... I will do that too. We all desperate to come close to Robert. We don't have to deny it.? hahaha luck woman, hugging Robert like that... a thousand points.

Rob must have very bad security if a girl was able to attempt to tackle him(poofy haired blond physco) and another girl could attempt to hug (black haired old and young looking woman)

kids needs to leave rob alone.. holy crap. what the hell were they thinking? hes just a human being, trying to do his job.. he doesn't need crazy people following him.. and SURPRISE hugs. . if i was rob, i would have kicked the girl LOL. thats like.. invading my personal space. these teeny boppers needs to grow up, go do what teenagers do these days and leave these stars alone. GROW UP ALREADY! GOD. stop SCREAMMINGGG in his EAR and telling him how much YOU LOVE HIM.. jeeeze..

I'm actually embarrased by this. My dughters met Rob at the iPod store and they were calm and cool about it. These women / girls are just giving us all a bad name. I feel so bad for Rob, he has such a laid back personallity I know this has got to be killing him. God, he's surrounded by guys with their arms locked for gods sake, back off already. This is an embarasment...he's going to go back to London and never come back...hell I would...

Who the hell do you think you are to just run up and grab someone without their permission...that's crazy. And to be honest border line sexual harrasment. Not to mention just wrong. Get a life.

poor guy i feel sorry 4 him!

Is it just me or does watching this video make you feel incredibly uncomfortable? I can't believe they get in his personal space like that. He's mentioned in several interviews how paranoid he is about people screaming and trying to get to him, you'd think if you were that much of a fan, you'd have a little more respect for him. Give the guy a break. Look, i have dreams about him too, but that doesn't give me the right to go storm him like some lunatic. I just feel really sorry for him.

teenage girls can be scary! theres no need to attack the boy! he is,after all,just a guy..ok he's kinda hot but still....i dont blame him for being paranoid.

jeez poor rob! ya he is gorgeous but seriously give the man a break he is such a sweet heart but that is just crzy n y would his "security" lets those crazys that close ne way! my god! do ur damn job!

finally atleast people who know how to protect and serve. well maybe not. but atleast its better then what he had before.

I feel so sorry 4 him omg! soon he's going 2 need a police escort just 2 go to the bathroom 4 Christ Sakes! I'm sure he freaked out afterwards. Poor Rob! :(

He's always been so great with the fans. Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us stupid! My friend is going to be in New York (and by chance staying a block from where he has been filming) and was hoping to get an autograph. That seems unlikely now.

I know that sucks. I was planning a trip to Vancouver in Oct for Eclipse, but re-thinking that now. Thanks for ruining it for everyone else!

OMG!! This is insanity to say the least. Little girls need to leave this grown MAN ALONE!!! Why jump on him like he is a horse? The guy needs his space. As does everyone! The man cannot even pee without someone taking a picture. Maybe if everyone respected him a little more as a person it might make him a little happier. Don't we want him to be happy?? I love Rob and his work but there is something called taking it too far. Maybe there should be men in white coats following him to put the crazy little GIRLS in straight jackets when the attack. It is like a plague! Get a life!!! and some leave in conditioner or something for that frizz!!!

UGGG,

I'd probably hate to have all those people right up in my face! I wonder if he's claustrophobic yet? But anyhow i'd get sick of it really fast. I also wonder if he's deaf yet, what with all the screaming girls.

Than YOU, Mother of Edward!!! About damn time they got the clue that he needs more protection from the crazies, especially that frizzy creature!!! Woohoo my heart jumped from joy when I couldn't even really see him between ALL those cops and security... they're taking more precautions... woohoo!! Lame that my sweetie pie had to get harrassed like that for THIS to happen... geez.. they need ME there... seriously!!!

LOVE ya sweetie pie... looking gorgeous like always!!

You know, personally I think that all he wants is to be respected and recognized for doing his job. Like any NORMAL person would like to.
All this shouting and psychotic obsession are definitely disturbing.

i agree :D

Thank god he will have more protection. I love the man to pieces but not in the crazy stalker way, I love and respect him for his talent. Hell if I ever saw him I would be to busy trying not to faint to go bother him in any way. I just hope he knows we are not all freaks. And I do think the girls seen on that video behaving so badly should be punished in someway. He was violated for god sakes, and shame on the security people for not knocking that chick on her fat @$$. Bottom line, they do need to make laws more strick to protect entertainers better, there are alot of freaks out there. Make them think twice before they act so stupidly and rudely!
Love you Rob hope your ok!

I have to agree with you on that those girls were crazy. To totally invade his space and privacy like that is reprehensible. It makes you wonder what the hell was going on inside their stupid heads. I hope that their behavior does not tarnish the way you look at your fans. They need to grow up and stop acting like 10 year olds in a candy store. We love you and have more respect for you than to molest you like that when you are just trying to walk down a street, much less when you are working to put you beautiful face up on the big screen for us. much love and respect to you Rob. I also think it is about time they got him some real security and feel bad for him that it has come to this. I wish people would just think what it would do to them if that were to happen to them. Leave him alone he is just a normal,albeit a gorgeous one, person who likes his privacy and is already freaked out by all the screaming no need to maul him like a lunatic.

Dearest Rob,
On behalf of the majority of your non-crazy fans please except our deepest and sincerest apologies for what happened to you on 6/15 in New York.
Although we all love, adore, support and respect you more than you could ever know, the majority of us would never, for one moment attack you or invade your personal space that way those "fans" did. Those are not your true fans, those are fanatics.
We can only imagine the thoughts going through your beautiful head at that moment, and we are all so sorry that they chose to make some of your worst fears come to life.
We hope that this has not completely tarnished your view of the millions of us who truly love and respect you, and that you won't be too afraid now if someone approaches you.
Please know that most of us have the upmost respect for you, not only personally but professionally as well. The fact that your work is being interrupted is despicable, let alone the fact that you can't even walk around now without being molested.
While your inner and outer beauty stuns me to the point of not being able to think or breath, I know in my heart I have too much respect for you to ever treat you that way. I'm sure I speak for all your normal mature fans.
Please take care because we can not afford to lose you!

Took the words right out of my mouth.
Very nice speech.
if only rob could see this.
*goes of into daydream like any other time when rob is mentioned*


(I know I'm reading this article wayyyy late but I have NO intrenet during the weekdays-camp counseling- it sucks)

Oh, you have lots to catch up on!

Honestly, I think that sometimes these people forget that he actually IS a person. I understand that, in this business, young (and unknown) actors seek for recognition and when they achieve it, they must feel very fulfilled, but THIS behavior goes beyond any acceptable adoration for someone.
Come on, give the man some space!

finally they realize that Rob is kind of a big deal and needs protection from crazy fan girls! at least we would all have composer when we saw Rob!! **blushes**

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Good...that should have been in place before all of this started! Hopefully overzealous fans will quietly watch from the sidelines so that he could do his job. Poor Rob.

Thank You Summit for finally getting some real security for Rob! My god, there was no excuse for letting those (skanks) girls get that close to Rob the other day!

I really hope Rob, knows how much we care for him and he hangs in there, I would be heartbroken if he said screw it and left acting all together. Also I hope Taylor is careful also, there are alot of nutty fans im sure that follow him.

Well it's about Effing time!!
*breathes a sigh of relief*
Now I am getting my butt over to the NYCity police department to fill out an application! Do you think I still have time??
LOL

I would be running. There is a huge line of blond curly psychopats!
lol

agreed.


Huh...made me wonder just now if frizzy haired girl will hange her look now that's she's numero uno on the list of sods who make Rob's life hell? Hmmm

they should have thought about that before i mean ever since twilight rob should have 30 security guys if not more to protect that PERFECT MAN :)

FINALLY!!! the poor sexgod can now live in peace instead of fearing his life when ever he walks across the street

I am really impressed by how well Rob stayed on his feet and just kept walking.. I think i would have completly freaked out and hooked the girl to the ground myself. He just did his thing like it was all natural. Impressive...

Ik hope the frizchick feels reaaaally bad 'bout what she did.. Crawl under a rock and hide hehe... :)

Every time I see the woman, I want to smack her and shave her hair off!

This is sick... I mean this girls would literaly rip him apart and eat him alive.
Come on we are civilised human beings. Don't behave like primal carnivores.

Rob will finally have no other choise than turn gay! u want that to happen?

