"It looks like he is doing kung fu with his fingers!"

....more like SPIDERMAN! fingers :)

lol :]

I love Rob even more since he showed off his Kung Fu moves and just the fact that I like the NY Yankees and he's wearing the hat. Could Rob get anymore amazing?!

LOL....gotta love his facial expressions... he always making weird facial expressions in pics but i still love him!!! and so does kristen. lol.

oh meh damn...*passes out and after about 5 minutes recovers* ok, yeah he looks...whats the word...HOT with wet hair!!! i dont think i can handle it...maybe just a peek *checks* yep, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 tiiiiimberrrrr *falls out*

SPIDERMAN NOT SPIDERMONKEY!!!!!!!!!!

So first he was a Wizard, then a Vampire now half human half spider?

I'm confused is he going to be a gorilla next?! LMAO

whoah! he looks kinda sexy like this... mmhmm...

I agree with you 100% he looks very sexy!

This is a very nice comment from the girl, may be an extra on the set of "The Runaways" last night:

http://twilightindo.ning.com/profiles/blogs/kri...

so for some weird reason i really like the pictures of him bruised and battered.... like a lot. can't help but fantasize he's fighting some guy who's just been rude to me and i take him home, get him fixed up and... well... the finger porn comes in handy right about now

hahaha i love him <3

k first off... i really can't wait to see this movie o see how all these scenes play out....it looks like it has soo much content

and second off...why arent we having a "caption this" for this pic..its soooooo hilarious!

Oh Rob, you like teasing us with your fingers...

he's just looking better and better. seriously.
so hot.

hahaha LOOOOOOVE the face!!!!!!!
ohh and i SOO Owanna see the movie!!!

Those chicks are like straight out of Coyote Ugly, lol.

love his facial expression...he is so hot

I love this pic...he looks so handsome! And those hands... ::daydreaming::

oh jesus! can someone plz explain to me what does this have to do with NEW MOON or anything twilight related!?
its not the fact that im not too crazy about ron its that this has nothing to do with the movies!!!

i think its cuz there's absolutely nothing going on where the twilight saga is concerned right now so we're just fooling around with this....and come on! just imagine Edward doing that pose!!! it be soooo hilarious!

he can never take a bad pic. i love his facial expressions. he always has the funniest expressions on his face even when he is being serious.

there is just nothing i dont love about him

*daydreams about rob's facial expression*
*sigh*

Woohoo! What's he doing with that hand! OMG That pic just gets me going!

BACK OFF!!!

HE'S MINE!!!!

I love Rob's picture! It's hilarious and. . . kinda cute. . . ok! Really hot! lol. He looks good no matter what he's doing! lol.

Ohh, crazy rob is just as hot as beat up Rob, sad Rob, drenched Rob, angry Rob, they're all hot!

like honestly i have a feeling like this character is really going to make him a distinguished actor and ppl hopefully are not just gonna think of edward after this

I totally agree. He did establish himself as a brilliant actor in Little Ashes, but not enough ppl have seen that movie, and because of the subject matter not a lot of his fans have seen it.
This movie is going to break him out of the Edward role, but it's still a love story with a lot of sadness.

I don't think he could ever take a bad picture.... its nice to see he is having fun.

Hey did anyone get their "Sexy stars of Twilight" issue from US Magazine. There is alot of pictures/posters of Rob.

I got mine yesterday. Great pictures of everyone. Wish I was 13 and could hang them up in my room!

Got mine in mail yesterday!! Posters are amazing-I need to find some more wall space in my room!

OME..this is too insanely hot! It is so not fair that there is a guy that hot and genuine and UH-MAZING on Earth that we can't be with! What a shame! HE looks great though. -SCROLLS UP AND LOOKS AT IT LONGINGLY AGAIN AND BEGINS TO DROOL- Oh gosh. This is not the crazy face it is the "I am so insanely hot even though I don't know. I like to tease all the girls" face! HA HA =)

Wow, his hand position is giving me ideas, naughty ideas...

**slaps self in face**

Get a grip, Kristine!

oohhhhhh (gasp) CRAZY FACE OR NOT HE STILL AN ADORABLE HOTTIE NUFF SAID :)

FINGER PORN! FINGER PORN! FINGER PORN

OMG this picture gives new meaning to the words finger porn!!!!!

