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Interview with Taylor Lautner from Set of New Moon

by Will on June 9, 2009 · Comments

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200906090930.jpg Metro had an interview with Taylor Lautner while he was on the set of New Moon in Vancouver, and the whole thing is now online. Here are some particularly interesting bits–first, concerning stunts–

A. So far. Let’s not jinx it, but basically you get an evaluation at the beginning of filming. They took me to a gymnasium to see what I could do. They put me on some dirt bikes to see how well I can do. I think they’re just figuring out how much they’re actually going to allow me to do. So far, I’ve been able to do everything, so I’m hoping that doesn’t change too much cos the stunts are a lot of fun.

Q. What is the biggest challenge this time around?

A. It’s actually the same biggest challenge we had for the first one and it’s the weather. It’s really funny because I think the “Twilight” saga is the only movies where we have to stop filming when the sun comes out. So whenever it’s sunny, we have to either go to an interior shot or just stop filming.

[thanks, TheHolyThief]

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  • mschicklet
    "Megan Fox." HAH! Ohhh Taylor, your silly 17 year old hormones.
  • Dam it why taylor why!!!!!! I would rather want his favorite actress to be Jessica Alba than Megan Fox (conceited). Please don't transfer >.< *crosses fingers*
  • me too! i kept thinking: "really? REALLY? oh come on! just cos she's hot?" idk how she acts but she looks so haughty and fake and her lips look fake too!

    LOL "80s rock star!"
    now that i think about it, he does! lol
  • jessica alba is my wife
    and megan foxx is hot
    (no homo)
    lol but i mean as actress?
    no.
    there are like a million better ones
    hormones indeed. hahah
  • HeleneCullen
    I love it that he is so silly. He's just like any other teenage boy. He 's not at all trying to be super serious or mature about it. Course he likes Megan, she is gorgeous.
  • O_O

    He's shirtless.....and wet.....and I want to lick the water from his body.

    What was the interview about again?
  • Well TWP, it's about, it's about *lick,lick* it's about..*lick* ..um what was the question again?
  • 4thewolf
    ROTFL...
    Don't bother reading it.. it talks about him being full of action... I'm already draggin Howly around (she's useless) and Effing_ is prowling (how quickly the sparkles grow dim for her when rainy-day-Tay appears)
    I can't handle a 3rd. Keep yourself together!
    lol
  • 4tw, what..! "don't bother reading it".... didn't you read this part?

    "Q. Are you eventually looking to play in an action love?
    A. Yeah, some day. I’d love to."

    I've never heard of "Action Love" but from all the images running in my head with rainy day tay and action love, I think I LIKE IT!
  • 4thewolf
    OOh, TRP.. an action love..
    *thinks on that and lips twitch*
    Heck, and action love is just right up my alley...
    LOL
    Let me go get a white t-shirt and head out in the rain. WAnna come??
    Sounds like exercise might await.
    LOL
  • Hell! since reading that my lip's have been twitching, my eye's have been twitching, my hand is twitching...

    *runs to juicy to borrow hand cream, limes, salt, sugar, tayquila* lol

    *runs back to leah wearing white t-shirt* ok leah ready, let's go * starts to sing "pour some sugar on me"*
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    *sits on counter and pours tequila down her cleavage*
    *evil grin*
    Well, I'm definitely ready to play...
    bring on the pack, dinner is ready
    lol
  • Well now it's a party with the pack girls getting all naughty oh lawdy lawdy *cue the rain, strobe lights, and bubble foam, and release the wolfpack, dj...play "Tap That"*

    Alright Niki, getting dinner ready for the heisse hunde

    (sorry Niki, you know my english spelling can get bad, no hope for German spelling) :(
  • 4thewolf
    LOL
    Doesn't get much better that salt, limes, and a little rainwater.
    *runs out door, grabbing TRP.*
    C'mon..
    Wait *grabs towel from TRP and throws it*
    Uh.. you don't want to dry off that easily, sis...
    *there are better ways to get dry than a towel...*
    lol
  • oooh good idea 4tw..*runs to grap taycob* come'on mr.mcsteamy, do your thing and bl** dry me
    *runs and hides from mods*
  • 4thewolf
    TRP...* shoots meaningful look*

    You're are on a WIRE today....

    Watch yourself....

    Mabye we'd better bring that towel if you're gonna go over the edge...

    I''m afraid to see what else you'll come up with.

    LOL
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    hookayyy I am in the party...

    *climbs on the table to dance to Boom Boom Pow*

    Oh I will hold on to Seth & Sam until you girls finish!
  • I bet I know what you will be holding on to on Seth and Sam *wink,wink*
  • 4thewolf
    Dont' hold onto Seth too tightly.. I'm gonna want him back ,undamaged, thanks so much.
    *wicked grin*
    lol
  • LOL! I'm breathing easy. Deep and easy breaths. I've got your back unless a half-nekkid, dripping wet pic of Paul pops up. Then I'm screwed.

    *shivers thinking of the pic*

    Oh let there be a God.
  • 4thewolf
    *rolls eyes*

    Geez, leave it to the blonde girl to keep order.. *mutters savagely*

    Don't think you'll be too sorry being screwed if dripping wet Pauls shows up...*wicked grin*

    However, let's focus..

    There is a GOD and he's very afraid for your moral constitution should he allow glistening, barechested, come take me-eyed Paul near your vision. Perhaps you should try acting more "together" and He'll let a pic slip for you.

    LOL
  • Oh no. I would not be sorry for being screwed by the dripping wet Paul pic. Holy piss in a bucket. *fans self* Seriously just THINK about it!

    *focuses*

    I'm okay. I have it together. It's all cool and calm. *starts praying*
  • i need to see this dripping wet paul pic please... what is it? how much is it? something that has you itching like that MUST be worth a goo.
  • Summit has it locked away in a vault with the rest of the wolf pack pics.

    I need to see that pic lol. I will be a blubbery mess when Jake/Paul showdown hits the screen.
  • suitejuju
    You and me both girl! All that snarling. I get the shivers just thinking about it.
  • suitejuju
    Amen sister! Amen. That man is so sexy I'd drink his bath water.
  • LMAO! Amen back sister! Amen.

    Great now I have the image of him in the bathtub.
  • suitejuju
    Taylor in my bathtub.....yummmmmmmmmmmm
  • LaPushbabyLaPush
    DANG! This boy is so stinkin' disciplined!!!! Dude...he's gonna be BIG in Hollywood....Not that he's NOT already....but with acting as a whole....He's gonna blow us away in the years to come!!

    Someone THAT dedicated isn't gonna go to the "wayside"....... I do have one criticism to make: MEGAN FOX?.....REALLY TAYLOR????? UGH!!!! I do NOT see the appeal about this woman.....