He just needs to come back up to the Pacific Northwest where he's safe. I'll protect him :o)

OMG ....>_> let the guy do his job...>_>

well at least he'ds gonna be more secure. that's all that matters

Based on what has transpired the last few days and the fact that some idiots put stories out about Rob walking around NYC and taking subways (and which ones) he should not be walking outside alone. The man needs a bodyguard 24/7 while he is here, because clearly the crazies have made there way to find him.

omg...... poor robhe probably has nightmares at night now after that. i give full support to his recovery. (even though id most likely go crazy if i saw him to!)

Good job protecting somebody AFTER he has already been assaulted!!

I can clearly see that Summit is on top of their game...usually they probably would have waited until he was missing chunks of hair and pieces of clothing...

friggin jacka$$es...WAY TO BE ON THE BALL!!!

**giving Summit the finger**

Frizzy-haired b*tch never should have been able to get close to him...

Effing...dont come all coy with us...we know it was you in a scanky wig....stealing hair follicles so you can clone him!!!

HeeHee

LMAO!!
 
Dammit!! I thought I was fooling everybody too....
 
**stakes fist at Saxon**
...thanks for blowing my cover!!
 
LOL

It's Ok Effing...no one will ever know - theres not many folks on NMM.org
iare there?!

You are so right!


I'm glad that they finally did do something, but, good grieIf!!! Rob was paranoid before, he has to be really be scared now.

ummmm..he's already missing pieces of clothing..
*doing angelic face*

:)

Gosh I just want to punch that girl in the face!!! why would she throw her self on him like that?!!!! people like there personal space and that chick so crossed that freakin line!!!!!!!!! Poor Guy! :(

was about time!
but i hope this girl knows, that she ruined everything! no fan will be allowed to come near him! probably for a long time! so no chance for everyone else to just even talk to him or snap a pic or ask for an autograph! ah damn....how stupid of them!

Well Good Job.. You crazy twilight girls!! Come on, people let the guy live his life. If its to the point that he cant do the simplest things without getting mauled, then you need to back off. Maybe go sit in a padded room for a couple weeks and realize what you are turning into. Playing Edward is his JOB!! Not his life!! Its a fictinal character. As much as I love the books and the movie. And think that Kristen is georgeous, you wont see me flying through the air and assaulting her. You girls love Edward and need to realize that Rob is not him. Just a glorified impersonatore.

Have you read any of the comments on this post. This was not the work of a Twi fan, but a CRAZY Twi Stalker. There is a difference.

Totally agree.
:)
We behave like civilized persons, and we mean no harm to Rob. Yes we love him and appreciate his work and his sexiness, but there is no need to be assaulting him.

Who was the one that stated yesterday that they need to hire NYPD officers? Thank you, thank you. Apparently someone is listening to me. At least they will take care of business if needed. No one is going to listen to a bunch of reject security guards.

And I don't mean any offense because I used to be one.

LOL....yeah I'm sure they were cruising the boards to get an idea of how to protect Rob!!

LOL, ok pick on me that's ok. Apparently Summit doesn't know what the hale they are doing, so they came on here, saw the 911 and knew that I knew what I was talking about.

It seems fairly obvious to me.

LOL

i wasn't picking!!

Thats english sarcastic humor... hpmmmf!

All the cred goes to you sister...I'm sure NYPD are happy with you!

Lol..I love english humor~not much diff. than our Southern GA humor.

~it's helped me learn not to take myself so seriously and slapped me back when I do get all emotional, like with my enormously insane post...sry . just bop me up side my head frm now on...LMAO!

sorry I didn't mean to mod your comment but it WAS long!!

Ok, now I am confused. Were you picking or not b/c I was from the get go.

That is just crazyyyy!!

Wonder what he`s thinking when he see all these girls and has to be police escorted to the set.. he must think the world has gone mad!! LOL

prob, *HELP!*

One things for sure, it prob neither turns him on or makes him feel comfortable.

yeah thats true...
I feel so sad for him. He just wants to do his job and now there are people everywhere...I`m totally waiting for him to flipp out or something! I would..

he's prob. dazed and just trying to go through the motions.

hey, srsly...you know, men can have performance issues from too much stress! you know what I'm saying? Lol...not funny! not at all...

hahaha!! you little... LOL

Hopefully THAT wont happen! poor *little* Rob!! LOL

haha, wink* that I am...lol.

I'm afraid it's not so little (oops.) we'll make sure that NEVER happens!

haha..have you looked at the size of his.... ehh........feet??

LOL

No, we`ll take care of him *winks back*

People has a poll running "who would you date" Robert or Taylor. Rob is up 61% to 39% Go Team Edward. Oops I guess that will be taken as a challenge by Team Jacob

http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,...

In my book there is no competition, Rob is sooooo the hotter guy between these two. Sorry, no offense to Team Taylor/Jacob, that's just my personal oppinion, Taylor is more cute, seems like a nice guy, but Rob just makes me drool!! =)

Seriously, those girls need to freakin' calm down! It's getting worse every time! Poor guy..just to get to the set from his trailer, that's absurd...

yes, just what I thought. This is tooooo crazy!

yea it is...

makes you wonder if he's paranoid about doing anything. I mean, how does he have those human moments with sanity (ya know...potty time, sex time, ect...srsly) I'd have constatn stage fright!

She is SOOOOOO LUCKY!!!! I hope she grabbed a lock of his hair!!!! lol!!!! I wish I was her!!!!!!

MCG, you are missing the whole point. We are not encouraging these people. Get with the program, chick.

*Smacks MCG in the side of the head**

OH COME ON!! LIKE U CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM HUGGING HIM IF U WERE AS CLOSE TO HIM AS SHE WAS!!!!

I would and I could...it's called self-control and dignity.
Look it: I've seduced many men (not proud of it, but there it is)...that ain't sexy behavior and sure isn't the way to catch a man's attention and all...just saying. He was at work for crying out loud...lol.

I really hope that you are joking. And if you are than ignor what I am about to say.

I would never lower myself to the level of throwing myself on Rob in order to get a one-second thrill and then have him always look at me like I am teeny bopper scum.

I would much rather try to get him at a public event where he is voluntarily meeting his fans and signing autographs. This was a pure out and out disrespect of his privacy and his person.

Most of us on here are not ok with that at all. And this is actually against the law. So therefore, no I would never do it.

*Smacking MCG again** **Going to get tazer**

CF911, I am with you on this one!! This MCG should think about what she's saying. Would she be OK with a complete stranger throwing themselves aound her neck, huh?! No, didn't think so!!!

I will happily come with you with a tazer standing by!! Need to keep these crazy chicks in control, and not let them anywhere near poor Rob!

Flanking your back CF911~wow, you said that spot on! I agree 100%

Dude, what is up with people today?

First this and then Kristen is not sporting her knot. WTF?

LOL

Psycho..

**eyes narrow**

um...did you just hope that she ripped hair from his head?!?!

WTF????

**smacks MrsCullenGirl with BD several times**

Did you SEE how psychotic she was? Why would you "wish" to be her?? Clearly you are another reason that he needs a friggin police escort....

**sing-song voice**
..CRAAAAZZYYY....

Effing, can you help me with this MCG chick. She is killing me. I need more tazers.

fund it, nevermind!! LOL

um, I wouldn't worry about her...she is probably just young and cannot control herself...Don't even waste your time...

LOL..
 
don't how much help I will be, but I will gladly take a look....where at? on this thread?

WTF!!???? Are you daft, girl!!?

Oh, why do I even bother, It's a grey face....

LOL

the grey faces are going to get scared away....

what.... thats was the plan...GREAT!!!

hehe.. nice one! =)

Lol, wink.
I've been known to whip out my bedazzled vaseline from time to time...for his HOLY HOTNESS, I'd be gald to do the stomp on some chicas!

petition to keep all that is Rob's in working order is what we need, for real!
We can be his Volturi guard!

Lol...if someone come up to me and pulled my fawkin hair, there wouldn't be any dayumed hair left on their scrawny arse head!

that shiz hurts...(and please watch his nah nahs. for real. damage might occur.~and, not just to him. wink*)


Srsly. Security dudes need to protect him

I'm just glad she didn't grab a handful of something else....

atleast they got more than an umbrella this time...

wow, Summit has finally decreed to protect their "golden boy" [uhhh MAN]???!!!
since i can't watch the vid, i really hope it's the NYPD and not more of those posers they called security guards the other day. they better be escorting him EVERYWHERE and not just while he's on set. that mess of electrocuted frizz of hair & her band of crazies may still be lurking the streets...

