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by Will on June 8, 2009 · Comments

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Forks High School Fake ID Identification Cards

Edi Gathegi from New Moon was at the Florida Supercon this weekend in Miami. A clever vendor was selling these fake Forks High School Identification cards as well!

[thanks, J.deOliveira]

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  • I'm torn between "Who in their right mind would do this?!?!" and "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!"
  • lol this is kind of funny, but cool at the same time! we sure are twibsessed lol
  • LOL me too, at first i was like "I WANT ONE NOW!!!!!" haha then i thought, would this make me even sader?
    lmao!

    Oh well I dont care! ME WANT =]
  • Lol you're talking to the girl that's spent over $300 on Twilight merch...I don't think this would make me any sadder...cos I don't think you can GET any sadder than me lol

    Even though they look kinda crappy...I'd probably still by more than one of each!!
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    If you have photoshop and a printer you could probably just make your own. You'd need a lamenator...or just go to KInkos .....
  • the_nina
    That would be so awkward at Kinkos...

    "Hello... I need you to laminate something for me."
    "Just something I made in my free time."
    "Yes, of course I'm serious."
    "No, i don't have a problem."

    Haha! It would be amazing.
  • That's hilarious. I was imagining their faces...it's so sad, we're that addicted. :)
  • Lol...I have all three (photoshop, printer and laminator I mean)...but I never even thought of that!! lol
  • haha ok well just call us Twihards! i dont want to add up what i've spent, time to get on amazon and order some =]
  • Oh...and that $300 is in like...3 weeks or something like that lol
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    LMAO!
  • LMAO .....me too lol but the GIMME GIMME GIMME is a louder voice in my head then the voice saying who in the right mind would do this lol :D
  • twigirl
    this week is so boring, where is the news?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!
  • i_love_Rob
    i kno where is this twi-news we all need!!
    i'm dying here...idk if i can make it lol
    hopefully Rob, Kristen and the cast are getting some peace and quiet
  • EmilyLovesEmmett
    Unfortunately I think it's going to be slow on the news front till
  • EmilyLovesEmmett
    Unfortunately I think it's going to be slow on the news front till Eclipse starts filming!!
  • Amanda
    They have been selling these badges at different stores in Forks for quite some time. I took a trip there this April. They have different pictures from the movie as plan IDs in addition to badges like these ones. They even have Jacob Black ones that say "License to Howl" They sold them for $5 a piece in Forks.
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    I can see myself now, going to purchase alcohol.

    "Ma'am, can I check your ID?"

    "Sure, makes me feel young again!"

    *Pulls out Forks High School ID by mistake"

    *blushes*

    **Denied alcohol purchase**

    LMAO
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    But then you could just glamour her and she'd sell it to you anyway!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    LOL. if she wouldn't sell my any using my Twilight ID, I'd have to pull out my McLovin' one and try that one out!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    LMAO!!!!

    And then another, and another, and another... she'd soon get sick of turning you away and shake her head, and just give it to you. :)
  • LMFAO
  • ForTheLove
    I love Emmett's middle name McCarty.
  • ladedah
    Agreed
  • rainydaygirl ♥'s KStew
    I would buy one if they used different pictures and not pictures from the photoshoots. And it would be cool if there was a way to print our own id's with our pics....

    But the vendor is smart! He probably sold a bunch!
  • MrsWhorton359
    Its easy ... just create that writing and color on a microsoft business card then laminate it ...

    I should do it when they come to Dallas!
  • lalalala
    FIRST COMMMMMMMMENT WOOOOOH HOOO
    ILOVE THE CULLENS
    PROBALLY THE HOTTEST FAMILY :)
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Dang it!

    Congrats lalalala! It's a very sing songy name!!! Like it! ;)
  • IndiesR
    congrats! Lucky! :)
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    I want!!!
  • EdwardForever
    2nd!
    (err..3rd!)
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    LMAO!
  • Liv
    That's rather... interesting XD ..It's like next time you have to use your ID card you accidently pull out one of these instead. People would think you're nuts...
  • Yeh I already have one!! I bought it on Amazon... an Edward one... I pass it off as a bookmark when people see it and go "WTF...?"

    I'm 32.

    What has happened to my life?
  • LisaM0014
    I am 29 and am wondering the same thing....What happened to my sanity. I have 2 more days of school left. Wednesday night I will be reading Twilight again, then New Moon, then Eclipse, then Breaking Dawn.....then maybe Twilight again............
  • I am saving the "read-again" for my summer holiday on the beach in 3 weeks time... I cannot wait...

    However I do need to get a hold on myself and stop googling "Rob Pattinson naked" every morning just in case...
  • LisaM0014
    HAHAHAHA. Hey you never know what you'll find. One day a pap is going to break into his hotel room and get that picture, lol:)
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    LOL!!! I would love to have one for a bookmark....

    There is nothing wrong with you because I want one too....and I'm 32....

