Kellan is really Handsome :D

SEXY MAN -seductive Growl-

HEY!!!!!!! AWSUME SHOES KELLAN!!!!!!!!!!

uhm i wonder where i can buy it i mean kellan not the shoes lol :)

I have been wondering where he's been!! looking all hot!!

I swear kellan just gets HOTTER by the hour and those shoes make it so much harder not to drool.

ha! i see a HOT MAN rockin some HOT sneakers.... GOT TO GET THEM!!!!!

Kellan really rockin' those shoes!

DAMN!!! i never can stop looking at KEVIN....look at those big shoes u kno wat they say about big feet LOL but that little friend he's got there is only for me so BACK OFF!!! jk lol

Woooo teddy bear!! Loving that smile and the shoes.... Vanquish, ey? Hmm... isn't that the name of Edward's special ocassion car?? LOL... if it's not then I'm definitely tripping... Kellan is such a hunka dude... love, love, love him!!! He's so adorable and so cute!!

Mr. Wickham

no apology necessary, you did not interrupt anything. In reply to your query regarding Mr Darcy. He may well be a wolf man and I vampire (mortal enemies for sure), however just because we are dealt an unfair hand in life, it does not mean we have to follow it, we can choose to make the best of it, or be crushed by it.

I find Mr Darcy intreaguing, same as you find me (I take that as a compliment). He is educated and polite. I welcome the appearance of men on this site, although I am curious as to the motives behind it (and possibly cycnycal).

However, my nature won't prevent me from engaging with other spiecies, on this site at least a peaceful traty exists. We may sometimes disagree but we try as much as possible to co-exist.

As regards to your last question all you have to do to find out a little more about me, is look at my posts in the past few days. I can be insolent, a flirt and I push boundaries (sometime in taste) just to see how far I can go.

If you feel the need to know more please ask, I may, if I choose answer your questions.

PMP3

did NMM.org just turn into a possible dating site?

Call me dense, but I hadn't realized there were Twi-guys on here!

I don't think so. I am not even sure they are guys they say they are but this fight they are having is just so pansy I'm doubting.....

LOL. Well, I will un-stick my nose out of this convo then.. guess I was just checking up on one of the regulars- seems like this is all well and over :0)

It's a shame. It would have been great to have some guys on here. I think Darcy might be, but I don't know. It was fun to write in victorian english for a while....charming as they say.

Never mind onwards and upwards to the next thing

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!
LMAO

As I am currently engaged in a life-and-death struggle with Darcy, I do not have the time to reply!!!!!

*runs back over to Darcy*

*snicker* More like you don't have the brains!!!
*smirks, and looks at W. innocently* Hey, but that wasn't a bad excuse. Keep trying.. someday you may convince someone.
*grin*

My regiment is leaving Meryton. Thank you for letting me into your world for a little while. It was a blast! Goodbye.

(I have way too much work that I'm not getting done)

Wickham true to your character, you run insetad of fighting to improve your standing. Somewhat disappointing.

Go, go. I would not have you back again.

*shudders*



wmoonmovie] Re: Kellan Lutz Gets Some New Kicks

SIs! You upset cuz of Wickham? He pissed me off too! You think it' someone you know? Please talk to me :(

meet me at the beach? And we can get some vamps, too?

LOL

I love you, you little mermaid

OMG!

*backs up*

*holds out dagger*

That's not even funny. I think Lydia is over somewhere else. Perhaps you should go there.

lol, 4tw-- do you personally know these twi-guys?

I'm trying to catch up on my nmm.org- and these conversations always catch my attention!

NO, RISMR, I actually do NOT and that is what just freaked me out. Either someone was watching my mermaid fountain escapade months ago, or.. just other stuff. *shudders* It's ok.. I believe it's currently being taken care of..

And Mr. Darcy is being quite a gentleman considering I twice threatened to kill his steward yesterday as well as himself.. and'

*slight smirk* have no intention of stopping being violent in the near future, once I regain my composure..

whoa wait.. I thought that you, Phoenix, PISMY, Mr. Darcy, and Wickham were all friends that came to this site. I thought you all commenting on here was fun-- erm..

so the twi-guys just started talking to you about love and mermaids?

*scratches head in confusion*

i'm not trying to make anyone on NMM feel unwelcomed- but usually I look forward to my escapade buddy's funny wolf comments. the past couple days they've all been a little..weird.

i am being nosey, so i do apologize for that. but how can I help it? lol

Sorry, RISMR.. ): My wolf girls and I do talk outside this site, so if we smack each other a lot, etc. it's ok (: Darcy is cool too. I don't know what's up with W. but I think it's ok.. hope I didn't worry you.. didn't mean to freak you out. Sorry.

Sis!! You here?

yes

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets go harass vamps on the NM cover post!

write me from where you are, PIMS, I've had a very VERY odd day and I'm trying to finish Italy.. Meet me where you'd like. LOL

Hey 4tW. I need to be heading off now. So I hope you have a good weekend and aren't too freaked out by all this.

And PIMSY told me to send you her love.

Keep your chin up.

Until Monday

*grins*

No worries. I'm cool already! Bummer,though. I won't have anyone to drop hot teacups onto now. LOL

Scratch you later. Oh.. *wicked grin* I meant CATCH you later.

LOL

I don't know what all that was about. All I can assure you is that I have no idea who that Wickham person is, or why all of a sudden he got WAY too into character. I am perplexed to say the least. (As you can tell from my comments above I thought he planned to stick around somewhat amiably).