Glad I could be all your guys whipping boy today...

feels good ;-)

ues, maybe I deserve that, but no~I'm not like frizzy headed girl.

My dad was a professional musician for most of my childhood, travelling and I was on the road all the time and I saw some crazy shiiiZ. He taught me to give peep their space...

and, I see that I didn't do that for all of you in my long ass comment (which no, I didn't have memorized..and since I have a degree in ed, I guess I do understand basic English)

Sorry I brought you all down. srsly

That girl with the frizzy hair that grabbed him around the heck is gonna b in hiding 4 a while I would guess. The pic is everywhere now every single one of us Rob P fans hate her for what she did.

Posting "Wanted" and "Have you seen this person?" signs with Frizzy-hair b*tch picture.

lol we should get those wanted posters made and posted all over New York asap. She wouldnt dare go near him then lol

oh that girl?! she's being tracked down!

hehe..

Everyone that is in New York and the surrounding aread should b on the look out for that crazy haired psycho and her lemmings just in case she is getting ready 2 pounce again. We can't risk her messing up his perfect hair. It would just b 2 much 2 bare lol

oh she better NOT mess up rob's perfect hair.. and face! *eyes widen then raised an eyebrow* or else, she's gonna feel real pain, baby - real pain! hehe..

lol if by sum act from the devil she or any1 else does get near him again we should go and hunt them down ourselves hehe. Forget the nypd protecting him we can b his personal protectors lol.

No body messes with the bouffant lol

When I hunt her down...I'm stapling a sign to her forehead...

"Rob (and any other poor males), if you have any itchin’ scratchin’ wigglin’ reddenin’ pealin’ poppin’ blisterin’ burnin’ or pain anywhere on your body where in you have recently been touched by the frizz-skank…you better go see your doctor.. gonorrhea… know the symptoms…and stay out of trouble."

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!
LETS HATE ON THE FRIZZY-HAIRED BIMBO!!!!

LMAO!!!

Done and done.

lmao....you know, he needs to get some tranquilizer guns and some tetnus shots to go in his backpack. ;-)

to each his or her own....just speaking my mind(though I do think I dumped my whole brain out there...sorry, lol) but, I really feel that way.

Don't get carpel tunnel or bug your eyes out to read what I wrote..it was mainly for my release. Ok, I feel better. Thank you and carry on.

*gasp*

you got registered!! and you have an avator!!!!! ALOHA!!!!!!! BOOOO-YAAAH!!!!

keep to writing a few sentences and i might be able to read your comments!! lol

(welcome to the land of Rob pervs-please feel welcome to express your dirty thoughts!! Just dont let the Mods. catch you)
LMAO!!

Maybe there is hope for the rest of them too??? LMAO!!!

Lol...yes. Well, keep hope alive! LMAO!

(Listen...I won't unleashe the feak anymore ok..unless it's about my lustful thought, k? lol) sry.

LOL
You can unleash all you want...just shorten it next time or post a link to the blog.

Welcome!!!!!!!!!

Lol...thnk u. I will count on all of u too flog me if ever I begin one of my deepended and lifeless spills again. (wink)

Lol. or just spray me down with Edwards sparkle gun, either one should shut me! LMAO!

LMAO!! Hey, no worries!!! your speech (chapter!!) gave us something to talk about other than anything Twilight-related - i dont think ive had a non-Twilight convo in quite a while!!!

lol :D

thx u, i think...lol. I've had an account , but just too lazy assed to fix it.

Listen...I'm a rabid, emotional freakcase who gets carried away when I write..I'm sorry, I'M SORRY! (here, I'll get the stakes and the matches...where do you guys want to burn me at? LMAO! I'm not that easily twarted! Ha)

I'm not all that bad..and, lol~give me time, the mods will spank my arse and put mein time out~that's where I stay on other sites because of guttah thoughts.

Damn!
Im actually quite annoyed they've up Rob's security...
I was hoping they'd have to hire BEAN'S COVEN ARMY!

I just saw, I can't believe I missed it the last time...after that frizzy,plaid shirt girl jumped on him, the one in the blue shirt tried the same and the security guy kinda slapped her haha. You deserved it, you dumba$$!

I am still confused why they need test and error to know what they should do. We all knew it's going to be crazy...I am wondering why the film crew didn't.
But I'm glad they're having a different aproach now.
I can't imagine how frustrating it is to film outside scenes in that atmosphere.

i feel so bad for him. hes just a human being and i agree hes probalby going to go into hiding. this makes me upset, no one should be that crazy

I hope the security is not only for the set......frizz might start tracking...

THANKS GOD!!!! AT LAST!!!

Lets hope they police will throw any stupid bimbos who try to touch him straight into jail to cool off!!!!!!!!!

Really Summit.....Why the HELL did it take so long???

You've got the most famous guy in the world right now working for you.....his @ss should have been protected from day1 of this film....

Summit were just hanging Rob's @ss out there for all the free advertising he could get them....they're not stupid....they are just money grabing ass**les!!!!

I thought my bosses were crap....but Summit are just the PITS!!!

The sooner Rob moves on to another company the better!!!!

*breathes sigh of relief that Rob might be a little bit safer today*

careful nic, you're on the verge of writing a chapter

LMAO!!!!

Nahhhhhh.....i just use a

lot of spaces.....and...........dots....

LMAO

Anyway grey faces be gone!!! But i've earned the right LMAO

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

Everyone is just so AGITATED today!!! I LIKE IT!!!

LOL :D

I know......i woke in a bad mood and this post is just fitting me like a glove :) LMAO

I feel like going to a boxing class right now or something..... LOL

Woooo

*German accent*
oooooh yaahh!!! sweat out your fustration, baby!!!!

LMAO!!!!

LMAO Howl!

Clearly you are riled up!

Just a teeny bit :)

ROTF

Nic!

Breathe in... Breathe out...
Breathe in... Breathe out...
Breathe in... Breathe out...

Repeate along with me "OMMMM" "OMMMM"

LOL!

Grrrrrrrr

Seriosult F*** summit.........low life...money grabbing....ba...

*looks around*

Oops sorry peeps......

*sits down to chant*

Ommmm Ommmm

can these crazy girls just leave him alone!! let him do his job!
poor guy!!

I feel so sorry for Rob, whoever that girl is really stepped out of line. I understand she was star struck but, really? There are boundaries for a stars security and she broke them all. He must feel so isolated what with all the daggon bodyguards and barricades outside of his trailer. Poor Rob. I feel like a disgrace to be a Twilight fan, let alone a GIRL Twilight fan...

thank lord they stepped up...and the crazy frizzy haired git may think she is famous for being on every twi-news and blog site but she better be running scared because everyone is out to get you you crazy git!!

I wonder what that "crazy frizzy haired git's" friends are thinking abt her RIGHT NOW...?

I hope at least they are reading these forums...!

I am sure they are and I hope she is one here reading this too....

she seem like a dumb idiot though so I can imagine her walking around going 'who cares I hugged Rob!' to which I would get a bat smack her over the head and say 'no you wrestled him you silly cow and you just ruined it for the rest of the sane fans!'

No offense to the new yorkers on here but seriously the Canadians know how to stalk and treat these guys with some respect...you didn't see any of this happening whilst they were filming new moon.

And as Madonna once said 'Italians do it better' you sure do because even you guys didn't mob him like this in Italy.

Seriously some of you New Yorkers need to learn a thing or two about boundaries...seriously!

Oh come on! I bet those scanks weren't even real native New Yorkers. If they are- I am ashamed. And NO.. it doesn't count if they just moved here for a few years from God knows where, or are studying here. Real NYers "ignore" celebs on the street. It's a known fact. lol ;)

lol HB

maybe we need to throw some cheeseburgers at them?

I meant not offense...but these girls give new yorkers a bad name...next year I'm on the prowl to hunt them down!!

I know, hon. None taken. :) xo I am upset with Frizz & co. for giving us a bad name. GRRRR

Great idea, but I wouldn't even waste a perfectly good cheeseburger on these morons. LOL I'll start saving tomatoes now. They'll be nice and rotten by the time we hit NYC. I'll just use eggs in the mean time. ;)

*starts raiding fridge for stuff that approaching best before date*

I have some mayo and ceaser salad dressing to throw on her too!!

