SEE PEOPLE!!!

It is completely, humanly possible to admire this gorgeous creature from a DISTANCE… and NOT dive in on him like a group of emaciated Ethiopians assaulting a BigMac.

Some of these illogical, self-centered, asinine fans, like frizz-ball yesterday, are going to leave our beloved Rob rocking in the fetal position in mental hospital suffering from post traumatic stress disorder.

So, the next @#*$! who even thinks about attacking our Rob, you just remember these words… “I got no problems going back to prison.”

Amen to that Sister!

Yes, I give them credit for being fans-from-afar. Able to control themselves like normal human people...unlike Frizzy Haired Psycho from yesterday but...

"Bite Me"? Really? That is the ONE thing you would say to him IF you were lucky enough to speak to him....and for him to hear it? "Bite Me"???

OMG!

What about....I love your work, you have done an amazing job with the Twilight character-Edward, great job psyching us out during that ALMOST KISS at the MTV movie awards, pleasure to meet you.....?

SOME "fans" really are embarrassing......"Bite Me"!

Agreed, Scarlet. I pray Summit will wise up and barricade a few blocks off for the rest of filming! They need to do more to protect him! Rob definitely needs big beefy bodyguards who have no problem mushing in a deranged lunatic's face. The fans shouldn't even be allowed to be on the same block as him. Period.

He needs a bodyguard to do their job!

Though no other applicant really need apply.

I got that body covered...daily and nightly. he he

Have you seen this pic of the crazies? *rolls eyes* Look at them posing. I'll bet this is an after shot. They have no shame!!!! Filthy pigs!!!!

http://twitpic.com/7hqm2

LMAO...how incredibly pathetic.

It's like a crowd of Spicegirl wannabe rejects.

The girl on the right just looks fake all over!

HB, I wonder if they are revelling in the notoriety OR beginning to feel the shame from all of the feedback.

I hope it's the latter. ;-((

ROTFL ...
*hands Scarlet cricket bat*
Enjoy.. I have a feeling you're going to be heading to prison fairly quickly because I don't think people are going to stop attempting to jump him anytime soon.
If you get one phone call, could you let me know so I can hear what went down?
I wouldn't want to miss the gory details and ET never puts in all the info.
Thanks.
LOL

LOL! I feel like attacking Rob now just to see Scarlet in action! hahah It would be fun!

"Robert Pattinson is attacked by a Twi-Nerd, and finds protection in the most unexpected place...Another Twi-Nerd tackled the hysterical attacker and both women feel to floor fighting and growling..."

Pimsy: Hey 4tw! This is my one phone call. Get your a$$ over here at the county jail! I need bail.

LOL

ROTFL.... I'd be laughing so hard, I don't think I'd be much use... But man, that would certainly give Will something to post.

lol

TEAM JACOB SUCKS !!!! TEAM EDWARD ROCKS !!!(=

*grinning wickedly*

Yes, Team Jacob does and it's very nice, thank you so much. If you guys wanna collect rocks in your free time, go ahead. It's not my thing, personally.

LOL

LOL you tell her 4tw! ;D

wait a clock-tick PIMSY...are you helping me or am I hurting you?

I'm helping my hunger for entertainment...It would be a fun fight Scarlet! hahah You know us wolf girls feed on the adrenaline!

*watches as Scarlet's nostrils flare*
*I don't think she sees the fun in it*
Fine....I won't harass Rob!

Good choice.

Please don't harass Rob so that I dont have to beatass you.

Are you threatening my wolf-sister Scarlet?*
*sweet, sweet smile,claws glinting*

lol

Oh no...never...not threatening...just promising.

*evil grin*

You know I love you wolfy girls...

Who would I have to pet and play fetch with if I didn't have you????

*evil smile*

You're right.. probably no one, since the vamp stench is so bad, it tends to send ppl running. I will gladly play fetch with you if you'd like. Who would you like me to grab for you, love? Hopefully my hands don't uh.. slip while I'm bringing the person back. That woudl be a crying shame if I were to say, accidentally slide my hands over Rob's chest while bringing him back." Or worse, bite your hand off while the transaction occurred.

But, let's not fight, shall we? I was so looking forward to our prison scheme.

LOL

*Head snaps back toward 4tw*
*Will this be enough to piss 4tw off?*
*Watches 4tw's nostrils flare*
*Should I encourage it?Should I?*
*YES!*

The only thing you are promising is a long night with 7ft 1 Luwanda (LOL)...cuz thats what we'll have to endure after we are done with you...

I can tell you've had personal relations with Lu already..

Tell me...did the doggy-style work out for you...

When I get locked up I'll tell her that you want to remind her to get her Rabies vaccine.

Don't want the poor tranny getting a WSTD.

That's understandable..once you've had wolf...you DON'T go back for seconds.

*reads Scarlet's comment*
*go backs and reads again*

Are you picking a fight, my dear Scarlet? *evil grin*

Emmet can bite me! I know what he has been saying about me! But deep down, he wants seconds! It's just too bad! Cuz once Jake found out about it he beat Emmet so bad that Emmet is scared of jumping over to our side of the fence again! *hides that fact that she was the one who did the jumping* LOL

I didn't start it...but I will finish it.

Oh...and tell your seeing-eye-dog Darcy to run home and play with his/her
chew-toy

For your information MR Darcy is a MAN!!

Yes, I know! Exciting right?



*composes self*

And I'll be his chew-toy for the day.



