Peter Facinelli Interview on Twitter Bet: Sweaty Robert Pattinson

by Will on June 17, 2009 · Comments

MTV has a new interview with New Moon dad Peter Facinelli concerning his aim to make it to 500,000 followers on Twitter by Friday. As we mentioned earlier, he’s now promising his Twilight director’s chair backing to a lucky fan if he reaches his goal–and he told MTV why it’s very special:

MTV: How will you decide who gets it?….Facinelli: I like riddles. I think I might do some kind of riddle, and the first person that posts the correct answer will win the chair backing. That sounds more fun than a raffle, right?
MTV: Yeah, and the Twilighters all want the back of your chair really badly. Facinelli: Especially since Rob Pattinson sat on my chair. It has some RPattz sweat on it.
MTV: Oh God. The winner could hire some CSI guys to remove the hairs and DNA. Facinelli: Definitely. One day, in the future, you might be able to clone Rob Pattinson if you own the back of my chair. That’s all I’m saying.

Check out the whole interview at MTV, and follow Peter Facinelli to help him win!

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The Original Paulex Girl (TWP)
I adore Peter he is absolutely hilarious! Especially on Nurse Jackie.

Rob's sweat? ewwwwwww. *light bulb*

Sweat In a Jar!!!!!!!!! Now YOU can smell like Robbie's armpit too! Only 19.99.

♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
Only on E-bay! LOL!

JoUK
only 19.99!
Id add a couple more zeros to that if I were you...
Some pyscho fan (probably 'Frizz') would pay the earth for that!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
You should totally package it with the fart-in-a-jar and sell it as a gift set!!

Definately instant cash right there!!

LOL

h3ll0kimberwy
lol, and i bet we'd all buy it:P

a seriously love peter, he's real like crafty, he's funny, and i just love his voice.
and, i really want the back of his chair. . . !

bella425edward4445
LMAO :D good one lol

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
**notices low number of posts**

Okay....where the heck is everybody?!??!

**shouts to people**

YOU BETTER NOT BE OUT HAVING LIVES AGAIN!!

usually there are more posts than this by now...especially with the opener about cloning Pattinson...Geeze...

**feeling alone**

lol

LovinEdwardCullen
*Runs in like a bat outta hell smashing into Effing and she goes flying to the floor*

Sorry I'm late what did I miss? Oh snap!!! Effing are you okay?

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
**picks myself up off the floor**

Geeze, woman! Watch where you are going...

I am fine..You must have heard "cloning Pattinson" and just got carried away...no worries...

I was just wondering where the hell everyone was at today...I have some pent-up smut that I am trying to hold in until the next Pattinson post, but feel I may explode before then. LOL

LovinEdwardCullen
Sh*t I'm so sorry!!! LOL!!! Are you sure you're okay? LMAO!!! Yes I heard Pattinson and couldn't contain myself!!! LOL!! As soon as I hear that name I feel like I'm going to combust!!! ROFLMAO!!!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
Uh-oh LEC....gold-stars strike again!! LMAO!! They were quick on your comment!!

oh...did you see that video I posted on here earlier...definately drool-worthy, I am sure that you will appreciate it as much as I did!

LovinEdwardCullen
No I can't say that I saw it. D@mn!!! I'll have to go look for it.

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
dont look, i will just repost it here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcacur6N1eg

hope you enjoy it!!

i especially enjoy it at around :59 lol

CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
Oh .... my .... God. I am completely speechless.

I am forever in your debt for that Effing. You are my hero now.

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
yes, that video is WAY f**king awesome! LOL

Kay
*Jaw drops to the floor*
Holy sh*ttttt

better than the sex on fire vid...ooooh myyy

That IS the best video ever of him...
or should I say the best Rob porn I have ever seen.
Oh that kiss...and about 10 secods after..
there are just no words to describe it.
*sigh* I have to go change again. dammit.

ROBSESSED43
i have only one word. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Jaypat
Your mmmmmmm went off my screen! how'd you do that!

h3ll0kimberwy
that was, AMAZING! i love you for putting that here.
i love how rob plays with his hair. god, i'm seriously hyperventing from watching it.
i neeeed to chill, gah; rob!

he needs to give himself more credit, he is adonis, <3

LovinEdwardCullen
OMFG!!! EFFING!!!!!!!!!! That was effing awesome!!!

*bows to Effing*

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
I knew that you would appreciate it!

I LOVE that video!!

**clicks to watch it again, for the 57th time**

LovinEdwardCullen
Thank you for re-posting it!!!

*goes to watch it again and again and again*

LMAO

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
I never get enough of that video...I am gonna watch it before I go to bed. I will be sure to have Pattinson unicorn dreams then!! LOL

Ciggy_
HOLY F*CK!!!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
I just made my hubby download that song so I can listen to it, think of that video, and drool while ruining my panties.

**shrugs**
...i like to multi-task..
lol

Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
You need to listen to it while your reading fan fic LOL

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
ooohhh!! Great Idea!!

unicorns abound for me!!

LMAO

Ciggy_
Must follow Spunks advice and listen while reading fanfic! Hey speaking of that can you email the link for the Western Edward? Please!!!
**runs to walmart to stock up on panties**

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
yes... just email me so i get it to the right email address.

lol

itsroberteffingpattinson@yahoo.com

LovinEdwardCullen
Surely by now youv'e ruined more than one pair of panties by now...LMAO!!!