I can tell you this. I'm not going anywhere. My place in the pack was decided long before all this business.

Well then, thank goodness for you! Glad you decided to stay, I was perplexed, too!

*leaps at Wickham, catching him around the shoulder with his teeth, throws Wickham to the ground and lunges at his face*

I shall enjoy watching from a vantage point.

*ghosts half way up a tree to get a good view of the fight*

Pity I did not bring a snack!

*brings peanut butter cookies shaped like unicorns*
*throws some to PMP3 and 4TW*
*sits back and listens w/ her amazing hearing*

......................

oh great I could do with a cookie. Thank you hon.
I was hoping for some punches..... I guess I'll just have to keep watching and see what happens..... could be interesting

*wrenches the sabre from the tree, and careens toward Darcy*

Aggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*****
Kill me, man!

Hmmmm....is that Ryan Seacrest on your avatar...pretty appropriate considering what I've heard of you.

What? No! No! No! That was too easy Wickham! You have to put up a fight!

We are all joking here!

He y Babe

mmhh well how is the fight going?

There are a couple of Robs posts that are melting my insides and doing unspeacable things to my body, if nothing is happening here I'll go over and spend sometime blissed out.

lol x

Hey Honeybunch...



Not sure, I'm not paying attention to the fight. Go have some Rob fun! I'll catch up with you later!



*gives a wet kiss on Gilles's cheeks*

Hopefully, when you talk to your wolf girls tonight, you will find out that I really WAS joking.

I have only ever had an interest in one woman on this site. And she has enormous respect for you.

*growls softly in Pimsy's ear*

Thanks Babe. Later.x

*Wickam drops a letter in Patience's lap*

I am not a patient man.
I am not patient with my friends
Not with my enemies
Not with my women
Not even with my tea.
It is a defect of character I am in no hurry to improve.

Patience, make me a Patient man. It's now or never.

*buries teeth deep into Wickham's throat*

*flails head wildly from side to side flaying the flesh to ribbons*

That can be modded out if that's offensive. I beg anyone's pardon if it is.

Ok.. enough.. enough..

Was that a bit much? Ooops.

Did he just disappear or.....what?

*huddles next to Mr. Darcy almost in tears*

Someone knows stuff about me that I didn't know they knew.. please just keep me covered for a little bit ok.. ?

I'll get sticks for fire in a minute.

*tears running down face*

*Cradles 4tW in his fur*

Take all the time you need.

I'm right here.

*low growl*

*still staying there, completely freaked out*

I'm sorry to infringe upon your good graces. I believe I will be myself again in a minute.

Thank you.

Think nothing of it. I am here for this very purpose.

*shakily*
Ok, let's burn this...thing..., and then I believe I will go see if Kellan made it back from NOrway with Selena.

*weak grin* I believe your life is safe for one more night.



Subject: [newmoonmovie] Re: Kellan Lutz Gets Some New Kicks

*tears up remaining pieces*

*throws into fire*

I suppose that's done then.

*circles guardingly*

*smirk*

So you do have a semi-violent side. NICe!!

LOL

He clearly didn't read the part about my defending you girls to the death
very closely.

; )

I'll do what's necessary when the time requires it.

Touche, Mr Wickham!

Thanks for making me feel like sh*t!

La personne diabolique est allée maintenant.

Se reposer paisiblement

(The evil one is gone now)
(Rest peacefully)

Sorry, Mr Darcy I will be out for 2 hours or so. Tell 4tw I love her!



Bye

Then have a good weekend.

Au revoir

You're not joking?

I'm sorry. I really am.

what a waste I was looking forward to a good fight not an easy slaughter. I could have done that myself!

We can go slo mo. The blade glints red in the sunset as Wickham draws it from the tree. Red, like the color of his eyes, like the color of his bloody sweat. The scent fills the air. Vampires for miles around turn their heads toward the oak tree, that ancient place of human sacrifice. Sensing this, the wolves tense, ready to pounce upon the hungry predators.

Now it's your turn, everybody!

Hey I didn't kill you!
Non hai ancora guadagnato la mia fiducia.

Get on with the fight or make up.

*sound of fabric shredding rips through the air*

RRRRAAAAWWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!!!

AWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


*Mr. Darcy slowly circles Wickham, baring teeth, snarling menacingly*


--------
Your move

Red eyes!

WHAT?!

You knave!!

You scoundrel!!!

You! You!!!

*hands treble violently, a shudder rakes through his body*

How many ways to die let me count the ways-
Go to Rob posts and say
1. Megan Fox is HAWT
2. Zac Efron is better than RPatz
3. RPatz doesn't shower
4. His hairstyle is yucky
5. Jonas Brothers are better than him

Since you are wolf guy you know very well what will kill a person on a wolf post!!

Ok, I simply cannot handle this anymore.
*RED, like the color 4TW is seeing because Wickham is driving her absolutely freaking crazy by not answering any of her comments* Is it because he is slow and dimwitted and is unable to answer, or is it because he is terrified of teacups holding hot tea, or is it because he is illiterate and cannot read.
4tW is no longer willing to just sit there and insult this maddeningly frustrating person.

4TW lets the OTHER wolves attack the vampires, slams Mr. Wickham onto the ground, punches him in the face, so his lip is also bleeding and speaks to him..

