What I can say is very nice and helpful as well as informative post...really help me very much more!! Thanks..
Cheers,
Gof Putting

Hell when I think I'm getting a grip ..... something like this interview comes up and I loose it alltogether

he is just ....... mmmmrrrhhhh

HOT!!!!!!!!!!

think pic looks better than it did this morning! LOL

Very hot. Hmm...*nasty thoughts resurfce* Oh no.
Here is a funny video of Peter Facinelli betting against Robert DeFranco.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8apRZMhvck
If you don't have a twitter get one. :)

He is just sooo freaking sexy... and hot... I love u rob.

*Swoons*
OME... my ROB!! WOW... I never get tired of Rob, NEVER EVER!! Aww he looks so damn HOT and sexy and adorable and kissable and hugable and... and... and... wow the list could go on and on till infinity!!!
I LOVE that first picture... OME he looks... dang it... I fail the words to describe Rob... there are simply NO exact words to describe my sweetie pie *sighs*

O.K. guys, I'm not sure where to post this, so I'll do it here....
TRANSLATION OF THE JAPANESE INTERVIEW
(by my Japanese exchange student who has lived in Michigan for 6 years now):

Intro: 4/21/2009
Twilight was the ultimate love and romance movie that the world has gone crazy about. It is based upon the first of a series of books, 1. Twilight, 2. New Moon, 3. Eclipse, 4. Breaking Dawn. Total sales for the Twilight Saga has reached over 42 million copies, a huge hit.
Soon after the movie came out in 21 different countries it hit #1 in sales. The mysterious pretty boy vampire, Edward Cullen is played by British actor, Robert Pattinson (22). He has been nominated for the #1 breakout star 2008 award. He previously played upper class man Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter, Goblet of Fire.
Mr. Rob came to Japan for the first time to promote Twilight. 500 crazy fans (known as Twilighters) greeted him at Narita Airport. Among the comments from the fans were, "I was knocked out by his shy smile!" and "I love the random sexy looks he gave us!". Even our interviewer today is very interested in this new age vampire hero.....before the interview we were ordering lunch and Robert who is taking his time chose......?????

INTERVIEWER
What did you order?

ROB
A bagel, I'd rather eat cheap B-level gourmet than an expensive meal.

INTERVIEWER
Congratulations on your nomination for Breakout, how do you feel about becoming a star?

ROB
Everybody remembers my face now, when people see me on the street they say Hi to me, and I'm happy about it. But really, it hasn't really hit me, I don't feel like a star. If I may say one thing, I'm starting to pay more attention to other actors who are my age.

INTERVIEWER
For example, since you became famous, do you get free coffee at Starbucks or anything like that?

ROB
Ha! Ha! Honestly, there's a hotel I always stay at in L.A., and when I order Orange juice the always give me the large size, but only charge me for a small on the bill...

INTERVIEWER
Is it a girl?

ROB
Of course!

INTERVIEWER
That's lucky!
Are there any similarities between yourself and the beautiful and mysterious vampire Edward?

ROB
Hmmmmm (thinking) well, Edward seems to be alone all the time, and I too spend a lot of time alone?
Oh, and I really value emotions. Edwards feelings for Bella and my feelings for my fans are similar. (he looks a little embarrassed here)

INTERVIEWER
About emotions and feelings...in the movie, you're acting as a vampire who really wants to bite this human girl, but you cannot. Have you ever had that kind of unattainable desire before in your life?

ROB
Truthfully-in fact-right now I'm on a diet preparing for the next movie. And every time I go to L.A. I have to fight my cravings for a cheeseburger from In and Out Burgers, they're the best! Every time I wake up I'm thinking about it, I want to go eat like 5 cheeseburgers!
(Everybody in the studio laughed at this response!)

INTERVIEWER
I understand you love music. Are you really playing the piano in the movie?

ROB
Yes. I've been playing the piano since I was 4. So that was really me in the movie.

INTERVIEWER
It was well done!

ROB
Thank you very much. I play guitar also.

INTERVIEWER
Really? I'd like to hear it.
By the way, the original Twilight book (First Love in Japan) has a lot of female fans. Did you really have to work hard on creating a sexy Edward character?

ROB
I think girls like a guy that is hard to get, so I played it more aggressively than in the book. I even kept my hair kind of messy and natural. It is my experience that girls like that.

INTERVIEWER
So, there are many female fans that like your messy hair. Do you really do nothing with it? Is it naturally this way?

ROB
I used to! Lol! I used to have longer hair, so it looked messier. I really don't care much about my looks. So I was fine walking around town looking like a mess. Then a few months ago I got a haircut, and it made CNN headline news!

