Love Nurse Jackie too funny. He is just awesome!

*reads old comments*

geeze! WTF happened today??
Should I come back tomorrow with my dueling pistols or my sword?? Lol

Lol yeah you guys are hilarious and conversations that are pointless are some of the best ones:)
Why do you turn on each other when there's a Rob post???
(I'd think Rob posts would bring people together) lol

hehe oh my forever dr. , white looks nice on u peter :D:D.... he's so sweet, great dad, great husband, great actor, amaizing person and so funny too!!!...i'm very happy he's getting so many projects, crazy life he's living b/ i love to see u pete hun....***on my way to twitter***

YAY! i can finally understand what hubba-licious Peter had to say!!! i'm so happy he's got the movie & the tv series going for him! and that he's so cute with his kids. he must be one hecka-GREAT dad to his girls.
i lmao when he said "twiterring just sounds dirty"

yeah when he said twittering sound dirty. i cracked up. and almsot fall off my bed.

LOL me too that was pricless!

sorry bout guns and husbands,but efron was worse than a death penalty yuk

how did you know son is named norman yall are from the mothership(looking over my shoulder)

And now you've lost us!!!

You had our hopes up...but they quickly left.....

don't worry..we will keep scrolling down to hunt your comment since you can hit reply.

LOL

um....she is referring to the "psycho" reference further up in the post...

that is why I replied to her the way I did. LOL

ok...I was wondering!! LOL

She is all over the place

tell me about it...i am thinking multiple personality disorder. LOL

OMG!!

do you own a hotel?

if you do, I am pretty sure your name is Norman and you dress like your mother and killed some chick in the shower, after watching her thru a peep hole...

**runs away from diamond quickly to avoid being stabbed**

lol

Effing.. WTF are you doing? Run woman Run!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!

This is getting Creepy!!

LMAO!!

WTF do you mean "getting creepy" it has BEEN creepy since she pulled out the gun over an hour ago!! LMAO

Is she gone now? Walking behind 4thewolf using her umbrealla to shield us from the

lady holding a gun... LMAO!!

*tries to get LTCB's attention without moving lips*
Uh... LCTB.. *pretends to sneeze her name* LTCB..
put down the umbrella.. not bullet proof and it's like waving a flag saying "here I am.. come aim at the big black batwings that I'm holding.."
lol

yea..i think she is gone...the voices must have told her to go to bed before she got another shock-treatment. LOL

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

We need a bigger umbrella....Effing I hope you learned your lesson on

popping peoples cherries before you get to know them better.. Geez!

She has a rather slow learning curve. LTCB.. I wouldn't hold your breath..
unless you're a vamp.. in which case it wouldn't matter... because.. well.. already dead you know..
and I'll just shut up now..
lol

IM SORRY, IM SORRY!!
 
I promise I wont break anybody's cherry unless I have talked to them for at least a week!!!
 
lol

no im still here trying to learn not to jump around with comments

When someone posts a comment and you have something to say to them just press reply

If you would like to start something new go to the bottom to the open, big box

Tomorrow is a new day. Sleep on it It might make sense in the morning

**jumps in air when DL812 sneaks up on me**
 
GAH!!!
 
oh...um...err...you are still here...
 
**Backs away slowly, not making any sudden movements**
 
um...so....how are you liking the site so far?
 
 
lol

I dont think thats the right question now...

girls had a long night. We wouldnt want the voices to tell her to pull out the gun again do you? Less people are around to witness...

tried to reply to eff(i know idont know you well enough to use short version) got lots to learn buti am big bser

This stuff is like a scary movie.... It should be called..

When Avatars talk back...

Oh yeah they seem nice at first but once their avatar changes

faces they change to who they really are.....

Crazy stalker from HELL!!!!!

AAAAhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coming soon this Fall... Check local lists for date and time..

LMAO!!!

LMAO!!!
 
I don't need to see that movie...I lived it!!
 
LMAO!!
 
WTF movie is that from? I cannot remember... LOL

ok i just got to learn, be patient, not a psycho just full of bs

*holding up black umbrella to shield self from whoever is holding a gun*
Is this working? I don't think it worked for Rob..
*looks around nervously*
all I saw was something about "he sleeps" ....
like sleeps as in.. figuratively.. like.. not waking up again...
*find a happy place... find a happy place..*
Perhaps I should go uh.. borrow a gun from Kellan over in the barn..
lol

LMAO!!

Just make sure you don't shoot blanks like he is over in the barn with that gyllenhall-look a-like. LOL

Just don't make any sudden movements, and I think we should be fine...her vision is based on movement...

Thanks for bringing umbrella for cover...move over so I can get back there with you! LOL

*here*

moves over behind umbrella.. somehow I don't remember this being a part of ninja training.. I mean I'm no genius, but the fabric doesn't look like it could withstand a bullet hole, but hey... it's the thought that counts.. right?

*thinks this one over*

Maybe I should just chuck the umbrella so I can see the bullet coming and duck, instead..

LOL

Perhaps lip gloss would work on this woman..

then again.. I don't really go for women.. and she also insulted wolves..*getting angry*

and.. do I really want my lips touching a wolf-hater.