Mr.Wickham, if you are unable to do more than just stand in the woods, chat, and draw swords from trees adn ignore people when spoken to, you are going to find this scene repeated over and over and over until you get it.

Comprehend???

*gets off Wickham and starts moving away*

lol

4TW, get ready for the surprise of your life

*looks out window*

You're my next door neighbor and you're going to kill me?

lol

*stretching cat-like on the branch of her vantage point*

Wickham I have just fed, although the smell of your blood is somewhat tempting, I wnn't take part in your demise.

I'll be watching *stretching and growling*

Maybe someone will have mercy on you and come to your defence. Buona Fortuna!!!!!!

Vous n-etes une bon amie!

*Coming between Darcy and Wickham*

I beg you both to stop!

The slaughter and the violence is too much for me to bear!

------
Having a lot of fun, aren't we??

------
Brilliant! I did NOT see that coming.

***
but I really DO want to die!

*grabs popcorn and watches from the sidelines*
*using t-shirt logo: GO PHOENIX*

*blows a kiss to Gilles*

*continues to eat popcorn*


Uh, sweety I thought the fight was between you and Wickham. Why is Mr. Darcy here?

*Sees Pimsy with snaks and stomach growls - snifs the air to spot pray*

*Runs flat out in direction of pray, catches mountain lion, feeds fast. Comes back to tree minutes later, sporting new t-shirt - PIMSY IS A WOLFBABE*

Turns to Pimsy to wave, stretches out cat like on a thik branch to enjoy the fight.

Hi hon, I was told Wickham was too busy fighting Darcy to reply to me.... oh well I can study his style of combat and pinpoint weaknesses.......

*sees Gille return with dead pray and t-shirt logo: PIMSY IS A WOLFBABE*



*blushes and waves back*



Well there isn't much action going on between them....I was hoping for more!

ah ha...so that's your MO....when you realize you can't win, you run to another post...I see

*walks to the door laughing*

Scarlet you and I need to have a chat some place else!

Obviously....

*sobbing*

I'm trying to prevent a vampire from being killed! Show a little gratitude please, Ms Scarlet!

*looks at 4tw with dagger on Gilles /Phoenix's throat*

*sobs*
LOL

Good little sub
You are mine! Maybe I'll give you my colar soon

*strokes Pimsy shoulders and arms untils she shivers*
Laters lol

Pimsy Babe

stop crying and don't attemp suicide it's so demeaning for a wolf such as you ma cherie.

I haven't betrayed you or 4TW I am just the embodiement of your fantasies. Keep it straight!

yes this gentlemanly conduct is a little tiresome.

*moving very fast very close to Pimsy speaking in a vary deep soft voice in her ear* BTW I have seen your conversations on the french trailer post, expect retaliation..... *places hand on Pimsy's backside squeezing hard - Pimsy squeels trying to move away - bites her shoulder before letting her go, ghoasts back to vantage point, grinning crukedly*

*jumps behind French lover and puts dagger to his throat*
*growls*
I'm so sorry to have to do this, but you're rendering my little friend almost useless. You're too dangerous to have around. Before you die, let me tell you.. you did make here happy for those few hours you spent together.. so your life wasn't a waste. Thank you for that.. and now I have to kill you..

lol

*Catches up with 4TW - holds her back tight to his chest - in a deep soothing voise*
Never run away from me....
*Stroking 4TW sexily*
I mean no harm to you or Pimsy, I am just your own little private fantasy
Stop trying to kill me, it will do you no good. If you want to stop your fantasies just let me know and I will.
*kisses from behind her left ear down to her left shoulder, moving clothes aside, kissing the lenth of her back to her right shoulder - growling*

Love you.......... *ghosts away leaving 4TW standing swaying in the forest*

lolx

Translation: My love, don't you like me anymore? Do you really want to kill me? Can you kill me?

*closing in on 4TW skimming nose on jaww line to ear, licking behind her ear*

Tell me that I am sexy again, tell me that you love me.

Say it. Out Loud. Say it!

lol

*gasps, knees momentarily buckle*

*grips dagger and backs out, jumps over tree branch and runs away*

Wow, pimsy and wolfy...you dogs really will hump anything that moves.

lol

Whoa whoa whoa....why are you licking on the dogs?

Phoenix....what happened to you???

*grabs Phoenix by the arm*

*Smacks her cheek*

SNAP OUT OF IT!

Twisting to look at 4TW in the eye*

Amore mio, non ti piacio piu' mi vuoi veramente uccidere?

*looking straight at 4TW touching the dagger to the throat*

Do it if you can?

*melts a very very little bit*

I'm so sorry, but although you sound remarkably sexy, I have NO idea what you're saying and therefore I'm really intending to ..

Oh, for the love of all that is..

*drops dagger momentarily and sees PIMSY weeping pathetically under a tree*

*rolls eyes* WHY? WHY?? WHY???????

LOL

*PIMSY collapses to the floor and tries to shake it off*

Damn vampires and their good looking, French speaking, seduction skills!

*PIMSY gets up, disoriented and hits her head on a tree*

You ain't seen nothing yet

*arches eyebrow suggestively*
lol

*glowers* SEE!! SEE?
I told you he was trouble.
*jumps out at French lover and grabs him, holding a dagger to his throat*
I didn't want to do this PIMSY!! really, I didn't..

