I am reposting this bit I found.... It is a humorous respect Rob blog....
"Gather ’round, children, and hear the tale of the elusive creature who haunts these here parts. Some call him Spunk, others call him RPATTZ. To us he is Robertus Pattinsonus, the rare, but easily spotted creature. The wild hair, wild clothing, and hurried footfalls mark the elusive beast! His skills are as numerous as Chuck Norris’ and unicorns combined. His renown is boundless! Many savage creatures, called fan – girls and their ilk, stalk and hunt the poor creature. Thus, Robertus Pattinsonus retreats from most signs of flashing lights and the pitter patter and high pitched screams that mark his predators.

Children! If you wish to see the elusive beast in its native element give it wide berth! Respect its native habitat and the other creatures it is seen with. To not heed such messages will result in complete retreat or worse – extinction like its cousin the Dodo bird."

Nice one...who wrote this?...it sounds like a NMM.org person

I don't know who originally wrote it.... I found it as a repost on another Rob Patz site.

webmisses from http://www.robert-pattinson.co.uk/ wrote it :)

its bloody brilliant !!

nice...and dido on bookies question.

That's brilliant!
Respects to who wrote it!
Lol

ahahaha

the nice thing about this picture is that he is still smiling amidst all the effed up things those crazy fans do. he is... impervious? to their fanatics!!
i think this post should also say to give the predators a wider berth; they seem the dangerous ones!!

Aw! This was cool to read. Yes let's not hurt him but admire him. : )

Wow that was deep.

haha sorry i hadnt looged of my sisters yet.

Wow that was deep.

man he is sexy!

That was completely hilarious!

am glad after all the things that happens to him he is still smiling and happy and calm thats why we love u so much robert... :)

he sings
he acts
he models
he plays music
he is charming
he is robert pattinson
all talents mix in one person :)
no wonder he is Edward Cullen

hey you forgot the important one

HE IS HOT!! :D

ye but that would be stating the obvious :)

NOw; this is the list to give to people who always says, "i don't get the big deal about him"...lol

nice comment vampigirl

Yes! I agree.
He's does all this and is still so modest and humble, even with the new found fame.Which makes him 10x sexier!
(And plus he's REALLy hot) lol

Everytime I see him smile, he makes me smile as well, his smile is soo contageous

Yeah, the poor lad has had a tough week. I seriously thought he'd be sobbing in a corner somewhere after everything he's been through. Great to see that sexy smile! :D

LOL, could you imagine the comments on here if they caught of picture of him crying? I know I'd be on a flight to NYC with a shoulder for him to cry on!!

LOL

The mods would have a mutiny on their hands, and New York would gain another few thousand citizens!!

I know you'd fly to NYC with me too! We could take care of him Kim!

Wish I could talk to you now but I'm about to leave for a father's day thing for the evening... I miss you!!!

Yes I so would, we'd take the best care of him! :)

I wish you could too, have fun Kim!! miss you too!!!

maybe all that make out thing was all he need it.... even though it was just "acting" it did him good ,,,,:) as long as he is happy

Who says he's "acting"?...he he

good point hahaha!!!

I bet Summit, told Rob not to act upset over what has been going on. They dont want Twilight fans freaking out, or killing eachother, they know if hes upset over this and we see it, theres going to be problems.

He HAS had a tough week. I'm just mad that I couldn't comment with you all the entire time!
My computer was being rebellious. But not to fear, I can now comment once more as usual. *sigh*
Good times, good times...
Back to Rob, though. I'm just happy he's taking all this fan-pap-attack so well. God, I feel like a dork :]

Yay! Welcome back! :)

*gasps*

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE your avatar!!
Its my all time favorite Robert pic!

I cant use it cuz my brain doesn't function and I stop breathing EVERY time I look at it!!!!!!!!!


*faints*

I have to rant for a moment here…
To all haters:
This site was set up for ppl to come and share their love, lust, admiration, desire, whatever you want to call it, for the movies, books, actors of the Twilight saga, as well as any other projects that these amazing actors may be involved in.
It is not a place for judgment or hateful people.
We may not always agree, but the as$holes who come here just to stir chit up need to stop, and go find your own place.
You're not welcome here.
We don't want you here.
You are the ones that need to get a life.
This site is for some of us, the only place we can talk and share our various thoughts and dreams about these wonderful actors.
Stop hating-stop judging.
Oh, one more thing…

*building new altar next to Effing's for rpattzgirl*

Did I mention I really really love you? Well I do, really!!!

Extremely well said.!!!!! *clapping hands*
x

Ah man, love you too!

LOL

You have an alter for Effing !!! And now rpattzgirl.....and not for me....

*goes of to sulk in the corner* lol

*runs to corner to be with Nicnixs*

I do have an altar (that's where all the dusting comes from) I was just waiting for the right moment to tell you - sorry

*hugs & kisses Nicnixs and runs away embarassed*

Lol

*spins around* Really???? You have one for me too???

*runs after Phoenix and grabs her in a bear hug*

That made my day :) lol

*phew* I was worried everyone would forget me since i've not really been here the last few days *wipes away tears*

*returns bear hug with nicnixs* Please don't cry or you'll get me started

Yours was the first one I built! I don't have many just for really cool people...

You shouldn't worry about being forgotten when you are not here we all worry about you. Feel better soon so you can be on here lots WE MISS YOU ALL THE TIME xxx

*blushes at the though of being included with the really cool people*

Oh...i don't want to start crying either...i'm all alone on this office building...so i'm sad enough lol

But i do have chocolate cookies LMAO *munching*

don't cry eat what no macademia unicorns they'll sort your mood in milliseconds

I'm going to grab the ingredients and start a batch I think......

mmmmhhh

A unicorn would be great right now....*wink*

And i am alone....but there are those pesky security cameras to think about...damn :) LOL

ha no cameras in the toilets and the elevator one can be post it-ed.

Me thinks a 911 call to your hubby is in order the excuse would be you forgot your lunch and he has agreed to bring it to you. The neighbours can lookafter the kids for a couple of hours

How amI doing so far???

LMAO

The voice of experience i see :)

Well we did pull that stunt a few times when we worked at the same office ;) Hmm...it might be an idea :) Of course i'm on my own...and i bet that as sson as i slipped away the system would crash LOL

ha ha ha kind of lifts were my thing even when full on sex was not. I did lots of other stuff though.

The server room could be the answer, if you are there and the system crashes you just unplug (the cables) and replug (still the cables lol). The chill adds to the experience.

Well said! I've only been on here three days, but I love you guys. I hate haters!

Sweet ;-) It's great to share all the love, isn't it?
That's why we're here, the haters have zero brains and can't tear this appart!
Lol

Brilliantly said!!!!

**standing up, clapping hands**

Ahh, shucks-I'm just sick of these idtios that come here...

*applause*

All they need to know!

LOL

*clapping*
Well said!
Stupid haters! Get a life. Go attack Efron or something. Maybe someone will puke on him..lol

Yeah what she said! *sticks tongue out at the meanies*

*hugs rpattzgirl*

**Hugs right back at ya**

I second that! *raising my glass to rpattzgirl*

*clapping hands madly in applause*

Couldn't agree with you more take a bow you deserve it

**smiles & hugs**

Amen to that!

I agree with u 100%!

Twilighters only!

way to go girl!
i don't understand why they even bother.
it's like so you're not a fan. but we are. so get a clue and find others who care bc we sure don't!

Amen!

Here, here!
Can't stand all the negativity from some posters lately. I don't get why some folks can't stand to let others enjoy something they love in peace.

Sh*t-disturbing is not clever, funny or rewarding. It just means you're a jerk.

okay I'm annoyed with that article (not the Rob pics of course)
"a recent tabloid report tells that Rob received a good deal of help from make-up artists to look buff for his well-known “New Moon” shirtless shoot with co-star Kristen Stewart."

“Rob is definitely not that in shape. He hates the gym and will never really be a muscle man!” the insider adds.

-didn't Catherine Hardwicke said that he was working hard on the gym ???
ugh how I hate these "insiders" people

yah i saw that even ryan seacrest announced on his talk show that robs abs are fake... i think they are just jelous cuz robert gets all the attention from all the girls around the world... even if his abs were fake or not we still love him :)

That stupid Seacrest...hates competition!

hes just a douche who thinks hes "all that"

LOL, if I ever meet that stupid Seacrest I'm going to stomp on his little baby feet and call him a douche bag. I could take him...I'm taller!

im with u!
im a hair puller i can make him balled!

Lmao. Whatever would he do without his perfectly styled metro sexual hair???!!!! *eyebrow raise/evil laugh/cackle* lol
Your going down Seacrest. lol

LMAO Kimberlina :) so sorry i missed this last night :) lol

i agree he is a douche bag.

lol seacrest has no chance of being roberts competition...

hate to break it to you but robert has no competition!!

maybe seacrest can be robert patinsons competitions in his dreams but not in reality..... we all kno robs the best.

Oh, you don't have to break it to me, I know Rob has no competition.

But it sure will break Seacrest's little bitty heart when we tell him! Let's do it!

lol yup lets do this am sooooo sickkkkk of rayan & his Enews crew.. always making this annyoing comments about robert maybe we should start a riot outside of Estudio what do u think? :)

omg...I can't stand Seacrest...he's such a tool...no...scratch that...he's a wannabe tool.

*screaming at the top of lungs*

"Hey Seacrest! You annoy the sh#t out of everybody! Listen for the "POP" man!"

I'm pretty proof positive that they're wrong...because if you look at the pictures of Rob, you can see the defined muscles in his back, shoulders, neck, and arms. Plus...there are numerous sets of pictures from different angles. If it really was paint...one of the angles would have shown it.

And that's all I have to say about that.

He can still be lean AND muscular...those shots from Italy were 100% Rob.

and you tell the difference from twilight to NM...hes just been working out..give the guy some credit

crap, why'd you have to list them?

"his back, shoulders, neck, and arms..."

I have sooo many mental images in my head now!

**goes off to look at Italy pics....again**






nice touch with forrest gump ending by the way :)

Another thing about Seacrest: I just heard his interview with Peter Facinelli, and Ryan keeps saying about Rob that he sholuld just embrase his fame and stop beeing so paranoid, and just enjoy it more, because his fans aren't going to hurt him, they just want a picture. HAH!!!
It's so easy for him to sit and say things like that, he doesn't know what the hell Rob is going through, and no Rob CAN'T just walk down a street by himself, as evidence shows in NYC. Just because Ryan thinks he himself is a big celebrity, doesn't mean he knows what Rob is going through. So Ryan, STOP complaining about how Rob is dealing with his fame!!!! I think Rob is doing amazing, concidering how crazy his life is now.