*goes to shower again for the 3rd time tonight and put on yet another pair of clean panties*

ROFLMAO!!!!!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
I give up on panties...I think I will just wear my bathing suit bottoms all the damn time...then it won't be AS uncomfortable that way... LOL

PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
bathing suit bottoms???

why not go comando??? saves on the washing and in case Rob is in the vicinity you are that little bit more ....... mmmhhh Ready?

Whitneee (aka Charlie's Angel)
ok...so uh, i'm not particularly "crazy" about rob but.................................................................................................................................................................
GOOD F&*##@&K HEAVENS that was hot. Thank you effing :)

Lolla
Effing U R effing best!! This video ROCKS!!!

Aloha - Scooby Doo
I'm here, Effington!

I was just painting the spare bedroom a light baby blue.... for the nursery, ya know. Can't wait to have a bouncing baby Robbie crawling around!!

Oohhhh, wait, this is weird imprinting Nessie thoughts. **shudder**

A little slow on the reaction time for the coven, must be the heat! We need some cold-skinned vamps to snap us back!!

LMAO

Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
**hugs Aloha**

Congrats on the baby!!!

"his name shall be called Robert Thomas Pattison (insert last name) LOL

I'm sure the hubby won't mind!

Aloha - Scooby Doo
Hi Spunkington!! **hugs back**

Is Thomas Rob's middle name?! I didn't know that!

**googles pattinson wikipedia**

"uhhhh, hubby, you remember that movie Twilight? You remember that guy who
played Edward? Well, I reaaaally like his name and, and............"

LMAO

Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
yes, it's Robert Thomas.. a good strong sturdy name for a baby boy!!!

Let me know how well that goes over with the hubby! LOL

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
LMAO @ "Effington"..that is hilarious!!

lol

Awww...I didn't know you were preggers!! Congrats!!

That's okay on the reaction time...as long as people get here!! I was starting to get scared that everyone got abducted by the grey-faces. LOL
;)

Aloha - Scooby Doo
Yah, my husband thinks it's his.....

Haha!

Okay, I better add that it's my Robbie clone. whew!! Don't want the morality police on me. LMAO

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
LMAO!!!!

best. comment. EVER!!!

**still laughing**

Aloha - Scooby Doo
Geee, thanks, "EVER" !!!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
yes...EVER...mainly because I was NOT expecting that at all...you shocked me...I am still chuckling about it...my hubby thought it was funny too!!

Aloha - Scooby Doo
I love your hubby.

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
Ha...yea, he is not bad...

**eyes narrow**

HEY!! it's not his, is it?!?!

LMAO

Aloha - Scooby Doo
Nope! Robbie-clone.... Soooooo, I guess Rob's the father!!???

OMG!

What happened to the sex part?

Damn!

LMAO

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
HA!!!

sounds like you got $crewed on that deal, and not in a good way either!!

LOL

Aloha - Scooby Doo
Exactly what I just realized. But I'll give the father complete visitation
rights **wink**

**skipping off to finish the nursery**

Jaypat
Aloha Aloha!

Congrats on your baby boy Robbie! LOL!

So will you be on maternity leave from NMM.org?

Aloha - Scooby Doo
No way, jaypatridge!!!

You're all Aunties, and I'm gong to skype the delivery, dammit! One big happy and weird family.

LMAO

Jaypat
Yay! I'm an NMM.org Auntie!!!

LOL! Skyping your baby's birth!!

We'll have to get you a NMM.org gift basket for the baby..
A baby black hoodie, baby Wayfarer sunglasses, and a stuffed baby wolf for little Robbie.

♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
*hugging Effing*

I'm here!! Is there anybody out there!!!! Cloned Pattinson!!!

come on people.....

WHat the heck is up with the coven these days.....

Robaholic
I already have a wardrobe for my cloned Pattinson.

Also Stocking up on hotpockets and coke.

Jake's Chew Toy
hotpockets and coke?!?!?!???! LMAO........... seriously......lololololol.... my eyes are watering.

♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
ROTFLMAO!!!

Good one!! Hope you have a Costco or Sams Club memebership card to stock up!! = P

Robaholic
No Costco here so Sams Club here I come!! They better have an abundance of pepperoni Hotpockets in their damn freezer isle.

I also better pick up some ingredients for cookies. I will need to make cookies nightly.

We will make unicorn cookies daily and nightly. ;)

*mind racing*
Rob...unicorns...cookies...whipping bench...superbowl...rare book collections...alphabet.... oh my

*faint*

♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
*fanning Robaholic*

You ok there?? Here you dropped your Sams Club card..

Your gonna need that!! LOL!!

Robaholic
Phew thanks. I guess I will be ok.

I better buy some bottled water in bulk while I'm at Sams Club. I have a feeling I will be needing to poor lots of water on myself to cool down when out and about with my sexelicious Rob clone. :)

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
I have no idea...no wonder the grey face aliens have been taking over...

**gasp**

OMG!! LTCB, you don't think our friends have been abducted, do you?!

LOL

♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
The mother ship has arrived... LMAO!!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
YEs....I think they brought reinforcements!!

Whatever you do, LTCB, don't let their tentacles come in contact with your skin....it leaves a nasty scar! LOL

**hands LTCB grey-face armor protection**

lol

♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
ROTFLMAO!!! WTF!
(taking grey face armor from Effing)

Sh&t.. are we preparing for war?

Note to self: no contact with grey faces side effects make occur...avatars

could be kid napped and all of the Rob faces disappear...

lol!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
You bet your a$$ we are preparing for war!!

They have been multiplying!! This is not something to be taken lightly!!

