OMG LMAO!!

"You have a tiny wiener"

"Yeah well so do you tranny" Hilarious!!!!!!!!

That's why i love you Kim :)

We share the same low sense of humour :) LMAO

Love you too nic :)

Yes we really do, it's so nice to have someone else who actually gets it!! LOL

You don't truely love something until you can sit and laugh at the complete crap being taken out of it :) LOL

Or so i tell my husband when i'm laughing my @ss of at him :) LOL

That is so true, too many people take things too seriously!

I know i'm only 21 but perhaps i need to get married, thats sounds fun!!

LMAO

Oh yeah!!!

Choose your husband wisely and there's no end to the fun you can have at his expense :)

*pointing at and laughing at husband trying to look cool and manly while reading his twilight fan ficiton* LOL

I'm going to be pathetic and search for a rob look a like, preferably named edward, shouldn't be too hard to find lol

LMAO!! your husband sounds awesome! :)

Speaking of our husbands. Check out this blog by a "twilight widower" . I was just checking it out and it's so funny and true!

http://twilightwidower.blogspot.com/

The recent blog about shirtless Rob, his wife's reaction and his inability to use the computer because of it is priceless! I felt like I was reading about myself!

"And I remembered an odd conversation we had a while ago over the dinner table:

"Stare at me."
"What?"
"Stare at me like you want to eat me."
I frowned. She waited patiently.
"No. That just looks constipated." "

Hahahaha

It's so funny :) I love that guy :)

My husband read this and was just rolling around :)

I love the picture of Pattz in 2009 and then Pattz in 2013 :) lol

Ha! I just saw that...I about popped a rib when I scrolled down and saw the 2nd picture!

Did you listen to the theme song yet???

Priceless LOL

I can't find it...where's the link?

I love this blog too!!
The pic of rob 2009 and 2013 had me in stitches!! and also very afraid LOL

Um...brb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbn9F32TaA0

It's on the second page of the widowers blog :) lol

Thanks...Funny!

hahahah thanks for sharing that link! It's hilarious.

lmao..this blog site is so funny..thanks for the link @edwardforever..ahahaha..can't stop laughing..

o and the one where they say edward cullen do fart because he drinks blood which has nitrogen in it is so effin funny...ahahaha...they made it seem like a scientific study...lol..."not every thing about edward cullen draws you in.. he does fart"...lmaooooo

I love the Twilight Widower! He is soo funny. I started reading his posts about three weeks ago, and now I check everyday for something new. He doesn't post alot, but when he does, they are always so hilarious.

omg! that website is fan-freaking FABULOUS!!!

it's now a favorite of mine!

thank you!!! =)

Easy :) LOL

They're everywhere :) lol

lmao wow!!!!

i loved the last one!!! "you should watch out for that shirtless wolf boy!" so good! sooo funny!!!
i started laughing and my baby girl started mimicking me!

lol..thats was so funny...

LOL... I still like Twilight with Cheeseburgers the best!

Yea that one was funny and also the video with the song "jizzed in my pants" was kinda funny too

IVE SEEN THAT IVE SEEN THAT IVE SEEN THAT!!!!!!!! **jumping frantically with wild swinging arms**

LMAO!!!!!!

I laughed all the way through that one!

*jumping up and down with SpankMe*

Twilight..with Cheeseburgers!! LMAO. My ultimate fave!

I missed ya on the wolf post! I had to fend for myself, LOL

I'm trying to catch up over there right now.... not that there's any excuse!

*pouts*

Sorry lady!!! I got a little... side tracked....

*darts eyes frantically*

that one was a winner!

What are they talking about, Panic Room was a GREAT movie! lol

panic room was a really stupid movie haha it sooo was

haha that was my favorite part! :D

ROTF....great fun

I loved this :) I think those 2 really nailed Edward and Bella :)

I want to see them do the honeymoon scene though.....

ew.....you're not coming near me with that tiny wiener.....

.....I wasn't planning on it tranny :)

LOL

First???
haha yeah, I've seen this

Go Perv!! Go Perv!!! It's ya birfday!! It's ya birfday!!!

*does running man*

Funny thing is....I can totally see that in my head, that's SCARY!

LMFAO!!!

Great imaginitive minds - that's why we are all here and get along so famously! ;)

AMEN GF.....I speak to you guys more than I do my own family! LOL
My Twilight addiction is out of control!

LOL! Me too!

It's really good that I found this site and a way to share my obsession b/c I'd explode otherwise, no one else in my physical vacinity shares my passion for Twilight! ;)

Plus, I'd be missing out on all the good fan fiction! LOL

I KNOW! All my friends and family look at me like I'm nuts.
I've roamed countless Twilight Saga sites, but this one, by far is the best!!

congrats on being first :D

WEEEEEE haven't been first in ages!

well deff congrats u deserve it girl :D

:-D thanks!!

your welcome :D

mg can not waght untill it i have all the stuff of twilight i lov ya so much ttyl megan

now this is a REAL brakeup ........LMAO .............:D very funny vid

LMAO. Yeah, unfortunately my breakups have been close to this breakup than the one in NM. HA!

ya right ....i feel like this is how a real guy does it but man wouldnt it be soooo much better if a guy was like edward cullen and broke up with u sweetly not like a .......hmmm how can i phrase this nicely......a BUTHEAD LMAO

I agree

LOL

And your hair is stupid! LOL good one :D

I didn't really like it, but that's just my opinion, sorry. No offense to anyone. :]

I didn't really care for them either. Oh well. *shrugs* :)

Me neither

I have never seen this, It was funny though!

