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New Kellan Lutz Photoshoot

by Will on June 14, 2009 · Comments

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Kellan Lutz

There’s a new gallery of photos from New Moon big hubba vampire Kellan Lutz, including some peculiar preppy-chic shots. Not sure if I like the hipster glasses on Kellan–but the new photos are still great.

Check out the rest at KellanLutzOnline.

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  • omg he's hot, not Rob's hot, but hot lol

    i loveeeeeeeeeee the nerdy pic! haha i love nerdy Kellan :D

    love his shoes in that nerdy pic :D

    practically i lovee everything in that pic HA!

    Kellan can i squeeze your friend instead of your hand??!
  • ROBSESSED43
    i agree! he can't even come close to rob!
  • Ditto! =D
  • yea come close to robs skinnyness and good hair
    kellan is his own type of perfect god!
  • i agree .....wow he is soo hot :D
  • JennaHeartsJacob
    First!!!
    Kellan takes THE wierdest pictures, but its okay cuz we all <3 him!
  • I dk when I see him in this pics he looks less buffer to me i dk why, but he is hot :)
  • LochNessieMonsters
    i think its cause we're used to seeing him in see-through wife-beaters :-D

    i wonder wat it says in his jacket? I LOVE THAT PIC!
    (and the top right one is realllllly cool too!)
  • my_stupid_shiny_volvo_owner
    i was thinking the same thing! (about what it says in his jacket) surprisingly, my first thought was not omg he looks really good (as usual lol) it was wow! cool jacket i wonder what it says
  • i_am_team_1918
    he does take werid pictures!
    and we do love him!
    more than life itself!
    the pictures of him running with his dog!!
    *so hot*
  • TeamVampWolf
    woah i dont care how weird his pictures are I DO love him.
    Can we put some shirtless Emmett scenes in NM please??
  • i knew i should have commented when i saw this but the pics are not new so ehh

    oh and if any one can pull of those glasses and still look drop dead finger licking good haha then kellan can :)
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    almost ferni! :-) #2 is good to though lol


    wow Kellan Kellan!!! HOT HOT it should be illegal to have this many hot men in 1 movie saga!
  • hahaha thnx..... i guess ur right...#2 is aiight...... i gotta type faster and not make mistakes
  • TwiAddict
    i know!!!! i look at twilight as HOT DUDE CENTRAL. i love kellan. and rob. and taylor. and EVERYONE <333333 aghhhhh *sighs*

    btw, my fav pic IS the one with the glasses!!! jesus all i have to say (as i am scrolling back up to look at the pictures) is DAYMNNN BOYYYY!!!
  • ohhhh mine too hi5
    you gotta LOOOOOOOVE the smarties
  • TwiAddict
    mmmm.... yay us!!! we can appreciate the sex appeal of glasses on a man. but mostly he's hot cuz he's effing kellan lutz. the glasses only can make him hotter! i would love to see rob with a nice pair of glasses..... the swooning i would do over THAT pic!! i have this thing for glasses lolll
  • yeah
    and you know what.... even if they're not THAT hot...... the glasses always hepl.... dnt worry i havr a thing for glasses too....
  • whereismyedward
    definitely! glasses photo is sooooooooooo fit, i'm in love with it! this is actually the first time i've thought kellan is hot hot hot, i'm more of a rob fan myself. but i LOVE seeing him dressed like this, rather than in his skin tight wifebeaters (which sometimes make him look like he just stepped out of a gay porno or a dance video for YMCA lmao!!!) but aaaaahh soooo hot here :)
  • TwiAddict
    YES! i thought i was the only one who felt alittle weirded out seeing kellan in these skimpy clothes (i mean, skimpy for a guy lol). its nice to see him upgraded to something really classy. guys who are hot, just looking BANGIN in classy clothes.

    exhibit A: rob pattinson

    yeah i get the thing about rob vs. kellan. before i couldnt appreciate anyone else cuz rob is just so damn perfect. but kellan, he creeps into my dreams every now and then lol JK
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    I am REALLY liking the one of him on the chair :-) my my those legs are wide opened! :-O
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    They certainly are! Not sure about the crotch-grabbing pose though...
  • oh_my_cullen
    Ditto! The one of Kellen on the chair, but the crotch grabbing one is odd.
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *singsong voice*

    Somebody is doing a Michael Jackson pose...

    Kellan just dont go loving young boys!!

    LOL!
  • Whitneee (aka Charlie's Angel)
    lol very nice ih2...he is looking hotter than ever in those glasses though! i might have to bump him up to a higher spot on my twiguy rank list haha
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Yes!!!!!!!! Do that Whit please???? I want Tay to go down on you Vamp girls' list

    *rubbing hand deviously* heheheh that is my plan...

