cute shoot!! iprefer the other guy thought:p


Avril Lavigne Bandaids


Evan Taubenfeld Bandaids

oooOOOooo. 2 of my favorite things. kellan. in a cowboy outfit. yummy.

http://www.twilightlexicon.com/2009/06/17/extra... and here the vid from yesterday with peter being interviewed by extra. why better sound you can actually hear what he is talking about.

Mmmm love my cowboy!
Hmm that outfit looks familiar!
Oh wait, it's the one that he wore on our first day of vacay together! =D

LOVE YOU KELLAN!

Yay KOG is BACK!!

You given Kellan a rest to post....don't leave him too long the popsicle will melt!

i think i am going have to read the fanfic you are all talking about. since my parents are officically on the plane to go to the mediterriean. i am 21 just live with them. fanfics here i come.

I know I'm gonna get run out of town for this one, but I think Kellan is way hotter than Edward. He at least has a great body!!

You won't get run out by me, I completely agree.

kellan wait a sec ill get my cowgirl hat and we can go off together.............he is so mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kellans_girl xxxxxxxxxxx

That was an adorable interview. Kellan and Ryan are so funny when they're together.

I have a weakness for cowboys - there's just something about their rugged strength that gets me goin crazy!

Mmm Mmm Mmm.... Cowboy take me away!

Woaaaaa teddy bear... looking mighty fine there, aren't we? *Whistles at Kellan*
This dork... he'll NEVER look bad no matter what.. he's just way too cute, adorable, sexy, hot, wow.... LOVE ya teddy bear... such a hottie ;-)

hey i dunno if you guys have heard of this yet, but there's this wicked cool website called fanfiction.net!
its twilight fans who wrote their own fiction stories that are related to twilight and even have the characters in them! all the stories are original, theres even a story all about Renesme and Jacob's relationship!!!
you have to check it out THEYRE SO GOOD!!!
you might think its weird that people are adapting and changing the twilight story and characters, but it actually works. all the writers are so talented and they do such a great job, the stories get me so hooked!
while you're there, check out my best friend's story, her account is DrivesLikeACullen and her story is called Broken Dreams. make SURE you leave her a review just really quick, because she loves hearing what other twilight fans have to say (;
heres the link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1879890/
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks so much! <3333

http://www.lifeandstylemag.com/2009/06/large-92...

robsten confirmed?!?!
hmm

Aww...too much clothes on... NEXT!!

hollish*t !!! kellan always looks so F*ckin hot!!

Okay...for some reason that Eggold guy looks like Jaky Gyllenhall and when I first seen that pic I immediately thought of brokeback mountain..**shudders**.. Kellan is WAY too hot to waste what is practically a rape scene in a tent.

But, then I read the article, and felt better - but still slightly disturbed. LOL

Effing!!!!!! :)

**waves, but not like a psycho**

lol


brokeback mountain?? I know....ugh!!!

So sad that KOG is not here....Kellan is one sexi Cowboy....The hats remind me of a joke I once heard....hope I don't get in trouble for it....


Why do Cowgirls Walk Bow Legged?


Because Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3KOopRd3f4
best video of robsten&there friendship :)
♥Robsten♥4Ever!♥

HAHAHA Anoyne see that ad all the way at the top... that says accidents happen.... kinda coinsidence since its a bloody hand on a New Monon Related site reminded me of Bella XD

hey Mr.Cowboy to make things right, why dnt you come down over here to tx where you belong...... believe me, you wont regret it

Kellan!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now he makes a great cowboy!!!
Western Emmett anyone? :)

I'm in!

Right after I'm done with Western Edward... be right there.... save me a spot!

Confession!!!!!::: I haven't even read Western Edward yet. :(
But I'll save ya that spot next to Kellan. hehe

Now he makes a great cowboy!!
Western Emmett anyone? :)

He is so adorable and/or gorgeous no matter what he wears! (although cowboys can be quite hawt! I know, 'cause I live in Texas!)