INTERVIEWER
Everyone is really paying a lot of attention to you, so you made big news just for getting a haircut! That's funny!
By the way, there are lots of sweet romantic phrases in the movie. Were there any lines that you were embarrassed to say?

ROB
When I read the script I didn't feel like it would be embarrassing. But when I finally had to say it, I thought, "What am I gonna do? How am I going to say this?" Lol!
For example, if you were sitting in a restaurant and you heard a couple next to you saying stuff like, "I can't live without you" and "You are everything to me now" would'nt you get kind of turned off?

INTERVIEWER
What was the most embarrassing thing you had to say?

ROB
Do I have to say it?

INTERVIEWER
Yes, please.

ROB
There was a scene after the vampire battle, at the hospital (with a red face) when I say, "My place is only with you". That was a line that I came up with, I like it very much.

INTERVIEWER
Are there any other ideas you came up with?

ROB
You need to become the character to act. So the director and producer let me do whatever I want for most of the parts. I would tell them, "Edward would say it something like this". They took my ideas about what Edward would say in certain situations. Depending on the scene, sometimes I improvised.

INTERVIEWER
Such as?

ROB
The scene where Edward shows Bella his bedroom for the first time. I thought it was more than a vampire showing this human his room. It was more showing her inside of himself. So I purposely acted awkward. I think that parts of our awkward conversation, when Kristen talks about a Chinchilla she once had, will be in the special features of the DVD. In the end it was a very funny scene.

INTERVIEWER
The last Twilight (The First Love) question is:
Did your experience in your real love life help you at all?

ROB
If that was the case it would have been a very weird movie! LOL!

thank you for the translation :D

HA!!

I love how he says that his Edwards emotions towards Bella are the same emotions he feels towards his fans...

so...We all smell so good to him that he wants to kill us and drink our blood? Or he loves us so much, we are his life and wants to call us spider monkeys while giving us piggy-back rides???

Hmm...I am not sure which theory to believe... LOL

Love Pattinson, he is soooo cute!!

Hey everyone I'm new here like one minute new.However I'm not anywhere knew to being obbsessed with Robert Pattinson!! he stars in all yummy dreams :) these pics are my new desktop background!

Kristen is back to work on Sat. Oh my god she looks so beautiful with her hair tied up like this. She can just tie her hair like this while waiting for it to grow again. She looks so naturally pretty. I hope she doesn't pay attention to critic about her hair cut. Don't let those stupid critic let your spirit down. We love your work and we support you. Just do the best job. I love her outfit.

http://www.socialitelife.net/

O.M.F.G. How hot r those. 1 question, is that the same shirt he wore at the MTV Awards. If it is it wouldnt surprise. Luvin the new pics, just anutha reason 2 drool ova him lol

Here is some japanese interview with subtitled questions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7qqo4JMEnQ&feat...

but it's probably something different...

Sex on fire!

HELL YEAH !!!!

oh holy hell he is lookin so damn fine im lovin him in his rip jeans so many dirty thoughts lol

i can never get enuff of rob....he always looks sexy!!!

Sexy sexy Rob.
*swoon*

His lips, his lips, his lips
They look like they want a kiss
*mmmmm*
There you go love
Any time ;-)

his smile *_*

*sings in very bad voice*
#some...WHERE over the raaaaaiiiinboooooow, Waaaaaaaay up HIIIIIIGH, And the dreams that you dreamed oofffff, Once in a lullabyyyyyyyyyy...#

*pauses to Google for the rest of the lyrics*

Pretty sure on a post that has anything to do with Pattinson, we should sing something more appropriate, like....

**thinking of various songs**

**lightbulb**

Oh, I know!!...

"When I think about you I touch myself"!!!!!

LMAO!!

There...
That's the song of a day!

LMAO!!!!!! That is THE perfect song!!!!!!
*smack forehead*
why dont i think of these clever things???
*stares at Effing's avator as his face is much more visible*
*sings*
#when i think about you i touch myself....#

LMAO!!!

Glad you liked it...I thought it was absolutely perfect!!

LMFAO!!

*laughing so hard it hurts*

LOL Effing..*start to laugh again*
Soooooo true hahaha

LMFAO!!!

OMG we are so bored!!!