NO freakin' way!!!!!!!!

*sees Effing_ staring*

i'm sorry..I'm beginning to sound like her aren't I??

Yes.. ok.. sorry. you can hit me now.. wait, no sudden movements, right? Ok.. hit me really slowly and I won't flinch..

*stands still and stares at Effing_"

lol

**stares at 4tW while she rants**
 
OMG! Calm down!!
 
**slowly brings up my hand to 4tW's forehead**
 
now...hold still...
 
**flicks 4tW in the forehead**
 
**trying to talk without moving lips**
....is she still staring at us??

OMG..Effing, I can't find where you posted it..but "I don't need to see it...I lived it" is from PeeWee's Big Adventure.

yes!!!
 
THAT is where it is from!!
 
Thanks Scarlet!
 
lol

Hey...it's what I'm here for...

Well...that and bad jokes.

*speaks quietly through gritted teeth*

Unfortunately.. I believe she just said something about not moving aound, therefore standing here in one place not moving is probably a really really stupid idea on our part.

Uh.. just act like we're having a casual conversation and I'll scan the situation..

*scans eyes slowly for gun lady*

UH...so.. Effing...how 'bout them unicorns??

*I'm just going to reach my hand in my pocket and get a...tissue..

*reaches for rock collection and Jalapeno lip gloss*

*whispers*

in case i get desperate...

Uh-oh.. she's there. on 3 let's either bolt or throw someone in front of us..

who has been particularly annoying today?

lol

**sees new TAylor thread in the distance**
 
**grabs 4tW's hand and takes off running**
 
COME ON!! MAKE A BREAK FOR IT!!!
 
**goes into Taylor post, bullet free**
 
**looks at 4tW**
 
that was close...now put that lip gloss on and go get your wolf-boy. LMAO

*hiding behind Effing*
*whispers*
I'm scared

*thinking pleasant thoughts*
Rob Edward Rob Edward Rob Edward
*eyes roll back*
Mmmmm. that's better
lol

Hell ya me too! and I just got here!! = P

LMAO!!

its okay, Sparkly...I think she is gone now...

go watch that video I posted on here - or I posted it on twitter too, it will make you feel MUCH better!!

LOL

Who brought Hitchcock into this?

hee hee....Hitchcock...hee hee

*trying to shake dirty Rob images out of my head*

**giggles**

Hitchcock

*giggles**

*blushes**

FORCES dirty Rob images in my head!

Good point...what's gotten in to me!

*smacks her head*

sorry if i got off to a bad start trying to learn

**accepts apology from diamondslady**

That is ok...we won't hold it against you.

When you come on tomorrow are you going to be better?

Remember...commitment is nothing to fear!! LOL

yes can not help jumping of my comments though trying real hard i really hate disney stickers going to work on it

**reassuring voice**
That's ok...we all talk crazy on here...we just don't bring guns or husbands! LOL

We bring tazers, tranq dart guns, sheilds, alien repellent spray and a lot of other stuff.

Tomorrow you will be better!! :-)

honestly im better they gave me prozac and shock therapy no voices no nothing

wolves smell bad. disney kids are jail bait,vamps are the only way i go i like it rough

Good good....

now all you need is a Prozac

*hands diamond a glass of water*

*hands her a pill*

Now no more guns...you don't want to end up in prison with me.

If you lose the gun they might believe you

Just thought id offer you that tidbit

Now you're talking!!!!

**peeks over shoulder**

You still got that gun or have you put it safely away with your husband??

LOL

thanks sorry he sleeps

Spunkie this has got to be some sort of trick. Shes muttering something down below I think its code for something

LOL...omg..she is up and down...

OMG..she hit reply!!!!

**clapping**

yay...she has learned something..I'm so proud!

remember i dont like commited stuff but thanks for helping

Can you try to stick to one place? Youre giving me a headache while Im trying to follow. If youre going to be on nmm.org you gotta follow some rules

what does being committed have to do with hitting reply or being up and down?
LMAO..this chic is wearing me out!

**checks outside to see if it is a full moon**

nope...

**calls loony-bin to see if anybody has escaped**

nope...

**turns to Spunkie**
I dont know WTF is wrong with her...

lets just pretend she is still a grey face and move on, shall we?!? LOL

**holding sides**

I have laughed so much tonight that I had to stop for now....

**serious face**

hold it until tomorrow when we are bored cuz Rob has sheltered himself in NY and wont come out cuz of frizzy hair b!tch!!

LOL

ooh...wonder if we will get his butt-crack since he has been MIA today...LOL

**turns to Effing**

I agree...let's move on.

One day we will look back on this laugh...probably tomorrow. LOL


Ahhh...but boy did we have fun!!!

Oh..um...you aren't laughing already..
 
okay..
 
**wipes smile off face, gaines serious composure**
 
now, we wait for a new thread...
 
i will not "LOL" here cause I am being serious...

LMAO
Apparently she doesn't want to be commited to any one comment.
For some unknown reason that would be very very bad.

commitment issues to a comment? hmm thats pretty messed up. Obviously the treatment isnt working

I dont have a freakin clue. Then all of a sudden (look below) she says he sleeps. Who the hell sleeps? Im so confused my brain hurts. Its like connect the dots. I hate puzzles.

