I could make soooo many Jacob "Dog" Jokes right now. But I'm not gonna because he was awesome in the NEW MOON TRAILER!

Oh My!
He looks hot :)

AM like seeing STUFF or LIKE u CAN SEE Bagggage in SHORTS

i dont mind been on aleash if his the one grabing it!!!! what a body!!!

wait. he's bare chested yet he has a hat on like its below zero.....wth?! Bahahaha

OH.MY.GOD!!!

Sweet Jesus. I just wanna lick him...

Is it sad if the first thing I bother to look at is the dog? By the way, that dog is ADORABLE! :D

How could you not look at that gorgeous body?!
Like SERIOUSLY! AHH!

uhhhhh.........................................
*gawks*

ahhhhh kellan you look so hot. i could jux it you up my little teddy weddy.
ohh and by the way. very original name for your doggie. KOLA........ HEHEHE

Oh WoW!! How did I miss this one? Nice Kellan, nice!! I guess he figured he needed to get in on this shirtless extravaganza LOL!!

Okay Jackson, where are ya?

wow .....ummm....WOW .......shakes head to go back to the real world ......alls i can say is...............WOW ....lmao :D

Woah! Were gonna have to go look out for these dog walks sometime. He should take Ashleys dog for a walk sometime :P.

Does he goes topless often ? :D Awesome body!!! <3 the dog

Um.... all I can say is YUMMY! I think we can honestly say that the Twilight Saga cast is def. the HOTTEST SEXIEST CAST OF AN OTHER SAGA/FRANCHISE!

i agree with u 100%! YUMMY!

OMG.... enough said

HOLY WOW!!! Ummm... teddy bear? Are you TRYING to make us go crazy? Geez... wow... umm... DANG Kellan is such a hunk-a-dude... SERIOUSLY... I wanna join him in the run... what? just sayin'

Lord have mercy!!! He's something! His dog is cute too :) lol

YUMM

hey his so hott!!!!!!!!!!!

Helloooo Kellan!!!! I mean...uh...nice.

I hope you have worn you protective eye gear Kimmie!!! KOG will come with her claws out!!!

LMAO!!!

LMAO!! Yeah, I straightened up real quick! But...LOOK at that! I'm still Team Robward all the way, but...this commands attention!!

Yes!! I heard that you asked him to give you a call... How is that going on?? LOL!!

Yes this def does command attention and everything else from you guys!! LMAO!

LOL, he never calls me, typical guy!

well HELLOOOOOO KELLAN!

my monkey-man!!!
OmG he is looking like a god

He should just be naked, like, all the damn time. It should be illegal for Kellen Lutz to wear clothes. I'm gonna start a petition right now.....as soon as I regain full control of my bodily functions after looking at that photo for about 20 minutes!!!

How much do u want to bet he has nothing on under those shorts?!

OMG! Why would you do that to me?!
*Passes out in seat again*

Oh my!!! This is my dream come true. I dont need to see more!!! This is enough to last me a LOOONNNGGG time!!! Mmmmm.....Kellan.....

Oh my yowzers! Why do I find the veins in his shoulders so sexy?

after last night this is like icing on the very large cake for all us us!!!!

Twilight sweeps the award show, the hottest unkiss, hot Rob, New Moon clip....now this....I can really die happy at this point!!!

Uh LaLa

Whys he wearing shorts? i dont get it take em off its hot out!

...he can keep the hat on tho :wink:

good freaking lord. i think i just died a little... and maybe had an orgasm. now i know what i'll be dreaming about tonight

AMEN!!! I dream of Kellan!!!

Man I already had a dream about Kellan last night, but I think that this one will be more...visual...to say the least! haha

HOLY Crap! He is huge huge huge! AAA beautiful man.

Did u realize that the clothes (and shoes) Edward is wearing while saying good-bye to Bella are the same clothes he wears in Italy.... does that mean that he didn't change clothes since he saw Bella for the last time??? hahahahahahaha...... and what about the jacket? In Twilight he and the Cullens were not that much Old-fashion on the clothing department.....

Anyways I love him.....