    I cracked up on the MTV Movie Awards when "Homeboy" called her "Ugly"....!!!!!!!!
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    WOOHOOO!!! Our sweet and beloved Taylor AT LAST!
    *doing the Jakey-cake-robot*
    We missed you honey, you should come around more often... wolf girls kinda went crazy over the last days...wow that was A LOT of dammed up...hem *cough*...energy we needed to release LOL
    well then let's get to work
    *takes out hand cream again*
  • *dialing up TWP to give us a refresher course on the fine art of the correct usage of a tootsie roll pop* lol
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    don't tell me you forgot... how could you, with all that practice?
    LOL
  • *snickers* no I didn't forget, it's just when Paul gives the lesson it's very entertaining,lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    TRP! You have to lick it - suck it till you reach the center!!!
  • *lick,licklick,faster,faster,faster*
    *waits to be edited and banned*
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    Don't worry hon, I'll be here...
    *gives TRP hand*
    they can't ban ALL of us...
    (look at what I replied to 4tw above...
    LOL
  • Band of Wolf Girls stick together in the face of banishment as they chant hell no we won't go, lol


    ok I read them...lmao, yep Niki, you won...you took the cake/jake cake!! At the end of this nnmsite and we move on to Eclipse.org who will take the award for "Most Smuttiest Mind" *drum roll*
  • Kings horses Kings men
    hell no we wont go!! i LOVE it!! I've got the mind of a drunk and the mouth of a sailor.... but i'm a little old to think those thoughts of taylor.... i've been trying to keep my mouth shut... maybe when he turns 18, i'll bust out my vocab :O)
  • LOL!
    KHKM, but not much longer till his next b-day and he is legal already in some states lol, so why not :) break out your mind of a drunk and mouth of a sailor just a bit and release some of that tension, or who knows what will happen if you wait til his 18,lol
  • 4thewolf
    *stands back and laughs at Juicy's Jakey-Cake-Robot" dance..
    Oh,no.. there she goes with the hand cream.
    Uh. shall I stay and watch or should I give you a private uh..moment..
    lol
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    *takes a bow*
    I know I have mad dancing skills as well LOL
    No you can stay if you like watching....this....hem, interaction. Though I don't know how comfortable Taylor will feel with...ahm... an audience, you know?
    But hey we wolf pack sisters always share...so, whatever turns you on.
    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    LOL.. Perhaps we can go clubbing sometime with V.. I heard the wolfpack enjoys a good beat and I certainly wouldn't mind some up.... salt and lime..

    Oh, no you go and enjoy your lotion.. I uh...wouldn't want to lessen anyone's pleasure. I think I'll go see if I can find my talkative little friend over in the forest. Ppl usually leave him alone and I"m so very happy to keep him company.

    lol
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    'rubs herself with lemon juice, pours some salt into belly button and grabs two bottles of Tequila*
    TAYQUILA-TIME!
    *hands Seth the orange slices, some cinnamon and a bottle of tequila gold'
    oh 4tw!
    I think someone over here is ready to play!
    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *wicked, wicked grin*

    You know, I just love citrus and I think vitamin C will be really good for his diet.

    Thanks, JUICY.. I owe you one..

    *grabs Seth's hand and moves towards counter*

    lol
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    haha, good thing you take care of his health...
    maybe a little massage and some...ahm...extensive "work out" would do him good as well.
    *hands 4tw juicy's holy strawberry lotion*
    HAVE FUN.

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *touched beyond words. warm tears slide down cheeks*

    ARe you.. are you handing me your lotion? You DID miss me, didn't you???

    *throws arms around Juicy*

    Ok.. enough of that kind of love..

    *wicked grin*

    Onto some um.. wolfy health needs.

    *meanders off* I'll return the lotion in a um...long while.
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    of course I missed you darling....nothing like 4tw calling me juicy :)
    and I'm warning you: DO NOT HAND THE HOLY LOTION TO THIRD PARTIES.
    and you can keep that bottle.... I have a stack.
    Taylor LOVES it.
    LOL
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    Yak, thank lord... no put all of your attention on your object of desire (in this case Seth) and start rubbing the lotion on these places
    *hands 4tw a detailed map of the male body with extensive notes on where to put the cream*
    here, here and most important...HERE.
    *wink*
    but be gentle... at first. work your way up and down and don't forget to lick off the surplus.

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    Oooh. *delighted grin*

    Thank you, sis. I would not DREAM of passing this along to 3rd parties. I'm the jealous type and want him all to myself.

    you're the only person other than EFfing_ that has given me a gift.

    This means a lot to me!!

    I"ll um.. use it VERY well in your honor.

    (although I will not be thinking of you at all while I do.. lol)
  • ♥Luvsthacoldnhotguys♥
    hey, i like your avatar.... it looks awesome... did you do that yourself??? just curious..

    oh, GOD this pic of him seriously makes me oh so happy.. why is he so hot!!!?? and wet?? it makes him more irresistible! lol
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    yep, did it myself... I figured if stupid trailer wouldn't give us the full frontal I'd have to take care of it myself.
    Sometimes a wolf girl must to do what a wolf girl must do, ya know?
    LOL
  • ♥Luvsthacoldnhotguys♥
    WOW!! im impressed!! you have talent! i love it cuz like you said, we wanted the full frontal and we didnt get it.. :( it looks incredible... i cant stop staring at it... god! lol
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    Thanks!
    A good deed every day.
    I see I did mine today.
    And now that this is taken care of...I can go and kick some sparkly butt.
    LOL
  • Rob_is_my_Kryptonite
    I love Taylor. He is a PERFECT Jacob. He is so talented and I appreciate how much he dedicated himself to the role.
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    Hello wet jacob *wiggles eyebrows*

    EWWW wait no what am i saying, i love rob......... but he looks so good in these movie stills, i don't know what's wrong with me, i don't like him anywhere else, but damn he looks hot, especially in the trailer

    *someone slap me please*

    LOL!!!
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    *SMACKS KIM 1524*

    Get a hold of yourself woman! Put on your game face! It is Okay to look.....but there will be serious repercussions if you even think about switching sides!
  • LOL LOL LOL

    I am scared of you.... I was just to comment something about Jacob, but you scared me...

    "Cullen side is the right side master"
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    LOL...don't you forget it. LOL

    *laughing inside...evily....I scared somebody...I finally scared somebody....Effing would be so proud of me!*
  • OK I have to throw it out there; I am a Cullen however...

    I wouldn’t have anything against Vamp-Wolf sandwich!!!!
    *Hit my head on the table*

    I am like totally "Let's make LOVE not WAR.. Sweet, ruff and hot LOOOVVEEEEEE:))))

    OK you can kick my a** now....
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    lol....I'm a lover not a hater......Kim asked to be slapped...so she got it...LOL I'm totally down with some action with the furry boys...LOL
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    I know!!! it's so distressing to be thinking like this!!

    I would NEVER switch sides, rob is my life now *yes pun intended* :D

    LOL
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    You just need another Rob post to straighten you out. I understand though....with all the different eye candy in this movie...it's hard to keep it all in perspective.
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    What is that smell? Anyone smell a wet dog? That scent is so hard to get out of clothing.
  • Jacob + wet= hot :D
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **grabs Kim's hand**

    come on....let's just have a touch, shall we??

    lol
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    Oh Effing...how could you?

    *smacks Effing*

    Why do I have to straighten everyone out today....geez...my hand is starting to hurt from all the cans of whoop@ss i had to open.

    *rubs hand*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LOL
    **innocent look**
    What??

    I was just gonna rub my hand down that washboard stomach of his....maybe even pull his hair and grab his a$$ along with it...

    What is wrong with that??

    LOL
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    absolutely nothing.....

    *forgives Effing for her monumental weakness*

    *Starts planning ways to use this info against her*

    MUAHhahahahaha
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Ha!

    Like anybody would be surprised to know I play with the hot and cold team!!

    Have you seen my comment down below? I have 3 members of the pack circling me....They really never should have given me a key to the gate... LOL
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    Looks like I'm going to have to save your @ss ................