*start to laugh again*

Mmmmmmmm, I don't find it boring at all! ;-)

*sighs in misery*
its official; we do not have saturday night lives *sobs in depsair*
everybody esle is out having fun and DRINKING and i'm stuck on my computer chair unable 2 move incase i miss something...
*grabs Kay's shoulders and shakes her violently*
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO KAY??!!!

i am still drinking and having fun..... also hoping to have some alcohol induced dreams involving Mr. Pattison in a few hours......that will be a lot of fun.... *devilish grin appearing on my face*

We should go to a bar and sit there and have some drinks while checking NNM.org from my cell, or I could bring my laptop over lol. I'm sure we won't miss anything.

I bet we will be overly drunk by the time they post anything new LOL

the prospect of getting drunk is very attractive...but then again...i am a Good Girl...RPattz likes Good Girls...
*imagines the joy of holding a mojito in hands*

THIS IS TOO HARD!!!!

I'm in a need of a Margarita but...

I'm a good girl too *sigh*

OHH we can have Peroni Beers too..you know how much he likes them..

Oh the things we do for RPattz....*sighs*
*remebers the last i got drunk*
*remembers when very expensive shoes got washed out too sea*
*followed by bag containing essentials for a girls' night out, including wallet-sized RPattz*
Oh how I cried...

*comforting spankie*

Oh no spankie..that's awful
We should drink Coke instead..

Hmm I've never been drunk before, but this is getting on my nerves..

*thinking if this is the 1st time I'll get wasted*

**walks into thread**

**looks around**

**cups hands around mouth, shouts**

WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYONE???

**hears voice echo off empty walls**

**waits patiently for reply**

Settle, settle! I'm always late to join, and then I have to catch up.

I see you made up for the angelic Rob-cake post the other day. You just had to rub that frosting all over yo'self!! LMAO!!

Oh, shirt, I have to share.....
Last night as we were flipping channels, my husband said he wanted to watch..... wait for it....... TWILIGHT!!

Even tho he's already seen it with me. See, he's reading Eclipse now, and he forgot what the characters look like and he wanted to refresh his memory!

OMG, could he be hooked??

This morning we layed in bed and discussed.... wait for it......TWILIGHT!!
(almost as good as s*x. I had to light a cig afterwards!!)

I'm still in shock!! LMAO!!

Sweet!! Sounds like you are talking some sense into your husband!! Keep up th good work!

I talk about the whole series with my husband...he seems interested, but I think he just acts that way to get in my pants... LOL

He's a wise man, your husband!!

Hi Aloha!!

So Effing's making up for yesterday huh??

Yeah after awhile of her being good I told

her I missed the old Effing..

It's just not the same around here

if she's behaving.. LOL!! = P

Scroll up to her original post, which, btw is now mysteriously the first one!! hmmmm............. I'm sure that will change.

Does it seem like the posts are moving all over the place now? I don't get it but then, who cares?!

LOL

Nope that was me... i couldn't respond to you up there..so I found another

reply over here... LOL!!! Yeah her comments usually end up way up there..

LOL!! = P

**shrugs**

in between his farts and burps, he does have his moments of cleverness...Granted, they are few and far between, but some are better than none, I guess. LOL

I was thinking the same thing..
It's been quite for a long time now it's weird and I'm bored

I was bored too, hence my conversation with own avatar... LOL

LOL yes I was like every 5 minutes reading my own comments on Disqus. I will be the next one talking to myself here.

you should do it, it is fun... LOL

Sorry Effing, have been reading and cleaning and stuff. It's slow on here today!

**hugs Kimberlina tightly**

OH, KIMBERLINA!!!

So glad you are here....I was trying to get people out here, but all I got was some annoying person shouting back at me! LOL

LOL, lemme guess, it was your own echo?? *winks and hugs Effing back*

**thinks**
hmm...no, I don't think so...There is no way my voice is that annoying....Right?!?

LOL

LOL, are you implying I was the annoying person shouting back? If so, it's on like Donkey Kong!

LMAO!!!

no...if you were annoying, I wouldn't have clicked on "follow Kimberlina" on disqus... LOL


HA!! "on like Donkey Kog"..LOL - that was funny!!

Besides, pretty sure that other voice was me...I just didn't want to admit it. LOL

LOL, I said, "Awwwww" out loud when I found out you were following me. Me, I'm such a measley little excuse for an avatar at times. I do not deserve such worthiness of you as my friend!

I'd better stop or I'm going to break out into song!

I don't blame you there....It makes me think they are hiding something...gives me the hee-bee-gee-bees. LOL

LOL

Nonsense Kimberlina! I love ya....I have actually been wanting to follow you for a while, but I feel weird clicking that button, cause then I start to worry that they won't follow be back, and then I come off as clingy... Nobody likes a clingy avatar... LOL

Awww, gee thanks *blushes* I love ya too! Sometimes I feel like a stalker hunting for certain people's comments and ignoring the rest...