I am so with RobFinger (aka jaypat) on this.

Bad A$$ and BB all rolled into one WOW!!!!!

awww cutie!

And this look to me means....

"GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY SUCKER"...... "I DARE YOU TO"! *HHHEEEEEEYYYYYYAAA*

I love this picture!! He's soo frickin awesome and sexy!!

BEAUTIFUL...PERIOD ;)

HE'S EVIL!

...god he's so effing fine!

pricless picture. lool. love it.

i know it is probably for the movie but......Rob better be a Yankee fan! =]

That's HIS hat.. he's been wearing it a lot lately.. SO.. yeah.. Yankee fan!!

those lucky girls!

My comments are becoming more and more shallow hahaha. But I love how his hair is sticking under the cap....it looks so soft and blond haha.
I can't even comment on the fingers...it wouldn't be under PG 17 for sure lol

I love his face expresions, they are unique.

I gotta add this one to my favorite pictures of Rob ;D

The picture of him with drenched hair is hot !
He looks like a wet little puppy. Lol.

this face screams "wooooooooooo....HI-YAT!!!"

I didn't know Rob was capable of such ninja faces. perhaps he CAN do a Quentin Tarantino movie after all! LOL

Of course he can, no doubt at all! Poor Quentin will have to wait in line, though. According to an Ashley comment about the Twilight cruise, Rob has about eight movies lined up.

thats the most awesome face ever!!!! lol. how can he still look so freakin' cute even with that crazy face...? love him!

I think I just started loving Rob more, however impossible that is...

*raises even bigger Roberlina flag* Take that!!!

*throws a deuce*

He has so many hot facial expressions!..and those long, lanky fingers!

Man doesn't take a bad picture.

Can Rob actually take a bad photo? I think passed out and laying in a pile of trash he would still look gorgeous....he'd master the vunerable look at that point! HA!

If he is passed out, we can take advantage of him....

YIKES, did I say (type) that OUT LOUD?????????

Looks like Rob was having some fun for once!! Some of his expressions are so funny! And cute!!

OH! I love crazy face Edward..... he looks like he's about to pounce....
That's called a come hither crazy face! :)

I guess those mountain lions had better watch out! I'll bet they get mesmorized by his look!

I love when there is pics of Rob laughing and smiling. He always looks so care-free when he laughs and jokes around. And of course, he looks incredibly sexy with that smile.

Yes, he has a great smile.

The smile, carefree pictures are my personal favorite.

Yes, I do like youe avatar. Did you know that picture is one of the posters in the new :The sexy Stars of Twilight magazine?

Yes, those pics are wonderful. His smile is dazzling!
But I also love the smoldering serious gaze he can give sometimes. *see my avatar*
Well, I guess I'll just have to conclude that he looks great in any picture. haha :)

This should have been a caption competition!

I can't think of a clever caption at the moment (I'm not really all that clever) but it did cross my mind that this could be the face he could has just as he finishes off Victoria in Eclipse.

Caption: I'm teasing my girls, by giving them finger porn!

He is such a tease! He knows we love it! ;)

He does, he knows exactly what that does to us!!! Oh...or what those fingers could do to us!!

Yes!!

OMG Theres MY man....Looking hotter than ever....LMAO.....

Better dig your cowgirl outfit outta the closet RR! ;)

YEEE HAW!!!

Ha I dont need no damn cow-girl outfit to rope my man in....Those cow-scanks just need a good a**-whooping.....LMAO

Looks like Rob just spotted frizz coming towards him....This time he's ready!

LMAO!

I think I can see Frizz-ease dripping off his lovely long fingers... LOL

LMAO! He will take her down with a flick of his wrist.......Splat!
In the smaller picture there seems to be remnants of ginger hair on the floor....

What's this?
Is Rob turning all gangsta on us now?

I sure hope so, because I'm a white chick who throws gang signs...

*sigh* We truely were made for each other!

HAHA

Is this Rob's way of communicating with you?
I wonder what this sign means in the picture?
I'll meet up with you at 6 tonight?

LOL

You guys are sneaking.

