if i could i would kiss,touch,and just love him ALL over.lol Robert is the one of the most beautiful people in the WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!! i just love him so much! i wish i was Bella in Twilight so that i could have make-out scenes with Robert

awwww, poor rob has to walk around with these make-up scars all over his beautiful face. :(

Last week, 19th Jun 15:00

Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi while running away from fans who mobbed him on the New York City set of his new movie.

The British star was left unhurt by the scrape, which took place in downtown Manhattan on Thursday (18Jun09), while he was shooting Remember Me in the city.

A team of five burly security guards couldn't stop a swarm of teenage girls pouncing on Pattinson as he left the Strand bookstore during a film break, and, as he rushed across the road to safety, he was clipped on the hip by a yellow cab.

According to RadarOnline.com, one bodyguard checked Pattinson for injuries before screaming at the fans, "You see what you did, you almost killed him!"

The young actor has shot to fame since the release of Twilight, an adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's popular novels, last year.

Pattinson has become the latest Hollywood heartthrob and will return to the role of Edward Cullen later this year in New Moon, a movie that's already surrounded in hype.


Last week, 19th Jun 15:00

Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi while running away from fans who mobbed him on the New York City set of his new movie.

The British star was left unhurt by the scrape, which took place in downtown Manhattan on Thursday (18Jun09), while he was shooting Remember Me in the city.

A team of five burly security guards couldn't stop a swarm of teenage girls pouncing on Pattinson as he left the Strand bookstore during a film break, and, as he rushed across the road to safety, he was clipped on the hip by a yellow cab.

According to RadarOnline.com, one bodyguard checked Pattinson for injuries before screaming at the fans, "You see what you did, you almost killed him!"

The young actor has shot to fame since the release of Twilight, an adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's popular novels, last year.

Pattinson has become the latest Hollywood heartthrob and will return to the role of Edward Cullen later this year in New Moon, a movie that's already surrounded in hype.

wow i can't belive it that he gotten betean up well fake and wow i am so happy that it was not real blood though

whoa. i thought he was really beaten up! lol.

awwwwwww i just wanna kiss his boo boos. evan though they are fake and for the movie i still wanna kiss him and make him feel better. lol

phew! its ok its not the true blood that just a make up

wow that looks really real...they did a good job

He scared me half to death, looking like that. I thought that he was hurt.

i totally flipped out when i saw that photo! i thought frizzy hair girl got to him! but then i read the description...

oh my!! this looks TOO real!
but im kinda liking him in this bloody/sweaty shirt :)

poor rob. thank g-d this is make up because i wouldn't want to see him getting all bruised up. i still need to see this movie. even if he is bruised up in most of this movie i doesn't matter.

Awwww, poor Rob. :(

If this ever happened to him in real life, I'll bring him a bowl of chicken soup and never leave his bed side until he gets better.

omg that scared me! that looks so real! I'm like, what happened to my poor lil rob!

i will help him nurse those wounds =]
even though they are fake!

Awww, poor baby!!!

I'm glad this is not real, but it does look very realistic!

I'm really excited for this movie, it looks like there will be alot of cool scenes. And of course it will be another chance to see our Robbie. :)

'alot of cool scenes' oh you have no idea hehe ;p

I know, the movie sounds great. And the hand-cuff scene.
**swoon** lol

Attention WA fans... this is our BA Edward coming to life.......

He still looks sexy as hell.. I can't wait to see this movie looks like it will have lots of action..

Congrats to the make-up people, job extremely well done!

I love his hands (even bashed and dirty) they do weird things to my insides, very pleasant melty things ................ wow ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

lol

Just enjoying everyone's comments.......

He looks "nice"....and seems to even look "nice" all beat up like that.....Very "nice"......(would like to use other adjectives; but will refrain)..............I'll leave that up to you bad girls out there! ;-)

"nice" story.....

wow he even makes getting beaten up look sexy. come here rob ill take care of those boo boos :)

Even all beat up and bloody he still looks gorgeous.

Preorder a Twilight Barbie doll :)

http://www.toysrus.ca/product/index.jsp?product...

GGGGGAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSPPPPPP
No Freaken Way!
OOOUUUUCCCHHH
It Hurts To Look At
THANK GOD! read that column so fast...His fine.
Damn I gonna be in pain when I go see this movie. Literally

wow your avatar is cool bit freaky but cool

I was so freaked out when I saw Mad Hatter few days ago...it's sick. I LOVE IT!

About the the make up..I recon the beatting up scene is going to be rough, those cuts and bruises look nasty. I think it's going to look good in the movie.

Yeah...
I'TS MESMERIZING
DONT LOOK AT IT TOO LONG CUZ IT WILL
HYPNOTIZE YOU
LOL

Hahaha it already did and his rotting hands too .. Johnny's face is abslolutely amazing.

I wanted to put the hand in there but it would not fit... lol
I almost crop it to make it look like his hand was taking off his hat
LMAO

Loving your mad hatter avatar ilovemasochist! :D

Ohh
*Hugs*
Im having a love-hate relationship with it
LOL

I love it too :)

*shouts*

I LOVE JOHNNY :)

Yeah
I think it kinda looks like me too
in a disturbing kinda way ...lol

Random and slightly OT rant:

It's really pissing me off to see the term "moneymaker" attached to Robert. It sounds cheap and demeaning to him, like that's all they care about. He's a person, damnit.

The make up is awesome :)

It is so obviously not the same make up artist who messed up on Twilight :) LOL

*adds twilight make-up artist to list of those who have commited sins against Twilight*

Ok, so, this is awesome! I feel that by the time he is finished filming we will know the entire movie...every single scene. AND I LIKE IT!!!

He looks damn sexy beaten up too :)

LOL

Wouldn't you just love to kiss those booboos and make him feel all better? LOL

Kiss? Lick!

When she says jewels.. is she atually taking about THE family jewels?
Cant believe Nix she always comes up with ways to torture my poor Rob
the hand cuffs
the wax
the jewels
And I thought I was a masochist

ME TOO ME TOO ME TOOOOOOOOOOO

lol

YES :)

I hope it fight scene he got kick in the jewels then :) LMAO

I'll kiss him better alright :)

*Gives Eddie a stern look*
I think your confused?
Not these nuts sorry
*takes Eddie away to give a crash corse on whats edible and whats not*

I still have hopes that some day I will have beautiful children with this man.
So lay off the jewels and I dont mean that literally.
lov ya Nix <3

Calm down petal :) I was..... *looks around for mods*......i was only going to lick...not bite :) LMAO

Yep...I think it's best if we put him on bedrest...we can tend to all of his needs while he recovers...

