Ashley Greene is just plain awesome !!! Anyone agree ?

Rob with his trademark - new way to button the shirt, one side higher than the other.

Kristen has the tee shirt knot
Robert has the mis-aligned shirt

http://www.okmagazine.com/pixandvids/gallery/14...

Is it just me or is Ashley freaking awesome? I love the part about doing anything she wants in LA and be irresponsible.

I seriously can't believe no ones commented saying "OMG ALICE SWEARS?!!?!1!!" Where was this kind of reaction when they were spotted smoking?

I dont know If anyone has posted this but There is a New Interview With Kristen Stewart about New Moon its a Good Interview

http://www.metronews.ca/toronto/Entertainment/a...

GREAT interview, thanks for sharing. I Love Kristen, she is so mature for her age and so sweet and you can tell she is VERY PASSIONATE about these books, the story and pleasing the fans.

Dunno about that... wasn't she calling the Twihards "retards" at one stage during Twilight production!!

I have never heard that! Where did that come from?

Ah she was right.

When they were making Twilight she had to pass these wild twihards every day and they'd be screaming at her what they thought she should do with the character etc etc

And she was interviewed about it and she called them retarded... I think they were! I mean the girl is a good actress with a script and a director so why they thought she'd appreciate being screamed at daily is absurd...

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/11...

Look at the comments underneath for HATRED!! I wonder how many of them love her now they've seen it!!

I can't believe she would really say that. So much of what they say is taken out of context. It is was in a video interview I may be inclinded to blieve it, but I don't see her being this hurtful. The girl does not say much and IF this were true, it would have been picked up by every news orgainzation and they would be demanding an apology.! Just saying.

ah it was all over the place at the time - google it!

Twilight wasn't what it is now, and she was speaking about a group of die hards who wouldn't leave her alone. I think she was right to say that, she had a job to do and people were making that harder... where is the hurt?

First time I am hearing of it, but from what you are saying she must have been pushed to extremes. I am not defending her, but she is a young girl with a lot of pressures and I think she has grown a lot the last few years. I think this experience has made her different and when it first started she may not have appreciated it and now she realizes the responsibility she has to it? Just a thought.

Thanks for sharing.

It doesn't matter to me if she is or is not a nice person, I just care about the acting...

You are right though that she is young, and she definately has the whole rebel thing going on... so I doubt she cares... She is the one with the gig and the big fat paycheck at the end of the day

I agree with you there.

I think she used to have the rebel thing because she was not as popular and did not have this level of celeberity. I think she realizes that there are so many that look up to her know and she takes it so much more seriously. It has also opened up new doors for her, ie; Joan Jett and she does appreciate that fact.

http://mrpattinson.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?a...

new pics of Rob leaving a NYC bar,apparently after hanging out with Eva Mendes,Elisabeth Reaser and TomStu:
http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/14836

Rob and Kristen matching again, lol. She was photographed yesterday with her plaid shirt and her is Rob with one very similar. So funny!

So you don't think that this was something I made up in my head, lol.

Popsugar made sure to report this as well.

http://www.popsugar.com/3283419

Poor Ashley, and poor Rob. I feel so sorry the whole cast. They should just be able to live reletively normal lives without being hounded wherever they go. Lol. I gotta love Ashley's language. It does sound like something Rob would say.

okay, question:
what happens when bella is on her period?!?!?!?!
AND, when he poped her cherry?!!?!?

and dont be all like "gross thats so nasty! how can you even think that"
please people its just curiosity

There is a video where Hugh Grant kicks a Pap in the groan for following him. The pap asked him what his problem was and like DUH. This is what our fravorite actors have to put up with. I hope the Twilight cast members can keep from going insane and so they don't end up hurting someone. I agree with what Hugh did, but they could end up having law suit against them. Check it out it's funny.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/10/hugh-grant-kicks-...

http://laineygossip.com/Ebola_Paris_Hilton_brea...

for the first time lainey actually made me laugh. haha run Rob run!

Dear God, miss no talent Paris Hilton is getting ready for her next victim. When are people going to stop giving her credibility. Poor guy Doug never had a chance, lol.

Speaking of poor guy, Rob can't make a move without being scrutinized. I hope people will respect his privacy because he does look like he is getting sick of the fanaticism.

http://trailbait.wordpress.com/2009/06/11/trail...

hilarious NM trailer breakdown

This made me laugh, so funny! thanks for letting us know ;-) More people should check it out!

Thanks for sharing. Very humorous!!! :-)

Girl you need a avatar!


I actually sent NM.org the press release form summit the other day about the 10 million hits on myspace from there NM trailer. I thought that was awesome! I mean we broke record! I don't know why it wasn't posted though.

Oh lovely lovely Ashley!
Adorable as always!
Love that girl, she's just perfect <3
I can almost hear the sarcasm in her voice when talking about mom and GPS chip LOL so funny

Love Ashley!


But when the Hell is Summit going to confirm Breaking Dawn? I swear if they don't do it, Is going to boycott them! Im serious LOL Every time I hear , "we are confirmed for 3 films" I get paranoid!

oh my god, iii know!!! they need to hurry up already!! but really? do they honestly think they can make ONLY 3 of the books into movies.... and just leave out the most important one??? i think summit would be thrown out of business if they even thought about that :) i would be grabbin my pitchfork and my axe and would be headin down to Summit! LOL

My pitch for is ready also carter04! DO YOU HEAR US SUMMIT? :-)

hahaha! well this is a good start, we already got 2 fans ready to take action if Summit starts going down the wrong trail!!! i think we'd be a good team :)

LMAO.... OME how did this post suddenly become about ROB taking a crap and Rob-lovers WATCHING him take it?!?! LMAO... oh my EDWARD... that's too funny!!! Of course I don't think about those things when Rob is on my mind, but I'm sure he does... he's human after all... not a vampire *sighs* haha..... my poor Robbie... my sweetie pie and all his paranoia w/ some of the crazies and some a**es of papz out there!! I'll still be around you my Rob, even when you pick your nose or fart or take a crap or whatever.... I LOVE ya!!!

Ooooh I love that picture of Ash... she's so beautiful... I'm kinda, sorta jealous of her beauty... lame, I know *hangs head in shame*

wow if you dont want people to see you get wasted then dont get wasted!!!!!!!!!!!
common sense!

Ashley is so effing pretty!!

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So...IF I "played for the other team".....I would SOOOOOOOOOOOO have this girls picture all over my walls!!!

She is just the badness! She's so frickin appealing!....

*okay, I'm fine now*.....Seriously though: WOW!

;-)

lmfao she was just being saracastic but they are right they have no privacy!!! give them a little space people!!!!

since i get nylon i will read this when i get the mag. but ashley is amazing. such an amzing actor.

Ohhhhhh Megan aye....going back on her word! huh yeah coz she knows we will go all twilightmania on her a$$... Still don't like her tho. lol

Really adorable! We love you, Ashley!