ROB, YOU ROCK OUR WORLD!! And Ryan, go hide somewhere!

That's easy for him to say. No one wants to touch Seacrest because they're afraid they might catch a communicable disease...or idiocy.

*"Ross" fist bumps Seacrest"

I remember the Ross fist bump! I used to do that all the time after I saw that episode!!!
I don't like Ryan Seacrest. 'Nuff said.

Damn right they're jealous! Pretty much every breathing woman in the world wants Rob, he is the sexiest thing out there and nobody cares for those other guys, so yeah, they feel like they have to diss him to make themselves feel better.

But like you said, noone cares if his abs are real or not, we still love him!!! And even if he doesn't have a six pack, those muscles on his arms in those Italy pictures aren't fake, he looked really well toned! And gorgeous as ever!!! =)

Abs are real, I do not care what so called insiders claim. I was there on set as an extra, anyone else around me said the same thing you could clearly tell he'd toned up. However yes makeup was applied to make it stand out more! That is from what I hear common practice in movies. I saw him from the side as well as in front and and "fake abs" would not show up sideways lol. The makeup was applied to make it stand out more otherwise there would have been nothing due to white makeup, lighting etc. All to enhance and make it stand out more. But he's def. been working out.

But to me, I don't care really, he looked great and fit no matter what. I found them all looking better in real life than on pictures :-D. Yes all of them, not just Rob lol

You lucky lucky gal!! =) To see them all in real life, and to have been a part of the shooting!! Wish I could too!

I know! It was a great experience and a lot of fun even though I gotta admit I was happy I was done when filming wrapped on Friday the 29th lol! I was tired. But I'd do it again of course cos it was fun too!

You go girl! How lucky are you???

I just wish I had played the Lottery that week...LOL I felt pretty lucky!!

No kidding. Wow, you're my new hero!

LOL thanks :-D, I wrote a blog about my adventure, it is LONG though but well I am happy I wrote it all down!

http://my-adventures-maryann.blogspot.com/

I just finished reading it. Wow, what an amazing adventure-just being there would have been awesome, but then to get in as an Extra! What a dream come true. Your blog is wonderful, thanks for sharing it. That whole Italy scene was so emotional, and so beautiful, To be there in person and see it, god, I would of just cried.

Thanks for your sweet comment! It sure is a treasured memory and well an experience I will never forget :-D. Loved the area too and omg the wine is heaven!! Food too!

your so lucky !!! awww italy , new moon , and robert pattinson its like isla esme!!

Hehe, now THAT'd be a great memory...LOL oh yeah!

But yep the trip surpassed any expectations I had before going cos I literally expected "ONLY" to enjoy good food and wine. What did happen was way more than I could have hoped for or dared hope for!

And I am so gonna go back there! Simply cos it is such a beautiful area and I really do wanna see Volterra too!

oh god im so jealous of you!!!
it does seems like a really beautiful place to go
now i want to go even more !!!!

Italy IS a beautiful country! The scenery in Tuscany is well known for it's beauty as well so yes I would highly recommend ppl visit there.

yeap and that doesn't mean that he is not a dedicated and great actor.

Please. Ryan Seacrest is the epitome of "fake". I don't think I could be with a man who gets weekly manicures.
Bring on Rob anyday.

I wish they would just drop that already!! Like I care!! Do any of you care? I would gladly take him as is, abs or no abs!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope..we don't care if they are real. We take him as who he is. A very charming and chill person who makes every woman melt with his eyes, voice and smile. :)

So true am melting right now

I am so with you on this!

Thank you :D!!!

totally agree.
#1 All actors have to have makeup applied, doesn't mean abs are fake.
#2 who cares? He's still has an AWESOME body
#3 You can't fake that amazing, mouthwatering deep V that he has.
#4-ppl just need to shut the fuk up when it comes to negative comments about Rob.

ah I showed a picture of Robs bod to my personal trainer I was curious to know how you get the V. He said the V will show on a man easier than a woman (i.e. Pink has to work Fu***ng hard to have hers) but man has to lower his body fat drastically. Rob dropped 30 pounds apparently before new moon. To get into caracter for Twilight he was running and in the gym for 5hrs a day until KH told him to stop.

So Seacrest heat your heart out, if you really want to improve (let me make it clear you will never be as good as Rob) you need to put the hrs in the gym and stop eating crap. So there. Moron!!!!!

Sorry rpattzgirl didn't mean to rant at you *looking at rpattzgirl from under lashes scuffing the ground with shoes* x

It's ok. All Rob ranting is allowed!!!

awww Fanks!

Well said Phoenix!!!

fanks! I get mad with people that sit on their a$$ and and diss on others who work hard at their job like Rob and Taylor. Commitment is to be respected and admired not dissed on

Ryan really pushes the wrong button for me :-{{

you can rant all you want with that pic. yummy!

I would prefer to do something else with the person in that picture - wouldn't you???

Oh hell I blame Effing all her talk of Rob's body parts turned me on.......................thud

*faints*
lol

oh crap!

*get's picture of rob and fans you with it*
*pulls out a bottle of ode-de-rob, and puts it under you nose*

wake up, wake up!

man down! man down!

LMAO @ rob lusters

Love it!

Good point well made!

xxx

hhmmm ...... hhhmmmm Rob god you smell amazing

*opens eyes and sees RFU - sits up almost headbanging RFU*

oy who are you calling a man????

*pointing at bosom* I'll have you know these are real and Rob loves them tsk tsk

ROTFLMAO

whoa!

*barely avoids heat but*

*looks at bosoms, then looks away quickly*

umm...sorry. I was saying that in the nautical sense....like when someone falls off a boat, they yell man down!

*looking hard at RFU*

mmmhhh ok you are on probation......

LMAO

thanks!

*awkward smile*

awww I can't stay mad at you ;-) you're great

no need to forgive my friend

lol

thanks! *smiles big*

*gives big hug*

I feel better now!

*hugs back*

It's great to make new friends!

This is what this site is all about - apart from the godlyness that is Rob

lol

lol exactly

make friends with other rob lusters.

that's what life is all about! xD

No, we appreciate your input. And getting a professional opinion. So you have a personal trainer? That's impressive!

Thanks! Yeah Patric is great expensive but he keeps me motivated, lazy arse that I am, and he's a laugh especially when I shock him with smutty comments so young so impressionable lol

LOL

Nicely said Phoenix :) anyway......i don't care about the Abs really....but that V.......*brain fade* LOL

Seacrest is a bug.....i always think he's as annoying as he can possibly get....but then the little squirt opens his mouth and surprises me every time :)

forget the body; i can't get pass his eyes...i get lost in them.. and his face is just so freaking beautiful with gorgeous jawlines...see; i can't get pass his face...

his hands/fingers= beautiful.. *shaking my head..* i have never really paid any attention to anyone's fingers before...lol

his body's hot..forget the news article; who cares?...he's tall, lean and those are his abs.....

You are sooo right! I can't get passed his beautiful face either. I don't really care what his body looks like, his jaw, his wonderful smile, and those EYES!!! It's enough to make me feel faint!
And yes, his hands are gorgeous as well, those long lean fingers! =)

I know! His hands/fingers just kill me-they are so amazing. Oh god, and his lips too-they are hot!

The eyes make me catch my breath!! Seriously his eyes are unbelievable!!

Yeah, like if we were fortunate enough to spend time with him we would waste precious moments staring at his stomach!

Ha!

Hi rpattzinger! Thanks for the rundown!!

I think the irony here is that Rob himself would be the first to admit that makeup was used. He's is so self-effacing. I'm positive that this issue will come up in the publicity interviews for the movie and then we can see what he says about it.

I'll take Marystat's eyewitness account.... not Seacrest's caustic idiotic remarks. :-)

ditto!

I think so. He has a great sense of humor about himself.

yeah i would father beleive marystat too...

and papz are getting confused...they're using special fx for the sparkle...not to cgi his abs!!!

Exactly!!
he has natural abs..if you can call it that way. he doesn't have to be as big as Taylor for people to believe they are real. Still..his body looks in shape.

and about that deep V he has..oh my..that is the sexiest V I have ever seen.

I want to run my hands over that V...
his butt is beautiful too...
Oh man, thoughts are going in the gutter again!

He's totally perfect. his physique, his voice..oh man that voice can turn anyone on, his smile, the way he stares..he's one of a kind.

You got that right. I've never been turned inside out by a celebrity before-EVER! So he is perfect for sure.

I agree. Some makeup was used, after all it was a move. He also lost weight for the shirtless scene==he is quoted as saying that. Personally, I think he must have worked out some.

Like I said, I don't see why the big deal. I doubt if any of us really care.

No, we really don't care. Like others have said, it's hard to look at anything but his face most of the time anyway...
He's tall & skinny-just the way I like him!

I think he has the whole package. He's not trying to be Hercules; just himself. I give him points for that.

amen to that!

consider the source,National Enquirer,nuff said

Can't say that I care one way or the other. It was for a movie. Movies have special effects---this doesn't detract from anything to me.

He looked good.

Also, his arms also looked muscular. How did they fake that? Not that I care but how did they fake muscular arms, inflatible swimmies?

his arms muscles are all him,nobody's out there saying they aren't.

You know what I don’t care if he had bier stomach he is still the most beautiful entertainer among theme all! He is the most enchanting guy in the world… that is after my husband of course:) after all I have had life before Rob came into our lives:)

Beautiful!!!!

Keep smiling baby, don't let those crazy hormonally disfunctional bitc**s get to you.

We Love You Lots (without trying to kill you)
xxx

He's got such a cheesy smile that just makes you smile!
He's one of those contagious boys.

Beautiful absolutely Beautiful
**swoon**

How about we all say we love each other and have a good cry? lol I'm in such a weird mood this morning!

can i get a hug also

**HUGS to you**

*hug*

I am sure you'll be fine after being here for a while, especially seeing Rob smiling ;-)
LOl

oh yeah! Love the hugs! thanks guys..
and I'm glad rob can lift me from my weird mood. *sighs*

*breaks out into a song*

robs lifts us up where we belong! where eagles flies on a mountain high....

*stops and looks around*

remind me to not combine rob and moulin rouge again.