*WOW, did I cross the line there?*

*Of course I did, but I'll post it anyways*



LOL

Thanks for the orientation update...it's really quite irrelevant to you
though...you dogs will hump anything that moves.

*stepping out character for a second*

Most impressive, Darcy!

A REAL Twi-guy!

Ok

*harnessing inner-b*tch*

Game on!

Emmet had tempory, alcohol-induced psychosis. And jacke lied to you about
the beat down just to make you feel better. Jake couldn't pop a cherry let
alone throw a punch.

LOL

*Okay! I asked for it!*



*opens and closes mouth*



*looks down at "What would 4tw do?" bracelet*



Listen here, bloodsucker...Emmet seemed pretty lucid to me when he moaned my name and left a bite mark on my a$$!



As for Jake, I'm speaking of Jacob Black not your nerdy brother Jake! Ew! God Scarlet! Everybody knows my Jake can pop 2 cherries in one shot!



*WTF?*



LOL

Moaned your name???? PIMSY...I didn't know you were into role-play and
blonde wigs! Really though, if pining for the love of a REAL man and not a
twelver-year-old pup...you should have just been honest with Em instead of
dressing up like Rose. He's into bears anyway...so your chances are
fair...hey...you're covered in hair too.

LMAO

What wig? *hides wig behind back*
12 yo pup? Careful with your Seth comments, bloodsucker or they shall be your last!
As for Emmet and bears, I don't wanna know about vamp kinky activities.
I don't want to know how much you enjoy breaking in to the morgue, and how you sprinkle the dead bodies with glitter before you perform your sexual fantasizes! If cold, dead bodies is what gets u going, fine...but please keep those comments to yourself!

LOL

Uh hu...hey PIMSY...you might want to wipe your mouth...you got a little
glitter in the corners there.

ROTFLMAO!

I said P-O-P not SNIFF...

And that's not funny....my brother, Jake died in a car accident 11 years
ago.

*ashamed*

Sorry Scarlet *friendly smile*

I think we will have to continue at a new post...The reply boxes are running out.

Shall we start over at the top??? Meet you there.

*Watches as 4tw joins the conversation. Claws glinting*
*Fight! Fight! Fight! For the love of God please!*

That’s the whole point Scarlet...Who cares about Rob? My goal is to fight with worthy opponent! Full of passion and rage!

I need my weekly fight to stay in form!

LOL

LMAO


What am I? Your fight whore?

Are you fighting, PIMSY, or are you setting me up while you eat popcorn and yell comments from the side, because last time you started something, I was left alone with 4 vamps circling, while you and Mr. Darcy exchanged pleasantries. he had to uh.work, and you just laughed and called from the sidelines. NOt very sporting of you, huh?

LOL

LOL!!!!!!!!

Uh, sorry about that! I thought you could handle them...*looks back at Sparky and Effing fight and laughs*

As for Scarlet, I gave up on fighting with her...Apparently she doesn’t want to fight...I'll have to wait until some crazy fan attacks Rob or our precious wolf pack!

*glares at PIMSY haughtily*

I WAS able to handle it very well, thank you. It just would have been more fun if more wolf-girls would have stuck around. I mean, look at McNutters. she's always showing up 16 hours late to everything and Howl is too busy dancing on tables.

*rolls eyes* And then everyone wonders why I'm so violent. Somebody has to get it done.

LOL

LOL



*rolls eyes*

Don't be so dramatic 4tw! I mess up once and you talk as if you do all the work around here! You know I'm always up for a good fight! We are the only ones on patrol here. IHowl is always dancing cuz she has to perfect her skills for our men and MCNuts, God knows what she does.



*wraps arm around 4tw's shoulder*

I'm here now! Aint I?



LOL

True, true. You're so right. I apologize.

So.. did you see ciggy this morning?

*begins glaring*

And do you KNOW what I just found out about sparkly2 who should perhaps be called furry2?

*pulls PIMSY aside and begins whispering*

I KNOW!!! *shudders violently*

Fury2????



Awhat!?? Details! I need details!



*points down towards Mr. Darcy*



Speak of the devil and he shall appear!



LOL

She's been um..consorting with wolves and then washing well. What is with that??? And yes, he surprised me as well. Although pleasantly, I must add. LOL

What the eff is up with Scarlet? She was all "can't we be friends?" and now she has gone psycho on me!



Sparky consorting with wolves? What else is new? LOL



Yes a pleasently pleasent surprise! LOL

I think she's new. We haven't fought before. Perhaps she is not noticing the lols at the bottom of the page?

I mean, come on, we only rip apart people we like..

LOL

I like her! She is better than I thought at this...

True, I'm out of reply boxes, though, so can't get back in on the convo.. lOL Gotta run soon.

Aw! It was fun while it lasted though :)

You coming back later?

Of course, PIMSY.... I'll see ya tonight. LOL

awwwww....is the poor itty-bitty mangy wolf-pup afraid to face me on her own.

Here ya go...have a Scooby Snack.

*hard, cold smile*

*reaches out claws, grabs Scooby snack and throws it at Scarlet very hard*

Oh, I'm sorry. That must have just accidentally bounced off my paw.

I'm not afraid to face you on my own.. I'ts just more fun to rip and shred when other wolves are laughing at the destruction with me..

*wicked smirk*

But it's ok.. keep on insulting me.. when you're stuck in prison I'm gonna plug my ears when you call for help.

lol

You've already admitted to being of no monetary help...No worries...my vamp
girls are rich.