Maybe this is a part of the plan. Shes making us all crazy

LMAO
I just realized I am understanding her incoherency a little more than the rest of you.
That is scaring me a little.
WTF is wrong with me?

LOL
WHAT IS...Her husband sleeps?

I'm good at puzzles.

"I'll take psycho comments for 500, Alex"

OK..you're slowly redeeming yourself in here :)

Lmao it's crazy in here:)

This is what happens when we are bored and there aren't any new Rob post to drool over!! LOL

hell yes...gotta make our own entertainment after hubby's and kids get to sleep!! LOL

its the only time we bond as a team too...when the rob posts some out...so the claws and we all just turn on each other :(

SO TRUE!
*rubbing bump on my head from BD smacks*
*rubbing aa$$ from tazer*
When it comes to Rob its every girl for herself!!
LOL

yeah but this is the best kind of conversations...the pointless ones but ones that are fricken hilarious!!

welcome to the party....

so far, effing has popped two of diamond's cherries, given her a break-up post it note, diamond has brought out a handgun and now we're trying to tase frizzy fangirls and slap all deemed enemies with "i love efron" stickers.

and those are just a few of the highlights.

Vote for Rob...They are asking who we would have chose for Hottest Bachelor!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/17/chace-...

im back just been listening

at least you aren't shooting anybody...

***slaps disney stickers on Diamond***

**throws her out of the Forks city limits**

LOL

LAMO!!!!

And NOW

*in best little creepy midget woman voice*

"This house is clean."

ROTF

LMAO
*creepy midget woman voice*
"There is peace and serenity in the light..."

Sparkly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What is UP Nerd-migo?

Scarlet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"you're a barf bag"
"Yeah well you're a doggy bag"

I should not be proud of the fact that I could quote every single line from that damn movie.
But I am soooo proud!
LOL

*beaming*

I'm SO proud of you too!

Never be ashamed of your movie quoting abilities!

Hate creepy midget lady...she's scary!!!

I'm still having nightmares about her!

*creepy midget lady voice*
"I just don't read answers"
LOL

Hey..don't hate...appreciate.

LMAO

That woman always freaked me out!

**looks closely**

Is that Chief Swan's gun??

LMAO!!!!

OMG!!

What has she done with Charlie??

You don't think she took him while she was still a grey-face do you?

He is not gonna be pleased about the anal probe on the mothership. LOL

ok..time to call Wonder-Pets again...we are going to need another rescue mission...

LOL

**shudders**

anal probe...just had to mention it again

D@MNIT SPUNKIE!

Now you have that effing song in my head.

*runs around in circles*

Get it out! Get it out! Get it out!






lol...THAT"S WHAT SHE SAID!

**grabs Scarletl**

wait, wait..slow down...

umm...which song?

wonder pets? LOL

YES!!!

My 4-year-old sings it ALL DAY LONG!

Please...please...no more.

*sits rocking in the corner*

LMAO - sorry
you have to go to the other Peter post and read mine, Effings and the wonder pets rescue mission...
we played it out very well and I LMAO!!!

**SINGING**
The phone....The phone is ringing!!!

***clears throat**
umm sorry!!

LOL

LMAO...Peter post..


I can think of a lot of FUN things to do with Peter's post.

*bites lip*

Mmmmmmm

$crew the wonder-pets...they are too busy playing dress up and singing...we need to go now...

looks like it is you, me and my mad spider-monkey skillz...

LMAO

**goes over check list*

yep
yep
got it
do I need it? - yep - always! (goody bag for PP)
got it
yep

Ok...spider monkey..let's go!!!

ROTFLMAO!

OMG...anal probe...mother ship.

LMAO

*coughing*

OMG...Poltergeist flashback!

ROTFLMAO!
That's a bit creepy, eh?

LMAO!!!

sshheeeeeee's baaaaaaaack!!!

hahaha!! can you hear the psycho music in the background? LOL

LMAO!!

""norman!! Get over here and take care of mommy"

HAHAHAHAHA!!

*slowly backing away from effings evil laughter*

hahaha...
no seriously i have to go :( have to wean myself off for now to go do some last minute work....

be back a lot later :(

LMAO!!

Okay...see you later!!

im just talking to everyone no one in particular im the newbie play nice or i will have to talk to my husband (loading handgun now )

whoa there missy....no violence here!

Whoa whoa whoa....we don't bring in handguns



or husbands

LOL - Exactly...all that sh!t is checked at the door when we enter here!

but they do get shout outs from their twilight addicted wives...here and there LOL

hey, wonder if there are any twilight husbands on here....?

I can tell you mine won't come w/in 10 feet of me when I'm on here...

Ahhh...I've trained him wel!!

LOL

You know...if they would just encourage our habbit...they would get laid more...

When will men learn? tsk tsk

Mine has learn to deal with it...esp since he has sensed a "change" in my moods recently after I read a good story!!

LOL

EXACTLY!

hahaha....if only the men understood how much twilight actually helped them!

if they took a few hints from the book and acted like edward that would happen too!!!