    LOL!!!
  • Whitneee (aka Charlie's Angel)
    haha! sorry to say it buuuut tay will still be #2 on my list ;) just maybe now jackson fell to #5 and kellan moved up to #4 LOL
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Grrrrrrrrrrr

    *claws out*

    *advancing menacingly*

    LOL!!!
  • Whitneee (aka Charlie's Angel)
    uh i totally just pictured you "advancing menacingly"

    twas awesome. LOL
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Ha-frickin-ha!!

    LMAO... we know each other so well!!!
  • TwiAddict
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!! yes i love that jackson five pose! yes please michael jackson is NOT the way to go!! though we all know kellan won't! we won't let 'im!!
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    He looks goooood! I love every single item he's wearing. And that picture with glasses is cute, I mean he looks good with them....I'm not sure about the crotch grabbing though hahah.
    Anyway I like that he's fully dressed, it is ok to see his flawless body but sometimes when you see it too much it becomes a bit boring haha. This way it's refreshing :D
  • Nina
    agreed =)
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    still not as good as Rob though...
    **goes back to staring at topless Rob**
    yummy...
  • Nina
    haha, no...It`s pretty difficult to beat Rob =P

    but i got to say --> the twilight boys --> Yummy!
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    Its funny because before this Twilight popularity explosion, i dont think ive ever been this impatient to watch an upcoming movie...add that to the HOT actors and you've got one hell of wait to come!!

    Now i know how those harry potter fans felt...
  • Nina
    I have never been like this for a movie before either.. I feel a little stupid sometimes, but then I come on here and know I `m no alone =) so then I get more excited....It`s a bad circle.. LOL
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    NNM.org - The place where Twilighters come to share their feelings on Twilight and use quotes from Twilight in their speech because Twilight is taking over their lives...Remember...you are NOT alone!!

    LOL!!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    This won't happen again.
    That's right! Because you're not going to overreact next time.
    Because there isn't going to be a next time.
    That's not the same. I'm not risking my life.
    Neither am I.
    Werewolves consitute a risk.
    I disagree.
    I'm not negotiating this Bella.
    Neither am I.

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again.....
    LOVE THE BANTER IN ECLIPSE! ;)
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    LMAO!!!! THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE ARGUMENTS OUT OF THE WHOLE DAMN SAGA!!!!!

    LOL
    **goes off to read Eclipse. Again*
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    LMAO!! Me too! And this phone call:

    "you are in trouble, enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home."
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    OMG its like your picking my favourites from out of my MIND or something!!!

    =)
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    No one is as good as Rob haha, his shirtless pics are precious and rare...who knows when is going to be the next time we'll see him like that, ah...goes to stare at Rob's pics too ...they dazzle the most (*_*)

    I agree with Nina Twilight boys are yummy, and I'm missing new Jackson pics :D
  • Nina
    yeah... Why is there so little pics of Jackson?!? He`s fiiiiiine too, I want one!! =P
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    Isnt he on tour with his bandmates or smething?? that what i heard anyway...
  • reptio
    If Kellan Lutz wants to grab his crotch around me he can feel free to do so at any time. Any time at all. Better yet, I wonder if when his hand gets tired he'd let me take over XD I'm horrible, I know!
  • Marisa_21
    DAMN!!! kellan always looks so hot.....i cant stop staring at him
    i wish i was with him helping him grab his...u kno wat!!! LOL
    who thinks the same as me??
  • Rosewelch
    He looks absolutely amazing!!! Do you guys think he's dating Ashley?
  • Carrie
    Yeah, i do think that! They have been seen out a lot lately, but it could just be for publicity reasons for "Warriors"
    btw- does anyone know when that comes out?
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    Wow, someone is checking out his own junk...
    Kellan thinking
    *mhhh need to make sure it's still there...*
    5 min later
    *mhhh need to make sure it's still there...*
    ...
    lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL!! We need to ask KOG if it is still there!!!
  • trust me hun I know its there
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *clearing throat*

    Um, yes I think I can trust KOG on that... :-)

    LMAO!
  • Im sure she is reliable
    But just so you know I've been with kellan for 9yrs on the 23rd!! :)

    Just saying ;)
    Penny
    Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    Mhh, this is weird... a Kellan post without KOG being all over the place jumping in people's faces when they even suggest to look at him...
    You know what that means?
    *evil grin*
    *muhahahah*
    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    I'll check for her. I'm sure she'll be thrilled to know I made it my personal mission.
    *smirk*
    *goes to investigate*
    lol
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    I've been informed by text for you all to back off by KOG!!!

    She's on vacation so I'm acting on her behalf!!!

    Kellan is her man!!