So suck on that mutt!

NO thanks. I have more pleasant things to umm.. work with.

LOL

Like what? Butt-flavored kibble...go sit in the corner and lick yourself
till I'm done with PIMSY.

*sneers*

Really, I don't like being told what to do, so the fact that you just said it, ensures that it's pretty much not going to happen. And I usually don't lick myself.. I either shower or have wolves do it for me... but if licking yourself is an acitivity that you tend to enjoy. don't let me stop you.

LOL

If you must..you must...

You wont be much help though with your nose so far up PIMSY and Darcy's
butt.

Ohh...I self-licking is a dog-only activity.

Sorry,nose not where you think it is. Be aware girl, or you're gonna get killed. You certainly seem to know a fair bit about dog behavior. Like.. a lot a lot... Watching longingly from a distance?

Hey, I have the National Geographic Channel just like everyone else...Sorry
they charge you wolfy gals the porn-rate for that channel.

I heard the commotion

*Removes overcoat and waistcoat*

Good day, Patience, 4TW. No Problems today I trust

*Eyes those nearby suspiciously while removing cufflinks and rolling up sleeves.*

*stares astonished*

Wow, you're scarily good. I just say your name and you appear.

Umm..no major problems, although Scarlet1 is flipping in and out of hostility.

*stares at Scarlet warily*

She handed me a Scooby snack. *pained expression, shudders*

I was thoroughly insulted.

LOL

A Scooby snack, huh. *Frowns contemptuously*

We'll just see about that.

Oh, and Scarlet, In response to your comment about "why the eff should you
be afraid of me" I will not waste my very valuable time in attempting to
explain. Apart from the fact that I am no one to be trifled with I merely
wish to express that my dear friends do not stand alone.

I know, I know. I just flung it back at her. Although..... *muses thoughtfully*

One really must wonder why she is carrying dog treats in her pocket...

*wicked smile*

Perhaps she's not as much a vamp lover as she claims to be...

lol

Oh please, Darcy. Spare me the dramatics. Why the eff should I be scared of you?

...and don't worry about the authorities. I've got all the magistrates in my pocket. They all owe me favors.

*head snaps up*
Mr Darcy! I knew I could count on you!
So I guess I don't have to worry if Scarlet's body appears floating down a river...

(lol)

*looks back at Scarlet*
Can vamps drown?
We shall see...

*evil grin*

Nope, nothing to worry about at all.

Oh most definitely! I got NO problems taking the fall, but Wolfy...you gotta promise me to pool the funds and bail me out.

*grins widely and flashes steel-sharp, glinting claws*

Sweetheart, I'm no vamp so money may be an issue, but I'm not opposed to taking things by tooth and claw.

LOL

hey...whatever you need to do so long as I don't have to be molested by 7ft 1 tranny named Luwanda.

ROTFL......

*picks self up, and holds onto counter, laughing*

Honey, with your quick wit, I can't see ppl getting much past you but if you seriously need help, I can bring along a group of almost-7-foot wolf boys who can certainly help. LOL

again...whatever works

My fists may be tough, but my poor bum isn't.

"You tell them Hell is comin'....You tell em' I'm comin'...and Hell's comin' with me...HELL'S COMIN' WITH ME!"

You would be more effecitve then any bodyguard.

you have no idea.

You know, I like a bad a$$ who isn't afraid to put it out there. I nominate you for front line duty in the war on terrible fans!

And, I hear your previous prison sentence was "really just a misunderstanding."

Keep up the good work, Scarletl! It's great for the morale of the troops!

combat...please turn your grey wall-plug avatar into a picture of SOMETHING...I don't even care if it's a wolf.

We don't like pale constipated faces around here.

right! lol!


My heart is bleeding for this young man... If only all fans are like these girls and not as crazy as those others... I could not blame Rob if one day he will burst into exhaustion and avoid the fans! We just have to remember he is not perfect and if he choose to hide himself away in future sightings of his then we must spare him our understanding because some fans are just too much and it's affecting the personal well-being of this adorable person! This guy is trying to be normal but how can he not have fear walking alone in the streets if he remembers this type of incident??? It's just a shame. People just need to be wise enough to know what's fair and not!

Ooooo, Scarletl. I am loving this side of you!! You're scaring me.

*more*

LMAO!
I completely agree with though. I'm still seething over the crazy frizzy blonde. I will never call her a fan. I don't want to be in a category with her, and she should have know that would freak him out.

Thanks for the encouragement....my husband usually just tells me...

"Someone took her b*tch pill today."

You make sure and ask if you can have access to NMM instead of a phone call...we all want to hear what happened..lol!!

Oh..I'm sure you'll see it captured on video.

It'll be right below the "Kristen Stewart Picks Up Tampons from the Local Piggly-Wiggly" post.

you're hilarious! ethiopians and a big mac...prison....ahhh i looked like an idiot a minute ago in the open space office but i sure laughed hard...my abs are thanking you!

Stop like-ing me me people...you really don't want to like me.

you got that right!!! I thought when i watched the asinine fans that maybe Rob was crying up to heavens on the same day he decided to apply for the role of Edward Cullen and he was accepted...and the wave is growing...and growing...there are still three movies to go...
maybe he can handle it for now, but the new movie´s crew seems not to handle it so well and I hope they give this "fans"? what they deserve....

LMFAO Scarletl

AMEN GF! I'm with ya!

that girl is crazy

WTF, bite me?????

come one how about Fock me? lol

how about Kiss ME???

damn seriously she doesnt admire the beauty...

o.O
did you really go to prison?
or am i just not getting the joke?