Also I'm so glad they got rid of that God-Awful peacoat!! He looks much better now..

I can see how he would not change clothes. He was totally distraught and heartbroken remember ?..her scent was probably still on his clothes too.. and its not like he would sweat or get very dirty (Vamps are too perfect to get dirty right?). Makes sense to me.

*wicked wicked grin*
OH, KOG!!!! *waits to hear her saunter up*
I believe your boy ALSO likes mutts.
*crosses arms and smirks*
Well, I guess that takes care of that part of our little discussion*
I don't think smell will be an issue now.
*runs off to find Kellan. See ya later. HOpe I don't get to him first*
LOL

Hey, I have free tickets to convention in Atlanta if you are interested!

OOH, that's so tempting, 4tJ, however I'm not allowed in the city of Atlanta. They don't like me there after last time I went.

That was so sweet, though! (:

(you never did tell me how things went with cardboard Paul the other night..we'll have to get together and discuss details)

LOL

That's because i'm speechless, and hoarse, lol!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!

I told you it would be a screamin' good time!

Hoarse, girl??/ Now don't go on giving me ideas... I have to pay some invoices you know... Having that pic in my head won't help me a bit!!!

LOL!

ooh i like haha (;

why the hell is he not wearing a shirt but a woolen hat??
LOL

Because he can!

Yeah I know he can, but why does he bother to warm his head when he's practically naked anyway?? Twisted world.
LOL

Maybe he's wearing the hat to stay modest! I mean, he wouldn't want to be totally uncovered, you know.

*smirk*

LOL

lmao
*slaps hand to forehead*
Right! He's modest! Man, why didn't I see the obvious??

Serriously, now, Juicy.

You dont' just show ANYONE your haircut, you know.

LOL



*runs eyes over Kellan's shoulders and chest*

Good things he's being modest.

lol

Would that set any WOlf girl's heart fluttering???

*narrow eyed look at 4tw*

I surely hope it doesn't!

*hastily averts eyes and wipes tongue lines off screen*



You have to be joking if you thought that would even tempt me the tiniest bit, baby sis.



I am totally for the wolves.

Even if they do look like they should be joined by the rest of the Shrek cast.



*Ughhhh.....* shivers.

Scary is sexy. And that...that..thing... that Jake just popped into was the quickest cold shower I've had in a while.



*checks to see if HOwl is distracted by conversation....looks back at Kellan*

lol

*pointing at my eyes and at you*
Girl I have my eyes on you... No distraction for the pack girls!!

And the Shrek cast??? LOL!! Nice try at distracting - better luck next time. Unless Jake shows up in his b'day suit or heck even if he just shows up that would be enough distraction for me!!

Keep her in check howling girl! She needs to realize that she's just not good enough for the HOTNESS of Kellan!

Just stick to the dogs 4tw!
haha

Ps. I totally beat up Effing_ for the 365 HOT days of Kellan that you threw out the window! haha

No really, HOwly, that was a WOLF!!!

*looks revolted*

Um.... sexiness factor just dropped to all-time low level.



Oh, please, Howly, go ahead and track me. I think you'll see that I"m totally pro-pack.

*throws 365 HOT days of Kellan out window*

Effing_ goes to pick it up

*dang, I was going to go back for that later*



LOL

gotta love our modest men. they really look out for their fan's health.

LOL

True. I mean how love how he discreetly puts on a hat. Wouldn't want anyone to be lusting after his hair now, would we???

LOL

what a freaking LUCKY DOG!!! DAMN he's OWNER IS HOTTTTTTTT

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OKAY... as many of you may know, I am a fanfic-worm, i have sent many of you stories i found & have agreed with me that they are good... of course i have good taste LMAO j.k,

SOOO im currently reading one, its BEAUTIFUL! SO INNOCENT, its a PUPPY' LOVE/ TRUE LOVER FOREVERRRR & i couldnt waint to tell you all... but once again i cant post them here because it has some UNICORNS scenes, they are not great like the other stories but TRUST ME! THIS STORY IS BEAUTIFUL. RIGHT NOW IM IN A VERY SAD PART, & I JUST HAVE TO SHARE IT !!!