    Right I think i've covered the basics :D

    Oh and why I'm here I thought I'd say hi, not that I've missed you or anything :D

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    Well, just text her right back, Kim, love and tell her I have my hands all over him so no one else will be able to get at him. She'll be so pleased! Really. I'll lick him too, to keep him clean if she wants. LOL

    Oh, and just for the record, I haven't missed you at all either..

    *hides joyously grinning face from Kim's view*

    lol
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    Her reply is closing your eyes and licking random strangers and imagining they're Kellan is not healthy, and she also says you might want to call your doctor, especially with all you're dog loving as you've bound to have come down with something!!

    Plus she's on holiday with Kellan having a great time :D lol

    *Gives 4TW a joyous grin back*

    not that this means we're friends or anything.....

    lmao
  • 4thewolf
    Thank you so much for passing along my little message. I am not licking random strangers. I choose them carefully. LOL

    And yes I have come down with something, but really it's very pleasant. Tell her to have fun with cardboard Kellan. Poor delusional girl.. What has she been loving to not know the difference between cardboard and skin.

    Hm... *thinks about this, and then decides doesn't want to know the answer*

    No, we're in no way friends at all. Not even close. Dream on.

    *quickly scribbles Kim's name next to fave. Shakespeare quotes to use at later date*

    lol
  • hey there...I like you pack sister but I'm doing a deed for my coven sister when I tell you to back the hell away from your pervy thoughts about Kellan.

    KOG is on vacation with Kellan and having fun with his popsicle as we speak...!
  • 4thewolf
    Thanks for the warning, TSH, but all in good fun.. KOG thrives on insulting me, so I have to make sure to make an appearance on Kellan posts and look him over. She would feel cheated if I didn't.

    lol
  • MrsLCullen
    "That's my monkey man" :)
  • CJean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch
    He is sooo hot!!! There is just one problem with this photo shoot, why isn't he shirtless?!?! :)
  • twilight luver 4 ever
    definatly not edward
  • nope better he is Kellan Lutz
  • My Name
    This is fourth beating my record of 18!
  • JennaHeartsJacob
    lol, i was just second on the last one...
  • My Name
    AND I was liked for the first time! What an amazing 60 seconds :-D
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    LMAO - he looks like The Proclaimers in this one!

    http://gallery.kellanlutzonline.com/displayimag...

    (For those of you who don't know who The Proclaimers are... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtWDiI)
  • Green_Twilight
    LMAO, so true
  • 1st
  • one word HOT....... nah nevermind TWO words......SUPER HOT!!!!!!!!

    het ppl, can someone help me..... i can't seem to change my pix.... ahh i've tried like 20 times......no kidding:(:(
  • well then nevermind........ i guess i was doing it right lol
    im so dumb.......
    i wasted 20 min of my life...... when all i needed was 1 or 2......
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    It's changed Ferni. Sometimes other people can see the new one but you can't. It helps if you log out of Disqus then back in.

    BTW, your new pic is HILARIOUS!! LOL
  • i did log out....... TWICE.....lol..... im not good at this... it hapened last time too.....

    ohh and yeah lol......well they are my SUPER HEROES, who can come and rescue me any day
  • CJean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch
    I love your new pic!!! It's hilarious. And the same thing happened to me. I was about to throw my computer to the wall. I just didn't understand why the pic wasn't changing. Then somebody told me it was already changed...I felt like such an idiot.
  • lol yeah i was getting so annoyed.... im deff. the worst when it comes to computers....and yeah i was looking for something that showed who i was loli fell in love with this one
  • CJean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch
    lol
    it does have a nice personal touch. I love mine, but two other people have it too, ah well...
  • yeah,that jaw is the absolute best i've ever seen.....
    thats why i was looking for one that nobody had......
  • mirushi (ROBSTEN_junkie)
    oh my.
    my heart just missed a heartbeat.

    YUM!!!
  • ♥Luvsthacoldnhotguys♥
    he is so freaking sexy!!! i love how he is comfortable to do all these poses... he is so adorable.... man, cant stop staring at those eyes! lol
  • iloverobpattz
    he is so hot, but i still love robbbb
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    Of course rob is always #1 !
  • My Name
    He is better than #1! Wait... is that possible? It is! Anything is possible when it comes to Rob!
  • lol not in the recent poll of rob v.s taylor v.s kellan in wich ofcourse Kellan won
  • My Name
    What? When? Where? Why? How? WHO? Impossible!
  • oh_my_cullen
    I know!!!!! When did this happen?
  • yup Kellan was voted Best body of them
  • My Name
    Where!
  • My Name
    Oh My Jasper! (Since you can't say OME and Jasper is the next best) I don't believe it.
  • Haha well I always knew people would fall for Kell's awesome charm ;)
    Penny
    Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®
  • My Name
    I like him just not in that kind of way. lol
  • oh_my_cullen
    Uh, Rob was only the third hottest. I demand to know who voted for this.