Naah, that's all right!
There are many songs we could combine with Rob...
How about...
*I thought I was a fool for no one
but ooh Robie I'm a fool for you...

Lol

hell yeah. Love that song...and the rob insert makes it so much better! lol

how about....I thought Rob was only true in fair tales, meant for someone else, but not me. Rob was out to get me. That's the way it seemed. Disappointment haunted all my dreams. Then I saw Rob's face. Now I'm a believer! lol

*giving high five*

Pretty good RFU!

We should put together a band, we'd be pretty famous!
And the logo could have a unicorn in it!

Lol

totally! lol

what should our name be?

The Robettes? lol

LMAO

Hell yeah!
I bet he'd like that.
We can put another smile on his beautiful face ;-)
Lol

sweet!

*rubs hands together while thinking of band plans*

now, should we recruit more band member? Or Can we do this ourselves? lol

Hmmm...

*lightbulb*

I think we can recruit some more people..

Best to leave a comment and see who wanna be in.

Wanna do it bandmate? I'll join ya!

Lol

Lol

Indeed!

All who want to join the Robettes...leave a comment.

good afternoon everyone *givin hugs to all* this is my happy place

This is my happy place aswell, love it!!!

*Big hugs to all you wonderful funny people here!*

Mine too! *big hug*

**sigh**

Oh Rob, you are soooo sexy and adorable. I just love your smile. I am sooo happy to see it after all you have been through.

It is always great to see Rob smiling, but some people act as if this is the first time he has every smiled. He is filming a movie, good, bad or indifferent, there is no reason why he should not be smiling. If some are implying that a certain costar has him smiling that is your opinion, and I remember Rob all smiles in Twilight and NM , but I guess that does not count? This is in Rob's nature to be happy, plain and simple. Granted, he has been totured by paparazzi and crazy fans (which would make anyone freaked out), so he is allowed to have those moments where he does not have to be grinning.

This site was designed (correct me if I am wrong) for the main purpose of honoring everything that is Twilight/NM related and the actors in those movies. That includes all of them. Now while the love for Rob is overwhelming, there are those of us who are equally crazy about Kristen and /or Taylor or anyone else for that matter, so when you insult them, it is hurtful and unneccessary. I suspect that anyone who said anything badly about Rob would be linched on this board and I just wish people would be respectful and mindful of how others feel. JMO!

I am thrilled and squealing like a little girl over all these Rob/Remember Me photos-and can't wait for next week to hopefully see more-but I am missing New Moon/Edward big time. Nov seems so far away...
Must go home after work today and watch the trailer for the 1000th time-and perhaps start reading the book again.
"You're the reason I stay alive, if that's what I am"
*sigh*

Lol

Totally. You're not the only one. I could read the books all over. Had to buy some new ones, just to have something else to do ;-)
But the best thing is that the New Moon mania so not going to be over for a very long time yet!

Very true. I'm being greedy I know, but can't wait for them to release another trailer!!

Me neither!
I should take some calming lessons until it comes out.
I will want to scream all the time when I'm in the cinema.
Don't want to be thrown out after five minutes...
But I guess I won't be the only one feeling like that!
Lol

Sugestions to calm down..... drink more Champaign! then pass out

Or Breathe deeply in and out fast - hyperventilation will make you faint - job done you will be calm - so calm you'll be horizontal on the floor

LMAO x sorry just kidding ;-0

I know, me too. Might have to take a Valium before I go!

lol

Thank YOU for that gorgeous smile my sweetie pie!! *Sighs* You just made my day that much brighter... awww he always makes me smile just by seeing HIM smile... who could resist that shy, adorkable smile? Beats me whoever could!! Off I go to daydream about him some more.... love him way too much =)

Hi Everyone, I am back for a very short time before my b@st@rd of a boss sends my sorry @ss out to some other god forsaken town.....I have missed you all terribly and can't wait for my traveling to end....*big hugs to all my friends*......if it weren't for y'all I would loose my mind.......I love ya all...*tears*............(Sorry, I'm in a very strange weepy mood today)

Welcome back! Nice to see you!

No internet access where you were sent? How sad! I hate it when that happens!

Hi Breesmom, I missed you.......You wouldn't believe how many hillbilly hells are left in the US. I've lost 10 pounds this trip....I refuse to eat in some of these places *shivers*....

Sad for you ; (

Hope you stock up on snacks for the next leg of your trip.

I understand you completely I have to travel for work too

Souless affair. Hope you get some R&R soon

welcome back!

Little prayers for you......it is a souless life......I almost got kicked off a plane for saying "no f@cking way am I going to pay 7.00 for a blanket"....I guess Effing is rubbing off of me...I would never have the courage to say that before.....I've matured so much on this site.....hahaha

Same to you I found listening to Rob sing helps me relax and shut out the crap. This last trip I was on my way to Montpellier in the south of france beautiful place, the heat was fenomenal claustrophobic. Hotel was crap, the plane was worse (budget cuts) I sit on the aisle so I can move around the woman on the window seat was snoring I couls still hear her with my iPod on the one in the middleseat fell asleep leaning towards me I was leaning towards the aisle and the stewart tells me to move because the trolley needs space (fuming - so do I!), screaming kids everywhere - I thought I was going to comit mass murder - Rob kept me calm...... thinking about it now it's quite funny saving grace is that french food is good.

Wow $7 for a blanket? I'll bring my own

OMG!!! I totally understand!!! ...budget cuts, stearage seats, crap hotels, screaming kids......I'm the perfect height for people to hit me in the head whenever I'm in the aisle...I practically beg for the window seat now.....if it weren't for Rob's music I would crack....his piano playing is soooo soothing....I carry a pashmina in my laptop bag now....how the hell do you expense something like that anyway...I'b be better off expensing wine...jeez!!!

yeah it's easier to lsurvive plane travel with Rob inside the brain soothing .....

Stupid businesses they'll allow you a glass of wine or two but if you expense a blanket they'll ask you why didn't you bring your own jacket........ Charming!

LMAO!!!! ....."jack and coke, sure no problem...blanket?...sorry honey you'll have to eat that one.....oh and by the way we think we need you in tim-buck-2 next week because someone sneezed......hahahah (ok now I lost it)

yeah companies are bizarre doesn't matter where in the world they operate they are all the same.

'feel free to get squiffy on us, anything useful is on you though' 'I know it's sunday but you need to be in Switzerland at 8am on monday so leave now, need to tell the swiss how to plug in the laptop' funny I always thought the swiss where clever clock and all - yes ok got that sooo wrong. bloody mean too (some of them not everyone - no haters on me please). I wouldn't worry about loosing it I don't recall ever having it to be honest and with Effing's influence I have no chance of ever getting it/finding it lmao

LMFAO!!!!!....saving the world one trip at a time!!!!....that us!!!!... can't use that plug or fill out that form without me and Phoenix to save the day....hahahahahahah..

You Rock!
I like it I may use it on my CV.

'I am well versed in understanding and anticipating our interanl and external customers needs, as well as fulfilling their business wants'

I can see another job coming along - they will probably send me to Timbuktu to set up off shore customer service (crappy) call centre, low pay etc etc.... ROTFLMAO

*double take*
No...it couldn't be, she doesn't come on here any more.
*looks again*
Wait...is it?...Yes, I think it is!!
*runs to give bookobsessed a big hug*
It has been way too long!
Missed You!

*hugs Sparkly back all teary eyed* missed you too.

this smile........................................ i can't think right now.

*enjoying the view*

it's call smile porn Kasiii..lol

*eyes lock on screen with a big smile on my face*..ehehe

Everything about our Rob is porn :P

smile porn
english accent porn
jaw porn
fingers porn
big feet porn
messy hair porn
v line porn....

This list could be endless... YUMI ;)

um can I shake your hand?

'god bless unicorns" ok thats freakin awesome lol

*hands shaking* LOL

Thank you :)

o yes !

brand new name for porn lol. rob porn. auch tasty lol !

confession of a rob-aholic.

" hi my name is Kasiii and i am a rob-aholic " :)))

i will know for the future.

smile porn. like that. i do. lool.

Awww, love seeig him smile:) Makes me smile to...He looks sooo good!

Just plain hot all the time:)

oohh i kno i love seeing rob smile..he makes my day when i c him so happy even though he's been through alot this week

Nice to see him smile - we haven't seen that for a while.

1 thing really annoying me aboutall the pap pics of "Remember Me" - why , oh why are there only pics of Rob??!!
Hello(sarcastic voice) , he has a gorgeous and talented co-star - stop dismissing Emilie paps!

haha i think the paps like the idea of kstew and robert together as much as we do thats why they are ignoring his co-star emilie... thats my openion :)

They get more money for the shots of Rob.... Once the movie comes out, i am sure she will end up with more paps following her around.

The paps are Team Robsten! lol

Totally agree they all want to get THAT SHOT, the one that proves they are an item. It would probably mean big bucks for them.

that would be what u call "the money shot"

I like Emilie too! She is probably happy that she doesn't have the craziness Rob has got though lol.

I agree with the other ladies, the paps are dying for any shot they can get of Rob and Kristen. After all if they get something else that will totally destroy the covers of every previous magazine!

Wow, here I was saying it was a slow news day, and e few minutes later four new posts are up! =) Sure, I had already seen this before, but the other posts were brand new to me! =) Thanks nmm.org, you rock, as always!

1str

ohh my freaking gosh!!!!!!!
i am first on a robbie post.........YESSSSSS.....a dream come true LOL
robbie you looks SOOOOO hot like always.... i have a theory... the more we tell him things like hot, cute. handsome etc... the more he gets....its the only way this is happening... because seriously..

and im so dumb, by the excitement of being first.... i put 1str instead of 1st..... ohh hey i guess i did it absentmindedly r:robbie...WOW

lol congrats on 1st i will be 1st one day but i dont type as fast as most of the girls here do i see why am never 1st... ;)

HI5 me neather i am the absolutely worst like i said i eatge type fast but with lots of mistakes or slow but good LOL....
keep practicing that's what i do LOL

Don't worry about being fast. Say something either true, from the heart, or funny and you will be "liked" up to first. It's the only way to get and stay there. Good luck and keep at it!

aww thanx.... ohh and u forgot what you put for Jasper.... i remember edman but.... jasper..

Copied it for you and pasted it here!

Been thinking about your companion name for Edman and......................... I got nothin'.

Stumped!