LMAO....well trained...i must agree *bows in amazement to spunkie*

but im sure he doesnt realise all the dirty going on in here...he might actually like some of the comments....

LOL - No I don't think he wants to know what I'm "up to"

I tried to get him to read fan fic but for some reason he didn't like it as much as me..hmm!!!

*mocking husband*
OMG..how many Edward & Bella stories can there be?"

*yelling*
There are over 300+ pages and I plan on hitting all of them!
LMAO

He doesn't mind me reading it tho
*giggles*

Has he even read twilight?
Maybe he didnt realise that the fan fics were like the r rated version of twilight...?

ah well his loss LOL...

and of course he wouldnt mind you reading them...would he prefer you drooling over a computer or some actual guy in the real world...maybe in a dodgy motel....lol

He has seen the movie and that is as far as he wants to take the relationship!!! LOL

She HAS to be a wolf....no sane vamp would bring a husband in here.

seriously! i feel like the cullens in BD--"she's bringing THE HUSBANDS TOO?!?!"

LMAO!!

yea....no husbands allowed!
lol

What did you DO to her, Effing?

um....

popped her avatar cherry - gave her dandelions...

popped her reply cherry - gave her snickers...

No more snickers, I guess...it was just too much for her..
LMAO

No guns!!

Please pop her tazer cherry.

Where the H is nic?

sleeping like I should have been!!

I got 1 hour....1 HOUR and now I'm at work!!!

I need CAFFEINE!!!!

OMG Really?? You must be exhausted....

grrr...ran out of reply boxes up there!

and i agree.we should have 'i heart efron' stickers on hand to slap onto ppl we dont like!

Gah...efron...im convulsing thinking about him...hes so gross

you dont like me

hey girl don't worry...its all fun and games...you should have added to the mix and said you have deer heads hanging around your room and that you think Effing will be a nice a collectable! LOL

Seriously don't take it to heart...if it get worse then the rest us mods.. (we all have stars next to our name) will take some action...we don't like bullying on NMM but if you do feel like that they are picking on you then we can get them to shut the hell up.

Don't take it personal, the girls in here just get a little worked up when there aren't enough Rob posts going around. You'll be fine.

I told her we were bored cuz there isnt any Rob post today!! LOL

When Rob's away...the girls come out to play!

It's not that we don't "like" you, it's just that you brought a couple of things that are kinda discouraged in here...

1.Guns
2. Husbands
3. Efron (oh wait, that wasn't you...lol)

we're just intimidated by the firearms..so not cool to be shooting ppl around here...

Hale...let's just cover her in Disney stickers all together and that pretty much covers all of them!!

LMAO!!

You're buying a round of drinks for everyone for mentioning that name, Bauble.

*covers mouth*

I think I just puked a little in my mouth.

effing started it...

*tips piggy bank upside down looking for change to buy some drinks*

That's IT???

*smirks at Effing*

Who brings a handgun to bed???

well...um..

I MAY have broken up with her on a post-it note...

LOL

haha... that's cold Effing... poor girl

**backs away from diamondslady while holding a loaded gun**

**grabs tazer and shield**

Effing where are you???????????

You need to talk to your "one night stand" LOL

I cherrie-popped her right our of her mind!!

Geeze, I dont know my own power!!

**throws BD @ diamond, hitting her in the head, knocking her unconcsious**

QUICK...RUN BEFORE SHE WAKES UP!!!

lol

**runs quickly with Effing hoping not to trip and get shot**

*wait...let me get one quick taze in**

**steps in to taze...ha..gotcha ya**

LMAO!!!

Oohh!

WAIT!! I have an idea!!

**writes "I heart wolves" with sharpie on her forehead**

okay...now let's go!!!

lol

good thinking!!

**sprays wolf scent*

ok..now let's go!!!

LMAO

wait a minute...we dont even know if she likes it hot and cold!?

who cares?! Throw her on that side of the fence and let the wolf-pack tear her up...

LOL

'I heart efron' ROFLMAO!

don't forget Megan Fox!!

errrr I don't think so!! We're fighting off fence jumpers all the time don't go adding people!!

** raises beer**

"HERE, HERE!!"

**helps Effing toss her over**

*quick...grab the gun..we may need it later when the grey faces attack!!

LOL

But thats the thing...she might like the wolves all over her...

we are trying to punish not please her!

damn you are right!!
 
**crosses out "I heart wolves", writes "I heart Efron"...
 
that'll teach her!!
 
LMAO!

Note to self: design extender sticks to hold tazer.

That way we can be a relatively safe distance away from those we are tazing! That and so we can reach psychos when their frizz is blocking the way

YES! good call! it needs to be a frizz-free world!

although the tazing could expand the frizz....

better crank the tazer up a gear...then we can just burn it all off

i'm on it! we're way past "STUN"!!!!

fangirl frizz--BE GONE!!!

yes, good idea!!!
We prob should have used a tranq dart gun on this one! LOL

That sounds good. Add it to the kit for the future...this one was a crazy one!! the tranqs had better be illegal, double the strength quality!

woah there! no need for violence! we'll help you out! no worries. :)

OMG!!

my cherry-popping has cause her to lose her mind!!

