Hot as always


Supercali-vamp-alistic-hot-pi-fang-adocious

Oh how I wish I was a ballcap right now so that I could sit atop that glorious head lol

Check this out:

http://robertpattinsonwho.com/

Underneath where Kellen talks about old photos of rob :))) there's also an article about Catherine saying they could be dating .eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and breath eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ahhhhhhhhhhh

I can only think of one way that those jeans could look any better..........

if they were laying in my bedroom floor!!!

;o)

It is impossible for this man NOT to look down right SEXY! Dude! *drool* He's one of the sexiest men alive! ROBGASM.........................................................................

Mmmmmmm! He looks so dreamy.

WHY OH WHY CAN'T I BE IN NYC RIGHT NOW!

now-now.. is it just me or rob looks a little concious with the one taking his picture? a little conscious and a little "pissed off"?? i mean, with his stance??

oh well..

Yeah he does look pissed.....looks like he was trying to hide in those glasses and hat

Not very successful Rob, you cant "hide" someone that HOT!

*Heart stops. Restarts. Stops again. On going process*
OH MY EFFIN EDWARD!!!! ROB POST!!!! YAY *does happy dance* OME I was going through Rob withdrawal... *gasps for air*
*swoons*
He looks so freaken HOT with that cap on... and I thought he couldn't look HOTTER than he already was... oh my sweet Edward!!! Umm... I totally wanna pull him over and give him unstoppable smooches *sighs* I LOVE my sweetie pie... ohhh I missed you Rob... now get over here!!!!

where is he in nyc i need details people i live in nyc i need to see him during the summer!!!!!

HOLY %&*$ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD $&*# !!!!!!!!! he is SO good looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!!! *admires that hole in his pants...what could i do with that?*

he is that is standing next to him?

Ok am I the only one digging the fact that his buddy rocking the Eddie Money t-shirt?

i love r-patz he is soooo sexy :D

thnx soooooooooo much
i missed that boy sooooooo much

where is he in this picture!?!?!?

NY with his friend Tom

OMG. He is SOOOOOOO much hotter in this pic than as Edward. GEtting a hot flash over here LOL. NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WOW! Hot Day-um!!!

*eyes bug out*

Did he get hotter this past week??
Is that even possible?

It's quite cute how he thinks he can hide behind that adorable little hat and those scruffy whiskers. Neeeeever gonna happen my friend! hehe

our rob made the forbes top fastest rising stars when you made it on any forbes list you know you are getting somewhere.
http://www.forbes.com/2009/06/06/the-fastest-ri...

i like the new plaid on him, and love this new hat; he's adorable.
and i swear, i have that same exact shirt he's wearing, well in girl form. it's like babydoll top, with like buttons and all, just like that. so ironic too, i bought it in new york. . . i wonder if we bought it at the same place ! holy mother<3 we have same taste, i may have just died a bit:O !(:

i miss rob. i was having withdrawals. thank god for new pics. lol

Rob its been days!

So good to see your face again. I missed you...

Now why can't someone take a pictures of a street sign so I know exactly where to find you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A little help here please!

my GOD can this man get any hotter?!


oh wait.
he just did

does anyone know where I can find a shooting schedule for Remember Me? I live in NY & would love the chance to see Rob's sexy self in person! All I know is that he'll be in NY till August! And of course I cannot find anything online! :( So if anyone has some info please pass it along, think of all the hottie pics I could post on here! :)

I don't think I'd be brave enough to walk around NYC if I was him. I wonder how many people stalked him all day long.

well helllloooooo Mr. Pattinson

Lovely to see you again.
Truly loving the unkept look! Although, I would prefer to see the jeans as cast offs on the floor, I'm sure I'll like what's underneath a lot more.

*skipping to the cosy spot deep down in the gutter* ..... ah well I feel I am amongst friends.... any cookies left?

Gotta love the young lady standing in the road behind Rob and his friend in the picture. Hope she got her wits about her in time so that a bus didn't run her over!

he looks so cute with that hat...he's cute anyway...

** looks nervoiusly over shoulder**

** decides to admit make the confession out loud**

I THINK TOM IS WAY HOTTER THAN ROB!

**runs into hiding again before rob fans stone me or tear me to shreds**

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Heck yes we'll tear you to shreds......and probably burn the pieces just for fun!!!

WTF are you thinkin???

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **smells the scank out and beat the crap out of her..POW, SLAP, KICK.....what did you say? Uh Huh...thats right scank....ROB ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

Awww RobRocks...how I have missed you.
Do you know its been almost a week sice you called me a scank!
Love you too, scank!

*GASPS*

W...... WHAT? Saxon!?

*confused*

*shakes head, realizes Saxon must be having heat stroke or something*

Would you like some water?

If I was having a stroke it would be of Tom!

*gasps -*
Did i say that out loud!

oooh, now you've done it...

there will be a riot going on in here....

good luck!

**Yikes!**

*hiding till novemeber*

*prepares the rocks for stoning now*

And what would mr. charlie think of your comment??

LMAO

Charlie and I have an agreement..i can get Tom(or a.n. other) when he is
with Jo or Whitnee

*tosses rock up and down with one hand*

I will give you to the count of 30, after that, NO MERCY!!

*giggles*

Truthfully, it's one less person thinking Rob is hot, and one less person we have to fight with to get to him! LOL

I can see the appeal - he has a ridiculously handsome face!
Howver i see him and I still think Cedric...so kinda stops everything in its tracks!

Charlie , on the other hand, I would drop to my knees in front of....

Well hello there Mr Pattinson, although I really missed you it's looking like that few days R'n'R out of the public glare did you alot of good cause you are looking extremely HOT!!

he is dam good lokin
i wan't him in my town !!! right now !!!!

I have to ask... what is "ChupaChupsTeam"? And why don't I get the meaning? ;)

lol i don't know what it meaning i just read it somewhere in one twilight chat :) and btw i like chupachups :)

"ROB PATTINSON IN NEW YORK WITH BALL CAP, WHISKERS, SUNGLASSES, AND RIPPED JEANS"

lol. It's ridiculous how much these little articles make my day!

HEY NOW....
We'd read about the new underwear he purchased if it meant there was a new picture of him up somewhere! ;)

you forgot NEW BLACK SHOES!

ah yes, and the flannel shirt!

the man MUST be a vampire if he was sporting long sleeves out yesterday! it was close to 90s! and with the humidity!

even in NY?

huh? lol

i'm in jersey but i think it was mid-80s yesterday...i'm sure it was just as hot in the city and of course there is 0% breeze...the nasty humidity doesn't help. even if it's mid 70's here, with the humidity factor, it can feel like 90s'-100s and that's not even full blown summer yet! we've already experienced those conditions a few mths back and it was still spring! (thank you global warming!)

Ok Rob please shave that beard off, or come over and ill do it for you. LOL


I guess its easy to get lost in NY, I want to go, but I dont want to wander the streets looking for him like a weird-o.

His been too busy with me to even think of shaving......lmao

I bet he's trying to get into his next character too, looks like he's carying a script around with him.

*raises eyebrow*

Yeah I thought that to. He does look like hes trying to get into character.

I think he looks really good with the stubble! Natural Rob!

yeah and anyway SEXY

me too. very rugged!

I've said it once, and I'll say it again. The only two men that can possibly pull off the plaid and STILL look good:

1) Rob Pattinson
2) Elmer Fudd

ROTFLMFAO!!!

WTF RIMR!!?!?!?!? LOL!

Now I have picture of Rob in my head, tip toeing to to the bed, leaning over me, and whispering... "shhhhhhhhh, I'm hunting wabbit"....

Don't forget Billy Burke...I think he fills out the plaid nicely, too.

H'mmm very nicely actually!

oh yes. We can add a revision and add Billy Burke- LMAO

Rob can wear anything and make it look HOT!

Poor Rob the Paparazzi found him! Of course he looks good, I'm glad he was able to get a few days a lone.

Cute article on behinds the scenes stuff...

http://www.metronews.ca/edmonton/entertainment/...

Good article. I really enjoyed it. It was almost like being there, on the set. It really gave a sense of Chris Weist's vision of the movie. Awesome!

oooh! nice article!

like the bit about Taylor temporarily forgetting his lines and then outdoes himself! =)
vampires taking a lunch break
why did they leave us hanging on that last bit about Bella on a platform leaning in for a kiss...

oh the insanity! i hate it when entertainment news/articles do that to sucker you in for more...

you little sleuth! awesome article- a double dose of Rob! :0)

I taketh, what I can getteth... ;)
LOL.
Can you believe my hubby actually had the gaul to ask me if we'd be going to see New Moon on the big screen, or if we were waiting for the DVD to come out?????

WTF moment for SURE!

W-H-A-T??? he'd ACTUALLY think that you'd wait all the way til MARCH to see New Moon?

*sings Harold Melvin*

"If you don't know me by now, you will never ever know me..."

LMAO

We will go easy on him. He's just a man. LOL

:0)

LMAO!!!
Now that song is gonna make me laugh when I hear it!
And it's playing my head... RIGHT NOW!

I told him "dude, I can't even comprehend what you're saying right now"

I had to look at the pic twice (not that i wouldnt have anyway!), I thought Rob's friend Tom had a pic of Rob on his shirt!

glad to see that he is out and about!