We are so sneaking behind people's back! That's some secret hand gesture he gives me...he's trying to tell me what he's going to do to me tonight...LOL!

"Sneaking! Oh yes, very nice... "

"Fine, then what were you doing?"

"Sneaking.."

Sorry, I'm having problems controlling my brain today. I keep seeing words or phrases that make me think of movies. haha.

It just keeps getting better!!! I can't wait for this movie!!! :-)

*looking around to find my cowgirl-outfit*

Can I join ?

Wait! arent those cow girls in the movie? Or just some nutty stalker fans?

Breaking News:

The new gangsta sign as displayed by Rob Pattinson

lmao
loving that wacked out face
the hand makes it better

My first though was he looks like he's about to do the 5 point exploding heart technique!!!!

*thinks of Rob in a tight yellow leather suit with a samurai sword stapped to his back*

Hmmmm...not working for me...

*imagines it in black*

YES!!!!!! Tarantino needs to do a remake :) Kill Bella 1 & 2 :)

No, not Kill Bill, maybe a whole different kind of movie, kind of between Kill Bill and the Desperado movies--that way Rob could have a Samurai sword and a guitar on his back and he could stop every once in a while and sing and play his guitar. Robert Rodriquez could co-direct (and co-write) this movie.

LOL

It would work :) I'll buy a ticket for that movie :)

lol I pictured him when I first saw this him saying something like "rawrrr" like a cat lol

Well he can say Rawrrr...just before he uses his exploding heart technique LOL

LMAO!

nice!

LMAO!
Ooh ooh, Rosalie could be Darryl Hannah's character..what was it California Mountain Snake?
Could totally picture Rosalie with an eye patch.

Yes, good choice. We could have a while "dream cast" with the actors from Twilight and New Moon starring in Kill Bill.

It was indeed Calafornia mountain snake (oops my geek is showing lol)

I could see Rosalie like that!!! Brilliant LOL

I don't call that "geeky". I call that nrcessary pop culture knowledge.

Thank you :)

I'm never sure how much of my geek i can show here....not used to being a fan-girl........i've had such a long stretch as a fan-boy :)

LOL

Yes, yes, yes! Nic - you got it exactly!

Pai Mei was one bad a$$!

*thinking of Rob going against the Crazy 88's *

Thank you!!! Yes :) *hugs* I just thought people might go huh?? WTF :)

He'd chop them into sushi :) xxx

I like to see him driving the p*ssy wagon LMAO

OMG - the P*$$y Wagon - Fantastic!

Can I get a ride?

LMAO

Sure we can hang out in the p*ssy wagon with rob, and a bottle of Jack :) We know he'll play good music LOL

I like how you roll! We'll keep the Hatori Hanso in the back seat just in case we run into trouble!

Yeay :)

It will come in handy for crazy frizzy chicks :) We can relieve them of their hair right before we relieve them of their heads LOL

Brilliant!

Come pick me up!

LOL!!

*wink*

He got that bad ass look lol :) He just need martial arts training lol :)

Maybe while working on Eclipse he can have Taylor teach him a few martial arts moves. (I'm sure that he has some "Moves" of his own he could teach Taylor as well!)

I'm not sure that anyone else could do Rob's special moves :) He's one of a kind LOL

So true.

He has fangs!!

Ick!! The Cowboy Hat Skanks are back...
He looks confused like WTF are they thinking with the goofy hats?
He looks so fu*kin sexy in that pic..almost like hes gesturing down towards something and wants me to get down on my kn....**shakes head** what?

OMG if your gonna use my word at least spell it right SCANK....Geeze...Fricken Bi**h wanna b"s.... LMAO

Sorry RR!! I thought if I spelled it wrong you wouldnt mind me using it..lol! By all means its all yours...

LMAO HA!!!!!! I know it and you better remember that....and rob is mine as well......lol

I always thought it was spelt skank...*shrugs* Who cares?

Just figured I'd tell you that you're right. LOL. It IS sKank. ;)

Thanks for confirming...I knew I was right!!

I just figured Id tell you that "I" spell it SCANK....You can spell it both ways and Um I see your name is teamrotation....maybe you can take that dictionary and do just that with it...LMAO....