They swarmed on Spunkie and Sparkly earlier and I haven't seen them since!!

**ming-ming voice from WonderPets**
..This is sewious...

LMAO!

CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
Can I join the anti grey face army? One said something negative about KStew earlier. Pissed me off. I am ready to sign up.

**Jumping up and down with excitement**

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
heck yes..we need all the help we can get!!

**gives armor to CF911**

now, suit up... we have some work to do. LOL

CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
Sweet ... I am on it.

**Putting armor on, beating fist across chest**

♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
Wow! How dare they attack spunkie, sparkly and you!!

Where are these good for nothing faceless avatars at...That's right

you mess with one us you mess with all of us..

Effing where's your taser? I have my books ready for a BD beat

down...
lol

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
oh, my tazer is always ready!!

no worries...

Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
**taps LTCB on the shoulder*

Where were you at today during our attack huh?
We needed back up!!

I had to talk flpmtree down from attacking one with her fish...she had it out so much today it was starting to stink!! LMAO

Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
**SINGS**
"The phone...The phone is ringing"

*answers*
"hello"

yeah we are being invaded by grey face Aliens...we need help!!

LMAO!!!!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
**shuots to Anti-Grey-Face Army**

ALL HANDS TO THE FLY BOAT!!

Spunkie needs our help!!

**sings**

it is Spunnnkie, she needs our hellp, this. is. serwious...

LMAO

Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
ROTFLMAO!!!!

*yells to ming-ming, Linny & Turtle*

Hurry...I'm barely hanging on.
They almost have me up to the top of the Mother Ship and I can't hold on much longer!!!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
now, now Spunkie just cause you are being abducted for a grey-faced anal probe, there is no reason to be disrespectful.
The turtles name is Tuck...

now, apologize and we will use our awesome Teamwork to get you down!!

LMAO

Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
*hangs head*

Sorry Tuck...I apologize..it's been a while since I've seen the show.

ok..now get your turtle Tuck a$$ up here and help me

*whispers*
I don't wanna think about the anal probe!!

LMAO!!!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
**turns to Linnie, Tuck and Ming-Ming**

Alright...we need to help Spunkie...I am not gonna lose her to the anal probe!!

Think Wonder-pets!!

**Watches as they jump into toy box to get into costume**

HURRY UP!!

**they emerge cross-dresed, as usual**

dammit! how can such tiny animals be so annoying?!

get the damn fly-boat together and lets go!!

**watches them sing and dance about teamwork**

NEVERMIND!!

**climbs tree and graps Spunkie's hand, pulling her away from mothership**

**throws spunkie on my back**

You better hold on tight, spider-monkey..I have always wanted to say that!

**falls out of tree because Spunkie just hit me in the head**

lol

Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
1st off - ROTFLMFAO!!!

**laying on the ground**

Don't ever call me spider-monkey again...I'll have the master punish you!
LOL

**gets up**

*hugs Effing*

Thank you and the Wonder Pets for saving me from the evil Mother Ship!

*hugs ming-ming, Linny and TUCK*

Aww..they are so cute..I just wanna dunk them in my coffee!! LOL

Rest up..I may need you tomorrow for another possible attack..stay off the phone! LOL

**looks up at Mother Ship**

*gives the finger to the Aliens**

**shudders thinking about anal probe*

You my dear friends are a life saver!!

cullencrazy29
i am here.... trust me i am having wayyy to much fun reading the comments

JoUK
Definately a quiet night tonight!
Its not even the weekend (not that that would be an excuse either)!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
I know...they will come out in drones when a new Pattinson article posts, i'm sure....but still cannot believe they are passing on the chance to talk about cloning the delicious heaven known as Pattinson... LOL

JoUK
I know cloning the RPattz should definately lead to some 'interesting' discussions!
*whispers-you know the ones that usually get Moderated!*

There are a number of regulars missing...
The second I log off, I either miss a really good post or a really good discussion!
Gggggrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Jake's Chew Toy
i'm busy....... what? can't a girl read some fan-fic without having to post every sec. geezzzee!!! lol

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
they only way you should get to read fanfic is if you share it with me!!

lol

JoUK
I second that!
Share!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
REally...I am a twiporn pimp, I need new merchandise to pimp out... LOL

Jake's Chew Toy
i've found one with: Jasper+ Bella.......... Edward+Bella... Jacob+Bella....... and a few others........ i didn't realize how "bad" reading can be... lol, it's sooo good, hehehehe.... who knew bella could be so, well you know... umm.... "needy" hehehe

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
dang...throw a pimp a bone...

itsroberteffingpattinson@yahoo.com

lol

PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
Hey Effing (pusher extraordinaire)

bit late seeing this but what are you pushing these days? new fanfic or something else?

LOL

Curly533 Loves Chaske
*jumping up and down*

Me too! Me too! Where are the Jasper/Bella or Jacob/Bella stories? Can you hook a sista up?

Jake's Chew Toy
got an email???

Curly533 Loves Chaske
Yes, it's curly533@yahoo.com.

*smiles* Thanks missmeliss!!

JoUK
say no more...
I believe reading fanfic is the ONLY excuse allowed for not being here!
That and watchning/reading Twilight!

LOL!

Jake's Chew Toy
agreed!!! I swear i've read like 8 different stories in like a day...

i found one where they are all trying to hide there thoughts from Edward...... and lets just say Emmett's mind was so effing hilarious!!!