send me an email if you want to read it... leydylaura@gmail.com

for those of you who love LOTS OF UNICORN, i have another story, its really good... Ed is the boss of B .... and they get their thing On... lol


wanna read them? then send me an email, && if you havent read the other ones i sent just let me know

&& this one, DOENT HAVE UNICORNS SOO I CAN POST IT! its Edward's point of view of NEW MOON

The Dark Side of the Moon EPOV of New Moon
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4273193/1/Dark_Side...

if you decide to read it, take a look at a trailer i found
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9FMYKa_IsY&feat...

&& this is the conversation between Edward & Rose, but dont read it till DEAD MAN WALKING.... i think is 3 chapters before the end...

http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/pdf/nm_extras_ros...

KELLANONLYGIRL.... are you there? are you still alive??? do you want me to call the ambulance?? omg someone call 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah i know! they all have to be actors... cant be just regular guys.... haha

WOW...
That has to be THE BEST picture of anybody walking a dog that I have EVER seen!

*licking screen*

YUMMY

OH. MY. GOODNESS!
*quickly rings neighbors doorbell and asks to borrow dog*
I suddenly feel like walking a dog also.....
LOL

Hahaha
LMAO
Why don't any of my neighbors look like that when they walk their dogs?
Noooo...I get beerbelly just rolled out of bed guys! UGGHH!!
I need to move to LA!

Well, come with me sparkly, we can share the rent and "accidentally" bump into these people.

(Although in that area we may need to have another 3 girlfriends to make the rent payments- no problem, I always love a good party)

We'll just buy our own dog and then make routine visits to where these guys live.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, MR. Lutz- can I call you Kellan? Don't mean to keep bumping into your chest--- I mean you. Killer here just loves the hydrants in this area."

LOL

I will move with ya....and I already got a doggie!!!

So no need to buy a dog, we could spend that money on other things like binoculars and spying tools and what not

Excellent, thinking, REhab, I shall ask for contract promptly.

IF we're gonna be roomies, though, I'll have to ask you to kindly keep your fingers off my LaPush dogs. They're a bit wild and they bite. I don't really like other ppl going near them.

OK?

LOL

Oh i can handle keeping my fingers off your lapush dogs....my fingers are going to find jackson and be bust with that.....TRUST ME

lol

Well, then welcome home, Rehab

*hands copy of house keys*

As long as your fingers don't get too itchy.

LOL

(hm..Jackson? Very wicked-cute smile..) Bring him over here a lot.. not that I'll do anything *avert eyes*

**knocking @ 4thewolf's avatar**

*throwing Fruity Friendship lip gloss at 4tW*

**leaves**

*picks object up off floor*

*dawning realization that it is lip gloss*

*screams and stars jumping up and down and laughing!!!!!!*



She's stalking me again! yayayayayayayayayayyayayyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!



I'm so happy, I'm gonna go find me an alleyway or 2.



*smirk*



*twists hair up and applies lip gloss. Mmmm. Pineapple? *eyebrows up* REALLY!.. *stifles laughter* That's a rather um...bold flavor isn't it.*



*leaves house*

Sounds great...count me in!
I don't think we'll have a problem finding more roomates! I'm sure there are plenty of people here that wouldn't mind "bumping into" him, Rob, and Taylor.

I hope it won't be a problem - wolf girls and vamp girls living together. We will have to set up some ground rules.

Hmmm...now, what kind of dog to get.

LOL

Ooh, in my excitement I momentarily forgot that you like em' sparkly.

*eyes narrow*

I dont' want my house stinking now!!!

Then again, you were so generous about lending me the basis for my mermaid costume...

Hm....

We could try it.

ANd yes, I could tell you EXACTLY what kind of ..dog.. I"d like to own.

*heads to LaPush*

I prefer wild ones.

LOL

Oh yes! We definitely prefer La Push! The kind of "dogs" as these Vamps call it - are found only in La Push!!!