LMAO!! We'll turn her into a salad! XD

A new pic of Frizzy from the Daily News (pic #3) http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/galler...

Looks like Frizzy already had her big moment with Rob. Why run after him and ask for more? *shakes head*

I don't know what she is so damn proud of. She didn't get a mutual hug from him. She assaulted him and flung herself on him.

Way to go for being a stupid stalker beoch.

LOL!! No comments on the New Yorker thingy.

But I do have to say that, that girl just spoiled the whole fun for us - now when people will know that we are Twi-fans all they will think is the "blond chick who grabbed Rob"

and Howling girl will be very very PO about it...!

are you scared of the new yorkers!!

I hope noone grabs Tay like that else I will not be pleased at all. I was p*ssed that this frizzy freak grabbing rob and I'm not a rob fan so I will blow up on someone behaving like this on Tay.

I wouldn't worry....

No one is angrier than the New Yorkers anout this muppet...

They probably take her out before we book our flights LOL

I see the news headline...

*frizzy freak pelted with eggs and cheeseburgers!*

Oh yeah! lol I usually don't condone violence in my non virtual life, but if I pass her in the street, headlock it is! lol Watch your back, Frizz Chick!!! *growls*

YEAH!!!! GO bee GO :) You get her :)

LOL

Oh hon, you aint seen me go Bruce Lee on anyone...

I hope that chicks keep their paws to themselves - if they're even thinking of touching Tay.

I have faith in Papa Wolf... He looks capable of chest bumping anyone to Timbucktoo!

PS - I am not afraid of New Yorkers... I am just not sure that the girls haven't traveled from somewhere to stalk him... *shrug* - If it was mentioned in the post then Sorry I hadnt read it!

Oh think with us alpha's around if anyone went and put Tay in a head lock I think they would be dead meat!

Dead Barbecued meat!!

Fo sho!!

LOL
*hip bump*

*boob and booty bump*

Yes, thank heavens!

~but, it's really sad, for his sake, that its blown into this...

(I'll say what I wrote in another blog):

**Edited by Mod: Paste the link if you must**

SORRY u guys...LMAO. yes, I got carried away~the flogging was swift and justified! Thnk u. I will work to never do it again~but, you must be willing at a moment's notice to rip out my hamstrings if I ever I get all emotionally carried away again, k?

Or, as I stated somewhere else, just spray me down with Edward's sparkle gun~that should shut my mouth up! (wink)


Sry you guys...point taken.

dammit! im kind of gutted i missed the essay just to laugh!
its been edited by mods now!

You would have fallen alseep in the middle of it anyway!! LOL
It was long!!!!!!!!

lmao!
jeeez why would you bother???

Trust me, your eyes wouldve burned just LOOKING at it!! consider yourself lucky!!!

LMAO!

haaha ok!
would have quite liked the opportunity to rant though!
all this essay-writing hating looks like fun!
lmao

Thank you moderator.

I LOVE THE MODERATOR!!!

*notices the shortened post*
*scrolls up and down the whole post just to be sure*
*MC Hammer dance-with cookies*
YAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!! HOORAY FOR THE MODS!!!! THEY MODERATED IT!!!! BOOOOO-YAAAHH!!!

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

I missed it what happened?

Front Page of the NNM.org Times:
The Longest Comment Ever Known To Members Of NNM.ORG Was Earlier Unleashed To The Unprepared Members Of This Society - For 10 Whole Minutes We Talked About Nothing But IT!!! It Even Diverted Us From Twilight-Talk Which Caused Concern Among The Team Of Moderators. A Reliable Source Says That The Mods. Felt Threatened By This New Direction Of Attention And So They Decided TO TAKE ACTION.
THE COMMENT WAS MODERATED.


LMAO!!!!!

Awesome CNN Headline News summary, SpankMe!

Thanks, I missed it but have been entertained by the reaction nonetheless.

A refreshing diversion, don't you think!

LMAO

LOL thanks!! it was all TSH's doing!
*whispers*
the Mods were getting jealous of the attention diversion - just dont say it out loud!!

LMAO!!!!! Aw man I missed it! I was wondering what the commotion was about. I bet it was a gray face! They are always trying to be in the spotlight and stir up controversy. Way to go mods! We cant have a disruption in the peace

LMAO yeah it was a grey-face....but then she signed up!!!!
*celebration MC Hammer dance (with cookies)*

no but seriously, the size of it was bloody SCARY!!!!
It took up like 20 comment's worth of space!!! no exagerration!!!!!

Im assuming, no thats the wrong word, I know no one read the whole freakin thing but do we know what it was kinda about? Man that must have been one monster of a post. I think I would have been too intimidated to even go close to that thing.

Then grey face registered?? So should we seek protection and have an evacuation plan ready for when she lets lose again?

Hi Glitter! Yes she's registered, apologized, made friends with TSH modder and is happily commenting away in 100 words or less!

No harm done except our endless entertainment!!!

Hi aloha!! Alright I guess Ill get off her case then. Dont wanna make enemies especially with a newbie.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!
Nah, she swore that she'd keep her comments smaller this time (by smaller i guess she means half a chapter)!

LOL

LMAO half a chapter! oh man thats hilarious

I kinda felt sorry for her coz she just commented at the wrong time....she finds this site( probably by mistake), leaves us an essay (she's on the wrong site, you see) and suddenly half of NNM.org members are pouncing on her and stamping on her self-esteem with every insult and sarcastic comment under the Midnight Sun (oh i'm gooood)...

i am not ashamed to say that i was one of the ring-leaders!!! (Cos Nic was the other Ring Leader)

lol

LMAO sorry I have to take credit for the edit!

I might be a wolf girl but it was deflecting talk about RPatz so I thought 'paste the link' was much more appropriate!

I hope I didn't piss her off!

*applauds TSH*
Well done!!
She has no right to be pissed off- she learnt a valuable Life Lesson:
DONT WRITE MORE THAN 2 PARAGRAPHS ON COMMENT THREADS COZ NOBODY CARES!!!

LMAO!

*takes a bow*

Thats the first time I used my star power for something other than editing swearing and removing twiporn fanfic links!

*Looks for Effing who started the Twiporn rampage*

LMFAO!!!!!
i would love to be a Moderator!!!
*daydreams about all the wolf comments i'd be able to moderate*
*remembers TSH is a wolf supporter*

Hmm, never mind...
lol

hey watch it!!!
LOL

whoa! that.. that's pretty long..

"that's what she said"


LMAO

ROTFLMAO!


are you no longer fighting with your computer now?

*evil grin*

lol, nope. found away to beat firewall. my computer is a thousand times slower than it used to be, but at least I can access this site now!

*pumps fist in air*

yah!

way to go on beating the system!

nothing must interfere with robsessing and news from nmm.org!

exactly :0)

so have i missed much? i haven't even refreshed nmm.org, must...see..if...there...is....new...news

LMAO

i actually didn't log on much today. just now while i'm watching some SYTYCD...no new Rob news, but some funny Peter news!

i usually can log on a lot more in the mornings than I can in the afternoons, so i try and smoosh in everything I can when I can.

What's SYTYCD???

oh no wonder you're on now! =)

SYTYCD is a TV show called "so you think you can dance." america votes for their favorite dancer, but it's ALL types of dancing, not just ballroom like in "dancing with the stars".

LMAO!!! that reminds me of me when i used to say that at the end of everyone's sentence - to say they were annoyed with me is an understatement!!! lol

"were annoyed"...you don't give yourself enough credit. I am sure they are still annoyed with you to this day!

LOL
;)

*finally figures out the insult within the sentence*
Heeeeyy!!!! i am a very likeable person!!! nobody stays mad at me for long...apart from The Mothership, (but she doesnt count)...
*sticks out tongue in very (im)mature way*

lol. unfortunately, i STILL say that at the end of everyone's sentence.

I don't think I'll ever grow up LOL

who cares about growing up; immature people are the people who make it big in the world!!! (just think of all those hilarious comedians!!)

LMAO!!!

haha..

oh good, it just been edited.. haha..

LMAO!!

LMFAO!

Dude, you lost me at "thank heaven"

LMAO!
*bowing down to you in worship at the moment*

i couldn't even read that much. LOL

My retinas are burning just from looking at that long a$$ thing..... mind, cannot, comprehend so many words at this time of the morning.

I'm sorry but that sh*t should be moderated!! there should be a LIMIT to how much crap can be said in one go!!!!

I know! Random grey faced people can come on here and ramble all they want.... but we can't even make mention of a simple..... (ipstscray) without getting our hands slapped! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE, WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!?

LMAO

The end is clearly nigh...LOL

I'm feeling sorry for her though....she just happened to vent at a time when we are all bored....caffeined up and in grey face attack formation LMAO

my fingers are getting arthritic from having to scroll up/down for ten minutes while I try to get past that comment.

poor girl- she'll be discouraged from ever talking about Twilight again.

But, GOOD GRIEF, that was a long one!
*that's what she said* ---> for all you Office fans

ROTF :)

*high five*

*bumps fists with FLP* amen.

The comment is so big i'm scared to read it.

Honey, don't bother. Let me summarize into 4 words what she took 892 to say..."leave Rob alone, already".

And I didn't need a soapbox to do it!

LOL

Hmmm, she took a simple statement and turned it into a target for hundreds of true Twihards to aim at. Clever.

LMAO...
I stopped after (I'll say what I wrote in another blog):!!!

what did she do go search the other blog and hit copy/paste. Or is she so crazy she had it memorized and typed it word for word.

I wonder if she'll be back after all the hate mail??? PEACH????? Maybe she had to return to her english lesson to find out what a by-standard is????

OMG...she is registered and has a pic and apolgozied for her long comment!!!
scroll down and check it out.

If so she better have a picture and learn short hand or how to copy/paste the link!!
LMAO @ by-standard!!!

*eyes widen at peachluv's comment*

BLOODY HELL!!!!

I know youre concerned and all, but really???
Is this a blog or a freakin' chapter worth of complaint we dont care to read??!!
A+ for effort though

LMAO!!

She's just an innocent by-standard, now..

Wait, what is a by-standard?

It made my brain hurt, but I read her post all the way throught, and I can conclude that she's just as nutty as frizz-girl. I concur with her basic point, but it's all too long-winded and dramatic for me.

*pops Advil*

ok, this lauging out loud at work business isn't going to cut it for me. that's three times this morning!

LMAO

Yep, that happened to me too!! Snorting aloud behind my PC...

I guess my colleague is thinking I have something in my throat or I must be out of my freaking mind.

LMAO!!!

POWER TO THE PEOPLE WHO LOL IN PUBLIC PLACES!!!!

*starts cheering like a hooligan*

LOL i know how you feel!!!!!
its so annoying when people feel its their place to look at you like youre a freak-like, hello, I'M HAVING FUN ON MY COMPUTER!!!! EITHER SIGN UP TOO OR MIND YOUR OWN F*CKING BUSINESS!!!!

haha!

DUH co-workers, get with it!!!

seriously, no medicine again. ever.

By the way...did you say that in a Ron Weasley voice....coz thats totally how i read it LMAO

ROFL

LMFAO!!! it could actually be read like that!!!

:D

ROTF :) You crack me up LOL

LMAO!!!!

its just so random!!!!!; she's obviously not regietered and on her first visit she leaves THAT!!!

im scared of what she might leave on her next visit!!!

LMAO I come here to banter not to read an essay...I did enough of that at school!

LMAO! Litterally!

I took the initiative of editing the comment...and told her to paste the link instead...honestly do these people not understand!

DUDE!!!

TSH YOU ROCK! That is CLASSIC!

I think she'll hate me now!!

WHO CARES!!

*high five*
That was hilarious.
She'll probably never come back to the site anyway... freaky grey face...

I swear I've been trying to disguise my laughs as coughs but its not working very well.

I'm sure it will be no less than 1,000 words and very, very hostile. ;) LOL!

*looks at grey faces, terrified, then leaves*
*comes back with a police escort and umbrella*
Do you think they'll notice me with this huge umbrella walking down the street because I think it hides my presence rather well.
No one will wonder who it is under this huge black umbrella.
lol

LMAO!!!!

Normally I'd say, no they won't notice you, however, the hot pink umbrella with neon daisies & pictures of Taylor Lautner all over it is a BIT conspicuous! GEEZE 4TW!

Oh... sorry. Didn't think about that.

*takes an indelible marker, crosses out Taylor's picture, and draws a stick figure wolf instead*

See, less recognizable now.

Happily moves down street.

*rubs hand on chin, considering the umbrella now*

Yes, that's better.... they'll never recognize you now.

*pops popcorn and waits patiently for 4TW to get mobbed*

*wrinkles brow confused..*

*ducks out from under umbrella and looks it over*

Hmmm... I .. I see what you mean.

Here, you hold the umbrella. *hands flplmtree umbrella*

But wait!!!

*grabs umbrella back*

Maybe if I get mobbed, the wolves will feel sorry for me and if I start yelling things like, Ahhhh the venom. It's burning me.. they'll come running out of the woods to my aid..

*smiles happily*

Yes.. *draws Rob is coming* sign on umbrella, and waits.

LOL

LMFAO!!!

Very nicely done!!!!

haha.. =)

holy crap.

I hope he will be safe from nop on. And please, stop calling that grupies "Fans" they're not fan, they are stalkers and crazy womans.

Are they seriously just now realizing that he needs "official security presence"???

He needs huge security guards considering the blonde frizzy that attacked him...something tells me she is still "lingering" around in the alley's waiting!! LOL

I hope they take better care of him before he is scared sh*tless and never wants anything to do with us fans again!!!

Most likely if the girls who got to Rob were man-handled in any way it could be a lawsuit - on the other side of that coin, would what happened to him be considered "sexual harrassment"? And that would be a pending lawsuit. I doubt that Rob would want that kind of press SO - Security needs to keep him SECURE.

It's about time isn't it?
Hopefully we won't see any of other psychopats trying to get their hands on him just so they can be proud of themselves!

Thank god!
There are way too many crazies out there, and not just fans, but people who just want to be famous for 15 seconds and assault or try to kill a celebrity to get themselves in the news.
I would be freaking out if I were him.

Dear Security Guards,

I don't know how you could have missed this, but Rob Pattinson is kind of a big deal. Get with it, and act accordingly.

Thanks,

RIMR

Dear Security Guards,

Addendum to the original letter.

"Kind of a big deal" translates to "Ok, get this straight you ignorant, impotent mall-cops guarding him previously…It’s the President , 1, and Rob 1.B. (though the order is negotiable). Now get it right before we have to go Jedi on your lazy a$$es!"

lol, thanks for the addendum. I agree though, the order of 1 and 1.B is highly negotiable. LMAO!!

LOL...... case closed.

ROFLMAO!
too true!

LMAO!! "I'm.... kind of a big deal"...

You'd think they would have been pro-active about this.... and they call themselves protectors..... HA!

psssht I know! Heck, I'd be a better security guard.

"did you just look at him you frizzy haired b****?? DID YOU JUST LOOK AT HIM*

all downhill from there. LOL

LMAO!! Exactly!

"I .... KNOW!!! You did not just touch him!"

*smacks frizzy haired chick down to the ground then does hypnosis so she doesn't remember what just happened and sue*

haha LOL

what do you think about this????

“Rob is constantly texting and calling Kristen to ‘check in,’ ” the source says. “He’s invited her and their New Moon co-star Dakota Fanning to fly to New York and hang out with him and his friends some weekend — his treat.”

http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/15012

if that's true, i little bit regret what he did. rob..sounds like an aggressive one n i don't enjoy it

I think everyone's right and you need to get ride of the grey-constipation face.

I think it's "OK" magazine and that I won't believe it until I see it.

AND

I think that IF I DO see it....it's PARTY AT MY HOUSE, LADIES!!!

personally, i think it's smut.

whenever "sources" say something, i have a hard time believing it.

OK, Robsten fans- I have no problem with you wanting these two to be happy and such- but if Kristin is, in fact, still with Michael- then this whole thing can be explained in two words: Not...Cool.

heheheh

i even not the one who believe whatever sources said.

it's just my regret if it's true...... that's it

They are just trying to sell magazines. How did they get ahold of the text message anyway? If it is true. If they went to NY, the paps would be all over it.

I am all for Robsten, but the tabloid sh&t has to go.

yeah but sometime some 'sources' get things right like brad and angie having an affair...

true. but sometimes sources say they saw aliens fly over the west coast. I just have a hard time believing them, is all :0)

LMFAO

ok you got me there!

And sometimes, when I eat too much ice cream, I get a head ache.... much like I am right now reading about yet another insinuation that Rob & KStew are together! ;) LMAO!

OMG your going to kill me today.....

You must have had your caffeine LOL

2 doses!! I'm spinnin' in circles!

I need mine.....

I can't seem to get my power-up to the next level today LOL

<3 it

I think you need to register and get yourself an avatar, that's what I think! ;)

what is that mean????

it's just my question n confirm to my self that did i think in the same way like what people did???

Why the hell do the grey faces always come on with news??? And then go off into the darkness from wence they came...never to be seen again LOL

WTF is that all about LOL

ROTF

I know its like...looky heere I'll post a comment with my alien face and now I'm going back on my spaceship into hiding...

LMAO :)

The mother ship is calling :)

Hell....that's funny this post was supposed to be about Rob LMAO

LMAO! You almost sounded like Western Edward there!

Lookie here, missy!

They are a mysterious alien creature sent to tourment us throughout the day... we must stop the madness!

We must get out wagons in a circle :) LMAO

They may attack at any moment LOL

We are taking them DOWN!

LMFAO!!!

the scary grey faces return!

LMAO....spooooky grey faceees :)

gah... i would nevver have the heart to go and basically mob him... i can see it now

FRIZZY HAIRED CHICK CHECKS IN TO THE MENTAL FACILITY ALONG WITH THE "BODYGUARDS"

yea.. if you scroll up there is like half a page of them......

*backs away* it's a little overwhelming....

We need to get the tazers out people LMAO

RFLMAO!!!
You Rock! I couldnt have said it better.

LMAO!!!
That is what we all think!

LOL look at all these grey-faces!!!! They're taking up space!!!! I couldve been 5th!!!!!!

*breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out*

lol :)

lmao- the non-regular no faccers that say "I love him"??

crackin' me up this morning.

:0)

im cranky :) i spent 3 hours of my life unblocking this Sacred site!! Look at all the gossip i missed yesterday!!! The Mothership shall not be forgiven any day soon...

lol

One gray face just wrote an entire book at the bottom!! LOL

That would be I luv...and, again: SORRY! Here got the matches and the wood,where would you all like to stake me up? LMAO!


I know..it was too long. really, I'm sorry. I wiont get so emotional next time..promise.

Now...love? What the Hell does that have to do with it?

lol i know- i was scrolling up, saw the novel, and dropped my jaw!

Haha, just made me crack up, why do these faces have so much to say? She would have been first if she had a simple one liner.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!! so simple yet so true!!
lol

haha, I did the EXACT same thing! I missed out on 4 days of gossip- and came back to work with a new computer.

now i've had to spend time catching up on nmm.org AND trying to get past the firewall. LOL

seriously, why haven't they thought of barricades before!? they know how popular rob is, not to mention hot and gorgeous! they should have anticipated how fans would react when they see him! urgh!

i am just now hearing about this story of the crazy fans mauling Rob. I don't understand how those girls were able to just walk right on up to him and do that, what the eff were his security people doing then??

good!
im glad theyve beefed up security!
hopefully there'll be no more firizzy haired weirdos attacking him!

i feel so sorry for him!!!poor baby!

yay..keep those skanks away :)

Poor guy! Glad they stepped up the security!

HOLY MARY MOTHER OF JESUS!!! GET OFF MY MAN, YOU F*CKING FRIZZY-HAIRED BIMBO!!
WHERE THE F*CK ARE HIS BODYGUARDS??!!!

LMFAO!!!!

*high five*

You said it spank :)

*high fives nic*

LMFAO!!

lol- i said this same thing, except you said it better than I ever could have!

*applause*

LMAO!!

I'm a nice person really...i just forgot to take my medication!!! honest!!!

(but im not taking back my word!!)

LMAO!

haha girl i stopped taking my medication since Twilight began!!! hahaha :D

lol. please don't ever take your medication then!

:0)

gooooood morning to you! *waves up there to FLP*

seriously. this is sad. retarded. tooooooo much! to think.... it takes ALL that protection for one guy to just walk down the street.

SUP GIRL!

It SHOULDN'T take that much protection should it... but crazy, frizz haired, outta control FREAKS who like to refer to themselves as ... "Fans" have made it ridiculously scary for him.....

*one step closer to the freezer to get the frozen fish out*

OMG LMFAO!! you crack me up plmtree!!!
*mutters to self*
frozen fish??!!!!
*collapses with laughter*
*random image of Nemo comes to mind*
*falls off chair laughing*
*the librarian looks worried*

lol

uh ohhhhhh not the fish! she shall feel the WRATH of the fish! *nods* uh huh.

funny thing is...... even though the world hates her for what she has done, just by that one idiotic action, she's become about as "famous" as HIM overnight. I don't think there's anyone that wouldn't recognize her..... unless she get's a complete hair makeover lol

LMAO!! Probably not!

LMAO!!!! i need to...otheriwse i could become as pyschotic as 4TW (we all know how manic she can get) or as foul-mouthed as Effing (no offense Effing!!)

:D

lol, but 4TW and Effing are awesome!

who DOESN'T love a psychotic, manic, and foul-mouthed blogger? hehe

I see you RR.

*glares*

I feel.. very.... protective... of effing.

*raises an eyebrow*

*looks at Heart speculatively*

Oh...do i have competion for Effings affections?? LOL

LMAO

oh. not at all nixs.... she just...... my hero. *nods*

the way she defends our edward and his honor on a daily basis, and the way she will just bish slap anyone who stands in the way of true edward dedication *sigh*

it's dreamy.

*cough* what the french! I think i need FLP to fish slap me *looks around*

LOL what can i say... I <3 our effing in a strictly straight-admirable-worshiping-swooning kinda way.....

uh huh. that's right. i said it. WHAT?

hmmmmm.......

I'm undecided if you're a threat or not......swooning sounds a bit much...

*adds Heart to the list of possible but not proven enemies* LMAO

was that in the Edward voice, like when they were at the diner?

*giggles*

*clears throat, serious face*

but don't misread what I put, I love those girls!

The day would not be complete...

Yeah I got a dose of 4TW yesterday, "get BACK lor-retta!"

LMFAO!!!!!

ROTFLMAO

OMG!!


"Lor-retta" LMAO


*tears streaming down face*

You need to skip your meds more often Spankie! I'm LMFAO!

i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

and good morning!

YAY~!!!! I saw your name all over this one and did a happy dance! :)

*cabbage patchin it*

*MC Hammer dance*

can't touch this (ohhhhhhh, ohhhhhh)

About damn time! Seriously, his security team should be fired. There is no excuse to let anyone get that close to my Rob! No wonder is so paranoid...he probably went back to his trailer and freaked out!

Yes he's gorgeous and popular and irresistable.. but c'mon... if a normal everyday person was walking down the street and some screaming girl ran up and grabbed them like that.. hello, can you say assault... c'mon girls, give the poor man a break.. geesh...

Now they do something. Yesterday, Rob partially got attacked by a crazy fan girl. Does Rob have to get hurt before they start doing what they were suppose to do?

That is a very scary thought....It could have been someone who wanted to hurt him (that's how he feels all the time) obviously, they wouldnt have any problems getting to him. I really hope they beaf up security, its a shame that they have to...because some of us "so-called-fans" dont know how to control themselves.

EXACTLY!!! Why didn't they call US, Indie? I mean, we ARE his "protectors" aren't we? Geez... they just proved they really need us!!

*gets in car to drive to airport*
*looks back at Indie*
"Join me?" hehe... hurry, he needs us... RUN!!!

hahaha. Ceci, I'm way ahead of you, that's why you didnt see me when you looked back...you hurry up! LOL

Lol... *out of breath* I'm here... I'm here... now, which way to Robert?
There's no time to waste Indie, another insane girl might give him the bird or try and strangle him... RUN...

Damn! You're fast! LMAO!

I've got to be fast when it comes to Rob's safety... what about that cab grazing my Rob!?! Indie!!! This IS an emergency... they really need us to protect him... I'm so scared for his safety, now more than ever... *tears*

I know! I cant begin to tell you how I felt when i saw that story. I couldnt even comment. I'm definately scared for him, it breaks my heart that he seems to be constantly in danger....we have to protect him at all cost. :(

It's so scary!! I feel so bad for him... I seriously wish I could just take him and make a run for it to keep these crazies away from him, b/c as much as they can't really see it, they're putting his life in danger!!! I just hope he doesn't give up on us, the sane ones and still love us =[

On the plus side.. he seemed to be in good spirits about it... he didn't look scared or mad... he must have been in a great mood that day... it shows how happy of a person he is.. and how nice he is....

he might look happy...but behind the closed doors of his trailer, he was probably freaking out! He's already paranoid as it is, so I'm almost sure he wasn't really thrilled about the whole thing.