    *packs silver bullets*
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    *Whispers to Effing, she'll so kick my a** *

    *Looks around for kassielovesthecullens*

    Effing, this picture is tempting, but i just can't, i need a rob post stat!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **whispers**

    ...she is over there slapping somebody else....

    come on....just poke his ab muscle with your finger...it feels nice

    LOL
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    oh Effing.....I saw that! You.....you.....I really can't think of anything to call you you haven't heard already.......HMMMMMM....LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Yea...I really have been called every name in the book - and even a few made-up ones..

    I love the terms of endearment that I get from people....

    LOL
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    *Whispers* i don't know Effing......

    *Looks over shoulder completely paranoid*

    Maybe just a finger......

    *reaches out tentatively*

    No i just can't do it, he's not rob

    Please somebody find a rob post, it's messing with me!!!
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    i know right?? with jacob all wet and hot at the same time makes everyone wiggle their eyebrows!! LOL!!

    *slapping kim* =)
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *SLAP*

    There that should bring you to senses!!!

    LOL! Go get your Disco Stick!!
  • venomandspice
    ok, the baby broke my internet card...so i havent seen this picture on a full screen...only on my phone.
    the following is probubly the reaction everyone else had last week!!!!

    HOLY $#@&ING SON OF A &^%$ING.....my good lawd! WOW!!!!

    Just WOW!!! look at his lips! oh he is so pretty!

    ok with that said. i will return to looking through other posts.
  • edward_addicted
    *Slaps Kim* - Wake up fool what are u thinking?.....LOL....Are u jumping ship?
    Yes he is hot but I am sticking with Rob/Edward also!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    No way EA, how could you think that? My love for rob is everlasting!!

    Thanks for the slap, i needed it!! :D
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    *slaps Kim* Get a grip on yourself, just because there is no new Rob news does not mean you can jump ship!!!

    Now, let's calm down and search for new Rob pics!!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    I know, i would never jump ship, but he looks all wet and oh for the love of god!!!

    *sobs into hands* it's the sleep deprivation kim, it's messing with me!!*

    Ok kim, yes, *takes deap breaths* right lets find those pics :)
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    LOL, it's ok we all have little slips sometimes!
  • LMAO I can't believe I missed this!!

    Yeah and back of sister!!

    Though who blame you after all...its Jake and he's all wet!! *pants*
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    *quickly glances at shirtless jake picture*
    *does double take*
    *looks around to see if there are any wolf girls around*
    *goes in for a closer look at shirtless Jake...licking picture*
    *walks away, whistling*

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    *arms folde*
    UH.. I JUST SAW THAT!!!!!
    Hmm.. with all theRob posts up lately, you'd think there'd be not tongue temptations over here.. *wipes off Rainy-DAy-TAY*
    Guess Rob is not so satisfying, is he??
    *smirk*
    lol
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    Huh? Who me?
    *face reddens*
    Oh 4thewolf! I didn't see you there!
    *tries to change subject*
    Sooo...have you read any good fanfics lately??

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    *nice try, but I"m not so easily distract........ooh, look a shirtless wolf way yonder in forest....

    *daydreams happily*

    *jolts back to reality*

    I'm sorry, sparkly.. um fanfics?? uh...Passing Years is good. What about you..

    *wait a minute.. is that a tongue trail i see on Rainy-DAy-TAy's chest?*

    *eyebrow up..*

    Hmmm....
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    *stops licking Rainy day Tay*
    Hmmmm...
    Rainy day Tay is quite tasty...and warm.
    *lick, lick* warm is good...
    *sigh*
    although I still prefer the cold, hard and sparkly treat that is Rob.
    *shivers*
    But a girl cannot live on popsicles alone.
    *sheepish grin*
    lol
  • 4thewolf
    *stares in shock and pity*

    YOu are so far gone, I believe we're going to need intervention...

    UM.. wait right here...

    *runs to grab cardboard cut-out Rob, ice pack, and sweetly scented body spray*

    *returns, and yanks Sparkly away from Jake*

    (I'm so sorry for this Jake.. she uh..she has no idea what she's doing. Forgive her)

    LOOk Sparkly, it's Rob and he's here for YOU and you alone!!!!

    *jumps up and down excitedly!! * Isn't that marvelous???

    Here *pushes sparkly into comfy forest spot. This is nice and romantic yes?" Leans Sparkly up against Cardboard Rob and puts ice pack at her back. MMm. icy goodness.

    *Squirts spray* YUm.. mind-fogginlly delicous smell.. YEs, that's right. YOu just uh.. stay here with Rob..

    *4tw runs back and resumes licking where sparkly left off*

    lol
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    ROTFLMAO!!!! 4tw and sparkly you crack me up!!!! hahahaha.. nice.. =)
  • 4thewolf
    *blinks, confused*

    What's so funny JakeyMYjakey? This is a serious situation.

    Quick,, can you sneak behind her and say such things as...

    "I"m really rather shy of fans, so I'm glad I"ve esaped here, with just you...."

    "I'm working on a new musical piece inpired by you"

    and other such things to add to the reality of the situation??

    Thanks!

    lol
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    LOL!!

    * ahem ahem* i think i need to practice my british accent first.. hahaha
  • 4thewolf
    Please do. She's having trouble with wolf longings rising up...
    The last thing we need is more competition.
    lol
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    *cuddles in forest with cardboard Rob*
    my my, you are quiet today Rob...
    *kiss...cuddle...hug*

    *snaps back to reality*
    Hey...um...where am ??
    *smells delicious smell, goes to cuddle cardboard Rob then stops*
    *shaking head*
    You're right 4thewolf...I think I need intervention.
    Hmmm...maybe a bigger distraction would help...
    *takes out cell phone...calling dealer (Effing)*
    *whispers into cell phone*
    Hey, Effing...
    You got any good stuff? I need something really strong...
    How much for passing years?
    I'll meet you in the alleyway...

    lmao
  • 4thewolf
    Sparkly, love, You're hurting Rob's feelings.

    He spent all this time to make a special rendevouz in the forest just for you.. in all his colds, sweet, sparkly glory and you're on the phone with EFFING????

    *jerks phone away and throws it deeply into forest*

    This is sad!!!

    ANd passing years is all wolf.. wrong book.. YOu don't like those guys, remember??

    Yes, that's right, just go back to Rob..

    Effing indeed!!! Geez, girl...

    *rolls eyes and stomps away*

    lol
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    *collapses into heap on the forest floor*
    *sobbing*
    I don't know what's wrong with me lately...
    I used to be so satisfied with just Rob...until that fire hydrant incident...
    *sighs, remembering Tay jumping over hydrant*
    *rocking back and forth*
    No...have ......to....... stay....... strong!
    *gets up and runs off with cardboard Rob*
    *turns to cardboard Rob*
    You better hold on tight spider monkey!
    *flings cardboard Rob onto bacK*
    Deep down I'm vamp all the way.
    But a girl can have a little fun, right?
    *smirk*
    lmao
  • 4thewolf
    ROTFL................

    You'd better hold on tight spider mo......ROTFL.....
    Umm. a girl can have a LITTLE fun..like very little.

    Here, let me buy you a picture of a fire hydrant.

    Will that help?
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    lol
    Hmmm...I don't think a picture of a fire hydrant would help...

    *eyes light up*

    but I could tape it under my cardboard Rob and spray them with the hose.

    Vampires can jump over hydrants too ya know!

    *devilish grin*
    *running off to get tape and garden hose*
  • venomandspice
    woH! there is another one??? man i hate missing things! i gotta get that internet card fixed or just buy a new onw and FAST!!!
  • 4thewolf
    HEy, spicy!! GEEZ, you take a road trip with someone, become good friends, and then they just up and move out on ya!