    Though I found that Kellen likes gummy bears. Those must be some really irritable gummy bears, LOL!
  • My Name
    You mean irritable grizzly gummy bears? Huh, how ironic.
  • oh_my_cullen
    Yeah, that's what I meant. I was just laughing too hard so I forgot to type grizzly.
  • My Name
    lol
  • Lol nice one haha
    Well people.com has A LOT of views and people following so id see a lot
    of kellan lovers voted
    Penny
    Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®
  • 5ctBauble
    i agree with that...idk...kellan just doesnt do it for me...something about him just says 'cocky' as in egotistical people! calm down with those thoughts that belong in the gutter!
  • Haleythebreakingdawnlover
    oh my god kellen lutz is soooo adorable! he makes me melt so much cuter than taylor and rob him and jasper are a tie! =] love you jaz and em!
  • lol adorable? more like handsome and fine!
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    I've said it before and I'll say it again - I'm a sucker for a hot guy in dorky glasses!
  • What's with the crotch grab? He's a little weird with the pictures, but I still love him! =D
  • the_nina
    Haha, that one caught me a little off-guard. I like it.
  • EmilyLovesEmmett
    MY MAN!! He's so sexy, it's not really fair!!
  • CullenChick
    Woaaaah.

    Just when I thought Kell couldnt get any sexier or irresistable!
    These pictures are...whats the word?... Mouthwatering!

    This man is bringing competition to Rob & Taylor.

    He sure can pull of nerdy glasses!
  • competition hunny kellan won already sorry
  • CullenChick
    Lol, Maybe in your book.

    I love him but Rob beats anyone in my opinion.
  • Well if u put it that way then in YOUR opinion he is
    Penny
    Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®
  • AmberC
    Okay i am so not complaining just pointing out that he has a thing for grabbing himself, but whatever. These are great pics i especially love the glasses always did have a thing for the nerds.
  • the fact that ur pointing it out is crazy it just means kellan is not for you :)
  • AmberC
    Yea like I said i am into nerds and he is definately not that big of a nerd. Although i do like to admire him he has one heck of a nice body.
  • just_bella#1MemberTeamLegHitch
    sure...kinda hot........

    just not as HOT as Rob!!
  • way wrong buddy

    not kinda hot kellan is fire if rob did those poses he would look like umm awkward lol
  • just_bella#1MemberTeamLegHitch
    awkward can be hot!!

    LOL
  • neev
    it sure can!
  • just_bella#1MemberTeamLegHitch
    LOL

    thank you!!
  • CullenChick
    I agree! Count me in ;)
  • TeamJake
    I like the glasses, I want a pair. :/
  • EstonianVampire
    Ditto!
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    Shame KOG is on vacation, she's missing her man!
  • -teremarie .:Sparkly.Vamp:.
    yeah lol!
  • if she really did love kellan as much as she sais she will find any way to get her kellan feed
  • Isabellem
    I like Kellan with the nerdy look, he's so cute!!!!
  • neev
    Me too! Oh, he is just amazing <3 u gotta love Kellan!
  • Green_Twilight
    AHHHHH, how are there 31 comments already? Haha
    The top left one is so funny
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    Ya gotta be quick in this game! lol
  • Green_Twilight
    When I seen it I was like "ooohhhh a new thread, maybe I'll get in the top 5" Haha, no chance ever!
  • lol i thought i was first... maybe i could've been..... but.... i typed something wrong.... so i erased it.... by the time it was right .... there it was ..... the first comment
  • RealMenGlitter
    Oh ferni when youre going for first never erase! lol

    Im sorry! Well the good thing is there is always next time!
  • lol i know... haha i completely forgot the edit button
    i guess it was the excitement too...... i was EXTATIC that i was gonna be first again on a HOTTIE post......
    this is what ima do nxt time........... htgdshtrfyhtrsuh...... no not even that.... dfs.. thats it lol
  • RealMenGlitter
    just do 1 lol