    So your FINE.....( I start thinking what has happened to my life as well) LMAO!!!!!!
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    Oooo, a bookmark!
    Now that's a good idea!

    (way better than my idea of wallpapering the bedroom with them!)

    *frantically going to Amazon to buy one*
    lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL Sparky!
    Wallpaper not a good idea? *begins to tear down Tay wallpaper*

    What about underware with wolf pack image and logo "warm and fuzzy" ?
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    ROTFLMAO!!! yeah and sell them $5 for $25 like Victoria Secrets...and your underwear

    shop can be next to my Bakery were flplmtree95 and I sell Twilight Cookies.... LOL!!!!
  • leon_y_lamb28
    what did you search for on amazon to find the cards? I cant find them!!!
  • I'm 32 as well and COMPLETELY Twilight (and Patz) addicted. My hubby constantly just rolls his eyes and walks away when I start babbling about news of the Twilight variety. :)
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    It's ok, your life has become so much better because of this, I promise!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Can I see your ID Ma'am?? Pulls out Edward's High School ID. Sorry Ma'am this looks nothing like you....

    Ooops! No that's not weird at all...LMAO!!
  • EdwardForever
    look on the left side
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Thanks! it's right there... Haven't had coffee this morning... = )
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    I see it, middle, to the left... nice pic :D
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    LOL - right, silly, how'd THAT get in there??? Psha!
  • And that is SO something that I would do LOL
  • heheh weirdoooo

    Thank you nmm.org for posting this.. I am so patient, and I really dont mind for waiting all day long for some news and you post this. It would be better if you did not post anything at all....

    I dont want to be a B***** but I am just so frustrated...
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    why don't you search the web to find some news...and let NMM.org know about it....then maybe they will have a post that you will like. I'm sure whoever runs this site needs to have a day off (or weekend for that matter) to themselves. If you have nothing better to do than wait for news all day...maybe you could help them find some instead of complaining about the news they do find....

    wow...(I'm not meaning to be a B**** or anything) just pointing out a solution instead of just being a complainer.
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    LOL Kassie LOL!!!!
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    sorry...I haven't taken my medicine today...LOL JK. I have this really terrible condition called Twilitis....it makes you really irritable on slow news days and prone to loud uncontrollable outbursts, shaking hands, shifty eyes. LOL it's terrible.

    *sucks on thumb*
  • Wohooo are you nmm.org lawyer or PR??

    The second time I checked I had a right to an opinion, or did I miss something?!

    Of course I love this site and have the greatest respect for the people making this happen for us, I was just saying my mind, like your saying yours right now:) So take a chill pill and relax!

    Btw: Thank you NMM for the other news today that were more interesting than that about the cards:) I know it is a dry period now, but wait till the premiere is near:) And during the premiere, and also after the premiere. This site is going to crash…
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    I really wasn't trying to be mean. Seriously. I just meant that instead of complaining we could all be part of the solution to these dry periods of news if we keep our eyes out for it.

    Must be the slow news days are making me grumpy.
  • IndiesR
    I want one!! LOL
  • Liv
    Aw dude I took too long to type.. When I got on this page there were no comments... meh... next time, next time.. ;)
  • i love rob
    Interesting.......
  • IndiesR
    Very...maybe we can get a couple and wear at TwiCon, cause I honestly cant tell where else to wear those badges. LOL
  • i love rob
    LOL!!!! Could u imagine going our with our hubby's somewhere and wearing them!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!
  • IndiesR
    Yes i can! Now that you give me the mental picture, I'll definately get one...see what Michael does when i put it on when we go out....it would be hilarious!
  • i love rob
    LMAO!!!
  • IndiesR
    I can hear him now..."OH HELL NO!!!" LMAO!
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    Oh crud, let me know if you ladies get one for Twi-Con and I'll get one. I mean, I need a reason to get one of these, I can't just buy it because then I'd really be committed by my husband.
  • IndiesR
    LMAO! I was kidding, I'm not getting one for TwiCon, although, since you're game, i might. LOL

    I rather spend my money on good, strong and sturdy handcuffs for kellan....Rob too, if the Gods smiles at me and he shows up. LOL
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    God might be frowning that day since Rob will probably still be filming. :-(
  • IndiesR
    hahaha...well I believe in miracles. :) *crossing fingers*
  • Jaypat
    LOL!!!! He wouldn't let me leave the house and probably send me to the crazy house.
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    haha i thought the same thing! when would be an appropriate time to wear such a thing?

    maybe all the people who are getting a tattoo of a twilight character's face can just purchase one of these- something a LOT less permanent!
  • IndiesR
    Yeah, getting the id card would make more sense that getting the tatoo or they could just get both (its a win-win situation) for them anyway. LOL
  • Venia_Cullen
    i want one...!!
  • Ciggy_
    Thats kinda lame...lol!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    I totally agree!

    *hides Fork's HS id inside pocket*
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    lol....thats funny
  • LMFAO!