*holds back tears*

I know its for the best, but he just looks so damn good! *looks deeply into Gilles's eyes*

*sighs deeply and pinches bridge of nose*

PIMSY.. may I speak to you over here for a moment?

*motions to forest*

Pimsy..PIMSY.. PImsy.. *smack* Stop jumping around and look at me when I'm speakign to you. Yes. Focus!

Honey, do you have ANY idea, how difficult it is to be always protecting someone who is half in love with danger? DO YOU?? You're making my life very very difficult. Really.. I'm just going to walk over there. and I'll kill him quickly and then you can watch reruns of him on Dancing with the Stars. CAn we do this PIMS? Can we.. ?

Without crying???

*sobbing*



I don't have cable! How will I watch Gilles dance!?



And where will I find a French lover like him? Mr. Darcy is a tease, Wickham ignores me...*sobs*



Yes, I know he is a vampire, but...maybe he is a good one...*looks at Gilles, red eyes*



*sobs*



Do it quickly before I change my mind!



*PIMSY holds onto tree and sobs*

Never mind. I am going to beat Mr. Wickham, he is infuriating!!!

lets just see what happens after this. The proverbial gauntlet has been thrown down.

Please Mr. Darcy! More violence!

LOL

Just kidding...I know violence is not your cup of tea...

So do your thing, honeybunch! *gives Mr. Darcy one quick lick on the cheek*

That’s for good luck!

LOL

*'SLAP*
EWWWWW! What is wrong with you, girl?? Did you just LICK Mr. Darcy? In public??
If you're going to completely ebarrass yourself and him,,at least wait until you're behind closed doors.
*rolls eyes*
lol

*sharpening sabre in the event that things go unpleasantly*

Nope, Yorkshire Gold is ; D

Actually, being a man, he is the one person on here that I could hit in good
conscience. We shall see.

*thinking: please fight! please fight! please fight*

Get the fire going and help me shred!! GRRRRR!!!!

I am here (more reply boxes to utilize)

Life and death, someone seems to have a taste for the old melodrama....

*crazed*
Why would you condescend to speak to the son of your father's steward's cousin's nephew's brother's...uncle's....monkey... I forget the exact relation.

You were and still are a proud man.

So unlike your sister.

Pride, where there is a real superiority of mind, pride will always be appropriate. But do not think that well-deserved pride has been replaced by wanton vanity. I will speak to whoever I choose, and build friendships wherever friends are to be found. Why should an accident of birth give some the right to associate and others not?

I judge by behavior. That is where true gentlemen are to be found. And I wonder, since you mention dear Georgiana, when your character is measured, will you be found wanting?

Darcy, you are ever the gentleman, and I am ever the scoundrel.

Have you not seen my behavior? How I have been trailing you, to grasp from you these gentle and lively souls (some more lively than gentle) entrusted to your protection?

Do you not hate me for it? No, you are too good for that, as are the women themselves.

Your good opinion, once lost, is lost for ever. I do not beg to regain it.

You most certainly are a curiosity.

Is he being honestly brazen? Declaring himself a serpent bent on reviling these ladies, knowing full well that I will give my last breath to defend them and their honor?

Is he being sarcastic? Goading me to lash out, to make a scene that would tarnish my character and make myself an object of contempt?

Is he being repentent? Demeaning himself in punishment for past indescretions? But to what end?

Mr. Wickham, if there is one thing that I have learned from Miss Elizabeth Bennett, it is that things are not always as they first appear to be. My good opinion has since been salvaged toward persons on this very forum, and to the mutual benefit of all. Therefore I must ask,

What say you?

Are you determined that we be enemies?
Are we to make an end of ourselves right here and now?
If so, declare it; and we shall make such an end as to be worthy of songs and stories for all time.

Or would you seek something more....
You do not beg to regain my opinion, good. Beg not.

I ask instead, do you dare regain my good opinion? Like a man.

I offer you this.

Declare yourself a man here and now. Either by strength of arms or by resolve of character.

What say you?

The choice is yours.

I suggest you keep talking a whole lot like you are right now and while he is attempting to think, I'll grab him and hold a knife to his throat!!
Yes? NO?
*waits, expectantly with dagger*

Welcome back!

*surreptitiously hands "I LOVE THE CAPULETS" sticker to PIMSY to glue to
Wickham's back when 4tW isn't looking.....if it comes to that*

*grins*

Nice one. However, I don't think the sticker will be necessary. Either Wickham is completely afraid of me, or he's unable to come up with a half-decent reply to anything I have to say, which is why he's not responding..

Either I could kill him easily. which would be NO fun on my part, or I'm just going to go harass the Capulets a bit..

Let me consider this for a moment..

lol

Get the fire going and help me shred!!! GRRRRR!!!!

***
(BRAVO! Give me a minute to rethink my strategy)

I would not be your enemy.

That is your oath.

*raises sabre, thrusts it into tree next to Wickham all the way to the hilt*

*leaves and acorns fall*

And that is so you remember it.

*offers hand*

*appears in front of Wickham, dagger out*
I'm so very sorry to break up this. uh.. friendship forming little discussion you are having, but I just heard, that you have a little problem with my friend?
*eyebrow up, dangerous smile*
Would you prefer to just stand there and die quickly or are you planning on fighting
*snort* as if you would know how.

*condescending smirk*

Always glad to throw a wrench in a plan : )

Shoes?????? Leave the shoes in store

I'm buying Kellan for a day at least, how much did you say? $500 I'll take him!!! lol

That sounds like a bargain with the exchange rate from pounds to US dollars I say you have a good deal!

hey you, how are you doing?