*picturing Rob in bed being a good patient*

*sigh*

LOL

ROTF

Well......i'm sure he'd be a very good patient :) I call dibs on all physio and rehab activities :) LOL

Okay...I will take care of his more personal needs such as bathing and feeding.
LOL

ROTF

I can assure you that nothing will be more personal that the physio program i put togther for pattz :)

Funny they don't want anything to hurt their money maker but he gets clipped by taxi cabs, funny!!!!!!!!!

Ugh! He is so freaking gorgeous! I cannot stand it. I dreamt of him last night, at some awards thing and I was THIS close to meeting him and of course, I woke up. Well, I'm possibly going to Los Angeles in March, so maybe I will be lucky enough to get a glimpse of ANY of the cast members, seeing as Ashley is in Los Angeles right now? Hmm... I don't have that kind of luck.

This guy thinks he looks like Rob......

what do you think?

http://twitpic.com/886e9

He wishes so

LOL I didn't think he looked too close either, but eh......

I'm sure plenty of people wishes so. Then they could have a personal Rob for home lol

NAH...every one look again

He looks like Ewan Mcgregor :) LOL

Eh, kind of...but Rob is WAY better looking:)

hahaha...no,he doesn't,jmho

Yeah i keep thinking its real! Then i like calm down and read the article... :D I guess rob is like the bad boy in this movie. it should be awesome no matter what.


peace.love.edward cullen

Ugh, I dont like seeing this.

I know its just for the movie but every time I see a post like this one I believe its real before reading the title and it scares the hell out of me, lol.

I guess Rob is a bad *ss in the movie?
Lol

Hm.. Is it me or does he still look.....sexy as hell beat up?! Doesnt suprise me. YUMMY!

* it's just a movie it's just a movie*..

poor baby..

I said it before but they are great with the make up. It looks so real. And you can see that the stains on his T shirt aren't prominent because rain washed them. They really did a great job.
I can't wait to see the fight scene, I wonder how it looks like. Allen Coulter has an edge so it must be great.

And there's something sexy about a bloody guy who has been in a bar fight haha...
I love how he looks here with his hair flat and wet
http://www.popsugar.co.uk/3364077?page=0,0,4

When i first saw this pic i totally FLIPPED OUT!!!

I remember i started cursing......

*hangs head i shame and remind herself that its just a movie.....Nothing to freak over about......Just part of his job......*

Phew!!

i gotta say......he looks HOT......Absolutley sexy!!!

*lacking words to describe his hotness*

Wow, all bloody and beaten up and still looking sexy as hell!

But I'm gonna have a hard time watching that scene in the movie where he gets beaten up, I'm probably gonna sit in the theater yelling "Noooo, come on Edward, as if he could outrun you, as if he could fight you off!! Kick some ass with your vampire strength and speed!"
Ok, people are probably gonna start throwing popcorn at me if I do that, but what the hell! ;-P

"as if he could outrun you, as if he could fight you off"

lol. priceless. i'll be thinking the same thing.

LOL, my husband's favorite lines in Twilight...I just love it when he tries to reinact that scene. I'm giggling now just thinking about it!

OH

MY

GOD!!

The cuts and bruises look so freaking real...

Real or fake...

I DON'T like IT!!!

I just want push everybody out of the way and

clean him up... = P

(telling self...it's just a movie..just a movie) LOL!!!

I know, LCTB.. I'm not even necessarily a Rob-lover and I feel like wielding a bat and chasing down whoever beat him up.
My heart hurts.
):

I know 4thewolf...My heart hurt too!!

I will help you wield a bat and chase down all who

hurt Rob..

Oh look I forgot to give this to you...Remember you wanted a

Lip gloss Taylor flavor.. Well...it took a while to make but..

(takes box I had for 4thewolf out)

Here ya go... I bought it in bulk..it should

last you a while... I hope you like it..

lol!

AAAAAAAGGHH!!

OMG!! You are amazing!!!!1

Thank you thank you thank thank you..

*opens lip gloss and slides over lips*

OH MY GOSH!!!! OH MY GOSH!!! OH...MY....GOSH!! It's incredible!!!!

Um..perhaps I should only wear this in the privacy of my own home.

*grabs bat* I'm inspired!!! Let's go chase down the attacker!!

*stumbles, woozy from Tay flavor*

I'm gonna be useless.. you better hold the lip gloss for a while.

LOL

Ok... i'll hang on to the box..

Let me know when you need a

new one... Yeah..

Let's plan an attack on all who attack

Rob...but first I'm having a little trouble with

Effing, Nic and Robaholic..

There wearing Remilie shirts and

that just makes me sick.. YUK!

gotta go take down some Rob loves Emilie banners..

LOL!!

LOL
What?
I thought I made it clear to them there would be no more talk of...uh...HER! I am already in a bad mood due to school's out for the summer...then opening up the laptop and seeing Rob's beat up face, even if it's fake, and now you tell me they are wearing Team Remilie shirts!? Where are they? Let's go kick some a$$!

Sparkly... (hugging sparkly tight)

WHere have you been? Effing, Robaholic,Spunkie and Nic are talking

CRAZY! I was all alone then 4thwolf helped me... Geez! I so glad your

here...

LOL!!!!

*hugs LTCB patting her on the back*
It's okay I am here...
Those Remilie shirts are hurt getting shoved up their a$$es!
I have been reading alot of dark fanfics...I have some ideas on how to get them to change their minds.
*gets out punishment supplies bag*

Oooh I have been waiting to use this stuff!
Okay let's go find them!
LOL

Oh I feel so much better now!

Cool.. let's go..

lol

OOh,Would you like me to help you change the signs to say , ROBCTB..?? hand me a marker. I work quickly.. LOL

Yes...PLEASE... and go show them to Effing..

LOL!

on it, right now! LOL

Effings recruiting too many.. I'm all alone...