I ignore grey faces most of the time!!! LOL

**shouts back**

They are all out having actual lives, loser!!

Now, shut up and quit talking to yourself!!

That's not true... we don't have lives..... we just have to step away from nmm.org to read the fabulous fanfic every now and then..... LOL.

No, I'm here! Was just wondering what I'd write, when I saw your shout out LOL

Mmm, did you say loser? I wonder what my life is like...

I didn't say loser....that other person did.

;)

LOL

We are not losers....we are dedicated!! ...at least that is what I tell myself. LOL

Well tell that other person she should mind her own business then...

Because this is pretty important stuff, someone has to do it, right?

Yep...we really are doing a service to the public by remaining in constant contact with this website...

I dont know how i will function in normal life when eclipse.org picks up more posts! It will mean checking here and there at the same time! Theres barely enough time for this site alone right now!

*breaks down having a mild panic attack thinking about how she will juggle both the sites...oh and her rela life*

LOL...I am sure you will manage...it is all about multi-tasking. LOL

Hmm multi tasking usually ends up being newmoon posting....and nothing else

Yes we are dedicated Effing.

*Concentrating on Robs picture above*
We dedicate our lives, heart and soul on serving to this site everyday, every hour and every minute to each post.

Exactly...we should get trophies or something...

LOL

Forget the trophies... we should be able to met the cast and

hang out with Rob!! Because we are so dedicated.. = P

Heck Ya!....

LTCB!!!!

**hugs LTCB tightly**

where the hell have you been?? Are you letting real life get in the way of your cyber-friends again??

LOL

*nicnixs looks over this thread*

*taps foot*

I KNEW IT

**sees NIcky**
SH*T!!!

Um...Nicky..Hey...just ignore that comment...

**points to NIcky**
I won fair and square!!

LOL

LOL!! Some people were even questioning you

why you were behaving now that was funny..

see Effing you've made a name for yourself on

here... Well and that you are Pimp-Fanfiction.. too..

LMAO!!

Aw! maybe instead of head you should of used face... LOL!

Who wouldn't want to lick it... LOL!! I made a funny...

She is a tough judge... = P

nah...I can't lie...I meant "head" the way she said, but I totally tried to convince her otherwise, but she knows me too well. LOL

LOL!! Yeah Effing real life is getting in the way... Geez!

I'm on here for little bit then "real life is gonna kick in AGAIN! = P

(missing my cyber friends for sure!!! )

Did you tell Nic you behaved yourself on Rob post yesterday...

Hi LTCB!!

She may have behaved herself, but she busted out the icing today!

LOL

yea. but she screwed me on some points...I only got 8 out of 10 for effort....
 
She thought that when I said I wanted to eat the head of the cake..well, you know what she thought...and she took a point off cause I wanted to lick his face off...
 
**crosses arms**
she is a tough judge...
 
LOL

Agree!!

we are THE MOST dedicated fans. they should be ashamed.

Yeah!! It's only fair huh... True Twilighters only... LOL!!

= P

LOL
you would get the Most Popular trophy too

**blushes**

..thanks!

**hugs Kay tightly**

Gee effing, you're on a roll this weekend...First i name you an elite(dont let it get to your head...) and today someone names you most popular!

I know...I had to take the batteries out of my smoke detector, it kept going off from all this smoke people keep blowing up my a$$.... LOL

LOL I replied to you above your last points comment.

Maybe this is the beginning of me talking to myself..oh no

It was really only a matter of time... LOL

*hugging back*

you know you will be like Robert at winning awards..I'm sure no one has more that 1000 points lol

Most hilarious: Effing
Most popular: Effing
Most dangerous: there goes Effing again
LOL!

Yeah what's up with that..It's not like you are going to be a moderator or something. Maybe the person with the most points will win a very romantic evening with Mr. Hot-damn sexy Pattinson.

We could only wish. I would make several account and like every of my comments LOL

Ha!! I about pooped my pants when I checked my points the other day!!

I still don't know what the damn points mean, but they say it is good to have more...So, I guess I should be happy. LOL

**throws fist in the air, waves it around**

I am NOT a loser!! I am just trying to be friendly!

And I don't talk to myself!!

**sticks tongue out in general direction of the irritating voice**

Woman, you better get that tongue back in your mouth before I rip it out!!

And you DO talk to yourself...all the time! I would know!!

now, shut up before people think you are crazy!!