I think so too, I haven't heard any counter offer from the shop so I am taking him home to let him ravish me *whimper* LMAO

Good morning to you

Sorry for not replying sooner I had a (gasps shock horror) break from the internet last night, how was you evening with Kellan?

mmhhh still slighlty unfocused from it. The boy knows his stuff, body is still tingling in all the right places, shame I had to leave the bed early to go to the gym. Just remembering ..... oh er I'll have to have another shower 4th one this morning RPatts smiling in sunglasses and v-neck just tipped me over.

What did you do last night? (was it what most people call the real world you went to?)

Mlle. Phoenix,

My apologies for interrupting.

I realize now how impertinent it was of me to expect you to deliver my messages to the Wolf Girls. At the time, I believed it necessary. My regiment is not so idle as Jane Austen would have the world believe, and most of my time is engaged in preparation against our enemy, though I am not permitted to speak of it. (No, PIMSY, it is NOT zombies)

Even so, this does not excuse my imposition yesterday. From now on, I shall deliver my own messages, or hire a servant.

May I be so bold as to further outline why I find you intriguing? In a word, it is because of Darcy. You laugh, but you see that I do not. I am not above admiring an enemy. Or studying him.

Darcy is a Wolf's man. And yet not entirely, for he converses with vampires. With you. Why?

This is my conjecture on the matter: I identify two categories of posts on this forum. The first are those that speak to men who cannot answer: to the half-naked statues. I pass no judgment on this. I merely note it.

There is, however, a second category of posts, to my mind, made by women who prefer to dance with a partner (or PIMSY!) who will speak and listen, lead and follow, thrust and parry.

What say you?

I see you enjoy talking behind my back! You leech-licker!

*claws out*

*glares*

Perhaps you need another cup of tea!!!!!

*looks around nervously for 4tw, this is her Q*

LOL

*runs out from courtyard, gasping for breath*
YOu called, PIMS!!!
I am here. I am so sorry, an entire contingent of Capulets started trouble, and God knows I would be banished if I caused trouble again..but I was just so.. so .. so tempted. !!!! What do you need????
*scans area for trouble!! Did I miss anything?

*squeals and jumps on 4tw's neck, hug*

Yes! You missed a lot! But nevermind that! Look who is here!!!!!!

*points at Wickham*

You arrived right on time!

He just called me a retard and a lesbian! LOL

HE SAID WHAT???????

*eyes narrow dangerously*

Stay RIGHT HERE PIMSY and TRY not to do anything stupid.

TRY!!! PLEASE!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!


*PIMSY thinks hard what NOT to do, but can't understand what 4tw meant by it*



*the anticipation of a fight gives PIMSY an adrenaline high*



*Runs around, bouncing off logs and trees*

*smacks PIMSY* Pimsy.. please.. you could get hurt..

"WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE REMOVE THE MAD BRAZILIAN PUPPY TO A SAFER AREA BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSELF?

lol

Hi Top Shoes Rule. Simple As.

Wow.. love the shoes.. but he looks weird with facial hair.. odd..lol

This pic is too cute!
Nice shoes Kellen!

As this is KOG man all I'm going to say is nice shoes!! :D lol

*thumps chest once, flashes Kappa sign, "Rob wants to have all over him, awesome girls whose names are Kim"
Tonight. Prize. Remaining Story. I swear it!!!
Gotta go.. fight happening.
LOL

How I love to be a Kim!!

Thats what you said yesterday 4TW, I was awake until 4am my time!!

Fight?? With who?

lol

Oh. Kim, I'm so so so Sorry. I was all ready and then life happened. It' not my fault you live in a different time zone and the Capulets keep popping their sorry heads into Montague territory. This time, jot be a note, and I'll let you know what the hold up is. ): I WOULD be fighting with Wickham, however.. he's ignoring me.. *smirk* Gosh, I wonder why..

lol

It's ok 4TW, I could never stay mad with you!

*mumbles obscenities about stupid time difference*

Oohh R&J *jumps around excitedly* I have always been a Montague fan myself!!

I am still waiting for my introduction to Wickham and Darcy, Ihowl has forgotten her host duties!! Plus I really want to see if Bingley arrives!! :D

lmao

That shirt looks really, really good on him! His arms are to die for! Yummy!

Still wishing for shirtless Kellan pics...*sigh*

Kellan looking so flyyyyy ;D LOVE YOU KELLAN <33!~

everyone has their own taste... theres NOTHING wrong with Rob is just prefer them more musclular... he looks like he should be in uniform...he would look good in my husbands camo....(thats bad i know)

WOW!!!!! SWEET BABY JESUS!! HOTTER THAN ROB FOR ME ANYWAYS


..............please dont hurt me...........:)

I actually agree.. Just saying..

Whoa...easy...lets not get crazy now.

LOL, obviously someone has lost their entire mind!

I know...right!

LOL!!

Love your new sneakers Kellan..and love you too!!!..your HOT!!!

*singing and dancing around*

"Hey, I put some new shoes on, And suddenly everything is right, I said, hey, I put some new shoes on and everybody's smiling, it's so inviting....Oh, short on money, but long on time, slowly strolling in the sweet sunshine, and I'm running late, and I don't need an excuse, 'cause I'm wearing my brand new shoes."

