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Robert Pattinson: Hottest Bachelor, 30 Hottest Stares Video

by Will on June 17, 2009 · View Comments

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Robert pattinson 30 hottest stares people eligible bachelor

People Magazine has named Robert Pattinson one of their Hottest Bachelors of 2009, and they’ve created a crazy morphing 30 Hottest Stares of Robert Pattinson video to go along with it. I’m hypnotized!

[thanks, Crazy4Cullens!]

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1 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:03 am

1st

2 ClareB 06.17.09 at 10:04 am

tt

3 allaboutedward 06.17.09 at 10:06 am

THIRD??

4 Avital 06.17.09 at 10:07 am

He's beautiful…

5 Ashleyfan 06.17.09 at 10:12 am

5th!

6 JoUK 06.17.09 at 10:12 am

Can I download them stares anywhere!
Unicorns all round I think!

7 EnglishCullen 06.17.09 at 10:12 am

he's too hot for words!

8 EnglishCullen 06.17.09 at 10:13 am

congrats on first!
way to stop the greyfaces!!
:)

9 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 10:13 am

More Rob….god i am soooooo bored of this guy…..Rob blah blah Rob

Yaaawwwwn

Chill Only joking!!!!!!! More Rob woooooooo

*strips off and does naked dance infornt of PC* LOL

10 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 10:14 am

YAY Indies!!!

*does running man for Indies*

11 londonalozzy 06.17.09 at 10:14 am

In all my 21 years on this earth I never encountered such a good looking guy and I dont think 4 as long as I live that I will ever find any1 as attractive as Rob. He truly is one of a kind, no one comes close.

12 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 10:14 am

Um… i hope it was rob that gave you the unicorn and not just being first….

LMAO

13 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 10:15 am

Love the morphing stares video! I'll be replaying that if anybody needs me.

14 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:15 am

Oh I saw the vid…I should sue People Mag, seriously, there should have been a warning of some kind, the things that vid did to me should not happen to a girl at work…now where is plastic seat cover?! LOL

15 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:16 am

hahaha…you scared me for a minute….*breathing DEEPLY* LOL

16 ♥Luvsthacoldnhotguys♥ 06.17.09 at 10:17 am

OME!!! that has to be the best video i have ever seen… he is so f*cking gorgeous!!!!

17 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:17 am

Thanks!

18 ScarletI 06.17.09 at 10:17 am

Ok…creepy dish set up guy needs to hurry up and leave….and STOP WATCHING ME!

Ladies…If I disappear, send for help.

19 jillian_is_team_swiss 06.17.09 at 10:17 am

dang, i'm sad i can't watch the vid of Rob's hottest stares…

crooked smile + wicked blue eyes doing the brooding stare + scruff + sex hair = HAWT Rob

20 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:18 am

You're such a trooper! Thanks, doing the running man with u. hahaha

21 allaboutedward 06.17.09 at 10:18 am

* hands INdiesR a bunch of napkins and some new underwear*

LMAO!!

22 Avital 06.17.09 at 10:19 am

You make me crack up hahaha! quote “*strips off and does naked dance infront of PC*” Ahahaha

23 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:19 am

ROFLMAO! It was the vid of Rob for sure…I wish I had a warning before I watched….I need a hose or a cold shower. LOL

24 crazy4cullens 06.17.09 at 10:19 am

I was surprised & appalled to see that Chace Crawford received top honors of being the hottest bachelor of 2009!! How is that even possible??? EVERYONE knows Rob is THE hottest bachelor. Ugh he was ROBbed!!!

25 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:20 am

Thanks! I really needed that! LMAO!

26 EnglishCullen 06.17.09 at 10:20 am

lmao!!!

that video is proper amazing though!

27 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 10:20 am

Hey, better than the grey faces getting it!!!!

28 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 10:20 am

LMAO!!! Had your caffein then? :)

29 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:20 am

LMAO! Naughty! hahaha

30 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 10:21 am

You don't know how close you were to getting fish slapped!

LMAO!

31 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 10:22 am

LOL

Gotcha……it's ok….*pats indies on back*

I could look at him ALL day :) Nice video :)

He MUST play a fan fiction version of Edward or i'll never be truely happy LOL

32 allaboutedward 06.17.09 at 10:22 am

My fav fav fav Edward montage is this one though…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_dWyEz2gos

33 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:23 am

hahahahaha… hilarious!

34 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 10:23 am

Oh well…..my livingroom window isn't overlooked so i should be ok…..unless the postma……..oh crap

LOL

35 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:23 am

Dont get me started on this…I'm having a good day, I'm just going to enjoy the fact that i have Rob post and upload that vid to every media outlet I own!

36 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 10:24 am

LMAO

Fish slapped……that sound a bit stinky but not really very scary LMAO

37 allaboutedward 06.17.09 at 10:24 am

*falls on floor after second sentence*

38 Kim1524 06.17.09 at 10:24 am

Holy S**T!

This is my new official favourite video!!

*bookmarks page*

But how is he not the hottest bachelor of 2009? Chace Crawford, yeah he's hot but come on, hotter than Rob? I don't think so!!

39 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:25 am

OMG! Evey fanfic I read, I imagine him…I wouldnt want it any other way. LOL

40 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 10:27 am

Yup….

Hanging second bag of IV caffeine as we speak LMAO

41 Spunk Ransom "Spunkie" 06.17.09 at 10:28 am

**fans self**

OMG that is hot!!!!!

I love scruffy Rob – makes me tingle *wink*

Most of the looks he had that “come hither” look that makes me melt!!!!!

42 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:29 am

OMG! That is hawt too…i just love his laugh. *swoon*

43 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 10:29 am

LMAO!! It's only sexy when there are riding crops involved!

44 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 10:29 am

Oh yesssss…..yesssssss

It makes it so much better lol :) *fans self*

45 crazy4cullens 06.17.09 at 10:29 am

Sorry Indie… **takes deep breath & watches video again to calm down**

Aaaaaahhhh much better. I will have to use this everytime I get worked up over something.