**backs away slowly**

**whispers**
we need flplmtee's fish and my copy of BD now..

lol

Your going to be newmoonmovie.org cherry popper to all the gray faces now! LOL Better watch out gray faces !

what guns?? we never went further then blow torches and tazers. Effing what have you brought to us!!!!!

and you better have a million copies of BD, cos if u are using the same one all the time to beat ppl...that thing would be marshmallow soft by not!

oh...I have several copies!!

no marshmallows here...only hard ones...

**reads comment**

**thinks of video I posted earlier**

mmmm...HARD ONES!!!

**drools**

man...I gotta change my panties again..BRB

lol

Gee the littlest things set you off these days!!

Im afraid of the bills your going to get what with all the panties you go through in a day! All the electricity you are using for the washing!!

well this is WAAAAAAY better..... he's ADORABLE

Hey, where did the dynamic duo go?

ohh sorry, they couldn't make it here tonight.... to tired..... they got home and went straight to bed...instead of eddie singing me MY lullaby I as the one singing it to him LOL....they say it's really HARD work saving the world...sheesh SOOO MANY bellas out there getting into trouble

its Rio kinda twilightish Isls of esme best i could do quick

Oh Isle Esme!! I like that avatar! Very Cool :-)

30! New avatar I like!!! You here to see whats goin on too? I think the fight is over. The gun was pulled out but wasnt used cuz they threw her over the fence and are waiting for the wolves to come haha

No, I missed the fight! but a little birdie told me all about it. :-)

ohh...thats what your avi is about...*click* although isle esme was a deserted island in the middle of no where...

definitly creative though! Kudos to you :D

he so cute saying that rob is his son. it is so cute. and yes they are the hottest father/son relationship..

took me awhile i had to stop quivering before i could reply no grey face i am a quick learner i dont do commited relationships either just ask my 7th husband

**sighs**

now I have to take your "reply" cherry...

since this is our second date...

**gives diamondslady812 box of Snickers**

when you want to reply to somebody, hit the "reply" uner their comment and a comment box will pop up, type your comment, and hit "post"..

**eats a snickers**

Look...this is the farthest I have went with anybody...I am getting scared...

um...I just need time to think thins thru...you have me questioning every cherry I have popped...


**walks away, hoping not to pop another one of DL812's cherries**
...this is getting too serious...

lol

Effing, you gave me a great big unicorn above there. You mean to tell me that meant nothing to you????!!!!

Didn't even get a Snickers. Pffft.

**sighs**

**mumbles**
..hate clingy avatars...

**shouts**
FINE!!

**throws two snickers at Kristine8**

lol

**catches snickers**

Aww. Thanks, Effing.

**places snickers lovingly on mantle**

seriously, if diamonds has another question--LET SOMEONE ELSE POP IT!!! don't get bogged down! you're too young for this much commitment!

Your in way too deep now effing! Shes gonna be attached to your hip for a while now as she gets a hang of the ropes...

Hope you dont mind sharin robbie LOL

I know...I need to end it....I could never be faithful....

**writes: 'its over" on a post-it, sticks it to Diamonds avatar**

learned that from sex and the city...LOL

hahaha...very classy effing. Since she cant hunt you down in a twilight fan site or anything...

LOL...think the cold shoulder is your best defence....

Thank you for this better audio video. :)

Wow!! It's so good to hear Peter =)

He's the best Carlisle!

agreeed.
so perfect.(:

awe that is cute they really are like a family! the New Moon cast that is! taking care of and looking out for each other

yeah i think peter actually calls him his "son" in regular conversation. i'm sure with those crazy frizzy fangirls out there in bad shirts on the streets of NY ready to put rpattz in a choke hold, he needs any father figure he can take! lol

oh sorry guns for husband

hahaha that is an understatement... they need a bombsquad to protect Rob from those crazy fangirls! the rest of us Rob fans can control ourselves!

i'd like to think if i saw the guy on the street i'd actually be more afraid than anything else. i think his sheer beauty would overpower my vocal chords or will to step closer. lol

ha i wouldn't be able to speak if I ever saw him! I would just look dumb and gawk or something and he would be like, "uhhh ok weird girl..." and I agree with you 5ct, Rob needs a guardian! with laser beams to keep the crazy fan girls away!

because you know if you ask him for anything now, you run the risk of getting that coined answer--"f*ck no!" lol

Oh I know and then my heart would be broken and i would run away crying... he would then have to run after me and beg for forgiveness... haha

LOL...i think i would be so intimidated i would run away!
Although if he was with Emilie...think i would approach her...she seems friendly and down to earth. Then i would work up the courage to talk to him...if by then i hadnt been dragged off by bodyguards or other twilight fans LOL

Im thinking they should actually build rob a Guardian, like bellas before car from BD. Thats the level of protection he needs!

Awww....Dr. Dad Cullen! Seeing his SON everywhere...yeah, us too!

Don't worry, we've got a plan to take VERY good care of your Son. Better care then that dead beat-crack pot-security team.