Whitneee (aka Charlie's Angel)
It's definitely quiet. We need some more damn Charlie news already!!!! It has been way too long since we got anything juicy. I have sent Will a few Charlie stories but NOPE...no post :(

CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
**Waving from a distance, cautiously**

I'm here Effing. I put my fire extinguisher away.

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
Aw...safety no longer a priority??

You know I like to bust out a good bonfire without a moments notice! you should carry it with you all the time!! LOL

CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
Depends on what you are burning. I was getting upset over the knots. We can't give up. Kristen will make them appear again. LOL

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
ugh.....the knots...guess they are better than the ones that girls were putting in the BACK of their shirts...but not better by much. LOL

ROBSESSED43
geez effing get a life. hahaha. just kidding! where's your son? have you lost him again? poor little guy...his mom cares more about rob than him!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
hhmm...last time i checked he was trying to follow my rules to fry some chicken for supper....

No worries though...I gave him an apron to protect from burns.

LOL

**shouts to son in kitchen**
HOW MUCH LONGER? I AM STARVING!!

lol

ROBSESSED43
sounds delicious! tell him to make one for me! i'll be right over in a few and i expect a full dinner on the table.

CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
ROFLMAO

**Being negatively influenced by Effing** Loving it.

I wonder if I could use that excuse so that I can get out of making dinner. Heck yeah.

JCullen81
You may need to borrow her tazer.... It seemed to work on her husband...LMAO

mljhasocd (Team Pea Coat)
Are you kidding???? No life here!!!!!! My life is with you guys on this site!!!

JCullen81
Sorry, I was checking the new posts I missed while I was at work..... Once I saw the re-appearance of frizz B*tch video I had the seperate myself from the laptop before I ended up punching the screen.

PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
Sorry Work got in the way! Abroad for 3 days with no NMM.org and no cyber friends and no fanfic, I could snatch some glimpses of posts but nothing else no Rob for 3 days hhhhhaaaaarghhh!

*hugs Effing desperately*

I was on another post erlier but I could only hear echoes......... scary

My idea of hell!

breesmom
No Rob! How awful for you. How nice to have you back here in civilization!

PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
I know barely survived..... LOL

not to mention the crappy flight there snoring passengers (while I'm trying to listen to Rob singing - Seriously people should just cop on! ha ha ha) someone in a hoodie falling asleep almost on my legs GGGGRRRRR

I'm so glad I am back I alost kissed the ground after landing....

*looking around worried* maybe I shouldn't say this it sounds like I am way too obsessed, add to it the talking to my avatar a while back and they will cart me off to the loony bin.... they'll have to catch me first!

LMAO *evil laugh*

Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
Ok, ok...so I had to have a normal life for a few hours.
I have to do something with the family to make up the time I spend reading fan fic, twittering and NMM!!

**on hands and knees begging for forgiveness**

LOL

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
**checks Spunkie for any sign of alien infection**

**sees she is all clear**

OMG!!! I was so worried about you!!!

**hugs Spunkie tightly**

I am so glad to see you and your colorful avatar back on here!!

lol

Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
**takes off hazardous suit**

*breathes heavy**

yeah I made it back...

gah it's rough out in the real world!! LOL

*begs Effing*

Don't make me go back out there...PLEASE!!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
**puts arm around Spunkie, and pats her on the back**

now, now...its okay...

why dont you go watch the video i posted up top to make you feel better??

*wink* trust me...

lol

Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
**Cries**

Thank you Effing..you always know how to cheer me up.

**snaps back to reality**

ok..I feel much better...yummy!!!!!!!!!!!

Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
**BREATHES IN**

**BREATHS OUT**

OH MY EFFING GAH!!!! IF I GET HIT ONE MORE TIME BY AN ALIEN I'M GONNA EFFING SCREAM!!!!!!

LEAVE ME THE ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
What??!?!! They are attacking?!?! Where?!?!

**grabs alient repellent and tazer**

Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
They are still attacking me on the caption post that was days ago!!!!!!!

There are almost 70 replies to my caption and most of them are grey faces...

then this morning they were everywhere Effing...freak'n everywhere!! (LOL)

I'm about to go off Bad A$$ Edward style!!!!!!!!!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
you should!! Tell them to F**k off!!

Dumb a$$tards...lol

Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
You caught me *slowly puts hands in the air* I'll drop it...I promise!

breesmom
Sorry, Effing, I had to work. I try not to do that too often but I do have to pay for my cable so I'll have internet, you know!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
I understand...but I am leaving now, so hopefully will get a chance to talk to you tomorrow!!

nite-Nite, Breesmom!!
:)

its_R_Pattz_baby
dont you hate how it is always a 'source' that confirms the bullsh*t? i think that 'source' is the crazy sick imagine of the writer.

30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
Yeah the "source" is probably a stranger off the street. I dont believe any article with "sources" its BS.

PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
ha ha ha

Invisible imaginary friend = source

Priceless ;-0

LOL

JoUK
OK, if this doesnt encourage ppl to 'follow' Peter on Twitter nothing will!

TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
LMAO... oh Peter, like I've said before... you're MY hero... and now THIS? Wooo... Rob sweat?? Hmm... Rob clone?? Double 'hmmm' stop giving these crazies some ideas... you have no idea what THEY'LL do... *goes off to plan Rob cloning*
He's such a dork... love him and his loveable humor!!! I love you Peter, my hero =)

TeamSpaceHeatersX♥KissedPauleX
LOL he's so funny...and the funniest is there will seriously be some sad git who gets the microscope out and starts doing that!

*Looks at RobRocks who is already contaminating the DNA by licking the chair*

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
yea...that is totally pathetic...