Perhaps just Whitlock! Sort of like Sherlock Holmes's Watson - but I think most people might not get it.

Or, you could go Jaspen (like Robin)

Edman and Jaspen - well - that has kind of a nice ring to it.

One last idea (I guess I had more than nothin' after all)

Edman and Vampster

Let know what you ultimately select for your dynamic duo

gotta love copy and paste LOL..... there we go....Jaspen..... i knew it was that... i as trying so hard to remember.... i LIKE that one.... Edman AND Jaspen!!!!!! MY or OUR heroes!!
THNX

ypu go girl congrats on first :D

THNX.... it's my morning present...LOL

Congrats!! you did it again!! hope you are not shaking this time!

what???
MEEEE....shaking....of cource not that was sooo....um....yesterday..... i am an experienced commenter & do not do that kind of stuff....
talks to herself****did she notice**** **nah she couldn't know i was shaking***
no way

Congrats on 1str...i mean 1st!! lol!

LOL thnx.... being 1str is a complete honor

Yes, I was nearly 1str once, but then i froze & bottled it! First time nerves! what a loser! lol

i know i've been there..... one time i was gonna be first and then i erased what i was typing... by the time i was finished ans posted it....there it was.... the first comment..

Lol I looked over what id written while going for first once...it looked like id written in another language! there were so many mistakes...the pressure of speed typing....*sigh*

By the time id finished they were on comment no.25

LOL.... hi5 thats me alright.... but lately i've been improving...

Man! Girl, you're on a roll!

LOL i know... it's weird for me.... i better enjoy it while it lasts

congrats!

THNX i am SOOOO happy

;-)

I'm starting to envy you guys. It's a bit difficult to be first from the UK we are hours behind ..... ah well one night when I can't sleep I'll probably manage to get a first lol x

SO LIKE RIGHT NOW WHAT TIME IS IT???

6.37pm what time is it where you are?

ohh sorry... well its been three hrs since you send it to me.....RIGHT now its 4:02

am? crieky .... oh yeah I forget we don't need beauty sleep we are just beautiful all the time

LOL NO..... okaay right now it's 4:36p.m ...and yess we dnt nee beauty sleep... besides i could never last that long.... or maybe i could, i've never tried it....

pheeew for a moment there I thought you were another insomniac like me.

As Bean says sleep is overrated .... I am giving over to the dark forces .....

LOL

lol so right now where you are its probably 8:54pm. am i right or wrong....
haha sorry i've always been fascinated by the diff. time zones

23.03 I would love to understand time zones I always strugle with them.

That's what 7 hrs difference? and we are ahead ..... i think..... could be wrong

so its what, 11:03???? am i right this time well then i guess ur tired its between 11-12 that i go to sleep....

oh no I'll be until 2 or 3AM. Can't sleep these days...... I'll read some fanfic and keep an eye on NMM.org

LMAO well then ok.... haha u dnt wanna miss anything right... i would probably be like you..

weeeeellll not sure what's worng with me I used to be able to sleep standing up now I can't sleep even if I hit my head against the wall! weird

oh well I am becoming a cullen no bad thing

lol

of cource it's not bad...being a cullen is the best thing ever... tell me... the newest member of the family

cool thanks! I may have to change my name Phoenix Cullen doesn't quite sound right ..... I'll think about it while I'm not sleeping

lol x

LOL nah it's aiight...Phoenix Cullen.... catchyhaha we're running out of reply boxes...

mmhh why does that happen I don't quite understand this thing yet....

you mean the reply bowes... well every time we reply to one another we keep wasting one un till well we can't reply anymore...LOL the only way out is to right a whole new comment.... how long have you been here

I was wondering why the reply disappears I guess we are only allowed a small number of hits per conversation.

But I cheat I go up to a previous comment in the string with a reply still available, it puts it at the end of the string - clever web! lol

yup thats what i do too...LOL

Great minds think alike!
x

they sure do think alike LOL

Yes Phoenix, you have to stay up all night. It will be totally worth it when you get a 'first'! Sleep is overrated anyway... LOL

I know I'm usually up until 2am here I get about 4 hrs sleep I guess I can do without a couple of days. I might turn into Bad A$$ Phoenix but hey ho not my problem really other people have to worry..... muaaa ha ha ha ha ha

Yep I'm in the UK too and your right the chances of first are slim, doubt i could type fast enough to get first anyway.

Ah well I can always dream of a first.

yey Dreamer where abouts are you? I think I'm going to organmise a get together for the UK based people ...... cookies galore, smutty remarks, the full works; maybe for Rob's B'day next year - lets have a party .....

I'm in Northampton, where abouts are you?

Party sounds like a good idea I could see if I could find a unicorn biscuit cutter to make biscuits for the occasion.

We would need to arm ourselves with plenty of fanfic and Robness

I'm in Cheltenham.

This party idea is looking like a winner, we need a venue (the gutter is a sure fire but we need a more specific location ha ha ha ). We have cookie recipes, we can find shapes and fanfic and Robness are not an issue we can all search the web and come up with plenty.......

The gutter may be slightly dark for the reading of fanfic but we could always visit frequently throughout the party and I'm sure we would.

We would have to find a location central for everyone who wanted to come.

candle torches and glow stick would work lol.

Yeah I might do a little reaserch and see what I can find that is not too expensive and kind of central. Nics is in Scotland so maybe middle england or something I don't know. I'll think of something....

I'm liking this idea a lot!

second!!! sooo fitt...

he's so adorable!!!!

THIRD!!

After such crazy week he have... poor guy..
he can't move without flash in his face.. :P

6th?

OKAY OKAY.. im fourth..lol n-ways OMG R.P!!!! you look gorgeous! i mdid a quizz on facebook its says.. if he was in my bed i woudn't sleep in the bath... humm Dahhh!! :P haha, if he was in my bed.. i wouldn't even leave the room lol

He has the sweetest smile. *sigh*

awww he looks so cute

kool

he looks so hot! I love you rob!!!!!!

He smiles and waves! How sweet

Wow, news rush! Rob at last! think i'll hang here 4 a while..

drool....

Where can I get some Raybans?

I'm not sure which country you're in...but if you're in the US I can help! The Sunglasses Hut (in basically EVERY mall) has a wide variety, as does Dillards and Macy's.

wondering!!..why its his cloths so, like his wardrobe!!!...
lol..just thinking out loud!

wondering!!

what did you just say??

**reads comment for 5th time**
nope...still not making sense... LOL

LMAO! I think her thoughts might have been clouded by that gorgeous man above! I know I can't think straight!

Can't blame her on that one...we all feel that way. LOL


by the way: Helloooo Kimberlina! Haven't talked to you on here in a while!!!

**blows kisses to Kimberlina**

missed you!

Thanks! I've missed you too Effing!! *winks back*

I've been getting to news too late and I've missed all the good fights by then...dirty, dirty shame!

LOL
I'm lost!
Possible Translation:
I thinks Rob should take his clothes off and burn his wardrobe?

OH!!!

of course that is what she was saying...but she should note that the correct way to translate that is:

"mmmm...rob..clothes...fire....naked...sex.....happy"


LMAO

LOL
Oh, she must not have the RPAttz Incoherency Translation Handbook.

Me and you should sell it on Amazon...
 
we would totally make a huge wad of cash!!
 
LOL

Selling ANYTHING that has to do with Rob would definitely make us a fortune. That man is a walking goldmine!

*goes to research publishers for said handbook*
LOL

Glad you're back firing on all cylinders.
Lol

I think her brain got scrambled by Perfection! hard to resist really can't blame the girl....

Rofl

Oh Rob.... What have you been up too that you are smiling so big? Lol

lol..wow sorry i just re-read it..and it doesnt make sense..lol
blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol and also roberto!!!!..lol
i wanted to say that his cloths are like his own..nothing special about "remeber me" wardrobe!...
does it make sense now?!?..lol
<3

LMAO!!!

oh, well...I guess that is better...BUt, secretly I was hoping for something much more smutty...

**sighs**

Oh well...maybe next time...

lol

lol...sorry to disappointed all of u!! ..lol
next time i'll say something like
"rob looks so sexy with those shades and ugly shirt that iwanthimtothrowmeagainstthewallanddomenow!! "
sounds better?!?!
lol

THat is much better....but too late to use it now...
 
save that for another post!!
 
I will be watching you.... LMAO

Hey effing, have you seen the efron fan saying that you should go and get a life?
Lol

**confused look**

what? Seriously no idea what you are talking about....

**reads comment again, trying to understand; sees "Efron" - pukes immediately**

Just read the comments at the beginnig
lol

read and replied....

Oh i nearly peed my knickers there reading the "pukes immediately"...

Are we not allowed fancy Efron,I used to have the odd schoolmarm/naughty boy fantasy pre-rob...

he has the naughtiest little nose... though in fairness I have only seen him on the ellen show and never EVER in a movie. He is a cute guy...

BUT then there is Rob...

*licks Effings avatar*

now im scared!!!..lol
but yap...i'll keep an eye for that momment too!
<3
Ps: hope it comes naturally
i usually just go on shock when i see pics of him...lol

wow rocking it girl! I LIKE! LMAO

lol...i like too...lol

LOL!!
I liked our translation better ;)

lets give the girl sometime she will get to smuttiness fast if she comes back here lol

LOL
True...I keep forgetting to take it easy on the newbies.

I call it a civic duty - life is tough we are here to teach them how to ride a bike by themselves they will fall but we will be there to help them get back up and try again, we are a support system.....

Damn I'm good even when I boosh1t! LMAO

What did you do Sparkly? Are you causing trouble? LMAO

Hey, Vanessa. I GET your comment!

Cuz, Rob is finally playing a normal guy with a normal wardrobe.

HOWEVER, I'm not liking this colorblock t-shirt. Ugh. Looks like a sack.

Good recovery to appease Effing, Sparkly and Phoenix! You passed!!

LOL

i know..its so simple..
and well i didnt know how NMM.org worked on comments... lol
i didnt know i had to make like "imdyingforhim" kind of comments!!!

Lesson learned!!..
:D

Haha, as in all societies, there are all kinds of personalities and classes. This site is not an exception, no?

We are like Twilight... the wise Ancients, the dangerous Nomads, the responsible Vegetarians, the unpredictable Wolf-pack, Bella who is Switzerland, etc.