    I know when you sign on and see no comments its just the most exciting feeling its very hard not to lose control haha
  • hahaha tell me about it..... i gotta calm down nxt time..... well lets jux hope there is a NEXT time lol..... no no no... ***think positive think positive***
  • RealMenGlitter
    Oh man if youre anything like me youre on here enough that "next time" is only a question of when
  • yes i am.... in the morning nmm.org is the first thing i see.... and at night it's the last thing i see.... well besides robbiekins ***wink***
  • RealMenGlitter
    That is the best kind of day!
  • it sure is
    ohhh
    and real men DO glitter
  • RealMenGlitter
    haha id like to think so ;)
  • well you never know....
    dnt know you sometimes wonder if things like vamps warewolves... etc.... are really REAL.....lol im such a dork
  • RealMenGlitter
    If I find one ill let yah know :)
  • ok lol i'll be here..... waiting
  • emmett_freak
    love this boy.
    he's just too sexy :)
  • twilight_lover
    he is so hot!! in my opinion he is the 2nd hottest vampire in twilight... ( rob is the 1st)
  • oh_my_cullen
    Feeling the same way!
  • Carol60
    Move over Rob Pattinson...Kellan Lutz is getting my attention. He is even hot with glasses on.
  • crazyjulieta
    WOW HELLO... damn he is HOT!
  • AshleyAnne5
    Hahaha Kellan makes me laugh! I am sure he probably picked out the glasses himself! he really gets into photo shoots!
  • Carrie
    *faint*
    *recover after quite a long time*
    Cute... good looking.... handsome.... hot..... and did i mention SEXY?
    The first thing that came to mind when i saw these pics.... "Oh my damn!"
  • E_G
    WOW...SOOOO HOT!!! Hmm..Edward or Emmett? I dont know anymore... Lets just say I'm team E.
  • combat
    Oh Carlisle knows you're a poser!

    But he is so adorkable as the nerd.
  • Twi-Hardness
    One word: FINE! He is so hot... I love him!
  • Oh Kellan is defo workin those glasses and the blonde hair. Wen dear god r we gonna get a new Rob photoshoot thread lol I am in need of an RPatz fix
  • TwiMomma
    how can you just not love him!
  • hey ppl i have a question..... might be dumb..... but..... ohh well

    how come some ppl have blue names and others jux black????
    for example i have blue
    sorry but i jux had to..... it's been haunting me WAY to long lol.... no but seriously if someone knows.... dnt keep it to ur selves
  • AmberC
    Okay so i am not sure why or how but the blue names if you click thme they will take you to a website liek yours takes you to NMM.org home page and others take you to twitter and one takes you to a fan fic page.
  • wait..... are you talking about the disqus names like mine is ferni.... urs is AmberC....
    and you can't click on the names
    sorry if i make things complicated
  • AmberC
    Yes i am talking about the disqus names if they are blue click on them they will take you to a website atleast that is what they do for me
  • hmmmm...... let me give it a shot..... be right back
  • AmberC
    Like if i click on londonalozzy it will take me to a fan fic of twilight that i guess she wrote. And like I said yours takes me backt to NMM.ORG homepage
  • so since i dnt have a twitter it jux goes straight to nmm.org..... right..... why not to the other ppl
  • AmberC
    yea i don't understand it either like why it does taht but oh well mystery solved. YAY :)
  • what girl.... this mystery isn't solved.... and im gonna get to the bottom of this.....lol... nah jux kidding
    i guess some things are jux meant to be kept a secret lol
  • omg ur right....
    but i still dnt get the diff.
  • That's why I'm an Emett girl ^^ I love this hottie guy <3
  • TJ4ever
    this is where the phrase "too hot to handle" comes into play :)
  • MaxineA
    Dang! He's gorgeous!
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    well I have said it before but I'll say it again - this boy is Smoking!!! The bookish look is quite sexy.

    Work it boy!

    *looking at avatar sheepish* sorry sorry love I got carried away you are still my number one....love you I truly do!!!

    LOL
  • tneb_EJay
    TAKE iT OFF ALL THE WAY BABY ! ;] !!
    gosh boys of twilight are gorgeous !
  • mschicklet
    WTF that picture on the top left? W/ the glasses and crotch grab..... What are you DOING Kellan?!
  • covered_in_feathers
    I think the crotch grab is nice...well really, really nice!!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Something about the crotch grab pic got me too.... I think it's the glasses, gotta love a man that looks smart AND sexy. ;) I like it.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Hmm..Wonder what he is grabbing at between his legs? He looks like he may need some help...

    **goes to help Kellan**

    lol
  • just_bella#1MemberTeamLegHitch
    sure sure, go help Kellan.......


    I'll be first in line to help Rob on his next photo shoot!

    lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    I will push you out of the way for that first spot in line! I may be helping Kellan and occasionally crossing the fence for wolves, but Pattinson is where my true lust lies!! LOL ;)
  • effing be careful there girl...KOG maybe on vacation but she will be back so you might want to stick to checking Rob out!
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LOL
    While the cat is away the mice will play...
    Hmmm...I bet he could make me purrrrr.
  • haha...I'm one of KOG's spokes people while she was away and she says to back the hell away!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    We cannot take the threat seriously from you...only KOG can deliver the threat in true KOG fashion. LOL

    Tell her I said I will take good care of him while she is away, he won't be neglected at all - at least until the next Pattinson post, then he is on his own. LOL

    **goes back to taking care of Kellan**

    lol
  • you only move onto Kellan because you realise how freaky looking Rob is!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **stares in shock at TSH**

    WHAT???

    **glares at TSH**...you know, I never thought I would have to use this on you, but here you go...

    **slams fists on table**
    BLASPHEMY!!

    lol - you deserved it!
  • ROFLMFAO

    Oh its so true...KOG agrees too!

    I think thats why you keep bed hopping because deep down you can't stay faithful to that freaky face!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LMAO!!

    If I stayed in one bed, everybody would wonder what the hell is wrong with me. LOL
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LOL
    If you mean "Freaky" in a "that man is so freakin beautiful he can't be human...he must be a god" kinda way, then
    Yeah, you're right.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Nah...She knows I just keep him occupied till she gets here...She may not like it, but she knows it. LOL
  • effing the way you hop around we'll have to start treating everyone for VSTD (Vamp Sexually Transmitted Disease)
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LMAO!!

    If that wasn't so funny, I might be offended!!

    LOL
  • well we'd also have to test you for WSTD (Wolf Transmitted Disease) I've seen you checking out my avatar and seen how horny you get when Alex shows up on a post and gets all bendy!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Oooh...bendy Alex!!

    ** eyes glaze over **

    yummy... he is one pretzel i will gladly lick the salt off of!! lol
  • see what I mean...

    *jabs effing with an injection to take a blood test*

    I'll get back to you with the results in 1-2 hours!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **rubs chest from puncture wound**

    OUCH!! Dammit...a little warning would have been nice!

    Geeze...

    **whispers in TSH's ear**
    ..put a rush on it, will ya?! lol
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LMAO
    *hands Effing a band-aid*
    Come on, take one for the team.
    We are all sharing Rob...you wouldn't want anyone else to get a VSTD or a WSTD, would you?
    *bedroom lusty eyes staring at TSH's Tay avatar*
    Oh crap...do you think I have it?
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    you have been hanging with me and jump the fence almost as much as me...probably.
     
    **turns to shout at TSH**
     
    Hey! We need another testing kit!!
     
    lol
  • JoUK
    VSTD!
    LOL!
    Thats hilarious!
    I think I might also need to be tested! LOL!
  • its that Effing...hopping about from one vamp to the next and then mixing it up with some wolves....she's trying to knock us all out!!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Hey...It's better than contracting rabies.

    LOL

    She shoots...she SCORES!!! =0)
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    Hey Effing! Do you still have that Jane Dough email address or is it
    different now? I need to forward something to you.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    I still have it...
     
    forward away!
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    Okey dokey...I sent it.
    It''s not Twilight related but it made me think of you...I had to share it.
    LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    oh god....I can't wait! LOL
     
    feel free to send me whatever you like...you know I love ya, Sparkly!
  • covered_in_feathers
    I can only imagine what he is grabbing.
    I would be more than happy to lend a hand or 2..lol!!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Morning Effing! I had a dream on Sat night with Kellan!! We made out and he showed me his huge popsicle! LOL I woke up in such a good mood after that!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Morning, Patience!!
     
    OMG!! That dream sounds AWESOME!!
     
    So far, I have only dreamed of Pattinson...**sigh**..my unconscious mind must not be as diverse as my conscious one. LOL
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    I had a dream once that I was Bella, and Rob was Edward. Best dream ever.

    *sighs*

    Bella is super annoying, I'd make a MUCH better one!

    LMAO
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Uuuuuu! You have??*eyebrow raised*

    How was THAT dream?
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Um..

    **looks around, sees moderator watching in distance**

    err, can't really go into it now. But, let's just say it involved nudity, strange positions, handcuffs, choclate syrup, and lots of unicorns.... You know, my typical Pattinson dreams...

    LOL
  • EdwardsLullaby
    sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    i kindof love him

    haha :]
  • JCullen1901
    YES.

    EDWARD AND ROB ARE BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DX

    LOL
  • JCullen1901
    yeah, effing can grab his hair, JB can grab his hands, and I can grab his.........

    nevermind, if this post isn't about rob, i don't CARE.

    ROBERT IS BETTER!!!!!! DX grrrr.......

    but, holy cullen, Kellen is just so dang HOT!

    The irony? I just got those same shoes on Saturday!!! XD

    LOL
  • JCullen1901
    GOD Kellan has a body!!!!!!!!!

    But if only ha had that......"V" shape that Rob has.....

    Oh well, either way, Rob is still HOTTER!!!!! XD
  • JoUK
    Well HEEELLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO Mr. Lutz!

    Must admit with entire Cast of the Twilight films being so DAMN HOT I have missed the HOTNESS that is Kellan!