Yeah Megan Fox said that Rob was like the beatles too. She said some really nice stuff about him, so I got nothing against her. They seem to be good friends.

hey nikki,
this is off subject but......
what book did you decide on reading???

umm she gave an interview saying that rob has to deal with so much craziness exactly like the beatles. she said that she didnt mean to make the comments about him in the mag, they were about zefron. she said they met first at the GQ party and became friends. they hung out a couple of times at the la bar in thier hotel. beverly hills hotel. i dont blame rob, megan is hot.

if rob was just being a gentleman and couldn't refuse to talk to her, i forgive him .. but if he really got it on with her, god, i have nothing more to say about it except, go for a full body checkup and make sure you are safe, before you come near our kristen again!

Megan Fox is not an STD freak. She's been with her boyfriend for over 5 years and I respect her for that, even though ever guy wants her. So no she hasn't got disesases like you're infering to.

Thats stupid. I dont like Megan Fox either but she isnt a whore. She has been with ONE guy for over 5 years, Brian. The only guy she has ever hooked up with besides her boyfriend was Robert Pattinson. And this happened when both Megan and Rob werent seeing other people. Megan had broken her engagement with her boyfriend that time and Rob was in LA single. This happened before he went to Tokyo. Remember? So give them a break. Rob was single, Megan was single and shes hot. So yeah.

I thought they didn't hook up or anything?? Last i read she had just asked him for a lite because he just happened to be there at the right time.....idk the rumors are always changing like the weather.

*wipes mouth*

Sorry, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.....

she is pretty.... but at the awards i didn't like how she acted...... she seemed to think she was all that....:p:p:p:p

hey guys
OK magazine is reporting that Robert Pattinson gave an ultimatum to Kstew for breaking up with her boyfriend. I personally dont believe this but it sounds so convincing!
http://twilightforever.tumblr.com/post/12135680...

Yep, just making up lies so we'll buy the mag..........
which worked......bought that 2 days ago..........

*whispers*
along with US Weekly and Life & Style!

i hear you just bella. making up lies it does work. cuz i do the same thing i say no than waste the 2 dollars on it. but i have been good lately i haven't bought any of those mags in about three month.

No way! 3 months!

Good job!

*cheers & claps for ICAN'TWAITTILLNOVEMBER20*

OK mag liess.. and as far as the megan fox and rob hook up; i got that on teds blog on E and do not think he hooked up with her in the past..if he did; thats his buisness; he was single then...any way; OK mag lies way too much...they piss me off...

yeah teds blog is wear i heard about megan and rob

LOL ... i know the feelings... i told myself NO .. but..

LMAO!

As long as it's got his beautiful face on it, we're buyin it! ;)

beautiful face PLUS shirtless pictures........

No question to it, you buy the damn mag!!

thats so true!
i agree 100%

um..... im not to sure about this.....
i mean....... a SOURCE........ c'mon....... i hate when they do that.....
it's this kind of sources that say stuff like...... rob smells.....
well let's wait and see what happens, and not believe so many unreliable "Sources"....
:p::p

until i hear rob or kristen themselves saying that they are together or a picture gets leaked of them making out or holding hands, then ill believe this rumour.

YEP, same with me, i think that would bethe KUTEST thing... ahh wish it would be true

yea i agree! that wud be amazing!!! i want them to be together :)

uh huh, i wouldn't be a bit jealous if they did..... or if he did with somebody else......
besides what are the chances of me and him.... non lol....
deep down i still have hope haha

ahhaha
i think everyone secretly has hope :P

lol u never know what life has planned out for you

OK magazine is full of ... LIARS....

*shakes head*

They'll say anything to sell a mag. Losers.

LOL.

*runs to store to buy OK Magazine to read the article*

Ashley's so beautiful!

totally wish she were my best friend :)

OK, well I was waiting for NMM to post this, but since they are seriously slacking... here's another article about (yet another) award Twilight is winning

http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=89649...

YAY! Congrats Twilight

wow thats soooooo kool, they win an award and also they help ppl....
congrats twilight....... once more

i love this girl!!!! she is so sweet!!!

o sweet ashley..gosh she's so lovely and beautiful and down-to-earth..so happy she and kristen are friends now and get to hang out...i am just happy with the casts; and they all seem to be nice people; but have flaws also and i like that

It's just unbelievable how beautiful Ashley is! LOL.

lol wow i still love him.....

LOL Ashley's so adorable
can't wait for the whole thing!..and oh she looks fab I sooo love the other pic on nylon's site :D

oooh a new Ashley post!!! yay!

love LoVe LOVE this girl!

i feel so bad for rob :(

She is the perfect alice!!

You know what's going on Rob? Your freakin Hot and that is your gift from God so learn it live it because when

you said "Hello my name is Edward Cullen"... You had all of us at "HELLO".

Muah!!! Love ya Pattinson!!! = P

he so had me at HELLO.

No i was all over that crooked smile in the canteen... **salivates like St.Bernards dog**

me too!

lmao..omg..ur freaking funny and thats why i am loving the cullen boys too because emmett and jasper and edward (the lanky; messy bronze hair; beautiful; sexy and gorgeous intense sexy eyes) had us at hello...ahahaha

I loved that line in the movie.... his voice sounded COMPLETELY velvet.... just like it was supposed to..... I swooned, I'm not afraid to say.

*comes stomping over*
I hate to say it.. but....
*grimaces in pain*
I... I really really liked that part too. A LOT... LIke, meltingly a lot....like rewound it a million times and replayed it a lot...
*scans eyes for wolves*
Thank you. I have said what I came to say..
Let us speak no more of this... to anyone.
lol

**shouts to room**

HEY EVERYBODY....CHECK OUT 4TW'S COMMENTS...SHE IS LOVING ON PATTINSON - AGAIN!!!

**jumps up and down pointing to 4tW's comment**

ahahahahahaha!!!

*drops everything, runs and tackles EFfing_ to ground, attempting to rub her face in the dirt, while twisting her arm back*

*wicked grin*

I was waiting for you.. stalker!!! I couldn't believe you didn't come around after the lip comments, but I guess you were too busy.. but that's ok. I know how you are. You've got quite a line-up of ppl to visit.

And I"m not loving ON Pattinson... I would have glanced at anyone's eyes if they had been focused in on in all their meltingly smoldering glory like that..

*calls out*

Ignore her ppl. She has no idea what she's saying. This woman talks to herself on line, and then laughs at her own cleverness. Clearly you can see that she's not all there.

LOL

It's ok 4TW, I mean there's only so much time jacob can give everyone, remember dogs have busy schedules, they have to clean thenselves a lot which includes licking their own a**, you were bound to want a break from all that ;)

Edward is perfect, he would never do those nasty things :D

LMAO

*waiting for objects to be thrown in my immediate direction*

LOL! KIM LOL!!!

*hits Kim with a barrage of empty lip gloss containers*

*eyebrow raised, laughing*

Yah, those things hurt more than you think they would, huh? That's my secret weapon, other than my lips.

No,no, Kim.

*sigh* Vamp girls are so.. hard to explain things to.. does all the dazzling kill brain cells?

The wolves don't clean themselves. WE clean them, and by that time they've phased so it's really quite....enjoyable.. I'd prefer not to have a break from it ever, but you gotta live in the real world.

Sorry you can't understand that experience. It must be hard to miss out on the fun..

