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Parody of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Interview

by Will on June 11, 2009 · Comments

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Here is a fairly intense parody of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart being interviewed for New Moon. Of course, the Robsten rumors get lots of air time–but there’s also an “Exclusive Clip” from New Moon.

[thanks, Hazeena!]

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  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    UUMMM YEAH WEIRD........
  • Mr_Darcy
    Right with ya there. I was making the same face as your avatar the whole time.
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    I know right!

    LOL, I'm glad I wasn't the only one
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    what was up with the shiny-faced unibrow girl?????
  • That was stupid....enough said
  • razzthekidd
    ROFLMFAO!! Edwards run was hilarious!
  • rightt like i love how ppl get hits just cause its twilight related.. that was so stupid
  • cutesweetiezzz
    That was really weird. I didn't even watch the entire video.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Okay...that crap was...well, crap...

    That chicks unibrow was crazy...the interview was lame...but I liked the "exclusive clip" whe she was all "make me a child of the nigh", hanging on to his leg... LOL

    But, when she said "this sucks", I am pretty sure she was talking about the rest of the video.. LOL
  • bookobsessed
    LMAO!!!As always you call it like it is!!! Love that about you!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Aw....you know you love more than that about me!
    lol

    okay...now...where the heck have you been?? I haven't seen you on here in a while... **staring at bookobsessed**...how can I have missions without my tiny secret weapon?? lol
  • bookobsessed
    *looks at feet* sorry Effing...real life is seriously getting in the way of my fun....the boss has sent my sorry @ss to every state except the one where Rob is......I'm in serious need of a washing machine right now....oh well I'm in New York 2nd week of July so Rob and I can debate who clothes smell the worse..LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Ooh...make sure you get pics of him - you know...sans clothing. LOL
  • bookobsessed
    Hmmmmm maybe we can share a washing machine.....and sit ah natural while we are waiting........I'm sure I can think of something to keep us entertained....*sneaks out camera phone*(Effing will need proof)....:)
  • ahbeeLautner
    ok but u have to admit it was funny, i mean if you can't laugh at what u love then you prob don't love it, which would mean u don't love twilight.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **sighs**

    are you serious??? I said it was funny! I just didn't like the interview part...
    re-read my comment and try again...
  • ahbeeLautner
    ok good, it was funny. I mean there are a lot of fans out there that our way to overly defensive and won't laugh at anything funny or mean about twillight
  • yeah the guy is a cutie but this wasn't so funny. only the exclusive clip was funny lol. her on the floor was just...awkward.
  • people should get a sense of humor...
  • vampire_angel
    OMG

    LMAO

    i cant stop laughin!!! LOL

    *need air*

    *HELP*
  • eva6kora
    Pretty funny video but sometimes the comments here are funnier than the actual thing ;-) Like when girls argue about who is better looking (or NOT better looking) than Rob. I think some of you would kill for that ;-)
  • HeartTheCullens (TeamUnicorn)
    OMG.
  • HeartTheCullens (TeamUnicorn)
    oh. crap. FIRST?!@ wow.. the video is funny, but a LITTLE much....
  • JaspersGirl
    second?
  • Third...
  • SECOND
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!!!!!!! That guy looked just like Robert!!!!!! LOL
  • IndiesR
    No! He does not look like my Rob! If he did, the minute I saw him it would be an overflow of unicorns and that didnt happen, hence, nothing close to my Rob . LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Hmm Indies, there could be another explanation to your unicorn problem... Rob is losing his touch. LOL
  • IndiesR
    NEVER!!! LOL
    he doesnt even have to touch, the name alone does it for me...hence I have unicorns now!!! LMAO!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Ops! Sorry I called you KIM...*shakes head to remove excess glitter*

    Umm...that glitter? Oh, from a school project I made with 4tw!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    It was most probably because you were missing me patience :D

    lmao!!!
  • IndiesR
    I'm so offended, just kidding. LOL You can call me whatever you want.

    No, its not an infection, I know unicorns, infections give you pain and irritation, unicorns give you pleasure and make you week in the knees.....I cant say anymore...probably get edited, but that's what the mere mention of Rob's name does to me...dont be jealous. LOL
  • starchildx03x
    but unicorns? i see little hearts every where... with rob's face in them *sigh*...
  • IndiesR
    unicorns is a code name...name of a cookie...from a fanfic...believe me, unicorns is good thing.
  • starchildx03x
    can you post a link to it? i want to be informed!
  • IndiesR
    sorry, I cant, but if you prove to me that you are over 18 and I'll email you the link. :)
  • starchildx03x
    hahaha so it's that kind of fan fic! i'm 17, will be 18 in november ( just a week after new moon, yuss!), oh well!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    OMG LOL!!!