I.. wasn't trying to be rude. But I checked for the hell of it and neither was in it. But dictionary.com recognizes skank, not scank.

But hey.. I really don't care how you spell it, was just pointing it out! ;)

scank: Or: skank :
1. An unattractive girl or woman.

2. A promiscuous woman. See playgirl for synonyms.

3. A prostitute. See prostitute for synonyms.

4. To dance to ska music.


Yea yea .... since you are fairly new to NMM let me just clear some things up....One, RR is known for calling PPl Like you SCANKS just for the hell of it...two, Rob is mine, so BACK OFF when it comes to him lol....and I am guessing since your name is teamrotation, you like to rotate around? Thats fine with me but if you ever come on my turf I will rip you to shreads and feed you to the wolf Girls..and I will sleep like a baby knowing theres one less scank I have to worry about ....LMAO

I guess we have different dictionaries then. lol.

I'm not that new, I don't think.. I have seen you call people that, guess I was just a little crankier than normal. :x Sorry.

As far as Rob.. I'm not overly crazy about him, just think he's hot. ;)

And yeah, I rotate.. or should I say they all come through my rotating doors. In comes one, out goes another and so on. lol.

I don't think the wolf girls will eat me.. I don't taste very good. ;P And because I like Jake and the pack too much!

I DO....Thats who.....Go shrug somewhere else SCANK!!!!!!!! LMAO

Oh that's fine, I'll go somewhere else...

And you'll miss me when I'm gone! *sticks tongue out at RR*

I wont miss anybody....not when I have MY #1 POP....LMAO......

***Licking Pop and daring kim to even think about MY pop***

ROB IS MINE LMAO

Keep dreaming skank!!!

LOL

Omg No RR!!

If you think I crawled from under a rock then you definaitely did!! :D

LMAO

HaHa...speak of the scank and she shall appear....now go back from under the rock you came ...LMAO

lol!

i thought the cowgirl uniform + hat only makes appearances on Halloween?

Ok...YOU need to check into Twi porn rehab TODAY woman!!!!!!

You are losing your ability to function on a non porn level :) lol

*puts whipping bench away*

*pops head up*

WTF??
**considers functioning on a non-porn level for 0.38 seconds**
I can't do it. I can't go back to that empty existance.

LOL

LMAO

I bet Steph is just dumbfounded that her chaste writing has led to a nation of female porn and s&m addicts :)

Unless the naughty minx is reading them herself....for um...research purposes of course LOL

I know. I remember the days when I thought it was hot when Edward grabbed Bella's calf and hitched her leg up on his hip. Now I'm thinking about doing stuff to my boyfriend that would probably get me life in prison in Thailand.

LOL

You're way behind..i already put that plan into action....when my husband is going to bed and i say..i'll come too....he starts to look terrified and says....

"er...no it's ok honey...you um...stay on the net a while"

Then he runs upstairs...hides under the duvet and pretends to be alseep :) LMAO

WOW Look what" happened to us. Stephenie Meyer (and Rob) have unleashed a multigeneration of women with horns!

Poor Steph....she must be sratching her head and saying WTH???

I wrote a nice, chaste, moral story.....

But let this be a lesson to her!!! It's just like kids.....if you wont let them eat chocolate at home...they will steal money from your wallet and sneak to the shops and buy as much chocolate as they can eat :)

Steph...next time just put the scenes in !! :) LMAO

I guess doing it the way she did she can remain chaste and moral and blame us for our minds running amok in the gutter!

right i am off to bed...

I'm losing my brain filters...it's only a matter of time before i post something ban worthy, when i'm sleepy like this :) lol

Nite xx

Well to hell with that...

*pointing to Steph*

It's ALL your fault, this is what happens when you give people foreplay for 3 books...and then fade to black on the honeymoon scene!!!

Holy, woman! What did you do to that poor man...you mustn't be so rough! LMAO Not everybody wants a Dom! LOL

Nah, mine is ready and willing for whatever, whenever.
He's just happy he's getting it more than once a week(sometimes 4! Ha! )
He must know that whatever I'm reading on the computer is the reason. Must be why he leaves me undisturbed for hours and hours. :)
Ask me no questions..I'll tell you no lies!
I haven't been this h*rny since we first got together ten years ago!