But S'ok. you just go be dazzled again..

lol

*Grins slyly at 4TW*

You would think that wouldn't you, but no!!!

I have endured the worst pain imaginable and that was having to watch and listen to all 4 of jacobs lines being spoken in twilight!

I'd prefer not to have to think of naked wolves, I tend to get nauseous when it's mentioned.

I'd rather be dazzled by a vamp than watch one of the wolves cough up an imminent hairball :D

LOL

YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! AMEN SISTAH!!!!!!!
YOU SHOW THAT STINKIN WOLF-LOVER HU'S DE BEST!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOO!!!! TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!
GO KIM!!!!!!!

*me and 4tw hav some unfinshd business**

**GRRRRRRRR!!!**
NOOOOOO, im just COLLABORATING cos dat's what new-found frendz do...SO THERE!!!!

yu are so annoying!!!...i totally luv yu dude!!!

*appears near SpankME.., grinning*
IF you have unfinished business with me, why are you sending Kim to do your dirty work. a
Afraid?
Or is it that getting too close to the wolves will send your hormones into a flurry that you won't be able to hide?
*smirk*
see ya.

I totally gettin involved in random arguments...yu neva know whats gonna hit yu...literally!!!!!!

ahh, The Sistahhood(and occasional brotherhood) of the Robert Pattinson Aprreciation Organistaion is once again at peace

NOT!!

*picks self up off floor after laughing*

*hands KIM1524 a medal*

Congratulations you momentarily stunned me with" the worst pain imaginable from having to watch and listen to all 4 of Jake's lines" line. No one but Effing_ has done that before...

*stops laughing*

And now I'm over it..
1. Jake was only given 4 lines because if he had been given more, Rob wouldn't have had a chance.. I mean he is the main character, they had to at least give him a shot while they could. Too bad that will all be over after this movie.

2. Please don't think of them.. I know the sexiness is a bit hard to handle.. vomiting is a bit extreme, usually ppl just scream, but to each her own.

3. Sweetheart, they don't cough up hairballs b/c they're not the ones doing the licking, that's um... uh.. let's just leave that topic alone.

LOL

*Glares at 4TW*

You never give in, I like it!! LOL

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and
some have greatness thrust upon 'em."

Epitome of Edward :D

I have never had to work so hard before, damn you're good 4TW!!

*looks on in slight, very slight admiration*

LOL

*hears knocking at avatar*

*looks up surprised*

*slides out from very very beautiful, wide, warm pair of shoulders*

"'Scuse me one moment"

*sees Kim standing there*

*grin*

You again???? YOu are such a glutton for punishment..

If we're just reducing things to quotations, allow me to give you a few:


In regards to Jake: "Can one desire too much of a good thing?" (eyes glaze over at thought of rainy-day-TAy)

and

"How bitter a thing it is to look at happiness through another man's eyes" .. (THat would be you, love.. I know it's hard to see so much warmth, loyalty, and love and just wish you could attain it...



And I'll leave you with a final one... *sliding back under awaiting shoulders..."I like this place and could willingly waste my time in it." LOL

(As You Like IT..)

lol

*Looks at 4TW suspiciously*

I knew you would!!

OMG!! slander!! my brain cells are in tip top condition!!

1. He is not a human man, he has 48 chromosomes, humans have 46

2. I'm not talking about the picture, i'm talking about the fact they run at 108 degrees, that must produce a lot of sweat, especially when touching them ewww, *yes you can stare in amazement at me, but you do realise it can also mean admiration, I'll take it as a compliment ;)* lol

3. I was covering up for my slip, I do not feel any loss.
Quote "O, beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the green-ey'd monster"
I believe this fits Jacob perfectly, who wouldn't not want to be as perfect as Edward

LOL

Tip-Top condition? Denial is always the first sign that there is a problem, love.

1. Extra chromosomes= extra man... yay!

2. Just because they run hot, doesn't mean they FEEL warm.. sweat is a response when your body tries to cool itself off, but if that's not a problem body doesn't need to produce it. They don't really break a sweat doing stuff that's difficult for other ppl. NOw making me sweat... I don't really have a problem with that. *wicked grin*

3. Jake would not want to be as perfect as Edward. Perfection is annoying.
Shakespeare Quote: His life was [one of loyalty]... and the elements so mixed in him that all the world might stand up and say, THIS WAS A MAN!!!"

*Gives 4TW a wink, miss me?*

To quote shakespeare back "Though this be madness, yet there is method in it" I do not give up that easy, my devotion drives me on lol

How can he be a REAL man when he is part dog??? Edward was always planning on coming back, she would have been just fine.

Well new therapist 4TW, I find myself disgusted by their hygiene, and their over accessive perspiration, they sicken me.

When I say loss, I mean indifference, they mean nothing to me.

LOL :)

OH, I truly truly did, KIm..

*grin*

And to quote Shakespeare again, "Lord what fools these mortals be...."

(that was directed at you, just to be clear.. dazzling and brain cells you know)

1. Sweetheart he can be totally man AND totally wolf, too- not just at the same time.

2. Overexcessive perspiration??? That's rain on the picture honey. *stares in amazement at Kim) YOu know? IT..falls from the sky.. sometimes called precipitation.????

3. Indifference is different than loss, which is what you said earlier.. But if they mean nothing to you,why do they appear in your nightmares? I'm not buying it.

*grin*

*Smirks at 4TW thinking it's mine now* lmao

1. I don't think so, Edward is at the front of the poster because naturally he is the star of this saga, plus it's Bella thats touching Jacob, not the other way round, she went bat sh** crazy during the months that Edward was away, so that explains that.

2. lol they are in etched in there through disgust alone, if they become something more i'm going to therapy

3. I think that's a loss I can bear, I've always preferred winter to summer :)

LOL

*surprised, looks up to see KIm*

*raises eyebrow, amused*

Are we still on this.?

To quote Shakespeare, "Thou doth protest too much." You seem awfully bent on convincing me that you don't like these wolves.. Something to hide, here Kim?

lol

Yes, Bella IS touching Jacob, see how desperately she needed a REAL man around to save her from a situation that no one could fix? If Jake hadn't been there to slog her sorry butt through her misery, there would have been nothing left for Edward when he came back. Let's hear it for Real men and Loyal friends!! *conffetti and noise*
PUts on glasses: The therapist is in the house. Tell me your true feelings about the wolves. *grin*

YOu just admitted it WAS a loss, however bearable it might be.

lol

*Places medal around neck alongside cullen family crest necklace*

Thankyou :D

1. Please! I don't think so, Rob didn't need any help and if this is Jacobs big moment then why was Edward at the front of the NM poster?? yes exactly

2. I don't think of them, the only time I see them is when Is when they star in my nightmares. *shudders at memory*

3. Ewww rather you than me, lmao, although I'm very partial to a popsicle, now those I can understand wanting to lick ;)

LOL

No problem. I'll probably steal it back from you soon. I'm a bit itchy-fingered that way, but enjoy it for now. LOL

1. Please I DO think so.. Why was Edward at the front of the NM poster? Uh, can we say serious brain lapse on the part of the artist who created it?? And Jacob's the one TOUCHING BELLA *smirk* LOL

2. Sweetheart, they say there's no such thing as bad publicity so nightmare or not, you're still dreaming of them... hm.. that means they're in your brain somehow. Let me know when you've come to terms with it and they start turning into something more for you. Hard to fight it,yes?