Ah, our boy looks relaxed hanging out with Tom. I like this look on him so much better than the recent weeks of the deer in the headlights look such. I look forward to seeing more photos like these personally. NYC might be just what the lad needs - and less LA - to get back to a semi-normal life for him.

I can't take my eyes off these pics....I'm afraid he will disappear again!!! lol

I am definitely liking the ball cap!! Now if he would just remove those glasses so I can see those beautful, come hither eyes!!

Now I do have quite a dilema: do I change my desktop wallpaper to this (the adorable NYC Rob) or leave the equally adorable shirtless Edward kissing Bella in Italy one up?

Sweet dilema!

**sigh**

The painful decisions we have to make!! lol

He's cuter without it..

Oh my god!! It's Tom Sturridge

is Tom Sturridge famous for anything? I've never heard of him.

WTF

Most recently - The Boat That Rocked!

Awesome Richard Curtis film - you gotta see it!

He's in movies? I thought he just sang....

Dont think Tom sings - he's always been an actor

http://tomsturridge.net/

adding it to my list of 'must see' movies! :0)

I know this has nothing to do with the post, but what has happened to hisgoldeneyes.com? It doesn't seem to be working.


Anyhow, Rob looks Out-Of-This-World HOT!

He looks more comfortable in New York than in LA.

yes! and de.f not as hounded as much!

LET'S KEEP RP ON THE EAST COAST!!!

this TOTALLY ups my chances of meeting him! score!

AMEN Lil... may he never set foot in LA again... it'll only corrupt him.
Step away Rob!

Not because I live in the area, but NYC is so much more laid back than LA. People seriously don't care what you look like, how you dress and you can go about your business without fuss. Probably the best place for him to be the next few months, before the crazieness that is NM and Eclipse starts up again.

This man can pull off any look and still be the sexiest man alive.
That being said, they both look like they are getting ready to get onto a shrimping boat, (Bubba Gump) or drive an 18 wheeler, lol.

By the way, it was like a million degrees in NYC yesterday and rob has on a long sleeve shirt. He does not feel the heat at all and loves to layer.

So cute!

I know, he looks so comfortable wearing all that in the hot weather. I hope we get to see him 'pitting out'. He must be sweaty. I've seen him with sweaty armpits in interviews and even in Twilight. You can see his sweaty armpits when they are at the salad bar in the dark shirt. I love it. I think its sexy!

Yup when he has his hand up ontop of the salad bar you can see his pit sweat and I was still like "damn thats sexy!!"lmao

Oh yes!! I thought the same thing when I saw Twilight. Yummy. There's one interview on youtube (I'm trying to find it) where he touches his hair and his armpits are sooo sweaty. LOVED IT!!!!
Now, if my husband has sweaty armpits, that's just gross. LOL! J/K

And yeah, if my husband was all sweaty then i would be like ewww. But Rob...mmmmm I would rub myself all over his sweaty body anyday!! lol

LMAO
I have said in the past, that man could make anything sexy!
I'm so pathetic when it comes to Rob...
if he farted I'd probably be like
"oooooooh, sexy...can I smell it? Do it again!"

When my husband farts I'm like "You pig, you stink!"

LOL

He had sweaty armpits when he did the hand print thing at Planet Hollywood! I loved him in that shirt at Planet Hollywood!!

Really...in Twilight??
I have to go look...
*rewinding DVD*
lol

If he sweats, you would never know it, lol! On the other hand, would not mind sweaty Rob at all.

LOL
I think that all the time. It's not just Rob, it's all of them that like to wear sweaters and jackets when it's 90 degrees out. I think they do it on purpose to torture us. Kellan's the only one with a soft spot for our weakness...he likes to go shirtless in public.

LOL, I get the hoodie, because he is trying to hide his face and not be noticed.
By he is always layered behind tees, button downs and jackets. Yes, he is torturing us by not showing off his sexy body! Kellan is a confident man and he has every right to be, lol.

I wonder if Tom is going to by chance play Robs character Tylers BF (Aidan) in the movie??

I was wondering (and hoping) about that too ;D
I thing it is too much of coincidence for him to be there in New York too, but who knows.
I was thinking because Brosnan plays Rob's father they could be British people in New York, so Aidan could also be British haha to much speculation.

alternatively, Rob best mate could just be bumming a free holiday to NY.

Not that i mind, being with RP means more pics of the delectable Tom on show!

Maybe Tom lives in NYC now? Maybe Rob's staying with him and they are going over Rob's lines.

It is great to spemd time with real, long-time friends. They keep you grounded.

I thought I heard he is playihg an American (I think he said that himself), but anything is possible. Tom is cute and he could play the role of Aidan and them being close friends can only help the roles.

Yeah it could work. We can hope because it would be so nice for Rob to have his BF with him filming this! Then he won't be all lonely.

Exactly, he needs someone he knows to keep him from being a loner.

I remember he was wearing those jeans last year when he first got the infamous hair cut and those jeans were fitting really tight on him. And now their really loose on him. Rob has lost alot of weight.

I read somewhere that he dropped 30 lbs for New Moon. He was trying to lose as much body fat as he could for the Italy scene.

Probably has to do with the toning he did getting ready for the shirtless Italy scene.

Thanks, Rob!!!

All that working out, toning up! I guess it will only get more intense getting ready for "Unbound Captives", as he plays a guy would has lived in the outdoors fpt several years and rides horses bareback, and lives off the land. Can you imagine how great those scenes will be? I just worry about him getting too tan for that movie when I hear that "Breaking Dawn" will shoot after that. (Edward's excuse, "Bella I got a tanning bed, look what happened!" "Oh, Edward!!! I didn't know you could get any more gorgeous!")

I am so friggin' glad to see him in a had different from that wool cap he always wears. He looks AMAZING in a baseball cap. Of course he looks good in everything OR nothing...
;o)

Love it! Love it! Love it!

He's wearing those jeans again! What is he trying to do to me? Give me a HEART ATTACK?

I live in the deep south in the middle of redneck country, so I am really digging this look right now. He looks like he just got done in the field and stepped off of a tractor. Serious down home fantasy going on right now. Hot, hot, hot.

lol, i live in the midwest- in the middle of redneck country (not by choice!)- so I don't mind men a little rough around the edges :0)

Well, I definitely don't mind them a little rough.....

mmmmmmmmm

*clicks back to re-read some more about B.A.E.....*

specifically new years eve...

*blushes*

Just you wait RIMR.... just you wait till you read some of the EPOV on the other 2.... Who boy! BLUSHES GALORE! Is all I'm sayin.

Oh Rob!!!! You finally got out of that cave or wherever you were hiding!


Ok whatever I'll write, it won't be original. Cos he does look sexy, he does look hot, and I love the way that t-shirt sticks tightly to that chest, and I love that face, those hairs (though hidden) and I would just rip all of those clothes of him and just eat him alive cos he looks so dishy an mouthwatering!!!!!!!! LOL

Did I miss something??????

Oh he looks good in that cap!!!!YUMMY :) and is it just me or does it look like he has a script in his hand!!! hmmmmm i wonder whats it for?

i just want to know whats up with the sunglasses. "Tom Cruise claaed He wants his sun glsses back." lol you know from the movie Risky Business

It's a good look for him... The ball cap, sun glasses, white t-shirt that doesn't look overly prissy..... it's working for me.... Who is his friend?

I love those jeans, so nice to look at.

Very happy to see that he got a few days away from the paps.I kept checking this site over the weekend. It was a long weekend. I even had to cook, clean and spend some time with hubby and kids. I MISSED ROB.

btw are any of you really happy with who they chose to play Robs love interest for "Remember Me"? I'm not feelin it. I guess I'm just biased. He can't be with Kristen in every movie. That sucks.

I don't think they made a very good choice by picking her either. Shes pretty and all but something tells me they won't have that chemistry. Something about her. We'll just have to hope for the best :)

What does Tom do for a living? Are they BFFs?

Tom is also an actor, although I don't know what films he has been in. And, yes...they have been best friends since they were little.

Thanks. That's nice to hear.

Oh there you are sweetheart! We were missing you something awful. Glad to see you're out having fun with Tom! And of course, looking beautiful as ever!

HAHAHAH GOOD THING IM GOING TO NY NEXT WEEK LOL :) ILL SEE U THERE ROB hahaha I SOUND LIKE A STALKER BUT DAMN HE IS WAYYY TO SEXY!

Haha when I said I wanted more news about Rob I was hoping it will be more in terms of his projects and the rest of the cast for Remember me...I was hoping they won't find him. But I'm glad he's with his friend.
And I find it very interesting that Tom is there too, while Rob is preparing for Remember me....Rob is holding something that might be a script and Tom was holding it too...I know this is far fetched but maybe he's in that movie too..How awesome it would be for Rob if one of his co stars is his best friend. :D
I would love it if it's true.

And of course Rob is looking sexier by the minute haha....

Is it just me or if you look closely at one of the pictures, it looks like he is "flicking the bird", he just has his hand by his side......Maybe at the paparazzi I guess??

But he looks GOOD in these pictures though!!

I caught that as well!! Such control because I would have let it loose! lol

I noticed that too!! When I was zooming in on the pics I noticed his hand and thought the same thing! He should have flipped them off! I would have died laughing if he actually held his hand up and did flip them off!!lol

oh oh oh!

i forgot to write...

the new BROMANCE!
Rob Pattinson & Tom Sturridge

Haha it's the old one, it's just revitilazed. I missed Tom, long time since we've seen him with Rob. :)

Yeah who is this fugly 12 yr old looking guy??