LMAO


Wouldn't YOU like to know....

And Jakward...pick a side babe, fence riders get too much chafing.

haha. i'm just stupid today,... *cough* basicly everyday *cough*

and how about i just be forever-nomatter ?
:O
great, i actually do want to know now!

In this instance...the truth will NOT set you free.

*winks at jakward*

true dat! :P

*blushes from the wink*

winks make me nervous! :O

trust me...it's not THAT kind of wink.

I only bat for one team.

haha.

*tires to think of reasons to become a whole vamp team or wolf team*

LMAO .....speak the truth girl ........and i will help u on that attack :D

poor rob he should be in disguise!!!

LOL

You rock! "I got no problems going back to prison." :)

Now that's how a be true fan. You watch from a distance and don't disturb the filming process. This means Rob can concentrate on the movie and you get to watch him at work. Plus, watching is enough for me.

damn straight Scarlet..tell these psychos and show them who the real rpatz fana are....it's people like frizz ball that give us a bad name..and i never been to prison; but i will slap frizz ball the next time..wait; there won't be a next time ...

*time to make my trip to NY; after all; i live in philadelphia, lol*

can't people come up with something original 'bite me' seriously *pauses* SERIOUSLY!!

Like he hasn't heard that before...jeez!

Ok I'm going out on a whim here but how about something normal like...

'hey Rob, I think you're an amazing actor and I love your work...any chance I can have your autograph and a picture?'

*scratches head and thinks*

Yes I can see how that wouldn't work...because I actually sound NORMAL and not like a frizzy haired freak!

Do you have a light?

So, how's NYC treating you?

Yes I know who you are but if I jumped on you there is no way we would be having this conversation right now....

*drag him to the back alley and starts doing whispering sweet nothings to him whilst slowly removing all this clothes*

LMAO!

I agree. If only Rob heard more requests from normal people that know how to respect personal space he might not be so terrified of us all. Poor guy.

LOL!

Frizzy haired freak thinks...."No, I think I will dress up like Rob and attack him right before he starts filming the movie. Then I'll get him to marry me and we'll live happily ever after."
Sheesh!

I'm so not going to go to NYC now, I dont want to be apart of the Mobfess. I'll definately meet him sometime....I know I will.

yeah but these fans seem sane...its like they just want to grab a glimpse of him and are happy at that buzz. The mob yesterday was out of control...those girls should have been arrested!

I 120% percent agree with you, Indies.

I am definitely not going to any filming location. Not after this mess! I respect Pattz way too much. I felt physically ill watching the video yesterday. If I want to gawk at Rob, I'll just do so at NMM.org. That's enough for me. Protect The Pattz! *fist pump*

Indies, we should still plan a NMM.org meet-up in the city sometime. I'd love to meet you gals! :)

I'm totally game for meeting up....we should definately get together. Let's make this happen. :)

I hear ya, Indie....I live here in New york and frankly......I'm extremely embarrassed, not just as a New Yorker...but that all ppl perceive us Twilighters to be like that.
It's sad, just really sad.

I agree, Team Perv! It gives normal, sane fans a really bad name. I hope these morons cannot stomach to look at themselves in the mirror this morning. What gets me is that these were adult women, not little tweens. Women who should know better. Shame on them!!!

I was embarrassed as a fan in general. No wonder some celebs get a little pissy with there fans, because some fans dont respect the celebs they claim to admire or know their boundaries. I refuse to do that to ANY celeb, especially my Rob.

that's the spirit! =)

Agreed...remember our mantra ladies...

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in lagre groups."

Our goal is to keep him safe and sane!

yeah...but we can only do so much. :( Its time for me to head-up RPAPTF (Robs Personal A@@ Protector Task Force), because he needs better security.

HALE YES!!

I'm ON BOARD!

I'll be a part of just about ANYTHING that ends in "task force"

LOL

LMAO!

He looks beautiful *sighs in contentment*

Why are the public allowed to get so close? If I was security I'd be telling everyone to back the hell away, they're trying to film a movie with the hottest property that is Rob right now, I wouldn't let them anywhere near him!!

Get a clue and keep their crazy a**es away!!

Yeah, why don't they just close the set?

Um i'm scared to even look....i was gonna stay away from any Rob posts for a week....after that thing yesterday...

Okay will go see...

*swallows hard*

It's not bad..in fact it's good...there's a good amount of hand porn in it and like three ways of waving haha.

Oh god....

We'll have seen most of this film before it comes out!!

When we see it......we'll all be saying....hmmm...they used take 5 for this scene....i really prefered take 4

LMAO

LMAO!!! HAND PORN??!!!!

;D

Well ok, ok...and hair porn and jaw porn, smoking porn as nicnixs mentioned already ...and hobo porn...hmm did I miss anything haha. Oh yeah, to me there's even a scruff porn....thanks god they left some :D

LMAO!!! i never knew there was such a variety when it came to porn!! i really must start paying attention.

lol

Hobo porn??

Oh yes, you know how Rob sometimes looks like he's slept under a bridge, and so he looks like a hobo? Hobo porn!!!

LMAO

Hobo Porn....I love the Porn

What about the Raises One Eyebrow Porn?

I love that Porn too....

*looks in mirror at Rob Perv*

not as bad as yesterday, but the dude that was working the set had to tell that one pap to get on the sidewalk like ... 5 times, and he still didn't move.

grrrrrrrrrrr!