    *glares at venom*

    So...what have YOU been doing?? It better be good.

    *taps foot impatiently*

    What is so important in your life that it would replace me...

    I"m listening.. go ahead....

    lol
  • venomandspice
    I'm so... sorry....i.. i left the laptop on the floor and my baby girl got ahold of it and broke my internet card...i'm at my mother in laws on her computer.
    i've been dieing alittle everyday! i can see what is posted on my phone, but i CANT comment on anything!!!! *ripping hair out*
    do you know how hard it is for something you love to be ripped away from you by someone you love????
    ok, that was alittle to dramatic....NO actually its not! i'm completely addicted to this site and talking to everyone!
    Jacob and paul are mad at me too. they dont know why i would just vanish....
    i've got some making up to do with them...
  • 4thewolf
    LOL.. S'OK Venom... I just had my laptop taken away by the owner who was very concerned about my um.. obsessive involvement, so I understand your pain.

    Surely.. go ahead and make up for lost time..

    I'll leave you to your fun.

    *smirk*
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
    Snap out of it Sparkly! (WACK!)

    Grab your cardboard Rob *looks at Sparkly's cardboard Rob... I miss you)....

    Let's get you out of the forest....
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LOL
    Owww!
    Thanks.
    Finally a coven member arrives to smack some sense into me!

    I called Effing on the cell phone...asked her to smack me with something...but she never showed.

    *confused look... wondering what would be so important it would keep Effing from enjoying a good smack*

    She must be out dealing the fanfic ... corrupting innocent minds. Here, want to share cardboard Rob?
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
    Sorry!!

    I had to do that.... I found Effing she's corrupting innocent minds

    over there... LOL!! Yes let me look at your cardboard Rob...

    I need to get myself one as well... Where's Rob Sparkly?

    Tell me!! =P
  • OMG FIRST!
  • congrats on being first :D
  • Thanks :3
  • VampTramp
    He's HOT!!!!!
  • lol yes he is VERY hot LMAO :D
  • tneb_EJay
    taylor is freaking YUMM !!
    VERY YUMMMM !
  • yes he is ....very yummmy :D love the word yummy it just sounds so funny .....man i a rhyming like i am doctor suess or something lol :D
  • mickey_lamb
    ya hes hot but it woulda been better if we could see his 500 pack lol
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    Question how can Jacob and Bella have a "breakup scene"? They were never a couple, Best friends , Yes...Just Saying.
  • its just the scene where he says they cant be buddys anymore u know :D
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    True, I just hope they didnt change the script from the book to much thats all.
  • i hope they didnt either but i think it will be alot closer to the book for new moon then twilight u know :D
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    I hope they didn't change it either, but I'm pretty sure what he's referring to. Even Bella (in the book) says "you're breaking up with me?" Of course we all know the response is, you can't break up with someone you never had. So, that could be where he got the wording.
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    i wonder which seen they are dubbing the 'breakup scene'?

    Maybe at the theater with Mike and Jacob?

    Maybe when Jacob is driving her home, and she basically rushes out of his car when she sees the Vamp Vehicle in her driveway?

    **ok, editing**

    it's been a while since I've read New Moon. How is the scene where Bella first sees Jacob transform into a wolf the 'break up' scene? is that where, in the book, it says she knows they can only be 'just friends'? blech, I need to re-read! LOL
  • the breakup scene with jake and bella if i remember right from the book will be outside his house and to the looks of it the pic up above is outside and that pic is from the scene where jake and bella "brakeup" ........oh and she does not see him transform into a wolf or atleast not until she already knows he is a wold the brakeup scene between jake and bella will be before she knows what he really is and it is to only keep her safe :D
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    probably when he is telling her he can't be her friend anymore. Remember, after he turns, and Sam wants him to stay away from her for "her safety"...
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    *sings Usher song*

    "Tell me again.. that we'll be lovers and friends"

    LMAO.

    Thanks for the recap. I really do need to re-read the series- especially before Nov.!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    UGH!

    *chest tightening*

    The pain in this book is unspeakable!
  • Kay
    I find taylor such a sweetheart :):) and cute
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    wolf girls!!! here's our jacob fix!!!! oh yeah!!! *doing the happy dance*

    "So far, I’ve been able to do everything" suuuuuuure you can taylor!! that's why you're the one and only who can portray as jacob.. =)
  • omg i read this and i know taylor wil be a great jacob i mean i never had any doubts but he just sounds soooo perfect for jacob :D ......... i am so excited for the scene with the dirt bikes and the scene where bella and jake to as taylor says "breakup" :D
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    Yay...the Wolf girls are going to be so happy....yay!

    *doing the Carleton dance for the wolf girls*
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    I really hope that Taylor's true acting potential is exploited and not just the muscles that he had put on for this movie - The boy has much more capacity that we can think of right now....!!

    I really really hope that Chris has catered to the Wolf girls too, this time instead of just increasing the Twilight market - I will yak his ears off if the Pack isn't given enough screen presence....

    OK Now to the smut.... I can think of so many other ways my 1st paragraph can be used - exploited... capacity... "So far, I’ve been able to do everything" ... Really??? *brightening up & packing bags to La Push*

    *giggling*
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    LOL!! of course ihowl.. don't forget the smut part.. hahahaha.. =)
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL If you know me then you will know that I would never let go off it....

    As I said earlier I am the Wolf Pack Slut!! :-D
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    LMAO ihowl!!! =) have u had your tatoo done already?? LOL! =)
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Nope still working on the design... LOL!!

    Also after the film comes out there is going to be a burst of the tattoo designs fo sho!!

    LOL!
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    oh yeah!! lots of it that you can't think of what to choose from.. but ofcourse, personal design is the best.. LOL! =)
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    IHowl!! I've missed you! Work/life sucks!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *hugs*

    OMG Kimmie!!!!!! I keep missing you!!!

    Damn that work!!! :-(
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    I know, I hope my prayers for a slower July will come to pass!!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *chuckles*

    I can think of many ways to interpret what you said as well!

    *singing voice* Morning!!!!!!!

    I knew I would find my wolf sisters in this post! *scrolls back up to take another look at Tay, sighs and scrolls back down*

    I think Chris will do a great job! And I have a feeling we will see plenty of the pack...not enough, cuz this is a PG-13 movie...but enough for us to fanta...er...daydream. *winks*
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *sigh*

    My morning just became better - I think I have made my screen pretty pretty shiny after this photo...

    What I am afraid Patience... is that Chris will still be thinking about Twilight when making New Moon - some of the signs have been leaping up to me for eg:

    1. Edward in front of the poster and Jake behind him
    2. More of the Cullens in the trailer
    3. Didn't show Sam carrying her back
    4. Didn't even show a single Pack member other than Jake
    5. Jake didn't even have a line...

    *Sigh*
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    1. I HATED the poster. I think it should have been just Bella, or Bella and Jacob up front, and Edward in the background of the pic

    as for 2-5, I really think they are trying to keep the wolves a big secret for this movie. Like, production/marketing doesn't want to give it all away just yet. We haven't seen anything on the Volturi yet, which is why I think the two big surprises (wolf pack and volturi) aren't being advertised right away.

    for the twilight virgins (if those even exist), they left off only knowing only about edward and bella, and the cullens. i think the slow news on the wolf pack and volturi is just to keep things in suspense for those viewers.

    do i think there should be more on those two factors? very much so!

    hopefully these ease some of your suspicions about chris. enjoy your morning with dripping wet taylor :0) and as far as the lack of wolf news- consider yourselves 2009's best kept secret- sure to impress everyone very soon!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Yes! Yes, Robis! I agree...its a surprise!!!!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Well I have to quote someone *pointing down below*

    Patience isn't my specialty.... *shrugging*
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    lol. mine neither.