Ahhhh! there's too many of them...

LOL!!

We could use subversive tactics. Quick! I'll try to photoshop a pic of you and Rob and send it in as part of the news. So.. Rob wont' know who you are and his publicist will probably have a fit, but heck!! It was squash the Remilie rumors, make you famous, and be fun all at the same time!

TEAM ROBTCB!!!

LOL

*talks to herself*
"It's only makeup, Ceci... it's NOT real... not real... NOT real...."

Phew... I know that it's only makeup BUT it's such DAMN good makeup that it creeped me out a bit... ok, A LOT!!! Ehh I don't even like seeing my sweetie pie covered in FAKE blood... how pathetic am I? Geez, Ceci... talk about reaction!! Ok... he's still looking like my dork underneath all that... Come to momma, sweetie pie... I'll make it all go away... come hither... buahaha!!

He is looking bloody gorgeous hahahah ...even like that...i just want to hug him...kiss him...touch his gorgeous hair and tell him evething is gonna be alright hahahahhaha...listen his voice it will be the heaven...i'm so in love with this guy i think i'm going crazy.

hahaha it's not even real, but i hate lookin at him like that.

Hmm....Okay, so, last week he is on the set all bruised and bandaged, gets arrested and is all bloody this week...WTF kinda romance movie is this?!?!

LOL

It sounds like evey romance i've ever had....

*looks around blushing*

Is it not normal to beat the crap out of your boyfriend??......ooops, My bad :) LMAO

ROTFL...
*stuffs romantic lights and gauze in garbage*
Um. let me speak to you in a language that you can understand.
*hands her bag with hot wax inside*
enjoy..

*takes wax*

Awesome thanks :) Although....my hubby is getting a little frightened to go to bed with me at night....perhaps....

I'll take a trip down to my dungeon to see Michael with this tonight :)

*hugs 4tw*

ROTFL...



Ok.. uh. you do that.. I'm just going to be over here, putting up my TEAM ROBTCB propaganda. Can I offer you a sticker?

lol

LOL!!!

I just saw this...

Thanks for handing out stickers...

= P

Er......you forget...i'm not in the cool clubs aroud here...

What the hell is ROBTCB???

LOL!!

That's me..

ROBTCB...

Ok ok :) I've got my stickers on :) lol

I did NOT forget! you are amazing in your uncoolness!!!

NERDS RULE!!

*puts crown on nicnix's head*

I'm just helping get LCTB some publicity. She was deeply hurt by the Remilie rumors. And a she just bought me some Taylor flavored lip gloss.. I certainly was not goign to just let her sit there and suffer silently.

Ok.. I'm off.

*bows quickly and runs*

LOL

Awww....your so nice to people :)

And even to vamps :)

Does everyone know you're this soft and cuddly :) lol

*sees an audience*

*glares at nicnix meaningfully*

UH. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE SAYING

*claws out, fangs glinting*

Step away from me you PATHETIC VAMP LOVER before I rip you into shreds and burn your chunks and then barbeque pork over your stinking sweet flame!!!!!!

*sees ppl leave*

*retracts claws and hugs nicnix*

No, I don't usually do nice. just for you..

lol

*hugs 4tw back*

Aww....now i love you even more!! :) If that were even possible :)

Anyway *points up at Sheen machine name* i'm an honorary wolf on account of my Lycan obsession :) lol

**shrugs**
....it is for me....I dont call it "beating up", me and my hubby call it being a "passionate person"
 
LOL

Exactly :)

Nothing wrong with smashing up a bedroom and hubby in the heat of the moment *wink*

LMAO

Yeah, our bedroom always ends up looking like Edward's in WA. We don't toss the bookcase, tho. ;-)

Well i don't toss the bookshelves every night....

but i has happened lol

My fault for having them all around my bedroom really :) LOL

Ha! Just do it in a padded room... no damages, no victims!!

LMAO

*sigh*

That padding is just too damn easy to rip of the walls :) And what would i tie him too :) LOL

LMAO! I thought it was too...I guess I should hide my hubby's scars next time we're out!

LOL

I'm just carefull about where i thump him lol :)

haha it's a drama not romance though

Well, that would make more sense. I thought I had seen that it was a romance movie...

I was like "that is the most depressing romance movie ever, wonder if he dies in the end". LOL

I'm soooo gonna cry. :(

I know....I need to see if it is a drama or romance...probably a dramance. LOL

I hate dramas....I have enough in my own life, I don't need to watch more of it on the big screen. LOL

But, for PAttinson , I will endure...

hear hear!!!

*whispering*

Maybe it's all Emilies fault...

Lol

Ooohh..you could be right!
Perhaps she is making them put these scenes in hoping that maybe he will hurt his groin like he did in Twilight so she can kiss it and make it all better!!

She is a smart woman. LOL

I see you are pitching the TEAM REMILIE bullsh*t again...
*shakes head in disappointment*
*grabs TEAM REMILIE banner and gets out lighter to burn it*
She better not try to kiss his groin...that is for Kristen ONLY (and me of course)! If she attempts to put her mouth anywhere near his groin she's gonna end up with a fat lip!
I hate to do this but it's for your own good...
*catches banner on fire*
LOL

She better do it well...

Or if she doesnt feel like it, I would do the job... ;-)

Lol

He still looks smoldering all covered in cuts and blood!
This would be a great pic for a caption contest, no?!

he is dreamy no matter what....

*calling for SpankMe*

You can't resist a Rob thread! Hurry and get here :0)

Wow, make up artists - really great job! What strikes me is that he's bloody, but in fact BLOODY HOT like this. lol. Kinda like Sweeney Todd effect on Johnny Depp.

he looks ....tough.

I have twilight band aids (seriously)!

I'll go fix him up!

lol. gotta love movie magic.

LMAO!!
Twilight bandaids! That's so funny!
*whispers*
Where'd ya get them???

Hot Topic.

$6.50

:0)

I went there last week though-- What? I like to look at Twilight stuff!-- and they have all the Twilight stuff on clearance, they are phasing everything out. They said they won't be receiving any more merchandise until Oct. 1, 2009.

This means we can't buy anymore Twilight goodiness-- from Hot Topic, anyways.