*Phew*

That was ok :) There was smoking porn too :)

Spank me i know it's bad...but he does look sexy smoking lOL

LMAO, gotta agree with you there... I try not to think about what it smells like...

Well....he'd probaly just smell sexy and naughtly....

Freshly showered smell, mixed with manly smell, mixed with a little bit of tobacco.....

Rob could pull that off :) LOL

No doubt.... the boy could pull anything off...

I know! he looks sexy at every damn thing he does! *groans*

Although I do wish he would stop for his health...and that body...and that hair...*groans again*

Ah yes....he could pull anything off alright.

Like his shirt...
His pants...
His.....

*faints*

*rubs eyes*

Did Rob just litter in the second video? *wags fingers at his character in RM* lol ;)

WOW ;) Ok that was a better post....It's nice to get back to the posts with Rob strutting about with things in his mouth :) I need a cigarette now LOL

I think he just increased sales by about 50% :)

*runs off to get cigs and coffee*

*comes back and waits for more posts of Rob putting various objects in his mouth*

I need a cigarette too now, and I don't even smoke. lol ;)

Neither do i :) lol

Well...except when i'm out drinking and dancing....LMAO

But i'm not sure i even want to smoke it...i just want it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO

Well at least these girls didn't try to attack him-but "what would you say if he walked over here right now?" "Bite me".... IDIOTS...
Really? That's what you would say to this beautiful human being?

FIRST!?!??

congrats sister

*fist bump*

wooo hooo!!!

*fist bump*
*elbow bump*
*butt bump*
*chest bump*

OW... forgot my chest armor this morning!

LMAO yes you need that armor with my D cups!! :P

Ditto girl!!! Somebody might get hurt between the 2 of us!

*reminds self to stay away from flplmtree95 and TSH when they chest bump*

LMAO you scared?

i am very afraid

I'm shaking in my C cups TSH!

i tell ya noone wants pancakes when you can have cupcakes!!!

LOL

Whoa, I don't have pancakes! LOL!!! I have cupcakes you have...cakes!!!

LMAO

ok KIM...I will stick with my muffins....this is sounding dirtier than it actually is!!

LOL, yeah we'd better back off...*puts hands in the air* I promise I didn't mean to be bad!

LOL!

Congrats! You lucky girl...doing celebration dance with you.

HALE YEAH BABY!!!

I did it! First, uh huh!! uh huh!!! uh huh uh huh uh huh!!!!!

*doin the running man*
*doin the cabbage patch*
*spins on head and lands in really cool position*

Congrats :) xxxxx

*hangs flowers round Flplm's neck* LOL

*smells flowers*

MMMMMMM!!! I LOVE FLOWERS! Thanks Nicky!!!!

You never add the macarena to your list. It's the coolest dance ever. *pouts* lol

(congrats on first. wootwoot.)

LOL! oooooooooh! macarena!
I have never learned it, and it is bad enough I know the electric slide and the charlie brown (I don't even know if that's what it's called that's how sad I am)....

Whaaat? lol Start practicing! *giggles*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NZjHKfbbiQ

you never learnt the macarena!
sorry what now???

I know, I s*ck.... I like watching chubby kids do it on America's
Funniest Videos though! ;)

lmao!

I can't wait to see him in this movie.

Do people not realize how stupid they sound when someone says "what would you say to him if he walked over here right now?" and they say "bite me"..... be a LITTLE more sane would ya?

Congrats!! Stupid stupid girls... (not you, the ones in the video!)

LMAO

The scary thing is....they are not even the really crazy ones :)

I thinking of holding a fake twilight convention for these guys......and then forcing them all into shipping containers and sending them to Antartica!!!

LOL

HA!!! LOVE IT NICKY!
I'll help coordinate to make it look more official.

Yeas lets do it right....

We'll make up flyer saying....

For your chance to scare the crap out of Pattz by asking him to bite you/ and or hanging off his neck like a spider money uninvited....

See time and venue on reverse...

***Please note Pattz will be standing at the back of a large shipping container...you will have to make you way right to the back in order to assault him***

LMAO

LMAO!! Good disclaimer, need to add

"we are not responsible for anyone not actually meeting Mr. Pattinson, it is the sole responsibility of signee to ensure introduction, we claim no liability for hair loss, skin loss, or loss of life due to the mental stability of others at the convention"

Nice :) Lets cover all the legalities :) LOL

hahaha but there spot on about "whats not to like!"

yeah, crazy people can be correct in some statements I guess. ;)

i was just thinking the same thing, can people start to be more original! I mean @ this point it's just a given that we would all love him to bite us in some way shape or form, lol. so how about saying hey i love your work keep it coming! support the mane don't embarrass him, by saying bite me..... and attacking him is sure to make him go into hiding you dumb asses!

way to go flplmtree! congrats!

congrats my friend!!!

LMAO!!!! Cabbage patch??!!!

few people can pull off doing the cabbage patch and looking cool at the same time.... LMAO!

I am not one of those...but the sprinkler...no, I still look like a crazy, white chick!

hahaha...a crazy white chick!!! lol
i gotta hit the like button on this one...

Awww, thanks! I'll like you too!

LOL! As long as you are not doing the crazy white chick thumb dancing, I think you're good to go!

LOL, like the Brady Bunch? I can so do that, but I'll refrain for now!

one of these days we'll celebrate and I'll teach you all the "white-girl" dance.