    *smolders* hurry UP November 20. If the movie would come out way sooner. like.. this Friday.. none of this would be an issue. LMAO
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    1. Of course Edward is in the front and Jacob in the back...Jake likes it doggy style! LOL
    2. I think thats pretty much it for the Cullens in the movie...the bday
    3. *sighs* Sam...I think they didnt want to spoil it! But I bet he will!
    4. They are hidding!!! Come out, come out wherever you are!
    5. Jake doesn't need any lines...Body Language, baby! LOL
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    OK after that description I just ordered 2 more sets of Shamwow for me...

    Thanks Patience!! *rolling eyes & changing the Shamwow on chair*
  • Elsewhere = The Popper
    lol....
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LMAO
    Shamwow...Nice!
  • Jaypat
    LMAO!
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    I guess if we pic it apart we all cant be happy, LOL I didn't understand why Bella was holding Jacob in the poster myself, but we all have our favorites. I hope as the movie gets closer we all get what we want to see. :-) Also Im thinking the CGI wasnt ready for the rest of the wolf pack when summit gave MTV that clip. Im sure it will be worth the wait.

    At least you guys got to see the Wolf Pack some, I am dying to see the Volutori. :-)
  • 4thewolf
    Uh, HOWLY, baby sis. Where is your mind!! YOu just said you hope is is exploited. LOL.
    I was going to say "explored" but that little image is just a bit much considering the rainy-day-Tay pic above...
    Oh, for crying out loud....*watches HOwl bump into 3 trees on way out* she is so far gone, guess I'd better go with...
    *grabs suitcase and goes too*
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    I am really gone so far that I have point of no return...

    And RIMR up there got my panties in a twist....

    Lawrdy!!!
  • 4thewolf
    Peace, Howly, Peace...

    If it was us, we'd never be getting enough either...we've just learned to live by scraping by...

    lol
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    lol- untwist your panties missy- you'll need them for the taylor article!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL RIMR...


    for Taylor article I don't need panties at all!!!

    But I might need to sit on Shamwow!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    LMAO!!!

    *blushes*

    shamWOW. they'll make you say WOW everytime!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL!!! Yes I say wow and then sit on them..

    ROFLMAO!!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    holy #$%*! LMAO--> literally!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *grinning*

    Welcome to my life sis!! Good to know, I made you laugh!

    LOL!
  • Elsewhere = The Popper
    ok...exploit great potiential.....full 'acting' capacity ..all that...BUT there really is nothing better in the morning than a a nice steaming cup of wet taylor...hmmmm...

    Imagination is grand! However, realty is just soooo much better sometimes.
  • OMG wet Jake....I melt to the knees!

    Don't call him a boy....with a body like this ...he's a MAN!

    Screw the acting I just want him to do 'everything' with me and then we can deal with the acting!! ;-)

    On a serious note though I think he's acting potential is fine. He's quite comfortable, you can see it in interviews, Rob gets all nervous and start putting his hand through his hair and Kristen just gets all tongue tied and shy...but our guy Tay just knocks us all out with his confidence....he isn't cocky about it either...he's just at ease in his own skin....I'd just like him to be at ease in my skin! LOL
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    Boy Megan Fox seems to be on aot of the casts "nice" list.

    Q. What about actresses?
    A. It changed a lot. It used to be Jessica Alba for the longest time, and I’m kind of transferring to Megan Fox.
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    I just almost threw up in my mouth a little, at the mention of Megan Fox.

    LOL
  • Jaypat
    She looks like a porn star. Gross. Opps threw in my mouth a little too.
    Please Taylor NO!! Stay away from the porn star looking Megan Fox.
  • I dont know what but there is just something creepy about her....
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    it's because she has an icy glare and no heart.....LOL
  • twigirl
    Megan Fox!!!! she doesn't fit the profile of a girl that he said he'd be into. I guess he just like her cuz he thinks she hot, whatever..

    who else like M Fox from the cast?
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

    Hate her hate her hate her hate her!!!

    *jumping up and down waving fists frantically*

    She was on E! last night saying something along the lines of "I can't even have friends b/c no one wants to hang out with me b/c they'll end up on the internet"....

    WTF!??????
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    to megan: no darling. no one wants to hang out with you because your a pompous skank.

    quite contrary. if anyone DID hang out with you, it would be so that they DO end up on the internet.

    she's way too full of herself. *rolls eyes*
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    I hope he changed his mind after seeing her at the MTV Movie awards....did you see her hair?

    *ugh shudders*
  • LOL

    She forgot to wash it... for a couple of months....
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    blech. that's exactly what it looked like, too- nasty greased hair slicked back.
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    She was trying to get a role in the next movie by being a "Grease-Monkey".....she thought with all the lines containing monkeys in the first movie it would be her gold ticket in....silly Megan....LOL
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    the wolves whined, and they got their story.

    *crosses fingers*

    come on with a rob interview!

    :0)
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Dear RIMR,

    OMG!!!! Did you really say that?????

    Honestly??? I am so hurt!

    Did you ever see the last few day's post??? How many were wolf posts and how many were Rob/Cullen post.

    Rob farts and you get the news and we have nothing for us. One day we get the news and you go all "we want Rob news"

    Thank you!
    Howling Girl
  • II think that after the premiere it is going to change... It is still not official, even though we have seen pictures I think the big hype is going to arrive after the movie comes out. For now it is still TwilightRobmania hanging in the air...

    But don’t you worry the wolfs are coming... to blow you...away... :)))

    I think Chris is saving the best for the last....
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    lol- you were able to sum up what i said in 2 paragraphs into 1 really good one! I think the wolves and the volturi are the 'best kept secrets' for the New Moon movie.
  • I have really big expectations of those two things now, cuz New Moon is a lot about Wolfpack, however in the teaser they did not give us anything...except for the end scene with Jacob transforming to wolf... THAN I realized "of course it is called a teaser… to tease the heads of all the wolf and Twilight saga girls"... They cant show the all new stuff in a teaser.. DAHHHH..

    So wolf girls calm down, your time will come…..
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    *sending the letter ihowl made to rIMR express delivery* LOL!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    lol, i got it, i got it! The mailman threw it at me!
  • LMAO...hope it didn't hit you in the face!
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    (Rob farts and we get an article about it?)

    MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEND TAYLOR SOME TACOS THEN.....lol

    *ROLLS ON COUCH LAUGHING*
  • 9843725098374 vamp posts

    1 wolf post.

    *growls*

    Fart in a Jar! LOL!! *giggles remembering the convo last night*

    On sale today ladies only $19.99. Now you can all smell like Robbie's fart. Buy today!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    I knowwwwww!!

    *guffawing* Fart in a Jar!!! Robbikin's fart!!! hahahah

    LOL!!
  • LOL! It's so convenient too! It just smells like his....wait I won't be that mean. Even though I want to. ;-)

    *sings* It's his fart....in a jar!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    LOL.

    Forgive me IHowl2, we Rob fans are way too needy! The last few days, we got, like, 2 rob posts! The rest were Kristen's outfit, or the yellow porsche, or a bunch on peter f.

    ROB FARTED?? WHERE'S THAT ARTICLE??? LMAO j/k.

    I don't really care for the useless rob news, I want an interview :0(

    *pleads with puppy dog eyes*
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    I was a bit too strong up there wasn't i?