LMAO :)

See you just needed to stay here on NMM who needs a vaction :) LMAO

I know, right! Love that song...I couldn't resist.

It cheers me up no end :)

Thanks :) lol xx

Kellan, Kellan...

MUST you be so HOT?!

ok, fine if you must.
we'll just have to endure it

There he is...the only Cullen that could convince me to change sides. :]

Did anyone else think that the advert was Bellas cliff diving scene?
loll now thats obsession ;)

Nice Kellan! Let me help you lace those up. *wink*

Um....surely you mean unlace them.......lol

How else will you get the jeans off?? *wink*

LOL. Girrrrrl, you cant begin to imagine the special skillz I have...I'll get them off, in the blink of an eye. LOL

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! New news and It's Kellan!!!!!!!

Anyone heard anything on home girl???....Oh god...what's her name.....I see her face!!!! NICKI!!!

OME! Nicki....where is she at???

;-)

*looking at Lapush with doubt*

Have you missed her?? lol

Sorry :( I'm not a big fan....i hadn't even noticed she'd been gone :) lol

Don't wanna start the "rumor mill" or nothing...but I'd be willing to say she has a "bruised ego" with the whole Rob and Kristin thing....AND there HAS to be a "thing" going on.....

She's lickin her wounds man....

;-)

Hmm...

She doesn't seem like she's in the club anymore...you never see her with the others either :)

Oh well........who knows :) lol

very AWESOME kicks kellan very awesome indeed :D

I am the only person who sees anything kinky about this pic??? LOL

He looks like he inviting someone to undress him.....starting with the shoes :)

He's not my favourite.....but hell i'd still take him up on it :) lol

Oh yeah, I'd go cougar on that young man.

*MRRROOOWWWWRRRR*

He looks like he could handle it ;)

So go for it lol ;)

Why are we talking about shoes people?????

Do you not see the hot goodness that is Kellan standing there???

LOL! :)

I didn't even notice he was wearing shoes :) LOL

Kellans hottness is a given, everybody knows that surely it doesn't have to be mentioned specifically? lol

Oh right of course it does, what was I thinking momentary lapse of thought.

Kellan is hot
Kellan is hot
Kellan is hot
;-)

I'm SOOOOOOOOO lovin your avatar!!!

Mad props yo!

;-)

Nice shoes!

Ok... You guys can keep the shoes...

I'll take Kellan home with me... *evil grin*

Care to elaborate???...LMAO!

ARe you sure you want me to elaborate?
...

*wink wink*;)

Woooo :) New news :)

I'm pretty sure the site only left the last post up for so long to torture Pattz fan with the image of him kissing another woman :) lol

Don't even get me started on those pictures Nic...my world crumbled like that building yesterday!

*looks defeatedly at Roberlina flag*

oh hon

I had to calm Rob Love Doctor last night as well, she was panicking too. The thing is, he's said so many times he's terrified of ruining a girls life that I doubt he would kiss anyone in public unless is for a film or family and friends......

Fly your flag high you never know there is always a chance. x

Thanks Phoenix, you've really brightened up my mood!!!! I DO HAVE A CHANCE!!!

*Raises Roberlina flag high again*

Hey anytime!
*admires flag and ghosts back to tree to watch Darcy vs Wickham*

I was pretty damn sickening to look at after the 10th hour LOL

LOL, yeah I was starting to barf more in my mouth every time I had to come on here and it wasn't going away!

Honestly...I don't feel tortured...That little tuft of hair on his neck gave me fabulous dreams...he he

Oh yeah!!!!!

The tuft....

*gets out Pattz sexy list and adds neck tuft to it* LOL

OMG! Yes!

AND... he loves it when you tug it a little...he he..oh the wonderful noises.

Arrghhh

Scarlet....don't talk that way....

I just had a shower...i really don't want to jump straight back in again LOL

ooohhh...and in the shower...when its wet..mmmm

*sticks fingers in ears*

*squeezes eyes shut*

LALALALALALALALALA

I hear and see NOTHING :) Damn you woman :) lol

*groan*

Oh COME on, Nicky! You know it's no fun to shower alone.

LOL ;) Well the one i'm thinking of had fun ways to have a cold sgower alone :) I'll send if you like lol

ooo...please do...do you have my email addy?

You clearly have not read the fan fic i've just read then :) lol

Nope...I haven't gotten any in a while...is it good?

Looking good Mr Lutz! =)

his shoes r hot like him!!!

this! omfg he is so hot haha

OMG those shoes are AWESOMEEEE :)

am i ninth to comment?? :P

wow his shoes are hot!!!!
i wish i had a pair like that theyre all shiny nd black and yummy

i need to start saving

Oehhh they are nice!

Why would you condescend to speak to the son of your father's steward's cousin's nephew's brother's...uncle's....monkey... I forget the exact relation.

You were and still are a proud man.

So unlike your sister.

SO.... here he is after demolishing the buildings with KOG!!

LOL!

*shakes feathers off and pulls brick crumbles out of hair*

Oh! Kellan had to buy new shoes after yesterday! Taking down buildings is messy! =D New shoes is always a must after a hard days FUN work! =D

LMAO! I wonder what kind of shape KOG's in today!!

I'm never in good shape when there's Kellan news!
Esp when I am at work!

*cleans up drool puddles*

I think we will see her covered in feathers and shopping for a new headboard while talking to yet another Real Estate Agent!!