**hits myself with copy of BD**

sorry sorry sorry didn't mean to leave you alone with echos and voices - does it sound like Rob? I guess you would be ok with him on your own ..... more than ok actually....

digressing sorry I am here, I'm late I was up with fanfic till 3am then I had to get some zzzzzzzzzzzz and then a coffee and food and I'm trying to iron but I'm on here now

sorry sorry sorry which post are you on now?

*scarmbling madly to find Effing - found Echo and Narcisus*

OMG what have you been drinking today??

LMAO!!!

um...would it be better if I said I was??

LOL

Yes it would make you sound a bit more sane if you had been drinking today, but I'm guessing you haven't!

But...looking at that gorgeous man up above does make one lose coherency!

Oh...err...in that case....

I was totally drinking...I am so drunk right now...I don't even know how I am typing coherently...

**crosses fingers, hoping Kimberlina believes me**

lol

Well I think it'll have to be a newborn that you play unless you could play Maria? But maybe our big break could be BD...lots of new characters!!

Ohh...yea...I will play the housekeep on Isle Esme....then I can sneak into the house at night, lock Bellas whining a$$ in the closet and have my way with Edward. LOL

I still don't believe you but you've become a great actress! Maybe you should try out for a spot in Eclipse??

LOL I'll be the housekeeper for their cottage (yeah so what if she's not in the book). I'll lock Bella in Edwards old room and have my way with him in the cottage...oh yum!

Hell yeah!!

ohh...who should I play??

Hmm...how about a member of the newborns?? I would totally tackle Edward to the ground and completely change the story line. LOL

Don't believe it for a second! LOL

DAMN!!

**starts to stumble around room, slurring speech**

..how about now?! LOL

LOL You are hilarious! And don't worry, I talk to myself too!

Never get enough...
*sigh*
*sigh*
*sigh*
Never get enough...

in first pic he looks so tall to me,lol ;D

yeah he's 6 feet tall

**clears throat**

6'1

**shrugs**..i don't usually go for guys shorter than me, but I figure I could deal with it since it is only an inch - for him I will make an exception!! LOL

*looking down*

6'1" yes yes
sorry Effing

No worries...I just don't want to think about him being any shorter.. LOL

hmm let's make him 6'3" then

OKAY!!
 
**jumps up and down excitedly**
 
mmm...Pattinson is yummy, but the thought of being able to look up at him (literally) is just....ahhh...wonderful. LOL

just wear flat shoes you'll be fine bare foot would be better, less to take off why would you want to go outside anyway........................

plenty to try in the house

it sucks being taller than 6" doesnt it??
*sighs*
sometimes life really sucks...and then Robert Pattinson comes along and makes everything better...
*waits for new RPattz post to arrive*

haha it feels weird having to look down at men.

Yea, I am luck....just don't tell him i said that cause then he gets all cocky.. lol

LOL no worries

Tell me about it...Thankfully my hubby is 6'5. lol

LMAO :)

I just hope my son doesn't end up like 6'10 or 11 :) *starts putting cash away just in case* LOL

My daughter is projected to be about 6 ft, she's already the height of a 5 year old and she's 3 :) but we'll see LOL

LMAO

Effing :) I have a thing for tall men too :)

My x is 6'8 and scarily i think our son will end up as tall (begins to cry at the thought of all that ordering clothes of internet and getting special beds again lol)

My hubby is only 6'3, and thats pretty much the shortest i go....well maybe for Rob 6'2 LMAO

ha!!
 
The shortest guy I dated was 5'10..Kissing was awkward, but he had a nice a$$ and was italian, so I overlooked it. LOL
 
My ex was 6'11", so I feel you on the clothing and bed issues...I LOVED finally having a man that I had to literally look up to though...I came to his chin, which was just completely new for me...too bad he was psychotic... **sighs** oh, well...eventually I found the 6'5" jacka$$ I have now... LOL

Wow hes tall!

And im pretty average...5'6 and a half maybe...? cant remember...but i like a taller guy! Makes me feel more protected?

I know im weird....point is tall guys earn a big tick!

You are one very lucky woman!
Not every tall woman finds a taller man!

he looks super hot...... no surprise there

Konnichiwa Rob ;)

What took so long for these pics to surface??? What a waste, we could have all been drooling over these months ago!!

*scrolls back up to stare once again*

lol

atleast we get the "pleasure" of seeing them now.

Actually one of my first thoughts, well memory...after seeing his signature...remember ages ago about that VERY dedicated fan who got his signature tattooed on her wrist... :S

She must not have a husband...lol!!
I wonder what my husband would think if I got a tattoe of rob with his name under it...
*wondering if a divorce is worth it*
LOL!!