They've got to be the HOTTEST Father/Son combo.....EVER!

Wooo Peter... ahem... I wish you could see, read or hear everything that we say about you... especially what TSH says about you *cough* crazy-wolflover-imprinted-on-vamp-dad *cough* LOL...

I love that man... Jennie... oh how jealous of you I am... so very, very jealous!! Hehe... well, Peter, I can't wake up everyday and go on throughout that day w/o your son on my head *shakes head* never, EVER... lol!!

Haha if he read what I said about him I would be rather worried...especially when I see him...I'm sure he would get a restraining order out on me!!

Jennie...who's Jennie........Carlisle....are you cheating on me....I'm going to have to get that whip out!!!

LMAO... I would love to see his expressions if he read your comments.. woo I would personally enjoy every minute of it... TSH blushing, hiding behind her whip and buttoning up her shirt after talking about letting him grope her boobs anyday... LMAO... just the image cracks me up!! Aww Peter? Putting a restraining order on you? Nah, NEVER... he's to mighty fine and awesome to do that *hides eyes from TSH so she wont know I'm lying*

Did I say Jennie? Umm, err... I meant you TSH, only YOU... hmm... who could Jennie be? Hold that whip girl... my mistake....

have been browsing sites since April finally decided to come out of closet. I am a twilight addict husband thinks i need a rest in funny farm

My husband thinks I belong on a funny farm too. I told him that's ok because I'd be in good company with all of my TwilightMom friends. I'd probably like it there.

get an avatar and we can help you take care of your husband. LOL

had to eat as a family ugh please what is an avatat i am a computer virgin will yall help me lose my computer virginity

LOL OH NOOOO, Effing found you, trust me you will have fun with her, you should Thank God she pop your cherry,

Okay...I will pop your avatar cherry...

An avatar is a pic...like the ones you see beside our names...

go into your disqus profile, and download one from your computer. Whatever pic you like...

**smokes cigarette**

Was that good for you?

Um, look...I don't want you to get the wrong impression here, I mean I know I took your virginity, but I am not a commitment kind of person...

um...
gotta go...

**runs away quickly, shouting**
..its not you, its me!!

LOL

UGH! I hoped you used protection!
Effing when are you gonna learn!
You don't know where the gray faces have been...
*calling dr.'s office*
Now we are gonna have to have you tested again!
*talking on phone*
"Yeah I need an appointment for a GF-STD test"
Hmmm...while you're there we might as well repeat the WSTD and VSTD. We all know how fast you get around...
LOL

dont encourge effing! lol why are you girls making her feel dirty?? HUH? lol

LOL
Just messin around
You're right leydylaura...
Effing's probably the one who gave her the STD

Sorry dl812.
*handing dl812 V/WSTD testing kit*

LMAO

shame on EFFING!

going to twtter to give her the advice not to spread the STD

lol

oh effing is going to hear it !

*clears throat*

I noticed you didn't last long!!!!

LMAO!!

Never said I would....I am all about the

WAM-BAM-THANK-YOU-MAAM's....

I hate to make it last too long, then the avatars get clingy...

**shudders**

I don't like clingy avatars...

LOL

speaking of clingy...she has replied to you below!
LOL

and, I had to pop another of her cherries...

I think I am in a avatar relationship now...

LOL

Damn Effing... Poor girl just left standing there with blank stare on her face wondering which picture to choose.

You could have at least given her a damn unicorn before you ran off. lol

Ha...I had my unicorn, that is all that matters...

besides, it was her first time...unicorn was damn near impossible. LMAO

I never pegged you for a turn 'em and burn 'em type, but I see now that you really just working for the common good.

Fight
Against
Gray

Perhaps a new coalition is in order. I know my brilliant vamps and wolves will get the acronym so I don't have to spell it out and get in trouble. Been in enough of it lately.......................

wow, I needed a cigarette after reading that one....LOL

the cigarette part was a nice touch...

i agree....the cigarette part made the comment

I know...I don't even smoke, but that is how great it was...

lol

ok effing, let's see if grey face learned a thing or two from your little lesson...i'll take anything at this point.

HA!!

I AM THE AVATAR-VIRGINITY MASTER!!

check out her pic...no more grey face!!

lol

LMAO
Effing I'm sending you over to the Pattinson caption contest.
How long do you think you can last?
*hands Effing lipgloss and protection*
Here, you might need these.

You are extremely powerful!

*stands in awe*

I'm not sure if I ever had a cherry, 's been so long.

makes you wish I would have popped your cherry, huh??

LOL

LOL LOL LOL
where is that?!?!?!
*rolling over laughing*

but yes, i must admit, nice job.
you're an -effing- genius. ;D

kinky effing.

hmm...you are right...perhaps I should have done more...

**picks some dandelions out of yard, gives them to the grey-face**

**turns to robsessed**
there, better?!

LOL

dont worry effing, we know your loyalties lie with rob...

you just use others to pass time...then its back to rob

**shrugs**

hey...she asked...I said "yes"...one thing led to another, next thing I know I am giving her weed-flowers and she has an avatar pic...

It all happened so quickly...

lol

LMAO
She totally wanted it! That gray face came off faster than a prom dress!!