    I already got one...
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    *pointing to Patience*

    Look Patience you dropped something...LOL!!!!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL! Ops!!!! *blushing*

    hmmm...oh that!? Thats for my cousin...you know teenagers!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Right.... (winks eye) your cousins.... = )
  • LisaM0014
    HAHAHAHAHA
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    *rolling eyes*

    Yeah, who would buy one of those?

    *hiding scrubs with Dr. Carlisle Cullen ID attached*
    LOL
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    LMAO!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Hey Sparky! What happened to your avatar!?

    Me? Hell no! That’s just stupid and immature...Why would I get one of those? *avoiding eye contact*

    Besides I already have a tattoo of Rob on my ass *wink*

    Serious note…I do have a tattoo of the letter E! But it stands for my son’s name, not Edward! LOL
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    Hahaha...
    LOL
    *patronizing tone*
    Right...the E tattoo stands for your son's name! You just happened to name your son Edward Anthony Cullen...

    *wishing I had named my son Edward and my daughters Bella and Alice*

    I was so bored this weekend I changed my avatar to crazy goofy face Rob. He made me smile!
    Don't worry, sexy face Rob will be back.
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!!!!!!
    *Hides son's birth certificate with name Edward Effing Cullen*


    The goofy face avatar got me confused...I didn't notice it was you right away.
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LMAO
    Edward Effing Cullen!
    Nice.
  • JTSTeam Swiss
    lmao

    i'm totally wondering if that vendor made his first million with this idea

    note to self: go to a twilight convention, think of an idea where it will make profit to sell to the die hard twifans = millions

    genius!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    I think I'm going to sell Twilight Pencils.

    Oh, they've already thought of that?

    Hmm. Twilight toothbrushes! Cha ching!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    We should open up a Bakery and sell Twilight COOKIES!!! Who wants in? LMAO!!!!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    I'll bring the Unicorn shaped cookie cutters!
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    OMG, just think of how many unicorn cookies you two would sell? I'd buy a dozen!!!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    It is not even conceivable how much money that would generate....

    *starts thinking of the money and giggles*
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Me too!! Business would be good... $$$$$
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Yeah!!! and every bag would say... "Made by Edward's girls."
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    in a zip lock bag with a sharpie marker- nothing fancy now ;0)
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Yeah your right... keep it simple...= )
  • TwilightREhab
    and we cant forget the scooby snacks....lol
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    LOVE the scooby PJ's.... that was too cute.
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Or

    "F*cking made by Edwards Girls"

    LMAO
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    LMAO!!! that's more original... Love it..
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    I'm so IN.... we'd clean up, and everyone that bought some would exchange knowing glances with us.... like uh huh, you know you read it!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Yeah when taking orders... we would look at the customer and then be

    like uh huh...wow and you want how many? LMAO!!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    LMFAO!!!!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    We would make the Forbes List in no time.... Hello!!!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    And we'd be famous, and the whole cast would be DYING to meet us!

    HELL YEAH!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    That's a F*ck YEAH!!!! LOL!!!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    I like the Luscious Lady Licks. Pwahahah!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    Count me in LTCB!! i can bake :D LOL

    Hmmmm macadamia unicorns and valentine pineapple pairs...........
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Nice!!! We will open Bakery's across the world.... =) Move over Nestle's Tollhouse theres a

    new brand of cookies coming to town. LOL!!!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    LOL! Don't forget the Twilight SPARKLY toothpaste!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    LOVE it! "Sure to leave your teeth DAZZLING"
  • LisaM0014
    I would buy it. My husband would commit me but I would buy it.
  • RealMenGlitter
    I have always wanted an Edward toothbrush! Edward in my mouth every morning and night couldn't get much better than that!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Daaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnn!

    *snaps fingers in air*

    LMAO
  • JTSTeam Swiss
    i go away for an hour about to reply back and there's like 10 million comments below this one. all of you are wacked! lol, but i would totally buy me some toothbrushes/toothpaste so i can dazzle a VIP!!!! =)

    ...and now i'm stepping away from the computer for a very long time... so sad...hope there's no new RP news while i'm gone
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    see what happens when you leave? don't lie, you are wacked right along with us! :0)

    someone got a new avatar! Very nice!