Well as long as you had your hubbys name tattooed bigger...im sure there could be a compromise...lmao

well i guess compromise is always good....
*hmmm*
*thinking of where to get that tattoe*

on your hip for private viewing pleasure only - Rob's or your husband you decide!

LOL

I think I would go with one of Rob's hands on my hips..lol!!
*mmm those fingers*
I will get hubby's initials..lol!!

wouldn't have it any other way!

dreams are a must!

as long as Rob is in them.....

just one hand???? *looking at feathers with narrow eyes* why don't believe you???

ah yeah because you and I both know you're lying! Lmao

how about a stylised cullen crest? that's not suspicious................

well a girl can always dream...lmao!!!

well keep having fun everyone......

I have to go to work! :(

Wow! gorgeous of course!

what a great start to my day!

ahhhh *screams like a little kid* u can never get enough of this man...i think he cast a spell on all of us soooo damn addicting!!

MMMMM...Pattinson..
DAMN!!

never get enough of him...

And look!! We get some finger porn and jaw porn...

not to mention the fact that his shirt is open at the collar, and of course that just makes me want to rip it off of him, slather him in that birthday cake from yesterday and lick it off his hot naked body....

hmm...wonder if it was butter-cream icing? If not, that's okay, I will lick the regular icing off first, then spread some butter-cream icing on..I mean, I gotta know which one tastes better, in case anybody asks...

HA!!
I just had to mention the cake from yesterday...I had pent-up cake fantasies. LOL

Oh Lord.... I spent the entire day reading fanfic.... then I come on here to read about naked rob and butter-cream icing....... I don't know how much more I can handle.

Ha!!
 
Rookie!!
 
LMAO!!
 
;)

*blushing* I guess I am..... *wondering if Rob finds blushing as adorable as Edward does*

Wow. Effing, I love reading your posts but I gotta say you seem to have a lot of built up frustration in a certain area..*ahem*. LOL

I worry that some day you WILL get your hands on Rob and he just won't ever be able to walk again.

Ha!!
 
that's my goal, but who says he will WANT to go away?? LOL

Exactly You go girl!

Oh you dirty girl. Save some for the rest of us. I'd take those sloppy seconds.
;)

Im surprised you would lick off the icing then put more on. Who knew you wanted to cover any part of him up again! lmao... and i hardly think you would notice the flavor of the icing once you got into that situation!

Mmm...buttercream icing...I swear these fanfics will be the death of my pant size!

LMAO!!!
 
i love me some butter cream icing...
 
maybe we should make some unicorn cookies and put butter cream icing on them - oh!! and some candy glitter!!
 
LOL

Mmmmm...sounds...mouth watering!!! LOL

LMAO!!!!!

and im sure any icing will do just FINE!
cant be too picky, ya know!

yea, but i like to be thorough... lol

finger porn....

*mind wanders to no doubt the wrong place*

you can let your mind wander to wrong place....but just make sure his fingers get to all the RIGHT places... LOL

you need to check out my comment on the Pattinson tells paps to go away post...I know that nobody but you will TRULY appreciate it. LOL

Isn't just amazing how he holds that pen.........that it could actually turn someone on......

mmmhhh infinite possibilities of how Rob could turn someone on.........................
scratching his arse .... yep
LOL

Hmm he doesn't need a pen to turn someone on. but yeah the way he holds that pen is.. umm.. interesting.

Yeah he holds it alright but I bet he would say I could hold it better...lol!!

Ok not no more...
*wondering about all the possible things I could do with those Fingers*

LOL

glad to see that you snapped out of your brain fart, i was getting ready to bust out my BD book. LOL

I think i would rather let rob hit me..*it!!*...lol!!
Oh no my mind went right back to the gutter..LOL!!

Oh Wow!!!
*I'm speechles*

omg...i am speechless...no; it's not it..i don't know what it is...o and the pic of him sitting with the blue background with his hands on like his knee....i had to save that one...i love all of them; but he's like looking with those eyes...yup those eyes; and everything about this guy is hot....he's beautiful and it's not even funny...

OH BOY, gotta see this!

*runs off to Pattinson & the paps post*

Pattinson paps post
Pattinson paps post
Pattinson paps post

Say THAT 3 times fast!!! Shewey!

God he's so sexy!

Hahahaha lol at this one http://edwardheartbella.com/gallery/displayimag...
I've read on Robsessed that the photographer asked him to pose like a vampire haha, nice one Rob!
He is just so adorable it hurts:D

Yeah....whatever number I am...since I don't do math.