PS- I HATE shopping at Hot Topic

a) I am way too preppy, and obviously do not fit the Hot Topic target audience (whatever that means)

b) I always go straight to the Twilight section, and the people who work there must think I'm some crazy fan girl

c) Whenever I buy something, I have to pretend it's for my little sister, because I'm too embarrassed to admit that I love Twilight to strange store clerks

when I 1st saw this I flipped and started cursing the paps but then I saw that it was only 4 the movie and then I was like damn he can make anything look SEXY. I mean he's gettin beaten up and arrested and he is making it all look HOTTTTT! Good Lord is there anything that he can't add attraction 2. LUV U ROB even with a bloodly face U R still the HOTEST MAN ALIVE! :)

These pics could be be used as a warning poster!!

Caution "Beware of the crazy frizzy bi**h"

Kudos to the make up team, looks incredibly authentic!

KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If that frizzy bi**h did this to him, she's really going down now

*cocks shotgun*

*takes shotgun from Kimberlina*
No silly, if crazy frizzy bi**h did that to him a shotgun would be too easy...It needs to be slow and painful.

LOL

*gets out filet knife* Let's go get her Sparkly!!

OMG...I almost flipped I seen the pic before I read the Heading...lmao I was about to totally die I thought something happened!

*makes note to self** read captions first to avoid over reacting!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Yes kim i agree with the make up team comment!!!

Bad Boy ???

awww :( poor rob

This movie is looking better and better to me! The pics look so real!

I know!! The more I see, the more excited I get! It looks like it is going to be so good!

Come here Rob..
I`ll kiss your boo boo away
=)

Should I feel bad that I think these picks are hot as F*ck! If it was real and he really had gotten into a fight I wouldn't think they were hot. Well he'd still be hot, but I would be upset and mad if it was real. I mean yeah it still is hard to look at a little seeing him all beat up, but seeing I know it's all fake I just wanna lick him clean and kiss him all over. He looks delicious..lmao

I know I'm going to be screaming at the movie when it comes to this part. I'm gonna be NOOO ROB!! OMG! Kick that guys @ss!! Watch out!! OMG NOOO!! *tear* poor Rob.

lmao

Kinda like the scene in a certain FanFic where Bella slapped the h*ll out of him huh? Yeah, that's where my mind went. :D

I finally know which part you are talking about. I agree, this is how I picture him after that...erm...incident.

LOL

Oh, it really seems like that... Now i feel even more sad about... both

Even tho it's make-up, it hurts watching him...

OMG yeah. That's probably almost exactly what he looked like too! Maybe not as bad, but Ohhh he's sooo damn sexy. can't stop drooling.. I just keep my mind in the gutter....*faint*

I know I'm supposed to feel bad that he gets "hurt", but that is just sexy!!

I just posted and then saw your post and I pretty much said the same thing..lol

Great minds think alike lol!!

omg when i first looked at the picture i had a heart attack!!!!!!!!!!!! omg!!

thank God it's only for the movie!

God! Is this movie just about torturing Robert???

I will be having panic attacks when I see it!

Hurry to your lovely strong Edward's skin in Eclipse Rob!

I know that's what I also noticed, dam Rob sure has bad luck in this movie lol. He sure got a bad role for always getting beat up like that, I almost thought he was attacked by crazy fans again lol. He still looks hot

He does need to hurry and go back to his strong Edwards skin..

The bloody cuts look too real..

He doesn't bleed as a vampire, he can out run them and

he can fight anyone off when his is Ah....Edward...

LOL!!

OH

MY

G....

Looks soooo real. Kudos on the make-up!

Can't wait to see this movie!

I want to see who does it to him so I can put them on my list!

Lol

I'll bet it's Emilie.....LOL.

No, I thought someone said something about a group of guys.

?

Not sure though.

That's what I thought... Emilie... ;-)

I know it's drama but I'll hate to see him suffer like that...

I guess he and Kristen like to play these kind of characters.

As long as he proves why we soooo love him... Then it's ok ;-)

Yeah, I think i'm really gonna like him in this role.

So different.....

so yummy.....

Is it bad that I want to kiss his boo boo? All of them...

LOL

No, not at all...

Better you than Emilie *hopes effing doesnt hear me* ;-)

He won't let us down, he'd be good playing any role...

I'd love to see him playing in a musical...

*waiting for boos*

Oh well, I just want to see him sing and shakes his lovely booty ;-)

In a side note.....

Nice name.....my Mom's name is Eva. Not too many around.

*blushing*

Thanks EV ;-)

It is hilarious, when you go to these sites and read the crap they spew.
Now Rob is linked with Emile, they are out every night, blah, blah! Wasn't he with two hot blonde girls last week? He is a regular man whore, perying on every attractive female set to set, coast to coast. I guess when you are the HOTTEST man alive, you have to be with someone new constantly. He is our very own modern day Valentino. I wonder if Rob hears about all of this nonsense and laughs his a-- off, or just rolls his eyes. Next thing you know, he is going to be romantically linked with Lena Olin (who plays his mom). The lenghts that these tabloid mags and sites will go to so they can get people to read.

Regarding the movie, this is a great part for him. I know he likes playing these dark and tortured characters and this is a perfect fit. Very excited to see the scenes between he and Chis (whom I think is a great actor).

I know! It's so stupid. They are all like.....Oh Rob and Emilie went out to eat with other people, but they went to the smoking room together by themselves and left everyone else at the table so they are dating....Ha! Well Who the hell cares. Maybe the other people at the table didn't smoke. Maybe if they did they had already had a cigarette or didn't want one at the time. Big deal if they went to smoke a cigarette together. Not like they went into a bathroom stall and got it on! Stupid @ss people starting stupid ridiculous rumors.

It is beyond stupid and when you don't see pictures it is so hard to believe a thing that comes from these idiots. I woule believe multiple sources, not just hearsay.

In terms of what happened with Kristen, this has been going on (if anything) for over two years, so there is just no comparison. Just seems like Summit trying to drum up support for this film (which is fine with me) and doing it with stories that are beyond ridiculous. I swear they think that the people who read this stuff are morons, LOL! I wonder what the story will be next week? You know we will hear that some ex came to visit and he just can't keep his hands to himself. Poor Rob, just trying to do his job and it is a sea of sharks!

I'm really surprised we haven't had a headline that says something like this...