    Well as for the needy part - I have seen bunch of whiny people around here who complain even after they have got 5 Rob posts a day and then try to take over the Wolf post saying "we need Rob post" - accompanied by the foot stomping and pouting.

    Again the issue of the inequality of the Vamps and Wolves are so stark that all I can do is point at them... Pls look at my answer to PIMS below

    Sorry if you felt that was a bit too stong!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    lol, you weren't strong :0)

    check out my response to 4thewolf below

    :0)

    puh-puh-puh please forgive me!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL!!!

    I cracked up at your "sawwy"

    LOL ok Peace...
  • whats wrong with the the fine doc?!

    He'll get your pulse racing when he gets out the stethoscope!
  • 4thewolf
    *appears in front of RobismyRomeo*
    Excuse me, but only Bella whines.. we would not stoop to such levels!
    *hides "Bring out the wolfpack news or we will slaughter you" signs*
    LOL
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    LOL! Fine, Bella whines.

    I'm an equal opportunity article lover. I'm more than ok with 'for every rob/taylor story, there is an equal taylor/rob article to reciprocate'
  • 4thewolf
    Ooh, thank you, love. Admitting problems is always the first step to resolving conflicts... Bella IS whiny... and I would be more equal opportunity if more wolf opportunities appeared on the horizon.

    I about put out an endangered species poster with the pack on them.. they're so rare.

    lol
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    *brings apologetic flowers to the wolf pack girls*

    *sniffles*

    sawwy. you girls are right.

    forgive me for hoping for more rob news? until then, basque in the wolf goodiness?

    :0)
  • 4thewolf
    *takes flowers*

    *claws retract*

    Thank you.. I love flowers....we'll let you live for now.

    Off to bask in sunshiny yumminess!

    lol
  • We don't howl....we growl menacingly and take matters into our own paws.

    *slams fist on desk*

    Gimme my damn wolf news! *growls* ;-)
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Yay!!! Paul!

    You are here!!! I have been bashing ppl and ranting - so out of character for me...

    Ok now I will go and yak the ears of everyone!!
  • LOL! Yes I am here now! Claws out and ready to pounce. With my brooding sexy self. Let someone scream for Rob news. I'm ready!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Thank god! I was feeling weird going on a rampage...

    I can do what I do best.... Talk smut and then talk dirty and then some!!
  • lol! But you were doing such a good job on a rampage! I am so proud! I wish I could talk smut like you. I'm just not that good at it. :-D
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    hahaah!!! OMG let me catch my breath after all the running around...

    Well also I have to wash the Sha... something after the use today

    *removing the Shamwow from the seat of the chair & hiding it behind the back*

    You know I used my, um, handkerchief excessively - so I will brb after washing it... I need it when Taylor/Wolf Pack posts are up , you know
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    *screams for Rob news*

    That was just test, TWP! LMAO
  • *growls & crouches down ready to pounce*

    What was that?! Rob news? I'll give you Robbie news!

    I have him tied and gagged in my basement so y'all never, ever find him again. Therefore no more damned Rob news for weeks. I have also unleashed the phantom wolves onto the wolf. More wolf news!

    BWAHAHAHAHA!

    How's that!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    eh. I prefer the "rob farted" news.

    LOL
  • Yeah well....I want Paul farted news. Any news! Damn it lol.

    Rob's farts are probably the pansy little squeaky ones anyway. Like slowly releasing air from a balloon.

    Do it loud or hold it! ;-)
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    holy cow- that article about paul yesterday made my rob eyes wander a little bit.. ok a lot.

    i was very sad to find out mr. meraz is married though- to a beautiful woman with a beautiful baby boy :0( so cruel.
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    *broods*

    *concentrates hard on wanting a Rob thread*

    *squeezes eyes shut, crossing fingers with RIMR*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **unlocks gate in fence....crosses over to the warm side of the stud-pool**

    oooh....TAAAAAYLORRRR....

    *eyes glaze over*

    ...love him in the rain....or shower....or whenever he has his shirt off.....or all of his clothes off...Whatever he wants to wear is fine with me, because it is all getting ripped off of him eventually. LOL

    **looks around to see if I can see pack-girls circling me**
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Better yet... go and take a look at Kristen's knotted shirt....

    *circling Effing menacingly*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **shrugs**

    Nah....her and her shirt-knots do nothing for me...

    I wonder how he would look in knots....**starts to think of different ways to use knots on Taylor**...Yea, he would look REALLY good in knots...

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *snarls erupt*
    Oh, you like knots? Come stand here by this tree and let me show you how to tie one that no one can escape.....
    You be the example.
    C'mon.. I'll untie you...
    (when hell freezes over)
    *sweet smile*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **returns sweet smile**

    No, that is okay....I like you 4tW, but I don't like you enough to get into bondage with you...

    Hmm...maybe next time...

    My hands are too busy right now....

    **continues to rub and grope Taylor**
    ooh...slippery when wet!!

    LMAO
  • 4thewolf
    UH, stalker. love... keep dreaming. I don't do bondage with anybody and certainly not a reckless fence-jumper who switches affection more quickly than Edward drives....

    Please girl

    *eyebrow dangerously high*

    Take your hands off my boy, before I take them off for you!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Oh, now you are just being silly...you would do bondage with me the moment you got a chance...

    put that eyebrow down....

    Nothing wrong with a little touchy-feely, is there??

    *smirking while rubbing taylors back*

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    Uh.. dream on, stalker...

    I know I"m a lot of fun.. but I'm saving myself for the wolves..

    *kicks Effing-'s hand off of Taylor's back*

    'SCUSE ME, WOLf GIRLS, can i get a little help, here???

    The boy is ripped, and I can only cover so much of him..

    WE have an EFfing_ problem right now...

    *glances around desperately*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **sighs in disappointment**

    oh, calm down...

    here...

    **positions myself opposite 4tW**
    ...you take the right side, I will take the left...

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    Uh, I know that sharing is caring..

    But today, no caring is involved in this Rainy-Day-TAy venture..

    I'm so sorry. Please try again tomorrow.

    Thank you so much.

    Now, run along... I believe Rob may be sporting a knot in his shirt somwhere..

    Rob, knots.... hm....sounds exciting, yes??

    I'll just stay here with TAy and you go check it out, right/

    Great idea.

    See ya!!
  • *digs in toy box, whips out the whip* Woops! Wrong toy! *digs again, whips out the cane stick*

    I heard the call and here I are! Divide and conquer. I'll cover his booty. mmmmmm booty.

    *shakes head to regain focus*

    Bring it on! *hits stick to ground* I'm ready!
  • 4thewolf
    Oh, I"m so glad, b/c fence-jumper over there, just told me to pee on a tree.

    *eyebrow up*

    YOu're not going to just stand there and let her say that are you?

    Especially since the only thing I"ve used a tree for in a while is shade, a little atmoshperic oxygen, and a surface to be backed up against in rather heated.um.. well, let's leave it at that.

    *smirk*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **glances in TWP 's bag of goodies**

    Where is your feather whip?
    **pokes around in bag**
    Oh, there it is!

    Can I see it?

    Oh, and look at that package of strawberries and cool whip...that looks like fun as well!

    Hmm. not really sure I was meant for this picnic, but I just invited myself. LOL
  • mmmmmmmmm tree slamming.

    *Gets all starry eyes...shakes head to regain focus*

    Uh huh? Oh yeah.

    Pee on a tree?! We would never pee on a tree!