**hides microscope and plans to steal sample away from RR so TSH cannot see**

i mean...get a life, right?!

**nervous laughter**

lol

TeamSpaceHeatersX♥KissedPauleX
LMAO

*effing runs with sample to get test*

*gets evidence with some DNA of Rob*

*uses DNA to have Robs baby*

*dumps family and runs to Rob house like the frizzy freak saying 'I HAVE YOUR BABY!!!'*

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
LMFAO!!!

Great plan TSH!!!

**goes off to make TSH's dream for me a reality**

OMG!
*still laughing*
lol

5ctBauble
wow...i didnt even think about the fact that ppl would be gathering dnd for babies...i was just thinkin gof a million rpattz clones surrounding me....i mean the city...:S

TeamSpaceHeatersX♥KissedPauleX
LMAO and then you would have chance!!

5ctBauble
:O Im shocked beyond words that you think the only way i could be with him is if i made a million clones!!!

hmmm...at least there will be rob clones...you have to fight for taylor along with a billion others...

TeamSpaceHeatersX♥KissedPauleX
hun I work my way around the pack...if Taylor is busy, paulex or chaske will keep me entertained!

5ctBauble
yes but your wolf pack numbers arent even up to double digits! billions of rob versus a few wolves....?

but knowing you, there are prolly a few wolf clones out there already...im sure you've pulled out enough hair for dna during your entertainment sessions ;)

♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
*whispering to Effing*

I just bought this clone kit from the Discovery Store... let's hope it works....

LMAO!!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
SWEET!!

**gives LTCB "Genius' glittery sticker**

♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
Woo Hoo!! Doing the Glittery sticker dance..

WATCH OUT!!

kristine8
I bet Rob sweat tastes like cinnamon and brown sugar.

yummmmmm!

LOL

Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
There is only one way to find out!!! LOL

*waves hands*

I'm up for the challenge!

LOL

kristine8
Get in line, sista!

**points to ticket number dispenser on wall**

CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
Ok, this is random and off topic, but did anyone see the Hottest Bachelors for People Magazine.

Your wanna talk about a joke. Rob Pattinson is among losers like Chace Crawford, Zac Efron, and Bret Michaels? WTF? How did Rob end up with these losers? There is by far no comparison in my eyes. Where in the hale did People get this list?

Oh and they have Chace on the cover instead of Rob. Rob probably refused to do it b/c he knew he was better than that.

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
**reads comment, gets to Efron's name**

GAH!

**pukes**

**scrolls away from your comment before I can puke again**

lol

CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
Bret Michaels? I still cannot get over this?

How could they insult Rob like that?

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
LOL..

Bret Michaesl and his Herpes of Love....

He is a friggin joke...

30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
Is Brett Michaels still around? Man what is he 60 by now? lol

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
Ha!!

yeah, he has some reality show on VH1...lame.

i dont know how old he is, but the fat he has injected into his lips cracks me up!!

lol

CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
And wears a wig ... and make up ... and botoxes. There is a reason he is still a bachelor.

kristine8
Hold up. Who on earth is Bret Michaels?

And why is he putting fat into his lips?

CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
The lead singer of Poison that has the reject reality show on VH1?

kristine8
Not ringing any bells.

Wonder if you can pick where they suck the fat from?

I just don't see how that could ever turn out looking natural. Bleh.

♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
Chance Crawford is on the cover? WTF! Who did he pay off? Bret Michaels (yuk!) Oh and don't mention

Efron around Effing she pukes at the thought of him...LOL!! That's really dumb of People to not have

Rob on the cover... (Boycotting People Mag for their stupidity)

CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
The only possible explanation is that Rob would have nothing to do with this garbage. People has to know that Rob on the cover would sell 100 times the mags as Chace on the cover.

Who cares about Gossip Girl? And did you see him in that Molly Hartley movie? Worst acting ever.

♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
Exactly! Gossip girl is so 2008... LOL!! Rob rules and Chace drools!

kristine8
Yeah, saw that. Very sad.

On the plus side, did anyone see the new cover of Entertainment Weekly...Ryan Reynolds..Grrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllll.

Man, after I have my way with him he can do my laundry on his abs!

CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
Now, Ryan is kind of cool, has a great sense of humor, and a nice bod. I'm with you on that.

Of course, he pales in comparison to Rob. LOL

kristine8
Maybe...
Not that I'll ever meet either of them, but Rob is in the upper stratosphere of celebrity...Ryan seems slightly more accessible and I think I could take Scarlet in a fight!

*big depressing sigh*

But I'll never get the chance. *sobs*

CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
Yeah, I would definitely prefer to take Scarlet then Kristen. Kristen looks like she would beat your a$$ then drink your blood. She scares me, dude.

But I would go through hell and back for Rob, so Kristen bring it on.

AshleyAnne5
Hooray! first

cullencrazy29
second AGAIN....... i am joining twitter and following him definitely now because rob's DNA is on the chair!

AshleyAnne5
sorry :( you weren't off my much, if that helps :/

cullencrazy29
yeah i was prob a few seconds behind you

AshleyAnne5
yes I think you were, it just cracks me up that being first on a post is a huge accomplishment, it is another addiction!

cullencrazy29
definitely... that is my LIFE GOAL.... it HAS to come true or else!