Completely agree. Three moronic bodyguards could not keep the crazy girls off of Rob.
Time for some real bodyguards or the militia to take the job.

My thoughts exactly Indies, hopefully the crazies will back the F off now!!

Well, it's too bad it took an attack from the Frizzy Haired Psycho for the HIGHER UPS to realize that the amount of security for our man Rob was CLEARLY not enough.

I am glad to see that this is being taken seriously now. Hopefully Rob can put this somewhat behind him and just focus on making a great movie and possibly enjoying New York in the process.

I look forward to more pictures of him smiling.....

Don't worry Rob, we got your back!

I read that is EXACTLY what Rob did.....went running into his trailer for some re-grouping after all that nonsense. Bodyguards are getting paid to protect what???.....UMMM DUH! HIS BODY! NO ONE should've been able to get that close to him. They were just a bunch of crazied fans trying to hug and touch him....could you fathom if it were some psycho actually wanting to do harm to Rob?? He would'nt have stood a chance thanks to those bodygaurds.It's no wonder that Rob is paranoid...now his worst dears are confirmed.

WAY TO GO YOU FRIZZY-HAIRED SKANK.....YOU'VE RUINED NOT ONLY ROB'S OUTLOOK ON HIS FAME AND HIS FANS......BUT YOU'VE RUINED IT FOR US NORMAL FANS THAT WOULD JUST LOVE TO SAY HELLO & ASK FOR A SIMPLE AUTOGRAPH.

**** starts hanging WANTED posters for one insane, frizzy hair lunatic ****

..and next time dear rob, bring razors, but make sure it's rusty so her stupid head can get fatally infected.

or...

again..where's bella's PEPPER SPRAY anyway?

*rob points the pepper spray to the frizzy retard's face* pssst! pssst! pssssssssstt!!

LMAO!

Exactly! I agree with you 120%

That skank face is tatooed in my head...It only takes one Dumb A** to eff things up for everyone else.

Indies....your normally a voice of reason.....calm down....and brea...

Oh to hell with it....LETS GET HER :) LOL

I'm rounding up some crazy frizzy smelly old man to hang of her neck for a week as punishment LOL

hahahahaha
no comment!

Hah, that 'll teach her! O wait, and put a pineappe up her naked ass!

sideways

LMAO
I would never want to be on you bad side
*retreats walking backwards*
lol

Eehm jeah... I can be very passionate and feisty but it usually doesn't last that long...

I have put up my happy face again!

But .... don't tempt me ... ;))

OUCH!!! That hurts just thinking of it :)

LMAO

Yep, it's supposed to hurt!

I can be really sadistic when it comes to punishing crazy ass scanks like that frizz-haired biatch...

Throw some sticky lemonade over her as well and release a swarm of bees!!

Can you blame me or us for that matter...this skank has just dug her own grave by attacking my little spunk like that...and those "bodyguards" (I use the term lightly) are on my hit list too...they wont get away with not doing their jobs...probably too busy posing for pap pics....i got all my gear ready...when I hit NYC, it's on!!!
GRRRR

It's funny....i saw more reactions on the web yesterday..

and while Pattz may have some of the craziest fans in history....... he also had the most violently protective :)

People will literally do anything to protect him LOL

Aww Patzz

I think you just descrbed me to the T. I just hope he would look the other way whan I did lol.
I mean I wote it the other day, there is no greater love than one that knows how to let go.
"In other word don't be grabbing Rob in any way shape or form!."

Yup....

No one has the right to touch a hair on that mans head unless he tells them to :)

He needs some kick ass ninja body guards :)

Im surprised the other fans didnt beat Frizzy to the pavement!??

Maybe there are some untold stories we should try to find....?
There had to have been someone there that would think like us?

That is so true...I know I feel very protective of him....but I'm sure you couldnt tell. LOL

I want to rip that crazy bitch's clothes off and place her on the statue of liberty with a sign on her chest that says:
I am horny hyena nr one and my hair looks like an exploded mattress!

For the world to behold....

jeez girl you're vicious!!

Sorry.... I'm calm now... where's Jasper when you need him!

*takes a pull of cigarette*

God I needed that! First ventilating all my anger and then a ciggy....

That's a relief!

LOL

ROFLMAO!!

Like Twilight fans don't have a bad enough rap as it is....I HATE being lumped in with these nutcases. And they are standing there, screaming Edward....ummm, hello....Edward is a character, THIS is Rob Pattinson....he's and actor....he's a person.....RESPECT HIM!

GRRRRRRR!

Rob, PLEASE don't hold it against the rest of us....I assure you, we are not all like that!

*high five*

That makes me MAD too :) God i hate these people...

And that like frizzy psycho yesterday could have has a knife or anything...

She looked the bunny boiler type!!!!!

LMAO @ bunny boiler type....she really did!

Yup she looked like the

first date - i love you
second date - creeps into house and puts on stove...

Type LOL

that not even funny its scary as hell.
lol

LMAO

ROFLMAO

My FRIGGIN' POINT EXACTLY!!!


Ok...who was it in here that created the "task force" yesterday?

Saddle up ladies!

It's time to lock and load!

Lets go waterboard that frizz-b*tch!

Meeeeeeeeeeeee

I am leader of jedi tazer that frissy bi*ch LMAO

That'll work!

I've got all KINDS of torture planned.

Oh *claps hands*

This will be fun :)

Honestly...i wonder if this chick is in hiding??

If she has any sense of self-preservation, she is.

Yeah....not that it will help....

Maybe she can go on Oprah and try to save her sorry @ss that way :)

yeah, she can go on daytime TV and sob, telling how a youtube video ruined her tlife - all she was doing was saying hello and now she's the most hated scank in the western world and is scared to go outdoors cos of all the crazies!!!

That would be unwise....if she went on Oprah...we'd all know where she is....It woudn't take long for the Chicago branch of our task forces to zero in and lay the smack down.

OMG!! She better not be on any kind of show...you know they will probably have HIM come out so she could apologize or some lame crap like that!

She would get to be in his presence....AGAIN!!!

OH HELLLLLL NO!!!

LMAO :)

Good good :) I'm too far away to be of much hellp...but i can send weapons and troops and financial backing LMAO

Good...you're probably going to have to bail some of us out of jail.

hahaha...that was me RPAPTF (ROB PERSONAL A** PROTECTOR TASK FORCE) we can work on title...but you get my drift. LOL

Oh...I'm smellin' what you're steppin' in....We need a headquarters though...

hmmm.

hahaha...I hear yah, we also need recruits and they must be willing to travel.LOL

You know he did ~ friggin fake fans... they must live on the adrenalyn of rushing a person and invading their personal space... 15 minutes of fame and all that.... I will CRUSH her with my FROZEN FISH!

...and don't forget your chinese stars cookies....

YES! We should start baking now, so we are not bombarded later with retaliation shut down.

I can't cook for sh*t but can I bring along a box of Cookie Crisp
cuz thats how I'm gonna leave her hair!!!
You know what I gonna wip out the the sharpie and baggies any way
Ugh!

You go get the razor blades....I'll start baking!

I know, their is no way they are real fans of his, if they were they would respect him and give him space...there are boundaries skanks! Show some respect!

You said it Indies...the second i saw the title i just said the same!!!

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ your name change!

I love it Nic!

Well i wanted to use the word bi*ch, but i though i'd get banned LMAO

*HUGS*
is that like a.. club kind of name.. and can I join?
*fingers crossed*
lmao

Yes :)

There in no club without you :) LOL

It's perfect!

hahaha...actually, what I really said had a lot of profanities in it....I had to clean it up a bit...but I know what you mean. LOL

I have a question and fogive me if its a stupid one....
can you actually see the curse words
becouse I once said one "accidentanlly" and in less than a second I was moderated.
and heres another stupid one lol
can you see as we type???lol
though I doubt you'd answer that if its true :D
And one last one hahaha
has anyone ever ask these before? :-D:-D:-D
And forgive me one again but how are you doing? <3

It's not stupid, but it does make me laugh, i find them funny. But yes, we do see everything you type once you submit, but not "as you type", at least i dont. hahaha

I dont know if anyone has asked before, but it's the first time someone has asked me. :)

ROTFLMAO!
*wipes forehead and sighs deeply*
Thank God for that!
this is kinda like my mind filter.
Some times I write some things but catch them in the nick of time if I don't really want to display it.
But I was still a little worried that my typing still could be seen.
(I'm pretty sure you guys would be laughing your a$$e$ off)
¿¿hmmm???
*taps temple*
LMAO

Mine too Indies :) LOL

I can imagine you R rated version :) *wink*

hahaha...I love your extended name. LMAO!