    At least we can step into sunlight without glowing like an effing disco ball!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **nudges TWP**

    **whispers**
    ..don't forget about the windchime sound effects while they are "glowing"...

    lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Quote Lady Gaga..

    "They wanna ride his Disco Stick"

    ROFLMAO!!!
  • 4thewolf
    Uh-Oh, shouldn't have mentioned uh..tree activities.

    Ooh, perhaps we can borrow a vamp for our party tomorrow. LOL
  • ancha85
    I got your back, wolfie girl! Them vamp girls need to lay off of our man!! They need to keep on their side of the line!

    Only problem is that after seeing this gorgeous pic again, the 16 year old has escaped AGAIN, so after we get your "situation" under control, I'll need you to help me get control of the 16 yo.

    Only problem with THAT is, the more I see pictures of Jake, the less I want to control her!! So beautiful... (sigh...)
  • 4thewolf
    ROTFL....

    LEt me help you, peppa:

    *glares sternly at Chili, arms folded*

    YOU are officially grounded! No going outside the house. NO TAylor! *holds out hand* Hand me your magazines and your computer!

    Until you can get your hormones under control, young lady. YOu are going nowhere!!

    lol

    Does that help?
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    Effing...I came to help....even packed some silver bullets...but it appears you are in over your head...I will not join a suicide mission...I'll see you in the next post....(hopefully) Good luck sister!

    *backs away from the wolf pack and Effing sadly*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **waves to Kassie**

    okay!!

    Trust me...I will see you later!!

    Bye!!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Don't make me go get my riding crop ladies!

    *smiles an evil smile*
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    LMAO!!

    They'd probably end up liking it! lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    you guys are cracking me up!!

    **goes to click "like" on Kim's comment**
    lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LMAO!!!!

    Nice!!!

    ahahahahaha!!

    OMG!!
    ...that was f*cking hilarious!!!
  • 4thewolf
    WEll,well, well... what a um..unpleasant surprise to see your sparkly-loving butt over here on a Taylor post.. and *gasp* running your eyes over my BoY!!
    PLease don't make me hurt you today after all our lovely chats.
    Move along now.. go look at Kristen's hair, or some other such nonsense!
    *glares menacingly*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Oh yea....I was just running my eyes over him...

    Look...is that IHowl coming too??

    **continues to massage Taylors a$$**

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    HOwly, the cricket bat please!!

    Someone needs their fingers seriously damaged.

    actually, forget the bat.

    Let me just rip them off.....

    *eyes glint at Effing__*

    Please don't make me do this, Effing_ YOu have 2 seconds to remove your cold fingers off my wolf's back end...
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **shrugs**

    okay...

    **removes hand**

    **smiles**

    **places lips on Taylors neck**

    **speaking muffled**
    ...is this better??

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    HOWLY, someone over here, doesn't want their lips!!!!

    *jerks Effing_ away from Taylor and shields him, snarling and growling*

    YOu'd better find a sparkly post really fast, because I'm about ready to make that necklace we spoke of a while back...



    lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **sighs, rolls eyes**

    well now, you tell me to get my hands off of him, so I put my lips on him...then you get mad about that...

    hands or lips??

    **places hands back on taylors a$$**

    **smiling at 4tW**
    ..which is it?

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    *evil evil smile*

    *digs in bag and hands Effing_ paper and pen*

    Please take a few moments to write out your funeral specifications..

    If you're going to die in an agonizing way, which I WILL ensure, at least you can have your choice of songs sung and flower colors..
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **takes paper and pen, throws it over shoulder**

    I told you...my hands are busy...

    Now...go pee on a tree or something...

    LOL

    ;)
  • 4thewolf
    *the whole world falls dead silent*

    Little girl!

    I hope to heaven that you did not just tell me what I think came out your lips..

    *dangerous, dangerous smile*

    Just because you practice this foul little habit, doesn't mean I'm very interested, myself.

    But don't let it stop you. Not a very attractive trait, though huh?

    lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LMAO!!

    **shrugs**
    ...sorry, couldn't help myself...

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *rolls eyes*
    Imagine that, Effing_ having an problem restraining herself..
    lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Oh on the other hand you can make sure that you have written down your will too...

    You know now that your time will be up soon

    *evil howl*

    Leah? lets knock Effing on her a$$

    *advancing menacingly*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Ooh...now I have two of them coming at me...and threatening death, as usual...

    better make the most of my time...

    **smiles at Howl and 4tW**

    **continues to rub and grope Taylor more and adds licking to my list of activities**

    LOL
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *smiling benevolently*

    *sniggering occasionally*

    Um, take a hard look there --- ooooh! "hard"
    *sniggering again*

    the "thing" that you are rubbing is cardboard Jake... the original is at a safe location somewhere..

    But go on, have the "pleasure" when you can - even if it is cardboard Jake!
  • 4thewolf
    *smiles wickedly*
    Thank you so much, Howly.. Forget the will however, we can divvy up her stash later... I call dibs on the Taylor shrine..
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **rolls eyes**

    Look at you...pulling out the "cardboard Jake" excuse already....

    Geeze...

    And I was just getting to have some fun with Jake...

    LOL

    **goes to see if any fresh news posted**
  • ancha85
    Yeah, you vamp girls stay on your side of the line!

    You have a treaty to uphold, so you better watch it!
  • Well, well if it isn't our resident fence jumper. Watch the hands...and tongue. Don't make me fursplode.

    *joins in the circling*

    ;-)
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **tears of joy springing up in my eyes**

    Aw...you guys really know how to make a girl feel welcome!!

    I love you guys too...

    And look...It is wet, shirtless Taylor....

    **runs hands down his wet stomach**
    ...isn't he dreamy??

    LOL

    **wondering why everyone is starting to growl at me**
  • *swats at hands* Ehhhh!

    *looks at pic again* He is dreamy...and sexy, hot, licka-likea-tootsie pop ripped. I just want to take my tingly hand and....*slaps self* I can't lose it.

    It's the wolf news. It's like holding a tootsie roll pop just out of reach for us. For days on end just teasing us relentlessly. *growls*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    They do tease...but it is worth it if they keep putting half nekkid pics up. LOL

    **slips hand back on Taylors stomach while TWP is distracted**
  • *grabs a ruler to swat at Effing's fingers*

    It is worth it. Does the drought have to be 7 days though? I want a wolf post, every day. Like the vamp fans get. *growls*

    Damn it what does a girl need to do?!

    MORE-WOLF-NEWS-NOOOOOOW!!! I will bug the crap out of y'all until get what I want!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **moves hands before TWP makes contact with ruler**

    I know it sucks...but there was that Alex post yesterday... And taylor today..maybe the news is picking up now since the trailer is out and people are all hot for Taylor's body...

    Did you see that Alex post yesterday??

    **continues to rub Taylor while TWP thinks about Alex**

    lol
  • Of course I saw it! I found it the day before it was posted and emailed the link!

    He can't distract me. At least not enough to make me stop being all territorial.

    *whacks effing's fingers* Hands off!

    *stands in front of Taylor* ooo someone's happy.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **smiles**

    see...I was just getting him warmed up for you, like I do with Alex...

    **shakes head**
    ....the things I do for you, TWP....

    lol
  • Aw thank you getting him warmed up. I appreciate it.

    Alex's home life is the reason I have dubbed him Big Daddy A.
  • suitejuju
    *howl*
    I love that man!