    I'm sure once you come back, there will be 10 million and one new posts, plus 5 RP articles!
  • JTSTeam Swiss
    you were right

    *pouty face on full force*

    there were like 6 new posts! and finally nmm.org put the pics of Rob in the city from sunday

    HOORAY!

    btw, doesn't the new avatar look SEXY!!!!
    oh the eyes, the hair! i think this was @ the SEX DRIVE premiere...LOL
  • ILUVROB
    hahaha nice. You know what would be awesome-er lol Having Rob at the twilight convention!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD DO ANYTHING!! OMG I NEED TO SAVE UP MONEY NOW!!
  • ILUVROB
    I DONT JUST WANT ONE...... I NEED ONE!!!!!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    What!!!!!!!!!! He was in Florida! And I was NOT informed!??????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
    I hope he hasn't left yet! Maybe I should go walk around the Miami International Airport!
  • i met him, AND touched him! muhahahah LOL
    he came from italy doing a musical of shakespeare and wanted to go to south beach later of all place lol and wanted arroz con pollo-cuban food and some people suggested some good restaurants. is it sad i wanted (for like a few seconds) to go to south beach and try to see him there? Lol
  • tiffany
    IS HE STILL HERE?!
  • hmm, i dunno i doubt it. i dunno where you'd find him anyways cos i saw him at the florida super convention which is over already.
  • tiffany
    rob was at the convention? i didnt know he was gonna be there. friends of mine that went said he wasnt there??
  • i meant edi not rob. if rob was there, you'd hear about it trust me! and the convention would've been sold out and PACKED if he went. he's in NY filming remember?
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    U live here in Fl nutters?
  • indeed, i do. so the convention was like 15-20 minutes away depending on traffic and such. i live in Miami and thats where it was. i finally found a vamp team for me, Laurent! lol i've said it before i met him and i'll say it again he really doesn't get enough credit/praise for his acting and yumminess. just look at the trailer again with him and bella. i always found him yummy cos hello, he has man boobies too lol! i bought a photo of him in the baseball scene smiling holding the ball with a little show of his pecs which he signed and i guess he hadn't seen it cos he kept staring at it and asked where i got. lol
  • there was also a Q&A session with him yesterday.
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Oh sh*t! I missed it McNutters!!!!!!!! Nooooooo!
    I live in Doral.
  • HOLY CRAP. doral is like 5-10 minutes from me! we should meet one day LOL kick @$$!
    well now you know for next time ;D there's also gonna be a twilight tour convention in miami next january and an eyecon in orlando this september that has like 4 or 5 actors coming from twilight but that one's more expensive. i can give you the links if your interested.
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    OK if this id card gives me access to the Hawt Wolves in La Push then I am totally game for it...

    But this news?? Really? Really??
  • Yeah I'm with ya there! And really...wouldn't people want THEIR picture on the ID?!?

    I don't get it .....

    SHOW ME ROB :)
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Oh don't even get me started on that.... I am just imagining the scene when the girls wear the Doc's, Ed's , Emmett's & Jazz's id - that is alright with me.

    But just think of this - what if our spouses who liked Alice or Rosalie would wear their ids?? Yes one word for that - Creepy!!!
  • LOL who cares? REPRESENT!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    Can you imagine bumping into someone actually wearing one of these things?

    *stifles laughter*
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    I think we'd find our selves pulling our own out and doing the secret NMM.org handshake or something! LOL!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    LMAO. That is sadly oh so true!
  • Probably more true than we realize LOL
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    OK, that settles it, everyone wear one of these, and that way we'll know each other when we see each other....

    *goes to place order for badge*

    *whispers to self* (this could WORK!)

    LMAO
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Yeah our own secret sociality... We need a hand shake or something...
  • TwilightREhab
    I dont think i will run into anyone......I think im the lonely twilight fan in Michigan :*(
  • hey you live in michigan and taylor has family there. you might bump into him one day ;D
  • TwilightREhab
    He actually went to highschool about 20 mins from me lol....

    now if only jackson would come visit taylor in his home city lol
  • whoa! im kinda jealous now lol. but taylor lives in LA not michigan ;)
  • LOL already got mine. two actually :P guess which ones?
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    McNutters!!! LOL!

    OK, sorry, had to get my giggles in... :)
  • Lol, whats with the giggles?
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    *giggles again*

    I just can't say or type your name without laughing... I love it!
  • Lol! im glad you and so many others like it. :D
  • THANK YOU!!! I needed a good laugh right about now!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Awe IRWV, hope you're not having a craptacular day. :(

    *hugs IRWV*
  • I had a lousy weekend and was draggin that into this week until I died laughing at your comment!

    Thanks for the laugh AND the hug!

    I'm all smiles now

    Now if I can just see Rob naked I'll be GREAT
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Happy to oblige girl.

    Rob..... naked......

    *fans self*

    Great, now I need to go turn the A/C up again... ;)
  • It was the least I could do :)
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    I can imagine RobismyRomeo...
    The girl wearing it would probably think I was a homosexual! Cuz I would be staring at the ID (which most likely would be at the chest level).

    LOL
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    LOL. me too Patience, me too!

    It would be like the 'Mole' from Austin Power's 3, where no one can resist staring at it! LMAO
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Nah sister! The wolves go to school in the Rez...
    We should go find out where that is exactly *winks*
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Oh Yes... but since no one was quick enough to make the Rez Ids I think I can sneak in as a transfer student!!

    LOL!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL! Yes!

    Like we look young enough to go to high school as well...LOL

    Have you seen "Never Been Kissed"? LOL
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Hahhahah!!! Never Been Kissed?? Yes!