*fist bumbs lonely self*
*looks around awkwardly*

There's those dang crickets again...I missed you guys!

*fist bumps scarlet*

I'm here for ya sistah!

*kicks crickets to the curb*

Get outta here you filthy beasts!

aww...not to the curb...let's just put them in a box for safe keeping...they can come in pretty useful.

thanks!

*ch....* wait...are chest-bumps allowed in here?

Abso-freaking-lutely!

Just let me go take care of something first

*puts chest armor on*

OK, READY!

LMAO!!!! chest armour...

You must take your chest bumpin VERY seriously if you have armour on standby!

LOL Chest Armor??? WTF? Why do you need that? LOL

For the chest bump! Silly, I wouldn't want to hurt myself, I'm a delicate flower.

LOL!

OOOOHHH..ok...good idea...protection's always important. Wait a sec...

*looks around for armor* nope...I got nothin'..screw it

Ok ready... 1...2...3 JUMP!

*BAM*

nice!

*cracks open a beer*

Have one, we apparently have some time till the next post appears. ;)

Thanks... I don't drink though...just pass me a Coke.

You can ask anyone who knows me...it would be unwise to give me beer.

Thanks...so what else do we do while we wait?

*takes a sip* oohh..that's cold...GREAT!

You got it!

*cracks open a coke*

here ya go girl!

no, we established last night that the crickets are her friend...

LOL

Clearly I missed something fun....

*pouts*

Dang it.

Ha!! Check out the kstew smoking outside thread...before she gets her avatar.. LOL

LOL...that was a wild convo in the Kstew smoking post!

and yes crickets are scarlets friends....and she didnt even pick an avi that was remotely risque...

But then again i cant talk....look at mine LOL! It has G rated stamped all over it!

YES!!! *jumping up and down...mentally at least*

It's about time they updated...I was going through DT's over here!!!!

please, are there any japanese fans that could translate the interview?? seems like a good interview but the google tranlsation is just terrible..

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is SOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look how big that man's feet are....You know what they say about BIG feet Scanks......and its ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!! lmao

13th!!! YEAH!

ROFLMAOOOOOOO

* fist bump @ 15 th *

WOOOHOOOO!

LMAO!

Hey, we know how to par-tay!

*Fist Bump*
*Elbow Bump*
*Butt Bump*
*double high five*

opps 13TH!!

he is so damn adorable

OMG, how adorable!
I love those pics :)

he looks good! i mean he ALWAYS looks great, but he actually looks cleaned up. yum!

hes sooo gorgeous ;].. i cant decide if he looks better with a shirt on or off lol

LOL maybe jst BOTH :]

hahaaa def both ;] maybe we should have a comparison one with shirt on one with shirt off.. just to compare.. maybe this should be in person also.... lol

hahha we should !
but would the sweetheart let us ?
*dreams*

ahhhh a girl can dream.....

the sexiest fully clothed guy.....:))

Ok am I the only one who was really confused trying to read that interview?..lol

NOpe, I was corn-fused too... I think b/c it's a Japanese interview.... I remember seeing this one before. How uncomfortable do you think Rob was? ;)

I'm going to guess on a scale of 1-10 he's probably at a 13.5 on the "uncomfortable scale" Sometimes I try to fight the urge to just want to track him down and hug him and squeeze him and call him Rob!

I'm sure some of the stuff he said to them was switched up in translation also. So he probably never even really said some of it.

i had to stop reading it was really confusing

Me too. I was like wth. I actually started to feel really stupid trying to figure it out and had to stop..lol

Wait.....there's an interview? I was too busy staring at the pics..... :-P

yeah but don't bother reading it. when they translated it i was confusing.

YUMMY! ROB looks delightfully scruffilicious here =)

hahahaha i think the same!

IS THAT A NEW HOODIE!!!????????????

LMAO

Oh FFS! It IS a hoodie!

he sure can rock those hoodies!!! lol

LOL 6TH!!!

wahooo!

fifth!

anyway, this man needs to stop being so gorgeous! he's going to be the death of most of us in this world, and cause some kind of global epidemic! LOL

i think i already catch that

me too- but frankly i really dont want to get better :)

none of us would :)

fourth!!!! LOL i just had to do it....I've been gone all week I need to make up for it!

And we missed you TSH!

LOL

I think Mr NMM thinks I'm off my rocker as I keep sending him news that he put up already but I haven't had a chance to check the site this week so I feel out of touch

LMAO

*whispers to TSH*

(I'm pretty sure they knew your were off your rocker before any of that)

*toothy grin*

haha I thought I was just a perv!