I dont want him in my Robert pictures!!!

He is Rob's friend, I think they know each other for long time, since they were teens.. I mean he is his real friend so it's cool he is there. He is an British actor too

LOL aww he isn't ugly..if anything he has interesting face
here's a video with pics of him and Rob together
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUCoArs9Z4g

actually, i have no clue who TS is...ooops and i don't really feel like looking him up either...care to tell me?

Ah no problem...Sturridge is English actor too, they've been friends for a long time, since they were kids I guess.
You could see him "lurking" on some photos from various events.
Last time I've seen him in a photo with Rob was when he was in London, I'm glad Rob has a real friend with him now. :)

LMAO!!

i like it!!!!!

HOORAY! newmoonmovie.org has put up the pics! now I don't have to go onto other sites looking @ them....

*new shirt
*new shoes
*new cap

I AM LOVING THAT RP IS THE CITY!!!

and the fact that other than having the stalkerazzi take these pics of him, the people around him sure don't seem so star-struck! YAY! Rob, stay in the city more often!

you came back!

off & on...gotta keep my eyes open for any more news!

how sad is my life!

more like.. how AWESOME is your life- it is filled with little glimmers of Rob every now and again throughout the day. PLUS- you get to aimlessly chat with fellow Twilight/Rob lovers! what's NOT to love about that? LOL

Glass is half full, Jillian. Gotta remember that!

OK.....i just checked NMM.org for news and got so completely absorbed by pictures of Rob that I just walked into the airport men's room.....................so now I'm blushing like Bella..........Rob, dude, you seriously are messing up my life here!.........and by the way *muhwah* I missed you.....I'll be in New York in July can you hang out there until then?.....:)

Hahaha!! Did you see anything good in the mens room??lmao

*looks at feet* ...No, but I did get a confused look, a pitty look, and one guy winked.......*blushing again*....I practically ran out of there....oh well everyone should embarrass themselves once a day to keep themselves humble right?...... I'm pretty sure that I will always be humble...:)

they are probably the most good-looking BFFs my eyes set upon. im literally drooling.

ok, now that was a nice way to start the day..

Well Hello Rob!!!...

D@mn he looks HOT in a baseball cap!! I'm all for the sexy hair and finger porn but he looks good!

*screams*

Don't go into hiding again - you've been driving us nuts!!! LOL

ok weird, but I thought when i was just waking up this morning that something new about rob would show up today... my spidey-sense was on the ball!!!

Let the man WALK vamp-paps...God!!!

I <3 the baseball hat and jeans! he def needs to wear them more often!!!

i love how calm all the people are in the background... like you see Rob Pattinson everyday?! please!

I no right i thought that too, i mean even if they only saw the back of his head, surely the stalkerazzi were a dead give away no doubt shouting "Rob, Rob, Over here, are you dating Kristen?" lol

Its probably a good thing they were so calm, i think if a few of us were there, a riot would have been on the cards =]

lol perhaps they had no idea who he was??? LOL and knowing nyc they probably didn't give two s**ts HA HA

how can this be?!
rob is getting hotter and sexier every time new pics of him comes out !!
effortless gorgeousness :))

hahah!! there must have been a pant load of us that sent that one in... too many to give cred to.. I was one of them by the way and just want to say...whos the guy? whats he doing with his hand in his pants? and are they holding hands in that one pic?.. if Rob is seen with someone doesnt that mean hes dating them?.. and one time at band camp.......
Way to go Effing_ on first by the way...

Someone said it was Sturgess....

they're not holding hands. lol

I agree..I bet nmm.org was overloaded with this news story. I too am one of the many senders. But how could we not...we have been so DEPRIVED of ROB lately :(

He looks good no matter what he wears! Man i love him. But I think i want to see that shirtless pic of him and think dirty things ;).

FINALLY!!! THE ROB NEWS I FOUND THIS MORNING IS ON :)
Rob looking sexy in his jeans and baseball cap! Now I can continue my daily routine of kissing my computer and dazing at the screen for hours!!!

I am having PMS like every hour when there is no new news here... I think I yelled at my boss today but I don’t have a memory.. it is all just a blur, that is before Rob came back:))

hahaha! i agree!

gosh, he is so ermmm, BEAUTIFUL! :)

I was seriously going through withdrawals! Now I am back to my old Rob addict self :)

i think we all are :) haha it's made me quite happy! :)

I hope we don't have to go thru this ROB drought ever again!!!

it kinda seems to me that with every new movie role he changes his style up a little, now we are seeing more light colors and blue jeans....with new moon it was centered around black and darker colors

Yum.
I LOVE his style!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

**begina uncontrolable panting**

"Its been so long Rob! Nice to see you! Hmm I like those ripped jeans, althought they would look better if they were a little more ripped... may I do the honors?"

**Pattinson nods expectantly**

**Lucky rips off Pattinsons jeans**

Pattinson- "hmm I see what you mean perhaps I could show you more... in private?"

OMG sorry needed to share my little fantasy =]

L.O.V.E. these pics lets hope he gets out and about some more in NY, can't wait for more pics so i can create new fantasies ;-)

love him. he is all mine. but i can share ;d

btw. i think i have no choice hehe.

Sorry, you're right...no choice but to share!

Yea u dont have a choice. Ur sharing him with me and millions of women everywhere lol

LOVE the ball cap...
It really doesn't matter what he wears, does it.

Welcome back Rob!
NY looks good on you!!!!

HOLY SH**!! FINALLY

It's been far too long, phew i can finally remove the brown paper bag i've been keeping with me at all times ;) lol

Are those new shoes i see there???

Never has a mans stubble looked so sexy, i bet it would leave scratches......

*mind starts to wonder to dangerous places*

LMAO!!

LMAO
Um...can I borrow that paper bag if your not using it? His holy hotness in the baseball cap has me hyperventilating!

LOL

Yes, it's on it's way, he's a god isn't he *thinking of all the god like things he could do* lmao

I see you've changed your pic to said baseball cap god, very good choice, i love that stumble, it has him looking all rugged and just yum, hhmmm good thing i always carry spare paper bags with me

*breathe in breathe out* LOL

Thanks
*takes paper bag*
1....2......3.....4....

This is so cruel of him really. I have this thing for guys in baseball caps. As if he already weren't sexy enough, now he goes and does this!

*daydreaming*
My day is over.
lmao

Mmmm...Rob in a baseball cap...never thought of this possibility! Oh Kim, and thanks for pointing out the outline of his chest...I'm going to stare at this all day!

I know, perhaps he thought the cap would be a better disguise than the beanie lol

No problem kim, we are always on the same wave length so i knew that you would like it :)

I've been staring at them all day, it's been bliss LOL

LoL that was exactly the first thing I noticed.

There goes my productive evening **giggles**

Well said Kim that's exactly what I was thinking LOL

Finally, this waiting was killing me!! LoL

Erm yeah the shoes, they look kinda new :D

Well you know what they say? great minds think alike, but i also like to add that dirty minds do also, at least he is out and about :)

LOL!!

***jumping up and down***

Great dirty minds - love it ;D

Our patience has been rewarded yay!!!

**starting celebratory dance**

LOL

Thankyou :D
I know *joining in celebratory dance with agatha* lol

I just had said last week on one of the New York posts that he should get a baseball hat instead of his beanie for more of a disguise..lol

He looks so unhappy and irritated by the stupid paps. I wish we could have gotten a smile. I feel bad. I want to give him a hug. :(
Of course a hug isn't all I want to give him, but that's where I could start. ;)

He is so damn sexy!

ROOOOBBBEEEERRRRTTT!!! We've missed you! Those jeans...those sunglasses...the hat...the facial hair...the bod...all soooo sexy.

is that a lobster I see on his cap? lmao

'k so here are other sites with more pics

http://www.popsugar.com/3267279
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/06/07/robert-...
http://community.livejournal.com/lion_lamb/4828...

Yes it's a lobster!! I zoomed in on the pics to make sure.lol
I actually saw these pics last night. I was wondering when nmm.org was gonna post them.

WTH? What's with the lobster hat.....

News flash on E!news: New trend... knots on shirts for girls and lobster hats for guys.... LMAO!!!

LOL
I already tied all my shirts into knots...
And I live in New England so I don't think a lobster hat will be hard to find!
YAY

*handing lobster hat to hubby*
ME "here honey, put this on"
HUBBY "WTF??? ANd why is there a knot in your shirt????"

ROTFLMAO!!!

Kristen and Rob made a bet... Let's see how many girls I can get to knot their shirts.... and

Rob was like what the hell can I do.... grabing hat from Joe's Crab Shack gift shop...Will this work?

LMAO!!!

good one! TOTALLY LMAO!!!!

I bet there is definitely going to be a rise in sales on damn lobster hats though. I may even go find one for myself..lmao
hmmmm Where to begin looking.??

We can make some knock offs and sell them at Twilight conventions!!!

oh God he's gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he is just soo hot, I can't even think while looking at this pic :D

Is that a script I see in his hand??hum...