It is amazing how well Catherine Hardiwick in matching the actors (both physically and personality wise) to the characters! She done some other things that I didn't really like, but she did a FANTASTIC job with the characters!

I wanna see that dance!!

*hey! Someone put on "Beat it" pleeeeease !!*

I love Ryan Egghold on 90210, I wonder if it was a little awkward between them though as Kellans starring in a 90210 spoof

"So Kellan done anything interesting work wise lately"
"Yeah I starred in a few episodes of sweet valley peaks"
"Whats that about"
"It's basically a spoof on...... uummm yeah did you know I'm in Twilight"

lmao

haha thats funny..

That was a nice video, Kellan is kinda sexy in a cowboy outfit..

Oh my house smells of pee and bins cos I can't stop checking on the HILARITY that goes on here... I'm doomed...

That is just HOT!!
OME!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at the cool Twilight scrapbooking pages at http://scrapbookingtales.mybisi.com

How do I delete this comment...?

I posted it to test something, that's why I wanted to delete it =)

im confused!?

hehe..

You want to delete your delete comment????

wow....it's gonna be a crazy day!!! LOL

Her comment would have been hilarious coming from a grey-face!!

LOL

LMAO you're funny :D

You can always edit your comment after you have post, unless someone has replied to you, then you wont be able to edit it...hence, you wont be able to edit this. You can also cancel, before you actually post.

Ummmmm, what?

Now this is a sexy Kellan photoshoot I can enjoy! That's a cowboy worthy of some ridin'!

oooohh Kellan!! thanks for making our day much better with these photoshoots
you look sexy as a cowboy :)

Back off everyone, Kellan belongs to KOG!!

Don't go lusting after her man while she's on vacay!!!

hmmm i didnt know kellan was property?


last time i sw him i didnt see any "kog" around him??

plus even tho she is on vacay she should have still found a way to keep up her kellan watch if she really was "kog" doubt it

just cuz she spent all her time commenting on every single kellan post she is breanded Kog?? i spent my time meeting kellan at the store on the side walk at burger king yea id rather spend my time bumping into him then sitting by computer waiting to get pic of him :) anyo if this sounds like a rant or hate on kog its not just wondering why she has the right to say she is kog ?

I do have my ways to keep up with my Kellan watch!
I have my girls on the look out for me! =D
Sorry I can't just sit on the computer all day long to look for Kellan posts.

Hate me all you want! =D KOG is who I am! And KOG is who I will stay! =D

Btw I hope u wernt implying that I sit lookin around for kellan posts?
Penny
Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

Like I said I don't hate u
And I don't have time to be on nmm either I rarly comnt but like I saw u
did I figured that's all u did


Anywho its kool keep thinkin ur his only girl I aint gonna put ya down
hun
At least I seem him atleast 2x a week
Penny
Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

Ooh, thank you Kim so much for that warning. I will make absolutely sure, then, that I don't let my eyes wander over his perfectly muscled chest or that I don't grab is strong shoulders, or run my teeth over his jawline near his cute dimples.
I won't even let those thoughts cross my mind.
*wicked grin*
lol

*Looks around sensing trouble, hears rustling, panics, crap I hope it isn't that perv Barney the dinosaur, that thing gives me the bejeebies*

*Then notices a familiar wolf*

I come here to help out my partner in crime while she's on vacay, and look who decides to go lusting after Kellan, I should have known *glares*

Back it up 4TW! keep those thoughts of yours underwraps!

LOL

*blinks innocently*

I have no idea what you're talking about.. I was not even thinking at all about Kellan..

.. I was just touching.. much more pleasant.

*runs away, laughing*

*sing song voice* I'll be baaaack"

lol

and then you lot complain about people stealing jake/tay or any wolf. *tsk, tsk* Karma's a beeyatch ain't it?