    Heck I can do anything to get kissed by them, or even brush against them, or even handled by them...

    *goes to happy place*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    HAHA! Do you think we would get a happy ending like Drew on NBK? Instead of us hooking up with the prof we would be hooking up with the students! LOL

    Do you have money for bail? LOL
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Why do you think I a collecting money now Patience?? We are all lusting behind the jail baits!!

    Yes we will def get the happy ending...!!! Sam will def. rescue me/us from the jail though! He is legal *winkwink*
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    Hey ihowl2, jacob isn't illegal in the UK *wiggles eyebrows*

    You could totally pass off as a student, i'm 21 you forget, i could get you in, it will totally work :)

    *goes off to desk, rolls out blue prints of forks high school* LMAO

    p.s. why did you take your video down, damn you, i went to watch it again as your reactions are hilarious

    *glares at ihowl* lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Hahhah I will put it up again!! Anything to make my Vamp friends happy!

    21!! OK *making puppy eyes* can you sneak me in? Well I am not THAT old - 25 isn't that old right??

    Also if that doesn't work - I have a back up plan. Go as a teacher....

    Well well well I can think of teaching so many things to those boys... Also i think spanking will be legalized once I become the teacher there!!!

    LMAO!!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    Thankyou :D

    No it's not old, geeze

    Ohhh teacher..............

    now that would work even better, hhmmm yes, spanking lol, i'm not one for punishment but for we could totally bring back the cane to teach them a lesson

    LMAO!!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Woah.... Are you girls talking about kissing Vamp Boys from Forks High?
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Ew no! *considering...hmm*
    LTCBs...we are planning on getting into the high school at the Rez!

    If it doesn't work out we can try at Fork's HS...I don't mind making out with Mike Newton: "Look at you! YOU'RE ALIVE!

    LOL
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Oh the Rez...ok.. Yeah Jessica might have a problem you going after

    her man...She thinks he's perfect... LOL!!
  • i got jacob's ID at rez highschool! maybe we can sneak in ;-)
  • LOL i was there and i bought two! one of alice and jacob. :P yes im sad. i also bought a twilight apple, super cute and bright red. also useful as a stress ball. and i bought the new moon poster. met edi, got his autograph and pic with him. such a cutie and even sexier and yummier in person if thats possible. super tall too! :O a woman asked him who of the cast are his lifelong friends, and he said taylor! squee! as well as kellan and rachelle. :)
  • interesting
  • Wanna_Be_Cullen
    alright this is really cheesy but um i don't really understand the purpose at all

    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL


    LMAO
  • TheStupidLamb
    Lol, I wonder how much they were being sold for?
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    HAHA...anyfing connectd 2 twilight is guaranteed 2 make millions, lyk i cud say dat i own a pair of RPattz underwear *dribbles* and i'd probly make £100 on the spot
  • Majnona (H.N)
    Hmmm cute? lol I srsly don't know what to think about this
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Is this close enough to some Twilight news?

    http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=96588...

    I hope the link comes up, it's off of facebook....
  • ♥KristenFreakingGorgeous76♥
    saw the clips, i guess it somewhat twilight (vampires) .. lol ... i didn't read the book(s), vampire diaries. ... but fr the clips, i like twilight (books) better even the movie version .. lol... as we have hotter guys and girls ..
    despite, twilight came later = ?) It's better .. no offense to VD ..
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Yep, I have to agree.... I just really like Ian Somerhalder as Damon.... I will always at least give a new supernatural show a try.... been disappointed with some, and become totally addicted to others... But still don't think anything really holds a candle to our Twilight. ;)
  • This is the one I bought... I really have lost it...

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/EDWARD-CULLEN-TWILIGHT-...
  • LovesJasper
    Um.....why? Sooo......................odd and what a CRAP photo of Edward!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    *gasps*

    LovesJasper, is there really such a thing as a CRAP photo of Edward??? I think not. ;)
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    of course there is not! look at her name though. lol.
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Tell tale sign, should have paid better attention...

    *slaps forehead*
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    *passes flpImtree95 some coffee*

    there you go, to ease the pain of monday morning. do you take cream or sugar?
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    *sighs thankfully*

    Aaaahhhhhhhhhh.... just creamer thanks RIMR! You're the BEST!
  • CF911 Team Tyler!
    Crap photo of Rob? WTF!!

    And my embarrassing moment for the weekend ... I bought a copy of OK magazine. I know, I know. I am a loser, but I just couldn't help it. It is the lack of news this weekend, I was losing it.
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    LMAO!!! My embarassing moment was when we were watching "Gone in 60 seconds" and there's a scene when Memphis finds the 1967 Mustang GT he needs to steal, and he says "Hello Eleanor", another dude says "who's Eleanor?", and yet another says "That's Memphis's Unicorn"..... I about died.
  • breesmom
    I was so bored on my only weekemd off this month I watched Goblet of Fire (blame nmm.org!) and the watched How to Be ($5.99). Love that movie! Hilarious, yet so heartbreaking.

    My son kept coming in the living room and shaking his head.

    Must make plans next time I'm off! Then something huge will happen in Twilight land and I'll probably miss it! Oh, well, such is life (sighs)
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    LOL!
    Of course! Doesn't it always happen that way!? :)
  • CF911 Team Tyler!
    Wow, I don't feel so bad now. Thanks for sharing. Yeah, I watched Twilight ... again ... while my husband rolled his eyes at me. Then I watched The Messengers on Lifetime ... again. I am really pathetic.
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    agreed...this "crap photo" does not exist. That boy could be covered in horse crap and he'd still be hotter than most of the worlds population.
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    lol, so true, kassie! Rob could literally be covered in crap- and it still would not be a crap photo!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    I'd be happy to clean the crap off of him.... and then bake him cookies, among other things. :D
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    LMAO. Perhaps Craptacular Chocolate Chip cookies?
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    AB... SO... F*CKING... LUTELY!!!!
  • destined to be a cullen
    whoa! haha..

    interesting though.. hehe.. there are just those people who never run out of ways to shout out how much they love the twilight saga! =) creative, in a way..
  • Wow, that's cool lol
  • suitejuju
    Clever! I don't want it but it is quite clever.
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    I know some people might have a collection of Twilight stuff....but I really do not know what use there would be for these cards. I bet whoever made them solf alot of them though......people buy stuff they have no purpose for all the time....

    *note to self: stop buying purpose-less things*
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    I guess they would be a nice momento for your scrapbook...if you took a trip to Forks.....hmmm......
  • tneb_EJay
    i think once yu`re a twilighter .. yu`d jst buy anything tht has to do with twilight ! <3
  • destined to be a cullen
    those "oceanic air" ID's, those are from LOST series, right?.. hehe..
  • LisaM0014
    Yeah, My 2 favorite things side by side :)
  • All's quiet on the New Moon front this week, amirite?
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    erm. if I were to purchase such a novelty, hypothetically, I don't think I'd want a twilight character's picture on there. Oh wait..would I..? Or...

    *shakes head*

    No. Definitely do not want one.
  • nonohood69
    Just curious, Where in the books did they say Edwards Middle name was Anthony? I always thought it was Edward Masen Cullen
  • destined to be a cullen
    his first name was edward anthony.. i believe it was mentioned in new moon or maybe i read it somewhere.. =) try the wikipedia.. =)
  • LisaM0014
    I am pretty sure that Masen was his original last name, before Carlisle turned him. He took Carlisle's last name Cullen. And as far is Anthony for his middle name, not really sure. My nursing final is Wednesday and I WILL be reading the whole series again so I'll let you know if you haven't found out already.
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    According to the TwiDex, his full name is Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. I'm pretty sure I remember reading that, but I'd have to do some searching to find the book and page....
  • LisaM0014
    Yep that's sounds about right. I remember reading that too. Random question: Have you heard when the Official Guide to the Twilight Saga is coming out? I am getting tired of waiting. I have had that thing preordered for like 6 months!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    I thought it was supposed to come out September.... like, the end of September from what I remember.
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    EDWARD+JACOB= JAWARD/ EDCOB

    sorry, im just bein my random self....i fink im spendin too much time blogging

    note to self: must stop revealing random thoughts online

    LOL
  • tneb_EJay
    it`s totally fine aye .. with all the slow news, people`s minds start to wonder ...
    *ROBERT+TAYLOR=ROBLOR/TAYBERT ?* hahahahahhah sh** they`re randomm ..
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    WOOOO!!!! YEAH, SUMONE UNDASTANDS ME!!!!!

    POWER TO THE RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!!
  • tneb_EJay
    hahah tell me all abt it MrsPattinson ! :P i called you MrsPattinson ! LOL
    ahh we all know when it comes to twilight saga , it makes everyone insane ! all yu men out there .. don`t deny it ; yu know yu love it too &it`s OKAY ! HAHHA
    omgg ! OMJ ! im getting all excited again ! i want to see the damn movie already !!
    goshh !!!! :(
  • i want an Edward Cullen ID NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
  • they're only 1.95

    i left the link below in another comment
  • thank u!!!!!
  • stacey
    I guess there's a sucker born everyday!! The crap people are willing to buy!! Maybe they could start selling used napkins and silverware that the cast used and sell it on ebay!
  • melissa
    i went on to the florida super con yesterday and met with eid , hes a great guy very sweet and down to earth. the id's looked great too , that same vender had great bags aswell .
  • crizy
    Wouldn't it be cool if they have pictures on the character's I.D. that can't be found anywhere? Now that could be worth collecting =)
  • melissa
    also wanted to let everyone now that the eyecon convention in orlando will be great and if you can make it out there i recomend it . it will be in sep.
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Eyecon is in September? Didn't they just have it? Is it twice a year?
    Gosh I wanna go, but I am scared of the twi-crazies.
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    are you not a twi-crazy yourself? ;0)

    **edit** just read a post from I_want_a_silver_volvo above, and OK, I would be scared, too!

    LMAO
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Not us, RIMR, we're "normal" (ok, define normal!)
    I was referring to the girls that scratch their necks and want him to bite them....