    I WONT be making tha mistake again!
  • krazy4kellan
    omg. I so did not see that we both said the same thing. haha
  • JoUK
    LOL!
    That usually happens to me too!
    Il post something that I think is really clever/original/funny in all my excitment and then actually read the previous posts and realise it just looks like Iv copied what someone else has already put!
  • krazy4kellan
    ahhhahaha
    exactly!

    but it is honestly, the first thing that popped into my head. lol
  • krazy4kellan
    well.. Hello there, Mr. Lutz.

    I think I LOVE the glasses.

    But ya know.. being the Kellan gal that I am, can't say there as been too many pics of him I don't like ;)
  • covered_in_feathers
    Wow!! He is so freakin HOT!!
    *thinks about wrestling with a grizzly bear*
    I wonder if he needs an extra hand..lol!!
  • smvgrey
    whats with the tippy toe thing? lol
  • Twilightlover
    wtf is KOG when she need to see her man?!??!
  • iloveyouuedward
    hhhhhhhe is soo hotttttttt
    not as hoot as rob or edward
    but hooter then jacob or taylor
    SORRY TEAAM JACOB GIRLS ;)
  • AshleyAnne5
    he should knot his shirts like Kristen... haha just kidding, I would be worried if he did that, not that I would complain because he has some amazing abs!
  • deej
    Rob's votes are keep decreasing on Vanity Fair. Before it was 60% now its 51%.

    Go vote
    http://www.vanityfair.com/online/style/2009/06/...
  • EstonianVampire
    Once it was 64% now it's going down, nooo.. :(
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    LOL, yeah, better watch out, that "Nacho Figureras" is right behind him with a whopping 14%! YIKES! LMAO!
  • EstonianVampire
    Yikessss. I don't get why Nacho has 14%, I don't see why people think he is super handsome, and, how could he beat people like Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp (etc)?! LOL.
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Yeah me either, I really don't get much of them at all... in fact, these polls seem useless, they will always end up the same... Rob wins, done. Game over.... why do they waste their time? ;)
  • EstonianVampire
    Exactly :)
  • Kimoppi
    I don't know why... but a man in really stupid nerdy glasses is wicked sexy!
  • MrsSpunkRansom
    All I gotta say is : "dayyumm!" ;)
  • AmyAmyAmy
    Has anyone else heard about the Twilight Cruise? I heard about it on the radio at the gym this morning. They said that Kellen and Ashley would be on the cruise as well. Here is a website... http://www.twilightfanscruise.com/
  • Mare
    K... i kno kellan is gorgeous but imagine if Rob was doing these pic....HOLY COW... NOW DAT'S HAWT!
  • EmmetTHEteddybear
    damnnn.

    take it off!

    i love his poses, n he def rock them glasses.
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Woa teddy bear!!! I'm lovin' the pictures... woooo mommaaaaa!!!! KOG is missing, huh? *Notices all the posters going Kellan-crazy* Uh uh KOG... RUN, girl... RUN... your man is being harassed... by all of US... lol!! Ahhh that teddy bear is one hunk-a-dude and I'll keep saying that forever and ever... I love the nerdy pix... umm... really... yea...
  • latinachica08
    Hey sexy, love the pictures how about taking it all off.
  • i_<3_rob/taylor/jackson
    ahaha
    i agree..come on kellan give us a little somethin we dont bite
    oh man why must he do this to us ..we have so many sexy guys in the twilight saga (rob,taylor,jackson,peter,and kellan has to do this)
  • Team_14_Days_Till_Edward
    HOLY SH*T

    What kinda of place is this??!!

    *almost faints*

    I have to choose between Team Kellan, Team Rob or Team Taylor??

    What kinda of place makes you choose between these cute, buff, hot guys??? lol

    I just might have to sue you!!!! lmao
  • Team Edward forever? Isn't that the only team?

    *falls on the floor*

    Surely there is no other....
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    i can't think of any other team!

    *yawns*

    A.A.E- good morning!

    *shifts up and down site*

    did i miss anything good? besides my darling Rob, of course?
  • Its 4 in the afternoon here

    *offers RismyR some leftover branflakes*
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    4 PM? you must not be stateside, LOL.

    mmm.. branflakes

    *takes bowl, chomps away*

    we need to start some sort of list, like "you know you're addicted to NMM.org WHEN..."

    1. you are on a three day vacation and you are worried about all the news and funny threads you are missing out on..
  • 2. you rush home from dinner with friends because you suspect there may be a new Rob post...!
  • 3. You cannot concentrate on what your husband is saying at dinner because out of the corner of your eye you see a Disqus email pop up in your gmail!!!
  • !!
  • Team_14_Days_Till_Edward
    Yeah, your right.......

    But it's hard to remain a fan between the Werewolves and the Vampires, Ya know?
  • Thats where I count myself lucky! I only feel like a creepy old lady when I ogle Jacob Black, and the other vampires don't really catch my eye.

    So I only lose sleep over RP... which is never a bad thing...
    *goes straight to bed*

    Oooo de lally!
  • pamloves
    if you go to jackson rahbone's website there is a video on there with him in his boxers from master card go and watch it. he mentioned this commercial when he was interviewed by the news station in pennslyvania. here is the url
    http://jackson-rathbone.com/
  • Hard_N_Sparkly
    LOL i just saw it's soo cute but i could hardly tell that it was him.
  • Nicole
    No matter what Kellan looks awesome! He is the perfect Emmette! Although I kind of thought of him as a little buffer!
  • Hannah
    ahhh. so i've met him twice and i can testify that his abs are deff. real. =)
  • JTS-Team Swiss Sexy Beast
    oh the hotness that is the LUTZ...

    Kellan does do weird poses in a lot of his shoots; but they fit his personality! totally lovable & goofball @ the same time
  • LaPushbabyLaPush
    Check Kellan out grabbin' his junk!!!

    He's infatuated with his business yo!....I've seen quite a few photos of him cuppin' his shlong....HAHA! He's got the Michael Jackson fetish goin on.....

    And I"m sure there are a FEW of you out there that would love to replace his hand with yours..... ;-) All you crazy "Emmett" lovers out there!!!!

    Ain't nothin' but a "g" thing baby.........!!! LOL!!!
  • sarclark
    omg he is soooo hott! love it! :)
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    HOLA NERD-MIGOS!

    Man! Looks like I missed out on a lot today.

    By the way...hugs to all the people who compiled the fanfic list.

    I am LAAAHOVING IT!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    I LOVE the PeeWee's-Big-Adventure-La-Bamba-crotch-grab shot!

    Much Props Kellan!
  • TheStupidLamb
    I dont like the whole glasses and grabbin the crotch thing, but the rest were cute.
  • livetwilight
    he looks HOT in all these pictures except the first one on the left. They could have taken way better pictures than that because Kellan is cute and has a hot body.
  • OsKaR1595
    why is kellan lutz always touching his balls in his pics?
  • nikki13
    I love mondays....
    I seriously love mondays
  • They are some odd pictures but he looks amazing! I really hope he will be at Comic-Con....a total drool-worthy babe.
  • ChupaChupsTeam
    Teddyyyy Bear ^^^ i just love him :)
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    oh God, WOW!!!! he doesnt actually look bad :)
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    i have been online since 9AM UK Time....i clearly have issues.

    LOL
  • Nina
    Dont worry....we all do..........

    lol
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    Well hi there!!
    yes, i supoose you do have a point...how long have you been on??
  • Nina
    Today is not so bad actually.. 1 hour maybe =)
    But other days... *blushes*
    We all got a problem... LOL
  • nikki13
    Yes your not alone...
    I am from switzerland online since 6AM (well actually working:-))
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    6am??!!!!!!!! even i'm not awake at that time!! that is crazy!!!

    but then again, work is so inconvenient...
    *mutters to self**
    6AM??!!! WOW, i MUST beat that time*
  • kewl but want more shirtless pix
  • tia_jb10 (Team Wet&Shirtless)
    love him i love the first pic with the glasses it makes him look even hotter but not as hott as taylor, rob and alex shirtless but ya still gotta love him hes on my top 5
    1.taylor
    2.rob
    3.alex
    4.kellen
    5.peter[just cuz hes the best person ever]
  • mirushi (ROBSTEN_junkie)
    But why he so white in this photoshoot??
  • NessieandJacobforever
    Uh, he's a vampire!!!! Duh!!! Just kidding, just kidding!!!!! :) lol.
  • He's so freaking hot! Even with glasses ;]
  • Dutchie (Rob sets me on fire)
    I bet he's the only one who can pull off the geeky glasses....
  • kellans_girl
    omfg he works it all, he is so sexy, i dont know how people even say rob is hotter ugh!!

    kellan is so damn sexy he has it all looks body etc wow he is so mine!!
  • sexy guy
  • Katya
    WOWZA'. Catherine Hardwicke sure knows how to pick 'em! Gorgeous, Kellan.
  • suitejuju
    This photoshoot is too metro for my taste.
  • Nessie&JacobForever
    Wow. . . He's a little weird. . . . LOL!!!! But he's sorta cute, I guess.
  • abigailjune
    I love that "nerdy" picture of him.... it's amazing!
  • RobertBABYYY
    I just want to take this guy home!!!!! G.O.R.G.E.O.U.S!! mmm.

    (:
  • OOOOKAY! Kellan is hot hands down. Although, we all agreed to that long before. HAHAH. Which picture is the best? That rock and roll nerd picture! :D
  • babyshaq
    eh. ma. gawd. can u say "gorgeous"? kellan lutz is a sexy beast, hands down
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