LOL

LOL! Maybe we'd better keep our "dogs" there, Howly, because if we bring them this way, I'm afraid other dogwalking women would hand Kellan their mutts and try to jump our dogs.
LOL

*waking up*

Mmmm *lazy grin on face* Effing?? no don't worry, we have our dogs on leash!!

She can go Eff some glitter LOL!!!

Off to um.."walk the dogs", Howl!

*wicked grin*

I'll be back tonight.

Ok, Howly are we back again??

Dogs on leashes are..yummy! But I don't mind them running wild either.

Effing does glitter AND Fur, unfortunately.

LOL

*wiping drool off the lips & rubbing the concussion*

Um we were at the rez... and you were dreaming of wide shoulders and warm...

*glassy eyed look* muscles, warm, spank... cutoffs...

*thump*

*pulling self together*

HOwl, HOwl, we have to wake up before Effing_ takes advantage of our momentary weakness and drags the "dogs" out from under us

(wait..that was meant as a figure of spee..never mind)

HOwl/?? BAby SIS!!.........*shakes Howl*

Ok, I didn't want to have to do this..

PUlls out picture of cartoony wolf and forces Howl to look at it.

There! Cold Shower in Effect just by looking at that!

*ugh!*

Specially if they are in their cut offs...!!!

*dreaming of cutoffs and leather collar*

um ahem... where was i??

*picking self up off floor and fanning with paper*

Can you keep your vivid daydreams to yourself Howl?

I'm trying to be productive he.....*dreams of being next to really really warm skin, and under huge shoulders*

....I"m sorry, little sis.. were you... speaking to me?



lol

Wow.........I mean what else is there to say?

He's gorgeous, a phenominal body AND he's a nice guy? What the frigg???
Why can't guys like Kellan be located in Florida?! UGH!

There are a bunch of hot shirtless guys in LA, but damn...Kellan is just so mouthwatering lickable. Its been a while since Ive actually studied a picture of a guy

sorry double post!

Oh tell me this is actually real and I'm not starting to imagen things..
I mean we wanted 'em all to get shirtless for so long and all of a sudden? Rob, Taylor..Kellan...This can't get any better!

He is gorgeous but wish he'd leave the hats at home, some of the time.

OT but, will someone please find out why Nikki, Rachelle and Edi were not at the MTV Awards show? Please... find... out...?

Thank you.

Thats right Rachelle, and Edi werent there either! What happened with that I wonder?

I would like to be his pooch for a day ! lol

OMG WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Had to get that out there............HUBBA HUBBA WHAT A HUNK OF LUV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

lmfaooo.... damn

my monkey man!!! :) oh my gosh he is so adorable.... so is the dog........... I cant wait for new moon to come out already! only 171 days, 11 hours, and 27 minutes!

damm if only men like that walked my dOg!!
yeeah he is sO hot

Go walk yourself! haha!
You don't need a hottie like Kellan for that!
Go back to the Taylor side!
geeze woman! haha =P

Taylor has a dog! :] Really cute! Hmm, it's hard to decide who is cuter, Taylor or his dog? LOL. I think Taylor..
http://www.celebritydogwatcher.com/2009/04/24/t...

yeah definitly hard tOo decide...but if we could only see taylor shirtlees walking his dog!1 well then it wouldn't be so hard to decide LOL

oh my HOLY EDWARD, no i mean EMMETT!!

I have FOUND my new god, move away Rob, make room for Kellan!

LOL!

ha kellan was god in the first place way before rob enven had chest hair lol

uh duh!!!!
And before he had chest hair? More like before he had ANY hair! haha

Things just getting better and better around here. How is a woman supposed to work in these conditions? First Rob last night, then shirtless Taylor, and now Kellen dogwalking in the buff? I need a Valium.

What's next?? A naked Peter Facinelli going out to get his morning paper?? God, help women everywhere....

OOOOHHHH...
Please God, let that happen!
*down on knees praying*

Then since summer is coming maybe Rob on a nude beach?

