows on to you if you do.

LOL OE wont do that to me....we're twi BFFs!