See, there are fringe benefits!

LMAO :)

It's great :) And it's free with no side effects :) Apart from some awesome s*x LMAO

Don't feel sorry for my hubby :) He knew the deal when we got married LOL

LOL.
Much more dignified than watching actual porn too.
Never understood the appeal of watching some d*ckwad spray all over a requisite stunned bimbo after she fakes one.
Blech!

ROTFLMAO

I cannot tell a lie. I would pay good money to see his willy in action. In fact, it would be an honor to be that bimbo...I'd take whatever he chose to shoot at me!
LOL

OK...test coming up...

*hooks Kris to a lie detector*

They announce that selected twi-fan-fic (and we know the ones) will be made into an actual adult film :) With Pattz in the lead :) Are you buying it?? LOL

So Nic your saying this is a BAD thing?
**puts aside chapter 26 of D to think about Nics comment**
Hmm... I'm sorry Nic I really dont get your point..lol!

Well no...it is a good thing :)

As long as you can still function like a normal person when doing things like.....work :)

But i'm concerned you might be crossing that line......LMAO

Already crossed that line. It's just fine here on the other side.

LMAO

Actually....i think there's no one left over there on the non kinky side of the line :)

Twilight leads to - NMM.org, leads to - meeting other twilighters, leads to - swapping fan fiction, leads to - porn addiction..

Who saw that coming??? (pardon the pun) LMAO

LOL I have no words...

WTF.... LOL

hence the avatar that i made YESTERDAY. mmmm...i claim this one ladies....sorry. ;)

yeah you're right :)

Rob lips and coke are MINE though!!! LOL

absolutely miss. be my guest. *shakes hands on the deal* :)

I kinda wanna snatch that gum outta his mouth... Is that gross??

::hides head in shame::


<3 <3 <3

No, it's not gross...maybe for a wolfpackchick it is, but not for a RPattz fan!

*looks shocked*

But your a wolf girl!!!

*looks at pic again*

I guess he is looking kinda wolfish there :)

God, I've only been off this site for two days and look whats happening lol. ^

Everyone is switching teams like crazy :) It's like being in college all over again :)

LMAO

I think we should set up some kind of exchange programme...

I'm more than prepared to do swapsies :) LOL (if that's how you spell it) LOL

LOL...I have a problem of thinking of Taylor that way even though that body is WAY older than 17! I hope they make Breaking Dawn....by then he'll be legal!!!

He's legal in the UK :)

But no...i draw the line at Taylor :) lol

Um....i like a guy to know what bit goes where etc :) lol

AWE man thats awesome. you can't legally drik here until you're 21, but luckily I grew up just outside of DETROIT, MIchigan, so we would just jump the border into Canada to go drinking once we turned 19. (those were the days...LOL) once it was legal...it wasn't any fun anymore.

LOL

I could have managed that :) I started uni at 18 and the thought of not being able to drink at uni.....GAH...

I guess we are heavy drinkers by culture here...it's Pub..pub...pub LOL

Gosh how old is legal in the UK 16 or 17?

18 is legal here, but when it concerns your parents they really do not believe you are an adult til 21. I got married at 18...I should know...I'm 26 now and they still don't treat me like an adult.

Your legal at 16 here and you can drink from 18 :)

Honestly...i have no idea how you guys manage to have a higher limit LOL

Or maybe we're just bad LOL

NO NO NO!

I'm not switching teams!!! Can't a Jacob lover admire Rob as he works on his other movie projects!!

Remind me never to mention being slightly attracted to Robert Pattinson again!! Eeek!!


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Slightly attracted :) Liar :)

You wanted to rip the gum from his mouth lol :)

It's ok :) We all switch for brief perving purposes :) lol

You're right. I don't know what came over me today. I seriously need a wolf intervention.


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Go back and look at Alex on horseback :) LOL

Ah well I'll remain on my fence lol. I'm still team switzerland but Rob does tend to make me fall to the side. I'm healed of my void now though.

wait a sec....

Why were you gone for 2 days LOL

:( Real life called lol. Essays and work...