*Getting mental picture of Rob nude lying in the sand*

THUD

Yes he IS going to need a tan for Unbound Captives anyway so....

im gunna be an alcoholic by the time the movie comes out

*reaches for bottle for another swigg*

TELL ME ABOUT IT!!! i have to keep charging my iphone, dont wanna miss anythign!

**hands YouAreMyLifeNow a valium**

Here, take it with this, it will calm you down faster...

**hands you a bottle of wine**


lol

Effing are you trying to kill the girl? well can't blame you, getting rid of the competition right? you just have to be more subtle :D

**eyes rolling**

I didn't mean for her to drink the whole bottle! Geeze, I just wanted her to take a swigg...LOL

And I don't get rid of competition...if I spent my time trying to get rid of everyone else, I could never get to Pattinson, or anyone else, to have any real fun. LOL

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ****Lick Lick**** Srry Kellansonlygirl....I had to get me a lick before you came with claws out.......OMG HIS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO

speechless....
=O
DAMN! =)

Who else here wants to tug on that string on the front of his shorts, yank 'em down, just enjoy the view and possibly explore the view a little with their hands??

**looking around**
Anybody??

Oh, was I the only one that thought of that - or the only one that said it??

LOL

lol this picture is disturbing if you know what I mean XD

You're walking a VERY thin line missy! haha
You better have been the only one that though of that! Or there WILL be problems!
haha

HA!! I was wondering when you would get here!!

Um, I wasn't the only one thinking that, but definately the only one that said it - of course, that shouldn't surprise you one bit!! LOL

Ugh, it def DOESNT surprise me!
Always sticking your foot in your mouth!
And it's in your mouth because I put it there!
You don't even wanna know where my foot is! lmao!

**removing foot from mouth**

Well, thanks so much for showing Kellan how limber I am. I apprecite it! Wow, you are quite the teamplayer, who woulda thunk it?! LOL

And, no I don't know where your foot is, but be carefull cause he doggie left quite the pile around here somewhere. LOL

Limber? I don't know if that's exactly what I would call it. More like, dirty. I mean honestly, what kind off guy wants to kiss a girl with her dirty foot in their mouth? I wouldnt! It would be almost as bad as kissing one of those muts! haha *cough*4thewolf*cough*

Oh really, are you sure that wasn't your face that was mistaken as the doggie pile? Hmm you might wanna check that out! haha

LMAO
 
Nice..

Okay first, that's extremely naughty
secondly I would love to fondle his perfectly sculpted body *sigh*
If/when I see him the conversation is going to be
me: "So Kellan how's the relationship thing going? You know I don't care I'm going to fondle any way; and you are going to like it end of the story"
*Kellan runs away*
*me panting behind him*

I'm with you. Kellan is awesome......................XD XD

HUBBA HUBBA! I'm with ya Effing....YANK AWAY!

LMAO!!!

Nice name!!

..classic!

lol

LOL TY TY...but I can't take the credit it....it was TeamSpaceHeaters who suggested I change it to match my new icon

GOOOOOO TEAM PERV!

Thought that and more before I read your comment.

*hands way up in the air*

I DO! I DO!

lmao!

Thinks to herself ***MUST STAY TRUE TO ROB MUST STAY TRUE TO ROB*** what was it that he said, "enjoying the bouquet without drinking the wine" Don't read this Rob, please I had a moment of weakness :)

**winking at IRWV**

Dont worry, your secret is safe with me...I won't tell. Now, here...

**puts short string in IRWV's hand**

Just give it a tug...

LOL

Don't listen to Effing_!! don't do it! You'll regret it!
Listen to yourself! Stay true to Rob
And AWAY from my man!
haha

Now, why would she NOT want to listen to me?
I have so many good ideas that I like to share with people...I really do go out of my way to make people happy. Yep - I'm a giver. LOL

Yeah right! You're not making me very happy right now!
What do you think about that?!?!
The only thing you're giving me is a headache! lmao! =D

Here...

**shoves bottle of Tylenol in KOG's hand**

take two and go away...

I will try and make you happy another day...I have only so many good deeds in me for one day.

LOL
;)

Oh you don't want me to go away! Don't kid yourself!