Howl, I am sorry that you felt I was calling you vain yesterday. I thought I had chosen it carefully to compliment (yet not to flatter). Oh, I feel I may spout much nonsense to the world today, but please do not pay it much attention.

I am tired, Howl. I have been carrying a burden for years, and now I sense the nearness of a bitter end to it. I wish terribly to speak of it to someone. Please, I beg of you, be kind enough to listen.

But not now. When Darcy is not lurking, I shall look again for you.

Mr Wickham please see my letter below, should you wish to speak to me, you will find me on the latest post. Thank you

Dearest Mr Darcy & Dearest Mr Wickham

First and foremost, I would be grateful if you could both accept my apologies for questioning your gender and fighting abilities. My insolent and fiery nature at times takes the best of me, causing offence to friends and acquaintances. Please forgive me.

I am writing this missive to you both, to plead for you to stop this feud you are entangled in.

I understand your alter-egos, Jane Austin’s characters, inform your conduct. Does it have to be so? Could you learn to co-exist like wolves and vampires are doing at present? Would you be willing to re-interpret a classic, in a more modern fashion? Can you be tempted?

Please Sirs, if you can find within yourselves the ability to live on this site peacefully, you will grant all the other dwellers, myself included, the ability to enjoy your wits, intellects, charms and personalities so much more fully and the possibility of building, in time, trust and great friendships.

Furthermore, this feud is endangering the wolves, some of whom I have come to consider my great friends, splitting their focus. Not to mention your stewards caught in the middle of your skirmishes. The rest of us watch your tussles, somewhat amused, for brief moments in time, soon moving on to more entertaining pursuits.

I sincerely hope you will consider my plea. If I have offended either of you with this missive, I sincerely apologise, believe me, it was never my intention to do so.

Awaiting your decision, in hope of a peaceful outcome, I bit both of you kind Gentlemen, farewell for now.

PhoenixMP3

No Problem Mr. W - I shall take it as you had intended me to.

I am honored and flattered by the compliment!

I am curious to know about this burden of your. I fear that you have mistaken the intentions of Mr. D. Though I am no Liz Bennett I can assure you that he means well and has good intentions!

He is talking to vamps.
I do not hate him, Howl.

Maybe you are no Liz Bennett to D. But surely there is someone in the real world for whom you are Liz Bennett. Am I wrong? Does he love you, and believe you are beautiful? That is what I meant by "She is most beautiful who believes herself so." If you have someone like this, then you have more than many women.

Oh, if only more real live men could see the humor and charm and strength and deep affection I see written all over these pages! There are so many beautiful women here, though some of them do not believe it.

Do you believe it?

+++
To the person behind the avatar:
I have someone in real life in whom I believe in this way. It gives her strength, and she gives me strength. I'm doing this for her.

We meet again, sir.

To what do we owe this *cringes* pleasure.....

Wickham.....is just a cad.......preying on lonely women......REVOLTING

I dare say we shall give Mr. Wickham a chance. He has proven himself a faithful commenter. If anything goes badly I will "handle" him.

*stands up abruptly, backing away from Howl*

Darcy.

I congratulate you on your good health after your recent brush with death.

*How much has Darcy heard, I wonder*

****
TO ANYBODY BEHIND THEIR AVATARS. Either I'm working on a crippled version of Disqus, and I don't really understand how Disqus works anyway! I don't think I can start a new thread. All I know how to do is press "reply". If we run out of reply boxes, somebody please start another one so we can keep this going!!!

I see Mr. Wickham is all politeness.

Though it appears that you were mistaken earlier when you said that I was
lurking. I was, in fact, away at the time. Your precious moments of my
absence perhaps have been squandered. But you know all about squandering,
Wickham, now don't you.

*knowing look*




----------
*looks past the avatar*
I am very glad to hear that you care for and adore your lady in such a way.
Pity that Austen has destined us to be enemies....though we shall of course
see how this plays out in this forum, and perhaps rewrite a few chapters.

I...I have business with the regiment. I must be going.

*begins to leave*

*stops, looks at Howl, then slowly over to Darcy*

No.

*grim smile*

I am not afraid of you, Darcy.

*looks back at Howl*

There is no reason to leave, unless of course you wish to. I will behave
civilly if you will. How many years has it been since we have talked? Just
talked. Far too many I dare say.

oh btw is lydia still having to mend others garments, to pay for your gambling debts......or is lizz and darcy still cleaning up your mess.......

LOL!!! He is amiable with everyone Mr.W, but he is a Wolf Guy too! Many a times he has risen to the occasion to defend us Wolf Girls!

Well yes, I have got my REAL LIFE Darcy too - and he thinks that I am his Liz - that is enough for me.

This forum is amazing as you said, I have made new and amazing friends here whom I would have never found if not for this site! There are many many Vamp girls here who rise to defend us Wlf girls if some outsider comes and starts riling us. So I guess we just have to wait and see how each one is!

Once again thanks for compliment!

*as Wickham again (not the person behind the avatar, who is very happy and mostly good)* ;)

The truth is, I am afraid of Darcy.
He is a far better man than I...and I... (avoids Howl's gaze) have insulted his family's honor.

I... (trembling) have lied to you, Howl. It is as Darcy says. All of it is true.

And I am a coward for running from him.

And I have betrayed the trust of my first friend here.