"Robert Pattinson and Cowgirl Hooker hit the Trailer together"
(story)
Late lastnight following filming eyewitnesses stated that Robert Pattinson and fellow costar Cowgirl Hooker were seen entering his trailer. During their time in trailer #69 you could see it all the sudden start to shake and rock back and forth. Everyone on set was scared for their lives as it looked to be out of control like it was going to tip over. About 30 minutes later Cowgirl Hooker stepped out with a huge smile on her face and cigarette in hand jumping up and down while screaming..... I HAD ROBERT EFFING PATTINSON BABY!!!!

lol

LOL, you know that is totally coming out next week. They have to keep up Rob's man whore status, but linking him with every chick that he is pictured with. Maybe Emilie will tell Rob to choose, "It is me or them" in the next headlines!

She is so gonna make him choose!! Wonder which magazine will break the story first.. lmao

I definitely need to be caught in a picture with Rob. I would love to help him keep up his ever growing list. ;)

Welllll...that's kinda what happened to Rob and Kristen though. It's pretty funny actually.

It is totally true and you know it!

I mean, they are working together which translates to: "They are in love and can't stay away from each other and they or doing the nasty all over the set."

Now, if you will excuse me...

**waves Team Remile is #1 banner**

lol

*runs wildly around streets with LCTB, crossing out Team Remile is #1* and changes it to Team ROBTCB..
LOVELY

WOOOOO HOOOO!!!!!!!!

Team ROBTCB....

Thanks 4thewolf...( Hugs and Kissess)

Look at my new banner Effing...

ROBTCB.... 4 ever!!!!!

LMAO!!!!

Maybe we can make sparkly snowglobes with you and Rob kissing in the middle. Excellent!lol!

Oh I like this idea.. I'll start making them right away..

Thanks!

lol

**grabs 4tW by the shoulder**
 
WTF are you doing??
 
**looks at banners 4tW  is pointing to**
 
oh...um, here...**gives 4tW another tube of jalepeno lip goss**...now, go away...you are ruining my fun!
 
lol

4thewolf was just helping me out Effing...

Don't go 4thewolf if you don't want too..

lol!

Oooooooooooh!!! Thank you!!

*looks delightedly at lip gloss and drops banner*

See ya,

*quickly scribbles "TEam ROBCTB* on Effing's shirt in permanent marker.

runs away.

"Thank you!! Walking ads are really the most effective!:

LOL...

LMAO!!!

(waves to 4thewolf)

Thank you!!!!

Throws another Taylor flavored lip gloss at 4thewolf

*waves i love megan....and...pattz AKA Foxinsson banner*

*locks doors and windows against twilighters*

*hides behind sofa*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S EVEN WORST!!!

Megan FOX......BBBBLLLLLAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

PPPPPPUUUUUKKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(throwing this banner in the shredder)

LOL!!!

LMAO

*runs up to LTCB and sticks an I HEART MEGAN poster to her back*

What!?!

(ouch!!! taking poster off back)

UGH!!

It's like getting knives stabbed in the back...

Megan...uh...throws poster in the shredder as well...

lol!!

*stomps off muttering*

Don't know what the hell everyone probelm is...Megans a sweetheart

LMAO

Hey my Remilie t-shirt is lookin pretty good compared to that nasty @ss Foxinson banner now isn't it??? lmao

**shouts to Nicky from outside**
GET YOUR TINY BUTT OUT HERE!!
 
Dont hide...wave it proudly so everyone can see!!
 
LOL

I am i am

*SHOUTING*

I LOVE MEGAN FOX :) LOL

EEEEW!!! How could you?!??! LOL

LOL

Someone had to love her (apart from Rob) and that's where i come in :) LMAO

Go MEG :)

(taking Team Remile is #1 banner down and start stomping on it with my shoes)

Ah!! I feel better.... now about that story about Rob and Emilie...

I agree with Robaholic completely... they were EATING with other people and wanted to

smoke..BIG DEAL..people and stupid RUMORS....

lol!

yay! i'm glad you agree! *helps LTCB take down any trace of Team Remile is #1 paraphernalia and stomps on it as well*

why is is that according to the papz and such, everyone who's a co-star is automatically dating? i don't date everyone i'm working with just cause i spend 8 hours a day with them!

You don't date everyone you work with??...?? Hmmm. I thought everyone did that.. Ooops. Maybe I should... oh nevermind. I'll call them later.
lmao

LMAO!!!

and Robaholic.. why are you wearing that Remilie t-shirt?

Ugh! i can't even look at it...

(mumbling to self..ugh! Remilie..Blah!)

LOL!!

The only reason you don't like my t-shirt is because you don't have one yourself. Here I have extras. Please take one.

*hands shirt to LTCB*
Why won't you take the shirt?
Wait put those scissors down LTCB...
*Grabs scissors and chucks them*
So you wanna play dirty huh?
*Grabs LTCB, Remilie t-shirt and duct tape*
You are gonna wear this shirt whether you like it or not!!
*duct tapes shirt to LTCB*
See, now doesn't that look nice. Don't you feel better now..

lmao

HELP!!!!! HELPPP!!!!!!

(Ugh! let me get this shirt off..oh man..dang duct tape...)

Someone help me take this dang Remilie shirt off!!!

lol!!

Yeah, it's horrendous to even utter the word "Remilie"

*barfs a little in mouth*

Yes!! thanks Kimberlina... It leaves a nasty taste in your

mouth huh... Blah!! Remilie... Puke!

LOL!

Oh...he was eating alright!!!

**wink**

LMAO!!!

Yes he was eating Food Effing...LMAO!!

Go take that I love Remilie shirt off..

It's making me puke! BLAH!!!

lol!

He was eating food off of her...and it was sooo good he needed a smoke break afterward...
 
Oh, that blonde hottie is good to get him all worked up like that!!
 
**raises Team Remile banner higher**
 
**shouts to LTCB**
I CANNOT BE STOPPED!!
 
lol

Don't make me get out my Bic lighter (I got a new one after you dropped the last in your drool!)

**raises even bigger Roberlina flag** Yes, I am quite smug about it too!

Aww...
 
nice flag, Kimberlina!!
 
Here, lets make it better...
 
**takes Roberlina flag and writes "stinks" on it**
 
There...that is better!!
 