    I have better things in mind.... >:D

    *bites lip, hopes she bought it*
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    *bought it, refunded it, then bought it again*

    LMAO
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **pats flplmtree on back**

    Don't be scared....those are our people... LOL
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    HEY YOU!

    They may be our people, but they are mutated.... Maybe I could talk some sense in to them, show them the errors of their ways, send them home... then have Robert all to my self!

    *rubs hands together, makes a plan for visiting EyeCon*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Good thinking. I will help you talk some sense into them...

    **eyes narrow at flplmtree**
    ...you don't have a problem sharing Pattinson, do you???

    LOL
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    *raises an eyebrow*

    I guess I could share him, as long as I know you'll give him back when it's my turn.....

    *smirks*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **sweet smile**

    Of course I would....I can share and play nice with the other kids....

    Hmm..perhaps before we go, we should work out a schedule so there is no fighting. LOL
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    I like schedules... schedules are good.

    *takes out pen & paper*

    What do you suggest?
  • gem
    there is already a new pics of rob in ny witj a griemd its nnot here in nmm.org..check othher sites...but we still need more news!!!!!!!!!!!!i camt imagine when the twiligjt saga ends lol...vast pls show up more often..lol but they need their rest.
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    I OWN A PAIR OF RPATTZ UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!! £1000 MINIMUM!!!!

    Pleeeeeeeeaase DO NOT ask how i got dem coz yu rlly dont wanna kno!!!

    *hides bloodstained screwdriver used on rpattz bodyguards*
  • Alexis
    AH! Inconsistency!

    Emmett could not have been "born" in 1988. That would make him younger than Alice who was apparently "born" in 1987. In the books he is registered as a senior, along with Jasper and Rose, which is why they graduate before Alice, Edward and Bella.

    *sigh* if you're going to cater to the Twilight fans you better well do it right, we have an eye for detail!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    very true- except that I think you transposed your numbers. If they were born in 1988 and 1987- they'd only be a few years younger than me! LOL
  • Its their school ID though, they are supposed to be 17 and 18

    The school would probably look into things if they filled out their actual date of birth on the forms!!!
  • Alexis
    You're right, they couldn't put their actual birth dates on their school forms, being over 100 and all. What I meant was regarding their fake birthdays. In the books, Emmett, Rose and Jazz are the "older and less scary Cullens" (paraphrasing here) thus they graduated from Forks before Alice, Edward and Bella. The ID's posted above list Emmett as younger than Alice, Edward and Bella which is inconsistent with the books. Hence, my beef. Or chicken, whichever you prefer.
  • Aaah! I see now!

    That is stupid... and disturbing because I cannot believe people born in 1988 would be seniors in high school...

    I left school in 1988... *rips up birth cert*

    SOB!
  • Hannah
    That's exactly what I thought. What a rip off. So, Horrible. haha
  • LisaM0014
    I noticed that too. Really annoying! Come on, if your going to try and cash in on a phenomenon at least get it right!
  • Erin
    gah i had noticied that and I was hoping someone else would have posted it. And duh they put fake years b/c they are in high school not like 100.
  • patty
    I want one! like Bella or alice.
  • LisaM0014
    Did anyone else notice that they messed up on the years of birth? They have Emmett as being born in 1988 and Edward in 1987. Isn't Emmett older than Edward? Yeah, that's what I thought. A novel idea that sucks now because the manufacturer of this thing couldn't get something so basic right.
  • Kimoppi
    I saw that too. I was curious about the birthdays because Alice's was rather close to mine.

    He got it right that Edward and Alice are in the same year, but then he made Jasper and Emmett younger... not older. I also thought it was a bit funny that Jasper didn't have a middle name.
  • Vampgirl(Team Robsten forever)
    Yeah Emmett should had been 1987 not 88 good eye.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **looks closely at the ID badges**

    Hmm..Makes me wonder if I would be able to fake my own ID, slip into the school unnoticed and kidnap a small portion of the male student body there...

    **thinks of running away with Edward, Jasper and Emmett**

    I have my tranquilizer gun, and tazer....I just need a van with no windows to throw them into, and I will be all set!!

    **looks up rental car agency to see how much it is to rent a van**
  • *calls pysch for immediate intervention*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **shakes in corner, hugging myself**

    no....no......no.....I don't have a problem. They will want to come with me....I don't need an intervention....

    **hysterical laughter**

    LOL
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    *slaps effing with frozen fish*

    Snap out of it woman!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **rubs side of face**
    OUCH!!!