3. LOL. Sure, let it be me.. NOt much can beat that warm, warm skin.. Feel sorry that you're missing out. Your loss.

LOL

Yeah we all know how many tubes of lip gloss you go through with Rob..

It's ok....

say it with me: I love the Bloodsucker know as Edward..

say it.....

OUTLOUD!!! you can do it...

LMAO!!!

*cold grin*

"Raises lip gloss in right hand*

I love the bloodsucker known as Edward.....'s archnemesis, Jacob.. and Seth does something for me too."

lol

That ok? I just changed a few words.

*smirk*

You sly wolve you...

I know the Truth... the real reason SHRINES are made...

MMMmmmm?

*rolls eyes*
Yes shrines are made so we can sacrifice annoying vamp-girls upon them. Here, come a little closer. I'd like to worship now. Just stand right here, this won't hurt a bit..
*raises claws*
lol

I'm a Vamp so that means I have lots of money....Hum? I don't know

If I can sqeeze Wet Taylor in a tube of Lip Gloss... I can try..

LOL!!

Thank you SOOOOOO much! I would be greatly indebted. I am currently having issues with vampires. Sorry for the late response.

lol

YUP! any flavor you want... =P

*eyes brighten immediately*

ANY flavor I want??

OOOH! *jumps up and down*

*whispers excitedly* CAn I have Rainy-Day-Tay-Last-All-Day shine?? I heard it's really really yummy.

*peers at LCTB worriedly*

I mean, it's kind of epensive though.... But...that would be my first choice...

Surprise me...

lol

The Sisterhood of the Mermaid...

YA-YA!!

Thanks 4thewolf

(make note: buy 4thewolf more lipgloss for future missions)

*tears spring to eyes, truly touched*

You would buy lip gloss for me?

*looks at LCTB softy-eyed*

That's really sweet. It's been a while..

*looks at half-used tube*

Soooooo. Where you wanna go now? Anything you want me to help you with?

LOL

Hey 4thewolf! I'm not falling for that one... LOL!!

we're still friends right? all in good fun..

remember the good times in past missions.. = )

*sighs heavily*

Ok, I'll let you live...for now.

LOL

*wink*

Of course I can't forget our missions. The sisterhood of the Mermaid is sacred!!

lol

**slips from 4tW's grip**

**wiping dirt off my face**

...always so violent...

Anyways...I was just trying to disprove that you were a cold, domineering crab-a$$ that yells at everybody...

**pulls twig out of my hair**
...you just made that very difficult for people NOT to believe...

LOL

*pulls mulch out of Effing's collar*

You uh, missed some Effing....

Huh??

**looks at mulch**

oh, that is not from her...I was in the bushes over there with Taylor....

**points to bush with Taylor emerging while putting his pants back on**

**whispers**
...that should get the wolf pack worked up!
LOL

Cardboard delusions don't count, EFfing___
*grabs Cardboard Tay, wipes him off and chucks in car trunk*
So,, is it flplmtree that has the brain now? Because you're falling for these cutouts way too easily.
Then again, why am I stopping you when it keeps you away from the real thing...
*hands cardboard Tay back to EFFing_ *
Would you like the heating pad that usually goes with cardboard Tay? OR you're just happy the way it is?
lol

W.... WTF Effing? What the h*ll are you doing with Taylor?????

Oh.. wait, what?

*lets out a deep breath*

OK, I gotcha

YEAH! I think I just toally over heard telling someone now that he's had you, he couldn't possibly even THINK of touching any of those wolf girls!

*stops suddenly*

Oh, I"m sorry.. do I give off that impression?

*rubs dirt off knuckles, brushes off pants and shakes out hair *

*smiles*

Ok.. proceed to dispel myth of my domineering violence.

*hurt*

And I"m NOT crabby, I'm downright laughing and happy when I hit people.

*claps hand over mouth*

I meant hug people.

*grins sweetly and waves hand*

dispel away.. I'm waiting to hear a fine speech.

**thinks of 4tW just tackling me to the ground, the way she is always hitting me with blunt objects, waving daggers around in my face, bruise left on my shoulder, and how close the claws have come to breaking the skin**

**shrugs**

nah, you're on your own...

lol

*mouth falls open in shock of what's happening*

wwwwwow.... 4TW... show just a LITTLE bit of control, will ya! We all know you think Rob is hot, coming out and admitting you have a problem is 1/2 the battle....

*laughing*

NO I DO NOT think he is hot,honey.. Projecting your feelings on me will not work. I was merely speaking about his EYES..

Oh, never mind you wouldn't understand.

Who has the brain today? You or Effing_ ? Perhaps you should borrow it when you speak to me.

LOL

Oh you like him....

One day you'll slip, and you'll say it... out loud.... I happen to personally think it's the root of all your ... agressiveness.... fighting your feelings is only going to make things worse in the long run darlin'.

Upgrade to the vamps.... DO IT!

LOL

No,no. honey.. That would NOT be an upgrade..

But I dont want to hurt your feelings, so let me not say that out loud..

*surprised*

*claps hand over mouth*

I'm sorry, did I say that..

I can't believe you're saying I'm agressive (looks at bare feet and white dress while watching dove fly away)

Where would you get that idea?

ROTFL....

LMFAO.... white dress.... dove flying away....

OOoooooooh KAY!

Clearly you are having an irrational hallucination...

Irrational hallucination?

I clearly see that you have the brain now.

*claps hands*

Impressive vocabulary... say something else!

lol

HOLY FLANNEL SHIRTS 4THEWOLF IS OUT OF THE CLOSET...

LOL!!! = P

Uh....

"holy flannel shirts"??

okay, Robin...where is batman?!??!

LMAO
;)

LOL!! Dunno... filming Terminator 10...

*stomps in, arms crossed* Say what?!?! 4tw how could you?

*leans in and whispers* I was a little melty when he said "say it out loud!" in a domineering way.

*shivers & crumples over* Oh it hurts! It's burning my soul.

Back to licking my avatar.

GAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

*jumps 10 feet*

*claws spring out, defensive stance*

Um..it was..

*surprised*

Oh..you like it like that?? Hm.. I'm more of an eyes and velvety voice kind of girl..

Yes, well. so glad we had this little chat..

enjoy your avatar.

*yells*

WOLF POWER!!!

Of course I do. Who do you think took down all those trees yesterday.....oops. *glances around for Paul* You didn't hear me say that.

Err yea WOLF POWER! Woot woot!

*sneaks off, clutching chest* My soul still burns. *cries*

Geez, we must be using the same area of forest. I thought that was me..
*mutters*
That would be embarrassing.. tell you what, I'll just move a little farther off.
LOL
*gives TWP ice pack* Ice down your soul honey, it'll be ok..

*applies ice pack* Much better.

Er yea, someone should move a little farther off. So that was the extra howling I heard. I just thought Jared was getting jealous of my Paul time.

I am making up for last week.