46 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 10:29 am

Clearly we did not get the link so we could vote on this … otherwise it would have ended VERY differently. ;)

47 catherinelluc 06.17.09 at 10:30 am

LMAO I didn't forgot that ideia yet….still thinking of a plan :D

But still, you would've to tie yourself to the seat while watching it right?? LOL

48 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 10:30 am

HA!!! I read that as … kinky… not stinky…

LMFAO!

49 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 10:31 am

*hangs bronze medal over AAE's neck*

Wear it with pride, my friend.

50 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 10:32 am

LMAO :) I needed a change….

We alway get on the Rob posts and chatter away like a bunch of Paris Hiltons..

Robs…like….sooooo hawwtt :) LMAO

AND HE IS!! But sometimes i have a nightmares where i am condemed to speak like paris hilton forever LOL

51 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:32 am

That's my plan exactly. Saved to favorites. LOL

52 allaboutedward 06.17.09 at 10:33 am

Hot hot hot!!
I L-O-V-E his laugh toooooooo!! That little wonky grin just before he says “I could always make you” FLOORS ME!!!

I have it on my i-pod for long train journeys…

*looks at pile of fines from train company re soiling seats*

53 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 10:34 am

You need to calm down on the fan fic intake !!!!!! LMAO

54 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 10:34 am

Nic! you seem to be doing the naked dance a lot these days! :D I think you dropped sth! *hands Nic her underwear* there you go :D

55 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 10:35 am

*shouts from the distance* hey Indies!!… Charlie's hotter than Rob!!! *runs away* :D

56 crazy4cullens 06.17.09 at 10:36 am

CLEARLY. I think it was fixed so that Rob didn't win EVERY contest for being the hottest, sexiest, best unicorn giving son-of-a-b***** this year!

57 allaboutedward 06.17.09 at 10:36 am

Better than PEREZ hilton!!!

I noticed myself talking like Bella one day and couldn't snap out of it, I was twitching and everything… weird…

58 jillian_is_team_swiss 06.17.09 at 10:36 am

agreed! and Brody Jenner, Common higher up than Rob? WTF?!

59 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 10:36 am

Nic, do you absorb the coffee I gave you THROUGH THE IV? :D
hmm need to try that ;)

60 allaboutedward 06.17.09 at 10:37 am

WHO THE HELL IS CHACE CRAWFIRD????

*bangs fist on table*

61 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 10:38 am

Oh yeah…..chain me up for the safety of myself and others while i watch that LOL

62 AshleyAnne5 06.17.09 at 10:38 am

hahaha ROBbed! very nice and I have to agree, Rob is the best!

63 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 10:39 am

yeah! and he SPARKLES!!! ha! you deal with THAT, Chace!!! :D

64 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:39 am

oh…thanks for the reminder *download to Ipod* when i get home. hahaha

65 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 10:39 am

It's ok….

I like going comando now :) Rob showed the way :)

*gets dressed and tucks thong into back pocket*

66 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 10:40 am

*gives Indies thumbs up and a jealous look* :)

67 HeartTheCullens 06.17.09 at 10:40 am

lol……. how exactly does one go about speaking like Bella?

do you want to tell me aboout it? how did tht make you feel?

*raises eyebrow* ok… now just place this warm washcloth on your forehead and lie back AAE………

haha

68 Nina 06.17.09 at 10:41 am

LOve the video! yummy!

69 rpattz_dreamer 06.17.09 at 10:42 am

So not fair I am at work and my stupid work computer is not letting me view the video.

I will have to wait until I get home tonight and that its not becuase I am in the UK that I can't view it.

I need my fix of Rob.

70 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 10:43 am

He's the hottest teenage raging hormone mother f*cker I've ever met!

71 allaboutedward 06.17.09 at 10:44 am

LOL! I was pausing alot and twitching and had an american accent – caused a lot of consternation in work actually!

72 RobismyRomeo 06.17.09 at 10:44 am

I have such a hard time imagining our darling Rob as Bad @$$ Edward… though I wouldn't mind seeing a bad @$$ rob..

*thinks about it*

ahh. yes.

73 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 10:49 am

LOL :)

*wink* It's the best way LOL

74 Dutchiegirl 06.17.09 at 10:49 am

Now now, there there, calm down girl. Had too much coffee today? Hope you're not in the office …

75 Lauriepr 06.17.09 at 10:49 am

I cant find words to describe this video..

OMG OMG OMG!!

76 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 10:52 am

hmmmmmm….. yyyyyeeeeaaahhhhhh……

Naughty, naughty mouth Rob….. keep talking!

77 Rob_is_my_Kryptonite 06.17.09 at 10:52 am

Of COURSE ROB is the Hottest Bachelor! Is it bad I want him to make next year's Bachelors' list?

78 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 10:52 am

*runs after joanna with frozen fish*

OH NO YOU DI-ENT!!!!

79 IWANT2BSPARKLY2 (CiggyRob) 06.17.09 at 10:52 am

I have no problem thinking of Rob as Bad@$$ Edward..none at all.. check the avatar…

80 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 10:53 am

oh no Nicky, you have to leave them on, so he can RIP THEM OFF!

81 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 10:54 am

No no….but i'd dance naked there too…….i'm usually alone there :) LOL

Not enough coffee….yet… LOL

82 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 10:56 am

*glances at the frozen fish and speeds up*

*gets distracted by the sight of Nicnixs running naked in the opposite direction*

*trips and covers her head with her arms* :) OOPS!!

83 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:57 am

Buying my plane ticket NOWI I'm coming over there to beat your butt, you better hide! LOL

84 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:57 am

ROFLMAO!

85 Kim1524 06.17.09 at 10:58 am

Yeah you tell him Jo!! Plus he hasn't got a pair of Ray Bans, loser!!!

lmao

86 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 10:58 am

wave the thong in the air, that way he'll surely follow! ;)

87 IWANT2BSPARKLY2 (CiggyRob) 06.17.09 at 10:58 am

Holy Lord! That was.. there are no… Oh My Go… So Hot…mmmmmmmmm……
Oh man! I'm gonna have to start bringing a change of panties to work!

88 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 10:58 am

ROFLMAO! I'm really crying from laughter and my sides are starting to hurt…hilarious!

89 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 10:59 am

I prefer to be the ripper than the rippee :) *wink* LMAO

90 Kim1524 06.17.09 at 10:59 am

I know, I call them the bedroom faces, Hot!!

91 FrequentlyDazzled 06.17.09 at 10:59 am

That was possibly the best video I have ever watched. That's all I can say.

92 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 10:59 am

*pounces on joanna and starts slapping her with fish*

YOU TAKE IT BACK JO!! TAKE IT BACK NOW!

*looks back at naked Nicky and laughs*

Oh lord, I really have to start doing something more productive with my time.

93 NessiesMom 06.17.09 at 11:00 am

rob's not only the hottest, he's the fire of all our desires!

…and who the hell's Chace CrawFish? lol

94 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 11:00 am

hahaha…I bet you would love to have some unicorns…admit it! LOL

95 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 11:01 am

I'm going to send you the fan fic I found…. THEN you'll want to leave them on!

96 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 11:02 am

Good God Girl! I only have one pair with me at work! Give a girl a break….hmmmmmmm *legs trembling* LOL

97 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 11:03 am

LOL glad I made you laugh!! and now I need to take a shower – there's frozen fish all over me ;)

98 Dutchiegirl 06.17.09 at 11:05 am

Ok, usually alone huh? What if your boss just walked into the office and you were dancing naked…. Well maybe he would join you in!

*Off to get sixth mug of coffee*

99 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 11:06 am

than slapping me with fish?? YES YOU DEF HAVE TO!! lol
Hey look, it's shirtless Rob!!! *pulls the fish from flpmtree's hand* REVEEEENGEEEE!!!

100 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 11:07 am

hahaha. Put some lime juice in that water…fish smells. LOL

101 Robaholic 06.17.09 at 11:07 am

Oh My…Ummmm…WOW…

*poors bucket of ice water over head*

I'm mesmerized by that video. It was extremely HOT! *drool*

102 Dutchiegirl 06.17.09 at 11:11 am

*Snorts* Bet she does LOL … Is it any good?

103 lyric cullen 06.17.09 at 11:11 am

Wow now that was something, it ALMOST beats the pics with his shirt off, ALMOST !!

104 evi_cullen 06.17.09 at 11:12 am

of course he's the hottest bachelor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!no doubt for this!!!

105 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 11:13 am

OWWwww!!!!

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!!!

*thinks to self* this is what I get for being distracted!

106 ChemicalTwilight 06.17.09 at 11:14 am

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!!!!

There are simply no other words to describe him. As far as im concerned he is the sexiest man alive, those other guys have nothing on him.

Those eyes, that hair, the smile, the body….

*Slips away into ROb fantasy land*

107 Robaholic 06.17.09 at 11:14 am

I don't think that this was an open vote to the public. It couldn't have been. If it was Rob definitely would have won. It must have just been people that worked at the magazine that came up with these men some other way than having everyone vote. Rob should have won!!

108 Kim1524 06.17.09 at 11:14 am

Hey flplm, did you ever find western eddie that was mentioned the other day, I've been looking but can't find it anywhere!

109 Dutchiegirl 06.17.09 at 11:15 am

I Think I want that one as a screen saver… when I'm off for lunch, my colleagues will have something to drool over.

Bet that if I come back for lunch they 're all dancing naked!!

110 Robaholic 06.17.09 at 11:16 am

haha.. I'm sure they just might be! I know I thought about it…lmao

111 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 11:17 am

*smells self* EWWW!
*goes to buy limes* *stops to think and adds white rum to her shopping list* – I'll take an opportunity and make mojitos ;)

112 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 11:19 am

it's REALLY good…. !!!!

113 snuffiesnoop 06.17.09 at 11:19 am

Okay so what is the deal with unicorns? Could someone let me in on the secret? I've been trying to figure it out! lol

And its driving me crazy!

114 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 11:20 am

I did! She posted the link! I don't know if she ever got moderated but I snagged the link before it could happen… it's a bit tamer than the others, but still a really good story…. let me know if you want it.

115 its_R_Pattz_baby 06.17.09 at 11:21 am

those looks and stares. and Kim yes, the perfect name for all his sexy sexy stares is bedroom faces. he is hot hot hot. burning hot. steaming hot.

*goes and shoves head in freezer*

116 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 11:22 am

LMAO I see what you sent :) I have it :) LOL

I was reading twi-porn way before Effing LMAO

117 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 11:23 am

LMAO! Stop it! You're killing me! hahahaha

118 Kim1524 06.17.09 at 11:25 am

Damn it I missed it, yes please, email is k.jd@btinternet.com thanks :D

119 Dutchiegirl 06.17.09 at 11:28 am

Eeehmmm….. can you give any clues?

120 limonpower 06.17.09 at 11:32 am

frozen fish????
that's got to hurt!!!!

121 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 11:36 am

yeah! LOSER!! :)
aww I just remembered how badly I want Ray Bans!!! ;)

122 RobismyRomeo 06.17.09 at 11:37 am

I can't believe I didn't think about a video of all the Rob faces. Genius!

Thank you “30 hottest stares of Robert Pattinson”- for making me even more of a slacker at work than I already am!

123 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 11:40 am

hahaha not gonna happen! I know my territory, I can hide! plus, I still have that fish I stole from flplmtree ;)

124 RobismyRomeo 06.17.09 at 11:41 am

shamwow alert!

125 RobismyRomeo 06.17.09 at 11:42 am

ciggyrob.. swearing..leather jacket..

ok. you have helped me to imagine Rob as B.A.E.

*fans self*

did it just get hot in here???

126 IWANT2BSPARKLY2 (CiggyRob) 06.17.09 at 11:44 am

Attention Big Wigs over at People Mag… Whoever made this delicious video needs to get a raise… PRONTO!!

127 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 11:45 am

Urghh…you should see my boss :) lol

128 TeamRotation (Meg1) 06.17.09 at 11:45 am

Yeah, stupid work! They “ban” us from viewing most videos (except access.. ?), entertainment news, myspace, etc. etc. Idiots. What do they think I'm going to do? Surf the internet when I should be working? Oh wait……. already do that. heh.