*sighs*

it's the first time i've ever seen him in a cap
he's gorgeous in any kind of style
but i hav to confess that..
he's much charming when showing his messy hair

I AGREE!!! :]

his cap's kinda weird.

it looks a bit small.. not fitting his big head lol

but i love rob wtever he wear..

mouthwatering

Where in NY is this??? anyone know??

I read somewhere it said Soho =)

im definitely on my way to soho!!! lol

cute as always and soo is the guy with him lol

I believe it's his BFF Tom Surridge...

Love the outfit. IDK about the cap, but love the rest. :]

~Screaming~

THERE YOU ARE.... NOW DON'T DO THAT AGAIN... disappearing like that is not an option... LOL!!!

Looking good in a baseball cap and those jeans well that's a given..... = )

ha!! yeah it's been AGESS since we got some rob-news and i've just about DIED from lack-of-rob syndrome :(
i've been clicking over and over again on the refresh button, in hopes that nmm.ORG hears my silent cries and posts some rob news lol and finally we see rob! god i'm so happy to see him after so long...and that hat WORK IT BOY lol not just anyone could make a base ball hat and ripped jeans look oh so sexy, but i'm guessing rob doesnt even know how delicious we all find him
HURRAH FOR FINDING ROB! *rejoices silently*

I know tell me about it... I almost wore out my refresh button this weekend... Geez!!! LOL!!! I think he's

trying to blend in with the hat and glasses... But WE FOUND HIM!!!

he will never escape us!! let's face it; we can scan a mile and spot him in a crowd lol it's not hard, just look for the dazzling, shy boy who looks like he's just stepped out of heaven, with piercing eyes and a smile that would make your heart melt....not to mention THAT JAWLINE!! i could spot rob's jaw easily!!! and the hair...oohhh the hair..... *drools*

Yes and what a relief it is LTCB! Might I say...the New York Rob loks a little different from the LA Rob.....But either way just as delicious!!!!

Yeah NYC Rob looks pissed... to bad we didn't get a smile... He looks annoyed... Poor Rob! = (

yes...yes...he's pissed and sad beause he's so far away from me and my many talents....LOL

Hes got the NYC attitude! Love it! his look says"Fu*k Off"...hahaha i like him pissed and with stubble...can he get any sexier..holy crap!

That's right the NYC attitude... That is sexy! Bad boy even.... WOW!

I'll live without a smile when I can glimpse the outline of his chest through that shirt....*drool*

Yeah and that jawline...My GOD!!! (ok i snapped out of it was in a daze)

i live in New York
i just saw him a couple of hours ago but he's so stikin cute


my husband just got home......i'll be right back!!!

Okay
If I just saw him in person a couple of hours ago I would not be in any condition to be typing on here!!!

I would either be in jail for trying to kidnap him...
or in the hospital from having a heart attack!
LUCKY!!
LOL

yah well when your 23 years old and pregnat you're not in any condition to
be running......LOL

LOL

Me too, although my plan of kidnapping him and making him fall in love with me, if i ever met him, is pretty much finished! A heart attack would just be an unfortunate set back...
As is my fiance... lol

DAMN I'm sooooo jealous!

WHY cant i be in NY right now??
Definatley time to call the boss and BEG for a transfer!

LOL Your so lucky, when you get back I want a second by sencon account missy! =]

Where did you see him?! OMG you are so lucky! Did you say anything or scream or what?!

wasnt he in miami?

where in NY did u see him?

omg i can't bleive you saw him i would have like screamed "i love you!!" lol but that's just me

oh sexy!!!!!!!!!who's the guy next to him?

He changes his sneakers?

hahahaha i KNOW i was like wow Rob nice change....same jeans tho ;)

looking good Rob!

About time NMM.org! You should make a girl wait this long to see her core for being...it's just not right! LOL

I would love to be walking next to him with my hands snaked around his waist and a "eat your heart out b*tches" look on my face....if only. :*swoon*

Get in line...you're not the only one!
*taking a number*
Dammit...number 54,897,697,798!
LMAO

ROFLMAO! I'm two #'s ahead of you, you are behind me in line. LOL

Awww...of all the rotten luck!
lol
Leave some Rob for me!

Love the new pic. :)

hahaha. I'll try not to be too greedy and leave you a little, but I'm not making any promises, afterall, it's Robert Pattison were talking about. LMAO!

LMAO - Sigh... he is such a screw...

I read today that Emma Watson has outten Robsten! So maybe that's the big mystery?

Where did you read that?

Thanks!! = )

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/48740/har...

enjoy...

I read that too, but she said that she thought there must be something going on between the, "there must be something special" so i guess shes just sumising...

hahaha i feel the same way!!

ohhh sooo sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

OMG IM DIGGING THE BALLCAP 2!!!! OMG HE LOOKS SO HOT!! *GILY SCREAM*

Pattinson !!!
:D
I could barely recognize him ! xD

Shoot I'm second! I'll take TomStu since Rob's no longer available . . .

cmon Forbiddenlove, you're LYING. I FRIKIN DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

....*NessiesMom freaked out, jumps off the building*

Let's all Chillax... she hasn't responded back... (Looking for Kristen post to come soon)..

HA i would chillax..... bu ti need NEWS!!! It would b okay if he was dating Kristen.... but if he were to date some1 else then yea I WOULD LOSE IT COMPLETELY! Anyways i am not beliving anything untill i have prof like pictures that are not photoshoped I WANT REAL ONES!!

ah!! i agree mizz him dating someone else is just not allowed!!!! and i am still not believing it until it is facebook official! or pictures would do too i guess...

"Dont do it NessieMom!! It might be all LIES!"
Damn, I cant believe they havent answered all our plees for information yet!!!

**Feeling of grief turning into ANGER**

OK OK

**shakes head, rubs eyes and read again**

Damn Still there

WHATTTTTTT?????????!?!?!?!?!?!?

OK I NEED ANSWERS NOW!!!!!!!!!

ForbiddenLove???!?!?

I FEEL THE SAME WAY!!!

This is SERIOUSLY upsetting me, I HAVE to know what the hell she was refering to!!!

I cant take it!!
My search engine cant take it!!

OMG

ITS UPSETTING ME TOO!!!!! I HAVE TO KNOW 2........ UGH IM GONNA GO BANANAS, ON SECOND THOUGHT I AM ALREADY BANANAS!!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!!

OK I CANT FIND ANYTHING NEW,
Maybe this means nothing, just two fans refering to different things?????

OH god i NEED some answers!

Do those 2 realize they just caused hundreds of women to have heart attacks????
I am trying to remain calm here but I am losing ground!
LOL

Yeah I know... saying to self....( no you did no just read that...no you didn't keep

moving along...go find a friend to help you cope)...

SParkly tell me that mean person up there is lying right.. tell me it isn't so...

LMAO!!! Just kidding!!!! I'm ok... (biting nails)

*curled ip in corner, rocking back and forth*

It's lies! It has to be!

~joining sparkly in the corner...if we both said it.... it might work~

Rocking back and forth....

That comment never existed ,never existed, never existed.!....

I NO right anyone would think its some plot to destroy is all!!

I keep trying to stop but i cant stop tying stuff into google about this! Its driving me mad, MANNN its gonna be a LONG night!

OK you need to give us some answers?!??!
You can’t say that!!!
Do you know that half of the people here are like alone at home and close to having a hardtack!!!

Or I AM HOPPING that your being sarcastic now, like that he is dating this dude or something??!?!!

I.AM.ABOUT.TO.HAVE.HEART.ATTACK.WHAT.DO.YOU.MEAN.ROB.ISN'T.AVAILABALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CALM DOWN...

CPR ANYONE!!!!!

HELP

GRRRRRRRRRRR.I.NEED.ANSWERS.ROB.NOT.AVAILABLE??IT'S.A.NIGHTMARE.NEED.TO.WAKE.UP!!

DOES ANYONE OUT THERE KNOW ABOUT THIS? I'M BEGGING!!!! PLEASE SPILL!!! IM LOSSING MY MIND!!!

im going crazy too!!

GAHHHH!!!!!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO US WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON? SOME PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR MIND HERE!!!!!

Rob & Kristen r rumored to be dating but there is no physical proof of it.

what r u talking about????

ROB IS NO LONGER AVAAILABLE?? WHAT??? SPILL!!!!

WHAT?!! no longer available? spill......

so i'm guessing you heard the rumors are true too? where'd u hear from?

stephie_bear??

Please tell about these rumours!!

I'm DIEING here!!

I am dieing too!! I have been searching all over the internet even on different search engines since I read this and I can't find anything new!! WTH!!

Me neither, its driving me CRAZY!!

all i can think is about is this, Jesus!

And it cant just be a coincidence i mean two completely different people seemingly "knowing" about the truth behind some rumours! God please NO!

the rumors that have been going around about rob and kristen being together. i have a rob and a kristen and a micheal (her bf) as "friends" on myspace, i kinda think it's really them, but then again you never know. kristen's status says something about she's not denying it anymore and that the rumors are true, rob's just says that she's great (not saying who she is), and micheal's says he's over the bullshit. that's what i thought ForbiddenLove meant by rob no longer being available. who knows tho

im pretty sure that in the people magazine they said they werent together but who know and who really cares?? its not like people own him

OH ok phew!

OK firstly ahte to tell you that the Myspace thing, definately not real, i mean if robert pattinson had a myspace (that he used personally) it would crash every day from the shear number of people going on it!