*grins at McNutters*
Nah.. I'm not so into stealing Kellan.. I just look to upset KOG..
no worries.
*winks at Kellan and leaves*
lol

LOL
riiiiiiiiiiiight. ;-)

OMG!!

Don't play the innocent act with me 4TW!!

Keep your paws off him, you can't handle the sparkle!!

*this wolf plays hardball*

I'll be waiting, when she comes back she's going to come after you so I'd carry on running!

lmao

*slows to an attitudinal saunter and looks back at Kim smirking*

Since you advised me to run, I think I'll just walk now.. I have a problem with being told what to do.. and KOG doesn't scare me... half as much as the wierdness of the Rob stare's in morphing mode *shivers*.....

lol

Hell no!!! *thinks about wiping that smirk off 4TW face*

First you try to get your paws on KOG'S man, now you insult Rob, me and kog have unparraleled senses, absolutely lethal! lmao

Those stares are HOT!! How can you even call them weird, I think you're just jealous that the wolves haven't got a stare montage, it would scare the public!!!

lol

No, no, KIm.. try to keep up here...

*tries to speak slowly*

I didn't say Rob's stares were scary... I said the MORPHING part was more than just a little frightening..

I don't think wolves would be quite as bad because they shapeshift and they'd look beautiful anyway...

And they couldn't do a wolf montage because for some reason they can't even get a handful of wolfpack pictures to put up for our viewing pleasure. It is biased and pathetic and I.... I... I shake my fist at Summit *turns into direction of Summit, glowering and shaking fist*

*turns to see Kim laughing*

Yes, I see that will do a whole lot of good. I'm expecting results now...

Do you see why I have to turn to Kellan for comfort at times...

*stomps off muttering angrily, then turns around and heads for barn.*

lol

LMAO
i want a montage of the pack's stares! :(
and i want it now, damn it!

If they had enough pics, nutty, but where are wolf pack pics.. *looks blank* They can't even make it on a post here anywhere..

*raises eyebrow at condescending tone*

No you keep up 4TW, I never said you called Robs stares scary, I asked how you could call it weird, I said the wolves stares would be scary!

I do feel sorry for you, this is a rare occurance where I feel for the wolves, but I know if I didn't got regular Rob pics it would be very upsetting

*gets evil glint in eye*

You know 4TW, I have a few issues with summit myself, one being not giving Rob enough security hence that crazy b***h jumping him, I think we could maybe work together on a plan to get our points across!!

Oh and stay away from that barn!!

lmao

YES!! *evil smirk*

How about I use brains and you use vilolence, I could confuse security by quoting shakespeare while you go in for the attack with your burning lipgloss, kiss away 4TW!!!

LOL stay away from that field then!!

Ooh.. perhaps we could come up with a little plan. Shall we use brains or violence? Or.. my secret weapon (pulls out lip gloss) Effing_ just got me some that burns and I'd love to have a chance to kiss my way past security with something that leaves a little bite. LOL

And I wasn't going in the barn.. I was heading past it.. (Kellan is in the field beyond)

LOL LOL LOL

I love it!! Good thing the gun isn't loaded, though, because the way Kellan keeps waving that thing around happily, half the crew would be dead, and then no movie..
lol

LOL *applauds* your comment made me horny, thanks! :D *thinks "loaded gun" and faints*

*looks down at jo86 and laughs*

So glad I could be of service.. LOL

LMAO!

Gun isn't loaded....

*thinks bad thoughts*

Rob stands before flpltmree smirking... "knotty knotty"

Punish me Rob, I'm so bad.

and is ryan whathisface the guy from the new 90210?

LMAO!! I don't know who he is, he disappears for me sitting next to Kellan like that.

i'll admit it did take me a while to notice he was there!
but if it is him hes hot!
he looks fiiiine in 90210
as does kellan when hes on it!