AshleyAnne5
well next time there is a new post I will send you some mind waves or something and let you be the first one to comment? deal?

cullencrazy29
deal! i will make sure to use my telepathic senses :D

one25centpeice
If more than one person comments at relatively the same time, I noticed that the more "likes" a person gets, the higher up they are... that's why the best caption contest winners are always "first" :]

unicorn glow(vampire_vixen)
lmao.;..this interview is funny.. i like Dr. Carisle sense of humour...aww; he really shouldn't have said that because we gonna have people trying to win that chair to clone rob...lol...

cullencrazy29
exactly.... people will be at his doorstep screaming at him to hand over the back of his chair.

5ctBauble
well thats one way of attracting new followers...use the magic word "rob" along with 'sweat' and 'clones'....no wonder hes the smartest cullen :)

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
THIRD?

SWEET!!!

never been third before...this is awesome. I think I may strive for third on all the posts...way better than first...

oooh...and it is on a Pattinson post talking about cloning him....definately my lucky day!!

**goes to buy lottery ticket**

lol

cullencrazy29
congrats haha.... you must catch the headlines at a wonderful time haha cause youre always on the top of the board lol

**buys thousands of lottery tickets and hands one to Effing**

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
Oooh.....Thanks!!

and you got scratch-off ones too!! I love me some scratchy tickets!!

**goes into corner with penny to rub tickets to reveal my mutlitude of prizes**

lol

cullencrazy29
oh my pleasure.....

**rubs off her scratch off and finds out she won a trip to NYC to see Rob**

**does celebration dance and invites effing to come**

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
Hell yes I am in!!

Wait...

**grabs "Bag-o-fun" to take on trip**

alright...I'm ready. when do we leave?! LOL

cullencrazy29
well the ticket expires in one week... so i'm thinkiin right now....but hey the trip is 4 months long and we stay in the same hotel as rob!

i call the room beside him!!! maybe with him!!

**grabs twilight dvd and suitcase.... sneaking her DNA kit and tools**

AshleyAnne5
i think someone is jealous?? lol don't you agree cullencrazy??

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
why would I be jealous? I have been first before...but never third...

this is a special day for me....so, go take your p*ss storm and rain on somebody elses parade!!

lol

AshleyAnne5
hahaha dream big! 3rd is an accomplishment as well, congrats Effing, my apologies! **cowers in a corner** :D

cullencrazy29
i believe so ashley....jk

**takes ticket out to give to Ashley**

such a giving person i am... :D

AshleyAnne5
you are such a giver! I hope I win!!!

cullencrazy29
haha yeah i do too

**smiles... but is hoping she'll lose**

lol just kiddin :D

♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
Congrats on third Effing!!

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
Thanks LTCB!!

I see that SOME people know how to be nice around here...

**glares at AshleyAnne5**

lol

cullencrazy29
well hey.... what about your lottery ticket giver??

(cries in corner feeling rejected)

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
I am not counting you...I didn't win anything and am pretty sure you stole the one ticket that DID win!

lol

cullencrazy29
well i thought I was the one that INVITED you to go to NY
haha and here try this ticket..

(hands effing the ticket)

ROBSESSED43
god i'm scared of you...ha.

*shows fangs and prepares to bite effing*

kristine8
ooh ooh ooh!
I was third on another post earlier today too!

*joins hands with Effing and skips around*

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

:)

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
**takes Krstine8's hand, continues to dance**

YEAH!!! we are part of the "third" club!! woo-hoo!!

lol

kristine8
We're so awesome!

*giggles*

1st and 2nd...what a bore.

Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
What is up with the cats? They're really creepy!

kristine8
What can I say...cats can be creepy.

Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
LOL, so get them off your avatar! I'm going to have nightmares!

kristine8
Awwww. Kristine's little pudders wouldn't hurtcha!
Hey, I've tried picking a Rob picture before but I can not seem to get one up before somebody else has it, So, in the interest of being non-confrontational, I'm lettin' p**sies represent.
Prrrrrrrrrrrr.

Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
LMAO, that'll teach you to use dirty words for your cats!!

Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
But I am a confrontational person so I'm going to sick my dogs on them!

kristine8
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

You better have big breeds at your disposal. My cats will open a can of woop*ss on 'em! They cray-zay!!

kristine8
OMG, I am so embarrassed. My post was edited by the mod.

*hangs head in shame, walks to stand in corner*

Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
LOL! OMG, I think you're a nutter!

kristine8
Thanks, thanks very much.

*stands proud*

kristine8
Hey! It's only a dirty word if a perv reads it that way.

So there.

:)

Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
Are you calling me a perv? Now that, is not an insult like nutter is...

I will stand prouder!

kristine8
If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck...

Apparently the mod is a perv, too.

Buncha pervs.

What's a sweet innocent girl to do?

If you see one, let me know. ;)

Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
You my dear, are a proper freak! LOL!

kristine8
*big sloppy kiss to Kimberlina*

LOL

Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
Eeew, cat drool!!

cutesweetiezzz
5th? LOL

whereismyedward
fourth! and hahahahaaaaa he's hilarious!!

whereismyedward
ok fine i can't out, but anyway... I WANT TO CLONE A ROB! if not then take his dna and have his kids... he doesn't need to know... muahahahaa :D

cutesweetiezzz
LOL

"Rob, guess what. You're the father of my child!"

whereismyedward
my thoughts exactly! LOL! i think that'd be one way of guarenteeing a chance of meeting him...
ahh and what a beautiful child that would be... provided he has strong genes LMAO!!!

cutesweetiezzz
Of course he has strong genes, it's Rob. We wouldn't expect anything less.

whereismyedward
damn straight :)

AshleyAnne5
make sure you share his DNA with the rest of us! we want little Robs too!

whereismyedward
ah don't worry i shall :)
i could probably make millions be recloning and selling it... wooow think of all the £££ (or in most of your cases $$$)!!!
then again, it's most probably illegal. and i'm absolutely rubbish at science...
oh well, when there's a will, THERE'S A WAAAY lol! :D

unicorn glow(vampire_vixen)
ahaha...thats funnny...aww; now DR. Carisle gonna have the crazies all following him on twitter..