Plus i really dont think that if they were a couple they would choose Myspace to let everyone know, plus i actually dont think they are a couple, i mean there are so many stories of starlkerazzi "seeing" them kiss, well stalkerazzi, where are the god damn pictures?

thanks for puttin my mind a rest a bit tho, now just to find out that ForbbidenLove was on about LOL
=]

PATTINSON!!!

Oh, I'M FIRST!!! sweet!!

Okay..now my mind wanders...

see that hole in his jeans...okay, I wanna rip it and make it bigger, and then just rip them completely off of him!

Then, I wanna take that t-shirt and rip it off as well, it looks a little worn out anyway...

Hmm, then after I have him nekkid, we will just do whatever feels natural, and good, and hott... LMAO

**excessive drooling onto keyboard**

how is it possible for a man to look that sexy with facial hair....Ooh, I bet it tickles. *shivers*

im thinkin sexy!!!!! wow he just looks so good

LOL

Why does he even need to wake up and get dressed in the morning? It'll all be gone by mid day?

oooh he looks SO hot in a hat haha

LMAO :D

doesn't it look like Edward Cullen on his friends shirt?

effing I'm kind surprised you didnt mention those papers in his hand....er fingers...

No thoughts on that, really??? LOL

I was too distracted by his crotch....

LOL

True, that does happen to you......sometimes!

LOL

Gotta love those hands though.....
he has such a "firm grip" on those papers :)

i know!! i just wanna rub my cheek against his.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................... love ya rob! thanks for looking fantastic in jeans and a cap!!! i think all guys should strive to look just like you

HILARIOUS! I should walk up and down the city all day today..or this wkknd. I live in NYC. I should try and get a pic and tell you guys about it. Good idea?

chop chop!!!!

what are you waiting for? If I was there I would be taking time off work and scout the grid top to bottom left to right etc etc.

Lmao
;-)

LMFAO...OK. ITS SET...IF I FIND OUT WHAT AREA OR WHERE HIS HOTEL IS (ANY HINTS OR IDEAS PPL?) ME AND MY DIGITAL CAMERA WILL GO ON A VOYAGE. LOL

Go Clevel!!!!

Let me know if you find him. That man will be the death of me - so distracting...... ok time to get back to the gutter. LMAO

If I could I would be on the first plane out there! Maybe it's time to check out work possibility in NYC with my company.

*looking for my CV* mmmhh where did I put that thing again???

x

LMAO. OK IM DOING IT! IM SO EXCITED...LOL...WHAT IF WE EXCHANGE PHONE NUMBERS? (LOL..LET ME KEEP DREAMING...DONT KNOCK ME FROM MY CLOUD JUST YET..LOL)

Far be it from me sister to to knock you off your dream (anyway, it could happen, who's to say otherwise? Anything is possible!)

I spend most of my day in the gutter dreaming of what i would do to Mr Pattinson if he would ever allow me..... Dirty dirty thoughts...... cold shower is in order. la la la LMAO

lmfaaoooo...i love you. ur hilarious!

*Mwaaa* xxx

Thank you. You too.

Remember me when you find Rob. ;-)

I'm off to read some fan fic *big grin* I'll be checking in on the latest posts to see what's been said. Always lots of fun. *skipping to the gutter with reading material*

Ta da!

Hell Yeah!!
 
Get to it woman!!
 
LOL

lmao congrats too!

haha

I don't understand how that *fat girl doesn't go screaming "ROB OH ROB! ROOOBBB! AAAGGGHHHHHH!' i know i would!

Ha!!
 
She is licking her lips lookin at him...you know what she is thinking of!! LOL

lmao effing!

don't we all? hahahahah

But if i HAD to stand/walk behind him, my eyes would not move away from his butt! OME! lmao

Gahh, girls. I dont' get it. when they have the advantage to stand/walk behind a man like him, why can't they just idk.

I'd be hypnotized. I'd probably walk straight into something but still my eyes would NOT move away from ROB'S ASS! <33

*licks lips. mmmmm :D

omg sooo hot!!! at last :D I love his sense of style, it looks comfortable and hot. His cap shows he has love for the American game baseball :D

OH MY OH MY OH MY....I am thinking the same thing, Effing.....find the nearest alleyway and start rippin his clothes to shreds!
And don't get me started on the facial hair......I've got a thing for scruffy men...not a full-on beard....but just a couple-days growth to make it scratchy

************* ROBGASM! ***********************

LMAO!!!
 
"Robgasm"??!??!?!??!
 
ahahahahaha!!
 
..classic!! LOL

I think if Rachel Ray can have " EVOO " in the damn dictionary, than why can't we have " Robgasm "?!

<----draws up a petition for Webster's immediately

:-D

Hell Twifans can make anything happen! People cant underestimate our power! If we want Robgasm in the dictionary, its gunna be in darn dictionary!

Aint that the truth!!! We have ALOT of power!

Boys and Girls, Today's word of the day is :

Robgasm.......say it with me now......

R-O-B-G-A-S-M..............very good boys and girls!

And do you what Robgasm means, boys and girls??

That's right!
It means any time we see a picture of Robert Pattinson that cause's us to : scream, sweat, pant, drool and fantasize what he would look like nekkid.



LMFAO!

Better yet what would you do with him nekkid! Didn't he cause any accidents?

LMAO! Thanks for the lesson team perv! I was wondering if there was a word to describe my reaction to seeing Pattinson! Now we just need to get it into the dictionary

LOLOLOL YVW!!

I'm just doing my Twilight duty!

*** Salutes ***

GOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM PERV!

love your icon!

:-D THANKS!

Lol!! you have brighten my awful day!! thanks!!

*smiling and laughing hard at effin's comment*

I can help you know :)

Ok, I am at work trying to look professional and sh&t and your making me blush. Good lord I am loving your fantasies.

LOL!!

Well, I would say "sorry about that", but I'm not... LOL

Congrats on First Effing!!

He looks so cute in the baseball cap. I would really love to see him in a pair of those nice tight baseball pants...
*daydreaming*
then without the baseball pants...

Hmmm...I'd like to get my hands on his jock strap...while he's still wearing it ;)
LOL

Love the avatar!!

LOL - he finally comes back on the radar and our thoughts immediately go to the gutter!

It's been too long!.....who am kidding..that's where my mind stays when it comes to Rob and thanks for adding the jock strap image..gonna file that away for later! LOL

Hahaha
bring a flashlight Spunk, it's really dark down here in the gutter.
And maybe a couple snacks if you don't mind.
LOL

ok....I'll bring some "Scooby snacks"!!! LMAO!!! Ahh..Bad A$$ Edward..

Throwing snacks, water, and glow sticks to my friends in the gutter.... just looking out for you

guys... LOL!!

*yelling up from gutter*
Mmmm...unicorn cookies!
THANKS!!
You really should join us down here!
The glow sticks are great! LMAO
Could you throw down Rob's disco stick too?

lol

Dang!! How many are you down there?? throwing more cookies, Rob's disco stick..

ok promise not to fight over this one.... One Magic Wand coming down...

Play nice..... LOL!!!

LMAO
Play nice...yeah right!
Effing already grabbed the magic wand and beat us all over the head with it so she could have it to herself!

It's dark down here...too hard to see but I think she's doing magic tricks with that wand...
Now you see it now you don't!
*turns away trying to give Effing some privacy*
lol

LOL!! Good one Sparkly!

LMAO!!! Where is Effing? Is she spreading the joy of fanfiction?

lol
she hands out fanfiction the way I hand out stickers!

**Jumps into gutter with Robs disco stick in hand**

Look what I brought ladies!!

Woohoo
*grabs disco stick, does happy dance*

Ha! Sparkly and I have maintained a permanent residence in the gutter...you are more than welcome to join us. There is plenty of room. Not many people venture down this far into the gutter with us. LOL

LOL - I thot I was already there!?!?!?! We must keep missing each other! LOL

I've lived in the gutter ever since I first seen Pattison! LOL

LMAO
I'm telling you it is too damn dark down here! Maybe LTCB can bring the flashlight on her next trip down here...
*waiting patiently for LTCB to join us in the gutter*

...or maybe a strobe light and a pole.

Hey tell her to go find Rob and throw him down here along with the strobe light and pole!!! LMAO!!!

Oh and grab my Rob goody bag too!!! LOL

You can feel his jock strap with him in it, then I just will feel him without it on. LOL

Congrats Effing!!!!
First on a new Pattison post too...it's been too long!

Spunkie!!!

How is the vacation going??

Now, I have you, LTCB now I just need Sparkly...and my day will be complete. LOL

Sparkly was here earlier... she changed her pic to NYC Rob... = )

Yeah me, spunk and sparkly we're talking last night about cliff diving to hear Rob voice cuz we had

no news of him....we were loosing to the battle of being Robaholics... LOL!!!!

Ha!!
That was what Spunkie told me....How did that cliff diving endeavor go? Did you guys here that sweet british accent?? LOL

Dunno.... It didn't happen....who was going to save us if all three of us jumped? All

three of us would of been screaming Effing HELP!! We didn't have a Plan B on who

would get us out of the water... We would of been flock! LOL!!

Oh it's going MUCH better now!!!