Was Kellan on 90210? Is he not a little young... Jeez who did he play? A baby Brenda was sitting?

nooo the new version of it!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1225901/
^^^look
:)
its got jenny garth (mrs peter facinelli!!) in it too and some of the others from the original as teachers and stuff!

English? Is this on our network? WHAT CHANNEL!!!!

I used to LOVE 90210!!!

e4 9oclock monday nights
its sooo cheesey and fabulous
its the first series, it started a few months ago but you could probs catch up online!
and kellans in it!
only occasionally i'll admit but still!
:)

Kellan as a cowboy...
There are no other comments I can add to this post without getting seriously MOD!

LOL same here!
I'll just look at him and WINK :)

ok why is it cowboy themed?
is he doing a western or something??
:S

Apparently they are good friends. So People did a "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" photo shoot for them.

ahhh makes sense now
thankyou!

ooohhhh hellllooooooooo Kellan

darn, disqus! all of you beat me to it...but WTH. i'll repeat it too

SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY!

Save a horse, ride a cowboy!

Well, well, well... considering I'm reading Western Edward right now, this is QUITE appropriate... yes, this gives me good visuals indeed.

okay flplmtree95 I need your help...

a) please can you send me the link for the unicorn story
b) Cowboy Edward? I MUST READ IT!!!!!!!!!

please please please please!

WTF?? I NEED to read this one too...Cowboys ride hard...
heres my email flpmtree95 or Effing_ whoever..
tolb@sbcglobal.net
Spank You!

meh. me too me too *jumps up waving hand in air*

I meant to get it from effing but forgot to email her

heartthecullens@yahoo.com

Hey I got a bounce back on your email, did you get it? I checked the spelling and everything.... let me know.

yea i just checked that..... i haven't gotten it.

HeartTheCullens@yahoo.com

i mean, that IS my email.... it was being funky.......... try again if you dont mind?

Didn't get a bounce back this time! :) YAY! Wonder what was different... anyway, ENJOY THEM GIRL!

On it's way HTC!

muchly appreciated :)

geez. now i'm gonna go neglecting nmm all week again *sigh*

Only if you post confirming you are 18 or older, and show me your id... and I need your email add'y... :D

I'm effing's apprentice pimp I guess... LMAO! Happy to oblige in her absense.

**walks up to flplmtree in my fur coat, pimp chain and with my cane**

Um...excuse me...you stealing my customers?!??

LMAO!!
;)

LMFAO!

*looks at effing innocently*

What? H... no! Effing, y- you weren't HERE is all, I - I just - you know, was..... helping you out.... spreading the love....

*smiles*

**eyes narrow**

You just stick to your own corner, and there will be no beat downs!!

LOL

;)

*skulks*

Ohhh, k....

*walks to corner with frozen fish and twiporn to await further instructions*

Thanks flplm received the email, goody lot of fanfic to read.

The only thing is i may now be MIA to nmm.org whilst I read it all choices choices. Rob news of delicious fanfic ummm.

am now off to read

LMAO! The threads are gonna be empty for a few days with all the newly acquainted readers of the fan fictions!!!! :)

Oh if you could see me... I'm ancient (32!!)

Soooo YES I AM OVER 18... *holds up aging passport and photo of her 12 year old kid*

My husband works long hours Flplmtree - Help a sister out!

Ummmmm....

*notices there's no emaill addy' included on AAE's last post*

Helllooooooo, can't email it to you if you don't give me your email
addy.... ;) LOL!

(ps, ancient!! psha!! I'm 41!)

*throws arms around flplmtree*

sobergurl@hotmail.com

*hands flplmtree a wad of cash*

This isn't for me... it's for a 'friend'... LMAO!

*slaps cash out of AAE's hands*

That won't be necessary girl.... the happiness it will bring you is all the reward I need...