You'll have to use it with caution though.

LOL! Why am I scared now?

oh...be afraid....be VERY afraid...because babe, once you pop...you can't stop!

*** FIST BUMP ***

*** CHEST BUMP ***

Singing...."Go Shorty...its ya birthday....Go Shorty...its ya birthday"

Doing the Cabbage Patch with you WOOOT WOOOT!

How do you do it, flplmtree?

*hangs head dejectly and kicks at the dirt*

*sniff, sniff"

I'm never gonna be first.

whole-hearty congratulations though!

nothin' but love.

LMAO!! It's all luck mama, you'll get it! Don't worry!

Congrats on first flplmtree!!!!!!!!

Congrats flplmtree95

*returns happy dance and fist bump!*

Congrats Flplmtree!!!

Sorry so late. Had to feed the kids.

I go to bed early last night thinking no way could NMM.org post anymore and thinking that this morning too.

They are on fire!!!

Ah ha ha I didn't even see this post! Congrats my dear!

I can't stop laughing at that guy asking "were you upset when he died?" - that was hilarious...

HOOT!

2nd

SECOND??!!!!!!!!!

DAMMIT I'M THIRD!!!!!!

LMAO!

LOL even when i comment first and watch later, i'm never higher than 2nd...
**plots to get rid of all NNM.org members**

lol

LOL!

*plots to make sure Spankie does not get rid of me in her tiranny*

*sees flplmtree looking over shoulder*
hey, keep away from my Evil Plans To Get Rid Of All NNM.org Members!!! For my eyes only!!

lol

*tries to peer at paperwork*

Fine, I will just go hide until the take over is complete, then I will start to re-colonize!

*runs off to find a good hiding spot*

*watches flplmtree run off*
*evil laugh* MWAHAHAHA!!!!!
Now, where was i? oh yes, getting rid of first commenters and-
*remembers the existence of Mods*
Must keep this plan under wraps until they go away...

how scary would it be being mobbed by fans all day every day!

did she say "bite me and I'll do you"??

i think it was "bite me and i love you" but i could be wrong!

either way they are slightly crazy!

I watched it again and I think it was "I love you"....Maybe it was seeing him wave that made me think I'll do you....lol!!

lol I think it was the hair...err....maybe. That is what did it for me because I thought she said the same thing. My mind went totally in the gutter.

No but that's what I'd say! HA!

No I'd say "HEY PATTINSON YOU'RE ON MY LIST SO LET'S GO"

*Shows everyone her 'laminated' list*

He looks different! Right? I didnt like the backwards wave think...his hands are too feminine! LOL

OVERALL yes he is kinda cute...I'll give you that vamp girls! But don't expect me to be so nice in future posts! LOL

It's the missing vampire make up... LOL.

We will take what we can get from you Patience! It was only a matter of time!

yups defo da missin makeup n bein in complete sunshine!!!

hehe

im lovin ur unicorn btw n yes i do no wat it means lol

She was merely having a moment of delusion
*drags PIMSY away by shirt collar*
just ignore her.. This meant nothing...
And good morning by the way.
lol

Uh huh... that's the problem with your wolf girls, never just admitting to your deepest darkest desires.... ;)

*stares at flplmtree then grins*

Uh, yah.. because if we ever mentioned aloud the uh.. things that wolves do.. we'd have vamp girls running towards LaPush so fast they'd take out the trees and that would be an ecological disaster." Those desires are all wolf, honey. Anything else is just a quickly fading mist..

lol

Uh huh....

And you expect me to believe this... nonsense?

*laughs hysterically*

I think NOT. The wolves are far to young to know any.... good (or bad) tricks of the trade.... I don't see any "Dom" Jacob stories out there!

LOL

*stares at flplmtree pitifully*

Another one dies to romance and ends up going all dom.

NO,honey.. the wolves are not that young, but energetic and fresh certainly have thier advantages... but I wouldn't expect you to be interested and I'm certainly not excited about sharing either.. so I think it's best that you keep your opinion.

Yes, there's certainly nothing over here worth half-dying and sweating for every night.

LOL

LMAO!

I see your hot wolf-boy, and raise you a sexy un-dead vampire willing to give his life for true love....

*gives 4TW a poker face*

*calmly looks over cards*

I see your sexy undead vampire willing to give his life for true love and raise you a very concerned, faithful friend slogging someone's sorry butt through her depression and able to grow up in a few years and become the man that sexy undead vampire had 100 some years to develop.

*faint smirk*

*thinks deliberately*

hmmmmm, well, we know who she chooses in the end, don't we... and who
gets to date an infant.

*evil grin*

*grins even more wildly*

So uncreative, arent' we flplmtree.. that's ok. let the whiny girl have sexy undead vamp.. Infant has a few years to grow up and I'm sure I could intervene somehow..Story was never finished and I fight rather hard..

LOL

That's all you got?
"uncreative"?
PSHA!

;) LOL!

*wicked grin*

I'm sorry, perhaps I didn't hear you correctly

Are you asking me to insult you further than "uncreative?"

I mean I could certainly do that but I hate making people cry..

Ok, let me not lie. I like it, but I"m attempting to be nice for the first hour of every day.
LOL

*checks watch*

It's almost over now, though.

LOL

My day would not be complete without an insult from you 4TW...

It .... completes..... me.

:)

Of course you're incomplete, dimwit. You like vampires, was there any question that something would feel empty?

Now, on the wolf side of the line, we're all happy as clams...