LOL

LOL, you suck! *sticks tongue out at Effing*

Rob knows I don't stink!!

(takes banner and cuts it into..takes the piece that says Remilie and

cuts it some more) There! Ugh!

Shouts back at Effing..

IT WILL BE STOPPED BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST!!

EMILIE needs to go back to that island of her's and stay

"LOST" FOREVER!!!

LMAO!!

Is a megan & pattz forever banner worse??

*waves Foxinsson banner* LMAO

**watches LTCB cut up banner**
 
**chuckles to myself**
 
**pulls out new banner while LTCB is busy**
 
oh....whiile she is distracted...
 
**puts "Robsten Sucks" sign on her back**
 
LMAO!!

What did you buy them in bulk..

waste of money Effing.....

What's this... (takes sigh)

Oh....

throws sign away and makes new one....

It reads..

I <3 Robsten...

and Rob loves ME!!!

**Waiving Team Remilie Banner**

I totally forgot to throw up my banner!! I have my Rob and Emilie 4-Ever t-shirt on though.

Oh and they are sharing a trailer you know. *wink* *wink* You know what that means. If the trailer is a rockin...Don't come a knockin... (inbetween takes of course.)

lmfao

Of course they are sharing a trailer....I don't think his junk is that long to reach across the set...

Geeze..

LOL

And reading your last sentence, that pretty much means "Stay away from trailer #69 between takes"

LMAO

wow...that comment was WAY dirty...sure to get edited...

**looks for moderators**

What are you talking about his junk isn't that long!! He has alot of junk restricted behind some buttons. And boy do those buttons strain and work hard to hold together. Did you not know that he had to use duct tape when he was wearing those shorts in the beach scene!

EDITED BY MODERATOR: PLEASE WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!

lmao....Well of course it wasn't directly on his skin!!
Yeah that would frickin hurt like H*ll!!
Ok maybe an Ace Bandage would work better!

Or I could just hold his junk for him. You know. So he doesn't drop it on the ground. Cause that would be littering. If you just throw your junk on the ground..lol

LMAO!!!
 
Nice!!

Bless......did you hurt yourself ??........

........come here let me make it better...........

**makes Rob feel a whole lot better**

rob is really getting totally immersed in the character of tyler in remember me !!

to be honest, i'm more excited to watch remember me than new moon :))

but of course i'm still looking forward to see rob aka edward in the twilight saga ;)

what? New Moon should be EVERYONE'S top choice, and Remember Me #2.

Where are your priorities, Robstruck?

LOL

:0)

sorry dear, i'm more of a rob pattinson fan than edward cullen :))

just sayin ;)

Hollywood make up is so realistic.....makes me want grab my first aid kit, pull Rob into my arms, gingerly wipe away the blood, coo and kiss it better...........then pull off that dirty shirt, cut away the bloody undershirt, kiss his chest, jaw line......

why hello tough guy lol

http://www.popsugar.co.uk/3364077?page=0,0,4

looks like rocky after a long boxing match.
"YO BELLA! I DID IT!!!!!"

seriously even all lumped up his hotness comes through!

OMG....it looks so real...God!

Oh jeez. Good make up, but I saw the pic first and thought he was really hurt. I thought somebody like frizzy hair went nuclear.lol
But he's okay and I can resume breathing. :)

*puts away pitchfork and frizz serum*

seriously! if frizz fan or the crazy cab struck again, it was going down! =)

You know it girl!.

Make- up...

i wonder if those make-up artists know how lucky they are to be touching face and applying all that make-up...
kudos to them bc it sure as hell looks real to me...

i'd hate to see his face ever bruised like that in real life though. and i really REALLY want to see this movie bc i'm interested to see how Rob plays this character with all the drama, fighting and love scenes

ya i agree ...

maybe you think i'm ridiculous but my heart hurt to see him like that doesn't mater if is just make up.
and even so beaten he look gorgeous

why dont they tell us about jobs like this on career days?

could have been applying makeup to define those abs in Italy!
*kicks herself for not becoming a makeup artist*

i know, right?

no worries 5ctB! see below for my convo w/ Phoenix...
there are lots of jobs to apply for to be on the eclipse set!

lol =)

Whoa, it looks so real! o__o;
hahaha.

~~~~please visit www.foreverandaday.etsy.com for handmade Twilight inspired jewelry- we take custom orders! ~~~

I envy the make-up guys on the saga, they have to cover almost the whole of his body in white stuff *think of half naked scene in Volterra* Holy Crow ................. smoothing white make-up all over torso and back (below trouser line just in case) ................. and highlight abs one by one .................. and place little dots for sparkle effect ............. *keeps going over and over imaginary missed spots just to keep touching him*

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*faints*

LMAO

omg, i know!!!

why WHY didn't i think to move to italy 12 mths ago, train to be a make-up artist and apply for THAT job?

i know I think i should have taken a prolongued holiday and gone to viosit my cousin about 100km away. Damn it!

stupid stupid stupid

*formulates new plan - creasing already wrinkled forehead*

aha there is always Vancouver!

Excellent!!!!! lol

there's hope for us yet!

hmmmm, we'll have to put our heads together to come up for applying for a job to be on set...

gum giver to Rob?
assistant to hairstylists?
towel girl for wolf-pack?
contact cleaner for vampires?

ha ha ha ha lol

you name it and I'll do it

dishwasher
clothes washer/ironer (even if I hate ironing)
shoe shiner
chair/table (uh er)

lol

I totally looks real! I freak out every time I see one of these pics and then have to calm myslef down enough to read it to find out if it is real or not. You neer know... taxi day was rough...

very good!

looks damn real, made me wanna take care of him,

oh the things we have to deal with...
we must take care of lover boy! he can't go around looking all bruised

i know..imagine how much luck his butt massager had. You know when he pulled his groin liffting up Kristen lol

oh oh oh! i 4got about him pulling his groin in twilight...

hmmmm, unless i need a refresher in anatomy, i don't think his butt was the one feeling the pain...lol
man, i wonder if he had someone who helped him out of pain on that one. he must have been hurting tons

i have twilight band aids to make him all better, if it ever really happened!

sad, but true! LOL

oh my god where did u get them i want some!!!

HOT TOPIC :0)

lol, do they have Edward's face on them? or just the word "twilight"

*face drops*

no :0(

but.. they only have sayings on them.
-Twilight
-Edward
-And so the lion fell in love with the lamb
-If you could live forever, what would you live for

they fit all of those multiple times on one littler sticker. hehe.

not bad, i guess edward's face would only fit on those HUGE band-aids for the knee or something...

those quotes are some of the best in the book, so i wouldn't mind sporting that for a paper cut.

the Be Safe got left out. isn't that pretty monumental in terms of selling band-aids?

lol, I must have left that out. "Be Safe" was definitely on there. Have you thought about entering the marketing field? LOL

when new moon band-aid's come out, i want one that says:

"why are you apologizing for bleeding?" LOL

if they don't have that one, i'll MAKE IT!

LMAO!

GENIUS!

I am trying to remember which part of New Moon they say that line? I thought I remembered reading it in Eclipse- but I've got all four books mixed up these days

it's in new moon after bella wrecks on her bike and jacob runs after her. she sees the blood and says she's sorry. i'm pretty sure that's where it is.

i think i need to market the slogans for these band-aids! lol

ah that's right! I remember now :0)
I agree, Summit should hire you in advertisement-- don't forget the little people once you get there (particularly me, LOL)

ps- LOVE the avatar. Rob looks fantastic in that pic

woah if the have New Moon band-aids I will be all over that! that would be amazing!

oh good! i thought that one line was kinda important!

marketing. thought about it when i was in college. but didn't think i'd be all that creative. i'm not. more analytical which is why i decided science was the route. ugh YUCK
even though i'm a lefty (left-handed), my only artistic and creative outlet is possibly dance. LOL

oh yes. Twitter tells me you are a scientist, that is wonderful! I'm not creative at all, which is why I've tackled the finance/accounting side of business.

If you quit being a scientist to be a famous ballet dancer in NY and marry Rob Pattinson- that would be the best movie ever!

most days it is not wonderful! it's frustrating! like today. met w/ boss basically said my proposal needs to be re-worked, THIS is how to answer blah blah **%^$^$ --> FML

on top of it, science is always built on asking unanswered ???? which leads to more ???? which = BS

hmmm thanks! =) i wish i could make that movie. i wonder if RP appreciates the fine art of ballet and dance.?

seriously, i'm thinking of moving to the city to be a FT personal shopper & PT dog-walker. how easy would that be to shop & play w/ puppies? picking up poop won't be half as bad as dealing with working your @$$ off and not getting DATA

hooray, you are twittering it!

see? it's not too bad! I've got loads of silly science stuff that can make you smile. pwahahah!

well, you must love science, or else you would not have gotten your degree in that? eek- I was premed for a good, 3 semesters, and I decided I hated science.

BS2 + Jill1 - NMM2 = failed stoich. equation.

LOL

Shopping and playing with puppies sounds amazing! I say, if you can find someone who needs it, DO IT!

(and if your client is uber rich, feel free to fly me up there to help, LOL)

omg i LMAO
when i read this...

this is going on twitter! i love it

I want twilight band aids!!!! aw man a huge Edward. I would have to sport a new trend of wearing bandaids for the hell of it and not just for injuries.

i'm not gonna lie- when I first got them- any chance to wear them, I did.

I think one time I had a tiny papercut (very tiny) and I put two on.

LMAO

LMAO!!!! Ok my stomach hurts from laughing cuz I can totally see myself doing that!

Me-I just sliced my finger open get a whole stack of twibandaids!

hubby- uh honey I dont see anything

Me-Do you not understand this is an emergency!

*jumps in the car to race to nearest pharmacy*

r u in the US? I have not seen them but I have to have them and keeping them far away from my kids. They will be "mommys secret stash"

Me too..I want Twilight bandaids...

LMAO!

At one time Hot Topic was selling Twilight Bandaids.

i have them! i bought 2 boxes. LOL

LMAO.... but just think, then we could nurse him back to health. ;D

*imagines licking his wounds AGAIN*

LOL! Yes, and everything else. LOL!

YES! Abso-effing-lutely!

true true. i'd fall in line to be one of the lucky ones to help in his recovery time.
i'm sure i can think of a few things to help him out, relax and de-stress
;-)

*starts thinking of ways to destress with Rob*

*drools*

out of topic, i love your avatar.

*throws destressing out of the window*

i'm thinking of ways to undress Rob.. oh how the mind has wandered!

You must have been reading some fan fiction last night! ;)
HI RIMR!!!!

*throws a unicorn cookie to RIMR*
*pours coffee*

It's the breakfast of champions!

LMAO

WHERE the heck did you get that Avatar chick :)

ROTF :)

LOL! :)

It's a combo of one I took from here, and one I found online of bad ass
edward. :D

Wow! I love your avatar!!!!!! That is THE best bad@ss Edward and unicorn I've ever seen!!!

FREAKIN A DOGGY. FLP..... rock on! *fist bump* that shiz is HOT.

mmmmm... *steals FLP's avatar*

k i'm gonna go blow this up to poster size..... then stare at it while i have naughty thoughts.

FLP.... do you mind if i abuse your avatar in such ways? *raises eyebrows*

Thank you RF! And I must say, Rob, with his finger in his mouth there..... shewwwwwey!!! Love it!

Nice :)

*fans self*

oh yes.. read some fan fiction and finished the two new episodes of True Blood, Season 2. Quite the eventful vamp night for me!

*scarfs down cookie*
**chugs coffee**

ah! the coffee burns! but it burns sooo good! LMAO

hahaha

don't get me started. we are way too imaginative for our own goods when it comes to dealing with this man

a few more of him in full make up here

http://www.popsugar.co.uk/3363916

*reads every comment*
*laughs a little*
*scrolls up to see if pictures is there*
do do do do doooo
*looks at picture*
*gets dizzy*
*dies*

when i first saw the photo i was like AAAH!
but then i saw what it was about and i relaxed :)
i can't wait for this film ! whens it released?
sorry if thats like a stupid question!

I wuv edwod.

OMG!!! I know it's only a movie, but it still hurts to see him this way!! Gah! Makeup is great=this is gonna be stuff scene in the movie to watch.....
Love you Rob!

Bloody Edward.... hmmmmmm. ;)

Rob in a fight scene... that's going to be interesting.... dude you could be wearing cow dung and you'd look good. ;)

mmmhhhh cow dung ............... think of the pleasure in washing it all off............... oh I am there, so there............ lol

Amen to that!...he wouldn't smell good but we could past it right?..ummm yes!

LOL

Abso-freaking-lutely Spunkie!!!!

I could breathe through my mouth for as long as I needed to....

that wouldn't be long for me cuz my mouth would be to "occupied" for breathing !!
LOL

LMAO! Ya know, no sooner had I written those words, and I knew where you were gonna go with that!

SKU-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!

Where is that frizzy headed witch....oh she is so gonna pay for this...lol!!
*laughs*
The makeup artist did a great job it look's so real but I think I might have to cover my eyes for that part...

Whoa the make-up looks realistic!

And yeah, he looks hot even when he is 'beat up'.

I agree.

Oh now we see the pic..wow looks real, and Rob? delicious as ever

Ahh the story is up and the make-up is good it does actually look like he's been beaten up.

At least we know its not real. Even with the beated up look he looks really hot!

Ok...I'm freaking out just a little....*its only make-up...it's only make-up* I'm not gonna cry.

*pats IndiesR's shoulder*

I thought the same thing, too. Just like what my mom used to tell me when I was little about the monster's under my bed:

"Now, now, honey. It's not real. Don't you worry about it"

*reverts to fetal position and thumb sucking*

MOMMYYYYYY!!!!

LMAO

Thanks for the pat.
LMAO!

*pats Indies on the back in gentle circular motions*

It's ok Indies.... it's all good, he's not hurt. ;)

Thank you. *wiping tears* :)

i also saw a picture online in the O.K. magazine and he just looked a little cut up and stuff.... heres the picture http://www.okmagazine.com/pixandvids/gallery/15191

Kudos to the make up artists.
I just hope he never looks like that for real.

Oh, oh I see it now! Crisis averted people ! ! ! They really did a number on him.. Beating up Robert pattinson... O_o

Wow they did a really good job. It looks like he really got the sparkle kicked out of him.

tee-hee. sparkle!

It really does, is quite scary...

I saw these pics and sent newmoonmovie the link u can see the picks here www.twitter.com/rpattzpoint and pls follow after.

I warn u if u r a Rob fan like myself they r pretty brutal to look at.

I've seen the pics and he looks pitiful all beat up even tho it is fake.

**starts thinking**

I would love to "clean him up" and take care of him and......well you know.....

I dread seeing this part in the movie...I don't wanna see Rob get beat up even if it is pretend!

I don't think it makes him look pitiful. I think it makes him look hot, which is something I've never said about him. (don't hate me for this.)

*shock face*
you've never said Rob is hot??? Why?...just look at him! LOL

BTW...I don't hate you ~ every one has their opinions :-)

He's beat up alot in that movie...LOL Most the pictures I've seen he is either bloody or bruised....probably just the progression of the movie though...LOL

I saw it here
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...

Thanks for the link.

*****chanting to myself*********

It's only a movie....It's make believe.....not real
It's only a movie....It's make believe.....not real
It's only a movie....It's make believe.....not real
It's only a movie....It's make believe.....not real

*****breathe in, breathe out*****

Hard to stomach it, really. It is so realistic looking. Yuck, everybody wants to just hold him and bondage (oops I mean bandage) him up.

took the words right out my mouth, mind, gutter........lol

LMAO! Took the words out of my mouth...bondage and all!!

I think we all know what you meant and we agree with you =)

****high five*****

Hmm....maybe this is it... He's BEAUTIFUL!! :D

he's even beautiful when he makes a no show! ;)

I don't see anything either

R u trying to spear me the heartache? Is that why you refuse to show a pic? That's ok, I know its for the movie, so I wont go into cardiac arrest or anything...so you can post the pick. LOL

Ugh what I wanted to see it!!! It's ok tho. :)

don't see anything...

there isnt any thing but there will be i just saw these pics from ok mag they were taken last night in the city plaid shirt bloody face beat up look

umm theres notting here wow...lol

yeahh...that's what i was thinking!

Maybe we are suppose to imagine what the picture would look like? lol

haha... yeah maybe... and then we have to draw it and send it to NMM.org ...

And now theres a picture....

Yeah I deffiantly could not have drawn that haha

Me and my stick figures dont normaly elaborate on the details in drawing.

same here.... mine would definitely not look like that..
good thing i had not enough time to start drawing ...lol

Same here, I would have gotten to frustrated and probably end up tearing up
my paper anyways. No need to kill trees lol

lol that's hilarious.. "no need to kill tress" !!!

Haha its true. who knows how many papers I would have gone through...
5....10...100... nah I just wouldn't have bothered I will stick to just
looking AT pictures instead of trying to draw haha.

haha...yeah i think i would have tried it 10 up to 20 times...and then be completely nuts!
glad NMM.org postet the photo so quickly ... lol

Same here, I would much prefer to keep my morning stress free haha

yeah...me and art is also no good combination...but you know what...my kindergarden like flower drawings never look that bad ... lol

hahaha you got to love the kindergarden like drawings. My teachers always
got mad at me for my drawings. So I was like "Just dont make me draw then"
lol

a day without worrying about my bad drawing is a good day!

Hahahaha yea deffiently. I like to keep any type of are out of the picture,
I'm not the best artist lets just say. But I don't mean to brag my Stick
figures are awesome, nobody can do better then me! jk jk lol

yeah .. a stress free morning is nice :D
for me it's would be a stress free afternoon ....

Oh I see. But a stress free day would be perfect as well.

you guys complet my life! haha.
:D

Yep thats it. So then everyone can be amused by our ridiculous drawings.
Well maybe not everyones will be, but mine sure would lol.

haha. sorry i butted into your conversation. for some rerason unknown i laughed to kill myself reading this! *O*

no problems,...i'm happy when someone replys to my comments :D

Haha anytime no worries.

first the makeup is great i really thought he was hurt he looks good can't wait to see remember me i love rob

You can see the pic??

I know what is up with that
hey atleast I am 2nd....lol!!

ummmm..... there is nothing here.... ????

Yeah...don't see anything

i don't see anything either... ?