I was beginning to attack Rob look a likes on the beach!!!!! LOL
Altho there is NO one that can come close to looking like him but sometimes your mind plays tricks on you when you go so long without Rob!!!! LOL

Me, LTCB and Sparkly where on here last night chatting....we had planned a trip to LaPush to go cliff diving so we could hear Rob's voice!!! LMAO!!!

Ha!!

OMG!! I seen somebody Saturday that looked kinda like him from the side...had the jaw and everything!!

And you are gonna get a kick out of where I seen him....it was at a store called "Meat Packers Outlet" LMAO!! You can imagine how my mind was wondering staring at that gorgeous guy...I think I scared him...he left rather quickly when he caught me basically eye-f*cking him.... LOL

LMAO Effing!!! Meat Packers Outlet!? Are you kidding!? LOL!!!

Nope, I am not kidding...
 
It is a meat store and let me tell you, that day I was definately thinking of hot dogs and sausages...
 
LMAO

L...MF... AO!!!!

LOL!

LMAO - Meat Packer outlet....sounds about right!!!

**thinks**
I liked to "pack some meat".....never mind..

Security has everyone here on alert for me!!!
I'm the crazy girl chasing tall men with sex hair and talking British!! LOL

That is exactly what I was thinking while I was looking him over...He really was a cutie!!
LOL

Don't let security stop you woman!! Use your disguises! LOL Geeze...

Oh don't worry..hubby doesn't know that I brot my disguises with me! LOL

I'm blonde but today I was a brunette...depending on how good I am with security today I will prob be a red head tomorrow!!! LMAO!!!!

LMAO!

I totally just wrote that same fantasy further down!
LOL great minds think alike ;-)

Damn if only I was in NY right now!

oh, sure I have a "great mind" now, but when I say really perverted stuff, where are you then, huh?!?!??! Not anywhere near me, that is for sure... LOL ;)

Hmm...NY is only a few hours away...I think I can see a road trip in my near future. LOL

LOL Effing,

I'll have to keep an eye out,

And as for a road trip, not long enough! hmm maybe i can get a company transer for a few weeks lol haha

Even though I can’t stand paparazzi, this moment was HALLELUJAH!!!!!

Like I said before... You need to write nasty memos... I am telling you!!!!

Congrats on First Effing!!!

Thanks LTCB!!

Now....where the heck have you been??? I don't think I have talked to you for a few days...

**eyes narrow**
....are you ignoring me??

LOL
;)

Effing other that Saturday... I've been on here... I would never ignore you..Where have you been!!!!

Look at Pattinson in those jeans....*sighs*

I was here off and on this weekend...I was on here quite a bit on Saturday evening, but it was too damn quiet again, so I left. LOL

I guess we just missed each other... **sigh** oh well..

And I AM looking at him in those jeans...I am telling you what, that is the finest I have seen him looking in a long time!! It is nice to see him out without that damn hoodie pulled over that beautiful face! LOL

That's true... maybe he left his hoodie at the airport where the whole buttcr@ck thing

happened.. Oh what I would give to be walking around the corner in NYC and to turn a

corner and bump into Rob... I would hand him a bag of cookies.... LOL!! (dang cookies)

YAY!! EFFING!!!

*jumping up and down clapping hands*

**jumps up and down with flplmtree**

I know!! On a Pattinson post at that! I don't think I have ever been first on a Pattinson post!

aaahhh...so exciting.... LOL

You deserve it.

hahahahahahahaha ME2!!!!!

Do whatever feels natural??? Hhmm
Does that mean listening to Debussy and staring at each other at the meadow?
You know he runs away from unicorns!
LOL

Ha!!

He wouldn't be able to run from the unicorn I wanna give him. LOL

LMFAOROTFL

*can't breathe*

I bet you would! LOL

sent the email!

LMAO!!!

Or two.... or... to quote the new one you sent me this weekend....

FOUR!

ROTF!!!!

*wink* I know just what you mean.......

Hell Yeah!!!

I wouldn't mind breaking that record either though!!

LOL

Oh, are you liking it so far??

Hi

what are you reading? Can you tell me? I've read WA and can't find anything as good mis bad a$$ Edward! I promise I am over 21 my e-mail is: mp3phoenix@blueyonder.co.uk

Thank you

hmmmmm

sent

oh my goodness this little trend looks too good to pass up! if you wouldn't mind sending it to me I would greatly appreciate it! email: adierules1@aol.com

i am tempted!

got it thank you very much.

Sleepless night suddenly got interesting.

*skipping happily to the deepest recess in the gutter with new reading material, cookies and pictures of Rob* Yey!

Love it!

I'm going back and forth between corresponding chapters, I didn't want to have to wait to read what Edward was thinking....

These writers... genius.
Wish they didn't have to end, but I guess they all have to sooner or later.... ;( BOO!

I know....those 2 are my favorit fanfics.

Just remember that EPOV is not done yet...she is still updating it ....

Um, you know that she is going to write another one with those two after she is done with EPOV??? She mentions it in the authors notes at the beginning of some of the later chapters...I cannot wait to read that!!
That woman that wrote that stuff is AWESOME!

what fanfic are you talking about?? i finished the ones i was reading and i'm looking for new ones to read. please let me know, thanks.

Umm... I read ALL of Bella's POV yesterday. Yes, that was 37 chapters. I could not stop. Thank goodness it was a slow news day here at NMM.org. Starting Edward's tonight and I can't wait.

Gold stars and a smutty thanks to Effing for the links. ;-)

Girl, I am telling you EPOV is WAY hotter!! LOL

Got them, thanks Effing!!

I ... completely.... AGREE.... Effing...

I can't stand to read much of it at a time, get me all riled up.

Effing - you pimping again?

god you are wearing your necklace with pride...PIMP!

PS anything new?
has she finished the Dom yet?

I am always pimping...a good pimp never has a day off! LOL
 
Last I seen she updated a new chapter last week, but nothing new after that...
 
**waiting impatiently**
 
And what is up with that one you sent me?? It hasn't been updated since may 20th!!
 
Darn you Saxon, getting me hooked then it isn't updated for 3 weeks!  LOL

What can i say...I like to share my frustrations!

And i did warn you it wasn't finished!!
Go calm down and eat a cookie

Yes, you did warn me...I just get aggrevated...it cut off at such a good point!!
 
**mumbling to myself**
 
fine...
 
**takes cookie and goes to eat in the corner**
 
lol

Yes it is!! effing we seem to have read a lot, could you send me some suggestions too, i may have read them already but i need something new to read while waiting for the other 8 to be updated lol

email is k.jd@btinternet.com

Thankyou :)

Sent!

Sure thing...I have  a few others..I will send them now...

Hotter?! How can it be?! OME! I'm at work and now I can't concentrate. Perhaps my hubby will pop in & want to see our Rare Books collection?! Crap! We don't have a damn Rare Books collection, but there is this storage room we call "the Dungeon"

*Secretly swipes keys to Dungeon from Office Manager & quickly rings hubby

I know, you don't even have to mention the names of these fanfics and I know and LOVE them! Uh, every day I check for an update on the EPOV...nothing yet! I'm dying!!!

I know!! The last update she did was last week, so hopefully we will get another chapter this week. I think she has 14 more chapters to go. She wants it to be 37 chapters - same as BPOV...

If you're talking about what i think you're talking about then i can't wait either!!

It's going to be called the training!!

*sighs* being patient sucks!!

LOL

Uh - you know what you must do! Send it to each us without fail. I will find you and spank you if you don't!

EEEP! Kim I can't wait for this one!

I have not a single ounce of patience in me.

I know kim, my patience is being worn down everyday

*sobs into pillow*

I can't take any more damn waiting

LOL

That's IT!
Yeah, I thought I saw a link to a teaser for it, but it wanted me to log in... :(

*broods*

Really?? i opened an account on there the other day, i will now have to go search and let you know :)

**puts hand over Kim's mouth**

SSShhhhhh!!!

You aren't supposed to say the titles on here!!
I don't want you getting in trouble!!
**looks around for moderators to tackle Kim**

lol

*Tries to speak through effings hand*

Do not worry, i figured as much, but as it has yet to be written, nobody will be able to find it, happy hunting kidies :)

LMAO!!!

p.s thanks for the lookout effing :D

I didn't think I could like anything more than B.A.E. ... but these are pretter darn good. I'm trying not to rush through them, so that she'll have posted more by the time I end...

I did see something about another one she's writing.... they really should publish them and get paid for this.

I know! I love her stories...

BPOV is finished, it is just EPOV that is not. So, that is good. At least we know how it ends, but I cannot wait to read the ending from EPOV!!

Effing...can you please email me the link to the additional reading?...my email is sushismu@gmail.com

Effing, can you also send me the links to the recommended reading.

Thx. kaltomare@facmail.com

I am waiting impatiently for EPOV to be finished too! It is really good.

Effing! BFF!!!
What 2 fanfics??
E-mail me the link please!!! :)

*appears in midair*
Hey, Pimsy. Are we talking unicorns so early in the morning? It's a crying shame, girl! Where's your productivity???
lol

Hmm...He sounds like a tough guy to convince...

Geeze, come on 4tW, use your lip gloss powers to convince him to keep the laptop!

The only other reason I can think of in this late hour is you tell him you got kicked out of the library for threatening bodily harm to the innocent patrons...That certainly sounds like something you would do..

If you don't think that will work...I am gonna have to think of something much more brilliant...And to do that, I need sleep!