I mean, you're as stupid as a clam.. but I don't know if I could call you particularly happy.

LOL

(are you feeling complete now?)

AAAaaaaaah....

so much better, I was beginning to worry about you.

good job!

*grins*

No problem, flplmtree, anytime.

LOL

heeeeeeyyy!!!! hello 4tw, my dear nemesis!! how are you on this wonderfully happy day??

*backs away, claws out, looking frightened*

Why, uh,good morning my dear uh..one. What did they add to your coffee this morning?

LOL

I am quite happy this morning as well.. my wireless is working.. for the moment. Then again, that could change iin 2 seconds. If I disappear, know that I am affectionately loathing you offline and planning my next attack.

LOL

LMAO!!!
*grins even wider*
silly wolf, i dont drink coffee!!!! *manic laugh*
Its nice to know that you hate me offline...cos i hate you offline too *more manic laughing*
*reads 4tw's comment again*
*stops laughing*
NEXT attack...??!!

I don't drink coffee either. I'm naturally hyper and don't want to crush the uh.. spring in my pounce.

*blinks innocently* Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "attack"

*grins, and looks claws over*

Nah, I don't know why I said that.. I'm rather a peace-loving sort and have no wish to scare people.

You're just fine, honey.

LOL

*waits till SpankMe leaves then quietly tracks her movements*

*paranoia sets in*
*sees shdows moving*
Hmm...*checks shadows again and shrugs*

i'm off to stalk TAYLOR, yes TAYLOR, and we're gonna have a BLOODY GOOD TIME WHEN I FIND HIM!!!
*prepares for shadows to jump out*

*appears quickly, claws out*

I can make it a "bloody" good time, if you'd like..

No touchy my boy, ok?

lol

*Laughing on the side lines and being careful not to choke on popcorn*
*sips on coke*

*notices Patience on the sidelines*

heeey Patience i thought we were at least friends?? arent you gonna ATTEMPT to save me??

*stomps in rolling eyes* PIMSY, must I be your personal babysitter???
*washes PIMSY's mouth out with soap*
He is not cute
*drags PIMSY away and whispers*
Geez girl, at least wait until you're out of the hearing of vamps.
LOL

*stands still as 4tw washes PIMSY's mouth*

*dragged away*

*waits for 4tw to finish her lecture on "lick but dont get caught"*

Good Morning to you too, sis!

*turns head towards vamp girls and back at 4tw*

Sorry, I was in a giving mood and I said more than I should have *thinking this might come back to bite her...flp won't let it go*

BTW, did you see Tay in a tux? *wiggling eyebrows*

I DID see it, but couldn't get on last night. The website and I have little wars now and again, and it won last night. Yum... *slap* and don't you turn your back on me when I'm speaking to you. Have a little respect.
LOL

LMAO

*reflexively slaps 4tw back*
*rubs face*
That was completely unnecessary! Flp over there was making weird faces...I got distracted, okay? LOL

Yo! Good morning! :-)

Just got your message :-)

*growls and brings out claws*

What is up with you slapping people*

don't you have any manners? What? Were you raised by wolves.

LOL

OOOH, how I crack myself up..

And I'm so over it now. LOL

"Bite me."...like seriously...oh for the love of...

Soooo... which wave was the best?
I like the last one, the last one has some character, the last one is cool...the last one has wiggling fingers xD

LOL, wiggling fingers... :)

I liked the 2nd one. Looked more manly...

Ahh I see what you mean. I like the second one too, but I like the wiggling, it looks good when someone has long fingers haha.

I couldnt agree more...I like when he wiggles his fingers too..
looks like he knows how to move them..lol!!

I'd like to.....

*remembers moderators*

*looks down*

never MIND....

*whispering* Say it flp! TSH is looking the other way...LOL

ok....

*says very swiftly and quitely*

there are so many things I can imagine him doing with those wiggly fingers!

*walks away fast before moderators find me*

allow me to finish this for you...
I'd like to suck and lick his......ugh fingers!!!

Well at least these 2 were calm.

But the "Bite Me" remark. Come on girls! why cant fans see Rob hates those type of comments? I don't get it.

I don't get it either. I mean...oh come on he never bites. has any girl ever simply asked him to give her a kiss on the cheek. I guess he wouldn't mind that.

there's nothing more terrifing than masochistic fans.

The best quote of Rob I think I ever heard was 'The fans only want to get impregnated or bitten'

So you see he really is a tool,a tool, a big hard tool.

LOL!!! I would let him impregnate me...oh crap! I've fallen into the trap, someone save me!!!

What do you like about this guy???
ughhh...when he wiggles his fingers......

when was your last head examination?

I think you should schedule another.

no, no, no.....I'm scared they might make me go back...lol!!

Love his waveing. Really cute :)
He's looking handsome :D
I think I have to see this one.
He's a great actor!

Looking gorgeous as ever. Like it's possible for him to be anything, but gorgeous!

Do you think he is at all embarrassed to have all those people watching him?? I would be but of course I am not a famous movie star :)

And I will definitely see this movie! I love the look he has for this movie.

And the backwards wave...well I think we will just have to make a judgment after we see the movie!!

Those fans are really making work with him difficult.

'Rob you are doomed to make only in-door sets'

haha :P:P

How scary is it that this seems 'normal' compared to y'day's psycho's!

I actually thought this was just Rob walking down the street, I didnt think he was actually shooting a scene!

No lady...you won't be able to "meat" him...

I had to mute the dumb thing.