Yeah.....she'd on the taze list for sure :) lol

Well lets get the Team Tazer Friz Chick Members on the move.....

I'm ready!

TTFC is in full effect!

I'm loving it! I'm so a member! LOL

Making badges. LOL

Is prepared to receive my badge...

And my tazor...

And i'm still bringing the Aqua Net and Blow Torch!

LMAO! *making YOUR badge now* hahaha

You know he did!! It freaked everyone out!!
I'm soooooo glad at least now he has some protection.
I'm telling ya ladies, he's going to go into hiding or something. This crazy frizzy haired chic has really messed up. Now, if a fan got a chance to meet him, he probably will be hesitant and scared.

yeah people need to calm the hell up around him.

He will go into hiding...this is the whole Leo thing after Titanic but to an even worse level...he disappeared...Rob will too...I guarantee it.

How can he get taken for a serious actor when he is having a mob of screaming girls follow him. If I was director I would see him as a cash cow only for his looks, screw his acting because any director now knows if you have RPatz in a film it will make millions at the box office even if its dud film.

I hope he does go away....not because of what happened because if he wants to be taken seriously as an actor he need to lose these crazy fans.

Those are some strong words but if thats what it takes than I will be willing to miss him. Its a shame what its come down to 'police'. I don't know Robert I would like to think that he is stronger than Leo. In my eyes he is more laid back more, out going he "somewhat" more relax and happier than Leo was in his days. But unfortunatlly Robs flaw is what we love mostly about him and its that hes so sweet and some stupid females are messing with what we love. I wont say I love him as much as I care for him but I do love him so, that people look at me like I'm a nut
*lol<---with a broken heart*
but if he goes into hidding well, I'd blow him a kiss and say untill I see you again.....

aww bless...

I wasn't trying to be mean...but seriously I can't help but compare him to Leo in his heyday and the after effect of Titanic. Leo's had what 2-3 oscar nominations...if those are the steps that Rob wants to follow and get the Oscar nomination rather than a MTV popcorn award then I just feel he kind of has to disappear for a short while for all this hoopla to calm down. I don't think he wants to be considered as a cash cow and I remember reading an interview with him about how he was annoyed at everyone going on about his hair and not the movie...so you can see that it is bugging him.

I feel for the guy I really do.

I agree TSH.
I've been saying for a while that Rob needs to stay well clear of the "good looking romantic "lead for a bit.

he needs to show he can act, and not just be a pretty face.

Still think he would be perfect in a Quentin Tarintino flick!

I wish I could feel the guy...

*imagination runs wild*

you and me both sister!!!

it wasn't mean- Not at all!!!
dont even say that!!!
don't make me go Bad A$$ Edward on you lol.
It was truthful- painful, but truthful.
And I do think is a he is a popcorn award kind of guy ..lol..he could care less.
But he does deserve all the success he can get. So I hope he could just look passed it all
*ILM hugs TSH *

*boob and booty bump* back at ya sister!

OH I completely agree. Except I think this is worse for Rob with the internet, TMZ, youtube, camera phones, and the paparazzi are even worse.
The obsession with Leo is nothing compared to this.

He will go into hiding or dare I say it.....stop acting all together and become a musician.

your right.. and to say the truth Rob seem a bit stronger than Leo emotionally
'emotionally'<-hope it does'nt become my famous last words.
And I think that would be a great idea to just stick to music if it calms his fame, fan wise. Hes wonderful at it and would be equally as successful.

My last hope is that Rob doesn't start only dating super models like Leo! Us real girls are so much better!

Um... he already said he liked Miranda Kerr of corse it couldn't just be any super model but a Victoria Secret super model. To bad shes taken Rob !!!
I still wish the Robsten rumors were true though.

Well it's settled...my life goal is now to be a super model...and I'm off!

Really he liked Miranda! Well thats one idea of what he likes...Aussies!! that or its the underwear model thing... :S ?
LOL

Guess he likes what he cant have!

yes it is a lot worse for him...good luck to him is all say...

*get Bean's army together and starts hunting for frizzy git*

I know....poor Rob, this is exactly why that hag is now #1 om my most wanted list!

She's at the top of my list too Indies. I'm sure she's on everyone's list now.
Beware Frizzy Haired Chick! I will never ever call her a fan. I really hope she comes to this website and feel our wrath.

Yeah, we'll be sure to make her regret that move!

Indies...apparently they cant do their job!!!!! We are just going to have to step in a take over and protect that beautiful specimen of a man!!!!

I will happily beat the sh*t out of anyone who tries to touch him.....with the exception of you and me, or course!!!!

LMAO!!!

Wow, it's been forever i love rob...I thought we lost you to your own life!

I'm in on this team....!!!!


If I protect him does that mean I am allowed to cop a feel?!

gah... i would nevver have the heart to go and basically mob him... i can see it now

FRIZZY HAIRED CHICK CHECKS IN TO THE MENTAL FACILITY ALONG WITH THE "BODYGUARDS"

LOL

LMAO! We'll have to take that into consideration...and get back to you. LOL

Please do!!!

haha

Patience....patience...LOL

Well, he may need a body search, but I'll gladly do that for him. :)

get in line sister....

*looks over shoulder to make sure Tay isn't there*

"sorry Tay I just want to compare who's got the biggest...."

"Yes I know you're a wolf"

"Yes I know that means your HUGE in all area's ....I just want to check...thats all!"

Somebody CALL A MODERATOR-Oh...Ugh...TSH please moderate yourself!! LMAO!

Seriously though I have checked the two packages concerned and it looks to me like RPattz has definately the longer lunchbreak if you get me...

LOL...I can't help myself...but I will be careful....or at least try!!

OMFG you wish about the lunchbox

The Wolf Men are more than just wolves in all areas!!!

Now there's an idea!

An all female security detail!

Rob ponders.......... "Who is worse, my security detail or the crazed fans? Somebody get me outa here!"

Actually, an al female security team is a GOOD idea! I think women would be so much more protective of him than the men are...

Oh us biacthes can get our claws out on the the rest of them!!!!

hahahaha HE'S MY HUSBAND I CAN TOUCH HIM TOOO!!! PLEASE!!!!!
ooh and if those girls and rob's bodygaurds dn't protect my baby i will go psycho on them!!!
*girlie giggle*

hahaha....Yes dear, we are a TEAM!

I love you! :)

Bout time they take to proper steps 2 take care of him. Those girls r crazy...people like them make us true fans look insane!!!

Damn it! That's just gonna make it harder for me to get to him! lol, jokes!

lol, if we part of the guard luv, we can get as close to him as we want...his bodyguards seem to be trained to get a tight personal hold around him (wink)...lol

bless his bodyguards for real~keep Robert safe!

finally they get him some security!!

poor Rob! I love him. but sersiouly, ppor guy

I agree. My heart goes out to him. I'm a big fan but I feel awful for him.

3rd!?

3rd. :)
Good for RPattz, he needs all the security he can get!

2nd yay!.....People are NUTS...that's why they think all fans are like them

Haha okay I'll celebrate.

*Does a Cartwheel*
*Cool break-dancing move*
Ends with *Not-so cool Sprinkler Arm Dance*..LOL

Celebrat it girl...celebrate. LOL

lol!

i love him

LMAO a grey face and you never said FIRST!!

OE would be so proud!! LOL

Tee hee...

Although I thought the "I love him..." was the perfect response to that post...

Oh it was but it just made me giggle seeing she hadn't put FIRST like everyone else does....the grey alien faces just don't get it!

It was sweet... but a bit of a waste...

I'll say it for her...

FIRST!

LOL :D

If you loved him you would register and get an Avatar Mrs grey face :)

LOL

LMAO!!

Nice!

*still giggling*

who doesnt love him