    Blasphemy!!!!!
  • cclore ~ Team CW for BD
    I think I'm going to have to disagree LOL!!!
  • Team~Sparkly~Vamps(TSV)
    lmfao pfftt robert looks way better then him hes a ugly version of robert and shes a ugly version of kristin maybe in his dreams he will look like robert but not in reality :)
  • TwilightFan09
    Wow you people are so rude.
  • wow!!!!!!!!!!
    even though i can't hear it i can jux imagine what they are saying
    **** wants her own computer back*****
  • Robbie is WAY better than that wannabe lol
  • That was funny enough... I did nearly pee my pants at the break up scene when he ran off!
  • ahbeeLautner
    ahahhaa same, i peed a little when he wiped his mouth with her undies and he was like oh these are yours... thanks or "school bleachers, wendys"
  • HeartTheCullens (TeamUnicorn)
    my favorite part was the butt grab.... ROFL....
  • AlexaET
    I actually didn't think it was that funny (personal opinion)...... It was like "ok" but that's it.... I really don't care anymore if they are dating or not, if they are good for them if not good to... who cares? At the end of the day is not like if he dates her he will come running to my arms hahahaaha........ Plus she is 19 he is 23 is not like they are getting married or anything.... just let them be.....
  • the girl interviewing just made me feel like shaving off her Unibrow lol
  • jessicalaur
    it was a fake unibrow, she's the same girl who played kristen ;]
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    I have nothing to say about this one....
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Then why post? Dummy?
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    I thought you weren't talking to me today?

    And because I just wanted my comment here! That's why!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Geeze, no need to get persnickety....

    I'll just leave you to your persnickety-ness then....

    *stomps off*
  • IndiesR
    LMAO...why are you talking to yourself?! hahaahaha
  • vampire_angel
    i fink she havin a few issues wit herself der....

    roflmao
  • IndiesR
    hahaha, more than a few. LOL
  • vampire_angel
    mayb a whole bucket ful

    lmao
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    LMAO.... I told her not to tourment me today... she never listens... stubborn beyotch.
  • vampire_angel
    she stalkin u huh??

    fink u shud borrow effing's tazer n teach her a lesson lol

    LMAO
  • IndiesR
    Yeah, it's hard to get the other one to listen to you sometimes...try using some medication. LMAO!

    Litterally ROFLMAO! You crack me up!!
  • gaby
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVEEE ITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • awww i can't hear it right now...
    what is it about????????
  • Team~Sparkly~Vamps(TSV)
    wtf lmfao whats with her eyebrows shes creepy nd wats with the video......
  • Team~Sparkly~Vamps(TSV)
    lmao a little too much for me *creeped out*
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    NOw that was funny! LMAO

    Come one Robsetns have a sense of humor :-)


    I think Rob and Kristen would get a kick out of this myself. :-)
  • Robpattzwifey#1
    hmmmm i don't think they look anything alike with Kristen and Rob
    *dissapointed*
    I WANT TO SEE A REAL INTERVIEW WITH THEM TWO!!!
    *sigh*
    *dissapointed*
    *goes 4 a walk*
  • 0OoLeilanioO0
    ahahahaha wow whoooo glad i got my laugh of the day...
  • mariyana17
    hahahahahahahahahaha this was hilarious!!!!!!!!
  • TwiBerry
    I like the T-SHIRT '' I LIKE BOYS WHO SPARKLE'' rock on... :D
  • razzthekidd
    They made Rob boring. :/
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Ummm... wtf was that? Yea, that was not funny at all... didn't do anything for me!! Seriously... the only thing that made me giggle was that girl doing the "interview" haha... her pink hair... and that guy? OME... NEVER... he could NEVER pass as my ROB... oh gosh... NEVER EVER!!!!!
  • CC; MiamiCoven'sJane
    Lol I thought some parts were kind of funny.

    ..Was that supposed to be Bella's red underwear that we saw in the new moon trailer?
  • jessicalaur
    no, it was just a joke- nothing to do with the red thong lol actually they said in an interview that the falling was done by a stunt double, so really it was the double's fault not kristens. lol i doubt she was supposed to be wearing a thong.
  • CC; MiamiCoven'sJane
    Ohh okay, got it. Lol.
    Thats the part I thought was funny.