Loving your unicorn avatar by the way!

Proud to be Team Perv.... woo hoo.... *hands in the air*

Thanks TSH! I'm loving it too, I just had to see a man about a unicorn before he would give it to me though.... :D And I'm ok with that.

are you baking cookies now too

Hale yes... :D
Not only did I make the Unicorn shaped cookies, but I put sparkly sprinkles on them too!!!

flpImtree95!!!

*big bear hug*

I know it's late, but I had to stop by and say that your avatar gives me a unicorn everytime I see it!!!

I'm off Monday, but I'll have my laptop to check in periodically!

*off to read B.A.E.*

**big smile**

Girrrrrrrl!! Missed you this weekend, I missed Sunday all together,
will be playing catchup today....
Hope we see you online!

oh add some icing and we're having a party!

Please don't forget the whipped cream...I like whipped cream and sprinkles with my vampire!

third!

i like the bottom pic a lot!

second!!!!

FIrst!!

mmm hot just feel like ripping off his shirt haha

YAY KAY!

*jumps up and down flayling arms*

GO GIRL!

duuuuuuuuuude!!!!!

Spankie! ;)

hiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!
**hug**
ive missed you guys, man!!!!! i cant believe all the gossip ive missed!!!!

*BIG HUG*

Missed you too!
It's crazy playing catch up isn't it!?

you're telling me!! but its kinda worth it when i get to attack multiple posts of Rob!!

...and Taylor!!!

OMG nooooo!!!! i love ROBERT PATTINSON not Taylor whathisface!!!!

Robert=vampire
Robert=sexiness
Robert=mmmm.....

LOL Its easy to get confused as to which team you are on...i think its dependant on the day...or the newest post featuring whichever hunk! :D

*looks around*
what?? im not talking to myself!!!!!
no...i'm just voicing my opinions!!!! kinda like brainstorming, only less of the brain and more of the mouth and oh God, where was i?

yes.
i dont talk to myself.
fact
*opinion*

Fact.
*Opinion*
FACT!
*OPINION!*

LOL, you're the 4th person now that I've come across today who is talking to themself, it's really quite entertaining!!

i can see that boredom has hit me hard

LOL

but TAYLOR'S beefed up and he's got MUSCLES!!!!!!
And he's 17!!!

LOL flplmtree where were you? you should have been second this time!

I know! I'm slackin'! Got a lot of housework to do today.... date night tonight and don't want it looking a shambles for the babysitter... how sad is that?

Girl, our lives are soooo similar, it's scary....
I stepped away to clean (date night for us too) and feed the kids.

And as usual a Rob post comes up!!
*sigh*
What a great smile he has.

LOL Jaypat! It IS scary.

The smile is what caught my attention today... I knew I should have stepped away, and now it's too late!

Must.... find... strength... to finish.... cleaning....

PS does your date night entail riding crops and blindfolds?????

LMAO!!!! You too?!!!!!

I'm doomed for the rest of the day now. Nothing will get done. Afraid I'll miss another Rob post.

LMAO!!!!

Oh nooo !!
Better start those housework. Don't let your mind trick you into staying on NNM.org 'cause you won't finish your housework in time.
I hope you have fun in your date night :)

:( I know, between fan fiction & NMM.org, I fall behind on a LOTTA things! ;)

LOL i know..I have 3 tests this week and haven't studied well.
I had to bookmark some fanfics for the summer vacations because if I start reading them I know I won't be able to study *crossing arms on chest*

HA! Well, you could just answer all your test questions with "yeah, but did you know Robert Pattinson is in town!?" ... :)

Oooh, new avatar...me likey!

LMAO!!

in my physics test I could answer..
--well the average velocity in which edward cullen runs from his house to Bella's is 100mph. The instantaneous velocity when he reaches the forest is 80mph. In the kissing scene from Twilight we can see Newton's 3rd law, which indicates that the force is equal in magnitude to the reaction force and opposite in direction, which in this case is the force of sexual attraction between them LOL!

In my chemistry test: Robsten's chemistry increases as the days go by, so this means that time affects the concentration they both have by increasing it.

In my biology test: can I have my golden onion?

lmao! Thats sounds great.

Fingers crossed the person marking is a major twi-hard!!!

LMAO!! EXCELLENT!!! I don't see how they can't ace you on all of them....

LOL!! Kay that was funny.

LMAO CNN Headline news

indeed. any rob news is headline news !!
totally hot rob =)

omg!!!
*drooling ion keyboard*
*screaming!*
*doing backflips off sofa!!*