*smiles sweetly*

*looks around to see if anyone is looking*

*grabs cash and stuffs it in back pack*

OK well, you have fun now!! Don't stay up too late!! :)

I am reading the unicorn fanfic at the moment only got to chapter 9 but loving it but had to go to bed last night as had work today can't wait to get back home to enjoy my secret pleasure. I must go on a search for fan fic or beg for info of where to find more like Western Edward!

Please flplm can you email me the link to western Edward I promise I am over 18, I am a good old 27 I am already in the gutter with effing and sparkly my email is shez_1982@hotmail.co.uk

*gives flplm a big hug in anticipation of email and specially made unicorn biscuits to celebrate my current reading material*

on it's way RPD! :)

Just in case you got the wrong email its
shez_1982@hotmail.co.uk as I haven't recieved it yet

Thanks flplm
*big hugs*

Thanks, have not recieved it yet though

Just reading chapter two here... interesting - Did Effing write this? or am I mistaken!

Ahh yes, the unicorn fan fic...it's very good and addicting!!
secret pleasure it is!!! LOL

sounds good..later than July is not acceptable! =P

Hope she listens to you =)

**ran out of boxes Nina*

I emailed her but haven't gotten a response.

I told her go get her cookie a$$ in gear and post the next chapters before July!! LOL

How did the emailing go? Did you tell her to (effing) hurry up with chapter 50??!? =P

I`m counting on you!

=)

*folds laptop*

*switches phone to silent*

*sends kids out to play*

*gets drink of water*

*retires to bedroom*

We may not see AAE for days......

LOL.. thats what I thought ..=)

You wont need the water to drink...you'll need it to help you "cool off" when you start reading!! LOL

hmmmmmm

*looks over id carefully, looking up at AAE every so often*

OK, you're in...

*emailing ... "the stuff" to AAE*

Save a horse....ride a cowboy!!!!!!!!!

LMAO :D

Amen girl! Amen!

Nooooo Unicorns are so much more friendlier! Ride them instead

AMEN!!!! As long as it is Kellan!!!!

LMAO I just said the same thing, Spunkie


YEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWW!

All dirty minds think alike!!

LOL

**grabs cowgirl hat, saddle and spurs**

I'm outta here!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

HEY!! jinx!!!

LMAO...I was thinking the same thing!!!
Yes, this goes good with Western Edward doesn't it? LOL

OH LOOK......... it's Western Edwards's brother........ Emmett! LOL how freakin adorable. he could saddle me up any day of the week and twice on sundays.

yum yum.

Oh gosh...don't get me started on Western Edward or Emmett...I won't make it thru the day!!! LOL

I was thinking 3 times on Sunday??? LOL

Very rarely does the old adage, "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" really stir up feelings of lust:

However, Spunkie - I believe there couldn't be a better use of the phrase than right here, right now!

Nice work!

i'm a puddle in my chair, typing with melty hands and trying hard not ruin all the serfaces around me....
this is just beautiful! Kellan as a cowboy!!! you KNOW this Texas girl is lovng that!!!!! he needs to do a western!

"oh sherriff lutz, how can i evert repay you from safing my billy from the flood, and running those outlaws out of our town?*bats lashes with a coy smile*
"all part of the job ma'am" *tips his hat and winks* "but i could go for some of that 'FRESH APPLE PIE' on the 'TABLE' in your HOUSE'.

*le sigh* i know who is coming over tonight!!!

yea.... i mean... what's a number? whose counting? does it count as "another" time if you don't atcually stop? lol

7!!! ?? lol :P that's one hot picture

Now thats one cowboy I wouldnt mind riding!! *giggles and blushes*

Kellan's friend Ryan Eggold is a hottie too. I am seriously getting naughty ideas.

4th?!?!?

3rd! Again! YUMMMMYYYYYYY!

Hey but you got 2nd on the ROB POST!!! That is an acheivement to be sure!

I've only been first once, i need to notch up my scores. Can you tell i'm having a really productive day at work today??? hehe!

I'm rarely first but I love second and third just as well!