Everyone fits in here!! :-))

totally!!!
lol..
wooww
twihards!!
<3

awww i cant believe he is still smiling after that thing that happen with those stupid pythsco little girls in NYC....i give props to u rob for at least smiling while u still can....=P

So cute! I have the same glasses. Ray Ban all the way! :)

what an adorable smile! could it be bc of a new shirt that's not a plaid button down???

Happy Rob makes me happy

Yay! He`s smiling!
=) Ahhh...

woOw....heY guyZzz.....there isn't anything else for weekend Of him???????
did u noticed that his hair is alittle shorter than befOr??????? :)

here is more of hiM with hiS neW shirt .....enjOy as i did .... :D

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...

So beautiful, makes my heart smile when he smiles! Love him in the shirt too!

What a sexy smile, my heart is melting.

hey was that true ???????????? MA was in kstew's house????????????oh nOOooOo :(((

where is kristen ??????

and i don't think they are neWw but here is alittle bit more

http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/06/ro...

Wonder why he's looking so happy? Maybe those kisses from Emilie put a smile on his face... ;)

**waves Team Remelie flag**

lol Remelie....has a nice ring.

But seriously...Jesus Christ Mary and Joseph he's effing hot!

**gives Bean bigger flag**

here you go, you just got a promotion!!

LOL

Just another one I'm going to have to burn! LOL!!!

Don't worry, I have this really cool Bic lighter I like to use...so bring 'em on!

**rips lighter out of Kimberlina's hand**

**throws it into my puddle of Pattinson drool**

Ha!!

You will never see that again!!

LOL

RPatz drool!??! Forget about that stupid lighter, lemme at have that drool!!

*collects drool in a cup* This...will be treasured!

LMAO!!!

**Watches Kimberlina collect MY drool from lusting over Pattinson**

um....Kimberlina?

**shuts up as Kimberlina runs of with cup**

okaaaay...well, if she wants to take my drool, she can. Maybe I will start packaging it for her...make some nice labels...

LOL

LOL, how dare you trick me like that Effing...you intentionally dropped the Bic lighter in the wrong puddle of drool!

*throws cup of drool down like a child and stomps foot*

HA!!

Well, you don't really think I would sully the actual Pattinson drool by throwing your lighter into it, do you??!?

**chuckles**
...silly Kimberlina....

lol

*wondering if rpatz drool sparkles too*

*grabs cup from kimbelina hands and runs into the clearing*

LOL, I hope you got Rob's actual drool and not the fake stuff Effing has set up as a trap!

Lemme know if it sparkles!!!!!!

will do kimberlina

I'll help you =}

Sorry far to jealous to have him linked to anyone but ME! LMAO

*steals flag and starts to set it on fire*

Raises "Team Roberlina" flag!

HA HA HA HA
Team Roberlina!
LMAO!!

Don't worry, I'll make you a flag so you can waive it too! LOL

LOL
Nah-uh!
My real names Kristen so I'll just take a Robsten flag ;)

If we re making flags.

Mine is gonna say.....

Rob <3 LTCB

4 ever and ever!

lol...better make sure it's a "FREAK" flag!


MMMMMMWWWWAAA!

Love ya Sparkly!

*winks*

LOL
You gonna let me borrow yours?

diddo Scarlet!
*blows kisses*

Oh you know it! I'm Captain Freak! (sorry for the pirate reference, POTC is on) Just ask Rob...he helped me make it!

What is UP Sparkly?

*high fives Sparkly*

I feel like I haven't talked to you in days!

love that cute boy smiling =]

I bet he feels like he always has to smile because there is always somebody snapping his pic. For example, he was smiling ear to ear while being attacked by fangirls the other day. I remember the earlier days of his popularity when he rarely smiled in any of his photos. While it's nice to see a happy RPattz, it just feels like he's too happy all of the time now.

I don't really see that. He rarely smiles. I did notice the smile in the crazy fangirl pictures. I think he was in shock. Sometimes people smile or laugh when they are embarassed or nervou, too.

I wonder if the reason of all the smiles has something related to that...
http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/06/mi...

I really hope so.
:)

splash news lie sometimes...that is so not kristen house..she stays with her parents; she has said..but why would he be smiling if michael is back in the picture?...also; she and michael lives in the same city; so they might see eachother time to time....all i can say is; the guy is old news because if they were still together; he would be all on her and trying to take pics to clear up rumors now that she's alone filming

Thats true vampire_vixen we havent see him in a long time..since Vancouver!!!..and why will Rob be smiling of the idiot of Michel Angarano...????

I usually avoid these things, but you know when you see a stupid thing and you just can't stand how stupid it is haha..
The pap was in front of Kristen's house, he saw Michael leave and thought it was Rob and he DIDN'T TAKE A PICTURE! No matter who it was it is a big news, for the gossipers of course, but it is a news, and they show us million pics of Kristen getting out of the car, going into studio and so on, but when something important happens there's one pic and not even on the location they clame he was, but taken later....
Well I find that stupid really.
I'm not saying he wasn't there, who knows, but this paricular story is just full of holes and it isn't logical.
You're right they lie.

Ha, ha that is so funny, could he BE trying to be Rob any harder, the clothes and it looks like he's even trying the hair - only Rob can pull off the sex hair look so don't even try.

Rob is also way buffer, the good buff... and I agree only Rob can pull off the sex hair, it should be a crime to try and pull it off if you are not Rob!

haha thats hilarious he kinda looks like robert... i mean his wardrope... and his hair.... but i dont blame him any man in the whole world wish they were robert pattinson with all the attention he gets from us girls ;)

agree..i think kristen kick him to the curve a long time ago because he's such a follower...ahahaaha

Lol
He's like Mike Newton in New Moon trying to copy Edward's look;)

ikrr i mean what the hell is kristin thinking in my openion she has no taste in men i mean she has this chraming breathtakin co-star whos singel and available she should make a move on him (that is if they are not already dating).. oh well her loss

*smiles*
I`ve seen that look before....flannel shirt and sunglasses.....
LOL

this story has been debunked

Thats not Kristen house..!!!

oh my god he is so cute!!! i love his smile so much!!

Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww I can't believe it Rob can even manage to look sexy in that ugly sweatshirt thingy, they must have a very low budget for the wardrobe on this movie. It takes a whole heap of sexy to mange to work it in such ugly clothes.

Imagine what he could do with better clothes I long to take him shopping. man there is a Prada brown leather jaket that is made for Rob *sigh*

Sooooo sexy

Okay, we'll let you be his Alice in real life.

cool thanks for a moment I thought you meant small annoying and psychic! lol I can certainly do that but I'd rather dress him and undress him, I'll need inside leg measurements .... and I know how to measure properly.....

Mhhh I think I will contact his management company I might get the dream job

*opens word to start application letter - Dear Mr....*

LOL

I love your avatar. :)

i dont understand how he's still smiling. if i was him, i would probably have a nervous breakdown. he's got some inner strength.

lol i agree he really is something!!!

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Um....is there some reason why his arm hair is seriously turning me on right now?!?

I love his hair all messed up like that....mmmm....he such a yummy piece of man meat!!

lol

It is turning you on cause you are a freak and WAY too obsessed with him...

now, go comb the frizzy hair and put lotion on that wrist tattoo, the b-day cake is getting stale...

Ha!

That was ALMOST funny...

now, leave me alone, I am busy fantasizing about his other body hair...

*enters Effing's room and looks around* Who's that you're talking to?
*remembers that Effing's effing crazy* Please...don't feel the need to answer that!!!

LOL, j/k...you're not effing crazy...just crazy!

**covers up mirror**

um....huh?

What??

Um, I wasn't talking to anybody...silly Kimberlina....

Soooo...how's the weather...??

**tries to push Kimberlina out of room while I have her distracted**

lol

*puts foot in the door* You can't throw me off that easily!

Give me that arm hair you stole off of RPattz, or I'll tell everyone here how crazy you really are!

**sighs**

FINE!!!

**goes to bathroom, collects husbands shaving clippings, puts them in "Pattinson arm hair" container**

**goes back to give it to Kimberlina**

here....now, go worship that and me and my mirror alone!!

LOL

Effing like hairy guys ..lol *poke poke*
Rob is abit on the hairy side .. i kept noticing his arms due to the hairs in the twilight movie .. lol
i guess i never really imagine edward to be so hairy! LOL
I love his hands though ... such lovely hands...

Yes...I am sure his hands could do wonders.....so many lovely things they could do...

**thinks of Pattinson finger porn**

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

**Faints**


lol

spank spank the norty girl! :D

I think he has pianist hands ...

you are getting in the mood for breaking dawn .. lol .. ahh can't wait for the honeymoon scenes.... his lovely hands touching all over kristen's lovely pale skin!

*pouring cold water on Effing to wake her up*

i am happy he's smiling....do u guys notice that he seems more happier filming this movie than twilight?..he's smiling a lot..

Yes, I noticed that....hmmm...

Team Remile, VV??!?!?

LMAO

*takes Team Remile flag, bunches it up and stuffs it in Effing's mouth*
*shoves picture of Rob and Kristen in Effing's face*
*See, they are a cute couple*
Now when I take this flag out of your mouth I want you to yell nice and clear
"TEAM ROBSTEN!"
Ready?
lol

**glares at Sparkly as she removes said flag from mouth**
 
**shouts**
TEAM ROBSTENNNNNNNN......SUCKS!!!
 
**runs away laughing hysterically while waving Team Remile banner**
 
lol

*runs after Effing*

*saying to Effing; "i got a proposal for you'*

*Effing stops, and says "shoot" *

*I say, "Effing, what if kristen allows you to spend two days with rpatz, will that make u happy and get you waving the robsten flag?" *

*waiting and bracing self for her answer..saying to self, "i know she won't refused*

*Effing looks tense and confused*

*giggles and smirk at Effing*..

*let's be simple about this Sparkly; no toture on Effing*

* whisper in Sparkly ears, "lets tell Effing that kristen has decided to let her spend two days with rpatz; maybe it will change her mind"*

*close eyes shut; sweating and praying this will convert Effing to team robsten*..lol

no team Robsten Effing..

*saying to myself; wait, Effing offer sounds tempting*

*sits in corner in a deep thought. "remile or robsten?..humm; but he's smiling so much now; maybe it was emile's kiss"

*gasp and puts hand over mouth.."did i just say that out loud?*
*looking around and sees noone.. smiles :).. "no one will know i said that out loud; but i still believe in robsten*

*gets up and put the twilight DVD in the player and says; " this will help bring back the memories of what used to be robsten*...lmaoooo

I think there was probably a lot of filming in the Twilight movies we didn't get to see. They filmed mostly on a closed set, not on the streets (lucky for Rob!)