Geeze you're not much of a giver! Giving me Tylenol doesnt really count when you're the reason I need it! haha

*Sigh* Maybe tomorrow you will actually do a good deed....no, prob not! lol

Oh, I am the reason for your headache...Really??
 
**thinks about it**
 
yea, I believe it...Told you I was a giver.. LOL

Oh you're just a big ole sweet heart aren't you?

*rolls eyes*

Hmm, maybe I should give you something, like a black eye for looking at Kellan.
Sounds like a good idea to me! What do you think? haha

**sigs**
 
No, no reason to get me anything...Looking at him is gift enought...Thanks for the offer though. LOL

excuse me miss that is the father of my children you are talking about!! but i completely understand why you would want to do those things to him
i love my hubby kellan for his smile but that bud is a plus ;)

Oooh, Ooohh, Oooh *Jumps with both hands in the air*
MEEEE!!!! ME!!!!!!!
Oh to be the string on those shorts!!!!!!
*Fanning self, rapidly*

This was a nice hot wakeup good morning for me!!

LMAO!!!
Nice!

you can see it right?! Tell me Im not the only one that noticed. So my boyfriend and I agreed to one freebee person. He picked Kate Dennings, I gave him that since she hot and got nice tits, and I picked Rob. Well, after we saw adventureland he wanted to add Kristen to his freebee list. (i told him no, since it is only one freebee) well now, I think I will let him add Kristen and I will add Kellan!!!!

Hahaha
LMFAO!

starting to think about takig the pic of me down and puting Kellas nice ass up instead. Ugh Hes so damn sexy. Thank you whoever took the pics of him from the back, im such an ass girl!

I was just going to say that! he has got one nice behind!

just look at this pic! http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php...

yummy.

PICK ME PICK ME!! i know how to do !! :D

Stop jumping up and down and pull the damn string already...You are holding up the line!!

LOL

LMAO!!!

*pulling the string off his short, SLOWLY down his thigh to the floor*

OH MY GOOOOOOOODDD (jaw drop)

**speechless**


2 minutes after....
**talking to Kellan**

HOLY CROW CAN I SQUEEZE IT??? YOUR FRIEND IS HOT & LONG ... PLEASEEEEEEEE

LMAO

OH BTW, MY FRIEND, EFFING, HERE WANTS TO DO THE SAME... ANYONE ELSE?

HAHA!!

What makes you think you would go before me?? Are you crazy?? LOL

because i was the one that pull it down?! lol

FINE! you can go first after all im speechless!

after those 2 minutes your time is UP! the who ever want to go next :D

Um you're BOTH wrong! Because you two aren't even in the lineup!
This showing is for me, and ONLY me!
^^^ Points to name! haha

Silly Laura....We pull the pants back up and tie them after each turn...That gives everyone a chance to pull the string and reveal all his hidden treasures. LOL

Do you think he would mind if I pet his puppy?

LMAO

Not at all Sparkly....Just make sure you pet it just the way he likes....wouldn't want you to get bitten!!
LOL

LMAO
Hmmm...I'm guessing he'd prefer
nice long firm strokes?

Probably with a slight twist as well - tugging gently....


LMAO

LMAO

Yea, tugging gently but very rapidly with a good rythym.

*rubbing antibacterial on hands*

Don't forget to ask him if it feels good..you gotta make sure you are doing it right... LOL

Yea...thank you for reminding me!

*practicing seductive voice*
"Is that how you like it baby?"

How'd that sound??

LOL

LMAO!!

I will be waiting for the call.

LOL

You guys were killing me today with these comments!! LOL

I was at work and wanted to reply soooo bad but I kept repeating...

** I love my job - can't get fired **
** I love my job - can't get fired **

They watch every thing I do and reply on some comments but I mainly just read them while working and LMOA!!

Ok, Effing, I'm offering you free tickets to the convention in Atlanta for July, I have extras, if you are interested.

good, but since he has been running, and is all sweaty...how about this:

"how is that, you dirty boy? You like that?"

what do ya think??
LOL

Oooh...you're good.

That could lead to giving that dirty boy a nice tongue bath!