1st...guess not
I would love to be his cowgirl. hahaha

hahaah! A close one IndiesR... very very close one!!

hahaha...but not close enough. LOL

Yo Yo Yo!!!

Me first!!!! LOL!

KOG would be so proud!!!

yea where is she anyways...... i bet she'll die that she missed this post (in actual time) lol

she's on vacation she is going to be major pissed that the week she goes on vacation there are two Kellan posts!

she should have found away to get internet the only thing to stop me is if i was at the bermuda triangle but even then id find a way

LOL

I usually refuse to take my laptop on vacation...I live and breathe this thing for work so if it means a week or two without NMM....I will do it...

I don't know how I will survive...it'll be like going cold turkey!

lol not me my laptop is like my left lung I need it to function right
lol and my internet card is like my nose
What do I need lungs for if I have no nose to breath threw haha XD

Don't get me started on my sidekick lx haha contains my life!

Wait it sounds like you get paid just to comment on all the posts haha
my work is my laptop being a publicist for tiffanyd666 counts on me
havin a phone and internet and my laptop holds my video work!
Haha anywho

Point is nothing can stop me from getting my kellan fix after I can just
drive for 10min and I might bump into him :)
Penny
Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

Oh I know... Me and her = B4FL...

Always dissing each other and always pi$$ing each other off...

She will hold this against me till I am pushing daisies I am sure!!

LMAO!!

oh she'll get her back by being first on a wolf post and putting something down like 'oh no first on a mutts post!'

I can SO picture her doing that!!!

Also I kind of got the pay back already... We turned Kellan post into Cow post!!

Moooo

LOL!!

I have to read the rest of the post...trying to work too!

LOL! OK go ahead Miss Busy Bee!
:-)

That will teach her to go on vacation!

oh she will exploding when she see this...poor gal!

Yes!!! LOL!

I bet she is cringing at the thought of all the other girls' hands on Kellan!

*applauds* :)
...even though that's not exactly a wolf post... ;)
and, speaking of "not exactly"... WHERE IS CHARLIE? :(

*taking a bow*

*sigh* i know Jo!!

Speaking of AWOL men... where are Wolf Guys...

*hands tissues to Jo*
*wiping tears*

they are having fun with Charlie someplace where people think that a camera is a big poisonous bug... *sigh* ;)

Awww Charlie's Angel dont feel bad...

You have a lot of Wolf Girls for your company!

yay! :D
I love you, Wolf Girls, for never wanting to steal my man ;)

LOL! How can we be Wolf Girls if we fall for the Volturi too??

I am pretty radical about it!!

Well...Michael Sheen was a werewolve in the movie Underworld. So maybe we can get by having a crush on Aro...

Not that I would.... lol

*looking away*

Nope! I want Twi- Wolf guys!

Woooooooooooooooooooo
*joins in lap of honor with IHowl*

Phew thanks!!! I hope this was intelligent enough to say when first?!?!?

LOL!

*looks around for spoilsports*

No one to bring you down here!!!!

You enjoy your triumph while it lasts, LOL, I plan on getting first next!!!

(I never do though.... SOB!!)

LOL!! Good luck to you then!!

*patpat*

'sokay i really understand your pain when a wolf girl is first on a Vamp post...

I have to see that every-single-day!! (or once in 15 days whenever the wolf posts are up!)

LOL!

I have a feeling Taylor Lautner is just around the corner... We haven't seen enough of the rest of the Wolf pack though ey...

I do have a thing for tattoos...

lol funny you should say that i was pissed when he went to the best buy by my house!!!

*peeps around the cubicle*

*quivering in excitement*

Really? Around the corner???

oooooh me waiting!!

Tattoos? I am getting one as soon as I find out what design I am gonna get....

Get a HUGE big WOLF on your forehead.

THAT, my friend, would be amazing!! LOL!

Tee hee!

Seriously think long and hard before you choose your tat. Always get it somewhere you can cover it up! And never get anything that identifies you with any group or idea because you could change your mind!!!

*removes parent cap*

LOL!!

That, my friend, would def. scare the heck out of your hubby and kids!!

LOL

I have taken all that thing into consideration and that is why I cant make up my mind!

LOL!

But WOLF on on forehead?? not so chic!

Awwww.....

*cancels apptmt for tattoo of edward on chin*

Yay!!!!!! Good job, baby sis!!! See...and it's kind of similar to a wolf post.. cowboy right? cow=animals. wolves=animals. Granted, no one would be afraid of a cow if it came meandering through the woods and it would be downright laughable to see one chasing after a vampire, but ... yes, ok. I'll just shut up now.
Congrats.
LOL

haha actually, i have a phobia of cows :/ *shudders*
also, there's this film called 'the little vampire' - been years since i've seen it but i seem to remember vampire cows flying through the sky!!! lol!

ROTFL... those cows are everywhere and they're switching sides.. first vampires and now wolves.. no wonder you're scared..

(L:

No no wolfy...you got it wrong.

Cowboy = sexy
Dog = smelly

cowboy=sexy
dog=smelly
wolf= leave-you-melting-on-the-floor-breathtaking..

only in your wet-dreams.

*smirk*
I don't dream much. I'm too uh..busy.. at night.. I'm sure
as a vamp girl though, you get a lot of sleep.
lol

oh that's right....you're too busy chasing your tail and crying over unrequited vamp-boy love.

And you know better than that...vamp girls don't sleep.

*smirk*
Not exactly the activities I was thinking of.. much more exciting than that...
Oh, you're right, vamp girls don't sleep, but I bet they wish they could.. it must be hard to be so bored, and yet have to stay awake as the hours drag by.
lol

Really??? Is that the best you got?

tsk tsk

Come on wolfy...you can do better than that!

*jumps out of no where*
No! This is the best we got!

*falls on Scarlets back, hands pull tight on Scarlet's hair*

Miss me leech licker?

*licks the side of Scarlets face*

LOL

*Surreptitiously avoids PIMSY's pounce*
*grabs pimsy's dog collar*
*chains her to the fence*

Please dog...you can't catch this.

LOL

*rolls eyes at Scarlet*

Scarlet!! You have to follow along...you cant avoid my pounce once I have you on the floor, holding your hair...You were supposed to continue the story from there...I'll let it slide this time, cuz ur new! lol

Continuing...

*PIMSY yanks on collar and breaks fence with it*

*glaring at Scarlet*

No one touches my collar!

*nostrils flare*

Watch it glitter butt, or I'll snap your hand off next time you try to pull that little stunt...


lol

Who said you get to make the rules!

It will be a little hard to snap my hand off with this..

*brusquely straps mussle onto pimsy*

MMMWWWWAAA HAA HA HA.

No it is not, I save my best for the wolves, sweetheart.. (you just missed my amazing cheer-I'm so proud) I managed to use a rather large word in it, too. I thought you'd be impressed, although your vocabulary has seemed to drop dramatically upon being here the last few days. Did you perhaps lose your list of impressive words?
LOL

LOL

No..honestly...I lost my hours of impressive sleep...It's Sparkly's fault
for give me fan fic.

Stop being so demure.

There ya go...suck on that!

You know, your word choices always crack me up. I need no invitation to suck on that.. *eyes wolf-boy's neck* Yep, fanfic will kill ya everytime. That's why I try to limit my intake.. *begins deleting web history before Scarlet can see hundreds of chapters*

*sees Pimsy chained to fence*

That girl.. *rolls eyes* I believe you have something of mine?

Mooooo...

If Cows had played the role in the film then I would be the Mooing Girl instead of Howling Girl...

sorry brain fart!

I feel a fanfic coming on...