So, Stalkee....Shall I see you tomorrow?? Or are you going to tease me with your little "15 minute appearances"?? lol

Just for the record, my husband is an absolute sweetheart, but since I"m generally obsessive about everything I do, he is worried that I"m going to forget everything else exists... which sorta started happening, if I'm completely honest. I have lots of friends, but not all of them are as intellectually funny as the freaks (mean that lovingly) you find here, so I keep coming back for more punishment.

Don't know if I'll see you tomorrow.. I'm seriously pushing my luck so let me exit quickly.. OF COURSE I would threaten bodily harm to library patrons.

GEEZ!! Would you expect anything less of me?

I"m so insulted now!!!

GAH!! I'm leaving!



Night, stalker. Happy dreams. It was nice talkin' to you so late..



LOL

Oh, I didn't mean to insinuate that he was not loving or anything like that... Perhaps I could give you my number and he can call and talk to my husband and they can complain about our obsession to each other and leave us alone!!
LOL
;)
 
Alright woman...I will talk to you next time!!

**sighs**

Am I going to have to secretly ship you a laptop with built -in wireless so you can get on here whenever you want??

If he ever finds it, just tell him it is a laptop from one your your "real" friends.... That should get him off your back for a while. LOL

You may. He noticed the lip gloss and is concerned about why I am taking such good care of my lips because of you. LOL

I can try to pretend about the laptop but all my friends are poor. WE pay NYC rent. LOL

Hm.. another excuse?

Sorry to surprise you..I had a moment of weaknes... You know, getting tired. My defenses are weakening...Perhaps it is time for me to get to bed..


**shakes head**
I am shocked that you think I am not a "real" friend....When you talk to me, do I not reply? When you knock on my avatar, do I not answer? When you threaten me with bodily harm, do I not laugh at you?

How can you say such a thing...I am as "real" as they come.. LOL

The "real" part aren't my words. Trust me, I've argued as cleverly as possible, and I'm still struggling to keep my head above water on this one...

LMAO!!!

**thinks of how much I miss our little snipetts**

Gosh, I missed you the last few days...

**hugs 4tW tightly**

**clears throat**

err, um...anyways...

I don't need to carry a dagger, you love me far too much to hurt me.

And did it ever occur to you that I was going to rescue you to save myself that life of regret??

Geeze...somebody is a bit touchy this evening...

LOL

And not to change the subject, but how are you on here?? I thought your computer was busted so you were using the one at the library??

**rolls eyes**
...are busting into your neighbors house for their internet again? LOL

*surprised*

Geez. You sit right by my desk and hug me today??

*looks around suspiciously, and double checks that dagger is firmly roped to calf*

You are such a liar. I doubt you even noticed my missing avatar in the surrounding fan club.... But go ahead, if it makes you feel better, just say what you have to say...I'm all for expressing oneself..

No, I did not break into a neighbor's house. I would never do such a thing! ....

I would break into a place much farther away than a neighbors, for crying out loud. This is NYC, my neihbors are so close, they'd be able to track me down.

I used my lip gloss to seduce a person coming off the bus.. "HEy, baby, how about you, me.. and the laptop?? *wicked grin*)

ACtually,

I gained the affections of the um..owner of this laptop who returned late this evening , by convincing him after a calm, well-thought out argument that I was not addicted to online friends who are not "real" (in his words) and promised to not let it come between us and my "real" friends. However if aformentioned owner would awaken suddenly and find me on this at this hour.., I fear a much longer computerless week would ensue...

*sigh*

Yes, actually that is exactly what I was saying. I am glad I don't have to repeat myself...

And, I hate to break it to you, but sine the wolves carry daggers to protect themselves from you, they might just push you off the cliff to protect their own safety...

Which only leaves option 1. But don't worry...I got you covered..

**pulls mermaid costume out of bag**

once you jump, I will throw this on quickly andn rescue you....I don't think I will say anything as sweet as "let me show you the treasures of the ocean"...maybe something along the lines of "WTH were you thinking? Do you think I like rescuing you like this? you are lucky you are my favorite stalkee"...

how about that option? That sounds the most realistic, I think...


lol

*eyebrow raised dangerously high*

Perhaps you should make like the wolves and start carrying a dagger as well.

IF wolves push me off cliff, I will simply use my lightning-fast reflexes to either flip back upwards onto cliff and try seducing them from that point, or, I will take them down with me.. I have a death grip and am prepared to use it..

Oh, please if I you insist on saving me and I can't use the drown and cause you a remaining life of regret thing on you, then don't even bother rescuing me...

I am a fantastic swimmer and if my "seduce a wet wolf" plan fails, then I will just swim back to shore and figure out plan B..

Okay...your theory is better and less...um...disturbing than mine... For a second there, I thought you were saying that you literally had Pattinson in the closet...and he was escaping out your window to meet jake to make some glittery fursplosions of their own....

Glad you cleared that up...

Anyways...no need to work on looking pathetic - that look is natural for you and so is the whining...So, your best bet is just to attach the innocent passerby and get it over with..Just make sure you tell him that it would be alot more pleasurable if you had your lip gloss...

LOL

*frostily*

ARe you calling me naturally whiny and pathetic???

You have SUCH a negative take on thing, really, stalker. I mean clueless and volatile, I could handle, but whiny and pathetic???

I'm going to go jump off a cliff now.
*glare*

And when I hit the bottom I hope that either one of two things happen:

1. When they find my pathetic, sad remains washed up on LaPush beach, you'll be really really sorry and then you'll walk around wearing black and crying because no one is jealously going into insane bouts of rage, ripping others to shreds for you affections anymore

OR

2. Wolves see me jump and then I"ll forget all about what you said while I'm nice and toasty warm under a dripping wet pair of steaming hot shoulders...



Uggh!!! * Tosses ponytail and stomps off toward cliff mutttering*

*Sees man in alley first*

* momentarily stops and thinks*

*moves on past*

*stops.* Dang it!!!

*runs back, drags man into alley kisses him furiously, then stomps off toward cliff*

I HOPE YOU"RE HAPPY NOW!!! YOu made me so mad I had to do it WITHOUT LIP GLOSS!!!!

LOL

What are you saying? That Pattinson had plans shoved in his shoe to get a wolf after he had lunch with himself??

I am pretty sure that would change the whole aspect of the book, pretty much making Bella's character useless!! LOL

Hmm...I always thought there was a little something there between him and Jacob...

Yes, that's exactly what I"m saying and it makes total sense.

I mean, #1 He doesn't like wolves, so when it said get a wolf, of course, me being um... somewhat lust-crazed for the boys automatically assumed, "get" meant like "get, like you know.... " *looks at Effing_ meaningully* but it could also mean like, track down or go after.

AND

Rob HATES being overwhelmed with company, therefore, why not have lunch with himself? Can't you just see him setting up a date to have lunch with himself and then congratulating himself so happily on being alone??
Bella is already useless Effing_ Why on earth two boys would want to fall in love with a whiny girl who whimpers and clings to them both but won't decide between the two is beyond me...

Hm..

*dawning realization*

IS THAT what I've been doing wrong all this time???? Geez!! Forget the "I will show you all the treasures of the ocean speech, stalker* I think I shall just go moan aloud to the wolves never to leave me and then start babbling about how much I love vampires, but then I love wolves too, and then I will cling to them...

It worked for Bella..

*goes to mirror to practice looking pathetic*

lol

Ooh, and don't try to sidetrack me with your odd theories, I'm still tracking you down. I just saw you turn through an alleywa...uh-oh, alley... *panics* and I just forgot my lip gloss. This...this has never happened before...

*frozen, stunned*

Would this be a good point to pracitice looking pathetic and whiny or shall I just attack an unsuspecting passerby and demand thier lip gloss. That's not so wrong, is it??



lol

**smirking**

You obviously have another intruder's shoe...since I left by the way of the front door. So, those weren't my plans that were ruined. Therefore, you didn't catch me...

**laughs while walking down the street in both my shoes and my stolen goodies under my arm**

And you may have smashed the recorder, but I will get it to him eventually. Now that I know who you dream about, it should be fairly easy... LOL

**smug smile**

try again, stalkee...

*looks at shoe carefully*

*grins evilly*

YOu know whose shoe this is??

It's ROB's shoe.

Which means he was in MY house and not yours.

*does funky happy dance on table*

Well, well, well.... although I don't run sparkly, it's nice to know hot men are leaving their clothing at my house.

Perhaps this is one of those.. come find me and I'll take the rest off signs.... Too bad I can't take him up on the offer... STill loves my wolves..

LOL

*sneaks out of window*

*goes to hunt down Effing_*

*laughs as looks at tazer Effing_ dropped while leaving front door*

This should come in handy.

**watches outside 4tW's window for lights to go out**

**opens door with spare key I had made**

**watches 4tW sleeping, while calling Pattinsons name, clinging to her husband**

well, well, well.....If he only knew...but since he i sleeping...

**places tape recorder beside 4tW's head; records her moaning Pattinsons name for a while**
...there, that should do it...

**places recorder with "Play me" post-it under her hubby's pillow**

now, where was I...? ah. yes...

**goes into bedroom closet, hits hidden panel to open her hidden room**

Let's see...what shall I take tonight...

**takes Taylor shrine back, removes the rather large Pattinson shrine, as well as her Twilight poster that has a big heart drawn around Edward's face**
...are those lip-gloss liips on his face???