    Thanks for clearing that up! (:
  • jessicalaur
    SHANE DAWSON. ahahaha the guy who played edward is a famous youtuber, he's got another twilight parody with Brittani Taylor (The girl- she played both kristen and the interviewer btw, fake unibrow.) on his channel. he's pretty funny, check him out ;]

    that said, i thought it was hilarious. they were poking fun guys. stop arguing around whether he could pass for rob :P he wasn't trying to. infact that's what his hair looks like when he first wakes up. it was a joke, not meant to be taken seriously? lol
  • Amanda C
    I want 2 make my own super secret fan club.
    In my imagination that is. "eyebrow raise" lol
    That kinda sounded creepy. lol
  • Rpattz_is_Luverly
    Oh cmon guys :) he wasn't trying to pass as rob
    LOL I thought that was
    Hysterical :)
    LOL I love how they made fun of he fact that rob and
    Kristen are clearl going out hehe
  • covered_in_feathers
    I really didn't like it..
    thought it was kinda stupid!!
  • Heather
    Lame lame lame....
  • casey
    Haha! You gotta love Brittney and Shane!
  • Ew. They both look disgusting.
  • shecalledoutawarning
    Then they played their part well.
  • rpattzdude
    looool lotf
  • jcrunswithvamps
    Haha that was pretty funny. I didn't LOL or anything but I giggled.
  • EmmetTHEteddybear
    this isn't good but,
    his other videos are better like this one is pretty good.

    it has "edward cullen" in it. so watch the whole thing plz :]
    some of it is hilarious XD

    go to : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAiS6NJRUT0
  • hehe this was a little bit better
  • EmmetTHEteddybear
    lol u know u liked it ;]


    "edward ALWAYS winnss. muahahahaha"
  • hehehehe he sure does,he already won ALL our hearts.....
  • um okaaaaaaay.....
    i finally have my computer and can hear it..... darn, i was so excited cause i wanted to see what it was all about......... but WOW!!!!!!
    it really wasn't funny.....
    haha good try though
  • Fevs94
    this absolutely sucked!!
  • Twilight4ever!
    OMG! It's Shane Dawson! I love him!
    This video is sooo funny!
  • irishgurl
    lol that was awful!
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    OOOKKAAYYYY

    WEIRD! mmmhhh I think I'll go back to reading fanfic far more entertaining
  • TheStupidLamb
    Ok, some people have absolutely too much time on their hands.
  • latinachica08
    Love Robert Pattinson and everything, but I thought this video was pretty funny, it looks like u guys can't take a joke when they're talking about the new moon cast or anything.
  • I love Shane Dawson but I hate his twilight stuff, it's so lame. I don't even bother to watch them. !@#$%
  • =)
    i thought this was hilarious. sorry some of you dont get it.

    They are making fun of us twilight fans. the unibrowed girls is us lol

    i love shane dawson <3 im subscribed to him on youtube
  • it was soooo stupid it was funny :D lol
  • k
    lol!
  • Brave heart
    I like the end.
    Cause it was over.
  • neev
    ok the break up scene was pretty funny. But rest of it... haha, not so funny.
  • Just Me
    stupid and lame, enough said...
  • denacullen26
    Shane dawson... omg i saw him and brittanitaylor and i was like ohh no :]
    p.s. i love shane dawson ...gosh the past couple of videos of his are about twilight or he mentions it
  • ♥KristenFreakingGorgeous76♥
    some parts were funny and some parts were stupid and silly :D
  • JTSTeam Swiss
    i agree with you 100%!
  • Ivonnnegreen
    I liked that shirt... says a lot of things...
  • I love brittani and shane, haha.
    it's hilarious when she's holding onto his leg.
  • I loved that!
    I thought that was perfect! That was my biggest lol moment right there!
  • ROFLMAO!!

    That was so good!!
  • emmett_freak
    really dumb.
    but the panty part was friggin hilarious!
  • definetly-maybe
    JEEZ!!!!!!! this vid was... no comment... ok, i gotta agree dat there was some funny parts but mostly it was crap! the interview part?! "kristen"'s underwear... WTF?! nice to c dat some people have sooo much time for makin craps. if i wud have that much time... no way dat i wud call this vid funny... crap is more... appropriate
  • RainBeau
    I thought it was really quite funny!!!
  • Rawr!
    So um do like hardly any of you twilight fans have sense of humors? Honestly do Shane would even try compare himself to Rob it was all a joke, And infact I happen to know that brittani loves twilight. If you went to her youtube page you'd know. If you don't have anything nice to say about the video just DON'T say it. It's that simple. To be completely honest I think Rob and Kristen would love this.
  • latinadominicana
    Wow....That was......completely and utterly.....retarded
  • twilightfan199595342
    LMAO! This girl could totally play Bella better than Kristen Stewart!
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