Summary - Bella meets a hunky guy in town but after going to his house and seeing fridges overflowing with bottles of milk she gets suspicious.... his habit of chewing on the same gum for days worries her... LOL!

ROTFL...
"Bella.. I have a secret that I need to tell you, but I'm not allowed."
*late that night she hears a rustling in a tree and the branches all cracking and falling to the ground*
He leaps through her window, cracking the window frame and her computer irreparably..
"Sorry about that, Bella. I'll replace it when the dairy truck comes next week and Billy gets paid."
lol

LOL LOL this whole cow talk is so hilarious!!! Bye the way I love Milk!

LOL. Hey, bina. I actually hate milk, but if the uh..cowboys look anything like the wolves, before they blurpsplode into cows.. I might force myself to drink it, just to have an excuse to hang around.

(:

omg how can you hate milk??? :-o I can drink it all day every day but has to have ice!!
MMMMmmmmmm HOT cowboys :)

Too many warm milk cartons in cafeteria with no available ice *yuck!!!*

*grins happily and joins bina in dreaming about hot cow-boys*

lol

oh eww nasty, stupid cafeteria milk!

But the Hot cowboys might be to hot need to put ice on em ;)

*pukes from laughing*

Mooing girl. That has a lovely ring to it.. Perhaps we can petition Mr. Slade to change it for Eclipse. I'm sure the boys wouldn't mind fursploding into giant cows.. Unfortunately, they'd make too much noise crashing through the forest and they're not exactly light on their feet, so does this mean Jake would be a tall chubby guy who keeps tripping, moves slowly, and drinks a whole lotta milk? *shudders*

Hmmm boys = bulls... girls = cows..

*shaking head to remove the image burnt into it*

Now shush all of you... I have to go and eat some cheese!

Go ahead, baby sis. But don't get angry if your husband ate the cheese, because I'd hate to see you blurpslode into a cow.... LOL

LMFAO!!!! Somehow, that does not sound quite as sexy to me.

yes I know

Howling girl = sexy

Mooing girl = smells of cheese and milk... so not sexy!!

So I am eternally grateful to SM for including Wolves and not Cows!!

LOL!

L.M.F.A.O.!!!!!

Yes, thank goodness she was not partial to farm animals.

I'm also thinking sheep girl would not be as sexy... disturbing... but not sexy.

Hey Bo-Peep wasn't a sheep girl... if she is your thing!!

She was a shepherdess!!

LMAO!

i dont know, if they were horses it wouldnt be so bad....we would have another cover story on why everyone keeps talking about the unicorns on here.

Oh Don't make me think about horses...

My mind goes back into the horses...

Horses.... saddles... riding...

*running to get iced tea*

It would be amaaaazzzing if there was killer cows in Eclipse...

I'd be TEAM DAIRY for sure!

LOL!

ROTFL.....

Yes... if you listen carefully at night, you can hear their eerie mooing..

You know, in Breaking Dawn it was revealed that the Quileutes shape-shifting form could have been anything random. Man, that would have sucked if Taha Aki spirit had come across a cow in the forest instead of a wolf.

*picturing New Moon trailer with Jake leaping into air and landing on the ground as a REALLY ANGRY BULL*

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Not so good.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

ROTFL.. Yes, I sense that at that point, I would have been Team Edward all the way.
LOL

LOLOLOLOLOL!!

LMFAO!!

Imagine them phasing, some fat old guy waddling into a cow position and then it'd be like a ssshhhhllluuurrrrpppp and there ya go!

WTF??!!!! KILLER COWS??!!TEAM DAIRY????!!!ROTFLMFAO!!!!

*over-exposure on computer is obviously taking its toll on allaboutedward*

lol :)

THANK YOU Howl!! For not letting the grey faces get first!!!!

LMAO!! YEAH GO IHOWL2!!!!!
*MC Hammer cookie dance*

lol

you are welcome Tree!

:-)

*crossing the fingers hoping to be first on a Wolf post*