    Hot interview.
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    GAAAAAAAAAAAH WATS WITH THE WETNESS, DUDE????!!!!!
    AND GUYS, LETS REMEBER HE'S ONLY 17!!!!!!!!! *im 15**

    I KNO SOME OF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH 2 BE ARRESTED FOR PAEDOPHILE-WATSITCALLED, SO WATCH URSELF!!!!!!!!!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Thank you for enforcing my argument on the Taylor issue!

    LMAO!
  • 4thewolf
    *wicked grin*
    S'ok, love. WE're just uh..looking until February.
    Don't worry. looking is legal!!
    lol
  • Hey Guys....just wanted to pop in and say I missed yall...enjoying my time with my husband though...but can't help sneaking a look at Taylor!
  • 4thewolf
    *gives 4TJ a HUGE HUG!!!*

    Missed ya.. we won't tell hubby you looked!

    How's it goin?

    lol
  • It's going great, don't know what I was so nervous about.
  • 4thewolf
    *huge, huge grin*

    I'm so glad, sweetheart!! Miss ya though.

    lol
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    hey there! how's hubby doing? we already wondered where you were...Probably busy with...hem...washing your hair.
    lol
  • O4TJ!!!! *runs to give bone crushing hug* missed ya too! Glad all is going well. Good to see you come and sneak a peak :)
  • 16 is legal in my state so hah!

    Besides I like handcuffs. ;-)
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    ooooooooh youre a kinky one *winks* =)

    I LIKE HANDCUFFS TOOOOOO!!!!
  • snuffiesnoop
    Awww.....he is so sweet! and HUNKY HOT!

    Damn boy! your looking good!

    *Makes eyes at Taylor*
  • Hmmm I had thought he was far too boyish to fancy without breaking laws... but wet? well well girls i was wrong!!!
  • HEHEHEEH i guess i never thought about that...... lol hes ADORABLE.... that tay
  • He feels sorry for Jacob! It broke my heart when I read that.
    Ohh..Megan Fox..you naughty boy! lol
    *kisses Taylor on the cheek* You're such a sweet heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • kerbear585
    he looks good in this picture!
    i bet it is from the last scene that he was talking about in an intverview about the trailer footage. it is the scene at the end when edward goes home with bella and jacob and wolfpack are there waiting for them to give them a warning and for jacob to say goodbye to bella.
  • just_bella#1MemberTeamLegHitch
    really??
    If thats true shouldn't he look a little angrier?
    His face is to calm here, LOL
  • kerbear585
    no he said in the interview that it is a sad emotional scene. so that is why he is not mad looking.
  • JTS-Team Swiss Sexy Beast
    I really canNOT wait to see how Taylor is in this movie! seems like he worked very hard to get into his role...(seriously, he research the whole Quileute tribe!) Man, I give him props!

    But PLEASE TAYLOR! you can like someone much CLASSIER than Megan Fox. UGH
    that just left a dirty taste in my stomach.
    go back to your Jessica Alba crush!
  • Robsten= hotness
    NEXT YEAR WEN NEW MOON COMES OUT IT ALL GOING TO BE ABOUT TAYLOR!
    aloot off people i now switched shippss :'(
    EVERBODYS GOING TEAM JACOB
    GAAH I WNNA SLAP EM ALL
    WT DUNT PPL GET JACOB N BELLA ARE JUST FREINDS WE ALLNOW HOW BREAKING
    DAWN END SO WTS THE POINT OF BEING TEAM JAVOB :S IF JAKE N BEELA R NEVER GUNA BE TOGETH
    i love rob NEVER EVER GOING TO SWTITCCCCCCCH

    ALL THE INTERVIEWS NEXT YEAR ITS GUNA BE ONLY TAYLOR N KIRSTEN
    I DUNT THINK WELL BE SEEING MUCH ROBSTEN PLUS ROBS
    PROBALLY GUNA BE LIKE IM ONLY SUPORTING ACTOR I DUNT NNED TO GO TO INTERVIEWS ITS MOSTLY BOUT THEM TO :| :'(
  • Oh darling....lower the caps, and then type a post I can actually read once.

    Then ask me about being Team Jacob.
  • Sanchaaaa
    um, i personally think to pick teams you HAVE to read the books, to fullyy know who you want to end up with bella. if you've only seen twilight (the movie); and chose team jacob is obviously because of taylor, seeing as jacobs part in twilight wasnt really big enough to make someone think they should be together, but eh. i doubt anyone will "jump ship" and teams arent about who got her, its about who you wanted to win bellas heart. so just because edward ended up getting bella doesnt mean thats how the team jacob people wanted it to end, its just how it happend. so we still wish jacob had ended up with bella reasoning for a "team jacob". =D
  • Jackinthebox
    What I am woried about is that they r getting away from the book too much. In the trailer bella finds out that Jacob is a warewolf when he phases in front of her. which leads you to think that the conversation that they had in the woods outside jacobs house doesnt happen or when jacob sneeks into her room. And those two scenes are huge in the book. I dont know..I think if they dull down the real conflict inside bella between her love for edward and her love for jacob, they take a big risk. I really hope they get this right!!! Jacob is your tipical nice guy, who sacrifices alot for bella through the series. So the character diserves to get the whole story told right.
  • Sanchaaaa
    no worries, the scene where she see's him phase isnt when hes attacking laurent (tho we go get to see the fight in the movie), the scene in the tralier is actually jacob protecting her from paul, because paul gets mad that she knows so much, they just blended the 2 scenes together to make the trailer more exciting.
  • Jackinthebox
    yeah I know that.. but remember she says "Jake Run".. which means she doesnt know that he is a warewolf in that scene. so that conversation in her room doesnt take place. plus they need to have edward as a absence. if they show him to much it ruins the whole end of the movie. New Moon is supposed to be about jacob and bella and developing their relationship. I understand u cant have the whole book in a two hour movie but atleast do the important scenes and do them right.
  • Sanchaaaa
    no, because even in the book she is scared for jake when paul jumps to hurt bella, even tho she knows hes a wolf, she still expects him to get hurt. remember when he got back from fighting paul she was all worried about how hurt he was, and he was fine? she didnt know wolf's could heal right away.
  • covered_in_feathers
    He looks so good wet!!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Oh the sexy-cutie-pup!!! He's so... um... yea!! HOT... that picture is umm... yea, I'll shut up!! I love interviews... give me more insight on what they're doing/did!!! LOVE it... hehe... he's so cute... I can't wait to see him do the stunts... well, I hope they let him do them... he seems to enjoy them =]
  • CJean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch
    That's AWEsome that he does alot of the stunts himself...
    thoughts being distracted by wet jacob...
    finding rob post, hurry!
  • Madison
    Oh, Megan Effing Fox. That's original. I'd like to hear her name for more than the typical "Who is your favorite actress?" question. That's about the only time she ever comes up. She's one of the rare girls who's beauty alone took her places. Without it, she's not good for much else.

    And Taylor doing his own stunts is beast. It's nice to know he doesn't call in a stunt-double the second it gets a little tough. Shmexy.
  • cutesweetiezzz
    Taylor, you're so young and immature. Why am I not surprised? Of course you'll say Megan Fox. She's all about the looks and nothing else. Over time you'll learn who's good for you.
  • Trianna
    URGENT!!!!!!!!!! IMPORTANT!! SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT!

    COMINGSOON.NET HAS A POLL ASKING "ARE YOU A FAN OF TWILIGHT?" AND THE HATERS ARE WINNING!

    http://www.comingsoon.net/index.php

    bottom right
  • he's into writing...
    ..melts into a pool of love....
    ahhh !
    :)
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