Stop it! You are turning me on with all this talk of fingers and smiles .............and

*faints*

lol

He brought a lot to Edward I hadn't imagined in the book!

He does look good in the pictures today. Nice and calm, relaxed. I love it when he smiles.

honestly anyone liking the top he is wearing??! It's abit dull or dumb looking, rob is lovely but that top! I am guessing it's not his i hope ... bad wardrobe ppl!

I think he looks adorable in that shirt*sigh* to each his own...of course, I think he looks good in anything..

Probably from the wardrobe dept. but I kind of like it. The blue is his color.

I'm so happy to see him smiling after the week he has had. My God he is just all kinds of sexy!!! LOL!!!

Yes, he is all kinds of sexy, and a few kinds of sexy that I have made up on my own....

Putting my "How many "Sexy's" is Pattinson" list at: 15,143 and a half....

lol

LOL

Now that my dear friends...is a sexy smile on his gorgeous face!!!!

It looks weird seeing him with out his t-shirt and plaid button up but I likey!!!

D@mn he's sexy!!!!!!

Rob looks good in the sun, he should be out in it more often *pulls out binoculars, xray vision, and night vision goggles*

All ready. Come out come out where ever you are Robbie!!!

Loving the jumper, loving the hair, loving the ray bans *sighs* just love him!! :D

Pattinson got hit by a cab and frizzy chik jumped him yet the man is still smiling

Sorry Robsten fans but RP is blinded by looove. Em made his boo boos all better!

Team Remelie! hmm must have been KStews mullet such a shame

BOOO boo ...
that name sucks... team emelie!!??! LOL

team robsten forever!!!

I dont blame you if you are blinded by the site of Rob and all his gorgeousness that you dont notice his beaming smile and sparkly eyes hes got going on for em.

game on may the best man win


...thats about right PUP lol

LMAO :D
hmm ... I think i would call that good acting ?! LOL
Well, we shall see, i read a comment once at another site, popsugar?? ..
that rob can kiss anything and made it looked awesome .. lol

Team Robsten FORVER!!!!!!

game on!

I'll bet on Team Robsten anytime any day ..

Emilie has nothing on Kristen ...

HAHAHAHA!!!

I have converted another one!!!

**puts "Team Remile" pin on RMG's shirt**

woo-hoo!!

**Skips off into the distance to keep spreading the word**

lol

*pats pin with pride*

Effing I made tshirts!

*hands effing a Team Remelie Tshirt*

Team Robsten is going down!

Glad to see he goes for more mature, experienced women. Pattinson's a smart man he knows where the fun is at

HAh .. lol ... i think rob got over the older woman stage ... fr his previous dating life ... he doesn't need any more old ladies in his life (no offense to older fans of his)
Now he needs a partner for life that suits him in every way .. his personality. age range, someone fun, that shares his passion for life and his music ...
Rob and Kristen are soulmates in the making ... there is no denying that ...
NO, robsten never going down!! LOL

You calling me old? Im a bit offended. lol
lets see...
partner for life... check
suits him in every way..check
his personality, his music, his passion..check check check
fun...check

Youre right Rob does need those things. Good thing ive got it. Thanks for opening my eyes haha
But until he finds me...GO TEAM REMELIE

Wow that was harsh lol!! I'm glad I'm married, or I guess being over 30, I would never find a soulmate :(!!

Btw, no offense taken ;)

HAHAHA
Effing did you see the comment a few minutes ago directed to you?
From a
*GASP*
Gray face!
Hmmmm...What to do about it?
LOL

LMAO!

wow kid doesnt know who she (perhaps he Efron seems to attract that type) is messing with.

Gotta love the gray faces that come on here just to make little stabs. Knowing Effing itll probably boost her ego that someone took the time to send a little "love note"

nope...where is it??

**scrolling to see**

No............... come back to the original team Effing ..........

briding effing with a pair of rob's underpants....lol

Gah. Wish he'd just come home to England..RoRo.x

Aaah, he is just happy because his non psycho fans are stalking all the psycho ones now!
LOL

he's so handsome!!!!!i adore him!!!!

Only Rob could manage to make that hideous sweatshirt sexy!!! I'm glad he can still find something to smile about!

He just made my vary bleaky and rainy day brighter. Love you my little spunk

Mine too...I had a bad day yesterday and worse morning, but his smile just makes me smile haha weird.

Effing......you must not have a life....why dont you go get one

**sweet smile**

Awww....if it isn't an unregistered anonymous person coming to hate on me personally?!??!

I truly do feel honored...And look at your name...speaks volumes to your age...

I do find it amusing that I am the one without a life, and yet, here you are trying to get something started when nobody said anything to you at all...


hmmm....take a look in the mirror, my friend.

Now, peace out...and go "heart Efron" somewhere else...

efron who?..i thought this was NM site and not HSM site?..

*feeling the burning sensation in my throat..i am thirsty now that a hater has spoken*

* but i don't bite haters because their blood stink like them, so we'd have to tear them up and burn the pieces*...the claws are coming out and efron won't protect that chick

I love a good pissed of effing in the morning! go girl!

oh and hi!

*waves*

Hey Herbert....how's Jessie?!?

LMAO

**waiting to see if RFU knows what the hell I am talking about**

hmmm...well...that's my real name.

so unless that's what you were preferring to, which would make you a huge ars stalker. *looks around to make sure your not hiding anywhere*

then no. I have no idea. If it has to do with WA...I'm only on ch. 45...or maybe I completely missed it...or if it has to do with family guy. I dont' know either. Man, I'm completely stumped.

tell me oh great efffing.

**shakes head in disappointment at RFU**

um....family guy....you are herbert, I am quagmire...doing the pervy dance together?!??!

Hello?!?!

Do you remember nothing from our bonding the other night?!?!

LOL

lol I remember it all...besides the Jessie part. *slaps hand to forehead*

sorry, please forgive me. I just woke up and my mind is full of fuzzy memories.

edit* I looked up that long strand of bonding. and no said jessie was mentioned.

are you sure you weren't imagining this jessie up? lol

OMG!!

Jessie is herberts dog....

HELLO??!?!

See...we bonded over Family guy....you said hi to me this morning, since I called you "herbert", I asked how your dog, "jessie" was....

Wow, this really isn't funny when I have to explain myself.

LOL

ahahahahahahahahahha! I get it!

*slaps forehead again*

sorry! :(

*shining Effing altar on my knees*

We are not worthy oh Master!

Love you Love you Love you

You are awesome

**blushing**

aww....thanks...Love you too!!

I thought that Nicky was the only one that had an Effing shrine...nice to know she has a friend. LMAO

awwww Effing how little do you know of the effect you have on us all ;-0

Nics has her own altar *shhh* don't say anything it may just go to her head.

I see you as a double act really you complement each other

**whispers**
I gave her shrine it's own wall...it got too big for just an alter...ssssh...our secret...

I love Nicky....I miss her...**sobbing uncontrollably**


lol

*hugging and shushing Effing to stop her crying*

Nics will be back soon she was at work today.

Shrines what shrines? I know nothing!

*looking around to make sure Nics doesn't just appear now*

Phew safe! lol

**shrugs off Phoenix**

NO, it is not alright!!

My GPS has her at her house...probably sleeping!!!

Why is she sleeping?!?! Is she still not feeling well?? WHy isn't she here?!??!

OMG!!

What if something is wrong?!?!?

**going into hysterics**

lol

awww...poor Effing....was an amebic grey-face picking on you?

He/She can kiss your grits.

He/She will never be a cool as you are!

*wink*

ANNNND now I have to go wash the niceness off my hand.

Maybe I really AM getting soft.

nah....they just came on here to try and start some crap...

I don't think they were expecting all my cyber-friends to jump to my defense...and frankly, neither was I!

**shouts to room**
THANKS GUYS!! LOVE YOU!!

*slaps Effing*

Sorry hon but you have to stop the hysterics, co-dependancy is a b1tch! Not pretty. She will be here, she's probably lapping up simpathy from family and having dinner while reading smut

actually I may be a tag jelous

*sheepish look at Effing*

sorry lol

**rubbing cheek where Phoenix slapped me**

DAMMIT!! That hurt!!
**smacks Phoenix back**

and I don't care what her excuse is for not being here....I will accept no excuses...

What are you jealous for? The smut? I can pass you some... LOL

OUCH! *rubbing cheek where Effing slapped me*

Ok have it your way! go into hysterics

I'm not jelous about smut - if you have any new ones please pass them on.

*embarassed* I'm just jelous cause you don't go into hysterics about me ............... *shifting from foot to foot head down* It's ok I'll go back to my corner in the gutter ............. pass on the smut when you get a mo ta lol

you jacka$$!! Why would I be in hysterics when you are right here?!?!
 
now...go away and then I will go into hysterics while you are gone....
 
**watches Phoenix leave**
 
*eyes start tearing up**
....I can't believe she really left me here...
 
**sobbing**
.....where is she going??? What is she doing? Why didn't I put a GPS on her as well?!??!
 
**finally goes into hysterics**
 
COME BACK!!!!

I didn't mean today.... I meant when I was away for 3 days this week...

I just don't feel the love - mh what have you got to say for yourself now huh!

even if you don't love me I'm staying right here! someone will - hopefully........ anyone????

*big tears falling*

lol

I am sorry!!!
 
I swear I was wondering where you were!!!
 
Look what I got while you were gone...
 
**shows "I heart Phoenix" tattoo on my back**
 
see....yours is the only tattoo I have on my back!! It is all you....
 
**hugs Phoenix**
stop crying....please?
 
 
lol

awwww fanks!

I actually have a phoenix tattoed on my left shoulder.

I'm better now *hugs Effing back*

love you lots!

*embarassed* therapy does strange things to me.....

*shy smile* Hi Effing...im not nicky but I'll give you a hug or a cold one whatever you need....missed you luv...

**head snaps up to see my little secret weapon climbing out of her bag**
 
OMG!!!
 
**runs over to bookobsessed and gives her big hug**
 
I missed you!! I know you travel alot, so I won't hollar for you not being here...but...WTF took you so long to get back here?!?! LOL
 
Glad you found time to stop by..
 
and, yes, I would love a cold one and a hug, thanks very much!
 
**takes beer and hug from bookobsessed**
 
Thanks, chickie...I feel better already!