LMAO!!!
 
This is why I missed you!!!
 
**blows kisses to Sparkly**
 
lol

Awww....

Right back at ya Effing!

*catches kisses...slap them on cheek...blws kisses back*

LOL

im sure rob didnt realise you cheated...think hes still in a bit of shock from frizzy...

Come on, Effing...you at least need to take her to dinner...or we're all gonna start thinking your a man.

wow you picked the idea right out of my head. lol.

You make me feel dirty, Effing.

I Like it.

Do it some more.

Sorry, I haven't read any Twi-porn in a few days. My hands are startin' to shake.

*In Robs voice*

"That makes it better...It's like yeah feel dirty about it...feel dirty.....feel like it's wrong."

LMAO!!

you feel dirty, cause you are dirty...

**whispers**

..you dirty girl...

LMAO

LMAO! lol oh noo poor effing, making people feel dirty!

Oh yeah, Effing!! Like that, like that.....

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

LOL
You've given this a lot of thought haven't you?
Actually, just the way you said that made me feel...uh..kinda hot.

LMAO

"That makes it better...It's like yeah feel dirty about it...feel dirty.....feel like it's wrong."

yea it's official. we're on a warpath against faceless users.

yeah we will add him to Effing's beat down list..right next to my husband! LOL

Effing - check out my post for the gray face above!

can someone explain twitter to me @diamondslady812

i have a twitter, if you need any help...!(:

6th so close!

is you cat wearing a watermellon?

I thought it was a lime! lmao

Warrior Lime Cat!

LOL

Its the attack of the cats!!

4th

127th

Woooooooooooooooooooo!

**claps for OE**

Omg I'm so proud of you for getting 127th!!!

I know you worked hard!!

LMAO!!!

Thanks Spunkie, it made my day. I'm just so happy to have finally fulfilled my lifelong dream! Oh, and I love the applause!

YAY!! WOOP WOOP!
You go!
lmao!

OMG LMAO!!

THIRD! Top three on peter!!!

wooo!!!!

Carlisle get over here....and get back to bed...I need an injection....you can grope my boob any day!

LMAO :D

every time i see those abs on ur avatar i'm like damnnnnn. haha it never fails.

LOL....everyone does....its mine and its lovely!!

Yes the green background just draws your eyes into the abs even more!!! its hypnotising all those ripples.....

agreed its like i cant look away from the 8 pack goodness...

*drools*

*sigh" there i go again....

don't drool over the PC/Laptop...I don't want to be the cause of electric shocks!!

:D I'm so glad I changed this!!

This pic was originally a still form the access hollywood top 5 abs clip wasnt it...?

yeah it was but some b*tchy girls have copied it to annoy me so I went in and photoshopped the background from blue to green to make mine unique.

Genius!!

The green contrasts great with the tanned skin!!

and i havent seen that abs clip more than once...*ducking and wondering if anyone beleives her*

yep...only one TSH with the 8 pack avatar!!!

I think we should make a pact to protect each others names and avatars...if there are any copiers...we light up the torches and get ready for a hunt!

i know right? they distract me every time too! i appreciate all of TSH's posts!

LMAO... OME TSH *puts hand over face from embarrasment*
haha... ooooh I have no words... you have no idea how hard I'm laughing... haha!!!

LOL....well he has tourettes...I have a right handful for him!! :P

LMAO... *hi5 TSH* you crazy chick... LMAO!!
Sure, sure... try explaining that to him in a couple of weeks... now THAT I would like to see, hear... whatever... lol!!

well if you see a picture of someone being dragged away by the police ....that'll be me!!

Lol... oh my Edward... haha... aww don't be so pessimistic my dear TSH... lol... I'm positive Peter is a gentleman and would NEVER allow that... just make sure you shift into a wolf before the cops get there and take you away, you should be safe then ;-)

You go girl! Get your man!!!

LOL....I'm going to see him in comic con in a few weeks and wondering if I can grab his crotch and say...oh I have tourettes!

lol. that's priceless.

I double dog dare you to do that!  Or, I double "wolf" dare you to do that!  You might be taken away by security, but maybe it will be worth it?

hahaha...I'm going to try but I'm sure I will get there and be a giggly teenager!

hahah who wouldnt. BTW video tape it and post it on here. You will only be tking by security...and piss off his wife....but still! once in a lifetime chance!

You'll be my hero forever if it helps!

Peter's not coming to the Convention here in Phoenix, but JACKSON IS!!!  Woot woot!
 
*does a happy dance, singing*
 
"Only two more months, only two more months"
 
*sits down, dizzy*
 
No more wine for me tonight!  Lol.

first, maybe? ! i loved nurse jackie( :

Welcome number 3 Kim :D

thank you!
i feel very special, everytime i always looked @ different comments i always noticed you and the other kim, but never said anything, but wooh! i feel excited to be noticed by other kims(:

are we talking about kimberlina? :)

What?! You rang???

yay!!!!! there you are! i knew it would only take minutes! :D

Yes I do try to be omniscient!!

if only i had more hours in the day, i could be omniscient as well! alas, there's petty stuff like work... :P

I know, if I didn't have to work my job (being the best ever) would be so much easier!

i just saw your post up there and got distracted. lol. no way! i was in disney last week and i was a disney princess! i bought a crown and had lunch in cinderella's castle! it was awesome!

yesyessss!
is that good?(:

oh yes! i have mad love for kimberlina! we share common thoughts! :)

Isn't it interesting that one simple little letter could change the entire meaning of that post...