*rubs side of face, embarrassed*

Uh,no. I"m umm. attempting to calm SEth down a bit.. It's a slow process.

I'll choose a different locale.

*averts eyes*

He gets a bit crazy.

*grin, blush*

OMG YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I"ll Say it outloud baby...........O ROB!!!!!!! KEEP GOING YOU ONE HOT SEXY MOTHER FU***R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........


BACK OFF SCANKS>>>>MY POP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't forget to spanky spank him! *hands over spare whip* this helps.

Keep your pop! I'll take my dog.

LOL

**nudges TWP**

**whispers**...you want a copy of my key for the gate?? Then you can come on over and have him say whatever the hell you want him to...

**holds out copy of gate key**

lol

LOL! *shakes head* Nooo. Paul takes care of the domineering stuff for me. I can't jump the gate anyway. Paul lost the keys to the handcuffs. *Holds hand up*

**sighs**

Here...

**throws TWP copy of Paul's handcuff keys**

I made a copy when he was over last week...

**takes in TWP's evil look**

err....uh....I gotta go...

**makes a break for the gate before TWP gets herself unlocked**

lol

*tries to unlock self* Damn it, Paul stop squirming!

Wait....*sniffs* so THAT is why he smells like vamp! Geez how did he stay over there? He didn't fursplode and chase anyone down?

*glares*

Don't do it Effing... = P

come on LTCB....you know you want a copy as well....

Think of bendy Paul and wet Jacob...

YUMMY!!

lol

Wet Jacob, Wet Jacob.. ( slaps self) WTH Effing!!

****snatches key and Bolts for it**** His mine!!!! HEHEH HAHAHA

**shouts after RR**

I HAVE OTHER COPIES!!

Geeze, all you had to do was ask...

lol

*****yells back*****

I DONT ASK, I JUST TAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO

**shouts again**

Eventually, that is gonna lead to a rape charge. LOL

Yup...serious.....

who the hell said that??
and where was it said, that I didn't see it??? WTF??
 
**shakes head, calming down**
 
nevermind...but I can tell you that I am not a moderator or DEFINATELY not trying to get anyone kicked off...

Yea but I heard rumors you were really one of the mods with another screen name trying to ban me for good.....Lol....Thats what I heard,

Shut the hell up???
 
ARe you friggin' serious????
 
you are kidding me, right??

Yea Yea...prove it.....Rob likes it when I take charge.......LMAO

Oh no.....the last time we "argued" over Pattinson, you left me hangin...I am not falling for it again!  LOL

LOL! I can't believe you went there Effing.....

What?  LOL
 
I was just sayin'.....

lol.."SAY IT OUT LOUD' @4thewolf...lmao...aww; don't be in pain to admit the sexyiness..i am sure the La Push gang will understand..lol..we will protect u and take u into the cullen house; besides; jake joins forces with us later in the end; so why does he get to have all the fun..lol....*putting hand to nose; trying hard to not inhale*..humm.. umm @4thewolfe; get away; u smell like a dog..lmao...lol....

*worriedly looks around, claws out and ready*
SHHHH.. no really, vampire_vix.. they would NOT at all understand...
*stops dead in tracks*
Oh,no! I know that you did NOT just tell me I smelled like a dog...
*wicked smirk* And I try so hard to shower afterwards as well.
Jealous??
Well, if it offends you, I will try to throw on some glitter and smell a little sweeter, but I'm afraid I'd get mistaken for a fairy..
LOL
*saunters off, laughing*

lol...@4thewolf; not the fairy comment...*being defensive*...we only sparkle in sunlight; not all the time..lol...plus sparkle=perfection..lol; but i won't tell them though; i will protect you

*grins lazily and holds handful of sharp claws up. sunlight glints off*
I believe I can take care of myself, but thanks vixen... I do appreciate so much...
Go find sparkle-me-Ken now! Wouldn't want to keep him waiting.
LOL

No worries 4TW

*pats arm*

I won't tell.

*grins*

*whispers "Thank you"
and.. and while we're keeping secrets.. I half die every time they get the rectangular shot of his eyes at the lab... it's it's sexier than sex... *confused* if that makes sense...
ok.. really going this time..
shh... bye.

YEAH
And the close up of his eyes in the bedroom watching her sleep..... an the kiss... OMFG the kiss...

*whispers a giggle*

OK see ya!

thats the "eyes on fire look"..ahaha..i swear guys; rob is the perfect edward.. they have some similarities...

edward is a loner= rob is
edward plays piano and appreciates good music= rob does; and to top it off; he sings
edward sparkles= rob does with his body and eyes if u know what i mean..lol..his whole being blinds us all with lust and he dazzles us all..lol
edward dazzles chicks= rob; need i say more?
edward eyes are beautiful and intense= rob has beautiful eyes and he has those amazing bedroom eyes; so intense too
i could go on..lol...i think even kristen embodies bella too

*screams and grips flplmtree jumping up and down like a girl about to prank call her crush*

Totally, flplmtree.. And the car look.. but still, nothing beats. the "leave you breathless shot in the lab"

Ok.. gotta run.. Effing's_ attracting attention.

LOL

*jumping up and down too*...ooo i like the look on his face when he gets out of the car and growls at those bad guys who try to attack bella...that look was sooo freaking hottt......makes me want to watch it tonight..

i also like the look on his face during the kissing scene and when he's doing a little smile when mark is asking bella for the prom and bella isn't listening....lol..

LOL, really all he had to do was walk into the cafeteria and I am like "Hello? I think my heart just ran to Forks!"

I love Ashley. Her responses cracked me up - "I might as well have a GPS chip in my skin, but no, I have the internet" - that was hilarious, yet so true. I can't even imagine what these celebrities' parents must think of all of this. What a perfect Alice :)

hahhah i agree with you :)
& i think that picture ov her is gorgeous ! she`s so beautiful .. *envies*

She looks so beautiful in these pictures =)

poor Ashley...
she`s really cute...
Бедняжка!!! Слава хороша до поры до времени....

wat was the last line?

It's russian...

I think she sayes poor guy, the fame is good for now.. or something like that...

My guess is it says "Rob is HAWT!" lol

Hehehe you would think so but no..

Бедняжка mean like poor
Слава means fame
до времени means for time being, for now...

That’s all the Russian I understand cuz it is similar to my mother tongue..

LOOOOOL IM LOVIN DE RANDOM RUSSIAN!!!!!!

let me add some french to that:

J'adore le Robert Pattinson....voulez vous couche avec moi, monsieur????

hahaah.. You should join forces with Effing and write a dirty novel:)

Have you by any chance seen this new series called True Blood?? I am just watching it and it is no directly puppy love...
The sex scene with vamps were just iuck.. no thanks mam:)

Effing??? Effing where are you??!!!! **voice echoes around desolate cave** LOL

DUDE, I HAVE AN IDEA (THAT I STOLE FROM LOLLA) :
WE SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE A DIRTY VAMPIRE NOVEL!!!
**Calls Effing again**
**No Response; only echoes of one's own voice**

Tru Blodd, huh?? Sex scenes??...Sounds interesting...
**Looks around cave for Effing one last time, then gives up**

And besides the dirty book you should get some professional help..

Your comments are cracking me up. LOL…

Is Effing asleep?

Yeah True Blood with sex scenes too many times for my taste, you should watch it:)

DUDE, CRAZY PEOPLE DONT THINK THEYRE CRAZY. CRAZY PEOPLE THINK OTHER PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!!!!

**I think Lolla's crazy**

Now now, if i need professional help EVERYBODY needz professional help becoz i am pretty damn sure that i'm not the only ob=ne with a WARPED mind in this place...

**pointedly staring at Lolla, flplmtree, Effing and RobismyRomeo**

hahaha that was not so difficult to understand even though I don’t speak French...

Lets just say you love the guy and want to make some biting marks on him:)

OH HELL YESSSS!!!!!! **starts preparing torture chamber for rpattz**

now where's my leather whip????

LMAO

No no no don’t hurt him... You have to be gentle with him as he is a vamp... just lay down and let him do his thing and bite some pillows and that stuff:)

Oh no but Edward isnt exaclty gentle is he? He demolishes a pillow with his teeth in BD....ooooh just think what he could do to me...
**drifts off into alternative CullenWorld**

Feel bad for Rob.

Ashley is so gorgeous it should be illegal.

y do u feel bad for Rob?

Because he can't fart in public without it being world wide news. He is chased down by rabid, crazy fans. It's just sad.

o yea ... it will all pass over in like 2 years haha i know i do wish he could get some privacy once in awile... I heard kellan lutz say he couldnt leave his aparment 4 a long time

hahah yea he is^^^

I love Ashley, she's amazing! And I do feel bad for Rob, Im glad he's getting a little break form the paparazzi lately. But I do miss you Rob, you can't hide forever. :)

haha i would loooooove to hear Robbie say " What the **** is going on here"
but he wouldn't ........ such a gentlemen

From what I understand he has a little potty mouth....not that that bothers me any! :)

naughty Robbie
ahh well that doesn't bother me eather..... lol

I don't think there's much he could do that would bother us! :)

haha AGREE....... :p:p:p

hahaahahah i love ashley

She seems such a lovely lady.......

congrats on the first flplmtree
Ashley is always so nice about her cast mates in interviews

Ashley seriously seems so nice, so refreshing that she's not the typical hollywood stuck up b***h!! :D

Maybe...maybe Rob and Ashley could date *gets giddy* I would totally approve of that!! She's so nice and pretty and talented and empathetic. Yes yes, he needs her over Kristen!!

**smack hand on table***

HERE, HERE!!

I agree...

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF woman....running after kim with my BBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(B***h Beating Bat) RUN SCANK RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

Kim I can hear a stampede on it's way!!!

The Robsten fans are coming for you!!! RUN LMAO

I'm already 3 blocks ahead of them!!!

Good, keep running!!!

They have unparalleled senses, absolutely lethal!!!

LOL

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGEEEE!!!!!!

GET THAT TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**runs after Kimberlina with spatula**

LMAO

Run run run, as fast as you can...you'll never catch me!!! Muahahah!!!

ha!!!!! Dats wat yu think!!!!

but i have the glorius Edward Cullen on my side and i'll jump on his back and ride him like a horse and-
OKAY, i'm totally mixing my scenarios **slap myself**
RIIIIGHT, YES, AS I WAS SAYING....I'LL GET YU IN THE END!!!! WITH THE HELP OF EDWARD!!!!!

yes he'll step out into the sunlight and blind you with the dancing colours from his diamond-like skin and you shall trip over your feet and fall face-first into a pile of crap left by the Quileute boys.

HOWS DAT??!!

Not good enough, I run with Vamps...Edward is not on your side. He's a mind reader, you see...so he knows where your mind is!! It's with your avatar pic!!!

**pauses for thought**
**changes ways of approaching**

hmm, you do actually have a point....

BUT I STILL OWN EDWRAD, AND HE'S ALL MINE I TELL YOU, ALLLL MIIIIINE!!!!!!!
**war cry**
**jumps onto Kimberlina's back and tackles her to the ground**

LMAO!! What are you going to do with Kimberlina? Cook her?

IM GONNA GIVE HER A GOOD SPANKING!!!!!

I HAVE A SPANKING FETISH!!!!!!

LOL...ummm...I don't know if I would like a spanking from you! I'll get out my wooden spoon and beat you down!

LMAO!! She's a fast runner!!

P.S Love you user name!!

**evrything freezes** LOL THANKS!!!!!

**continues to chase after Kimberlina**

Love her... cute AND nice.

Rob picks his nose?

Ewwwwwww... That's it... I'm done.....

LMAO
Rob picks his nose?
How cute!

God I love your avatar.....

*sits and stares at sparkly's avatar for the rest of the night*

Aww...thanks!
Yeah...he looks like a guy you could meet at a bar and hook up with in that picture.
And the baseball cap...He looks good in a hat...and I'm sure he looks better in nothing but a hat!
*sighs, staring dreamily at own avatar*
*snaps back to reality*
I love your avatar too flpmtree. I'd like to take a swim with him in that ocean behind him...at night...nekkid...
*thinking of isle Esme*
*feathers...headboard...*
*faints*
LOL

Well now you're just getting me all riled up! ;) LOL!
Yeah, I'm seeing ALL THAT AND MORE in my head now....

*falls off chair*

WOOPS!
Back to work! Damn.

THERE YOU ARE.

I missed all the craziness of yesterday and the moderator, searching for it trying to find the juicy stuff. LOL.

I think it's on the big huge Kristen and Taylor thread about how they rallied for a scene with Mike in it.... blah blah blah.... ;) QUIET MORNING..... I hate quiet!

LMAO :D

I would still take him....gross habits and all! :)

would it even matter???
seriously, man, he is a normal person! he must have some nasty habits, we all do.
still love him no matter what :P

lexie. it was a joke. no worries!

the rest of us twihards read the fanfics, too- inside joke! :0)

I love you, man.

*gets a Bud Light Lime out of the trunk of the car*

Here, crack a bottle with me... I just picked these up from the store.

bromance, but for girls. LOL

*twists lid off*

ahhh.. this is the life.

It's so much more widely accepted to have a girl crush than a guy crush.... it's sexy too.... we rock.

*chugs the beer*

Ah, well, dang.... I have to get the rugrats.... my precious.

I'll be back later, hopefully won't miss much.

God, I love girls who keep beer in the trunk.

Do you use the door jamb of a hotel as a bottle opener?

I do - it's a very specialized skill - not to spill a drop.

I believe I could be considered a professional. Hence, it's always good to keep me around in case of emergency!

No, but I can open one using the side of a table and my hand.

*smiles sweetly*

You'll have to show me your trick some day, we can swap talents.

Does no one get me on this thread???

LMAO.....

there really isn't anything Rob could do that would make me not be hot for him... is that clear enough?

*toothy smile*

I believe the thread should be re-named

The Gross Out Thread

How much sick are you willing to endure from your................

Rooooooobbbbbbbbbeeeerrrrrrrrttt Pattttttttttttttttttinsonnnnnnnnnnnnn?

I see a game show emgerging.........

No...nobody gets you and your wierd sense of humor....

**throws hair over shoulder**
....freak...

LMAO!!

;)

I am a freak... hmmm, maybe I should re-think my strategy.....

*puts fingers to lips, tapping*

No, I pretty much am doomed to be a freak.

*Lets out sigh for people who take comments far too seriously*

I get you flplm!!!

YES! There's my peeps!

*slows comes away from the corner she's been backed into*

See people, it's all good, fun and games... that's why we're here... fun... and games... :D

kim and i to the rescue!

*fanfare plays*

YES!!

I love the sound of trumpets :)

LOL

*Gets ready to drop kick anyone who dares to force flplm back into the corner*

I don't think there will be any more problems

LOL

OMG kim's getting Physical....YAYYYYYYYYYYYY

You girls at the coven have taught me well!!!

LOL

LMAO I SEE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH....

*wiping sweat from brow*

That was pretty close Kim. I feel much better now... wondered what the hell planet I landed on for a while there...

:)

Some people have obviously spent to long with gollum in the caves and have forgotten FUN!!

Go back to seek the ring and leave us to our jokes, geeze lmao

I hear you. And I second your thoughts.

There is nothing he could possibly do that would change my mind.

*skipping back to the gutter grinning* LMAO

Oh wait! I want to come to the gutter!!!

*trapeses after Phoenix*

Me too! I'm on my way to the gutter.

*grabs fanfic and takes off in a sprint to the land of cookies, unicorns, collars, and riding crops.

Do NOT forget the blindfolds!

LMAO! Actually, I left behind the blindfolds on purpose. I want to see him in all his glory!!

I BROUGHT THE FLUFFY HANDCUFFS!!!!!!

**giggles mischieviously**

me too me too

I want to come to the gutter too, save me a place.

*running after flpmtree and phoenix*

I would still love rob no matter what

OMG dont forget me!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm offering Rob's dirrrty underwear!!!!!

*runs, trips, gets up again and runs after flpmtree, pheonix and rpattz_dreamer-enters the gutter head-first**

LMAO

LMAO
Wow it's crowded down here in the gutter today!
*turns on flashlight*
Who brought the drinks??

It's always crowded these days.

I blame Steph Meyer for writing about such hot guys...what s a woman supposed to do with such a selection of tasty man flesh on offer?!

still looking for drinks sparkly?? here ya go... = P

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! Stay the hale away from my man's underwear woman.....***beating SMACMMP with the dirty underwear***** Say you srry, Say It NOW SCANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO

over my dead desentisied body b*tch!!!!!

**attempts to reclaim underwear**

LMAO!!

OH HELL NO!!!!!! THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET CATTY ROUND HERE GIRLS!!!!

**pulls up non-existent shirt sleeves**
**takes out eaarrings**
**gives shoe to nearest random stranger**
**hands over photo-sized Rob pic to random stranger**
**takes off clothes**

ROB IM RIGHT HERE, BABY, RIGHT HERE!!!!!!

Yeaa I know Im One....And This B***H is about to blow sky high if you dont walk away now, while you have both your legs and arms....****shaking with fury****** LMAO

o and heres your dirty underwear....MY man goes commando...So HA!!!! LMAO

hell yeah dont be shy, plenty of space here !

there's quite a lot of us down here, quite cosy, we have supplies and all, bring reading material just to pass the time while waiting for new posts.

I love the gutter, it's like home away from home, let my dirty mind loose ......

I got ya girl!
I don't care if I see the man picks his butt and smells his hand. He'll make it look sexy. Well, maybe that might be alittle too much.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*choking on my lunch*

OH NO!!!!! SOMEBODY RESCUE JUST_BELLA!!!!

if i didnt think i'd knock yu out i'd soooooooo do the hiemlick(????) manoever on yu!!!!!!!!!

oh no worries......I survived :)

Thx though.....Its the thought that counts right?

AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH YOU HAVE TOTALLY RUINED MY PERFECTESQUE IMAGE OF ROB!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

**tries to detox oneslf with topless images of Rob**

ahhh......much better

Aw, I'm sorry. *frowns*
I didn't mean to ruin your image.
*starts showing of pics of Rob at Cannes, GQ, NM poster , shirtless Rob in Italy to spankmeandcallmemrspattinson*
Does this help?

CONSIDER ME HEALED!!!!! =)

*goes back to listening to Rob saying 'Nauuugghty'

holy $#!t, jaypat. if you're going to say something this funny- but a warning up!

LOL! Next time I'll put up a warning.

LMAO!!!!!

Hello!! Just have him wash his hands...= P

LMAO!!

lol she was just joking,making a point,see? 'if he...'

i love it when you randomly show up. awesome oneliners, always!

LMAO!!! Thanks giggsy... I was gonna say something, but thought it would be funnier if I just left it... :)

*pats flpimtree95*

you don't have to defend yourself!

on a kristen thread, I jokingly said ,"Kristen ties her shirts in knots! Me too!"

and someone responded to it telling my i was a copycat and had no life. pfffffffft. dirt off the shoulder :0)

Seriously?! *scratches head*
We're all having a fun time on here.
Sheesh! Some people are just that way...
We got your back Robismyromeo.

lol. she told me to get a life. I told her to get a sense of humor. it was one of the random commenters that don't 'get us'.

but you guys rock my world!

:0)

Thanks for being hilarious with me, don't know what I'll do without all you girls!

OMG! I wish I'd seen that one... must have been the one I was warned against this morning.... People have no sense of humor sometimes....

good... and LORD...

lol, don't worry, i took care of her.

*evil grin*

ok, looking around the thread- seems to be in the clear. ring me if stuff hits the fan again!

:0)

It says if he picks his nose

I choose to believe that he doesn't I don't want to have to stop my dreaming of rob.

*crossing fingers and hoping Ashley was just thinking of a example that wasn't true*

That is the limit for me...

LMAO!!

Next thing you know, they're going to tell us he.... farts.

OMG!

ive already heard that!! twice!!

haha i know! every1 does that and they all probabley picked there noses when they were little i mean seriously!! :P


....I love ashley! :D

LOLLLL.

That was hilarious!

lol I know right a list of all the nasty stuff:

Robert picks on nose
Robert farts
Robert pukes
Robert eats boogers
Robert pooped on his pants
Robert doesn't shower (there was rumors on that before)
Geez what else Robert eating crap lol wow poor guy can't he get some privacy :)

Lol, that one made me laugh......

And look if they can put on the internet that he was "crackn it" (the butt crack) then of course they'd put on there that he was pickn his boggers too hahahahaha poor fella.

I probably shouldn't admit this, but I think of stupid stuff like this. Not about the actors, but the characters. Like what if Bella farted.. what would Edward's reaction be? LOL I'm weird, I know.. sorry. ;P

You aren't too weird, Meg1. I've thought of the same questions, but... and I hope none of you think I'm TOO disgusting, but as you're all talking about farts and poo, I'll take my chance (c; ... What happened when Bella was on her period? Did Edward have to stay completely away from her?

That's actually a good question. I had read somewhere that Stephenie herself said that Bella was too embarrassed to ask, and Edward never said anything. And that it was considered "dead" blood or something to that effect anyway. Like the body doesn't need it, so it expels it, as opposed to the blood running through her veins. I can't remember where I read that, though!