Okay next time I want to seduce someone I'm calling you!!

LMAO

woow....my head is FULL of nasty thoughts because of you right know!!! OMG

that for sure is a hell of a picture :D

kellan is really really HOT!

**tongue on the floor, drool**
"...I love u, Come to butthead"

Well, my job here is done then!!

LOL

No it isn't, you have to make sure every girl in here feels the same dah!!!

so, start thinking of some more nasty picture and tells us about them!!!

***please...***

thanks Effing!! :D

Geeze, what do you think my mind is? A smutt-factory?? Am I here just to produce dirty little pictures for everyone??

LOL

*sneaks up behind Effing*
Was that a rhetorical question or did you actually want an answer?
*smirk*

Yep. actual question...

What am I? A machine or something???
. LOL

Things that are common knowledge, generally dont need to be said, aloud, not-so-personal Stalker.

Your forehead practically screams, "Free smut inside"

LOL

**quick look of jealousy flashes on my face**

**straighten features**

Well, you go ahead and advertise for a new stalker...But you and I both know that their attempts will be boring and lame compared to mine....

You just let me know when you have found a satisfactory replacement, and I will glady remove you from my list...

**eyes tearing up**

I gotta go!!

Fine!!!!

*tears dripping*

Mabye boring is..good. I need someone more dependable and willing to stalk me on a consistent basis.

*sobs*

*waves EFfing_ off *

IF you think I"m too high-maintenance, go amongst your other stalkees.

*sniffle*

I'll play the field for a replacement and then let you know.



Back tonight...but I guess it doesn't matter to you.

*wipes tears away angrily*

oh, I am the not-so-personal stalker now, huh??

How did that happen??

I couldn't reply to your pathetic stalking excuse, probably because too many of your "others" were responding to you as well.
*momentary weakness showing*
*whispers*
YOu can always knock on my avatar, you know. I'm a bit old-fashioned and I don't always make the first move.
*back to cold face*
NOt like I care though.
I'm going to put an ad out for a new stalker.

**smug smile**

Well, I will have you know that I did stalk you last night...but you were having such fun, I didn't wanna ruin it, I know how much you "hate" it when I just barge in on your conversations....

If I keep giving you lip gloss, then you will start to not appreciate it as much...

And, Yes I was with Sparkly, LTCB and Spunk Ransom last night...What about it?

The avatar-knocking road goes both ways, you know...

LOL

*leans elbows back on tables and stares straight at Effing_*

Hmm. I wonder.

"No phone calls last night. No knocking at my avatar. No random lip gloss presents. You never call anymore. You never write*

Heard you were out with Sparkly again.

*looks away nonchalantly, picking at fingernail polish*

NOt that I care or even noticed.

I'm far too busy with other possible stalkers to mourn the loss.





lol

hahaha niice!

LOL

I knew I wasn't the only one!!!

you are def not the only one! but you were the first to say it out loud! thanks! lol

oh your definatly not the only one.....

Just exactly how big around is Kellan's chest?

My God, that man is massive!

*Shivers*

Cute Dog!
Hello Kellan!!

Mr. Lutz dont look half bad ;)

poor Kellan. no one can leave u alone

OM Kellan! Fab bod! Oh and cute poochie!

how much do i LOVE kellan?! shirtless dog walking BUT with a beanie. such a nut

adding this to my shirtless kellan collection!

-moon

#57 please!!!

ooooohhhh kellan ;]

i thinkkk all the guys of twilight should just stay shirtless... all the time

yes! they should!

LOL

i love Kellan LUST i mean lutz if you girls know what i mean

Exactly what I thought :] I'd like to see more Rob and Taylor shirtless, please. LOL

please please...tayloR!
do you think also taylor walk his dog shirtless!? does he even has a dog!?
well doest really matter...but watching a shirtless taylor would be great..!!

whoaaaaaaaa baby!!

Oh my! Lots of guys walk their doggies around here but I've yet to see anybody like Kellan Lutz cross my path. This guy's muscles have muscles!!

WOW! Gawd dang..ugh. He sure is hot.

hello puppy!