LOL

It's a good thing you can spell.

definitely! my english degree serves me well. lol

yaaay !
i like her comment v v v v
you rang?, that's cute!(:

LOL, I'm right here, I can see this...thanks!!

lol, you're welcome!
and fyi, i don't think i've said it, i like how you put lina on the end of kimber, it's really, really nice. unless that's your actual name, kimberlina, b/c it's so pretty. unless you do ballet or something, i do ballet, and wow, it's just so creative.
lol, i'm awed(:

I can sache and chase (pronounced shah-say) as well. Perhaps my spelling of entrechequatre? is off - it's been so long since I took my ballet exams (really, not kidding - did take exams). Nonetheless, while my spelling is off my feet can still execute the step (four beats ending with same foot in front) - just in case you were wondering *note to self - get out ballet book and look up spelling *

I can jump rope.

*looks around at blank stares*

What? I was feeling left out.

Yes, OE, but can you sache?

And what manouevre is "four cats enter", exactly?

aw, well kimberlina, that is very pretty(:

I'm glad you can twirl!

I can tambe, pas de bouree, glissade, assamble, entre chat six, entre chat quatre.

*Curtsies*

I can twirl.

Sometimes I even get back up afterward.

I'm the resident ballerina.

LOL, no Kimberlina is a nickname my husband gave me because he thinks I'm a disney princess...I'm really just Kimberly.

Oh and I'm just a tap dancer...can't do ballet...sorry, now I seem so underwhelming!

OMG *tearing up* OMG that is the sweetest thing ever!!!

no problem! *welcomes kimberlina to the conversation*

yay, i was first!?
annd, i love peter's voice, it IS the best out there.
peter's so cute, not like rob, he's just adorable; like his little outfits, it's so wonderful<3

congrats! you beat me!

lol, i think i'm weird, but i feel totally accomplished being first.(:
i've never been first on something on the internet, hmm, exciting.

yeah it was a very big moment for me too

lol, okay good.
i'm not alone(:

hahah no. i thought it was stupid when everyone called first on their comment until i got first myself.
lol
i'll never critize anyone again!

you are so lucky. i've been trying to be first to comment for weeks on this site. i got 6th tonight. anyway, congrats!

OhHowiWishYouHadaFace!

LMAO....

*tosses 25 cool points to OhEdward*

nice.

Every picture i tried before was too big, so i gave up. I just found this random one though. Happy?
:)

Ah ha ha!

I almost chose that as mine a few weeks ago!

Too cute. That cat looks so po'd.

yay! anonymity and colorless comments--be gone! welcome! :D

Love it! You crack me up! I'm with you, OE, cuz a grey face tried to get snappy with me this morning!

good one, ohedward! i think we all need to start a brigade against grey face comments. let your avatar be known! show your face for new moon!

LMAO!!!

Nice...that was .......awesome!!

**hitting "like" on OE's comment**

LOL!

Seriously, how hard is it to pick a picture, any picture, so we don't have to stare at the grey robot anymore?

i found one. sorry, i didn't realize that it bugged people so much.

Oooh, but we meant a cool avatar...not one of a cat! How about a hot guy from Twilight???

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like the cat! Keep the cat!!!

You, Kimberlina, are a mean mean girl!

Always pickin' on cats. What'd cats ever do to you? Huh?

...but you DON'T have a Rob, so you choose to put it as your avatar?!!

*sighs*

Kimberlina , Kimberlina....

Cats...exist. They meow, they climb up your leg, they will eat you if you die...

Did I mention I have a cat? I still won't put it as my avatar!

jeez i can't do anything right tonight. it's getting late where i am, but i promise that i'll find a picture of taylor lautner to use tomorrow. ; )

We attribute gray faces to newbies. If you are a nubie - welcome - now go get yourself a face! It's much easier to follow friends when we look for their faces.

And really, you don't want to look like an amateur. Make a statement - pick something that suits you and own it!

You can do it!

i dont think you really need a picture, in fact if i were you, i wouldnt even get one.

oh my god! i dont have a picture! what ever will i do? its like, my life is not complete if i dont have a picture. i must not like twilight if i dont have a picture!


just wow.

sorry, that was for oh edward. lol :)

ha, good one.

:)

yeah i just get so excited about a new post i often reply to the wrong one. oopsie. :P

lol, why thank you!( :

LUCKY! UH! *stomps foot*

LOL...OMG....I totaly heard Napoleon Dynamite in my head when I read your post....LOL

It was after all, my inspriation!!!

lol

"Napoleon, don't be jealous just because I've been online chatting with hot babes ALL DAY."

"Napoleon, give me some of your tots!"

hahaaha, lol.
i'll say thanks to that.(: