Why Alice, what manly arms you have! Why Alice, what strong legs you have! Why Alice, what a manly mustache - wait - what the...............................

Alice, are you a tranny?

lol, that's funny!

LMAO!

PICTURE JASPER TRYING TO GET SOME With ALICE and it's that DUDE! Jasper will be scared for life.

Whoa ------------------ what is THAT?

LMAO that is a good one hahahhahaha :D

LOL! I guess they couldn't find a stunt woman for this in Italy.

Dang, nothing new on newmoonmovie.org

*pulling my hair out*

I guess I'll do the dishes now.

I just wondered that... don't chicks know how to put their foot down and steer a blimmin car in some countries?!?
*considers being a stunt woman... oh... don't do heights... or deep water... or closed in spaces... crap!*

ROTF *crossing legs to avoid accidents*

OhE :) TOO funny :)

xxxx

rotflshtmdhtciasmsfe!!!!!!

Lol, Nice!

thats hysterical...

Looks like Taylor wasn't the only one who beefed up for the New Moon Movie!!!

Haha, I cant wait to see how beefed he is going to be in Eclipse!

I was there too. When the security guy told us what scene they were filming I have to say I was scared. Simply cos I got the impression we were to walk right in the middle of the street in groups of 2 or 3. Then get outta the way when we heard the horn honk, and back in our places when the car had passed. I was told that it would be the stunt doubles first then the actors in the car. "so be careful" is what I was told.

I think I may have misunderstood the guy or he wasn't clear cos that info scared the living daylights outta me, a professional stunt driver was ok but to walk in the middle of the street with a speeding car right behind me was NOT my cup of tea. I am not a stunt woman! lol

So I was relieved when we were actually placed towards the SIDES of the streets in groups...and then going back in our places in the street when the car had passed. I was still kinda worried about Ashley driving the car but during filming that fear kinda waned as the security team obviously did whatever they could to make this SAFE.

My report as an extra is in my blog here
http://my-adventures-maryann.blogspot.com/

wow, i'm sure that would have been an awesome thing to watch when they were filming that....

sadly, i'd have to disagree. i'd much rather have been there the first day on set and seen the shirtless Rob pics than on the second day...
just sayin' ! you all know you'd much rather have preferred that too! ;-)

I was an extra on Thursday and Friday so I saw shirtless Rob too lol

LUCKY! that's so cool! must have been a hella-great experience to be part of that! =)

It was! Esp as I went to Italy NOT expecting ANY of this, I only had hopes to see a tiny bit if possible of filming and MAYBE just MAYBE a tiny glimpse of the cast? Little did I know I'd see them almost every day there, let along being an extra. So even if I do not make it IN the final cut of the movie, not expecting that to be honest, I was STILL a part of it and it is a memory I will have forever! :-D.

Speakin of stunt doubles...I think Kristen needs to have a double for all those kissing scenes and I nominate myself for that part.

:)

I can just see it, "Oh Chris, there was a terrible accident with the reunion scene from Italy--it's all been mysteriously destroyed--Kristen's not availabe but luckily their a double who goes by I Run With Vampires who's here right now...."

"Oh, Rob we have a suprise!"

I want this car *_*

This explains so much now!! when I saw these pics a few weeks ago i was like WTF?? why is that man wearing a feminine silk head scarf? i thought maybe it was an italian thing, how wrong i was, it's obviously just a stunt double thing ;) LOL!!!

"an italian thing"

LOL!!!

LMAO!! yeah i had these images of burly italian men walking around the streets dressed in silk head scarfs, i'm so glad that image has now been rectified LOL!!!

haha! That is just great =)

good thing you found out the truth..lol!

Yes i was beginning to think i'd never be able to look an italian in the face ever again, not that i actually know an italian or infact plan on going to italy anytime in the future, hhmmm guess that solves that problem then lol :)

Rob is nowhere to be found for 2 days now! yayyy! lol! the guy deserves limelight break! go ROb! hide, hide, hide...lol! but we better see you later dear ;-)

Yeah, here's giving Rob props for dodging the press and getting some alone time. We will be fine with the shirtless pictures from last week awhile, while he rests.

I hope he gets to sleep a lot...Breakfast, lunch,dinner, snacks in between in bed! lol!

1st!! cant w8 for new moonnnn

3rd! i love the yello porsche!

ahhahah wow a man?hhahahah oki hhaah

http://www.hecklerspray.com/robert-pattinson-se...


Bitter monkey!!!

Man, the guy who wrote that seems to hate pretty much everybody - makes you wonder how he manages to get through the day.

He's kind of ridiculous - I laughed when he says that Robert Pattinson "only achieved fame by starring in some truly awful films that appeal to children and idiots" - I get the feeling he's gonna get some hate mail - the comments at the bottom are already pretty entertaining.

If anyone knows the author of that article, tell him he's and idiot for me.

*furrowing brow*

What a bitter... bitter man.

***fists in the air***

"(...) films that appeal to children and idiots (...)

I feel insulted

there is my yellow porsche :D cant wait for new moon to come out...pronto!!!!!!!!!

Gorgeous...but I don't like the way Alice looks in Italy

kudos for Ashley's double man with the stache

i´m third finally!!

dam i´m never in the top 5

I bet that was a great scene to watch!

I could not ignore such a sweet looking car.
Here's an off the wall question: what was the 2nd car that bella got in Breaking dawn for her birthday?

it was a ferarri, dont know wat type...

thanks! :D
Too bad they don't have the model I would totaly get a picture of it and imagine my self buying one ( yeah right :| )

http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/twilight_cullenca...
Ferrari F430

wasnt it the mercedez guardian?

that was here first car before the wedding when her car 'randomly' died on her.

lol silly me I forgot got to reread it again!

And how many times would that be?
Four five maybe seven times? :)

billion of times I wouldn't mind :D

That's one of the great things about the Twilight books, so good to read over and over and over....

I know!! and never get bored of them

Me too... I just started Twilight AGAIN for like the 6th time... they never get old...

Very true

Check out the cars at:
http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/twilight_cullenca...

The Guardian was just a loaner to keep her safe until the wedding. The "before" car. :) I forgot the name of her second car. I guess that means I will have to revamp again. Not that I mind. lol ;)

Bella's second car is a red Ferrari... = )

I think at that point in the book its kind of hard to pay attention to the car with all the bella/edward alone time going on.

Personally, anyways :)

LOL! So true... = )

which she will never drive.... poor car.... ;)

cant wait till they show this scene in trailer arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh, Alice..<3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS0qoaoxCNM

Aw! I love the vamp girl style... cool clothes, Hot guys and fast cars.... LOL!!!

Ok when are we going to see some reports from Italy? I am literally dieing over here, I have a serious withdrawal from the filming and everything...and no Rob news lol...
ET told us before they are going...so did they go in the end?

I can't wait to see those scenes!

I think they have to space things out for the next 5 1/2 months. It's going to be a loooong 5 1/2 months!

O knooow, it will be a long wait. I am more concerned what am I going to do for the two months until they start filming Eclipse.
At least I have "Remember me", hopefully there's going to be some reports from the set, and the filming starts in 10 days, even that seems far away haha.

I guess there's an up side for us with Rob's busy schedule.

Thats utter crap though...being that they will have new news starting in August when Eclipse starts....ET is nothing but a horrible tease.

So true, they do like to string us along! Good thing for DVRs so we don't have to watch all their other fluff pieces and listen to their screeching voices!

I think I like MTVs coverage better.

a ferrari ciera thatz bella's 2nd car in breakin dawn

Thanks :D

she's darker too!!! yikes Alice you're suppose to be pale or at least lighter!

WoOw.....What the nice Car!!!!!alice Must like it.... ;)

**hey...can i ask a Qus???????
*******What happened tO ROBERT?????????????why there isn't any news about him????
iS there anyone now thiSssSS??????????

dunno,glad he's having a break from the paps

last thing I heard he was at ny to promote his new work remember me, but after that i dk what's going on..

he better be alive!!!! or else I'm going to die without him!!! :(

Can't the guy just have a break? I'm glad he has gotten away from the paps for a few days....good for him!

gotta agree on that kudos for Rob yayyyyy hmmm is Kristen hiding too? lol

ET's exec producer twitted an hour ago 'On way to san fran. Heard Robert Pattinson paged at lax could have been madison - checking - stand by.about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry...whatever that means

I know I got that one also, Now Im very confused. LOL


I want Rob to get his rest of course, but I do miss him :-(

Rob is hiding out somewhere in NY...and I am desperately trying to find him!!!

If anyone has any info on where "Remember Me" is shooting in NYC, PLEASE CONTACT ME!!!

What a* nice car!!!!! :D

tnX!!!! :)

seeMs like he is hid FroM camera and FansSs!!!!!!!!!

Hey you guys !
Is anywhere at this page a counter?? It'll be nice and probably astonishing how many people still visit this site xD I really want to know

hide*

i just laugh every time i hear that Ashley's body double for these scenes was a man.... never fails....

tickle tickle! lol! look up and watch ash double again.hahahaha

excuse me... who keeps tickling me?? **looks around** aghh! Ash's stunt double!! hehe I just can't look away.... his scarf is just so stunning!

okay that's pretty funny.

I just read a cute quote about Rob from Michael Welch on eonline followed by a funny follow-up line by the guy who wrote it. Anybody see it?

"Kristen's lullaby"? Funny!

No can you post it or tell me where it is... I'd like to see it... = )

Sorry, I don't know how but I found it on Yahoo. It's from Eonline

thanks i'll look for it.. = )

ohhhh I want to drive it..... but it hink i'd trust Alice's driving better than my own! haha

I actually seen someone driving a car very like Alice's porsche the other day. The first thing I thought was "I wonder if they bought that because they are a Twilight fan"

I've seen two trucks like Bella's around....I just thought wow.. that's probably a cool truck to drive around now..

LOL!!

Yeah but if they are in the same shape as Bellas they wont last long! Haha

hey i like your avatar pic!!!
=)

Thanks =:o)

i think there isn't any breaking news until eclipse start :(
how Sad....!!!!!

SoMe reQuest foR kristen..." hey kristen why you don't go tO NY for change the weather??? ":D

"hmmmm...Ashley... you look different..."

I know you guys are not going to believe this, but I swear it is true. I live out in the middle of the country, and last night I happened to be looking out the front door and saw a wolf in my front yard. At first I thought it was a dog or something, but I yelled for my husband and sure enough he said that it was a wolf.

Is that not freaky?

WOw!

you should have sent your husband away,
asked the wolf to phase
and invited him in =P

I probably would have, but I am more of a Team Edward fan, so unless the wolf was going to phase into Edward, I really wasn't interested.

But on a serious note, that is the coolest thing. I mean how ironic that is considering all the New Moon stuff this week.

yeah, that is pretty cool =)

On the Edward thing. I just read this fanfic about Bella and Jacob, so now I `m kind of torn between them (I used to be team edward all the way) lol

It's hard not to like both, isn't it? =) I could never decide because both have such great qualities. I would be ecstatic if I ever found a guy who was like either one of them. lol. But some fanfics I've read.. for both.. have been great, and you can see it working good both ways!

you totally can!
..so I can`t decide, I love them both! =)

That IS freaky- but in a good way!

I think we talk about New Moon/Twilight Saga so much, we are willing things into existence! Right after I read the 'Peter Facinelli' Nurse Jackie/Chris Weitz article yesterday (I think yesterday)- a student called me, and his name was Calvin Cullen!

That's pretty funny.

"I can't believe this is happening. This isn't real. Things like this just don't exist."

"They do in my world!"


and for giggles.. "you better hold on tight, spider monkey"

LMAO!!

We have a doctor at a facility I work for named Dr. John Cullen...I dream it's really Carlisle in disguise!

LOL!

Did you say in your sexy voice, "well, hello there Mr. Cullen, how may I help you?"

Yeah, I swear all the claims I verify at work now.. it seems more than half of them are at dr.'s offices in Port Angeles (where she goes), Vancouver (Edward mentions) and a couple that are mentioned in passing (ie: Seattle). And I had a couple Dr.'s on claims that have the name of Cullen.

s.th NiCe => selena gomeZ......

http://www.popsugar.com/3251634

hm

AW i can't wait for the movie :DDDDD
i wonder if we'll see a hint of mustache on "Alice" during the scene? haha.

hehehehe if alice knew this she would be soooo freaked out....... lol......... ahhh nobody can ever be ashley green

Haha, now i bet that when I watch the scene in the movie, I'll notice it was a man body double after having seen this....lol

hhahaha funny.
i bet we won't be seeing close up's of the car at a distance or anything cuz of that. we will only see them in the car when they are actually just sitting with it in park. haha.

Oh my gosh!!! I can't handle the silence.... I'm so use to this site....it's like a drug to me.....LOL!!! Is this how it's

gonna be until Eclipse start filming?? The AGONY!!!

(get it together LTCB ( oh god see now i'm talking to myself)... LMAO!!

LTCB!!!!

are you there???

**waiting impatiently to see if anybody is here**

HELLO??

I need somebody to talk toooooo....

**sobbing**

I'm here!!!

*bear hug*

**throws arms around TSH**

OMG!! Thank goodness!! It was too quiet here!!!

I was so lonely...

....and I will have you know that I CAN get closer to that butt crack - I just need to pause the video and zoom in a bit... LOL

*throws arms around Effing*

I missed you so much i couldn't go to sleep till i came on to say good night...

*sobs into Effing shoulder*

Rather too many beers to do many comments but....... i though to hell with it....you're worth it :)

ooooo the room is spinning...........*throes another empty bottle of Grolsch over shoulder*

I love you Effing :) LOL

Hey TSH is here as well :) will pop up and say hi :)

Ooohh....a tipsy Nicky!!

**squels in excitement**

Come on....stay a little longer!! Think of the fun we could have and the trouble we can get into!!!

**looks at Nicky with pleading eyes**
...don't go...


lol

*slurring speech.........*

Well i will get into trouble if i post....really should not ever never switch on the PC after too many beers....LOL

If i swear.....i'm sorry...i'll try not to :) *crosses fingers*

What Have i missed *hic*

I just got so so drunk and watched Gladiator for the first time in about 5 years and cried like a baby at the end...*hic*

Crap...this is a twilight forum......*stutters* what i mean is i was watching twilight again....

*wink*

Ooh. I love that movie!! That is the only movie that I find russel crow even remotely attractive in...LOL

He does look very nice in it :) LOL

I'm not going to be here for long...its coming up to 1am and I need sleep!!

LMAO

Oh but to caress the butt crack with your soft hand... you keep zooming instead! LOL

**hangs head in disappointement**

You are a chat-tease!! You just come on here, say a few lines, then vanish, leaving me completely unfulfilled with our conversations...

LOL

I won't go!!!

I'll stay but only for 20 mins!!!

**jumping up and down**

SWEET!!!

who knew that by calling you a name, you would stay??

**filing that info away for future use**

LOL

**sighs** I really do miss your avatar on the posts...
I almost peed my pants from the excitement last night when you replied to one of my comments!! lol

LOL I'm still here!!

Next time I will track your posts and just say 'HI...thought you might want to look at avatar!'

well, okay...but you are more than just a sexy avatar to me TSH..

**eyes tearing up**

but, I guess I will take what I can get.. LOL

Don't cry effing *hands effing tissue*, it's quiet here tonight/today, it seems everyone has been busy with real life, plus it's been 2 days since some real rob news, what a sh** day :(

I know!! I don't know what I am gonna do if I have to look at that guy with that friggin scarf on his head for another day!! LOL

**pouting**
...I HATE slow news days...


lol

I know, i now officialy HATE silk head scarfs, burn them all LOL!!!

I never really thought that one could annoy me so much, but it seriously does... LOL

The only way i'd ever be nice to a head scarf again is if it graces robs head and even then i'd have to quickly steal it and burn it before he noticed LOL!!!

Oh yes...and perhaps if he does wear one, we should probably rip his other clothes off and burn them as well while we are at it....you know, cause the scarf touched them... LOL

YES!!! that scarf would have got it's bad news day vibes all over his other clothing, we should be thorough here effing, you get the petrol, i'll get the matches LMAO!!!

Okay...and I will bring the body wash and baby oil...We should shower him afterwards - to get it off his skin, and then rub him down with baby oil because we don't want him to get dry skin or anything..

Wow, we really are considerate people...we wouldn't do this for just anybody. We really are self-less.. LOL

YES EFFING!!! we'll need to be thorough with that too, it could take us hours before we get him completely clean and moisturised, yes only for rob, we truly are good people LOL!!

Look guys....I'll be working ALL weekend... and i'll be here Totally Alone as per usual :( Unlimited internet access and no one to talk to on the weekend :(

*sniffs into tissue*

*hic*

Sorry nic *hands nic a kleenex* we're all so emotional today, it's heart breaking :( are you coming to chat, there's a few of us on :D

Don't hand her a tissue!
She doens't mind looking at MY man for now! UGH!
I thought you were my friend Kim! haha

**sighs**

I told you before....You weren't there, I was just keeping him entertained until you got there...

and I got the message about his pants, but it was too late then, they were already off...SORRY!!