129 IWANT2BSPARKLY2 (CiggyRob) 06.17.09 at 11:49 am

Would you like CiggyRob avatar to blow on all your hot places?? I might let you borrow him if its an emergency…NOT!!

130 i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly) 06.17.09 at 11:49 am

LOL
Get your mind out of the gutter, flplmtree!

131 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 11:50 am

LMAO!!!!

132 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 11:51 am

hmmmm, business Edward, assistant Bella….. hijinx ensure…. :)

133 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 11:54 am

I am shocked you were wearing any clothes at all to strip off…

I just think they get in the way when I am looking at Pattinson. LOL

134 RobismyRomeo 06.17.09 at 11:54 am

*blushes*

**blushes profusely**

why do you build me up, buttercup? just to let me down, and mess me around.

LOL

sharing is caring ciggyrob- i would like a mixture of your avatar, and my girl flpimtree's. Cigs.. unicorns.. that's all i'll ever need.. LMAO

135 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 11:56 am

That…. was …. AWESOME!

Love the whole opening the door repetitively at the beginning…. LOL… I could watch that one over and over too!

136 i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly) 06.17.09 at 11:57 am

LOL
At least he showed up!

“The cable guy is missing in action.
Apparently he's gonna be there between 8AM and my death.”

137 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 11:59 am

LMAO….i can find porn like a vampire finds paper cuts :) LMAO

138 giggsy_girl 06.17.09 at 11:59 am

Chace(wtf really?!?) is no1,the rest is in random order

139 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 11:59 am

WOW!!

HOTTIE!! lol

That was still not as good as that “sex on fire” video that I seen the other day!!

Now THAT video gets you going!!

Yummy!!

**goes off to watch People video and SOF video again**

140 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 11:59 am

*plots with RIMR to take ciggyrob for naught purposes*

141 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 12:01 pm

Hello!!!!!!!!!!!

*slaps Effing on the @ss*

Nice to see you :)

142 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 12:02 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*lying on floor in pain from laughter*

LOVE IT!

143 IWANT2BSPARKLY2 (CiggyRob) 06.17.09 at 12:02 pm

And then worst of all
You never call baby
When you say you will
But I love you still …LOL!
I love that song!
I'm sorry I cant share.. I am a selfish biotch!

144 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 12:03 pm

Like that :) Your a classy chick LOL

145 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 12:03 pm

EFFING!!!!!

146 pauline76 06.17.09 at 12:03 pm

really? cause i am a little…. lol no kidding

147 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 12:03 pm

**rubs a$$ where Nicky slapped it**

well…I WAS going to get some coffee to wake up, but that works just as well!!

LOL

148 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 12:04 pm

LMAO :) I missed this comment earlier :) You are on a roll :) LMAO

149 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 12:05 pm

FLPLMTREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

see? I put more exclamation points, clearly I am more excited to see you than you are to see me.

LOL
;)

150 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 12:05 pm

no f*cking clue….but I hate him already…

lol

151 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 12:06 pm

ROTF……

152 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 12:06 pm

So many fan fics, so many new and fun to use phrases!

153 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 12:06 pm

LMAO!!!!

Nice!!

154 alipattinson 06.17.09 at 12:07 pm

omg!!!!!! i was under his freakin sexy stares!!!!!! i was in a trance after that for about like two miutes!!!!!!

155 nicnixs-Team Tazer Friz Chick 06.17.09 at 12:09 pm

Good!!!!

Don't worry i brought the after care kit with me ROFT

*hand Effing some lotion*

156 Kimberlina 06.17.09 at 12:10 pm

Are we following through on the plan today? I am!

157 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 12:11 pm

*crosses arms over chest, tapping foot, raised eye brow*

Always gotta one up me don't ya, Effing….

158 Kimberlina 06.17.09 at 12:11 pm

Oooh, such a build up Indies! It's too bad I have to wait until I'm home to watch this, but I'll prepare my seat with a plastic cover before I watch!!

159 Kimberlina 06.17.09 at 12:12 pm

Ok I pulled up my fist ready to strike on the first sentence…but it has been lowered…whew, that was a close one Nic!

160 Kimberlina 06.17.09 at 12:13 pm

Oh…what is this??!?!??!?!?!?!

161 Kimberlina 06.17.09 at 12:13 pm

I hope I didn't miss the @ss slapping!!!

162 I'm not scared of you 06.17.09 at 12:13 pm

Any of you ever see The Covenent? He plays Tyler. He'll be doing footloose too.

**for all those not approving of the not avatar *grey face* sorry**

163 Kimberlina 06.17.09 at 12:14 pm

Oh man, this isn't fair! I can't watch this until I go home *stamps foot on floor* WHY???

164 giggsy_girl 06.17.09 at 12:14 pm

Got it! Thanks. RT @peoplemag The gallery on site isn't in order – other than Chace being No. 1. Nearly 50 guys in the issue, on stands Fri!

robpattznews

165 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 12:14 pm

Trust me…she can never stop at just one. She is just getting started…

lol

166 Kimberlina 06.17.09 at 12:15 pm

I went to buy some Ray Bans 2 months ago and none looked good on me…settled for Mau Jims…sometimes I regret it…

167 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 12:15 pm

LMAO!!

Um..whatever do you mean, dear??

**looking at flplmtree with innocent eyes**

168 ScarletI 06.17.09 at 12:17 pm

WOO HOOO!!!!

He's FINALLY GONE!!!…and NOW I HAVE DVR!!!

*doing the hotdog dance*

Sorry about your cable guy…you can watch dish with me…and now I never have to miss any of my shows ever again.

169 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 12:17 pm

kay….thanks….

now…register and get a friggin avatar…

lol

170 4thewolf 06.17.09 at 12:17 pm

*sneaks in wearing tight “save the olympic wolf tank” and looks up*
Sparkly..what did you do????
You just wrote the um..words and blew our cover..
Pimsy and i are gonna have to come up with another code.
*winks at Ciggy. Hey baby, you are smokin' hot today*
*winks at Sparkly2″ and sneaks off whispering
“bye Sparkly, I catch you when we can come up with a new byword”
lol

171 allaboutedward 06.17.09 at 12:19 pm

LMAO…

I'm reading wide awake, rumour has it YOU wrote it? Is that true?

172 4thewolf 06.17.09 at 12:20 pm

*stalks in to see nixnix slap Effing_*
*begins laughing uncontrollably..*
See, I told you you'd find someone who like it..
*pulls self up from floor and begins to walk away, but bursts out laughing uncontrollably again*
You are too much, nixy!
lol

173 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 12:21 pm

*rolls eyes*

Pa-leeeeze!

But I digress… On to business… here, take this napkin so that when you watch the video you don't drool and leave stains on your nice top….

*hands Effing a roll of extra absorbant napkins*

174 cadiluvsRobPatz 06.17.09 at 12:21 pm

i just can't get enough of looking @ this guy..:D

175 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 12:22 pm

No…I am not creative enough to write a whole damn story. LOL

and BTW…you cannot post the titles or links on here because of underage people….so, be careful from here on out…don't wan you getting in trouble…

176 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 12:22 pm

And we care about this, why?

PS – GET REGISTERED!

177 4thewolf 06.17.09 at 12:23 pm

S!!T!!!A!!L!!K!!E!!R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I put more in AND i was more creative about it…
*smirk*
*stops momentarily to press ice to burning lips*
I downright missed you at the blurpsloding cow session this morning…
And now I'm so over it.
LOSER!!
enjoy your day..
lol

178 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 12:23 pm

LOL.

179 allaboutedward 06.17.09 at 12:23 pm

Isn't he just so sexy… I've been quite worried about the NEW CONTACTS in New Moon… it was the dark brown eyes that got me hooked… and I do prefer him as Edward… don't know yet if I actually fancy Rob himself…

*ducks thrown tomatoes*

180 ScarletI 06.17.09 at 12:23 pm

Ok nic…it looks that you have a minion/stalker chasing you and lick-ing…oops…I meant like-ing you!

181 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 12:23 pm

Yes AAE… silly girl….

*deletes comments with fan fiction titles in them*

182 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 12:23 pm

LMAO!!!

Oooh… I love the after care….

Where is the jacuzzi??

LOL

183 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 12:24 pm

dang, I never realized it before…. but you really ARE a slacker! ;)

184 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 12:25 pm

LMAO!!

Nice presentation! lol

and what cow session? Clearly I have not been here long enough to read all the good posts yet…point me in the right direction…Although I am assuming that it will be in the Kellan post… lol

185 ScarletI 06.17.09 at 12:26 pm

And easy on the lotion….I can tell you from personal experience that things can get….TOO slippery and people end up flying into walls.

Try explaining THAT to the ER nurse!

186 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 12:26 pm

LOL

Thanks…you know I am always running out.

lol

187 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 12:27 pm

LMAO years of thong-waving experience… :D

188 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 12:27 pm

W…. what the…..

You did NOT just say that…..

That's it AAE!! Bend over, I'm gonna flog you, like you've never been
flogged before!!!

*rolls up sleeves and retrieves flogger from the closet*

189 -Kay- 06.17.09 at 12:27 pm

I am sooo Loving this video!!!

Oh God you couldn't have made him any sexier.

190 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 12:28 pm

DAmn woman!!

over 1200 points!!

You go girl!!

**bows down to Nicky's awesomeness**

191 -Kay- 06.17.09 at 12:29 pm

that “sex on fire” vid was too damn hot

192 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 12:29 pm

it did!!! *mutters to self* those Rob girls… pure aggression!! ;)

193 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 12:30 pm

LMAO!

194 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 12:30 pm

I am telling you what…that thing made me go thru about 4 pairs of panties!! LOL

195 ferni 06.17.09 at 12:31 pm

mmmm im liking all this robbie

196 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 12:31 pm

look again Nic, it's Rob on his thong-quest, dressed up as a postman! :D

197 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 12:32 pm

stop bluffing, I TOOK YOUR FISH! :D

198 4thewolf 06.17.09 at 12:32 pm

Yes, it starts 6 comments down under Howl's in Kellan photoshoot. Can you count to six? It's this many fingers..
*holds up 8* I think.. I mean..uh.. never mind.. I need to get some more ice.. my lips are on FIRE..
bet Jake would like that.
LOL

199 IWANT2BSPARKLY2 (CiggyRob) 06.17.09 at 12:34 pm

**Ciggy winks back at Wolf girl while ogling tight tank**
Hey! Stop flagrantly flirting with my avatar!! Geez I'm right here you know..
**Lightly slaps Ciggy Rob avatar and pulls his bronze locks**
Yeah I know how he likes it…..

200 ZhYO 06.17.09 at 12:35 pm

ooooooh babyyyyyyyyy!!!

201 jaypat 06.17.09 at 12:35 pm

Nic….you took the words right out of my mouth.

202 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 12:36 pm

Well, I was angry when I lef the jalepeno lip gloss…did you get the melon lipgloss by the computer or just completely ignore that along with my throwing-rocks-at-a-window Romeo-like gesture?!??!?!
 
lol

203 ScarletI 06.17.09 at 12:36 pm

Ok…I'm so effing pathetic.

I FINALLY get to watch the video…

I watch like 2 secs..blacked-out and had to start over again.

MMMmmm… I love scrub-face Rob…soooo sexy.

204 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 12:38 pm

Good, cause you are gonna need it! LOL

I guess you are feeling better and back at work?! :)

205 4thewolf 06.17.09 at 12:39 pm

*looks around for Howl* and then whispers to Sparkly..

I wasn't purposely trying to flirt.. the tight tank was for my Olympic wolf expedition.. but hey.. if Ciggy likes to look, far be it from me to take away any pleasure of his.. even if he is a vamp..

*stares, breathless and Ciggy and his bad-boy look*

Um.. I can babysit him if you need to go somewhere. We've been kinda dry on wolf-news lately.

lol

206 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 12:40 pm

Ok….that's just blasphmy! You shouldnt even type that comment!

*keep ducking, I'm still throwing*

207 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 12:41 pm

She deserves that flogging and more! LOL

208 -Kay- 06.17.09 at 12:41 pm

LMAO!!!
Ha! That was Rob porn without sex LOL..
and much better

209 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 12:41 pm

Girl I have a whole FREEZER full of frozen fish for slapping!!!

210 giggsy_girl 06.17.09 at 12:44 pm
211 4thewolf 06.17.09 at 12:44 pm

*reddens slighlty and checks pocket of too-tight explorer shorts for saved rocks*
Umm.. yah, I guess I noticed..
*shrugs casually*
*smiles beautifully* and I LOVED the miss-you-Melon lip gloss, but I”m trying to build up a lip resistance to this stuff. 1. because I think I could take down a security guard and one second flat if I pressed my lips on his hard enough with this stuff on and 2.. *blushes* I think the wolves might really really go for the buzz this stuff gives off.
Thanks.
*gives Effing_flirty grin and saunters off*

212 IWANT2BSPARKLY2 (CiggyRob) 06.17.09 at 12:46 pm

Sorry I would have to untie him..uh…we'll be busy for awhile..good lick finding some of the pack! ♥

213 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 12:46 pm

Here, here's some leftover chinese star unicorn cookies – throw these at her too!

214 IWANT2BSPARKLY2 (CiggyRob) 06.17.09 at 12:47 pm

lol!!! I meant to say luck in that reply but I guess lick works too…

215 just_bella 06.17.09 at 12:49 pm

3o hottest stares or ways to reach Robgasm????

HOLY DAMN!!

I was sooo not prepared for this!

**goes off take cold shower**

216 OhEdward 06.17.09 at 12:50 pm

Plus, it's easier to pick up your scent that way. No mistaking your indentity.

217 allaboutedward 06.17.09 at 12:51 pm

No noooooo I fancy ROB but as Edward… Get me? I lurve Rob in Twilight and so pics of him are DEEEEE-lightful!!!

I just don't like watching interviews really cos he doesn't have the edward eyeballs and edward voice.

*wipes tomato juice off face*

218 IndiesR 06.17.09 at 12:51 pm

hahaha. Thank you! You are so on my favorites list! LOL

219 jaypat 06.17.09 at 12:53 pm

LOL!

*more*

220 allaboutedward 06.17.09 at 12:55 pm

Not even TITLES!!! Oops!

I knew about the link thing through being moderated myself… *humiliated*

I am only getting into the world of fanficking… I read a deadly alternative to breaking dawn and was HOOKED!

Now… back to *cookie story*

221 4thewolf 06.17.09 at 12:56 pm

Umm.. have licking on the brain? Well, I'll just take my tongue and head toward LaPush. Hopefully I can put it to good use there. LOL

222 ScarletI 06.17.09 at 12:58 pm

OMG…that video give me the overwhelming urge to install a stripper pole in my room.

223 jaypat 06.17.09 at 12:58 pm

NIC! LMAO~!!! I can't stop laughing!

224 jaypat 06.17.09 at 1:00 pm

Girl, you are cracking me up with the frozen fish!

225 CindysGotOCD 06.17.09 at 1:00 pm

If it was not him the Fanfic would lose its GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR factor… his image is all we need…

*Sits facing Edward Poster while reading*

226 CindysGotOCD 06.17.09 at 1:02 pm

Someone is going to use there big boobs and bump you… be carefull Jo! There coming!

227 just_bella 06.17.09 at 1:04 pm

ok im back but have to go to work!!

Keep enjoying Rob ladies ;)

228 RobismyRomeo 06.17.09 at 1:05 pm

i learn from the best! :0)

229 allaboutedward 06.17.09 at 1:05 pm

LOL!

230 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 1:09 pm

LMAO! And to think it all came about with a typo when I was telling effing a couple weeks ago, that I was banging my FIST, but I wrote FISH instead!! LMAO!

231 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 1:10 pm

SNNNNNNNAP!!!

232 leydylaura_Rob is my Life 06.17.09 at 1:10 pm

lol, i was scared too… wondering what was wrong with her

thank God…. FALSE ALARM!!!

gosh he's soo freaking hot,

all those pics, gosh we want more!

233 CindysGotOCD 06.17.09 at 1:10 pm

Bedroom eyes and that half mouth part where you can just see his teeth… so freaking sexi…. I just watched that 3 times in a row…. it was like he was talking to me…

Come here baby, touch my hair, my lips, crap even my eyebrows

234 HYDEOUT 06.17.09 at 1:18 pm
235 combat 06.17.09 at 1:20 pm

Double Pronto!

236 twiromantic 06.17.09 at 1:24 pm

wow that is pretty funny and a great take on the outrageous craziness that are some of his “fans”

237 Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes 06.17.09 at 1:24 pm

Oh God! That picture is one of those when his mojo was on 110% power haha.
I love his stares, he has one of the most suggestive stares ever. That morphing video was kinda hypnotizing, I think I lost some grey cells watching it lol

238 twiromantic 06.17.09 at 1:25 pm

also – just had a thought – i wonder if they will do a video like that weird kid who did one for britney spears “leave britney alone” hahaha that would be hilarious

239 jaypat 06.17.09 at 1:25 pm

*wiping tears from laughter*
Oh, I wish I saw that.

240 twiromantic 06.17.09 at 1:27 pm

yummy. rob pattinson is yummy.

but didn't anyone else think it was weird how his face like “morphed” from one picture to the next? haha i thought the transitions were funny.

…but still yummy

241 eva6kora 06.17.09 at 1:28 pm

Wow, I mean wow…
*sigh*
Boy, you know how to turn a woman on!
*sigh*

242 Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes 06.17.09 at 1:29 pm

Thanks!
And when we are at that subject…I find this one
http://s422.photobucket.com/albums/pp309/twilig...
to be incredibly sexy…especially in combination with those cuts and bruises.
He should act more often in movies where he gets beaten up haha.

243 Rowan 06.17.09 at 1:43 pm

Wow I'm not the biggest Rob Pattz fan but I gotta admit that was mesmerizing!

244 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 1:59 pm

oh no! do I need to run again?! oh, nevermind, I like running ;)

245 i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly) 06.17.09 at 2:00 pm

*sigh*
Yeah, like I didn't have enough reasons to sit in front of my PC and stare at him all day!
*eyeing HUGE pile of laundry*
Dammit, it'll be a while before I get anything done!
LOL

246 Whitneee (aka Charlie's Angel) 06.17.09 at 2:03 pm

I was gonna say the same thing haha! NO MORE ROB PLEASE FOR TODAY LOL!!!

Gimme a little peek of Charlie's guns or Taylor's body or…… :) k thanks.

247 Whitneee (aka Charlie's Angel) 06.17.09 at 2:04 pm

*takes jo by the arm and skips around the rob lovers declaring that charlie is more delicious*

248 snuffiesnoop 06.17.09 at 2:12 pm

Okay nevermind lol

I have found it I think :D Very good indeed so far.

249 Carol60 06.17.09 at 2:13 pm

It's probably a good thing you couldn't view this Rob video at work. You'd just drool over your computer or faint and that would be a bit difficult to explain.

250 RobismyRomeo 06.17.09 at 2:20 pm

lol, but you know i <3 you like the humans love 'V'.

LMAO

251 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 2:23 pm

H*ll yeah I know!
Back at ya sistah!

252 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 2:30 pm

LOL good point :D however, I was usually waving just for fun ;)

253 Green_Twilight 06.17.09 at 2:32 pm

I agree, so beautiful

254 Green_Twilight 06.17.09 at 2:33 pm

Strangely hypnotic…..

255 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.17.09 at 2:37 pm

yay! a back up! :D
Whit, we should build Charlie a throne from our underwear!!! are you in? :D

256 Catherine 06.17.09 at 2:47 pm

phoar!! i nearly swooned off my sofa… that guy musta hit every single leaf on the 'stopmybreathgorgoeus' tree on the way down.
i could watch that on repeat all day and never get bored.. *sigh*

257 mljhasocd 06.17.09 at 2:54 pm

Hot? YES!!!!!

I LOVE HIM, plain and simple….LOVE HIM

258 Kimberlina 06.17.09 at 2:54 pm

Yes…*sulks* If only I could have felt like crap all week…but I only missed Monday. Now I'm back at work…missing all of the good stuff.

259 Kimberlina 06.17.09 at 2:56 pm

Ok, I'll go prepare my bum!

260 Kimberlina 06.17.09 at 2:57 pm

LMAO!!! OMG that is awesome…and he totally is!

261 Kimberlina 06.17.09 at 2:58 pm

It's ok…can't have the teeney boppers reading that. What would their mothers think??!!

262 Dutchiegirl 06.17.09 at 3:03 pm

Ok, say no more, I know which one that is… When I'm finished with the two other ones, I'm going to start reading this one!

263 TheLionFellInLuvWithCeci 06.17.09 at 3:15 pm

Same here, Indie *wink wink, nudge nudge*
LMAO

264 TheLionFellInLuvWithCeci 06.17.09 at 3:18 pm

*Swoons*
Can somebody tell me where in the world am I? Have I died and gone to heaven!?! OME, I think I have!!! ROB… ROB and more ROB *sighs* Makes my day ANY day!! Agggg this is hard!! I have this weakness for Rob's facial expressions and you give me this video for me to drool over and over and over again??? Oooohh I'm gone… I LOVE it…. woohooo….

265 Jordana_x 06.17.09 at 3:25 pm

Woah. That was a tad bit mesmerising. *-* My breath hitched through out!! So beautiful.

266 allaboutedward 06.17.09 at 3:56 pm

If they are anything like me, it'd be along the lines of “HUBBA HUBBA”

267 Aloha 06.17.09 at 4:06 pm

**watching video***

**speechless**

**faints**

268 Kimberlina 06.17.09 at 4:35 pm

LOL!!! I can't imagine what I would have done had I been 13 and read this…probably scared out of my mind! Far cry from making mud pies and climing trees!

269 Hard_N_Sparkly 06.17.09 at 4:37 pm

THAT VID WAS AWESOME!

270 Hard_N_Sparkly 06.17.09 at 4:38 pm

I COULDN'T AGREE MORE! I swear the way he slightly parts his lips is soo hawt!

271 cutesweetiezzz 06.17.09 at 4:41 pm

LOL

IT WAS!

Soooo much Rob. I think I'm going to take a cold shower now and try to calm down. Haha, like that's possible now.

272 bella425edward4445 06.17.09 at 4:42 pm

LMAO :D

273 Hard_N_Sparkly 06.17.09 at 4:45 pm

k seriously i majorly need the link to this vid..WHERE IS IT!

274 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 4:47 pm

let me see if i can find it….hang on..

275 allaboutedward 06.17.09 at 4:49 pm

No I meant the mothers…

276 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 4:53 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcacur6N1eg
 
BEST F*CKING VIDEO EVER!!!
 
let me know what ya think!! lol

277 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 4:54 pm

okay…that post before is not sex on fire video. but is pretty hot too…still loking for SOF one…will let you know if i find it.

278 breesmom 06.17.09 at 4:59 pm

I liked thar video!!! Hot!!!

279 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 5:01 pm

i know…yummy…

um, can't find the SOF vid…it was like 7 minutes long…trying to remember where i seen it at…dammit. lol

280 Hard_N_Sparkly 06.17.09 at 5:03 pm

OMG THAT WAS FREAKN AMZING WOMAN * drooling on side of mouth*

THAT IS ROBERT EFFING PATTINSON BABY! ..yeah i adore ur profile name :)
SEXIEST MAN ALIVE AWARD RIGHTLY GIVEN!

281 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 5:06 pm

hell yes!!
 
I am gonna have to get with TSH, she sent me the link for that SOF video…I cannot remember where i seen it…but it wasn't on youtube…
 
i will reply to you with the link if i find it!
 
glad you enjoyed that video though…i have watched it umm…more than i care to admit. lol
 
thanks for the kudos on my name!!  :)

282 breesmom 06.17.09 at 5:06 pm

I agree! These polls are so strange, so random sometimes. So, let me get this right, Rob is the most handsome man in the world, best kisser, etc., but not most eligible bachelor? Who voted on this?

283 Hard_N_Sparkly 06.17.09 at 5:10 pm

thank u thank u thank u! perhaps its good i take a break from him awhile.. that last vid was pretty steamy…if this SOF is even hotter than that i might literally just faint lol

284 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.17.09 at 5:13 pm

I don't know…something about Pattinson amongst the wild cats is f*cking hot enough that nothing can top it!!
 
but the SOF vid is longer and has more pics….mmmm….yummy…
 
lol

285 Saxon (aka Charlies Angel) 06.17.09 at 5:23 pm

OMG

I was watching this and could not take my eyes of the hair

LMAO – it reminds me of those toy heads you get where the hair grows and you can cut it and it grows again..you press a button and the hair goes back in!!!!!
ROLFL

286 Twilight_Rox 06.17.09 at 5:38 pm

Ok, that was………uuumm…..at a loss for words!!
It's amazing how this beautiful man keep sending us all to the gutter, and we keep coming back for more! ;)

Rob, you are THE single most beautiful man on this planet, no….in the galaxy!!

*goes to take a cold shower*

287 cannovember20betoday - cn20bt 06.17.09 at 6:13 pm

know wonder he is on that list. he is so freaking sexy. his hair and his eyes. hah. sighing
just had robgasm.
need more rob photos for desktop of macbook. i have a different pic every five second and i have 400 pics and i need some more. so come on vanity fair when are the pics coming out. need them.

288 Robaholic 06.17.09 at 6:20 pm

He is also The Mother F*ckin keeper of the unicorns!

289 flplmtree95 06.17.09 at 6:36 pm

Abso-f*cking-lutely !

290 TheLionFellInLuvWithCeci 06.17.09 at 6:58 pm

I know… *drools*
Please, don't get me started… please!!! lol!!

291 vampire_vixen 06.17.09 at 8:30 pm

lol IndiesR; i am right there with you….i keep seeing his face at the back of my mind when i am reading fan fics….i thought getting off this site for a while was a good idea; but i have been drowning in rob's sexiness by reading all these fan fics and i am in deep..ehehehe

292 JCullen81 06.17.09 at 8:33 pm

I agree… it's my favorite so far…. and I have read a lot in the passed two months.

293 vampire_vixen 06.17.09 at 8:35 pm

i really love this pic of rob..i think this is one of his most sexy look/expression..it's mysterious and so sexy…

*slams fist on table; damn why wasn't he number 1 or 2 dammit*…

294 JCullen81 06.17.09 at 8:37 pm

LMFAO!!!! I could see that written into the story….. ~Edward opens the bottom drawer, reaches in and pulls out a frozen Trout and his favorite riding crop. “Bella, have you ever experienced a trout spanking?”~

295 vampire_vixen 06.17.09 at 8:41 pm

damn he looks hot bruise up…can he ever look bad?..i mean seriously…still looking like a greek god all bruise up..

296 vampire_vixen 06.17.09 at 8:43 pm

more like that was dazzling..i got lost in it.

297 JCullen81 06.17.09 at 8:55 pm

I went through a few coffee IV bags today myself….. LOL, only to find that most of my drunken comments from yesterday were deleted.
LMAO… wow, I must have been bad.

298 JCullen81 06.17.09 at 9:01 pm

Ooh let me tell you… I already have one….. and my cardboard rob is standing in the corner so I can ……… oh wait…..um…. nevermind…LMAO

299 JCullen81 06.17.09 at 9:05 pm

LOL…. yeah…. until the next thunderstorm…. I have dish and I lose picture whenever there is any kind of weather other than sunshine

300 vampire_vixen 06.17.09 at 9:11 pm

this is to rob:

rob baby; i just want to let u know “Your sexxx is on fire!!!!! :) ;
And rob, “i know that u could Use Somebody”, and honey; “it's someone like me;”
because when i look into those gorgeous, sexy intense bedroom eyes; i can “Never think”. I love that intense stare because; not only is your body on fire, your “Eyes on Fire) too..and oh; when u smile; it's dazzles me and every woman on earth. and gosh, it's like you have a natural glow about u; like u sparkle and i swear “I can see your halo; pray you won't fade away.”

301 ScarletI 06.17.09 at 9:12 pm

Careful, JCullen. Paper cuts on your who-ha can really hurt!

302 JCullen81 06.17.09 at 9:12 pm

LMAO…. oh that would be so funny. I hope someone does it.

303 JCullen81 06.17.09 at 9:16 pm

*blushing* hehe… so I found out…..
LMAO!!!

304 5ctBauble 06.17.09 at 9:24 pm

Is this the ONLY list where rob is not number one? and is beaten by a fellow twilight vampire?

305 breesmom 06.18.09 at 12:58 am

Nicnix– I just noticed your new addition to your name and I love it!

Now find that frizzt chick and tazer her already!

306 breesmom 06.18.09 at 1:00 am

Scared me there for a minute!

307 AlmaM1231 06.18.09 at 2:25 am

Thanks for sharing this vid. I really like it! Rob is super sexy as Edward Cullen. But personally I think Rob is even more sexy as himself. <<swoon>>. Just my opinion though, please don't hate me. <<bats eyelashes and pleads with her eyes>> LOL :D

308 AlmaM1231 06.18.09 at 2:29 am

Effing, you always share the BEST stuff! You're freakin' awesome! This video is SUPER SUPER HOTT! If you ever find the link to the SOF vid please, please, please share. <<gets on her knees and begs and pleads with her eyes>> You'll be my favorite person on this site EVER! << winks without shame>> Heehee :)

309 IndiesR 06.18.09 at 4:38 am

hahaha….this cant be healthy, right?! LOL

310 allaboutedward 06.18.09 at 4:58 am

I totally get that because I don't really like watching RPattz interviews because he is so NOT edward cullen and it ruins my fantasy!!

Maybe its just easier to fancy a fictional character – otherwise I'd be on the plane to NEW YORK!!! LOL!!

311 flplmtree95 06.18.09 at 7:29 am

LMAO Cullen!!!! I can definitely see that… and see laughing till my
sides ache during the scene!

312 vampire_vixen 06.18.09 at 6:25 pm

lol..its healthy..ehehe

313 Loribug 06.19.09 at 1:32 am

Yum yum yummy!

314 Loribug 06.19.09 at 6:32 am

Yum yum yummy!

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