LMAO, well, he doesn't have to breath, so at least he'd be spared the smell...

hehe. True. I wonder about the most inane things. I do that with TV shows and movies, too. It's like "Come on, we aren't *always* sexy.. we fart, we burp, etc etc." lol.

This made me laugh so hard because I wonder about the same things :)

He, he me too! I always wonder why people in tv series and movies etc. never go to the toilet... Meg1 you are not weird :0)

LMAO!! i do wonder the same things!! i thought only my mind worked that way but gues not!!
=-]

NOOO

Lies, all lies!!

Don't listen to it flplm!!

*glares at whoever dares to question me*

LOL

Hopefully it's not *all* lies, or he would have spontaenously combusted by now. (farting is natural ;))

hahaha i was thinking the same thing ... i coud never poison my eyes and ears with these horrable lies of Rob picking his nose ... or farting lmao

i came up with a name from this part of twilight
It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share.
Alice Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 16, p.346

SharingLamb4Lunch

theyre so much fun to think of :-)

and one from this part
He was a fool to think you could survive alone. I’ve never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy.
Alice Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 17, p.386
Prone2LifeThreateningIdiocy (kinda long though)

and this one from
In summary, she did jump off a cliff, but she wasn’t trying to kill herself. Bella’s all about the extreme sports these days.
Alice Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 20, p.457

LaPushExtremeSporter (or something like that)


and one from
Go to your happy place, Bella. It won’t take long.
Alice Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 1, p.21

Rpatz_is_my_happy_place

wow! these are really good! tooo bad you didnt think of them before when i needed them lmao
SharingLamb4Lunch is my favorite one (and that happens to be one of my many favorite parts of Twilight) haha : P

they must not be lies if its coming from ashley! hahaha just kidding :-P

You can glare at me, I'll perfectly accept him while he's picking his nose and farting! LOL!

Woah! His farts probably smell sweet like lavender and flowers from the meadow...

LMAO!!

LOL
My thought exactly!
*pulls out Rob's fart in a jar*
*sniffffff*
Yep...lavender and flowers!
:)

No, no, no!

Cookies and Flowers!

Sheeeeeeeesh!

Hmmm...
What do unicorns smell like?
LOL

That's exactly what I thought his farts would smell like, and his craps smell like roses. LOL!

How in the world did this post turn into watching Rob take a crap and smelling his farts?

the wolf pack and I had a discussion about this a couple days ago-- said that vamp girls are so crazy we'd buy bottled farts of rob pat. My response??

DARN RIGHT WE WOULD! LMAO

We take the whole man not just parts and pieces... We can bottle that stuff up

and sell on Amazon.... It's not just Photo ID's there anymore.... LMAO!!!!

Like Freesia and...crap, what was the other scent...well, I'd better go read Twilight again.

That's one book Rob might of beening reading while taking a crap! LMAO!

LOL! Yes, that or a nice new script!!! Maybe we could run lines together while he's taking a crap!!!

I can see the headlines now: "Twi-hards invade Rob's bathroom to check his toilet habits!"

omg u guys r gross i think im going to go throw up :D

I could never glare at you Kim, you're my NMM BFF!!!

But that doesn't mean i'll go easy on anyone else, so bring it liars!!

LOL!!!

BFF????? WTF?????? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF???????????

yeah! What am I chopped liver!

Jeeeeeeeesus!

Where is the love?

Kim, who makes you pee your pants at 2am? Just remember that next time you make a new BFF!

LMAO!

*covers ears*

LALALALALALALALALA! I'm not listening!

I'll bet he spends hours in the bathroom taking a crap! LOL!!!

LMAO...Nice Kim!
*Wondering if he would let me watch*
LOL

c'mon girls lets not tarnish Robs perfectioness(??)...lets just pretend dat he REALLY is a vampire, cos then he has no xcuse to fart, pick his nose, go for a crap or whatever....yes EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!
**licks lips in attempted seductive way and ends up looking like a retarded kid licking off their ice cream moustache**

ROTFLMAO!!! I don't even know how to respond to this... LOL!!!

OMG KIM LMAO!!!

lmao!!!!!

ome! i adore that picture!

*droolz*
:)

omg you guys stop this,this is gross lmao

lol kimber started it

lmao
that is the best one today!!
seriously made me laugh.
i'm sure he must do, everybody does

he is the hottest guy i would know who would take a crap :D

Same here...I wouldn't mind watching him take a crap, LOL!!

WHAT? Robert Pattinson takes a crap? I REFUSE to believe that! Like someone said: Gods don't crap. For god's sake.

and we wonder why he is paranoid of us crazy twilighters?!?!
hahaha :-D

what the hell is wrong with you people?

Gods don't crap.

*Knocks on skull *

helllllllloooooooooo

LOL!! While picking his nose and smoking a cigarette

This is Rob answering in his accent:

What? You want to watch do what? That's alittle Saucy!

LMAO!

lol imagine when he is constipated lol i think i went a little to far with tht one hehe

See... this just confirms my thoughts already.... Rob is having a hard time adjusting to his new lifestyle.... he has to completely change his daily habbits to have a 'somewhat' normal life.

Poor Rob - i feel for you....i really really do.

I love Ashley! She is amazing!
"Rob is the next Beatle"...SO TRUE!!!

ashley is super gorgeous as ever! :D

I love her!! She's beautiful and talented... Perfection!

my friend is obseeesed with her... kinda of weird

darn...hehe congrats flplmtree

Nice that Rob has compassion from fellow cast mate. None of the jealousy thing going on here. Proving again that we love Ashley and Alice.

and further proving why team vamp is awesome. LOL.

oh no. i went there.

IM RIGHT BEHIND YA RobismyRomeo!!!!!!!

**threatening to shape shift into tarantula for any Team Jacob oppositions**

i dont think anyone is jealous of him
its too hard to live like this

first?

FIRST!

yesss, 'atta girl!

Congrats!!!

YO Kimberlina!!! You've been quiet!

I've been working *frowns* 50 hours a week puts a strain on my NMM.org addiction. I get breaks every few hours so I can control the shakes I get. I still miss every good story or fight though...

BOOO to the man!

It's hard to play catch up... sometimes I just don't even try.

I know, me too...probably why I've been quiet. It's hard to jump into a thread when it's 6 hours old! But this...this is NEW! And I'm on break!! YES! *throws fist in the air*

YES!

I knew you could do it SOMETIME today!!

Hale yeah!!

*shufflin feet, doin' the shuffle*

UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH!!!!!

High five me sistah!

congrats on first :D

Woo hoo!!
*Doin the shuffle with flplmtree and flplmtree* Wait! Huh?

LMAO!!!!

didnt u already get first lol ??????

Well, not today... :)

*giggles over enthusiastically*

Love your ICON!

which one?

OOOOH, you've got another one now! I like that one too!!!! :D

idk which one to pick....

They're ALL good!!! ;)
It won't matter!

new icon user pic!!!!!!!

High five Twi-Sistah!!

Congrats!!!

LOL...CONGRATS!!!