*after 4tw has dumped boiling tea on his head*

*Wickham uses every inch of willpower to keep from screaming*
*to 4tw:*

M-m-my...y-y-you're a f-f-feisty one!
*goes momentarily blind*
Wow!
...Another cup, please.

Sounds similar to a book I know...... Nope completely gone!!

LOL

LMAO! Fanfic Junkie! LOVE IT!

Thankyou Kim!! :D

they look so cool. I wonder if I could buy a pair or they re just too expensive

lol u can get them for like 90 bucks im gettin mine for 110 :)

thanks

Love his shoes.. He's so cute!

mhmmm!

sexy shoes, sexy shirt, sexy hair, well i reckon all around SEXY!

first?

Not... Second then! lol :D

FIRST ON KELLAN!

he's always looking good

Congrats!

Congrats! :)

congrats girly :D

YOU GO GIRL!

*** FIST BUMP ***

*** CHEST BUMP ***

Does the cabbage patch with ya

*dances with Team Perv to "all the single ladies*

*butt bump*

Yeah!

The first bit of news news after the dry spell is always special :)

You're blessed today lol

LMFAO....I would SO love to see Rob do " Single Ladies " SNL skit like Justin Timberlake did...OMG, how funny would that be!

LMFAO!!!!!

That's a great vision in my head now, he'd be hillarious.

That skit NEVER gets old!

ROFLMAO I'm in tears!

Justin Timberlake did one? Ooohhh ...

I saw J.Jonas dancing to 'Single Ladies' in a leotard.... I tell you... The HORROR! Oo
*shudders*

OME Rachael! You haven't seen it???!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBC7pilGoPc



now....picture Rob doing that!

*Jaw drops to the floor*

Ome Lord! ROTFLMAO.
Thanks for sharing... I can picture it now... *imagines Rob shaking his arse* Shake it! Shake it!

LMAO!

Is that hilarious or what? I can totally see him doing that ( or something like it )

According to Lorne Michaels ( creator & producer of SNL ) Saturday Night Live is booked for the season and RPatz will not be making an appearance. However, they are hopeful ( along with us fans ) that they can snag him for next season

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THAT!

LMAO. Rob in a leotard shakig his arse... Tempting... Very tempting... *wink wink* But I don't think he would do it. crazy fangirls start will start grabbing his arse... Imagine the headlines...

TWIFANATICS GRAB ROB'S ARSE.

Oo

Alright, flplmtree!

*High fives*

Yay! Congrats!!

Well done honey :) lol

*makes Flplm some chicken Alfredo*

*looks @ Nic from under her lashes*
Can I... can I get some peanut butter cake? Purdy Please!?!

LOL

I'm not normally a "Kellan drooling mess" but this picture is just Lush!

KOG....Do not worry, I'm only looking from a far, I promise never to touch LOL

Oh I'm ALWAYS a "kellan drooling mess"! lol

Oh how gorgeous that man is! And that scruffy face just kills me! AHH!

And I'm glad you promise never to touch! I promise NEVER to touch OR think about your man! =D

lol u can look closer but do keep the hands were me and kog can see them lol

Well i'm not normally a Kellan kind of girl either :)

But i don't promise not to touch *wink*

I just promise to leave him in the perfect condition in which i found him LOL

NIC?!?!?!
Oh I'm SOOOOO disappointed in you!
UGH!
This conversation and every future one is now officially OVER!!!

Ooops sorry.....it was the wine talking......LOL

*blushing*

Yeah yeah! Whatev! You need to lay off the wine then! haha

YUM! Love me some chicken alfredo!!!!
I'm coming to your place more often!

Yeah :) We live by the wide awake code in this house LMAO

Lots of Cookies, lots of Chicken Alfredo, lots of Unicorns LOL

If you come round you're only getting the first 2 though :)

Amen to that nic! lol... congrats on 1st FLP! :)

MmMmMm this is a REALLY good effin pic of Kellan.... *drool*

It's pretty good huh :) Even for a non-Kellan chick like me :)

There's nothin like a dirty smile LOL

*fans self*

Congrats!

YES! Love Kellan, he's a hottie McScotty!!! Love his shirt... and his shoes... but mostly what's under the shirt... :D

not as hot as Rob though... sorry!

*throws unicorn cookies all around for making first*

Happy Friday!

Yummy! Unicorn cookies! =P

congrats on first, I should have been a bit sooner checking this afternoon ah well

love the shoes Kellan!

hey hey Congrats, flplmtree! ;)

Thanks rachael! :D

Have a cookie!

*does cabbage patch*

Do those shoes allow him to leap tall buildings in a single bound?

lol those shoes are magic!! haha im so getting them
im excited this is my first post on here hehe i sent in that pic
;) im goin to jump shoes 2maro!!

and.... other things. :D

Those are some HOT sneaks on a HOT HOT man!

Damn!

LOL. Thanks! *takes cookie from flplmtree and starts nibbling on it* yum yum...

*looks up at flplmtree's avatar... Oo*
Is that Rob erm... with a unicorn??? LMAO

LMAO....

*blushes*

Oh yes, that is my Bad A$$ Edward with a Unicorn.

*wiggles eye brows*

*wiggles eye brows in return*

And what is the unicorn doing with Edward???

*yells at unicorn, "Shoo shoo gidiyap horsie! shoo shoo. GET AWAY FROM EDWARD! Shoo shoo! shoo shoo shoo! " lol

LMAO!

Oh come to me Bad A$$ Edward and Unicorn, I need you!!! LOL!!