**shrugs**...whatever...

**passes her lip gloss stash on the way out**

oh..looky here..

**takes Tantalizing Taylor gloss and Raspberry Robert gloss**

**whispers in 4tW's ear**
...See you tomorrow, Stalkee. It really is a shame that you don't have a computer...But, I guess I will just make due with these items till you get back

**walks out of house laughing silently to myself**

*wicked gleam*

Ok, so you escaped my window with two of my fave lipgloss flavors, however:

1. I caught you..

2. I have your shoe, since you left it while running away

and even better...

3. Inside your shoe, I just found the plans to get some wolf after a light lunch of Rob.. so consider those plans officially over.

and if you want your shoe back...

*tosses it into nearby fountain*

It's getting a nice little wash..

*smiles smugly and goes back inside*

*takes tape recorder and smashes it into pieces then throws out window like confetti*

*later, gator*

Don't let me catch you tomorrow.

*smirk*

*grabs Effing's ankle as she tries to escape out window*

4tw!! Your back sista!! I missed you! Yes, I know u didnt miss me, but I will not hide my feelings just cuz u keep trying to push me away!
*little melt down Pimsy? Get ur act together!*
*composed*

Yes! I need my unicorn fix! You know how addicting it is! Productivity? Out the door!

*smirk*

NO I missed you not one JOT!!

*hides tearstained calendar marking how many days until I see PIMSY again*

Unfortunately, I am computerless, so when my library time is up, I"m gonna be disappearing again until tomorrow*

So, UH.. Ciggy is very sexy in NY.. Haven't run into smoker yet, but might enjoy doing that, since I"m here. A relaxing smoke never hurts...(much...) lol

*holds back tears after hearing 4tw didn't miss PIMSY...even though this is what PIMSY expected it still hurts*



So what happend to your computer?

You will have to restrain yourself from howling at Alex's pic. People might think ur crazy! LOL



Yes...I've seen Sparky2 around....looking might fine! LOL

*rolls eyes*

PImsy, keep up, here girl! Did you not notice the caption.

*sigh*

Hands PIMSY "Not Blonde, but Still Stupid" t-shirt.

Here, wear this...please.. It will look great on you and matches your vacant facial expression.

and now that I'm finished thoroughly insulting you....
let me go ogle Alex's pic.

My computer was the hapless victim of "NO wolf news rage" It is whimpering and smoking in a puddle in my backyard, near the baseball bat.

lol

Yes I noticed the caption...but I supposedly I can't read your mind! LOL

*ponders* Hmm yes, ok…Give me that t-shirt and the one that says LOSER.

Now what am I supposed to do without my blond wolf sister?
When will hubby be so generous to buy a new laptop?

No, I'll just give you the one shirt, then give you my sign.

*looks straight into PIMSy's eyes, holds up L shaped hand, kisses it, puts it to forehead and points at PIMSY, mouthing "loser" *

Umm. hubby will be generous when he is convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that I'm not going to leave him for Effing_

I'd laugh, but it's not funny.



lol

LMAO!
Well since you can't laugh, I'll laugh for you! hahah

Well how you gonna convince him about that? It seems to me he got you figured out! LOL

Did you tell him "Well is Rob Effing Pattinson! HELLO"?

Time's up, PIMSY..

See ya when I see ya.

LOL

*glares at PIMSy, unamused*

Really. Do you have any idea how impossible it was to explain the stash of lip gloss he found in the back of my closet, along with a stolen Taylor shrine, various, um....Ciggy items (which I AM NOT using b-t-w- just to bother Effing_)

I just said that a "friend" gave them to me.. then he wanted to know who IS this friend and why do they care so much about my lips.. ..

And the conversation just went downhill from there.

Thank heavens he didn't find the mermaid costume...

*grin*

YEp, there's always that for fun and excitement.

lol

BOOOO! What are you doing in a Rob post??

*flashes Wolf Pack ID*

go back to Alex post...

*jolts, jumps 5 feet in air, flips and lands*

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Your eyes are EVERYWHERE woman.

*gasping for breath*

I was... uh.... I was...uh.....

*desperately scans brain*

Effing forced me over here. She said you were really stupid and I was just stomping over here to defend you... umm.yah, that's it...

I hadn't even glanced at the pic of Rob in his heather blue shirt with sculpted chest and glasses walking around my city.... wouldn't cross my mind. Is there wolf news?

(I"m relegated to library computer and my time is ticking away)

lol

I don't have your email address!

*pouts at Patience*

Sorry!! Did Effing send them already? If not, give me your email and I'll forward what she sent me (but knowing Effing, she's already sent them) ;)

Nope, these are different.... and really goooooood....

*raises eyebrow*

No, it's not WA


it is something different and VERY good. LOL

Lots of unicorns had by all!!

can you send me the link too?
viva.lacaller@gmail.com

how old are you?

"" errm thats a really random question.
is there like an age limit for the story or something??

yes, there is...

haha seriously
i kinda think the 94 on the end of my name gives it away though

Hay effing could you send it me?

luckymaddams@ymail.com

Thanks =] xoxo

*knocks on Effing's_ avatar, grinning*
Hey, Effing_, you're starting to sound like a dealer. LOL.. (I think Effing is sending me the uh.... things that cannot be mentioned on this site.. I'm meeting her in a back alley) Has she sent you one yet? *twitch* *twitch* I need a fix."
Good to see that you haven't been apprehended yet so you can keep spreading the love around... (or lust, I guess... 4 unicorns! *eyebrows raised* Geez!)

LOL
 
I know! Nicnixs got me a "Pimp" necklace the other day...I wear it with pride. LOL

Of course you would wear something like that with pride

*scans area for passersby*

That's why I try to avoid being seen talking to you.

*passersby are coming*

*LOUDLY*

Yes, kind stranger, thank you so much for your uh.....assistance. I belive I shall be moving along now..

*quietly*

along with your Taylor shrine....

*whispers*

and some Rob items I picked up from your room on my way out.

Shouldn't leave things on the floor, honey, my fingers get truly itchy.

*runs away, laughing*

**smirking**
 
Yes, I seen the fruity lip gloss lip prints on my window...and I noticed that you took ANOTHER Taylor shrine...
 
No worries though...I will get everything back eventually...
 
**smug smile**
 
 
lol

*smiles*

You can try, but I"ve hidden it well, stalker.....

*grin*

**devilish grin**
 
...We shall see...

*casually puts feet on desk, and looks off to side, smirking*

Go ahead stalker, but I fear you're losing your touch. Gonna have to work on that, won't we???

**leans on desk to sit beside 4tW**
 
Oh, I am not going to look now. Where would the fun in that be???
 
Silly Stalkee...I will wait until you are gone, or sleeping...since that is our tradition.
 
**crosses arms**
 
And, don't you worry about my "touch" it is still very much in tact....just biding my time, that's all...like I said, don't wanna break tradition...
 
**sweet smile**

Aww, Effing_ you're sitting rather close, considering you already have a girl crush.

*smirk*

Well, I guess you'll have lots of time to search then, as my computer is uh...recovering from a severe thrashing after more wolfpack news absence and is currently whimpering and recoiling from my evil glares as I pass by and curse it every few minutes.

I'll have to work to keep you off track.

Is it a cheap unicorn story or does it have some soft, mushy stuff too?! I'm a girl I need romance and unicorns! :P

No, it has romance....you know they are in love...but hiding it, so it makes it so much better!!

Uuuu sounds good!! I e-mailed you , so e-mail me the fanfics, please! Hey, what about WA? Is it complete?

not yet...but I guess she posted a comment last week saying that she is working on it. She has been sick...
 
I will e-mail them now..

Prepare yourself Patience....

HOT!

Hmm..I thought I sent them to you...
but, email me and I will send you what I have...

I have sent so many e-mails, I don't think I have yours anymore...

itsroberteffingpattinson@yahoo.com

LMAO.... watching the pimp in action.....

Can you send me the links too, please?

I'm finishing WA today, and i was going mad thinking all the fun would end ;P

mafalda.martins.barbosa@gmail.com

ALRIGHT!!!
 
If you people want the links to this stuff, send me an e-mail!
 
It is too much for me to copy and paste all these e-mail addresses...
 
itsroberteffingpattinson@yahoo.com
 
YOU HAVE TO BE 18 OR OLDER!!!
 
If I haven't sent it to you and you requested it by sending ME your email address it is cause your request got lost in the couple dozens I had...
 
So....like I said, you want it, email me so I can just "reply" to you..
 
Thank you very much!!
 
LOL

please, pretty please, can i have the link too? blue69rose@gmx.ch

thanks :)

Oooh Effing!!! Can you send me the link too? Pretty please with a cherry on top! :D

I am going to email you now! :)

sent...

sent...

Can you send it to me to Effing? Pleassse :-) Im almost finished with WA and since news is slow I need my fix LOL



daisy2cute2@aim.com

Sure thing....Will send it right now...

Congrats!! So damn lucky!! LOL

I WAS GOING TO BE THE FIRST COMMENTER BUT MY STUPID COMPUTER WOULDN'T LET ME!! :[

I know what you mean....I keep getting Explorer errors, I dont know WTH is going on. LOL

LOL yeah. I was on here and then i clicked to comment and then it took me to the page before!! I was about to cuss my computer out!!