I cant wait for the cast to do some real promotions for NM!

Me too. :)

BRING ON the interviews people!!!!

your not in my five's LOL!!!!!! LOL!!!! That was funny!!! I want more!!!

LMAO!

this was so stupid it's not even funny.


*boring*
give us the real stuff now

***She said sweetly***

ROFLFAO!!!!!!

IS IT ME OR DOES 'BELLA' LOOK REALLY RETARDRD??!!!!!

HAHA FUNNY STUFF, MAN, FUNNY STUFF....**laugh fades into background**

I was so waiting for their take on the "wolf boy"...what a disappointment. I guess they couldn't find someone willing to take their shirt off (thank goodness, actually, given the other "high quality" bods in there) and don a dog suit. **shaking head and clearing icky image**

hahaha true that, how can a dissapointement and something funny mix togther? lol

Add Jazz! Jackson Rathbone he was not! Hahahaha...Oxyclean! - "I just didn't want it to stain!".(gah, that's something my husband would do! )

funny.. but dang not real good acting..

Wait i smell Melinda's screenwriting all over this!!!!!

Nah....what am i saying........the word wiener is not PG 8.......so she wont know it :) lol

ROTFL... OxYCLEAN!! "I ToLD YOU HE WAS LIKE THIS BELLA"

and the whole.
'I THOUGHT YOU BROKE UP???" - we did... Yah, but at least wait until I"m out of earshot before you move in....

I love it!

haha LOL! OxiClean hahaha can't stop laughing!!
"Noo dudee OxiClean!!
I was running because i didn't want the stain to set in"

LMAO!!

*starts laughing again*

So much for the storyline after that one.. maybe he breaks up with her because Esme's mad about the stain on the rug and it's causing too much family conflict to date someone who keeps bleeding all the time.

LOL

Lol that's a good one!!

This kind of humor is generally right up my alley. Did you see the Twilight spoof where there's these beautiful Asian kids playing the story? and he's like, "Do you want to see me climb the tree, and she asks if she can go too and he says, "NO, you're too fat"
then his mom yells at him for climbing trees and he says "Mom, not in front of Bella" It cracked me up.

lol no I haven't seen it.
I did watch one Twilight parody on youtube where they were reenacting the first cafeteria scene ( Jasper's face was priceless lol), the biology scene and when edward caught the apple when it fell. then the song of Katy Perry's Hot and cold started playing and they were dancing and singing. I couldn't stop laughing!!
Here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MKz0gkcgAo

Ooh, thanks Kay- Now I'm gonna check it out! LOL

Sure thing..I hope you laugh as hard as I laughed =D

I got ears like a Ba-----.
You were gonna say bat werent you?

oh how i love cheesy funny... LOL

ok so i usually love funny or die spoofs! but these idk well sucked, they could've been way more funnier! i loved the cam one, that was funny, again these just well....SUCK! :(

HEHEHEHEHE
"Why didn't you jux call me"....... "cause ur not on my 5"
lol.... good vid to start up my day

ohhh and he is NOWHERE near to Robbiekins....
haha
nice

Sorry, but I don't think that's funny... it's just stupid...
Maybe I'm just too blonde to understand...

Call me a "Party- Pooper", a "lame person".....Say what you will!....

But I HATE spoofs, parodies,....anything like that....Example: Weird Al: Yeah; CANNOT STAND HIM!!

So, I didn't watch it...but I'm having fun reading ya'll comments....LOL!

not really spook funny........... and PANIC ROOM is a good movie...

i appreciate a new twilight spoof, but those were just lame

it's like they put Spencer Pratt as Edward.

lol

"ya well i made out with a werewolf last night"

love it!

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED!!!

...your not in my top 5 LMAO!!!

LMAO... oh my GOD that was hilarious!!! How dare they make fun of my heart-breaking, break-up scene? Haha oh my... that was so funny... "yea, well I made out w/ a werewolf last night" and all those other dirty comments... haha...

hahahahaha panic room was a really stupid movie. haahahahah

lmao.... hey i liked panic room!! its was a good movie with jodie foster shes a good actress love most of her movies...

nd omg the spoof so damn lame!!

I don't know...I didn't think it was that funny. If they 're going to make fun of Twilight, it could have been way funnier. :)

sorry but they weren't that great :s.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW........There old and stupid

it wasn't really that funny, i know some spoofs are good (like the one that someone took quotes from anchorman<3), but that was dumb.
all of these spoofs are getting old and stupid, people have to stop trying.

that is so funny

waaah!!! oxi-clean! haha.. *sarcasm applied*

STUPID really really STUPID

i think my iQ dropped from watching those there were dumb as hell

Oh, yeah! Something is so wrong with his hair! :)))