    Thanks for snapping me out of it, I appreciate it...

    now...give that here...

    **takes fish from flplmtree**

    **smiles sweetly**

    **slaps flplmtree in the head with it repeatedly**

    There...I think we are even...Now, you gonna help me call the rental agency, or not?? LOL
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    LMAO!!!

    ON IT Effing!

    *dials Enterprise*
  • Tara_Kay
    I want the bella one
  • Rob_is_my_Kryptonite
    I want an Edward ID card! Great idea!
  • Thats actually a good idea, I think Summit should pick up on those and then Hot topic should sell em. It would be a great seller! /would bye millions of Alice and Jasper ones/
  • AnEclipse
    omg i want one so badly!
  • CullenWannabe
    That's hilarious, what a fun idea. I wonder how much they cost & how many people actually bought one? (I know I'd probably be tempted if I was there.)
  • TeamVampiro
    They're here in Miami?!?!?! How did I not know about this!!!
  • Alyssa Jonas Cullen
    Yea, I knew. I saw the ad somewhere, in a magazine or something.
  • pamloves
    it was only edi. i didn't go but it was at the miami mart. creation entertainment is having a twi tour in january btw. its from january 8-10 i think i am going to go. the tickets are going on sale soon but they haven't schedule who they are having there.
  • Ana
    I want one!!!!! So cool,such a fun idea.
  • Alyssa Jonas Cullen
    I live in Miami but I didn't get to go. :(
    My friend went though!!
  • DAMN I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THOSE :D
  • Me
    You can buy really cool forks id cards here! 1.99

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&r...

    CHECK ALL OF THERE ITEMS- THEY HAVE A TON OF TWILIGHT STUFF FOR CHEAP!!!!
  • r u kidding me!??? ID CARDS!?


    ...ok i want one!
  • I think they are neat, everytime I buy something I can see Edward in my wallet...I'm kinda weird...
  • Kimoppi
    Am I squinting my eyes properly? Are these the birthdays on the cards? I'm not really sure why I'm curious, but I am.

    Jasper 12/25/88
    Alice 2/21/87
    Edward 6/20/87
    Emmett 3/15/88
  • Twihard
    Which are wrong because Emmett is older than Edward and so is Jasper
  • NessiesMom
    LoL, this is just crazy. how 'bout selling golden onions?
  • SamanthaCullen8
    OMG!! Twilight and LOST?!?!!? best combination!
  • ONESEXYGUY
    wow PEOPLE ARE SOOO CRAZY
  • Valerie14
    Is Anyone Going To The Twilight Convention In SanFransisco???
  • just_hyper (JB)
    I might go to our Arizona one...maybe...I hope :(
  • Valerie14
    there is gona be more actors there at least thats what i heard
  • nana20975
    Thinking about it. I want the golden pack, but its kind of expensive. But maybe I'll just go to the vampire ball and take pictures. And you.
  • Valerie14
    im getting everything cuz i dont wana miss out you know?
  • just_hyper (JB)
    uummm......those look really cheap!

    Couldn't they have used better pictures maybe
  • redgie
    haha i saw these at the twilight convention in la- and i couldnt resist buying the edward id! its pretty silly but pretty funny too!
    they make these for other fandoms too- lost, supernatural, xfiles, battlestar galactica- you name it!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Woa man... there is a TON of news today... so much to catch up to... not that I'm complaining ;-)
    Umm... is it really lame for me to say that I want one? Will that make me even sadder? LOL... heck, who am I kidding? I dont care... I want one... hehe... the Bella and Edward one please... just so I can say I'm Bella for a day *sigh*
  • Twihard
    What a looser! Somebody took a cool fan idea and decided to make money off of it -shakes head-
  • lol i would soooooo buy the eddie one
  • cutesweetiezzz
    I want the Bella one!!!!! Maybe Edward would fall for it and think I'm Bella!
  • jusyhaus
    hahaha I have some of these!! i got an edward one and a jacob one (from the reservation hs) and use them as bookmarks! I bought 'em in forks! Woooh Im lame!
  • Rebii
    Is it sad that I just spent an hour making one of these?

    I'll answer my own question. Yes, yes it is.

    (Doesn't look half bad though) :P
  • Twilighter
    OMG..!

    I WANT ONE NOW..!

    DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH EACH COSTS?..
  • Dani Hale/Cullen :D
    Oh my gawd i want one!
  • Twilight Freak
    OMG I soooooooooooo want one im thinking thats either stupid or eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gimme gimme gimme NOW.
    If i do get one im getin all of them or yall can forget me payin ima start takin!!!
    I WANT THEM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOSTLY THE EDWARD ONE..................NOW!!!!!!
  • Alice
    oh! where do u get those?????!!!!!!!????
  • I can imagine RobismyRomeo...
    The girl wearing it would probably think I was a homosexual! Cuz I would be staring at the ID (which most likely would be at the chest level).
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