*kiss on cheek* I missed you too. glad your feeling better...*bites bottom lip* I missed all the fun sorry Effing.

see Effing; i told u i bet u sparkle too; and now i know...ehehehe...i agree with Phoenixmp3; u got that effect on us all; it sparkles..lol

So glad you didn't disappoint!! You are forever the queen of the comebacks lol!!!

LMAO.... I was kinda feeling betrayed yesterday, since you've turned on Robsten..... but your ability to be sweet and evil simultaneously has reminded me why I liked you in the first place.

did you get moderated effing, if you did I can't blame you if an Efron loving grey face attacked you.

*passes effing more supplies of greyface repellant and a large paper bag for the predictable appearance of vomit*

Good, glad you found the comment before it was edited.

*applause*
Nice Reply...
Well said my friend :)
She can go "heart Efron" somewhere else.
LOL

Ok, I am now super curious. I didn't find this until after the original comment had been removed (the one from "I heart efron"), so please someone tell me...what did the grey face say??? And why in HALE is he/she/it on this site with that name??
If you have been on this site longer than 5 minutes, you should know that Efron isn't exactly the favourite around here.

LOL! I found it Effing.. they were just on the wrong website with a name like that...= P

I heart efron??? here kiddy kiddy kiddy

where are you - did you run back home?

Good!!!! Go back to Efron he needs all the help he can get.

Don't bother coming back here, watch the disney channel it may prove educational somehow.

Seriously if you can't take the backlash don't dish it out!

Now as I said before go back to school and don't bother us. I'm sure there is a website for HighSchoolMusical or whatever Efron is into these days.

Run along now

LMAO-priceless..

Fanks I have my moments.

Funny how she's disappeared, speaks volumes! lol

I think we scared the chit out of her-bet she won't come back!

wooo hooo

*open bottle of Champaign and offer glass to rpattzgirl*

Cheers *clinking glasses with rpattzgirl* lets hope you are right these £$%^^%$$ are tiresome

lol

LOL

You go girl!
I'm sure she is crying in mummy's lap now...

well life is tough! I'm just performing my social duty....

Champaign???

*offering eva6kora a glass*

Sante'

lol

Thanks Phoenix,
I really need it.
You know... working, but happy to be here sharing a glass and some love with ya!

LOL

Eva? your boss is not around right?

*hiding glasses behind back* sackable offence alcohol on the premises..... don't want to get you into trouble.

I don't think so...

*looking around the room,
drinking quickly before any of the colleagues steal it*

Maybe I'll stick just to the one...
Don't want to start seeing unicors ;-)

Lol

it's ok I've put a bottle in your bag you can enjoy your unicorns later

;-)

*looking in the bag*

Sweet!

*sending kisses to phoenix and her still hottest avatar around*

How many glasses (or bottles) did you have, you two?

aww fanks

*sending kisses - looking sheepish*

I couldn't possibly comment on the amount of bottles my avatar and I have shared - lets just say that the water and sand are not bothering our froliking

of course that could just be his hotness that blinds me to all else....

*looking over shoulder to see avatar pulling panties*

ooohh errr gotta go

ROTF with horniest avatar ever - insatiable!

lol

Ehmm, I wouldn't say that if a was you...

Efron won't save you from Effing, I would run!

Wow, another hater speaks out. You're in the wrong place grey face...

Wow Effing, I would feel so loved.. This grey face took the time to think of a "fake" name that she knew you would not like and come on here just to post a comment about you!! You Rock Effing!

Grey face hearting efron....You need to get a life....Trying to start trouble somewhere you don't belong. Pathetic.

P.S. EFRON BLOWS!

LMAO!!!

I do feel the love...next thing you know I am going to have "Effing Sucks" notes tucked under the wipers of my car!!

LOL

Oh sh*t. You didn't get the one... Oh wait nevermind.

*wipes forehead* phew. It must have blown away..

lmao

Ha!

Nope, didn't get it, dammit...just write it in soap on my windshield next time...I can spray it with water and wash my car. LOL

Or I will just use Glitter Glue. And along with the note I may also glue some cut out paper unicorns all over it too.

LMAO!!!

Nice!!

I would get all teary-eyed just looking at all the effort you would have put into it...

LOL

lol...I would put lots of effort into it.. I may even make the unicorns sparkly.

P.S. Don't be surprised if you find Efron bound and gagged in your trunk.

*pats EFFING on the back, "we got your back babe" *

Oh well, just do same as Rob with them, use them as a toilet paper!
Lol

um...that may cause paper cuts in unpleasant places...

um, how about I just burn them along with the knots in Kristen's t-shirts?!?!

LOL

Think again!
Maybe someone would still buy the knots, you know just in case that Emilie starts wearing them too.
Lol

I would like to say I love you too....

but there is no way in hell I'm building an alter to you! lol

My rob alter is too big to add yours. XD

But maybe I'll make an honorable mention to you next I'm there. lol

Maybe it's Efron himself just being jelaous...
Lol

LMAO!!

he must have gotten bored while waiting for his spray-on tan to dry and wanted some attention...

LOL

Yeah,
and singing to the spray tan in his "sweetie-pie" voice "I feel so fine when I'm here with you, oooh"

Lol

lmao.!!

@ i heart efron; girl u can't just come up in here and stir up stuff..

u are in dangerous territory, yup...aww, HSM ville let u venture out a bit huh?..well if i were u; i'd go running back fast before u get bitten...no; i don't bite haters; i will tear u up and then burn u.....u don't mess with EFFIng or the rest of us

come and get me because i see it coming

he is a damn godess!!!
MHAW love you Rob**
Your smile brightens my day:)

You guys need to chill...He's smiling at the unicorn we shared last night. It was amazing after all!

nooooo wayyyyyyyy

*pulls Rob_filled_unicorns to the side and says, "u guys share unicorns last night? how was it?..u need to share *

ha!

well, vampire_vixen, it was hot, sweaty, long, loud, amazing, and fulfilling.

I think I will forever be tainted by any other unicorn given to me. :/

you hussie! Good on you!
x

lol sorry, I use and abuse rob all the time. But loves every moment of it! XD

oh I know I have my wicked way with him often!!!!!

Now where is that silly little gray face, I'll go and have a word

*evil laugh* muahahahah

@RFU, way to rub it in huh?..lol..don't give me any ideas lady...lol

first photos of Lena Olin on the set,some of Rob and Emilie too

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...

I love her! I think she'll be great as Rob's mom.

Lena is looking good!
I can't wait to see her with Rob. I wonder who is playing her husband.

Rob looks happy for the first time in last 3 weeks. Maybe an out of town visitor this weekend. If so, good for them!

Ahhhh Rob, So I arrive home for a day and get to see you smiling in the New York sun...*big sigh*...you look positively steamy even with the Charlie brown shirt....Ah well, looks like Summit is still tight on the wallet with thier movies....doesn't matter love.....you would look good in anything...or without...I was hoping to catch up with you in New York soon but it looks like the nuts cases have ruined it for me......*big sigh*......oh well, if you see a little 4'11" redhead in a bar sit beside her mate and she'll buy you a beer....*muhwah*

I kind of like that shirt on him. The colors look good on him. It goes with the feel of the movie so far, I think, casual.

Doesn't it look a bit Charlie brown to you?....admit it...just a little?...LOL

**stares at pic for few seconds**

**gasps**

LMAO!
no way! It totally does!!!!

**still laughing**

*Jessica giggle* I know!! Right!!! Totally kicking the Charlie Brown look.....LMAO

Maybe a tiny bit . But then I've always had a soft spot for Charlie Brown.

His smile makes me melt!! He's so HOT! Love ya Rob!

are those new wayfarers or old ones?

Hmmm....I wonder where knot-belly is today? I miss seeing her pump gas. =0(

LMAO! nice!

and shes probably deciding which shirt to knot today?

LMAO!!!

"knot-belly"?!??!?!

That was classic!!

LOL

Thanks...yeah...stupid sh#t like that...that's what I'm here for.

*jumps through Effing_'s avatar and lands quietly on floor*
*scans area.. no one home*
*calls softly.. "stalker" ....
I just pitted up Zach Effron against Rob to make a huge scene.. and you didn't come out of the woodwork gagging.. It's got me worried.
I mean.. not that I'm like worried, worried..
*shuffles uncomfortably*
Wait a minute.. Why is it that when Rob disappears, You disappear..
LOL..
OMG, what have you done NOW???
*heads out to save Rob from Effing_ *
LOL

WHAT??!?!?!
 
Efron *pukes* against Pattinson *drooling*?!??!
 
Where is this traitorous conversation at? The taylor post???

OMG!!! I never thought I'd do this but

*hurls self at Effing_ and hugs the living crap out of her...*

*doesn't let go*

*doesn't let go*

*still not letting go*

*Effing_ is getting scary visions of frizzy girl*

*Slap*

OWWWW!!!! Ok. Ok. I was just practicing for my other news-making idea. I'm going to fly to Toronto, grab Taylor around his neck, refuse to let go, and scream insane things like, "STOP SAYING YOU'RE JUST AN ACTOR NAMED TAYLOR. YOU'RE JACOB BLACK!! YOU ARE!!!" and "I'll give you a dollar if you fursplode, Right here" PLEASE PLEASE??

Then I thought I could say a derogatory remark about vampires...

That would bring ppl running of sure..

Yayy. Yay.

Oh, the cleverness of me.. *spins around like Peter Pan*

LOL LOL



Ohh, yes, in Taylor post.. somewhere among the 600 odd comments..

**hiding excitement over 4tW's happy greeting**
 
**thinking: i knew she loved me**
 
**serious face**
 
**clears throat**
 
um...oh...Taylor post, right...I will be right over. I am scrolling down now, I think I am only at comment 257 right now. I may be a few moments. LOL

No,no.. don't get so excited.. I didn't really mean to hug you.. It was a one-time epileptic fit.. That has been known to happen occasionally. Really um.. I will leave you to your comment browsing now.. I have an attack to stage.

LOL

"knot-belly" LMAO!!

LMAO!
"Knot-belly"... hahahahah, priceless!

How is it possible for someone to be this cute, gorgeous, HOT, beautiful, handsome, sexy, lovely, stunning, dazzling.....I could go on & on!

ah I LOVE him!

Best lunch break ever!!

Awww look how cute he is =:o)

He was like 20 minutes away from my house... = ( oh well... at least he looks happy...