Ugh....Mr. Obama...sends some of your SS to help him out...Send Joe Biden's guards...

LOL and who's poor girl in the crash-test-dummy helmet on the bike riding back and forth, back and forth...lol I was just waiting for her to tip over.

he is sooo sexy when he smoks
definetly the sexyest man on earth

Please in what part of N.Y. they filming?!?!
PLEASE!!!!

He's going to be actively smoking in this new movie...fabulous! Such a waste of a hot guy!

Yes!! That was the first thing I noticed too... the way he blows out the smoke, with that pouty mouth... sigh...

My heart is bleeding for this young man... If only all fans are like these girls and not as crazy as those others... I could not blame Rob if one day he will burst into exhaustion and avoid the fans! We just have to remember he is not perfect and if he choose to hide himself away in future sightings of his then we must spare him our understanding because some fans are just too much and it's affecting the personal well-being of this adorable person! This guy is trying to be normal but how can he not have fear walking alone in the streets if he remembers this type of incident??? It's just a shame. People just need to be wise enough to know what's fair and not!

I 150% agree with Scarlett.....you go girl!!!!!!!!!!!

Even if the whole film was just this, him walking up and down a street whilst looking as hot as hell I would still be waiting in line 2 go and see it at the cinemas.

uh..those fingers, those beautiful long fingers. i liked the last wave too, because of his beautiful wiggling fingers. oh and yes he makes smoking so so sexy, i dont smoke but he makes me want one. or maybe just want him. whichever

I do smoke (but in a fashionable way, not addicted or anything) and I wish I could light one with him, and just keep staring at his lips and how he takes a pull, ah... that would be total pleasure....

would like to do the same. defin. makes smoking sexy. but the 'fan girls' in this video. how original are they. lol. or how original is the question muahaha.

anyways this movie will be a need too see.just curious how amazingly he will manage in his new role.

OMG, I know! These girls still need to finish primary school.

'Bite me', can you be any more stupid?? Gah!

muahah " bit me " that is such a turn off for him.

Yo im telling you man if this crazyness doesnt stop he is gonna start hating his fans and start doing more drastic things to protect himself and you know what i dont blame him. If i were in his shoes i would have ended up arrested already strangers are touching him and attacking him that is a big NO NO in my book. Yes i undastand he is gorgeous and an AMAZING actor but hey he is human and we as fans should only worship him from a far n if we do ever met him just to treat him normally like any other person. NEVA ATTACK HIM WATS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!!

Rob on the set today

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...

http://www.popsugar.com/3310608

that voice! ugh
put a bomb or something in her mouth to shut her up! PLEASE!
wait, was it a he or a her! i got confused! :O

Ok mutt...you may continue.

*looks around for PIMSY and 4thw*

Man...looks like they got scared and ran off.

Typical wolves...can't win the fight so they run away.

i love the way he moves.. he's just so cool, and yet he doesn't even do it on purpose!
Poor guy though, i don't understand how he can stand to be tracked by crazy fans (not that it's the case in this vid)

omg does anyone kno where in the city is this being shot at????

He looks great and I am sure he will do a great job in this movie.
He looks a bit sad though. I hope fans realize that it's not all about jumping at him and shouting stupid things.
He is a normal human being.
He makes us happy with his performances. And that really counts.

*Drops dead*
OME... he looks so... oh words fail me to describe him appropriately *sighs*
He's so hot. So adorkable. So edible. Wait, did I just say that aloud? Ok, ehh I dont' care, I meant it!! He looks so cute w/ all those facial expressions that melt my heart... aww!! As long as that frizz head doesn't come back and assault him again!! I like that these fans were SANE enough to see him from afar and enjoy every minute of it... thanks for the footage... loved it!!! Hehe... I love when he wiggles his beautiful fingers when he's walking away!! Anybody have an idea what's he's doing? Or is he simply just calling me over discretely? Yep, it's gotta be that *sighs*

Ooohh he did his little hair thing at 1:45... ooohh me likey ;-)

YES! I saw that too!
watched it a good 12 times, thats enough for now right?? lol

Haha.... what? It's NEVER enough when it comes to Rob... OH, except going all crazy on him like that frizzy creature... that's WAY too much... but other than that... nope, NEVER enough ;-)
*goes off to watch it again*

well thats what i call good fans, they got a chance to admmire Him, without acting like wackos.... lol abd i loved his goodbye.... well waeva it was...... I LOOOOOVED IT

*sighs*

dont really know what to say......he looks so.....WOW!!


what i'd give to be NY right now!

**curses stupid AZ under breath**

Oh my........ every time I see a pic and a video or him I feel worse!!! He is so, so, so, so..... unbearabling hot!!! Why o why?

I'm so jelous of K-Stewart right now.... she will be smooching with him in just a couple of months for Eclipse!! And I'm just a simple human, with no chance at all!! Oh why!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahaha

I could sit and watch him work all day.

while i can applaud these fans who taped from afar, i have to say those 2 girls in the 1st vid --> LAME

saying "bite me" to Rob won't get you anywhere. he's said enough times he thinks it's bizarre when people come up to him saying that. why can't you just ask for a simple autograph if he came up to you?

oh that's right, bc you THINK telling Rob "bite me" will make you more memorable in his eyes...

u can all kiss my ass.... bite me is what all twilight fans would think of saying but would never actually say for the fear of sounding creepy lol....but u can all criticize and hate because you were not in his presence...u r all forgiven. =)