:( rubbish....who needs lives and work and a future LOL

I just need a PC ;) lol

Poor you....i'm glad all mine are done :) lol

Yeah unfortunately there isn't a job that pays to obsess over twilight :(. Well Stephenie Meyers found one i guess lol. I'm not that creative though. Yeah freedom for summer though = twilight!

For a Wolfgirl you should be ashamed **puts wpc in the corner**

I know, I AM a wolf girl! But Rob isn't a vamp here. He's just a regular human in Remember Me. So I don't really think of it as a violation of the treaty... Lol.

<3 <3 <3

Good point!

not gross at all :)

Makes me think of the piece of gum from "Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist"

Ewwww, hahahahahahaha

LMAO! My favourite bit in the whole movie.... beyond gross!

I reckon there are probably some fans who would fish gum out of the toilet if it had been in Rob's mouth though... LOL

And one of them would flip her frizzy hair out of the toilet and get everyone else wet in the process. We could tell her when she got it, "Oops, Rob's gum was in the other toilet! Bummer!"

ROFL! That's a much better revenge plan than chasing them with a hardback copy of BD. ;)

This movie is sooo good, I read the script and Rob curses ALOT, and fights. Oh this movie is going to be the death of me. Plus sex scenes. Rob is badass in this movie and love it.

Sex Scenes?! Oo Omg...

how cute!!!

Wheres Jaypat? We may not be able to revive her after she sees this pic!

His new attempt to ward of the crazy frizzy stalkers.

This picture should have been a Caption Contest! Lol!


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My god I luv this pic. He could not look hotter. I luv when he acts silly. Be still my beating heart lol.
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mmmmmmmm hands :)



he looks so lushhhhhhhhh

to play off my last comment because it really cant help it with those cowgirl costumes.....

Save a cowgirl, Ride a Robert.

Ok.

Those are the longest fingers I have ever seen!

My thoughts are going bad bad again....

My thoughts are always bad when I look at his fingers.......reading way too many FF!!

haha yes! that is what I was thinking! hmmm those FF are amazing! and this picture doesn't help erase the images the stories put in my head... darn it!!!

NMM.org must have been reading our convo! ;)

So true! Toooo many fanfics :) but it gets us threw I guess lol

This is SO your post :) LMAO

Finger porn :) Love it :)

I know!!!!!! Those fingers!!!

Did you read RealMenGlitter's comments on the dolls. Seriously funny.

Those fingers are like a drug to me!

LOL, good one Kim! :)

No?? where....link me to them :) lol

It's in my comment about the blow up Edward doll


http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/06/edward-cull...

He looks like an angel!!!!

that man.........*faints*

LOL!! What's with the face Rob... not liking the cowgirl.. don't blame you...

cowgirls are so 2005...

LOL :D ya they r just soooooooooo 2005 you are right LOL :D

Well im assuming a lot of ppl here skipped the weird face and went straight for the fingers?

I've seen those cowgirls yesterday trying to grab his...hum...you know what I mean :D

Seriously, I wanted to beat the crap out of them.

OMG Rob looks so CUTE with his hair wet!

They wanted to grab ..... Well... let me go grab a rope and heard these witches back

to the rodeo....

LMAO!!!

Here: http://twitpic.com/86ieb

Now, those girls are seriously out of their minds...Don't they know there's already some frizzy hair crazy chick we're after???They certainly wanna join the club LMAO

I love this picture!!! He looks so HOT!!

*faints*

totally agree....Oh daym......*takes another peek*.....hmm....*passes owt*......

seriously.... it shows his true personality :D he is still hot no matter what he does.. nobody can tell me any different..

Yea...No mater what he does.....He will always be a Hottie Hot hottie......

I think he tries to pull stunts and stuff to make him look ugly??!!....but sorry Mate....Its not working....No matter what you do....you Dazzle us!!!!

Best face ever! lol

haha he's great! that picture is priceless

mi amore!!!!!!!

*Swoon*
*Thud*
Dead line..........................

Woo... second... buahaha!!

Hey? Is that a gum I see in there?
*Looks closer*
Yea... haha... It is... like I said before sweetie pie... mind sharing w/ me?
So THAT'S who those lucky-hoochi-mommas are... hmmm cowgirls? Hmm...

Ahhhh this is way too hot for my shorts... yummm Robbie... I miss ya!

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