*saying to everyone; let's be simple about this guys*..lol

londonalozzy
Here is the proof that peter is getting close to 500,000 already I took a screen shot of his twitter page coz it keeps messin up and the numbers r changing. Here is the proof. http://twitpic.com/7nqlk

giggsy_girl
dunno what's going on. the numbers are crazy they keep increasing and decreasing,like wth?

londonalozzy
yh i know at first it was at like 212,000 but i refreshed the page on the off chance and it jumped up 2 that. I quickly got a screen shot just 2 proove it lol

30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
I bet noone in the history of Twitter has 200,000 followers! Maybe we crashed Twitter? LOL its very possible.

londonalozzy
nah thats not the reason. People like Ashton Kutcher and Ellen Degeneres have ova 2 million. Actually I think Ashton has over 3 mil. Maybe its coz Peter is getting so many new followers in such a short space of time. Thats all I can think of.

30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
Then "maybe" it is being Hacked?? hmmmm maybe some CRAZY TWINUTTER is making sure he wins!! lol

londonalozzy
yh guess so lol

unicorn glow(vampire_vixen)
lmao @twinutter...no; maybe some crazy twinutter wants the chair with rob DNA to clone him...ahaha

londonalozzy
LOL but i wouldnt mind that chair eitha 2 b honest lol

EnglishCullen
ive just posted like the same comment as you!
sorry!
ahhaha

ishta
my browser says over 212 000

londonalozzy
I know it keeps doin that and then I clicked on it once and it showed up with wots on the screen shot. I am gonna keep checking 2day and 2moro in case it goes ova 500k and no one else spots it.

londonalozzy
UPDATE UPDATE - NOW UP 2 427,125 FOLLOWAS. HERE IS A NEW SCREENSHOT http://twitpic.com/7nz75

londonalozzy
UPDATE UPDATE - NOW UP 2 427,125 FOLLOWAS. HERE IS A NEW SCREENSHOT http://twitpic.com/7nz75

TeamSwitzerland
Im totally making a clone of Rob

Danielle
I should join twitter just so i can win because i'm good at riddles.

EnglishCullen
hahaha rob clone!
brilliant!

this bets definitely being fixed though because ive got screenshots of his profile with over 400,000 followers twice but it always drops back to 210,000 odd!!
http://twitpic.com/7ntn1
i reckon rob defranco's hacking it!
hahaha

Robaholic
Some one got it when it was at 503,000, but it dropped again! Everytime you refresh your page it drops or goes up by thousands or so.

http://twitpic.com/7np46

EnglishCullen
:O
thats totally enough evidence for me!
now where is that polka dot bikini???
;)

nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
wonder how many vamp girls are on wikipedia, trying to figure out cloning...LOL

Patience Isn't My Specialty
y wikipedia, Niki?

*lost*

nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
Ugh...Pimpsy...
*pat pat*
It's ok...that ONE line up there IS pretty complex.

love ya anyways
lol

Patience Isn't My Specialty
LOL...
*looks down at t-shit*

Yep! "Not Blond but Still Stupid"

lol...it takes awhile Niki! We can't all be German and smart! ;)

Cat
The Dex is such a funny guy.

Joy
OMG he's so funny, I'll keep following him after he wins the bet just for his last comment about cloning Robert Pattinson

Robaholic
Rob sweat and DNA!! I am definitely gonna try and solve that riddle. lol

Carrie
I read the rest of the article..... can't wait for the other Rob to lose..... he better put that video on YouTube!

30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
Please everyone help Peter! We have to show that Twilight fans ROCK!

oh and that dna stuff doesnt sound to bad either lol

RealMenGlitter
LMAO daddy c is hilarious! I was cracking up. Hes fighting dirty now. No one will be able to resist supporting him if Rob DNA and sweat are involved

♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
Yeah he is!! The gloves are off... Who is going to resist Rob's DNA...seriously..

(hiding clone kit from RMG..the one I purchased from the Discovery Store)

LMAO!!

RealMenGlitter
You have a cloning kit and you were going to hide it from me!!!!! LTCB I thought we were friends now?

*Cue tears*
Come on dont keep all the Rob clones to yourself! *sniffle* please!

mschicklet
LOL Somehow I can imagine a Twihard sitting in their basement with a makeshift DNA kit, trying to find any shred of hair that RPattz may have left.

And for some reason, that scares me.....

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
she probably has frizzy-hair, wrist tattoo and a half eaten Pattinson b-day cake beside her...

lol

mschicklet
That makes it even scarier lol....

cullencrazy29
seems like it describes the person on the dot! after barely being touched by rob's bodyguards, she thinks she can do anything and plots her next attack!

breesmom
Yes, I want to know why she wasn't tackled and arrested for that stunt. Just let her run away...what was that?

And poor Rob had to keep smiling and walk away, like it didn't phase him one bit!

Jake's Chew Toy
ummm.... no. that cake will never be eaten...thank you very much... its next to my conversation hearts and Twilight chocolate bar.......... of course i have no problem licking the frosting... *wink wink*

and quit talking about me and my rpattz wrist tattoo ....its not very Twi-nice ...... j/k lol

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
I am not a twi-nice person! you should know that by now!!

LOL

**whispers**
um, when you perfect the cloning of Pattinson, can I have one?? LOL

Jake's Chew Toy
NO!!! i absolutely do NOT share!!!

see, i'm not always a Twi-nice person either *sticks out tongue*

LOL...... hehehehhehhehehehehe

no but seriously(says with stern look on face) lol

ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
FINE!!!

**shaking my butt in general direction of missmeliss**
nah-nah-nah!!

**secretly plans to steal her cloning kit**

lol

Jake's Chew Toy
You'd have to pry it from my cold, dead, sparkly, vampiric hands lol.......... good "effing" luck! lol

30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
LMAO!!!!

Jake's Chew Toy
hmmmm... Rob clone?!?!?!?!?

thats ok!!! (passes it to the next person in line).........

I'll stick to the original if you don't mind (wiggles eyebrows suggestively)
*wink wink*

blueeyedlamb
I love Peter...he cracks me up. I joined his Twitter following a fews days ago. If you havent yet, go help him out!

♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
Oh..Oh.... I wanna a cloned Rob Pattinson for myself so I can hug him and sqeeze him and dress him......

I'm stopping there but you get the picture.. LMAO!!

30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
or undress him. :-)

♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
Oh of course that too!! = P

PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
err LTCB don't you mean undress him? LMAO he's got too many clothes on most of the time I would have thought the point would be to take them off as much as possible?????

*thinking - uh oh maybe is just me then oh well more for me then*
LOL

bina209
Aw he's gonna do a riddle....booo im horrible at riddles.

cullencrazy29
ew sick!!! uh rob needs to be #1 in every magazine around the world... rob'snot some guy who can fake play basketball and fake sing... zac's basically a poser.... no offense

its_R_Pattz_baby
Lol, the lengths he will go to to get his numbers. Dont you just love him for knowing that all he has to do is just mention Robert Pattinson and his numbers will go shooting up. It might be kinda sad for him to realise that his sweat on the chair is not enough lol.

Anything with Rob on it will do. If i get it, i will sleep with it, eat with it and hell i will shower with it.

*shakes head* i think i'm losing my mind

CUTEE
look at this new article about robsten http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/15012

CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
this is such BS.

If MA were still around, we would have seen them together by now.

Robsten lives on, but I seriously doubt Rob is pleading with Kristen to make a choice. Does not seem in his character. She looks like she has already made the choice to me.

ejaz
What a load of c***!! I cannot imagine Rob acting like some besotted teenager constantly checking up on Kristen much less issuing an 'ultimatum to resolve the love triangle by October'. The people at this magazine clearly do as Jay Leno likes to say..."Check, Re-Check and Check Again all the facts of the stories they print!! NOT!!!

kristine8
Rob himself said that nothing that's written about him is hardly ever true. If everything you read in those mags was real then Jennifer Anniston would have already given birth and gotten married 5 times in the last year.

TeamRobsten4Ever
i feel you

nomesters
Peter F always cracks me up. Haha. I really don't know how to respond to this interview besides laughing.....

Diana
OMG...What am I supposed to do with this? I know...think about it all night...Oh Rob, Rob. U make my life make no sense. What am I going to do with you?Or whatever...without u...I would really like to win that thing but I know I don't have a chance. They'll be on Peter's site like bees on honey. Oh Rob, Rob? Can I clone u? Can I? Pretty pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee....I change my mind...I want the real thing

Nataniasmom
LOL! That's some funny shite right there, lol.
"clone Rob Pattinson" LOL
We added him so that his friend would have to skip down Hollywood Blvd. in a bikini, but now this is a Bonus! lol

cara
<3 peter. DEFINITELY the funniest cast member :) "All Im saying is with this chair back you might be able to clone RPatz, all Im saying.." LOL

twilightaholic
Ahahahah I love Peter he's so hilarious!

I will DEFINITELY be cloning me some rob in the near future. ;) That's all I'M sayin.

PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
I've said it before and I am still not tired of saying it so I'll say it again.

Peter. You rock baby!!! Funny man I really love you. (nowere near as much as RPats though - sorry)
lol x

JTS-Team Swiss Sexy Beast
oh Peter pick me pick me please!!!

I'm a scientist! I totally know how to clone DNA. Once i have your chair backing I can call my friend who works in forensics to get the samples and then I can take it into my lab and start working @ making my own personal Rob!

weeeeeeeee! it's never been great to be a scientist right now! =)

ferni [abc...] 8)
well now i know what i'll be doing tomorrow...... doing propaganda for peter facinelli ohhh yeah

Twiloverswitz
So lets say Peter does a riddle...and then expects us to post...if he isn't following us he can't see what we say...am i correct. I am a twitter newbie so i am so lost.

Nataniasmom
no, you can do the reply to him and he will see the reply, but you can not just post it as a comment.
I just feel sorry for him going through 500,000 replies to the riddle, lol.

Kimoppi
Ok kids... here's the trick to this:

Currenly cloning from just a DNA sample is a bit shady and difficult... and expensive. If you get the chair back and want to try to make a test tube Rob baby, I suggest keeping it in the freezer for a few years while they better perfect the art of harvesting DNA for fertilization of ovum in the absence of a male gamete. Long term storage of DNA in a freezer is quite common.

(I know I sound creepy, but I rarely get to use my brain outside of a lab... so it totally made me giggle.)