*sighs*

*gets a little teary eyed*

i have to go back to work now :(

Have a good day/night......*big hug* (i'm very huggy today)

He's too gorgeous...I'm totally addicted and totally in love XD

I'm at the beach and the one thing that I am the most excited about is that I have WIFI. I don't have to go a week without Rob. Yippee.

Aww he looks so happy hopefully nothing else will happen and he will stay this way. Well I am going 2 NYC on a long awaited holiday with some friends next week and if I see anything bad happened like the 'cab' incident I am liable to punch one of the crazy cretins lol

I'm so happy 2 see him happy I'm sure that this movie like everything else he touches will turn into gold. He so dedicated and talented. and I luv luv luv him :) SMILE

It is so nice to see Rob so happy and unstressed.

beautiful gorgeous smile, enough to make any heart flutter. Hey londonalozzy, i think i speak on behalf on everyone on this site, when i say that we grant you permission to save our rob from any crazy

All I have to say is I think he is as beautiful on the inside as he is on the outside!

sorry, accidently pressed post and i wasnt finished. Anyway like i was saying, we grant you permission to attack any crazy frizz haired, wrist tattooed, leaving letter on cars fan girls. you the permission to do whatever you like. grab em, burn em, bite em whichever.

keep our rob safe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5EJwO211So&feat... ----------------

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEEtrDxviWY&feat... -------- are two good videos of youtube user Lightning fair. Check it out.

Thank you for sharing! I did not realize how much I was going through NM withdrawal until I saw the videos. I can not wait for the movie, is November here yet?

Great videos. Especially the second one. I watched them over and over. Chris W. has some great material to work with in New Moon. I can hardly wait to see his finished product.

These were awesome! Can't wait for the real thing!

i've just heard that rob's six pact body on new moon set italy was a make up team. is it true?

I wouldn't think it'd all be make-up but he would have make-up to make him paler and then contour cosmetics on top so he's not all white/grey flat-colour looking and also to accentuate. Most actors have make-up done like that from abs to cleaveage to cheekbones, etc. Another trick is that they lower drinking fluids a couple of days beforehand so that the muscles become more defined (like not retaining fluid)

Here are some even better pictures of Rob from yesterday! Enjoy!

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/

OMG this is so so hilarious!!! Hey Robstens have you seen this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lokqDY4UHQw

Very Funny! Love the Edward Doll!

ROTFLMAO!!!

OMG....This is the kind of creative crap I LOVE!

LMAO...

*going to add to YouTube favorites*

absolutely hilarious.

That is great, really hilarious. Makes me want to get my pocket Edward down from the top the the curio cabinet and make movies tonight.

Some people are so creative.

It's nice to see Rob so happy. I'm glad that all of this craziness hasn't been getting to him.

Just realized where the sparkly unicorn cookie phrase possibly came from. lol
Wow.

It is weird when another thing thinks that my blood tastes good. Stupid mosquito! Now I have an uncontrolable itch!

The ray-bans are back, people! *applauds*

SUPER HO!!!!!

I love the pics, he's looking great as always of course. I like how his hair looks here, it's more brushed to the side...maybe they should do this look for the movie without that bouffant.
I even like that sweatshirt, blue looks good on him.
There's a video from that day with Emilie, Lena and Rob http://blip.tv/file/2266234
and there's a lot of screaming, just to warn those with sensitive ears haha.

I am confused, why is the beach scene filmed on Friday described as tawdry? How can you describe a scene being filmed as tawdry without seeing the final result? Or maybe I misread it and it was a joke lol.

It was a joke :)

We don't like to be serious much on this site :)

I was hoping it was so I'd rather ask and be honest about me being confused lol. Thanks for clearing it up :-D.

Cool smile!!!!..... Is this filming almost done... I'm tired of REMEMBER ME ...With all the stuff that happened to him in NYC ...

I don't think I want to see Remember Me at the theater next year. This one will probably be a renter for me. I don't want to see Rob in any romance until after Breaking Dawn. I'm not crazy about his co-star and I don't think they look good together on screen. She's way too short and has weird orangey blonde hair. I thought she looked like a little kid next to him. Just my opinion.

He probably wish this filming is over with... He handles stress with a smile ... Bet he's even more parranoid now.. Poor guy

He is probably enjoying the filming of this movie, but could do without the distractions, crazy fans/ paparazzi. At least in Vancouver, fans were a lot more respectful and he more concentrations, being in NYC must be overwhelming for him. Hopefully they will be filming a lot more indoor scenes and he won't have to deal with the craziness on location.

I can't wait to see him in action with Pierce and Chris, they are going to have som great scenes.

To be honest I doubt that, I see a guy who is enjoying himself. Yes fans are crazy but he is doing what he likes. He said it before that he is happiest when he works, and he has a chance to work with great actors like Brosnan, Chris Cooper and Lena Olin. I think it's a great honor for a young actor to be in a same movie with them. And it's really refreshing seeing him with Emilie.
And for your question above, the filming just started, this is just a first week. I think the filming will go on for 5 or 6 weeks, but I'm not sure.

I agree. He looks relaxed and happy. Looks like they have the security finally under control.

I can't wait to see Chris Cooper and Pierce Brosnan. I've liked Pierce since Remington Steele (dates me, I know!)

Yeah, I mean he loves what he does and now he can do it with quality actors and scripts. And I noticed it too, the security is better. ;)
I love Twilight, but I'm so glad I'll be seeing him in something else. I saw all of his movies except "Little ashes" but he filmed them all before Twilight.
I just want to see something completely new and fresh.

I can't wait to see them eiter. And I'm wondering how's their interaction with Rob going to be.
Haha I've seen Remington Steel too....and I'm not that old haha..it doesn't matter :) our tv stations often aired older tv shows.
I think it will be awesome to see Brosnan as Rob's dad. Now I'm even more excited about this movie haha.

Aww, I love seeing Rob happy. :]

emailed this to nmm.org, but not sure when they'll put it up

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/06/video...

WARNING: turn down volume due to lots of screaming

ps : check out around 1:17! Rob being adorkable & slapping his butt

=)

Must say that the web site you mentioned is my second favorite site! It always has so many pictures, little stories, videos. Narrative by people running site is so affectionately hilarious!

I liked this video,too. It looks like they have got this security thing under control, finally.

I think, from looking at it from this perspective, I understand the fan girls notes a little better:just a school-girl crush.

it is my 2nd fave too next to nmm.org! =)
i found this first, but saw they kept referencing it, so now both are bookmarked on my faves

That was such a cutie video. He smiled & waved, so that's good-looks like he's not too freaked out. An honestly, I'd scream & wet my pants if I got to see him!

yup, it was nice he acknowledged the fans.
seems they kept a good distance from him so he didn't freak out
though the screaming was a bit annoying, i guess it can be somewhat "acceptable" since they looked to be 10year-olds. ugh, can't believe i said that. lol

great video!!

and good morning!

wahhhhhhh, didn't see this until email check. it's good afternoon now! :)

the vid. oh those screaming girls! lol. poor Rob, i hope he's not deaf yet

i stalked your profile and saw about your special day!




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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how was it??!!! hope it was super fabulous!

*blushes*

you are too sweet, I love that you stalked my profile because..

*clears throat*

I stalk yours too! LOL

Hi to all the rob fans out there

I just wanted to say that ,his smile in this and all of his pic is soooo cute
and I love his sunglasses.

I hate Sunday, such a slow news day...and it always reminds me I have no life haha.

did rob smile this much while he was filming with kirsten if not then i m getting scared that he might crush on emilie if that is how you spell her name :(

Yeah, he did actually. And he was always smiling AT Kristen.
Rob is just a happy guy. He's always smiling.

So I think we have nothing to worry about ;)
Though I'm still on the look out for that blonde witch! Lol

Thanks for reassuring me :). And I know that in the future Rob (the most handsome man) is to have other leading ladies and I also know that kirsten already has a bf I just have hope that maybe one day lets hope that that day come soon they get together already :) *fingers crossed*

Yeah, a lot of us are hoping for that too! (:

I just had surgery to repair a broken shoulder this past Wednesday and as I was being prepped the nurse asked, to my astonishment, "What is that you're reading?" I explained to the completely unaware woman that it was the 2nd book in the Twilight series "New Moon". And that this was my 3rd go with these wonderful books! Poor thing had never read the books or seen the movie): I emphasized that it was in her best interest and of the upmost importance that she immediately read the books, watch the movie, and fall in love with our Robert!!! Also, I must say that the anesthesia provided to me allowed a wonderful dream of me and Robert!!!!!! Though I was glad to wake up, I was VERRRRRRRY upset I didn't get to finish it!!!

today sucks.......no news :(

I have been looking at random Robert pics for the last hour.....

**thinks at how pathetic I just sounded**

ok......maybe the last 47 min LOL

AMERICAN TEENAGERS DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR TEEN CHOICE AWARDS... TWILIGHT IS NOMINATED FOR 5 CATEGORIES........ TEENAGERS ONLY !!!!! for "TEEN CHOICE AWARDS"

LOVE HIS SMILE

hes SEXY AS HEELL

I LOVE YOU ROB

no new posts, no Rob pics!?!?!?

ok, its that time again.......

**goes to change avatar pic**

Nice new avatar. He should do coke commercials, don't you think?

coke or whatever... I'd buy anything that man sells! lol

Its a "three-fer"....

jaw,
fingers,
AND something in his mouth! ;)

OMG!!! News in Spanish about the relationship between Robert and Kristen. (I'm Spanish so excume me for my English). Basically the rumor tells that Robert has given an ultimatum to Kristen for breaking up with Angarano. There are rumors about them sleeping in the same room the night after MTV Movie Awards... I never believe any of these rumors, but this situation about an ultimatum it's familiar to me, so... Maybe...

Here is the link (in Spanish):
http://www.objetivofamosos.com/2009/06/11/rober...

robert is handsome guy:D please click here: http://tbomba.blog.cz/

Wow, I do sparkle!

hes just beautiful (: lol

I just know RoPat and Kristew are a couple! I feel it in my bones! Oh I'm shaking cause it so OBVIOUS! I'm so jelous!

I'm going to hang here for a bit, its less bloated & has a better view. :)

Taylor post has 3times more comments than last rob post...perhaps I'll just keep commenting to raise the numbers...Rob googles himself right?..... WHAT IF HE SAW THIS??

"ROB ITS NOT HOW IT LOOKS, I SWEAR!!!!