LOL

Well at least I know he wasn't enjoying any of it!
He told me that this psycho ripped off his clothes and blindfolded him!
Guess I found the psycho!

Next time, just leave him alone missing me!
I don't wanna have to stick a great white shark on you! =D
Ooh, and you don't wanna see my tank either! Not a good idea!
haha

Well, he may SAY he didn't enjoy it to you, but I beg to differ...he seemed quite entertained... LOL

Geeze, I was just keeping him away from everyone else for you..you really need to learn to be more appreciative. It was a huge sacrifice on my part...I didn't have to do that, ya know?! LOL

I will try and leave him alone next time, but I cannot make any guarantees, when he is all by himself like that - I just wanna comfort him... LOL

Yeah huge sacrifice I'm sure! You kidnapped the hottest twi-guy! Doesn't sound like something to be too upset about!

You better not comfort him anymore! He is perfectly content waiting for me! =D

**sweet smile**

Like I said....No promises..But I will certainly try harder in the future..

**fingers crossed behing my back**

lol

Sorry KOG!! you're still my partner in crime, i couldn't stand to see effing sobbing, it broke me!! lmao

Ok, I guess I can forgive you partner *opens arms for a hug*

Don't believe her sobbing! It's all an act! And she lives off of people like you! Haven't I taught you better!?! lol

YEY!! *opens arms back and gives an emmett style bear hug*
sorry but i like effing, she's fun!!, lets not fight again okay :D

I gave you robs butt crack how much more 'MOON' news do you need!! LOL

Um, the whole "moon" ....along with the "big dipper"!!!

LMAO!!!

It's been too quiet!!!!! Sh*ty day it is...LOL!!!

EFFING!!! (running up to Effing for a BIG Hug)

Don't leave me!!!!! Man... it was too quiet on here it was scary!!!

(shivers at the thought)

LTCB!!

**hugs LTCB tightly**

Tell me about it...WTF is going on??

It was scary quiet!! I was starting to think people found a new website and just left me here hangin'...LOL

No Sh*t Effing!! Scary as hell... I was like dang where did everybody go? Is there a new site..

I even checked out Eclipse.org.... just in case I missed the memo... Geez!!!! Scary I tell you...

= )

Aw, you know that if I found a new website, I would so come back for you....

No Pattinson fan left behind...

LOL

Cool!! Now are we gonna have to stare at his big guy pretending to be Alice until

Monday? Where is Pattinson!!! = )

Apparently busy swapping wardrobes with Kristen... LOL :)

I am waiting for news. This is crazy this silence. OK, may be Rob needs a break of all this attention. But I am waiting and waiting.... :-(

I think I am addicted..., he's like heroine for me.

I have a question, you guys. How do get an avatar? This has me completely perplexed!

Hey Forks

Go into discuss by clicking on your little grey face (no picture yet)...then go into account...then go into profile....then upload new picture....you'll have to have one saved on your PC that you want to use first...

I hope your impressed....i'm a bit drunk...that was very difficult for me :) LOL

Thanks! I guess I'll have to start hunting for a good one. Do you recommend drinking first? LOL!

Well......i better be carefull with what i say here LOL

Only if you're legally allowed to do so :) But then yeas....as long as you don't mind ending up with something weird like mine ;)

LMAO

Legally allowed? OOPS!!! Oh wait... I am...
*goes back to wine...* :D
And I love your lil vampbat! I just wanna pick it up and give it cuddles and smoochies... :)

*vamp bat leaps onto Kiwi's lap and gives her a tiny (squirrel sized) cuddle*

lol

Awwwwwwwwwww!!!!! So adorable! And on my birthday!!! I am stoked!!!
*gives lil cuddle back*
I feel so loved! Hehehehehe

Hey....could you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me WHERE can I buy the tickets for the New Moon Premiere???????????????
PLEASE PLEASE answer

um....is that a new film that's coming out?????

Never heard of it :)

LMAO

ps no sorry i don't know ....

LMAO!!!

What film? What's it about?
*in sh!t-stirring mood already...* :)

Oh it's this low budget sequel to a film call.....um......i can't remember.......twinkle.....or was it sparkle light???

jeez..i know it will come back to me.......

Predicted to be complete rubbish i heard LMAO

Oh... you mean Starlight... oh wait... that's another movie... hrm....

Rubbish? Really? Oh stink to be acting in that then! LMAO

I heard it's got a really unattractive male lead.......heck he has NO sun tan....and he totally needs a haircut....

Sheesh what is the world coming too....

Oh... that is NO good! I can't help with the tan but I can help with the haircut...
I heard they couldn't get females to drive their cars... sad.... I soooooooo could do that for a living! LOL

No way?? really?? Gosh

I really don't understand why such films are produced...

LOL

ps. they could've hired you though :D

Waste of good money... shocking really....

Yes... all they'd have to do is colour the rest of my hair brown and they'd be sweet.... I even have to show hubby how I can get the car to go sideways out of the drive and he's a boy racer! So disappointed I didn't get the call... :(
LMAO

LMAO Agava!!!
I'd love to speak 2 languages but totally screwed myself over at school by learning french and maori at the same time, now I can barely speak either! And guitar... mine is sooooo neglected, I think I've forgotten how to play!
I'm an at-home mum with issues and a 2 1/2 yr old who has a wicked sense of humour but can also throw a good tanty so sometimes I join in and that's my day... besides the smoking and drinking (away from him that is... I'm not that norty!) :)

LOL

hahaha, hey I kinda have to sweep the dust from my guitar and clip my nails lol

I used to learn French too, but I didn't like it :)

We all love a wicked sense of humour, It's absolutely necessary around here LOL

Dust on guitar... sounds oh so familiar! And the nails... I have to take my fakies off! LOL
I loved french - wish I had kept it up... I still remember the odd thing from time to time and can still ask for a bottle of wine or a cup of coffee! *necessities!!!*

Hmmm I can introduce myself and say where I live LOL

I prefer Italian :P

**now where is that bloody guitar**

Oh... I like! I do always have my lighter on me...

I dub Agava "creative director" LOL

Italian...mmmmm... "pasta, pizza... grappa" LOL

French... oui! Je m'appelle Kiwi. J'habite en Nouvelle Zelande... et toi?

Io mi chiamo Agnieszka e vengo dalla Polonia, abito a Cracovia e sono studentessa di Economia :>

LOL

Is that studying Economy?
Man, that must be so interesting right now! How are you guys affected at the moment? NZ is in a weird slow drawn out recession... not quite in the crapper but not good...

LOL

well It's actually finance that I'm studying, but my univ is called university of economics:) Oh yeah the recession gosh I'm so fed up with that all crisis stuff, every lecture I go to I hear crisis, crisis, crisis bleeeehhhh
lol

God Kiwi....that would be your ideal job......they should have called you :)

Anyway apparently it's a love story or some nonsense like that *rolls eyes and makes fingers down back of throat motion*

He goes off to do himself in just because she might be dead.......hellooo.....over reaction mate!!

LMAO

No chick or guy is worth doing yourself in over! That's just randomly sick... what a crappy story!

But yes... they could have called me... I'm so talented...

1) Hairdresser
2) Drives big cars... fast
3) Songwriter... hahahahahahaha yeah...
or I could be a PA... I'm just so multi-talented... and I can get a tan!

LOL

well get your CV off now girl....

I here there going to try to push another 2 of these so called films off on us...

Um the 3rd called - E clipper (so maybe its about a famous hairdresser, you'll like that)

and the last is called breaking wind or something (sounds gross to me)

lol

**looks at Kiwi with envy**

Gosh I really wish I was that talented **sigh*

I'm just an accountant to be, playing the guitar, 2 language speaking, kinky and nonsense on NMM.org writing freak....

LMAO

I suppose one is the sequel, the next to make the trilogy and then the last one a prequel... how predictable
*rolls eyes*
Yeah... I might send my CV and a script with a re-write for Breaking Wind being called Burning Rubber.... it'll smell better...
:P

Mylight you say?

Better "My Light" you could be walking around with a torch or better with a lighter (or both) LMAO

I heard he couldn't act too

where do those film-makers have their eyes?

One can only imagine this Pattzer or whatever he's called slept with the casting agent :)

LMAO

Wasn't it Rotson?? Or Rottinson.. gah I can never remember names lol

I guess it was dark then.......or the agent was in a big need to be f..... hmm you know ;p

i guess we will never know....

Good god i'm glad i don't have to watch that Rottinson stripping down for that....thank god no one had a cam corder

can you imagine seeing that without clothing

*puts on most disinterested face*

Or I could do my own movie called Mylight and have lots of ephiphanies and soliloquies (thinking Hamlet styles) but it'll be like Highwaymen crossed with CastAway and there'll be a focus of me stranded with my car with an annoying focus on how I can always afford gas with no income.... and lots of weird tastes of music courtesy of mine and nicnixs "Monkees" playlist!
*thinks "what the hell is in my wine?!?"*
LOL

*takes note to sleep with casting agent for future employment opportunities*
OMG! Do you know how long it took me to type opportunities! Dammit! Wine is working... I call a ciggie break! LOL

**jumps up and down with excitement**

Yeah take it seriously, cos you know you might get cast in that sequel of the prequel (or was is the prequel of the sequel??)

Ok I'm completely lost..

I'll take my own version of a break in this office....

*beats head off desk*

***looks at Nic in horror***

No way oh god, him without clothing??
Yuk, when I heard that in this no-astronomy-related movie he has a scene when he's shirtless!!

And they had to airbrush his muscles!!! Get it?? Airbrush!!

LMAO

LMAO

Oh no....not that guy shirtless.....how terrible :)

i think Kiwi fell asleep after her cig brak.....awww bless :)

She can't handle her wine that one...

Good god i feel so boring.......

You two sound so talented and exciting....

guitar playing accountants.....who can speak in multiple languages....

Big car driving, song writing hairdressers......*sigh*

*nic casts a eye over her dull little life*

She wrote me on another post that she was going off to bed LOL

So how is your head LOL

Has it got something to do with astronomy?? like observing the moon, stars?? geez I used to like astronomy, so maybe I would like the film as well LOL

Nah.... :(

What a disappointment eh :) lol

Oh shuckssssssss...

what a pity... I guess it's not worth seeing then ;>

lol

Nah.....

On the day it comes out i shall sit at home clean out the fluff from between my toes or something :) lol

Great and I'm gonna just... hmmm I dunno I'll do something... LOL

I heard the teenies went crazy over that film, and they are stalking this Patson...whatever guy and they are screaming all the time.

God I'm so glad I won't be in London on the 27th Nov, I'd have to buy some ear plugs or something......

What a pain :)

So glad i'm not gonna see that blue moon or whatever it's called....

am sure there will be something else out in November we can see :) LOL

**slamming head on table repeatedly**

COME ON!!!

It is Friday...that means slow news weekend coming up and I swear to God, if I have to look at this dude in drag for 3 days, I am gonna pull my hair out!!

**on knees begging nmm.org**
please please please give us something new...ANYTHING!! I beg you....for my own sanity - well, what's left of it....


I guess I am gonna have to go and actually DO something...

**walks away from computer reluctantly, not wanting to part ways**


lol

lol...feels the same way

I was just thinking the same thing. Boy we do need HELP LOL

hehehe i guess we are all the same.........
well actually I AM a bit entertained...... since i NEVER finished midnight sun, i decided to finish what u had started........
*mad at self for not doing it earlier*

Please be here over the weekend Effing....

*grovels*

I'm always alone :(

Of course I will be here for you Nicky!!

Well, tomorrow will be sketchy...I do have some plans tomorrow...But I will be here off and on during the day, but totally on here at night! Promise!!

now, **picks nicky up off floor** stop groveling, you know I cannot ever leave you here by yourself - I don't have enough of a life...

lol

Plans.....*lips tremble*

As in plans away from here *eyes brim with tears and spill over*

You can't just leave me (in best Bella voice)

*sniff sniff* I will try to be strong.........is Jake around here to fix some god damn bikes with...because i'm that traumatised :(

LOL..

I haven't seen Jake today either! Dang, where are the men in this movie hiding today?!?! lol

Seriously... Where are they...Geez! Having a life maybe... No Vamps or Wolves just this

guy in Alice drag... LMAO!!

I don't know where they are at...but they better be coming out of hiding!! I am getting anxious for some news...

guess i could hop on over to the random interview with the guy that has Jake's house....or watch Peter on Chelsea lately.... *sighs* ...but, none of that interests me, but at least it is something different...

lol

Me too.... withdraws I tell you!! LOL!!

Effing, scroll down to Gissy Girl re Emilie De Ravin.......

okay...

**scrolls down to Gissy Girl**

...

Hi Effing. You know, you would think that on a slow news day, we could take a break from this watering hole. But, NOOOOOOOOO. Here we are back again, looking for a fix.

Gaahhhhhhh!!!

I've got a deadline to meet and yet ***keeping one eye on the refresh button**

However quiet....and boing it was last night....that was NOTHING......NOTHING compared to today :)

We have taken to laying a false trail of twilight insults to get some kind of reaction :)

So far.....zilch :) lol

Ooohh....I have about 30 minutes before I have to leave...where is this false trail? Perhaps I can add to the fun?!

lol

*points up a bit...me n kiwi and agava :)

starts with someone asking about new moon tickets lol

**bangs hand on table**

Alright, Nicky....here is the deal...I am leaving, I will be back in a few hours. When I get back here, you better have some new news posted on this site! I wanna see ANY of the Twilight guys *cough* ..preferably Patinson *cough*...And something else exciting to get us through this weekend!!

**points at Nicky**

You got me????

If, when I get back on here, I find that there is no other news....well, you will have to get spanked...I will hunt you down and spank you...

Now, Good luck today - I know that you will make me proud!!!

**blows kisses to nicky**
...talk to ya later!!!
**waves while walking off in the distance**


lol

*glances up from under eyelashes at Effing*

You really should NOT talk that way to someone who was reading......well you know what i was reading....last night :)

Spanking is the new hobby around here didn't you know :) So unless you want me to call you master......

*snaps a salute*

Yes master i will certainly try to get some news for you :)

If there is any possible way i can have a fling with Rob in the next few hours...film it...send it in to post...i will!!!!

xx

**hugs Nicky**

Oh, Nicky! you are wonderful! Although you didn't get a Pattinson post, you got that giant Cudmore and Bewley...You ARE good!! I should threaten you with a spanking more often!!

**looking around, realizing I am talking to myself**
..Where ARE you??

**listens to silence**

**sighs**

Alright...I just had a few minutes on here, wanted to say "Hi!"..

Guess I wil have to wait and talk to you later on when I can get back on here..

Bye!!

Yawns and rubs eyes*

Effing?? Oops i missed you......

Thank you....i did my best :) All the more impressive as i was working a 20hr shift........

But hey....your news fix comes first for me :) lol

Need coffeeeeeee

Lol... poor Ashley... didn't even let her drive that amazing porsche... *sighs* those men, always thinking women can't drive!!! Punks!!! Oh well, I guess it was for her own safety... wouldn't want Alice running over Italians, now what a bloody and THIRSTY scene that would be ;-)

No new news :-(

Emilie de Ravin,who's playing Ally in Remember Me(not yet confirmed by Summit) is filing for divorce from her husband,People mag is reporting. dunno if it's true or not

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,2028368...

WHAAAATTT??
Oh no, the rumors will be flying.

Ha! She is a cutie...Kristen better watch out!!

LMAO!!!

j/k...
I don't think it means anything...the timing is just gonna probably start some rumors though...**shrugs** wait and see, I guess...

Oh GREAT!!!! (cursing) sljdfijwjekaj!!!!!

You got to be kidding me!!!

Summit: Emilie we have this movie we want you to be in and it also stars Rob Pattinson... Have you heard of
him?

Emilie: (drooling) Yes I have heard of him...wasn't he in Twilight?

Summit: Yes

Emilie: Yes I will do this film called Remember me ...( walks out of Summit Office)

Emilie calls Lawyer: Draw up the papers... it's a go... have them drawn up ASAP.......

For the love that is all HOLY............... = D

LMAO!!!

I know that is what I would do...

My hubby asked me one night if, given a hypethetical situation, I would leave him for Pattinson, and I said "Hell yes!"...um, he wasn't too happy about that... LOL

**thinks about how nice I am to hubby**
....he really doesn't deserve me...

LOL

LMAO!!

It shouldn't even be a question.... (bags are packed and the house is half empty)

Husband: Did I miss something? Where are you going? LOL!!!

LOL

He would ask me that, and all he would see is my kicking up dust, running out the door shouting behind me "Dreams really do come true! It has been fun, sweety!"

LOL

LOL!! Effing there's new threads... Come on ... and someone has my avator picture over

there.... Geez!

Well this sucks no new news...I'll have to find something better to do than entering this page every 5-10minutes.

That's flippin' HILARIOUS!!! Oh man, when I first saw it I was like "wait a minute. Is that a guy? Hahahaha!!" When I first saw this I thought that maybe he was just screen testing it or something to make sure that it looked right and Ashley couldn't be there so he had to do it. But no, he is Ashley's double. I love how he has her wig and hankercheif thingy on. It's freaking hilarious!

Alice has a lovely bunch of coconuts!

LOL. I'm gonna love NM. I swear.